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COVID-19 viruses like me change to fool your immune system and make you sick. But updated vaccines help protect you. Stay up to date on COVID-19 and flu vaccinations. Sponsored by Champions for Vaccine Education, Equity and Progress. Hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast. So here's the thing, guys. I'm going to keep it real with you. There's a lot going on back in L.A.,

And we're going to unpack everything that's happened, but we are here in London and I am with Paige Camerlin. Hey. And Ty Collins. Hey y'all. We're not going home for a minute.

We're living our European summer now. We're not fucking leaving. We're going to get into why we're out here in London and what's going on. But essentially, we're in a contract, love. Ain't it true? Shout out Studio 71. Hey, y'all. And so we're out here in London. We're not leaving Europe for a while. We're not in Europe yet. Where are we? UK, I think. Is UK a part of Europe? No.

- Yeah. - No, right? - Yeah. - Oh, it is. Fuck. I don't know. We're out here and essentially we have an episode of "Cancelled" to turn in every single week and we want the people to be happy. I'm not trying to go home. You guys know this. I'm sincerely not. - Likewise. - I'm not. - Listen, I'm like for the viewers back home that miss Brooke, I understand and I'm so sorry, but this is the new crew. - Well, here's the thing. So what we're doing today

a very, very special episode of Cancelled that, and this might be the entire wrong geographical term, but here's what I'm going to call it. This is a bi-coastal episode of Cancelled. Which is probably...

I don't know. I don't know. Bicontinental episode of Canceled? Because it's like continents, like different literal continents. Damn, that's smart. Well, that's why you have a degree. You have a degree too. And I don't know shit about shit. And yeah, you know. So what we're going to do today for this episode of Canceled is the first half is going to be me in what I think is Europe. Maybe Asia. Maybe I don't know where we are today with Paige and Ty.

And the other half is going to be Brooke at home in LA with whoever she wants doing whatever she wants. And we're going to carry canceled like that for this episode. Good luck to her. She's given that liberty. Because we better be the first half because we're like a first half team. I'm like, what?

What does that mean? Why are we a first half team? I don't know. I just feel like second half, we slack a little. Like we're a first half team. Brooke, you got to carry the second half. Well, here's the thing. Brooke texted me yesterday and she was like, because essentially I pitched this idea to everyone. Like it, you know, canceled. It's a union. We all have to agree on what the episode is going to be. I care about everyone agreeing. And so I was like, I'm not coming home. So it's either no episode or it's half us in London and half them at home, you know? So Brooke has been texting me like pitching guests, right? Yeah.

Do you want to know her only two guest pitches? Can I guess? Yes. Joey Joy. No, but I'm aware. And we have to get into that. He was like begging to be on Canceled. Yeah, no. Did you see that? Yeah, you were telling me a little bit about that. Yeah, like Joey Joy texted Brooke and I in a group chat and he was like, please let me come on Canceled and tell my side. I was like, first of all, you little clout mongrel. That is just insane behavior. I didn't love you, Joey. It's actually a little mind-blowing to me. I don't, I mean, like we love, we...

Wait, but I had to guess. I know one of them was Ashley, but was that a joke? Her only two guest pitches were Ashley Schwan and Jeff Wittek. So she might eat us up, but I hope it cuts to her and Natalie and Lila. I pray, honestly. It's going to be her and Patty. Patty's our house mom. We love her. We do love her. But we are in London, and again, we're not going home. And I've always said the two of you are two of...

I mean, obviously I do this podcast with Brooke. I think she's the funniest person in the world. But if there was a secondary...

Guest you two are the funniest people in the fucking world. Okay, I'm like from time And I've been trying to get Paige and Ty as guests on canceled, but you both avoided at all costs. Here's Here's the thing and I feel like Ty and I are the same way I feel like we slay we're so funny off-camera as soon as you start vlogging It's like any thought any joke I've ever had just immediately shuts off like mind blank. No words come out Absolutely used to the scene babes

You dated the scene. You've been in some vlogs. That was a stretch. Saying dating Amari for two years was a stretch. No more Amari B. Jones talk. We talked about this. This was not discussed in the pre-interview. You know, my favorite thing about you is that you will give anyone a nickname that just comes to mind for you. Like calling Amari, Amari B. Jones. Where does that even come from? I don't know. Like Junie B. Jones. Is that where that comes from?

Oh, Trini B. Jones. Yeah. Is that why Amari's Amari B. Jones? Yeah, but sometimes you're Trina Manel. Like, we don't know. Yeah, so before we started rolling, he was like, Tana, I love you, but there's going to be no talk about Amari B. Jones. And I go, well, so can we talk about Amari Stewart? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

But your nicknames are your thing. Yeah, for sure. Yes. Kind of sweet, no? No, I think it's so sweet, but it's so funny. You take one nickname and then make like 20 different renditions of the same name. Like she's Trina Minaj. She's Trina Mattel. She's Trixie Mattel. What are some of the ones you've come up with on this trip?

Oh, they were good. What were they? I don't know, but I could come up with some new ones. I love Trinket Minjaj. Trinket Minjaj. Like, I'm happy with Tana Mongeau. Tampon Malone. Tampon Malone. It's just the first and last letters. Yeah, as long as it's first and last letters. But it's so funny because I'll be like in REM sleep and I'll wake up to you being like, Trinket Malello. Do you want breakfast? Like, it's never Tana. The letter thing is like niche to you. Yeah. Like, I don't call you like, I do call her Peggy.

Yeah, we'll be getting an Uber under Paige's name and no matter what, make for Peggy just so then she feels uncomfortable. It's every time. Who was calling you Peggy for a long time? Nune! Nune, the girl who does our lip filler. We've known her for fucking five years at this point and she will never call you Paige. She's Armenian. She'll go, Peggy, do you want Botox or not? My nickname for you forever was, so you're Ty Collins.

But so I started calling you Petra Collins. Right. And I was calling you Petra Collins like forever. And then Petra Collins developed into what? Peter Parker. Peter Piper packed a pick of pickled peppers. Petra. Petra is your go-to. Petri dish. Like Peter, like whatever. And so this whole time I thought Petra Collins was this pop singer. Kim Petras. Kim Petras. Yes. Yes.

For months. That's why it's canceled. Like, Kim Petras is sending a fucking cease and desist, you know? For sure. And then I found out Petra Collins is this, like, esteemed videographer. And we were just watching this. I was sobbing finding that out. Like, just thinking that I was calling you this pop singer that doesn't exist. And we just watched the Olivia Rodrigo vampire music video. And at the end, it goes, Petra Collins. I'm like, tell me you did that. No, I started crying. Oh.

Think of embarrassment? What's going on? Wait! We forgot our bit. No, I didn't. No, no, no. I've been waiting. You've been waiting? Ready to cue in? Okay, guys. Can I just be so real with the canceled audience? We are so obsessed right now with the idea of if we live completely different lives being an acapella group. Like Pitch Perfect. Yeah. Can we try? We're going to show you guys. Are you serious?

I'm like, buckle in. Are you the singer? Am I the singer? You have to. You're the host. Okay. Five, six, seven, eight. Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. Count me in. Point me. Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. Here's the thing. We started off friends. Play and pretend. I don't know the words. It was so much funnier in our heads. It really was. But would Brooke ever even attempt that? She'd be like this.

Sorry, Brooke. We love you, Brooke. Love you, girl. We're honestly just scared. We're scared. I'm sorry. No, I have to give them like a super pep talk because here's the thing. Here's the thing. Okay.

they're acting really nice about this, but there's a gun to the back of both of their heads. It was like, hey, do we go on our European vacation and evade the terrible things in LA and y'all do canceled as Brooke or we go home? Exactly. So you guys are doing great with the gun to the back of your head. And I feel like you've asked me to come on a few times now and I've just been so nervous. I'm not kidding. One hate comment. I'm crumbling. I can't do it. But actually, if you're going to come at me for anything, make it not about my looks.

Here's the thing, though. It's so funny because you and I are the same. We're pessimistic ass cunts. Someone could literally be like, Paige had a hair out of place. And she's like, why would they say that? People come up to you all the time. And they're like, you're so funny in Tana's vlogs. You're so funny. All the comments are like, Paige was the funniest person in this video. Tana should die. And then one person will comment like, I didn't really like Paige's earrings with her outfit. And she's on the ledge. I got a blast. I'm just not cut out for that.

At all. But it's like you could sit here and be like, you are so stupid, unfunny, worst person I've ever met. Call me ugly. I feel that though. I'm going to lose it. Should we talk about ****? Not Sidemen ****, but other ****. Oh, I was ready for Sidemen ****. Well, let's start with the other ****. My old assistant.

there's i'm going to tell a story and they're just going to be here for this and it's it's a terrible terrible dark story but i'm going to tell the story because it happened to me and it was a thing right so one of my first assistants her name was and i love her we are great friends to this day right and so i hired her as my assistant because she was my tour mom

And a tour mom is essentially like you go on tour and the tour company, they'll hire a tour manager and like a security, a merch person. But the tour mom kind of like will make sure everyone has their food and like gets their hotel room on time and is like there at the show. And it's usually like a girl and she's comforting and like. Uh-huh.

She's there to kind of be the mom to everyone. You know what I mean? Slash assistant. And yeah, just help out. Like she's getting paid to kind of just help out to make the show and everything, getting to each city like run smoothly. And so she was my tour mom. And then at the time, you know, I had nothing going for me. Not a parent in sight. Not a damn thing. And so we hired as the tour mom. And then she slays her job as a tour mom. And after the tour is over, I hire her as my assistant. And she's just a character.

And we've talked and you have to explain like the Nutribullet of it all. Because it's just like it just really gives you like context of who this person is. She is one pound. She's one pound. I look at photos of her to this day. Like, should I get on the goddamn treadmill? Should I pick up her lifestyle? Maybe she eats this extreme paleo diet, which in my opinion is just disgusting.

A different form of anorexia. For sure. She's just eating nuts. It's like lunch and I'm like... A suitcase consisted of a Nutribullet. Well, yeah. So she would take a suitcase everywhere she went on tour with me or everywhere she went as my assistant and she would pack nothing. I'm talking like her check luggage would be like one floral top, one pair of jeans, a sneaker, a heel, a dress, everything.

concealer very natural girl you know and then she'd take a carry-on everywhere she went and the only thing in the carry-on was a blender like I'm talking like a page imagine baby I bring like five suitcases yes so I'm sure most of you know if you follow along with my life pages my executive assistant

She is me. I'm like, 2.5 years. Two and a half years working with me is actually so fucking crazy. That's crazy. It's way crazier for you. I've got to stay in these shoes, baby. You're staying. I know. We're for lifers. We are. We've become so best friends through it all. But I think that our relationship is very real. It's very much like, you're going to be like, bitch, I need two suitcases. You want me to go to Europe for two weeks? I need my shit. I'm not packing no one's Nutribullet.

And so all she would take everywhere was a carry-on with a blender so that when she got where she was, like London, imagine you're flying to London and the only thing you have is a carry-on with a blender so that you can like blend your green juice. Like it makes no fucking sense. So we were flying to London one time and I don't know what the fuck I was doing here, a show, something. And we get to London and

We get to the hotel room. And here's the thing. This girl's on this paleo diet, right? So all she's eating is nuts and green juice that she blends in her blender from her carry-on. And she was a good assistant. Like, I'm not, like, negating that at the time. She fit the capacity of my needs. She could never run companies like you do, Slay Boots. But we get to London, and she loved her Ambien.

She loved. Is Ambien like a Xanax? It's what Jeff takes. But is it for like anxiety? I'm like, well, Jeff has so many problems. Like, what does it? He needs more than Ambien. Maybe like, what does that target? Yeah, he needs lithium. Anxiety? No, it's a sleeping pill. It's a sleeping pill. So it's similar to Xanax? No, though. Like the last time I took an Ambien was actually with her.

And I slept for 72 hours. Oh. Straight. People thought I was dead. People thought I was dead. Like, not joking. Like, it's like, it's the strongest sleeping pill money can buy. It's like for people with crippling insomnia. I don't really think anyone needs more than a quarter of an Ambien. If you need more than a quarter of an Ambien, you need morphine. You need God. You need a psych ward. Like, for real, bro. You need fucking God. And...

But you take Ambien, it can become addictive. It makes you go to sleep. But the same thing is like Xanax. Like how Xanax makes you go to sleep, but if you stay up past it, you're just kind of hooty. It's like when you take Benadryl and you fight through the tiredness and then you see the hat man.

Exactly. Okay. Exactly. But it's 10 times worse than that. Maybe a hundred. Like you're fucked the fuck up. If you stay up through the sleepiness of Ambien, you are like fucked the fuck up. And maybe a hundred. Like right in that area. Ty always makes fun of the fact that I'm like so, like I have no concept. At all. Of anything. Of anything. Honestly, no. The other day we were outside on a balcony for apparently what was one minute. Yeah.

Deanna and I come back inside from the balcony and she's like, oh my gosh, like Ashley, Bella, we have been looking, analyzing this pool for like the past six minutes. And they were like, you guys were outside for literally 30 seconds.

I have no concept of time. It was worse than... Well, we were also so high. Me writing that off is my lack of concept of time. I've never had one. Okay, so the Ambien. So she took a lot of Ambien. A lot of Ambien. And she was like, I write this, I have sleeping problems, so I take this Ambien, right? But then she'd stay up off of it. So her, Jordan, my old manager, Ashley Schwan, and I were in a hotel room in London. And...

America is very much prepared for suicide. I don't know. The highest suicide rate out of like every country? I think we do. People still find a way. For sure. But I'm saying like in America, if you go stay in a high rise hotel, like if you're in New York City and you're in like a fucking 100 foot hotel, the windows don't open. Suicide prevention. Yeah. Like the windows aren't going to open fully.

Like you can't jump out. Like they're locked shut. Like they're sewn shut. I don't not imagine a thread in here. But do you know what I mean? Like they just don't open, you know, but in London people don't kill themselves as often. So certain things that you can go up into a high rise five star hotel and like the windows are going to open.

Fully. Yeah. And so she takes all this Ambien and we're laying on the bed and we're all chilling. We're all talking and it's like super late at night. And she's like, she stands up off her like five fucking Ambien and keep in mind, she doesn't eat. Almonds ain't gonna save you from five Ambien, Shorty. She's rock. Like,

She stands up and she goes, guys, I'm going to do it. And we're like, what? And she's the happiest girl in the world. So we're like, what's going on? She walks over to the window. She opens the window. And she fully tries to swan dive out of this window. It's actually a trauma dump. I'm trauma dumping right now. And Jordan Ramona gets up and does the dash and dizzy. The schedule is busy. Like dashes at her. Has to grab her by the legs and drag her back in this hotel room. And I was just sobbing for hours. Hours.

One of my best friends texted me as we got to London and said, don't let Paige pull a d***. The only reason I'm laughing is because I've heard this story. If this was my first time, I'd be really shocked. Sometimes you've got to laugh at some shit. And then the next day, one thing about her, she'd never ring it up. The next day, she was like, what do you want for breakfast, my chicken? I was like, a psych ward for you? She just tried to swan dive out the window? Absolutely terrible. She's just grabbing a little neutral bone. Speaking of d***.

She just gets the Nutribullet out. She's jumping with the Nutribullet. Live, breathe, die Nutribullet. This is a Nutribullet ad. That was a part of her diet. She was like, the air is paleo. Bible. Speaking of, should we get into that? So we're in London. Yup. God, she's so smart. In case you guys did not know, we are in London. London. We're in London. And again, alluding to my past stories,

It's not that it's not a good city. I just have so much fucking trauma here that I have written it off as bad. It's not the best for me. I think you might be cursed, honestly. Every time I come here, something bad happens. We've been pretty good. We'll get into that. She might have pulled the... I almost did. Fuck, my spot. So the reason why I'm here is because I was shooting a really big project with the Sidemen.

Daddies. All of them. I've been saying I want to get a train ran on me. That might be the train. Giovanna Plowme. We keep bringing up Giovanna Plowman. Because Dana doesn't remember shit, but she does remember Giovanna Plowman's name. I could just be like, what's the girl who ate her tampon? Dana will remember that. She blew up for like, she blew up for like, that's like her life.

Like, where is she now? I want to know. Hopefully alive. It's a girl who ate her tampon. Her name's Giovanna Plowman. Ty keeps making fun of me because I literally don't know the second president of the United States, but I can tell you the bitch who ate her tampon. Anyways. I can, like, see her face perfectly in my mind. So can I. Loved her. I can't even see my parents' faces perfectly in my mind. But I can see Giovanna Plowman. Yeah. Tampon and all. In her mouth. Crazy. What were we talking about?

So, um, Sidemen. Trainman. Sidemen. Trainman. Do you know what's actually so funny just before I get into why we're here? Is that, you know, like a tidbit about YouTube, you know? Yeah. Like you'll know things. And I feel like Jeff and I and like other people have like taught you a decent amount. For sure. Like you run the companies. You know how to work hard. You're a fucking boss bitch, but you're not like keeping up with all the shit. Other than Trisha Paytas. You could tell me her life story. Trisha, I love you.

so much. But other than Trisha, she knows nothing. And it's so funny because all weekend, like we've been here on the Sidemen's Dime, like they flew us out here. They're paying for our room, our room service, all this shit. And Paige will be like, should we get eggs and charge it to the Nelk boys?

What'd she call them? The hype boys. The hype boys. The side men? They're like the biggest ever. Ten times bigger than me. Is there something called hype boys? No, she made that up. Hype house? She was calling it hype house.

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Anyways, we're out here because I'm shooting this shit with the sideband. This dating episode that will probably come out before this episode. I hope. 20 versus 1. And so I get a call last week in Malibu before everything ends in Malibu. We talked about this on the last episode of Cancel the Bunch of Bad Shit Happened that we'll get into. But I'm in Malibu and I just see Mike Malak calling me.

Which is never good. You never, like, I love Mike Malak, but I just know that when I answer that call, it's immediate screaming. You know? You have to, like, hold the phone away. Absolutely every single time. Yeah. Like, terrifying. And I just see Mike Malak calling me. And it's funny, too, because do you know that before Mike was Mike Malak, he was, like, the head of creator partnerships at Lovesack? I literally almost just said heroin addict. Heroin addict. Yeah.

Creative director of Love Sack. Like the beanbag chairs. I know that because Olivia worked for him. My roommate. Yes. Anywho. Okay. He was a creative director for Love Sack, the beanbag chair. Wow. Like he'd text me and be like, do you want a Love Sack?

Like, do you want a lovesack? Like, I'll drop one off to your house. Like, just post for it. That's sick. And then Logan Paul just sent him to the moon, and now he's fucking terrible. But I'm kidding, Mike. I love you. So his contact on my phone forever is Mike Lovesack. It will never change. Gotta humble him. So I see a call from Mike Lovesack. I pick it up. Tana, you have to get on a plane to London in 12 hours. I go...

I'm not your hookers. I'm not a hooker. I'm not an OnlyFans girl. Well, I am. You are. But I'm not those ones. What the fuck do you mean I have to get on a plane to London? Do you want a fucking 100,000 OnlyFans subscribers? This video gets 45 million views. You're getting on the Sideman's channel. The Sideman wants you on 20 versus 1. You've got to carry for me and Jeff. Carry the team. Jeff's in the background like, go, please keep the lights on. I'm like, fuck you both. 24 hours later, flights are booked to London.

For me to go do Sidemen 20 vs. 1. I also love KSI to death. I'm excited for the opportunity, you know? Like, it's a huge opportunity and we will discuss shooting it very shortly. But I'm talking to Mike too and I'm like, listen, I love you. Never had a good experience in London in my life. I say this as I'm in London in a beautiful studio and just shot with Saving Grace and everything was amazing. We are in London. We're in London right now, actually.

This trip is turning my thought process around. This is actually my first good trip to London. Decent, I should say. Thank you. I threw a wrench in things. No, you didn't. You didn't pull a... You didn't jump out. Almost. So, I swear to God, you just want to kill yourself here. I'm sorry, guys. Maybe this place is just cursed. Not y'all, though. I love y'all. Yeah, they're amazing. But I'm like, listen, here are my stipulations. I need a lay down seat there.

They're not paying me. I'm just going to say that, you know, and normally if I'm going to a video down the street like this, I would want a payment. Of course. Time is money. Maybe I sound prissy. I'm sorry. I'd rather spend the time running my own companies than doing certain things. But I understand that sometimes payment comes in exposure and I'm fine with that. I just want to make sure that, you

You know, they were flying me right before I got there. Like they wanted me to fly for 12 hours and then immediately land, get ready and shoot. So I was like, the only way I would ever be able to like be funny or shoot is if I had to lay down seat. And I know those are crazy. It was $17,000 for the two of us to come here. Thank you, KSI. Thank you, KSI. And so we just, we make sure everything's set up right, right? And then I call Mike.

And I'm like, I'm in this group chat with Mike and I'm being like, would it be okay if Paige flew first class with me? Mike calls me, Mike, I'm sorry to throw you under the bus. Mike says, Tana, stop asking for what you want. Tell them what you want. And you know what? I love that though.

And I hate to be like a little, well, no, I love to be a little feminist. It's just like the difference between being a woman being like, um, is it okay if, um, can we please, um, if it's like not a hassle. It's so true. Any man would be like, get my assistant on a first class lay down seat or I'm not coming. 100%. Any man in this industry would absolutely be like,

Just direct what they want. And it is such a thing where it's like, if it's okay, can I, whatever. And Mike was like, listen, Tana, they're a fucking, Sidemen is a $100 million company. They're going to make millions off of this video. Yeah. And I'm so grateful to be the one in it. Let's be real. Like they were deciding between me and. Corinna, wasn't it?

I was going to say a blonde girl. They were deciding between me and a lot of people. And they were like so kind to allow me to have the opportunity. Let's be real. It's a huge opportunity for me. It's only been men who've done 20 versus one. They all get 20 million views plus. Like I'm stoked to be the first woman to do it. And like, hopefully it'd make them proud. Like, and I love KSI and I'm, I love the side men. I'm excited to get to know all of them. Like, I love it. Like I'm excited, but I was just like, can we get there comfortably? You know?

And so then Mike calls me and he's like, Tana, they're a fucking $100 million company. Tell them what you need. Like, you know, your compensation for this is your travel. And I was like, perfect. Just like the way Paige and I like phrase things, it's like, would it be okay if this and this and this? Whereas like a man would just be like, I need this, this, and this to do this, you know? But also like that's the parasol thing of it all. Like do business kindly. And like I think that's obviously like don't demand things. Don't be a cunt. Just get what you need.

And so they book our flights and then we become aware that there's so much budget left for our travel. And our flight, I think when we came across this decision was in 10 hours, maybe eight, maybe eight. So we're sitting in my closet of my house and Paige and I are packing our bags and ties there. And it was like, we come up with this.

Fabulous, should I say, idea. Well, we're just pondering the idea, you know? We're like, fuck, like, Ty, should I buy your flight? Like, I want you to come. Like, here's the thing. Like, again, I don't have the best experiences in London. Paige and I go very business. We laugh very hard. But, like, who'd be a fun addition to where we could really hoot and holler in London, you know? And Ty was our president of that choice. Thank you, everyone. And...

We're like, oh my God, should you come, Ty? And you're like, I'm down. Here's the thing. Amari was like, I'm not down. Ari was like, I'm not going unless I'm first class. Everyone's just like a bitch about it. Trevi's like, I'll come if I buy my flight, but I can't get my own hotel and I have to stay on top of you guys and if I have to pay a dollar, that's going to be bad. Everyone's just causing all this drama. They'd go to London, but it'd be this thing and whatever. And Ty's like, I'm fucking down. I want to come with you guys. Let's go laugh.

Absolutely. Paige has the contact to Sideman. And we decide. We like weighed this out for a second, no? We were like, what can Ty be? Security? Nope. Boyfriend? Nope. Nope.

Okay, that one's fair. You get so mad when I'm like, boyfriend? Nope. He's like, why? I'm like, you're gay. You're gay. You don't want me. I forget who I am. So we eventually all come to the conclusion that the most believable thing Ty could be is my makeup artist. He doesn't even know what blush is.

That is the thing. Not a damn product in the world. And so we text the head of the Sidemen and we say, Tana, so sorry for this last minute thing. What do you even say? I can pull up the text. Read it, please. Please, please read it. This is going to be good.

Again, like in the most like apologetic women way ever. - We choosing? - They're gonna make way more money off this video than it costs to send us here and I'm okay with that. - Absolutely. - KSI told me it was his top five Sidemen videos of all time. I'm happy this happened and I think he'd laugh at it. - Oh, so it's like, would I do this again? Abso-bloody-lutely. Thank you. - Oh my God. - Please, please. - I checked her. - Please guys, if you're listening right now, hold onto your seats so Paige can read this text.

This is 7.30 a.m. London time. This must have been, I don't know, what's nine hours ago? 10.30. Yeah. Almost like 11. You know I can't do math. At all. No idea. Rocks rattling. Anywho, I text this poor girl so late. I was like, damn, did you just double down? I love her. She's a fucking angel. This sweet, poor girl. And I said...

I know this is so last minute and I don't want to inconvenience you at all, but Tana's wondering if it's possible to bring her hair and makeup artist with us. Originally he couldn't make it, but he was able to move some things around and make it work. She would love to have him with us, especially for filming. Are there any seats left on the flight? And she says, "Fab, leave with me."

And she took care of it. And she got him a flight immediately. So Ty, first of all, I'm really sorry. Kim Dow, ASAP, Ashley, Laura Rugetti, Nicole, Maddie, Alexis Oakley, Alicia Garcia. Like my actual hair and makeup team who consists of fucking 10 people. You were replaced. Summed up into me. Summed up into Ty Collins.

We made the Sidemen fly out Ty Collins as my hair and makeup artist. This man has never done hair and makeup on a single person in his life. So this is the thing, too. With the text, she's saying, like, Ty has to be there during the shoot. But I don't know how to do touch-ups or anything. So that was actually my stressor on the way there. I'm like, what the hell do I do with this sponge and what do I put on it to, like, dap you up? So we land in London. We get in the Sidemen car service. We get to the hotel. I have to shoot in, like, an hour. So I get ready.

for the longest, hardest day of my life, which I'm going to get into in a second. But we're in the car after we get ready on the way to the actual shoot. And I'm sitting across from Ty. This is all vlog footage, by the way, that will come out in like a year. And I'm sitting across from Ty and I'm teaching him how to pretend to like touch up my eye makeup and put powder on me and do my lip liner and brush my hair and like all this shit so that we can sell the bit.

That's high as my hair and makeup artist. Mind you. Wait, I was going to say, mind you though. He doesn't have a makeup kit. It's four products thrown into my purse. I just carrying her purse. I wanted to make it seem even more. I'm holding your purse. Like, like it's my bag. Like I had my own special flair on the bag. Then. So as we pull up the woman that books, the flight comes out to greet us. And she's like, I'm so excited to meet you, Ty. She looks gorgeous. And I'm like,

Thank you. You know, like this is my artwork right here. And during the entire video, like Tana would walk away, like Paige and I would want to take a shot or something. So we'd like follow you. Oh, sorry. Hilarious. We'd follow you upstairs. And then like, but Tana would be doing like her own touch-ups. No, but you and me would like. Shit my pants. Um,

- They're gonna think I'm a fraud. No, and it was so funny, even when I was doing my makeup, I'd be doing my lip liner and I'd be like, "Tai, you're doing so good." - Right. - Our code word too, to go take a shot, would be like, "I think Tana needs a touch up upstairs." - Bible, Bible, while I was shooting, you both were just saying, "I think Tana needs a touch up," and going and taking tequila shots. - I remember we prepared to ask her, "Do you think Tana needs a touch up?" "Should I go up there? "She's been up there a minute."

Honestly. No, and then you and me would just go in the corner and you'd hand me my products out of the bag and I would just do it myself and we'd come back out and she'd be like, she looks amazing! And you'd be like, thank you so much. Thank you. We were dying laughing too at like, if this is like, what if this is like a potential start to your hair and makeup career? That's what my fear honestly is when she finds me some new clients. They're the great, like Shay Mitchell. What am I gonna do? I just love her. What would I do?

I'd have to go and do her makeup like Tana Mongeau. And then you'd have to take the down to it, like have to do it. Yeah. You would have to act like you're like coaching someone through it. And it's funny too, because right now we're booking our flights home and Ty is like still classified on the docket of the side men's docket as my makeup artist, which is so funny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I wanted my friend here. I put,

You know what's funny is they're so generous and like again, they're not compensating me for this that I feel like if I said like my friends coming, they probably would have just said yes. For sure. But of course, we just have to act the way we all act. We're little pea-brained, stupid little women. No, if anything, we're just elaborate liars. We'll circle back to why we're here. Which is the Sidemen shoot.

You fucking slayed. Thank you. You ate the house down boots, Houston. I'm deceased. Thank you. One thing that I love about the both of them is we talk about this a lot, but I feel like this is going to get sentimental for 2.2 seconds is one thing that I love about the both of you is that you will never, ever, ever be yes men to me.

Like, anytime I'm wrong, you both will be like, you're so fucking stupid. You're so fucking wrong. Or if I do bad and I was like, I'll never forget like several podcasts. Paige, you and I have gone through 10 podcasts where you'll be like, I'll be like, how was the episode? And you'll be like, that was a podcast for sure. That was something. What do you always say, Touch and Go? Yeah.

Something like that. I'm like... That was a little touching. A little dicey. I love dicey. The both of them, again, that's what I value in friendship is honesty. You both will be like, that was shit. That was awful. And you both are guessing me after the Sidemen shit. It made me really happy. It was entertaining as fuck. It was honestly insane. So here's the thing. So it's 20 versus 1. And I'm the one. And there's 20. And you date 20 people.

And we all went into this. Like, I've seen the other episodes. I've seen Logan's episode. I saw KSI's episode. And it's like you speed date 20 people for the first round. So it's like, let me just set them with a preface, I guess, so they understand. So the way these work is like...

The first round of dating these 20 people is they come in and they walk up to you. And you're supposed to swipe left or right on them, yes or no, based solely on their looks. Like I want to date you or I don't want to date you based on your looks or based on not. But everyone knows. She's so kind. She's just too sweet. Okay, well now you're being yes man. I don't date for looks. You couldn't.

say no. You would say no and if they were like, but why? You're like, okay, fine. You swiped right on everyone. But I'm saying also, look at the trajectory of especially you, Paige, the people you see me date.

Like, do you think I date for like a certain type or looks? No, you're all over the map. Absolutely not. But no, Paige and I were even saying once it was like the 12th yes in a row. We were like, well, now she's in too deep to where if you said no to someone, like, I felt like you were going to think you were offending that person so hard because you said yes to literally everyone before them. But again, I just mean, look at my track history. No, yeah. Have I ever dated two people that look alike? I mean, it would be hard to say no. How many of you have you dated? No.

But you get what I'm saying? It's just like, think about like a- You are all over the map. Think about like a Severin versus Mod Sun. Think about like a- Damien versus, we'll bleep the names. No, we can bleep. Think about a Damien versus Chris Miles. Think about a Brad Sousa versus Jake Paul. Like, no one looks alike. Like, I don't date for looks. I don't. I don't, you know? And so like-

That would be the goal, but then I date these men without headboards who are broke as fuck, and that's just the gag. But I'm saying, like, I don't date for looks. Like, I sincerely, like, make me laugh or do anything, really. Bring me a water. You surprise me, actually. Every week. Every week. Sincerely, you know what I mean? Wouldn't it be nice if we were always in control of the when and where in our lives? Yes, I'll get you those figures today. Mom, check it out. I learned a new song.

And so, point blank being I've never like...

Gone for looks so I'm like trying to say yes or no to these men in the first round The first round is based solely off of looks and KSI kept coaching me He was like I would just say yes or no. Yes or no, but I was like someone could be fugly But if they like make me laugh and they make me happy in there, whatever I would become attracted to them Someone could be hot but if they'd suck. Mm-hmm. It's not my thing. I don't know so I was just saying yes to everyone and then we get to the second round and

Which is like other people walk away if they want to be with you or not, which is just something I don't even want to touch on. You can watch it in the video. But the third round, they put an earpiece in your ear and they make you, the sidemen, make you say or do whatever they're telling you to do to all of these people that you said yes to. And it sucks.

So bad. I feel like awful. It's watched at some points. It was awful. Wild shit I've ever seen. And I think you're being for real too. Like they don't know that. That's what makes it awful is because these people think that you genuinely are acting this way towards them and they're just so confused. They feel bad. But you did too. No, I felt terrible. So essentially they hire these 20 men.

like casting to come like date me and all of these men and girls and all of these men and women think that they have like a genuine chance to be on a date with me.

And like at first, yes, I'm, I'm rating them. I'm flirting with them. I'm saying yes or no. Like we're bonding. We're vibing. I'm being normal Tana. I'm like, yes, no, yes, no. Like we're hanging out. We're talking. Right. But the third round, they put an earpiece in you and they tell you exactly what to say and do to these men or these women. And, um,

I'm sitting in this chair. They send me down every single round. And obviously it makes for the funniest video in the world. I just feel so bad. And that's why they get like 50 million views because you are subjecting people to maybe some trauma. Some like fear factor shit. Ty and I were sitting watching you do this stuff, gripping each other's wrists. Like there's no way. The stuff that happened on the video.

I swear to God, I was upstairs with the sidemen making them take shots with me just so I was drunk enough to be able to do this shit. So then once you say yes to everyone, you go on a date with them one by one by one. And before the date, you go upstairs and you talk to the sidemen and they tell you what to do on the date. And then you have the earpiece in and they tell you exactly what to do on the date. Sentence by sentence. Yes. Like they tell you what to say. They tell you what to do. So I'm sitting here thinking I'm going to film this video and find love, right? And...

Some of the people were like so hot And you had to do some like questionable shit Like 10 out of 10 Like 10 out of 10 like so hot Like I was crying for you watching some of the stuff go down And imagine like I meet this hot ass guy Say yes we're flirting so well Like I know I could close Or fuck them like later Like it could be fun we could find love

And then I have to go on this fake date with them where they think it's completely real. Like they know it's on camera, but they think they're like on a normal ass date with me. And then I have an earpiece in and they have no idea. And I have to fuck with them so hard. And they're saying like, tell this guy you're a dominatrix and you want to slap him in the ass with a ping pong paddle. Yeah. One of the first dates they send me down, they give me a ping pong, ping pong paddle. I don't know. I'm not sporty. Yeah.

And give me a ping pong battle. I go down. This man looks like Drake. He is a fucking 10 out of 10. He is so hot. And he's into me. Like I sit down, I'm flirting with him. Like we're laughing, whatever. KSI in my ear. Tell him you want to hit him. Tell him you want to kick him in the balls. Tell him you want to spit on him. Tell him you want to beat him with the ping pong paddle. And I'm looking at him like,

So can I hit you? So can I whatever? KSI. Chase him with the ping pong paddle. I'm chasing this grown man who looks like fucking Drake. Like 10 out of 10 I can marry this man. Like he's so fucking hot. I'm chasing him around a fucking chair with a ping pong paddle trying to beat him and pretend like I'm a dominatrix. Whatever. He's like I can spank you. In my head I'm like please. In my head I'm like please. Spank me. Bend me. Fuck me. Daddy. Daddy.

And I'm having to pretend like I'm going to kick him in the balls and spin his head. When he was saying, like, I'll do that to you, I knew you were fighting hard to say no. Demons. Demons. Demons. Absolute demons. I knew that. So then I leave that date. I leave it. He's like, yeah, no. She's really hot, but she needs bipolar pills. She's terrible.

She's terrible. I would love to go on a date with her again when she's medicated. And I'm like, just sitting up there watching that shit. I'm crying to KS. I'm like, I will never find love. You just fucked up my whole life. Just wait one more week. A whole new roster. I think we'll get through this one.

- Yeah, it's just, it's heartbreaking to watch 'cause I think that's in my personality. Like I know I can close and I can't, you know? - Right, no, that was the-- - I'm not allowed, you know? So this man just leaves thinking that all I wanted to do was beat him with a ping pong paddle. - Also, after we left, Tana asked me to ask,

our girl who booked the flights for these men's direct Instagrams so that she could go and formally apologize to them and still try to slide. - Well, no. I mean, hear me out on why I want to apologize. I feel like the story we just told is the most tame one. There was another guy, super sexy,

So coated my type he could have been a couple inches taller, but I'm saying still coated my type. Yes Like covered head to toe and tattoos like super fucking hot like super hot again kind of Giovanna palmin He was hot as fuck yeah

And I sit down on the day and you could tell like like we were like flirting back and forth I was like you're hot. I want to say I should DM him now that I have his Instagram He's hot. He is hot and I'm sitting there and I'm like, would you do anything for me and his energy? So right? Yeah, like pinky swear I'd do anything for you like blah blah we go back and forth. It's like flirty. It's sexy. He's sexy Do you know what KSI made me have in my back pocket a fucking? hair shaver earpiece

Tell him you won't be with him unless you shave his beard. Unless you shave his goatee. The light left from this poor kid's eyes. No, and mine. Just watching. You shave off his beard and then he said, if I knew you were actually going to do that, I would have walked out. And imagine this hot ass guy saying that to me. Oh no, but when he said that, that's when I was like, this is like, fuck. It's like psychological torture. We literally turned to each other and we're like, no. I was like, this is actually bullying.

A little bit. And that's one thing about me. I'll sabotage some shit after six months. You know, like I'll sabotage a relationship in my own way. And bully them. But off rip like that, like I'm not sabotaging that.

Like I would never act like that, you know, like having to act so unlike yourself. Totally. You bully when it's back and forth. But I'm saying just like meeting this like kind, sexy guy who like clearly like wants me and is like down and being like, I don't want you unless you let me shave your beard. I had to bend him over and shave his fucking beard. Well, like bend him backwards. I don't know.

No, and then after that, I shave his beard. He gives me his beard hair. I duct tape it back onto his face. I forgot about that part. This man is humiliated. I saw him after the shoot too, and he was just like looking at me like scared.

And like that's a painful feeling Just humiliated Yeah just feeling like You scared the shit Out of him Can I say something though He was cute with the beard He was really cute Without the beard too He was so much hotter Without the beard When he took that hat off too Yeah but you could tell Yeah the hat came off I was like wait You could just tell That that was like His security though And he was hot without it Like and it just like Oh my god Like the shit

And maybe it's different for the guys. I'm the first girl to do it. Yeah, like imagine a guy was like, take out all of your extensions right now. Yeah, like that wouldn't happen. I would not let that happen. I would die sooner. Yours, I feel like they were way more intense with what they were having you do to the men than they ever were with men doing shit to the women. Like yours was some fear factor shit. Well, I think that the point of having a woman on it is that...

The blunt end of the joke of the first woman being 20 versus one is pussy power. Yeah. Like what you can get a man to do for pussy, you know, like we had a different guy like tell us he wanted to be an actor and take off his shirt. And I was like, there was a chair in front of me. This poor guy would have said no to him tenfold. But I couldn't say no. So we get on this date.

And they make me tell him that I want to recruit him for OnlyFans. And this man is an aspiring actor. This one's sad. This actually is sad. He goes up to your shoulders. He was very, very much not your type. Even though your type is everyone, this was one that actually was not. Objectively, not your type. You got to be my height, you know? And I tell him that...

the sidemen's gunpoint i tell him that i want him to be recruited for my only fans my only fans agency tana's angels i tell him i want him to be a tana's angel i want to sign him and then he has to take off his shirt and fuck a chair the way he'd fuck me in order to do it this man took off his shirt and he fucked the chair he fucked the chair

I think his dick was out. No, no, but the sad thing is that, like, you were saying, like, you made him, like, think it was, like, hot to you. You're like, oh, my God, like, fuck that chair. Like, it's me. Uh-huh. So then he, like, he's like, you like that type. Like, he was like, oh, yeah, okay. You could hear them laughing from two floors up. The side men were laughing. The side men were in tears. I walked downstairs at one point, and all of the side men were sobbing. You could hear them. Like, actual tears. Like, laughing so, because, obviously,

It's so funny, but I'm so bad for these people. One of the guys, I don't know exactly what his thing was, but everyone was laughing upstairs. And he was like, everyone's laughing. Oh, was it the breakdancer? The breakdancer. I don't know. Oh, my God. Here's what I'm going to say before I tell this story. I love KSI. One of the guys was a professional breakdancer.

Which I'm not going to lie. Have you heard that TikTok sound where it's like mention do that? Yeah. Mention do that. Correct. I don't necessarily think unless you're like the most successful breakdancer in the world and you can pay for our kids to go to college. If you're just breakdancing in the living room with a side job, I don't know if that's my journey. I'd rather be gay. That's just my I'm sorry. That's just my truth.

And don't get me wrong. My job is also not bad. If you're gay out there and you're listening, it's OK. Fuck this bitch. Would I rather date this disgusting break dancer? I think I'd almost rather be gay. She's like gagging. She's like gay. Gay. I said it. There, I said it. I told them a story the other day and they both cried.

MacBook charger? No. We told that on the last episode of Canceled Acting. I know. No. I actually was so sad. So it made them so sad. It's just a part of my childhood trauma, but I did put it on the docket to tell. It is a sad, but it's not sad now. It's just funny. No, it's still sad. It's still very, very sad. It's still really fucking sad. Okay. So every single night when I fall asleep,

I have to fall asleep with a blanket over my ear. Like, if I fall asleep, I fall asleep with my head on the pillow, but the blanket has to be over my ear. I swear to God, I could be up for 24 hours. If there's not a blanket over my ear, I'm staying up. She cuts me out because...

The blanket would fall off your ear when it would get into the bed. Well, yes. So the other night. So here's the thing, too. Sidemen booked us two hotel rooms like they booked us two big ass hotel rooms like we all could sleep in like separate beds or couches, pull out beds like whatever. But we're all so codependent on each other that we fully chose the nicest room and

And we all are sharing this king bed. Like we'd rather sleep together. Yeah. Sweating. Which is hilarious. Which is hilarious. It's insane. But here's the thing. Here's the thing too. When I'm sharing a bed with anyone, I will never be the middle girl.

I will. You will. You slay at the middle girl because you're just cute and you fall asleep. You're cute. I can never be the middle girl, right? I have to be the outside girl because here's the thing. The way I have to sleep is my leg has to be over the blanket or over a pillow. That's all my scoliosis. I can't sleep like one line. I have to like elevate my legs so my back doesn't hurt. I'm 25. I feel like I'm 50. I don't know why that happens. Slay. And so Ty was...

She's the orphan. I am the orphan. Worse, honestly. At least she likes Slade. Okay, so you sleep. Yeah, you sleep. And so when you sleep on the outside of a bed, you have your blanket, but the person in the middle kind of has the control of where the comforter goes. Like if they get up out of the bed, it like rips the comforter off of you, like whatever they do, right? Mm-hmm.

And so I kept telling Ty that he kept waking me because he was ripping the comforter off of me. And he was like, who cares, Tana? You sleep so hard. Because once I'm asleep, I can sleep through. Bitch, you're knocked. I can sleep through Chernobyl. Like, it doesn't matter what's happening. Like, I can sleep through it. Fire alarm. Literally. Yeah. Like, once I'm knocked, I'm knocked. But I have to fall asleep with a blanket over my ear. And Ty was like, why? And I was like, well, I'm going to childhood trauma dump on you. And not she didn't.

I'm going to tell you guys this story. They think it's really sad. I think it built character. We're going to see where it lands. I was probably like five or six years old. And obviously I grew up with no money, allegedly. Allegedly? So she doesn't get sued. Allegedly. I was like, so this is a lie now. No. And... You're just a repo baby this whole time.

I was just loaded this whole time. I just love this fantasy. God, please. And so...

My parents, as a treat, decided they would go to Blockbuster, right? Classic. They pick out their movie. They're splurging this day. They're like, oh my God, Tana gets a movie too. I was an only child. They pick my movie. It was a movie called Teacher Ate My Homework. And I still, I do have a discrepancy with the people who made this movie because the cover of it looks very wholesome. Like a mouse eats a cookie or whatever. No, no, no.

Just like a mouse eats a cookie. No, but the cover of this movie is wholesome. So my parents picked this movie. I'm probably like five or six. It looks like Matilda. Wait, can I see? Like, this is some shit. I'd be like, okay, cute. Is this it? I don't want to like traumatize you.

Yes, yes, yes. Imagine shake falls over there. This is actually fucking horrific. No. So my parents, this was the cover. Yeah. Like looked super wholesome. Looked so, like doesn't that not look wholesome? I'm like, that looks pretty wholesome now. Yeah, it looks like a funny little screenshot. Pretty crazy. Anyways, we'll put it in the podcast. And my parents took this movie from me, right? And I go home and they put it in the fucking DVD player. It's a horror movie. I'm six, maybe five at most.

And it's the most terrifying horror movie ever. To this day, I'm terrified of like realistic dolls because of this movie. Like I hate realistic dolls. And I sit down and I start watching it. And it's this horrifying movie about like this doll killing people and like everyone's dying, whatever. I'm scream crying. I'm scream crying. Like, please turn it off. And they're like, you wanted a movie. You wanted to go to block.

blockbuster watch this movie allegedly they're like watch this movie watch this movie oh my god like like you have to watch it you wanted a blockbuster movie so watch it it's the most horrifying movie in the world and at that time my aunt had just gotten me an american girl doll

I was like, this looks just like you. Like, blah, blah, blah. She has brown hair. My hair was blonde at the time. Doll's eyes were protruding out of its head. Definitely like a Shein version of an American Girl doll. She definitely, like, boofed that shit from the fucking black market. Terrifying. I think they're an asshole. Boofed an American Girl doll. But just point blank being, she got me this American Girl doll. Runs in the family. No, sorry. Everything boofs.

But like the doll already terrified me, you know, and then I watched this movie and my parents allegedly won't let me turn it off. They won't let me turn the movie off. So I'm scream crying the whole movie, whatever, blah, blah, blah. Wait, why? Because like they rented it, like they paid for it. Yeah. You're watching this, but like you're five, you're five.

They paid for that shit. Yeah. You have to fucking pay. That whole $3.99 is worth your childhood drama. So I'm terrified. I'm scream crying, whatever. And they like send me to my room to go to bed. And I have this American girl doll under my bed. And I'm like falling asleep and I like keep hearing noises and I'm so scared and I'm crying and I'm five and I'm scared. And so no one would save me and I was so scared of this movie that no one would save me from that I slept every night for the next year with the blanket over my ear and it was like my formative years.

Those are your formative years. That makes me so sad. Like, I want to hug little Tana. Oh, my God. Doesn't everyone? I'd punt that bitch. No, but, like, I slept in my parents' bed until, I'm not joking, I was, like, 13. It was borderline, like, bitch, come on, get a fucking grip. Yeah. I would try to crawl into my parents' bed. If they were just, like, passed out, like, I would get in, but it was never, like, love, obviously.

Allegedly. Allegedly. We're not trying to get sued here on the canceled podcast. So for the rest of my life to this day, I have to sleep with a blanket over my ear. Like I can't fall asleep unless something's covering my ear. Like I can't hear things. If you're a doll out there, back the fuck off and let this bitch sleep.

Annabelle. No, please. Annabelle, fuck off. No, to this day, like, I suck. Like, my ex would always make me watch Chucky. He was obsessed with it. So I, like, became accustomed to Chucky. I think Chucky's cute now. But other than that, like, Annabelle, like, still scares the shit out of me. Like, I think, like, haunted dolls are so weird. Chucky's kind of, like, hot. Did we not see a guy? Five-year-old doll. Did we not? Is he little? Maybe he's not, like, an 18-year-old doll.

How old do you think Chucky is? What do you mean? Five? What do you mean? He's been around for so long. I'm like, he's grown. But in the body of a seven-year-old. But is he? Because he's stabbing. He's a doll. Yeah, it's like a little five-year-old doll. Have you seen Chucky? You're just really placating this whole journey. Wait, yeah. Okay. Chucky's been around forever. And his little wife. Don't use these confusing words on me. You know I did that when I was dating Bella and Monson. They dressed up as...

chucky and his wife and i was like little chucky i was like oh i love this throuple that's great i'm like i love this throuple this is a way better throuple than that one sincerely and the sex is better too that's what you said sorry good we could never sorry would you ever have a sex with me that was a slur have a sex sorry i slurred a little a little yeah i slurred a lot would you ever have sex with me it was a question

Do you want my real answer? Yeah. No. So for this outro, I do want to say anyone that is still going to comment about Brooke, we were just horrified. That's why we said those rude things. Here's the thing, guys. We're in Europe for the next month. We had to do a bi-coastal episode of Cancelled. Ty Collins, Paige Cameron, thank you for joining me. Give it up! Thank you for joining me as my fellow co-host today.

we're gonna go frolic through europe and we are so excited to pass you guys off to brooke scofield i have no idea what she has in store what she's doing over there but i love that girl and cancel this is gonna happen no matter what we're so excited to go on tour and tour the world and meet all of you in every single city that we've announced on my twitter and my instagram i can't wait to do the meet and greets we're so excited for tour so excited

We're touring all of the U.S. right now, and we're adding so many dates that are across the U.S., and it's going to be so fun. But right now I'm stuck in Europe, and I'm with Paige and Ty, my favorite people in the world. So I hope you enjoyed the first half of this episode of Cancelled. But, Brooke, take it away. Back to you, Brooke.

And that was Tana Mosher with the weather for Paris. Thank you so much, Tana. That was so amazing. She was in London. They're fully in London. Oh. Are they not the same thing? Right? I don't know. No, they said it at least 20 times in their episode. They kept going, and we're in London. That's what should have happened on the very first episode. You know, the one that you guys shot and I did like the are you smarter than a fifth grader in the background? Like that would be really funny to like...

Oh, it's bad. Geography's not my thing, but in my defense, I've never left the country. Tana is in London. She thinks she's in Paris. Next, she's in Mykonos and then Dubai. Jakarta coming soon.

she'll be touring in uganda i have i have children in uganda no the philippines marianne shout out anyway we are back on the canceled set it's me and amari so brooks are reddit as you guys know because it's all she talks about on here it's one it's like i feel like at this point it's like a personality trait for you i know but i'm trying not to make it because now now they're like

I fucked myself over a little bit because now they know I'm watching. So like the mean ones will make sure that I see it. And then the nice ones are like, Brooke, if you see this. So for all you know, I'm not even on there. But I've been doing my research, my Reddit research. And I go on to like the little thread. Teach me the lingo. And

And I saw one and you guys were talking about how you don't really live for the guests or whatever. And you guys want more like people in the friend group on there. And there was a poll and the poll honestly boosted the fuck out of me. I go, thank you guys. That was so amazing. What were the options? Was it you, Lila? It was like me, Lila, Ari, I think Ashley, Isabella, maybe Mario, Trevi. No, Isabella, they wanted you on, I swear. Wait, Isabella's with us too, by the way. And I took the cake by a landslide. Okay, humble lesson.

And there's nothing bad about me on reddit well That you know of be careful because I didn't think so either until I started What what the mistake I was making before was searching brooke scofield But it's like how dare I think that they know my last name. I search now brooke tana One of my like youtube tags like I feel like when you first start making youtube videos like Back in the day like you would like add tags to videos like hashtags or whatever the fuck So if people type these things in then like your youtube video would come out like

I don't think that's like a thing anymore. Like they don't really, I don't think it like makes you do better. But like one of them, like back in the day, it was like Amari Tana, Tana Amari. And like both of our names like spelled like wrong too. Like Tana Mongoose, Amari Stewart, like S-T-E-W-A-R-T. Wait, that's actually really funny. Like just like. No,

remember in the beginning ages of tiktok too when we would type like fyp xbc by ya or whatever uh-huh and honestly some of these days i'm like should i be doing that like what was charlie doing seriously no exactly but also i will is your creator find on it's not i turned mine off too and my video started doing better i was like well that's what everyone's saying so someone was telling me the other day like now there's like a long form version where you can post like a video if it's longer than a minute you can make like a dollar for every

thousand thousand views which is crazy because the normal like youtube is like the only platform in my experience that you make money from like actual views tiktok you get five million views and you make like 35 cents like no one's making money on the goddamn creator fund unless you're like noah beck and like taking your shirt off oh my god don't talk to me about no back don't talk to me about i just i just went through recently and i was like i forget what like what

compelled me to do it but i went and looked and i had sent noah back a dm in 2020 and i was so mortified i just said you're hot i mean where's the lie there's no lie but it's weird now because it's like it's too close now for comfort like if he was justin bieber like that's okay to say um he's like he watched my story that day that's why i checked so i was like oh no does he follow you no

but i know that the only i know that it was because i actively tell his little sister that i'm in love with him so i haven't met her tatum so cute but it'll creep you out it'll creep you out because they look exactly the same so now it's like as hot as he is i look at him and i'm like there's tatum oh shit i'm like so i am bisexual again yeah maybe wait how old is she um i think she's like

20? She's older than him. What? Wait, it's not his little... Did I say little sister? Yeah, you said little sister. Because she's tiny. She's tiny. You know all about being tiny. She's...

She's older than him. But yeah, anyway, Noah Beck, if you're seeing this, I didn't. That wasn't me. And that's embarrassing. And also Dixie D'Amelio, if you're seeing this, I love you more than Noah. I mean, take one down, pass it around. It's not how that goes. Not anymore. We talked about too much on the canceled podcast. You know all about take one down, pass it around. No, I don't.

Anywho. Okay, so what I want to know is, like, did you come up with topics for us to talk about today? Because obviously, guys, I have not... I'm here, obviously, always sitting on the couch on the side, but I'm not always...

on the actual episode. So like we got to give them like something good. We got to give them something juicy. We do. I have a couple little things I want to talk about just right off the top because I've had some things that I would bring up with Tana Mongeau herself if she were sitting in front of me, but it's almost more exciting to bring them up with you. Yeah. The black version's right here. The first being that I got cooked this week on another podcast by none other than Harry Jowsey. And by cooked, I mean he embarrassed me. Yeah.

He honestly didn't say anything bad. He went on Dom Gabriel's podcast, which I'm actually going on tomorrow. Like Too Hot to Handle Dom? I think he's on The Perfect Match Show. Oh, okay. All these Netflix shows have me so fucked up. Like there's just like 50,000 of them. And now I feel like once you get into that little like Netflix industry, like they'll just toss you around like a piece of pizza into all the different shows. Yeah, if they like you, they'll just let you dip in

anywhere oh wait yeah he was on perfect match i was i was seeing that him and like francesca were like hitting it off for a second like yeah so on dom's podcast they did a little fuck mary kill action okay and the options were tana mojo her co-host which is me thank you they just call you her co-host well they said brooke her co-host okay or sophia with an f all of which are very good options for all of the above except for kill no one's dying

We killed Sophia because I don't know why that was stupid. She'd be a good fuck. I know it. We'll get to that, too, because I have another Sophia topic. He goes, Mary Tana, which is already gold digger, goes, fuck Brooke again. I love again. Why do you have to say again? Because obviously...

We had him on canceled. Everyone knew like that already. That was years ago. Okay, but I'll tell you why I have a problem with you again. First of all, anyone I'm talking to seeing that now and being like, huh? You're like, I fucked you. Well, no, it's just like...

It's just like, why do you say again? Like, it's like, I'd fuck her again. Like, don't say that, okay? Because there's no context there. Now, for example, like Georgia, for example, his sweet ex-girlfriend, who I'm friends with, who I love, she doesn't know the timeline on that. What if that means last week? No.

You know what I mean? Like, I saw that and I was like, oh, no. All of a sudden, you're never going to a Netflix event ever again. No, but it's like, if I'm choosing teams, I'm choosing fucking little Margot Robbie over here, Georgia Hazarati. So I'm like... Damn, he aired you out. He aired me the fuck out. And I was so embarrassed. Not embarrassed, because it's like, he's hot, like, whatever. Yeah, I'll fuck him. But letting me know that that was years ago, okay? That was...

A different time. I actually remember when that happened. And he made me watch the Bee movie every single time. I remember when that happened too. It was very interesting. The group chat was having a field day. And not one time did he call me by my name. What? I don't even want to tell you. What was he calling you? I think something milk. Like milk something. What? Like milk. What? Like mommy milk. Mommy's milkies? Like something milk. Because my tits were huge at the time. Oh.

So to this day, when the clip came out, I went to go text him because I was like, what the fuck? Don't have his number. First of all, that's how you know it was a long time ago. Second of all, his former number is saved in my phone as Harry Jowsey Milkman. No. So just let it be known. That was many personalities ago. Harry, if you're listening, which I know you are. So hot. So hot. So hot. And real Australian, which is, listen,

On my bucket list since. Look, if you don't fuck Brooke again, we could. That's not where I was going with this. Take me for a whirl. Not a bad idea. Uh-huh. I'm like, you nip. Anyway, on the topic of Sophia, which we weren't. Sophia. Yeah, not at all. Sophia. So Sophia with an F.

This is just a short topic, but I just need to bring it out to you. She was the nicest girl ever, by the way. She's the fucking best. That was my first time meeting her. And she's like, she walked in like, I personally don't like when people come through and like they have like shitty friends or anything like that. Like she was amazing and so nice. And I also feel like she came with her. I think it was her assistant. Yeah. And they were so nice and so cool and like, and so pretty. Like that doesn't fucking matter, obviously. But like, I think a lot of people.

A lot of times I feel like I've in the past couple years like I've met people that like just Are there like eating his ass or something like that? And I think I like that she called her the fuck out She was like you tweeted this about me. Yeah, and like I just like love that like

She came through and was, like, so nice to even, like... She probably has no idea who the fuck I am. Or if she does, that's cool, too. But, like, she was just so nice and didn't care about anything. I have a huge thing about that, too. It was giving, like, very, like... We're all the same. That, I was gonna ask you. Like, I have experience with that. I talk about it. I've talked about it on a few episodes. But when, like...

When I have a problem with somebody, a lot of times Tana's like, where is this coming from? They're so nice. What's wrong with them? And it's because she can't see it. Because she can't see it because everybody's so... Not everybody, but there are a lot of people who will be so nice to her and then not as nice to the people around her. And of course I notice that. I'm sure you do too. Girls especially, they'll be so far up her ass. Well, in the nicest way...

But you're like, okay. This isn't a fucking meet and greet. I was talking about this. So it is special to me. I always, always make note of the people who like come in and they're just like, oh my, like they're equally attentive to everybody. Like that's special. It's funny too because we're filming a podcast. I know. It's Chris Miles checking on Tana. Sophia with an F just had a guest on her podcast. And do you remember that show that was like making, it was like making a star or something? It was with like Danity Kane. Yeah.

called you're too young for me it was like not all of us are knocked i think it was like diddy or somebody who was like putting a girl group together and they were like making these like girls sing together whatever and they like they formed a group called danity kane or whatever and they were big like really big for a second okay my favorite who knows me needing all my details and giving no that song that's like oh wait no that's pussycat dolls

Yeah, I don't know. But I remember at the time I loved this girl. Audrey, I think is her name. Okay. She was the blonde one and I always wanted to be blonde. That was my girl I identified with. Okay. So she was just a guest on Sophia with an F. And I honestly think I just, I need to send the video. Maybe I'll airdrop it to Aaron. But when I tell you, I was too stunned to speak. I was on Raya. Not to be mean, but I'm a bigger deal than you. And I couldn't get on Raya. I'm still in the...

And hold pile, which is basically whoever is deciding on Raya, you pissed off or you pissed off somebody that knows them. And they're likely friends with a Trump or a Pauly D human being. Did you have drama with Pauly aside from the fact that he cheated on you? Yeah, girl, the whole relationship was drama. He told me it's so easy for me to be the shiny, great guy that everybody loves because everyone around me is such a hot mess that like I get the good edit easily. And he accurately was able to voice that to me.

too, which shows which one he is out of the call her daddy girl and you. He makes more money. Good for him. We ain't pulling up to a $60 million mansion. No, we are not. But I can't sleep at night, but it has nothing to do with my karma. The first part of that was like I wanted you to see because it was like her saying the little sound bite like

like no offense but i'm a bigger deal than you and i can't get onto raya there was another clip where sophia goes yeah i love money and she goes clearly not that much because you let 60 million dollars slip through your fingers and just like fucking disrespecting sophia so bad on her own podcast like saying like that is you're not shit and you're on raya like why can't i get on right like just being such a cunt and i would fucking winnie shut up i would

fucking kill myself no it was so bad I wish so I went obviously to do more research because I was apprehensive to speak about it on cancelled without like actually knowing the details like I was like maybe the maybe it's clipped poorly to make her look bad so I went and looked at the Sophia with an F comments okay and they are apparently she was just so horrible to Sophia the entire time and Sophia was just like a big person about it she was like oh yeah like no yeah for sure they should let you on

Let me tell you, if somebody was sitting across from me, somebody, by the way, who, I mean, she was a big deal in her day. Yeah. But it's been 15 years and she is in no way more important than Sophia with an F. And like society is like what's keeping you alive. And like your audience has like,

graduated and, like, gone on with their lives. She was a huge deal at that time. Like, that was a huge deal. But what have you done to keep yourself, like... But to do nothing since, okay? And then disrespect Sophia with that is crazy. And then come on a podcast, somebody who's giving you a platform to talk about your, like, business, to promote whatever you want to promote, and disrespect that person who's sitting across from you, who's interviewing you, that badly? I was like... Yeah, that's so mean. And, like, obviously, like, she...

One, she's got some balls. Some balls. When it comes to that kind of behavior too, it's like who raised you? Because it's like you don't go into someone's

I don't know where Sophia with enough shoots, but, like, you don't go into someone's house or their space and, like, they're inviting you, like, being so nice and you don't treat someone like shit in their own home. Yeah, exactly. I'll treat you like shit, like, outside of the home, but, like... Yeah, or if you think... Like, because, like I said, she was really... Like, she was lit at that time. She was so important, whatever. But you don't disrespect somebody like that. It pissed me off so bad. I don't know. Yeah. And it's, like, it's giving, like... Have you seen...

this is a this tiktok and like this girl's like oh people say it's like free to be nice i guess it is free to be nice i completely agree with that and i always say that too it's free to just be nice to a person but then she goes also it's free to be mean like she goes you think i'm buying a booklet on how to be a cunt like but it just sucks because i don't want to listen like when somebody says something like that for example because this girl who i'm talking about

She is very knowledgeable. She's been in this space like that. We're in now forever. Okay. And she knows probably a lot more than we do. She's been through it. She's seen it all. Okay. Yeah. But like you have the opportunity to give somebody like, like actual sound advice and be like kind to somebody. And she was just like,

She literally was like, you don't fucking matter. And I do. And here's why. I'd start crying. I would start crying. Well, that's why I had to say it. Cause I was like, poor little, like, and Sophia, she stands up for herself. Like I've seen her do it. She's obviously. Which is also so sweet. And the $60 million thing pissed me off because, um,

You know that she loses sleep over that. Okay? I would. That's a low blow. That's a low blow, bitch. It's a fucking low blow. Like, it's like me saying something to you that you already really, like, know and, like, feel a certain type of way about. And, like, me throwing it back in your face. It's like, why are you going to do that on my own fucking show? Yeah. That does suck ass. So, justice for Sophia. And, honestly, find God. Justice for Sophia. Whatever her name is. Anywho. I'm elevating. I'm elevating.

So yesterday... Okay, so yesterday... Wait, I don't... Should we say her name? Because I really want to go in about it and I don't think if we say her name we can really go in about it. Okay. We had... Amari and I had a friend over last night and like for reference, this is like a...

She's a sweetheart. She really means well. But like... Okay, so... Basically what we're doing right now is trailing back to how we were talking about how people sometimes just come around and they just want to eat Tana's ass and they treat the people around her disrespectfully. And okay, that's fine. Get to your bag. Chase the clout. Do your thing. That's totally okay. But yesterday, one of the friends that we had come over did something similar to that whole...

to me, but now we're friends. And it was just really funny because she came over, hang out, all this stuff. And one of the first times that I met her, actually the very first time I met her, we're like getting in an Uber going up the hill and it's just like Tana and I and this girl. This is a universal experience. She grew up kind of like Nepo baby-esque, I would say. Nepo baby adjacent. Whatever the fuck that means. And...

What? What do you mean, what does that mean? Does that mean the same thing as, like, not probably ask? It's like, it doesn't matter. I'll tell you after. Whatever. So then we're getting into an Uber to go up the hill. I think Tana ordered it or whatever. And the girl, like, turns around and looks at me. And she goes, what are you doing? And she was just, like, being weird about me getting into the car. And I'm, like, getting into a fucking Uber with my goddamn sister. Yeah.

And she's like shell shocked. I had a similar experience. I didn't realize. And I literally, I told her, you're a fucking bitch. The first time I met her. And then like a month later or something like that, like obviously everything like kind of like switched. The vibes are okay. We hung out yesterday and she's on live talking about someone brings me up and she's like, honestly, I fuck with Amari. The first time I met him, he called me a fucking bitch.

And as you should. And I was being a bitch. I firmly believe that some people, they just need to be, they just like, you know, need to be told. And like, not even in a bad way. Cause so this, I had a similar experience where it was kind of like, I could tell this person only cared about Tana and not me, which is fine. But like in, in a situation like that, it's like, what do you mean? I can't get in the Uber. Like,

I was joking. We were just going up the hill, too. So that was kind of my first impression as well. But I think what it came down to, to me, was like, I know that the intent wasn't bad. It's just her personality, which is fine. Yeah. And that's fine. So we grew to love her. Yeah. Okay. I completely understood. Because sometimes I feel like she struggles a little bit with social cues a little, where like...

She says something and she genuinely like it's coming from like her heart and she means it and she means so well with it. But like the way she's saying it, you're like, there's no way you just said that to me. Realize like what?

what effect this has on people, what magnitude this earthquake is. So yesterday, I make a comment. She's over here, and I think she's very entertaining. She's fun to listen to. She's a good time. Spilling so much tea. I'm not kidding. I feel like I pressed a button, I turned it on, and she is performing. It was amazing. She's a performance artist. I was gagged. And I love to watch it. I'm obsessed with her now. But I said a comment, or I made a comment about

Like something that I wanted to be invited to and I wasn't. Okay. Just like a really lighthearted comment. I was like, oh, like why aren't they inviting me to those? And boy, did she take that as an invitation? She read you to Phil. She read me to Phil and I'll tell you what she said. She basically, so it was like a, basically in LA there's like showrooms. Okay. And like,

When you get invited to events and stuff, you can go to these showrooms like so long as they feel like you're like important or whatever. You can go there. You can pull pieces. You can wear them and then bring them back. OK. Or get gifted them. Or. Yeah. Or if you're really lit, if you're really elevated, you can keep them. But I had a showroom reach out to me and they were like, we would love to have you in whatever.

So then I messaged them and I was like, I would love to come. I have, you know, people's choice. I have this, this and this. Okay. Like, like really important things laid out. You gave them your resume. And they fucking ignored me. Okay. And I'm like, you reached out to me first. This is, you literally just edged me with my own fucking dresses and I'm hurt. So it was like a hurt. I brought it up yesterday and without hesitation, she goes, it's because you need to elevate. Yeah.

i go what do you mean i need to elevate and she goes no offense this is what she said swear on my life she said i think cancelled has the potential to be a big podcast i was already hurt on the floor but it just kept getting worse on the floor it could be really big but i'm gonna be honest with you your entire brand is based around basically just talking about drama and i'm like

well yeah like keep the lights on like yeah and she goes no one's ever gonna take you seriously they're always gonna think you're a fast fast fashion girl like it hurt because she was right but like it she gave me the bit of the century because now i'm like oh my god what am i gonna do to elevate like like i can't talk i can't talk shit about fucking audrey o'day because i'm elevating like i can't do any of this anymore what cracks me up about it all is like

People like that in Los Angeles, like there's this is coming from like love this girl. She's amazing. She's great. She's great. But like you're a fucking nepo baby. That's like it's like, OK, easier said than done. Like say that you need to elevate, like elevate with what? Like your fucking daddy's black card. So not to cut you off, but she she said to me, she goes, sometimes it comes down to turning down some brand deals because it's just not with your brand. I go, first of all.

Your parents are paying your rent. Your parents are paying your bills. I'm paying my parents' bills. So I don't get to turn things down. There's rent to pay, bills to pay, wigs to slave. You got to eat, too. Yeah, like, I'm not going to turn something down because it's not elevated enough. Like, I have to keep my lights on and Mary Ann's. Okay? Like, I've got a family to feed. So...

While I think she was coming from a good place, I'm like, I'm literally going to run this home for the rest of my life. She just didn't realize. But she just... What did she say? She said like... She was like, YSL's never going to have you so long as you are posting Fashion Nova. Like...

Well, YSL's not paying me now. And this fashion of a dress was cute. So I will. Well, then. So I told her, I was like, well, I kind of like I don't really want like my vision isn't for me to be a fashion girly. Like I'm wearing a fucking onesie and sneakers. You guys see me every day. Fashion's not in my future. I want it to be. But I'm kind of like personality based. And she goes, personality is not going to get you anywhere unless you want to be a talk show host.

I go, that's exactly what I want to do. And that's like, ow. Because that's like my dream goal in life is to be a talk show host. Me too. And I'm like. I love the idea of that. Honestly, I don't know. She really humbled me because now I'm like, I got a really good offer today. And I literally had to text Natalie and be like, I don't know. I don't think it's elevated. No.

No one's elevating with this. I could, yeah. I'm like, no more fast fashion. No more. You know what? I'm elevating. And fuck my mom, dude. Sorry. Like lights are off. You're elevating and everyone else is declining in life. No one else gets any more money. I did get, I did get a Taylor Swift deal. You're a fucking bitch for that. You're a fucking bitch. I want to go to Taylor Swift so bad. I don't know if you guys know this about me, but I am a Swifty.

Have always been a Swifty, will always be a Swifty. And then Brooke comes in here like a fucking... Swifty. Like a fucking Swifty. No, like a fucking stampede. They know I'm a Swifty. They hear me. I talk about her. Whatever. And I see the text, Brooke got Taylor Swift tickets somehow. To a box. Not somehow. Yeah. Let's crunch the numbers. No, I got them. I got them and...

I'm taking Lila because it was when I was supposed to go to Iowa. So what goes on with that? Because like...

So basically what happened was like Lila booked a trip for them to go to Iowa and she like triple charged like American Airlines or whatever airline you fucking suck and charged her. I don't believe that. I believe it was like I believe it was on Lila's accord. Well, she showed it and like she kept saying like they were having issues or like it was I don't know what was going on, but that does suck ass like getting triple charged for like flights that are like over a thousand dollars is kind of ass and

But like, so is she just like refunding those flights and you guys are going or like what? No, they were non-refundable. So we found out today that we're just fucked, but we're going to Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift tickets are like thousands of dollars. Yeah. No, those are very, very expensive. So it's valuable. I texted someone and was like, I need to give or I need to get tickets to the

21 Savage Drake concert. That's what I need. I need to be like in a box. Ooh. 21. Well, see, look what I'm going to do. I'm going to elevate it for all of us. Elevate. I'm elevating for everybody. I'm going to go in that box and I'm going to be so overwhelmingly grateful and excited about having been invited that we are going to get invited back every single time. Yeah. It's so the, the invite we got it's so Taylor's playing SoFi stadium. Yeah.

Yeah. And it goes in the SoFi owner's box. I go, okay, so who's the SoFi owner? Because I will. I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, please fuck him. Okay. That's not, I was, I was going to say like bringing flowers or something. I want you to fuck him. Stassi Bell honestly gave us a good topic for today. She said, I want you to put all of your friends in a superlative, like a yearbook. I won one in high school. I didn't. I got most adventurous.

And my quote was like, because they knew you were gay, dude. I had. What the fuck? There's nothing wrong with being gay. I wasn't. We're all gay here. I wasn't gay. And I've actually I've fucked more girls than guys. Let's put it like that. That's crazy to me. Yeah. So crazy. How many? Well, no, I won't ask you that. But we fuck all the time. Me and you. That's the rumor I've been spreading is that we fuck.

don't say that i'm not getting on tiktok people will be like what's going on i'm like i don't know we fuck all the time i'm rebranding as celibate so i want to give everybody our superlative i think isabella is the most likely to be in a lil yadi music video big sean big sean is too little for you like he's too short you did so what most likely to go to jail obviously lila

Most likely to be imprisoned is definitely Lila. Come on, give us something, Isabella. She's got a mic now. What's Ari? What music video he'll be in? No, what's he most likely to do?

Like, marry someone with, like, oil money. Wait, I want to see, like... Do you think so? Yeah, I feel like he's, like, he won't settle. Wait, I want to pull up, like, real superlatives. You're so right. I'm pulling up yearbook superlatives. No, but we can't... I don't want, like, I don't want best smile. I want, like, most likely to get, like, railed in the back of a fucking IHOP. You know? You. That's, like, Barney's Beanery. I'm, like, super. Like, biggest flirt, Tana. No, I think that's just biggest drunk.

Flirt is pushing it. Biggest slur. Like... Tana's biggest slur. Most likely to win an argument. Tana. That's just not true. No, most likely to get everyone else to back down in an argument is Tana. Win is crazy. Like, most likely to climb Mount Everest. Paige. Paige. Just get away from this. Honestly, Ashley. Her athletic ass. Yeah, Ashley would do it. I'm like, most likely to drown in the...

Most likely. Okay, let's create our own. Most likely to get caught stealing. Lila. No, I feel like she's good at it. Yeah, I feel like she's good at it. If I'm just going to get caught, it's going to be like me, someone who doesn't steal. Yeah, or like Kyla. I could see Kyla getting caught stealing. I could see Kyla like stealing by accident and being like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. No, my mom's done that before too. She's like accidentally stolen. My mom's...

Well, she's accidentally stolen and she like feels so bad in the parking lot has gone back inside and been like, Oh my God, I accidentally stole this and paid. I'm like, dude, I feel like my mom would like, would like stuff shit in my pockets. And I was like, what the fuck? And like, I'm sitting here in high school. I'm like, give me money. You're going back inside and you just got shit for free and you won't give me money.

I used to rob my mom in high school. Yeah, get it together, Debra. I used to rob her in high school. I'd be like in line at PacSun or like Zoomies, whatever, like in the mall. Just rob your mom? Basically, like I had like for a long time, I had a debit card that was attached to like my parents' account so they could transfer me money or I could transfer them money. I mean, I wasn't transferring them money. Like that's people I was in high school. I worked at PacSun. And so the total would be like $86, blah, blah, whatever. And I'd have like $4 in my account. But I was like, wait, I can go in right now, transfer 86 out of my mom's into mine.

I'd swipe. And then she'd be like, we have the electric bill to pay. And I'd be like. See, I could never get away with that. But look at these vans. Even this morning, as a 26-year-old woman, I got a text, were you out of the country last month? My grandpa goes, send me $60. I'm like, for what? My roaming charges or something. Oh. Your parents took you to dinner? Yeah.

I'll never forget, like, Father's Day or my dad's birthday, something like that. I got him fucking cute-ass Raiders custom Air Force Ones, took them to catch, and he starts ordering, like, Wagyu and, like, all this stuff. And I'm like, are you kidding? And it was, like, my dad, my mom, my brother, doesn't matter. And the bill's like...

And I was like, ew, this is so fucking annoying. I'm having to pay this fucking bill for like... Well, you shouldn't offer. I was like, what? But it was cute. It was cute. But like...

That charge wasn't cute. At all. I was so pissed. If I could live my life and never pay for anything again, I would. Like, what am I going to do? Say it. No charcoal. Who did we not give a superlative? Ty? Ty and I are friends. Everyone keeps asking all the time, are Ty and I dating? No, we're not dating. Nobody's asking you that, dude. I'm sure little Miss Reddit over here knows damn well. I'm just joking. Yeah. But yeah, no, Ty and I, we're friends. We're not dating. And that's really it. So slide in my DMs.

And so me, I will fucking kill you. Me and Ty are dating. Um, and me and Paige, we both fucked Brooke. Everybody fucks Brooke, except for Isabella. She's not a lesbian. Brooke wants me to be into her so bad. You guys, can I, can I, can I please tell, come on. You can tell the story about how you like pulled the prank on me. No, she was playing some game in the club. No, no,

Like where you texted me. No, no. First of all, I don't need to defend myself here. I'm straight. I'm not going to bully you, but... I'm like, what's wrong with being not straight? No, no, no. Wait, no, this is actually a trend of this episode because Tana... So someone made a joke to Tana and she was like, I would literally rather be gay than do that. And Ty goes...

You'd rather be gay. Like as if it's the worst thing in the world. So it's actually funny. But I forget what happened. One time we made a little jokey joke about Isabella being a lesbian. So not like mad. She wasn't mad because there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian.

But she was a little more defensive than a straight person. Because I knew no matter what my response would have been to your, like, whatever the fuck you were trying to say, would have been the same. No matter what my response would have been, it's like you pre-typed it as soon as I said what I said. Like, you knew what you were going to say back no matter what I said. Because I'm a hilarious dude, and I'm premeditated. It was giving, like, hyper defensive, and it's like, what's wrong with being...

No, no. It was just the funniest shit ever. The point is, she's the straightest person in the group. Everyone knows it. So how funny is it? I mean, because we are the LGBTQ community. She's obviously straight. It's hilarious to joke about. And it's become my running bit forever. Tell the story about how when you were in the club and you were texting me and I was literally in the movie on a date or something.

And I was so nice to you. Wait, this is actually bad. So this was, this has been going on for a really long time. We've always been making that like Isabella lesbian joke because it's like, it's so not her that it's like, she gets like hurt by it. Like it just has to be a thing. And this isn't bullying. This is friends. We're one big family as you guys can see. No, but this was before like you did this thing in the group chat. I was, I was playing a game. I think it was at Dylan's house. And it was like a, it was the game where you just like literally like scroll blindly through your phone and someone tells you to stop.

And then when you stop on that person, you have to like text them something like,

and the person who it is like gets to decide what you say. I land on Isabella and my job is to tell her that I am confessing my love for her. Like I have to tell her that I really, I've had feelings for her for a long time and like this is how I feel and I can't keep it in anymore. And my phone was on do not disturb and I'm in a movie. She pressed notify anyway. I forgot about that Isabella. I didn't even realize that contributed to my...

That's why I was so annoyed because I was like, I was so nice to you when you... No, okay, wait. This makes it so, honestly, so much worse. But, so I have to text Isabella and be like, Isabella, like, I have to tell you something. And she was like, oh my God, like, what? Like, what is it? And I was like, Isabella, I think I'm in, like, I think I'm in love with you. She was like, she was like,

You're kidding. I was like, no. I knew it. I was like, you're joking. And mind you, somebody, like, it was, I think it was at Dylan's house. He, like, they were like. You were at Delilah. Yeah, it was. Now I can. Delilah being Delulu. We did it to, like, seven other people. Not, like, the same specific thing, but it would be, like, a situation you had to, like, set up. And so I was like, no, like, this is just me. And it was the worst person for it, honestly, to happen to. Because if it was Omari, he'd be like, fuck you. Like, no, you're not. Ha ha. But Isabella was like, oh, no. Like, why?

Like I love you so much You're so hot But I'm straight I'm so sorry I said exactly that I'm not kidding She was like Um like She was like That's I She's like Thank you so much For telling me But like That's not my vibe Like I was so nice about it And then you did that shit In the group chat And I was like You bitch You were Wait she was so nice about it But that was so separate I didn't even put those Two things together at all They were like Months apart from each other But I literally was like Oh

Oh, no, not you doing this shit again. I never thought you were a lesbian, Isabella. You know what's so funny about this? Like, because, like, obviously it was a game. Years and years ago, Isabella, I hope you remember this. You have to remember this. We were playing this pizza box game where, like, you flip a thing and, like, you make a rule and, like, write, like, whatever the fuck. We're playing this pizza box game and I land on... It's, like, send your mom a text and, like, tell her that you're gay or you're attracted to the opposite sex. But, like, the friend had to do it. Like, Isabella was sending the text, like, from my phone. Like...

Coming out to my mom. Before I was out. Before I was out, too. And, like... Oh, my God. And you were actually gay. No, this story is so bad. And I was sucking dick. I was glucking and, you know... Yeah, you were sucking and glucking. Yeah. And she sends the text from my phone because we're so drunk because it's a drinking game. And she sends, like, the text saying that I'm attracted to the same sex. Or, no, not the same sex. The opposite sex. Oh, so your mom was probably like, yes! Yes, exactly! Like, it sounds like I'm into girls pretty much. And I'm like...

You came out as straight to Debra. Exactly. And then I was like, ha, ha, ha. Like, JK, it's a joke. Like, we're playing a game, but it's like, it says you're straight. Oh. Like, what's the joke? I always do that. Like, with your dad, when I texted him happy birthday, Raj, instead of happy Father's Day. Yeah. Get it together, Isabella. It's that confusion on your mind. No, and she got corrected on it, too. Like, I let it go. Yeah.

It was Father's Day, right? Yeah. And I go, happy birthday. And she goes, yeah, happy birthday. And she goes, wait, fuck. I was so tired from like, we were like moving everything. I was like, oh. And then you look at me and you go, happy birthday, Raj. I go, yeah. Really important point is that Isabella is not a lesbian. And there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian. At all. At all. But it's hilarious to joke because she's the only one who would get offended by it. She doesn't stop, though. Like, that's the whole thing.

like once or twice funny if you never got mad about it one time i would have never made i was so nice about it the first time i was literally like no like i'm okay and then you like kept going but it was because you were serious about it like like i thought you were serious about being a lesbian my whole point is i would but like but if i'm gonna talk to a girl she's gonna look like what are you sorry your current

Celebrity you would fuck an influencer you would fuck and you don't get to plead the fifth. You have to tell me I'll just tell you Well, I think everyone knows like I'm obsessed with Shawn Mendes would do anything but lately I've been influencer celebrity celebrity as of lately I've had a crush on Dave Franco. He's like so short which is ridiculous cuz like I'm literally flat as hell But I think he's so hot. You're not attracted to straight guys

I just like there's like obviously I think they're hot but like there's no point in like pursuing or trying anything like that because if you're straight then you're straight like I'm not gonna try and convert you like that's not good for you like me to Isabella it it takes a rest energy to like even get guys to like me

So it's like... Yeah, so like if you also... If I have to convert you... They don't like men at all? Yeah, if I can have to convert you from straight to gay and then get you to like me, it's like that's too much. Wait, that's such a good point because like thinking about like the struggle that I have in general and then considering like what if those guys didn't even like women? Yeah, it's like it's too much fucking work. Like... Okay, now give me Influencer. Influencer? Well...

I feel like everyone knows I would do anything for, like, Noah Beck. But, like, that's, like, also awful. And I've retired from Noah Beck. I'm embarrassed and I... I'm trying to think of other ones. There's this one right now. Oh, my God. I don't even know if it... Should I air this out? Yeah. There's this guy on TikTok. Zip-Less says, no. Um...

First of all, everyone thinks like I want to fuck Leo and honestly I would fuck the shit out of Leo. I fucking I would fuck Leo and everybody already. So hot. And like the other night Larry's birthday is being like so daddy and being like, what's he doing? Just like like, do you need anything? Like, make sure you're safe. Like, well, like it was just the hottest thing. He's a good person and he's so smart. Like, that's what I love. Like, it's just like everything about him is attractive. But it's like, that's also my friend. Like, I'm not gonna try and fuck my fucking friend. Like, whatever.

Pants on fire. You're stupid. Okay, so since you're begging. So there's this guy. His name's Max. Oh, we've got an influencer, Max. Yeah, he doesn't have a ton of followers. Wait, there's actually a couple. This is a TikToker, CJ Clark. If you know, you know he's so fucking hot. But I don't know anything about him, really. So it's kind of scary. But there's this guy, Max. He's diabetic. Why did we have to know he was diabetic?

I feel like that's one of the... If you saw his page, that's one thing he talks about a lot on there. Oh. Yeah. Okay. There's nothing wrong. But I'm just saying that felt like a really irrelevant detail. No, no, no. Well, I feel like maybe that would be a way you would recognize him. Or like, no. Oh, you're like, oh, the diabetic guy. Yeah.

Now that you replay that for me, ouch. Whatever. But I think he's so fucking cute. I think he's joking. He just recently followed me on TikTok, and I think it's because...

I don't know if he like saw like one of my TikToks and it was doing well. So he saw that I followed him already and then he followed me back. I don't know. But I think he's so fucking cute. Let me show you him. I would love for you to show me him. And he's so funny. Look at this. Funny, funny, funny is the thing. He's so funny. And I think he's so cute. But he's also a student. Oh, you're right. Diabetes is his thing.

And like, it's difficult because like when I feel like when it comes to like dating, especially in the gay world, like I just posted a TikTok about this too. There's so many people out there that are just like, Tana Milaj's best friend. Like I, I just started a hinge and like, I literally don't like being on apps because of the fact that there's so many people that are just like, they just want to like be around your friends or like be. I had a situation like that recently where I was talking to a guy and he, he said one too many times, I can't wait to meet your friends. I was like,

Like, I love my friends for sure, but. Like, I wouldn't want to wait to meet them either, but also don't say that. You know? He is cute. So cute. So, Max, if you're watching or you're listening. Max. Which Max? Diabetic Max. Okay, now that everybody's begging to know. Brooke's turn. Celebrity crush, now. Celebrity crush. T.W. Isabel, honestly, cover your ears. Rene Rapp. Who's that? A lesbian. Oh, okay, okay.

i'm just kidding nothing against lesbians don't put this don't put this out there now what the reddit is gonna go crazy no now now they get the joke exactly because this is exactly how it occurs in the front group i just like no it's like pretending isabella is like terrified of us no that's you can't but everybody knows you're not isabella nobody thinks you're homophobe

Look at your friend group. I know that, but like you can make them think that. No, but that's the joke of it all. That's what's funny to me. Okay, I'll come back to celebrity. Influencer? Oh, you know. Fibula. Connor. I tweeted about him recently. He honestly, I saw him at the D'Amelio footwear event and I was like, I don't remember him being this hot. No, he's always been hot. He's, no, but I didn't remember him being that hot. And like when we like talked to each other, I was like, oh my,

I tweeted. I'm not kidding. I was like, because I didn't want to DM him or something. I do DM every once in a while. Yeah. I only DM people that like, it's like too far out of reach. Like, why are you DMing? Like, yeah, I'll DM somebody that feels unrealistic. But if it's like somebody who like is going to look at this and be like, oh, I know this. Like, like I know her friend or something. Like, I don't want to embarrass myself. Like, why am I doing? So that's the thing. I didn't want to be like shut down. But.

What happened? Come on. No, no, that's just it. I just have a question. What'd you say? I didn't DM him is the point, and now I'm doing it. Oh, you should. I can't. Let's both do it right now. Don't do it. Come on. It's not funny. Why? You heard it here first, and if you are a canceled viewer, you will suggest it to him lightly. Who do you think the craziest person you've ever tried to DM was? I don't know. I get pretty crazy with it, honest to God. I mean, honestly, yeah, you were flewed out with ****. Okay. Okay.

You did the damn thing. Your signature is on that man's guitar. Okay. Go ahead and bleep that. What's your signature? Like, what do you slide in the DMs with? I do. So you taught me the new one. Well, okay. I would always say like, can we hang out or like something like someone, the dog looks so cute. I like like something that like someone has to respond to. Cause if someone just messaged me, Hey, I don't care if you're literally like David Beckham, I'm going to be like, okay. I'll say like, can we hang out? Or I'll say something like,

specific to them that like they want to respond to yeah you do isabella does god sent me here right you know lila ruined that for me yeah that's the problem is you can't give lila the idea because then she'll use it and abuse it and use it on everyone she'll use it on like your neighborhood priest yeah that's that's what really does it and it's like like our friend group is so close that it's like

If it gets out there and then like all of a sudden like yeah like and then it's like they got the someone else Isabella Brooke and Tana like we're all just saying God sent me here like now we look like a fucking group of idiots in our goddamn group chat It's like no God didn't send you here. It's like we we sent each other. Yeah I know you know what's so funny is I was I was recently like actually talking to a guy and

And he goes... Or Lila tried to tell me. She goes, yeah, he DM'd me once. I go, did he? And I told him about it. I go, you literally DM'd my best friend. He goes, no, she DM'd me. I go...

What'd she say? He goes, God sent me here. I go, she certainly did DM you. Exactly. And she tried to tell me like, no, no, no, no. I would never. I didn't. I didn't. I swear I would tell you. How would he know? How does he know your exact message? The other day, Ari. So Natalie has the hot new intern and I. Oh, he's so hot. He's so fucking hot. It actually hurts my soul.

Ari also was like he's so hot blah blah whatever and we're like getting drunk at spring place having a blast and then I got his number like the day before and then Ari goes I got his number too I go no you fucking didn't no you fucking didn't did you actually get his number wait do you guys remember when I was dating um and Laila goes bro call text him right now I go do it like you don't do

you do not have his number and you know it yeah in the group chat like lila said some crazy shit like i have his number i'll text him right now and i go do it show show me his number just show it to me no brooke goes no you don't bitch like no you fucking don't and it was the funniest shit ever because she doesn't have his number because she absolutely did not have his number but fuck that's like one thing with our friend group is like

The men of it all. I feel like it's very difficult. It sounds horrible and Tana and I kind of touch on this all the time, but it's like, it seems like we just fucking pass them around like a hot potato. And that's not the case. It's just so, there's so fucking many of us. What I just want to know is like, do these guys feel like they're loving the crew? Like, is that how they feel? Or do they even think about that? Maybe, but am I doing the same? Like, am I loving their crew?

And are they just like seeing like, like our friend group is like just a bunch of holes. Like, is that what they see us as? Like, I hope not. I really hope not. There's more than meets the eye. Sound off in the comments. If you think we're holes. On that note, on that note, this has been a beautiful episode. I am so sorry that we are not in London because we did not catch the invite. I'm going to be so honest. We just didn't get invited. I'm so happy. Our friends are having fun over in Europe.

And I can't wait to see you guys back here next week, hopefully. Thank you so much, Amari, for joining us. Thank you so much, Isabella, for your commentary. Nobody even here thinks you are a lesbian. I literally feel like a stunt double right now for Tana. Well, you guys look exactly the same. Everyone says that. Yeah, and I've always said that. Anyway, we love you. Like, subscribe or something. I don't know.

Thank you so much for tuning in to Canceled. We'll see you next week. I'll just be on the sidelines next time because who knows, I'm probably going to present after this episode. But follow my Instagram. Stay true. Stay true. God sent me here. God sent everyone here. And that's it.