44: Tana made $ 160,000 in 3 minutes doing THIS TikTok trend - Ep. 44
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Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast once again. Sorry Erin. It's been a rough week. Has it? I've had the best week. Do you know that Omari always does that? Like I'll be like I feel sick and he'll be like I feel fine and the other day I finally after like seven years of this called him out for that I was like that is not how you respond to someone. Yeah I'm sorry I couldn't help it. But it's you should have a good week that's amazing he should feel fine but it's just that that response. It's just like weird weird timing. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, so what happened? What was wrong with your week? I've been saying this across the past couple episodes, and maybe I'm just, you know, finally reaping all the karma for my terrible decisions across my life, but this year's bingo card is just unlike anyone I've ever had, and I actually can't talk about what's happening right now at all because of legal issues and my safety, which is paining me so heavily right now.

That's fair. Because it is the story time of the century. And the second that I can talk about it, I will. And it is just... Yeah, it's the story time of the century or I'm going to end up on Dateline. But I'm trying... I love Dateline. Yeah, you're going to love it so much. Brooke's going to be on this couch alone. I'm just kidding. No. Yeah, that's really like all I can say. I am like documenting what's going on because I like...

I have this weird thing where I'm like, if something absolutely terrible is happening to me, I might as well document it because like, what else are you going to do? That's basically my whole life. Yeah. Um, and eventually it will be out there, but, um, yeah, that's fair. I feel like he's outside. Just another thing to add to the list. But here's what I will say. I had a period like this, you know, recently for a couple months, like it was like bad thing after bad thing after bad thing. And now it's, it's over.

And so many things that are just like out of my control. And I hate feeling like all like it's just raining and all these bad things are happening to me and I can't control it. Like what's next? Like I'm just. Yeah. And everyone always says like, oh, time will heal. But it's like, OK, but when does it start? Because it's like it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse. Yeah, that's I'm definitely in that period of life right now. And I'm trying to navigate that.

I sent myself away to Malibu this past weekend and then a bunch of bad things happened. So I had to come home, bad things out of my control. But the intent was to send myself there for peace, relaxation,

No temptations of L.A., no being able to call Chris Miles, no being able to call anyone, no being able to go out to a party, like just be isolated by the beach and not drink and not do anything. And I think I am I'm reentering my journey of sobriety. That's I think that's what's best. It I just really came to the realization like I had this really like insane night the other night where I like went out.

Out to Ryan's birthday And then like

Got there at 6 p.m. By the time I left Ryan's at 11 p.m., I was doing unspeakable, illegal, terrible things. Went to my old house, like the Hype House old house. They were having a pregame there, like another. I got to Ryan's and I'd already taken like 10 shots and then took another 10 there and then took another like eight at like my old house. Then Diablo was DJing somewhere, so I went there. Then I'm with Chris and Cody. We're going to this place in L.A. called ****. Have you ever been to ****?

I don't think so. I've heard of it. It's a club that opens at 2 a.m.

Like you know how the liquor laws here like shut off. Is it like a secret? It's like underground secret society club. I'm definitely going to have to bleep the name of it. But essentially they open at 2 a.m. So it's like if you're at the club and you still want to keep drinking and you want bottle service and a bar and you want to go out, you go to this underground club that's open until like 6 a.m. I wonder if they'll ever just change the liquor laws like New York and have it. They were supposed to. That's what I thought too. And of course I know that because I'm insane. But yeah.

Whenever you set foot in one of those underground like illegal clubs that open at 2 a.m. You just know like like that is the moment Tana knew she fucked up. You should have gone home. And and then I went to an after party after that. Then I came back here and God, you're agile. I came back here and made a really questionable decision. Oh, no. I don't even want to. I can't. I can't even talk about it. It's like.

Yeah. And I didn't sleep after said questionable decision. I woke up and I was like, OK, I have to get out of L.A. because I feel like I'm going through so much right now where I'm like, it's very easy to fall into the trap of like drowning your problems out. You know, that's true. It's like a horrible cycle because like I'll do the same thing. We're all like, you know, drink or get like just stoned.

so obliterated one night and then the next day I'm like, I have to stop. But like, I have so much anxiety about it and like so much like remorse that I'm like, Oh, got to do it again. It just becomes this, which I think is just alcoholism. Yeah. And it just becomes this extreme loop and LA, uh,

Is like a terrible black hole. Like I feel like the energy in L.A. almost feeds off of broken people who like need that, like need to go out every night, need to abuse substances. That's where all the money comes from. Yeah. And so I got out of L.A. to get away from that and clear my head and kind of.

embark back on a better journey and deal with my problems the good old-fashioned way with therapy and whatever. But then terrible, more terrible things happened out in Malibu that I can't wait to talk about. So I had to come home. Okay, well, I respect your willingness to go. And the intent was there. And I feel like that's your head's in a good place. Yeah, because I just know this can't be my life. And I'll get on a really good path and then bad shit will happen. And the way I deal with bad shit is like,

More bad shit. Like I'm almost like a masochist to myself. Like I'll hurt myself 10 times more than anything else is hurting me. And I just like go down such an insane path. And I feel like I just have so much unresolved trauma and things I need to actually work through. And it's crazy how easy it is to just...

that. Yeah, I agree. But I'm trying not to and I'm hoping it will be a slay. We'll see. Yeah, I feel like therapy will help. I need to get back for sure. I mean, I'm doing well right now actually. I'm like very happy. I'm like doubled my dose. But I'm like on this like therapy, like childhood trauma therapy TikTok now. And I'm like, wow, like who knew? It's just...

And I feel like I do this too Like I'll go to therapy Over like a major event And then I'll stop going And then I'll be like I'm fine And then more bad shit happens And then I'm in the like I'm fine mindset And then you just wake up one day And you're like Oh my god I'm so not fine Yeah but you're supposed to Keep going when you're fine I think that's the problem That's what I'm saying It's like getting off antibiotics Like before You know

You run out for the chlamydia is gone. Yeah. It's just it's like still dormant. It's dormant. The trauma is dormant. Whether whether you feel it or not. So, so, so dormant. Oh, my spray tan on my foot is not giving. Wait, I have to pee. God, Jesus Christ. OK, welcome back. I was just telling Aaron I tried to do a little sobriety run and

It was like, I wasn't taking it super seriously just because like, honestly, alcohol isn't really the worst of my issues. Yeah. But then I had to drink because I went on a date and Lord knows I'm not going on a date sober. Yeah. I honestly, you'd be really proud of me. I have been also on a dating cleanse. Oh, good. Since I've decided to be on this journey. I feel like that can sometimes be worse like on you than it's crazy to like.

When you stop reciprocating people's like mediocre energy, like people just being like, hi, or like, what are you doing tonight? Or like whatever, you know? Yeah, no, sorry. If you stop reciprocating all energy like that, like you see the people that actually really want you and pursue you and are checking on you if you are being healthy and stuff, which I think, sorry, I'm so out of breath. There's so many stairs here. So many stairs. It's so stupid. Oh my God. God damn. No, it was crazy. I ran up them so fast. Like who did I think I was? Like Usain Bolt, like walk.

Like I just saw stars. Prime almost came out of my nose just now. What did you say? Drink Prime. Did a high school track train you? I've let a high school track train me in a different way though. Whoa. Whoa.

I don't even know what that means. Like letting a track team run a train on you, but it was a joke. I've never actually, Tana just told me the other day, she goes, I've never had a train ran on me. I'm like, first of all, I can, and I know that I never can. Okay. I was going to keep going on the sobriety and health talk, but we can, you know, you go ahead and keep going on that. The train is not important. No, no, no. I know, but I just, I'm now, I know I need to get it off my chest. Cause you brought it up. Okay.

The other day, Ty was like, Tana, would you ever let people like run a train on you? Like four guys. And I was like, yes, it's my dream. It's like my biggest thing. Like it's the only thing that I just like really haven't done and I would really love to do. But, but to all of the people that are clipping this, I have not and I will not.

And I know. First of all, if whoever's clipping it already ended, the clip was over. It's so true. I know that I can't like societally the way that people would look at you, the rumors that would spread about. Well, why would they know? And because look at Trevor Wallace and Bryce Hall. And so true. You would have to do somebody with discretion. But but for the sake of the story, give me your dream train right now.

I don't think I have one. My dream train is just a train. I want it to be like all... Now you have to have a little more... We were dying laughing the other day at the idea of like lining up like the last five guys I've like talked to or dated and that was the train. And it's so funny how they're all completely... They could not... Like it looks like you like picked out one person from like every little walk of the world. It's like...

I really have no type. Like the last couple people, you know, that I've been with. I guess I don't either. Like no like... Like imagine a train lineup of like the last like five people you've slept with. I don't even know the last five people I've slept with. It would look like... I don't even know. I can't remember the last five people I've slept with. That's what I was trying to get at. It's been a long time too. I'm in a major, major dry spell right now. Well, I'm entering the dry spell. I really am. To get back to our healthiness. I just feel like I was letting too many...

And I don't mean like sexually, I just mean in general, spending time with people, going on dates with people, like letting too many people soak up my energy and also me soaking up theirs. And like, I really just need to focus on myself. So I am in a dry phone era. Like I'm trying to be, I'm trying to ignore everyone and,

You know, may the best person who's willing to wait through and support that win. Well, that's the thing. They're going to like fall off on their own. You know what I mean? What did they say? Rotten fruit will fall on its own. That was beautiful, Brooke. Thank you. That's what I say about all the people that I don't like. But I don't have to tell anyone else not to like them because like they'll figure it out. That was beautiful. That was really, really beautiful. Yeah. So last night we went to dinner by the beach as we were.

It started like the dinner reservation started as just like a fun dinner reservation. Like, oh, Tana's by the beach. We're all going to go visit her. And then all of this bad shit started happening. So it turned like we're all dressed in like nice dresses, heels. Like we're so excited to be there. And then the bad shit kind of starts unfolding again.

across this dinner and so then it just turned into this like big group meeting and um the waitress was like a super big fan of the podcast and everything and she came up to me at the end of dinner and she said the craziest stuff to me like she was just like I appreciate how you guys are so self-deprecating but like I know that's not who you are and I feel like like who you are to the core like I know that you do love yourself and you just like don't talk about your struggles enough and like all that type of thing and it's just it made me like

We definitely should shine a light on healthy things more than we do. And I appreciated what she said. Yeah. I would love to like get honestly more into like talking about serious stuff, but I just feel like we were together so often. We are so close that it's almost like we already have talked about all those things. Yeah. And it's just like,

It's so much easier to bring up the funny shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like gay son, thought daughter. Yeah. And it always works well. You went... Speaking of, I guess. Speaking of family trauma, childhood trauma, you went home to Arizona. I did. I brought Lila and Natalie home to Arizona. The fact that we all have families so accepting that we can...

Like Lila told me at one point she was, what was she telling your mom? What was she saying in front of your mom? She was saying she, well, you guys obviously know my family's like really crazy. My mom's like especially crazy. And Lila said, or was like going on this, she was giving a toast as she does. And she's like, I love, you know, that Brooke has been with me since I was robbing the grocery store and, you know, stealing all my groceries and couldn't afford this. And my mom looked at her and she goes, did you see how many presents I brought? Oh my God.

I still haven't met your mom. I know. Well, nobody. So that's what was so crazy about it is like Lila and Natalie were the first two people to ever meet my family. Yeah. Like at all. I've never ever introduced a single friend to anybody in my family for, I mean, no obvious reasons. Like I don't, not that it's like so shameful or anything, but I have never had friends that like.

Were like accepting and fun and cool like that. Yeah, or just like had faced any sort of adversity at all. Like as soon as I got with my grandparents, I was around like

very like normal people with normal lives and normal upbringing yeah so they would have been fucking terrified if i brought them yeah my family and that is the nicest way possible that is one good thing about our friend group is even even though we're insane being insane does create for such an accepting environment you know like we're so crazy that we're not judging anyone for anything which i think is good and i felt bad like literally probably four different times someone would pull me aside and be like it's so special that you like brought them because like

like you're not ashamed to show them like blah blah and i was like i felt so bad because i was like honestly i what i was for so long i was like so ashamed of that you can't feel guilty for that though i know like a normal but they were so happy and my mom loved they loved lila loved natalie we're gonna go back every year we went for like a my cousin's daughter's birthday party yeah it's her first birthday

And like swear to God, I'm going to, we're going to be at her sweet 16. We're going to like, we have to go back. No, it's going to be like our new thing. Cause it was so fun. Like I had such FOMO. One good thing about if Lila goes on a trip with someone that I can't go on or I'm not there.

Lila sends like 48 videos a minute of like what's going on. So I was in New York and I was just like, I felt like I was there. I was getting like the live recap and I had so much fucking FOMO. It was so fun. And I just, I've, I told you guys so many stories, like really crazy stories that you guys are like, there's no way that happened. Like, there's no way that's true. And like Tori, my sister was making everything like so much worse. Cause she, first of all, remembers more. Second of all, like I leave out some things and like,

It's crazy. She was telling us a story about a time she accidentally went to school with a meth pipe in her pocket because it was like left around the house or in a jacket. And what did your mom do? Just come pick her up? Yeah, she came to pick her up. I don't know if she's going to like me telling that story, but my mom's doing much better now. Yeah, she's saying now. But like just the craziest shit that like

Just shouldn't happen. Like I say to my friends and they're like, yeah, right. Absolutely. On the plane ride home from Turks, you and me were doing that. We were like, you and me were sitting across from each other on the plane and we were just sharing stories with like Ari. Like the most outlandish stories. Like Ari and Lila and everyone, like they love our childhood stories because like Ari had like, I don't want to say normal childhood. Every family has their issues and Lord knows Ari's got some issues, but I'm saying just like,

Financially There was never an issue And I think that A lot of the things That like Our parents did Is so like Shocking to other people Yeah Lila too Because Lila came From like such a like Golden retriever family She's like What the

way but we were like literally bouncing back and forth like oh my god your parents did that it reminds me of the time this oh my god this and we were doing like an hour and everyone was just like strapped to their seat looking at us with like like I think I already teared up at one point I was like that's crazy like to make you cry over my child that is absolutely not a real thing really funny but I love I love that I feel like that's what's kind of special because obviously like I mean you're literally my richest friend but also the only friend I have that can relate on any level like

In that regard. I'm trying to think of the stories that we told. Do you remember? You told a good story about getting hit in the head with a MacBook charger. Oh my God. I'll never actually ever, ever, ever forget that. Like my grandma bought me a MacBook. First of all, like it wasn't even like,

you know what i mean and just like she took out her last line of credit for that bless her heart rest in peace she was also really terrible in so many ways so i mean i i does i deserve that that was like a compensation macbook like please don't go to the police macbook yeah um but he's like a macbook nonetheless it was how i started my youtube channel was the only reason i could and that was like all i wanted so it meant a lot to me and i'll never fucking forget my family got in this huge fight and i'm not gonna say how because that's how you get sued so this is all alleged um

the MacBook brick hitting me so hard in the head that it broke the MacBook brick. See, that is like not even okay. Like imagine a MacBook brick coming flying across the room and hitting you so hard in the head that it breaks the brick and not your head. Yeah, you must have a skull of steel. I think I do. Maybe that's why I like getting like hit. Or maybe the MacBook structure is why I like getting hit. Yeah, honestly, that like...

Head trauma is probably the reason you like getting hit. And there's a lot of shit going on up here for real. There were like funnier ones though. And I can't remember. You were told a really good one. I'm trying to think. I told a story. I remember like we never had a car. And like I remember my mom like borrowed a car from somebody one time. And the brakes didn't work.

So you have to get out at every stoplight and like, I don't know what she was doing. Like, I think she had to like use the emergency brake to actually stop the car. But if it was red, she didn't care. Like she's going. And I like think about like me and my sister, like just in the car and it's just rolling through the lights. And like how, when you get somewhere, how does that work? I guess emergency brake, right? I don't know. Yeah, that'd work. A lot of it. It's hard. Cause mine, like I was with my grandparents since like from nine on. So like some of it, I don't even really remember, but Tori will tell stories like,

And I'm like, oh my God, I forgot. Yeah. Anything I can think of is just like super dark and we probably shouldn't get into it. I know. Well, that's hard too. Cause like I tell him now and I'm like, he, that's so funny. And everyone's like, um, I don't think that's funny. And that's such a bad problem with me. Like whenever I tell a story about my childhood, literally at all, everyone's like, oh, I learned that early on. That's why I, that's why I'm so like adamant about telling stories in our group now because I didn't get to tell them ever. I told like three stories when I got with my grandparents and I realized that it was like,

People didn't like that. And I was like, okay, maybe better not. Better not. I don't think we've told this story on the podcast before, but the Vegas thing. One time, Tana and I were staying in a hotel room together in Vegas. There was like a living room and a bedroom. And I was the first to get home. So I was sleeping in the bed. This was my boyfriend. I'm not that much of a whore. So she, at the time, or she like pulled out the little futon in the living room. Okay. So kindly. Okay.

And the way that the door was, it was like a glass door. It was like a foggy glass door. So you couldn't actually see through it. But like you turned the flashlight on on your phone and it was dark in there. So she was doing like shadow puppets on the ceiling, but it was just her sucking dick.

and it was like i couldn't see it i couldn't physically see her but since she'd put her flashlight on it was like like it was projected onto the ceiling monster penis so it really well first of all with the shadow puppet it was fucking 10 feet long okay but i was just laying in bed like oh my god do i like do i make movement like she like do i tell her but it was like it was just a shadow

But just really crazy. I thought you were going to tell a different story where me, you, and Chris Miles one time all watched. Yeah, but we learned our lesson about telling that story. Well, I was just going to say that we all watched porn together in a Miami hotel room. Okay, but that was like, it wasn't just regular porn. It wasn't like to get us like horny, okay? It was like very unique porn that we were like curious about. Can I tell a story? Absolutely. So I was in Vegas with two of my buddies to go see like a concert for somebody.

And you know what our when we were young is or something like that. It's like some emo. Oh, when we were young. Yeah. And it got canceled and we didn't know what was going on. So we were going to go see something else. And but we went to this club. It was like emo night in Vegas. And I'm terrifying. My buddy ended up talking to this girl. It's like 3 a.m. They go back to our hotel room and our hotel room is like just two queen sized beds. The bathroom is like a sliding barn door. My one buddy's passed out on one.

I'm going to sleep on the other. And he's like, oh, I'm going to go to this girl's hotel room. It's like a half mile walk. It's 3 a.m. at this point. I'm like, okay, fuck it. I'm going to sleep. Wake up at 5. I'm like, oh, he's back. Oh, he has somebody with him. I don't know how that's going to happen, but they go to the bar, the bathroom, and they do their shit. I'm like turning the AC on and off so I can't fucking hear anything. Oh, that's kind. Wait. Oh. But he talks to me in the morning after. Apparently...

She asked him to close his eyes just randomly at one point. He was like, okay, that's weird. And he glanced down. She took her teeth out. She's like 22, by the way. He said it was the best thing he's ever had in his life. Oh, so she gave a toothless head. I bet that's amazing. Remember, Trevi would always say toothless, gagless, throat fuck. That's the vibe that you want to give. So I bet it's probably the best blowjob you've ever had. Oh, he said it was amazing. I have dentures tomorrow. Okay, wait, wait.

Low key my sister has dentures by accident Well because of her like she got in a bad car accident And like shattered the bottom half of her face So she lost her teeth and she can't get new ones yet So they just like she can just take them out And do that too

It's crazy because I can think of the caliber of men that would be like so into that. And it's like more so my type. Yeah, I don't know. The caliber of men that would be like, do not do that. But that's crazy. But did she think he wasn't going to notice? I don't know. That's how I feel right now taking in and out of my Invisalign. Yeah. I'm like, hold on a second. Should we get dentures? Maybe. Do you know that I was talking to this guy and a while ago.

And I asked him how he lost his virginity. And he told me like this just reminded me of that, that he was in a hotel room with two clean beds with his mom and brought his girlfriend. And his mom was like awake. And he just like went in the bath and was like, we're going to shower and fucked his girlfriend like in the shower. Like one, like,

away from his like awake mom like reading a book oh my god I would never I would never like people have stories of like their parents being home even I wouldn't have done I was like so scared when I was younger even now I just think that's fucking weird I don't think that's really weird too but I guess when you're young I guess they're just like they just want to make it happen that's fair yeah so Mari saw me have sex you saw your family yeah

Imagine Amari with like pom-poms cheering you on. I really also imagine Amari. I know, he puts up like a card like 10 out of 10. Yeah, he remembers more than I do, but I think it was a good time on all ends and everything's good. Well, that's good. At least you're getting some, except we are...

You are practicing celibacy now. Yes. And maybe not necessarily celibacy, just not feral behavior. Moving with intent, moving with thought. Okay, yeah. Quitting cold turkey isn't reasonable. Anything, really. You know what I mean? Like a sip of beer so I'm not fucking dying, trembling, shaking. All right. Going out in LA, surrounding myself with people who do bad things, making... And just being around like enabling behavior as well. People who enable bad behavior. I think that I'm really...

actively choosing who I'm surrounding myself with right now and if it's not people that are gonna like make me better I just know I can't be around them and eventually I can like when I did 75 hard I was spending so much time around people like drink this do this let's go out and I was like no no no no but I think yeah I feel the first like week of it is so or like two weeks of it is so like I found out really quickly because it was like I was just for a second I was like you know what I'm just gonna try not drinking for a little and like

Maybe it's just because people don't know in the beginning how serious you are about it. So they're just like, oh, shut up. Like fucking take a drink or whatever. But it's like, I want to be like, okay, fine. Yeah. And I'm like, God, I, I'm, well, I'm so easily persuaded too. Well, and just seeing people like,

when you so heavily associate that with having so much fun, you have the mindset of like, oh my God, they're having so much fun and I'm not right now. Should I join them and have so much fun? And then eventually when you kind of get out of that headspace and you're like, wait, that life isn't fun. Yeah. And being healthy is fun. Being up early is fun. Being your best self is fun. Working hard is fun. Like having wholesome fun that you remember and don't make awful decisions is fun. Then it's like, you can see that clearly. But I think

in the first couple weeks that's why I was like sending myself to Malibu and Chick-fil-A like I know that I'm never gonna like embark on this journey unless I like get the fuck away from yeah you had to get the ball rolling first yeah now I'm going to London tomorrow oh that's exciting every single time I start a sobriety journey I have a flight that day and for anyone who has ever tried to go sober I just think airports make it so much harder

Like because what do you do when you get to the airport? Well that's not actually what everybody does. It's just what you do. That's fair. But not just me. Me and everyone I know. You know. That's true. But I got it from like I got it from our group. From you. Um.

You go to the bar An international flight You want to drink wine To like fall asleep Yeah that's true But take three Benadryl And call it a day Oh absolutely And that's That is the goal And the plan It's just so weird Every single time I've ever started A sobriety journey I have a flight that day And it like makes it Ten times harder Yeah it is like A bad coincidence Like argh

But it definitely also tests your like Like if I can do it at this airport I can do it at a dinner If I can do it at this airport I can do it Yeah and this will be fun It's just you and Paige going So I feel like it's not gonna be You're not gonna be like super tempted Can I say something that's gonna offend a lot of people? Well sure That's the new intro And let me preface this okay Maybe I just haven't been shown what there is to love And that's

I'm also from America and I'm terrible. But I hate London. Really? So fucking much. Oh, that's sad. I wanted to. Well, I've never been, but I wanted to like it. Why is the sky always gray? Oh, me. That's so me. I love that. British people hate.

American people so much Or at least me I'm like same here And I get it I'm like blonde I'm like Like I'm so American I'm so LA I'm so like I could see why A British person would hate me But it would get to the point When I would be in London For long periods of time That I would like Perfect my British accent So that I could go out And people would treat me Like nicer Than they would treat me If I didn't have one Yes fake accent But like they hate Like

You could literally be like, can I get a coffee? And they're like, here's your coffee. It's so amazing. I could be like, can I get a coffee? And they're like, hold on. Like, it's like, how crazy. Like, they just like fucking hate Americans so much. Why is the food? And I don't, I know that American food is filled with MSG and terrible things and you become accustomed to it and you like it. But like the food in Italy is amazing. The food in Italy.

The food in anywhere else in Europe is amazing. The food in Ireland is amazing. The food is amazing in Australia. I've never had a meal in London that did not give me bubble gut surprise, but also simultaneously tasted like cardboard, like a birthday card. The McDonald's is fucking bad. Yeah, if it's going to make you shit yourself, it needs to be good. The McDonald's is bad. Why is the McDonald's there bad?

Now that I don't even believe McDonald's could never be bad And why is the airport Giving Fort Knox Pentagon Like level security Oh Do you know that there was a day in my life

When I was on tour I was probably like 18 or 19 years old And when you're flying around the world on tour You're bringing merchandise with you right And This might be a bit of an illegal thing to say But it's true Um You have to have separate licenses In every country Um

in order to bring and sell something there which is so weird if you think like in the concept of touring it's like I can't bring my merch to my show and sell it like yeah I guess that is really weird and the venues are like painfully down to sell it they don't want to see your license they don't want to whatever but so when you go through the customs you're trained like before you go on tour and this is for all touring artists as well so I'm I'm just saying like

This isn't something that I was just taught or I just made up. Like every touring artist does this for the most part, unless I guess you're like Taylor Swift, you know? But like any lower level touring anyone, you get to the customs and they ask you, are you here for business or pleasure? And you say pleasure. Because otherwise, if you say business, you're going to be questioned for like 12 hours. And then they ask you,

If they ask you about the merchandise that you're bringing, you say you're going to be giving it out. You're going to be giving it away. Not selling it. Not selling it. And so they briefed our entire tour staff on this for our international tour. And we board this plane to London and we land. And I land in London. I will never fucking forget this. At like probably 10 a.m. And my show was like...

I think it was probably 9 a.m. And my show was that night, like at like 10 or 11 p.m. or something like that. And we get there and we all get through customs. And I'm not going to say this guy's name, but I wish I fucking could because I just I will never fuck. And he was just such a fucking idiot. Like who hired him? He he got fired after this. Not by me, by the touring company, by the touring company. And he'd already been briefed and he gets up to customs and he's holding all these shirts that we're going to sell. And they go.

And keep in mind, we all just went through. Are you here for business or pleasure? Pleasure, pleasure, pleasure, pleasure. We're clearly a group. And he says he's going to sell it. Are you here for business or pleasure? Business. What are you going to do with these shirts? They're merchandise. This is my touring artist. They take us all to the London Airport Jail. The London Airport Jail. I don't know if anyone's ever been to the London Airport Jail.

It is not a travel destination. It is like 30 cots, 30 green little cots in like a room. And they take your phones. They take all your stuff and they sit you on these cots. It's freezing fucking cold. And it was like me, Ashley, Jordan. I don't even know who else was there. And we're laying on these cots, like just shivering. There's no food.

there's one bathroom in the middle of the room i kid you not like from where you're sitting to like me that's just like one little door and like everyone has to use it and keep in mind all of the other people in this airport jail are there for like drug trafficking or they're there for like doing something terrible on a plane or they're there for doing something like so fucking awful and i'm just like i have a show tonight i just need to sell my shirts like i don't even know hadn't slept the whole flight like flu sitting up was just like i'm gonna take a nap

today in my hotel room and then I'm gonna do my show whatever so I'm gonna ball on this airport cot for like seven hours just shivering shaking back and forth I remember at one point they brought me goldfish and not even goldfish British goldfish which are awful they

They can't even fuck with Like they can't make goldfish right They don't feed you They don't feed you And then So they're bringing all of us One by one Into these questioning rooms Interrogating the shit Out of me For like ten I would have been fucked Because I'm so bad at lying I would have been like Well no I wasn't even lying At that point I was just like Listen I have a show tonight And we're trying to sell these shirts Like can you take the shirts Like I'll just have no merch Like just let me make it to my show Like I need to get to my show Yeah And they're questioning all of us They're questioning like Ashley She obviously doesn't know shit About why she's fucking here She's tagging along with me to London Like

putting everyone in a room whatever we ended up getting the permit like expedited within those hours and i got to my show as the doors open and had to do it like in my airport outfit like disheveled and whatever but it's like i have so many memories like that story to tell that's fair i did tell that story actually on stage that night but i just have so many weird memories like that yeah just bad taste in your mouth for london and the airport maybe you'll uh change your mind this time maybe you'll have a really good london meal

And yeah, and just hopefully people will be nice and it'll be fun. I get so fired up. I don't want to go, but I'm excited for what I'm doing out there. So I have to go.

Yeah, I think it'll be fun. It'll be exciting. And it's a good opportunity to get away from the temptations of L.A. again. I agree. The less time I can spend in the city is probably a slay. Trevi nodding off camera. Trevi, I think, is going with me. Trevi is my new sponsor. You do need a sponsor. Like, I want to see, like, low-key a baby. You know how I had to have a babysitter for a while? Yeah. I think I'm at that point because everyone just knows I'm on the brink. That's how I was. I needed somebody constantly. Yeah.

We shot that podcast episode last week where I actively chose to make the first half an open conversation about some people dating. Oops. And...

I said it on the podcast too. I was like, I hate that I'm wearing no makeup because I know that Mod Sun and whoever else is, you know, this is about is going to see this. And now I'm doing it again. Like you could have put a lash on Tana. You could have put a fucking lash on because you know, it's in the fucking group chat and you know, his friends are like, she looks beat anyway. Like, Oh my God. Like,

But just like put the fucking lash on at least, you know, at least just go down better than this. But you know that if someone wrongs me or comes at me incorrectly or a breakup or even a friendship thing, I I will sit down and take the time to open my notes app and write an MLA formatted essay as my response to a person.

And I had never really met my match at someone who does that until Mond. I mean, he's a writer at heart. He's a musician. He's a writer. That's what he does, you know. So the podcast last week had been up for three and a half hours. And I received a text so big you have to click it to open it. And I do that to others, you know. So I understand that that may be my karma, if you will.

And in the text, he said, and I quote, I'm sure this will end up on next week's episode. LOL. You know, what's really funny, too, is he's like this whole text is huge. As you can see, it's it's fucking gigantic. He started the text off by saying, sent your video by multiple people. Just watched. Loved it. Like saying loved it. Loved it.

And then obviously going into why he hated it. And then sent 48,000 lies and gaslighting statements that really have me beside myself. He actually, I will give it to him, gaslit me so hard that I read that text and almost was like, am I wrong? I will give it to him. Like, that's one thing he is very, very good at is words and words.

The ability to make someone question if they are wrong. And what a talent I've been wrong before. I met my match in that regard, you know? And so I'm actually about to spend this entire flight to London tomorrow. Drafting your response, drafting a response that purposefully will be double the size of his good and just breaking it all apart. Do you know that I actually started, I've never done this before, by the way. Um,

Every time I send one of these long ass texts, I send them to the group chat. Like everyone loves to read because I really go out of my way. Like I will sit there on a thesaurus and be like synonyms for lying, synonyms for, you know, synonyms for mad. Like I will make sure that it is like absolutely like a college would accept it. Like that's just so I always send them to the group chat because people like love them. And the last time I did it, it was because.

It was actually a work-related thing. Like, someone that we were working with was just, like, very, very wrong and mistreating Paige. And so I went out of my way to send them a novella series as to why that's... Not okay. Not okay. Amari was making a joke, like, that for the bullet points that you're sending in this series, it would be so funny if you, like, included photos and screenshots and timestamps. And so I've actually already started this. Oh, you're insane. Along with my response back to him, I am going... Because...

It is so clear that he has things a bit jumbled up timeline wise. Okay, you should literally draw it. I've already started. I am making a actual timeline, like a timeline of dates and times with graphics and screenshots that support my evidence. You are because you're not about to go. You're not about to come at me like so hard like that. I understand that it's a frustrating thing to have someone podcast about you.

And, you know, he's talking about that. He's like, you've you made a video about me before and you made another video about me again. This is now countless videos where you've made it about me and I have no room to tell my story, et cetera. First of all, you know what they say? Fool me once, fool me twice. Yes. You knew after the first time that that was a possibility. If you were going to do something shitty. Absolutely. And I read that. And for a second, I'm like, damn, he has he might have a point here. And then I go, karma. So true.

You wrote an album called Internet Killed the Rockstar and confirmed to me that I am internet. I'm sorry that we tell our stories differently or that you maybe don't like what I said, but like. Yeah, so what if you, maybe you had to call in it and if it were a song, he would accept it. Yeah, like I'm sorry there was no melody and chorus to the way you fucked me over. Suck a dick. No, you.

I'll get fired up if I keep talking about it. But I decided. I think like definitely, of course, there's like times where both of you are wrong in this situation. But I think his definitely outweigh you in this particular scenario. I agree fully. He also just DM'd you on TikTok, which is really fucking. I think it was a genuine accident. It was like one of those. I'm sure you do, Brooke. It was one of those like send a wave.

Three waves though When you send a wave It sends one wave No it doesn't It sends three Because I've accidentally Done it to people And I'm like Oh my god How do I write this wrong It's just really hard For me to look at it Like an accident But I'm sure it was Listen No Mindy here He can't get mad at you For sharing your truth online Holy fuck

That's a big boy right there. Holy fuck. I hope you guys know that every single time we shoot with this fucking door open, so many bugs come into this room and they gravitate towards the ceiling because the lights are all facing towards the ceiling. And my biggest fear on this planet is bugs. We shot last week's episode, I shit you not, with 35 motherfucking bees in here. Like I had a honey farm and a beekeeper suit on. And Aaron's like, face your fears. Face your fears. Face your fears. What?

And I just hope you guys know that we love you so much that we are willing to shoot

In the ant farm and helicopter pad for you. Yo, what's going on out there? Oh my God, why does it sound like it's in the yard? So I have the genius idea though that once I draft my response, how fun would it be if we got all dressed up in gowns and read his text to me and my text back as spoken word. Wait, amazing. I thought you were going to say like showed up to his house and read it to him like served him. No, I'm sure. What happened?

Could you imagine? What if you had him like had somebody serve him like you were like divorcing him? But like instead it's just a timeline. Like literally. That's probably Avril's doing right now. So. Do you have any topics in your life that you'd like to discuss?

But I have one that I want to bring up because you have been, and I think a lot of people are going to agree with you in the comments. And I just want to preface this by saying like morals are a thing and she's dope for that. And I know you're all going to be like, bro, I'm so proud of you for not settling for what you don't want. But I just want to discuss that from my perspective, this is,

Has been The most painful thing To watch you do Ever It breaks me It shatters me It shatters me Oh Fucking You are so drama I really am I didn't have to do all that But it was fun At all

And here's the thing dude If you wouldn't fuck Like a crackhead off Hollywood Boulevard Because you like Liked his personality I wouldn't be so mad at this You know Yeah I think that's the issue Is I've shown that like My standards are pretty Non-existent in other areas And then this is the one standard That you have decided to put The all hail solid gold Gavel in the courtroom down on No I won't do this And I think it's so crazy So

Brooke went out to the club the other night And this guy that a lot of us know A billionaire or a multi-multi-millionaire? I don't know He has a lot of money So, so much money

Brooke goes out to the club the other night and he's like buying signs that say her name. He ends up, they're leaving the club and he spends what? $3,000? Yeah, he bought all the flowers. You know how they walk around with the flowers outside? He bought them all and he said, go home, have a good night. $3,000 in flowers. It was stacked up taller than her. If you stacked every single bouquet of flowers on its side, it was taller than Brooke. It would take up like three kitchen islands. Such a sweetie. The amount of roses. So he's just actively pursuing Brooke and...

He's so nice. Like, and I actually like him. Like, I spent that night with him. Like, you know, we were just talking and stuff. Such a good personality. So nice. But like, I have a non-negotiable problem with like him. Yeah.

Which is? He's too flashy. Like, he literally is so obnoxiously flashy. And I know that's so dumb. It's like, okay, if you have money, you can spend it however you want. But, like, that's my biggest ick is, like, extreme displays of wealth that, like, you wouldn't have if nobody saw them. But you'll post on, like, a jet home. Yeah, but that's funny. It's like, ha-ha, like, Lord and everybody knows that I'm not paying for that jet home. Okay? Thanks, Mom. I just don't like, like...

like she's like 17 Cartier bracelets on your like it just is tacky to me I don't know why I understand but I guess it's like we're so willing to rebrand or you know push men in different directions for so many things don't you think you could date him and say take off the bracelets and he'd listen I actually did I told him the first day I met him I was like that is so obnoxious I was kind of mean I literally was like you have to take those bracelets off it's embarrassing he

Next day he showed up, no bracelets. It's that simple. So then I'm at dinner with you and we had just shot a podcast and we're like sitting down, we're eating at dinner and I start getting blown up from some third party, what's the word, middlemen, mediators, texting me saying, hey, this guy, let's call him Bob. Bob wants to take- Why do I get Bob? I was thinking about Bob Saget and how he's dead and it makes me sad. Oh, rest in peace.

Edgar. Edgar. Edgar texts me. So much worse than Bob, whatever. Edgar is text, like having someone else text me. Would Brooke rather go on a date with me? Horseback riding in Malibu. That's date option one. What? Date option two. Would she rather take my helicopter to Catalina Island and go shopping for the day and have a great day?

Date option three. I know she wants me to be more low key. He's, he's. Well, if he knows that one, then why is he offering a helicopter? Get on the motherfucking helicopter. Go somewhere. What the fuck?

And then the third option is just like a fucking stupid picnic on the beach. I don't even want to fucking talk about it anymore. I respect him for giving me two out of three options that are like reasonable dates. It's just like I have already been so I honestly was on it. I told him I was like, I, to be honest, like that's just not really my vibe. Like that's not what I'm into. And then he offers a helicopter date. I'm like, you're not getting it. But maybe you're not getting it.

Have we ever thought about that? And here's the thing. If he's some awful piece of shit. No, he's so fucking nice. But here's the thing. This goes back to what I was kind of talking about last week where it's almost like I know it's a major, major problem that I have. But it's like I will always find something wrong with the guy who's like genuinely interested in me.

And that's so dumb. And I know it. And I'm like looking at it as an outsider. I'm like, you are an idiot. There's nothing wrong with this man. But I can't watch. I don't know. It's like a mental thing. But it's just like, get on the fucking helicopter, please. And it's like, why? If you're not gonna like, can I? I told you you could. I just like.

It's not like I Lord knows how I take a breakup So if I see something in somebody right away That I know I'm not going to tolerate long term I'm not wasting my time on a date The security at like Walmart Could tell you have a nice day And you'd blow him Why can't you do that with the helicopter guy He's probably funny he would probably make a good father He probably doesn't He doesn't fucking post Fucking doing this outside a jet Like it's just not my vibe

but listen he's good he's gonna be amazing for somebody one of you guys it's like i'll take it i don't know who knows i could change my mind i could go on a date with him and like it could be amazing but like just i just think this could be really good i love listen i love money okay i let that be known i love money and i would love to be with a man with money but there's such a huge difference to me that with like

in like somebody who is like that where it's like everybody needs to know how much money I have I need to like flaunt it so much I need to wear a million bracelets I need to drive a g-wagon I need to buy Justin Bieber's house and like somebody who has a lot of money and is quiet about it I agree with that and I obviously fully like you know it's hypocritical of me because obviously a lot of my job that I've now looped everyone into is kind of but that's like displaying things but I guess if my job wasn't

like an influencer. Yeah.

And I just made money. This is just a regular individual. Yeah, and I just made a bunch of money. I wouldn't even have an Instagram. So I understand the like, I definitely gravitate more towards a man who does not feel the need to display his wealth for society's approval. However, I think that's such an easy thing to change. It isn't. No, it isn't. Because it's like, that's what I know that person cares about. Like, I know that person cares so much about showing people how much money they have. And that's a major character flaw. But like, have you...

Have we've talked about the tinks fatal flaw theory, right? Obviously on this. Have we? And that, yeah, well, no, we haven't. But basically the concept is like you find a fatal flaw in somebody. And if you can like look past it, like everyone, essentially everyone has a fatal flaw. Like all your best friends have.

You don't have that one thing that you hate that you wish you could change, but you can't change everything about a person, you know? And you have to decide in the beginning whether it's acceptable to you or not. And if you just, once you decide it's acceptable, you can never say anything about it again. But I have decided that is not acceptable. But, but listen, I did go on another date this week. I went on another date this week also with a very, very rich person who would wear, you know, a t-shirt and converse and call it a day. So that's my vibe. I still am going for the money.

You know, as long as you're still going for the money. No, I'm not. If you need me to build a bear, the other man. I want someone with money. Like if you need me to help you build a bear, the other man into wearing a Steve Jobs fit and delete his Instagram. I would love to do so. You can build a bear him into your boyfriend. Build a boyfriend. Oh, that's like a good concept. I don't know where I could go with that.

Build a bitch is a thing. What was that Bella Porch's song? Yeah. It's a good song. She's late. Does she make music still? I don't know, but she really ate. I love that. Should we discuss some pop culture now that we've ruined our lives a little? And I, God, I hope he doesn't see this because he's such a fucking nice guy. He's so nice and I love you. I am so excited to tell you about the topic that I have at hand. It's actually the only thing that made me feel like we have a podcast today. Like it's the, I just, I can't get over it. Erin, I'm going to send you a video.

So there's this girl who blew up on TikTok and her name is Pinky Doll. Oh my God. Is this your live you were doing last night? It was so funny. I was cracking up. Her name is Pinky Doll and she does what I believe is classified as, and I can't think of another word other than fetish. So I'm sorry in advance, but like NPC, like fetish content. What's NPC?

like non-playable character people call people npcs when they say like like you know in the video game when you're like a character and then like all the characters that just like no one's playing them it's just like whatever like have you ever like been in a restaurant and everyone looks like they're just like placed there like this this happens to me a lot because i smoke a lot of weed but you're just like everyone here is a fucking npc or you'll be like that person i just met was a fucking npc yeah yeah but npc fetishing is kind of like

into that and people fetishize it, like acting like a robot almost, acting like whatever. And so she started doing these TikToks, these TikTok lives, and they went immensely, immensely viral, especially on Twitter because Twitter was like, what the fuck is this bitch doing? Like, blah, blah, blah, like blowing up, you know? And these are the lives. I'm going to have him play this for you right now. This is a clip of what it is. Hello.

Grab, grab, grab, grab. Mmm, coconut's so good. Grab, grab, grab, grab, balloon.

Notice how she's also popping popcorn with a flat iron. Ice cream so good. I love when she did that. Oh, thank you, BC. You got me feeling like a queen, huh? Thank you, Shelby. Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire. Ooh, gang gang. Gang gang. Ice cream so good. That's my favorite part. I love gang gang. No, can we please? Can we please? Thank you, Lili. We're going to get there. We're going to get there. Meow, meow.

that was so good coconut pad amazing okay i feel like i think i've seen the vision oh thank you chris and you know what's crazy just like a complete side note i've watched her on live like in my own bed no one around for like 45 minutes like for some reason i can't look away dude i get that i have this disabled cat that i watch on live and all i'm dead fucking serious dude he just lays there

And I will watch them for an hour at a time. So I am just fully, I am fully into this without even knowing why. Like, I'm just like this crazy. Chris Miles originally sent this to me. It's probably like ASMR where it's just like weirdly like satisfying. Right. No, right. So then I start seeing all these TikToks about it as it's going viral. The reason why she's saying those things like, mmm,

ice cream so good is because people are gifting her on TikTok live. And so when people spend money on gifts on you on TikTok live, like essentially you can go live and people can click these little emoticons to give you like gifts, which are like animated things that pop up on the screen. And essentially they cost like 99 cents. And then you make like 45 cents of that, like of the gifts. Do you know what I mean? So every time she's receiving a gift, she's responding with like an NPC fetishized, um,

Approval or reward Or thank you of it You know so the Mmm ice cream So good they gift her An ice cream You know like all of those Are that I'm doing it after this And so Come to find out She is making On average Like six to eight Thousand dollars a live And she's doing Like three a day So she's And she's like 19 She could buy a helicopter And then she's on her TikTok

Not being fully normal, but like pretty like nothing like that. Like, do you know what I mean? Like she's like, I want to talk to Cardi B like Cardi B was in my life. Like it's like more normal shit. And it's like, I don't give a fuck if everyone in the world thinks I'm a fucking NPC. If I'm making 24 grand a day, what is that? Yeah, absolutely not. And that's not minimum. That's like without 24 times 30.

that's 720 000 a month am i correct i don't know your calculator knows better than me

Yeah, but she's apparently been doing this and making a lot of money, not that much, until she went viral. So, like, yesterday, Timbaland, like, the singer or whatever, was, like, the number one gifter in her live for hours. Oh, my God, how fun. Like, now there's, like, 40,000 people in her live. So now I'm assuming she's making, like... Even more? Even, like, double that. You know what I mean? God, how fun. She's cashing the... So now my whole TikTok For You page, every live, is other people doing this. Trisha Paytas was doing it all day today. Like, everyone's doing this. And so...

I'm going to send you a video of me, Erin. Erin, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm not kidding. You did not do this. No, Erin, just look. It's so funny. We're going to get into it in a second. I was crying. I love when people do this to you. I will never, never hate on a bitch in her bag. So if you see me on live later today going, gang, gang, gang, gang, ice cream, so good. Mind your fucking business.

gang gang gang gang bro so good wow that's pretty good okay you get the point right hot dog so hot dog so good so i'm also one thing about me is when i find out how much money someone is making doing some outlandish shit obviously not like some illegal shit but i mean like something like that you'll dabble you know i'm gonna i need to know for myself in two minutes

I made $2,700. Go live right now. In two minutes doing that. Oh my God. Like normally the gifts come in like so...

Like slower, you know, like they come in slower because people are just gifting because they love you. And they're like, oh, my God, thank you, Lacey, for the heart. But everyone like wants to see you do that. So they're just gifting, gifting, gifting, gifting. Like what? I mean, that is $2,700 in two minutes. Oh, my God. I wonder if there's like little kids who are like running up their parents card that don't know about it. You know how everybody did that on what's it called? Like Fruit Ninja or whatever. Absolutely. But it's like imagine I did that for an hour.

Do it for an hour. What's 2,700 times 60? Now, who do you think you're asking? It's $162,000. If I did that for one hour, I would have made $162,000. Coconut. So good. Wow. Like...

anyone hating on this at all like i don't understand i think it's gonna become oversaturated pretty soon here so you better really jump on the boat but maybe it's just about the way you do it because i've seen so many i was gifting to people like because the way that they do it like everyone like puts their own like touch on it okay and it's like maybe you need to add a new element like a like a cool outfit i saw this girl doing it with her boyfriend and it was so funny because she's like so good and then he'd be like so good like he was like ad-libbing her and i was like

I think I've spent the entire $2,700 on paying other people to do it because I'm like so...

Amazed by this being like a real thing in the new way that people in the industry are making money. I love that. Like, we just don't know. Like, like, for example, a month ago, if you told explain that to somebody, they'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? I wonder like how many things are being thought of right now. Like in a month, we're going to be like, what the fuck is this? It's because even when Chris originally sent me that girl, I was like, oh, she's off her rocker. That's crazy. And then come to find out she is on her rocker. Right on that rocker. And the rocker solid gold. Like,

Like, I can't even believe that's a real thing. And I'm just so happy we got to talk about that. I would have made $162,000. I think I'm gonna have to do it later. I think you're gonna have to go live again, sister. Absolutely. Um, let's see what else. That would put a Victorian child in a coma. Yeah, it would. Yes, it would. 100%. The Island Boys can't stop kissing. I did see that.

Why were they making out? And why is that not the only set of twins that I've seen make out? I know that I just went on an entire tangent about getting your bag. But that is where I draw the line. Why? Why are they kissing?

I guess like here's the only thing I will say about it. No, but apparently it gets worse before you say something that's going to defend them. You're right. I'm not defending this to be clear. It apparently gets worse on other websites.

Like that one website, you know, keeps my lights on. But you're joking, right? That's a joke. That's not a joke. So the only thing I will say is like since they are genetically identical, it's like pretty much the same as like kissing your own arm.

Get seek help you're right I'm so confused no you're right that's not it's weird it's weird don't this set me into this I a conversation I was I think was also with Chris it's literally terrible but you know it actually was with Ryan you could just say your friend oh yeah that's so true this conversation with my pal where it's like I would fuck a clone of me would you fuck a clone of yourself

Just to find out what it was like maybe. But I would want to do it with like.

I wouldn't want to be in my own body when I did it. Like, no, I'd want to be in my own body and like a Tana clone shows up and we just fuck. Like, that'd be so fun. But I would never fuck my, like, I just don't. Yeah, that's the problem is like there's a personality there. That's weird. Yeah, and that's someone that you, also I was differentiating the fact that a clone would just show up and like leave. Like, they grew up together. Yeah, well, a clone would have your same personality too, right? I'm confused. Like, this is the same

But the same way I feel about fighting my clone, actually, I didn't even think about the personality. Have you heard stories about like twins hooking up with a guy together? I think that's fucking weird, too. Yes. Like those two twins that were married to Hugh Hefner are Crystal and something. Yeah. They both dated Hugh Hefner at the same time for like a really long time. And I remember even just being like 15. But did they ever like hook up with him at the same time? I don't know. I know they went on some documentary and they told me.

Everything but I We should have Holly Madison on I want to have Holly Madison on So bad Her life story is my Absolute favorite ever She's my favorite human Love her Yeah no She watches the whole Conversation before this She's like yeah Nope Probably not Probably not her vibes No she's really honest I think she would Come on Yeah I'd probably Fuck me honestly Looks off But just

And it's like I supported the Island Boys up until this. Like that whole thing. That's where you went wrong. Well, the whole thing of them like walking off impulsive and shit I did think was weird. I was like be less of a bitch like whatever blah blah blah.

But like we do support. But I was like, OK, they have all these tattoos and they're weird looking and people always hate on people like that. And sometimes there is a market to capitalize off of that and like be yourself and you want to be that. And that's cool. But sometimes judgment is right. Sometimes. And it's OK. I have quickly learned that the public was correct for judging them. I.

And you just know that it's one of those things where they're getting all this attention right now. So they're feeding into it. But like in 10 years, you're going to need a straight jacket for that. Yeah. You can't undo that. And if you don't need a straight jacket for that in 10 years, like that's even scarier. Dude, I have a major issue with that. I was actually meaning to ask you this today. Like, do you ever get scared?

That like we can't undo any of this. Like I was thinking about it on my little date. I was like, because he said like, not that he's scared of going on the podcast, but like, you know, everyone who goes out with us has to know it's a possibility. And like there are hundreds of hours of like footage of us just like saying the most outlandish things like we could never, ever erase that. I have had a couple.

about that in life, but it was more in like my story time days or like the first couple of times I got sued. Like now I just know like, like when you just know you're too deep, you're too deep. And what else can you do? I can't wake up one day and decide I want to be mysterious. Like, and what sucks, what I hate about it the most is like,

You know how like... You know when you really want to know what an ex is up to or what they're doing and what their life's like and like, you know, where they're at now? Yeah. Every person ever is going to have the opportunity to literally know exactly. Like I can't be mysterious at all. I can't hide anything. I never thought about it like that. Like, oh, what's Santa doing? That still? Like I was thinking about that in regard to my ex. Like I have no fucking idea what he's up to, but he knows exactly what I'm up to. Yeah.

I hate that. It is scary, but anyway, death to him. Wipe your tears with the dollar bill. Shut a, just kidding. Sorry. Terrible advice. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just in my, I've, I've accepted it and I'm here to work with you through that. And I guess true, but imagine a lot of people leave this space. Yeah. You know, that's why a lot of people like over time, they're like, fuck, I don't want to do that anymore. But,

I don't know. I have fun. Yeah. I don't know. I also don't. But imagine like Sophia Richie Grange. OK, imagine she has this big like rebrand blow up and then all of a sudden, you know, flash on TikTok. It's a video of her talking about burying a tampon on the beach. And I knew the tampon was going to get brought up into it because as soon as you said that, that was exactly what came to my mind was the tampon story. A lot of people in the comments agreed that it wasn't as serious as you thought it was. A lot of people in the comments need as much mental help as we do.

Yeah. Let's all go back. Cerebral. Yeah. So the Island Boys are. Yeah. God, the Internet is just like a crazy mess right now. Lena the plug and Adam 22. I don't. I saw like a little something on Twitter. What's going on? Adam and Lena do porn. Yes. They do it together. Sometimes they invite girls in. Adam hooks up with all of the girls that they invite in.

But shortly after they got married, they decided that it would be a fun endeavor to for Adam to finally let Lena fuck a guy as well. OK. For porn. It didn't go well. Adam is getting clowned on the Internet. Unlike anything I've ever seen. Oh, no. The memes are crazy.

Oh man, we're going to make it so she can never fuck another guy again. And I think that's definitely what has happened. I don't know. I have a lot of thoughts on this and I could get all like feminist, but it's like just so far gone. Well, that's kind of shitty. I don't know. I would, Lord knows, I guess it's different if that's your like job and your industry, but like I could never. He tweeted out when you needed a job done right, you call a professional.

Oh my god, he tweeted that. And good for him. He like very much so has like jumped on the bandwagon of making fun of it as well. I think a lot of people have a lot of jokes about it as well because this man that came in to do the job done professionally, get the job done professionally, is quite famous for being heavily, heavily, heavily well endowed. Oh no.

Yeah, see, that's the thing. But then they bring him on for an interview, the guy who hit it, and he's saying like, yeah, I wouldn't let my wife do that. But like he just... And it's just like the memes just can't stop. It's crazy. I mean, what I will say... But the internet's so funny. I love that. Is it's kind of the same thing as the NPC thing where it's like, thank God Adam and Lena can just hopefully be...

I mean, everyone has so much to say that Adam's like just like smiling through the pain. But if they are as happy as they're like playing it off to be, they are laughing all the way to the bank. They probably made millions and millions. Yeah, they probably made so much money. And the more attention it gets, the more money they're going to make. So it's like whatever. Make the memes. They're crazy, though. They are crazy. Could you imagine yourself in a relationship where you like let someone let your husband fuck another girl?

I can't imagine myself in that relationship, weirdly. But no, not now. That was a bad joke. I was accidentally in one of those. That was my joke. Probably not, no. I'm not a threesome girl. I've never had a threesome because when I date a guy... I've never had a proper threesome either. I just can't...

I think it's gotta be even numbers Or more numbers Yeah she says she's never had a threesome Like oh I'm so innocent She's had a foursome A fivesome Okay but a foursome is so lit Because it's like everyone has something to do Yeah you do need like You're right even numbers are important Everyone has an activity Whereas a threesome It's like this interesting balance game You know where it's like What about a threesome and an iPad? There we go And then I can play Flappy Bird While he eats her out You know like You were already playing Flappy Bird Yeah

So stupid. So stupid. Do you guys want to come join? Have I ever talked about this on Canceled? My note for all the reasons that she cries? I think a little. I keep this master list on my phone of any reason or any time Lila tells me she cried and why. Okay, let's hear it. Okay. Are you having trouble reading? So much. Dropping out at 13 really does that to you. Yeah.

And all of these have parentheses, you know, where I like, Oh my God, I'm so excited. You guys are ready. This is my favorite list, but I haven't heard it like until like 15 blackouts ago. So my brain's like not working. Crying because Olivia is leaving LA in parentheses. Not that Olivia isn't amazing, but she met her at stagecoach this month and has only hung out with her twice since that. Like hysterically too. Like, like weeping. Like, like,

Call it a day. You met her literally last Friday. You've had catch take more times than last week than you've hung out with this girl. Cried because she witnessed Paige's parents being so sweet to her. They were. I mean, that's a good reason to cry. I have a family and I know. I completely understand that that is a sweet moment, but she was crying.

sobbing in the laurel hardware at a restaurant was embarrassing like scream crying in this restaurant and it's and a page's parents weren't like oh honey that's so nice they were terrified they were terrified oh okay well tana and her ninth personality showed up to dinner acting like she like sits with her teddy bears all night like with her okay okay okay okay okay okay okay

Cried at her own TikTok of her going to Malibu wine farms because it was so cute. Brooke was there and I honestly think, was it cute? It was cute. It was cute. You can change it. I did cry at my own TikTok too the other day. It was my vlog. I took my mom and Brooke and my two other best friends and it was a whole.

Crying because of how proud she is of Michaela Testa for releasing a clothing collab with White Fox. Honestly, that's a good reason. See, the problem is you're reading these and I'm like, these are all good reasons. I cried at your dizzy shoe. I cried when Tannibus, you know, never launched. People are like, why? I don't know. You can still get it. It's on Grassdoor. If anybody wants Tannibus, go ahead and get it. I'm kidding.

You met a dog at the dog park with your childhood dog's name and it wouldn't leave your side. I grew up with a golden retriever named Zoe and she died. And then this dog at the dog park came up and just sat next to me. She reincarnated. Balled my eyes out. And I was covered in chamoy because I went to the fruit stand. So imagine me covered in chamoy crying because Zoe wouldn't leave my side.

Was it a dog? No. It just was named Zoe. It was just a dog named Zoe. Or Doxian, whatever. Whatever that is. She ordered an Uber and it was a Toyota Highlander and broke down on the floor of the Mondrian Hotel on all fours because it was a Toyota Highlander. Okay, that was a genuine... Okay, y'all, first of all, I'm really tall. And second of all, I'm trans. And so...

So one, safety is an issue. If I get in a certain type of car that's a little small and literally the size of my left kneecap, I'm going to feel cramped and I'm going to get anxiety. So if it's not an Escalade ESV or a Suburban or Lincoln Navigator, the big kind. A Yukon. Oh, God, I love those. The new 2024 ones are crazy. The volume. Oh, God. Oh, you can turn up the volume in the back of the fucking car? Ah!

At the baby's birthday party that I took Lila to, the baby started crying when the cake came out. And Lila literally, word for word, in front of my entire family, goes, me when my car's not a Suburban. I go...

Time and place. I'm not kidding. Everyone was crying because this baby turns one. Apparently, that's an emotional thing. See, that's the thing. Everyone clowns me for crying all the time. Did you hear what she just fucking said? She said, everyone was crying when this baby turned one. Apparently, that's an emotional thing. You cried over Michaela Testa's White Fox collab. I'm proud of her, and she got richer. That's exciting. And also, the baby turning one, like, okay. She's not going to remember. Yeah.

I don't know. That's where I don't get it. I think point is, Lila is a crier. Well, I just wanted to have you guys on really just for like a fun little chitty chat. And I appreciate you sitting in on canceled. People always request particularly you two. Yeah. Always come in. Just I love it. Always love a good job. Love a good Pete covered. Walk home from a homeless man's.

What? Thank you guys so much for watching today's episode of Cancelled. I hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. And we will be back next week with hopefully the tea from London, the tea from Brooks, hopefully new billionaire boyfriend, and maybe some other special guests. We love you guys so much. Oh, you guys. Bye. Bye, you guys.