42: What Really Happened On Tana’s Birthday Trip | Ep 42
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Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Oh my god, I'm having a panty. I'm having a

I love when you say having a panty. I'm having a little bit of a little panty tacky because I know that today's episode is going to be hefty. It's hefty for sure. It's a hefty, hefty, hefty episode of the canceled podcast. But we are delivering what the people want and it is just Brooke and I again today hashing the discrepancies of our life in the pop culture world. This is so true. Wow, that was really good. Wow, thank you so much.

Today is Friday, so we just uploaded today's episode of Cancelled, which was last week's for everyone who has a brain. I don't know why I explained that like that. But usually we don't upload and film it on the same day. Yeah, we really don't. But the episode that we just uploaded today, I know that within the next week, by the time this one comes out, I will...

reap negative effects of that episode. And we had, she came over today solely so that we could sit and have a panic attack together while it uploaded. Not kidding. I was spiraling. I called her. I go, I'm coming just to sit. She goes, come to sit. Yeah. And we made everyone watch clips from us and like rate how bad it was one to 10. And it's like, it was so embarrassing. I'm like giving side eye. Like, was that okay? Was that like Brooke? It's already on the internet. Like thousands of people have seen it. And I know today's episode is going to be absolutely the same. We have some really crazy stories.

This is going to be a tough one. We just got back from Turks and Caicos. So fun. On my birthday trip. And we take a birthday trip every single year for my birthday at my birthday. And you did it at my birthday dinner. I can't do this. You did it at my birthday trip. And it was an amazing, amazing, amazing trip until some certain things happened on the very last night. And they made it to Reddit. Reddit.

And okay, I should just wait. I had a Reddit relapse if anyone's wondering, but I'm working through it. 12 step program. Yeah. And I understand why. I mean, but I'm going to, I think, wait to get into that to the end of the episode because I feel like it's going to kill my vibe for the rest of the episode. I also think we have a lot of fun things to talk about. So I think we should start with that. I 100% agree. Let's have some fun before we don't have fun. And that's kind of my whole life's motto, really. Where should we start? I want to start.

What? I know actually exactly what I want to start with because we're just talking about the last episode, you know what I mean, and everything that happened, right? Oh, man. Not even what you think I'm going to say, but I cut a story from the last episode or me starting to tell a story. I said, should I cut this?

And essentially in the last episode, you were talking about how you went on two dates with two guys in one day. Okay. And one of the guys we were choosing not to disclose his identity. And we were... Are you about to disclose the identity of my date? Yes, I'm about to air him the fuck out because I'm pissed. I'm fucking pissed. Okay. So you go on a date with one of these guys that I've also had a little rendezvous with and it's...

No T.W. Mindy. Trust me, we've got bigger fish to fry. We both like I didn't you know, I wasn't vibing with him. Like I'm very much friends with him. I was like she introduced me to him and said,

You should go on a date with him kind of thing. Thank you. Those were the words I was looking for. And so I was going to tell this hookup story that I had with the guy on the podcast because I thought it was like just a funny like transition, you know? And I was like, you know what? No, like he's going to come on the podcast. I'm going to wait. I'm going to respect him. I'm not going to tell our stupid fucking hookup story and why I never wanted to do it again. Blah, blah, blah.

And this man is Trevor Wallace. I'm just, we're just, I'm sorry. Thank you. Hi, Trevor. We love you. Sorry. We love you so much, Trevor. I had a great time. And the other day I wake up in my little house and I rise and shine and I look at my Instagram mentions and I see Howie Mandel mentioned you in their story. God, Howie. And I'm excited. I love me some Howie. You're like, oh my God, what did Howie

Howie say? Yeah, what did Howie say? Him mentioning YouTube, by the way, is crazy. Absolutely so crazy. I opened this thing and it's Trevor Wallace on Howie Mandel's podcast talking about how we fucking hooked up. What the fuck?

First of all, I never gave you permission to do that. Second of all, I just... And this is what I get for respecting men. And I've always said this. You know what I mean? This is what I get for protecting and or respecting men every single motherfucking time. I'm in such an era now where no one is getting my respect. We'll get into that later. Seriously, just try me, please. And he talked about it on Howie's podcast. And I could have had the breaking news. I think... I wish... Did you have the clip? Or do you even want to put it in or whatever? Because what was worse to me was like...

He didn't necessarily say it, but he, like, alluded to it to make it seem like he didn't want to say it kind of thing. Which is also, I hate, because then it leaves so much room for people's inference. Speculation. Like, people can be like, did they, like... Yeah, like, people can think we have, like, acrobatic sex. You know what I mean? I don't think anyone thinks Trevor Wallace is having acrobatic sex. No offense, Trevor, but you don't look flexible. Like, just... I hate that. Like...

Like at least if you're going to say it, say the whole truth and nothing but the truth in my opinion. And I've always said this. Like don't let people think I did something that I did at one. And two...

I'm mad he got the breaking news Three He was just like Yeah Like very like for the bros Very stiff socks Very mad episode Very frat boy Like yeah I hooked up with Jana Tell the story If you're gonna say You hooked up with me And now I have to tell the story Because of what you did And guys I'm not mad at Trevor I was messaging him yesterday We're gonna have him on We love him I had a great time Just for the record Cause I don't want him to be like What the fuck

You know, he's great, but I just have to tell our hookup story so that hopefully Howie Mandel sees it and I can vindicate. Just so how you can sleep at night knowing Howie knows. Howie, I need you to fucking know. Okay. So I went on Trevor's podcast a while ago on the on his little stiff socks shit.

And I went there and it was like super funny and fun And we kind of caught a vibe Like I was like It's not like we were like flirting the whole episode But like I left there kind of being like I changed my mind I would fuck him You know what I mean? I would hook up with him I would implore this like he's funny Whatever blah blah blah And so we start texting And a couple days go by And this is Halloween of last year

And I'm out at Nightingale, which I'm going to tonight. How full circle. So crazy that you would ever do that on purpose. Well, Kesha's performing. I have to go tonight. We are going to Nightingale. And so I'm out at Nightingale. Let me set the scene for you. Set the stage. I am drunk as fuck at a costume party. Which I know is so surprising for me. Seriously, guys, I don't mean to shock the audience so much. And I am wearing a corset.

underwear and bunny ears. Not chonies. Chonies and bunny ears. Chonies in the nightingale. And I get so drunk that I'm texting Trevor and he's like, come over. And he lives in Venice too, which is a journey. And you know me, I don't even like to Uber alone, let alone go to anyone's house in Venice. I haven't done that since. It's easier to get to Vegas than Venice. I couldn't absolutely agree more, but I'm drunk enough that I'm like, okay, maybe this man can fuck. Like I'm going to go. We're going to find out. Right. Okay. And so I get to his house.

in my bunny ears and my chonies and my fucking corset. And I walk in and he's in the middle of like moving, right? And this is the funniest thing that's absolutely ever happened to me in the entire history of showing up to a man's house and like what I saw in my opinion.

Like, I can't, I'll never, ever get over this. And so he's in the middle of moving. So the house is kind of like empty and like packed up, which I think makes what I'm about to tell you was still in the house so much worse. Like, I think if I were to see this with furniture, it would be more forgivable. Like maybe like camouflage. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And I walk in and the house is empty and he's like giving me a little tour, like offering me a drink, like typical shit. And we get there.

To the stairs. Trevor? Trevor, I love you so much, but I'm sorry this is real fucking life. And you had to go tell Howie Mandel, so I gotta say it. I'm shaking. We get to the stairs, and the only thing in this entire room is on the stairs. And it is one of those things.

for elderly people that you see in the life alert commercials where they sit on the stairs and they press the little handle and they go the only thing in this man's house is a life alert machine I'm like so do you do you live with your grandma yeah maybe maybe he had a grandma to support

Not a single grandma. Maybe it was like a quirky thing that came with the house. I assume he did not install it himself. Which would be so hard. But imagine touring a house and being like, that will be useful. Like, the first thing I'm going to say is, can we take this out? If I'm touring a house, let's be real. Second of all, I'm honestly talking so much shit, but I would love to have one. Well, that's...

How I learned of this story Was me just walking up Your three flights of stairs And going I almost threw up You have to get a lift I almost just threw up 100% So I You know I'm not really Shitting on it But that should kind of Be a moment where maybe You just don't even Go up the stairs You do turn around If you're in your chonies And the man has a lift Yeah Bunny ears I'm wearing bunny ears

wearing bunny ears staring at this life alert machine like what the fuck everybody's grandma would be disappointed what the fuck is going on so then obviously he got on the life alert machine and i fucked him on it we were just i'm just that's probably what he told howie mendel no and so i take the stairs with my feet which honestly i shouldn't have i should have sat my little ass down and press the remote and we get upstairs we're hanging out you know and

We are we decide to kind of Netflix and chill right okay for a typical frat boy move yes and obviously I went there knowing that was the yeah what was yeah you don't go anywhere in your Tony's do you know yeah funny here you don't go anywhere in your Tony's to do anything I went there just to pray no um and so we lay down and we're like what should we watch you know what I mean and I know he's a funny guy like and I everything is funny

Everything is funny. That can be tough sometimes. Thank you, Brooke. No, but he's a funny guy, so I get it to an extent. But this man puts on pun stars.

Great show. I don't know what kind of Pawn Stars slander you're about to say, but that is a great show. I love Rick and whatever the other one's name is. I think one's dead, honestly. Rest in peace. It's in Vegas, you know? Yeah, you should be repping for your hometown. I fuck with Pawn Stars. Like, who's coming in to sell a signed Dan Frank coffee book? I fuck with Pawn Stars because my mom would pawn everything growing up. I'm not kidding. I'd be like, where's my fucking, like...

toothbrush she's like bond it that's funny because we have opposite experiences because growing up i would take my parents shit and pawn it that is if i knew that i could do that well first of all my mom didn't have anything that she didn't steal no offense fawn i mean that's very fair but like where's our keyboard the computer on it i'm wearing like a new bracelet i wanted um and so puts on pawns on pawn stars i'm wearing my bunny ears still

We make out, you know, and then I kind of come to and I'm like, okay, Pawn Stars is playing. There was just a life alert lift for me to get up here. I'm wearing bunny ears. Like, this isn't my ideal situation. And so I decide that...

Not that all bets are off Like maybe we could Fuck one day But this isn't how It's gonna go down right now You had a vibe killer Like I'm not gonna say That I fucked this man With bunny ears on To Pawn Stars While we took The life alert machine upstairs Yeah there are some There are some times You have to just draw the line Even though Like this is not my journey Honestly looking back I should have just done it For the story But um

So then I'm playing like super innocent Like innocent Like I just don't do this Like the first time I hang out And imagine the confusion That this man probably has too Like you're wearing bunny ears It's 3am And you just don't do this So hilarious because Well you can finish your story But he actually told me this story From his perspective And it's hilarious to hear Now Because he Now Well I asked him I go Cuff it up

I go I said I think I said like Tana told me you guys like made out and he goes yeah I think like at one point like I asked her to take her shirt off and she said no and I was like surprised because it was like Tana and I go that's my girl I literally go okay first of all if if Tana said no I'm definitely not doing a thing Trevor I love you I'm not saying we could never have sex but move hopefully this new house doesn't have any it's Tana Mongeau or like of it all he was literally like I just I just assumed I'm like

Fuck you Trevor Don't assume That is crazy Because I really do Play innocent a lot And obviously it works In my favor Because the guy's like Oh my god She's just nothing Like I thought But in my head I'm like I just don't want to do this But I think that's true For a lot of people Who are like Kind of sexual And stuff online They're not as like

That's like what you're putting on But then I'll go fuck my mailman And it just everything gets topsy-turvy But that's what I love It's just balanced That's what I was going to say It's the yin and the yang of it all I'm just so balanced My feng shui is so good And I love you Trevor And I'm sure your new house Doesn't have a wheelchair Now he's a homeowner Bought a home And he's apparently doing really well And maybe we could hook up To my strange addiction one day

And that's totally fine. I just needed Howie Mandel to know what actually happened and not that I'm just a whore who... I'm sure Howie... Howie Mandel also definitely thinks I'm a whore. Should we watch the clip? I don't know. I think this is a... Even if Howie heard this story, he would still think I'm a whore. What happened with Tana Mongeau and Trevor Wallace? I'm always someone's clickbait. I've got to stop just being in the influencer space at all. I saw someone asked if you hooked up with Tana.

- That's a yes. - Like that, that, that. Like don't fuck boy laugh, save it. - If you have my chips in the hallway and-- - Wait, so did you or did you not get on the life alert machine? - I didn't get on the life alert machine, I'm kidding. And then I woke up in the morning and I put my little bunny ears-- - Oh, you slept over. - I slept over. I always do though because my lazy ass, I got there at 3:00 a.m. I don't give a fuck. - See you some-- - Thanks for having me. - I feel like I always wanna leave.

Because the anxiety of waking up somewhere and being like, oh God. But I love the story of it all. And like, obviously, I don't usually Uber. So like Paige picked me up from Trevor Wallace's house. And I walked out in my chonies and my corset. I remember that. That's the story. I remember it. But I remember Paige telling me, pick Tana up from Trevor's house today. I go, what?

No I literally I woke up I took the bunny ears That were still on my head That I slept with on Imagine me sleeping Took them off my head Put them on his head Took a photo Which I still have I actually think I posted it On his birthday Which was a fun inside joke At the time But now What the fuck But now he's And That's our journey And we can have him On the podcast To hash this out I think we should Definitely have him on I think that it would Really like Not intimidate him But I think it would be funny We should sit him down And be such cunts For like 20 And make him sweat And then be like He's just kidding Well now he knows

You had a song written about you. Hate when that happens. Will this ever stop happening to me? Not unless you stop dating musicians. I know. But I didn't even date this guy, first of all. Second of all, this is just such an exemplification, which is probably the wrong word, of my life, where it's like, don't fuck the influencer with bunny ears on and stop dating musicians if you don't want a song. Like, I'm very aware that it's my own. But sometimes it's like you don't learn until you learn and you never know when that's going to happen. And I'm never going to learn. So this guy...

I'm going to try to protect his identity, but there's no way to protect his identity. Who cares? The song is going to come out. Yeah. And he asked me to be in the music video. So it's like hilarious. Very quick backstory. I've hooked up with him probably like seven times. Okay. And every time we hook up, it is very much like we play house for the night. Like we're making all these date plans then like for the next week and like,

we're texting all the next day like we're we're cute and we cuddle and we like kiss and like he definitely like eats me out like I'm his wife of like 30 years like he's really putting his work into it don't give him all that credit when you're with what you're about to say yeah that's so fucking true but I'm telling the truth okay um and so we haven't hooked up in like a long while because for a while every time I'd see him and normally we'd always see each other out and just kind of go home together and shit like but for

for a while I'd see him out and I had a boyfriend and then as soon as I got out of my relationship I see him out one night and I'm like guess what I'm single and he's like I have a girlfriend I was like oh sick so it was kind of like a back-to-back so it's been like a while you know and we haven't talked in a while at all and I see that he texted me the other day and I was kind of just like really hoping it was like a booty call or something like I'm bored and I'm pissed with what it fucking wasn't okay

Hi, so I wrote this song technically just generally about LA girls, but I definitely pulled some reference from our drunk and I actually can't say the rest of what he's going to say drunk and blank blank blank nights together. Ha ha. It's kind of about you. You're either going to absolutely or hate it or love it, but I can show you with these emojis.

These emojis to me insinuate that what you are about to send is not going to be probably in the top three meanest songs ever written about me. I would go Karma, this one, and maybe like Robots by Chris Miles. Like I would say, oh, Stupid Fucking Bitch by Bellathorne. Damn, Liar by Noah Cyrus. Honestly, no one's ever written a nice song about me. What the fuck am I saying? I got Go Fuck Yourself while I was still with Clinton. That's literally so terrible. Literally.

horrible it's so terrible and so I go what dot dot dot lmao and then he's like I came in really hot with that I'm so sorry pretty much I made this song called trigger warning the entire we actually just taught Aaron the term how crazy is that it's almost like I manifested this whole circle um

And essentially the entire concept of the song is about how girls like me should come with a trigger warning. And it's messier than that. Like he's, he's, he sent me the whole song, but I like, I think it's like illegal. Yeah. I don't think you can play it, but you can get, you know, check this one out. He posted a Tik TOK snippet. That's what I was going to say about go fuck yourself is like, cause I thought about that on the way here. I was like, could I even play it? And he did post it on Tik TOK.

Like so the TikToks Are free game They're public for the world And I will just say Like I told them I'd be in the music video I'm gonna promote it Like I think it is funny It's hilarious And I also think It's not hurtful Because it's like We never dated Like you know what I mean Like

It's a little horrible actually It is offensive Like it's kind of offensive Because it's like That's literally not who you are You go ahead and play that clip Tana Mongeau And I also understand That it's maybe a side of me That he's seen Like he doesn't see me like this He doesn't see me in the daytime Yeah there's definitely a version He sees me only blacked out Taking him home And riding his dick And being insane at parties So I understand that

You know, and again, he said it could be general, but also you texted me about it. I don't know. I don't believe in writing a song generally about anybody. We just talked about this an hour ago. It's going to take me a second to find it. Hold on. You have five songs about you? She has more than five. Probably. I have probably five. Fuck. This song goes out to a very special L.A.

One second. I'm sorry. Lyric analysis. That girl is like driving home when you're wasted and crashing straight into the pavement is how he opens this song. One second. Beautiful voice. Nothing but bad news. Like too much coffee in the morning. Being caught outside when it's storming. Nothing but bad news. I don't think he... I mean, it's a little lighthearted. Well, here's what I'm also going to say.

Where someone would have told me what I'm getting into like I'm sitting in the Arctic wearing a swimsuit. Not the one to talk but damn she has some issues. That's disrespectful. She's seeing other guys. Got a couple on the wait list. Blow around her nose like she's almost famous.

You are famous. Smoke a little dro so the comedown's painless. I've never smoked a hydro. Fuck, I have. But not around you. Like, or in the last six years. You are not almost famous. Tell him to go to, like, De Gea with you. More dangerous than amphetamines. Never gonna rest in peace. She'll be the death of me. I think she's the...

You get it. There is a couple nice lyrics where he says, I can't say the lyrics that aren't there. There's nice ones that slightly negate all of those terrible. No, no, no, no. See, this is our problem. Right before we started filming, Tana and I were getting ready and we're talking about like, she, can I, can I say like, can I talk about your phone call? Yes. And actually that can lead us into our next segment. Okay. So this man who Tana has been seeing calls her.

And like I kind of jokingly make fun of this man because I don't personally believe that straight males should be allowed to be influencers. That's just a personal opinion. And I am open to everyone's opinions. I make little jokes about him here and there, but I could not believe.

what this conversation was like i couldn't believe that you allowed me to hear it and that you partook in it so like you committed to the bit so hard she answers the phone hey baby she goes she's laughing and she goes sorry brooke just made me laugh and he goes you deserve to laugh i'm so happy when you laugh that makes me so happy i had to i had to literally leave

But then I got back, you know, and I'm psychoanalyzing my own self. I'm like, why am I why do I think it's embarrassing that this man is being sweet and respectful to you? Dude, so I've been seeing this guy newly loosely. Do not hold me to it on the goddamn Reddit threads that she'll never shut the fuck up about that. I don't even read because I like to not kill myself. I need help.

I love that you got that from me. New bit, new bit. The heroin arm slap. Oh my God. And so I've been seeing this guy loosely and I posted a TikTok with him the other day because he picked me up from the flight in his cute little Lamborghini, drove me to Cane's.

like drove me all around. Like he's like super sweet, like whatever. And I posted it and everyone is like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, why are you with this guy? Brooke comments and is like, she's a little confused. Blah, blah. You're feeding into it. When I'm not even confused, this has been going. That's what a confused person would say. So fucking true. But because he has a very strong personality,

Online and traditional presence, that is what some might cringe at or dislike. But I met him because he was little besties with...

TikTok boy you sure you want to say that yes and I'll get into why after this actually okay um that's how we met okay I know I'm just and not even besties they're like not even close now like I just at the time they had just started hanging out and he was around and that's how I met him you know what I mean yeah and I never thought anything of it I always thought he was cute but whatever and then I saw him looking for sure and I saw him at this white fox event and I was like see a place a man should never be

So true. And I, but I saw him. Except for Aaron. We'll get into that too. We brought Aaron there. We blacked him out. And I was like, why is he kind of cute? And that night he asked me on a date, right? And I look at him and I say, I mean this in the kindest way because I think you are so attractive, but I can only go on a date with you if you allow me to rebrand the way you dress and I

Maybe help you run your social media presence. I see that. It's important. Because he's hot and super sweet, but we're working on other things. But he, say it with me now, uses FaceApp. I can't even recover. End the episode. End the episode. End the episode. I can't even recover. I use FaceApp. I'm a silk two, maybe tan one. Kiss two, small nose one. Anyways, no. I get what you're saying. Like...

But I learned something from TikTok, boy, I will say this, and I'm going to put this out there, is that sometimes a man can do things that make you cringe, but girls like have, we're in such a societal place where it's like that gives me

Itch so I can't date him and I Understand there's like oh there's a point Where things are so icky that you shouldn't be with someone But it's also like if a guy is like a great Fucking guy and you hate his pants Go to Zara with him like and Point at some fucking pants you like It's just not even practical because if you're weeding out everybody Who has a slight ick about him like good luck Alone exactly I think about it like I have like some of my best Friends I think are so fucking Embarrassing online and it's like but I love them And that's not who they are but it's like

Don't do that. Me sometimes, you know, but you accept your friend's work. I don't know if I care that much how a guy like dresses, but I do care about like...

what they're posting for sure. But point being, I did, I really learned this lesson that sometimes people can maybe say or do a couple of things that make you cringe or they give you the whatever. But if they're like a great guy, like I'm sure I do things that give you the like literally this man sleeps in my bed with like my hot Cheeto crumbs and like still likes me. Like I, maybe I can just accept his pants, like whatever. And so I was like, okay, maybe I'll go on a date with you. And then I fly to Vegas and he's texting me and he's like, so what about that date? And I was like, I'm in Vegas. Come on a date with me here.

And he was like, what do you mean? Are you serious? And I was like, yeah, if you want to go on a date with me, come to Vegas. Gets on a flight to Vegas. Lands in Vegas. We get dinner at STK and we gamble. And then his friend had like a place out in Vegas and a super nice one at that. Thank God. And he just took me back there and we had like a great little fun night. And I learn over this night.

That this man is so and obviously it could be love bombing. We will find out. But it's been a couple weeks now, maybe almost a month. This man is so chivalrous to the point that it is like, oh, my God. Like, I would hate to do this for a woman like that.

Yeah I don't Like I don't want to be Pessimistic at all Because some people Are like that Yeah However In my experience It always ends poorly 100% And we will find that Out over time obviously But Although I just had my first Non-love bombing situation And it still ended poorly So honestly At least Get the attention You deserve

So deserved. And it's not even attention for me. My love language has always been like acts of service. Well, I love words of affirmation and I love acts of service so much because I'm so lazy. I love when everyone does everything for me. It's amazing. Seriously. And I swear to God, I was hungover in Vegas. I woke up every single hour on the hour to him taking my blue Gatorade off the nightstand and replacing it with a freezing cold one.

Like just like Like that Like since I moved in Like helping with moving Like picking me up From every place So the Face app can slide Honestly

Honestly that's like That is really nice The other night He picks me up with one arm And he's carrying me like In his arm And then makes my bed With the other arm And I'm like first of all That's so hot That you can even just like Do that casually Like I'm just like Floating in the air Like watching my little bed sheet Get tucked I was never making Your bed was probably like Shocked to be made I was never gonna make The fucking bed Do you know what I mean? At all Yesterday the day before I fall asleep I wake up with like

My vape Hot Cheetos Cold ice water Like the TV remote Next to me Him leaving me Like what do you want The AC on Like and I I love a big sexy man slave Like I'll suck your dick All day daddy I love you so much Like it's a fair trade You know what I mean What Sorry Sorry What I don't know I think me and Aaron That's getting so

I think me and Aaron both had the same thought about that one. I'm so sorry. But I've always said that in relationships, like I'll be your hot, sweet, fun girlfriend. And then you do everything for me. And that's my dream relationship. And I've also learned that even downstairs, we were just talking about like,

Like we don't necessarily love when a man's like so nice because it makes us uncomfortable. But it's like what you want to marry like a mean man. And like I've learned so much too that the men who are like sassy and rude and mean are never going to like wait on you hand and foot. So it's like even if I like a mean man reroute my brain to not like you know. Yeah but there's also such thing as a narcissist who is horrible but also will compensate in that way. Like that was my ex.

Literally would do anything for me ever at any given point. But like, would she kill his family? I still haven't gotten over my man like that. So I get it. It's definitely a journey to get over. But I'm trying to just date nice guys. And he is a really nice guy. So maybe we rebrand. That's fair. I got broken up with today, I think. I love this episode. And by broken up with, I mean a man I was 100% not dating at all.

Like, what does Aaron think right now? Are you excited? No, I'm not. I don't think. I don't know. I don't know what's happening. Why are you excited? No, no, I'm not kidding. I don't. I think because I am genuinely, like, so confused by the situation. I'm like, okay. Like, I have been, like, sort of talking to this guy for, like, honestly, probably a couple months now. But, like, very, it's been very, like, slowly on set, which I'm not used to. I'm very much, like,

I like to be love bombed. I want it to immediately go from like us meeting to us being in love, like kind of thing. And this is the first time I've ever like texted somebody every day for a month and then met up. And then, you know what I mean? Like, and so I was like, Oh my God, maybe I'm getting healthier. You know what I mean? Like I'm talking to someone new. It's very like, we are not only about each other all the time. Great. We go to Turks and Caicos this last week.

Every day the man is texting me like, I can't wait to see you. I'm so excited for you to come home. Like, do you want me to pick you up from the airport? Like, please let me pick you up from the airport. I'm like, for sure. Silence. The day I'm at the airport. Okay. And then yesterday. He's just like, don't offer. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. It's like, I just have a thing about people saying things and not doing them. Absolutely. I have no expectations at this point. Like. Shout out Maudson. Yeah. Like, I don't. I. I.

I hate my biggest pet peeve in life is somebody saying that they're going to do something and then not doing it. I would so much rather you just have never said it. Like, don't make this. And for reference, this is Mr. Flaky Flake. I talked about him on the last episode. Like, he flakes all the time. He always, like, he'll make a plan. It doesn't happen. Yeah. So finally, yesterday, I was, I, like, texted him and was like,

honest to God, like in the nicest way possible, this, I hate this level like of communication. Cause it's like, you'll say something and like do something completely different. Yeah. He's like, I'm so sorry. I'm, I'm bad at communicating. Like I'm, I'm in a movie right now. Can't text today. I get like literally like the most like PR, um,

perfectly written brooke was screaming that his publicist wrote it today no well but but it was just it was so strange because it was like did you write this it felt so like not like him yeah because we just like joking like you know we were talking all the time and this was so proper it was literally like hey brooke comma it was like i am so sorry i've been bad at communicating lately i have a lot going on basically it's not me it's you wish you it's me

it's not you it's me i had to think for a second i'm like is it me um he basically like it's not you it's me i have to deal with some stuff which yeah whatever and then he says sending love to you and murph like basically wish you the best i'm like okay i think i'm gonna say something and i hope that it's for context like purposes you know yeah

That is how young guys always break up with fucking girls. This guy's younger. I'm going like he's a little younger than Brooke, just like a couple of years. And I feel like young guys will always hit you with the like, I'm going through something. So like now isn't like the best time for me to like be the person I can be with you. Like it's essentially is what they're saying. And then they have a new girlfriend. And as a 26 year old woman, if there is one thing that I have learned about men, it's that there is nothing.

There's no such thing as, first of all, the truth coming out of their mouths. There's no such thing as a man who doesn't have time for a relationship, is bad at texting, or is going through something. He doesn't fucking like you. So it's like, that was kind of the message I was trying to send yesterday. It's like, I get it. Like, I'm picking up like what you're putting down. But if you wanted to, you would. Yeah. And same thing. Like the last guy I dated...

The situation ended because it was... I just don't have time for a girlfriend. I genuinely wholeheartedly believed it. Guess who has a girlfriend? Absolutely. Two months later. So that's why earlier I was saying that's what happened with me and TikTok boy. Like, we, like, ended things because... Essentially because it was, like...

He was going through a lot And was like I'm not ready for anything I also did not Want to necessarily Be in that sitch With him Whatever we end things Posting a new bitch now I have a lot less Sympathy now You know We'll always talk Tana We're gonna be great friends Like I'm hitting him up Like I hit him up Like not now But like Like a couple months ago I was like hey Like how are you doing Scene Like And now you're dating A new bitch I had the same thing I was like I was flabbergasted Because I've never had A situation where I was like

I ended on such good, amazing terms with the man and he never fucking spoke to me again. And that's what happened with this last guy. You know that. Yeah. And I was so weirded out because I was like, you know, like, we ended so amicably, like, such a sweet conversation. And now I'm like, he has a girlfriend. And for him to have a girlfriend means they've been, like...

At it for however long And it's like Was there overlap I don't know But it's like Just tell me the truth Like Men never want That's what I care about Is just being honest If you Are not that into it If you're not feeling it If you don't like me Tell me Okay Like somebody will Like I would just rather know Because I feel fucking stupid Every single time When I genuinely like Believe that Like Oh my god

He doesn't have time Yeah he does Like nobody is fucking bad at texting Like nobody Obama's texting Michelle Like

It's I was saying it was young guys because it usually like young guys will always do that because they're immature. But it's also just immature men overall because it's like just. Yeah, you can be 35 and young as a guy. Like because. Absolutely. Absolutely. The emotional maturity is absolutely. But but the point of my conversation is like the way the text was worded was like, I can't tell if he means like, oh, I need a week to myself or he's like, I never want to talk to you again. So I'm like.

Like, is it over? I don't know. Well, I was telling you to respond with like, hey, this is a very confusing text. Could you communicate further like what this is? And you were just like, but I already told him he's not like, yeah. And what is he going to do? Communicate like, yeah, that's true. And also it's so I don't want to make it more serious than it is because it's like I have spent virtually zero time with this guy. It's just it's texting and I'm 26. I don't want to text all day long. Show up if you mean it. One hundred percent. Like if you want to see me, you'll see me and that's it.

So now you have to be a Trevor Wallace and ride the life alert machine. I think it's zero out of two of those dates worked out. Honest to God. I can't even believe this episode so far. Like we are 37 minutes into filming right now and I have 73 more topics, half of which might make me cry. I have a really important topic that is going to come out of nowhere, but I need to say it. Olivia Rodrigo dropped a song last night titled Vampire. And it is, first of all, I think maybe my favorite song of hers of all time.

But also, I would venture to say it is about somebody that we know very well. I would venture to agree. Here's the issue, okay? There's speculation online. And I want to preface, this is all technically speculation. But there are really, in my opinion, only two people that this song could be about. Both of which, one of them's like your good friend, one of them's my good friend, and you're friends with him as well. Yeah.

I am very confident it's your friend, Mr. Zach Bia. OK, and Zach Bia, invite me somewhere. Honest to God, I want to be one of those girls who's like Zach Bia at the door. It's my dream. OK, I might be that in an hour. But that song, that song, she ate the boots house down, whatever they say. Houston, I'm deceased.

It was so good. Here's the thing. So I also like heard Wind, but this song, I mean, well, after Olivia ended things with

Driver's license boy. What's his fucking name? Joshua Bassett. She dated Adam Faze. Yes. Who is like your good friend. My good friend. I met him through my ex-boyfriend. Love him to death. We vindicated him on the canceled podcast. That's how I met him. He came up to me at a party. He goes, thank you for saying that. We said he did not cheat on her. After Adam, she did date Zach Biaf. I don't want the clip. I'll say it.

She dated Zach Bia. Great guy. It seems. So I hear one of the today. She wrote song. I heard the song last night. I was like amazing song. I didn't really like whatever. And then.

We watched the music video. Here's the thing. I'm a whore for a story. Okay? Like, the Swifty in me is like, I want to know who this is about. I agree with that. And it makes me feel so personally connected to the song. And knowing, like, that this... Like, I know it's about him. I can tell you a million reasons why. But she is just a genius. Like, she's a genius. Again, this is technically speculation. But if you watch the music video...

Olivia is a Swifty too. She knows she like she's a she moves like a Swifty. Smart, talented, amazing. She moves like a Swifty like with her writing with her everything like nothing. Nothing has no meaning. You know, if you're if you're watching closely enough, it's like you see everything you need to see. First of all, like the Diamonds and the thrill of it all. Very much Zach Via. Second of all, if you watch the music video. Zach, I love you. I love the thrill of it all. I love the Diamonds.

I also love Olivia. Zach, I want to come to the club. Like, I don't know what happened. I don't know, like, why they broke up. I don't know, like... Me neither. You know, so, like, I'm just not... Me neither. I love Olivia Rodrigo's music. I don't know her personally. I love Zach. I personally identify as a highly emotional individual, so I understand Olivia's perspective. Maybe... Sometimes things are like, I want to write a song, so I'm going to make this situation bigger. I don't care what happened, but I care about how, like...

Honestly, it just lights me up. If you watch the music video, you can see like, first of all, there's like guys in black with walkie talkies, like the same way you see outside of like a Hollywood club. She at one point is being chased down the street with men in security outfits with flashlights doing this.

Audio viewers Or audio listeners I'm shaking my flashlight Letting an important person through Okay That's what Zach Bia Like that's the power Zach Bia has He is the most important Guy to know in Hollywood Because he's He's just so well connected He's like He's just a cool guy But that song is about him Like

I'm sorry. That song is about Zach Biak. I watched the video today and I was like moved to tears. Like I again like I don't want to I feel like I'm sounding like a pick me. Like no it's just like if you had a friend that you're close with and a song is about them and you didn't know the person who made the song directly you're you're gonna until you know every like let's say he cheated on her and that's why she made the song. I would be like cheating is wrong. Like I'm not trying to be like pick me choose me love me you know. I'm just saying like. No he's your friend. Who cares? Fair. Fair.

But I watched it today and it was very, very moving. And the song is very applicable to my life as well. Like the entire chorus is about people being fame fuckers, vampires, clout chasers, essentially like who only want to be with you for your like stature. So I like the whole masterpiece of a video definitely did move me to tears regardless of who it's about. It's amazing. And this is not to say that I believe that to be true about Zagbia at all. But I was saying to you earlier, like the,

Like the amount of power you have when you're somebody in that position, like imagine just how emotional I am and stuff like the feeling of being

able to like turn my petty into something like so fucking amazing would be so satisfying I want it more than anything it's so crazy that we turn our petty into this yeah I guess I guess we do we we do have like some level of it are you I'm taking a photo of something I have to cut like I just need to know the time we're like literally in the middle of filming it'll just help me in the edit

But like it is just like It's a She's the most Same with Taylor Swift It's like you did me wrong Guess what I'm gonna do 100% Like it's so cool to me Yeah Okay I'm getting a little too crazy Zachia if you ever I'll come Yeah cause he's gonna tiger you guys Do you know what just happened to Brooke? And this one I'll go petty cunt on Cause I don't Who the fuck is calling me? Chris Miles again Oh my god I'm live on the cancelled podcast Hey Chris I'll call you when I'm done okay

That was pretty funny. Oof. Fucking hold on now. Now I have to deal with that. One second. Take your time. I just saw this text. Hold, please. I think you should, though. We should, though. Any whoosie.

Sorry I just went really I think a little too hard On Zach Bia But like It just I don't know I Dude I love her It's this Like it's the same way Like that's my friend I don't know how they went In their relationship You know the Snooki sound It's like that's my friend He's always been a great Fucking friend to me And I don't know what happened So all I can say is Great song but also great friend And I don't know what happened You know Well you

That's the thing. Those two things do not have to be like separate from one another. You can enjoy the song and also enjoy the person that it's about. And that's a beautiful thing. Like stream Karma. It's a great song. Stream Trigger Warning. It's great. Stream all those songs. Let's move on to this Taika conversation because I want to laugh. I swear to God. I'm terrified. I'm afraid to speak with this man ever again. You shouldn't be because I have been in the same thing that happened to you has happened to me a million times. But to me, I felt so like far removed.

Let me let me give you guys a little quick story time. I go out the other night. We honestly the white fox event. It was the night of the last podcast we shot. Okay, I Went out that night. I got really drunk. I left with a couple friends And we go to this after party. Okay, we will we go to the club and then we go to an after party And I walk into this after party. It's a I mean fucking 40 million dollar house

There's really only so many people who could own it, but I'm drunk out of my mind. Okay. Like the all white one with the glass balconies. That's the one. Not that I would know. I walk in and I'm like, it's literally, it's not like an after party. It's like six people who are at this house. Someone comes up to me and goes,

You need to leave right this second. You are not. You are absolutely not welcome here. Like you need to get out. I go, what? Especially because it's not like it's like a overpacked party. It's like there are six people here. You did. So you did something to one of those. And I was so drunk that I was like, I'm ugly.

Was like oh my god, I'm getting kicked out because I'm ugly because there's literally in my head I was like, there's no other explanation like I don't have beef with anybody like there's no why would I be getting? Straight up kicked out of a party the guy who would kick me out He goes I'm just relaying the message like I was told girl in the silver is not welcome here get out I leave I Literally the whole way home. I'm like, oh my god, like I just got I just got the boot like humbling and

The next morning, I get a call from my friends. Turns out it was Tyga's house. Okay. And I have said some words about Tyga on this podcast. I honestly, in my opinion, never negative.

But we've said words about Tyga. I know my limits and I also know like what's respectful and what's not respectful. Had I known that that was Tyga's house, I never would have shown up because of course he's seen clips of us talking about like there's been viral like situations. But I always say this like because not to cut you off. No, you're fine.

The last time I saw Tyga was at Hyde nightclub. He was performing and I was just snapping him being like, this is so embarrassing. I hate this man and whatever. And he, he comes up to me at some point and he's like, I just hate everything you say about me online. And it all goes back to the same thing that you and I have always said on this podcast, Taylor Swift is,

If you don't, you know, word to Zach B.A. If guys don't want me to write bad songs about them, then they shouldn't do bad things. So I've only ever said things that he's done. He was like, I hate everything you've said about me online. Like super pissed. Grow up. It's always blown my mind that he sees everything. Because like if I, and hats off to you. Hats off to you, Michael. Is his name Michael? Of course his fucking birth name is not Tyga Brooke. Scofield. Ha ha ha.

Like, I'm like, Michael. It's just like, why are you seeing like my TikToks? Like, and shit. Like, I don't like if I was in his shoes, I wouldn't be like seeing that or caring about that. Tyga, you're famous as fuck. You're rich as fuck. Get off the FYP now. I also just think like.

Like Trevor said that shit about me. I'm not going to hate you forever. Like when you're famous and you're doing your damn thing in the streets of LA, word might get out. No. Like I... You know? While I do agree with you, I still think it was like... It was disrespectful for me. If somebody...

Talked shit about me On the internet And then had the nerve To show up to my house Absolutely I'd be like Get the fuck out Absolutely So I texted him The next day I was like Or DM'd him The next day And I was like I am so Genuinely so sorry I had no way Like it's so disrespectful Like I would not Have shown up Had I known It was your house Left Leaves me on scene I'm like Sorry Michael Sorry Michael

But that was my first time. Like, because I've never had it like, like, I know he hates me. He hates my guts. Like if I fucking die tomorrow, I straight up said on an episode, I was like, I've never had a bad experience with Tyga. He's always been nice to me. But I did say him and Avril Lavigne was like the Pope in Summer Rae. So I get it. What did Summer Rae do? I love her. Fattest ass around.

But I'm just like, no, I get it. I get it. I get why I got kicked out. But I was. Yeah, I completely get why you got kicked out. I just never thought that we'd see the day. Like, obviously, I've been like, I am 26 years old. Kicked out or yelled out at shit like for being there because he's there. And I never thought I would see it like also happen to you. And it made me feel seen. The fact that he even knows I exist, which is crazy because I've like personally like

I don't know. No, I grew up listening to him. I guess I just don't understand. I grew up listening to him. I never thought we'd live in a realm where like my little stupid TikTok. That's the thing. I think they're close. Like these people are closer to us than I sometimes realize. 100%. And that's always been my downfall. You know, I think I'm forever going to tell a story like I'm talking to like my friend on a couch and then it's going to bite me later. It always does. It literally always does. I need to give you a really quick update.

I'm watching the last episode of Cancel to make the edits. And this certain clip of everything is like my favorite clip ever. Like when we're talking about what that hinge man that I was dating did for a living. Essentially, I went on this date with this hinge man. It was a super good date. He seemed like a super good guy. What he did for a living was really funny. He plays monsters in scary movies because he's 6'8". And it's like that no one does that. So it was really funny. We talk about it like whatever. And actually the night of the White Fox event as well.

So I just we shot that episode the day of the white box event and I had just gone out with him on a date the night prior right and I'm the next day. He was like I would love to see you tonight, and I was like okay. I have this event Like I'll let you know like you know what I'm doing after like we can hang out like maybe like if not You know like I'll let you know and he and then he goes can I come with you and I go oh

I find it very weird that when you go on one date with someone, them inviting them... It's a bold ask, for sure. I wouldn't do it. But you're also 34. I wouldn't be like, yeah, can I come? You're also 34. Like...

I also have to like do my thing at these events like take photos all night like post for white box like stand up at the DJ booth and like get my little shit like work like network kiss babies I know that that sounds so like corny but it's like I was paid to be there like I was paid to be there for a reason like to and I don't want to like babysit this like six eight horror movie man all night like I want to like be able to just do my thing and I say like

I don't know. Like, let's meet up after. And he's like, why not? Like, I can talk to people too. I'm like, so what? You're going to talk to like all like, you're going to talk to Georgia. You do not want to have Diablo all night. Like you're 34. Like I find that to be kind of strange, you know? And so I was like, maybe I'll see you later. And so after the white box event,

um went by we ended up going to this after party right and you and i after party you and i went to different things you went to daiga's house and i went to this place called off sunset wait i actually went to off sunset too oh okay okay so i stayed there and i was there on a vibe on my little after party vibe i just got my bag i just didn't work with my favorite fucking company things are great

And so he's texting me and he's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, I'm just still at this afternoon with my friends. Like, I know it's like 1 15 a.m. Like it's kind of late, but if you wanted to like watch a movie later, hang out, like I could potentially be down, but like,

You know like I'm gonna be here for a second Like blah blah blah And he's like it's okay like I'm tired I'm in for like I'm either in for the night or I'm down to watch a movie In a little bit if you're done soon Like blah blah blah And I'm like okay perfect And he goes where are you And I'm like You're like none of your fucking business Well no I answer him just cause I like It's just conversational I'm like I'm at off sunset I don't like where this is going He's like where are you And I'm like oh I'm at off sunset Like just vibing with my friends Like I'll tell you when I'm done Tell me this man did not show up Fuck

Five, five, not one, not two, not three, not four, but five minutes go by and he texts me and says, I'm outside. Come get in my car. I'm outside. Insane. I live five minutes away. I'm outside. And I go, what do you mean you're outside?

And he's like, I'm outside. Like, come get... And I go, did I not just tell you? I'm with my friends. I'm having fun. Like, who said pick me up? And I think that's so crazy. I think it's one thing if it's like your boyfriend. Like, fine. Yeah. It's your boyfriend. It's fine. Go get in the car. Or tell your boyfriend to come in. Do your thing. Show up wherever I am. Or even if we're like...

Have been dating for like a month We went on one date The day before Why the fuck are you outside Don't be outside And so then He's like I'm outside And I'm like That is I literally responded That is not what I meant I just wanted to watch a movie Blah blah blah And then he's like I'm not some type of booty call Like I want to see I'm like what do you mean Either way I'd be seeing you at 2am You already had these plans tonight Yeah And it's not These potential plans

No I'm saying like You had your own thing going on And you had Like that was Yeah Already And like either way I'd be seeing you at 2am At my house What's the difference You just want me to go with you now Also that's fucking weird Like what do you mean And then he starts texting me All these texts And he's like

I packed a bag with my toothbrush. You're really going to do this to me? Who the f- Wait, hold. I swear to God. This is scary. I know. No, I know. I know. I packed a bag with my toothbrush. You're really going to do this to me? Like, what do you mean? Why? Come outside right now. I'm outside. And I'm like, love you so much. I'm not coming outside. You do not love him so much. No, at all. Literally at all. But I'm just saying- I didn't say that. But I'm just saying like-

You're hot and I had fun But like I'm not coming outside So fucking weird Do not show up where I am Do not pack a bag What is wrong with you? Absolutely what the actual fuck is wrong with you So then he sends me I kid you not 25 texts in a row Like just gray scrolling Like so what are we doing? Like just all this random ass shit Like

I don't even know. And I just ghost him and I continue on with my night and I go home and I go to bed. Well, I didn't go to bed, but I won't tell you what I did yet. That's for a different podcast. Anyways, I'm like, we're already at an hour and boy, do we have stuff to say. This is going to be a two hour podcast. You guys wanted no guest episodes. So and sorry, Aaron, I'll pay you overtime. But anyways, I go home, I go to bed. I wake up the next day and he texts me and he goes,

Sorry I did all that last night. Like, I was really tired. Was he drunk driving? No. No. I don't believe him. I hate to be so offensive, but that would almost be better. Like, he's sober. He doesn't drink. And you're doing that sober, which is also just mind. I need hypnotherapy. I almost said...

No no no Like to He doesn't drink Like that is a good thing I don't know why I'm like Love a sober I love a sober guy Shout out Montan yet again I love a sober guy Like that's not No But And so I was like

First of all on my head it's like you were really tired That's why you stalked me down You know how easy it is to get tired That is not normal tired behavior I was really tired That's not tired behavior Ted Bundy didn't go on the stand in court and say oh I was really tired Sorry I was sleepy I was going to say kill yourself And if anyone's watching in the video version I actually just had to like choke myself Like stop myself from saying that I know you didn't mean it I have a problem with saying that too lightly Anyways I think we should bring it back

Sorry. No. Yeah. Honestly, fucking kill yourself. Anyways. It's just a joke. I call him and he's like, what do you mean I couldn't come to your little event? Like, what's your job? Like getting bottle service bought for you and people film it?

And I'm like, what's your job? Being fucking slender man. Like, and also like, yeah, that's my job. I'm sorry. That's that. Yes. That's what I do. You know how, how like for like how exciting that is. Like that gets to be your job. Like, I just don't even understand. It's like a club appearance. It's not that uncommon of a thing in today's date that someone's job is a club appearance. Like,

It just made no sense to me. Whatever. If he's been on a date with you, he should have at least a superficial understanding of what you do and what you're about. Which he did. And so it was like, what is so... And why would I want you there? Where are your social cues to the extent of understanding that why would I want someone I've been on one date with to be on my arm while I have 50 cameras on me? Why would I want that? That's giving me...

Blood sucker Fame fucker Yes but doesn't even Like dry like a God damn Vampire And you'd think that But it's like You can just tell He's not a clout chaser He still has no idea What I do Like he's just Condescending towards it Whatever blah blah blah That's what I would Pretend if I were A clout chaser And on the phone He goes That strike one I know you're gonna Make it up to me And I go Bitch

I'm sorry you don't know who the fuck you just went on a date with clearly if that's strike one with you you should turn around and run can I tell you what you did wrong it should not have even gotten to this point in conversation I would have blocked that man but before he had the chance to say well and to be clear no I wouldn't have but a normal person would have I'm gonna screenshot these photos to insert into the podcast but I'm gonna show you right now

He is We get off this call Oh And I'm getting on a plane Oh this doesn't end And I'm getting on a plane To Vegas right After this whole call Of me being like You don't know who you're dating If that's strike one Like and if that's strike one To you I also have no respect For that like You wanted to come to something You were uninvited to And then you showed up somewhere You were uninvited To try to pick me up And I didn't want to get in your car Because that's fucking weird I literally made him

Meet me at our date first of all you're Giving me serial killer yeah and I told Him on our first date I met you he was Trying to pick me up for our first date I said I met you here because I don't trust people that I meet like off rip like that you know Yeah and so it's like if you don't know Tana is very particular like she will Not get an uber by herself like no You're safe like you're safe I have Blind trust there is a level of Paranoia yeah but like I mean I have Blind trust in everybody and that's How you get like murdered and trafficked Or something

You are very smart about that. You're not going to meet somebody the first time in a private setting. You're very good about that. Or the first five times, especially if you're from Hinge. It's one thing. We have mutual friends. Cool. That's true. I've never met a stranger. Weird. And so we get off this whole call of a fight. Do you want to see the photos he texted me? I'm about to insert them. I swear to God. We have this whole call. We have this whole call. Okay. I hang up. I get on my flight to Vegas. I'm on my flight to Vegas. What am I seeing?

Meat at a grocery store. Like, look at it. I don't know. Who sent me a photo of meat at a grocery store? Meat. Meat. Wait, what? Meat. Look, look, look. Meat. Like a literal... Wait, hold on. It says pork bung. Why do you send me... I don't know. Wait. Meat at a grocery store.

And then this And then this little English muffin And I'm not gonna say his name Let's say his name was Zach Let's say his name was Zach I go Zach what No it can't be Zach We did too much Zach content On this podcast Just Brad Oh Brad I go I'm like Brad Josh Jeff We've done it all Zach

Send me more food. There's no context? No context. I go, you just told me that was my first strike and that my job is silly and then you sent me deli store meat. I would have responded and said the T-bone is strike three. Absolutely. You're a scary guy. So then just keeps blowing me up like all these great texts and I'm just being like, sorry, I'm busy, blah, blah, blah.

And the other night goes by. This is the end of the story. I just have to get to this because only a serial killer would do this. Listen, I'm loving this story. Only a serial killer would fucking do this. I also just want to put it out there. He called me this morning so many times when I do not disturb was off. I was in bed with other boyfriend and I go, what the fuck? Anyways.

He texts me out of the blue while I'm at the club the other night for new potential boyfriend Suter's birthday. You're so good. And I'm with new potential boyfriend Suter and I'm at the club for his birthday for a little bit. And the Hinge guy texts me and says, and he's texted me like seven gray texts before this. And he says, I think there's an echo in here.

Which is a very funny thing to say. Hilarious. Honestly. And I'm not going to lie. I'm going to use it. So Zach, Brad, whatever your name is. CC. Yeah. Whatever your name is. Thank you so much, honestly, for that joke. And I said, oh, do you? Ha ha ha ha. And he goes, I've never blindly texted someone so much in my life. Like, I don't know if this girl's feeling me or not. I need a heat check. Blah, blah, blah. She's not feeling you. You sent her meat. Yeah. And stalked me down. I go, you're funny. I truly appreciate it.

He goes, all this shit, like this whole conversation, like, do you appreciate it? Blah, blah, blah. I'm just like clowning him back. And then he goes, where are you though? Well, if I did not learn my lesson and I go, I'm not at off sunset, but how funny. You should have told him like a really funny place. Oh, wait for it, Brooke. God, you're good.

you're my fucking soulmate for that he goes i love that where are you though i'm at home in my underwear i'm not showing up if you have to tell someone that you've been on one date with that you're not going to show up to where they are you're a fucking that murderer that is if there were a color redder than red murderer murderer and i go i'm at disneyland

He's like Anaheim, 48 minutes. He says, fuck off. I said, I'm on Magic Mountain wearing a poncho meet me under the castle. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You are hilarious. And it just kept going. And he was like clowning me. And then he texted me randomly and said, I bet you're super close to my house. And I go, actually, I'm on Space Mountain. You're like Matterhorn is amazing. Yeah. Don't know. What a fucking creeper. Anyway, I'm never getting on him. So then he sent me like 17 texts. His last one just says, Tan, my integrity wanes.

With like a little sad emoji He's a I mean He sounds like he's an intellectual Very smart guy Like what's Wayne's Smart friend Like I know what Wayne's means But like I would never use it In a sentence No and also I was just like No texting me is so smart And that's what sucks Is I love a smart guy Being like how's your Clandestine suave Me too But like we were talking About like overlooking things That is not overlookable That is a Block your number I never see you again I actually should block him I should do it right now

I'm not even kidding you. I'm not even kidding you. Also, my mother just texted me. I saw you filmed the podcast. Did you talk about Turks?

Oh, Debbie. Well, duh. I go, your mom texted you? No, I was literally floored. Everyone can't fathom that I'm adopted. It's so funny. Every time I'm like, my mother, everyone's like, really? She texted you? I'm like, no. Debbie texted me. I guess I think it's weird because I'm adopted, but I still say like my grandparents are my grandparents. Like they're my parents, but they're not. I gave up on that a long time ago. My mother and father are forever Debbie and Arash. And...

Love her. I had the longest convo with Debbie last night. Well, because she's trying to get the tea from how we're going to end this podcast. She just wants to protect her little kiddos. But I understand there's a lot going on, you know. Do we get into that or do we have any more like right hearted? So many more things to talk about. And we're in an hour and five minutes. Can I go to the bathroom?

yeah yeah honestly i have to choose should we spider pee what aaron we have to teach you too much you honestly need to get on urban dictionary like when a girl sits and pees and the guy pees in between their legs that's crazy i'm genuinely calling hr i don't we're not it was a joke light-hearted colleen i'm just kidding that was my light-hearted topic in question can we have a moment to please discuss one of

Don't say iconic, but you... Let me know. I wasn't going to say iconic. I was going to say something worse. Let me discuss myself. I do not even know the scandal at hand, okay? Like, maybe I should have taken my time to research this before the podcast and even the TikTok I made about it, like, people are hating on me because apparently, like, I should know. Like, is it more serious than we think it is? Yeah, like, I think... I'm not on a Colleen talk. I think she's in a serious scandal for, like, a lot of DMs she sent to, like, fans a long time ago. Okay. I've seen, like, two screenshots. They are...

very very very like why are you sending that to people that you don't know i guess you know okay um and apparently she we're talking about colleen ballinger she had had a scandal miranda sings yeah good job miranda sings her apology she had had a scandal for this years ago i guess and apologized and then it resurfaced so she kind of had to post a secondary apology

Again, I am not calling the topic at hand funny. I don't know enough about it to even, you know, continue on that. I'm just saying to apologize for anything. I don't care if you're apologizing for cheating on your significant other. To apologize for anything with a ukulele and a song is the most

Sane shit I've ever fucking seen It is Like it is crazy And I only know about it Because of your TikTok Like I I feel like maybe That side of the internet Is like

Far from me But what the fuck Like imagine Imagine that Also just imagine In like my more serious Scandals of life I sat down with the ukulele I wrote a song I filmed a rough draft No that's what I was gonna say Do you think she had drafts? I mean anytime you're writing a song Like you have to like Sing it to yourself first And You have to like rough draft it first Any apology in general When you are at that caliber I mean Correct me if I'm wrong But I feel like this is a you thing I feel like

it has to get run by some people. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like someone has to be like, okay, like,

Yes. Like this can go online. Anytime I've ever apologized, I definitely showed it to people and they were like, yes or no. And honestly, everyone who ever told me yes, you were super wrong. I should have. Have you done it wrong? Of course I've apologized. So wrong. You've never had a ukulele. I'm not going to lie. I've posted some apology videos that could have been filmed so differently and better. But I look back at the ones that I got condemned for, for being quote unquote bad. And it's like,

I wish I had a fucking ukulele. How funny. Who does that? She's innovative. Next time I apologize for something, it's going to be with a harp. Could you imagine me with a violin like, I'm sorry I suck dick in your movie theater.

Can you please play it right now? It's Colleen Bellinger's last video titled Hi, and I just need Brooke to see this. She titled it Hi. Hi. Which is something I probably would have done in 2019. Like, I'm not even going to lie to you. I'm not, you know. Like, bye sister. And she says in the video, very quickly, in the video, she says...

My team said I couldn't talk about it, so I'm going to sing about it. Does she say that? There's no way. And it's like your team, Seth, my manager. That's like your lawyer saying like, you can't say this, but you can do a flash mob. Seth, my manager, if you're ever watching this, Natalie for Brooke, if we ever try to sing an apology, please. 51-50 me. Horrible, horrible, but Natalie would 100% let me do it.

Seth would call me and be like, you fucking idiot. You fucking imbecile. Sly Seth. And that's why Tink speaks to Big Bucks. Look at the screen grab. Like, you're that sad and you're about to pull out a ukulele? No, no, no, no, no. Just play it from the very fucking beginning. No. I'm not kidding. I will. I refuse. Wait. Shh.

All aboard the toxic gossip trains. Oh, Marina Sainz. Is she gaslighting me? No. Wait, not the run. I'm chilled. My whole body chills at how bad I think this is. And it's saying so much coming from me. Those are the top comments. Like, Tana Mongeau thinks it's like, it's just so chewy and millennial. I need a little bit more. I'm like high on this. Skip, I have like 40 seconds. I like that she incorporated a spoken word.

I don't like any of it, by the way. But it was an observation, I mean. How is this ten minutes long? Who makes a ten minute song? Unless you're fucking Taylor Swift. All too well, Colleen's version. All too well, ten minute version. Hi. I just said that. Yeah.

Wait, I think she's helping me. Wait, I have to stop. Back to the chorus. You should never use the word locomotive in your apology. I was gonna say video, but so I'm... Wait, isn't there like locomotion? Like, that's what I know. Locomotive's like in a train. So the locomotive's fueled with toxic acid. You don't get enough credit for how smart you are. Okay, I think I've seen enough. You get it.

Um, I don't, again, like you said, I don't want to make like a funny joke of it. Cause like, obviously the, like the situation sounds pretty serious to me. But at the same time, don't get a ukulele out. If you don't want people to make fun of you. Scandal aside, this is my opinion. Exactly. Scandal aside, scandal aside, the ukulele alone should be a new scandal in my opinion. It is.

Why would you do that? Because it just feels... Doesn't she have a husband? I would hope the person I marry is smart enough and knows me and my life enough to be like, hey, babe, don't. Actually, I don't know if she does. But I think sometimes it's like you really should just take a second. But also like... Like Shane Dawson, gone. Well, he's back now. But I'm saying, but he like, you know, like he got canceled and he was like...

Okay. But also even imagine Shane Dawson came back with an acoustic guitar saying, sorry, I fucked my cat too far. Sorry, he didn't. I don't know. I don't think he did. I don't know. Oh, my God. Okay. Honestly, conversation over. Like, so over. Yeah, we're in dangerous territory right now. Like, it's just ridiculous. You know? Like...

Imagine James Charles Like And I did it At your birthday dinner Oh my god I think it was Yeah Oh my god He would do it too And he'd be like He really would What was it Pull me out No no no no What's in the water No remember Everyone's like Everyone's like You're a cat When it needs to go Like come inside It's like Pull me out Pull me

It's like tampon when you left it in. Pull me out. That just happened to me. Yeah, you're confusing the people. I don't know. They know. They know. They know. I'm just saying point even me like sorry. I had a bad convention. Sorry about your son. It's not funny. It's pretty funny. It's not funny. David Dobrik comes online tomorrow with an electric guitar like Jeff. I fucking put you on a crate.

I don't get it. Who else does that? To be fair, actually, after TanaCon, I did make a song called Fuck Up. And so maybe actually I'm not your inspiration. I don't think you should say that. I know it kind of was. It was what I was going through at the time. But honestly, I just yeah, I have no room to be weighing in on this. However, I find it very funny. So thank you. Actually, I have a little room to be weighing in on this as well. I'm

I'm not in that place. Again, nothing to do with the scandal, everything to do with the ukulele. I hope you have enjoyed the current ongoings of our lives. However. Great word because I couldn't think of it. Well, it's not however. We just went on a birthday trip to Turks and Turks. I'm like Turks and Tannikos.

We went to Turks and Caicos for Tana's birthday. Amazing, beautiful, like happy, amazing trip. We did have a very amazing time. I love Turks and Caicos. I went there on the Tarte trip and I went there with- Tarte, please. I have Tarte, face tape, foundation, shape tape, concealer.

Tart is so amazing and the trip was so amazing and I was there with only Paige like Paige and I went with everyone else You know right and we were there and we like I was like Turks is so amazing I want to bring like all my best friends back. They're like my family and So I every year for my birthday we do a trip and this year we went to Turks and we had a great time honestly like

It was truly amazing. Like, the house was amazing. It's so beautiful there. We also all kind of were treating Turks like Cabo. Like, we all were very drunk. In my, like, I guess, in hindsight, it felt to me, like, Turks, like, how I had heard of it always was, like, very glamorous. Like, it's like a little...

A little island. It's so beautiful. And it's like... And it is glamorous. We stayed in the same house that Drake stays in. But we were... It was great. And same with New York housewives. Or real housewives of New York or something. Vibes. But we were getting a little messy. Every time...

I send us all on a trip for my birthday. I make sure that we have a house that's fully staffed, like a bartender and a chef and a pool attendant and like all that stuff. How fun is that? Which is so amazing. And I'm so grateful to even like be in the place to do stuff like that. I can't even imagine dirty door me thinking that I could ever like do that, you know? And, but with that also comes, you can order anything you want at any time. So if you want a shot of 1942 every two minutes, um,

You can have that. And boy, does Lila take advantage. God, Lila. We had to keep yelling at her the whole trip to stop ordering things. Like, it's... I feel bad, like, because that's like an... Like...

I don't know what it is or what happened to me along the way that makes me so cautious of that. No, I agree. Even when somebody is hired for that job to do that job, asking them for too much, I'm like, oh my God. And obviously they were paid very well and hired very well and stuff. And they're so accommodating. And the entire staff loved us. By the end of the trip, they were hugging us goodbye and in tears that we were leaving, which I have no idea why because we're so terrible, in my opinion, drunk wise. But-

We're also all very loving, thankful people. So like, I think that, you know, and to be clear, it's not like Lila was like being disrespectful to anybody, but Lila was like, Lila's just funny old day. Like shot Shirley temple, pina colada, my tie. Like we're like, girl, one drink at a time. Absolutely insane. Um, but we had a very, very fun trip.

And I wish I could talk about it now. Like, because it was a seven-day trip, and for six of the seven days, I had so much fun. It was, like, an amazing trip. I'm sad that you can't think of it that way. Like, I mean. Yeah. I can. I can. I can, like, compartmentalize it. Everything about it was so fun, you know? I'm going to cry. Don't cry, because I'll cry. Look, I already started, because I can tell you're sad. Wait. Wait.

It's so stupid. Wait, I'm not. Look, I have a problem. I have a genuine issue. See, I can. Can you not like suck back in the tears? I think I probably can. Jeff and I talked about this once. Like you can tear up and like literally dry it up. I did it earlier and you go, are you crying? No. And we had a great trip. I love Turks and Caicos. There's this bar in. We'll tell some funny stories first. I guess I just have to get back in a funny headspace. Wait.

um and there's this bar in the middle of the ocean in turks and cagos and it's drake's favorite bar sorry i couldn't suck it back wait wait not kidding oh noah's ark like that shit looked different in the bible you know what i mean absolutely it did probably so different in the bible and this bar used to actually be very like we met the owner this weekend he was telling us that like

Like I built this bar and like people come to it, but I wasn't succeeding until Drake came and like said it's like the best bar in the world. Those are my favorite kinds of stories where like somebody like puts like a place on the map and then like it gets like the recognition it deserves. Yeah, so now the owner is like a millionaire because Drake went there like three times and it's super fun. There was one day that we were on the trip and Amari...

Amari has a serious... We're just going to tell funny stories. I hope you guys know. Hilarious. Very quickly, I also hope you guys know we also had a lot of wholesome moments on the trip, like hugging, loving each other. I'm so thankful for you guys. I love you. But those aren't the stories that are going to make it to the podcast. It's going to be like... The feral ones. Yeah.

But I hope that the viewers know we also had sweet dinner, sweet lunches. We should talk about the wig party, but start with Amari's fire hose. Amari has a serious problem. He's always had this problem since childhood where he thinks he's going to throw up and he holds it in. He doesn't say a word. And he doesn't say a word. And he holds it in and then spews water.

Unlike anything I've ever seen in my entire life. It's like a movie. It literally looks like special effects. I will say in my 13, 14 years of being friends with Amar, he's never thrown up on me, thank God. But I think that's because he knows I've told him the violence you would see come from me is so irreparable. You're scary. I will find the nearest knife. Vomit is one of my biggest fears. He has a serious problem with that. He's very serious. I think it's like emetophobia. Yeah.

It is. I have that. Ectomophobia. Like I have a serious fear of vomit. It's secondary to my fear of bugs. It's a real phobia. I've seen people go through very traumatic things and very terrible things happen. And I can say that like the vomiting just it does something to me like I don't like it. And we had an incident a couple of months ago where I'm just going to say it honestly. The people's names. It was Suede Brooks birthday at a club. Set the scene baby. At a club called Delilah here in L.A. And.

Had a throw up moment Where he took a shot And that's the thing It's never that he's too drunk He could do this After two shots He could do this After one shot It's always like I think the drunk Went down the wrong pipe And I think

And I believe that because I watch it happen. It can be one shot. I've seen it happen like sober one shot. I've seen it happen with food he doesn't like. Like if something goes in and he doesn't like the way it goes in, he's going to spew it back out like the L.A. fire department. Like it's the most insane shit I've ever seen in my life. And we had this incident in L.A. where it was Swade Brooks' birthday.

And Amari spewed vomit all over Suede Brooks, her three Birkins, Delilah Bell. Terrible people. Like just girls trying to enjoy their time. And to me, it's not so much that he fire hoses these people. No.

It's more so that after it happens, every time he's like, hold on. He's like, why are you kicking me out? That was an accident. And it's like, you just threw up on everyone. It's the equivalent to like shitting on someone. But every time he'll be like, not that big of a deal. You guys are being so dramatic. And it's like, you just threw up on seven people. It's so terrible. In white.

And we were at Noah's Ark in Turks and Ty, Amari's ex-boyfriend. Keep in mind, they've been broken up for a while, but Ty is also our best friend. So Amari is obviously my brother. And if anything ever terrible happened between them, like I'm always going to be there for my brother. Like, but the breakup was very mutual and amicable. And Ty's only best friends are all of us. Like,

Like Ty's around because he's best friends with all of us. It's like a family situation. It's like, okay, they're divorced, still in the family. Absolutely. Especially because there was no wrongdoing really on either side. Just a breakup, you know? So I bring Ty on the birthday trip, obviously, because that's my best friend as well. And Amari and Ty have been hanging out here. Like, they're fine. They're fine hanging out, you know? They're very good. But they're not dating. They're not dating anymore. They just can hang out, you know? And...

Amicable. No, I'm saying it's admirable to me because it's like I could never be in the same friend group with my ex. And I'm a cunt for correcting you because that was so true. And word to the last episode, neither can I. And we're all at Noah's Ark. We're at the bar. And again, they're amicable exes. They're fine. But like they're not dating anymore. And Amari takes his first shot of the day at the bar. Doesn't like the way it goes down. And views.

Vomit. All. Over. Ty and Kyla. First of all, Kyla is also the number one nicest person in our friend group. Every single other person. Kyla doesn't have a terrible one. Everyone has a bad side, except it probably except Kyla. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Like she said, Oh my God. I'm already just shut up. This is not the time. I'm going to get to the bottom as soon as she's listening. I was like, I heard my name and I was like,

Uh-oh, bestie. You're going to hate this story. You might have to defend yourself. No. See, that's the problem. He's even on camera right now. He goes, I threw up. And then he's looking. Like, no, baby. You threw up on someone. They can't change their clothes. We are in the middle of the ocean. I was so scared I was going to get banned from Noah's Ark. I'm not kidding. You were scared you were going to get banned from Noah's Ark? You should be banned from Thai. I would kill you.

No ties in his bed Right now I think Anyways No So First of all Amari just kept Saying the words It was just a little spew That's what I was That's the point I was trying to make earlier Is that he always tries To make it seem like It was a No biggie Like you guys are being Dramat Like he's a He's a throw up gas lighter Yeah He's always like You're crazy That was an accident Like move on And you really don't

Gaslight other than that. You don't gaslight at all. Like, if you and me fought, you'd be like, I'm sorry. Like, you only do that when that happens. But I know the look in his eyes. And I can see it right now where he's like... At one point, I had to go up to you with a butter knife and say, if that was me, this would be in your fucking neck. Like, I had to, like, really perspective it to him. Like, you know what I mean? Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, like, yeah, lay it down. And so...

People were looking at me too and I was gone. Dive into the ocean, make sure that I was gone. That was the one, one really fortunate thing. I wish you were on the mic. Amari just said people were looking at me and I was gone. Was out that bitch and had to dive into the ocean so quick. But I was going to say that's the one like actually really fortunate thing about that situation is that you can just wash yourself off. Like you're supposed to be in and out of the ocean. Yeah. That can't happen at Poppy, Amari. I'm not Poppy anymore.

Because you're banned for throwing up on people. Thank you. The hazing is appropriate. That is the way our friend group works. And you all learn that as we haze each other into being better. And it is a love language, which we will get into in one of the further topics. I look at everyone in the group and I say, Amari has done this enough that I have $250 on the fact that

Of someone puking on him I have $250 To whoever in the group Will go back And throw up on Amari Right Then it Then everyone's I'm like Double it And pass it to the next So then Brooke says She's gonna double it Joey TW Says he's gonna double it So we're at $750 I'm on FaceTime with Modson He throws $50 on it

Everyone else starts throwing hundreds of dollars on it. We get this singular puke to like 2K. I think three grand. I think we got to $3,000 for someone to just go throw up on Amari. And we pay Lila and she was trying all weekend. And we just like never got there. Do you think it still applies or do you think it had to happen in jerks?

Because if there's still 3k I'll do it I'll do it in an hour You know what's funny Is that one point of it We were at $900 And Lila goes I could go do anal For $900 I'd rather do that Get my money up Like she was Finessing her own money up But for the record Had this offer happened Just instantly

Like maybe two days sooner I would have done it at the Atlanta airport Okay because I was throwing up on you The fucking stewardess everyone Brooke and I did blackout on the plane And she had to throw up in the Atlanta airport bathroom And it was a very humbling experience Stay tuned for my vlog please watch it It will be live at the time that this airs So there's still a $3,000 offer on Lila to puke on Amari And that's really the moral of the story I don't know So many things happened

There was an entire breakout fight in the group over nachos and we called it Nacho Gate. Nacho Gate. Because every day like it's it's so funny because we do we really like our group is 12 or 12, 13 people. Yeah. Like I mean, there's like swingers like people who kind of come in and out. But like the core group is like probably 12 people who have swingers.

No, well, we have people who are like in the group, but not quite in it. But it's very like family. So there's not a day that like a fight doesn't happen. It's never like usually not that serious. And it's very much like I'll always die for you. But like we're going to fight right now because like because we're so honest with each other. You and me gotten a fight over FaceTune, which we'll talk about Jet Ski Gate. No, Life Jacket Gate. Life Jacket Gate. I'm sorry. But Nacho Gate...

Nacho Gate breaks out because Lila has all this dirt and sand. No, no. Lila, this...

I'm usually You know I wanted I was on go with Lila Like you Like me and Lila Were bickering a lot But this In this particular scenario I was totally on Lila's team Because Lila Everyone was like I'm hungry Like we need a snack Okay And they're Like we had People who were Like on our staff and stuff But I think they spoke Like Czech So a lot of the time When we asked for If we'd be like Oh make nachos He'd be like

And it was fine But like You know so we just Obviously make our own snacks Like you don't Like whatever We just go in the kitchen And make our own snacks So Lila was like Okay like I'll make nachos So Lila goes to the kitchen And makes Sand under her nails though Okay but Like you gotta You gotta give that It doesn't matter You weren't even there You slept through this day That's true Lila I will go to bat for you She did pee the bed though Lila also peed Brooke's bed We'll get to that

Lila goes to the kitchen and she makes like literally the most beautiful plate of nachos I've ever seen did you drink that whole I'll get there she's spending time in the kitchen Lila's putting in work okay and she brings them out sets them down and I don't know if I should name names because I don't want to see well Kyla Page and Natalie go into jokes about like how there's shit under her nails cracking jokes about like you can't eat anything Lila makes because of like

like dirt under her nails or whatever. Like they're just making jokes, like being funny. But like if I were Lila, I'd be like, OK, dumb, stupid horse. I just made you these nachos. Fuck you. I can see both sides because I'm Lila. But I remember we were in the Atlanta airport and Lila told me she hadn't washed her hands in three days. You know, like I do. There is a point. Don't eat the nachos. Yeah. You don't have to say like she's fucking gross. Like she just made those for you. But also my biggest life thing is do not try to

Dish the I don't know that's the phrase. I'm sorry. I never know. You can't take the heat get out the kitchen Yes, so Lila in the kitchen making beautiful. Yes, but I'm saying it Lila will shit on everyone in a room So if someone's gonna shit on you for having I know but you know have her moments Well sure where she'll randomly get her feelings hurt and you're like wait you literally just she'll call me like a brown tooth Stupid unlovable idiot and then I'll be like hey Lila I can see your hair extension showing and she'll like cry get her feelings and I'm like, oh

My teeth are brown. I don't know. It was because it was the, like the execution of it all. I know you were not present. I'm like reliving nacho gate right now, but everyone was so drunk that Natalie was literally talking at this level and like Lila could hear her. And then she'd turn to me and she'd be like, she can't hear me. And I'm like, yes, she can. And so it just became this like literal brawl over a set of nachos that I consumed entirely by myself and,

Lila's nail dirt and all. Which is how funny is that? And we thought we were like, how?

Funny we're gonna go an hour later Nacho gate was the fight of the weekend And then how funny is it that an hour later Brooke and Lila are like hugging in the pool like you're My sister I would die I was always on Team Lila Natalie and Lila Then like like everyone like we'll All just like be so real about things And like be like fuck you fuck you okay We're good now because we got it out and then like An hour later we'll love each other Brooke and I Had a fight we had one One fight of the week which is like Actually good because Nacho

Not to make it sound bad, but we do fight a lot. Like, but just it's always like funny, like a ha ha fight. Like, I don't think we fight like serious fire. Only ever serious fight was the Mindy Sedge. Yeah. And we'll talk about that. It's sister fights. It's just like, yeah, don't fucking. That's the thing. It's so sister. Like, we'll yell for 20 minutes and they'll be like, but I love you anyways. Like, who should tell their perspective first? I think me personally. Is this jet ski? Life jacket gate. We love adding gate to everything now. It's our new thing. I personally.

and I'm going to tell this story in a nice way. I, we were having, I'm not kidding. This was like, probably if I were going to like rank top 10 days of my life, especially because of what happened at the end of this day, my favorite days ever. Okay. I was having so much fun. It was like blissful. Everyone's like jet skiing, swimming, whatever. I take a photo like Ari and Ari's on a jet ski. Tana's on the back. Lila and Natalie are like literally like

Pitter pattering in the pool. Like it is the sweetest photo. I take a photo like you can. I got the whole scene. OK. And I I know my friend. OK. So I'm like she's hunched back on a on a jet ski. Notre Dame.

she's notre dame yeah so like i'm gonna give her a little a little like snatch like fix my hunchback yeah like straight in my spine i mean you're on a jet ski you're scared so you're like this and you were like that so i was like i'm gonna fix it and then i post it and i'm so excited to show tana because i'm like i thought i was literally like fucking picasso i was like i cannot believe i captured this this is art okay i was mad and i

here's what i'm gonna say no no shut up i'm not done okay cool i give her a snatch a rooney i don't even tell her okay because i i'm like that's how you looked in your life jackie you looked amazing she there was no hunchback you were straight up i show it to her and she goes haywire she's like i can't believe you wouldn't facetune me i'm like i did

But it's like a life jacket. No one looks cute and snatched in a life jacket. But I did what I could. Yeah. And I posted it because I knew that about you. Oh, it was literally Armageddon. Here's what I'll say. I'm drunk and I'm sorry if I made you feel some type of way. Because that's not what I was going for. Um...

What happened is my hunchback was so bad that Brooke was reshaping me on Facetune In, which is understandable. You're straightening my spine. You're fixing what is like terribly awful. Like you're making me look the way I looked in my life jacket standing. But my ass got caught up in the reshape. Oh.

Like in the collateral, in the collateral. And so my butt looked way smaller than it is. I'll show it on the canceled podcast right now. If I have to have the video, she made me delete it. Oh, I have it from the group chat. No, I don't think you should even show it. Cause it's, I, I, I honestly went a little crazy. Don't show it. Don't show it. She's going to cut it anyway. Don't show it. But,

I just wanted my butt to look how my little butt looks with my life jacket standing up. But I wasn't nice about it. And I was in a very angry mood, which is what we will get into. No, you were dealing with some stuff, so I'll give you that. And I was also like, for that couple days, I started my period last day. And I was like, oh, okay.

I was very like and it's funny because when you and me are like yeah like when we start our periods we get like so catty to each other like sisters the same way if two sisters live in a household and you start your period like you get catty like it's nothing like but we were detrimental we love each other fighting I literally was like because I was like I thought like it it bothered me because only a couple days before like we had a similar situation I posted like the cutest sweetest photo of Tana frolicking on the beach and she was like I don't look good and I got mad at her because it's like you look amazing but

Well, you literally look amazing. Dysmorphia is always going to hit. But it bothers me because like, look what we're doing right now. You're on video. You look amazing. Love you. See, and I hate it. I want to face up it. But like that's, and I'm not, I don't want to be like Kendall Jenner about it because I edit my pictures. I like, yeah, you know what I mean? Like I do that too, but it like,

It like sometimes I'm like you look so cute like I wish you just thought it and I will say I appreciate your love for me for that like you're very nice to me about it. Oh, I it was like such a sweet friendship picture because it was like four people like it shouldn't have been caught in a photo like two of them are on a jet ski like

It was a cute pic. But that was our big fight. But don't you worry. Which is funny that it was our big fight. It was over in 10 minutes. And then we were like hugging on the boat dock. We fucked up. There were two Noah's Ark trips. One of them was that. But that was the second one. We forgot to talk about the most important thing that happened on the first one. Do we say that or not? What? Ashley fell off the dock. It's not funny. Well, here's what I will say. We don't have to say that. But it's in my vlog. Here's what I'm going to say. One sentence.

You already said your sentence, so this makes sense for me saying the sentence. Okay. I understand what it is like to see someone do some shit that's funny as fuck or that sucks when they have not necessarily been so nice to you. It wasn't even so much... Well... And so... Yeah, Ashley fell off the dock. And so...

Was For two days Someone looked at you At one point And goes The only sentence I've heard you say For a day Is Ashley fell off the dock Honestly I'm sorry Something's wrong I'm not kidding It was like a record player In my head Like that's all I could think about No 100% But it was like We were all that drunk There's a photo Of that day And I was so hammered That like No we got off the yacht Ashley

Ashley and Brooke were sleeping together on the yacht. Everyone was very drunk. We get off the yacht and we're all walking in and Ashley falls off the dock. Walks off the dock. Like, walks off. Like,

The boat captain had to jump in the water and rescue her. It's kind of funny. It was hilarious. And I kissed the captain of the boat I made out with him for saving her. I had to. As you... You know what? That's what you do. That's what you do for a friend. Okay, it wasn't that funny. If it were anyone, it would be funny. If it were Lila, I would...

But I would have said it just as many times. Absolutely. But who falls off the dock? It's insane. Hilarious. Doesn't matter. That was the first night. So so what's important about that story is like this whole crew like that that ran this boat situation was like witnessed that and like the chaos of it all. And they like the next time we chartered a boat, which was a couple of days later, they were like, we need to control the alcohol consumption because like this cannot happen again.

So we go on the boat again a couple days later. It gets a little crazy. I've been Mindy'd before. I'll probably get Mindy'd again. For those who don't know, Mindy'd is a reference to a situation of a friend of yours hooking up with a man that is or was once yours. Yeah, it's a verb we use. Obviously, the original Mindy was me, Brooke Schofield. Yes.

And we worked that out. Like, I'm going to be real. Like, just so like, I guess we're starting it right now. But I hate our whole Mindy situation because it was like,

Obviously, I like this boy and I was hooking up with him. You hooked up with him, whatever. You told me that day. You said, I did it. I'm sorry, whatever. And I was really angry about it. And that's why you and I weren't friends for like a long... Like probably five months, four months. It was probably... I think it was like three months. It wasn't... And I made a lot of mistakes during that situation. Like I used to be the type of person who acted so much out of anger. And I still...

Find myself fighting those demons, you know where I act out of anger, but I learned a lot from our situation that Yes, I hated when that happened in the moment, but you and I could have discussed that I should have never made that YouTube video Yeah, but at the same time like I

You were not invalid in making the... Of course, there were parts of it that I didn't love. But you're extremely hurt in a situation by somebody who was very close to you. I understand now. Maybe not so much at the time, but I understand now where your head was at making the video. And I used to be the type of person where when anything hurt me, I would just...

Like, that's why I started YouTube. Because I hated my family. I hated everything. Like, I would just make a video. Like, when... Yeah, you're like a responsive person. Don't do it. We're like... I had nothing to lose. So I'd make a video about what hurt me. I would tell the people who watched me. Because I felt like they were the only people who would listen. And so I became that type of person. And...

like I was very hurt by you so I made a video and then you and I became friends again and people would always be like why do you do that you're so forgiving it's like because you should never end your friendship over a stupid boy don't get me wrong if I date someone for fucking years and years and I love him like if anyone fucks Chris Miles or if anyone that's a friendship Paul or if anyone fucks the people that are Monsanto or anyone fucks the people I love like

I would hate that you know and that would be a different situation but like over a fuck buddy over a stupid boy like you shouldn't act like that you know yeah we've said it too we've like addressed it I think on our podcast and others like it looking back on it now we're like how fucking stupid of us like like a friendship that actually mattered to fight over somebody who really like didn't matter objectively doesn't matter objectively didn't matter at all like I was hurt in the time but like we could have worked that out off camera you know

and you and I had that situation, but it also made us stronger, and I wonder if the canceled podcast would have ever even started if it wasn't for that situation, because we almost both realized that we're both so good at being conversationalists and giving each other banter and...

loving each other through everything which i think and hold each other accountable just be like listen like this is what you did wrong this is what i did wrong and that's like it was like that was and that was important to the like everything i wouldn't change anything about the fucking canna mindy situation for anything because now we have this and life is really good you know yeah and i really love you and i think like i said i learned a lot from that situation about how i would handle it differently which i guess brings me sorry literally

Such a baby No and I'm not mad at you for it at all now Like at all now you know No I know but Still the whole thing like makes me a little bit Like not sad because like We do laugh about it now it's like that guy If you guys knew that guy like It's hilarious it's like fighting over Josh love you I don't feel like I ever See you really especially Like express that you're hurt I feel like a lot of times You do get hurt but you don't show it

So when like something happens to you and you show that you're hurt, like it makes me really sad because it's like, I don't know. I show that anything can happen to me and I show that I'm hurt and you never do. And so essentially, I guess the torch... Wait, Brooke, this is not your story. I'm like... No, I understand. Essentially, the torch got passed. You passed the Vindy torch. Which...

i'm gonna say like you you're being like so the bigger person for it you know but there was a lot of time where i think my friends everyone i had forgiven you we had already restarted the cancelled podcast but people were like so still mean and still making you feel excluded and still coming at you but that is also what you do like

The same way if somebody like like a guy even like did you really wrong like you might take him back but I'm always going to think about like what he did. Yes. But like you're like the same way you don't tell your parents when like a friend does you wrong because they'll never forget it. Yeah. I got that aspect of it. I knew that like it was going to be harder to gain back like the people around you who care about you a lot than it was going to be like to like work on us kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah.

And you and I had forgiven our friendship for so long, we'd restarted the canceled podcast, you know? And I think people were very much not so nice to you. And I would always defend you and stick up for you, but there were just certain people who were very...

Stuck on Fuck Brooke Like She did this to Tana So We They can't be friends Like Essentially And I was like Well I'm We are friends So It is what it is You know And The only reason That I bring up This situation Is because Reddit Has taken it Tenfold And I only know that Because my little friend Is an addict And we look at it together I'm back on drugs

And I don't think that's a bad thing. I think that it's good that you keep up with what the people think and we can take certain things into ensuring that this podcast. That's the thing. It's hard not to cut you off, but like I think about it and it's like I know what people like and don't like because of it, but I also know what people like and don't like and then it hurts my feelings. Yeah, and there's definitely a balance there like we always talk about, you know, and it's not that I don't appreciate that, but it should happen on this trip towards the end.

I've spoken to both people in this situation, you know, and I think there's a lot of miscommunication and a lot of misunderstanding, you know. Like, I didn't necessarily care about that guy fucking anyone at all. I've hooked up with his friends, you know. Yeah, I just felt like I maybe wouldn't have invited him on the trip. I necessarily felt like,

I was maybe lied to by a couple people. Yeah, I feel like it was, like, circumstantial. I feel like we might not have given yet enough context. Like... Yeah. Basically... Like, can I say? Yeah, I mean, you have to. Basically, it was, like, the friend group on a trip, and then for the last couple days, Tana invited, like, a guy she used to date...

Like back in the day. And he's just like a funny guy. Like we laugh at him. So it was just like whatever. Like funny addition. And we very much broken up amicably. And it was very much like I like we both know we shouldn't be together. So we're good friends. So come on the trip. You're my friend. You know?

And I totally feel that way. But at the same time, my family every day is like, marry him. And he's calling me on holidays. Yeah, you have a soft, like a little soft spot for him. Like I care about him. He's a good guy. I don't necessarily think that like we should be back together like at all. Like, but...

It happened. And yeah, there's yeah, a soft spot is a perfect way to explain it. As much as we want to say like we don't care and stuff like if you're in the same place with the same guy, like I know that that would have been. I also think the factor of another 10 people on a trip who feel some type of way about both sides. You know, there are certain people who ship me and pool boy and certain people who ship you and pool boy and certain people who would.

yell at me for being mad at you or yell at you for being mad at me. Yeah, it would have just been messy. Like, it just would have been messy, you know? And so maybe this person who was invited on the trip wouldn't have been invited if I was aware that there was a second person factor into it. Yeah. And the way I just, like, found everything out really hurt my feelings. Yeah. You know? Because I just don't, like, I just don't think you need to, like, lie to people, you know? Yeah. Like, especially people you love. Like,

It's never this man caring about this man was never in question. It's caring about your friendships. And that was the same thing with our OG Mindy situation is it's a principle. Just tell your friends what's good. That's why we're cool over pool boy. You literally asked my permission. I said, go for it. Like, I don't give a fuck if someone like bring something up and is like, hey, like, again, I know how who I am and how I am. Like, I've dated a decent amount of people.

and there's a decent amount of people that I've dated that are now just like my bros. And I mean that sincerely, and I know that sounds like I don't care if it sounds fake to me. It's the truth. I've dated certain people that can now be my friends, but at the same time, I still dated them and cared about them at one point and would like anyone who gets with them to be...

with me about it, especially if there's an eight-month longevity to it. Yeah. But, like, an example, I did ask your permission about Pool Boy initially just because I knew I wanted to do it and I knew it had been a long time since, like, you guys had hooked up. But still, the second it happened, I call Amari and go, how do I tell her? Like, I have to tell her, obviously. Like, it's just, like...

I don't know It's like Accountability is like a big And My mom texted me this today She was like Listen I don't care If you guys have to go To the moon To find someone That the other one Hasn't hooked up with I think that would be The best thing for you Whether you're in LA or not Yeah And that is like We get comments about that too Cause like

It's a little hard to talk about the topic when we openly talk about how we like have hooked up with the same guys. Like we started this podcast with like a conversation about how we both had gone on a date with the same guy. Yeah. But it's like a friendship thing and like a family thing is like the communication of it all. Just being like just saying like this is what I did. You know like I literally said hey I went on a date with we're talking about Trevor. Like I was like I went on a date with Trevor. Feel free to do your thing. That's fine. I just think when there's lack of

communication there and lack of honesty there lack of honesty is like where I sit with especially with someone that at one point I cared about you know it's one thing if I fuck someone but like yeah it's hard because it and now I can laugh at him and be like oh my god why would I ever date that person like whatever but there was a point in my life yeah you really cared about it I really cared about this person and like my family really loved this person and like

just feeling lied to by like especially with just several people like people saw situations that happened like before the trip that like i would have loved to know about like before the trip so that i did not invite bring on this drama and i hate that it's even on reddit and i even have to like talk about it because i'm trying to tread lightly because like i said i learned so much from the mini situation like i love ashley that's my sister you know yeah like i always always want to be like

great with her like even no matter how mad at her i was or how mad at me she could be you know like i don't want to lose someone who's been in my life for like like 10 11 12 years like that's like a very like sad thing and especially over a boy that doesn't matter to me at all you know yeah and i hate that it's even like a public thing that's why i've been laughing this whole podcast because i literally like i'd rather die than like you know

And obviously when I'm angry, like, I'm like, fuck, yeah, let's go on cancel. Let's talk about it, whatever. But then it's like reality sets in and it's like, that's my sister. And I always want to be cool. That's a hard part too. Cause like I've, I contributed personally to it. Like I was commenting on things like saying like, you know, like she level 10 Mindy, like kind of thing where, um,

I don't know, in the moment, I felt like, not validated, but just like, I was like... And I said this today out loud to everyone. Like, when someone condemns you so hard for something for a long time, and you finally now feel like you just did the same thing as me, you're going to feel a level of vindication that is not spiteful, that's not angry, but you're going to be like...

Welcome to the club, at least. It isn't about me kind of thing. Like, it's just not... Well, it involves you because you were 1.0. I know. But what I'm saying is, like, I feel bad that I contributed to it because, like, now it does, like, I guess have to be, like, addressed or whatever. But if we...

In my opinion... Or... In my opinion... Have learned anything... It's that like... How stupid was that? You and I look back on the Mindy situation... Like with me... And Jeff... Or whatever we called him at the time... Like... Isn't it funny we called him Jeff? Hilarious... But like we look back on that... And we're like how...

Like, he did not matter. Like, our friendship, like, was worth so much more than that. And, like, at that time, you and I were not... Like, we were close, but we were not that close. Yeah. We became closer almost after. You and Ashley have been friends forever. She has always been...

A good friend to you She's always been like Your sister And there's so many factors As well Where like I think That maybe like She also thought It was okay The whole thing is like Kind of hard to talk about But it's like I think a lot of us Thought that The way I speak about him Yeah and it was Like I'm just like I don't want to be with him anymore But kind of going back To what I said before Where like sometimes When things hurt you You will act like They don't And you'll like Kind of pretend Everything's fine And it's not a big deal I think that like Sometimes that works Like

At a disadvantage Because like Because people think that Like I won't give a fuck Yeah I feel like maybe And why genuinely I actually believe this And I don't think it's like Uncommon knowledge Like Ashley and I Really don't get along But like I genuinely Do not think that She would have done it If she thought that You would have cared And I agree with that I think that she like Genuinely

You know And like even the first day I was laughing Like at everything happening And I think they thought I was just giggling about it But I was more so like Processing it And like preparing How I was gonna speak To both of them about it You know Me being like Quote unquote Heartless Like works so terribly At my disadvantage You're not Nobody thinks you're heartless Like it works so terribly At my disadvantage Because like

When things do hurt me, like everyone's like, wait, what? You know, and it's like, obviously things hurt me. I'm a human being. No, I just, I think you, I don't know, like you pick and choose like what you show and

No, I don't think anybody thinks that you're heartless at all. But like, I definitely think that a lot of things like again, a lot of things that upset you, you don't you act like they don't. But kind of the same thing happened like when my like when Mindy 1.0 happened. Yeah. You weren't mad right away. Not at all. You asked me, you said, Brooke, did you do this? I said, yes, I did. Like and you and you go, OK, like you kind of laughed about it. We talked for a second.

And then it was like literally probably like days later that you finally were like, absolutely not. And that's like a problem of mine that I realized that I don't know how to fix. No, but that's not that's not abnormal. That's like processing things. Like I will always like look at something and be very normal about it. And then I will take like five days to like three days, whatever it is, like 48 hours to process things.

How I truly feel and how to compartmentalize my emotions and what I should react on and what I shouldn't react on. But that's a good thing because I feel like maybe when you were younger, you weren't as good at that. It works in my favor and not in my favor because, you know, like...

If you're compartmentalizing your career, maybe, but not like for your personal life. I think I've just always been the type of person, even like if a boyfriend cheats on me, like a first, I'll be like, okay, cool. And three days later I'll be like, okay, now like, let's talk about it. I'm going to sob and I'm going to ruin your life. Like, but that's a very normal, like I have that too, where like I won't be mad at something. And then I think about it a little harder than I am.

I just always have been the type of person, and maybe it comes from my childhood, where I feel like I have to get my puzzle pieces together before I, like, discuss something, you know? Like, even in my childhood, if I was gonna go, like, fight with my family, like, I would have to, like, have my reasoning to be able to have a leg to stand on. So, like, it just comes from, like, how I am. Again, it sucks and it doesn't. Like, it stops me from being...

so reactive but at the same time I bottle things up and piece things together and then when I do react it's not necessarily good I always say when I was with Chris Miles like I like and we would fight like I would see red like just red like and I would just become this person that I wasn't because I would see so red and I've never done that in my life really and I saw red towards certain aspects of this situation towards feeling lied to towards feeling like people defending people because

They felt like they should towards knowing that I was in the right and, you know. Yeah. So on and so forth. And so eventually when I got to the point where I like showed my emotions and was seeing red, it was like, Tana, shouldn't you have done this two days ago? And it was like, I'm sorry for taking so long. But like, no, I had to like I'm always the type of person who will put every piece in the puzzle before I react. Yeah. And that's like.

A good and a bad thing, you know? Yes. But in this particular situation, since we were like, we're on a trip with 12 people and we all knew the first day. And so once the first day happened, Tana knew and like we felt like maybe she didn't care. Her second day. I that's the issue is like, I almost feel like people felt like valid, like or like, oh, like she shouldn't. She doesn't get to be mad. And I don't think that's necessarily fair.

I think, again, you needed, like, time to process. And people also thought I didn't care. And then people thought I did care. And, like, it just became this whole big dramatic thing that should have been handled between two people. Because, again, the man does it. The man has nothing to do with this, sincerely. It never does. Like, it's never the guy. Like, it's just what you feel like with your friends. He also was, like, very, like, I don't mean to air people out, but.

certain people were very honest with me like hey this happened this happened this happened this happened this happened this happened and I didn't tell you and here it is and then there were like a lot of excuses on the other side and it really broke my heart you know yeah and so it was just like a hard thing to deal with and it still is but at the end of the day like that's my family and I learned a lot from our situation that I don't want people to condemn someone that's my family um

when like it's our own situation to handle and I wish it was never on the internet but yeah anger supersedes I guess shitty situation it's horrible everybody unfortunately is like on we are all like on the internet and like kind of chronically online like everybody's like I mean and people never talk about that like I do feel bad about that like honestly no offense I don't feel bad about it like necessarily at

to her personally but i feel bad between you and i because like i don't no and i i said this today like if someone treats you like for years when you are forgiven for something that was so against

the world for you to do, you know? Like, everyone was like, oh my God, this is the most terrible thing Brooke could ever do. If someone treats you for years after you've been forgiven by me, who you did it to, like, shit. When you see the roles reverse, there's gonna be a part of you I would have the same part of me where it's like...

Welcome to the party. I feel bad to say that because again, it is not about me and I feel horrible that you felt that way and felt so bad. But I understand where you can come from where you're like... I would be lying if I said that some part of me wasn't like, okay, because... Because you were the devil for two years. I know, of course, it's going to make me look petty and stuff. I've never been able to publicly say at all because again, our friend group is very much family.

12 people a 12 person friend group does not exist in my opinion it's it's like a family it's like you have you know like i'm best friends with you but i'm just because somebody's your best friend doesn't mean i'm their best friend yeah and i'm never gonna disrespect this person because like you care about them kind of thing yeah but i have a bit like i mean been through the ringer through it well i just i i feel like in my opinion i've been like so poorly treated by her and

But always with good intention toward you. Always because she was protecting you. Yeah. But if you're going to move on a similar level, I understand. But I'm going to be honest. Her doing the same thing except 20 times over premeditated, I'm not going to lie. I was like, hold on. Which is understandable. And that's what makes this drama have so many factors. The whole thing is a really messy situation. Yeah.

But it's not, in my opinion, unforgivable. Like, there were so many, like, sides and perspectives and stuff. Same thing with you. It's not unforgivable. Again, if it was someone that I was so massively in love with for the rest of my life, like...

Of course it's unforgivable. Get cut off. Like Josie and I were just talking about that. Like there's certain people in Josie's life who've done things. Yeah. You have your people like, like that people know, like you just know to never go near. Yeah. And I know that all of you would never go near the people known to never go near. And again, I'm Tana. I'm insane in LA. I've dated a lot of people. And that's why, like even with us with pool boy, I hate to use them as a reference again, but like,

Open communication is all that matters because there's so many people I don't care about. I just never want to feel like I'm lied to. Yeah. As long as people are honest with me, I don't really care, you know? Yeah. Everything will be fine. And I think that I learned a lot. Like I hated seeing you get so much hate after I was out of my, like being angry at you. And I no longer want to project that onto anyone. Yeah.

Like if I love someone and I forgive them, then sure, go on your Reddit threads and say like Tana's wrong for forgiving people. And maybe 25 is the year for me where I have to learn things, learn what friendship is, learn certain things. But at the same time, when someone's your friend for 12 years and it's over someone you don't care about, like it's a stupid little fight. That's like was my point is like that's what sucks about the Internet.

It's like every friend group has fights like this. I'm in 10,000 group chats with all of my other friends where everyone has fights like this every day. But we're in a place where shit just goes straight to the internet. Yeah. Even if it's a like or an unfollow or like anything. That's how I found out. Or a text and a screenshot. Like,

Like everything goes straight to the internet and then you have to sit in a place where you address it. And I never want to sit here and be like, my life is hard. I'm sitting here in my fucking three story mansion filming a podcast. Life is fine. But like you, like the point you made, there is a difference between like somebody you are just like friends with or whatever. Like this is your lifelong best friend. She's always been, in my opinion, a good friend to you, whether I like her or not. I don't. Um, yeah.

I don't think why I genuinely do not think like that she would have hurt you in that way. Like if she knew that this would hurt you that bad, I don't think that she would. And I recognize that. I'm just saying like a hard part of our lives is that like shit has to shit. No, a hard part of our lives is that shit always ends up on the Internet.

And then because you've chosen to share your life on the Internet since you were 14. People feel entitled to information, too. Yeah. And people are never going to let it go unless you address it. And you have to accept that and do it with a half smile on your face, you know? Yeah. And I understand that. And I hate to end this podcast on a dark ass note, but I just hope that...

People understand that like this will be fully handled off camera and condemning someone as you and I know the canceled podcast would literally never exist. Like it wasn't for all this bullshit. Had that situation not happened. And I appreciate the growth from it. But at the same time, I wish there was no condemning off camera. And I've learned that over time as I've gotten older. Like I don't think condemning someone from the fans is like.

the right answer anymore. And over time we will grow and life will be okay. Yeah. People feel so connected to you. People love you and care about you so much and have watched you for so many years that like, I do feel like people are like, I know what's best for her. Like, this is what I should say. But whether like, however I feel about the situation, like I know what it's like to be on the other side of it. I don't think anyone should be bullying anyone. I think like genuinely it's such a friend group thing.

That is going to be worked out within the friend group And it's like who cares Like we care but like It'll be fixed nobody needs to Bully anyone Except for me no offense I will be doing it for like at least Six weeks And that's okay I'm going to be honest Just point blank being it's an off camera Handled situation and that's a rare thing For me to say you know that's how you know It's like really close to home for me is that like I don't want it It's okay

Thank you for watching. This was a long one. The first half was amazing and we knew we had to address this. That's why I put it off to the end, you know? Yeah. And everything will be great and life is good and...

We're slaying. That's all I ever know to say. We are slaying. And we love you guys for loving the non-guest episodes because they definitely get realer than the ones with the guests. I love you. But I love you too, Brookie. And thank you guys for watching. And we will talk to you very, very soon. Don't think I'm too sad. Again, don't bully people. I'll be okay. Don't bully anyone. This is the least of the shit I've gone through. Let's be real. Let's be real. We love you guys. Goodbye. I'm like, stay true.