37: EXPOSING HOW MUCH MONEY TIKTOKERS MAKE with Leo Skepi Ep 37
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Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast! That was so good! Thank you! That was so, so good! Thank you! I rehearsed before I got here. You did so good! Were you like in the mirror? Like in High School Musical? Hmm, what did I do? I can't do it because of my Botox.

That lip flip won't allow me to do anything like that. I just want to preface the very beginning of this episode by saying I'm so violently high. Wait, what was that sound? Is that Leo stepping? I'm not even high. Was that the doorbell?

And our guest is here. And I thought we had an hour of talking before our guest got here. And I'm so high. Oh, my God. What do we do? Oh, fuck. Leo Skeppy is here. TikTok icon, legend, hilarious. You keep it so real. You're so smart. I'm fucking obsessed with you. And I'm so happy you made the time. For you, of course. Well, I love you. I'm really happy you're here. You texted me the other day. I was like, I need to get you uncanceled. And you sent me your agent. And I was like, he already is a fucking agent. Like, go off. Like, I feel like you...

It's been overnight. Do you have an agent? You have five agents? One is on the way.

- Really? I don't think we've ever had a guest come like with their agent or manager and they're probably gonna walk in and just see this shit in my living room. - Oh, what if they're like, "Cut that, cut that." - No, that's why I have her coming. In case I talk too much shit. - That's smart. - She can take notes of like, "Cut this." 'Cause I was on Zach Sang. And my manager had a list of all the things we have to cut out. - Imagine, I just trashed my entire Zach Sang episode. Like literally the whole episode I said, "Don't put that out." - She cut the whole episode. She said, "Not any of this is usable." - Not kidding. - I love Zach Sang. - Wait, get back to me and how you love me and all that.

You're so tall and handsome. You remind me identically of my best friend, Ari. Like, you guys have, like, such similar personalities. Like, even that, Ari would say that. Look at his face. And Ari would do the same thing. And I would be offended, too, if you said that to me. No offense, Ari.

I've always said you guys, when you meet, are either going to be best friends forever inseparable or hate. Like, it's like too similar. I feel like sometimes you can't. It's like putting two betta fish together. You can't do that sometimes because it's like too strong of personalities. And I'm so fucking excited for it. Honestly, it's going to be everything. You're actually already beefing my friend group, right? Amari and Ashley. What did they do? Amari told me a little bit. Ashley. Your side.

just never responded to my message last time I was in L.A. No. Like she made a whole like TikTok about me and was like talking about it on like friends only and all that. Yeah. And like friends on like friends only TikTok or was that like a I thought it was a weird OS. No, no, no.

No, so she made a video like we was friends and then I messaged her, I was here, she ignored me. So she hurt my feelings, so she's canceled. - She is literally my best friend and she doesn't answer me. So I completely understand she's canceled, she's over, after you're done. Who else, Amari now? Amari's wrong though. He told me and I think I know he's wrong. - Amari literally sent me his number and was like, "Oh my God, we're gonna hang out, we're gonna hang out, we're gonna hang out." Guess what we didn't do? Guess what he didn't do? - What did he not do? - Text me the fuck back. Why are you giving me your number to ignore me?

That is a really good point. So we got beef. But it's so funny because I'm like, that's so valid. But I feel like I frequently give people my number. All the time. Do you actually want to know that I had text Leo Skeppy on my to-do list? Like this week, like literally to-do list because I knew if I like hit you to go on canceled and didn't respond regularly, you'd cook my ass. So I have like a constant reminder to be like, okay, like I can't afford to be cooked. So I'm going to really make sure I answer. Are you kidding me? Please. I wouldn't cook you.

But you'd like in a good way. You've been cooked enough for being like irresponsible. Like I would just leave that be. I wouldn't like. You're so real for that. I'm so ego driven. Like I'm never going to say somebody didn't reply to me. Yeah. Like if you just ignored me, I'll just shut the fuck up and take it. Yeah. 100%. That's fair. I'm like that too. I agree. I do agree with that. Amari was excited though. He was really excited you were coming. Yeah. He actually like compiled a list of so many questions to ask you and shit like for me. Like it was really sweet. Well, I'm.

My feelings just got hurt. Like I'm very like tough and like yeah with it But like my feelings be getting hurt over nothing like you don't respond to me. That's my well, yeah the way he said it Yeah, I feel the same way. I'm very easily hurt by things. I'm I'm just so dramatic So I either like so don't care like at all or I like freak out over nothing That was the whole last episode me freaking out over nothing. I

It's usually a beautiful view, but you can't see it right now. It's really foggy right now. It's kind of crazy. Oh my God, the whole window's open. Where the fuck am I? I don't know, honestly. It's like Tana Mongeau's house, which is really scary. It's scarier than space. You can leave at any time if you get uncomfortable. Right. I'm just going to go that way. No, we should try to get all the crazy stuff out of him before his agent gets here. Let's do it.

I'm like, so who do you hate? Yeah, so have you met like an influencer you don't fuck with yet? Or do you have any fun like fucking stories for us? Or is that too crazy? With names. Sorry. I haven't had a bad interaction with an influencer in person. I have had some fucked up shit happen. Like in the DMs? Yeah. Tell. Do tell.

Give them aliases. Let's make it to where no one can ever even guess. We make up names sometimes. It's so obvious who it is. It's the only guy I've posted a video about. I don't flirt. I don't go in. We're not going to talk about it. Yeah, we don't have to talk about that. Later I'll tell you. You're going to shit yourself. I want to know. Damn, because that was on my list of questions to ask you was...

I have his name blocked on all my comments, blocked on my live. Like, so people can't, I'm just waiting for the association to die down. So people stop fucking asking. I don't know if you want to leave any of this in, but I can relate to that. Like, I'll say I have a crush on someone or something and then people like never let it die. And it's like, I, that was three different Tanas ago. Like, I don't have a crush on, you know, like now, but it's like forever associated, you know? Well, my crush for you will never die. No,

No, deadass. Like, if I was straight, I would have, like, been claimed you. No, honestly, I saw you, and obviously my immediate first reaction, I was like, oh, my God. And then I was like, oh, my God. We're going to make out when we drink. I didn't know it. Dude, I have such a serious problem with that. Like, I make out with all my friends when I'm drunk, and then literally the last episode, we were – I didn't make out with Ryan. Shut the fuck up. But the last episode –

The last episode I was going into that. I just have an issue with that. Okay, me next. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm literally ready. What have you done out here so far? Done what? Again, I'm like, have you gone out? You went out with Spence Wah. Oh.

Girl, in my mind, like, what have you done? I was like, how did you know I did? No, she's super high right now. I'm sorry to call you out. Did I even tell you that? I'm so high right now. I can't tell. Wow. Sly, Sly, Sly, Sly, Sly. Incredible. Just letting you know that. Maybe now. Girl, when I get high, you can totally tell. But no, I've gone out. I went on two other podcasts. Dom was one of them.

- Love him. - I love him. - I made him cry. - You made him cry? - On our episode. - What did you talk about? - Deep shit. - I love that. - You know what I mean. - I'll tune in. - I'm the number one podcast on education for a reason. I get to the deep shit. - You do, I saw this clip of you. God, what were you saying? - Really touched you. - No, no, no, no, no, because it did, but I'm high. You were talking about like that the best, like if someone cheats on you, do not respond because the best form of like,

getting over that was like, you know what I mean? Not giving them the validation of knowing they like,

Like revoking all access to you. Yeah. Best revenge. Like imagine you fuck up like with Tana Mongeau. Well, and then I cry and throw fits and fucking like have to fuck their friends and be like, I should just revoke all access. They really didn't like that would fuck you up. Well, like me. Well, no, I saw that and really was like, that's so the way you have to live. And anytime I've ever done that, like life was just healthier. You know, I don't think I've ever successfully done that. Like revoked access ever.

In fact, I'll like, I'll beg for them back. I need to beat some toughness into you because I've been listening, I've listened to Cancel. Like, I would never leave you at the Red Rock One. You are too sweet, too forgiving. And if you, if I ever meet him, if I meet him, done. He's dead, yeah. I'll beat his ass. Oh my god, I'll introduce you guys just so I can watch that happen. I'm so thrilled. I need coaching, I think. I feel like I, I'm trying to be like tougher.

I love that. These days. I do love that. You got to realize you're something worth fighting for first. You got a lot of like self-worth issues, but I got you, babe. Why'd that hit me right in the heart? I'm like, great. Now I feel worse about myself. No, I'm just kidding. We got this. We got this. No.

I feel that I'm definitely I'm definitely in the like recognizing that era and not trying not to be toxic and awful with people, which is good. But I want to hear on a lighter note. And I know that you get deep and I love that. But you're also so, so fucking funny when you're just like lighthearted, like doing like a fucking Versace haul or like talking your shit. I live for that side of you. And last night you went out with Spence Watt and you made a tick tock.

about a fight breaking out and I started it today and I purposely didn't watch the whole thing because I want to hear the story from you on the podcast right now. Okay, let's do it. I still have my little battle wound. Oh my God. Some bitch had an acrylic.

but my nails like still in there literally my dna is under some girl's nail oh my god like how hannah was eating the muffin out of her nail someone's eating me out of there oh my i've been talking about all week like i keep a full course meal under these 10 things i would love if it was you honestly you can get a piece on this one oh my god that's beautiful i'm ready i'll give you right after this so we're in beaches yeah

There's like a fight that kind of breaks out and we were inside. Like we were like trapped in the like a back corner. And I'm very protective of who I'm with. If I care about you, no one's hurting you. I'll literally die before like someone hurts you.

So this fight breaks out. So I put, we're like trapped. So I'm like, all right. So I put Spencer and his friend behind me and I made them stand behind me. I was like, yeah, okay, try some shit. And I was just like standing there, just like watching, observing, letting them fight. Cause when I get in a fight, let me fight. Don't try and break it up. Cause I'm going to hit you too. So I was like, I'm gonna let them fight. And security comes. And then it's like, these couple of girls get into it. These guys get into it. And then security starts grabbing them. And they all started like,

moving very fast toward us. Yeah. I'm acting like it's not three feet away. Yeah. Like I'm over here already like paranoid. But they're like coming at us. So I started shoving them. Like I just started like bear shoving them away from who I'm with. Because I'm like if you hit me, I don't care. You hit who I'm like with? No. Yeah. I'm going to jail. So I started like pushing them away to get them like the fuck back. And then...

security started like getting more involved people flying like at leo stephanie like it's so funny like i have such a good visual of this continue so i it started getting like a little too much i was like all right so i gave spencer my glasses gave him my bag i was like hold my shit oh no like oh my earring oh my god speaking of that i've gotten in fights and lost my earrings before it's the most heartbreaking thing but

I'm like, then I go to like really shoving them, but I start shoving them like toward the entrance to like get them away so we have more, so I get the fuck out. - Doing security's job, yeah. - Literally. And so like when I hit them with that final push, everybody kind of like moved.

And they all were like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just the domino effect of the whole club. Everybody was like. It's like parting the Red Sea. I can see it. Literally. Yeah. Everybody was kind of like taken back. They were like, what the fuck? They all had to get like reoriented after like I shoved them. And then they kind of like go off. This guy like comes out of fucking nowhere and acts like he's like saving the day and turns around at me like he was going to do something to me. So I got ready. I got excited. I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah.

So, before I even get a chance to step, Spencer comes in front of me.

And like gets like he's about to do something. I was like, what are you going to do, bitch? And like Spencer, like got my attitude and stood up for me. I can't even imagine Spencer while doing that. I would love to see it. I love that. I absolutely love that. Every time I've ever met Spencer, I him and I, I will say, which is good because it's way worse when just one person's blacked out. Like we were both so blacked out every time I've ever met him. Like it was just like gibberish to gibberish. So I've never had like a like I couldn't imagine being like feisty or anything.

anything i've never had no he's got it i love and like that's the most bonding thing and that's the like best love language is like fight for me like fight with me fight for me like i love that yeah that's true but the guy the writer honestly exactly yeah so like the guy kind of like fucked off when he realized like because spencer got in his face and i stood right behind spencer like do something to him and he just like it's like the doberman and the chihuahua he kind of like just fucked off and then security came up to me and was like who were you pushing

And I was like, you all these people away from my fucking people. I was like, you do your fucking job or I'll do it. Right. Like control the crowd. Yeah. And then they were like, oh, OK. That's good. What are they going to do? Kick you out? I'd be terrified. Try it. I was literally like I was stepping up a security like, what are you going to do?

Like, I did your job. Not secured. He's like, I don't get paid enough. Like, you know what? He literally was like, okay. Have a nice night. That would be me at any job ever. I'd be like, you know what? You want a shot? They're over there. Did you keep partying? Like, out of the same place? Yeah. So, like, things...

It like died down, but like my adrenaline started going so I was like I need a cigarette. So I went outside, me and Spencer smoked. Yeah, that's like a bump of... Bad joke, sorry. Right. Anyway. That was another night. It always is. So we had a cigarette, chilled out, and then we went to the next bar. It was fine. Oh, love that. I do. Would you fight for me? Yeah. Really? She's got it. Yeah. I feel like... I like...

I just, I never want things to get to that point, but if someone was coming crazy at you, I wouldn't leave you like alone. I hope you do the same for me. I did it for Lila one time, one time at Pride, somebody started calling Lila like trans slurs. And I was like, we are at Pride. Oh my God. I went insane. Thank God. Honestly, that is kind of crazy and bold. At Pride. I guess that's where you go if you want to say it. That's sad. That's awful.

No, she's got it in her. I can just tell when someone's got it. You think so? You've got it. Like if someone hurt your friend, you'd be like a wild like spider monkey. You would just start like, you wouldn't know what you were doing, but you would just be clawing, scratching, punching. Whenever people ask me what animal I like resonate with the most, I always say spider monkey. That's literally how I fucking feel. Or like flying squirrel at all times. Oh, no, no, no. I don't think flying squirrel is for you. Like the webs. But they're so agile. No offense. What a read. I was...

I was gonna say, I might be all bark. And like, if I've ever fought in life, I very much fight unfair. Like, I'm gonna try to like rip your hair out and put my fingers in your eyes. Like, I don't think I have like boxing game, you know? I'm like lay down and kick. Lay down and kick. From now on, you'll just be like, Leo! Oh, I'm God. 100%. I would try my best, but again, not very agile. That's true. You work out a lot. Is there... Yeah, it shows. Okay, Amari told me to ask something something steroids.

Or like, did you say something about that online? Yeah, I just finished my first steroid cycle. And you're open about it? Yeah. And people don't, like, I don't know the... Oh my God, the Ozempic girlies could never. Yeah. Them bitches are on that shit. Oh my God, all these fitness people. Yeah. There's so many, I don't have any, like, signs with brands. Like, I don't have any contracts or any agreements. I'm not working with any. Because a lot of the fitness people can't be honest about it.

So even if they want to talk about it, they can't contractually. But also the people that do talk about it be telling half-truths because I know the whole fitness community. Yeah. They'd still be lying. Yeah, absolutely. So what is it? It's like pro-hormones? Is that what it is? It's like, what is it?

- Huh? - Isn't that what it is when you're like-- - What's in the steroids, basically? - I don't fucking know. - Oh. - I have a doctor that I was with and then my coach. They were both telling me what to take and how to do it. - And you can do it healthily, yeah? - Oh yeah. - Could they make me look like Ronda Rousey?

- Not just with drugs, you gotta work out. - Well, I will. - If I got it in me and wanted it in a fucking shot, no effort at all, it's awful. Good for you. I'm trying to get back in my workout shit, like actually working out era and it's like the hardest thing ever for me. Cardio, nothing crazy. You'll never, ever, ever, ever catch me like lifting. You know what I mean? Like imagine, like it's just, it wouldn't be cute. - I'm strong. I won a pushup competition the other day with a girl from the challenge.

literally this girl we have a friend who like has gone on the challenge like three times she almost or she was runner up the last season and she was like let's have a push-up competition and i beat her is the challenge like survivor x like more it's like it's very like it's extreme like fitness competitions like they have to like scale buildings and like and you jump and swim yes how many push-ups was it that's the thing no it no it was like it wasn't that many it was like 30 no it but

- You did 30 pushups? - Yeah, I'm strong. In college I used to do pull ups at the frat parties, like a very pick me, but that was like my party trick. I was like, oh my God, look at this. I wonder if I can do one. And then I would do like a bunch. - I love this. I'm baffled by this. - I had that upper body. - I don't think I've ever known that about you. - I did, but then I got arm lipo. So now it's like nice little. I lost a little bit of that. - Oh fuck. Wait, I'm glad you asked me.

You were like, you work out a lot. Like you made the observation. I fucking hate when people say, oh, do you work out? What the fuck kind of sneak this? Do you work out?

No, I'm just like built like this. Because people aren't built like that. Some people are just like, no one's built like that. No, yeah, no. Right? No. Oh, if they are, I'm like, call me. Oh my God, I know. It's funny because I love the gym gays, but I hate the gym straight bros. I hate all of them. Yeah, they're awful. They're so... I like the fatty. The personality. Yeah, I can be on a dating app and if it's even like, oh my God, it's like dream date, like gym and then...

You know my dating That's your dream date My hinge profile says like It literally says like You will not make me go to the gym Like that's just not something we're gonna do We're not going hiking It's just oh my Like I love a girl who's about her fitness I guess good for them Like they deserve love within their community But like I just could Not for me Never You know what I mean Yeah what's your type Myself just shorter But think I have hair Okay I need above 5'10 Okay Cause I gotta be able to respect you

And then I need lower than 6'5". Because I'm not swinging up. I'm 6'7". That is really tall. That's a nice range. I'm a little upset about you not being straight. 6'7 is everything, dude. Last year I made this TikTok basically saying like,

a guy under six foot is your friend. Like, what do you call it? And like, it went up. People always say that to me now, like when they see me, like whatever. And then I just catch myself with these like five, seven in heaven ass men. You do have a pretty consistent, she's very consistent with the five sevens. Did I always fall in love? Five seven? No, probably like five nine, five ten. Maybe five nine. Five ten is pushing it for sure. Yeah, five ten is kind of pushing it. And they've always got a little slouch too. Every time I've...

you think it's the drugs that you think like i just go for like it's a combination of a few things dude i always fall in love with the short kings like i almost think that what they're lacking in the height like got squeezed into their brain like they're funnier or something i don't know what you have to be well you've dated look smart not a way keyword i said in love with like no i've dated how do you know you're in love with someone i need to hear your definition how do i know i'm in love with someone yeah

Because you'd be in love every fucking two days. I know. It's so impressive. It's so bad. But that's fleeting, and then I'll get a grip. I just live in like, Delulue cotton candy land. But there's a few that I can look back over time and know if I was actually in love or not. I think that's what it takes for me is time to look back on, which is kind of scary. Because then if I'm married one day, how will I ever know until we divorce? Anyways.

Work, bitch. I feel like I know I'm in love with someone and I know this sounds so like bare minimum if I like being around them. And I know that sounds so fucking stupid, but like I have to enjoy hearing you talk. I have to like

Like, I want to actually hear about your day, not like I'm asking you how your day was because it's like what I'm supposed to do. Like, I want to be able to do like mundane bullshit with you and like enjoy it more with you, like grocery shopping. I always say that if we can't have fun at the grocery, we're not going to work out. Yeah, like, of course we're going to have fun on a fucking like lavish vacation or some bullshit. Like, I want to have fun with you on like doing the worst things. And understanding, I think, is love. Like, I want to feel like I see this person for who they are and they see me for who I am. That's beautiful. It sounds like we need to just go ahead and date.

We can just bypass the fact that I'm gay and it's done. How does that work? Have you ever fucked a girl? She's put up with worse. How many girls have you fucked? As your agent walks in, I'm like, hello. Literally the question. How many girls have you fucked? Can I ask that? Is that appropriate? Oh, I think it's around like eight. Wow. That's a lot.

That's so funny because I had the exact opposite reaction. Oh, well, you're not bi, you're gay, right? Yeah. I wish I was a low bi. Was it the eighth person? Was it the eighth person that did it for you? Like you just after you fuck the eighth girl, was it like extreme, like post-nut clarity on 10? Or obviously does it go deeper than that? No, it wasn't like post-nut clarity. It was more of like.

i started exploring my sexuality and the more i would like experiment with guys the less he wanted to play with girls and it would piss me off yeah that makes sense and then have you ever dated a girl like not for real for real yeah like high school or like young or whatever it's amazing well that that means you really know i feel like a lot of people like never even try yeah it blows my mind that amari like

Amari like dated like a lot of girls. - Like dated girls for like years and had sex with them for years. - But girl we knew. - We all, we knew all along. - Yeah, he was like doing a six step across the floor. - That's how we would like, my friends with strict parents would like, drop into a split. - Okay Brad. - He jumped my car today though. It was like really straight of him. - Really? - Swear to God. I was like going through the list of all my friends. I'm like, I don't have one. First of all, if they are straight, they're like, how do you, like what's jumping a car? And Amari did it for me. It was amazing.

- That's sweet. - It was. - He almost got electrocuted. I was like trying to get electrocuted. I was like, imagine the attention. - Honestly, like, I don't mean this to be rude, but like you're the type bitch to get struck by lightning.

No, no. I really believe that. I feel like if it were going to happen to someone, it would be me. I always say that about Kyla. Kyla's the type. But she's one of our friends, but she just has really, really, really bad luck. And she's almost like a TV show character. You know what I mean? Like, oh, Kyla, you fell down the stairs again. She just rolled down the stairs like Jason Derulo style the other day. Have you seen that? Jason Derulo at the Met Gala falling down the stairs. I feel like we have to show. You did great.

- That's my most liked tweet of the month. I quoted the fucking cockroach thing and was like finally invited to the Met. - Show him Jason Derulo on the stairs. - Could you pull up Jason Derulo falling at the Met Gala? Oh, the wifi's down. - Oh my God. - Hey yo Bill. Come on OnlyFans. - I gotta get a foot pic in there. The fucking lights are gonna go out next. - Hand me my purse, you need some money?

Like nothing ever works here. I just don't, I've given up on that honestly. When you move out here, where do you think you're gonna move? You know what part yet? - Hollywood. I got my apartment yesterday. - Oh did you? - Oh yay! - Wait, I don't, like we'll bleep it or something, but like where? - You wanna know the name? - Yeah. Where is it at? - Wait, that's . It's so nice. - Bitch, I gotta--

- So, the only other person I've ever known that lived there was like loaded as fuck. Like it's so nice. - Girl, Rolls Royce is out front. I was like, what the fuck? - Look at Jason Derulo falling. - Damn, he took a tumble. - It's not real, but it's hilarious. - That's not real? - No, I believed it was real for so long. - I was today years old when I found out that wasn't real. And I think that like, I found peace in knowing that happened. How would anybody fall like that though?

But Kyla did do that the other night at dinner. That's what she did. I swear to God. I feel like a kid just finding out Santa isn't real. Like, I didn't want to know that never happened. I want to ask you your hot takes on just random topics and TikTok drama. Okay. What do you think of everyone making fun of Mikaela right now? Like, Kim Kardashian. I think it's funny as fuck. The bitch had it coming. Posting a video like that. Kim Kardashian. What did you expect? I know. She's done a few now. Do you think her accent is fake? There's rumors that her accent is fake.

It happens. I don't know. Cause she did have, she had like the little, what's it called? Like, you know, when you put on like your, what did someone call it? Like whatever the voice is. Yeah. I heard someone talk about this recently, but I forget what they said. Like,

You put on like your customer service voice. Yeah. Because like she got bullied for her accent or something. So people like made her feel bad. So she tried to pretend like she didn't have the accent. Yeah, that's what I heard. I feel like she was trying to make it like not as pronounced. And then like once she got comfortable, she started. Who gives a fuck about the accent? I want to know how much she made for that fake ass mascara. I hope it was a lot. Honestly, she was so much press they got.

What do you think? Like, guess a number. Like, $250? I mean, yeah, I guess I don't know if she's in, like, a long-term contract with them because then it could be, like, lots and lots of money. But if it was just for that one video, probably, like, probably like $100,000. That's sick. She's, like, the top makeup bitch. I feel like at least two. Maybe, yeah. You think so, though, for a one TikTok? Yeah, like, I kind of think $100,000. But also the beauty industry, like, surprises me every single fucking day. They got this money. They got this motherfucking money. I'm looking at her like, can I say this? I know. Can he say it?

If you have to believe it, you can believe it. I'll make $70,000 per TikTok. Yeah. And Mikaela's like five times bigger. You think so though? Yes and no. I think they're influencing different markets. I think that is more relatable in the regard that she could influence you to buy a fucking pony. I would buy anything. I would buy anything.

Tell me her toilet paper brand and I would be at the store and be like, I should get Cottonelle too. But how many people tried that mascara? But Mikaela, it's like makeup. Like if Mikaela recommended like... It's a great mascara. You know what I mean? I'm wearing it. If Mikaela was like, I love this jacket. Like I don't necessarily know it. Like...

kind of, I feel like, is influencing every market of stuff. And Mikayla's more like, you buy makeup because you trust her opinion. I feel like you'd make more. But yeah, but that's what I was going to say. But the beauty bitches make the fucking most of that. So much money. I regret that sometimes, all the time. Makes me sick. You tried the fucking mascara? You could go back in there. I did try the mascara. Everybody bought it just to try.

And so no one it was sold out everywhere even trying to get the mascara to make that dumbass tick-tock We had to like by we I mean page. That's my like longtime favorite mascara. I'm wearing I literally have it on right now really But I like the original telescopic. I think this one was like a like a side character. I'm wearing original. No, I'm not you're not wearing Are you wearing L'Oreal voluminous on the bottom how it really gave you something something? I have the worst eyelashes ever you've got eyelashes myself

Have you ever gotten plastic surgery? Not surgery, but I have filler as fuck. Where? So I have under eye filler. Okay. Changed my life. And I have a Botox lip flip. So you're not against shit like that. Hell no. You're hot.

guys either obviously i'm gonna fix it me too it was bad i've always said that i really have always said that what actually i want to clear the record like just questions i'm sure people have tana smells good so does brooke like there's a lot of jokes that she's dirty and stinks she smells good i dude i'm not gonna lie i actually i got mad at lila in phoenix arizona y'all roast her on the podcast i don't want to hear it yeah that's so true

But only because she dishes it. You know what I mean? So I know she can take it. And I've always said those are my favorite kind of friendships. Because I hate people who want to be able to dish out the shit but can't take it. You know, like-- Me. --want to take the heat but can't stand by the fire. You're not that bad. That's so you. No, because if you cook-- Self-aware.

What if you cooked me like on some funny shit and I cooked you back on some funny shit? You can handle that. I hate people who like whatever, you know. But in Arizona, she was vlogging and she just said some shit like Tana fucking reeks or some shit. And I go, you have to stop furthering this narrative. Like, I don't care if people think like most things about me, but I'm not going to have the general population just think I smell.

Like that is where I draw the fucking line. Like I know I smell good at all times. I put forth effort into that. I could shower more, but still, you know, there's like, I'm putting the perfume on. I'm just, I've never smelled bad. And I just, I needed to say that once and for all. Thank you guys so much. One more thing I want to add. Brooke's skin is like fucking glass. Her tracks, none showing. I'm sure there's one. Like there's none. You're going too far. I can talk everything. I think someone, no, it's someone that kissed you on the head. Your skin's really good too.

She does. She doesn't have any pores, which is crazy. That's so unfair. You and Lila, Tana and Lila both have the worst diets you could possibly imagine. Not so much now. Wow. And neither of them have a single pore on their face. I have pores as fuck. But you have like perfect skin. You shouldn't have perfect skin for the way you live your life. I agree with that 100%. No offense. You talk about that all the time. Like the way I eat and just like I'm sleeping. Your lifestyle, sleeping in your makeup, waking up with a Miami lash on your forehead.

Like I definitely I don't know what God was doing there, you know, but I get the occasional pretty hot. Okay. Well, you're beautiful in person though. Really? You really are. I'm really sad to hear that you don't like women anymore. And you look exactly like as hot as you look online. I definitely can't relate to that. So I just I really love that for you. How long did it take you to hit six, seven? Like how long have you been there? I don't know. Probably since I'm like

18. Really? Cause I've been, I'm not kidding you guys. I've been this exact height since I was like nine and I was, I towered over everybody else in like elementary school and stuff. I was like so tall, so lanky and like they were like, she's going to be Giselle. And then I just stopped. I know my limbs. I'm not kidding. I had growing pains. I was so long, so lanky, so much taller than everyone else. And I stopped. Yes. Wait,

Wait, where did you have groin pains? I had them in my heels. I had them in my legs so bad my mom would have to wrap my legs in hot towels every night. It was crazy. Wow, your parents loved you. If she stayed home, no. No. I was just going to say, that's the nicest thing I've ever heard your mom do for you. Aw, love you, Fawn. She's in the doghouse right now. Oh my god. Anyway, I've been tall. I have tall energy. Spread the word. I feel like when people meet you, they do always say they didn't expect you to be so short.

I could still be growing. That's why I was asking. I thought maybe I had some left in me. How old are you? 26.

How old are you? You're done. You're fucking done. How old are you? 25. Really? I'm about to turn 25. I know. Do you feel like... I mean, wow. Don't stalk your fucking life. Tana says she's ready for kids. I literally... We can have one. We'd have a hot kid. I've always thought about that. Like just like doing... Having a baby with a friend instead of having a baby. Because like I know I'm not...

lasting with anyone. Yeah, if you're like destined for divorce anyway, it might as well be someone you just actually want to be around. Destined for divorce is so poetic and beautiful. I didn't mean to say destined. I didn't mean that about you. I think I'll just be married like two times maybe. I would get married as many times as I need to do for it to stick. Right. Although I don't know if I... What do you want to understand about till death do us part? I'm killing you if you try and leave me. Oh, wow. I'm like, I don't understand anything about that. See, that's why I feel like if I was straight, we'd be perfect. Yeah. Because I can handle your bullshit.

And I'm going to throw it right back at you. You say it. Well, this sucks now because now I'm just like, wow, I wish you were straight. But I might hit you a little. Yeah, that's true. Because you do be mouthful. I'm into that, though, so it's kind of crazy. Yeah, it works out well, literally. God, quit fucking around and make me buy a little at least. Right. God, just quit fucking around in general. I've had one of those weeks where I'm like, this is funny. It's funny until I get there and I swing. Yeah. When I die, when I walk in the gates of heaven, I'm just on site. What the fuck?

Care if I lose or not, I'm going to hell anyway, I'm gay. - Absolutely. - Make it worth it. - Oh, not absolutely to that. Aw, man. - How much longer are you in LA for? - Until the 24th. - Do you have anyone that you really wanna meet that you haven't met yet? - Who's your fave? - Teffy. - We love Teffy. - She blew me the fuck off.

Oh no, Taff. What happened? What were you supposed to do? I love you. She messaged, well, I messaged her like I'm in LA. Cause I saw, I saw she was in LA. So I was like, Oh my God, I want to like see you. And then she responded and was like, Oh my God, like I'm down for like brunch tomorrow. It was a Saturday. And then I sent her my number. I was like, like, let's plan this again. And then she never opened it. So I haven't opened it. Yeah. She does that. But she,

She's she actually is one of those with a schedule that's like crazy I she's come to LA probably 15 times and I've gotten to actually see her like once I don't want to be mad at her. Am I feeling that way? No, I think the second you do finally see her in person you can't be there's something about her She's like so her energy is just like everything. She feels like a real one when I went through my breakup I hadn't even met her yet. She sent me like a care package with crystals like to get in the mail. She sent me spells

I love my little witch. She said, fuck you. Let me just put that out there. She's like nothing to cast spells. Dude, I love that. That's so cute. I haven't. And you would think for a crazy ass, nuts ass, toxic ass, try anything to like get what I want, like or prove a point or revenge ass bitch that I would have dabbled into the spell

the spellcasting world. You haven't done any like hexes on anyone? I've never done that. We should try it tonight. I'll teach you. Have you done it successfully ever? How do you think I'm here? Insane. No, that's fucking incredible. You're like so shocked. I'm like, whoa. I'm going to try so many things when I get home. And is it like playing with

Is it like playing with dark energy to cast a spell? No, not at all. You're already playing with dark energy. Yeah, that's so true. I'll date Chris Miles for two years and then I'm like, that's where I draw the line with my religion. You've dated the devil manifested in people before, Tana. That aside, there is a way to cast spells and it go hand in hand with religion, like they can coexist. Yeah. I didn't know that.

I want to cast a spell. Let's do it. Have you done it? Yes. Yeah, you just faced this idea. Wait, that's so crazy. Last night, this witch was messaging Ashley saying that someone hexed her years ago. And Ashley was screen sharing it. And we were responding to this witch. And it made me want to cast spells. A lot of people will try and scam the fuck out of you like that. Oh, no. She was asking Ashley for money. I think that someone put a hex on me or has my little voodoo doll. Put it in a little blender. NutriBullet. I might just start writing off all my bad luck to that. I don't know.

- Put my voodoo doll in a neutral bowl. - You actually have a little voodoo doll. Your little tiny Tana. - Yeah, Chris Miles used to like throw it at the wall. - It's so cute. - I wanna see it. - It's so cute. It's like a little like crochet Tana. It's adorable, but I wanna like stab it with a little needle. - And I've dated several people who like make jokes about like stabbing it, so. - I have one in mind that I really wanna do. - What do you want, bitch? You have everything. - That's so nice. - Yeah, I want what she has.

What do you want? I'm like, down with Tana. I don't even want to say the things I want because they're actually just so dark. I won't even get into it. No, you should manifest. No, I, no. No. Okay, next thing. These are going to have to stay up here. You're over that one. These are going to have to stay right up here in La La Land because, oh my God. Have you ever been in love? No. No? I wouldn't recommend it to a friend, to be honest. Do you, why? Do you know why? I've been in one relationship. Really? Yeah.

That always scares me to date people like that because I feel like I would like taint them with like, well, that's good. You probably wouldn't want to date someone like me. You'd want someone more innocent. So I didn't mean it like that. I'm high. Take over. I've only been in one relationship too, but we all know how that ended. Is it ended yet? Are you still fucking messaging him? When's the last time you messaged him? I'm not. That's a rude question. See where she feels like we're attacking her now. No, no, no, no. I don't, I don't, I really don't talk to him anymore.

Oh you're sick I'm sick You're really You're sick She's like I'm sorry I really don't I actually don't But like I'm not one to like I check in on him Make sure he's not like dead That's I'm not one I'm not one to I suck at cutting off All communication With people so badly Like I was just Amari and Ty Like

I don't want to air them out, but I was basically telling them the other day that, like, I'm the type of person where it's, like, if I'm, like, keep going back and forth with someone, I won't stop until one of us gets in another relationship. Like, that's, like, the only way I, like, have ever... That's a bad thing about me, I've noticed, is, like, I almost cannot, like, be finished with one thing until I'm in another thing. So, like...

Someone else has to come along for me to like fully stop communication with it's such a bad need something to like focus on It's such a bad codependency trait that I'm constantly trying to break but I noticed myself like in those patterns me too If you actually are trying to break it I can like we can talk about it. We could do for a living Oh, yeah, so you like that was one of the things on here you do Okay talk to me about the plans that you sell or like what they are or like I

I guess what you would title yourself in that regard. Like is it giving life coach? Is it giving fitness coach? Is it giving health?

It's life coach. Me as I stare at myself. But I don't sell anything. Yeah. Like I don't sell anything. I did one-on-one coaching with people, but then I just, I'm too busy now and it's too overrun. But when I open my coaching back up, it's going to be celebrity and influencer only. That's fine. Because there's no one that is a life coach and knows how to actually do this shit that's also in the limelight and truly gets it. 100%. They're hard to find. I had a life coach for like a year. That was so painful to watch. And I got so, so, so,

So like Scammed

- The woman was spent. - Allegedly, in my opinion. - You don't want to know. - I do wanna know. - I could say I could probably have bought this person, in my opinion, like five Lamborghinis. Like an insane amount of money. - It was so painful to watch as an outsider because she was like, "He is all knowing, he is amazing." I'm like, "He put you on a meal plan." That's like, anyone could do that. Like you could go online and do that. - Yeah, I don't do fitness coaching. That's one thing I can say. - What I will say is I learned

more lessons in that time period that I apply to my life and learned a lot about my brain and how to manage the problems I have. Like, I think I learned a lot. It just wasn't worth that. It wasn't worth that. I used to coach Justin Bieber, though. So it's like he's a fucking shit show. So how about that?

Not only that, but we went on to find out he had like zero credentials. Like he had no... So I definitely, it definitely was just a very LA thing, but I wouldn't trade the period of time for the world because I think I cut off a lot of people that were really toxic to me. I learned a lot about myself. Just, it just, I should have been charged just...

like one tenth of what I was charged for. You know what I mean? It was painful. Literally call me. I got you. Yeah, I honestly, I'll probably just start calling you. But now, I mean, I was also just in a really dark place. Like I was like just dealing with like addiction and awful, like really toxic relation. They're like relationships are controlling my life. And like I didn't understand. I just felt so burnt out from this like

lifestyle it was like the first time that I really hit that like rock bottom of being burnt out and like didn't know how to manage it and manage like serotonin and like you know what I mean like the dopamine of like the highs of the things that you do you know what I mean you're on a stage in front of a thousand people like the dopamine that you receive from that or like you know what I mean you're just doing all this crazy shit but then you're coming home and you're alone and whatever and that fucks with your cortisol and your dopamine and the way that your brain kind of releases those so you have to kind of learn how to

manage that and put it on a regimen and control those and recognize when those levels are out of control. You have to understand the benefits of this life create, and not even just the benefits, this entire life creates such a new perception of reality for you because that becomes your reality for so long. But it's about being able to have an out-of-body experience and still recognize that you, you know, five years ago or however long ago would be grateful for those things and stuff like that. It's about understanding

understanding your reality but not letting it like skew your perception i guess which is a practiced thing you have to i always think like what would 14 year old brooke think about like this yeah like how would i feel if i knew i got to do this that's crazy and i think it's just important to like continue to have those thoughts even yesterday with like whitney cummings i just kept thinking like i would die for this at like 18 i was dying for it yesterday um how do you do you feel like you've noticed how did you i mean how'd you grow up i guess first before i ask i grew up

like you don't talk about like childhood like i like went to school that was all fine family was like back and forth divorced show but i went to college and i was a nurse for three years before i started doing everything online so like i know what you're talking about with being in touch and out of touch because you started at pac sun like you understand the real world

But like as you start achieving things, your current, like every time you level up, your current reality breaks. Yeah. Like fully shatters. And like what you think is possible, what you feel safe in, what you know, it's gone. Yeah. Like you hit the ceiling constantly. You feel like your biggest goal, your biggest, yeah. Like walking forward is like, what the fuck? You're not used to it. And it's like in a position like you and me now, it's like,

It's so many things. Every day I wake up, it's a new opportunity, new achievement. Yeah. It just keeps stacking and it's like you never get to feel...

secure or stabilize like it's like just too much happening and it can get scary if you start basing your worth and your sense of dopamine in those accolades daily because it's like i've been doing this for so long that i feel like i had periods in my life where it's like i would wake up every single day and like a celebrity i loved was in my dms like telling me something amazing or every opportunity i ever wanted would come to me or like just whatever it was like periods of time where everything was like

ceiling. I'm hitting the ceiling constantly. And then it's like, as you keep doing this, there'll be like a year of your life where you don't necessarily feel like that, where you're just kind of doing the normal thing. And you like, I find that a lot of people get so depressed in this industry when they have been doing it for so long because they feel like they like have had peaks and valleys, you know? And it's like, you have to really battle not placing yourself worth and your sources of dopamine in those and just kind of take everything as like, this is really cool, but it might not, this might not be tomorrow. This might not be.

I feel like that's why like the Justin Bieber's of the world are so tortured because it's like what is there to even feel excited about it? I feel like that's why he had to like rewire his brain to like love God and random health and wellness things or get married or you have to find like new fucking things because you have to find stability in something. Yeah, absolutely. And something that can like excite you forever, I guess that isn't fleeting. I don't know how you're still going. Me either. I'm like, I don't really just want to take it. Maybe you are agile. Oh my God.

Yes. Spider-Monkey. You just keep popping up with the best fucking comments. No, like genuinely, like, because I have a small taste of what you've experienced for years and I cannot imagine like the way that you feel, the things that you felt and the shit that you've been through. I feel like it's like you have to learn how to like be able to like meditate on a roller coaster. Like, you know what I mean? Like you, you just got to take it all for what it is, I guess. And like, I don't know. I love, I guess.

I always say this, but like, I see influencers who are like, they put on such an act. Like, they become a completely different person for their content or for what they do or whatever, you know what I mean? And I always say it, I'm not hating on that because there's a bag in that and if that's what you gotta do and you're okay with doing that, do that. But over time, you can see people, I guess, losing passion or interest or

seeming genuine in it because it's like not who they really are and what they really love doing. You can spot it every time an influencer comes on. It's like, oh, I'm burnt out. I'm taking a break from social media. Putting on a front is what it's what is exhausting. Taking a break from it. Yeah, it ain't hard. I don't get exhausted from it because I'm myself. I'm not hiding shit. Like you can tell who's fake by who needs a break off. One hundred percent. And I'm going to do a rebrand. And I yeah. And I think, you know, there's

I might be rebranding soon though. You know, mental health. You're in your bag though, bitch. Take a break for your mental health. Absolutely. But I get what you're saying when you can just tell someone is tortured by having to maintain this act. You know what I mean? And I think that's what's kept me going for so long is it's like if I had to sit down here and be a completely different person, like I would just like have such an

identity crisis spiral, I would feel so much more burnt out. I feel like you'd resent it too. Cause it's like, ugh, like, fuck this again. So I'm, I'm happy that I guess with all of this type of shit, I get to just kind of be me. Poor Catherine McBroom. Maybe that's why I'm still going. Obviously the work still. Poor Catherine McBroom is crazy. Free her. The work will burn you out sometimes, but I'm happy that, I don't know, whatever. Hey. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Me too. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Like you're absolutely fucking, you're killing it. I think,

Not to not that I'm an all-knowing omnipresent fucking god. I don't know. I don't know. I don't need present me. It's like you're everywhere all at once. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm probably wrong. I find it fun like over the years seeing all these influencers kind of come up and in your head you kind of over time at least like five years you think to yourself like I wonder if this person's gonna be around for a long time or like I feel like I can kind of like tell like

Sometimes when people are going to be just like just a blip in there. Yeah, you know what I mean? But when I see you, I think that you are going to be around so forever like you just you have so much potential and possibility with like your personality. It's incredible. Like I see you like hosting a crazy show in like five years. I see you doing so many like insane things. It's in the works. Wow. Already? I'm like, God, what am I doing wrong? The TikTok thing.

is something I'm like, because I came up on YouTube. Like, and I love TikTok and now I'm like so a part of that. And like, I'm obsessed with TikTokers more than fucking anything else. But the growth is so fast and immediate. It's amazing. It's so much quicker than like YouTube and I think it's the coolest thing. Even just like how you like sent me your agent the other day. I was like, it took me like

three years of like fighting demons in what i do to get a fucking brand deal to have an agent to have anyone like back you know what i mean my shit so i think it's so cool to like now we're in a place where there's just like you know what i mean like it's obvious you like already needed all those things but they get to like come and happen so quick yeah uta saved my ass that's who i'm signed with uta fuck you funny thing i can i can get you to connect so jealous hey girl i'm

She is not sending anyone to UTA anywhere near us after this last hour. When I was like trying to pick an agency and pick managers, every fucking company you could think of, I was like with my, I have a manager and then I have an agency. So we were like trying to pick an agency. All of them were trying to fight for me. And your old manager. Oh no. You know how many times I've heard this story in a different font? And girl, I don't even know what the fuck happened with y'all. I didn't even open the message. It's still unrequested.

Honestly, I'm a loyal fuck even if we ain't met yet. I knew I just love you. That's actually so so so cute. That really is special. I laughed. I mean now he's yeah. I think I said it to them and made fun of it. Now I'm sure his shit is more you know he was kind of I feel like learning the ropes. I was like the lab rat. You know what I mean? Test dummy. Yeah exactly. So I kind of was you know around for that like I was the guinea pig for it all. So I'm sure now you know now he has a company and a bunch of other people so it's probably better but

Good job. Yeah, I think you're doing just fine over there at UTA. You're incredible. I can tell you are a ride or die friend, which I really just like that is something that I love in someone because I think it says so much about them. And we were talking about this on the last episode that someone on TikTok, this girl was saying that I like switch up a lot and it like really caught to her. It got to me.

seeing people go with that narrative because I've had the same friends for like 10 fucking years and I will like absolutely kill for my people. And then I think I'll be LA shit is another world that I obviously dabble in and I'm in, but like I have my people, you know what I mean? Like when you care, you care. Absolutely. And I was like, like, I don't, I'm, I'm not going to ever sit there and gas myself on a bunch of shit, but I know I'm a ride or die for the people I love. So I like love that in people.

I'm very picky with who gets access to me and becomes friends with me or dates me or anything like that. Which I'm working on the dating thing. Speaking of this, I don't like to go places like empty handed. And I know you're doing your little, like you did your 75 hard. Now you're just not drinking again, right? Yeah. Okay. Well, I still brought you something because I was going to bring you tequila. It's like cocaine. You? That is everything. You are so hot. And I'm in love with you.

the little things for me and that touches my heart like you would never fix her hair i can't reach it it is so like that's such a like specific like and it's it's so real god can they just sponsor me it is the right flavor no but you're so cute i'm getting you a cute ass gift just wait it might take like six months because i'm i'm gonna go to fucking joshua and cabana and buy even cause a riot

Paige is screaming extra hard off camera because this means she doesn't have to go get any of these tonight. Those are a bitch to find. She's like, I know. That's so sweet. That is so, so, so, so, so sweet. That's like the best gift I could give you. Absolutely. Literally today I was saying I need to quit so bad. I might take up nicotine gum and become one of those people. Get a patch. No, that gives like crackhead.

- But I give crap. - Just hit your little baby. - I mean, so does she. - Just hit your little baby. You'll be fine. - I just think the next time I hit a real hack, like a piece of lung might come up. Like we're there. - Okay. - Like we're really, it's like, you know, like he's a nurse. I think, yeah, I think a chest x-ray of mine right now would be like real scary. - Funny thing.

I'm starting a supplement line. It's like a vitamin line. Wait, I love that. But it's all, I was going to name it damage control, but I couldn't. It was already taken, but it's all going to be around damage control. So anything you do to hurt your body, it's supplements to help it. Oh, perfect. That's so funny because that's the only reason I take vitamins. You're literally going to get the fucking fattest PR. I'm making a daily lung support supplement for smokers. Oh, that's so fucking incredible and smart. Cause I smoke.

Like if you're gonna do something to hurt yourself, do something to help yourself. I do want to try that. Try it. Yeah, I do be cigarette. Everyone hates it. Fun fact. Can we have a cigarette together? Yeah. Will you smoke with me? I'll smoke a cigarette with you. Word, bitch! What is... I bought the thing. I don't even know what it is. You're gonna... I think you're gonna hate it knowing you. First try. Me met him today knowing you. You're so funny. You go way back. He's my best friend and I switch up on people, so watch out. I just snotted. What did I get? Not a text back.

I don't hook up. Do you want to see? I haven't fucked anyone since last August. What? That's really good. What the fuck? I'm like, wait, really? I like that. I love that you love it. Everyone hates it. So I kind of live for that normally because then no one wants to hit my shit. But I like now like it feels good when someone likes it. You don't hook up at all. Like only if you're dating.

I'm picky with who gets access to me. - God, and Mari just told me that today. - See, and that's so good. That's so good. I like to like, I would love to play along with the narrative of like, I'm picky at who gets access, but like it's given. - You're a wee little rabbit, no. - Yeah, it's, yeah. That's the problem is it's not like that I think I'm so low that anyone deserves it. - You just wanna fuck. - Like, yeah, if anything, like I'm, yeah, yeah. I have a serious problem. - Yeah, you're not getting used, you're using people. - Right. - Oof. - A little bit of both though, I guess because I mean, sex is an energy exchange. - They don't fuck you, you fuck them.

Yeah, kinda. Sometimes, depending on the day, you know? What's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually? Tell me some crazy shit. I feel like someone needs to say something. I'm like... I don't know. Like, what's considered weird? What was some... Have you ever done anything kind of like... experience where after you were like, whoa, that was some wild shit I just did? Not really. Me neither. Like, I've never done anything, like, crazy. But why... Like, you're... Ask me some shit and I'll tell you if I have or haven't. I don't like the word vanilla, but would you say you have, like, freaky wild sex or very much, like, it's more normal?

Back and forth. I like vanilla. Have you ever had a threesome? Yeah. What I consider weird is not, like, I don't look at it as weird. So other people think it's weird. I don't. So, like, ask me shit and I'll tell you if I have or haven't done it. Threesome, yeah. I've done two girls, two guys, guy and a girl. I don't like it. What was your favorite of all of them? If you had to rank them in order. The two girls. Really? Really? That was my little straight era. Mm.

Slay. Men just be doing too much. When there's like a competitive thing. Yeah. You got two guys. It's like a rat race. I can't actually imagine. Like, you know what I mean? Is that why you don't like it? What? Like why you don't like threesomes? It's just too much going on. I like to be able to control what you see and do. Elaborate. So when there's like a third, it's like too much to like take into consideration. I'm like, I just want the one. Oh, that makes sense. I like to enter like, you know, when you have sex.

and you pass that threshold of like hooking up where it's like you like forget you're in reality and it's like you time doesn't exist and it's just like i like to get into that little world fuck off no you shouldn't don't i'm like i know i would but i like to hit that but you can't hit that with three people

That makes sense. Like the passionate part. That does kind of make sense. Like you're too aware of what's going on. I've never had a threesome. Like you're having to constantly think instead of be in it. Yeah. Because like who's getting their feelings hurt? Who am I not playing with enough? Yeah. It is like way too like. I think and I'm just so like when I'm into someone. Structured? Well it is. You really have to think about the mechanics of it all. It's very true. I think that like I would just pick my favorite person and like be like fucking them while the other person's there. Every man for himself? Yeah. That's like.

i'm never that one but i feel bad for the one that is and i think if it was two girls i would i would just be like weirdly competitive me too i'm like why are you doing that like i would have to like well yeah that's another thing i told her this i'm like i don't want to compete as far as performance because i know i can't carry i want to know who pool boy is okay we'll tell you the internet knows the internet knows i just put him in my coachella vlog and i was like will you clean my pool the one in the car um no no no no he's not pool boy i was

i was like damn he's kind of cute pool boy he is cute can we share him um yeah you can have him i think i think it's funny because my vlogs are on such a delay that by the time they come out i'm like with someone else when i filmed that i was having a ball with that man and now i think we're pals brothers in christ pals buds have you had a weird fan experience yet

Because obviously people are coming up to you. Especially because you're so like you. Like you know what I mean? So the other night it was something. It wasn't like a weird thing. It just pissed me the fuck off. Like I got so fucking mad. So like this girl recognized me. Was so excited. Gave me a hug. When you see me in public I look straight. So people don't know. So I'm very cautious when girls are with their boyfriends not to piss them off.

Because like I don't want to be disrespectful. So the girl comes up and hugs me and is like so excited. I'm like, hi. And the guy she was with like almost taller than me. I was like, God, how? But like I was. I have to shoot that one. It's crazy. I was like, damn it. Like I knew he was. I could see him getting agitated with her being so excited over me. You should have done like something like a little gay.

like i always say something like the girls and the gays gotta stick together so the boyfriend fucks off yeah yeah because i'd like to play that big dick in game and i'm gonna win i just don't like to have to play that yeah yeah keep it cool bro he like grabs her hand after she's being like too excited to see me and like let's go and like drags her off and she was like wait i want to talk i was like i was like no you're fine i was like have a good night babe be safe like go yeah and then i saw her when i was walking to a different bar

And she came up to me and was like, "I just want you to know I was so excited to meet you, but you hurt my feelings and I fucking cried because you were so mean to me." - She said this to you? - Yeah. - She did? - Yeah. I was like, "Wait, what do you mean I was mean to you?" She was like, "I was crying. I have a video of it. Do you want to see?" And I was like, "No." I was like, "Why do you think I was mean to you?" And she was like, "You told me to go."

And I was like, the guy was standing right there. I said, okay, let me just tell you, like, let me explain what happened. Cause I get, you have no negative experience, but I need to explain what I was doing. She didn't know I was being protective of her. Like just being cool about the guy. So, um,

You explain it. I was trying to tell her what happened and her and her boyfriend kept chiming in. And like, I was like, listen, I was like, listen to what the fuck I'm saying. Cause I'm pissed off now. Were they drunk? Yeah. As fuck. But I was like getting their attention. Like, listen to what the fuck I was saying. I was like, she was like, he's gay. You couldn't tell. And I was like, no, he was giving very straight bro. When he dragged you off.

Yeah. And like I was like, I thought you were dating. I thought he got mad. So I wanted to make sure you didn't have any problems. I was like, go, babe, you're good. Have a good night. And like since you on your way and she was like, oh, OK. She's like, my dream is just to have a cigarette with you. So I gave her my cigarette. I was like, here. Like it pissed me off. How frustrating, though, because it's like only you know what you meant. But right. And she'll probably just drive.

I cherish people that recognize me having a good experience. Yeah. And when something's misconstrued, I will do anything to clear it up. But when you aren't hearing me, I get so mad. Absolutely. I'm like, babe, I fucking hugged you. Yeah. Especially because it's like, especially because it's like, I hate when you feel like someone like you can't get through to them. They just want to believe what they want to believe. Like if you're trying to explain yourself and they just like are so dead set on like interjecting you and like dead set on like their experience of it. It's like, yeah, you feel so like you like in a glass box. It's like dead.

Am I like, are you hearing me at all? I feel that. And her friend was like gassing her up. Like, yeah, they were rude. They were. I was like, shut the fuck up. He was saying that who I was with was rude. And I was just like, oh, yeah, don't gas her up. Think of the wrong shit. You know what I mean? Absolutely. I've never thought about that. Like you being gay and like the boyfriends of it all. Like, like, yeah, because you don't you don't give gay just looking at you. But like when my big ass comes and hugs your bitch, I would.

100%. I like experience that with the boyfriends that you can tell just like are so forced to watch me. Like, and like, like, you know, like they're trying to like fuck their girl and cuddle. And it's like, she's, she wants to watch channel motion. Talk about how she hates men for an hour. And it's like, you can just tell at our show in Arizona, we had like some girls like that who you could just tell dragged their boyfriend at gunpoint. Like,

They were going to break up if their girl didn't get to see Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield. I want to see. I want to go to your next show. I feel like we'll do one in Houston soon.

And like that would be so fun. I'm moving here next month, so. Well, hopefully we'll get an LA show. I'm scared to do an LA show. You come on stage. I'll take you to where I go out. We'll have a blast. I love Houston, Texas so fucking much. Like it's my favorite place in Texas. One of my favorite cities in like the US for sure. It's the lean capital of the world. Did you know that? Oh my God, slay. I know I'm well, I'm allergic to codeine, so I've never been able to like sit. That's tragic. I know, right? What happens when you have a cough?

I don't know. She just naturally has a cough. She's been smoking. So she lives with a cough. I've had a cough since I got out of the womb, honestly, yeah. I came out straight up hacking with like a backwood in my hand. Every seven years, your allergies reset. I just found this out. So I like need to sip lean and see if something bad happens or not. No, don't do it. Don't do it. Come on. What kind of reaction do you have?

Like nauseous, puke, puke, puke, puke, puke. But also like Percocets make you do that. Give her a little. I don't think that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't think that's like an allergic reaction. No, I'm not glorifying taking Percocets. I'm just, I was sharing an experience. I mean, I think. Or codeine. If you look at my Instagram and you look at two photos, you can assume I've, or my dating history that I've probably taken a Percocet. But I'm good now. My comments last vlog, like were like,

really not vibing with mike oh and i saw him yesterday and he was so like you could tell he was hurt it wasn't his audience um i feel like if you got him one-on-one he'd be cool as fuck but when he's in his little performance personality he he is just like that that part of his personality though is so much of who he is like he is just extremely extroverted and like center of attention wild and like sometimes it's sometimes it's really like funny and fun and then other times it's like

can it mike but also like i have a million things about my personality that i'm sure he feels that way about like you know that like i can be awful too who do you watch on youtube or on tiktok or like who are you a fan of nobody like i i feel so bad saying that like i watch my own what's your thoughts on who i'm kidding i said charlie de melio oh my god that's funny no it's a joke um what's your for you page like what comes up on your for you page random or like terry joe i love terry joe

who's terry joe i'm friends with keylon in real life i want to do a live show you don't know who terry joe is pull her a picture yeah i've seen her she goes on live and harasses people i love her are you a homosexual but ari's fatal flaw i guess is that he's oh the feet are so awful sorry oh that's been probably happening the whole time let me see because you always say your feet are like disgusting

He's like, yeah, confirmed. Blur this. Shut the fuck up, Aaron. Amish Aaron. Are they dirty on the bottom? Girl, how do they look like that? I've been roaming around. No, like the tops. What's wrong with the top? They're like, sorry. No, literally sales are going to decline, guys. They're cute when they're clean.

No, I mean, I'd still suck one, but like... No, you really shouldn't. I'm trying to save you. You really shouldn't suck one. Every time someone sucks my toes, I genuinely think like... I don't... End of the sentence. Gotta get checked. Have you ever sucked a toe? Yeah. Oh. Just checking. That's another thing. It's kind of like being hit in the face. Right. Sucking a toe. Like you can tell when someone's never sucked a toe. What were we fucking talking about? Oh, Ari. He's like...

He just he was raised with the silver spoon, you know, and I will say I respect that. He's very honest about it. You know, he's like, I'm fucking out of touch. I have no reality like that. At least he like can admit that. And it's not like a level of delusion, but he was crying

all week, like spiraling because he thought he was going to get a Kia Optima and putting us all through like hell. It was never an option for him to get a Kia Optima. He was like worried about getting like a base model like Mercedes. Which I guess is his version of like a 2006 Honda Civic. No, but so they bought him a Porsche today.

So the entire Ari, his family, whoever, whoever it is. Hey, family. Right. Hey, I've been trying. I've been trying since I met him. Come on. Oh, my God. No, it's it's I want his life so bad. Like, imagine that just like all week. You're like, oh, my God, like my biggest worry. Like, I might get I don't think we might get like a base level Mercedes and then you just get a Porsche. No, but Ari's the definition of like.

Like, yeah, that's true. I'd rather be me. You're so hot. You have your own money, bitch. But yeah, I'd rather be me. I'm kidding. But it's just come so easy for him. And I was saying today, Ari's the definition of like, people always say like good things happen to good people. Like Ari could just still be fucking insane and awful and like. Yeah, and he just gets whatever he needs. And good things still happen, so. The credit card cycle is really. Absolutely, every time. Every month on the first, baby. I do want to see the watch. It's right here.

She's dainty. That's not sad. I decided to go classy, girl. Does his arm come off? Right. I really wanted like a fuck you rapper one, but then everyone told me that would be ridiculous. Like this is I'm trying to enter. I don't like the big chunk. I'm trying to enter my Sophia Richie Grange era. So, you know, Sophia would not wear that, but she would pick a smaller watch. It's more like Sarah Schneider era. Way, way, way more accurate.

That's the realest shit I've heard all day. That's the realest shit I've fucking heard all day. Just steal a Birkin and there you are. Oh my God. Sarah Snyder's life story is so wild. I don't think I know it. She's a G. She's a G. She got like accused of stealing a Birkin. Okay. But she didn't. And then she kept showing up to her court cases with different Birkins.

She's so fucking... You're kidding. That's her. That's literally her. That's amazing. That's incredible. It really is. Yeah. I'll enter my property era soon. I've just... I don't know. I didn't want it for so long. It stresses me the fuck out. So I just... But I mean, I save.

like can i invest i'm not like a full-blown idiot just like halfway there were definitely times though where i was just like up and wild like you didn't need a jet to go to like three states over like get on the southwest flight you know yeah like now i know that that's a little dumb but even if you spend you live in your learning in a year like you're fine i'll just i just have to grind so much i definitely just have to make me sick to my stomach you know and now i'm i feel like i've been fiscally conscious

That's good. Girl, you have vocabulary. I like that. She does. But I don't always use it right. I'm always swinging and I hit like 60% of the time. The other 40 is like... She tests them out sometimes and I'm not that smart. 100%. I'm like, wow. She's just using words so you don't even know what they are. You just believe it. I do. That's literally the whole podcast. You say it with confidence so like you wouldn't know.

I know and I can always like imply or like assume what like the meaning is. You know what I mean? Like yeah. I love context clues. Girl, I'd be using the fuck out of them. 100%. Always. Always. Absolutely always. I love that you don't have like a house. I love how like that sounded. Are you renting? I was like, yeah. I always have because it's like I get so sick of shit that I spiral. How much is it here? I'll tell you. So stupid. Here is like...

I'd pay way more in rent for houses. But imagine putting like...

into a mortgage or like... I agree. I just think for a long time I couldn't stay anywhere for a year. I would have bought something so stupid. Then you sell the house when you're done and you're not out anything. And my credit was really bad. I had a lot of issues with like past financial management and different things that I had to spend like two years repairing a lot of shit that happened to me individually, like inadvertently, I should say. Like that I didn't know about. You know what I mean? Like just... That's why when I say to you like you're very lucky to walk into this shit and have...

resources that are established. Like I very much came up in the like internet slash child internet star era. There wasn't like a massive blueprint before me or people who wanted to help me that were good at what they did or like took it seriously and stuff. People didn't know what they were doing. So a lot of people fuck on me with money and payments and contracts and just I've really learned a lot from like

like trial and error yeah but I think that period of time was when my business switch like really turned on like I'd been making money and I was really lucky to get handed these deals and handed these things and kind of be told what to do and like all that shit but that was when it was like okay I want to start businesses I want to invest I want to like optimize how much AdSense I make I want to optimize how much I make on everything I do like I I

I'm constantly like that's when I started constantly looking for new sources of revenue and thinking about the bigger picture and like even just like when shit like OnlyFans happened then it was like how can I optimize the fuck out of this because I'd like really that switch really turned on because of that you know you said everything happens for a reason and it did that's what flipped your mindset because I think I would have been way more awful with

Like I just wouldn't have been on my grind as much if it happened like I don't know where I'd be now Reality check. Yeah, it was good. But fuck all of the people who did that to me. That should happen for you, but Yeah, it just sucks where you're going through it. Yeah, look at you now, basically things are good 100% things are fucking great. You know what I mean? It's great as they can be Wow you amazing I think we crushed that

Me too. I feel like we've got a lot of time. Do you feel good about that? Do you? I feel like now I just want to shoot the shit with you off camera and like really hear the fucking tea. Yeah, let's talk shit for a second because that's a funny thing about when you meet someone for the first time and have them on the podcast. You get to have your podcast topics, but after it's like just so fun to like. Yeah, I get questions for both of you. And I'm ready. I'm ready to give you all the fucking tea and.

And have a cigarette. We're going to go smoke. Oh, God. I'm going to watch. I'm going to huff it. Leo Skeppy. Leo Skeppy, you are the fucking goat. I fucking love you and your videos. Everyone go check them out on TikTok and everything else you're working on. And thank you for coming on today's episode of Canceled. We love you. You're so hot. Of course. Thank you for having me. Bye. Bye.