3: Episode 3: The Ex Episode
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And we're your hosts for Season 3 of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Can't do. Don't remember doing this at all. I can only hold myself accountable. Can't do. I am Jack! I am Jack!

Look how good my life is. So what else? Tanimoja is cancelled. I just spilled Red Bull literally directly inside my nipple. You're soaking wet. I'm soaking wet, you guys. And Hunter's just look of disdain. Welcome back to yet another episode of the Cancelled Podcast. We've made it to three episodes without a lawsuit, without stopping production. It's pretty amazing.

pretty amazing guys that's a pretty big thing i'm gonna give us a little round of applause for that you know what just us three clapping no one's here today are you gonna talk i'm just kidding all the comments said brooke shut the fuck up um i asked everyone on twitter what they wanted to hear about and the number the top two things people want to hear about first of all is how we came about to being friends again i'm

People are very like they're just utterly shocked at the fact that two people can fight and then fix a friendship and that there's no real hatred there and like I'm gonna say I never left the friendship with you Craig First of all he deserves the recognition because we know a lot some people were fake some people wanted me dead a lot of people

I'm sorry. We will. We were going to get into that one a little later because I think that there's a lot to... I need to drink a little bit more before we get back to that one. Yeah, there's a lot to break down. But the other thing that a lot of people were asking about a lot is about if I still have a stalker or updates on my stalker. We got something. That's for sure. I don't know if I'm educated enough on the stalker. I don't even know really much about the stalker. Brooke actually wasn't really around during the true stalker era. We're going to have to bleep his name. His name is ***. Shout out ***.

He started all of me being stalked. You never trust a guy. Yeah, no, sincerely. Should I just say his name? I've never said my stalker's name. I don't think so. Because I'll probably get killed. That's like guessing like high. I think you're not supposed to say his name. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know where he is right now. He likes to move around to keep me on my toes. So I don't know how much. I mean, maybe I'll just fucking say it. That's kind of some big tea. But with that...

That being said, we have a new stalker. Everyone's been asking about updates on people coming to the house. And we've upped our security absolutely psychotically. Like, it's so annoying. It's more expensive than literally the house itself. It is so, so, so fucking annoying. But we have 90,000 fucking guards outside finally. But the reason that we chose to up our security...

90,000. It's like Dan O'Connor. I'm like, there's 20,000 people outside. 20,000 people showed up. Oh my God. Hunter was there for that. That was so bad. He was like, there's not 20,000 people. He fucking hit him. There's 12.

Hold me accountable. People have been coming for you guys for like saying you like shit on me. But it's like if I wanted a podcast of yes, man, I would just have that. We are your hype men behind closed doors. And in front of you, we will talk. That's the thing. If anyone were to talk to me about Tana, who's like when she's not around, I'm like, oh, my God, she's brilliant. She's smart. She's amazing. She's beautiful. When I'm talking to Tana, I'm like, honestly, awful.

Dude, I would love to hear this alleged hype. You know what I mean? It sounds beautiful. No, I'm kidding. They actually are amazing friends. I'll say it again. But I want to read to you this note that was left on my door this week. And I went straight to David crying because I don't want to live in this house anymore. We're going to put it up on the screen so you can see it. It's beautiful. And it says, Letter to Tana Mosho.

Hello, gorgeous. This is a secret letter from your biggest lover who also happens to have a large social media following.

That's huge. Just so you know. She loves him already. Me praying it's like Mr. Beast. Here is a clue to my identity. We love that too. That brings back the OG stalker to me. You know what I mean? When it's like a little puzzle. Freaks me the fuck out too. Because I think it's one thing to like stalk, but to be like, here's a clue. Like you're going to fucking kill me. This is fun. It's like an escape room. Except it's my own life.

What is old but acts young at the same time? Jason Nash. I was just going to say Jason Nash. I swear to God, I was just going to say that. I love Jason Nash. I swear to God, I was just going to say that. That was so strange. Oh, my God. P.S. P.S. I am friends with the previous owner of this house. Winky emoji. All signs work. All signs point to Jason Nash. Post on a story and tag me if you know who this is. Dash your secret lover.

Do they know how much your stories cost? First of all. Yeah. Like, first of all, fuck you. That's like for a free shout out. Like no free clout. And also why would I literally, literally, you're going to stalk me for fucking free clout. But like at the same time, I also would never post that because it would just like incline them to like stalk me more. Exactly. Every time you post something, I feel like it makes people like want to show

But the riddle has been fucking me in the face, dude. The riddle's very weird. What is old but young at the same time? Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I gave you my answer. No, I was like Googling it. It's not a common riddle. Like, do you think I'm that smart? If you're stalking me, like you may like maybe like two plus two my ass. Like if you're if you're actually someone that, you know, they would have been like, ha ha ha. You saw that message by now. Like they would have. It's been like a couple of weeks. No, I don't know. If I left a riddle and no one like fully understood it, I'd probably just take it to the grave. Like,

Like that's kind of weird, right? I also like I racked my brain. I asked David. I don't think it's one of David's friends. We checked the cameras and you can see their shadow and it's like a tiny person. Maybe like big neck. But he's like not on good terms. You know what I mean? I don't know. I should apologize for what I did that one time when you were still scared about your stalker and I did come to your house and cause an absolute ruckus in your house.

Oh, before he had a mental health brand, this man was mean. This man was mean. Okay, also let's clarify. Before this happened, she took my car out for a day. She's like, my assistant needs to borrow your car. Gave my car back, wrapped with her face on it. This is not the timeline. You're welcome. This is not the timeline. I lived at Alamar when I wrapped your car. This is not the timeline. So what did I do? This was at my townhome. Ask yourself.

Why you did that? No, I pranked. No, I wrote all over your walls with lipstick. Oh, yeah. That way worse. Yeah. Oh, my God. She completely demolished my entire apartment where I did not have money to fix my apartment. She once completely demolished my entire life. It's a little different. Let's talk about me. She wrote, like, fuck you all stuff. Doesn't clean it up for the entire lease. I hate it. A whole year. Wait, you didn't clean it up?

It wasn't cleanable. You had to paint it. It was red lipstick that she completely. Like on a white wall. It was actually like really immature and bad. I don't even know where you buy a new door. And it was a wall. The walls in the apartment too. Not just my door. And like he shared the apartment with roommates and they were furious. Anyways, so in return for this, I. I was being heavily stalked at the time. A week before we were sleeping in your bed and my stalker was outside your house. Remember that? Oh yeah, that was crazy. We like had to leave with like a knife and shit. They were tracking her, find my iPhone. And they sent me, sent her my address and said, we're coming to your house right now. How do they have your find my iPhone? Maybe I'm on.

maybe they were in my iCloud this was this was the time when I had an iCloud I still do not I can't have an iCloud because it's like the number one way people stalk me is they go inside my iCloud and like go on my find my iPhone my find my friends and like stalk the shit out of me and like go to my photos middle of night like 4 a.m. we just got in my car I

I grabbed the knife. Steak knife. Oh my God. No psycho. And then a week later, Hunter decided to fucking wait till I was at my house and like push flour under my door, cover everything in chocolate syrup. I threw chocolate syrup all across her, her rear or one of her windows.

Doors? That doesn't give me stalker vibes. Then I threw some flour at her place and threw some ham or something like that at her. So you teepeed her, basically. Pretty much. Yes, but imagine your peak being stalked and you're just sitting in your town. Meanwhile, she's texting me being like, they're shoving powder under the door. They're coming in.

And knowing her, she's probably like amplifying it. Oh, I just knocked down my house. Five minutes before, she's like, yeah, I'm at the gym. Like, I'll see you in a little bit. And like, she's like, they're at my house. I'm like, how do you know they're at your house? You liar. I'm trying to lie to you to see if I'll like fit or whatever. I called the police too. And the police literally were just treating me like a fucking idiot. They were like, are you sure this isn't like a crazy ex-boyfriend? I was like, no.

no what do you think someone's pranking me I'm like no he won't fucking date me yeah just bit we were at FaceTime we were like five minutes later in like all camo with like two of my roommates just like what's up what's going on yeah it was it was absolutely evil I'm not gonna lie to you so I mean now to discuss other things that have happened this week I mean the podcast went number one I think that we could just start on a high note and go crazy from there the podcast went number

Number one. I mean, acting like we have anything to do with it. Maybe Hunter. No, no. I think she entirely held it. I've been posting it like crazy. I'm like... No, I am so fucking grateful. It's ridiculous. I'm not kidding. I really didn't think that we would be able to do like anything. Like no numbers. I really thought we'd be like 30 of 30 on a chart maybe. So to think people... It's almost like so much pressure just to think people like are expecting this amazing... I was saying that. I'm like more nervous going into this one than the last one because now I feel like people are listening. Yeah.

I know. Like now, you know. And now I know what they thought about me the first time. The whole time I'm going to be like, first of all, my lip injections. Gotta go. Well, Brooke loves to read comments. I will never. I will never. I will never read comments again after today because the whole day I was like, oh my God, they hate me the whole time. It's like, why the fuck is Mindy on the podcast? I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

No, it's good because you give me like feedback we were talking today about how I just like literally don't give a fuck at all But like you obviously like take it hard. I think it's a good balance though. Someone's gotta care for it You're so good at receiving hate. I've never seen anybody receive so well Someone says one thing about me and it'll like wreck my I think when you just get goddamn beat down No one like me. So when someone calm like cares enough to comment something awful about me. I'm like, okay like

Fair enough. I mean, I feel like I've just heard at this point there's nothing someone could say to me as mean as it possibly is. I feel like I've heard it before. So it's a weird thing. I don't even know. I mean, now the next thing I really want to talk about, I'm going completely out of order though, is our roommate, my best friend, your best friend, your best friend, Ari.

Has been going more viral than the fucking podcast this week. And this is the best thing ever for this kid. He needed it. I've been waiting. So badly. He is so pumped it's happening. Dude, and why? I'm like, that should be me. Like, why? Couldn't it have been me? I mean, I don't know if you guys. You're telling me literally last week I sat on this very podcast and talked about how I'm sexually attracted to Bryce Hall. And two minutes later, my gay best friend is kissing him on the streets of fucking LA. I'm like, I'm.

I don't know if you guys know this about Bryce, but he does kiss everyone when he's drunk. It's kind of like me. I used to be terrible at this. Utterly fucking terrible. Utterly terrible. Everyone at the party. I remember one time I kissed like 30 people at a house party and like all of my current like man's friends. And it was just terrible. So I held back since then. But Bryce is very much like that and kisses everyone. And we were leaving and he was like, Ari, kiss me. And I'm sitting there just like all the paparazzi there. I'm doing all the paparazzi team Bryce.

And then they're all fucking sitting there. I'm just like, God, I wish that was me. And then they kissed and it went viral. Three kisses, by the way.

Can we roll the clip? Ari and Bryce. Oh, there he is right there. Oh, okay. He went in for the first kiss. Then he went for a second. Oh, wait. Run that back turbo. It like the way it, I, it gives me a little secondhand embarrassment and I can't really watch it. I know I don't have room to talk because my paparazzi videos are just God awful. Absolutely terrible. We're going to do. It's really like, you're really not that bad. Yeah.

We need to have an episode where we react to all the terrible paparazzi. Brooke has tried to save me so much from that, and I just don't listen. Okay, so he goes kiss, kiss, and then from what Ari recalls the situation, Bryce said, oh, I thought you were really going to kiss me, and so then Ari goes...

and like kisses him on the lips but then Bryce is like Bryce like had a completely different explanation of the situation probably to save it's a really hard situation because both are cap like Ari would lie and Bryce would lie yeah honest to god but I really honestly do kind of shit oh

I honestly in a very strange way kind of ship it. I would love like obviously like we're all just making jokes and like I don't know Bryce's like sexuality. He's always just been like very fun. I saw a lot of TikToks that were saying that he had a one time previously come out or something. I don't know if that's true or not. So I don't think that's true. Of course.

I don't I don't know. I don't think that's true. But if he did, that's kind of hot. I've been into that lately. Like I have Evan Mock. Do you guys know Evan Mock? No. He's on the new Gossip Girl. He's a pink hair. He's really good friends with Makoa actually. Really? But he's so unbelievably hot and he's bisexual. And for some reason that to me like makes him way hotter. I don't know. I am in love. That's my new thing. I'm so genuinely pissed that this moment wasn't me.

Like I'm not. It's funny though because everyone started doing it now. Like Harry is like you know what? He saw how much Ari was doing. He's like I got this. Oh Harry's such a little fucking clout monster. A clout farmer. Isn't that what he. Honestly like it inspires me. That's what he says. Clout farming always like.

Everyone always gets mad at people for being like, you know what I mean? Cloud farming, cloud hungry. When you think about it, when it's your career to be in the spotlight, if you have an insight into, you know what I mean? Like how to do that, how to promote yourself in a way, especially like the pop broth you're already filming you. I always like really admire that. You're so good at that, I feel like.

But when I find someone else who is, like, it just makes my little dick hard. Harry texted me the other morning asking to shoot while having sex, like a voice memo. Don't tell me that. And I saved it. And you have to hear this voice memo. Wait, I want to see it. Oh, my God, please. We're rolling on this conversation now. I'm like, that's so crazy. I was out of time. Yo, why don't you shoot? Why don't you shoot? What?

Ew, are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding. That's fucking insane. That's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard. That is so, Harry Johnson, you're called out. I don't know what time that is. The way Harry's been called out so much on this podcast. 6.55 a.m. Just beat in cheeks. Voice memories.

You like that's fucking insane Hunter and Harry are like besties for the rest. It's very cute. No, that was the most disturbing thing I've ever heard He's off the roster He threatened to take me off the roster the other day. He said something we were playing a game We were playing like are we even on? Yeah. Yeah, we were playing like like naughty Jenga or something and it was like like you would put take a

like a little block out and then it would have like a crazy question on it. And his question was like, how many girls have you made out with? So what really wasn't that naughty of a question? I remember Harry literally going less than I've slept with. That was British, but I get where you were going with it. He literally said, I've made out with less girls than I've slept with. Meaning he like sleeps with girls and doesn't make out and doesn't kiss them. And I go, that's so disgusting. He looks straight at me and he goes, I'll take you off my roster. I go,

He was like, you're like, please, sir, no. No, please, God. No. Keep in mind, this is all like Charlie Jordan's house, her and Taylor just trying to play like an innocent, you know what I mean? Like a cute little sleepover game. And meanwhile, I'm like. Yeah, me and Harry just came and fucking ruined that. So this past weekend, we went to the most, Hunter really pulled a Make-A-Wish for me. I'm not going to lie to you. He granted me with the best gift possible.

anyone could ever give me and that is taking me to see justin bieber i did it was a little make sure friends are okay throw in the brand promo gotta get it guys he has a company called make sure your friends are okay if you didn't know an amazing event where you couldn't get tickets to it you can only do charity work typically to go and of course i did my hours of course she did gruesome hours just going in yeah picking up trash we did go and it was the best concert i've been

Dude, it was so fun because Triller was also like sponsoring it along with your brand. Big ups for you. You and Triller just fucking hand in hand like that. I'm out here like begging to get a dildo brand deal for the podcast. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

It was so fun because all the like all the tick tockers went. I don't. Am I allowed to say this? I was fully taking shots with Miss Heidi D'Amelio and it made my life. It was so fun. She is such an icon. I spent most of my time with the D'Amelio's. I love when they when they do charity work. I know they won't claim me. I'm not asking them to literally deny this. Send me a cease and desist. But I love that family. Once she got access to like the back room, which was like where all the alcohol was. She did not see any of ours until Justin came out.

I think she even missed the first song of Justin. I'm like, yo, get out here. And she sprinted like grabbing. And you're the biggest Belieber I know. Literally ever, ever, ever. Like I died. There's no artist in the world that I would like die to see. Harry Bryce and I were really fucking up the bar. I'm like, obviously Harry's such a clout farmer. So we were just back there farming our clout with everyone, all the little CEOs and shit. But seeing Justin Bieber was awesome.

Hunter just I was sobbing. You were scream crying. I think I had marks across my neck from your nails. It was so cute. All the stories that you posted her. She was really like actually sobbing. I've never been a believer. I love Justin Bieber like as a person. Yeah, but I don't. And he looked so happy. There's just there's something about the way I love Justin. And I feel like in the lower times, like when he was performing, you could tell he didn't want to. You know what I mean? It's just like obviously when you're touring like that and you have all the pressures of everything. But like it was like he was so sad.

happy to be on stage. And I was just

uncontrollably crying. Every five seconds. He deserves this. He deserves this. No, there's not one video of me there looking like literally pretty at all. No, you look cute. I'm like, she looked really, really cute at this event. She looked so beautiful. It's just an hour of Brooke just hyping her up. I'm like, no, I told you. I told her separately off camera that she looked so beautiful. She's like, I was nice off camera. I swear. Everyone's like, she's just. Guys, if I wanted a bunch of fucking yes people around me, I would

But it was cute it was cute and I'm glad you got to see him you guys you never shut the fuck up about job about just dude app and I never get to see him I like every time I love an artist they always cancel You got his tickets right when they had one assistant last year who you had paid her like full two days salary to sit up and refresh and refresh to get the tickets then you got the tickets and then tour got cancelled

and I was bawling I was so so so sad like seeing like holy and chill I'm like tearing up now I'm not even kidding it changed my life it was so funny though because everyone else was just so normal like I feel like like I just remember at one point I was like absolutely just like and I turn around and Charlie and Chase are just like standing there all normal and they just look at me and they're like are you fucking good I'm always like that about an artist though I'm either like completely indifferent like that's kind of I love Justin Bieber but I like really I wouldn't care but like if I love an artist like I'm

absolutely obsessed to the point where it's like actually dangerous like Billie Eilish I would oh great yeah there's no one I love like Justin I can't even explain I had so much fun with Taylor Holder too being so godlike everyone was making fun of me so much because Taylor and I were just up in the front literally like praying so hard it was a whole sermon for over like an hour I mean I'm fucking

Like, believe it or not, I'm like pretty religious. So I was really enjoying the whole like Justin God moment. I'm like, God might claim Taylor. I don't know if he likes her down with the lightning right now. There was a point in time where I church home here in L.A. Jake and I would go every week just to try to hang out with Justin because he was like going. No, they were like literally every week. Literally right here in the middle of L.A. Anyone can go. He like shows up to all the events. He's like really cool.

- I know, but I was really trying to just believe X God. I think I'm gonna start going back. It was so fucking fun. - You're not gonna say believe X God. That's a lab that Justin was doing with God.

If anyone could collab with God, it is fucking Justin. I can't even deal. What happened at home? Hunter brought my ex-boyfriend's dog over last week to dog sit. I was dog sitting. It happened to be my ex-boyfriend's dog. But you live with me. Yes. Yeah. Yes, correct. Yes, fully brought my ex-boyfriend's dog over and we were dog sitting all week. It made me realize we do not have the capability as a friend group to ever have a dog because we really wanted to get one. Like I've wanted a dog for so long, but like.

It was the hardest thing ever. I remember at one point... She didn't even dog sit. I was dog sitting. The dogs... Fuck you! At one point, the dog was pooping and had some extra... It had shit on its ass! It had dingleberry. And she was screaming, just being like, get the shit off its ass!

No, it was so sad. It was like the cutest dog. All of us were obsessed with this dog. He was so sweet, like so loving, whatever. But then all of a sudden there were dingleberries on this dog's ass and no one would even go near it. I was trying. I for sure was trying. Oh, not trying hard enough. No, I mean, I had to get in at least one post a day so my ex could see it. So I could be like, look at me thriving with your dog. Let him know, baby. Let him know. You know what's actually crazy? Speaking of this ex, I've never actually like publicized that relationship at all. Yeah. Which I think is... It's okay if you don't.

That's so true. He's like, God, please don't. It's one of the only relationships I've never, ever publicized, but I had a full relationship in like, what, like 2019? I love him, actually. With this photographer. Great guy. Fantastic human. We've had our ups and our downs. I don't even know, you know, it was turbulent. I don't know if I was the best. You were not. Fair. I don't know if he was the best either, but now we're on. She was probably fine. Yeah.

Brooke, I cannot handle this fucking idea. But actually, to add on top of my newfound relationship with my ex, Hunter is about to go on tour with Jaden and Machine Gun Kelly. I'm very excited for that. We're super excited for that. He's getting paid so bad. No one's excited for that except for Hunter. Yeah, I know. I wish you the best. Eight weeks out on tour. So I'm gone for a bit. I'm very scared for you guys.

Dude, I was just going to say the way my Hollywood fixes are going to be like blackout drunk. Like I'm going to have no remorse. Like you're, you're the only thing that keeps me going. He is the mediator. Bad things are definitely going to happen while he's gone. And it's funny too, because I'm touring at the same time. Um, and Hunter said, fuck Tana. Uh, Jaden's paying me more.

It just seems like a more fun tour. That is so mean. Are you fucking kidding me? It's a really awesome experience. No, you've toured with me. I've toured with you before. It's an amazing time as well. But I think it's time for you to, you know, do your thing. But you want to tell them who you hired to replace your job? I did hire your ex as well to replace my job. Who is a fantastic photographer? He could probably do video as well.

And I think it'd be a great idea. - Isn't it gonna be so fun to be on tour? Just imagine me on one little bus with my boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend. - Wait. - They're friends. - They're not really friends. They'd be sub tweeting the fuck out of each other. - They were good friends. - They were good friends, but then this pussy had to fuck it up. - Wait, no, that's crazy. They were friends and you dated them both? - Oh. - The way I'm like, yeah, I am.

I mean, we all dated the same girl. L.A. is fucking disgusting. He dated her. He dated her. I dated her. Remember that when we get back to the Mindy situation. Right. Yeah. Fair enough. Honestly, fair. Fair. The L.A. is such a cesspool. It's kind of good. I didn't understand that he's the one who's invited. So he's going on tour with you. Yes. What? Potentially. She asked him today after I mean, it would be he literally would be fun. He fits in well with your boyfriend, obviously, because they were

I mean, their friendship, they're on the rekindle mark. I mean, I called him today and he said, yeah, we're going to take great photos. We'll probably just fight a lot.

I was like, oh, fuck. I think not really. I think because you'll have someone else there with you, like taking up all your time when you're not doing the meet and greets and stuff, it will be good. I know. And you don't have to deal with a random person on tour, which is a whole other thing that you potentially were about to deal with. Yeah, that's hard because sometimes when you bring in like a whole like different person, it just messes up the dynamic of the friend group. We already know that he fits in nicely. Like everyone loves him. So true. I know.

I know. Why does everyone have to love all my exes? Like, God. I mean, you're pretty good at choosing them, honestly. But just not keeping them, baby. I mean, that's very true. Unless you're honest about that. I feel like you could probably keep a guy, like, really easily. Yeah, if I just, like, wasn't a dumb cunt. Right. Yeah.

Yeah, fair enough. You said it, not me. You know, hey, Hunter, fucking suck my dick and die. What else happened? What else happened? Let's see. People were really asking me on Twitter to delve into all of my breakups that I haven't publicized. And speaking of exes, I guess we could get into that. I wanted to do that for a while, like talk about some of the breakups that I've never had some clarification on. But I don't know if I'm ready. I don't know. Now's the time, baby. You have the floor. You know, the one that really does kill me.

I don't even, I'm scared because I have no idea what she's going to say. Honestly, sincerely, like, I know his image is a good guy and I'm not trying to take away from that. But it's Mod Sun for sure. Really? Like, I, everyone just condemns me for our breakup so hard because of his amazing record, Karma, that he wrote about me. Great song. Great song. Phenomenal song. One of my favorite songs, to be honest.

You know what's really upsetting? Because I loved Nod always. Like he was one of my favorite people. But there was one day where you guys were like about to break up when I was unaware of it. And I went to his house and I was just talking to him. I was trying to give him advice about you actually. And the next day you broke up with him and I was unaware you were going to do that. So he thought that whatever I said was the reason. And I felt so horrible. Like he didn't allow me to hang out with you. Like, you know what I mean? Like there was that whole aspect of it, which I think is crazy because it's just like,

I love security and I think that shit is so strange. But I mean, everyone that wants to know about our breakup, the literal, actual, actual reason we broke up, we were doing perfectly fine as a couple. Literally perfectly fine.

and then I wanted to start an OnlyFans and he wasn't really he was not down he was not down for it that was the reason that was sincerely he was just so like I am not shaming him for this because I think obviously like let's say I were to talk to him about it now or let's say we'd say together I think he would have seen what it is and what it's become and become more accepting but he was very much kind of like you're gonna become a porn star and I was like you've dated literal porn stars and like

Also, like I'm not. Why are you mad? And like my thing always is just like if you date me because I'm wild and then you want to then suppress me because I'm now yours and it's like the things that made you like me in the first place, all of a sudden are the things you don't. And I like I've done that for people like change my career and tried to like change. But I think the truest love is someone who can accept you and empower you for like who you are. And it was kind of just like I'm gonna fucking do this.

And I thought he would come around and then I was like, I'm going to do this. And it was like I was launching on my birthday and it was like three days before my birthday. We started ignoring each other so heavy and him and MGK were writing the script for the tickets to my Downfall movie. And he completely ignored me, ghosted me, did not speak to me for like four days across my birthday, across the biggest launch of my career of my OnlyFans to write this script with MGK. And then we were just like, let's be done. I feel like some other things probably weren't included in that.

and I swear I swear to God on my soul that is actually what happened and then we just did not talk like that that was the breakup and then like I'm not gonna lie like 48 hours after I knew we were broken up I had gotten a little uber black over to Calabasas and I was I was a Jake Pauler it was the most cut and clear breakup I've ever witnessed and I think that that's like kind of the reason why people are so like black and white about it is like

Me personally, I loved Maude when you guys were dating. Loved him. And I still, to this day, I've supported him. And you've even been like, okay, so you commented on Maude's son's TikTok. Like, what the fuck? But it's because you were so private about it. Like, you really never, even to us. I mean, I don't know about you, but for me, you text me one day and you go, me and Maude just broke up. And we never heard back. No, and then I was on a plane to Miami with Jake. Like, it really. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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Yeah, but that was probably one of the most upsetting friendship endings I had with him because he really thought there's something wrong to. Yeah. And our entire relationship was just very like hunters. You know what I mean? Just it was interesting. But I love Hunter just coming in between relationships. I fucking hate it because I'm really not. And it fuels the fire to make people think there's something there that isn't because it's like we are just friends. But like some people literally can't.

handle that I don't know I'm the exact opposite I will make anyone believe that Hunter is anything but my friend I'll be like god I just like I just love Hunter Brooke uses Hunter I've never even kissed Brooke before Brooke uses Hunter as a fucking chess pawn I literally Hunter is like my favorite like jab it is so funny though I'm like oh god sorry I can't I'm going to breakfast with Hunter

We'll be literally at a dinner for six and she'll make every person stand up so she can get like a boomerang of them too. It'll be like just me and Hunter's drinks. I'll like tag it. We're like holding hands. She loves your tattooed arm too. Just getting the tattooed arm in the back of something. We were like driving in her car too. She's like, I put my hand like on her. No, he was going, he was like, you're honestly good at it. He like contributes to it too, but it's like,

like I'm always trying to make somebody mad so I'll be like Hunter hold on and he'll be like we'll be in the car and he'll be like hand on my leg he'll be like go Brooke's fully Brooke has fully now developed though accidentally I think this shit is genius I just have to say it she will accidentally quote unquote accidentally be with another guy and be like oh my god Hunter stop like accidentally like

Call them, Hunter. I'm throwing them. No, I'm not kidding. Like, some guy. I'm like, some guy. Some guy was tickling me the other day. And, like, Hunter just found out that I was tickling. This sounds, like, worse than it is. It sounds worse than it is. But, like, Hunter just discovered that I was ticklish and was, like, tickling me the other day. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, stop.

And so then like, then like, oh, less than a week later, like a guy who I'm actually like into was tickling me and I literally was like, Hunter, stop. And I go, man,

Are you fucking I don't even know about this till right now. She's not talking about this at this moment. She has people coming out to like murder me because of her. Imagine like that's the time when I'm like screaming out Hunter's name. It's like stop and I'm like, oh my God. No, I'm sorry. Like Hunter just tickled me all the time. But you love every second. Brooke, let's talk about this guy though that you're trying to piss off. I'm not trying to piss off. He's a great guy. I like him a lot. Shut up.

And you know what's so shitty? Okay, so I use Hunter as a ploy all the time because it's like, it's this guy who, like, I joke about it. It's like, I'm dating him. He's not dating me. And that's like really what it is. I'm so obsessed with this guy and he like does not give a fuck about me. I can talk about him because he will not ever listen to this podcast. But I told her he would not take an hour to listen to the podcast.

It's okay. It's fine. You also did a TikTok where you called him Musty. No, I called him Dusty. Dusty. Which is also, in case anyone's curious, I think Dusty, calling someone that, is a physical derogatory term. Okay, but I have to rep Brooke in the fact that, like...

I mean, I could say a lot of things. Hey, if you're watching this, I like you as a friend. It's nothing to do with you. I just think, but just in retrospect. But the way that he can be such a player to Brooke is dusty. And I think she was kind of coming for his demeanor. We finally clarified, though. For a long time, it was very up in the air. Like, how does he feel? How does he not? Now I know exactly how he feels. I wish I didn't, but I know pretty much exactly. But how does he feel?

Like, we are very much just friends.

But Brooke will go to the ends of the earth for this man. And it's crazy, too, because when I tell you, I mean, you've heard about some of the people she's fucked on this podcast already. And the guys that get at you and the guys that you currently get with are fucking great. Great. And the way she will go to the end. She starts crying. For this guy who literally doesn't care about me at all. Can we talk about the Uber story, please? No. I was getting wild. This guy literally...

Was it an uber with her and another girl? I'm gonna get in so much trouble for this Oh, he'll stop talking to you like poor thing, but like yes, like I will literally cry anyways He was one one seat over correct. Are you in the back? No, no, no We were sitting I was sitting in the middle. He was sitting next to me. Um

Okay? And we had a great night. She's got confidence now. Now she's telling the story. Because it's true. I was at a party with this guy. I had the best night with this guy. But the whole time, this girl was, like, all over him, you know, like, going up behind him, like, grabbing him by the hips and stuff. And me and my roommate the whole time were like, this girl, like, what does she know? Like, we're like, little does she know. Like, yeah.

But later on in the night, we're all leaving. And my roommate calls an Uber for like all of us to go back to my house. Right. And we all get in. We're like, OK, it's just our best friend. And at the very last minute, he's like, oh, oh, oh, come come with us. And he invites this girl in our Uber. She sits right next to me on my friend's lap.

And I remember this night as well. This was like you were annoyed real time as well. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's not like this was just like, yeah. So I'm I'm sitting in the middle. It's my friend with this girl on his lap. And then it's this guy right next to me who I have been hooking up with, talking to who I really like. OK, and we're sitting and the guy who whose lap she's sitting on is like, oh, I got to get out. I got to pee. We're like stuck on the hill. So like it's going to be a second where we're at a stop. He can get out and pee. He gets out to pee and she sits in his place.

And the guy who I'm talking to reaches across from me, grabs her body and puts her on his lap. And I'm like,

Oh my God. What the fuck is this? Oh, hell no. See, that's where I'd be fucking every single one of his friends in that Uber. Now there's an empty seat next to me and I'm looking at it like, what the fuck was that? And then literally for a 40 minute ride home, she's on his lap. Give me your hand. They're holding hands like this. Ew. You know all of his friends' dicks getting sucked in unison. He's kissing her on the cheek and I'm sitting next to her like,

And I was thinking you were going to go home with him. Yeah. Audibly out loud. I'm going, what the fuck is going on? Like, this cannot be real. This can't be real. And my roommates in the row across from us looking back like, oh, no, she obviously knows. And everyone in the car is like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. And I just had to sit there and bite the bullet the whole ride home. I'm like, I'm going to.

Probably I'm like trying not to cry I was like so sad about it And whatever he tells you he doesn't fuck right He tells you he doesn't fuck her right

- Yeah. - And then recently you had a conversation. - He was like, I obviously started a fight after that. 'Cause I was like, that was so out of pocket that like- - Fucked a musician or two. - He knew that was hurting me or whatever. And I was like, that was so crazy. It's embarrassing. Like you're in front of your friends, in front of my friends. Like don't do that. 'Cause it's like, people know that I like you. Don't embarrass me in front of these people. And he's- - That's the worst. - He made me feel insane. Like you were so out of pocket. She's my friend. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Like she's literally my friend.

She was not his friend. Brooke just found out that him and Uber girl decided to really do the fucking dirty. No, but it wasn't after it was before, which makes it a million times worse because it's like you made me feel crazy. No, no. When you hit left with her.

Fucking insane. Really insane. I really want this week to be about vengeance for you. I'm really, I'm not going to lie. Hunter's like the moral friend that's like just end it. And I'm like, fuck all his friends now. He's my best friend. I love him to the end of the earth. Like I really do. No, whether you say it or not, he really is my best friend. So like,

I don't want to just like completely eliminate him. Stop slanging your pussy at him. Oh, I am. I promise. Mark my words. This is on camera. The way we're going to play this for her in a week. I know. It's just going to be fucking him next week. With a beat drop, beat drop. I promise. I promise you.

She doesn't promise shit. She doesn't promise shit. That happened to me once, though. I got in a Sprinter with Jake, and this girl fucking sat on top of him, and I'll never, ever, ever forget it because the Sprinter door closed, and this was right as everything was public, and obviously we were super open, but he was like, so we're only letting bad bitches in the Sprinter, right? And I was like...

Like, just fucking... Like, I couldn't even imagine. I've never had a situation like that where it was, like, so blatantly... I was like, you know... Like, I mean, he didn't owe me shit, but I'm not coming for him. Fair, fair. Yeah, see, what are you trying to back... Reel it back on Jake and I can't defend him? Like, he's gonna... I really never got to know him at all. That was the one ex of yours. I think I got to know every one of your exes. Why does everyone think I fuck you and fucking hate my exes? Do you know that I've never had a conversation with Jake in my entire life? Me neither. My moral friends really avoided that entire... Well, no, I was scared. I didn't really avoid it. For some...

I'm intimidated by him like heavy. He would look me right in the face and say something and I'd be like, he always really loved you. I don't know. Ari and Amari literally absolutely never showed up. They all were such so close with him. It's so annoying. I became friends with like John and Abby and all them after. Yeah. But like not when you guys were together and you know. So moving on. Yeah. Moving on.

That's the one thing everyone wants me to touch on and I just refuse because I'll just have a breakdown. Maybe one day I'll have a... I mean, but I've just done enough. People get it. I think you can assess the situation for what it fucking is. Fair enough. Having Trisha on the podcast. She is so amazing. That was my first time ever meeting her. She is so amazing. I wasn't there. I'm sure you all noticed. I booted Brooke and she has not, like, literally not let it go. I'll never forget it because I'm Trisha's biggest fan. I would have been so...

I was just overwhelmed. It would have been a big, huge mess if I had been there because I'm such a Trisha fan that it would have been like out of power. I would have been like, how's your aunt? I was just scared of like too much going on. Yeah. Yeah.

She's like two times speed and like wild so I was just scared of like too much going on. It would have been very overwhelming for me and it would have been a sensory overload because I am obsessed. You and I are very much the same in Hunter. I wanted him to like balance it out. I'm not even kidding. I was, I'm never afraid of people like ever. Like, you know what I mean? But I was so, because Trisha and I aren't like friends. You know what I mean? Like yes, like we became like friends during that and like. You didn't have a,

lot of contact outside the podcast. And I was so scared she was going to sit down and just grill me on everything I've ever done wrong. And to be honest, Trisha is so...

- Like, you know, like she might be canceled, but when she's canceling you, like she usually has a point. I was so scared. She was just gonna be like, why are you like this, this and this? - Yeah, on the way there, she was like, "Hundra, you cannot say, don't say this word. Don't say this. You have to act like this." And I was just like, I'm just gonna be me. 'Cause I'm not really planning on saying it. - I was freaking out. - She was very nervous. And then she got here and she was just like the most laid back, awesome human. - She is so sweet. I was in the makeup chair fully debating. Oh, go ahead. - No, you're fine. - Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. - And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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I would have been like Afraid too Just because like You could have like A perfectly like Amazing like Normal conversation with Trisha And all of a sudden You say one thing And she could be like Wait you're wrong Like that can't be right And then you're just Fucking wrong I was sitting in the Makeup chair truly Being like do I just Tell her I'm sick And everyone was like You're gonna fake COVID To get out of this Like go to the podcast What the fuck is wrong with you She's an icon She's a legend She's perfect

I'm actually so happy we did it and like I'm glad that I just like bit the bullet and like did something I was afraid of and started with that and it's a great episode it's so great dude we took our tits out after and like took OnlyFans pics and it like my entire life was made like I can't even I've always wanted to see her tits in person and I was just so so so so so so excited it was absolutely ridiculous what else should we talk about I have to pee so badly so do I okay so

I'm sorry. It's okay. When me and my sisters were younger, we used to sit on the toilet together and pee at the same time. How is that even possible? What? Is that real? I don't know. It was real to me. Oh my God. I don't think we can talk about it. I know exactly what you're going to say. One of my friends just caught her boyfriend jacking off backwards on the toilet. And I don't understand the backwards thing.

Like she walked into him on the toilet backwards about to jack off. Yeah, I just want to know the mentality behind that. I'm curious on that mentality too. Like go in the shower. So your cum like goes into the toilet? Why backwards though? Why couldn't you just turn around? Backwards is weird. So you could be standing up even. So it's going to go up. It didn't make any sense like logically for me. I just don't like the image. I don't like where this is going. You would have to be pointing it down. Guys, we don't have to talk about this. We can talk about how famous your best friend Tana is.

This podcast is making me look literally horrible. I don't need an hour to just talk. Last night, I opened Twitter to find out that they mentioned me in the latest episode of American Horror. No, that's huge. That is actually super awesome. I won't take that away from you. That's fucking huge. And honestly, I was even feeling, I was like,

on top of the world because I know all my boyfriends like as Harry says the trickle down clout I'm not even kidding because all the people who like I swear my little boyfriends are watching American Horror Story it's their favorite little show and they're watching it and they're seeing Tana Mongeau and you know what they're thinking of not thinking of Tana they're thinking of Brooks Goffield and that pussy yeah I kind of agree oh god I was just going to say something nice but you said that pussy

- No, like honestly, that's cool. Like congratulations on that. - I just said it so that I can have them BS me. - My dad's gonna have a stroke. He loves American Horror Story so much. - When traditional media takes the time to like make a wish me and mention me, it's very cool. 'Cause I just feel like literally I'm so canceled. - Are you allowed to even say that? - No. - I feel like we should not be saying make a wish me. Because that is for sure people who like need the wish.

I'm sorry. Let us know in the comments if you think that that is offensive. I'm sorry to all the wishers. Can we, I actually haven't seen it and I want to react to it though. So could we, could we roll that clip? Cause I, I don't know what they said. Oh my gosh. I can't. Okay. When we first started doing this, we were having a good time taking things over. Crashing that debutant ball or painting 10 emojis. Yeah.

No way. That's literally insane. No way. I don't know the context. I haven't seen the episode, but I just think that's so fucking... You have to watch the whole season. The script writer had to write that down. It had to be approved. I don't know. Who approved that? There's probably 20 writers in the room. For a show like American Horror Story, there's probably 20 writers in the room. They were drunk that day. They deemed you relevant enough. Congratulations. That's crazy. Yo, thank you so much, American Horror Story, for keeping me alive for another week. I don't have to bring up the McBrooms again this week to stay relevant. Dude, the

The way the internet is like, if you talk about them one more time, I'm sorry. I need to stop. It's just so easy. It's the quickest million views on TikTok. I can't even fucking deal. Can you? Yeah, of course. I'm gonna take a shot. Should we take a shot? Should we take a shot? I'm scared. I'm just getting nervous.

- Okay, ASMR girl. - Ew, that's so fucking disgusting. Ew, you sound like your girlfriend. - Who? I don't have a girlfriend. - Hunter has 20 girlfriends and we just have a million different names for them. - Just to be very clear, I don't have any girlfriends at all. - Oh my God. - This one in particular is ASMR girl. - I used to talk to someone. - We referenced her on the first podcast.

ASMR girl. But Hunter, you found two new girlfriends this week, right? You fell in love at your shoot? I fell in love at my shoot. It's never happened before. I'm very clear. I'm very professional. I never, ever, ever, ever talk to somebody who I'm shooting or even after I'm shooting. I at least wait at least six months to even think about talking to them. Okay. Keeping the photographer repertoire up. No, but Hunter texted me right away. He goes, this has never happened to me where I meet someone and on the spot, I'm like, oh my God, I will drop every other girl for this girl. And that's what he said. He goes, I would...

Tomorrow, drop every single girl for this girl. And he showed me who she was and I was like, I would drop everything for this girl. - Yeah, she's very beautiful. She's stunning. - Absolutely stunning. I already follow her on TikTok. - Oh wow. - I followed her before you ever said a word. - She's on TikTok, I'm so excited. - I sent her a DM after we shot just pretty much saying like, oh, enjoyed shooting with you. That you killed it. Very, very professional. - Very hoping though that she was like, here's my pussy.

Okay, I don't think she's that type of girl. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the ball of pussy remarks. I don't know what's wrong with me today. She responded and said, love shooting with you, smiley face, heart. And then sent another message saying like, ugh, dreaded in this drive home.

Yeah, so she wanted to keep talking. I'll drive you in the Jeep, baby. I got this place we can talk about. Don't out him. Don't out me again. Thank you. No, she clearly wanted to keep the conversation going. So I responded and I said, oh, like leaving so soon. Like I would love to like have, I thought we were gonna have dinner tonight.

And she was like, how about Sunday? And I was like, I'm gonna be out of town. How about Tuesday? Meanwhile, though, meanwhile, all of this is happening. I spent the entire weekend. Absolutely. Hunter, I'm going to out you right now. He is so in love with, madly in love with Taylor, David Dobrik's assistant. She's really, really fucking pretty.

- And we see Taylor a lot, obviously, because she is the one who is actually helpful when things are going wrong with our house. - I've seen her twice in my entire life. - Really? Do you think that when David chose his assistants, he was like, you know what? These ones are both, like, 'cause both of his assistants are like fucking beautiful. - And Ella, all three, they're all so funny. - Wait, that's what I was thinking of. Oh, Natalie. - Oh, Natalie.

Okay. Well, I was, because Natalie, I don't think is his assistant anymore. No, she's still just like super executive. I think she's very, she's more like on the higher end of things. I'm thinking Ella and Taylor. Yeah. Like they're all just so fucking beautiful and I'm obsessed with both of them. Ella is just like, I requested Taylor on Instagram maybe like a year, like six months ago. I thought you were going to tell me I requested Taylor. Because she's on private. She did not accept me for, I don't know,

Did she finally accept you though? Yesterday. So here's the thing though. I want to take full credit for that. It was David's birthday. So we were like at his house all weekend. And there was a point where I was up in his bed with David sitting with Taylor, just utterly campaigning. I was feeding David lines like Hunter's a great guy. Tell Taylor. And he'd be like, so Hunter's a great guy. Like fully like script writing for David. And we pitch and we pitch and we pitch. And Taylor finally accepted your follow request. She did. And I...

Oh my God. I would do anything for you guys to be together. Like she, she's so cute for David's birthday too. Like everyone was going crazy. Even the other assistants. I was definitely like feeding shots to Ella or whatever. Taylor's like in the club with like a MacBook, like working, like out the party, no makeup. Like, you know, I'm just like, I just think about how hard Tana's assistants work and like, just imagine that. But like, except David. I'm like brand friendly. I'm like a better person. Just like David, but I'm just saying.

No, it was insane. But I felt like Cupid. I felt like I actually got in there and I would do anything. It would be the cutest fucking relationship I can't even deal. So you're super welcome for that. Thank you for that. That Taylor follow. I can't even, you know what I mean? Truly, truly honored. Yeah, I would just do anything for you, Hunter. I would do the same. What do you need? Who could you set me up? I'm literally taken. No, I'm next. I'm the one who's freshly on the market. Yeah, Brooke actually texted me. I texted Hunter the other day and I said, listen, I'm ready to be less toxic, please.

please find me another boyfriend. And Hunter will set me up like here and there, but he sets me up with like, I love being taken. I just miss the fun. What? What happened? Go ahead. The last person I set you up with. That's not her fault. We can't talk about that, right? Amazing humans. I would drop, that's who, I would literally drop everything in the entire world for that man, but I can't even, we can't even talk about it because it broke my heart.

Why not? Can we talk about it, please? Briefly, briefly. We can briefly talk about it. Hunter set me up with pretty much the most eligible bachelor in the entire world. Great guy. Flawless. Amazing. I love him. 10 out of 10, I recommend. In another life, I would kill to be in her shoes. Right. I would die for this man. And he still to this day, but I just...

What'd you do? No, I'm not going to die. Brooke had another little fun time in the movie theater. Brooke did have a fun time in the movie theater and something might have happened where... I had an embarrassing moment with this guy. I think that I honestly... Is this outing if I say what happened?

I don't know what. Just say it. I don't want him to be like, because it doesn't embarrass me, but I don't want him to be like, why would you talk about that? She bled all over his cock, y'all. I'll do it. She bled everywhere. All over my boy. All over my boy. You weren't cutting this.

- We're not cutting this out. This is not even- - We're not. But he was so fine with it. He was literally like so funny about it. Like he was completely cool. - So being real, the only reason I would literally absolutely ever bring it up, but don't get me wrong obviously, if it's like your trauma, I'm not the one, I'll literally cut it out. - That's my trauma. - Don't call me out. Don't call me out. I will cut it out. But what I like about him is I think that if you bleed on a guy and he reacts like a little pussy baby back bitch,

It's an automatic sign that he's just not the fucking one. Like you're not a man. You can't handle it. If you can't handle the blood of like, no, this man was the sweetest angel in the entire world. He was like, so he was just like such an angel. I've never had a shower. That's how you know the guy's like actually with it. Cause it's like, we're going to be really personal here on the canceled podcast.

Yeah, as we should be. To be clear, I get my period the same day every month, and it is on the 17th. This happened on the 4th of the month. Okay. 4th of July. She's wearing all white. Well, you don't have to say the 4th of July. I get a little detailed. I have a little detailed. I don't want to piss off her boyfriend that she still cares about, even though we fucking ripped him into it on this podcast.

I'm like, he stopped listening by now. He was completely cool about it. So that's why I think it's fine to talk about it. Cause he like never, never like was like, he did not care at all. He was like a sweetheart about it, but it mortified me because if it were like someone I didn't care about, if there were anyone, if it were Harry, I would have been like,

whatever. But it was like somebody who actually, like I actually cared what he thought about me. So I was like, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I will never recover. But it's so hot that he literally just took it to the shower and didn't give a fuck about you again. Like that's, that's everything and more like, and if anything, I think like maybe I'm wrong, but it kind of gives the story some character, which I think, I'd rather be

Oh, I threw up on you the first time we met and then we got married stories. I hope it's that. So if you're listening, there you go. Now, you know, I'm not going to lie. I think it gives you like it gives you a lot of character and it makes you just more memorable in his eyes. And I wouldn't. I don't know. All it does is give you an extra like

- We've all bled, we've all been bled on. - I don't wanna be remembered that way. I don't know about you guys. - Yeah, I know. - It's happened to me before. - It's never happened to me before. - And all you do is just- - Everyone assured me like that's so normal. It happens all the time. For me, I was so mortified 'cause nothing similar to that has ever happened. I would never put myself in that situation where I like- - How'd you react? Were you chill or were you just like, "Oh, this is, I have to go." - I was not chill. - Oh. - Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. - And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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- But he, see that's why I was like, he's so horny. - He was the meteor because I was not, I was literally so, I told him, I was like, if anyone were to ask me my most embarrassing moment, I would say this. - Was that on our leather couch or white leather couches? - Wait, I want you to stop.

Dude, in high school, this just reminded me of this. In high school, I was like, I had this boyfriend and I was cheating on him. Sorry. And it was with one of his friends. And it was one of the popular guys. And I was so excited to hook up with him and whatever. And I went to his house and he was eating me out. And I bled. I'm not kidding. Like blood clots all over.

on this guy. And I knew I was on my period. I just thought it was over. I just thought it was over. She knew? I straight risked it for the biscuit. And I'm talking blood clots from like his scalp to like his chest. And this man was like, oh!

like scarred like he was not chilled about it at all he was literally scarred for life and I'll never ever ever ever ever forget it when I was in college there was this one girl I was in my dorm room freshman year Halloween night hook up with this girl she's wearing a cowboys cheerleader outfit that's where I remember and we're hooking up I'm just like doing my thing whatever and I'm like oh my god she's like super excited about it she's like

- So wet, which for me, I love making him that. - She did everything. I was like, oh my God, this is fucking like, yeah, great. She go, we'll go to bed next morning, wake up. She leaves in the morning. Before I wake up, I'm like, great.

I look in the, I look around and it looks like a CSI Dexter set. Like hand. Why would you not tell me this when I needed it? All across my bed on my dresser, on my walls, everything. And I had no idea that. Do you think it was like Halloween blood or did you just know? Oh no, I knew immediately. I was like, you were like, Oh,

- Wow. - I remember one time, Hunter, when I was like into you a little, sorry, but I mean, whatever. I was sleeping in your bed, who cares? And I fucking woke up to blood in your bed, like all over your bed. And I remember you were trying to tell me it was my blood and it wasn't my blood and I'll never forget it. - It 100% was your blood. - It wasn't my blood. - Like, oh man, I'm bleeding?

I just think some other bitch bled in your bed and you didn't want to. What I want to say right now is that if you had blood stories, Hunter's a fake friend. I take back everything. I forgot about it. I take back everything nice that I ever said about Hunter this entire podcast because when Hunter was the first person I called when this incident happened.

That's what he does. Puppy dog guys. Everyone shut the fuck up. Hunter was the first person I called when this incident happened. I FaceTimed him and I go, literally, 911 emergency. I need to talk to you right now. And I immediately calmed you down and said, it's okay. I told him exactly what happened and I was like, listen, I have no idea. This is like the most awful thing that's ever happened to me. And no, after a second, he said some nice things, but immediately he goes, wait, what? What?

You bled on him? He goes, oh no, no, no, no. He goes, oh no. And I literally felt sick to my stomach. I was like, I have to end it all. But by the end of the conversation, I let you know, he was so fine. Yeah, but at no point during that conversation did Hunter ever say, it's happened to me, it's totally normal. No, the whole time he was like, oh yeah, that's pretty bad. But I'm sure he doesn't care, but that's really bad. Well, now you know that bleeding is just a part of life. It's completely fine. It's part of life. My last two relationships were vampires completely obsessed with drinking my period blood.

It's kind of strange. So disturbing. We should probably wrap the podcast here, guys. I want to be here. Another great episode of canceled podcast. And if you're my dad, I hope you stopped watching a long, long time ago. And if you're my dad, like, where were you? Oh, God. I'm going to get you now. All right.

So I mean, should we end it here? I was gonna end it with us actually discussing our friendship. Should we just wrap up the Mindy shit and then fucking go and call it a day? It confuses a lot of people. A lot of people still watch our shit, see our stories, see us posting each other and they're like, what the fuck? Isn't that Mindy? When we got here, he's like, who's Mindy? Our podcast guy.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I put out that like heater video and it's not like we ever came back with like I wanted to do a sit down like a If you type in Tana Mongeau on YouTube, that's still her like front page video. It also was your pinned video on your response was your pin video on your Instagram for a while. It's still in my bio. She had to make some ad sense to make up for me being with just like rapidly. I made rent for several months. Listen, this is what I'll say about it.

You were in the wrong. You were in the wrong. You both should not have acted the way you did. I think it was... She has no space to talk about that. She had 46 boarders at the point at that time it was happening. You should have done that in the movie theater. But regardless...

Like you were like it wasn't that big of a deal and she made it way bigger because she wanted to make a I know I was just I was so stupid I admire you for making a story out of it because honestly I I get all of you fans are really like she's really dry on YouTube right now anything that she can make a story out of I want her to do it because honestly like it was a great great video it was just about if it weren't about me I would have been like oh my god that was the shit

However, it was about me. I obviously got the wrath of it all. I was in the wrong, 100%. Like you said, I was fully in the wrong and I knew I was in the wrong. We could have entirely handled that privately. I think that I was just fully sent over that Chad Monson not made karma and that not been the worst week of my life. I don't even know if I ever would have talked about it. It was more just like these bad things happen so I'm going to talk about them all. It was like, it was just, yeah. Like you said, it's like the worst week in my life or whatever. Yeah. You're like, but it was the worst. I was never, to be clear, I was never upset that she made the video about me. Like, I mean, I was,

Of course I was because I got a lot of backlash from it. But I was more... I was upset over the situation because I felt bad that I had done something bad to Tana. And I said in my video, whatever, don't watch it, honestly. But...

I'm like, maybe you should because I still get money from it. But I felt bad that a person who had been a good friend to me did a really awful thing to you. I really did. When I look back now, I don't even think, oh, it was really awful. I think it was literally just dumb shit and we were drunk and who really cares? I think that...

A, people don't realize that like things can happen off camera. But also like what I say about it is I've never had a friend where like we weren't friends and their presence was so avidly missing in my life. Like I was just like, I missed you every single day. Like I missed you every single day. And then I was just like, why? And keep in mind too, this boy, like,

He's such a fuckboy in LA. It's not like it was anyone that I loved. Everyone knew. There's not a person we know who hasn't hooked up with this man. No, sincerely. Like, everyone's hooked up with him. He's a talker. He's a sweet talker. He coerced everybody. 100%. And I think to let someone like that ruin something that's clearly, like, so good. And, like, both of us are just, like, fucking, like, little narcissistic. Like, you know, like, we both, our egos were pissed. And we got pissed. And we, like, we took it to the internet. But, like, people make up. And, like, people don't realize that. And it's also, like...

Clearly after all that if we didn't love each other and think that the other like likewise that are good people like we wouldn't still be here and it's like to us I guess it's very obvious but to a lot of people it's just like not. Well that's what people forget there's a lot of things that you don't see there's a lot of like behind like 99.9% of our relationship and our friendship is like when we're not posting stories we're just like fucking sitting on the couch like people don't understand don't know what they don't know and like it's frustrating for me to see people like

Even commenting on this podcast that are like they're frenemies. They secretly hate each other. It's like, okay, we had one big fight. We publicized the fuck out of it and we made our bag. And like we're both not the type of people like secretly hate a friend and have mean girl energy. I don't have the energy. If you think I could sit around and hang out with someone that I like actually hated,

- Like day and night all the time. - Also you would not have anyone in the house every day that you didn't enjoy their presence as well. - Yeah, you know. - I've watched you remove people from the house in the past. And like it's very easily. - And Hunter was a big advocate too, like of just like be fucking friends again. 'Cause he saw us both like just strive. The first time we saw each other. - It was literally,

like I credit is like the worst breakup I've ever had like it was really it was really really sad and hard and like it was so sad I agree actually it was shitty when it happened but it's like it happened to us it did not happen to anybody else and it's frustrating that people are carrying it on I get why people are confused and they're like babe you should probably talk about it and probably clarify

But to us, it's just so over. Over. It's so over. I don't think about that in my day. I never, ever factor that into anything that I think about Tana ever. 100%. 100%. I couldn't agree more. Like, it's the last thing I literally think about unless someone makes a joke. And it's kind of just like, oh, ha ha, that happened. It's funny, though. Brooke and I, when we weren't friends, we didn't see each other for so long. And, like, I just remember the first time I saw you at a house party, I just started bawling. No, that's not true. I'm going to...

That's not, she's a liar. - She's a liar. - I go straight, I saw her, it was the first time that we had seen each other in person 'cause it was like COVID times, we weren't really going out. I saw her in person and I like, I was so sad. I was with my roommates at the time and I was like, should I go talk to her? And at that time, Ari had just reached out to me and was like, you know what? Like, he's like, I forgive you, like whatever.

I did blackmail him into forgiving me, but that's, you know. But he was like kind of playing mediator at the time. And he was like, you should talk to her. You should go up and talk to her. Like, you should talk to her. And so I was feeling all hyped up. I'm drinking, I'm drinking. I go straight up to him and I go, you want to talk? And she goes, no. Looks me right in the face and she goes, nope.

And I literally go to the bathroom, start sobbing my eyes out. I was like, that does suck. I definitely I was mad for a second. I don't remember that, but I believe it. She was like, I know I don't want to talk. And then like the more I don't know if it was like she got more drunk or whatever. But like, was it the same night? Yeah, same night. Oh, OK. Probably 30 minutes later, she came up to me and she goes, OK, come over. And then I just bawled. OK, we start sobbing to each other. And for for probably like three, four weeks after that, people

think it was like oh immediate like we immediately just started being friends again we forgot all about it no like for weeks we were texting back and forth and I was afraid that maybe she had been so drunk that night that she didn't know or like that she didn't mean what she said I was like maybe she just was so drunk and she like thought she forgave me and like she didn't mean it

I kind of remember and I guarantee you the night started and I was just like ego and I was like no fuck you and then I probably like a shot or two and I was like wait but I miss her so much all I really remember is I went out with like Jack and Jack and like Sammy and all of them and they were like responsible for me that night and every single one of them after I was crying to you for an hour were like we have to go like we have to leave you like you've been bawling for so long like I just remember being like literally bawling my fucking eyes out like we both were we were just like I miss you I miss you I miss you it was emotional I was just like I would just be like Tenet you don't fucking care

and i'm like yeah brooke you didn't do it out of spite and like that was it it wasn't like a either it was wrong i was i was wrong everyone like honestly it was a really shitty situation but it was like i don't know it wasn't immediate it wasn't like all of a sudden we're friends again i texted we've texted back and forth for weeks without anyone knowing i don't think anyone in the group really knew what was going on we'd text and she'd be like okay now i'm in miami but like as soon as i'm back like yeah i really want to like sit down whatever have a talk which i never do it was like a

A month straight of us, like, really, like, we would text each other randomly and just be like, hey, I love you. Like, just so you know, I, like, really do love you. I meant what I said. All while my old manager, too. All while my people want me to talk about that so bad. But God, I'm just not emotionally ready. We'll get there. But all while my old manager was doing everything to make you sign to him over a trauma bond. Like, what?

Fuck her. Fuck her. Let me take your money. This week has been a hectic one. I don't even know. I was sick most of the week and a lot of dental surgery. So I'm just happy to like not be disgusting and be back. Yeah, we're all back on our A game. I'm back on the market. Hunter is available. He might not be. Going on tour with Jaden Machine Gun Kelly. He's going on a Jeep tour.

leaving us in the goddamn car actually gone now for the fucking first podcast so we're good on that thank you guys for tuning into yet another suitable episode of the cancelled podcast appreciate you guys we love you thanks for coming peace is cancelled world from the san diego zoo wildlife alliance i'm marco wint and i'm rick schwartz

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.