28: Episode 28: A Formal Apology From Us
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- Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. - And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Look how good my life is. So what else? Cancelment. An emotion is cancelled. Saved by the grace of Southern Charm. Welcome back to another episode of the Cancelled Podcast, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and genitals. Amari always says that. Ladies and genitals. Hey guys, how are you gorgeous, gorgeous girls and gorgeous, gorgeous people watching this podcast today? I hope you are having a gorgeous, gorgeous day. I know we are.

Brooke and I were just, we're both spiraling a little. She's maximum spiral. I'm maxed it out, honestly. Like, spiraling. But I've always said that our best podcasts are when we're like a little... It's true. That's a little spunk. Yeah, a little... I've been with Tana for one hour and I've already cried like seven times. I just want to say it's not because of me. No, no, no. Sounds like I made you cry seven times. Not this week. Yeah, um...

Should we just start talking about that? Like immediately? Your spiral? Or should we? Yeah, I don't know why. I thought that'd be a good idea. I'm just emotional. I've had an emotional... Even like before anything happened, like I saw you only like a week ago or not even. And I was just sobbing for no... Like over the Lila stuff, just sobbing. She's sitting in my kitchen. And don't get me wrong, it's a very touching story. It's the most touching story. But it happened like...

Four years ago. Four years ago. Basically, Lila, our friend, she came up with her name because she met Gigi Gorgeous outside of Delilah and she was like, I'm Lila. Yeah, like in the beginning of Lila's transition, she obviously like...

looked up to Gigi Gorgeous so much and like literally would stalk her like go find her like where she was gonna be and she met her outside of Delilah and then Lila just named herself Delilah because of or named herself Lila because of that and I don't know why I think it's so cute are you gonna cry again no I'm fresh out I'm like no tears left to cry Brooke was ever so literally sitting at that kitchen island this week sobbing

And I mean sobbing like someone died over that. Because it's such a cute story. There's like, I mean, because now they're really close friends and like just how far Lila's come. It's so cute. It is beautiful how far Lila's come. I can't even deal with her. I know. She's been so funny this week. She's the funniest person alive. I mean, well, we always, I don't know. I don't want this to come across as like talking shit because that's not how I mean it. But we always say that if you ever tell Lila about a man, like, oh, yeah.

Like, oh, I really like this guy. Like, he's a big dick. Or like, he's great. Like, she's not like taking that as like, oh my God, that's so good for you. She's taking it as like a suggestion. Yes. Like we just, we just gave her an idea. Yeah. She's like, oh my, great. I'm on my way to his DMs. I'm sending him a video on my post. I know. I just had, I literally, a friend of mine was like, hey, this guy just messaged me about like, slid up on my story view. He says you're so hot. And he's like six, nine, like basketball players. So hot. And she's like, who? I'm like,

Does it matter? Yeah, so at first it was like a bit where it's like, oh, we're not going to tell Lila about the guy. But it's actually gotten to the point where no one will tell Lila about the guy. No names. Yeah, last night, she's in Miami right now. And last night she was DMing Joey at like 1 a.m. Like, hi, what are you doing? And she said, Lila. I was like, Lila, you bitch. I couldn't even. She's, yeah, she's been on a roll lately. But I love it. It's Lila. I don't really care. But what was I going to say?

I don't know. I really have to shit and it's hindering my. Okay, you can't just say that. But like so badly. And it's like really. I'm going to be clenching for the duration of this canceled podcast. What do you call it? Turtle shelling? Yeah, but I feel like my shit would be water right now. Okay, don't. I'm actually really sorry. Wait, I'm so sorry. Apology with tears now. No, don't we like owe them an apology or something? Aren't they mad at us?

my God. I completely forgot about that. I mean, it's read the title. It happens. Okay. So we were not trying to normalize incest and I'm sorry for laughing. That's just not a real sentence. I do get how it came across that way. But like, first of all, Stella Berry's cousin is not her blood cousin. Yes. And so we knew that going into the podcast that the cousin thing is not, it's not a real cousin. And don't get me wrong. I guess even like

I now understand that cosplaying as cousins is wrong. I get where it's a little creepy and weird. And, like, I feel like that whole episode is probably really abrasive to a lot of, like, regular people. 100%. But, like, I feel like we have such a, like, hyper-sexualized, like, group and stuff that we almost are like, oh, my God, yeah, ha-ha. Like, that's so funny. That's literally so true. And obviously we were saying this today, too. It's like when you have on, like, a shocking guest, you want to make them feel comfortable. Yeah. What if she sat here with us and we were like...

you weird bitch but I completely like understand that we could have been a little less I do admire how like open she is it's not like I like I stand by what I'm saying I mean just maybe like but don't fuck your real cousins like for sure and maybe just maybe cosplaying even as a cousin is wrong like I do get that I guess it teeters a fine line because it's just kind of if you know that's what is most successful online and your end goal is to make money then you're gonna do that's what I was going to say is like the number one category is like step sister step brother so it's like

And that's something that's somehow acceptable, I guess, to the masses. I mean, it's the number one porn category, like, in the world. So it's obviously acceptable to an extent. So I guess it was just kind of looking at it, like, in that genre that, like, you know. Yeah. But, yeah, we're sorry about that. We won't, you know, our next guest will be, like, a priest. Yeah.

Thank you. I was going to say teacher. Like, why would we have a teacher on canceled? I don't know. So we actually haven't done a podcast, like the two of us, in a minute. I know. And we have so much to talk about. I see in the little corner we have the Coachella recap. Well, yeah. So here's the thing. Obviously, we are going to delve into Coachella a little bit. I'm not going to lie. My Coachella was like...

Like mundane almost, I would say. Like this was like the first Coachella where I was like, oh, I'm old. Like my bones hurt. I feel 40. I want to go home early. Like, you know, I was just spiraling Miss Coachella. I was not. Except she took a video of me like day one. Stomp, stomp. Like stomp. She was so angry. It was the funniest thing. Yeah.

I was just pissed at the fucking world. And I was like stomping FIFO bumming around Coachella. But I thought instead of us recapping it immediately, there is this girl and I always call her two girls. And I know because she says does such a good job of playing both parts. But it's one girl who like does like these little parodies of like us. Yeah. And she did a parody of what our Coachella recap would look like. And I just feel like we need to play it and react and.

It's so funny. Hello, and welcome back to another episode of the Cancelled Podcast. I'm so geeked to talk about Coachella. It was so good this year. Brooke and I were together this weekend, but we split up for part of Coachella, so we have our own stories to tell. I'm really excited to share what happened after, because it was just crazy. Like, wild. Yeah.

Truthfully, so much. So much. Lots of good looks this year. I surprised Ashley with Amari's presents for Ashley's birthday. It was so cute, and Ty was so happy. And day two, we went with my ex, Chris Miles. We went with Diablo, and we went with Ethan from Shameless. I don't think I saw you that day. I love Ethan. We love Ethan. But like, he's my brother, and hooking up with him would be prison. We can't do that.

Straight up prison. But I love when he buys drinks. Yeah, we can't do that. Because I do love when he buys us drinks. Ooh, that shameless coin, baby. Don't forget to mention how you got Chris to meet up with us. So out of pocket. I had to use the Lyft app to converse with my ex, Chris Miles.

Jail. Jail. Just a little out of pocket, but it's fine. But to be fair, it was fun. It was not as toxic as usual. Yeah, it was surprisingly a lot less toxic than it usually is. I'm so proud of you, Tana. Yeah, it was all fine until we saw You Know Who. Name names. Name names.

Yeah.

It's extremely important to stay hydrated. That's why I drink liquid IV. Looking down the script. Go to liquidiv.com, promo code Tana. That's liquidiv.com, promo code Tana. I wore this really cute outfit, like vintage Dior. Yes, so cute. Vintage Dior moment. I ate.

Until I puked everywhere in my vintage drawer. In my vintage prison. Straight jail. Straight jail. So I saved this for the podcast, but you probably saw it on my Instagram story. But of course, I was wearing Drew, like a cute little jacket, pants set with like a little bikini underneath it. And I was wearing it, but I wore it on the day after. Like I didn't wear it when I saw Justin.

She was so spot on. I can't believe this. Hannah, you can leave that question to yourself.

We were together a lot of Coachella, but the part where we split up, I was finessing that billionaire. That's what you were doing? Was it? Yeah. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Yeah. Like, we were in an Uber, like, fully. Like, Diablo, Chris. Like, we were fully in an Uber. But the other rapper was texting me while we were in the Uber. He was like, That is true! I think she has an inside source. Oh.

And he was like texting me like, come to South Dakota. Like I can like fly you to South Dakota. Like just come to South Dakota. I just made up with Chris Miles. Like he just deleted the Netflix, like the Joey Netflix profile. So like we were on good terms at that point. Of course, in toxic Tana fashion, I text him back in front of Chris. Thanks for watching. Canceled. See you guys next time. Bye. It's, that is so upsetting in so many different ways. Like, first of all,

It's sad because it's so alarmingly accurate. Every single thing she said is something I would have said just now. She literally quoted my vlog and my vlog wasn't even out yet. That's everything I said. That's everything I said and that happened in my vlog. And she's so spot on. I feel like she's so right. Every time you say something, I just repeat you. But the voice difference too for you. She's like, hi, I'm Brooke. I know the mannerisms of me doing that. And the...

So awful. It's crazy. I really want to like after seeing those, obviously it's amazing, but it's like, fuck, we need to be less predictable. I know it's really. Yeah. I'm like prison, prison. Like I really don't even have the desire to talk about Coachella after that because that's what happened. I know, what are we going to say? She already told you everything that happened.

I'm sad. I'm like, but Ethan wasn't there. I'm like, but he is hot. And that may be the only thing like she said. She got wrong. The Drew house set, everything about it. And I hadn't even posted my video yet. So she's like, oh my gosh. And I've got to stop with all that. I'm serious. Brooke took his jet home though. I had to. But I just love that someone's doing something right. You know what I mean? Who else was on that plane? It was me. My baby. No. That was it? Yeah.

Oh, wow. We're definitely going to have to bleep a couple names there, but that's crazy. Oh, yeah. It was... Well, Tana...

booked a bus home for like three days after Coachella ended. I have such a problem with that. Because you just wanted to like lay in bed and like rot. But like I was awake and it's like, what am I going to do? And then Palm Springs. Like bouncing back really easily again. Like I just, there was no easy bounce back, but I woke up that morning and I called him and I said, let me on the plane. And he did. And honestly, that's fair. We literally did not leave like Coachella ends on Sunday. We didn't leave till like Tuesday night.

And I knew you guys had to stop probably 30 times on the way home. Oh, yeah. Canes, Del Taco, a gas station, side of the road, windmill, cute picture, smoking. So scary. And I just know that, like, literally the same Machine Gun Kelly song just played on a loop the entire way home. Could not be me. I was, like, laying in my nice cold bed watching you guys on the bus. I was like, what's up with them? I mean, for days after Coachella, I had shin splints. I couldn't move. Oh, no. Like, I just mean, like, ever so literally, I...

It was sad to me this year almost. It was like, I feel 40. I've done this so many times. It's so physically demanding. It's so, so, oh my God. It's just so hot. You're so hungover the next day. And it's amazing how much you age in like three years of sitting on your couch. It's so true. I think that's usually, there's like the year preparation for Coachella. But by this time I was like, I might as well have kids. Like I feel like a grandmother. I know. I used to think like, I'm going to start going them every weekend or both weekends every year. I was always like, that would be so fun. And like, that is it.

I would have died. Purgatory. And I've always gone both years. And this year, I, like, wanted to. I had a whole, like, brand deal set up and, like, could have really had a great weekend. And I was just like, I physically cannot. I feel like had I known, then I probably would have taken it easier the first weekend and, like, kind of divided it. But I just, like, wanted to see everybody. But there's no way to take it easy on you.

I still had the best time ever. Like, literally, Doja Cat fucking knocked me out. I'm not even kidding. I love her so... Oh, my God. It was so good. I was dying over Billie. It was definitely great. I just, like... That might be my last Coachella forever, I think. Until I have, like, kids. I...

I said I don't think it'll be my last Coachella but I definitely feel differently about Coachella now than I did like years ago. It used to be so exciting to me. And it was so cute seeing all the like younger TikTokers at their like first Coachella. Yeah. And I was just like I would do anything for that feeling. Well to be like 19, 20 and going to Coachella like that that was like the best feeling in the world. And I will say like I mean they're having a different experience but the first few years that I went to Coachella I was going GA. And so Yeah they're just immediately going artist. Yeah but it's almost like

The experience you like, that sounds dumb to say, but it is like I feel like it's more fun and exciting if you're in GA because it's like you're actually like it's just music, music, music. Like immersed in. And you're not just like at the VIP bar with like. But these kids are just so famous now they like can't even do that. Like I remember being in GA and it was like it was so, so dope. It's funny because all these young TikTokers, especially girls, I met like three different young TikTokers.

girls that came up to me and they were like look at my monk shirt I got arrested yesterday I felt like you oh my god like hella hella hella apparently I know there were there's like little secret people all over Coachella over Chris Miles being like the psychopath that he is could like notice if anyone was like a narc because all the like sorry why am I saying narc like relax but like um the cops at Coachella are like

dressed as if they're at Coachella they're all undercover they've got like a flower crown I swear to god the person who arrested me ever so literally dead ass had a flower crown on I'll never forget it I'll never forget it like that last officer flower crown energy and Chris would like point at someone with like a camel back on and be like that's a cop five minutes later badge out arresting someone I was like how do you know this like you're insane for that it was just so funny to see but yeah all these little girls were getting arrested and telling me that I inspired them to do so

Aww, what a beautiful story. Seriously, I'm such a philanthropist, humanitarian, inspiration to all. Who was your favorite set you saw? Definitely Billie. Really? I just love her so much. I love her so much too, but she wasn't my favorite. I love her so much, but like Doja Cat, Megan Thee Stallion. Definitely Billie. I was just kind of, out of all the other sets, I was like, but Billie, I was like, that's why I have shin splints because I was like ever so literally slant. I have to stop saying ever so literally. I should say Phineas. Phineas.

Did you get to see... Oh my God, it was so good. I was like, I wish he was like a later set too because he was so brilliant. I am not making nobody's 4 p.m., 5 p.m.

Oh, we knew. Tana wasn't even awake by the time we got to Phineas. The sun was still out. One of the days of Coachella, I think you got there, what, 9 p.m.? Like 9.30. I remember you had been at Coachella all day. Imagine spending thousands of dollars and then showing up to the festival at 9 p.m. It's so... But I'm not going to lie to you. I wouldn't do it any other way. I hate the sun. I hate being hot. I hate...

walking for miles and being in agonizing pain by like 7 p.m. Like, I love the idea of like showing up at nine, going right in, beating the rush, seeing the headliners, going to the after parties, like waking up to, oh, I love it. I hate to say it. I'm just not, I'm not a day girl. I think I hate the sun in general.

Okay. You know, I don't know. But I like I'm never one to hold you guys back. You know, I'm like, go. I'll meet you there. Oh, yeah. I was up and Adam. Yeah, I was waking up getting ready immediately. Yeah, you were killing it. I'm definitely just a nighttime person. So that's like how I mean, Saturday was a little egregious. Am I using that word right? Or is it like those girls? I don't know how to use that word. People always tag me in TikToks. Like girl uses big word incorrectly. No, so the one girl like literally, I'm not kidding. She's DM me probably 50 times like novels about how you're misusing the word resonate. Yeah.

And it's like something about how like, unless something's like affecting your like vibration, something, something, but she's so passionate about it. Like something can't resonate with you. Like you resonate with something or like something like that. I don't know. Evoker suggests images, memories, and emotions. I don't even like, maybe I am using that wrong. I, yeah, I should stop doing that, but I really just be swinging. Sometimes at the hit, sometimes it's a miss. I don't know. Honestly, a lot of times you probably use words completely out of context, but since I don't know how to use them, right. I'm like, wow.

That's the goal. Just surround yourself with a bunch of people at a similar level intelligence with you and just rock with it. So, um, I don't know. That's really, I mean, I guess one thing that I wanted to talk about, cause I think it's a really interesting debate and I'm going to teeter on, um,

talking about this correctly because I've definitely gotten into some scandals before reviewing Coachella outfits I'm very sorry for anything I've ever said reviewing anyone's outfit by the way I just for some reason I thought I was like Tyra Banks and I could like hand out the photos and like tell I don't know why like you can't wear IMG and then be telling like Rita Ora she looks bad at like the Grammys like shut up yeah that's pretty tough I mean obviously they we were just getting views at the time so we kept doing it but like

You're not going to do a video like that this year? I will never. Me pretending you would post on YouTube? Ever. Absolutely. No, but I would just never review fashion again. But there was such a big debate this year because it's like all the A-list celebrities went, like Kylie went in a leather jacket, tank top jeans. Yeah, like so low key. It's almost, I feel like it's like the more all out you go, like it's like almost embarrassing now. Now. Because now it looks like you're just like.

Trying so hard. Well, I still like the idea of like, because it's like, when else are you going to wear crazy outfits like that? I agree. I think everyone should just do whatever they feel. Like, I vibe with the costumey thing, but I did, like, if I ever go to a Coachella again, now that I've seen Hailey Bieber there, this video that that girl...

Like it's, I don't even know why I'm talking, but like in a leather jacket and a white tank top and jeans. - All of a sudden I'm in a leather jacket, white tank top and jeans. - It's cool. It's like too cool for school and it's a dope energy. Like it's like, you know what I mean? But at the same time, like I love looking at crazy looks and fashion. Like Lauren Giraldo killed it this year. - She did. - There were some good ones. - Who else? - Your new bestie killed it.

But I don't know. Yeah, I like both energies. This year, I definitely tried to be more chill than I've ever been. Like no assless chaps. Justin Bieber was standing directly in front of me in a straw hat and a barefoot dreams blanket. I would have passed out. He was literally as far away from me as you are right now. He was so close to me. I just have all these videos of the back of his head. Him and Hailey like cuddling to the song. I would be smelling the air. Like I would literally I couldn't.

I couldn't control my mind. I was like, I wanted to take his hat off so bad, but I was like, I'm going to get laid out. The intrusive thoughts are crazy. I would want to do the same thing. The whole time I'm like, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. I just saw someone on TikTok at Disneyland riding It's a Small World and taking off their shoes and dipping their feet into the water on the side. They probably got escorted out of the park. They do not take that shit lightly. At all, because it's like people were saying it's all fun and games, so like your foot gets chopped off by like the ride or whatever, but like,

I have such intrusive thoughts like that. Like, you know my ass next time I'm ever at Disney. Like, anything. You're like, oh, God. Like, I'm going to be shaking on It's a Small World just because I want to, like, dunk my dogs. We should do a Disney trip soon. God, Disneyland is so fun. Bro, I want to go to Disneyland so bad. Do you watch Anna Paul on TikTok?

I love her. First of all, I love her 10 times more because I've been watching her on TikTok forever doing everything. Like I just watched her go to Disneyland. Now I want to go. I'll watch her literally just eat a corn dog and I'm like, I love you. I didn't know. I'd always been like, oh, like she's obviously like,

Her presence online Is like loaded Rich Like she spends shit And I'm like damn I wouldn't even do that Like god damn go off me And she's like My first video I saw of her She was like I accidentally spent $7,000 on a bag Yeah like Accidentally Iconic Iconic And I never knew like Where the money came from And then someone was like She's on OnlyFans And I bought her OnlyFans And she is

out here really and it's because her tiktok presence is so she's so pure and like sweet i would think she's like she doesn't smoke she doesn't drink she doesn't swear she's so wholesome whatever but she's out here like pouring milk on her like naked body she has the craziest like best body too wow her only fans like made me really feel like shit about mine like for sure all my like iphone clips i was like damn i need to get in the shower with a gallon of milk tomorrow okay

Anyway, she went to Disneyland? Or she's on like a road trip. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Yeah, she's been like everywhere. They were just in Vegas. She was literally gambling. I can't. But they went to Disneyland. They were trying all the food. And you know I hate roller coasters more than anything. Yeah. Which is a weird trait. It's my least favorite thing about you. I know. And it's like everyone tries to change it. And even when I was like with Bella, she would always be like, if you love me, ride this ride. And I would do it. And I would just be sitting on these rides. It's my favorite thing in the world. I hate it. I don't like.

involuntary movement. I don't know. And I just... Maybe I like the scoliosis. I'm old. I feel like it hurts every one of my bones. Like, my lashes are, like, flying off the water. I think it's one of those things that you dislike for fun. Like, I think there's certain things that you say you dislike just for fun. I...

I hate. Everyone tells me that. They're like, you just don't like roller coasters? Be quirky. But like, I would rather do anything like in the world than be on a roller coaster. I hate it. I guess that's fair. But like, you're wrong because it's the best thing in the entire world. But the Disneyland food, I get it. You can go to Disneyland and still have fun if you don't go on roller coasters. There's these like adult...

Disney adults that I watch on YouTube and they try all the like secret little like restaurants in Disneyland and show all the best food in every place. And before I went to Disneyland this last time, I literally looked it up and found out every little thing and I ordered it all on the app and then I did a little food tour. I am dying to go to Disneyland solely because I want to flick up with Mickey and then eat my body weight and shit and then take an hour break. I never, the problem is I never get hungry enough though at Disney. I know. I know.

I would have to be so high or like maybe just like really salad it up all week so that I could just really thought. Yeah. Or like about to start your period. Yeah. I've been like inhaling everything. But she was eating a fried pickle at Disneyland with peanut butter. Do you know last night I finally because of that tick tock I was like, OK, I can't go to Disneyland. It's like 3 a.m. Like I can you know, I can just like have a pickle at home. I had pickles with peanut butter.

Life. I've been really I might be pregnant. I might have a tapeworm. The way I've been eating lately is I've always wanted a tapeworm. How do you get one? I really don't know. You're right. That would be it'd be a great life hack. I'm not gonna lie. But I can't stop. What happens you just like literally like shut your whole brains out? No you just can't stop eating like it's eating your food. Wait.

What? Like the tapeworm inside of you is like you're eating it and then the tapeworm's eating it. So you're always hungry and you can't stop eating, but you're like skinny because like. That's amazing. I think I fully agree, but I just, I, I, yesterday I ate.

and i don't even think i can name it all i made chicken breast covered in hot cheeto that looked delicious it was honestly amazing amazing i have a youtube video making it one of the only things i can make in my entire life dipped in hot queso while i waited for that i had a frozen trader joe's pizza then i had pizza lunchables with hot cheeto on top of it then i made several different plates of pickles with peanut butter with talky on top of it pretzels with pickle with peanut butter with talky

you know my favorite part about all this is she'll be like my gluten intolerance is acting up like no babe it's because you eat like that no i woke up today and almost literally puked out my own intestines but it's like i can't even act like it's like oh my god like i'm just allergic to gluten like nobody is supposed to eat that toxic waste into your body you're probably radioactive i'm not even joking i know i am

I can't even. Sounds delicious, though. I love like a good just like eat like your life away. I had a quarter pounder for breakfast this morning because I was, I deserved it. I ate your crust of it and it was literally life changing. It was so good. I love McDonald's. Everyone sleeps on McDonald's. If you say you don't like McDonald's, you're a liar. You know, there's a McDonald's convention.

I like saw about it on TikTok. I would do anything. I would do. That's my type of, that's my type of like festival right there. Oh my God. There was like in Malibu, there was like a food truck festival where like you just went and you tried every like different amazing food. I wish we went to that. That's all I want to do. I wish I could press a button though and like reset my appetite though. Cause I really like, I don't have much of an appetite anymore. Maybe I do need to get pregnant. That is literally. Oh man. So talk to me.

Can we talk about your spiral now? Because I'm pissed. Like, I will just, like, I want to air this motherfucker out. And I'm going to try not to. No, it's not. I mean, first of all, it's a Joe update, you guys. And I know no one wants to hear about Joe. But they do. They really do. Well, it's like, why are you still talking to Joe? And it's like, I don't know, guys. But I'm not anymore because now he's talking to somebody new. And he told me last night in a very tasteful and respectful conversation, actually.

But a bit egregious. I can't tell you like the physical reaction that my body had. Like I literally just I still feel like I just want to throw. I just think a lot of the things he was saying were awful. And like it's well, it's I do this thing where I like I go back and forth because I'm like, I just want you to be honest with me. Tell me how it is, because it's like what if he was saying like two nice of things and like things he didn't mean, then I would be mad at him for that, too.

Yeah. And so he's like being on it. I mean, it was like a very honest conversation. Basically, he was like, we just can't do this anymore because it's bad for both of us. And I am talking to someone else. And then I literally just had a hysterical, psychotic episode. I mean, I just think the way he says things is awful. I mean, I don't know how much you're trying to share, but I think a lot of the sentences that he said. He said, this is what she's talking about. I'm feral about this one sentence. He said,

it's he's like i i know exactly how you feel i've been i've been in love with somebody who didn't care about me too i was like i'm not even talking about that and he oh and but he he i mean he immediately he was like oh my god you know that's not what i mean i'm just saying like blah blah what were you talking about oh how he said i go by the way this this new girl is like

I don't even know if I should talk about a new girl because it's like it's not a serious thing. He was just like saying like I want to talk to new people. I went on a date and he said like I was like he basically he said like I know like I knew with my last girlfriend immediately. I knew with the one before that immediately and I never felt that way about you basically to me. So I'm like, okay. And she's out here calling this man polite. No, no, no.

No, I'm not. You know what I'm saying. It was just like, it was what I needed to hear. I need him to tell me like, listen, I'm never going to date you and it has to stop. But it's, I don't think it's going to stop. I think he teeters on an idea of like playing games. Like he'll say this one day, but then in five days he's going to be like, come over. And I just like, don't fuck with that. It's also hard because it's like, I see Joe out and he,

he's under the impression that we're friends. You know what I mean? And I, like, if I just met him, like, out, like, all of his best friends, I love them. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's nothing wrong with him as a friend. And I hate when I air him out on the podcast and then he sees me and he's like, yo, what the fuck? So I think I should just speak directly to Joe. Joe, what are you doing? Why...

Okay, you have to admit, Joe, that you're being manipulative, that you might be saying one thing, but you're doing another. You're playing with someone's feelings. I'm not defending him. I know. No, shh. Sorry. I'm not defending him. I like...

Of course, I know like that he's in the wrong too. But I also like have to take some kind of level of accountability because I over and over again, I'll be like, it doesn't affect me. Like we can just be casual. We can just hook up. And like, it's not like I'm okay with that. And I'm not okay with that, obviously. And then I have psychotic episodes every other week where I freak out because he made eye contact with the lunch lady. And I know, I know in my heart that I'm not okay with it. But it's like, if I were to say that to him, he would stop. And I don't want to stop.

I guess I understand that and I've definitely been in that situation, but I do think that you are... You're taking too much credit for him. I think that he knows exactly what's going on. Well, the real problem here, it's like I just honestly feel stupid because it's like if I had just written it out like the last time it ended, you know what I mean? Like we've had this like little like...

that's not a breakup 15 times. And like, if I had just cried, cried, cried, and then just stopped, I wouldn't be here right now. It's like, it's my fault. Like Brooke, you literally keep going over there. Well, I, again, I do think, like, I understand that feeling of like, oh my God, I'm so dumb. I could have just written it out. But again, like sometimes your heart. But I can't help it. I'm like, I just want to go.

Your heart takes over your brain. And we were talking about this today, too. It's when you're fucking someone that you like fuck with. And like you, what did you say? You don't want to train someone else. And like, that's so true. Well, it sucks because I said, I'm like, I don't want to like sleep with other people because like I know I make it sound like it kind of on the podcast, but I really don't hook up with anyone but him with the occasional person.

Outlier But like you know what I mean Like I don't like hooking up with random people It doesn't mean feel good like I get sad And I just don't want to do that I don't have a safe I have a safe zone With somebody that I can I just feel comfortable with And like that was the whole thing I was like I just want to do that And now he cut me off

Which is so rude. I really think, and I am sorry, but I think that if you just like fuck the shit out of one of his best friends, it would just make me so happy. Honestly, it's not even for you. And I can think of a couple hot ones. I did it already.

No, but I mean like his bros, his brothers, his ride or dies, his roommates, if you will. I think that it should be like, fuck, I want you to fuck someone so close to him. The worst part, the most painful thing. Please don't disrespect the father. But the most awful thing about it is that I could literally sleep with like his actual dad and he'd be like, okay, like finally anybody else give anybody else attention. You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? Like, he genuinely, like, it doesn't hurt him. We have to... It's so fucked up because I'm sitting here like, we have to figure out a way to hurt him. No. Which is so... Dana, it's not a good thing. I want him, like, I don't... It's not... It sounds dumb, but it's like, I don't want him to be alone forever, but it's like, what's wrong with me? And, like, I just... Yeah, I don't get it. I think if you're spending that much time with someone, like...

Even just in my scenario, let's say I was hooking up with someone and maybe they weren't as about me or I wasn't as about them as they were about me. After years, if I'm having good sex, hanging out with them, we're great friends. Everyone in my life loves them. I would think to myself if I wasn't a sociopath, Joe, maybe...

maybe this like girl is the do you get what i'm saying like maybe yeah i think that's like that was like the the thought i had the whole time i'm like i'm just gonna grandfather myself in like eventually he's gonna wake up and be like i might as well you know which is so awful and like that's like that's really terrible but i can't my thing is i didn't feel that way immediately about him i was like this is the guy i'm hooking up with i have no romantic interest in him at all yeah and the more i was like spending time with him and hanging out with him and we started playing house and like like acting in my opinion like

We were like pretty serious I was like why not Yeah I agree I think that like But never I'm like he went on one date with this girl And he knows he wants to date her And spent two years hanging out with me every single day And just didn't Well I mean that just shows that he's like a superficial Emotionless idiot And it definitely could have behooved him to have You know tried it out But he's obviously missing out Honestly what he should have done is just dated me Because I probably would have decided in like a week I didn't want to do that anyway

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I'm going to segue into a story where a time that I felt like I was Joe. Oh, no. And I was awful. And I did something really awful. And I'm trying to make up for it currently. And this happened years ago. But basically, in the beginning of...

fucking with Jake. We were like, you know, like talking or whatever, whatever you want to call it. I'm sure he doesn't want to call it any of that. I don't fucking know. Shut up, Jake. But I'm valid. But we're not

like serious or exclusive or anything but you know what I mean like he's he's gonna do him I'm gonna do me and like at this point too we were just like traveling so much and stuff so like I I had some hoes you know and I met this guy and he lived in another country a really far away other country Antarctica wait that's a continent I mean it might as well have been in I'm not kidding you as far away as someone could possibly be and when I tell you this man and I

I'll never not take this as, like, one of my... Probably my biggest L, like, when it comes to, like, fucking up shit with a man. He was perfect. Like, so, so, so, like, sweet, intelligent, smart. A 10 out of 10 hot. I mean, like, a 10... An 11 out of 10 hot. Like, I can't... Like, should have never even looked in my direction type shit. Should have spit on me when he first... Like...

So hot, so sweet, so perfect, so there for me, so intelligent, so about me, so awesome, whatever. And so he lives very far and we're like talking every day on the phone for hours and hours and hours, like falling asleep on the phone, like whole thing. And then we eventually decide that we're going to like meet up for the first time.

during a fashion week in New York because New York was closer to like where he lived and he was like, he's like in that industry kind of like, I guess I can say like he's a model. And so he was like coming out to New York to do stuff for fashion week.

And God, help me. So help me, God. I'm going to call him Jeff. And Jeff, if you're watching this and I'm telling the story wrong, seriously, I will phone you. Why do we always call everyone Jeff? What if we called him something else? Yeah, like literally, why would I call him Jeff? Everybody's Jeff. Everybody's Jeff. It's just the first thing that comes to my head. Jeff, what do I pick? My next one is always Carl for some reason. And it's like, no, it's not Carl either. Let's call him Hoover. You don't know why though.

President. Isn't there a president that's like Hoover? Let's call him Jack. Be like, kangaroo Jack. Okay. Good stuff. Good stuff. So, um. Jack. Jack. I lost my conclusion. She's so spot on with the name names. Pleep. Jack, if you're watching this, I will phone you in at any time to correct me on any part of this story if I'm wrong. But, um, we were talking about meeting together at Fashion Week and it was kind of up in the air of if he was going to stay with me

or stay somewhere by himself. And so he flies like a good 16, 18 hours to get to me in New York and he gets there.

And I guess he was under the impression of we were staying together. And he shows up with flowers. He's so beautiful. He's so hot. He's so sweet. He's like doing everything, like unpacking my stuff, like cleaning up the house. Like every person in my life is like, how did you bag this man? Like my hair people, my stylist, everyone there is like, what are you like? And keep in mind, I'm like,

I'm engaged online. So it's like this awful, this awful like dichotomy of like, obviously I cared about Jake, but this was like before I had like really, really, yeah. And like before we'd like really been like, or at least I'd been like devoted. Like it was just in the point. I don't even know if I was engaged yet. I might've just been like, but I don't, I don't even know. And he's in New York and we're vibing and he's just very like,

he like really likes me he's like clingy and I'm being just like an awful cunt like anytime someone's taking photos I'm like stepping six feet away from him like I would have been like yeah if he's like being too much like now I would do things so completely differently I don't know why sometimes it's when somebody likes you that much though it can just be really off-putting like I was also just in my peak like asshole stage I think until yeah everyone has to go through it like I was obsessed with like douchebags at the time it wasn't until like Mod Sun really that I like

and love someone so loving and like good. Like I loved the like treat me like shit shit. So I was like this man is in love with me. I want to vomit. Ew. And like what the fuck is wrong with me? I'm like beat my ass. No wait just kidding. But like actually what the fuck is wrong with me? You know what I mean? Yeah. And eventually there was just like a night in New York where I was like yo like what if we took a couple hours to like do our own thing and he like didn't want to and it like kind of escalated and I just I feel him like getting angry. You basically said leave me alone.

Yeah, I said like, leave me alone. And I didn't know this, but he like left and I was like,

leave me alone i can't do this right now whatever and then i guess there were like no hotels because it was fashion week and he was just like very much like flew across the country to see me and yeah that's a really really hotel in new york city it's the most awful thing i've ever done to someone i will regret it for the rest of my life and it's texting me like all this so what did he do did he just have to go home i think he like just somehow figured it out like and it was awful and whatever

He didn't talk to me for a year. Yeah. He didn't talk to me for a... And I completely understand. I'm shocked he ever spoke to you again. And I agree. I 100... And to this day, he, like, gives me shit. But eventually... It's... Yeah. Sorry. No, well, it's just... I get it from your...

perspective though because I don't like feeling smothered but it is like at a certain point you just have to like take the L like listen I accidentally fucked up like I should have known this guy better before no but I knew him so well and I was actually just an awful cunt who wanted someone to treat me like shit and looking back that's so fucking awful and I handled it so immaturely and like

I just would never act like that. Now I was just like immature. And again, like, I don't even know. But so eventually we like rekindled things and like made up. Not rekindled things like talking. I just feel like we became friends again. And we like made up and started just like chatting or whatever. And he just hit me up that he's coming to L.A.,

And I'm like debating if I should ask him to like stay with me and try to like make it out. He's probably going to just book a backup hotel just in case. That's so true. Like I just. With your track record. I've looked on him for the last. But you might owe him like a little staycation. Yeah.

I definitely think I have to play like tour guide. After literally abandoning him in the streets of New York. Like I think I have to like. Let's take him on a Hollywood tour. A TMZ tour. I want to do everything just to be like. Even just. Because I feel like we'll just be like friends for life at this point. Because I like definitely just like super fuck that one up. Yeah. Do you think that's like buried? Or do you think that like there's a possibility to like. No I don't think there's a possibility.

because I'll like make jokes sometimes and he's like haha yeah at Coachella he was like wish I was there and I was like for the festival or me and he was like the festival like it could be a really beautiful origin story it's so not I think it gave him I think it gave him like like I think that was a moment where he was like bitches suck like you know what I mean like I think it gave him like PTSD like he's like fuck these girls 100% and I will never not feel sorry so I just I don't know I was Joe there and I'm trying to fix it right now and

I don't even think Joe would do that to me. I know he wouldn't. Yeah, no, it's sincerely the most awful thing I've ever done in my entire life. And I like super, super regret it. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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I can't. But I mean, eventually I'm happy. You'll make up for it. Give him a nice little nice staycation at your new house. Have you talked about your new house yet? Not really. So happy I moved. I think it's deaf haunted though. This is like an every episode thing. I know. She moved into a new haunted house. Like ever so literally. It's not haunted. You're just a drug abuser. Just kidding.

No, I really last night I smoked so much weed and I got so fucking paranoid. I love the new house. So I think it's different. I feel like than all the other houses. It is like my favorite house I've lived in. I think other than like the big one, like I

Like, it's by far my favorite house I've ever had in L.A., and I love it more than life itself. Like, deadass. It's the most insane view ever, too. I just, I want to, like, buy it, but the guy who owns the house has said, like, I own 30 houses. You can buy all 29 of them if you want, but this one I'm giving to my daughter because it's my favorite. And I'm like, why can't I be your daughter? What a...

little snake like i obviously i was like but bro i was watching selling sunset last night and i was just getting so in my feels i'm like god i wish i could buy a house like i was just seeing like tinks just bought like a three million dollar house twt oh my god can we talk about that yeah what do you think about that situation i'm like a little scared because she's like a friend

Let me think about my words before I say them. For reference, there's like resurfaced old tweets from Tinks where she's like, I hate fat people. Or like... Like, or she was like... I mean, I guess... She said like fat people at Coachella, lol. But...

she came out and like I do understand what she was saying like when you're like so insecure and you're like when you're like obsessed with like weight and stuff like that I feel like it can you can and I'm definitely not I mean that's I I mean who the fuck am I to talk about resurface tweets

Like I, I understand. Dude, I was Googling. I was literally searching my name with like all keywords, like fat, ugly, like seeing if there's anything. And I had, I got a good, nice, sweet tweet from 2012 about like, you should never call someone else fat. I was like, wow, I was really out there riding for myself back then. I love that. I do love that for you. I can't, I mean, I'm not here to really like go in, I guess. The only thing I noticed is the, she's definitely, she's definitely a real,

women vote for Trump. No. She said, I saw her Instagram story today and she said she never voted for Trump.

which well i mean the the favorites and retweets of the things it makes sense though i guess i never thought to myself like she's a little rich girl yeah what what i'm i was shocked actually to find out that people were surprised by those things just because i mean anyone with like a lot of money i feel like most people i know with a lot of money are all on the more like conservative end not necessarily like trump supporters but like more conservative also um

She went to like Stanford and like was her sorority's like president. And I just feel like that was the vibes. Yeah, it's I don't it's definitely really interesting. I want to see if she's going to remain on the skimless PR. She said Kim Kardashian's a fatty.

I have no room to weigh in. It's not funny. And I feel like I just, I hate the idea of somebody getting like, like canceled. Like that just sucks to me. I mean, I do think canceled culture is just very interesting. Like anyone can pretty much do anything and they're pretty much fine. We see it every day with everyone. And it's like, it's very interesting. I guess you just hope that. There are a lot of worse things that can be said than calling somebody fat. Like, and I'm not justifying it in any way, but it's like at least there's worse things that can be said. I have definitely just like tweeted awful things when I wasn't,

a happier good person with a good sense of humor yeah dude when I was like six seven years ago even like I don't I do not know that girl I don't know I don't want to know what was said you know what I mean like it's crazy how much can change like especially like even living in LA I feel like I learned so much was like like

About, like, what you can and cannot say? 100%. That I did not know in Arizona. Oh, God. I mean, I just... All I ever think when I see anyone getting canceled for anything is, like, I hope they grow. Yeah, me too. And I just don't like that. Or that they are grown. It's a long time. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, who's to say that, like, she doesn't... She wouldn't have already regretted that. I'm just shocked that she...

I mean, I guess I don't think to like go back and delete things because like, why would you? But yeah, her, I mean, her image is just very clean. So I'm definitely excited to see. It is. I'm sure she'll come back from it though. Like, is she, you know, like, is she going to come back? I'm sure that there's going to be people who just like, won't stop commenting now on her videos, just like trolls. But girl boss town did an amazing tick tock, like breaking down canceled culture. And it's funny because last night I'm cooking my hot Cheeto chicken and I'm talking to Natalie and I'm like, I would love to hear girl boss towns take on it. And then she had an amazing take on canceled culture. And like,

how she felt about it and I was like wow like that couldn't have been better said so I mean that's I mean there are very few things I feel like in this life that you should ever be like permanently canceled for and like I yeah like saying Kim K is fat is like not one of them like but like also Kim your body looks amazing speaking of being canceled for things everyone thought that I was on so much cocaine in the Mike Malak podcast you're like were you no um

No. Okay. I mean, I don't even know. I don't even feel the need to like defend myself over it. People have always said that about me. Like, oh, she's so fucked up here. And like, I think you were just really fidgety. I feel like it can be that way with a guest too, because when somebody else is talking for a period of time, it's like easy to just be like, like, well, I mean, to be fair, I just, even if you're like, if you kick it with me in real life, I'm constantly sitting there like crazy.

cracking my neck cracking my back i have crippling crippling scoliosis so i would like and that day my neck was just really not in my favor so i was just cracking the fuck out of my neck every like i get i get charrette's comments everyone thinks i have a tick because they do this i'm like do i i also like i feel like if i'm on adderall and like really focus my adhd doesn't act up as much for a day like that i'm just like it was our second podcast the first one we scrapped the entire first podcast that day that whole day i was it was just shit show energy oh

So it's like by the time you got to Mike, I'm like my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack hurt. And like, I'm just like, I feel like a little tweaker, but everyone ever so literally thought it was like, yeah, that's what you didn't see was like we had already been sitting here for literally hours. Yeah. And it's just like, it's also just I can't take Adderall before podcast anymore. I can't either because I'm the most hate I ever got. So unfunny. Like I'm just painfully awful. Like when I'm like, I just interrupt like you say like pizza and I'm like, I had pizza once.

I'm just dying at the idea of having Mike Malek on to talk about addiction and I'm over here like I would never do that like sincerely but it was just funny because everyone really really thought that. Me and Mike Malek got shipped. I'm like Mike what do you think? I honest to God would ship you and Mike. I love Mike. I feel like we would fight so much. You definitely would. I can't date anybody who like is all like all knowing. You know what I mean? Like too smart. You're like so that's why I went with you. I see.

Get it? Because he's illiterate. All stop. He's not illiterate. Do you think Julia Fox is aware of what she's like? A hundred percent. I think she's very Trisha Paytas in like the way that she like

Intentionally Is doing everything That she's doing Yeah I think it's very intentional Every like Every time she drags out her words Every time Like every time she does Anything weird with her face I'm like I know that she knows What she's doing Because I don't think That she was doing that Like a couple years ago I would love to see Old interviews Wow that's what I'm going to do To kind of research and feel Do you feel like she's on drugs?

She's got to be on something. Remember the red eyes recently? Yeah, I don't know. We talked about this. We were trying to decide if we felt like that was intentional or not. Because it was like, how'd you do that? I think that she might have just had to redo her makeup a few times. And by the end, she like...

Couldn't see she does these videos on instagram where she's like doing makeup tutorials and they're honestly amazing She's she's just so unintentional. I don't know if it's intentional or not, but she seems like funny No, but she'll be like like when she fucked up and she's like, ah, yeah, that's it. I'm done She's just like funny. I just want i'm gonna be every version of julia fox for halloween this year I'm, literally like i'm gonna do all the different julia fox outfits. That is so good

Wow. You heard it here first. But I also really wanted to be Doja Cat. I wanted like me and all my friends to go as like different Doja Cat. Like I want to be blue Doja Cat like from that video. And she's like a full blue person.

Maybe she's green. Is Doja Cat quitting music? I'd be so sad. No, I would literally lose my mind. Also, is Megan Thee Stallion a fan of the canceled podcast? You guys... Someone's fucking with us. Someone is literally going to prison. I'm not even kidding. I literally... I blocked a fan. Okay, listen. Listen. We know you've been blocking lately. Let's chat about that after this. But continue. So I...

I started getting comments. Like I posted a video of Tana and I the other night and somebody commented or like a few people commented and were like, oh my God, you're in a freak. Like Megan Thee Stallion is watching the podcast. I got a tweet or two. And I was like, what? And everyone's like, it's on her close friends. Like she posted the podcast on her close friends. Who's on Megan Thee Stallion's close friends? I don't know. And who watching the canceled podcast is on anybody's or on Megan Thee Stallion's close friends? I thought maybe she had like one of those like fan close friends where you like add like loyal fans or something. Yeah.

But anyway, so I was like, somebody prove it now. And literally I was getting comment after comment and like people started tag. I think I feel like people started seeing other people comment it and then like just caught like they wanted to in on the fun. Do you remember when everyone on TikTok was commenting happy birthday or something like that on all of Addison Rae's posts? Like someone started like a prank. Like we're going to. That's what I thought it was. I thought there was like a group chat of like people being like, listen, we should tell them like that Megan Thee Stallion's watching it. But it upset me so much because I was like, fuck.

I was at this birthday dinner and the whole time I'm like, where's the proof? But I just can't imagine. I don't think that she's a canceled fan, but I look, Megan, I love you so much. There's just no, there's absolutely no way, but we definitely got pranked, Brooke. And I were at this birthday dinner. It was heartbroken. Can you believe Meg loves canceled? I was so sad. And then, and then this fan DM me and she goes, I have the screenshot of the close friends. And so I go, I respond to her. So she moves to my fucking inbox and,

And she goes, and then she just starts sending me videos. She starts sending me videos of her and her friends drinking saying, set us up with Tana. We can out drink Tana. I blocked her.

Because, like, don't play me like that. Like, that hurt me feelings. Yeah, I understand. It's definitely... That's honestly hilarious. That's some shit I would do. There was someone in my Spotify live stream the other day that kept saying, like, I thought Chris Miles guessed me. And then I guessed her. And she was like, I have a boyfriend of six years. And I was like, well played. Don't do that. No, well...

It's something I would do. Like, I love a good master finesse. Like, I would, oh my God, like old me, if I was a family, I would do the same. But it was just such a sensitive topic because I was so excited about it and then just so let down when I found out that everyone was bamboozling me. We were so stoked at this day. We were really sitting at bow like Paul.

Now that I'm thinking about it, it's like, why would Meg the Stallion? But it was believable because I had just talked about Megan the Stallion. So I was like, maybe she got sent a clip or something. There's just no way. No, I was really at Boa. Like, I want a chalice. I am like, I just felt like Megan the Stallion watches my podcast. Like, oh my God. But like, definitely not. You have always been a blocker.

I do. I block a lot of people. I block anybody who says anything even like moderately. I'm like on my like Victoria Perez shit with the blocking. Does she block a lot of people? Oh, she's known for like literally you say like, you'll be like, where's your couch from? And she'll block you. Wait, honestly, kind of like that's one thing I've never done is block because I'm just I just know I really don't block that many people. But what what I do a lot on TikTok is I'll block like.

and this sounds really mean and awful, but like if I see, because the not interested button on TikTok is a myth. It doesn't work. It almost like, I feel like it pushes their videos in the algorithm.

So like I'll keep like not interested. Like every time I see a video that like upsets me or like it's just like the content is not my vibe. I'll stay not interested and it doesn't work. So I'll block you. You have a lot of our like actually really good friends blocked on TikTok. I do. Because you hate their content. I do. Listen, we are in the influencer space. Okay. I have a lot of friends who are my own personal friends who I love so much who I have to block on TikTok because I don't want to see them dancing. Like not dancing.

Not dancing. Like, it's not what I mean. You know what I feel like you hate is yelling. Buenos Dias World from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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Even in real life, if someone's like... That's the thing. Okay, so if anyone's like talking too fast, talking like... I don't know. If a video overwhelms me and I'm like, oh, God. To be fair, if I yell in real life, you like block me for an hour in real life. Like if I'm yelling at the house... Because if I'm laying in bed and all of a sudden someone's screaming at me or like... I'm like, oh my God, I have to block this person. So that happened to me recently. It's funny because we have polar opposite tastes too. Like my favorite TikTokers are the ones that are like...

Because my ADHD just nuts. See, all I want to see is Scout and Violet, okay? Oh, my God. Listen, that's all I'm doing on TikTok is watching Scout and Violet get up in the morning. They're so cute. And that's what I want to see. So sometimes I'll do a little block, but I did get caught blocking somebody the other day. Yeah. And it felt so awful because she was the sweetest girl. She's like... I mean, I love her. So it was very funny. Like, you're... Because I know you. Like, it was not... Well, people... Like, if you met her, you'd block her. People started commenting on my videos and being like, why'd you block her? Like...

this girl and I was like what so I went to her profile I had blocked her so I was like wait what why I feel like drunk you just like saw one scream and you like yeah that's probably yeah I'm sure that's what that's what happened I don't know what like exactly I don't remember doing it but like then I upon further investigation I saw I was like you know what maybe I did do that because she was

She just it's just so not my vibe. It's a lot of like screaming. I felt really guilty and she's so nice. And like I sent her all these voice memos and I'm like, I'm so sorry. She's she it's funny because it's like it'd be one thing if she was like an awful. Oh, well, the worst amazing. See, I didn't know. I don't know her. It was just like it was just the yelling like I couldn't do it. But I at first I was like, it must have been an accident. I was like, I'm sure it was an accident, like a simple mistake. She goes, you blocked both my accounts. I go.

I unlocked her and now I'm watching her videos and she's actually so, so funny and whatever. But it was like, it was overwhelming to me in the moment. And I unblocked her and I love her now. And would this even be canceled if we didn't, you know, just address. Well, I'm like, I get overstimulate. Like I just like certain things, like even just sitting in bed with you. If you have your volume too loud, I have to leave the house. No, she. Oh my God. So it's like there are a lot of things on TikTok I can't.

watch. You're very easily like over that's so true. Like I'll be screeching volume loud like I'll be just like doing something and I will watch you spiral like you get over too and I feel bad like the nicest person in the world can be in the room and they'll they're speaking a little too loud and I'm like like I can't help it. I get it 100%. We all have our like things for sure and I definitely have some TikTokers that I but don't take it personally if I block you on TikTok because I be blocking my friends. I blocked Hannah. I guess I can take the heat off of your

I'm just kidding. He didn't. I can see you blocking. I don't know. It was funny today. No, I actually won't even bring that up. I guess I can take the heat off you, though, in your blocking scandal. We can talk about my far worse scandal. I just want to publicly apologize once again. Oh, no. To Dave Portnoy. Yeah, I am not on her team. I was sick. But canceling an hour before is absolutely unacceptable. And I think that

I said this a while ago on the podcast. I think it was with Mike when I was coked out. I'm sorry. But on the Mike podcast, I said that my best form of motivation will always be heavy criticism. Like if someone, I feel like that's the only thing you can really truly respond to is somebody really calling. That's what really hits home with me. And I think it took Dave Portnoy calling me like a clown, idiot, whore hooker who just sucks dick for clout. I,

I do like the approach he took. He really went in. Like, I, it made me, like, really step back for a second and be like, obviously, it has always been a part of my image to be

a little it's not a quirk it's a defect I'm 100% a defect I'm just saying I mean it's that is how I am but yeah it's just it comes with the territory you have to know that but there are times where it's like I definitely am spreading myself way too thin I'm getting sick I'm getting run down I'm agreeing to way too much and I'm failing on things and that is wrong and had he come on and be like we're really sad Tanner didn't come on BFFs today I would have

You know what I mean? The next podcast I signed up for, I probably would have possessed similar energy. Like, you know what I mean? But him really laying into me, like now it's like, oh my God, if I'm committing to something, like it just woke me up. Yeah. And it made me. I think it was a lot of it was just it being kind of like a boy who cried wolf situation where it's like you, it's happened so many times and so many people have like stories like that about you that it started like you being sick is like, oh, I bet. Like, oh, she's sick. 100%.

And I agree with that. You were sick. I will say she was sick. That was a real thing. She was sick. But it was like I when I saw it, I was like, OK, like I get why. No matter how sick you are, if you've been sick, like for several other podcasts, like you could be like on your deathbed. Yeah. And it was like it was like a Zoom podcast, which was a little confusing. No, no, no. I was supposed to go to Josh Richards in Encino. I will say. Oh, I would have gone to Josh Richards.

I was going to go on BFFs and they actually canceled on me. Did you know that? Wow. That makes me canceled on me last minute, but it was like a very like, that's the best thing. I need to stop. I, that can't excite me. I'm still so wrong. I'm literally, I had so much anxiety about it. It was like, actually like I, I just thought I was going to get cooked and I'm definitely afraid of Dave Portnoy. It was like in the midst of like all my Josh stuff. But when we were in Vegas, they reached out to me and were like, do you want to come be a guest on the podcast? And I was like, yeah, sure. Yeah.

But only because all of you guys said like you have to do it. Yeah. And then she was like, call me at 4 p.m. Like the girl who does like the booking. And then I called her at 4 p.m. And she was like, oh, sorry, filter spot. I was like, oh, okay. But it was like, I was such a relief because it's like, what am I going to go on there and talk about? Like, I'm scared of them. No, I mean, you're an icon and they're an icon. I mean, it's funny too because when Dave was like pissed at me, obviously, the amount of people in my real life that came over like, did you, like, are you okay? Like,

I would be in shambles. I know. It was harsh. Knowing you, I didn't feel like... Like, I wasn't like, oh, God, I hope she's okay. No, but it definitely was harsh, for sure. It was definitely, like, a wake-up call, and I think I needed that. But he's abrasive. Like, he's just, like, he'll be like, that dumb fucking whore. Yeah, 100%. Like, and I...

Yeah I wasn't like It was just a wake up call It was 100% Just like okay You can't act like this And it's good that someone Called you out for it Especially Dave Portnoy Because like his words Mean something to me I do think he That's the thing It hurts way more Because I feel like All of us like Really like respect Dave Portnoy 110% I would have never Canceled on you I'm very sorry BFFs And I hope that we can Be BFFs Nailed it

I asked you to do this with me last night and I don't think you did it, but my new thing has been making lists. Uh-huh.

it's actually inspired by dave portnoy he posted a list of people he hated and i was dead convinced i was going to be on this list i'm scrolling through reading every name like please please don't write danimojo like please please please please and he didn't but then i was like wow i want to make a list of people i hate like that sounds so funny we do it's so funny you and my lab just send them back and forth of all the people that we hate at the time at the moment which actually sounds like bullying but it's not really just good fun it's ever so literally not like hate or even talking shit it's like it

It'll be like someone who's on the off list this week. I had a security guard this weekend who lost our Coachella car and didn't do his job at all. And I literally thought I was going to die several moments. I added him to the list. I don't ever so literally hate him. Yeah, you can be removed from the list as well.

Not easily. Not easily. But it's just like a funny bit within our friend group. Never anything we'd share online or like send to these people maliciously. Just something that we do if someone, it's more like a people who have mildly inconvenienced me lately list. Yeah. But I wanted to start making a master list of my pet peeves. Oh,

Okay. Because it's like, I just want to be able to reference at any point. Like, imagine like you start dating your dad and you just send this over. Think about all the avoided fights. Just check the PDF and now you know what you can and can't do. I don't know if I have a lot of like dating pet peeves or like, I have a lot of, I don't like to be woken up. That's my pet peeve. You know that about me. And her pet peeve is me not liking to be woken up.

Yeah, I'm working on that. I'm serious. But I think I want to make master lists of our pet peeves. I just started mine. I think next week we should really go in because I want to hear all of yours. We should. I need time to really think about mine. But can you tell me some of yours? Yes. There's not a lot right now. But here's, okay. Pet peeve number one. Standing.

That's not a pet peeve. That's a deficiency. I agree. I hate standing so much. Like, if I have any moment of 10 seconds where I can just, like, sit and take a break, like, for example, like an escalator, like most people stand, I'm like, oh, my God, this little chair is the perfect seat for me.

For the duration of time I'm going up. No, but you know that doesn't really make sense because you exert more energy like sitting down and standing back up than you would. No, but the weight that's being taken off my legs for that momentary second is God-given. Yeah, but it's kind of like when your feet hurt at Coachella and you sit down for a second and then it's way harder to walk around after that because it's like now they hurt more.

Not for me. I mean, I definitely like can see where that's a thing. But for me, that one second of sitting like changed my next hour. Okay, so standing. The other day I was in Target and I was sitting in the elevator to go up to this Target, which is so disgusting. And I get that it's gross, but it's also like it's my ass. I shit out of there. Who cares if it goes on the floor? I don't know. I'm sitting on the floor of this elevator and I'm talking to Ty and I'm like, I can't wait to go inside and get toys. And he's like, get up, you little.

You're an iPad kid. I'm literally an iPad kid. And he's like, you're sitting on the floor of this elevator talking about getting toys. And then we get up and there's a girl in the elevator and we get out and I like stand up and she looks at me and she goes, I love your videos. I hope you have so much fun getting toys. Humiliating. Humiliating.

She probably, that's probably like, that was probably like a, like a, like a core life experience for her. I saw Tana Mongeau in the elevator and she was sitting. She's going to tell that story to everybody forever. It's kind of cute, but it's also so like I'm 23. Like I'm sitting on the floor talking about glitter Play-Doh. I'm about to buy in Target. Like,

Get up, you fucking imbecile. You're so funny. Next thing, obviously, biggest pet peeve of life. I've said it forever. Unwarranted water in any way. Okay. Like if we're dating and you throw me into a pool to be cute, I'm dumping you. Like if I step in water with my socks, I'm crying. If you shower in my shower. Yeah, like soggy socks will really send me over the edge as well. If you shower in my shower and I walk in and there's a drop of water anywhere inside of the shower.

Horse girls, tickling, being told I'm lying even when I'm lying, colored liquid in a water bottle like emergency, the peanut butter baby, when anyone takes my phone out of my hand, not finishing the duration of a TikTok in full, and people speaking to Siri or Alexa improperly.

Have a nice night, Canceled listeners. We love you. Thank you for listening. Joe, call me back. Do not. Literally, for the love of God, Joe, don't. I'm sorry to the people I've Joe'd. I'm sorry to the people I'm sorry to. We will talk to you in the next episode of Canceled. Vintage Dior, I'm puking in it. I threw up on my vintage Dior. Have a great night, guys, or day, or whatever night we're in.

Animojia is cancelled. A DWE Talent Production. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.