24: Episode 24: Brooke Embarrassed Herself In Front of The Migos
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Look how good my life is. So what else? Cancel me. Tanimusha is cancelled. Hey y'all and welcome to another episode of the Cancelled Podcast. It's me. It's us. It is us. We actually just shot two podcasts within the last like week. We did. We're...

Well, we're really trying to get our money up and not our funny up. I can't stop saying that. You should, though. And it's so funny. Like, seriously, please stop saying it. Yeah, you should stop saying that for sure. I saw Josh Richards say it on BFF. Oh, I thought you were going to say you saw him today. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no, I should have started like that. I haven't seen him since we talked about him on that podcast.

I know I haven't either. Normally, Brooke and I, we like to kind of spend a week gathering things to talk about. And we shot a couple podcasts a couple days ago. So we're really today, we're just, we're going to go in. We're going to get slanderous. We have to because, well, we've been doing the thing where we post and ask what people want to hear about. And so I've been looking over that. Okay. I'll look over that as well. I posted about it. I should probably look at it. But every, people just ask the same like six questions for me and I can't answer. Me too. Joe update. Joe update.

Is Tana still with Chris? What happened with your manager? That's my favorite. I ask that one a lot. But I don't know. I guess I'm just going to talk to you about the things that have happened over the past couple days. Okay. Do you want to start or do you want me to start? Yeah, your teeth look really good. Really? Yeah. No. What do you think it'd be like if we had sex? I don't think we should. Although that was one of the questions I got. Someone responded to my thing and said if you had to choose someone in the friend group...

To have sex with you, you have to answer that actually right now, but I think I know your answer. In our whole friend group? Yeah. I would choose Ty. I kind of think I would. Amari knows, though. And I'm kidding. And Amari, you are invited as well. I mean, I just guess how friend could I go? You know, like how far out? I think you know how friend you could go. That's true. Oh, no, no, no. It can't be an acquaintance. It's in our immediate friend group.

Maybe Lila. Okay, and that's a good one. Like, because it would just be fine and it'd be, like, fun. Yeah, and there would be, like, no vibe change. I just found out yesterday she sent a video of her pussy to a boy that I've really liked for a long time and I was, like, a little upset. No, that's why what you should never do is tell Lila anyone you're interested in at all whatsoever. Oh, because she just takes it as, like, a recommendation for all of us. Yeah, and she has, like, a quota that she has to meet every day with, like, how many nudes she has to send out. I'm not. She's like a newspaper.

paper person. No, the other day, what was she was getting at? It was...

And instead of saying hi, she just was like, do I send a video of my pussy? And Isabella was just like, why you got to do all that? Just say what's up. Yeah, you know, you could say hi. Oh, I'm friends with Isabella again. I know. I'm really excited about that. I think we briefly mentioned it in the Amari episode. Yeah, I'm trying to. Oh, we did. We did. I'm just trying to mend some relationships and have a little less of a. I think that's great. Well, because there's a lot of, all of us were always still friends with Isabella. So I like the collab. Yeah, seriously love that.

What were we just saying? Well, you had topics and then I just went off on a tangent. Oh, okay. So, I mean, since the last time we've talked, I guess I can tell you some of the things I've gotten into. I guess I want to start all of this off by saying I am single.

Someone make a compilation of how many times she said that in that very scene. About the same guy. No, seriously, it's actually like I deserve prison. And I almost said it just to get that reaction out of you because I think at this point when it comes to mine and Chris's situation dynamic, I've been trying to just not even update you guys. Well, that's the thing. The people didn't even know you guys, you weren't.

single. That's the thing. It's like, just like I didn't. I choose to not hear about it anymore really. I couldn't agree more. What was your TikTok? You said when your best friend keeps getting back with the same lizard and you tapped out four times ago. I love lizard. I will say that lizard is such a great quote. I can't take credit for lizard. I stole it from Cardi B. She always, she made a quote, she had a quote one time, I don't want to botch it, but she said like, it's never the pretty girls hating, it's always like the lizards popping shit in the comments. Oh, calling a bitch a lizard too is funny. But calling, because the guys I do go for are typically lizard-like.

Yeah. And I get it too. Like, listen, I'm not innocent here. I love going back to the same guy, but I will not bring it to my friend's attention after a certain point. Yeah. I've been trying to keep it a little more. Well, what you do, the problem is you can't like, like I can keep it separate because mine doesn't really come around the friends anyway. But yours is like all of a sudden I'll be at Zinc with Chris and I'm just like.

Fuck. But I do think... I think I'm dead to him. I don't even know. I don't even think it's me. There's no offense, but there is nothing you can do to that guy that will actually make him stop talking to you. I think this might be the time. I don't know. What'd you do this time? I forgot. I actually can't say what I did on the podcast. We weren't, like, fully together. He just saw...

He saw a name on my phone and maybe Twitter. Oh, what a great name, though. That he didn't like, seriously. Sorry, Chris. And it just... I don't know. But then immediately, you know, he's like, I'm gonna go fuck all your friends and da-da-da. Just it's so... I mean, it... I think I'm realizing...

I've always known this about myself, that I have a very addictive personality. But I think that I've underestimated my addiction to toxicity and toxic people. And that it can be just as addictive as like a drug or like as like whatever. Well, it starts, it gets to a certain point where if you don't have like a boundary on what you will accept and what you will not accept, it's just, it all blurs together. And like he could do the most awful thing ever. And you're like, okay, well, I forgave him last time for this. So I can forgive him this time for this. So true. Do you actually know...

You said something to me that also enlightened my week of being single. What was it? Basically, you were trying to help me. You were really trying to help me, but that's what I do. You know, someone says something helpful and I'm like, how can I interpret this in the worst possible way? Exactly. Basically, you said to me, you were like, I can't believe that you cut off Brad Sousa after only Snapchatting like a girl or like, you know, just doing like one thing wrong and all the times you've forgiven Chris Miles.

A. And then what did you do? Called Brad Sousa. I wouldn't say I called Brad Sousa. I looked over at her phone the other day and there is Brad Sousa on her FaceTime. I go, tell me that's Justin Bieber right now or hang the fuck up. I just decided that we could be cool. I'm not I'm not doing anything.

says every guilty person ever. That's me with Joe. That's like, I know this. - So far I'm not, but I mean, if you think about it. - Nobody calls their ex for an innocent friendship, especially in the midst of a breakup. Get it together, you rat. Figure it out. - I really, nothing bad has come out of it yet. I really was just trying to like be cool. And I do believe he's like grown. - He's another homosexual. He has no job.

He doesn't even live in this country. Definitely doesn't have anywhere to stay. You can't go there again. Hotel de Mojo. Come on. I'm kidding. Okay. It's not Hotel de Mojo. I will stop. No, he's doing a lot better job-wise, life-wise, growth-wise. I'm sorry. I don't even know him like that. I literally met him like two times. I'm sorry if I'm slandering him. But I just... No, but I understand. If it didn't... You know what I mean? It didn't work for a reason. Oh.

But it is like, I do think that's impressive when somebody can just cut something off and like, that's just it and it's over. I mean, I really did with him for a very long time. And then recently I just wanted to be cool. I'm serious. I actually don't think anything is going to, I'm not doing anything about it. And the name that was on my phone that Chris called was not his. I'm not doing anything with him. Like seriously, I was just, I thought it would be a funny thing to share with you, but I realized now that it's not funny at all. I mean, it's funny. He's hot, like whatever. I mean, but yeah. I said it before. I'll say it again. Chris Miles, Brad Sousa. That is disgusting. No,

no no okay not disgusting not disgusting that's just mean that's just me just leave it in honestly i don't even care he's yeah so chris i i don't know i mean i really i'll keep you guys posted but i've done some things since um we've been broken up like what i did something really embarrassing actually what'd you do like just like i'm pathetic for this and i mean that like to the fucking core you were there for it self-awareness you were there but i just mean like

Basically, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this boy. But he's so hot and I have been in love with him for a minute now. And I threw a party the other night just so he would come. Listen, I don't fault you for that at all. Paige may or may not have called me the modern day Jay Gatsby.

Hey, dude, Paige is just on it. You know what I mean? She's got the best one-liners. She's so fucking funny. That is so brilliant. I'm like, everyone's walking in. I'm like, welcome, welcome. And it's not even, it was not one person at this party, hardly, I knew. Like, it was so funny because I felt out of place in my own, like, it's your house. Environment. No, 100%.

Several different people asked me if I literally put the address on Craigslist. I found out. I swear I thought that it was like literally a flyer on the streets. Well, I found out later that it got like my address got passed around Bootsy Bellows. So everyone was at the club and then they just like came there. But I also let strangers invite people. No, I the person I was trying to impress. I was like, oh,

post my address up on the street post. That's one of the most pathetic things I feel like I've ever done. I don't think so. You're like, I get actually named. I don't because I, I would, first of all, if I had the means, I would do the same thing. And it's just like, how else were you going to get to hang out with him? And at least you're not like, like coercing him into hanging out with you alone. Like you've set up a nice party for him to attend. He could have chosen whether or not he went. Had he not shown up, it would have been a little awkward. So weird.

I was literally just sitting there twiddling my thumbs until he got there. It was so awful. Yeah, so I don't know. He is a hottie. He's a hottie. I am so fucking down bad, like, in love with this man, but it just won't, it won't ever work. Forbidden love is sometimes more exciting. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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You're not gonna go to like It's not like It's just a moral thing I just wanna keep reiterating When we're saying go to prison Cause the other day Oh yeah no no no He's of age The other day I tweeted like Um I would go to federal prison If y'all knew who I had a crush on Right now And everyone And like we just say that In our friend group Like prison prison prison For shit whatever But all the responses Were like James Charles And I was like nope bye

that like imagine you tweeting something like that too that's so funny so awful seriously um but i do do you know what someone did at my party that i just want to share about that i just want to talk oh it's the fight please i saw a tweet about it but please just tell me because i left before this happened i i confronted somebody and like tried to start a fight and then left before i heard it was a big man it was i heard you trying to fight a big man how do who told you

I don't know what gets into me every time I'm drunk, but I literally he was following. Who was that even with? Oh, Nat. He was following her around like everywhere she went. He'd come up and like grab her ass and stuff. And she turned around and was like, like, what the fuck are you doing? But she was too nice. So finally we go and we're talking to Ethan.

and so we're like talking to him whatever and the guy follows us and sits down right next to us and I turn to him and I go what the fuck are you doing I heard Ethan try to pop off on him yeah and then Ethan and I'm like Ethan this is not shameless isn't real like you can't do this like Carl is he Carl Gallagher I'm like okay Carl popped out Carl jumped out but I love that about Ethan no it was so cute but he did it of course you know he's so sweet so he like went in and was like

bro like what's going on you're being a little creepy to the girls like he was just so sweet about it i love ethan so much i'm serious i like posted this tiktok with him where he put his gum in my mouth and just for the 10 seconds of that video i'm like in love with him like i watch it i'm like oh my god he saw it but then i see ethan in real life and he's like my brother and he's so hot ethan call me so cute and gorgeous seriously um

Someone took my remote, put on this like frog party music. I don't even know what it gives the essence of remember that song that was like, I'm a gummy bear. Like a song. It was like a song like that, like on loop. And then they stole my remote and left the party and left with

left with it and then like no other music could play at the party there was just frog music playing i have a mattress in my living room there's a mattress against the wall all of los angeles craigslist is all over this party and i'm just like trying to be jay gatsby i have to say that has to be the funniest thing ever though whoever's idea that was like hysterical but had i been there i would have had a melt down seriously we eventually fixed it but i mean like it's

It's my sense of humor, though. That's some shit I would do to someone else. It's like the Anna Delvey thing we were talking about where it's like if you do something to a certain point, it's like, ah, that's funny. So fucking honestly funny. I've been trying so hard to get Anna Delvey on this podcast. But of course, Alex Cooper beat us to it. Yes, she messaged me back and I was going to do it. Hats off to Alex Cooper. I think she is so goaded. She is. I like her. I guess our podcast, obviously. I think at the beginning when I started this, I thought I wanted to go more the Alex Cooper route.

like kind of interviewing people. Yeah, well, she didn't start out that way. I feel like hers started out being kind of where we are now. Fair. Where we just talk about really things that we shouldn't be talking about. Yeah, but I guess over time, I think you and I realized we have more fun just like talking shit about our lives. But Alex Cooper is just a fucking goat, dude. I'm serious. She's so fucking like her guests are just like crazy. I can't even believe. So she beat us to that. Maybe we'll have Anna Delvey on in 2023. Who knows? Who's like more our speed? Lila Gibney. Yeah.

Like, fuck. Really good point, but those are like, honestly, like, pretty much interchangeable. Literally twins. Lila literally is Anna Delvey. Yesterday she told us to stop calling her a scammer on the podcast. Fucking scammer. She's literally scamming fucking bitch. I'm just kidding. Lila really isn't, like, she doesn't, like... No, she isn't, but it is funny because she did get cancelled for being a scammer, so it's, like, funny to make fun of her

for it 100 she would do the same fucking shit to me i know like she makes fun of me for everything bro her year of vlog i was crying i just kept watching it back watching it back she's so funny she is like the most hilarious person i've actually ever ever met i don't even yesterday she was on a sick one speaking of lila being funny one of the things i have on here are you sorry

I think you know about this. But if you don't, please just, please just let me, just let me chat about it. And I just want to preface this story by saying she's a dumb fucking idiot. So am I. So am I. But I'm just saying it's, I'm not laughing at this. Like, T, isn't it so funny? I am kind of saying, like, why would you do this? And, like, I hate you. But it's also very funny. You know, it's one of those. Yeah.

But I guess the other night was she was out. Typical Lila out every night at the club. Someone invited her to YG's birthday party. And, you know, Lila was there fucking rapper. Oh, of course. No question. I love YG. Me too. I know. I love I love him. But so she was supposed to go alone, I guess.

And she showed up with like three girls and she's outside the club trying to get in. And basically they're telling her like, hold on, wait 10 minutes. Because first of all, it's YG's birthday. Everyone and their mother's there. You were supposed to come alone. You brought three people. That is so normal. Like you would wait 10 minutes. I would wait 10 minutes. That's what you do. Like there's no other like solution. Right. So,

So I guess she's drunk and Lila is very respectful as Lila, but when she's a little intoxicated, she just gets bold. You know what I mean? I know. We should really have a different name for like blacked out Lila. And I think it's just like...

I don't even have a name. I'm serious. Anna, maybe Miss Delvey. But so she starts popping off, I guess, on the bouncer, just being like, you know, like, let me the fuck in or whatever she's saying. I don't know. Awful. Seriously, prison. But I guess it got to the point where the bouncer told her if she didn't shut up, he was going to pepper spray her. Oh, my God.

It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. But it's so funny. Well, imagine her then. And like low-key rightfully so, just like a cockroach with raid like on the ground. It's so awful. I'm sorry. The YouTube video she would post the next day, like literally, this bouncer's transphobic. Like eyes shut. She needs, oh my.

Oh my god And so then basically I guess Before his eyes She made a call to one of the higher ups There trying to get him fired Before his eyes like excuse me Can you get this man fired Whatever blah blah blah And then I guess he's like I'm gonna pepper spray you And then she starts yelling at him No you should just fucking shoot me Why would you yell that Lila actually what Said you should just fucking shoot me whatever And so then they're like you're not getting in And they turn her away right

I mean, rightfully so. I stand with Bootsy Bellows. So do I. Bootsy, I'm on your team, baby. Seriously. And I love her to death, but like what? Like actually what? And so last night,

um i've been you know i'm back on like normally i would never go to the club on a monday night i really i'm maybe for like an event but you i'm you know i'm not just dying to go to poppy mondays oh oh wait um oh my god i forgot to tell you we're hosting country night tomorrow at poppy and the flyers already posted no money too it's another conversation excuse me um but so we she's like coming me to poppy and because i've been on a little single single spiral i was like fine i'll go

And so we get to Poppy and she's like, no, I'll get you in. I'm like, do I call Zach? Do I do anything? She's like, no, no, I'll get you in. We get there. She can't get us in. And so then I'm trying to get us in, obviously. And finally, like my friend comes outside to get us and they're walking me, Isabella and Lila in. And me and Isabella walk in and then we look behind us and Lila's nowhere to be found. And then Isabella's like, she's not here. She probably got tackled. No.

baby and so then i call her and she's just like down the street like when she was just outside the car like dead ass so apparently they told her like absolutely not you can't come in but they didn't give her a reason why so then she's trying and i'm kind of trying and they're like just go inside and we'll figure it out and then because you can't like stand in the entry you have to like just go in or go out and she lila's like no go in i'll be in in a second

I believe her too. And normally she will be in a second. So then I'm standing at this table and like seven or eight like promoter type people at Poppy this night are coming up to me and they're like, it starts off kind of nice. So like, so we're trying to get your friend in, but we don't know, like we don't know whatever. And then eventually people are just coming up to me. Like they'd start just getting higher up and higher up and higher up.

The man that she tried to fire and threaten was not only the head of security at Bootsy Bellows, but the head of security of all H-Wood properties. And if you don't know, H-Wood is a group

That owns like literally every club ever. I'm talking every major... And restaurant. Every major LA club or restaurant. Nice guy, Delilah, Bootsy Bellows, Poppy, blah, blah, blah. Lila told the head of security for all of H-Wood Group to just fucking shoot her and that she was gonna get him fired and they won't let her in.

Let her in. And keep in mind, the club is her everything. What I will say about it is I almost feel like that was like Jesus helping her out. Couldn't agree more. But now today she has a meeting with them to apologize. So, I mean, I'm sure she'll be right back in there. The fact that it was so bad. She's a finesser, though. The thing is, Lila could literally run me over with a car and I would apologize to her. I was saying that today. Like, if anyone else sent a guy that I, like, cared about a nude, I would be, like, a little more sick. But Lila will just be like, well, get over it. Can I know who the guy was? Well, you actually fucked this guy. Yeah.

But it's okay that you fucked him. Yeah. She said it in one video about Pussy. Oh, she did tell me that. I actually didn't know that. But then she told me he responded and then I went through their DMs and then he did. But no, but you are so very right that Lila... Oh, well, I'll tell you later. He should run a train on us on the podcast. God, I would love that so much. Do you know I've been spiraling so much lately that I think that might be my... I've never had a train ran on me. I've never been Eiffel Tower. Don't you think I should just... Experience that? I also want to be a voyeur. If anybody wants me to watch their sex...

I can do that for you. No? Okay. I mean, I guess I would voyeur your sex. Who with? Not Joe. That's all I know. Not Joe. Seriously, not Joe. Joe's retired. That's what happened with Lila. I love you, Lila. You're so funny. Lila, I love you. You are. She's...

The way I look at Lila, she's obviously my best friend. I love her and care about her so much, but she's kind of like a living reality show. She's an icon. She's not real. If she had a show, it would be like the entire cast of Jersey Shore in one person. Like, sincerely. And I would die to watch it. She's just the most entertaining person I've ever met. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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our podcast like a week ago, but Chris was outside and I didn't want to just like absolutely... He comes in here and just starts fighting. I didn't want to laugh at...

me treating him kind of a little bad while he was here. I mean, while he's gone, it's fair game. I'm like, I'm ready to laugh. And to be fair, like we're not, we're seriously, I think I'm actually dead to him. And, but I mean, at the same time, like see the, you're the angle that you're coming at. This is like, what's worrying me is that you're telling me that like, you're worried that he's never going to talk to you again when it should be.

I'm never going to talk to this man again. You're so right. Because I mean, like as much as he wants to paint it like, oh, I'm so mad at you for being awful. Like we're both just equally toxic to each other, but he just can't. Ew. Grasp that. It's so expired. Like get it together. I know. Seriously. Well, I'm trying. I'll tell you more things I've done. But I mean, a couple of weeks ago we were in the car and he was just being like a dick. And I was like, okay. And like, it was just like pissing me off. And obviously if you're going to be a dick and we're not fully together, then.

face id um so i started i was i was like really drunk i'm not gonna lie i was sorry i text not me um so i texted this rapper from the front seat and i said like hey and we're going back and forth texting little did i know chris is fully behind me and just i need to know what's going through your head when that happens because that's happened to us before you remember the time

when I text in cars with people and think that we're not in a car. - Dude, one time we were in a Suburban and Tana and I are sitting next to each other and Chris is behind us and she's texting me and he can see both of our phones. And so finally he goes, "So like, what are you guys texting about? Like, what, like I can read them." - And I think it was literally about how I wanted to fuck like Zafia. - It was, it was. That's exactly what it was.

I'm not kidding. I need to stop doing it. And I was like in shotgun. He was in the backseat. It was like a small car too. It wasn't even like a suburban, like Diablo was driving. And I'm like showing Diablo the text too. I text this rapper and I'm like, hi. And then we're going back and forth. And this rapper lives in another state. Let's say he lives in, um,

But he's like very well known for like not like people know where he lives. You know what I mean? Yeah. And he's trying to connect the dots. And he's texting me like come to Kentucky like wherever not Kentucky but like wherever he lives. He's like come to Kentucky. Better not be Kentucky. Seriously it's not Kentucky. And he's like come to Kentucky and I'm like oh my god I'm going to like I want to like next week blah blah blah. Me? You know who I am. I'm like oh my god that's so funny actually I have a trip planned next week to Kentucky. Fully just gets me. I'm buying. Literally I'm on American Airlines dot com in the other tab fully. And so I'm telling him like

this rapper like okay yeah like I'll come hang out with you and he's being he's wild and too he's like I'm trying to eat your pussy or whatever and I'm like do-da-dee-da-dee do-do-do and so so Chris I guess oversees the text and then I start just blatantly trying to tell Chris that the rapper is at the club we're on our way to and has a table there and then Chris Chris is like okay right and like whatever and I'm like no he's really there so I'm just I'm trying to like sit at his table whatever as he's texting me come to Kentucky you're like I'm trying to get you a spot at the table oh

Oh my god. Prison. Chris gets on his phone, looks up the rapper's most recent post, which was like a few hours ago. He's like in fucking Iceland. Like location completely a different place. It was just awfully embarrassing. But I just wanted to chuckle for a second about that. But I mean, yeah, I don't know. Sorry, Chris. Just get back to fucking all my friends. What friends? The one friend? He just fucked a good friend of mine. Seriously, suck a dick. It sounds like she's not having any trouble sucking dick. Seriously, can you just do the latter? Like...

That was so smart when you said that. No, and she texted, she messaged me too. It was so weird. She was hooking up with Chris and then she told Chris like, oh, I'm only hooking up with you because Tana wanted to hook up with my boyfriend. Do you want to know who her boyfriend is? I'll bleep the name. Wait, why would she tell him that? No, but here's the thing. Do you want to know who her boyfriend was? I'll bleep the name, but are you ready? Yeah. From Hawaii. Hawaii, what's up?

Ever! I've never... Bro, that's the biggest nightmare. That's like my... People ask me like, what's your ick? That man. That man is my ick. You can honestly like vouch that that is a blatant lie coming from her, right? Ew!

And so then I messaged her and I'm like, why the fuck would you lie to Chris and say I wanted to fuck your man when I'm not kidding? I've never been so repulsed by a man in my entire life. I've never flirted with him. I've never gotten at him. I would hang out with you guys. I would literally rather pick up a man out of a tent on Coanga than hook up with that man. I'm not kidding. I couldn't, could not agree more. The feral ick that man has given me. And like,

Bless his heart, but he's a homie and I've gone on like double dates with him. Like I never got at him. Like she was just saying that to Chris so that like she looked better. She felt justified in like what she was doing. I mean, I get kind of. Check this one out. Well, no, go ahead. Validate her. No, I was going to say, like I've, sometimes when I've like wanted to hook up with someone, I'll like make an excuse in my head. Like I shouldn't say that. People already think that about me. But I understand like where you're coming from. Like what I told you last week. But this one was just so.

out of pocket for me that it pissed me off so I sent her a voicemail like why the fuck would you lie to Chris Miles telling him that I wanted your man so that you could fuck him like whatever she sends me back a voicemail

For 10 minutes. Like, it's so fucking long. Like, for the first, like, 40% of this voice memo, she's going in about, like, astrology and the stars and how she was in a weird place of time. And she was in a weird place and time of the life. And, like, maybe the world just pointed her to be misconstrued about everything. And that's why she thought that I wanted her man or whatever. And then it ends it and goes, but it's fine, girl. I'd fuck most people's boyfriends anyway. That's what she said to me. Listen, at least she finally came full circle. Like, self-awareness is key.

she's like it's fine i'm a i'm a serial adulterer anyway what a dumb fucking whore and he fucks the hottest bitches it's so awful to me very good but you know you did that for him yeah he's always kind of fucked i mean he dated noah cyrus i don't think yeah that's true i it's not like i think chris is like so bad i don't like i don't think anything bad about chris i just i feel like you having given him this like i don't know he's always like put him on such a

You publicly talk about him so often. I know. And almost everyone who's hooking up with Chris now is like a fan of yours. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for Season 3 of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So, I mean, I guess that's kind of an update on our...

kind of toxic lives this week but i mean we are speaking of toxic it's not stopping guess where we are going on thursday

Vegas. Vegas. Wait, are you going on Thursday? I'm going on Friday. You're going on Friday? Yeah. Can we take mushrooms? Yeah. Okay, so my friend already told me she was going to bring some, but then I recalled a story I already told on the podcast where I decided that Vegas is not the place for mushrooms. Oh my God, I want to so bad. I want to do a shroom cast. Honestly, we should see if we can get people in Vegas. I think that that could be fun. A little shroom podcast would be so fun. But we are...

We're going to Vegas. We're going to the after party, like the NFT music festival or whatever, which I just found out is at night. Thank God. Seriously. But I'm very, very excited. I'm like hosting some shit and I'm stoked. It's gonna be so fucking fun. What was I gonna say? Oh, but it's funny because obviously, well, not obviously to them, but I guess...

I can't fucking talk. The billionaire that I've talked about a lot on this podcast. Poor guy. He just gets, he gets brought up almost every episode. He's taking me on his plane and paying for things and whatever. It's a nerve. But he, no, I know, seriously, like, what the fucking nerve? He came up to Hunter the other day and he goes, is Tana mad at me? And Hunter was like, oh, why? And he was like, because she called me insufferable.

on her podcast I told you he has notifications on for our podcast and it's wrong to call him inseparable because he's the sweetest angel on this planet he's not inseparable I had just gotten back from a very exhausting trip and I think I was reflecting the exhaustion on the trip too much onto the people when in reality the trip itself was just very exhausting and I just want to say if you're watching this

Baby, I'm so sorry. And I love you so much. I did not call him insufferable, yet I do not have a spot on this jet. So I'm having some questions for you, Mr. Billionaire. I just want to say I love you and I'm so sorry. And you're my baby and my sweetie. And I just want to spend forever with you. He is so sweet. You have to understand the things that she says about her very own boyfriend on this show.

I just like be saying what I'm thinking and it's like really something. Yeah, and it's not okay. You know what I'm saying? It's not okay to think it. It's so crazy. I've been watching. I've been binging like crazy. I've been so obsessed with The Bachelor and I want to go on it so bad. If you're watching this and you love me, please submit me for The Bachelor. Tell them that I'm really great. Anyway. Do you want to be like the one bitch in all the guys or the bitch? I mean, I think you could kind of like the progression is like you have to go on The Bachelor in order to become The Bachelorette. You can't just like be The Bachelorette. Oh, really? Yeah.

But I'm thinking about it and I'm like, God, like there's all this information about me now on the Internet where I'm talking about like just such out of pocket, unfortunate things that like I would that no man would ever like watch and be like, that's a wife. Damn, is that why I'm forever alone? And so I'm really like bummed. So if we could have like some of that stuff wiped, that would be really good. I'm so excited to end a interview with you this weekend, though. I really am.

Are we? I'm bringing Sienna and Nat. You're bringing, I'm bringing every person I've ever met ever. I'm flying people out from different states. Bitch, where were you when I needed you most? I'm like,

I'm like, you should see flight prices right now. Apparently it's March Madness. Oh, wow. Are they expensive? Oh, you don't even... Well, the thing is I thought... So after Party that's hosting the festival, I did like a deal with them. So I thought that it was like flights and hotel and it was for me. But I didn't realize. And I told my friends, I'm like, oh, they're buying our flights, whatever. So then I just... Had to buy their flights. Yeah, had to buy their flights. Why don't you come on the jet and I'll tell this billionaire that we're going to have a threesome, even though I think he's a virgin. I'm good with the threesome. I mean, my flight was bought by...

company i just i i had to buy the two additional flats i really just want someone to him that isn't me i'm so sorry i've been pitching it to everyone i think ashley might do it well she's a writer for that one no i'm i'm serious in hawaii we were switching off kissing him in hawaii so we're getting somewhere seriously but i know that made her want to die and even me mentioning this makes her want to die she'll kill you but thank god someone's got to do it i'm serious it's like a nine to five he really is a catch for somebody else

Just not us. He's not my type. What is my type? No, he's a baby. You are so my type and I love you so much. I'm serious. I love you. You are so my type. I'll tell you what I don't like. Controversial opinion. Rich people. I agree. I was saying the personality of just a more normal person always hits more. But also, not swiping your own card. We've talked about this man on the podcast before. Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello. Hi. What are you doing? What's up? I'm just in bed. What are you doing? Do you want to come with me to the gym? Are you calling me fat? Do you actually want to know what I'm doing right now? Yeah, what are you doing? Wait, FaceTime me? Wait, how do I? Say hi. Say hi, you won't date me. Pete. Hey. Random daily. Oh my god, he knows his alias. He really does. Well, hey, Pete, seriously, can't wait to not date someone. Wow, he looks good. I know.

You're going to be the guest host? Does that involve you fucking my face? Okay. All right. Pleasure working with you. I'll go to the gym with you later. She's not going to the gym. Stop. Enough. I've actually never had sex with that man, though. I will be fair. Okay. That's not on me. I'm serious. You know what I mean? I don't know. As I was saying. Maybe because I told Chris Miles he was gay when we were talking. I was recently having a conversation with...

You're like you actually, Tammy. Can you come back to the podcast? I was. No, but I was recently having a conversation with a man that I hooked up with who is just much richer than me. Okay. And he was like kind of explaining to me how like his like last relationship like didn't work out because of like her like lack of

goals and stuff like that and I told him I'm like I truly like it doesn't matter how successful I am I don't think I could ever be with someone that successful because it's so like you'd feel so small and that's what I feel about like really rich guys like guys who really have it together I don't want to feel like call me Polly Pocket because I will be so small for you uh I don't know it's

You don't think that that would be like, I don't know. I would just have a hard time with that. Like I would always, it's kind of like, it's like if you like are an aspiring actress and you like are hanging around like Leonardo DiCaprio all day. That's fair. Like you don't even want to do anything because you're just like, ugh, like nothing matters. But nothing motivates me more personally than feeling inferior. Yeah, I feel like sometimes there's like, it could go one of two ways. It's like surrounding yourself with successful people will make you successful, but it could also like discourage you. I feel like in a relationship, if I were with a guy who's that successful, you know who I'm talking about, I'm not going to be like,

I'm waking up every day like, ooh, I got like, let's get this bread. I'll be like, oh, he's got this. It's a different type of people. I don't like it. And what they do, it matters because you're right. Like if I'm with someone, if I'm with this like billionaire, like this guy who's like a fucking investor billionaire, you're right. I'm like, I'm going to sleep all day and go kill it. You seriously, you have it. But like.

And like if I'm with a rapper who doesn't do what I do and they're way more successful than me, then I do kind of feel that where I just feel small and it's like I'm just a ho-ho like in your life. Yeah, well, it would be overwhelming to me like he's so busy, for example, like someone who's so busy always doing things. I'd always have to be like making things up that I'm doing because like realistically, even if I am working, I'm on my couch. Yeah, fair. So it's like I don't want to look that way to somebody. So I feel like I'd rather be with someone who's like poor. Yeah.

that's all I really go for now seriously if you're homeless give me a call but I when I was with Jake though like he did what I did and he was more successful than me so it motivated me mirroring like what you do like like that was cool to me but I mean Jake obviously so successful but you're also already very successful and in the same realm I think if someone does what you do and they're more successful than you it's motivating but if they don't do what you do you do kind of feel just like lesser so it like it depends for

But I mean, at the end of the day, all I date now is the homeless. So let's head on over to the shelter and just fucking pick one. Yeah. And you're mirroring them. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I am no longer pea shy. That's really big.

I think that I kicked my habit. I mean, we don't really have to talk about it on the podcast. I peed in front of like three people this week. That's really big. What do you think it was? I have no idea. Moving on. The only thing I really wanted to talk to you about in pop culture this week was Pete and Kanye's texts. I think... I think that Pete was so big in the way that he handled that.

And just funny, like, hey, it's skeet. Because it was kind of backhanded in the way he was like, it's amazing what, like, going to rehab and, like, getting help will do for you. Like, I can help you. Like, the way that he said it was, like, so condescending in the best way. It's hard a little to talk about because it is, like,

I mean, he's mentally ill, Kanye. It's also, like, a lot in the sense of, like, a family and a marriage and, like, not everyone knows everything. Yeah, and it's more serious than I feel like it is on the internet. But at the same time, it's like Kanye is slandering the fuck out of Pete. And Pete has every right to, like, come back at him in any way he wants. 100%. Like, if anyone made that music video Kanye made about Pete where he's like, like, I would hate you. I'm almost afraid to say this, but it...

I wonder if anyone agrees that that to me was like comparable to when, what was her name? Kathy Griffin. Oh, Trump's head. Yeah. Yeah. And like, like not that I thought that was right or wrong. I don't know how I felt about that, but I think that like she got like fucking ruined for that. And like, what's the difference? She wanted to die. And like, it was crazy the way people were at her. People were trying to like kill her. Yeah. And she's a comedian. At least we can assume that she's joking. Like,

Kanye not so I couldn't agree more. She got put on the no fly list for that. She couldn't fly on a plane. Well good news is Kanye doesn't even have to go to the airport. That is true. What was I going to say to you right now? I think that anyone and maybe I'm like this is a bold ass statement and I know nothing and I'm sure I'll get fucking canceled for this on like fucking day tomorrow. I know I'm scared of what. But like I think anyone who's team Kanye is just not all right. Delusional. And when any guy has said it recently it's the biggest red flag to me.

It is. It almost, it tells you everything you need to know. But the thing is though, I did, I do. It's easy, obviously, to say things about somebody that you don't know, especially like someone who's, don't do that at all. Sorry. Okay. The sound of your nails on your skin is making me crawl. Stop it now.

I feel like the same thing that happens for influencers happens for celebrities when you don't know somebody personally or have – like, you can't personify them. It's, like, easy to say whatever you want about them. And I felt that way about Kanye. I was the biggest Kanye hater up until, like, fucking, like, three weeks ago when I saw his documentary. And then I could finally, like – like, okay, like, I mean, he's really talented, obviously. I wasn't a fan. So I just didn't have anything to gauge except for, like, what I see, like –

him do publicly you know what I mean I love his music but I just right now it's like I'm just so team Kim well he is a genius I mean he's so brilliantly talented and stuff like and so it was like that made me feel better about it but still it's like did you see where he posted the pins on North's backpack being Kim and Kanye and then Kim commented like you were there Kim's like bitch you came here this morning yeah like come on Kim is just she's I love it I love to see it I'm not kidding the Instagram name change the pics of Pete all of it I just love her life right now I'm so excited it is so like I know oh my god it's

I saw the official trailer or whatever, and Kourtney and Travis trying to have a baby. That's incredible. The age differences of their kids is going to be... That's so crazy to me, how they will have all these kids. They've kind of grown up, and then they're just going to be a little newborn. I know. Who's the youngest? I think Rain. Okay, so Rain is the youngest. And then for Travis, he only has Alabama and Landon, right? I think... But I think also Atiyah did the... I thought that she was from another marriage.

But I don't feel like she's like a step kid. I think she is like his kid. Well, he claims like she's his kid. I don't know. I want to be Travis Barker's kid. Is that what? No. I want to hook up to him. Don't say that. Travis Barker is so hot. Well, let's play truth or drink.

Because that's what people ask. Can you just like fire off some shit? Like seriously. So I'm looking at some of the responses that I got from what should we talk about on the podcast questions. And thank you guys for all of those. Seriously, for being so invested. We love you. Who's the worst blackout? Me or you? That's not a truth or drink. Truth or drink? I'm definitely just the worst blackout. There's no question. Can you go first? What do you mean? Truth or drink? I'm spilling all over myself. Truth or drink? When was the last time you hooked up with your ex, Chris Miles?

I'm just kidding. A while ago. I mean like five days. Okay. Six days, seven days, maybe eight days. I don't even know. I've hooked up with someone since. Hooked up with a cowboy since. Okay. Good answer. When was the last time you've hooked up with Joe? Fuck you. Probably two weeks ago and I have hooked up with somebody since. Who have you hooked up with since? I can't tell you.

Who have you hooked up with since? You know. Oh, like the artist? Yeah. Oh, oh, I thought there was like someone else. Fun. Do you think we're going to fuck? Have you hooked up with someone else since? No. I think she's lying blatantly in my face and I'm scared. Do you think we're going to have sex with people in Vegas? Well, who I want to is not in Vegas. Who is who you want to? I want to do a repeat. Fair. Fuck. Have you ever had gonorrhea? I mean, to be fair, like, you know.

- Can I tell, I thought I had gonorrhea. - I think we all have gonorrhea here. - I didn't have gonorrhea, but I did think, I did fully convince myself that I had gonorrhea of the throat.

I was a hundred percent certain. And I mean, I do that with an STD like at least once a week. I just decide that I have one, even if I haven't hooked up with anyone. I feel like you could like masturbate and be convinced you gave yourself an STD. No, I'm like, I'm like virgin chlamydia. I swear to God. I like always think I have it like, because it's just like, I've, it's like a, it's a mental state too. I'll have zero symptoms, zero, zero reason to believe that I have an STD, but it's like my, it's my irrational fear. Like I just do.

I've never felt so opposite. But, I mean, it's a good fear to have because it leads me to just get violently tested all the time. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Tips on how to forget somebody you really loved.

Should I go to Puerto Rico? See, I purposefully screenshot that question because I don't think either of us know how to get over it. Like, I have... The first person I really loved was, like...

like maybe 10 years ago and I still check on him to this day. I don't know how to do that. I seriously actually don't. Like I mean I don't think I've like really been madly in love with a lot of people so it's a little more manageable. But even just people I've dated like I still just I check up on everyone. I like obsess over it like. I'm just a naturally like pretty obsessive person. So am I. Yeah. So am I. Sincerely I like absolutely obsess over things so I don't know. I have no tips for you seriously. I don't like get hypnotized or something.

Let me see. You want to tell me about an embarrassing celebrity encounter? I don't know if I have one. I have one that's not that embarrassing, but I just want to tell you this story for no reason right now. It just came to my mind. I have one.

Do you want to go first? No. You want me to go first? Mine's not even... It's so stupid, but, like, basically when I first... I used to have this obsession, and I would do it to everyone, like, just random guys, like, random people in passing, like, people I know, people I don't know. I would just be like... I would walk up to them, and I would be like, I'm a psychic. And they'd be like, okay. And I'd be like, okay, think of a color. Think of a color in your head. And then I'll ready, do it with me. And then we're going to say it on the count of three. One, two, three. Orange. See, it didn't work here. And a lot of times...

It doesn't work, right? But on the off chance it does, people like freak out. They're like, oh my God, like how do you know that? But like anything, like a state or like a whatever. And if I get one, I'll like keep going. I'll try to get as many as I can to like fuck with their head, right? And one time I was in an elevator.

at the Camden here, like the apartment complex and Lamar Odom used to live there. And Lamar Odom comes in the elevator and I'm just like, I'm feeling spunk. And I'm like, yo, I'm a psychic. And he's like, what? And I'm like, yo, I'm a psychic.

in the elevator in the elevator i was with trevi not a good time it was yeah no not like he's just trying to go to his apartment i'm like oh i'm a psychic awful seriously so embarrassing just as is and i was like yo lamar odom i'm a psychic and he was like what and i was like no i'm a psychic he's like what you mean like he was like barely talking back to me like i should have taken that as the cue to stop yeah like like stop talking to lamar odom how did he even hear you from up there no seriously and so but so then basically i was like

so like think of a color and we'll say on the count of three when i go one two three and we both say red and he's like with his friends and they all start freaking out and he's like man

man, how you do that? Like, whatever. He's asking, like, how I did that. So then I said something else, like, say a state, and then we both said the same state, like Texas or some shit like that. And so then I, and then he was just like, all right, have a good night, and, like, got off on his, like, floor or whatever. But he thought you were a psychic? No, but years, like a year and a half, like almost two years later, Jake Paul threw a party. Point being, though, he comes up to me that night, and he goes, oh, my God, you're the psychic. You are the psychic. Yeah.

I think you should. Me and Lamar Odom were in love at you and Jake Paul's party. One time I asked Kelly Rowland if she was a fan. I can't find the photo. Want to hear my embarrassing celebrity story? Yes, I do. When I worked at Catch.

So Offset came in from the Migos, okay? And it was just a random day. It was probably 5.30 p.m. It was like a normal time for him to come in. He came in. He's like, hey, my friends are here. And I was a maitre d', so I knew everyone who was in the restaurant. And I knew that, like, there's no way Offset is meeting any of these groups here, any of the partially arrived groups. So I'm like, I don't think so, but, like, you're welcome to look around.

Looks around. Comes back to the front. And now he's calling his friends. He's like, where are you guys? Like, I can't. Figures out he's at the wrong restaurant. And it's just me up at the front and security. And he goes, oh, like, shit. Like, I'm at the wrong restaurant. Which is already, like, he's probably embarrassed because he dead ass, like, showed. He was so sure that they were there. Showed up at the wrong restaurant. And I literally looked at him and I go, now you look a little more like takeoff. Because you're asleep.

And security, literally, like, his neck went... Like, I just made the worst possible joke. And it would have been fine if Offset laughed at me. He took a beat. He looked at me. He went...

And then just left. No, not even, not so much as a chuckle. My favorite thing is when you swing with jokes like that, though. And like, it's just, like, it's that Rocky telling him, like, you don't respond fast enough for someone called ASAP. Yeah, apparently don't joke around with rappers because they are not funny. Rappers really don't joke. I was so bummed. I really, like, I couldn't, like, I don't know. That could have been my in. I don't know. Did you ever fuck a celebrity because you worked at Catch? No.

I don't think I hooked up with anyone famous when I worked at Kitsch. I haven't really hooked up with anyone famous. You know how John Mayer's into people shitting on his chest? That's a rumor. Gravity wants to bring me down. It's a vastly spread rumor. It's a conspiracy. There's a theory. There's a very well-backed theory. Well-backed?

funny tana oh honey you're literally unfunny i would not have laughed okay but i i just want to ask you a question honest to god okay if john mayer asked you to shit on his chest would you him personally no but but there are celebrities that i fully would like dead ass though yeah like i'm trying to think of who i would davidson yes okay not even like but i'm talking like he's laying down and you get up like this

Do you even think your shit could come out? I feel like I would have shit fright. Shit fright.

Me too. Like, what would you, would you get a laxative? Do you think that people who have shitting fetishes want like a spray or like a solid? I don't think they want a spray. I feel like they probably want a solid, but I don't know. I mean, it's hard to tell. I think I'm going to vomit. In college, when I was, when I lived in a sorority house, me and my, like there were 60 girls who lived in the house and we would all like the morning or the night before like a big day party, we would all sit around the table and take laxatives together and then just like fucking blow the whole house up. Why? For fun?

To be skinny the next day. It doesn't work. Laxative abuse is not real. It's not real. And then you'll end up dehydrating yourself and then you'll retain water and you'll look bigger. Do not abuse laxatives. But just know that the intention was there. And it was a really fun bonding experience for me and the girls. Because we all live together. And then one time, my friend, she was the only one the laxatives didn't hit. And they hit her during the podcast.

And she shit herself at the party now. It's awful. Poor thing ruined the whole party for herself because she just couldn't stop shitting. That's so sad. Oh my gosh. That's awful. College was so fun. When you were a kid, did you ever puke on the floor at school? No, but someone threw up on my back one time and I was...

- Traumatized. - Someone threw up on your back in school? - Yeah, they were sitting behind me and we were like getting read to or something and they threw up on my back. - I would have hit them and I don't care. And I don't care. - It was really traumatic and it was on my favorite jacket. - If you ever throw up on me, I'm hitting you. And I don't even care. Like I feel no remorse. - And it's crazy 'cause you know, kids just like throw up. They don't even like, they just throw up. - I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't know why, but like the shitting on the chest was evoking the same emotion for me as like the kid who threw up on the floor.

I feel like throw up is worse than shit. I agree. No, I don't agree. No, I agree. Trying to think if I've been recently thrown up on. I was trying to get the podcast over an hour. I feel like throw up is worse than shit. Yeah, maybe we're good. We're good to go. My lawyer's sitting back there like... She's like, bitch, I have some bad places to be. Oh my God, wait, that's so funny. I actually just got a text that she's trying to be with her kids. We need to wrap.

Melanie, I'm serious. I'm so sorry. I don't know why you'd want to be here listening to Throw Up vs. Shit when you could be at home with your family. Alright, guys! That's it for today's episode. Would you shit on John Mayer? Sound off in the comments below. Fan emoji is cancelled. A DWE Talent Production. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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