21: Episode 21.5: Brooke's Major Lie to the Vlog Squad
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Look how good my life is. So what else? Tanimusha is cancelled. Welcome back to another episode of the Cancelled Podcast. My voice is a little funky today. I gotta do my lower register so that you guys can hear me. Literally same. Brooke and I lost our voices last night. Yeah, because I was having to do so much screaming at her. Honestly. Were you? No, I was cheering for you at the roast. Oh, aww.

Wait, aww. Tana told me that if I didn't laugh literally ten times as hard at all of her jokes, then I'd do what everyone else is. It was over for me. I was kicked off the podcast. Yeah, and then I would beat you with a stick. Yeah, and then she did that anyway. Yeah, and then I sodomized her, but that was just for fun. We're into that sexually. Right, okay. Sodomy is a... I don't know what that means. I don't know if I want to agree to that. I think it's some anal shit. Really the pickle right now. This isn't... Ooh, I'm like, this will be the, like, 15th time we reference an ASMR girl on this podcast. Oh my god.

Yeah, guys, ASMR crunch. Literally 30% of our listeners just clicked off. We're sorry you missed us last week. Yeah, I'm sorry. Brooke and I are in very, very fucky moods today because last night we went to the roast of Bryce Hall where I had to actually roast and do like a little stand up routine. You are such a performer. Brooke helped me with the entire thing. It was actually really funny before we were like writing the jokes and shit.

and I kept trying to read them and I like have such problems with affliction. So I would just be like, Bryce ate my ass. Like I couldn't talk. - Yeah, like she, there were certain lines that she had to deliver like more dry and I was trying to talk her through like how to say each thing and oh God, just went right over her head. But so then I'm sitting there in the audience. I feel like I'm like a mom at her like kids piano recital when you know your kid's gonna fuck up. And I was like so nervous. I was so nervous. I used, I had nails on yesterday. Now I have none. I was literally like, dee dee dee dee dee.

But you got up there and you killed it. I was like, I think you were bluffing before. I really wasn't. I think you were trying to convince us that you were going to be really bad and then you went up there and you really killed it. No, you saw me. I always say that I can't act.

act and like everyone is like well you lie every day and I'm like yeah but you're not good at it you just think it's honestly it's so true like exactly like I'm just acting as Tana who's an idiot but when it comes to actually reading something that like is not just what I'm directly saying like improv and like trying to deliver it the same way I'm so god awful at it and it just I don't know but then last night was fun honestly it was so fun everybody was so funny it was like the perfect amount of like

offensive but also like okay yeah it was funny it was really really good um i'm trying to think everyone just told me i was a raging whore on stage for an hour and then i just got up there and cooked everyone it was really fun we appreciate the honesty honestly it's last night brooke and i um sleepover we had a sleepover we had a sleepover which we never do um we used to at my old house

No, we've never... We never have sleepovers. She would always say, like, oh, you used to always have sleepovers with me. But it's like she used to have two bedrooms. I guess that's true. So she would sleep in one bedroom with, like, whatever... Whoever she was dating at the time. And who knows, really. And then I would sleep in her big bed in her big room. Upstairs, I guess that's true. So Brooke liked me more when I had a fat, fat man. No, but now it's like, first of all...

It's very rare that you're gonna have even an empty space next to you in your bed currently and Then the likelihood of like the cleaners having come within the last couple days like that also like is a fact That's true. Like I want to sleep in pick I was so excited I was really trying to sleep over last night was we called it our accountability sleep. Yeah, we were fully having an accountability sleepover

So that neither of us would go where we're not supposed to be going. Which is our ex's homes. We didn't want to text our exes. So we're like, let's have an accountability sleepover. We order McDonald's. We put on Click by Adam Sandler. We're living our best lives. It was incredible. I fall asleep and I'm like, God, I'm so fucking proud of me and Brooke. We're not going to hang out with our exes. I'm not going to text him. I can't do that. I have to be over it. I wake up one hour later and you're gone. No joke. You're gone. And I knew I would need to provide evidence.

for this to make sense, but I just want to show you guys what I was dealing with five minutes after she went to sleep. Can you hear it? - Was it me snoring? - You were snoring so loud. I texted Hunter, I go, "9-1-1." - There's no way I was snoring. - You were snoring so loud, and I had my covers like this.

And I was under the covers. I couldn't even breathe. And I was like, oh my God, what do I do? So I texted Hunter 911 because I'm like, I'll just go sleep in Hunter's room. And then I had the thought, I'm like, Hunter snores. So I had to just go home. I am so, Amari snores, Ari snores. Everyone in our house snores. But I also don't really snore. You snore. Girl, you were, you were honking it. The deviated septum showed. I was like, yeah. Because I would never put anything in my nose that would make me snore. That's enough. Oh.

No, it was really bad, but I ended up just having to go home, which was actually beneficial because I got to sleep. So you did not text Joe? I didn't, no. But I did just get off the phone with him. Literally, he called me in the car on the way here. We're just friends. We've been hanging out with supervision. Only with supervision. We don't hang out alone.

We always have a third friend there for accountability purposes. It's only a matter of time. But to be fair, same for me always. This is actually the first time in an entire year that I've gone almost two weeks without speaking to my most recent ex. I'm not even saying his name anymore. Face tap boy. Just kidding.

We had a feral evening at Poppy one night. Yeah. I can't even really talk about it on the podcast because it is that awful. He went crazy on me because I sent you the screenshots of what he said to me.

And then he was like, I was just trying to good fight. But like, why? First of all, I know. I was like, girl, I don't want to get in trouble. I think I've seen this film before. And I didn't like the ending. No, he was actually completely wrong for once. It was awful. We just got into a very, very public fight at the club. And which I really don't.

I could tell you. Like, I really don't think I took part in it. I could tell you it from start to finish. I don't think I did anything wrong for once. Pretty interesting. It was awful. To say the least. It was really, really, really awful and I was a go. But it's okay. Out with the old. Who's your next boyfriend? Who's next on your list? I'm actually, like...

I haven't had sex in a minute. I'm trying to like be single and like just like not get with anyone. Whose idea was that? I've been telling you that for years. Yeah, but I just could never do that. But I think I've outdone myself, honestly. Everyone keeps asking me on TikTok what happened to Southern Boy. Oh, yeah. What did happen? You know, did we ever even get around to talking about him on the pod? Not really, because I just like kind of knew it was like. It's like I. Who are you talking to? Do a thing. There you go.

I do a thing where, and in real life, like, you know this and like you do it. Like we do it too. Like our whole friend does it to each other. It's like, you'll like someone, you'll be like my new boyfriend. And like, and it's very, yeah. And it's just like very like sweet and bucky. And like, obviously the other person knows that I'm not being like dead ass serious. And like,

50% of my fans get it and they get like that that's my sense of humor and kind of how we all talk to each other but then the other 50% is like you really had a whole boyfriend for three days and you guys broke up like what's going on I do that a lot right now I have a guy I just met I literally spent one night around him and he's been my boyfriend for like three weeks honestly he's also best friends with my ex so I mean enough I can figure that one out no I can't dude right now I have one ex

That is couch surfing with nowhere to live. The other one has been coming to my house to do laundry because he doesn't have a washer and dryer. Brooke was actually just telling me there's nothing wrong with that. And I agree. But I just...

I wish she had a washer and dryer, okay? Like, I was in love with a man. Like, you know what I mean? I get that. Well, just, I mean, like, it's the comparison is what it is. I feel like you do. And then the other one is also. You do have, like, a soft spot for what I call hobosexuals, which is men who are, who date for a place to live.

And that's pretty much been her past. Like four relationships have been men who like we aren't 100 percent sure that they have their own residence. Right. And that's fine. But I don't. I'm like, you're right at all. It's not. It's completely, completely, completely not. And it's like. But it's brilliant. And I think I'm going to look into it because. Well, then they never leave you alone.

oh you should be a homosexual i would love to be a homosexual that's kind of fire i'm down too i need to get the fuck out of my house it's i don't think i could live with a man though i can't even like spend the night with a guy like for more than like a little while see i have the exact opposite issue and it's crazy because i'd be pushing away the rich ones like i i'm choosing the homosexuals and like well like literally why because you could get away it's you can get away with more when somebody is dependent on you in that way

That is awful. I know, but that's true about you. I'm sorry. I guess that's true. I am toxic. Like if someone has like all their own, they got it going already. But then I obviously also. They don't need to put up with that. I obviously also have. Wow, I've never realized that. The only exes I really look back and like really fucking liked were ones that didn't depend on me. That I depended on. I need copious. I need copious amounts of therapy. Wow.

Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm applying for this house, and yesterday I sit down for a meeting.

And I'm like sitting across from the guy and this is like my dream home and I want it so bad and I'll do anything for it. And I sit down with the guy and I like look at him. He doesn't he doesn't say anything. And the first thing he says is, I've seen your eviction story time.

Okay. But then we ended up bonding and talking. You don't ever think like, ooh, maybe I'll private these videos when I'm going for a house tour. Oh, no, no, no. I'm fully, fully, fully deleting that video because it's apparently ruining my life. But then his daughters were fans and I think we're in a better place and I'm getting lunch with them this week. Oh, that's great news. So it's good. It's actually good. You know what I just did? It's a big step.

I switched the availability of my Mindy response video to private. Oh wow, should I take down mine? Yeah, yours is actually still on the, it's your default video on the homepage of your channel. To be fair, my old manager...

I'm sorry. My old manager would do that. My new manager just would never do that. Yeah. Well, I honestly, I didn't take it down. First of all, that video still makes me money to this day. I like that video. Well, I don't like that video to be clear, but I was really like hyped on this guy a couple weeks ago. And I was like, if he were to ever see this video, I would be so humiliated and just like, and he would never want anything to do with me. So I, that's my whole YouTube channel. If you really actually think about it, like it's,

I don't even have my YouTube set up to my Instagram anymore so that like guys can't just like stumble upon a video of me like that. But like, but it really scared me. I am. I'm definitely like a pretend I am someone I'm not in a relationship kind of girl.

Do you ever just lie for no reason? That was a stupid question I asked you actually. I'm like a sponge. Like if I'm dating like a rock star guy, I'm like, fuck yeah, baby. But I don't feel like it's like disingenuous. Is that a word? Can I make that up? I genuinely start to feel that. I really start to feel like those are the things that I'm interested in. Like I'll talk to like a football player and suddenly I'm like, I've always loved football. I have and I believe it myself. I'm like, duh, I knew this was where my life was going. It's so true. I actually couldn't agree with that more.

But I just like to feel like I'm a part of something. I remember when I was younger, I used to always like, like I would lie for like no reason about things that don't actually matter. Like I always used to say that I was lactose intolerant. I'm not at all. I can eat a block of cheese with no effects, but I wanted to feel like I was a part of something. And,

This episode is just us saying things that make us really look like we need therapy. Like it's odd. Today we're just- I don't lie. I don't lie a lot anymore because of my guilt complex. I can't really lie without feeling really guilty about it. One time I told a lie that was like so bad for no reason. I hope to God Jason Nash never sees this podcast. But one time I was at the- He told me he watches it last night. Jason, baby, I'm so sorry. One time I was at the Saddle Ranch.

I'm talking to Jason. I'm talking to Jason. This was my first time having ever met Jason. So I, and I thought, you know what? I'm never going to see this man again. It was like, well, you know, when you're in an Uber and you're like, yeah, I have three kids. I do that. I do that. Yeah. It was like one of those nights where I was like, this will just be funny. And we're just talking about everything. And he's like, you're really funny. Like you ever thought about doing comedy? And I go, I go, yeah, actually I, I, that's, that's what I do already. Like, that's like what I do. I'm like, he's like, Oh really? Like you do stand up. I'm like, yeah. Yeah.

He's like, and I, it was like, I just, after I said that, it's like, what was I going to say? Like, just kidding. Like, that's not a funny joke. Like, so then I just had to go with it. He's like, where do you do comedy? I go, the comedy store.

It's like the biggest comedy club in LA. You can't just be a beginner doing comedy at the comedy store at all. Can I please? And he's like, whoa. No, no, no. Keep going because then I'd like to talk. He was like, whoa. That's crazy. So then I'm like, oh my God. This is a really terrible lie. I just told him. I'm like, oh shit. And he was falling in love. But it was fine. He loves comedian ass bitches. But I was like, I'm never going to see him again, whatever. But then we kept in touch. He followed me. He started messaging me and stuff. And I'm like,

"Oh my God, I just have to take this lie to my grave." And so then one time in a really guilty trance, I told Ari about the lie that I told and he died laughing. He was like, "That's the funniest thing I've ever heard." So we started telling it in the friend group.

And we one time told it in front of Tana and Tana like barely overheard. And she's like, wait, you do stand up comedy? Like Brooke was like, remember that time I did a show at the Laugh Factory. And then I was like. Comedy store. Sorry, at the comedy store. And I was. But everyone was in on it. So everyone's like, what?

What? Like Tana you don't remember? Like Brooke? Yeah. Brooke doesn't. You were there. Like you were literally there. Like she did stand up at the comedy store. All these people convinced me for months. It's honestly hilarious. It's just like awful. For months and months and months that I went to Brooke's comedy show but I was like on Xanax or something and like don't remember.

It was actually really good for her though because for a while she was like really starting to think like, oh my God, like maybe I do have a problem. Like I really forgotten it like something that huge and everybody was feeding into it. They were like talking about like different bits from my set and like, no, it was awful. It was, it was a really long, like drawn out joke that everybody was in on and it was so funny. I almost went to rehab.

which would have benefited me honestly, like awesome. But I'm serious. I was like, oh my fucking God. Like it fucked me up. And then one day, no, and then it was Amari. Amari one day was like, Brooke never had a show with it. - I know and you swore. I literally looked him in the face and I go, did you snitch? Did you ruin my joke? He goes, no, I would never. Confident as, like literally I would never. And then I found out it was him. I'm like, you snake.

That's my and Amari's friendship though, for sure. You know what I mean? Like, just like, we're going to run to each other and tell each other everything. But it was just like, what was the reason? Like, I was going to take that to my, it was going to be like a funny joke forever. It was weighing on my heart, bro. I was really like, oh my God. That you forgot my set? There will always be others. Just so you know, like, I'm like, but then, and now I'm like, you know that that's the reason that Jason was like, including me in the roast because I think he thinks I really did comedy at the comedy store.

That's fun. See, now I know this is a whole story. So lying is beneficial and everybody should lie more. Yeah, like that's all I do. Seriously, sincerely, that's all I do. I don't know why I did that, though. I was just like, oh, I'll never see him again. Like, it's not that big of a deal. Or it's just like a funny thing. And it was like I was so drunk. I was just like, yeah, no, like, yeah, I've done it.

I mean... It's like, no, I haven't. Circling back to the video, to you privating it, and it being on my homepage, I will take it off, obviously. I don't know how to do that. Like I said, my old manager would, like, do that. Like, put my, like, trending video on the page or whatever. But I think it's very funny that he was, like, telling me, like...

like putting it on my homepage and was like, yeah, or like whatever happened. And then telling you, because then right after that, we like fell out. Like literally within that time. Oh my God, wait, he's the one who did that? And then telling you. He was calling me like. Like fuck Tana. Yeah. He was like, you better make another one. Like he was pitting us fully against each other. It worked. It did work. I think that if he wasn't. But now we have a podcast. Oh, who said that to us last night? Oh, Jeff. Jeff. No, Jeff. Jeff.

Oh, oh, oh. Jeff from the story time, like the one who like caused this whole issue came up to us last night. He was like kind of talking about the situation. He goes, Brooke, at least you got a podcast. Like what did I get out of it? It's honestly so fucking true. He was awful last night. He's always awful. He's been awful.

He's okay. No, I love him. The other day though, he started this feral argument with Hunter. He owns a brand with a very common word in the name and Hunter used the word in a poem. I'm talking like the other word. But the word could be like

Like, it's like a very, very, very common word. And he's like, how could you do that to my brand or whatever? Popping off on Hunter. And Hunter's like the nicest person ever. Hunter was like, what? And then an hour later, he's like, yeah, sorry. I was mad at someone else. Like, I didn't mean to take it out on you. And then we saw him the other night. I was like, I just fucked. Like, Jeff, get it together. Get it together, Jeff. Do you know that I did fuck him like two months ago, though? Tana. Yeah.

Come on. Did you know, can you just admit right here on the podcast that you actually never stopped when you cut me out of your life? I did stop. You kept hooking up with him. Liar. No, because I dated Goody. Liar! I dated Goody. I dated Goody. And I couldn't cheat. Uh-huh. They were friends the whole time. He would still come over. He would, he definitely...

But I was mad at him. And I was cussing him out. It was just different. It was a different anger. For sure. I get it. He owed you less loyalty than I did. I get that. But no, I didn't keep fucking him because I was dating Goody and I was trying to be a loyal girlfriend. I love Goody. I wish you could get Goody back. I wish you cutie. Sometimes I think I can and then I remember the things.

that happened and i can't that's a horrible that was like the only relationship i've just been completely absent for because that was like a perfect timing like as soon as i left he came and as soon as i came back he left honestly very very true our relationship was great all the way to like the last week i'm not kidding we were like i can't imagine him like literally arguing with anybody in this entire like i don't even he barely even speaks he just says little nice things

That was, it was like that. And then just our last week together, we just fought every hour. And then we were like, wait, what's going on? We can't do this. Tell me about Hawaii. Brooke has been upset because I just went to Hawaii on a trip and she was like, oh, I wanted to go. And I come back and I'm just like, bro, like you should be so grateful. You were not on that trip. Yeah. It must've been hard.

Well, think about the gall someone has to possess. The audacity someone has to possess. I don't know what gall means. What does gall mean? Same thing, kind of. Watch all the people correct me in the comments. I'm a fucking idiot. But to ruin a relaxing trip to Hawaii.

I think that's the thing is so I went to Hawaii with this billionaire that and I obviously like complaining about a billionaire is awful like he's great he like took us there and stuff like that we've been on other trips with him though and I think that being in like New York or Dallas with someone very high strung and stressed out and like indecisive and frantic and dramatic is one thing but when you're in like the most relaxing place in the world just trying to like chill and someone is just like

Just really high strung. I have a hard time with people like that. Like if someone's like energy is too frantic, it like really rubs off on me and I can't. My mom is kind of like that. Like she can't help it, but it's like I can't be around her because I'm like. It gives me crippling anxiety. Like working with people like that even I'm like I can't work with someone who can't just like be calm and concise. I'm like, what? Like.

on like deals and shit, but like, it was just awful. It was like, should I change my flight? I just changed my flight. I'm gonna change my flight again. I'm gonna change my flight. Should I change my flight? Should I change my flight? I have to go right now. Wherever we are, I have to go right now. I have to go to my room. I have to work. I have to work right now. Oh my God. I went to my room and you guys went to the beach. Why would you leave me? Why would you leave me? Gets to the beach. Bringing, bringing a bodyguard everywhere with him. Here's the thing.

I get it, you're a billionaire, you want to protect your assets, you want to protect yourself. Oh, oh, oh, oh, because, like, someone might, like, steal him or kill him or something? I guess, but also, like, I don't want your fans to hurt you. Like, they're not going to. Hires this bodyguard that I know really well in Hawaii. Like, if we have a show there, some crazy shit, like, I'll hire him. His name is Paperweight because he calls, he, I want to be called Paperweight. You met him. Like, he'll be, like, he's, like, super Hawaiian and he'll be, like, um.

I'm not scared of people. They're paperweights. First of all, is he French? Yeah, that was awful. Like, I don't know. So he calls everyone paperweights, but he goes by paperweight. And he, no joke, he's like this, he's giant. Like, he's like, probably like,

six, nine, no joke. And like, that's huge. Like giant, like standing behind, like I'm not even there standing behind him. Like he really, and it's awesome. Like going to like the club and shit with him because people will just be like feral and he'll just be sitting there. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's not even like, it's like move. I'm picturing like, who's the guy from Moana? Buenos dias world from the San Diego zoo wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wint. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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This billionaire is taking paperweight everywhere, possessing extreme paranoia for no reason. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's like we'd all go to the beach and then he'd like be like, I'm not going. I have to do this. Why did you leave me? Oh, my God, I'm coming. So then he'd order like an Uber because like we take the car and we'd be like, come. But then like he wouldn't want to go. And then he'd like be like, wait, I want to come. So then he took like he orders an Uber and they order a Tesla.

for Kyla, Ashley, this billionaire, and Paperweight. And Paperweight gets in shotgun, sits in his Tesla seat, and it breaks. Paperweight. It breaks. It's not his fault, but he's...

like and then it happened again where he sat in a Toyota Corolla front seat and like broke the back of the chair like he's like you gotta put him like in like an SUV like with the wheels down type shit it's like like he's just huge and it was like okay I get it if we're going to like the club but we're going to an empty beach like yeah like and you're breaking people's Teslas like it's insane and then would just be like I'm paying for everything you know what I mean and then like 20 minutes later would be like

So is Hunter going to like pay for his meal after five minutes later? He was like, anything for my Tana Hunter. You should never pay. Like, just like,

oh my god like oh my god um how interesting makes me get this boat doesn't make me get this boat but i'm like okay like let's all get on a boat right everyone will like chip in right yeah because it's like he's paid for everything and i'm down to pay for something yeah of course and so this chartering this boat was eight thousand dollars and he insinuates that he's going to split it with me and then i was like okay so i'll split my 4k across everyone like jeremy hunter and like nisha ashley like well i'll just pay like

you know what I mean like a couple hundred bucks and we'll go have like dinner with the chef like on this yacht and like whatever and so then keep in mind too the entire he was like just obsessed with me and then it kind of Ashley and I are like very similar like similar looking similar acting similar we're like coordinating every outfit like we give like sister wives do you get what I'm saying and then it kind of just starts turning into like

I can't believe I'm dating both of you. And it's, I think, no, it does. He does have that tendency though. Cause every time we'll be at dinner, he kind of says those kinds of things. And we're always like, no, 100%. And so we like get on this boat and he's like, yeah. Um, and he's like, he'll like go into kiss me. I'm like, I don't fuck this man either. I mean, keep in mind, that's not like my choice. Like I would fuck him if he was like, like that, like,

Just for like the added bonuses. Yeah, I think he's pretty like, honestly, that's like ideal though. Like a guy who you don't have to sleep with. But I would so much rather sleep with someone and then them just be a little more sufferable. I know. I feel like a lot of it has to do with like alcohol and stuff too though. Because he's like, I feel like he's very like. No, he's blacking out. Yeah, that's the problem. Like he's a little bit of a blackout.

I guess it's, I also spent a long time. Like, it gives me, like, like, when you're really young and you start drinking and you don't really know how to, like, I feel like he probably just didn't drink a lot, like, growing up. You know, he didn't, like, black out in college. He wasn't, like, in a frat or something. So he's probably, like. I also spent the greater half of my trip after he left psychoanalyzing him. And I think there's a couple reasons and things that are going on. And that's okay. But so we're on this boat. And he's, like, trying to kiss me. And it's not like I'm kissing him either. It's not even making out. It's like a, it's like a.

Like lips aren't even touching. Like, you know what I mean? And so then he starts doing it to Ashley. Or Ashley. And she's like, she's down for it because it's like, he's like paying for everything and it's like just being sweet. But then he's like, he's just taking it too far. Trying to like just keep going back and forth. And also you and I are almost more down to act like that. Like Ashley and I are not like,

touchy and like you know what I mean with each other like we're like not sister wives yeah like 100% and so then on the boat we're all like about to pay and I pay for like my part and then we're like waiting on him and then he's just like

I cannot believe she would ask me to pay after he like moved eight flights like beyond the boat was like freaking out. And I was like, it's not that I mind paying, but it was just interesting. And I also would have just if I knew I was going to pay for the full boat would have gotten a smaller boat would have like gone without him would not have been sister wiving with Ashley the whole time. Like, yeah, you were doing your part. Yeah. Like you worked for that second half. I really did. And then you paid the full thing. Yeah. Eight thousand dollars.

And I was sick, obviously. That's tough. What could you buy with $8,000 that you spent on one day? No, four hours. Four hours. I'm like, a lot of things. You know, you could buy a car with $8,000. I was just going to say that. Not a very nice one. But a car. A car. I would have never paid that. I would have never, ever, ever, ever, ever paid that. And I was just like, sick. I'm trying to think of other things that are just like... I don't know. I get that. My thing is like, I truly, I care so much about who I'm around and like the energy I have around me. I would rather just not go somewhere than like...

Yeah. Then like suffer. But also his energy can be all right. No, I, yeah, he, usually he's great. Like he, I love being around him and stuff, but like I've only ever been around him like at a dinner or like, or like in Dallas for a day. It's hard. I don't, there's not a lot of people in general that I can go on a trip with and not like come back annoyed with them. I'm not even one of those people. You are not one of those people. In fact, you're not even like close. Remotely close. We had one really good trip.

I posted all our Miami. You know how I like vlogged when we were in Miami? But then like couldn't post it because like I had to like abruptly go home and like me and you just like really fought. I posted it all on roll. So I just posted all the unedited vlog footage. No way. Wait, that's really smart actually. I'm like, go check us out. That's so smart. That's fire. Yeah, that trip was awful. That's whenever I actually want to get back with my ex, I have to in my head. You know, I recall.

Is that, should I say that? You recorded us fighting? Yeah. That's smart. You should send it to me so I can rewatch it. I did. I recorded you guys fighting. I didn't actually record you guys, you guys like, but I just recorded my face like this.

I would love to hear it. For like 30 minutes straight. Just the irrational screaming, wailing, crying. Yeah, I'm screaming, crying. He's like screaming all over me. Give me my bag. I'm like, give him his bag. He's awful. He's literally fucking, whenever I go to think to text him, in my head, like my little pea brain, I have to like fight with myself. And I say like certain things like that just like will make me be like, okay, you can't. And one of them is just Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.

Miami, Miami. - See, you have so many things though that are like really cut and clear, like you should never speak to him again. I have a harder time I think because-- - It's more just his overall. - Yeah, more just like little things that have piled up. You know what I saw? I saw a quote that said like, if you put a frog, I'm gonna fuck this up. If you put a frog in boiling hot water, it'll jump out, but if you put a frog in water and then like slowly heat it up until it's boiling, it'll stay in forever until it dies.

and that's like what happens full body chills but like well but it's like a thing it's like you start it when people do little things you like put up with it and put up with it and put up with it and keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger and like eventually you're just gonna like tolerate it because it's like you just let these like things get worse and worse but if it's like if it's really bad right away obviously you're gonna be like get rid of this guy and it just like the obviously the toxic factor like the good so good and the bad and so bad but it's like

The good is no good. There was no good. Where was the good? I was literally thinking about that today. I was thinking about a lot of my toxic relationships that I'm like, at least...

a lot of these people were great and the thing is though like you start like making excuses for people because they have like genuine or like basic human qualities like i kind of do that i have like a similar situation with like a friend who i'm kind of like on the outs with and it's like i'm like no but like when she's when she's a good friend she's such a good friend but it's like a friend is supposed to be a good friend like they don't get an award for being a good friend sometimes like they're supposed to be like that all the time i 100 agree

- Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. - And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Guys, Brooke and I are so dead today that we had to call in for backup. So Lila Gibney's here.

We do. We luckily had her outside. I wish we brought Daisy, but... I brought the dog. Come here. Wait, okay. Show the people. We're going to use this half. Daisy, come on TV. She was barking at you guys. I go, it's freaky. Wait, I want to show Daisy so that the people can see. So they can see that I got scammed. Oh my God, can we talk about that? She won't let you get her. You guys, I've been on a bender. Can we talk about it? Oh my God, Lila. Wait, really?

Really quick. You guys, Lila ordered this dog on Craigslist. It's supposed to be a golden doodle. How much was it? Like, what is this? It was $2,000. Her and Mario sold it, too. I love her so much. And Mario was like, let's just get sibling dogs. And this is so not like me or Mario because I honestly, quite frankly, am worse at taking care of myself than Tana. Yeah. Like, I can't even take care of myself, let alone, like, little Daisy. Yeah.

No, you've done a really good job with Daisy, though. But I've been the best dog ever. She's always having, like, a nanny. She's always at the Panty. Like, she's always on an adventure. It's just so fun. It helps you get a lot of money. Yeah. She's like a chihuahua. Well, I feel like if, like, I'm saying, like, now you can, like, you can just pay someone to, like, go watch her and, like, stuff like that. I'm, like, I'll give you this to just, like, go, like, pet Daisy. Oh,

Honestly. And I'm like at Bootsy Bellows. Dude, today, Lila, you were just saying that we're so bad at taking care of ourselves and we obviously are. And we think someone in our house has a staph infection and me and Lila are in the bathroom washing our hands. I've never seen me or Tana put soap on our hands and wash our hands. And we're washing our hands and we're looking at each other like,

like, this is so huge. I did the little thing with your nails when you like, I wash my hands obviously when I like pee and shit. No, you don't. No, you don't. There's no way. No, you don't. No, you're lying if you say you do. No, you're actually lying to Brooke's face. I do. It's kind of sad. I do. I do. Like in a restaurant and shit. You can't say the same. I will. But like at home, like if I'm just at home, I'm not walking in the bathroom like, oh, I really need to fucking wash my hands. No, yeah, like if I like go pee or something and I'm like in the bathroom at Tana's, like what am I going to do? Go get soap. Like no. No, I'm starving. I'm going to go to the kitchen. At home, fuck no.

You guys want this public information out about you. If I share. I'm like, honestly, one of like, be like, I'm saying this laughing. Jenna's going to spit out her fucking drink. I feel like I'm like one of like the healthiest people.

- Lila. - Like I've never gotten COVID. I haven't gotten sick since like third grade. - I think you not getting COVID is like similar to Tana having never had an STD. It's like, if you don't get checked, you can't have one. - Oh my God. Oh my God. No, it's also similar to me being sick. - I'm just kidding. - I've gotten tested so many times for COVID 'cause I was like traveling and doing all this like crazy mumbo jumbo. And I never had it. And I never felt sick. - That's true. I thought I had COVID this week. I was like,

Really worried about it No Brooke was so excited To have COVID Because the guy she likes Has COVID And she literally She literally No Brooke Brooke verbatim goes I kind of hope I have it So she can hang out with him No that's I mean Well yeah I did Okay No it came out of your mouth

No, she literally was trying to find a picture of a positive test to show him, even though she doesn't have it, so that she can go hang out with him and then get it to like hang out. Just literally trap him. This is really incriminating. Like pull the full Drake, like pull the buffalo socks in the condom on his face. I'm so happy you brought that up. Wait, can we talk? Can we talk about that?

The Drake situation? I know that was kind of a while ago. And they were like in the dark, and he took off his condom and then put buffalo sauce in it. No, did you know this story? She tried to literally put the condom up her like pussy, but there was buffalo sauce in it. Yeah. Honestly, why does that sound like a great dipping sauce? Drake cum ex buffalo sauce. You know us with our nuggets and ranch.

A little ranch. I would do it. You guys are sick. But imagine the humiliation, like, going into the bathroom and, like, literally trying to turn a condom inside out and get yourself pregnant with Drake and having to explain yourself, like, oh, shit, my coochie's on fire. Oh, I bet that shit burns.

Yeah. That's an awful thing to do. That's awful. It's so scary. It is. Who would you do that to? Who would you turn an inside-out condom? Drake. Oh. What do you mean? Poor guy probably has, like, he's probably been doing that for a while. But what do I think is going to happen? I'm just kidding.

What am I going to get pregnant? Adonis 2.0. As Dana once said. Stop now. Lila, let's turn this into a slight intervention. Okay. She's been to the club 26 of 30 days this month. Okay, so it's what? February 2nd? Or am I wrong? No, it's February like 3rd. And out of the 31 days in January up to now, I feel like there's only been like two that I haven't gone to the club. Her Instagram got taken down. My Instagram's gone. And...

And so I've been coping in, you know, a few weird ways. Coping, like, your morning, your Instagram? Actually, I would be too. If I lost my Instagram, I'd be really sad. What do you mean? I can't DM rappers. I can't send them videos of my... Like, it's, like, annoying. And, like, watching stories, too. It's almost like you have to go watch it in real life. I literally just... Kyla just gave me her phone, and she's like, who else should we watch? And I was like, oh, my God, what's so-and-so up to? Like, I just update on everyone. Like, she didn't even download the app, by the way. Isn't it... Doesn't it have something to do with your actual, like, the IP address of your phone? Like...

I think you're not, I think you have to get a whole new phone for you to be able to have an Instagram that works. And every time, every time Lila has her Instagram deleted, what happens is she'll make another Instagram and then she'll go on her story and go at Instagram. Why do you hate me? And then it's like, you're attracting attention to yourself. And if they're just going to delete you again, we just found out it's not Instagram. It's actually this feral person who was like, Lila doesn't reply to my DMS unless I'm making her a fan at it. It's like,

What do you want my social like what are we supposed to go on a picnic? I reply there's been times like for hours. I'll be hanging out with people and I'm just like replying, you know I'm always like I love you, baby. I love you so much. Yeah, you are really responsive fucking soul requests And this was just like a feral fan and she was like so I reported on her feral She reported me for like not being me and she was like lilas impersonating But she has a connection so she like she made an account where she's pretending to be the real lila

What's that lady's name who killed Selena? And then I tweeted a photo. Who? I tweeted a photo literally like two years ago when I got my ID legally changed to Lila and female and everything. Tweeted a photo of her ID. And she went and took the photo and now is trying to get verified as me. Brilliant. She's on to something. But it's honestly terrifying and I would be like, serious.

I want to get verified so bad. I always do the little... Because you have to have articles. And I'm always like, oh, well, there's probably articles because the canceled podcast has articles. But if you look at the canceled podcast, it's just... There's nothing to be said about... You know that bald guy who always tries to be our sugar daddy who works in the industry? Yes. Our good friend just went on a date with him. I wish I could say that. I know. You could...

What in your hair? The audio listeners, please, please, please go to video. What is that? Is it like... I think it was because I was like sitting in the bushes outside. It's the tug. I got kicked to the curb. I don't like how it looks like it's like a worm. I thought it was literally a snake. Don't put that near me, okay? So yeah, I've just been like, you know, living my like honesty, like my 2000s, like Paris, like fantasy. Yeah, they didn't have Instagram and they were just having all kinds of fun. And it's honestly been fun because I like...

I'll be at the club and now it's gotten to the point me and like Tana's old assistant and our best friend Natalie, we pull up to Poppy when the night should have ended. Like, I don't even remember leaving Tana's like roast thing. There's like always bugs near Tana. Like, um... Stop. Go fuck yourself. I'm like, um...

I blacked out. I'm shocked. Oh, I pull up to Bobby and they just like make way. Don't even make a show IDs anymore because they're like, I've seen you 32 nights in a row. Like, I know who you are. I know you're vaccinated. Like, well, hey. How do you even have fun anymore? I literally walk up. I go, hey, boys.

How do I have fun? I don't know. My new favorite thing about Lila is that every time she goes, because you're very, very friendly and sweet. If you ever meet Lila, I recommend going up to her and just acting like you're friends. You'll have a great fucking time. No, I'll, like, adopt you. No, so every night, like, she'll meet a new friend. They'll go home together. They'll, like, have a sleepover whole thing. And then the next day. I'll wake up with, like, a random night. And the next day, it's like, we're all at lunch. And she's like, I'm bringing Georgia and Hope. Like, there's, like, new bitches every day. And we're, like,

I ask her where one of her friends is, like Nancy. I'm like, where's Nancy? And she goes, she got deported. No, Georgia, she's getting deported back to London. Oh my God. Her time is over. I want to get deported to London. So she goes, so I need to go really hard these next couple of weeks because she gets deported on the 14th. Like, happy Valentine's Day, bitch. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Valentine's Day. Y'all have like seven boyfriends. I don't know why you act like you don't. Last year on Valentine's Day, I woke up in a man's bed on Valentine's Day and he told me that he would kill himself if he spent another year single on Valentine's Day. Are you ready for this one? Last year on Valentine's Day, everyone at my house

was going on dates and I just started hooking up with Chris Miles and everyone's like going on dates and obviously we just started hooking up we just started hooking up for like six or seven days so I get it but we'd been together for like seven days straight so at the same time I was like oh maybe he'll like at least just like a gesture like sweet whatever and we're upstairs and everyone's dressed to the nines going on a date and he looks at me and he dead ass asks me is it someone's birthday

Oh my God. You know what? You know what energy he has? He has like that girl from Euphoria who's like, it's New Year's. Yeah, literally Faye. She's like, my boyfriend didn't tell me anything. We were just watching her TikTok with her big lips. She's such a cutie. I tweeted like, I'm Maddie. And everyone was like, no, you're fucking Faye. Yeah, but you were really bold for that. She's like, I'm not a Cassie. I'm a Maddie. That's like people who say like,

Like when they watch, when they watch Sex and the City, like that's how you can tell everything you need to know about a person. I don't know. I think you guys watched Sex and the City. Anna is just like in someone's like trunk, like with her lip filler addiction. Like it's just like. Shooting up heroin in her fucking coochie. Literally dead fucking ass. I just met in the hot tub scene when Cassie was like throwing up and Maddie was like, like master manipulating. That was insane. I resonated with that. Like in that situation, I would have been like.

Who did you resonate with? Maddie? With Maddie. Because you're so crazy and manipulative. Why did you say that so fast? Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's like... No, that's so... You're so good at it. I'm honestly Cassie, seriously. Just like throwing up everywhere. Honest. I'm probably Cassie. The fans are like, she's Cassie. I'm Cassie in a lot of ways, though. Like, the male validation, like, you know, and like the daddy issues and like the... Definitely the daddy issues. I don't know who I relate to on that show at all. The other day I walk in and...

In the morning to my apartment complex like get in heels. Can the people hear you? Probably not. What loud? I walk in at 9 a.m. And my security's like hi. I'm like I honestly don't even remember. All I remember is literally throwing up like on the elevator. And I was just like sorry. On the elevator? You're really? I literally go sorry. But can you mess me up? And the other day they sent out like a search party for me. Oh! Oh!

Bro. My location said I was at this entire shop. This is when it became, it's not, like it was funny and quirky because it's not like she's like killing herself. She's just going out a lot. So it's like funny and quirky, but there's always some story. There's always something happening, whatever. You know it's bad when Tana's like, where's Lila? Like freaking the fuck out.

That's how I, that's what got me really worried because I got a call from Tana FaceTime. And for Tana to even notice someone's missing is like. The fact that Tana was up at 11 a.m. One, she doesn't wake up until 6 p.m. Two, worried. Three, actually packing and going on her trip to Hawaii. Like, after going out the night before, like, I was. I have the airport in, like, fucking literally, like, two and a half hours. And Lila does wake up pretty early. Like, we usually have. Even if I black out at, like, 7 a.m.

like 7am Lila doesn't sleep yeah like we have the story of the night by noon and so by 11am 12am someone texts a screenshot of your location wait no you mean noon I think no it wasn't really at 11am someone sends you a screenshot of your location and it's

She said 12 a.m. Like, isn't that the name? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. By 11 a.m. Oh, yeah, sorry. By 11 a.m. Sounds like her location. Lila. It was Natalie. And Natalie's in New York. The fact that she was in New York. Checking your location. Lila is in a tire shop.

This is not a joke. Her location doesn't drive, doesn't have a car. Her location is a tire shop. And we're all like, what the fuck? And then you just like, don't wake up for so long. So we're like group chat, name change, find Lila Gibney looking for literally like, it's the most like random people. Like it was like, it was my like one close friend who like,

doesn't even go out with me. My hairstylist, Natalie, like, Tana, like, it was just the most, like, random group of people and everyone's like, no, like, last I saw her, she was like...

So and so last I saw her she was like flurrying. It was I had calls from you at like 7am. Like let's go. Yeah, she had called me at five o'clock in the morning. And I just ignored it because I was like, what I was with La Demi. No. And so yeah, so then I started I'm blowing up La Demi. I'm calling every person who was with Lila. No one's fucking answering. Lila finally answers and she's like, she you think it's so funny too. That's why I need fucking prison. Everyone's freaking out. She's just dying laughing and she's like, I swear to God, we're covered in piss. Me and La Demi are covered in piss.

Wait, explain the covered in piss thing. One of them pissed themselves. So we were with this girl who like- Do you know which one? This girl that, it was me locked up, I mean this other girl. And the other girl? Who frequently like has sexual encounters with like Philip Pline, Scott Disick. Like she's so hot. But she's like 30 and she has this problem, I guess, with just like wetting the bed. She's like been to multiple doctors. Jenna picking up the pickle off the glass counter. Shh, don't snitch. Um-

And we woke up and Demi was like, am I what? Am I what? Am I what? And then she goes, yeah, I pissed myself. And Demi goes, well, can you at least get me a fucking t-shirt? Because she was like, what? And we're all like freaking out. People are driving by the tire shop begging.

banging on the tires. No, Stassi Bell, like my friend Stassi literally called a suburban to go to this tire shop and she was outside of the gates of the tire shop screaming Lila and she called me. She was all I could think about was like, what if she's in there screaming my name? I know. I told Lila I was out shopping and like running errands and stuff and I was listening to music and then I had the thought and I went white and I'm like, imagine if Lila's really dead right now and I'm just jamming in my car so I turn the music off. The way you said it gave me full chills and like made me so sad because you go, imagine if today is the day we like lost

I lost Lila. No, I know me. Today's the day I lose Lila that I'm not screaming fucking Chelsea Cutler. Me, Paige and Kyla were having a full blown panic. Like I thought you were like dead. It was so out of character. And it's just like it's it's sad and scary. And I know everyone's like, oh, God, they're so dramatic. But it's like imagine me 4 a.m. full heels like stumbling on the road. Like somebody could literally offer me like a pickle and get in their trunk.

Like I would like literally like, Oh, she's had stories. She'll, she'll wake up the next morning. She'd be like, yeah, I rode someone's bike home. And then I went to church with someone's grandma. And then like a homeless man, like tried to have sex with me and gave me his bike, cut my feet open. Like,

It's just that really happened. That was a real story. It's like funny. Ha ha. Until something actually awful happens to you. And we're not going to get crazy because like I was in love with a drug dealer right now. It's true. He's a hot one. He's very hot. But like driving me nuts. I'm also in love with the drug dealer.

Yeah, I'm in love with the people who hit up their dealers. You're literally in love with homeless people. Yeah, like, it's awful. She's in love with people who literally, like, well, like, I'm not even kidding, like, find a, like, pill on the floor and it could literally be an ibuprofen and they'll just, like...

Like breakfast. Like, babe, no, get a smoothie. Last night, Jeff Wittek, last night, Jeff Wittek said that I stopped using dating apps because I'm over it and just started checking the Citizen app and picking like the first, like, like active shooter five minutes away and being like, that's hot. Jenna calls the fattest suburban and tries to find them. Yeah, like. You just like, you honestly go to the shelter. Yeah.

And you're just like time to serve gravy. She's like, you want a bed to sleep in? Hop in my car. She's like, you got to do your laundry. Like I got, I got a case of arrowhead. I got a 24 five. But I'm, I've been single.

I'm doing good. You've been good. And I love this Tana. She's so fun. You are so much more fun when you're... I just like you so much more. When she dates people, I'm not kidding. I will go to her house at like 8 p.m. Wait, no. Honestly, 10 p.m. Just woke up. I'm talking like so much food for the shelter. Like so much food on the side of her bed. Like Panera from three days ago. She'll pick it up and eat it. And I'm like, what the hell? In the dark, in the 40 degree room. Like just...

I know that was another thing. That's another reason I couldn't sleep over last night. Cause it was so cold. And I'm talking like, I'm talking mattress in the living room. No sheets, no pillowcase. My dog, literally, I'm not kidding. We were, she was over there. My dog peed on the mattress. Chris goes, just flip it.

That's what he said. Do you know that Lila's dog peed on, first of all, I shouldn't have a mattress in the living room, but also I hated my house and my TV wasn't working. So I was like, I'm going to watch Euphoria downstairs in comfort. Like who did the mattress? Ari. And then it just stayed and stayed and stayed. I was so glad she didn't say Kyla and Paige. I was going to be so glad. Um,

Um, no, but so the dog pees on my like bed because like I have no TV So I'm watching shit and I just watch and she takes my pillow and starts sopping up the dog piss with my favorite Fucking pillow. I didn't have it for weeks. I had neck Tana that night sleeping on her favorite fucking pillow. No, I know She goes I didn't have it for weeks Like I just saw it this morning and it's literally turning brown from all your makeup. I have to I showed it in my vlog last night Oh my god

It's so scary. Like I look at it, I'm like, huh? It gets clean. It's just stained. But I mean, whatever.

I think that actually does just happen. I mean, I'll take my makeup off. I can't even get... It's like the self-care. I am... It's almost like, you know when you speak something into existence, like you say something is true so many times it becomes true? I have like a... It's honestly me. I have like a showering problem now like you used to always say I did to where like if I won't even like go near my bed before I've like taken like a full shower, wash everything off and I'll still wake up with makeup on my pillow. I'm not getting this morning. I woke up full...

jeans, IMG, a top, makeup, face down in my bag. But I wear a lot more makeup. You don't really wear that much makeup. I don't really. She's so pretty. Like, you're wearing no makeup right now. I was just going to say, me and you are just no makeup. Yeah, but look at the difference. I'm sitting here. Well, I put my makeup on over my makeup from whatever was left after I took it off. And I'm just, like, making myself at home. Like, Lord knows I'm not wearing fucking underwear. Like, just like...

That's been her new thing too. Borrowing my short ass dresses. And Laila's like a little taller than me too. So they're even shorter on her with no underwear. And then everyone will be like. And I'm talking like pussy lips. Like the other day I was at my place. And it was like me, like Ricky, Denzel, like La Demi, like Ariel. And we were at my place and I walked out of the bathroom. And Demi's like, Laila, you're a pussy. And I go, it's my house. No, Amari. And the other day at Nikita's somebody said something to me too. And I go, I bought it.

Like, I paid for it. Like, no, you didn't. Literally, I know. I feel like you guys would really relate on this because you love having it. Like, Lila loves having a camel toe or like, I don't know if you love it. I hate having a moose knuckle because it's not a camel toe. Like, that shit is split in half. No, she wants dress. Look under the dress. I know, but remember when you looked up like realistic camel toe underwear? Yeah, like I was just going to like wear it. To like put under like, like.

shorts or something and have it look like she has the biggest, craziest camel toe of all time. You're sick. Honestly. What? I need to. And a new thing. You should buy those and then call paparazzi. Like, literally, we were cussing each other out in Vegas behind Marshmello's table and, like, literally, she made me cry. She was crying. It was out of a movie. And she goes...

what even is this bit? Like, you're trying to just, like, make me mad for a bit. I'm like, does it look like I'm vlogging? Like, what do you mean? This is real life, you delusional bitch. I love you. I'm like, I'm dating them for the bit. But we do have no sense of reality. Honestly. At all. No. So delusional. No. No, um, yeah, no, I'll literally be, like, dating someone. Also, you guys, I don't, I'm not, like, honest with you. We have a lot, I have, like, a few bits, too. Like, Joe's a bit. I was just letting myself. What are my bits?

You are... Leaving where I am to go see a daddy? I can't even say any of your bits. I feel like getting a blowout every day. That is definitely one of your bits, getting a blowout, getting a gram for nothing. No, you guys, that's just something she does. That's not a bit. No.

Like, what is wrong with you? Oh, I need so much food. We want to be David Dobrik so bad. I want to go to, like, somewhere and, like, rot in a booth. Like, I'm talking, like, 15 ranch at Buffalo Wild Wings. Let's go to Buffalo Wild Wings. Should we? I want, like, cheese curds, buffalo chicken wraps, like, fried pickles, the Southwestern Ranch. That's something that you're able to do. Strawberry lemonade. That's another bit. Like, ordering $475 worth of food just to, like, eat all of it and pretend it didn't happen.

Lila can eat more than any person I've ever known. You do the 10,000 calorie challenge literally every day and you gain no weight. It's really scary. And I remember my like day one YouTube days, like I remember like saving up a paycheck at McDonald's and I was like so excited to film this video. Like I would always have to like do it at like 3 p.m. But I would work like all day at McDonald's at the fucking drive through.

I can't imagine her at the drive-thru. I would always, like, have to take out my trash, flip my trash can upside down, put my camera on it, and sit on the kitchen floor to film it. And I literally walked to Wendy's, Burger King, and McDonald's and got stuff from all of it and just ate. Oh, my God. That was the first thing, like, one of the first things me and Lila did together was when she still worked at McDonald's. We were in my car. We went to Chick-fil-A, and we did a mukbang in the car. Oh, we did. Oh, my God.

Oh, me and Brooke go big time. And I, like, I didn't have, I wasn't doing, like, social media, obviously, at that time. Like, I come in, like, wig, like, literally, I'm talking, like, not glued on. Like, literally wig, like, wig, like, forehead, still not, like, it's, like, three inches higher. It was so funny. And, like, we would, we would get, like, fully ready and run around and, like, take pictures all around the city. All around her complex. Yeah. Like, we'd go to, like, I'll

But the pictures if you see them now you would be like and we guys I remember vividly like the double moment at Alfred's and like the Sun was literally and I was like And I like me my bad pictures still on my Instagram Then we'd send the car and we'd face to net and listen to that one sad guy that we are like Olivia Jade's ex or something Jackson Guthrie so good She's so cute. I was gonna say if you were at the drive-thru and someone ordered something like a

Like, you know what I mean? Like, I like going to fights, like spit on. Okay, but go. But no, but like a Big Mac, no pickles. And then there was like, it was wrong or something. And they were like cussing at you. Like, what, how would you react? I remember so vividly like that happened. What? And yeah, I like trauma. He like came back and I saw his car because I knew like right when it happened, I was like, fuck, I gave him the complete wrong bag. Like, and he was already so fucking rude to me. Like, I don't even know what the deal was, but I like talked back. Like, I remember literally in my little microphone, I clicked it again and I go,

I go, why do you have a tone? I go, well, get your food fixed. Like, it's not the end of the world. Like, what? I would do that at Catch all the time because the people who come to Catch are like, the entitlement is crazy. Or, like, when I knew somebody was going to come back and, like, yell at me or something, I'd literally be like, I have to pee so bad. I don't know.

And then I would just make it someone else's problem. Like I would all the time be like listen to me I go no one's sitting anywhere if you keep talking to me like that. I swear to God It was my favorite thing to like talk back People would come in and like I have no control like what am I gonna go tell someone to get up like no There's just no time. Absolutely not and I'd be if it's the most frustrating thing in the world when you're like being nice to somebody and then they're rude back so then it's like girl

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Wait, what was I just going to say? It was so important. I blocked out Hannah. That's why I retailed and never food because I feel like retail customers Well, I loved it and I loved it. It makes you feel good to just be nice to people all day but when you're nice to someone and they're rude back, I'll literally be like, I dare you to fucking use that. I don't feel like you ever quote unquote retail. I retail.

she did she was a pakistan girl but for how long i thought you told me it was for like a couple weeks no that was one of the times i got fired several times all right or quit or just walked out or like wouldn't but i worked that was late i'm shocked i loved play-dohs i would always honestly i just like i would always go and like steal honestly i would like steal and then sell i think it's okay to steal from major corporations i hate to put that out there on

Yeah, that's what my mom says. I think you're, well, I think that's what she says. I don't know. Your mom's literally in the head bars. Not anymore. She's out. She's free. Third time's the charm. She's free. But it's like when they have so much money that it's like, and they're like a price, like Walmart, like steal. Like what? You wanted my $30? Like, fuck off. Don't, but like a small business or something, like never steal. No, of course.

But I had my history with shoplifting. I honestly learned my lesson. I remember my first time I got caught shoplifting was from Walmart, and it was a $6 ox cord. I was walking through the women's section. I ripped it out of its casing and shoved it in a rack full of sweatshirts. And there was a secret shopper, and what had happened was he was following me, and he literally saw me do it. And then when I was walking out, he goes, come with me. And I go, what? Because he was just in an ugly outfit. And I was like, what?

And I just kept walking and he was like, no, like I just saw you shoplift. Like you have to come with me. And they called my mom and I told her I was at work. Like, but I'm shoplifting high as fuck at Walmart. Like I got caught shoplifting a couple of times. I would be so scared. One time in high school, my two, like my two best friends got caught shoplifting. And so they called my grandparents.

You, I could see you feeling really good. Oh, I could never. Yeah. And I remember one, the other time was at Zoomies. I think I got like banned for life or something because I walked out with like three like thrasher shirts under my fucking hoodie. Like three, like layered up, like ready to go to Aspen. Like fully ready to hit the slope. I went to Zoomies for 48 hours. Wow. What a stretch. Yeah.

I had so many fucking jobs. There was just a hot boy. That was the time I like 28. What? Like, I'm trying to think of my, I, you know, I worked at a nail salon for like a really long time. Like cashier. Yeah. For like two years. Like front desk. I worked front desk. But I feel like it was probably like a really hot bougie one.

No, it was like, I mean, it, no, but it was like my friend, my friend worked there before me and she like, she wrote, I was like her reference. And so I would work, but it's like, no one could like talk to me or anything. Well, yeah. Have you ever worked at like a subway Panera? Like, have you ever worked at somewhere like, like, like, no, I worked at like, always restaurants. And then at one nail salon, but the nail salon was hard because they, they're like the language barrier. It was like, like, I felt so stupid all the time. And it was so bad for my self esteem. Cause it was like, I like,

- It's not their fault, it's not my fault and it's not their fault. - It's no one's fault. - But like, it was so frustrating and I could tell they just thought I was so fucking stupid. I'm like-- - You're just trying to make your coin. - I know. But they, like, you know, my name is still Brooke in Vietnamese, so like I always knew when they were talking about me. I'm like, "Tammy, I can hear you."

She was the best, so I missed them so much. By the end, they finally were like, okay, because they were really hard on everyone. They were so nice to me at the end. I was heartbroken when I had to leave. Isn't that a sad sentiment? I can remember certain people that I worked with that changed my life growing up. Me too. I'll never. But my first boss at Plato's, Chelsea Ferolia. She was awesome. Plato's really hit. I thought it was just an Iowa thing.

No, they have it everywhere. Like here? But imagine working there. People, homeless people would bring in clothes with like cockroaches and I would like cry. Wait, what? Yeah, it was awful. I don't think I could ever work there. Like the thought of going. Yeah.

And imagine telling people like there are 50 pairs of rock revivals you're going to give them $7 for and the way they would like. I would go in with duffel bags and the stuff that they would decline. I'd go in the next day and just give it to someone like somebody who wasn't there the day before. And then I would just keep doing it and the other stuff I would just take to like. But like families who like needed the money they'd cuss you out. It was just like. I just like take the L every time. I don't think I've ever like done that just because it's so it's age it's

Ruins your spirit when like a shirt really meant a lot to you and you really like, that was like such a good shirt. Oh, I always got rid of it. No, but then you do it and then they like don't even want it or they think it's worth $3. I know, you're like, I wore this all the time. It could literally be like a $2,000 Versace like velvet set and they're like, $7.25. Take it or leave it. Dead ass. I was that bitch. You're like, take it. And last night was like,

It was just like everyone was in one room so drunk and I was like front row just like and I remember hitting like physically actually hitting Ari from laughing so hard and he literally had to be like stop hitting me. Yeah you were aggressive last night you kept hitting everyone. And Tana would literally be like in the middle of like roasting someone on stage and I would stumble to the bar. First of all I missed her whole set because I was I would stumble to the bar. Ari would be like get another drink. I'd stumble to the bar. I'd go can I just have a cup with no ice no chaser just tequila. And

And I'd be like, but can I just drop? And then I had Isabella Uber me my Vax card. And I was waiting outside for like 30 minutes. You don't have a photo of your Vax card? You could have just had her send a picture of it. And I was outside for 30 minutes during her whole set. I come back, I go, wait, it's over? And apparently I was really drunk. I don't even remember. Dude, she killed it. You're going to see it on YouTube. Last night, what actually killed me though, is that normally when all my friends are blacked out, I'm blacked out. But because I had to like be on stage roasting, I wasn't drinking. Like not even because you had half of a dizzy wine. She was, I need to chill.

Well, if you could drink like a normal person, it would be one thing. But you're a slur. That's my thing is I can have one shot and it doesn't matter. I'm like, I don't want to be on stage. I write this. Yes. You're going to come over. You're going to. That's exactly right. There's no. So I love you. I love you. I know.

So I purposefully didn't black out because I was like, I can't be drunk to do this. So I'm sober for hours and hours and hours and I'm watching all my friends in the crowd just shot, shot, shot. I get off stage and I'm trying to talk to any one of them and everyone's feral. Just falling over. I was hammered. Everyone's hammered. Like everyone, everyone I know. And I was like, oh my God. Open bar? I took four shots back to back. Open bar was insane. Kyla, Kyla, they said that

Apparently, like, Josh and Bryce got, like, a new assistant or something. And that they, Kyla and Paige were, like, there was only two. No, Josh. Okay, Josh got a new assistant. And there's only two stalls. And I, apparently, I come stumbling with this girl. And this girl was screaming, Ever needs to get out. Ever needs to get out. Someone has to pee. Get the fuck out. And it was me and Kyla and Paige were, like, Lila?

No, Josh Richards, I love you to death. Your assistant last night was belligerent and awful. Awful, like screaming. And I'm like trying to be like in my zone. I don't remember meeting her. She took photos of me though. No, she fucking was like, I went in to pee in the bathroom and I have to be back on stage and we're trying to pee quick and it's me and Josie in the bathroom. She's like holding the door. She's like, I'll escort you. I'll escort you all. And I'm like, I don't need, I'm not at a convention. I'm here with all my friends. Like I don't need an escort. The full like, screaming. Standing here at Playlist Live. And so finally she's in the bathroom. She's like, do you need anything? Do you need anything, Taylor?

anything tana do you need anything tana need something guys guys everyone get out and i'm like i don't need anything i just need to pee and so then she's standing with her hands over the bathroom stall like i'm holding the door for you i'm holding i'm like it locks it locks you don't have to do this and i'm like oh she was just trying to be helpful you guys are pushing no like pushing girls like no like i would have liked that no and so josie was like hey um

she's pee shy. Like she, like she just needs you to like kind of like go away and she won't go away. And I have to be back on stage in like one minute. And it's just this feral woman's hands over the door, like holding it. And you know me, I'm sitting up with my underwear down. Tana learned the word feral. I know. And I was like,

I know. Nobody's ever going to hear the end of it. I'm so sorry. Can we get a Farrell count on this pod? We pull up because Brooke was waiting for an hour for Tana to get up and get here. And she goes, oh, Brooke's going to be Farrell. And it's weird because I think you've just gotten like extra. I'm like.

extra funny and i've always gotten so like i think there's been times where i've actually yelled that you guys are like been so annoyed that y'all like like steal my sayings but now i'm like wait i get it because literally i now i say prison and jail and feral and i'm just like wait i need to who started prison you started it was you and then i switched then she took it okay yeah i i didn't know if i stole it from almost everything i have is stolen from lila yeah all my oh my i need some new ones i actually have to stop saying fair

So I didn't pee though. Josh Richards, I didn't even get to pee at all because I couldn't pee. She wouldn't leave. She like would not leave the song. And I couldn't. So Josh, the UTI bill is being sent to you. And I kept telling her I'm shy. Oh, everyone already knew that. I'm sorry. I don't know why I keep wanting to tell you guys about that. I don't know. Wait, I'm just a buyer. Yeah, wait, but can I tell you something really funny that happened? It's all that funny. Sorry. Oh.

After the last podcast, like with Tim, I mentioned that I had a UTI in that episode. I was like, oh, I have a pretty bad UTI, whatever. And like, that's all I said, okay? I start getting DM after DM after DM. And then this girl starts emailing me these long, lengthy things. And she's like, I have chronic UTIs too. This is like what I, and I'm like, they're not chronic. Oh my God, you were like the, you were like the pink dog. I don't like, I'm not like a, like I'm not, I don't have like a perma UTI. You're like the face of UTI. Yes. I'm like for the UTI community. Oh my mouth.

And she was so sweet, like offering like help. But I'm like, we're so dramatic. Someone that lives with Tana, we like thought he might have had it. Doesn't, by the way, he went to the doctor. I don't believe it. We thought he had a staph infection and we pull up and tell Brooke and we're like all freaking out because I'm like, wait, oh my God, what if I get it and I can't go to the club? I can't go to Drake. No, Brooke looks at us and she's like, my mom had MRSA once and had to get half of her arm taken off the island. I'm like, oh my God. She got a baseball size chunk taken out of her arm. I'm like, wait, what?

She did. And they put the dressing that they put in it. Dressing? No, they put all this gauze. They fill it with gauze, and then there's a video of them pulling it and pulling it and pulling it. Sorry. They did that when I got my pussy. They were pulling for like a minute of just so much gauze stuffed up there.

Okay. I said it was like equivalent to like 100 tampons. They were just falling. That's crazy. This episode was this episode. I understand that. It was really good. I think I need to like come on more often. I think you carried. We're just dead. Bryce Hall's roast took everything out of us yesterday. I'm really excited for everyone to see that online. Drink Dizzy, drink Dizzy, drink Dizzy. But we're just really, really tired today. So we gave them another day. The other day I goes, Tiana, how do people even like buy Dizzy? Like do they go to Target? And she was like, no, it's online. But I go, how much is it? She goes, I don't know.

It's $29 for a case for four. Yeah, but it's a full bottle. Oh It is worth it well cuz you only need you need one to be like to really like feel dizzy Dizzy is the first like great thing That's the only thing that I was I will get behind for you I think I

Yeah, she was really letting him have it last night. Honestly, all my friends. She literally was feeding five for a month. I was outside during the first part of this episode watching people's stories because I don't have an Instagram and I was watching pages or something. I go, oh, we took a photo and then the next side's Amari at the club with me and I go, wait, Amari was at the club? You didn't see him blacked out. You were fine.

to me but i didn't see it was not fine to me yeah i don't know you were fine i was all these over last night i kept letting humbled out of the club oh my god i need y'all guess who was spitting in my mouth all night which is a horrible thing to say during the pandemic but my favorite fuck like that i've ever fucked and i'm just like no no no no don't don't say anything i have to think he's like my favorite person ever yes um but yeah we have to believe his name but

Okay. Podcast over. I want to fucking talk. Honestly, Loki, like, I had him, when I had an Instagram, I remember I saw him out or something and then he texted me the next day and this is when I was staying at the London with Caitlyn and he was like, should I pull up? Blah, blah, blah. And I'm so pissed he didn't, like, fuck the shit out of me and then punch me and break my knee. He's so good, man. I want him to, like, I want him to, like, literally, like, break my pussy the fact that I, like, need another surgery. Okay, guys. Thank you for tuning in to this week's episode of Canceled. Tanimusha is cancelled. A DWE Talent Production.

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