21: Episode 21: Planning Tanacon 2 with Tim Dillon
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And we're your hosts for Season 3 of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Can't do. Don't remember doing this at all. I can only hold myself accountable. Can't do. I am Jack!

Look how good my life is. So what else? Canceled. Tanimoja is cancelled. Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast.

Today we are here with one of my favorite people on this planet. I don't even know how I got you to agree to this. It was a text. It was very easy. It was very easy. I like the intro. I like it. It's black and white. Kind of like your newspaper reporter. Yeah. Yeah. And that's fun. Yeah. We are here today with Tim Dillon, who is one of, in my opinion, the greatest comedians of all time. Wow. That's very, very overdoing it, but that is sweet. You don't agree? No.

I think I'm good enough, but I mean, that's a very big compliment. You are the funniest motherfucker I've literally ever met. And I've been saving actually getting to know you for this podcast. I appreciate that. I also monetize most of my life and refuse to have any meaningful interaction outside of an ad-supported platform. Exactly. Yeah, I can't really bond with people unless there's money. I look at you as like you're kind of, and I know you said you like-

I don't know if the definition fits, but you're like an OG YouTuber. You've been around. It's so weird to think about because I don't look at myself like that when I think of OGs. I think of prestigious. And I just somehow made it like a cockroach. I somehow lived. Well, the thing I've always said about you, I said you were born in Vegas. And

Which is amazing because I think people that are born in Vegas just immediately die. I can't imagine someone thriving coming from Las Vegas, but you have. It's amazing to watch the whole thing. I think it's great. That's a really true sentiment. My parents took me to Tanacon when I was little. Oh.

I was a kid. That's a lie. But that's not what it would have been. Third degree burn. Yeah. We were standing outside screaming. My mother got melanoma. But you know what? We all realized that it was it's the thought that counts. I can say that she wants us to be inside. I kept saying that.

Yo, this podcast is going to be unhinged because it's going to be me just screaming the entire time because you're the funniest fucking person ever. I like that it's canceled. I mean, it's very, this is aggressive. The branding is aggressive. What I like is you kind of want issues.

You want problems. I've always been this way. Yeah, no, no, no. You want, you like a little blood in the water. 100%. Oh, yeah. Metaphorically, literally. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, no, I don't know why that is. I've always wanted issues. I think it's the trauma. But now, again, monetizing off the trauma. You've got to keep the people invested. And the way to do that, I think, a lot of times is with chaos and war. That's exactly right. Chaos and war. Oh, my God.

just I don't even want to talk I just want to let you keep fucking talking it's insane I just you you are so unapologetically you and you say whatever the fuck is on your mind they know what they're getting I feel like they click on you know what you're getting and if you're upset about that I don't

But I love that. I really am clicking on you every single second. I think you're amazing. You are just going like kind of viral for giving your opinion on the hype house. And I was like, I am so happy to have this man on during this time. I like, first of all, I like, I think the idea of child millionaires is very funny.

And I like it. And I like during the pandemic when I would go to BOA, all of these young kids who were running L.A. because all the older celebrities were afraid of getting canceled. So they wouldn't leave. But these young children were like running L.A. and they would pull up in these cars and they'd get out. There was mobs of them. There was like flash mobs of like these toddlers that were just strolling around.

Through BOA and- Just coked out at BOA, 15 millionaires. Yeah, and then, you know, the waiters and waitresses have to explain to them what Brussels sprouts are. And it's such a, it was so crazy. And only in LA does that happen. Like New York, where I'm from, which is like a real city, we don't allow that. You can't have that happen. But here, like Saddle Ranch became one of the biggest restaurants in Los Angeles. Saddle Ranch is objectively disgusting. It's chicken fingers. It's people eating chicken fingers.

But these children, these, you know, these kids made it like a famous. So it was interesting to me. And I realized like, I'm like behind the scenes, it's gotta be crazy, right? Everybody's fucking each other drugs. They hate their parents. Fuck you. You know, they love Trump. Probably many of them, I'm guessing. And, you know, you know, so I like,

because I want to see that. I want to see like the real shit and then the Hype House show which is very dull and kind of disappointing to me because it was everybody trying to be a good person. Like I know everyone's politically correct now and has to be for their brands but like I want to see the real shit. Like I want to see Addison Rae go I love Trump. You know,

You know what I mean? I think she did. Because the thing is, she's from Louisiana. She's full of crawfish and hate. Let it... But it's funnier if she... And I get it. There's things I love about Trump, but I can say that. But with...

with people you know certain people have to you know we would 100% just love to see her own it I agree we want to see people own it that's the exact that's the thing you know Madison Rae just came out and said you know what I said hi to him at that event and I love you fuck y'all fuck y'all everybody from where I grew up loves him we love him

Fuck y'all. I've been in this town 15 minutes, you know? So I just hope that one day they make a real show. Now it may need to be years later when all the brands have gone away and everybody's getting out of rehab because that is what's going to happen. That's where it gets tricky for real. No, it is for real because I mean, you just can't, you know, it's going to. I know. It's insane, I think, because a lot of my life is kind of seeing that, you know, like all these kids and what they actually do. And that's what we try to do here. But they've done it. Here's what I always say. Strip that away. You did it.

you're 18, you're a millionaire, you're fucking the hottest people in the world to you. You're, you're, you're on top of the world. It's not going to get in their world, right? And they're, you know, it's not going to get better. It doesn't get better. What do you think of Bryce Hall? I like him. I like him a lot. My favorite thing about him. I really do like him. My favorite thing about him is after he lost a fight, he went, I'm not a fighter. I never said I was a fighter. It was the greatest line. It was one of the funniest lines because he had said he was a fighter, but the,

the best way to deal with it the best way to deal with it which was kind of a brilliant thing I don't know whether he did it on purpose or not when he said I never said I was a fighter it was the funniest best way to deal with it because it gives everybody nowhere to go it's just it's the ultimate troll and it's fucking great

But he seems to be a fun guy. I wish with Bryce it was like purposeful. Like he definitely like, no, I think I love Bryce's death. I think he said that with his chest. I think he meant it. Whatever it was, it was like the, it was the most brilliant thing to say at that moment. But he's got heart, you know, the kid's got heart and you know, good for him. Not a fighter though.

40 street fights. I think he did okay. It made me think of him. It's weird as an adult to watch children, because some of them were kids. A lot of them were like built dudes, but then there was like, some of them were like literal children who couldn't fight and are just going like this. And I'm like, man, I don't know how great it is for our society to just be watching these 12 year olds pummel each other for like Rockstar Games or who's ever sponsoring this.

But hey, people enjoy it. Sincerely. Would you ever fight? Who would you fight? Chelsea Handler. Oh my God. I'd lose. I'd love that bitch. I'd lose, but I would, you know, we'd fight, I think. I found this. Yeah, this is a terrifying image that someone painted. A lot of my fans are in the depths of a very long, dark despair. For two. Yeah, no, I imagine. I imagine. Yeah.

It's so true. When you did that whole thing about your stalker, I'm like, is it one stalker? It's got to be like a... I feel like they probably have a group chat. The percentage of your fan base is creepy.

Right? Because you have the only fans in kind of thing. Yeah, it's either like gross men who, you know, they're just jerking their meat to my shit. Right. Or it's, you know, young traumatized girls and or guys who want to be like me, which is also, I'm praying for them as well. It's a lot of the mix. But do you get fan art? Do people paint you? Yes, yes. Some people paint me and this is a really scary...

I found it in my makeup chair here. I came here. It has a very bad energy. Well, number one, there's a nuclear explosion in the back. That's a minor detail. Just to let you know, that's where they are in their head. There's a nuclear bomb, I believe. Yeah, I know. Which is not, I get it. You look gorgeous, though. It's very sweet. It's very soft sculpted. Well,

I've kept it though as a creepy Tim Dillon fan it's been here we got here day one and it was just here by the makeup chair and I was like this is a sign I have no idea why it was here actually I'm just really happy that it's here I don't know but I want to talk to you about so many things I guess I mean I want to know I found you probably like

like six months ago. Yeah. It's more of a new thing. I was actually fucking this guy that I've known since high school. Yes. And we stopped fucking for him to show me you, which is kind of a strange thing. It's an odd place to inject me into. I'm not,

I was naked. Like it was like round two was happening. Then he was like, check out Tim Dillon. But then I was like, whoa, I love Tim Dillon. And that was how things kind of came about. I appreciate that. And I've been curious, like how long have you been doing this? I've been a comedian since, since late 2010. Really? And I started doing a podcast in 2015 and it started getting popular. I would say in like 2018. Yeah. And, and I moved to LA about that time. Really? And I focused on like making sketches and doing a podcast and doing more,

shit online because I love stand-up and I do a lot of stand-up and I love the art form of stand-up but as you know the internet's the future and it's the now it's not even the future it's literally this is where you gotta be so I just focus on being funny online and then just kind of doing the stuff that I wanted to do Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance I'm Marco Wendt and I'm Rick Schwartz

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What made you want to be a comedian? My mother's a schizophrenic. Okay.

I started doing coke at 13 really I think same can I yeah so you relate to the Hype House kids it's giving Hype House I had a fucked up childhood yeah it was I was doing all the things they were doing but it wasn't in a mansion there was no mansion there was no fucking you know and I was also like I could have you know like maybe you know built a brand but I had no idea I was there was nothing to do right except

you know, do blow in the suburbs and do a lot of drugs and. Yeah. Wait, where are you from? Long Island, New York. A few towns from Lindsay Lohan. Oh, okay. Thoughts on Lindsay Lohan. Have you ever met her? Fun, like her. Everyone from Long Island I like because even though they're, you know, often horrible people and I don't know that she is, I don't know anything about her, but I like her.

I like that she's, you know, real. Like she's real to me. She's not really a great actress. And yet, yeah, she's not really great at that.

That's the way I think she's amazing. That's what's awful about my... You're mentally ill, and that's okay. But she's not great, and the music is not great. The music is crazy. It's really awful. But people like that are my idols. I want to make shit music. I like that she's still around.

Even though we can't point to one thing she does and go, that's good. She was in Dubai for like 10 years. That is literally why she's my idol. You cannot point to one thing I do. You can't point to one thing and go, that was a good thing. Thank you for that. It is a talent in itself, though, to capitalize on having very little talent. It's a talent in itself to just hang on. That's awesome.

today just hang on baby with those nicotine stained fingers just grab on the fame and just keep it going yeah actually amazing amazing that's amazing it's awful do you smoke weed have you ever smoked weed I have but I'm sober now so I don't do anything now why'd you go sober well I thought it was the right move I mean I was like I feel that 25 I was like I got to get serious about my life and

Maybe I'll do it then. I'm 25. How old are you now? 23. It's amazing how much you've done at such a young age. That's crazy. You are literally...

Literally my biggest person ever. I don't think of you as 23. You look young, but I think of you as someone- I don't think I look that young. Well, I don't either, but I'm just walking it back. But I think of you- Yeah, you look old. I don't think she looks old, but I think of you as established and mature. Oh, I love that. It's all a facade. I'm just kidding. But I had a scandal for being 40. People actually would show your ID. I had to tweet it.

Well, Whitney Cummings claims she's 37, you know? Yeah, fair. Yeah, so anyone could just make anything up. You think she is very hot for someone who's in her early 50s. Why is that literally me? Yeah, but Whitney says she's 37, so anyone can say anything, and that's the beauty of this town. Do you think she'd fuck me?

I think if there was a brand deal involved, she would fuck anything. And why is that me? I mean, everyone says that. No, I mean, Whitney, if there's a brand deal around, Whitney will do Kegels with the D'Amelio girl. She doesn't care. Oh,

I went over her house one night. The cast of Cheer was there. I'm like, what is, what, what? What does this have to do? So it's all these like little meth head girls who do cheerleading and Whitney Cummings is like dancing in the backyard and they're all on ketamine. And you know, I mean, God love them, but it's, and I'm impressed by it. Right. Because that, I mean, again, it's like,

Just, you gotta stay irrelevant. You gotta stay in the game no matter what you have to do. Have I done ketamine to stay relevant? Absolutely. Yeah. No, I actually don't really like ketamine. It makes me feel like a horse, a tranquilized horse. I'm not, that's the point. Yeah. I know, but it's awful. I used to do it and I enjoyed it.

They say they're really depressed. I've done it by accident. Enjoy ketamine. Yeah, I mean, I just decided to kind of cut all of that stuff out, but I have problems. I'll smoke cigarettes occasionally and I'll eat the wrong foods and that king crab gnocchi at Boa's is really good. Oh my God. But you look great and I notice you eat a lot of shit. I eat awfully. You eat really badly because I watch your Instagram stories. Rotting burrito, like,

from three days ago. It's balanced out by the way that she doesn't wake up until 8 p.m. You eat like a Dallas housewife with one leg. I couldn't agree more. You do. No, I see what she eats. She's just putting broccoli and like cheese, but you look great. Broccoli, babe. Haven't had that in fucking years. But you look great. Well, thank you so, so, so much. I really, it's going to catch up to me. Oh no, it will. Yeah. It's going to be a day

Well, like a couple of years from now, I'm just going to be 26 and I'm going to be rolling you down the street. I'm going to look like Donatello Versace at like by 26. Do you think Tana is a super spreader? No, that honestly was the question. I just didn't want to be the one to say it. No, I think, I think, listen,

The reality is a lot of the influencers are young. They're healthy. They're in good shape. They're not at a ton of risk, right? They're not in an insane amount of risk, right? It's not like you're going into nursing homes and popping your pussy while people are dying. Don't underestimate my girl here. No, I mean, honestly, I would pop my pussy in a nursing home. That's not my demographic. That's not your demo, yeah. Haven't been there yet. But I mean, I get what you're saying. I'm not making out with Bryce Hall in a nursing home.

And I watched the whole stalker story. That's so insane to me. And it is crazy. You're a great communicator and you're funny. And it's sad that people are stalking you. But it's also really good for the brand. I don't think I'd have anything if it wasn't for the stalker story. No, you need to have people trying to climb in your windows and kill you. I couldn't agree more. It keeps you fresh. I'm also...

Yeah, completely for clout. If anything, though, I think if my life was just stable and boring, I would be really dissatisfied. Right. And that's definitely like a therapy thing. Like I should probably figure that out. But I mean. No, I think I identify with that. You got to keep the chaos. Yeah. Are you a chaotic person? Have you ever cheated on someone? In the gay world, there's no such thing as cheating, really. Really? See, this is why I'm pansexual. That's a loophole for you. Yeah, no, I don't.

Can you actually verbatim tell that to every girl I've ever dated? Yeah. I mean, well, that might be different, but I feel like there's more freedom there than the straight world.

But not always. No, but if you're living that life, I'm serious hats off to you. So yeah, do you date often? I have people I hang out with more than will like, but I don't know if it's like a formal thing where like, it's like we're going to get married. Like in the straight world, it's like things build to things. Which is awful. Yeah, well, not for some people. Or they don't, which is how it works for me every time. I think like for a lot of, it's like we're having fun. I'm having fun, hopefully. Have you ever been in love?

I think maybe. Do you feel like you possess non-emotional or sociopathic tendencies? Absolutely. I think you kind of have to in this town to have some level of success. I agree. I think it's a spectrum of sociopathy. I'm not. We love you. I have narcissistic tendencies, but I'm also so emotional, so I don't have the sociopathic tendencies.

And that's what makes you a far better individual than me. You can't feel everything. I'm emotional, but I'm also far less successful. No. You can't feel everything in LA, right? You have to put some of it, you have to tuck it away and push it down. I'm trying to feel anything. Deal with it later or after your death. Because you know what's funny about doing this is everyone that comes on you have such a history with. 100%.

100%. Like everyone who's come down, comes on here, like you've slept or you like. No, yeah. You can stop there. That's true for everybody. Or you've been in relationships with them or they, you've stolen from them or they've stolen from you or you've been in a lawsuit with them or you've, they've called the cops on each other. There's been a domestic, a B&E, a breaking and entering, no one pressed charges. Like there's been a lot of like, when I watch it every now and then there's such a deep history. And I feel like because you've never like tried to attack me with anything. You,

are one of the first guests I haven't slandered fucked or seen yeah I'm new yeah I'm excited yeah no you're and you're just so enamored usually the podcast you'll sit down someone will sit down and you're like all right this is my bestie you ate my ass I tried to kill you water under the bridge and it's so awful that I'm like that I just really have to stop doing that well it's you know what it is the people love it the people need it you're like Tina Turner but you beat yourself

You know what I mean? Like, if there was no like. I couldn't... I actually... I really do think I beat myself often, metaphorically, if anything, with the ways I choose to ruin my own life. Yeah. It's awful. Now, the canceling... It gets wild with the YouTubers. I was just going to say... Yeah, it's crazy because I used to really live and think it was the end of the world. I remember the first time I was canceled, I was like, oh, I'll just kill myself. It's fine. I lived and now I'll die and it's, you know, it's nothing else. The first time. Not... Oh, okay. Yeah. Now it's, you know, you build up a wall to it and

Well, I think I also kind of came up in this influencer space and the canceling in the beginning was like detrimental life ending. You think it's all over. Right, because it's a mob of people telling you all the time to like kill yourself. Yeah, and you think everything you've worked for is gone. That's like the D'Amelio show, which was kind of funny, where it's like the girls, because, you know, the parents are like, you know, because they have no interest in... I'm scared. No, no, I'm not going to say anything, but I just, what's great about those parents is they have no interest in fame or money. None. So what's funny about that show is they were like...

They were like, yeah, if it ever gets too much for the girls, we'll yank them out of L.A. Literally the first episode, the girls are like, everyone's saying I should kill myself. And they're like, wipe that turd off your shoulder. They're like, sometimes I don't want to live. They're like, come on, get out of here. And then they're like, if it ever gets too much, if it's ever too much, if it ever hurts our family, we're moving out of here. They're in like a huge castle. They're like, yeah, if it's ever too much.

I'm not going to lie. I respect them. I respect them too. Well, they're better parents than most. Like I was just in an LA club. They haven't sued the girls yet. Right. Yeah. So my standards are also, you know, bare minimum. It's basement. I was in an LA, I was in an LA club the other night. I'm one of the more famous parents in this space. I won't say who they were. I saw them doing a bunch of cocaine and I was like, holy shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Everywhere. I know who it is. I know who it is. By the way, I absolutely know who it is. And you, yeah. Oh, totally. So much cocaine. Yeah. And they're the parent of this. Fun guy though. Can we be honest? Super. Fun guy. What is he supposed to do? Go to the library? No.

100%. Life worked out. Listen, if you have a daughter or son and they're making tens of millions of dollars jumping on a trampoline, you are supposed to go out to L.A. and shove grout in your face. Honestly, truly, I guess my thought in my head in that moment was like, at least the D'Amelios don't do cocaine. Again, I'm at the bit of a... They are great, though. I do love them, but the other parents... Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Would you ever have a kid and make them famous? No.

If I had a child, it would only be to make them famous. I would never want them to have any other experience on the planet than being as famous and rich as humanly possible from the youngest age. Like if I could train my two or three year old to start thinking in terms of brand identification early, I would. I have no interest in a child that's like trying to read books or form relationships. No, all they're reading is talking points.

Yeah. No, I want, I want fame. Now what happens to these kids? Cause you know, some of the Madcon, you remember the Madcon. Yeah. Some of those Madcon kids, you know, it's, it's rough. I'm on and off dating a Madcon kid. It's awful. Well, God bless her to be off. But is it hard when, because you know, is it hard when you grow up in that influencer space? No, I, I mean, I look at like difficult to transition and other things. It seems like Cameron Dallas was the face of Madcon forever. And I, I like, I've known him for a

long time. There was that show on Netflix. Chasing Cameron. He used to be like a nice dude too. He used to be a monster though. Insane. Like, no, but I just mean partying insane, fucking bitches insane, insane, like more than anyone I've ever seen. But that's the point. But now he's like, our God is greater and he's fully fucking sober. But that's what you do. Yeah. After it's over, you move to Orange County, you marry a baseball player and you go to one of those churches where they rock out and they go, Jesus wants you to own a

boat because there's nothing left to do it's really the way that's the plan all the happiness out of you so there's two things left to do drugs or Orange County Christian mosaic culture and I'm not gonna lie I'm taking notes like that is yeah two years I think I need less man I don't I see you choosing drugs actually I do too but I'm just saying if in the off chance I can somehow choose the ladder listen I'm baseball player Orange County God wants you to have a boat that would be great for me right for me but

me but like I think that that's what a lot of the influencers end up doing if they don't trade like Shawn Mendes transitioned into this massive career yeah do you think that like the Madcon kids are like people who grew up in that era like regret it like because now they see like Addison well I think what happened is like there was no infrastructure there like people people were podcasting years ago and there was no money in it yeah so I think with those kids or whatever I

I don't know much about it, but I think there was not an infrastructure to build the type of businesses around them. Yeah. That now, cause now like. Which leads to great depression as well. I'd be so fucking depressed if I saw that. Because here's the thing, like you see these kids now and they just, people descend upon them and show them how, like, I remember like you, Josh Richards is like a business guy. Yeah. And he's like doing all these.

Yeah, and Josh Richards is almost modern day Cameron Dallas. That's why Michael Gruen, which would be crazy. You know Michael Gruen? Oh, yeah. So Michael Gruen would put me in group texts with like TikTokers and then big business people. And I didn't know why I was in any of them. And Michael Gruen would just text me and go, Tim, meet Warren Buffett and Bryce Hall. Yeah.

And I go, what are we doing here? It's so fucking dream group chat. Gruen's famous for just putting you in a group text with people that have nothing. He's like, here's Eric Schmidt that runs Google and, you know, Ryland Storm. I'm like, what is this? Why are we doing this? But,

That's actually so true. The Madcon kids were unfortunately the blueprint for kind of doing it without that accessibility. So, Gruen's one of those dudes who helps these kids make money, right? Oh, yeah. He's a smart guy. Oh, yeah. He's like, you know, he just got a gastric. He's doing good. They saw him in half.

And I appreciate it. A bypass? Yeah, he's open about it and he's loving it. I know him. I don't know a lot about him. I just hear really wild rumors about him. He's an amazing, he's a legendary guy. He's a Batman villain.

Is he? Yeah, he's an amazing guy. I'm a huge fan. Okay, I love that. I really don't know a lot about him, but I mean, it is incredible. Have you ever been like canceled in this space? How do you feel about cancellation? People get mad at me all the time for many different things. I have no idea why. I don't mean to ever do that, but I just don't know how to not do that. And my friend Joe Rogan does that too because he told everyone that freshly fallen snow cured COVID. Oh.

Is it not? So now people are finding out it is not, but he believes that is a treatment. Now people are upset about that. So I think you just have to learn how to, you know, roll with the punches, right? I'm lucky enough to have a job where I get to talk shit and make money. So when I talk shit, people get mad and that's part of it. And that's cool. That's cool. As long as they don't start going at your money. Yeah.

Yeah. Which is what sucks. That's when I think it's too far. That's why you have a good place. Because if anything, I think in the influencer space, if you are canceled, that's exactly what people want. Take all your money. My thing is I have a Patreon where I have a podcast and I have like 40,000 people that subscribe. We're like the number two show on Patreon. Would you ever have an OnlyFans? I wouldn't because I cannot compete with you in that space. I can compete with you here.

But I would love to see a Tim Dillon. It might be great. It might be great. I think so, too. I feel like you might have a different like target market situation for sure. Like, you know what I mean? I always wonder, do you think that she has like mostly men or like, do you think you have a lot of like fans who are just like, oh, wonder what she's posting? And they're like, oh, what's that? Both. Honestly, absolutely both. Yeah, I could see you like jacking off with comedy and I could like really. You put a lot of work in your only fan.

You do. Yeah, you work so hard. No, I see like photos of you. You dress up like Little Bo Peep and everything. You really give them... She's dressed up as Little Bo Peep right now. Don't you do like Little Mermaid and then you're like, it's a little mermaid that's anal. Like you do...

You give them a lot. That's a real one. See, honestly, I'm going to write down that idea because I need to get on that. No, absolutely. I've yet to do any porn, though. Well, that's true. But I'm, but I honestly, like, what do you think? Do you think, what do you think? About you and porn? Do you think I should transcend it? I think at this point, I feel like we all feel like you have, even though you haven't. That's the whole thing. You might as well.

We feel like you have. So I feel like you shouldn't. So true. Because we all, like if you put a gun in my mouth and said, has Tana Mongeau done porn? I would say, oh, yeah. And I think everyone would feel that you've done that. So I feel like you've done it without having to do it. I kind of agree. You've done it. And the sad part is, is I'm so demented that I'm like, I still would like want to. Now, what's what is interesting about it? It's just the idea of getting paid. Yeah.

I think it's the controversy of it all. The controversy, yeah. She's 100% right. I don't know the idea of it. It just sounds so bad. Would you leak a sex tape? I want to do it so bad. I've yet to come across the perfect opportunity. You've got to find the right person. She's like, if anyone wants to fund it. Yeah, if anyone wants to fund it. Who would you be your dream sex tape counterpart?

I'm honestly just looking for extreme fame. Oh, okay. No, but not. So Obama? I would die to fuck Obama. How far are we going to go here? I would pay every dollar I've ever made just to see Obama in a sex tape. I would die just to fuck Obama. Do you know Obama is like my number one celebrity crush probably? I had no idea. Yeah.

I literally, I just said that. I had no clue that it was. No, I really, I really like, there's just something about Obama that really does. It's the voice. But that's awful to say. Now you do women and men. You're all over. It's fun. It's great. I love everyone. It's absolutely insane. It's, which is way worse for me. Obviously, I think.

Are there a lot of people like that in the influencer space? They're kind of like, everyone's just good looking and rich. It's like, let's all just fuck each other. 100%. And that's the thing is it's like, I'm very honest. Are the dudes like that? Or they're more? The guys are almost worse. I'm honest about it. And everyone's like, oh my God, she's such a slut. And I'm like, your favorite, you know, like goodie influencer. But girls can be more honest about it than dudes can.

You think so? I think so. No, for sure. For sure. There's still a stigma. Girls experimenting and stuff is like hot and then guys get like scrutinized for it. Right. There's a stigma with dudes, I think. I guess. I mean, I really don't know. I just, it's funny for me to see all these goodie influencers. I'm like, damn, I wish people didn't think I fucked everyone when I did sometimes like them, you know? Right. It's kind of iconic and good for them, but I don't really know. What else do I want to know about you? Talk to me about the NFT space.

I'm going down to see the NELC guys tomorrow and they're gonna, I'm sure they'll talk to me, but it's weird. I think it's interesting because I think maybe, and I, this is the hope, is that it just gives people more freedom, like artists, creators, comedians, musicians, more freedom to build a fan base and,

not participate in this legacy system of Hollywood that may or may not work for them. Right. So you may be an incredibly talented person. Hollywood may not work for you. So in it, for you to go directly to market direct, you know, figure out a way to kind of issue NFTs that may give people, you know, that'll allow people access maybe, you know, and right now it's very art and it's the space is crazy because everybody's like,

pictures of apes are selling for half a million dollars. So people are like looking at this going, what the hell is this? And right now there's a lot of people in space that just want to make a lot of money. But I think long-term you might see people issuing NFTs that have real, real value, intrinsic value. And those, you know, those contracts give you access to certain things. It might be live shows. It might be bonus content. It might be, you know, merch, whatever it is. It's a way to kind of,

you know monetize i don't know what you just said i'm just kidding yeah you do you know you've had meetings you know the deal you will turn your labia into an nft that's what i'm saying you know what you're doing that's about as far as i know play dumb you're a savvy woman i'm actually just joking you're a savvy woman it was a good time to make that joke but i know my thing lately has actually just been hitting on rich guys and making them buy me nfts and then acting like i know

And it works. It's been working really, really well. And that's so, yeah. So I'm using what I have. Now, when you do like an indecent proposal, you're in Vegas, somebody goes half a mil to fuck my husband. You're in. Duh. Yeah. Is the sky blue? Do bears shit in the woods?

Are you kidding me? See, that I love. That's what I love about you. That's what I like. That would be awful if I didn't do it. That's what I like. Half a million, baby. You're upselling the fuck out of me. Yeah, it's a good point. I was being very kind. But I get it. Yeah, I'm with it. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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It's actually funny. My friend, she sugar daddies a lot. Yeah. She is always going to meet with these like billionaire sugar daddies. And I'm like, I want to fucking go so bad. Like, please. I want to do that with you. And she's like, do your fucking brand deals. And I'm like, why would I like? Why? Just hop on a cock. It's easier. It's so easy.

It's easier. Oh, and men are just so stupid. Like, are you kidding me? Like, it's just, oh my God. I can't. How many energy drinks can there be? You know what I mean? Exactly my point. We get it. Now, do you have your own products? Have you gone in your own line? Yes, I'm about to release my wine called Dizzy. I know you don't drink, but I would love for you to come check it out. I will give it to people. I'll come to the launch. See, and that's really hot. I absolutely will come to the launch. I'm so excited. It's launching on the 25th of January.

It's like, she's like, she's like, hey, my new, my new hard seltzer blackout debuts tomorrow. It's an interesting way to look at it. You know, drink at your own risk. Be cautious, be safe, be gorgeous. Of course, be cautious, be safe, but more importantly, be gorgeous. I had,

one at the photo shoot and I was like really drunk. No, they get you very drunk, I can't lie. But at the same time, I've been drinking for free since birth. Yes, yes. You know, and it's like how much more time am I going to, you know, work so hard to black out at the club? Now what kind of, is it a Cabernet? Is it a, do you even know what kind of wine it is? Imagine it's like a glass. She's like, it's delicious. Are you aware of what it is? Like there's apple

apples in it is it a jug wine like what exactly it's a sparkling white wine it's like a pinot grigio it's like a grige it's a pinot grige yeah exactly that um no i i did spend a lot of time curating it which just means i drank so i wanted to come up with a steak sauce it's very hard you want to come out with a steak sauce yeah we're in the works but it's very very difficult what would you call it um

I don't know, racism? No, I don't know. Just following your lead of just calling it anything. No, literally, it's beautiful. No, I have no idea. But it's tough, right? Because these products are not as easy to come up with because you want them to be good. It was so hard drinking so many wines until it was perfect. Right, I do forget that's probably fine. Well, by the time she got to it, it was like she was drunk. She didn't know what it tasted like. No, I mean, she's not wrong. I mean, it was a lot of just drinking and tasting, but at the same time, it was perfecting and making it perfect. You know, I want it to be very on brand.

You go out a lot. You party a lot. So much. Because it's part of the job. And that's what I tell myself on the third day of an L.A. club night bender, that I'm just working so hard. Part of the gig. And you can get into any club in L.A., right? You're just that person. Well, I appreciate it. Yeah, it's one of my many talents. I'm so talented. I'm so talented.

No, but yes. I mean, like, if I just stopped partying entirely, I think that it would be so off brand if I went to rehab. But, like, actually it is.

It is. No, you have to really, you have to go and party. I mean, like I, Paris Hilton was genuinely my mentor for a minute. Like, so I took a lot in about, you know, the being seen, being the party girl, doing your thing for a part of your brand. And it does work. And until, you know, like I said, until it's showing physically or I just croak, I'm going to keep doing it. Well, that's beautiful. That's a beautiful story. When do you think it's an inspirational story? Like now she's like a philanthropist.

I don't know when I'll transition like her. Wait, who became a philanthropist? Oh. What is she doing? Well, now she's just like married and a...

I was like, I don't think that's, I think that's provably untrue. Well, she's definitely not doing what she used to. You're 100% right. Now she's not doing what we're doing. She definitely is fighting for good causes and she's married and she's working with charities. She's trying to get people out of the little home. What are the little homes? I guess they kidnapped her in the middle of the night and took her to this home. It was a correctional facility. They kidnapped Paris? Yeah. And they put her in a correctional facility? Yes. Her parents, I don't mean to be loud,

Oh, my God. And there was no reason for it?

Well, that's up in the air. Right. So now she's trying to get other people out. She's trying to, yeah, she's like, she's exposing these facilities in like one's life. They are. I had some friends get sent to them back in the day. It's a thing that like the, you know, the parent or guardian pays for to send the kid away. But what happens at the camp is- But it's very inhumane. Right. It's a bad situation. Right. It's like, who else got sent their bad baby? Wait, actually, that's a bad example. Oh my God. What do you think about bad baby? Yeah.

You know, I believe we, as a society, we have 30 to 40 years left before there is just mass chaos and violence on the streets and the energy grid is maybe partially off and it is just an ungovernable society where we will descend into small armies of people that fight each other for resources in the street. Okay. But that song, White Horse, White Bitch, White Right, it ain't bad. Jeez.

It ain't bad. No, she's a natural. White Jays, you know, whatever. I mean, it ain't bad. Her music's great. But there's got to be something said about a society where one of our biggest stars is someone who, like, threatened to, like, karate chop her mother in the throat on Dr. Phil. Yeah, her mom fucking sucked, though. My idol. Yeah.

Bad Baby's my idol. Yeah. Yeah, no, listen. She's an icon of my time. She's good. We used her music in a video once, and she didn't copyright strike. I guess so. No, I'm with it. I'm with Bad Baby, and yeah, God love her. I feel like Joe Rogan right now. Yeah. Do you? Do you?

No, it's only because you're probably one of the only Joe Rogan guests that would agree to come on my podcast. That is potentially true. It's so, so true. But I would love that to not be true. I would love more of Rogan guests to come here. Honestly, it would be amazing. I would love you to go on Joe.

Honestly, I would absolutely die too. I don't know if that's ever going to happen. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little bit of a reach. You know what I mean? It would be an interesting mixing of people. I feel like he's made you a lot more mainstream. It was almost when you first started. He's 100%. Yeah. When you first went on Rogan, I felt like a little hipster. I was like, I knew him before I blew up. He's like the amazing, like, you know, he's the reason that I have anything going on. I mean, other than the fact that- Your dynamic is incredible, though.

Utterly incredible. Well, he's a good friend of mine, so it's like a legit friendship. Yeah. And I respect the hell out of him and what he's done for other comedians. He really is. I was watching you the other day, and all the comments were like, thank God Tim Dillon needed to be here. We needed his insight. And what they needed your insight on was the Ghislaine Maxwell-Jeffrey MC trial. Yes.

I too would like to hear your insight on that. No, you were saying something about how you still believe there are kids going down a water slide at Epstein Island. Well, here's the deal. What is it? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Do you think Epstein Island, that was a great point. I think it's wrong. Like, obviously it's a tragedy. It's a horrible situation, right? This is the part. Daily Mail. Say hi to Daily Mail, guys. But here's what I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying. Not everybody wants to work at The Gap. You know? No!

So a lot of kids lost their jobs. Yeah. Oh, I just got a gap. And it's horrible. It's bad. But the Hype House can only have so many people in it. Do you think, Brooke just made a really good point a second ago. Do you think that Epstein Island is now currently vacant? Yeah, like who's- Yeah, no, it's vacant, but I think somebody will buy it because people don't care. Do you think it's like a house that someone just died in? Like there's a discount? Um.

I don't think there's a discount for that island. I think as islands go... I'm like, I'm about to put in an offer. No, somebody is going to come buy it. Nelk will buy it. And they will open a crypto gambling casino on it. And I'm the first person there. Just like I'm the first person at TanaCon when you bring it back. Yeah. Oh my God. I want to get booked at TanaCon. When TanaCon comes back, I'm having my agent... Everyone's saying, realistically, I would love to go to TanaCon. I would love to do a comedy show at TanaCon.

Now the problem is going to be... You're going to need an umbrella, first of all. I'm going to need... Well, I watched that whole documentary. Dude, the jawline documentary fascinated me. And I did an episode on my show about it. Did you? It was very interesting. Yeah. I've never seen that. As a fan, I've never seen that. It was very interesting watching that documentary about people trying to make it as... Because it's like every kid in America wanted to...

you know, do the shit that you guys did. Right. So they were like, they were like, they'd be like 30 people. And they're like, Hey, Hey guys, it's just me. Love you guys. Check it in. And then it was so sad. What was crazy about it is like the fans, it's okay. The fans of these kids, you would think that they were just like, Oh, they're cute. They're hot. A lot of these fans were like, they're the only people that believe in me, you know? And you were like, Oh, this is,

like, wow, this, I'd underestimated how deep the connection was between influencers and their fan bases. And the fan bases, a lot of times were like really relying on that content. Like they were like, they were very like the fit. They were like, we're really, really sad. And the only thing makes us happy.

I grew up like that. Connect with these people. It's crazy. So it is why, because it's a different thing. Yeah, like the relationship that like people have with influencers as fans versus like actual celebrities is different because like the, you feel. No one cares about actual celebrities. Yeah, and you don't feel as connected to them as you do with like an, like she's so, like people come up to her and say things that are like not okay to just say to like a,

No one cares. If Sandra Bullock was eaten by wild dogs, it would be a news story, but no one would care. Like no one would give a shit, right? Even though Sandra Bullock's an amazingly talented woman, no one feels connected. There's no connection to her. You're on your floor. People are trying to kill you. You're trying to kill them. You're crying. You're screaming. You're overdosing in a tub.

People love that. Foreshadowing. They want it. Not the foreshadowing part. No, you're 100%. Well, I grew up like that. I grew up really connected to like- Who were the people that you watched? That's interesting to me. Shane Dawson. Wow, yeah. Says a lot about me. He's OG. That's the old school. I grew up like so connected. And Dolbrick, or is he like your contemporary? Or was he before you? We came up at the same time. He's just far more successful, talented, smarter, everything. That's why I look up to him. That was like- Well, because I was- Before I knew her, I was like a fan, like a-

Not of you, but... Like, I was a YouTube super fan, so I was like, I came up with them, and I was like, these are my best friends. Like, if I saw them out, I probably would say something like, oh, my God. 100%. It's a very different thing. So I'm like that different generation of, like, I grew up not with that connection. That was my struggle, honestly, with Dobrik, when I was a kid.

when he had his hair cancellation. Well, he shot those people in the massage parlor in Atlanta. Yeah, that's what I heard. That's how I found you. That's how I found you. And that was wrong. But it wasn't racially motivated. That was the first thing he showed me and it was hysterical. That was the first thing I ever... Would a guy like him laugh at that or would he not laugh at that? No. No, in life, David, I feel like David would enjoy your comedy. Because when we did that, I wondered, I said, would someone like him think this is funny? Yes. I can say yes to that. I think he would be terrified to publicly think that that's funny. Well, his...

Well, no, not publicly. Just like privately get a chuckle out of it. For the people that don't know, I found Tim Dillon based off of a video when David Dobrik had first had a scandal where you were just, why don't you take it away? Well, I just said that because it was the Atlanta massage parlor shooting and I said this was wrong for David to have done, but I understand it. And I think we should let him have some of his brands back. And it was funny because it was, you know, he didn't do it.

That's why it's funny because he's innocent of that. Yeah. And that's what was funny about it.

No, it was. He definitely would think that's funny. It's more so also he has a lot of young people watching him. Of course. He, unlike me, cares about maintaining a brand. Yes. And, you know, killing it in where he works. And he does. I'm taking it day by day. God love him. Yeah, seriously. He's great. I would love to see a Tim Dillon, David Dobrik interaction. Well, there's probably lots of people that would prevent that that, you know, are on his payroll. Yeah, there's a lot of people on his payroll. And I would advise that. I get it. I would live, breathe, and die for it. I can't even lie.

No, but I'm actually a big fan of you too because like-

you're a symbol of something. What? Well, no, no, no, truly. Maybe survival, but you work your ass off. Thank you. Literally. Depends on the day. Talk to them. I'm like, they are me, actually. It's awful. I'm one of those influencers. When I see what you do, it's not easy. I know everyone goes, oh, it's easy to party and collapse on the floor every night, but I don't think it is. That's hard work.

I don't think it is. I look at you and I go, you're killing it and you're in your way and how you do it. And I respect that because gay guys like a little bit of a mess. You're a little bit of a mess in a very good way.

If you were a straight man, you would hate me. All my straight friends, when you said, they were like, please take care of that. They're like, we just want to like that. When I said that I liked your podcast. Yeah, I'm like, I don't fuck women. They're like, it doesn't matter. She's so hot. Oh, really? No, they're into it. My friend Joe is such a big fan.

Should I fuck your friends? That would mean we could get closer. Yeah, I mean, sure. Some of them have wives, but I don't even think their wives care. Speaking of, I guess, me and my brand and collapsing on the floor, someone who really has inspired me across my career, and not always, you know, she does some things that are very questionable. She's just laying back. Sorry. Hey.

Do you know, actually, when I was with Jake Paul, we had a full-blown scandal where people, like paparazzi were following us at the house saying that we were trafficking children under his house. I thought that was real. I believed that. And people were calling me modern-day Ghislaine. I did not know that.

But all I can say is I'm proud of you. There is a certain level when you get accused of human trafficking, you're on the right path. Which was awful. In this town. You know you're doing well in Hollywood when someone thinks you're trafficking kids. I guess that's honestly a valid point. It's a great point. It's the goal.

It's the major goal, but I was going to say, I'm kidding. Jokes, jokes. I'm not, again, at the time, I wasn't. Trisha Paytas. Yes, Trisha Paytas. The show that showed with Ethan Klein, Frenemies, I watched every episode. So did I. When they used to dress up and it was the funniest thing ever. What are your thoughts on Trisha Paytas?

I don't know much about her. I mean, I was going to ask what we were talking about earlier with Bryce and how he like he you thought it was brilliant how he was the fight and how it was like almost unintentional. Do you think that Trisha is intentional in the way that she's chaotic? So that's what if I don't know someone, I can't ever know that. But I will just say it's a whirlwind of entertainment and spectacle, which is what I think that section of the Internet demands, right?

and she does it, right? 100%. And I think all of you guys, to the extent, and I do it to the extent that I can in my little world of like my fucking crazy, you know, whether it's a video or saying whatever I say, like I think that she's kind of mastered that. Again, I've never met her. I don't know how much of something is planned and how much of something just happens organically, but whatever it is, it works because it's like,

It's a circus. Yeah. And you're at the circus and it's a spectacle. And that's what I think the internet demands. 100% agree. I agree. I look up to her. I was hoping for some insight. I'll have to put you on to more Trisha Paytas. I feel like you would really enjoy it. The things I've seen, I mean, I can't stop watching. I guess that's the point. If you like how chaotic she is, you would, oh my God. I mean, that's the point, right? To not want to stop watching. Ever. Whatever I've seen, I've been like, this is really good.

Like in the sense that it's not the godfather, but you know what I mean? She's not my princess. But when I watch it, I go, I want to watch it. I don't want to stop watching. Buenos Dias World from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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You know what else I want to know your opinion on currently in pop culture before I move on to other things? Yeah. I hope that's what I think. Honestly, I've had so many guests on that won't speak on this right now, which is so ridiculous. I will. Yeah, I know. No, and it's not even that. Kanye, Kim, Julia Fox, Pete Davidson. Don't know much about Julia Fox. Good for Pete. Right. I mean, I think Pete, I don't know anything about

The dynamics of the Kanye. Do you know Pete personally? I don't. We've met. He's a nice guy. No one's ever going to help us. Here's the deal. I don't know. If she broke up with Kanye and now she's with Pete,

and there was no fuckery, then what's the problem? I don't know. There's other layers I'm unaware of. I've been focusing so much on the COVID and the murder in LA, I have forgotten to really get under this topic. But is there more going on than I know? Did you see the other day? So Kim had a birthday party for her daughter, Chicago. Stop with the names. Stop with this.

I don't care how rich they are. Eventually they're going to grow up and go, stop naming me dumb shit. Wait, so if you had a kid, would you name him like some typical ass, like Abby? I wouldn't be like, here's St. Louis. It's dumb. It's stupid. And here's the deal with Kim and Kai. Kanye's a genius. I have a ton of respect for Kim. She works really hard. But... You know I'd name my kid. I don't know if that's a relationship that was going for the long haul because it seems like...

They have other, you know, plans, right? I mean, you just know I'd name my kid, like, White Claw. No, you'll name your child anything that, you know, will come to you with a check. And that's beautiful. I'll make the Daily Mail is what it is. I name the child Check. No, I mean, you'll be like, this is my son, Blue Chew. And I think... And there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that. No.

No, but what? So Kim had a birthday party for the kids. And I guess Kanye wasn't invited. And he posted on his story. You really didn't see this. He was like, I didn't. He was like, I was not invited to the birthday party. No one will answer me. And then I guess Travis Scott sent him the address. And then Tristan.

No, Travis, I think. I think. Because everyone's like, why was Tristan there? Yeah, send him the address, though, whoever. And he was going. And then everyone, did you not see the scandal? To know what happened when he got there. Everyone just was like, oh, Kanye is finally there. Like, no one would let him into his own kid's birthday party. That's fucked up.

A lot of people were saying... But is that Pete? Does Pete have anything to do with that? Well, I... Right? Did you see Kanye? The men... Here's the way I feel about this. The men in the Kardashian orbit don't seem like they're ever running the show. No. It seems like they're kind of... How could you? Right? So when you look at the way things happen and why they happen, I feel like...

I feel like there's just an inertia that the Kardashians are this powerful planet that moves things the way they move. 100%. So I think anybody in that orbit, in that web, you know, it's kind of hard to be. I want to get moved by one of the Kardashians. Calling the shots. Sincerely. I want to be Addison Raid by one of the Kardashians. Yeah. And it'll never happen to us. It's so awful. Oh, God. It's literally so awful. But so do you prepare for a post-Kardashian world?

No. Interesting. When they die, I kill myself. I have nothing to live for. Because I wonder because you know, they have so many successors. Now they have this whole army of children that are just going to come. You may be right. That's so true. You may be right. They may be the most enduring American dynasty. They will. And Chris Jenner is going to be alive years and years beyond us. The Roosevelt's, the Bush's.

The Rockefellers. These are politicians. You can Google it later. But the point is, yeah, it's not a huge deal. You were like, are they trap rappers? Yes, some of them. That's what I thought. But no, no, no. I mean, it's weird that the Kardashians, man, but I get it.

They're, you know, they've worked. I'm not even shameful about it anymore, though. Like, I feel like you're supposed to be ashamed of, like, worshipping the Kardashians. I'm not at all. I feel like that's, like, my religion. I think that if it's going to be somebody, it might as well be them. And who else is really going to, you know, teach me to remain scandalous and profit off of them? Have you not? You don't have any dealings with them? Oh, I've had a lot of Kardashian scandals and interactions. But every time I talk about them...

Every time one of those happens, it's just awful. She has Stormi as her wallpaper. I remember that. I got canceled worldwide for having a meme of Stormi as my lock screen. But that's because all the Kardashian friends were like, this is weird.

And do they ever directly contact you? Do they leave like a dead animal on your stoop? How does it work? I just send a hit man. How does it work? My stoop. No, no, it's just. Do they leave like, you know, like some type of. Well, everyone was saying it was like weird for me to have Stormy as my walk screen, but I just like love the meme. I love, like, I just like love the Kardashians. It's like a cute, exactly. It's like a cute photo. The people who were making that weird was what was weird about it. Like for, in some ways I'm like, okay, like I've never had a kid, so I don't know what that's like, but like.

To make it this huge thing about how you're like this major creep because you have this cute ass kid on your wall. To be fair, if it was like someone's like secret child, I wouldn't be like weird. Yeah, but you could Google Stormy. But some people would say, some people would accuse you of going, you almost know that that's going to get attention. It was never ever before that. I just thought it was like a cute photo and a funny meme. Like our friend group just had like, it was like, I thought Stormy as my wallpaper. I changed it real quick though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I guess I was like friends with some Kardashian counterparts. So they were like, this is weird. And I was like, oh, it is a little too close for maybe if it were like a stranger in Michigan. Like, that's probably where I was wrong. But it was like you're like, no, definitely. You should have a stranger in Michigan's child as your locksmith. No, I meant like if a stranger in Michigan had Stormy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, same thing. I don't even know.

I don't know. I don't know. But you survived. You got over that. Our current cancellation. Do you want to hear about it? Yeah, absolutely. I want to talk to you about it. Last podcast, she was telling a story about Logan Paul and Mike Malak. And this recent, I guess they uploaded a podcast today. Go to this party the other night with sugar and chef and all these people. And I'm walking around making greetings, talking to people, so on and so forth.

And I walk up to a crew of people and who do I see standing right there in front of me? The girl. No. Good old Brookie. I said, Brookie, Brookie, why did you tell such an audacious story about me on the show? And she said the following. I'm going to take a second right now to apologize to you. I made a very severe error. And I said, do tell. Do tell, Brooke. What kind of error are we talking about?

And she goes, well, all right, I'll just tell you. You know, I recorded that episode and I thought I had the whole thing figured out and everything made so much sense. But a couple of days after the podcast aired, the guy I was talking to for the past two years came up to me and said that the same girl that I defended

wanted to let him know that she has no gag reflex. She's on a fucking rampage. Took his finger and put it down her throat to let everyone know or to let him know that she does not have a gag reflex. And I said, well, that's just a startling detail, isn't it?

I slandered Mike a bit. Okay. I'll admit it. All right. I really believed the story I was telling, though. I sold it because I believed it. Yeah. And then I was wrong. Okay. Well, yeah, that sounds wrong. The impulsives are mad at us. Well, they said that sounds wrong. Yeah, it was. I don't even know. We were just telling a story. Well, honestly, I was just listening to a story.

About what happened with Mike and Logan I told a very elaborate story about a lie that Mike told That I later found out wasn't like That much of a lie actually at all

It's still up in the air. And so the impulsives came for us today. And now we all have to come together because it's internet feud. Yeah, but this is good. No, Mike called me today. I think he was hard at the fact that we were all having an internet scandal. And I loved it. I just am such a fan of impulsive. I'm so glad they said my name. They asked Brooke for a public apology. Should we give it right now? I think you should, Brooke. Okay, first of all, he said- I believe you should. For America to heal, Brooke. That's true.

Brooke, for the United States of America to heal, to end COVID, please just apologize now. Mikey. Baby. I'm sorry for what I said. I do owe you an apology. And I love you and I won't slander you ever again. Well, I was just very scared. But he did punch me in the face once. No.

I was just very scared because, as you know, a lot of people don't claim me and Logan is like my brother. Yeah, they're great. I love their show. Who's the Madcon dude you're dating? We can't talk about it. Chris Miles. No, you can. Who else in Madcon? Well, you might have seen him on my socials, my face tattooed ex-boyfriend. I may have. I probably have. I believe I have. He looks like a doodle board. Yeah, he's very tatted. He looks like Doodle Bob. What is it? Little Xan. Little Xan. I know you put Little Xan in your thing all the time. He called me. I got him two tickets.

to my show, but he didn't show up. I am surprised he's... That's okay. I love Lil Xan anyway. It's okay. I'm surprised he's in the right mind to almost comprehend your humor. Yeah, I don't know if he is, but he was gonna come. He slandered me last night. I thought we were on great terms. Well, how did he slander you? Lil Xan slandered me last night. We've been slandering him pretty much. Well, so, I mean, I did this whole thing, basically. I'll give you a quick summary. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. But my ex-boyfriend and I had broken up because he found out about my other boyfriend.

Ain't that the way? It was like an episode of the Maury show. How many boyfriends do you have at any given time? I like to keep it... I was going to say two.

Sorry, sorry. Seven, two, seven, you know. So was the other boyfriend a guy that he would know? No. And we were kind of on the offs. You know, we were like kind of broken up. But he showed up to my house. It was like an episode of Cheaters. It was awful. Right. And they were both there, both the boyfriends at once. It was awful. And so then he proceeded to send me a photo of my best friend sucking his dick.

As one does. Well, that is a move. For sure. For sure. It was a move. And so then he is best friends with Lil Xan. So I decided, of course, the natural reaction would be to go fake date Lil Xan. Right. You know, just to upset him. And so I was kind of, you know, balancing him and Xan. And then Xan didn't really like that. And so last night he was saying that I was sloppy seconds, which honestly...

But what does fake dating entail? You just... Well, sometimes you fuck. No, it's not fake. It's actually really not fake at all. There's sexual relations involved. It's actually, it's really not fake at all. Yeah, I... What she said. Yeah. Yeah, so Lil Xan was a little upset and he was talking to the paparazzi. But here's the thing is I taught him how to call paparazzi. So it's like, when are you going to pay some homage to, you know... Imagine like the person who has to take that call. Imagine the life of that person.

Like little Zan calls you and they're like, all right, so what happened? I'm at BOA. They wanted to be a journalist and stuff. And they're like, all right, so what happened?

Yeah, okay. But you are fucking, it's real, but it's not real. And what do you want to say? It's like that guy that used to follow around the TikTok kids. It was so weird. I know that's his job. I get it's his job. It's just because he's like, you know, it would be weird. He's like chasing these girls down the street. He's like, when are you getting your driver's license? It's like, what's going on? It's so, so, so true. Have you ever been followed by these paparazzi? No, I get in like...

People will write things about me negatively, but it's not paparazzi. It's like, I'll get mentioned in certain articles about things I've said. I'm going to text them right now. Friends that I have. Fletcher's outside. I actually need to see a video of you being followed. The one you're talking about is called The Hollywood Fix. He's the more like... Yeah, The Hollywood Fix. He would like chase after the kids.

You're like, what's going on with you and Ashley? And some kid would be like, I don't know, man. You know, we're like friends. He's like, we're like friends. And he'd be like, what does that mean? People are saying you're not friends. And somebody would be like, oh yeah. Like, yeah, it was like, it was a crazy thing to watch. No, I've never, maybe this is horrible for me to say, but I've never thought about their lives. And it's, I'm going to tell you what, they're a horrible person.

Like horrible. It's a horrible life. But it's crazy because lately. It's a horrible life to chase children down the street and ask them about their meaningless relationships. You know my dream girl. It is a horrible way to spend your life on this earth. Damn. But everybody's got to make a buck.

So I'm not hating. Everyone's got to make a buck. But it can't be that much fun. It's got to get repetitive. For sure. I just get confused. I get everyone mixed up. My dream bit is having him react to the video of you after 24K at Golden's. That's the problem is obviously I'll call them when I need it, but they find you.

sometimes what are the influencer spots because i know boa boa is good but with the food's good she'll go to bow and she'll be like oh god i can't i hope i don't get paparazzi yeah right like babe you're not going there for the mac and cheese you know like i like i definitely there's i do go for the gnocchi it's i've never tried black truffles it's really good i do go for that it is it's no it's what i do go for it is it's it's very interesting and then also like uh

Saddle seems like it's dead. Saddle's awful. Saddle will never die. Saddle will make a comeback. But it's like if you like it, at least for us, you like it ironically. Yeah, it's like you're going there to laugh at the culture and ride the bull. Yeah, you go there as a joke. It's like how she dated Lil Xan as a joke, but she was really fucking, like I'm really going there and I'm really enjoying it. Craig's is good, but none of the TikTok kids go there. But that's good for when I want to get my face in mainstream media. Yeah, that's true. That's good for when you want to see Kris Jenner.

Yeah, when I'm fake dating an actor or actress, I'm going to Craig's. That's right. When I'm fake dating a TikTok or SoundCloud rapper, I'm going to Boa. It's like a different caliber. It's such a complex labyrinth that you've built. It really is. Thank you so much. Is sex even fun for you anymore, or is it like putting mayonnaise on a sandwich? Well, here's the thing, actually. I couldn't agree with you more.

Is there anything fun about it or is it just like boom, boom, slice it, yum? No, well, that's the thing is I've gotten to the point now. Well, no, if I like you, it's still obviously it's fun. Right. But at the same time, I like to spice things up. But I have two words for you. OJ.

Simpson? Like as in like get someone who stabs me? I don't mean orange juice. I mean, I think you have a real interesting relationship that's possible with OJ Simpson. Should I call him? No, I believe this is, I thought about this in the car on the way here and I hate giving career advice. I could be the new Nicole, babe. He's like PR glove doesn't have to fit. You kill him.

Do you know what I mean? It's female empowerment. It's the blondes getting back. No, it's not. You're in the news. It's old Hollywood. It's Brentwood. It's blood. It's gore. It's guts. It's more people than Kardashians. It's court. You get off. It's Kardashians. It's everything. It is. It is.

You then become part of the Kardashian origin story in a weird way. It's like you are in the future, but also the past. It's this crazy thing. They do a documentary about you. It's huge. You become this huge feminist icon. You run a speaking tour. Yeah, I've never had someone pitch a better PR stunt. That is the Tana Mongeau future. If my life doesn't end by killing OJ, did I even make it?

I mean, I'm just saying, what a great Hollywood story. That is honestly beautiful. You can get this all done by the time you're 27 years old. And if I even make it. I was going to say, you think she's going to make it to 27? Yeah. Then I could just do 27 Club. That would be kind of the ideal time. I think there's something iconic about. How about this? Just go to lunch with him.

And everything will work itself out. Just go to lunch with him. You think Joe Rogan knows him? Wait, can you set that up? I don't know if Rogan knows him, but if you go to lunch with OJ, everything else, Tana, will fall into place. Is OJ out of prison? He's just roaming around the streets? Oh, yeah. No, he's been out for many years. And Vegas. Sorry, God. There's a Vegas connection. It's a beautiful story. I honestly wouldn't die for that. It is like one of those things. He's just out roaming the streets. Why don't we ever see him at BOA?

That's a really good fucking... Like, where is OJ Simpson now? Where's OJ? I don't know if he's in LA. Do you think he did it? But here's the deal. Do you think he did it? Probably. I'll say that. I think OJ probably did it.

Uh, yeah, sure. You know, the question is, was he wrong? You know, um, that's the bigger question. I just got word that OJ hangs out in downtown Summerlin. What's that mean? In Vegas. That's like a place. That's for the rich people in Vegas. He lives in Red Rock Country Club in Vegas. So rich. I'm pulling up. This is a story that needs to happen. Well, so I have to pee utterly. Brooke, you want to share with what you're going through? A chronic UTI. Some would say it is raging.

And how did I get it? How did you get it? I don't know. Actually, you know what? I know exactly how I got it. By fucking? The cardinal rule that I learned in college, which is you never sleep with someone who has navy bed sheets. Ever. Wow. That's how you get a UTI. That's guaranteed UTI is navy bed sheets. You're not fucking lying. Don't say I never taught you anything. Honest to God, Brooke. I bet OJ has white bed sheets. You think so? Where do you see yourself...

Like, what do you, what do you? I was thinking like the Los Angeles cemetery. That is nice. It's pretty. Forest lawn is the best. Oh, okay. Forest lawn. I'll keep that. Yeah. Or maybe like a Malibu rehab. Right. I don't fucking know. I'm definitely more of a day by day individual. And I think that's, that's how I live. Cause imagine me planning out anything. That's not really going to work. That's not true. You got to keep the chaos. Yeah, exactly. And that's, that's how we'll keep the chaos. 100%.

I'm excited to see the future of Tim Dillon. What do you plan on doing? Just hopefully more bullshit. I would love a book. I would love a tour. A book's coming. A book is coming? A book is coming. Are you announcing that here on the council? Yeah, we're working on a book. Huge reader. We're working on a book. And it's going to be pictures. Perfect. Now it's a book for me. And it's pop-up.

Stunnel these pictures because that can also get boring for you. But you go like this and then it pops up. You go, whoa, there it is. And see, I'm going to need exactly that from you. I just want to say, though, I adore you to death. This was one of my favorite podcasts because I knew you would just come on and we would just chill. We would just not have to say anything because you're so funny. I really do. I enjoy your shit. I think you're a lunatic in the best way. Thank you for having me on. I feel like, you know, when I moved to L.A., I think there was a certain...

idea that I was like moving to hell and now I feel like I'm in the seventh ring of it so you have the chemistry of a couple of Helen Kellers in here but no one knows what's do you think Helen Keller was real probably not me neither yeah what are your thoughts on Helen Keller NFT put her on the blockchain or shut the fuck up

Yo, why isn't there an Alan Keller NFT? Oh, there will be. Would you buy it? No. Someone will. Nelk would. Nelk will. Well, Tim Dillon, I worship the ground you walk on. Thank you for coming on. Thank you so much. You're the best. We love you. We'd love to pull an...

Impulsive. Yeah. I wanted you to say it with me and then it was just awkward. Let me know when the wine is launched. I'll come. I would love for you. Yeah, for sure. Here's the thing. You're going to be in a room with everything you were just exemplifying that needed to happen on your TikTok stream. We want all the TikTokers there so drunk. Oh, yeah. Yelling like that's the goal for the Dizzy. Yes. Well, that's sounds great. Yeah. We want the two tickets that little Zan didn't use.

That is very true. We'll get you into any show you want. NFT. NFT. Thank you for coming on, Jim Dillon. I love you. I appreciate it. Tanimoja is cancelled. A DWE Talent Production. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.