11: Episode 11: Zane and Heath's Vlog Squad Threesome
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Canceled. Don't remember doing this at all. I can only hold myself accountable. Canceled. I am Jack! Look how good my life is. So what else? Canceled. Tanimoja is cancelled.

Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Are we going? Yeah. All right. Round of applause, guys. So today we have two of my favorite people. Not that if they were ever asked their favorite people, they would say me, but I love them more than anything. Zayn and Heath. Woo!

Hello, Zayn and Heath. Thanks for having us. I know. We're here. It's very surprising. I'm so excited. You guys are my dream guests. Oh, really? Every week I go, where's Zayn and Heath? Please, can we have Zayn and Heath? We got a lot to live up to right now. She gave me, so this week, Matt King actually DM'd me. And I was just shocked in general to see Matt King DM me because it's been some years since I got like a Matt King slide in. Here I am. Here I am.

thinking he like wants anything from me or anything to do with me totally not um and he's like will you please come surprise Zayn and Heath for their 100th episode my first thought is just like okay so like Stassi's busy like you know like anyone good I'm sure they hit up the whole list and nobody except for you I was 25th on the list of people to your credit you were the only one that fucking came through and showed up yeah because other people like she showed up like

I don't know. Like for me, I'm like, oh my God, they need to want me in their podcast cloud. Like your other people or your friends are probably just like, like I'm out of town or whatever. But I was so stoked. And just like the cloud of that. It's your hundredth episode. Congratulations. Thank you. That's a lot. What is this? Episode 11? And we're burnt out.

And it was really nice too because we didn't really plan anything. No, we weren't expecting it at all. So like you just like showed up and we're like, oh shit, hell yeah. But I felt so bad at the same time because it's like their 100th episode celebrating all their success and like your channel comes in to talk about sucking dick. Three, five, four, five, just margin it. Terrible. That made me really feel fat. Oh,

I'm like, whoa. That's what you say to somebody's fat? That's a bad joke. I thought that was just like somebody coming in unexpected. Like the world's moving every time. Our friend grew up as a full bit. Like Amari, whenever I'm walking fat upstairs and you can hear me, that's what we say. I have a specific walk too. Everybody can hear me all the time when I'm in the house. He's got heavy feet. I know. Right? No, it's my body. I don't think so.

So, but we are there only. I mean, I guess you could say that I was going to say you're only doing this as a favor to me because I did your episode. A hundred percent. But also like you didn't even know I was going to do your episode. So it's like the fact that you guys showed up that you pulled to me, you bailed. I was so excited that we were going to do it Friday and they couldn't. But I was just so I love when other people have to move appointments because I, you know, I do. I'm like, yes, they're here. I looked at Heath like an hour before we left. I was like, hey, should we just pull with Hannah?

I just now show up to this. Well, that morning, the whole, like, literally the entire morning, Zane was just like this. Ooh. What was wrong with you? And I was like, you okay? And he's like, I pulled my neck. The whole day, he was just like this. Just like seething. Because it kept hitting a nerve, and then my whole body would shake like that. I have really bad scoliosis and back and neck problems. When, how old were you when that started happening to you? Me? Yeah. Oh.

It probably started like two, three years ago. How old are you right now? Everything just started hurting. You probably have Lyme disease. Damn. Lyme disease? I heard that's really bad. She just thinks she has it right now, so she's projecting it onto everyone else. No, I know that I have it, and she is gaslighting me. She's WebMDing, guys.

- Guys, she's-- - Yeah, I'm web-md'ing, but I got bit by a dick in Hawaii and I felt like shit ever since. - Oh, hold on, really? - Yeah. - Oh, that's something you should really-- - I know, an at-home Lyme test. - I had a horror story at the emergency room the other day, but I had made the biggest scene ever, but I had to order an at-home test 'cause apparently it's not easy to get Lyme tested.

No, because I know that I have it. And everyone's gaslighting me and making me feel crazy. But I literally... My whole body's, like, blistering. I don't know where I felt like... We all just screwed over an inch. How long ago did you get bit by the tick? Like, three months ago? Whenever her birthday was. This is also an imaginary tick. You feel, like, super lethargic? Yes. Yesterday...

Literally, I woke up in the morning and I never got out of bed the whole day. Slept all through the day. Slept all through the night. I literally woke up to come to this podcast. I'm like... It's so scary. One tiny little tick could take you out for life and you got Lyme disease. I'm so convinced. It's a fucking tick. It's just fucking big. I'm like, can't figure it out. Is it a disease that lives in them or because they're like picking out like...

I don't know what it is. Not all tics. I think it's some. I thought I had Lyme for a second too, so it is unfair of me to like gaslight you because I have the same scare. I've heard the word gaslighting, what, eight times already? I know, I'm sorry. It's like my new word. I'm like abusing it. I'm just going to start throwing that word out there. I literally still don't think I know what it means. I've heard five different definitions. That's because you're in a healthy relationship. She loves, yeah, honestly, I think that probably is it. She loves to use it and she taught it to me. So could you define it for us? When you get your order wrong, you think that's gaslighting. No, fully.

I'm not like Wendy's. It's like the wrong order. I'm like, you are fucking gaslighting. Flooring it at a green light. Gaslighting. Oh, God.

It's ridiculous. It's really just a form of manipulation and projecting onto someone else. You know when a girl to a guy is like, let's say you cheated on her, and she's like, you cheated on me. And he's like, well, I cheated because you're there. Gaslighting is just like a manipulation. You seem like you're crazy. Yeah, making you feel crazy. Yeah. Gosh, I thought it was like if we get into an argument, and then I start...

That's it. And then I start raising my voice and getting like more and more aggressive and mad. So then you match my energy and you start yelling and then I dial it completely back and I'm like, okay, you don't need to yell like calm down. That is kind of calm. That's a form of it, I think. Yeah, like it's more of a general statement. That would be kind of a form of gaslighting. I do that though. Shit, I'll like be screaming. You get people going and then you like dial it back and then you're like, okay, why are you doing so? Why are you yelling? Yeah, like I don't know why. You literally need to

calm down right now because like your energy is like way too much yeah Matt constantly tells me that I gaslight him but like I really oh my god I believe him though like he's one that thinks everything is gaslighting too oh my god you're gaslighting me no I have girl I hear it 25 times a day oh my I be saying it about everyone I can't even deal I think my boyfriend's currently gaslighting me so stay tuned for that what like this is such a new what do people call this shit like before a year ago

Manipulating. I don't know. I don't know. I learn words every day that I'm like, what would I have ever done without that one? How did we live without it? I mean, when Hunter used to gaslight me, I would just say, you're Ted Bundy-ing me. And then I like... I think that's a little different. Yeah, that's... Definitely. No, I'm like literally a psychopath. Like, figure it out. Definitely. So today... I'm having the nervous hangy, so I'm going to take a shot. Is that fine? Okay. I would actually also like to take a shot. I would actually also like to be on this podcast. Both things. You got a hangover?

A little bit. Like, I didn't drink a lot. I think it's just like the... No, I'm so... I'm wildly hungover today. Zane and I were at the... Oh, you got him a Zane size. Zane...

As in like he could drink the whole personal bottle. 100%. Zane and I were at the same club last night and then we missed each other. I don't even know. You were never there. Oh, you were never there when I was there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We missed each other. But you text me at like 1 a.m. and you were like, let's go out so we can have something to talk about on the podcast. I go, p-p-podcast? Oh, that's how you knew it was today? I had no idea we were doing this today. She doesn't read the group chat. I was all excited. But it's good that we didn't see each other because I actually really wanted to go home. I just...

I was just, I don't know why I said that. Last night was absolutely whack too. I'm like very happy that we didn't like try to send it all night. Everything, like just that there's nothing to do in the city anymore. I know. It's so fucking boring. Going out used to be so fun. And now I feel like even just like when I go out with like you and David and shit, it's like, so Saddle Ranch or should we fuck ourselves? Like there's nothing else to do. I was telling Heath, like we, I think it's time to move. It's time to like,

I know it's bad when we have like friends and family come into town and they're like, what should we do? Let's go out tonight. Like, where do you go? And I'm like, you don't want to bring them to like Bootsy Bellows. You don't want to bring them anywhere we go. Like, it's not a fun place. Yeah. It's lost. It's like sparkle. I feel like when everyone first gets here, even for the first like few years, you're like excited by everything. Like, I want to try new things, but now it's like exhausting. You're like, oh God, I don't want to go. Even these TikTokers that just moved here, I feel like they're already bored. One

100%. I think they hit every single place multiple times more than we ever have in the last seven years. They also got given everything you could possibly imagine or want in this life so quickly. Yes, another like, well, shit. That is the truest thing that I've ever heard because I feel like I had years of immense struggle in the beginning of my internet fame. You know, where I'm like outside of a club, like who do I have to show my tits to to get into? We saw those videos in the hotel rooms. Oh, yeah, you saw it. Yeah, I saw it. We all saw you struggle. Yeah.

You just had videos in hotel rooms and I thought of like eight different things. I like don't even know which one I did wrong. But I mean, like the TikTokers just moved here and like fucking they're killing it immediately. Does that that's actually one of the things I wanted to talk to you guys about. I'm jumping ahead. But I mean, like you guys, you know that I didn't know this about you until today, though, is I mean, I hate that. I don't mean this in a cunt way. But who cares? We're like mean to each other. So who cares? But I mean, I always thought that your fame like directly came from David. Like as in just like you were his. That is true.

It definitely elevated it by a lot. But I didn't know you did Vine without him. That's her fault. I knew it. You didn't know that? Thank you. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I met them as like my blackout friends. Like I, she's disappointed in me. She loves me. Sorry. Sorry. I really am. I'm trying to, I don't even remember the first, the first time I met you. Like I can't like put it in my head. First time I met you. I don't know the first time. I don't know. I feel like it was like a weird, like just somewhere. I don't even, I really don't know. I don't remember either. I don't know. But I mean like, does it, what's the, does you ever think about the difference in the way that you came up versus the people now? Is it interesting to you? Um,

- I mean, yeah, it's very interesting. I mean, obviously we see TikTokers blowing up there. They're like, it's happening so quick and, but like at the same time, we can't complain because TikTok is a completely different platform. The way people blow up on there is, you know, just excited. - And the generations just so do. - Yeah, exactly. - I'm excited for them, but at the same time, like I feel bad.

Like being given all that at once at such a young age. Sensory overload. Like I know how I felt like moving out here at like 21 and like doing decent, you know? And like how that made me feel. We're living paycheck to paycheck for the first like year and a half, two years. 100%. Like we still had like, it was still a lot of fun. Yeah. Like we did well. Like we, you know, obviously didn't have like crazy money or everything. And like we were, you know, being frugal, but like we still like felt kind of like,

Even like as little as we were like like we kind of felt like we were the shit You know what I mean? Like we it was like a good like feeling, you know Yeah, like we thought like we special I guess because we like came into this and it was like exciting Yeah, so I couldn't imagine how we started to is like really organic. Yeah, it's like we just wanted to do it for fun so I couldn't imagine having like

Literally 50 times the following as we had back then. Yeah. And literally infinite money and fame. Yeah. I feel like that's a problem. And being like 16, 17, 18. I literally, I don't know what would happen. And you thought like the paparazzi pictures being taken on, you didn't think that was really it because like, you know, anybody can get paparazzi pictures. Can't relate. But like just seeing, but seeing them all of a sudden in Vogue shit. Yeah.

Louis Vuitton and they're all like seeing that I'm like whoa okay they're being taken seriously I'm honestly more concerned that you just said Louis Vuitton with a B Louis Vuitton no but I get what you're saying completely you know what I mean like no they're rich brands high end brands and just like shit that we would work for for like I guess years to like just it'll happen well let's be honest we'll never get that yeah like I'm acting like I could work for 10 years and ever be in Louis Vuitton they're like they're

like gonna pay me to not wear their shit you know what I mean like 100% like yeah well he thought it would be part of the husky husky collection stop what is that that's the size pants I wore as I was a kid no we just wouldn't be able to fit in anything without any of those brands oh I'm thinking 14 husky that was me

Do you guys remember... That just made me think because you were saying, like, you know, like, you felt like the shit. Do you remember the first moment where you felt like, oh, I'm fucking famous? Or, like, a defining moment? That's my favorite question to ask people. I still haven't had, like, something, like, where I'm like, I'm fucking famous. I don't think like that. But you know something crazy, like, this doesn't happen to regular people. Like, this or... Not regular, that sounds so wrong, but you know what I mean? Like, this is an anomaly. This is abnormal. Oh, this is really something. I think probably...

When we were in Florida and like people would recognize us in the mall. Like that to me was like, holy shit. Like people like that. Like you see numbers on a screen, right? Yeah. You're like 50,000 followers. You're like, OK. And then when one of those people is like, oh, my God, you're so-and-so.

You're like, oh, wow, these people are real. Like, actually, here's a fun one. This one just popped in my head. Another moment that Heath and I really like sat there and we're like, holy shit, this is insane, is when we got that opportunity to do vines with that, like the Christmas boss from Superbad. Oh, yeah. Like a whole vine. It was like four vines. And it was like it was horror theme because we were in October and they had this campaign where that was pretty surreal. Yeah. We got to like.

act out like a horror vine vine scenes with the guy from Superbad and that was really cool we got to go to his house that was the first time we found out that not all celebrities live in big mansions people live in like normal neighborhoods and normal houses yeah that's so true

That was really fun. And he was so sweet to us. That's always the crazy shit to me is it's not even really like the actual, like you said, like the paparazzi moments. It's like when you meet someone you grew up watching or like someone like nuts. I remember, do you know The Bling Ring? Do you know what that's about? Yeah. Oh, where they would come in and steal the clothes or something? That's a good movie, by the way. But I grew up like I was such a Paris Hilton, like Lindsay Lohan type of stan. So like when Paris Hilton got robbed, I was obsessed with it, you know, like who did this, why? Would you have done that?

- Yes. - You would've been a posse? - I mean, I stole, I did bad shit. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I think that if my friends were like, listen, like we could rob these celebrities. - You could do it.

You know, now I wouldn't. I know it's wrong now. That'd be such a crazy story if you like robbed from Paris like years ago and then you... And now she's like here back. I know, I'm just in her house like having dinner. I'm like, I robbed you once. Does this look familiar? She's like, how's the bathroom? Fully, fully. Yeah, so when I met the bling ring bitch, I was like freaking out. She has a podcast now. She got out of jail and she's like sober. Yeah, she was like Alexis Nyers. She's like, she was addicted to drugs. And now she's what, an icon or something? Yeah.

I mean, she just like, she really like turned over a new leaf. Like she, she was like addicted to heroin, wasn't it? Yeah, heroin crazy shit. And she was like, she was just really like, but then she started like, like, what are they called? I can't even think, rehabs. I can't even think of the word.

fucking name that's how it gets like hey i'm like book rehabilitation centers and shit i'm like married a rich guy and like they're like super like wholesome and shit and i like met her and i was like i loved you when you were a robber so it's awesome to see you come this far um but it was i hope paris isn't listening fuck no no i know it's wrong i'm not i didn't love that she robbed paris i obviously love paris like i you know i okay i get what you're saying oh dude you look great on that monitor oh my god zane i think that's the first compliment you've

ever give it to her because she wasn't even looking at. You've seen on TikTok couch couple. Yes. Couch guy. Couch guy. If you guys don't know, Brooke, I think you'd be the best explaining this if you want to take it away. Basically, what had happened was this girl posts a TikTok, very innocent TikTok, great sound, just like supposed to be a wholesome vibe. She's walking into an apartment. It's her long distance boyfriend that she's surprising in another state.

She walks in, he's on the couch. Three girls next to him. Phone, who knows where the fucking phone was, okay? He doesn't stand up. They had each other's phones. It looked like they had each other's phones. No, no, no. Like she was surprising him. Like say your boyfriend's in college and you're like going to go surprise him. And it's like the sentimental sound, like just like that. Like it's like all lovey. Yeah, exactly. Just like that.

Exactly. And so she's like trying to make this sentimental video of her pulling up and surprising him. And then he doesn't get off the couch. He's not excited. He's with three bitches. They're like laughing to themselves. And so it's gone so viral. The most viral I've really seen. I'm holding two Trulies. I need the book. I checked today. And what made us so weird is that everybody was just so quiet. That's the thing. The girl next to her was literally, she didn't even, she literally was just.

Wait, has anybody asked them to post that with the original sound? No. That would probably answer a lot of questions. No, they're fighting for their lives. That girl is literally. They're fighting for their lives. I feel bad they're getting torn apart. Like if he was or wasn't like still. You know, that's going to stink up the relationship. Oh, yeah. Talk to me now.

Mariah's in another country. Right. And she's been there for, I'm trying to relate this to your life. Okay. And she's been there for months, right? You guys can't see each other. You're working, whatever, whatever. And she thinks you can't come see her, but you're like, I'm going to surprise my girl. Let's do it for a vlog. I'm so excited. I'm a surprise her. Yeah.

And so you get where she is. You fly in. It's like a long flight. You know, you have your suitcase. Right, right. And you pull up with your suitcase. I'm excited, thinking I'm going to get the best reaction. Right. And she does this. And she's on a couch with three guys. And they're laughing. She talks to her phone binder. Yeah, and they hand her her phone. And the first thing she does is go and grab the phone from back here. From one of the guys. Hold it. No, the guy. She grabs her phone from another guy. It'd be fucking done. Yeah, like you'd be sick, right? If you're not...

up in two seconds, jumping, screaming, and like freaking out to see me. - No, I mean, I'm not covering the guy, I'm not protecting the guy, but like there are videos where when they get surprised, they're in shock, so they just sit there for five seconds. - But she sucks. She's like, "Uh, uh, uh." - But I think the way he handed the girl the phone back, it was just so sneakily where he could have just been like,

like that and then get up. But he like went like that. Right. He also has short hair and he had a hair tie on his wrist. Oh, I didn't see that one. I didn't see that one. I've seen like multiple like breaking it down, like slow-mo zooming in, showing like different things. It's so crazy. And I do feel bad for them. But honestly, my immediate reaction, I started to question myself because my immediate reaction was kind of what you're saying. I was like,

oh, well, you know what? Like, there could be a lot of things. And then I was like, oh, wait, I am equally delusional. I would 100% like be on the guy's side because every guy ever has, yeah. But it goes viral and 30 million people are telling you how whack it is. You're going to fight for your life or you're going to be like, listen. It was a bad setup. I mean, I know, I get what you're saying. It was really bad. I get what you're saying. Because I don't know how,

I would react, I feel like pressured in situations like that where I'm like, oh, like I'm supposed to react a certain way. I like get embarrassed. I'm like, oh my God. - Yeah, and if I really love someone, I might fight for my life too. I used to do that shit with Jake Paul all the time. I'm like, he's not cheating. He's just having fun with his dick in her mouth. - That's the thing, I'm the queen of defending somebody who doesn't deserve it. So I'm like, I feel for you. What's her name? Lauren, Lauren, we're looking out for you. I love you. - I do have an update on the story 'cause they just posted it yesterday. The two girls that were next to him on that couch made a TikTok.

I saw it like quickly. They posted it. It only had like a thousand likes. I'm like, Oh, I'm getting this shit. Oh my God. And they're literally, they were saying how guys, I know this has been a crazy few days. Trust me. We've on our end. We're laughing too. And we just can't believe how out of like, um, how, um,

Out of context? Out of context that the whole video got. And, um, but no, look, we both knew that she was coming. We didn't want to, uh, like stand up and freak out because we wanted to give him the moment or give her the moment. So they were in on the surprise. They were in on the surprise too, apparently. I guess, but it's also like- See, things do happen like that on the internet though. It's like where someone will say one thing and everyone runs with it. Like they like-

I'm just, I don't know. I told my boyfriend straight up. Like if I showed up somewhere to surprise you and you're on the couch with three bitches and you don't even stand up excited, I'm literally going to fuck your dad and your dad's best friend and your brother and everyone you know. Like I would just be so fucking angry. That's a little excessive.

I think, I think, I think, the audio, the audio will help a lot because you'll hear people's voices when, if he's, she comes in and she's not supposed to be in there, you will hear people's reactions in a very negative way. We're giving you a tip, girl. If you're going to keep finding real life, post the original audio. Trust me, all answers will be, or all questions will be answered. Oh,

The hug didn't even look that good. That's what I'm saying. And it's also like, dude, she's trying to claim that all the girls on the couch were her friends. But even if my friends were in on it, Brooke, I would expect you to like, like if I haven't seen you in months, you'd be like, you'd get up, you'd be excited. You wouldn't be like, oh shit, on your phone, like laughing awkward. I agree. It was the side, the girls like...

I'm not going to lie. It was the little subtle scoot over too. Okay. They all did that. All three of them. They were like, all right. I'm not going to lie. It looked like that was his little sister when she walked in with that backpack. They didn't even look like a couple. Yeah. Because at first when this went viral, I thought it was staged. I thought it was like a stage thing that they were trying to make go viral and make it look like a fake thing. Damn, that's smart. I'm noting that one. Yeah.

It is fun, though, to see all the, like, reactions, or, like, the, like, recreations. Like, everybody's on take on it. I've seen the funniest videos. It's hysterical. Someone even did it on Club Penguin. They did it on Club Penguin. Like, they did an aeroplane.

Stop. I'm so obsessed with Club Penguin again. They like re-brought it back. I've been like playing it. It's literally so fun. This is not sponsored. Why do you play that game? It's so fun. It's not even real Club Penguin either. It's like Club Penguin's like. That was for like young kids to like chat. It's because I'm five. I would get banned every time I tried to get on Club Penguin. Is it because like do you type like you try to name your penguins like P-E-N-1-S and then it'll like block that? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. But there's like games in it. It's so fun. I'm literally obsessed. Is it actually fun or are you just on it because it's like... It's nostalgic. So it's cool. But no, but also I have a pea brain. So maybe I'm having way too much fun. It's the only thing you can understand. She's so stimulated. She's like, oh my God, I just bought a new house.

I'm like my new igloo. I'm so excited. It's like whack-a-mole game. I've seen her focus on anything in years. Can I tell you something about Tana? Right now she's settled on gluten intolerant. She's literally, I've seen her literally neck like chips and guac, pizza, burgers, everything. No, I'm just kidding. Never had a gluten intolerant. And then one day she'll eat like a chip and she'll be like, oh my God, look at my,

Like, I can't believe this has happened to me. Look at this chipped Disney. You know, so many brands have been using gluten-free. They put gluten-free on their shit. It's literally lies. There's never gluten in there. Oh, I'm fucked. Have you seen vodka? They put gluten-free vodka. There's no gluten in vodka. I actually just had a drink like that last night at Bryce's. They all said gluten-free. And I was like, look, see, I'm being gluten-free. It's like a fucking self-serve vodka. They're putting it on stuff that, like, it doesn't even make sense. Like gluten-free rice. And it's like rice that never had gluten. Like water. Hold on, wait. It's like, yeah.

Rice is a grain. It doesn't contain wheat. What's gluten? Wheat. Like bread, wheat. I don't even know. I'm definitely for a fat gluten intolerant, but like I can normally eat it and be chill. I'm sitting here explaining what's in gluten and what's not gluten, but like I don't even know what gluten is. I'm like,

You're a fraud, kid. I'm a scam artist. You're a fraud. Do you do that too? Like Mariah does the New York, like you just, you know how you do the New York accent. It rubs off on me every once in a while. I wish Mariah came. I literally love her. I'm the biggest Mariah stan of all time. I'm obsessed with her. I love her. I used to dance with her. I bet I'm a bigger stan. That's okay. I'm the second biggest Mariah stan of all time. God, don't be cute for 30 seconds. We get it. She's the fucking best. She really, really is. If you don't marry that, of course you will. What do you mean Mariah gone to his fucking...

Are you? Brooke just said, if you don't marry that girl. We talked about this on your podcast the other day. I was like, are you coming in here? Is she ever going to get pregnant? I just went. Why would you say that? How you guys been? Oh, I was fucked up. Did you nut inside? At this point, I was fucked up on the medication. So I was sitting there. I don't even know if I heard that right or not. I was sitting there like, oh, no, I need it. I'm making shit up in my head right now. I've been trying this medication called hydroxychloroquine.

Hydroxic scene. For what? Something like that. For anxiety. Really? All it did was cause more anxiety. Let me know what works, baby. He's drinking on it. I mistakenly drank. I took it and forgot I took it and drank like three happy hours. Did you take it today? No. That happy hour. Do you plan on ever proposing to Mariah? Of course. Are you guys going to get married? When? I don't know. He can't tell us when. I want to know so bad. She's going to be the best. Oh, my God.

literally you guys are like my favorite couple ever i'm at their freaking house the other day i go in the bathroom and i swear to god there's like like poopery mints like facial wipes like death like no but i'm talking like like eight books like stacked to read like like their whole house is just so perfect and of course me i'm just under the impression that no one can do anything themselves on her fucking pillowcase i'm like oh my god yeah disgusting

- Yeah, we're very domesticated. - No, and I walk in and Mariah's like, "Yeah, I do it all." I'm just like, "God damn, imagine having that." - She has more energy, I think, than I've ever seen in a human being in my entire life. That is what really gets me. I'm like, she really, she wakes up. - You know why she has energy? Because pasta and bread gives her energy. That's actually her, that's her healthy food.

It's all she eats. Like, you see how she looked at the abs that she has? It doesn't make sense. And she's, like, the best dancer ever. It's like, that's such a workout. Like, she kills that shit. She's losing weight, and I'm gaining weight eating the same thing with her. Aw. And she loves that. The only thing that's really not working out for us right now. I'll be like, what do you want to eat? She's like, pasta pizza. Yeah, oh, my God, I want that so bad right now. That's why I'm so starving. I can't even deal. We have a friend like that. Like, she can eat...

anything that she wants and I'll just go with her and I eat I'm like that friend who's like okay well if my friend's eating it I can eat it too ridiculous maybe it doesn't work that way me and Matt are like that Matt like will order McDonald's at like 11 in the morning he stays ordering like fast food hamburgers that's all every day he eats fast food you know what I would think that he was like

not above that, but I feel like he's so smart that I would feel like he would be like, oh my God, that stuff is frying your brain. Yeah, like a little elitist vibe. Like I would expect him to be like, I eat kale for my brain. Like you guys are eating McDonald's. That's what I picture. That's poison. Yeah. But like he knows, he knows that that food doesn't affect him. So he's just like, oh, I'm just going to eat this all the time because it doesn't make sense. So would I, if I knew I could have a Big Mac and not look like, well. Yeah, me too. What's like, if there was one thing that you could pick

That like like that's unhealthy, but it would be healthy right you could like eat and it wouldn't like affect you at all just talk about Like a whopper or like a Cheetos pad thai cuz pad thai it's like peanut butter or something peanut butter the peanut sauce

Pad Thai and it like it every like dish of Pad Thai is like 3000 calories and I eat it like every day. Oh pizza because I swear I want to order pizza every other night. I mean it's bad for you but it's not like so calorie dense that it's like I thought it is.

I mean, a slice of pizza is like 800 calories. Well, I eat a whole box. It's not, it's not. Okay. I don't eat like a couple slices. Ordered Domino's and pizza because I was so bored and wanted to see which pizza was better. Domino's. Are you kidding? That's not a question. No, but I ate both. I,

ate both boxes and it was there wasn't just one slice of each and be like I know the winner you were like you were really doing research he was like check this one out it was like a really depressing the answer is dominoes I could have told you before you heard it dominoes completely killed it if I was on death row I like Papa John's wait that's a really great question that's my favorite question Papa John's isn't even here anymore

Yeah, there is. Who's Papa John? There's no way. Domino's is so much better than Papa John. You think so? Yeah. To me, Domino's is a little too greasy. Like when, when you eat the crust, you feel like kind of. Oh, but I love that shit. I've never, this is my like big flicks in life. I,

I think I grew up. I'm not kidding. I grew up. My mom let me eat what my grandparents do. Let me eat anything I wanted. So I don't ever feel sick from food. Me either. I'll never eat Taco Bell and be like, that made me feel bad. Like, no. No, like the other day, I literally had CPK, KFC, Five Guys,

And then something else in like one day. No, but I'm also disgusting. And then the next day. But then she goes through the whole story about how her life is ending. No, yeah, like, but I am allergic to gluten, but normally I eat it and then I just wake up with stomach pain. But then once a month I get super pregnant, excruciating pain, like insane. And I just have to stop doing this to myself. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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Whenever you bring in people from your hometowns and shit or like your friends, are they ever like, what the fuck is going on? They love our group out here. Yeah. Like all of my best friends that I have back home that have come out to visit, they're like, wow, like everybody's genuinely been so sweet and welcoming. And like that makes me feel good that, you know, you have two separate groups of friends and you're seeing them get along. Yeah. I feel like you guys have a really special group, though, where it's like everybody in your group is very...

like humble and like very regular like I feel like none of you like you all have like obviously money and followers and stuff but it's like none of you have like you don't look down on people like you're not like that at all that's I think it's because we're too busy looking down on ourselves honestly right right I feel that one thing is like our friend group like we didn't

Force a friendship to make content. Yeah, I'm constantly hanging out beforehand. Yeah, I saw that Yeah, and then David ended up just like filming us like this is funny. Let's film So it's like it was a very genuine friendship from the start cuz even in the beginning It was we were so weird out that he even had a camera for yeah Cuz we'd hang out all these times without filming anything all of a sudden he just he was like

I'm going to do this. And we're like vlogging. We didn't even know what vlogging fucking was. He's like out there surgically implanting it into his hand though. Like, so it's never a way. No, we set a time. We do a Vine, which takes like fucking 30 minutes to do. And then you upload it and that's it. We don't film anymore. Yeah. But David brought in the camera aspect. We're pretty much filming. I think people often forget too, because it's funny because people obviously...

always ask me like, what, you know, what are you guys like in real life? What's a vlog squad like in real life? Like, what's your intel on it? And I always say they're like some of my favorite people. They're so humble. They're so nice. Like we, you know, obviously we joke and shit, but I'm saying like, you know, we all have the same sense of humor and we can kick it for hours and it's dope because I think they're good people genuinely. And people are like,

what like david's not flexing his cars 24 7 like they're not like all just making fun of each other being evil and i'm like you don't realize like us all sitting around and being like oh my god i love your hair today like oh my god let's take a shot like that's not gonna make for a great vlog like no like but like beside of the vlog but also that doesn't even make for a good friendship like you want people that are gonna call you out when you're doing something stupid you know what i mean like being honest like being brutally honest but i think that's like that's

like me originally, like as a, I'm like a, I was a fan, like a full fan. And I literally like, I loved it. Cause you guys were so relatable. And like, I felt like it was my friend group. You know what I mean? I feel like that's like your guys's appeal to everybody else. It's like, everybody feels like that's like what their true friend group is like. And they're like, Oh my God, I could, I could fit right into this one. And that's the appeal with all of you guys. And I always like, I feel like it's always going to be that way. There's another thing that like, if,

If somebody is like in your friend group or something, like saying something like cracking jokes and like you truly don't like it, like say something. Yeah, exactly. No, 100 percent. If they're your friend, they'll stop. And if they don't, then fuck them. No. And that's like that's again, not to keep referencing the Jonah thing. I just think it's a it's a good like if he was ever like, guys, don't laugh at this. Don't make this. Yeah. Like it's not funny anymore than, you know, and it's not funny. You guys wouldn't like he genuinely is like, you know what I mean? Like it's just funny that people don't know that like.

everyone enjoys that like yeah and if anybody ever feels uncomfortable like I feel like we we always get their back or we always take their back like if someone's like obviously like they're flustered or like something's uncomfortable yeah of course yeah 100% do you it's interesting to me because obviously we know David took a little break from vlogging now he's back yeah do you feel like there's any difference in vlogging then versus now

Oh, 100%. What's the difference? Well, because the pandemic was, honestly, it took the worst toll. We all, like, gained an extra, or we all, like... Gained an extra 10 pounds. That's what I was going to say. But it put, like, another, like, five, six years on our life. Like, we just, we have no energy anymore. We don't want to, like, go out and do crazy shit anymore. We don't want to... Yeah, no, you went sober. Did you do it during the pandemic or when? Yeah, I had a pretty long sober spree, and then I...

Yeah, I got what do they call it? Get back on the wagon. Go back and forth. I think you usually you take off when you're like you feel like you alcohol is kind of like a reward for yourself when you're doing really well. You're like, you know what? I deserve I deserve this weekend. I know a lot of people like really let myself go. But yeah, that's the thing. Like if I'm very like self-aware when it comes to stuff like that and I'll be like, OK, I need to chill for a while. Like, yeah, I've.

But that's good restraint. This is getting to be too much. So then I'll go like a month sober and then I'll just be like, okay. What was your, that was your original reasoning. You were just like, this is too much. I want to go sober. Well, health too. Like I notice, well, one drinking is not the best for your body, but when I'm drunk, I, it's,

I have like an addictive personality. So if I start something, I don't fucking stop. Yeah. So like if I'm drinking, like I'm I'm blacking out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah. And I know that about me. I remember the first time I really realized. And I'll just eat like shit because I'm like, fuck it. I don't care. Yeah. But I mean, but at least you're choosing advice and stopping it. I can't stop any. That's just I think it's important to be self-aware. Like, I feel like what you're saying is like you you notice and then you fix it.

Like that's like, that's important. Cause like, I like my roommate, same thing. She was like, you know what? Honestly, like I've been drinking too much. I like in, and I, I like cannot control myself. What do I do? I have to stop. I'm like, honestly, great. Like a great to acknowledge it and stop. Cause I can't like,

Do I notice things and end it too? I just notice them and keep going if it makes you feel better. Yeah, you cut stuff off. But it's like for a lot of times it's not necessarily like a problem. Like maybe you drink too much and like you get out of hand, but it's not like, like gonna affect your life in like a really negative way. But just being able to acknowledge it at that point, be like, okay, maybe I'll go a month without drinking and accomplishing that. Then it makes you feel good. I noticed like, um, like drinking to me, like in college,

Oh, man. I'm like pouring one out. Anything offensive to the alcohol community? No, I think. Please don't offend us. That offends us. Zane and I are spearheading the alcohol community. I think alcohol is the worst thing in the world. Honestly. But I love it. What?

Brooke and I are chugging our Trulies as you say. No, but I love it. That's the problem. No, it is. No, Heath, it is the worst thing in the world. It is. The most fucking... Want some Trulie? Yeah, cheers. The dumbest things I've ever done in my life and the biggest mistakes I've made have been because I was wasted. Really?

Oh, then that's a very, I mean, I make bad decisions in general. So, I mean, like, but I'm saying if you know something is the common denominator, obviously you're not. So, it's like, wow, I have fun. Yeah. Wow, I'm an idiot. Yeah. That's my whole life. I guess it's just finding a responsible balance. Am I going to go sober after this, guys? No. No. But, I mean, it was an amazing realization. This is AA. We're like...

- Fully, I mean, but why can I see you like speaking at an AA? I actually had a sober boyfriend for a while and went to a couple of AAs and it's so like, just with him. And it was like the most life changing experience. It's crazy. Like people bring in their parents and shit and like have their parents talk about how it affected their lives and shit. Like it like makes you want to ball, it's nuts. One of my first recollections of you guys was of me thinking to myself,

These could be more than just my internet friends. We were at the VMAs. I was telling you about this before. I was wearing curtains on my arms this year. It was such a tragic one. Oh, it was the curtain sleeves year. So fucking tragic. My stylist put curtains down my arms. I just hooked up with Maggie for the first time, too. I'm not going to lie. I saw that shit. I was like, what the fuck is she thinking? But that's when I realized you could wear dumb shit for attention. And that changed my whole life. I dressed as a dollar bill. I took a snake to the VMAs. You know me. I can just...

put some weird shit on it. No, but like people talk about it though. And I think that's the whole point of these like red carpet. But I just remember having curtains on my arms and us three went to some after party and we were just raging. I won't even say what we did. You had on a cowboy hat. I like remember this moment. That was a rage night then. Yeah. Like, no, we went insane. Was this in New York? Was this in New York?

we went to some after party on a rooftop and I just remember thinking, wow, like they rage like me, like we could be friends in real life. And that was kind of the beginning of like us deciding that we could go out together as friends. But I'm saying years went by where I was like, you know, like they're fun. They're lit. Like they're the homies. Like we can get drunk. So when you first said you were going sober, I was like, there's what he's like, come on. Like,

no, you're not like 20 cigarettes in one mouth. Heath. There's like, there's no way. Oh, David took us all recently. Like David took us all to Doheny room. I, were you there that night? I don't, I think it was Todd, but me and Todd were just like fucking ordering beers and shots, chasing the shots of beers, blacking, like truly like we always have. And you were just sitting there next to David. Just like, I'm fucking going home. I'm not drinking. Like you went home and I remember thinking he changed. And now I lost.

I only have Zane and I'm just sad. But I was so proud of you because I was like, he's like, just a typical like vlog squad blackout night for you to actually sit there dead sober. It is so hard to be at a nightclub sober. I'm just surprised. I was trying, like I was literally trying my best. I was just kind of like, I'm feeling the vibe. It's hard to be a teen. It's hard to be a teen too. So like, what are you going to do? What is the point? But to be around drunk people when you're not, and it's like, like I,

It infuriates me. It infuriates me. Everyone wants to say like, oh no, I'll still be fun and stuff. But it's like, it's infuriating, honestly. It's truly infuriating. Like to see someone just like so ignorant and just like fucked up and you're like, okay. That is so much of why I drink at these events because it's like, if you step on my toes when I'm,

drunk, I'm way more chill. If I'm sober and you're a bitch falling all over me, you step on my toes, I want you to die. I'm like, that's not okay. I can't be around drunk people sober. I cannot do it. It's so bad. And then you see that and you're like, man, that's what I'm like. That's horrible. Yeah, and then you're just embarrassed. Do you feel like you've had any...

Well, I guess you guys have like, what? It's a good question. I just got excited. Go ahead. How do you know? I'm sorry. Go ahead. No, it's not a good question. Now that's a lot of pressure because it wasn't that kind of a question. Just talk. No, I was going to ask. I honestly, I feel like I already know the answer because I feel like you guys are already pretty secure in your friend group. But like a lot of other people who stop drinking, like feel like they have a real like shift in who wants to be around them. Because like a lot of people, like a lot of your friends are your drunk friends. Good question.

That's not what I thought she was going to say, but it wasn't. I knew it wasn't. No, it was still a good question. Like, do people treat you differently now that you're sober? It's kind of what she's saying. I don't think so. Not really. Your friend group's so accepting. Because most of the time we're sober around each other. See, my problem is I would never get away with being in my friend group sober. I would never. And that's why I asked that. You have peer pressure. That's why I asked that. And I hate to say it, and I don't want to incriminate you at all. But if I were to go out one night and be like, sorry, I'm not drinking, she'd beat my ass. I would.

I'm not going to lie. I try not to be. I'm just a pusher. Like, I like it. And when all of our friend group is lit. How old are you guys? How old are you guys? I'm 23. 24, 5, 24. How old am I? How old am I? I forget my age all the time. I'm 24. 24? So you're still kind of young. But I went to...

I went to college and I feel like that aged me like nine years at least or 10, 15. Oh, you see, he thought we missed college. We didn't do college. We didn't have the experience. So our college was moving out. Yeah, you guys got the college experience for sure. I'm starting to feel like I have my college years. Exactly. It's blacking out.

Just blocking out with your friends and having fun. That's like literally the whole thing. You guys got that for sure. What I thought Brooke was going to ask when I preemptively said that was a good question. My bad. It was a great question. Hangover anxiety? No, I mean, no. She gets that so bad though. I thought that's what she was going to say. No, I get the hangover. That's it. No anxiety. Don't you watch out when I scratch my...

balls please. Okay. No, no. Scratch your balls. Here at the Camp Tool Podcast we are welcome. Yeah, I scratch my balls all the time. It's fire. No, I was going to, one question that I wanted to know and a lot of people asked on Twitter was, more to Zane but it's to the both of you because you definitely had this era. I'm going to go first. But I mean like, you in a way in your friend group you're known for being the drunk friend

You and I once actually said that that is something we have in common. And even in David's vlogs, I'm definitely one of the drunk ones. I get it. And in my friend group, same thing. So a lot of the things that you've done in his vlogs, and in general, even just when we go without a camera, you're fucking blacked out. Do you have any moments you regret or things where you look back and you're like, holy fuck. Not that was embarrassing, but that was intense. In David's vlog when I was drunk?

Or just in general, yeah, just drunk blackout moments where you're like, holy fuck. Most of the time I don't really. I feel like I don't do anything that crazy where I wake up the next morning, I'm just like, this is, I have to stop drinking. That's shocking. I'm definitely more confident when I'm drinking. My confidence is 100% to the fucking roof where I end up hurting myself really bad. So I dislocated my elbow because-

I'm jumping on my friend and where he threw me over. You love to like, think that you, no offense. You're like, I feel like you're a great size, but I mean like you will come up to me and just like attack me full fledged. And I'm like, you're going to break. I'm not eight years old anymore. I, I,

I think that people can carry me. I could climb on people. Oh, yeah. You've like jumped into my arms before and I'm like, what? I'm going to break my spine. Yeah. I'm like, I'm a good like 190. But when my favorite. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. My favorite drunk moment of yours is this was you. Maybe I'm wrong. I'll cut it out if I was wrong. But it's when you took the lamps in David's house and thought they were like those ball

Oh, yeah. That was Heath. Well, Heath did it, but he didn't purposely broke it. He was holding it and then it fell. So the first time it happened, we were just hanging out and I grabbed the globe and I was just holding it and it literally just... The piece...

detached from the top. And then it just swung without me letting it go. Oh, really? And then the rest of it shattered. And I was like, I was like, literally, I did not just do that. It literally cracked in my hand and then swung without me doing it. And then my drunk ass monkey see monkey do. I was like, and I went to the other side thinking that was a good idea. But like in my head, I knew people got so pissed at me and Heath. Well, the second time. So yeah,

That one broke. Wait, what do you mean the second time? There was only once. There was two. I know, but both of us did it. That's twice. We did it the same time. And then he replaced that light and he didn't like it. So then there was another party he had like a couple months later. Oh, and we did it again. And he was like, if you guys want to break the light again, I'm going to be replacing it.

Oh, so like, cause he thought like that whole bit was funny. And then people were like, you don't respect David stuff. And it's like, this is the vlog. No, little do they know he's telling you off camera. He literally said, no, he's not telling us to break certain things. He's,

We know that he doesn't care. Because all he cares about is getting something good for the video. If his house is on fire and everything in there is just disintegrated, but he gets a good bit out of it. I'm going to buy a new house. Do you guys feel defensive when things like that happen where you want to explain yourself or do you just accept? You're like, I know what happens. We vent to each other for five seconds and we're just like,

what are we going to do? We're going to tell all these people. Yeah, see, you guys are noble for that. I feel defensive over every little thing. I couldn't agree more. Dude, there's even been situations this past couple weeks that I like people who have been trying to involve me with David related shit or whatever. And I want to go be so defensive.

And Zayn to me is always just like, you don't have to do that. Just let it like chill. Like, who cares? You know, it's so fucking good at just knowing that you're good people, not giving a fuck what people say and not saying anything like, well, but I mean, it's different. More people know you're good people. Everyone thinks I'm a fucking terrible person. So I'm quick to like,

want to defend myself, but you guys are really good at having security. - No matter what, at the end of the day, even if you go out and say something, half the people are gonna miss that you said it anyways, and they're still gonna go on about it. And like, no matter what, people are gonna be happy if you, even if you explain it like, to a full extent, like, people have different opinions, and that's fine. Like, think what you want to think. Like, I personally know what I did, my intentions, and if you think that, fine. - Like, if there's something I did that I do that's really bad, or he does really bad, any of us do something really bad,

We have to say something. We have to say, hey, look, we fucked up. We're sorry. No, but you're so good with the liars. When people are just lying on you guys' name, you don't care. I love that. I respect that so much. That's different. You guys know the truth. You know why? I think because we're exhausted already. You're like, fuck it. Why put more energy? To me, I think at the end of the day, people show their true colors. Yeah. Truth always wins. Exactly. And it might take a couple years, and then people go back to some shit like,

Holy shit. I was wrong three years ago and I thought Heath or Zayn, blah, blah, blah. And it's like... No, but the light fixture thing is funny because no one ever really knew that. I remember moving into David's and it's funny because he replaced a lot of shit. So there's just this little tiny, boof-ass light fixture above where the pool table was and I was just reminiscing on that moment at one point. That was such a fun time for us though because especially just watching the vlogs and the

being there. It was fun. It was really fun living there. Honestly, I, we talked about this on your podcast so much, but being neighbors with Zane was the funniest thing ever. Like it was so fun to be neighbors. Like not only couldn't believe you were right there. It was, it was hard to believe. It was really strange. It was, it was just like an interesting time period. I thought I was going to buy the house fully and that it would have been like a longer thing, but it just didn't work out. But, um, we had a lot of nights too, where we'd be up to like,

late in my house or like little parties are very strange because like i'm i'm at david's house but it's your fucking house no it was so weird i remember at one point we were making pizza rolls at like 7 30 a.m and you just looked at me and you're like it is so fucking weird that you live here like this is fucking weird and i was like you're right like i need to go i'm right down the street this is really bad no we were saying i was saying this on their podcast but the the bad thing about being neighbors was saying is he fully used me as a concierge service

for the entire time we lived there. I don't even know if you know this, but every single day Zane would text me like, I need a dentist. He has, he needs a root canal. I need an IV. I need every, I need like, you know what else did you ask me for? You asked me for an IV service. I know you have these connections. We don't have these connections. It's something weird. It's just out of our like,

I think it's more that like you could have every single house call connection that I have, but you're like a way more functioning human. Like your thought isn't like, that's what I was trying to explain earlier where it's like, they're so like so normal. And I see you every day. And I'm like, like, you're like, oh, my tooth hurts. I'm going to drive to the dentist and fix it. I'm like, oh, my tooth hurts. I'm going to DM every dentist in Los Angeles and find one that's going to come to my house. That's what happened. He's all of a sudden he was like,

Zane, this really fucking hurts. And it was a Saturday. I was like, wait. Out of nowhere, my tooth just started like. Let me call my son's care. I've seen a fucking whole ass dentist in her mouth. Yeah. In her mouth. In the house. In her house. I was like, yo, he has to be available. Whatever was wrong with your tooth, do you know? I don't know. Did you fix it? It just went away.

What do you mean? Listen to me. No, no, no. Listen to me. Get it taken care of. Heath, this happens to me all the time. When you have the pain and then it goes away, it'll go away for months, two, like three, four, five months. And you're like, oh, I'm fine. It's going to come back 10 times worse. Buenos Aires World from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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All right, guys. After a 55-minute pee break and us eating every snack in the kitchen, we are back. We are back. They just introduced me to the idea of breaks, which was crazy. Which is extremely detrimental to what we have going here. She's like, what is this? I like it. No, like, I just never do that. Every five seconds, she's like, I'm going to need a quick break. But just realizing that you can, like, stop and, like, eat and, like, pee. It's fun, right? It was amazing. You get your energy back. This is my favorite episode so far. I just ate a whole pizza. It was great. Actually, I have to burp.

Okay. Don't you dare. So when I went on their podcast for the first time, not only did I apparently talk shit about you, which you're still mad about, right? I was fighting. No, you didn't talk shit. She told lies. She told lies. Tatiana lying? Never heard of that. You guys probably, it went right over their head because she was using it. It was a fake name. I had an alias. I was Mindy. Oh, yeah. She went on your podcast and she started talking about how I was super,

suing her which how'd you guys work that out you know can I tell you something Mariah sent me like the sweetest she like she sent me like a really long message she said fuck Tana no no no she said and she was like she was like had we known like it was about you we would have never spoken about it and she was so sweet about it that I was like wow like that really made me like oh I didn't know she reached out to her that's nice of her we all felt like that we just didn't you know we didn't reach out honestly she sent it on all of our behalf no she did she's like all of us feel really bad you guys are like oh my god I have no idea Jesus what did I just touch

There is a very, very questionable white crusty stain behind me. No one's came here yet. You had somewhere. Oh, my. Ew. Come on. You were going somewhere with that one. No, I'm. But genuinely, I would love to fuck in the podcast. Lord have mercy. I'm about to bust. So but while I was on your podcast, you guys had me play this game.

And it got me in a lot of trouble and nothing ever really. Yeah, definitely. I thought this was like kind of known that. Oh, but it's not that you got me in trouble. It's like what I wrote got me in trouble. And those people came after you? A couple of them definitely were like, who came after you? That means they watched our podcast. I remember. What did I say about that?

Bella. Well, you're about to. She watched. She watched. She heard about it. I don't even know. And then some big celebs watching our shit. And then Taika just made a joke about like, you'd be talking about me on podcast. But like, it was like, that was the only. Taika. Taika. Taika.

No, God, I just want to... I'm good now. Two people I don't need to associate myself with any further. Love you, Tyga Bella. Maybe we'll get there one day. We are traditional. Look at us. We're mainstream. We're mainstream, baby. But so basically this game is where the host... Yeah, I got to get the fuck away from those topics. The host gives the...

the contestants, a list of people. So you guys gave me, like every person I've ever dated, of course, which is about as big as the vlog squad numerically. So I gave you a list of vlog squad members. And then you, as the guest, you write a secret about each one of them on a list of cards. And then it is our job to put the secret to the person.

And honestly, some of these are pretty controversial and I don't think it's out yet. No. But the trick is you can put them wherever you want and we can only tell you how many you got right. Oh, yeah. That's fucked up because on my episode you were like, that one's Noah. Okay, sure. Like you, you confirmed it. No, nobody, it still wasn't confirmed on that episode who. Okay, so there's no like,

telltale like this is right. This is your guys's job to really sell it because just like how I sold it, I feel very convinced that we can do a really good job with this. And we'll tell you how many you got right. Won't say which ones and you don't get to move them around until you get them all right. Yeah. Okay, beautiful. And then maybe next time when we do a return episode, maybe we can go through some of them. So the people on this list are as follows.

David Dobrik, Jason Nash, Susie Antonian. Susie? Yes, ma'am. Jonah, Susie's brother. Todd Smith, Matt King, Natalina Noel, Corinna Kopp, Stassi Baby, Miss Anastasia Karinakalou. Love of my life. Yeah, I want to ask you more about Stassi after this. I'm going to get into it. And Miss Mariah Amato. We tried to throw in some random ones, but we have some main Vlog Squad members. And Zane and Heath just spent 55 minutes. No, no.

Right. We didn't want to be lazy with you. No, that's what I do appreciate. We could have half-assed it. Yeah. Giving us the best secrets. Some people may be upset with some of these, but hey, we're on Cancelled Podcast with Tana. Thank God. So what do you guys expect? I thought I was going to get no juice today. So knowing I'm getting at least some makes me so happy. Should I read these secrets one by one and then we begin placing them?

Sure, yeah. And you guys talk about it just like we did. Well, you can read it, set it down where you think it is, and then move it around, but you get one shot at being final answer. Okay. I've gotten one sneak peek on the first one. I already am really torn up, so I'm worried about what these are going to be like. Okay, so the first secret is had sex on Todd's bedroom floor.

See, that's tricky because like in like is it with Todd or no? Right. Because then Natalie and Corinna could be two of the. But I also feel like they just wouldn't write that for them. Yeah, I do agree. I feel like we should almost eliminate them for that reason. I almost feel like it should be somebody who. Just to give you like a hint, we weren't lazy with these.

That's gorgeous. I don't know if that's a hint, but stay watch. Maybe we return to that one. Got a breast reduction. That's fucked up. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. I think I know. God, I'm a genius. But then it's also like, what if it's like a trick thing for like Jonah or someone? No, that's what I truly think. It's so fun hearing them try to figure it out. She's actually big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has very smelly feet. This could just be me. That's Tana.

Has very smelly feet. Whoever that is, I resonate. My feet be... Had a whole party to celebrate their LASIK surgery. Stassi. Stassi. We can already put that one. Baby, I'm a genius. Stassi. I know for a fact. I was supposed to go to that. Thank God we got one. I'm a Stassi stan. Stingy as fuck. I'm like...

Stingy as fuck is funny. I almost think that'd be really funny for David. I almost kind of feel like that's David. I don't feel like David. I feel like he's the least stingy. Never, never read a book. I just keep reading one book. Has never read a book. That's so fucking funny, just in general. Had sex with a doll. I'm going to go with Jason on that one. I immediately thought Jason, too. Had sex with a doll. I mean, I guess I could say Jonah. Can I ask context? Like a blow-up doll? No. No.

Like just a doll? Yeah, like a sex doll. Oh, yeah, like a sex doll. Oh, but like the expensive ones? That gives me Jason or Jonah vibes. But that's just fucked up. Like you're automatically calling them under-fucked. Oh, someone said has a secret girlfriend. We know Matt's girlfriend. She's not that secret, is she? Look how fucking scandalous we're being right now. I know.

Thank God. I really thought you guys were going to give me fucking nothing. How's a secret girl? Well, we can eliminate a lot of people. And this is the last podcast we should be doing this show. I know, right? This is the one that's going to get seen on. I know. Thank God, guys. Go on your other podcasts and talk about your fucking coffee company. We can eliminate, like, it's not Todd, not Mariah, not Stassi, not Karina. Except for the famous DJ. We know Karina has done a lot. But what if they're also throwing it off? Like, what if, like, one of these motherfuckers, like, buttfucked Dylan Francis? And we don't know. I feel like we could bet money on that one being Karina.

Got a stylist just to go to the movie theater in parentheses. That's got to be Corinna, right? That has to be Corinna. No, I feel like this is Natalie because she's been on her stylish shit. I know, but I... Really? Yeah. Yeah.

I stand Natalie after her whole Sports Illustrated situation. Oh, my gosh. She's my queen. Okay. Not Sports Illustrated. Wait, I'm stuck on this has a secret girlfriend thing. Right. Okay, so. God, if it's David, I'm fucking heartbroken. Oh, my God. That is fucked up. I don't. Oh, my God. I'm trying to read body language now. I'm like, what are they doing? Oh, it's all right. It's all right. So it is David. I'm not saying anything. We're not giving any hints for these. Never read a book.

I want to know because Todd wrote a book. So you know he's an actor. But does that really mean anything? That doesn't always mean they coincide. I almost feel like their reaction made me think you should put that with Todd. Has very smelly feet. We're not giving you anything. No, what I need to know is what anybody could possibly write about sweet angel Mariah. Oh, I forgot that Mariah's even on this. Okay, wait.

So it has to be, like, one of the ones that are, like, really not that bad. Mariah obviously read a book. She reads. I can tell. Corinna. But the DJ one is making me think. I feel like Corinna's smart, actually. Right. Right.

- You're a bully. - Had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. - I feel like what we said earlier was true. - You have to speak into the mic, Tana. - I don't think that they would have put that if it were anybody who we know has had sex with Todd. I think it was somebody besides Todd. - I agree. Who got a breast reduction? - I'm gonna go with one of the boys.

My money's on Jonah. But didn't Susie at one point have big boobs? Actually, that's a good one. You can't ask us. She could still have big boobs, just not like enormous boobs. Let's go with Susie. I'm going to bet Susie on breast reduction. Let's put that there. I don't know. We can always move them around later.

Oh, yeah. You can send them wherever you want. Yeah, once it's all on the board, I feel like it'll be easier to move on. Here's the thing. Even if it is not Corinna, she did do that, and that's public knowledge. So if somehow that's still incorrect, wouldn't I still get a correct point? Maybe we should tell her about this one, right? But then that means it's not Corinna by what he just said. Ooh.

She's a cheater. She's a cheater. It's not Karina. So what? Could it be a female? That one wasn't really fair. Yeah. Explain this one ever so slightly. No, that's it. That's all you got. What if it's a female DJ or who's in a secret relationship? I'm going to go. Honestly, Todd's not. Natalie's not. Jason's in a secret relationship, right? He is kind of. She's. Yeah. Jason. I don't know. Oh, you fucking manipulative bitch. Matt. I feel like people know about Patricia, right? Do they? People can have more than one girlfriend.

- But I genuinely believe David's stingy as fuck. Even if that's not like his fact, I borderline would put it there. - He bought a $10 million house. - I know, but I feel like you're just trying to make me out of it. - I would put like, be quick with it and then look at the board again. - I think wholeheartedly they would never write that about David.

Wow, we're being we're being okay breast or true on this, you know, I see Jonah Dress reduction is Susie or Jonah that has to be we're just shitting on their whole family. No, I don't mean like that Oh my god, I makeup it's sticking. What do you mean? Oh god, I'm going on my boy. Oh Maybe Susie. I'm trying to think about her tits, but oh wait, wait, wait, wait, Corinna stingy as fuck remember the whole $53 for Yes, okay

Whose feet would smell? I do think Natalie got a stylist to go to the movie theater. I don't think Mariah's feet smell, but I almost feel like that was like a cop out. That's how we get out of saying anything like actually like incriminating about her. Okay. Okay. Right? Hooked up with a famous DJ. So. That's tricky. I feel like it almost, it could be a female DJ. Maybe Todd. I would say Todd. No, but there's not. Like, think about what they think like famous is. There's only a few female DJs. I don't think they would say that. I don't know.

And no one fucked with him. Okay, well then we have to change an answer because it was Stassi or Corinna, babe. Well, Stassi's is correct. And Corinna... No, Stassi's is right. That's locked in, baby. Who would have sex with a doll? I almost feel like... Jason. But who would have sex on Todd's floor? Todd? We didn't even think about that one. I mean, Todd has had sex on Todd's floor. But then, no, I don't feel like they would think that far. It's not Todd. Okay. I almost... It's not Mariah. I don't think it's David. Does David read? Has he never read a book? David's read books.

Right? I don't know. This is tricky, but I feel like we're doing a really bad job. Can we, I think maybe we put secret girlfriend for Matt. I think it's Jason. I think it's Jason too. Put it on Jason. I don't know. I feel like Matt's girlfriend's not a secret. Put it there and you can always move stuff around. Like if you like get to the end of it. I had sex with a sex doll. I could see Jonah doing that. I could see, I don't think Matt would actually execute that. Has a secret girlfriend. I almost think we should move over to David.

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Stop trying to break my heart. I just don't think Tana wants to accept it. No, dead ass. Like, I'd rather get one wrong than put that fucking sticky note. I'd rather throw this board out though. No, it's literally insane. Never read a book. Never read a book. I could see Todd. Honestly, I could see Todd. And it's funny because he wrote a book, so we're just going to do it. Had sex with a sex doll. I almost think Jonah. I mean, it has to be Jonah or Jason, so honestly, maybe just put it there.

Oh my God, imagine it's David. Plot twist. Suddenly I'm a sex doll. Very smelly feet. I honestly, I don't know. Who had sex on Todd's bedroom floor? You would never say that about David, though. Even if David literally ran a train on someone, like you would not, I don't think you guys would admit it. No, they wouldn't. It wouldn't be David. We're on the canceled podcast with Hannah. But Todd's bathroom floor, that has to make sense. Like who is like...

Like, why couldn't they go to their own room? It can't be someone who lived with him. I think David would fuck in the Tesla over the bathroom floor. Like, I just still don't think he would. I don't know. Oh, did it say bedroom or bathroom? Bedroom. Bedroom. Bedroom. Oh, bedroom floor. So he definitely didn't. They didn't have a room to go back to. So that eliminates some people. Right? We're stuck. We're left with Mariah, Matt, and David. Well, Mariah, what's the... I feel like they said David has very smelly feet. Because it's still nice enough to where their checks will keep getting paid, but it's like... Oh, that's jail. Just kidding.

She doesn't mean that at all. No, it's just funny when people think. I know. But Matt would never hook up with a famous DJ. And I know they would never write that for Mariah. Had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. I could see that happening, actually, because didn't they live together for a while in your house? Did Matt and Todd live together? We did live together. But then it's like, why wouldn't you go back to your own room? And the plot thickens.

No, because they're not going to ever tell us what we were right about. But Mariah would never hook up with a famous DJ, so we're completely in trouble. You're right. Because if Heath is not a DJ. There has been a problem. To be honest. What's the most Mariah one? Well, the only thing that I can consider like Mariah-able is like smelly feet or like something that's like really not incriminating at all.

She's definitely read a book. She reads for sure. She definitely. Oh, what if Mariah had really big boobs and got a breast reduction? She literally weighs 98 pounds. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. Mariah doesn't have a secret girlfriend. Smelly feet has to be Mariah. That's what I'm saying. Or Stingy could be Mariah, but I just don't see it from her. I know she's so like giving. Like I could just, yeah. But Corinna is. Nevermind.

I don't think Natalie... Okay, I think that we have to put Smiling Feet with Mariah because... I think so too, but then it's like David didn't have sex with the famous DJ. I'm just imagining Dylan Francis like topping David. Come on. Oh my God. Okay, so, but Matt would never have... We've made a terrible mistake somewhere along the line and I don't even know how to fix this. So do we put Secret Girlfriend on Matt...

Like, check this one out. And then sex on Todd's bedroom floor onto Jason. I don't think Jason could do that. Oh, no, no, no. But who hooked up with the fucking DJ? That's so Corinna. No, but they wouldn't write that for Corinna because that's like saying, oh, like, Corinna showed her tits online. I agree. It's like, whoa, crazy. I lost my pause. No, you guys, come on. Give us something.

I'm so proud of us. I'm so proud of us. Have we done a really, can you give us a hint? Like, have we done a really bad job? Nothing yet. No, no, we can't tell you yet. That's so hurtful. That's fine. Because we don't want you to like move ones that are like, you know, we don't want to completely fuck you. Then maybe we put never read a book on David because I could see him never reading a book. Honest to God, the only thing that I feel confident about is Stassi.

Couldn't agree more. I like all of them. You guys did do an amazing job. That's why it took you literally three hours to do it. Hooked up with a famous DJ. Todd. It could be Todd. What if it's like Celeste Bright? And then Jason. Oh wait, she's not a DJ. And then Jason had sex. Celeste. And then Jason had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. No.

But you made a good point. Like, why would it be someone who lives there? But then when we said it was Matt, they looked at me with, like, a look. Like, I felt like... No, Matt and them, they lived together at the time. I know, but, like, so... So I would almost think that it would be somebody who, like, who didn't live with them. Take the reins. Maybe Jonah had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. I don't think Jonah's had sex ever.

Well, if we moved had sex with the sex doll to Jason, then we could put had sex on Todd's bedroom floor to Jonah. But I don't think Jonah has had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. Why not? They don't live together, so that would make sense. Why would anybody who lived in a certain house... I feel like Jonah's a virgin. He's not.

Because she's had sex with him before. Yeah, I'm like, baby, he's not. And not even just me. I'm not saying anything about him. Even just his persona, I just feel like he's not out here. I think wholeheartedly that Jonah is the one who had sex on Todd's bedroom floor, and I think that Jason had sex with the sex doll.

I see it the other way. Like, I fully feel like Jason. Okay, well, this is your podcast. No, no, shut up. No, no, no. Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go. No, it's too late. Sorry. No, I'm doing it. Put it where you truly feel. No, I'm doing it Brooks way because otherwise I'm going to get canceled in the comments. I'm like, Jesus, take the lead. So, wait, who hooked up with the DJ? We didn't even talk about that yet. Jonah had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. Jason had sex with the doll.

They're like you got one. And that's not like so unbelievable. I know. Okay. I'm like Todd loves marshmallow. Are you ready? Okay. Don't say anything yet. Just look at. Yeah. Oh my God. I want to know. This is my favorite thing we've ever done. That was hard. That was hard. Honestly, should we guess how many we got right? One. I think four.

Let me look through again. Oh, I do think Natalie's right. And I mean, I do think I don't think Natalie's is right. I never thought it was. I think Natalie's is completely right. I think that Corinna, she does. She's been known for being stingy. But what if that was just too easy? Yeah. Oh, yeah. OK. Yeah. Three. Three. You got three right. That's it. Yeah. That's fucking it. And you won't tell us which one. You have to tell us which three are right. That's fair. Tell us which three are right. I think you I think you got to guess which ones are right.

Well, we know Stassi's right. Yeah. Karina, Karina, Stassi, Natalie. No, I think. Wait, is that right? Yeah. That was it. That was it. And every other fucking one is wrong? Yeah, completely wrong. Okay, wait, let me, can I just like. Okay, wait, now. There is no round two. No way. You know what we could do? And that's it for the game. I want to see where they put it, but we won't say if it's right or, that's not fun then.

No, no. But afterwards, I have to know. Oh, my God. We got so many wrong. So, yeah. So the three of those, Stas definitely had a whole ass party for her LASIK surgery. It was hilarious. Corinna is exactly what you said. We all did hibachi one night. And Corinna tried to take literally like, what, $10 off? Because she didn't have any. Yeah, she was like, I didn't have any meat. She's like, I only had rice. And she made like $4 million. It was a full hibachi dinner. And she was like, can I get some money? Yeah.

I have to give it to her though. Like in 20 years, she's a multimillionaire and she'd be like, Hey, can you split the Uber? I'm like, fuck. We've seen it happen a lot before. People are just like, they're always like very frugal. And Natalie, one night she was like, Hey, Hey Reggie. Um,

Hey, Reggie, I need clothes for tonight. Can you get me something? But we were going to. We were just watching a movie at a movie theater. Oh, my God. Just normal night. It wasn't a red carpet event. It wasn't a premiere. It wasn't even a screening. It was just a regular casual movie night. Jason's the secret girlfriend. And she got a whole outfit. Is it secret, though? It was really funny. Yeah, Jason's the secret girlfriend. We fucked up there. I don't know. It must be on Vlog Squad TikTok. I feel like I have all the deets. Out of all the wrong ones, there's one that has been talked about before. The rest are a secret. Which one?

Actually two that have been talked about and the rest are a secret. What are the two that have been talked about? Absolutely not. They've been talked about. You can tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. I'm lost and hooked up with a famous DJ because that means it has to be a guy because the only girls we've already like. No, Susie. Susie hooked up with a famous DJ. That's true. Yeah, no shit. We've all talked about it already. Wait, really? Oh my God, I'm an idiot. And then, and then the other one was, um,

The sex doll? No. No, that didn't come up. So it's David. No, wait, wait. No, I still think it was Jason. I'm not convinced of it. The way I'm jealous over a doll, if it were David. I need to stop. What's the other one? Are you okay? No. What's with you and David? I don't know. Oh, yeah. No, that's it. Oh, my God. I can't wait to know after. Well, guys, that was an amazing round of that game. So in our break. There was a couple where I was like, I really hope they don't get this one right. I know. I have to say it.

I am so excited to know and in the future discuss, but it's okay. It's okay. I mean, you guys played a well game because I gave very giving ones. You guys did good. Fuck you. Apparently not. But I'm not going to lie. Yours was much more fun.

But you had like juicy shit in your ears. Very juicy shit. But I respect y'all for like actually playing the game and being very secretive. You know that one of the biggest questions I kept getting asked if you guys have ever done psychedelics or Molly or if you have any stories. Have you never done psychedelics? I've definitely done it. I just don't have any crazy stories. You've never taken a psychedelic though? I've never done like the fun drugs.

That's good for you. That's wild. I would love to see my mom. I'm like, I'm scared of my own mind. So I don't. You'd be awesome. That's my problem. As soon as I tried Molly, well, technically twice, but it was an accident the second time. After that, I will never, ever try like a hard drug. I don't think ever again. Because it's so traumatizing. I feel like you do it like once in a blue moon, like once a year or once every two years. But it's like.

It really makes you look at everything in a positive way. Yeah. I mean, obviously the downfall is the comedown. It's not like we're condoning it. I mean, I literally did Molly every day for two years when I was 15 to 17. That's crazy. Maybe that's why I have Swiss cheese brain now. You know what I mean? I don't recommend it at all. There's a lot of negative effects of that.

For sure. And you're probably doing a lot of ecstasy because the ecstasy pills are like very dangerous because it's on Mitsubishi. That's why I liked Molly though. But in Vegas, it was like, there's pink, yellow, there's pink Molly, there's yellow Molly. There was like a whole, like it was very strange. Wasn't there like a, like a, uh, brown too. I remember like in high school, people were doing like, they were,

- They were like different color like ecstasy pills. - Yeah, it was like a different shape. - It was like a red transformer. - Yeah, orange. - Yeah, and there's like Tesla's. - There were Twitter ones at one point. - Remember the yellow Snapchats? - What's the, yabba dabba, oh no. Yabba dabba doo, what's that cartoon? - Flintstones. - The Flintstones like vitamin pills. - Oh, they made them like ecstasy? - Kinda look like that, yeah.

I'm just so surprised he doesn't. You'd be fun on mushrooms. I like almost want to push you to do it. Like, I think it'd be awesome. See, she's a pusher. I'm like curious. Mushrooms are like weird because it's like, I've heard that if you don't like weed, you shouldn't do mushrooms. That's what happens. See, I don't smoke weed. I can't because I get super paranoid, but I like, I will do mushrooms or like, I'll take them like if I'm like in like,

- Yeah. - Like I was just in Ojai and it's so nice, like stars. - I've heard like microdosing is a thing too. People like microdosing instead of medication. - I did that in Utah. In Utah that was like my main, like everyone was like telling me about it and I was literally like, I was taking like little pieces at a time until eventually it was like no longer microdosing at all.

I do have mushrooms. Once I have one, I have to have like 50. Like once I'm on one mushroom, I'm like, this is great. I need a second. Then I'm on two. I need like 50. That's how an addiction starts. Probably. Honestly, I had the worst mushroom trip too. And then I didn't do them for like a year. But now I'm back, baby. Give me a mushroom. What scared me was that movie Shroom. Have you seen that movie Shroom? It's like a horror movie. It's like these guys do mushrooms at a forest. That's like a bad trip. I've never like tripped. Like I've never taken enough to like really like...

Feel it, feel it. I just always take like a little at a time. Love a good mushroom. But moving back to what we were talking about about four minutes ago, I was not. You thought I was asking if you guys ever hooked up. Oh, dick pills. Dick pills, yes. But it reminded me that I saw a clip on TikTok. Speaking of being on Vlog Squad TikTok, I think you were on Remy and Alicia's podcast. You guys had a threesome with the porn star. Oh, here we go. Oh, my God. First of all, have you ever hooked up outside of that?

What do you mean? Have you two ever hooked up? Have I hooked up with Zane? No. No. What kind of question is that? I fuck all my friends. Who knows, you know? She does. We haven't fucked. We haven't. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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Name one. Them. Like all your girlfriends and all your guy friends you just hugged all over? Not all of them but I mean like I just I have a weird complex too because I like I like things that are wrong. She doesn't like differentiate between loving someone like she's like oh my god I love them. Imagine it's like a workplace and the boss is fucking I used to do that when I worked retail I would

fuck my bosses always like I love if it is wrong like I like get off to that like even with Chris my current boyfriend like when we first started hooking up we knew it'd make like eight people mad and I was like that's so hot like I'm just I just love that refer back to the Mindy story time I'm just talking I'm sorry laughing

I love wrong shit. But okay, so, but you guys have never hooked up. Congratulations to you to make it this far. Us too. If I was to fucking do it, it'd be you. But you have threesome? Protection. Protection always. You guys don't trust each other? You think you have fucking AIDS? No, but so you fucked a porn star. The two of you together. Yeah. Simultaneously. So I want to hear about this. Okay. Female porn star, yes? Yeah. I'm not, I'm just, I'm really. It wasn't, like the thing is that the story, like there's not much to it. It was just a very like,

Like, it was very spur of the moment. Like, she wanted to fuck you both, and then you guys got it. This was a long time ago, I'm assuming, obviously. Yeah. What was the vibe? Like, Eiffel Tower or, like, turn-taking? What does that even mean? I feel like we're on the Call Her Daddy podcast now. Sorry, I'm sorry. That's not usually our talk. Like, usually we talk like... Like, Eiffel Tower would be, like, them two touching hands and the girls in the middle ones. To me, the Eiffel Tower is like... I feel like that's a little funky. No, we didn't do that. So you took turns, right?

That sounds awful, taking turns. What? It just sounds awful. No. You don't. I'm trying to tread lightly here. I'm picturing Mariah's mom watching this podcast. Oh, he's on a podcast. I'm having a hard time. Wait, no, that's what I was thinking too. I would be talking about everything right now if it wasn't for Mariah. See, I have no family. I don't ever have those thoughts. I know, but I feel, I honestly feel like. I feel weird talking about it. Okay, last question. Do you both nut? Do we nut? No.

Did you? Yes, we both nated. Okay, yes. Lower head mercy, I'm about to love. I can't, I actually cannot even imagine this. Would I know the porn star? No.

That's literally fucking insane. I cannot. Now you guys are so. I said no. So. No, never. No, he's lying. No, we've never like mentioned who it was, right? No. No, we still. And we won't. We won't. Oh, my God. Oh, my. I want to know what so many other like vlog squad threesomes and shit like I bet there are a lot of. No, no, no. There's not like outside of like this one. I don't think.

I just say, I'm sure Todd and Scott have had their moments. Okay, this is my question for you. Who's your dream vlog squad threesome? Oh, I thought you were just going to say threesome in general. Oh, but that's kind of like, you can't say it really. No, what do you mean? Jeff and David. No questions.

Jeff's just so hot. One time Jeff called me beautiful over text and I still jack off to the thought of it. Um, but, and then David would just have to be, have a gun to his head. So I mean like, who knows, you know? Yeah. There was a while that Todd was like hot, but like now I look at Todd as such a family man. Like he just like became so, he's gotten much more mature. He got, but it was like insane. Like Todd was like the slutty one. And now he's like, like he's going to marry Natalie. I miss that Todd though. Oh,

I miss that Todd. Do you? He's too mature now. Yeah. Yeah, I know. And wholesome too. It's like he wants to hike. He wants to read poetry. Like, you know. He wants to drink the night before and wake up still hungover and go hike and go work out and actually make it. But I think now I give Natalie full credit for that at the same time because it's like, like,

No, I don't. I think if he wasn't in love, like he would still be like that, you know? Yeah. I don't know. I don't even know. I don't know. The truth, if they do, if they do end the relationship, I'm not saying they will, but like if they do, it'll be a true test to see, hey, does Todd. What happens? I wonder to see, like I want to know what that would be like because I will like.

Because in a friend group, like I feel like you can't really date. You're not supposed to anyway date in a friend. I love them too. I love wrong shit. Like you are bad. So I like I was everything to me. That was that relationship confused us for a while. We did not know if it was real or if it was like something that they were just doing just in the meantime. Just the who knew from the country. Who knew first?

They hid it from everybody for a while. I think for months. Yeah. I feel like David probably knew first. David probably knew. He probably was like, Natalie, you need to tell me right now. Do you think there was ever a point where that made David jealous? No, honestly. I hate that. There's always like something about me that wants the true love story. I think maybe weird because like...

Imagine a friend of mine from back home is working for me and one of my friends started a relationship with her. I'd probably feel a little weird about it, but I wouldn't. - I get being protective a little bit. - Yeah. - Yeah, no, but I just, obviously there was that time where everyone shipped Natalie with David and I was definitely a part of that. I was like, if I'm gonna let David go. - Yes, but no. - You were the spam account, so I was like, no.

Tana and David, Tana and David all the way. She's like, I heard David loves Tana. Yeah, no, literally the only comment ever of that, it's automatically in like a comment filter that would never happen. I feel like his biggest concern was like, would it like mess up anything with work? That's the problem. You almost like, not that you like are looking toward the end, but it's like you worry about how it's going to end and how it's going to affect everything.

everybody because it's like that's not gonna be fun the entire natural balance of your group i always like yeah the thing is like todd and corinna are like good now so i feel like in our head in our head was like oh not only in todd and yeah we didn't think it was gonna last in the beginning and then depending on me i could never i'm so emotional i'd be like like i have to leave this group entirely oh yeah no that's mature of corinna because i would probably freak out like which is but obviously she just didn't depend too on yeah i think yeah i feel like it was

Like, I always saw the relationship as, like, a show. It was almost, like, for entertainment. It was fun. It was for all of us to, like, see that. But, like... It was a nice little drama to follow. They were a good couple, though. Yeah, they looked good together. One night, Natalie and I went out, and we got so fucked up, and she ended up coming back to my house. She actually slept in my bed, and I kicked Chris out, and it was just me and her in my bed, and Chris was, like, literally on the floor or something. But I remember I spent...

hours growing up like are you gonna marry Todd like what like is this really real and it was after that conversation that I was like damn like they might get married like it's it's so cool it's interesting it's crazy lots of vlog squad weddings in the future what's your favorite vlog bit that you ever did

That you've ever done with David or with you guys is there one that sticks out the one recreating bad, baby Where we oh, yeah, that was fun where you smash the TV and yeah, we were like wrestling. It was so fun That's so just being able to be a care. That was a long time ago. Wasn't it? Yeah, so Wasn't that in like the OG apartment? Yeah, my all-time favorite one We ever did together was at that party where we were on each other's shoulders and we fell into the table Oh and the table

snapped in half. It was almost like planned. It was almost like someone went there with a screwdriver and was like, this is going to fall perfectly to what Heath and I are going to do right now. I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'll have to look it up. I'll show you after. I mean, I'm a super fan. It was this girl's party and like... You know what's the one we're talking about? Of course. Her shit was just being like, we were just destroying, like not purposely, but like we were just fucking up shit accidentally. But wasn't she like so excited that you guys were there? Yeah. She was just like...

You guys are fun. Like she, she didn't care because she saw everything was happening, but like, it was, it was really funny. That was also, it's funny. Cause I, like, I, I would assume you'd say like the rich bits, like the foam in the backyard or the pranks or anything. No, you know what? We never really like, yeah. Got excited about the science experiments or anything like that. It's like, yeah, I like to see a good, like, those are more scary than anything. Cause you don't know what's going to happen. So you're sitting there like shaking the whole time. Like,

You know something's about to explode. You don't know if it's going to be toxic or if it's going to, like, get on you. So you're just like, okay, here. Here we go. I am not qualified to do this. Because David always kept, like, those, like, obviously what it's going to do. What it's going to do. What it's going to do, he keeps that from us. So we don't know the...

- Like what are we actually gonna do? - But like, I wanna see those explosions so I can come up with funny stuff to do with the explosion. So if I know it's not this big crazy thing, it's only in this area, I can, I can, I can-- - Like formulate like what you're gonna do. - David pro tip, tell your explosive. - Yeah, I've told David this multiple times. I just, there's times where I'm just like, just show it to me. Trust me, it'll be better for everybody if we just know what this explosion is. He's like, no, I wanna keep it a secret.

But I think that before we say anything else terrible, we should end this podcast. But you guys are my favorite people and my favorite guests. I enjoyed this so much. That was amazing. Thank you. Thanks for having us. Honestly, I thought this was going to go a lot worse. I know. Keith and I were on our way here. We're like, bro.

Bro, what is going to happen on this? I know I had a whole list of things that I would ask you if I could buy. No, I can't. Shadi in this episode wouldn't come out. So what I think for what I was given to work, let's see how this episode goes and like the comments and everything. And then maybe next time we can amp it up a little further, like see exactly how far we can push the envelope. Thank you guys so much for

coming on and I love you guys get your Kermode coffee fucking drink a happy hour I don't even know what they're doing anymore I just like you throw your money at them I don't even know thank you guys thank you for coming bye guys bye guys Tanimoja is cancelled a DWE talent production Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance I'm Marco Wendt and I'm Rick Schwartz

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