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all of my favorite memories are like night and it's cold outside like just some episodes like Marianne when we filmed that episode what a good time like and with my Bob I love that that's like my best or like maybe not the actual cut but I love that length of your hair really but like at that point I think you had just taken like scissors to your extension yeah it's so funny that that's our like most viral episode ever that always happens to me like you

me with the toothbrush the red lip like i just i loved that red lip you have so much to say about that red lip i think it's laid but anyways i am excited to film tonight i'm trying to get in like an upbeat i was crying all day yesterday like it just hi i well first of all i just get very emotional like just around my period sometimes like one in every five periods i'm like just such a crier but

every video, every Kamala, everything yesterday, I was just like sobbing. I don't know. Her speech did make me feel better though. It did. I almost felt like she was like, it's okay. It's going to be all right. Yeah. It was like, and good for her. Like I just, I was really thinking about the strength it takes to, she was so graceful about it. I was thinking, I was telling BB beforehand. I'm like, imagine like how anxious you are because you put so much of your time and your energy and your money and everything into this campaign. And like,

She's so emotionally invested in it, of course. I'm just so sad. Yeah, I was probably just like, it's crazy. I know people like really hate hearing. It's so interesting because whenever we talk about politics or our thoughts, all the comments are like, don't fucking talk about that. Like I saw these TikToks today, like asking us to speak up. And I was like,

I just feel like I've been seeing so many takes on the internet that are really good. Me too. And I've seen a lot of people just changing my perspective a little bit. Saying there's no sense in being pessimistic and thinking the sky is falling and everything's going to end. It's hard to remain with hope, but you definitely still have to try. You know what I mean? I've been seeing a lot about the 4B movement. Have you been seeing that? So over in...

God, and I'm going to butcher this and this is why people get mad, but just you'll understand the gist. Obviously, do your research. This is I'm not trying to educate anyone. But over, I think in Korea, the women were essentially saying, hey, we don't have any rights like this is fucked. And so they all stopped dating and having sex and whatever.

essentially went celibate and for the first time ever the death toll was higher than the birth toll and that's like very scary for like repopulation but they were saying like we're not gonna keep generating babies if you're not gonna like give us our rights good yeah so i'm celibate now sorry macaulay yeah i don't know it's heavy i just i'm trying to not be like negative about it because it's like i feel like there's nothing it's like out of my hands it's crazy i saw this guy tweeting i i

I don't know his name, but he's like a very heavy Trump supporter. And he's like famous for it. And he just tweeted like, your body, my choice, like yada, yada. It is so scary. These certain men that are taking it there. Like it's just like...

It's horrifying. It's horrifying as a woman, for sure, to see things like that and people like that. It is, but you have to hope that those people are just, like, troll. Like, I hope. The fact that there are so many men out there who really do, like... Genuinely feel that way. Yeah, and want to take our rights away. It's so scary, and it does feel very regressive, but... Speaking of that, I'm, like, becoming such a, like...

movie reviewer but have you seen woman of the hour no you need watch it tonight like promise me you'll watch it it's on netflix anna kendrick accident and she directed oh i have seen woman okay yeah loved it it was so good i didn't realize it was based on a true story yeah completely based on a true story it's such a crazy movie it's i've never seen a movie that so accurately depicts

the feeling that it is to be a woman and to be scared of a man and to have to fawn to get away from a man and all of those like type of things. I feel like it's going to go down in history. The difference of,

This movie versus It ends with us Like what they I feel like this movie Is exactly what it ends with us Was like kind of trying to do And just like Blake Lively Obviously failed that so hard Anna Kendrick didn't make A dollar from it She didn't Well she did But she donated it all Which is amazing Also I just think Everybody in that movie Was so amazing The guy who played The murderer He was brilliant He was just so good at like I was feeling like Afraid of him Like

Through the screen. Yeah. And it is just so crazy that that shit is based on a true story. And the fact that the one girl lived because he took her out to the forest. He hurt her. I'm assuming he was going to kill her like he was going to kill all of her victims. But then she flipped it on him and she was like, don't tell anyone about this. And then she ended up living. So crazy that she thought to do that. So I would love to like hear from her. I tried to look up if they had any like actual documentaries on it after. I can't remember if there were any or not. It's a very like fucking nutty story.

crazy story I'm now on this side of TikTok of like real women telling stories about how they've like protected themselves against men and it's just so crazy all of the things that you have to do inherently as a woman that like men will never think about like you know what I mean like just like waiting in public spaces before you go to your car and like making sure to remain eye contact so they they don't think that you're an easy victim and like just all the crazy things that

Women have to do to like protect themselves. It's just wild. It is. Anna needed a taser. Dude, there were just people casing my house right now. So, you know...

Well, I don't want to say her name, but I have a friend who lives like two streets over and her whole house just got like completely robbed. There's like a robbery. I cannot wait to move out of this neighborhood. And I think people are trying to case my house right now. There's been two people in the last week that have been seen like outside of my house, like looking in like, I don't know. What does case mean? Like, like, like checking out the vibes, like how easily rob one. It's crazy because I have security. So it's like these people are like so because the LAPD just doesn't care that hard. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, it's just like.

These people are so confident that even with security that like they could rob me. And like, that's horrifying. Oh, that's terrifying. Do you think they robbed your friend though? Because she's like very like everyone knows how rich she is. That's true. She is like a publicly known billionaire. But at the same time, like. Well, I almost think a billionaire would be harder to rob.

But also like That's on her For buying a house Over here I guess This Yeah she's not In a gated neighborhood Or something She's a billion With a B It is nuts But I mean They just rob these houses Like it's absolutely Fucking nothing Especially with all the Like glass Like they just I'm like With this house That I'm getting I have to get all this Like glass shatter Detection shit And it's just Cause like Once they rob you Like the police Are not helping you You have to do everything To like stop them In the act Which is so Nuts Yeah

I'm excited to move a little further away though. I think I found a house. I'm so happy for you. Can you tell me about it first of all? I just really love it. And I'm going to tell you why I'm scared. Why are you scared? I'm only scared because of its location. Because it adds an extra 45 minutes to your drive time. It is a little far. You know what's funny is...

I was originally looking at houses in Calabasas just because Calabasas is really safe and like Hidden Hills, whatever. I actually I went and I toured a house in Hidden Hills, which I didn't even know I could afford. First of all, I was like, I didn't think they like that. That was the tax bracket. But I went to go tour this house in Hidden Hills. And this is where Kim Kardashian lives. Drake lives. We passed Lil Wayne's house on the way. And I have such a hot take.

You don't like it over there? Have you ever been inside of Hidden Hills? No. Like, I hadn't either. I'd been in, like, a lot of neighborhoods in Calabasas. But this is the neighborhood. Like, all the rappers rap about it. Again, it's where all the Kardashians live and, like, whatever. So you just imagine it to be very grandiose. And, like, for example, even this house I was touring. I'll, like, get into it in a second. But it's, like, even just for a plot of land there, it's very expensive. And, like, the guard gates, just, like, a little hut. Like, one girl working. Yeah.

And we just like We drove in the neighborhood And it was so creepy Like very much felt like Don't worry darling Like Harry Styles vibes Like all white picket fences And like All the front doors are open And I'm just like Wait I love that Like go to your neighbor's house I guess Yeah but it was just It was really creepy And we show up to tour this house And it's like it blew up And fucking landed there First of all I can't afford Hidden Hills That was the moral of the story here

like an actual house in there would be out of my tax bracket. And we get to this house and normally real estate agents as well. I feel like I probably toured 50 houses in the last like month. So I feel like I've gotten a good consensus of the average real estate agent, their age, what they look like, their vibe, whatever. And this old creepy man gets out of the car and he takes us in and like the lights are flickering. I had a whole panic attack in the house. I like, do you ever walk in a house and you just feel like

Like such a negative vibe. Yeah, I was just telling you about that earlier. Every single room was painted like kids rooms, but really creepy. Like there was a rainbow painted on one of the walls that it looked like someone like did with their fingertips. Like Sue and like lights. What if it was someone's little baby? Brooke, it was so creepy. I had like a literal full panic attack and I had to leave the house. I was like, and then I Googled it and someone died there. You have to imagine that someone's died in pretty much every house. Like houses are so old here and people...

I know people do be croaking, but it's just like I'm really trying to find a house that no one's croaked in. I just keep... That's like kind of like then you're going to need a new build and then you end up with a dentist office house and you don't want that. I know. Well, I do think I found my house so the hunt is finally like borderline over, but I think through this process I've learned that I think I'm a psychic medium and I can tell when people have died in houses. My only thing is don't marry the house because...

Until I get those keys, it is not mine. I am like, I'm in the... Yeah, it's so common. I feel like people fall in love with the house. You're so committed. You think you start planning furniture and everything and then... I know. Until it falls through or someone puts in a better offer. I know. But I will like...

Oh my God. I'm fighting for her. I really, I just, I feel like I've toured every single house. I want to map it like from my house and see how long it's going to take. Cause like. It is a little further. I'm willing to commute. I'm just thinking if like I need to get you anywhere, I'm like, oh, we're toast. Leaving Hollywood is very important to me. It's also going to be good for you. I was touring houses in Hollywood Hills and I just was.

I felt like it was like giving party bachelor crash pad, that type of era. And it's just I'm out of it. I'm excited. Some of our favorite houses like think like Whitney's house. Whitney's house is like an hour away, but it's the most gorgeous house you've ever seen. Yeah. And this house, it's like it's beautiful. It's new, but it does have some character. And I just I think it's going to be really great. I'm really excited. But you're right. I can't marry it until I have the keys. I'm sure I'll be on here next week talking about how someone outbid me. That's like a finance guy. And I'm going to be so fucking pissed.

but no you're gonna get it at least it's not in hidden hills i couldn't believe it we drove past kim kardashian's house it was like two minutes from her house there was like guards outside i couldn't even look i just felt like i wasn't even allowed to look but it's crazy that two minutes down the road there's like a little murder plot for sale for five million dollars like i couldn't this house was five million dollars brooke and i swear to god it was like

I struggle though Because sometimes you say that And I don't think They're that bad Maybe just like No it was like Flickering lights And like carpet With like piss and shit And like No Not piss and shit carpet Like barbed wire Around the pool These are no exaggerations Like it was like Really like Really scary And I was like

And I was like Damn It's just crazy How much you pay I'm realizing For like the neighborhoods Yeah Oh yeah Of course Because you can Theoretically do whatever You want with that house And now Like if you were to make it beautiful Now you have a beautiful house In Hidden Hills That's true That is really true Hot take though I fuck so hard with carpet I love carpet I wish every house had carpet Well it's a sensory dream But it's a buffalo sauce nightmare Yeah I think it's like Bedrooms are for carpet And bedrooms are not For buffalo sauce Contrary to popular belief Yeah Yeah

It's so funny. I'm like already looking at like microwaves and fridges to put in my room. That's my dream. You got me a pink toaster. I'm going to put it in my room. I gifted her this gorgeous pink toaster and I just found it. I'm like looking for a fork in the kitchen. I found it stuffed away in a drawer underneath like mail. I just feel like not everyone's vibe is Peppa. Like I try to keep my Peppa-fication to a minimum. There's a Peppa shrine in this house. I am actually...

I hate to even say this because I don't think I've come to with it yet, but I think I'm parting with my Peppa Shrine. You can't. Those were gifted to you by thousands of fans. I'm going to keep certain pieces that mean a lot to me. Like, you know what I mean? Like ones like that, but the Peppa Records and like I have a whole Peppa Doctor set. Like it's like there are certain things. I got you the Peppa Doctor set. Did you? I did.

Okay so I'll keep that one Nurse Peppa I'll keep that one But there's just Like I have like Three Peppa rugs Like I think that There is a place I could donate it And a lot of Underprivileged kids Would really enjoy Okay you got me With the underprivileged kids Like I just There's a whole room Full of Peppa shit I went downstairs yesterday And I'm like Did we really have to Ball out at Bucky's Like that Like it's like The amount of bucks In my house I'm just I'm ready for I want to move Like through life And you taught me that And I'm

Very excited to be turning over that leaf, but enough about how I think Hidden Hills sucks. No, it's not that. I just, you really do hear about it all the time and it's spoken about so crazy and it was just a really eerie, eerie, like dystopian, don't worry, darling, gray scale, kind of dingy vibe. I was expecting the hills to be a little more hidden, you know? Shit. It's giving the hills have eyes. Ooh.

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Like if you had a compound Like with multiple houses Who would live there? Everyone I know You Everyone I would poach Absolutely everyone Aaron I heard Elon Musk Is building a compound For all his baby mamas And they're all gonna live In separate houses But he has I think Like 11 kids or something I had a dream the other night That him and I Went on a dinner date And he really liked me And I've come to the conclusion That I do think Elon Musk Would really like me

Me I don't know I don't think he would like Me but I could see you guys getting Along I feel like you could really like Like keep up with a conversation with Elon although I don't know if he's much of a Conversationalist it surprises me That he's so MAGA

Did you see his like dark maga? I was like what world are we in? It doesn't surprise me because did you see how much more he's worth like today than he was yesterday? What? It's like I think like hundreds of millions of dollars. Oh I mean yeah I guess the like 1% of it all like duh. Also I think Tesla stock went up today like I forget it was like something really stupid. He's worth around $270 billion. Jesus Christ but it was like something that like as of today like

I don't know what I saw but I'm like no shit he like is a Trumpy I guess that's true but I just feel like with how progressive he is like technologically yeah you can't have a kid named like the x xbox yeah and like I that's just like I don't know like in in my head I feel like yeah I don't know I guess it just doesn't really make sense to me like he just I don't know doesn't he have a kid with Amber Heard he does isn't that crazy it's crazy when I see

I see like They have a kid I know everybody In Hollywood is like Kind of interconnected But still it feels like That's so sweet Life of Hannah Montana Like what do you mean Amber Heard has a kid With Elon Musk It is crazy My friend for a while Was dating this guy Have I told this story On Canceled before I don't think so My friend was dating this guy One of my really good friends

And so I would hang out with him a lot And I like didn't know his I feel like I've told this story on cancelled And if I have I'm such a piece of shit But I was hanging out with him all the time Like we ended up getting like pretty fucking close And then little things just started happening Like I remember one day I was playing Krusty Krab cook off on my phone

And we're going to get into iPhone games in a second because I have to tell you something sad. And he comes up to me and he's hanging out at my house and he's like, oh my God, like that game looks so fun. I'm going to make a game just like it. And he came back the next day and like on his phone, he had made a prototype game that was just like the game I was playing. And it was like even better. And I was just like, this is so weird that he like, do you know what I mean? Especially because he was just like young and like, just like in my head, like a Hollywood kid, like whatever. And then...

He was younger too. And so there was a day where he had to go get his ID. Was he Elon Musk's kid? Yeah, that's like essentially where it's like gonna go. Oh, sorry. He had to go get his ID or his fake ID or something. And so my friend took him and they said that...

Like my friend drove him to go pick up the ID and they pull up and it's just like this metal compound situation. They get it. He sees on his ID that it says Musk. And then like I know him, obviously. So then my friend ends up telling me like later after hanging out and he looks just like him. He looks just like him. And like.

It's just so wild. It's so wild. And... Yeah, so he ended up, like, telling me a lot about his lore and, like, whatever. And he is. And he's, like, kind of becoming famous now. Really? But not... In a good way? But people don't... Still don't know. Oh. People still, like...

Like his name isn't Musk Like outwardly And people still don't know And I'm like wondering If it's gonna happen Oh I would be Waving that like a flag My dad is Elon While I'm on the subject Of iPhone games Are you gonna tell me You spent a stupid amount Of money on another game

Travel town I want to put a PSA out here too Wait I talked about Did we talk about this In the last episode I did I talked about it And people have been Tweeting me now They're like I'm downloading it Because of you And I'm not Fucking kidding Do not Download The game Travel town Like it was getting So fucking bad for me Where I was like There was a night Like where I think

you and I were podcasting the next day and I'm exhausted. Like I've been doing so much. I've been barely fucking sleeping. I stayed up until 630 in the morning playing Travel Town. I spent hundreds of dollars on Travel Town so that I could sit there and all you do, the entire premise of the game is just merging rocks to make shit.

seashells and then you make bigger seashells and then you make bigger seashells and that's it. There's no winning. There's no final answer. There's no fun graphics. There's nothing. You run out of the energy. You have to keep buying the energy anyways. So eventually

I'm like trying to figure out little things in the game, you know, like how do I get the quirky orange shell? Right. And so naturally I go on Travel Town Reddit. Okay. And I'm like reading the Travel Town Reddit for like hacks on, you know, how to play the game better and whatever. And I organize it to top posts. Okay. And it is all these fucking people, Brooke, I swear to God on the Bible being like, I'm eight months clean. You can do it too. Like, no.

And going into like the, like how it ruined their life. Like how they were spending their rent and their bills and everything on travel down. Like a gambling addiction, but like just merging shelves. It's made for people who have ADHD like me and like dopamine problems. Like it's made to like really...

and center your dopamine and they're fucked. Like the way that, like I saw a million ads, that's how it got me. And they move buttons in the game. Like let's say a button that you're constantly using to like play, they'll make that like a buy something button so that like you don't even know. And it's like, it's so fucked up. Like these people are preying on innocent victims like me. And I can't even, I utterly cannot believe. So I am, I had, I made Paige delete it and put a child lock on it.

I made Paige had to spend an hour and a half the other day putting a child lock on Travel Town for me because I stayed up till 6am and spent like 300 bucks well I admire you your willingness to get better because no I'm like a week and a half clean off Travel Town and I don't want anybody to download it or any thought you were all exaggerating finally deleted I'm officially a quitter goodbye we had a good I'm not kidding dude I'm not kidding I'm ashamed of my addiction Brooke

- This is actually insane. - No, and I promise you, I quit the day the update happened. Now if I look back, that is so funny. - No, this is evil. That's one of the ones where they moved the button.

Finally deleted this game. I've spent more money on it than I'm willing to admit. No, it's bad. It's really bad. I'm going to download it. But I'm going to test because I always say I don't have an addictive personality. So I'm going to see if I can walk away from Travel Town. Fucking pick me. No, no, no. I was just going to say that. That's like saying I just want to try crystal meth once. No, but...

I do think it has a certain type of victim and I am it. And I just want to put a PSA out there. It's crazy. Where do you think that money goes? Because it's like, is it a free app? It's a free app. But it's made to make you be these down. Stop. No, it got to the point where I would be playing and I would stop and I'm just playing it in my head. Like I just couldn't wait until the time where I like got... It like really fucked me up. And I was just like, I can't believe. People were asking me if I was sponsored and like I just...

Well, don't. I was going to say I wouldn't take the sponsorship, but if they hit me up and they said you can play for free forever, I know, but I would just feel bad because it is like really...

yeah I don't know it was really fucking up really fucking up my week well I'm glad we got through it I guess there's worse things to be addicted to but it's not really good to be addicted to anything there are but it's like it was just crazy like the contrast like I'm then touring houses and thinking about my future and it's like you're you're blowing money on this game you're addicted to that you don't even want to spend money on like it they really got me good I'm glad it wasn't like months and I'm glad I found the reddit and saw that it was like

Could create a serious problem And like I haven't Paige has a password You got ahead of it I just I just actually can't believe Like I felt Extreme victim To travel town You're gonna end up Having like a secret phone No and I'm not alone Like I'm really not Oh my god my iPad I hate that you Oh my god I've gotta get her I'm so sorry I know I'm gonna make McCall Put a child lock on the iPad I'm literally not kidding Oh my god

have an ipad stop bb's already playing she said i can see why it's addicting just play with caution i also think that there are games where if you're spending money and stuff to like build something for fun and it's you're not feeling shame and guilt about it like that's one thing but it's just there's no like progress i miss it now and i'm like watching her play it i'm like fuck i want to play

You're better off without it. No, it was. I am five days clean. Like not kidding. It's just it's crazy, especially because of me coming off of alcohol. I think it's one of those things, too, where they say you move one addiction to the other. And I was like, I'm not about to like be so sober and killing it and then have my life overcome by seashell merge game. You should start doing like water sports or something. You're amazing in the water. I do love the water, but I'm just too fake like in L.A. What about like a rope water aerobics?

It could be fun. I'm just, I'm right now. My self tan addiction is getting a little bad too. I like all week I was, I was trying to embrace my pale because you kind of inspired me. Stop being a slave to the aisle of paradise. And I just like, it's really crazy how much that orange juice helps my dopamine and my self image. See, I, I did feel that way until I started. Everyone's like,

Brooke you literally Look like a Cheeto puff I've never thought You did in person I think that was Just the filter That I was using It's how I photograph It's how I do my makeup I do like low key Have makeup blindness I don't want to talk about it But I do And I know But like It's fine It's like a phase That I'm just gonna Have to get through What do you mean Makeup blindness No it's like I really I look in the mirror And I'm like

I'm slang. And then I watch this back and I'm like, what do you think you need to do? Do you mean your foundation color? Like what are you talking about? Well, that my blood, I sometimes I really take it like over the top with the blush. I think your makeup looks beautiful. One time you did bully me into the ground for having birthday makeup. So I'm just going to let you fucking cook on your own. First of all, I love birthday makeup. I am obsessed with birthday makeup. It's my favorite style. Me when I lie.

I love birthday makeup But I have a bone to pick with birthday makeup Because it's a cut crease And I can't do a cut crease Because I have hooded eyes Me either honestly Me either I'm honestly so tapped out of makeup After Halloween That's all I know I just don't like to wear makeup anymore But it's like I like to have makeup on I just don't like to put it on And I don't like to take it off I That's I

I'm serious, Halloween avatar. Oh, yeah. So Makoa and I obviously finally lived out our avatar fantasy and it was such a fun day. Like just seeing him get fucking painted blue, like and really thinking about like this man had no idea his life was going to go here. And that just obviously coming from our weird porn day was a little strange, but it was really fun. And you can buy exclusive content from that day.

You're selling content of you and Makoa's avatar? Titties blue. Titties. I still have blue in my nipple ring. Here's what I was going to get to. And under my nails, the girl came and painted me and she was so sweet. She gave me a remover and she was like, hey, this, you know, it'll come off with this, whatever. But I think maybe for someone else, it would have been easy.

I just now got unblue. Like I've been blue for a week. I thought me and Makoa were going to have this like sexy avatar shower where we like scrub it off of each other. I started fighting with this man. So crazy. The blue paint clogged my drain. We're up to our ankles. I saw you were like swimming in blue. It took us like five and a half hours to get the blue off or stained blue. Everything in my house was blue. Like it was crazy.

It's so fucking awful. I went through like three bottles of body wash, whole nine. I get in my bed, stained blue. I opened my TikTok. Video of James Charles being Avatar with seven people removing it off of him. And I was like, wow, this is how people do that shit. Like I just... I've never painted my whole body, but I've always dreamt of it, but maybe not blue. Blue is a hard color to take out too. That's true. It does like really stain. It was honestly so, so, so fun. But it was so cute. You FaceTimed me and I was...

It was so much fun. But it was like... She had to paint my whole body blue. All my cracks and crevices and orifices. Oh, shit. Because I wanted to do the spicy website. So...

Did you tip her good? I did tip her good, but she was like in my nipple and my guts. So. Wow. What a trooper for that. I'm serious. It was amazing. I actually can't think about it too much because I'm like, there's no way I'm selling like nudes as Avatar right now in this moment. I think it's amazing. I think it's inspirational. Brooke, I'm selling nudes as Avatar. Like.

That's crazy. And what about it? Like prosthetic on my ear, titties out. Like imagine me, I'm like on my knees. You had an ear prosthetic? Oh yeah, I had the whole thing. It was crazy. It was really, really crazy. But just imagine me in that studio and my titties are out and Maddie's shooting me and she's like, mouth a little more open. Okay, get on your knees. And I'm like, what the fuck is my leg? I love it. That's why they pay you the big bucks. I think that it was just like if I didn't take it there.

It would have been a waste I didn't take it there Like it's At least you like Could wash it off Knowing like Oh I got my bag out of this I definitely did I actually still have Some more content from it That I need to put up tonight Maybe I will Well that's exciting Yeah

I sounded like I was like being sarcastic, but I wasn't. Yeah. Now just imagine that. But that's a slight. You are blue as fuck too. It was crazy. It was so fun. It was really, really fun. And I actually look like literally he like has like the angular features. Like he looks like he could be in the movie. Yeah. It's it was so fun.

We were like, we went places after this too. Paige wanted to like go through a drive-thru and we were like in a liquor store at one point. Who made Makoa stand? Like, I just can't imagine being like Makoa and just being, fuck, okay. Look at your foot. Look at that point. Oh my God. I had to reshape my foot so much smaller than that. It was like as long as my calf.

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I'm suing Spirit Halloween.

Is it actually a photo of you? Well, so yeah, I mean, we've been going back and forth on all of this, but essentially I can't prove that it's not a photo of me. I've come to the conclusion that I think it is a photo of me, the Sally costume where it's me on the bag, whatever. I post it. Spirit Halloween commented. I forget what they said.

Spirit Halloween They commented Why'd you post The same photo twice They said Why'd you post The same photo twice And then they DM'd me too And they said You know we love To cause a little mischief Eyes emoji And I'm like So no one is like Negating that this isn't me And like Yeah that's a little bit Unsettling I don't know if I actually Want to sue them Because I think that

Karma wise it's kind of like suing just to get money feels dirty for me it really does but at the same time if they're selling an item with my face on it like I would then be able to recoup all of the money from those sales and like maybe my house needs a badminton court. Nobody needs a badminton court.

I don't even know what that is. I'm kidding. I do. Like, I want a grand piano. And like Spirit Halloween is out here profiting of me as Sally. Well, maybe you could have used your fucking travel town money to buy your grand piano. Read me to filth. Read me to filth or my avatar porn money. It's like, Tana, you're fine. But I'm just like, it's almost like their sassy nature. And don't get me wrong. Obviously, whoever commented that and DM to me, that is like,

Probably just a funny Weeho gay That they've hired To run the social media Department It's my favorite genre Of like person 100% same Like it's not that person But I'm like At the same time Like someone out there Is scamming I think using at least But like 50% I'm at the bottom Of this That's what I'm saying And it's like I don't know I don't know I want them to be I would be like honored If they used my photo Right

No You're right You don't want them to benefit How many people bought that costume Just because they thought it was you? Even that But I'm just like If my face is on it And they're making money off of it Like Like if that If that was like a real model Like she would have gotten paid You're a real model To me

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't know. I just suing them does feel kind of dirty and wrong, though. So I like maybe I won't. But it's like no spirit. Halloween has unlimited dollars. It's kind of like if they would just tell me like, yeah, it's you or like, you know what I mean? Put that to rest. I wouldn't be as like up in arms about it. Yeah. They're just like toying with me. You might respect their honesty a little bit. Yeah. Like they're just toying with me. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're kind of like, yeah, playing a game. Yeah. And it's like, I don't know.

What else do we have? Death to Spirit Halloween. Anything in pop culture? The election is taking up, obviously, like, my whole timeline right now. That's all I'm really seeing is, like, political stuff, but...

Do you know who Jill Stein is? So she's the Green Party, right? She's like the third person who's running. And do you know that this woman, Jill Stein, has been running for president like since 2012, okay? When you go to her Instagram, hold on one second. Do you think she's spending big bucks to do it? I have no idea. Wait, I need to find it. Hold on. You're just, it's so funny to me. Jill Stein, presidential candidate.

For the people, for the planet. Okay, so the Green Party is like for the planet. But this woman has been running for president since 2012, every single year. And like, I'm assuming that people, because she had like a lot of,

Votes not like a crazy amount But I'm like I'm wondering if she does If there are green people or If it's people who just like don't like either Candidate end up just voting for her But like hold on I need to find this article I guess I just don't will of course you go to Vote on everything else like all the props and stuff But I just can't imagine like Not voting for one of the other if you know

that it's gonna be one or the other you know i just want to like have the ability to never give up like jill stein like 2012 is so long ago i'm trying to find this article okay new york times wrote an article about jill stein and they said jill stein won't stop no matter who asks

Oh, but she's sweet. I know, but just how funny. Like, she just, like... You just have, like, I wonder if she's spending on her campaign because, like, at that point, is it, like, someone's got to just... It is crazy to me that anyone can just, like, how Kanye ran. I would like to point out that 25,000 people wrote in Hawk Tua on their ballots. When I say I hate 2024, that's really what I mean. Can I also just talk about something right now? I've been on this whole fucking tangent about, like,

How I feel like I'm really starting to like outgrow LA, right? Like, it's just like, I think I'm older than the whole influencer culture and scene as of late. It was like, I didn't catch an invite to Alex Earl's party. Alex Warren ghosted me the other day. I was like, hey, remember me from the vlogs and the hype house? Like, he's just Louis Capaldi now. And...

So I met Hawk Tua in Vegas at a poker tournament. She was playing in the same tournament. And I've always just really ridden for her, right? Like I've always just been like, you would do it too for a check to everyone who's like, you know what I mean? And when her podcast...

And this is what I get for having any ego. When her podcast first dropped, she hit me up and was like, hey, like come on my podcast. And then I was just kind of like pushing it to the back burner. Like I was just busy and I was like, oh, I don't need to whatever. You should have prioritized talk to her. And then...

I meet her in Vegas and she's just super sweet and like so nice to me and just like gassing me up. And I'm like, oh my God, maybe I will go on. Like I should just do it. And then it starts like blowing up. And I'm like, that would actually be so funny. She's cute. Have you seen her engagement? Yeah. Cause all the, especially cause all the men like are just shitting on it. And I love like banding together with any woman that all the men are like talking shit about. So I was like, oh my God, I want to come on. I want to talk shit. I want to whatever. And now I have now,

It's giving Olivia O'Brien a gate. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding you. I have asked Hawk Tua, hold

hold on, I have to find this. So she messages me to go on. I've now messaged Hawk to her. I said, girl, I want to come on. Seen. She doesn't, whatever. And mind you, she was like looking into dates for me to come on. Now I'm like, I want to come on. I messaged her again a couple of days later. I say, let me know when you're free. And she's like, you'll be in Vegas, right? Like for the poker tournament, whatever. Like she wants to hang out, but like she doesn't want to have me on. And I'm like, yes. And she goes, I'll see you there. I go, OMG, yes. Can we pod there? Seen.

I'm getting fucking dissed and fucking... She doesn't want you to talk to her. What's the word? I'm getting like shifted by Hawk Tua. Like she doesn't want to have... Hawk Tua doesn't want to have me on her pod. Maybe it's my ego. Like maybe I'm just being like narcissistic. But like I think... I feel like it's a good fit.

And like she's She wants to have you on She's asking everyone else She's left me Hawk 2 has left me On scene three times She asked me No she So she I messaged her Because I just like Love her clips And I messaged her Like a week ago And I said I'm obsessed with you She says my mouth Just hit the floor I'm obsessed with you And I said no me and Tana Are your biggest fans You don't understand She said come on the pod I would die And I didn't respond And the next day she says We love you You need to come on the pod For sure What do you mean She's leaving me

seen and double messaging you no this is the worst part then i go please i told tana and she said that she's been messaging just no response and she didn't respond what did you do to her i've done nothing nothing nothing i just assume i'm a hawk to us no i assume that she meant like both of us

Because I don't think She did not Brooke she wants you She doesn't want me I don't This is why I'm moving far away I'm done That's the time Where you wash your hands With LA Is when you're hitting up Hawk 2 To go on her podcast And she's leaving you on scene I quit I'm done I'm a flop No but she loves you Did you see Haven't you seen that clip Of somebody They're like Who are you excited to see today And she's like Tana Mongeau I love Tana Mongeau So that's why I was like And she doesn't follow me She only follows you

No, it's clearly... But it is funny. I said, Tana says, you've been ignoring her. And then she just ignored me. Brooke, no. I don't think she dislikes me as a person. Obviously, she's responding to Hangout in Vegas. But she's dodging me. She doesn't want me on her pod. Like, that's... I bad for Hawk Tua's image? No.

I just like that is so hilarious. This is where I draw the line though, dude. She's huge though. Like honestly, like I'm not surprised. Like her photos, like a photo of hers, her last photo, I think got like 350,000 likes or something. I understand in this. No, I'm done. Because everything I'm going to say is just going to get progressively more intense. And I think I need to like stop this right here. Like, but I just...

Wow. You know, I feel like people are lining down the block to get on Talk Toa, though, because it is a funny podcast. And it is receiving a lot of backlash, but I feel like that makes it better. I can't believe I'm not cool enough to go on Talk Toa. No, I think that your time on Talk Toa is coming. Actually, I'm so sad. Well, I can't believe she left you on scene after you said, damn it, you've been ignored. In her defense, it doesn't say seen. It just never responded. I'm still in shock.

And no shade again. Like, I just, I want the best for talk to it. But I, well. Zach, Brian and Brianna Chicken Fry. A lot has happened since we spoke last. Okay. The pod just dropped where Brianna like really lays it out and talks about the $12 million NDA. And so it's like really serious and crazy. I mean, obviously, yeah. When we spoke last, I think we hit the nail on the head on him just being kind of an awful, like shady guy. But as more stuff comes out,

It is crazy. And you said this a while, but it's been like kind of known in Hollywood maybe that he was a little controlling. Yeah, or just like amongst people who like know that I had heard stories of like just like how he treated her like just when she would talk to like a guy friend of hers or something. Yeah. He like tried to square up on someone that she was doing content with or something.

right? Yeah, something like that. Like I just, I knew that that was the vibe and like I had gone through that already. Like I'd lived that relationship so I was like, fuck, like I really don't want to believe that like that's what they're dealing with but come to find out it definitely was and I'm sure there's a lot that we don't even know about. It's so fucking sad and I just like, even just seeing she put together a video, I just got chills again thinking about it of like all these clips of her, you know, when she's

And I think a lot of girls have been there where you're trying to leave a toxic guy and you almost take like videos for yourself in the low moments. Yeah, you think you're going to be able to convince yourself or like you're afraid that you're going to forget how you felt. Yeah, so you try to you take those videos in those low moments to try to convince future you in those high moments to get out and to see that she had like been doing that is just so fucking sad to me. And it's it's so scary to to like

just the abuse of power like i really could go on like a whole tangent but like yeah and just the fear like especially like when you're dealing with a relationship like that but then that person happens to be so loved and so powerful and so successful it's like and rich probably just felt like defeated because that was like and he's so the type of guy who probably was making her just feel like a small influencer and like that like yeah and you can see like she's even showing like i haven't watched the full bffs episode but like in just the part that i was watching he was like

Just the way he speaks to her About like How Like you work with Like a bunch of fucking idiots Like just trying to make Her job feel small And like

Ew, it's just the worst feeling in the world. And then it's like imagining what he was doing to these other girls that he was with who maybe didn't even have a tenth of what she had. Like, what a fucking monster. It's crazy that he offered her $12 million across a span of years to not talk about whatever he had done to her. Like, what do you have? What have you done that you are that afraid of that you are willing? That is insane.

so much money yeah but what's so crazy is she's really not even saying like at least in the in this part that i saw she's not really share you can tell she's like there's so much that she's leaving out and i don't think she even wants to but i think that she it was like a pride thing for her she's like i'm not taking that fucking hush money which is so so so so powerful and admirable it really is i don't know i feel for her but i'm so happy for her that she got out because it's it's so fucking hard to get out like

Yeah 100% Especially clearly With someone that Manipulative And just so widely loved And I can't imagine The frustration That she must have felt Like all this time Like everyone loving him So much I Up until a few days ago He was my favorite artist Of all time It makes me so sad To even think that That's what he's like And you just battle So hard with pride Where when I think You get yourself In these relationships That no one else

likes I've definitely been there where you want to stay to prove everyone wrong yeah you don't want anyone everyone else to be like be right and especially with like the public like backlash that they got just when they started dating and stuff like I feel like it would have been more embarrassed she would have felt like it was embarrassing to break up so I feel like she probably like stuck along and he probably weaponized that he probably used that as one of his many manipulation tactics I just I

It's crazy. Turning that down. I'm like genuinely beside myself. It's so powerful. Like I, but I think it's worth it for her to just be able to like, cause it's so cathartic and it feels so good. Like I, I experienced it like being able to finally talk about it and just like going balls to the walls, knowing like I will never care about this person again. I'm never going to see him again. And I can like,

Be free It's like Worth it But imagine Clinton Offered you 12 million Dollars The man can barely Pay rent I know I'm just saying You'd probably have A rhinestone Bronco And be like Schmint and Schmline who Yeah Schmack schmine who Like good for her For

not because that's probably really hard like knowing that you can set up your whole life but then but she'll she's gonna do just fine without it and like honestly i feel like it just helped people better understand like what she was because you can see i'm not kidding and i felt this way all along like i was always like a little curious because i knew we knew brie obviously before she started dating him and then when she did start dating him like you could like photos videos every time i saw her talk i was like

Is she miserable? Mm-hmm. I hope that she like gets her like little sparkle back. Yeah. I wonder if she'll unpack if those takes on Grace and the Menendez brothers and stuff kind of came from when she wasn't in a place to maybe be making takes like that. It's just hard when you're miserable and your mind is elsewhere and then you're also like constantly being like,

You know Like put in a position To like speak on things When like You know It's just 100% I'm not defending What she said at all Because I don't agree with it In any way shape or form But also like You have to give her Some sort of grace 100% I like Grace is a funny word To use there I hope she and Grace Work it out on the remix too I'm actually Like that's all speculation I guess Yeah

Yeah, like all the, yeah, me too. I just, I genuinely like, it's hard though, like after seeing even just those videos today and heard this podcast, like trying to put myself in her shoes, I genuinely am like, holy fuck, like that, that's a really scary and sad situation and

I am like as a fan, like, or just as someone watching from the outside, like very proud that she's standing on it and stopping this fucking awful evil man from continuing to do what he does. And it's just so fucking sad how many of these, like, especially male artists are just like, well, and he probably felt safety in that all along the entire relationship, knowing like, God forbid ever something were to happen. I'll just pay her off. You know what I mean? So it's, it is so powerful for her to be like,

Nope. Sorry. And it's so, like him sitting there shitting on like Dave Portnoy and Josh and what they do. It's crazy because it's like, I feel so like for her almost grateful that she had them. Like the way they're standing up for her and standing on business. No, like seriously, I want to get into that like on a lighter note because obviously like that's horrible and it's terrible that she went through all of that. But,

It has lit my soul aflame to see how Dave and Josh have ridden for her since this has happened. That diss track is so fucking funny. Oh my God. I woke up like I'd gone to bed early one night and woke up in the middle of the night sick and it was like on my For You page and it kept me up for hours. How lucky is Bree? To be away from ZB. It's so good. And his STDs. It's so fucking good. That part had to be removed though because he copyright claimed it. Yeah.

You little baby It's so funny I'm just imagining him And all of his little like Minions Orange minions Running around Trying to like Damage control And it's like But it's so It is so funny Like I'm trying to think Of some of the lyrics Like

He talks about kicking Miss Peaches out of the dressing room. They addressed the Noah Kahn situation. Do you know about that? What Noah Kahn situation? So Noah Kahn did a show at Fenway Park and Zach Bryan was supposed to be the special guest. And it was like already like people were speculating about it and nobody knew if it was like for sure. But then Brie was at the show. So it was like confirmed. Everyone online was like, oh my God, he's for sure the special guest tonight, blah, blah, blah. And then he never came out. Like something had happened. They no longer had a special guest. So everyone was like, oh my God, what happened? Like there's drama. Something happened with Zach.

And this rumor came out that Zach was like too blacked out to do it. And like it was like this huge drama and he was just too drunk and yada yada. And Brie came online and she was like, that's not true. Zach's not even in town with us. Like it literally never happened. And come to find out it 100% happened. She just was like defending him and like trying to protect him. But that's so sad to hear.

God like that the feeling she like the feeling she must feel like I'm lying for this man and like you know what I mean yeah that's what she I just like right before we started I was watching her say that like how frustrating he can never like come to bat for me when I'm like being ridiculed and criticized from every direction and like I'm writing so hard for you I'm lying for you I'm like putting my reputation on the line for you like what like you don't care

That's crazy that he like... Oh, it's so disappointing. It literally is so disappointing. Alcoholism obviously is just sad as well. Like I, you know, like I now wonder how much of these awful decisions he's making are in like a drunken haze. And it's like, oh my God, I hope he also gets the help he needs. But at the same time, it's hard because it's like even if he was sober...

Clinton was sober. You know what I mean? Like, would he still just be a powerful, awful narcissist? Cheater, liar, emotional abuser. Yeah, she said he broke up with her over the phone. Literally just was like...

See you later I'm sending your stuff And then he posted That Instagram story And she was like Wait what What a fucking Actual piece of shit Like imagine having Like that series Of relationship They bought a house together They got a dog together They She has literally Been on tour with him The entire year She put her whole life On pause She literally like Has been doing Traveling podcasts She's We toured and stuff Imagine doing all of that On a way huger scale Except it has nothing Even to do with Like you're following Somebody else's tour And that's That's how emotional Exhausting like

That's only fun If the person is Loving Yeah And then she gets On the bus At the end of the night And he's just like You're fucking You're an idiot Yeah and he's like Emotionally isolating you From all of your people He doesn't want you To keep your friends That's what happened to me too That's what happens In all emotionally abusive relationships Because they're afraid That your friends Are going to talk you out Of being with that person Like being with Like them

Which is so... It's just crazy. Because any good friend in their right mind would be like, this is wrong. Like, he should not be treating you like this. And so they'll intentionally get you away from those friends. So that they don't know what's happening. And it's crazy, too. Like, her bar school contract was probably such a blessing. Because if she was not contractually obligated to do those... He probably would have forced her to quit her job. I remember she...

The first time I hung out with her when they first started dating, she was like, yeah, he's like already saying he wants to have kids and stuff. And in my head, I was like, oh, girl, I've seen this movie before. Yeah. But I also was such a fan that I was like, have his kids, please. Like, yeah. And that's just the abuse of power. Once again, it's that's so.

But the diss track was everything. New standard of friendship. Every single time a man does me wrong, hopefully it will never happen to me again. Oh my God. I will make a diss track so fast. You know I will. That's actually my dream. Like, had you let me... I wanted to make like a funny ass mockumentary like against Clinton so bad. And obviously I'm glad you didn't let me. I think it was the right thing to do. But you know it's my dream. Like, just if you ever need a diss track, do give me a call. It's never too late. It's so crazy.

Me and Bebe would slay it. I feel like I have to cut all my like house hunting tangents. Like I feel like I just sound so out of touch and I don't mean to. I think I struggle with permanence and that's like just what it really like comes down to. It's not like buying a house is so hard. It's just like I've always loved the ability to get up and go like knowing I'm going to be tied to this property and

I don't know. It's just really the permanence of buying a house is it's not nearly as permanent as you think it is. It's like getting married. You could always get a divorce. It's true. I guess it's true. I just even when I like found the house like and I was like, this is the house like I think I'm going to put in an offer. My emotions weren't joy. Like I cried and I had a panic attack. Maybe it's not your house.

But I've gone through those motions, right? Because I was like, is that what I'm feeling? You know when you're going to cry tears of joy? When? When you get all that money back if you want to sell your house. That's true. It's a smart business decision. I think it's just big decisions like this do really... I get it. ...stress me out. Because it's like, I went through all the motions. I'm like, if this weren't the house, why? It has every single thing on my checklist and more. It's just...

I don't know tying myself down I don't have permanence or commitment issues when it comes to people but I think with life I really do like obviously if you skip out on a lease yes it can like fuck your credit and stuff but it's just still like knowing I could like up and go anywhere is like I don't know it just feels like security like I don't know like it's for some reason it's just there's there's so much anxiety towards it for me I have to write a will

Like and that's so scary. Like that's what it's like things like that. Like what do you mean? I like now that I'm on the red boots. I was saying the other day if everyone in the friend group was finding out that I'm riding a wheel like I just wake up and like Ari's feeding me grapes like fanners in town fanning me like it's like I don't know dude. I'm just big life decisions are scary and I hope other people can relate to that like that just adulting is really adulting is hard no matter the scale. It's true.

I just want to be like young and free forever. I want to go on record and say my will says as follows. Everything goes to Bebe who has the cats. Actually, it goes to the cats who are mothered by Bebe and therefore she gets to decide what to do with them. I think that's a really good segue for Bebe to come on the podcast. Now introducing... I'm so fucking excited. Bebe, oh Jesus, that's a heavy pour, sister. Would you expect anything less from me? Welcome to Canceled Bebe Baldwin. Hi, Bebe. Hi.

I put Bebe in my vlog and the opening scene of Bebe in my vlog, by the way, is her changing her, you changing your hinge preferences to 40 year olds plus in Hawaii so that we could have a free boat day. And I think that that does just like describe everything you are as a person and the people are hooked. They want to know more. We didn't even get our boat day. So we didn't get our boat day, but she did leave me one night randomly in Hawaii. She's like, I'm gonna go see someone. And then she sent me a photo.

In the middle of the night Sea turtles on the beach While she's hooking up With some guy It's amazing How you always document it You are like truly In my opinion The definition of someone Who does it for the plot And it is Those are my favorite Kind of people I texted you In the middle of the night And I said Should I do something For the plot tomorrow?

No, I literally, I accidentally hooked up with a guy on the beach. I think it's like beautiful though. I was just saying like, I feel like you're a little pissed that she has a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend. Like everyone's getting a little. I'm a lot. We're working through it. No, but I'm being really careful this time to not do like a, oh, I disappear from my friends thing. But the problem is Bebe doesn't like to be third wheel. I don't know. I don't mind at all. I think I just...

Like I do not mind Being third wheel I think what it is Is like I haven't had Very much time with you Just alone Not that his presence Bothers me at all But I'm just like No I get that I don't care how much I love my friend's boyfriend I don't want to be With him all the time You know what I mean I get that And so we're working Through it And it's just a man Like you just like Girl time is always I don't want a man around

Yeah at all But I was I feel like if anything You like Normally I'd be like Oh my god you get a boyfriend too But like it's almost like You need the one friend Who's still doing All the feral things To like No I told her today I'm gonna die If she gets a boyfriend Like don't do that I don't care how much Of a boyfriend I have I was like what about a girlfriend She goes absolutely not I feel like a

Girlfriend, like maybe I'm like being misogynistic or something, but I feel like a girlfriend would be like more weird about her being like so close with me. I don't agree with that literally at all whatsoever because my...

i had to ghost you for eight months because of my boyfriend had to it was crazy i dated a girl who was super super threatened by my friendship with ashley like i remember one halloween i was supposed to match with the girlfriend and then our costumes ended up like falling through like mine just didn't fit so i matched with ashley instead and she was like breaking plates like it was like really but

I think it just depends on the type of person you date. Not girl or guy, but like just... I would never do that to you. Yeah. No, I feel like I pledged to the fact like I would never ghost you again. I would never not talk to you because of a man. Well, thank you. I would get rid of a man so fast before I would get rid of you. So fast. Like I...

I'd rather marry you than any man probably so don't tell Paige yeah oh my god you guys do have like a little lesbian love you have queerbaiting allegations with Paige it's not queerbaiting we're both gay and they are in love with each other I think I'm bisexual have you ever dated a girl I haven't dated a girl just hooked up with girls yeah I have gone on dates what was your last like girly date like

I've never done that. I've never like gone on a, like a, like, like a hinge date with a girl. It's actually funny. She texted me the other day. Um, my first, not my first, but my, the last date I went on with a girl, um, was like a year ago. I'm like in retirement. Um, in retirement. I have like, yeah, I go through like actual phases with it. We're like, I like men so, so, so much. And then all of a sudden one day I'm just like,

That is so disgusting. I couldn't. Literally never. And then I want every single girl I've ever looked at. I know that if I weren't taken right now. I would be lezzing out so hard. Like just with everything that's going on in the world. I would be like. I'm never marrying a man. I'm never having sex again. Yeah. I'm not getting pregnant. I'm not getting pregnant.

At all. It's horrifying. It's literally horrifying. What was your last girl date? Like, what'd you guys do? We went to dinner at Bokri Silver Lake. It's my favorite place. Silver Lake is a funny. Yeah. It was when I lived over there. Silver Lake is so BB. Yeah. I loved living over there.

And then we went to a gay bar afterwards and we took pictures in a film photo booth. And the funniest part about that is that a week later I get a text from a random number that I did not have saved. And they're like, oh, I thought you wanted to see this. And it's like some someone I went to high school with. And it's literally me and her making out in the photo booth. How did the person get it? Oh, because I accidentally left it at the place. But like, but.

But somebody who you know from high school happened to be the one to find it. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. Oh my God, that's so funny for them. Like imagine they just grab it and it's just Bebe making out with the girl in the photo booth. No, I'm not kidding. All four frames from us just sucking each other's face. You could not even one smile. Nope. It's amazing. That's hot though. That's so hot. Yeah. And then she just, I was her first girl experience. And then she went and she got a girlfriend literally a month later because I low-key, I low-key had anxiety because I felt,

very overwhelmed with it because it was like a I don't know yeah I want to know it's one of those things where like someone likes you and you're like what the fuck get away from me I think she liked me we need to talk to her about that you think she liked you what I think she liked me too much

Listen, that's an attachment style. We talked about this a lot right before Miles. Like, I think Brooke was kind of working through that. Like, that's a real thing to, like, run. So I tried to have this conversation with Bebe this morning because I sat here and literally told Tana exactly that. I was like, it's too... I hate when things are too easy. Like, there's no chase. There's no conflict. Like, he's very sure. And, like, it is unsettling to me. Bebe said that to me today. She's like, well, I don't want a puppy dog. Like, I don't want somebody. But I'm like, if it's challenging...

Then that means they're not sure about you and they don't. I want to challenge in the sense where like I know that they want me and they're sure about me, but like not that it's just so easy right off the bat. Here's what I think. Okay. I dated a guy that we reference a lot. We talked about him on the Patreon recently and said his name. I'm really sorry if you see this, but he was so nice and

To a fault. Like, do you get what I'm saying? Like, but to the point that there was no funny, there was no edge and he liked me so much and it was so like sweet and corny that it did like ick me out. It was like, I can't with the corn. I think that you can, something that like I found with Nicole, she found it with Miles. Like you can find someone who's really nice and really likes you, but it's not.

I think yeah I don't have like a little puppy dog but like it's just it is refreshing to like start talking to somebody and they're just like yeah let's date but I'm like I think that has to do with like you liking them enough like I think like I think it's just come to the fact that like I haven't liked anyone enough for that to be okay with me yeah like they have to have a good personality and yeah exactly so well at least you're finally done with

tiktok boys i will never do it again are you gonna no i have my next genre of men that i'm what is it what is your next genre this see this is why i love you like you'll pick a fucking genre and commit what is your genre my favorite was like my stepmom era um you only wanted guys with kids

Yeah Like it was like Really hot She would send She would like Literally send me a photo Of like a three year old In the kitchen I'm like Brooke No but I think That's honestly so Because it's like Then you don't have to Squeeze anything out It's like thanks He loved me I don't want to take care Of someone else's kid though Oh my god That would be my dream I feel like I don't mind it If Makoba had a kid I would be so stoked Like it's like No because then you have to think Like someone else Carried his child Like I would be sick

You got someone else pregnant I'm the opposite I'm so the opposite Like I would love to be a stepmom I don't know why I mean probably if you asked me a year ago I probably would be very jealous But for some reason now I don't really care about that Like I do not get jealous I do Over that So what's your new genre?

I don't know if I even want to say. Say. I don't even know what it is. Dating shows? No. Oh. Bebe, there is no fucking way. The only thing worse than a TikTok man is a dating show man. I'll tell you, girl. You know, there was a point in time. Yeah, but yours was ugly. He was. No, he wasn't. No, but he wasn't the only one. He wasn't ugly. He was only ugly when he...

No, no, no. Are we talking about the same person? Yeah. We might not even. I had an... There was an era. Do you remember like on TikTok when it was like a trend to be like... Like I would be like, you know you're an influencer when... Like do you know people would make those videos? Like you'd be like, you know you're an alt girl when... All the Too Hot To Handle guys got together and they made a TikTok and they said, you know you're a Too Hot To Handle star when Tana Mongeau invites you over to her house. And then they all laughed. Like...

Like I had to watch that And I couldn't even They weren't even saying Like to fuck Like it was like I had just invited them over For like a party But I'm saying like That's how deep Like Just the invite In the reality show Dating world I had made myself Because I dated Francesca too Like I was She's so hot I was for the girls And the guys Of all date Like if you just got off Fucking Love is Blind Come to Tana's house She'll make you see again Definitely

I think this is one of those situations where it's like, you try to get through to her, but I feel like you have to go through it. That is self-harm. She has to live through it, though, because it's like you can't tell her, oh, I went through that, and so you shouldn't, because it's like she just has to live it. I just self-harmed for like six months. What do you mean? I know, but I'm saying you. I do think it's the same. We got over TikTok boy, and now we're on reality show, man. I got over TikTok boy while it was happening. TikTok boy and reality show. It's just scary because it's like a man who goes on a reality show to date.

is in love with himself do you know what i mean like think about like picture him filling out an application self-taping i'm just hoping that like his friend did it for him no it never is that's what everybody says no one's friend has ever well would you ever do that for someone else someone did it for me for the bachelor and they never called me that's so rude why wouldn't you call me so are you talking to this man from a fucking dating show we've we're going on dates yes

He is good looking. Like I do understand. His biceps are huge. It's so funny because you're probably, you probably are the size of his bicep. No, I am. And I understand it, you know, it drags you in, but I'm surprised you still want to after this.

So can I say his name? No, don't give him the recognition. I don't even want to, honestly, because I know that's what he wants. Let's get ahead of it with the reality show, guys, because you're going to feel that way. I almost prefer stepmomiera. Wait, what also happened to Singer? I loved Singer. Oh, we have some tea on that today. As of today, we got new tea, actually. Basically, he went MIA. Disappeared.

very zach bryan type of guy no no he was like not he's not like that oh not like abusive wise no no i just meant like the archetype like music wise yeah he's singer he was very obsessed with me he pursued me um i was very down honestly not my like normal type at all literally whatsoever was super down um he went mia out of nowhere disappeared

I had mentioned it to him a few times and then today I texted him. Hold on. I have to read it actually. Cause we had discussed like if we weren't to date, then we would be okay with being friends. And I was like a hundred thousand percent like, okay with that. It never bothered me once, honestly, just because like I genuinely care about him as a human being. So I was like, if that's like, if you're not in a position, cause he's, by the way, he's telling me like,

all this stuff's going on with my dad, my career right now, this and that. Oh my God. I had a guy do this to me. In Florida. Not the hurricane. Yes. And by the way. He was underwater. He basically like, yeah, he was like, and like, I'm over here. Like, I'm so sorry. I texted him during the hurricane thing. I was like, I hope your family's okay. And he's like, yeah, they're good. I had a guy use his grandpa's death to break up with me. And then he started dating the girl from girls gone Bible. And I was like, oh, I'd had nothing to do with cramps. Weird that it happened twice. Happened to both of us.

I've been thinking about it for like weeks because I'm like, first of all, I'm not one to like let someone get away with treating me a certain way. And like if I have something to say, I'm always going to say it. Sorry, but I'm always going to say it. We love an outspoken woman. Even if it's like my toxic trait, though, is I always want revenge. OK, and I'm working on it. That is a wonderful quality.

It's my favorite thing about you. And when she says it with those eyes, I fall in love every time. I'm like, oh, get revenge on me, baby. But I'm just like, I'm trying to be the bigger person. I'm trying to grow. I'm trying to, you know. What did he say to you? I like that. But your revenge plots are so good. I don't want you to change a damn thing.

No, you're perfect. I know, but I don't want to seem crazy ever. And in my brain, I seem crazy always, but I don't think my delivery is crazy ever. I texted him and I was just like, it was really hurtful that you went so MIA, like after everything we talked about after the last time I saw you. Yeah. Like we could still be friends type of thing. Yeah. And I said, I said, it's feeling like you got what you wanted from me and dipped. Honestly, that's what it feels like. I said, having a lot going on in your life is not an excuse to be rude to someone who cares for you. Yeah. And I think that's,

very valid um i was like at the end of the day i was always okay with just being friends um but at this point you're not a good friend to me either he came back and just was like honestly he was really nice he low-key slayed with his response what did he say he said i'm sorry i didn't know what to do with myself and didn't know we were on the same page i'm like oh i hate when shit's short no no no he said looking at it from your perspective i realized how fucked up it was

Or that was because you really do care about me. I was no way, shape or form trying to be rude, but I understand completely how I was. I always do this. I'm sorry. That was not my intentions at all to make you to be thinking this way. Oh, man. I'm sorry. I've been a bad friend. You're right. And I just didn't respond. I just love a like, you're right. I did wrong text because like I've never gotten one.

But it's hard because I understand being you in that position where you're almost like, give me something to work with. Yeah, sometimes I'm like, more of a back and forth. Like, what do you mean? Tell me I'm a piece of shit. Okay, maybe not all that. I was perfect. Like, womp, womp. Like that just, that's, yeah, that's never the response that you want. So now. Yeah. So I think, what about like,

A lawyer Or a doctor Or like Boring Even though You also don't want a man With like a Like a Job that he has to like Not be around you No I do want that Oh Maybe not you but me Oh I don't

I mean I like like missing someone That's nice I don't I did long distance For like three years It was fun I was like on a high All the time Nothing was fun About it You're sick That's sick There was nothing fun About it I was there I feel like you Like literally You know when someone Remembers something Completely different Than like it actually Me always You were miserable

I don't remember. I'm like, call me. I miss you. You were miserable. She was hysterical. All they did was fight. And then he made her move across the country and block me. Was he Nashville? He was super hot. No. I'm like, which one was Nashville? Wasn't there Nashville? I feel like when he started. Oh, no, that's my friend, Jez.

I'll say his name. He's my friend. He's not your fucking friend. He's my fucking friend. Straight up. He is my friend. I love Jess. He's a really good friend to me. Actually, this is my favorite thing about you is that you just have so much lore. Like, I think we just unpacked six different boyfriends. I want to talk about, I want to do a segment called BB's odd jobs.

Yeah. Can you just, can you give me some of your different jobs and can we just, cause it's funny to do anything for a dollar. Like literally you've had every single day I'll get followed by a new account. That's like BB's like set design. And I'm like, what do you mean set design? Like,

- I liked the tooth gems. - Tooth gems by Bebe. - Tooth gems by Bebe. Bebe's, she was like tufting rugs for a while. - Guys, today I was like trying to creep on like a different TikTok account. Usually I'm just on an Instagram account, right? And I'm like, what's my username for like my creeper TikTok account? It's Bebe Cooks. - Wow, I wonder who it is. - Zero followers.

It's good though. It's so no profile picture. That's it. BB cooks, BB cooks, BB drives for Uber BB. What else have you done? Um, rugs, tooth gems, tattooing. Um, I'm like everyone's assistant. Yeah. That's how we actually got close as BB started working for me. And then I found out about all of your other odd jobs in that time. Yeah. So, um,

What are other odd jobs you've had? We used to drive around doing Postmates. Yeah, Uber Eats. My car blew up one time. Your car blew up a lot of times, actually. My axle broke one time on the 101 freeway. I almost died. Steering wheel flew away. Not kidding. Almost died. Didn't you, like, masturbate behind the wheel once? What? No, different for a different friend, though. It's not me. Wrong bro. It might be the third one. No, it was...

She got a speeding ticket Because she got carried away I wouldn't be able to focus No that's the problem She literally got Pulled over Oh That's like Have you ever just been Really horny in like Weird situations like that I always get really horny At airports Like I've like debated Jacking off in an airport A few times I'm debating Telling you guys something new I just covered Tell now No can we talk about Having sex and your lips Going numb

I think I told that story on the podcast, but I literally like, no, I was, I wasn't having sex. I think it was getting eaten out and I literally, my mouth got stuck like this. Getting eaten out so good you get a little palsy though is kind of c***y. No, but like it was, it was. What's your new thing? I'm not letting you just skip over this. Go ahead. I'm not even, okay, honestly, Erin, like can you just like pretend you're not here? And I can't tell you how I found this out. Girl, you know I'm gonna, you know I'm gonna grill you. Go. I'm sorry.

I'm like actually tearing up. But you guys have to promise me you're going to try it after this. Honestly, I promise. I don't even know what it is, but you know I'm always down for something new. Vibrator on the toilet. Okay, but let me tell you how I got myself into this situation.

Because I actually have a similar story I'll share with you after this. I'm crying. Okay. It's not like, it's not like, oh, I'm shitting and I'm using a vibrator. Like it's like, it's just that positioning. Cause it's like, you can't really use the vibrator when you're sitting up or else you're sitting on your hand, but toilet, there's a hole. There's a hole in the toilet. So you've got some like, you might as well get a bidet. No, no, no, no. It's important.

So it's like it like technically could have the same effect if you were like just sitting on the edge of the bed or something. But like the toilet's perfect because you're just like in place and like you can get the job done. I found this out because I was in a bind and tell now tell we were I think we were on tour and I was like, where am I going to go in a green room?

Did you use a vibrator in a green room of one of our shows on a toilet? You want to tell them about how you- And if I tell you which one it is, you're going to be like- No. You're going to be so distraught. She's sobbing. You remember that venue that we did where you had- We had to like go into the back shed to like get into the green rooms. And then there was like that bathroom, but like you couldn't even close the door hardly to take a shower. Yeah.

God, what else can I tell you about that? Like that would make you remember. Make me remember, bro. Like we had to like go out of the shed and like be escorted into the venue for like... It doesn't matter. But basically like there was no... The shower was like... You're telling me you jacked off in a shed on tour? Stop saying jacked off. But I was just like, oh, like, oh, I have all my shower stuff in here. My vibrator has to live with my... Or happens to live with my shower thing. So I was like, what if I just...

Were you like extra amped up on stage? I'm imagining that you were like, what the fuck is up, Milwaukee? I was fired up. But let me tell you something. It was such a different experience. Like to the point where I was like, I'm not even kidding. It was like face couldn't move. Arms couldn't move. Legs couldn't move. Like my eyebrows were stuck in different directions. It really gagged you? It...

i'm concerned it was a it was honestly i swear to god nobody can say shit to me until you try it because it was like still here's what i'll tell you i do it at home now you masturbated while i was in the shower in new york oh please i feel like you guys frequently have like masturbating shift days hold on a second i'm on the phone with my boyfriend

Before he was your boyfriend. Before he would come in the bathroom and then she's swinging her vibrator around on her finger. Okay, and I'm on the phone with my boyfriend and she's like, I'm going to use this. Don't come in there. And she flooded the whole room. She was so distracted using that vibrator that the entire four seasons flooded. For weeks. And they never cleaned our room. So for weeks we were sloshing around on her soggy towels, her vibrator towels.

And she left the vibrator in the shower the rest of the trip I do I get what you're saying when you walk in It's good that when you walk in the like I feel you when you walk in a hotel room though And there's like a crazy shower head and it's like oh I'm gonna fuck this I can't believe you just tried to frame me for that I wasn't trying to frame you I would have admitted to my doing No but sometimes we'll be like okay you go you go you take bathroom I'll take room

We spend a lot of time together That's Honestly that's beautiful And I think it's a really Close friendship I was gonna say With the toilet jacking off I dated this guy Stop saying jacking off I can't Stop it It's not jacking off I don't like the word Masturbating at all And I don't think It should be the letter U The letter U in there I think it should be The letter E Why can't it be just Using a vibrator

I don't even that jacking off that makes me feel like I'm like wanking it I don't know I guess that's true but I dated this guy who he was good in bed but not good enough okay so you'd have to go finish the job no so yeah so every time we have sex every time every single time we would have sex I would like get so close and then he would come and then I would be like

Hello. And he just like didn't have the type of personality where like this is before I started cussing people out for being bad in bed. So every time after we would have sex, I would go in the bathroom and like wink it. Stop saying wink it. But like acoustic or like with with help? Yeah, because it wasn't my house. I can't even do acoustic like no vibrator.

And I do get what you're saying. The toilet is kind of a good spot. No, it is. And I'm like, I wish I could give you a visual. I have it. You just have like now, like, you know what I mean? Like you just, it's so, I don't know. I just did the hand. I don't know why I did the hand, but like you have to try it. Literally like, I'm not kidding. And sometimes if I don't have a toilet nearby, now I have to just sit on the edge of the bed, but I will never be laying down again. It's sitting up only. Oh,

But now it's like, how do I explain that to it? Like, if I like want my, to bring the vibrator into the bedroom, I'm like, wait, got to sit up for this one. I can't even do that. So. That's weird. Cause like, I'm, I want to be lying down like a sardine. No, but you have to try it. I would have never expected it, but I'm not kidding. That day I came out of the bathroom and I was like, who do I tell about this? Wait, so you, oh,

Wait, let's be clear for a second. So you get off, like, you have to, like, use your muscles to, like, hold yourself up to cum. No. You know, my legs are swinging. Because, like, I want to be, like, flat, like, laying on my stomach. No, my legs are paralyzed and they're swinging. Like your lips. And my face is paralyzed and my arms, like... The Stephen Hawking visual of you masturbating is crazy. And there's no better way to describe it than Stephen Hawking because I'm in my fucking chair. And...

And it's, I'm not kidding. I get completely paralyzed. Like my neck, I swear to God, you guys, it really is like I'm stuck. I also feel like you have so many stories where you're having sex and then some of you get stuck.

And I'm starting to think I do, I get paralyzed I'm starting to think you might have a little bit of a something I don't know Oh my god Maybe it's like, isn't that, oh No, I'm not gonna go there Is there a disorder? Like, now I wanna go down the WebMD See, no, I just Celine Dion has something called like stiff body syndrome or something What? Where her whole body will just go stiff SBS? SBS

I don't know. It's very serious and I love singing, but like that's, I might be like intro to that. Yeah. I feel like you're always, I'm going to go down a WebMD loophole. I was the other day. Amari was reminding me of all the times I was genuinely convinced that I had like, there was like six months of my life where I was really convinced I had Lyme disease because of WebMD and it was just a zit that wouldn't go away. You need a mighty patch. But like, please tell me you guys will try it. Cause I'm not kidding. It's,

You literally can't move a muscle I mean I've jacked off On a lot of toilets So I mean Wait okay I told you that I told you that I dated the guy I would always Every single time Oh yeah oh yeah okay This was like a frequent thing It wasn't like one through twice Oh maybe then it's just like Something with my particular Like situation But I've never tried The vibrator on a toilet I was very acoustic No it needs to be a vibrator On a toilet What kind of vibrator

I don't know. I've used... Actually, I guess it's always been pretty much the same. I always lose the chargers to my vibrators and I have like nine dead ones right now. I have one that operates with an iPhone charger at the moment. Oh. That's new and improved. Don't say it. I'm only getting sponsored by sex toys right now. She's done like 16 sex toy sponsorships lately. I'm like, mind your business when I post another one this month. Honestly. They pay the best. They do pay the best. And honestly, it's like...

It's kind of good because like they're going to make their return on investment because like everyone needs those. I don't know though. Be careful though because one time I did that vibrator brand deal and then that same vibrator burst into flames. Literally blew up. You know how hard you have to be fucking using a vibrator for it to combust. No, I've like bent some vibrators. Yeah. Aren't they like silicone? My favorite one. Yeah. Like the silicone just got bent. I don't know. Wait, what's your favorite one?

The pro max It's like a black Like long like Like it's like a wand But it's insane Oh like the head It looks like a microphone It looks like like I have that purple one It's insane I'm hustlers Yeah I bought the same one as her But honestly It doesn't need to be that big For it to like Not really work that well To be honest I found like one small Same horsepower Horsepower Sometimes those are too crazy though

no there's no i love the ones that it's like you don't even work for it it's just like i had one that like i'm not kidding if i put my mind to it it would take it would be one two three finish yeah like that that's the type of shit that's insane to me you could like touch it to your knee like the guy doesn't even know it happened you could do it in bed with him and he wouldn't notice 100 that's

That's some good shit. But she has like a silencer on hers. Like you can't. How do you know that? Because you were using it. Oh, that one's a good one. It's the one that I posted. It has a pointed end though. I don't like that. You mean pointed end? Like sharp. But it's so good. I'll send you the link.

it's it really looks scary honestly it looks like a perfume bottle but it did wonders for me i don't like when it all has like all the extra fingers and stuff though like where do i put the rabbit i agree you put the big part inside of you and then the outside part like goes on your thing my what are we allowed to talk about that on here of course the clit

I don't like those because I think there's something about like wiping it off after. No, and it gets all crusty. Stop! One of our friends just told us she's throwing away all her strap-ons at the moment because she said she would donate them to me. She said she's going to donate them to a newer lesbian. But I'm thinking about it and I'm like, I remember I had one, I had a roommate one time who was lesbian and she would, she just would put it straight back in her box right after they used it. And me and my other roommate would be like,

Are you gonna Perhaps a What do they call it Like when you put The little barber tools In the little green fluid Or blue fluid Oh my god It's called like Barbasol or something I'm really in a I think I've been so stressed out That my sex drive is lower Like I've just been so stressed out And exhausted lately And I'm in like Just like I don't know Really? Yeah my sex drive Has been really low I'm still in a major like

um honeymoon era i feel like that happens though with like long term how long have you guys been together now 11 months yeah today no it's it's not like him like i'm still so sexually attracted to him but i'm just like yeah you don't want to do i'm lazy too i haven't shaved my legs in weeks my boyfriend said it was like getting into bed with one of his homies that raises a few questions i know i'm like how do you know yeah when is it my turn any day now i'm going on a date tomorrow are you mr dating show

Same guy. Big, big biceps. Big, big biceps. But no, but honestly, he's really sweet. We hung out on Halloween. I didn't go out. And instead he came over. That's a green flag that he wanted to see you on Halloween. Yeah. No. Yeah. He was texting. We met the weekend before Halloween at a party. Very organically, which I really appreciated. Okay. Because me.

Me I'm on hinge I'm on The other one I'm not trying to get kicked off Please No offense It's easy to do apparently What do you mean no offense? Oh yeah you have a boyfriend Because it doesn't matter But we met like organically So that was really fun It feels very special in today's Like day and age to meet Anyone organically Obviously But that's how I met

Charlotte North Carolina boyfriend Was organically At someone's like Birthday party So in the valley too And I was also in the valley So I'm just like praying I'm like please Me next What Was he already on a show Or is he on a show That's about to come out He's already been on a show But I think I don't know

Maybe in my past dating show experiences, I think had I watched some of those people in their seasons before I dated them, when it ended, like it just would have told me a lot of things that I found out organically. Like I do think that every single person that I dated from a dating show, like who they were on the show is who they were in our relationship. And it,

You could get ahead of it. Yeah. No, I definitely can. I haven't seen. I've done like a little tiny bit of research and I haven't found anything that I don't like necessarily. I do so much research. I don't know how you even like complete. Because I understand not wanting to know. I wouldn't watch this man's season of love is blind if my life depended on it. I was like, I am blind. Yeah. But I'm also the kind of person that like I want to find out for myself unless it's like something like super horrible that like someone did to someone like I want to know

Personally from my own experience. That's fair. I just do think. I hope that everything that happened with Mr. TikTok boy. We have to learn from our mistakes. But at the same time. I also think that.

You do have to go through every archetype on your own. That's the thing. There's no teaching someone these skills. It's like not skills, but like it's like what we all went through. Like everyone's dated like a shit like shitty social media guy. It's like all the different like genres like actor, musician, finance bro. Struggling clothing brand. Yeah. Jobless lives with his parents. Like what about drug dealer? I did that one. You did. Yeah.

For a long time. Well, because it's fun. It's like, ooh. You feel like a high off of it. For sure. No pun intended. Which is, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. No, I remember when I wanted to be like a trap wife. It was my biggest goal. And then he ended up extorting me for all my money. And obviously that, you know. I'm like, I don't even know who you're talking about. It was like my first boyfriend. But he was a drug dealer. And...

I like And he made fake IDs Like I thought I was so cool I would like sit there And laminate them with him And I was like Oh my god this is it No I was like Filling cartridges up Yeah like that's I was doing that Uh huh Yep In like a That's how they really like That's like That's how they cut corners They're like I'm not gonna like Hire someone else And pay them It's not all of them Yeah It's like

My girlfriend's doing it. Like, shit. We're both getting in trouble. So fucked. I miss that phase. But any day now. You don't miss that phase. I said I missed that phase. Oh, you missed it. It's the only, like, corner I really didn't hit. You know what phase I really want to talk about? Makoa brought up NFTs to me. Oh, God. Like...

Last night he was like asking me I forget what he was fucking Oh he was just asking me if I ever had any NFTs or like Ethereum or something And I said no at first and then I was like wait what the fuck I'm literally lying Like

The NFT era of LA was so fucking dystopian and weird now that I like look back to it. I'm so happy I never took the time to understand it because it doesn't matter anymore. I mean, I think some people still kill it. And obviously there are like the billionaires who did it and got their money and got out and like whatever. Like Ricky Banks? Yeah. The Gorilla Glue? But so obviously something whenever it trends online, it'll usually make it to LA, especially if it's something that these like billionaires

Fuck boys can make money with. And so I kind of just want to talk about.

specifically but i'll bleep that but essentially we were all friends with this guy our friend he starts this company and they rent out a giant mansion in hollywood hills and they start throwing parties there oh wait no he's gonna see it never i was gonna say margot robbie's house so yeah they they rent out margot robbie's house and they start having these really exclusive nft parties and people are like fighting to get in the door you're only cool if you can go to them and like

I remember how seriously they took it. And then they would...

in the walls of the house, they had all these TVs and on the TV, they would put the NFT images. And it was like, each night was to honor someone who was like getting an NFT. Like you had a night, right? I had a night and it's like, but everyone did. Like I remember Miles O'Neill had one and like, I'm trying to think of like just other, they were gifting people. These NFTs, like Vinnie Hacker had one. I'm trying to think. David Dobrik, um,

I'm trying to think like. And so then everyone would like come and then like that person would like walk through the room and everyone's staring at them while they like accept their NFT images. Yeah, it feels very like Black Mirror now. It was so like culty. These NFT parties like cult.

And everyone's just there talking about like building and like trying to like bring you into this like dark world where you buy these. Like I remember like the things people were doing to get like an NFT. I remember someone gifted me a World of Women NFT. And like I made it my Twitter profile photo and it was like worth all this money. And like people were like,

So weird to me about it Like Did you like sell them? Like what do you do with them? We still I still own mine I think I might still own some I actually I don't know What do they call it? It's in our like cloud or something Our wallet Oh But it's I just wish I could express to you The vibes of how Like very like actual Like scary movie It just was strange But they really got me With like all those hors d'oeuvres They had like music showcases And just like the thought Of like being honored In front of people It was like Ugh

Clinton did a performance At one of them Yeah didn't he Yeah and it was like And it just like Everything felt so culty though Like it was It was like I can't express it enough Like you They would like Take you to the back room Of the house Yeah and you had to give Like your secret password And like all this information About yourself And then you would walk out And they would present you And then everyone would be Just lined up staring at you Like very much think Like scary movie And then you would like

And it was also a surprise what it was when you got there so you hadn't seen it beforehand and then you would get it and it'd be like oh she got a like and whatever it was called. And then you'd have to like stand up there while everyone claps and like it's on the screen like behind you and like just looking back and it was like you were only cool if you did that like you were only like cool. I was so happy when I got one honestly I was like oh my god I can't believe that I

Because it was like Such a social status thing And now the NFT world Is just And this was It wasn't like this Was once in a while Like I feel like It was like twice a week We were doing NFT related things Like what do you mean? It was a lot I feel like I remember seeing it Like literally all the time I didn't really

I didn't really participate in that Just like where are they now Yeah and then what happened Like just the market crashed Like it's I don't know I wonder like We should have sold I remember like someone sold theirs And it was like very like Taboo Like everyone hated them after that Yeah like you Yeah exactly You would get them in a cell If people sold them It was like you were like Disrespectful Because you got kicked Yeah you got gifted it So like You're supposed to wait Until it's like I don't know

know but then all the people I know and so we waited to like not ours is probably worth like belly button yes and a paper clip and like at the time it was hundreds of thousands of dollars that's so sad yeah I would have sold that shit and been like

Bye. How lucky are we? I just accidentally called my real estate agent in the bathroom and left her a 30 second voice memo of me peeing and I'm talking like trickle peeing and I'm so fucking embarrassed. You didn't unsend it? Can you unsend it or no? I don't think you can unsend a voicemail. Yeah, you can. Oh, a voicemail? Oh, a voicemail. Not a voice memo. I call, it rang all the way to voicemail and then I looked down and I was like, why is my phone talking? And it's like...

That would happen to you, though. Wait, I... Yeah, you were just... Tana just reminded me of a story that I was telling on tour, but now I can probably...

It's my favorite story ever. I so I hate to talk about shitting myself again, especially after just talked about how I use my vibrator on the toilet. But we always tell these stories about shitting ourselves. And I'm like, I like I'm so above that. I don't want to talk like I don't I don't shit like ever. And I was telling a horrible story on stage that I don't know if I can ever make it to the Internet. But let's just say it was horrible.

it was a little poopy, but there was a point. It was like something awful that happened to me on tripping with tart and, um, some most epic related lore. And I was like, I'm going to leave the pooping myself stories to Tana. Like that's not going to be me, but we had a little, I had an experience on tour where for some reason, obviously like we go to like from city to city, we order food in every city. And like, we were in the most like random, like, like,

Like Wilkes Bar Pennsylvania or something Yeah And it gets scary when you start ordering like sushi Yeah Sushi in like Kentucky Yeah you just don't do that And so one night Especially because our shows end so late So it's not like Yeah like at the last store open Like we ordered from this like super sketchy like ramen place Like literally like Open at like 1am Like that's horrifying There's just no reason So We're

We're ordering and on a Postmates group order, you can see like what everybody orders. So I see that Tana, like exactly what she orders. And I'm like, maybe I'll just order what she orders. But I noticed that she added a marinated egg. I'm such a slut for a marinated egg. I've never had a marinated egg because they are gray. And I don't think eggs should be gray. It just, it's like, how did it get gray? Give it to me now. I don't get it. Like, it just feels like, it feels like it's like rotten to me. So I've always avoided it. But,

I'll try anything once. I was like, you know what? I'm just going to have one marinated egg. And so I added one to my ramen. The ramen comes. I eat the ramen. I eat my egg and it was so fucking delicious. I'm not kidding. It literally like, I was like, hi, I was like, this is the best. I'm not kidding. Like, I felt like I felt like when I was using my vibrator on that toilet, I was paralyzed with joy.

She stole everybody's egg. She stole my egg. I started fucking snatching eggs left and right. Everyone who turned around, I took their egg. I had like 13 eggs. I remember I got into my bed that night and at like 4 a.m. I'm about to fall asleep. My eyes open. I was like Brooke fucking stole my egg out of my ramen. Not even my side egg. Like out of my ramen. Well, you should have been quicker. Yes, Easter Bunny. Anyway.

Get those eggs. So I eat everyone's eggs. And the next morning, Bebe's flying in. So I have to wake up early. And she's calling me, calling me. She's outside the bus. So I roll over. I put my little feet on the ground outside my bunk. And I'm like, oh, fuck. There are eggs everywhere.

Coming out of me Like there's Like it's gonna be A major disaster In a second I was like Oh my god I have like There's nothing I can do And so I open the door I don't even greet Bebe I'm like Bebe Bathroom Now Like we have to Find a bathroom I'm like fucking screaming There's like There's no bathrooms nearby There's not like a Starbucks That we could go to Like there's no solution Tumbleweed Avenue Yeah like I literally saw A tumbleweed go by So I called Thomas Our tour manager And I'm like I need early venue access I need to get into that venue And these venues Mind you like

I think that there's an, there's an equal understanding where they're like, Hey, thank you for selling all these tickets to our venue. But the majority of them are like theaters or like they see a lot of rock bands. Like a lot of times, like the venues don't really like us. Like they're kind of like these dumb whores. Like, yeah, it's just, they just, you're, we're not supposed to be in there before a certain time.

time whatever they don't want to sit a minute earlier gonna get me into this venue right now or I'm gonna be shitting on the sidewalk outside the venue and it ruins everybody's show okay so he's like oh I'll see what I can do and I wait like three minutes and I'm like oh it's happening now okay and I'm gonna pink boys lie sweatsuit it's not gonna it's not gonna go down like this so I call Thomas back again and I say Thomas I'm I don't even literally I don't give him a chance to speak I'm like Thomas I'm shitting myself right now it's on the sidewalk it's literally warm like

I'm fucking, it's, I'm blowing, blowing everywhere. Like I was being so graphic because I was trying to like give him a major sense of urgency. Okay. And then the door swings open. So I'm like, oh, thank God. And I hang up, I go inside.

And I handled the situation. Okay. I did not shit myself. Nothing, nothing down the leg. Not so much as a droplet situation. And I was like feeling, I was feeling like, so I was like, Oh my God, I really, I did that. I handled that with ease. That situation. Shishtar. I kept saying that on stage. I miss Shishtar. Shishtar. It's crazy. So then I'm sitting there, I'm chilling empty as can be. And I get a text from Thomas and he's like, Hey,

Hope you're doing well. I hadn't heard from you in a while. Like, weird call this morning. And I'm thinking, like, what the fuck? How lucky are we? I go to my fucking call log, you guys. And the first call that I had placed was to Thomas, our tour manager. And the second call was to Thomas, as in, like, Clinton Kane's best friend, Thomas. It's so, so, like...

Like you couldn't Write that better Like literally Like 50 part series Bathrobe And then she calls His best friend And says I'm shitting Down the wall Sprank But you know For the first He doesn't like him anymore So it was like fine But like I'm just I'm just imagining That for the first time Just the odds Of that happening And just like me Just typing in Thomas And just calling The first Thomas I see And literally saying Like yeah I'm shitting Down my leg

At least he isn't like still best friends with Clinton because I just painted this image of like for the first time in three years they had like a good day at Clinton Cain's camp. Like they're all sitting around like laughing at Poopy. They did have a recent good day, I will say. Oh, yeah. But that's just about it. Poopy died for Brooke. I just saw him though. I saw Thomas at the Shawn Mendes concert. Oh, yeah. He's

Didn't you see Clinton Kane? That wasn't you. No, Sienna's seen him twice. I would literally, I don't even know what I would do if I saw him. I would punch him. For sure. You know what I did? Do you guys know this lore, actually? I was doing research. This is, what? I don't know what story you're about to tell. I heard about, I heard a little rumor that Clinton Kane was performing at the Winston House in Santa Monica, or in Venice. All right, Venice.

I can't speak English In Venice And so I went I was doing research okay This was as your series Was coming out right Like you You went You showed up Right after No no no It was before the series Had come out Are you sure Yeah That is just like A testament to your character Through and through Like she's cooking This man online Like diabolical For the prop behavior No I'm not gonna lie She didn't find out I found out And I called her And I said Bebe Because I was out of town I was on tour And I was like Bebe

You're gonna hate to hear this But well I didn't But at all expenses Paid for a trip to Venice Is in your near future No I didn't tell her to go But I was like Oh you're gonna die Like he's doing a show At Winston House tonight And Bebe without even a beat Was like oh I'm going I said I'm there I'm driving 35 minutes From Venice

west hollywood to venice beach okay to see clinton kane his free show by the way and just imagine him on stage like turning to that he did i have a video of him seeing i have i have a video i'll show it to you i have a video of him i'm filming him singing first off taylor swift a cover of like it i posted on tiktok it was actually horrible and

And I have a video of him looking at my camera, seeing me and being like, he forgot the words.

That's one of my biggest fears on tour I like often often go into this like paranoid haze That I'm gonna look out into the crowd And like just see someone sitting there Like a scary movie that like hates me I like always have that fear Like at the LA show I was like on the edge of my seat I was like oh my god I'm his worst nightmare I know It's funny too I like I was having that Like nightmare on stage during the LA show For like a minute And I was just thinking about like

I don't even know just like people I pissed off I was thinking about Cody Cofan's and this guy stands up and he like tells a whole story and then he's like my name is Cody K by the way and I was like oh shit yeah I don't even like seeing people I like in the audience like I saw my boyfriend and ruined my whole show 100% I feel the same way it like really fucks me up it's like it did because I'm like now I have to think about everything from his perspective now I know exactly what angle he's seeing me at horrifying and he's telling listening to me tell this story about shitting down my leg you look amazing oh

it happened yeah you did look absolutely gorgeous i was sitting next to him if that helps so i had his exact perspective oh thank you oh i want to i know that i've been going really hard on movie reviews and like seriously if you people want me to stop i will stop i don't i've just obviously i've been in my grandma era i've been at home i've been in taking more media and i have a lot of fucking thoughts okay i watched a movie the other day

And I mean this. I truly, truly fucking mean this. In my 26 years of life, I don't think a movie has ever like made me think these thoughts or like freaked me out as much as this movie. The Substance with Demi Moore. If you guys have not seen it. I have to watch it tonight. It's good. Like you liked it? Yes, but it's going to

Fuck you up It's gonna Fuck you up I don't wanna get Fucked up In what sense though Like is it sad Or is it just like Mentally like So challenging All of it It's scary But do you know What a scary movie Isn't scary Like jump scare Like oh Like psychologically Yes like Psychologically It's gonna Freak you out In a way that

No other movie I've ever seen has freaked me out. Essentially, the plot of this movie is Demi Moore is playing this actress who has been in Hollywood for a long time and she becomes kind of older and like she feels washed up. She feels older. She feels not as hot as she was before. Her entire career before was kind of based on her being hot. Like she had like a hot girl like workout show on like the Today Show essentially. Like where it was just like all about her body and being young and being hot and whatever. And...

she sees an ad in the newspaper that essentially is casting for a new hotter her like but straight up says her name like her name is elizabeth sparkle and it's like are you the next elizabeth sparkle like like we need like do you know what i mean and she's freaking out about it right she gets in a car accident she goes to the doctor and the doctor low-key and this is something that happens in l.a all the time too which i think

Really freaked me out But the doctor offers her This stuff Called the substance Essentially that she can Shoot up And it will make her A younger Hotter Version Of herself Sign me up Right Isn't like NAD shot Like a thing right now Yes exactly I think that makes you Stop aging though Not age backwards Oh

Essentially, but like it's essentially playing on that in my opinion, on the Manjaros and the NAD and the beauty standard and all of that. And I feel like we've seen so many things where it talks about the beauty standard, but not in this way. Like in a way that's almost scary. Like I think that how scary the movie was, like...

She showcased it in such a different, unsettling way. And she goes home and she shoots it up. I'm going to spoil something. So for anyone... What if I wanted to watch it? Wait, I don't... Yeah. No, you can still watch it. I'm not going to tell you all of it. But essentially...

It births a new her, right? It's not like she ages backwards. Like there is now her and a new her. And then they have to take weeks. They have to like one week the new hot her gets to go do things while her body is like out for the count. And like hot new her has to like feed her.

old her if that makes sense and then like hot her will like die for a week and then like she gets a week but if the timing gets fucked up at all it takes from the other one so then like new hot her starts allotting for more time like she gets like a vogue magazine cover and she's like okay I'm not gonna let old me live this week and it starts killing her so it's killing the and it's it is so fucked up and it's like it made me just really think because it's like

I fall victim to most things like this. Yeah, I would have immediately taken that substance home. I'm sitting here right now debating getting on Manjaro or something fun that everyone else is on. And like, I'm going to unpack it a little more, maybe on the Patreon. But like, I'm watching this movie and I'm like, I would fall victim to the substance. I would. And it makes me so sad. Like it was like the...

Just the feeling and it's really, the way it's shot is so disgusting. Disgusting, eerie. Like Makoa couldn't even like watch. Like it was like...

So Demi Moore's performance, it's, oh my God. And just all the men in the movie are super creepy. Like pretty girls should smile. And like, it's like. Is it like like American Horror Story vibes? It's like if American Horror Story and Black Mirror had a baby. But the premise of it, I think I could see happening in Los Angeles right now. Right now. Like it is like so crazy.

Accurate That's scary I don't think I want to watch that I'll watch it with you I'm gonna fall asleep In ten minutes But I'll watch it I don't even think You could fall asleep I'm not kidding It is like so I've never Oh yeah don't you have Like narcolepsy When it comes to movies No she has this Me as fuck No it's not even that It could be like Me giving birth And she'd be like No absolutely not That is not true First of all If you're giving birth I'm looking at your vagina Second Second

No, it's like I haven't seen like Star Wars, Harry Potter. I haven't seen like anything important that I should probably watch.

um because i'll fall asleep i'm gonna watch it tonight i'll report back i'm it's gonna as movie reviews actually going to each watch something a week and then come back it's gonna fuck you up a book club i like dude i'm i like i'm i know that literally like this week i want to go get like a lip flip maybe smash shots wait can i come and i'm like yes and i'm like i'm gonna be sitting there with that needle in me like with a whole different perspective it like genuinely fucked me

Not hard enough to not go get it though And that's the sad part That's the sad part about society and the fucking beauty standard It's such It's such a fucked up movie I had a refreshing experience the other day Where I went in to try to get under eye filler And she was like yeah you don't need that Really? I told you that Well I mean I always have gotten it But she's like that's not the thing anymore Like you don't get that She's like if you want to do something you can do PRP But like we're not doing under eye filler anymore Like grow up

Yeah, I feel like filler is not as much, like, as popular as it has ever been. It's not. Because their low-key is, like, I have under-eye filler that's now, like, over here. Yeah, my rate's so bad. I experience so much migration that, like, now I almost want to go into, like, reverse. I completely understand. I reverse most things. I didn't reverse my under-eyes, though, because I didn't want to, like... Because sometimes when you dissolve, it, like, dissolves some of your, like, actual tissue, too. And, like, I couldn't afford to be any more hollow than I was. So it's like, whatever, I'll let it go to my ears or something. I think you're perfect to me. Your ears...

Yeah I'm definitely more I'm not trying to fill in juice everything as much as I was Except for my ass that's I will juice my ass up anytime I literally feel like I'm gonna topple over at any second I looked at a live photo of me the other day and the body dysmorphia is so crazy because at the time I remember thinking god I look like a bunch of doorknobs in a bag and I like That's how I feel

about your Hawaii vlog? Oh my God, stop. I'm like, at the time I was like, my ass looks like I'm wearing just doorknobs in a bag. And I looked back like I'm looking back at this live photo and I was cheeked the fuck up. I was hiking just juicy taking nudes on Runyon, which is just a different time. But I was juiced, cheeked up,

To the gods And now I'm I've got the I'm smoking the Hank Hill pack I get it I get it But there's no shame In that Butts are out That's what they're saying They're saying no butts I'm just saying I miss having Like I miss Being like Oh Tana's caked up You know what I mean And it's like No one's ever said Anything in support about me Well now you can fit Into that little Miss me jean Yeah you can fit Into a little tiny jean Well

I just I miss being Cheeked the fuck up I think I'm gonna go back And really Really really Do my big ones The only time I've ever Had a butt Is like when I was Like low key Like way thicker Yeah

I just miss my ass. I wish you got to keep like, I wish I could like hold on to some things. Like I just really do get sad sometimes about like my perception of myself though. Cause it's like, it's always like you think, you think you look so bad and then it's like, you look back and it's like, Oh my God. Like I looked amazing. Yeah. It's it's. And it's so sad. Even now, like the hardest I am about my body or like the biggest I ever was like, I would never look at someone else and be like, Oh, she's fat. If I saw someone else with that body, but like me with that body for some reason, I'm like,

And why we can't just love ourselves in the moment. I know. You want what you can't have. It's so true. That's just the...

You know, it's so true. It is so true. I'm trying to be better about it. The substance really did fuck me up. I mean, hopefully, hopefully it fucked me up enough to where I don't change things, but I do have an ass shot and lip flip appointment next week. So I love a lip. I need, I want a shot still. I don't, I don't think anything can make me feel. What is it? It's like builds your collagen sculpture. Yeah. They made it for burn victims. Cause their face would concave in and then they would inject it with it and it would re it would re,

Regrow Make the colony So it makes your own ass grow And that's why I was obsessed That I was like I'm all natural My own ass is growing Right now just At a rapid rate Like oh

I want that. I think I want that too. It really hurts though. And the needles. I don't care to give it to me now. It really hurts. I don't care. And you feel like a fucking turkey the way they like based you on the table with the needle. Like it's, it's a very in and out motion. It's not like an in inject. It's like, well, it is Thanksgiving. It's like a cannula. Yes. Yes. And you, yeah, but I used to do it on like Instagram live. It's like, okay. I don't know. Wait, what?

Community guidelines. So many, so many eras that I need to reflect on, but I think we should move on over to the Patreon because I do have a lot to say. I really want to talk shit about Love is Blind too. All right, guys, we love you so much. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Canceled Podcast and joining us on this beautiful fall night. I don't even know what we talked about. How lucky is Brie to be away from ZB? We love you guys so much and we're going to go unpack so much lore on the Patreon. We love you guys.

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