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From NPR and WBEZ, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm the man who sounds like I'm six feet two inches of pure lung.

Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. Thanks, everybody. So we are continuing our summer break this week in honor of President Joe Biden, who taught everyone that sometimes it's okay to sit back and let other people do the job. Also in honor of Joe Biden, I got a completely new set of teeth.

And since we're thinking election thoughts, why not start with our talk last year with a woman who might have been president if Bill here hadn't found an old monkey's paw in 2015 and wished for some new material from the next administration. Lesson, when dealing with ancient demons, be specific. Our guest today...

is the former First Lady of the United States, the former U.S. Senator from New York and Secretary of State, and the first woman to be nominated for president by a major party. She is the author of many books, including a memoir called Living History, a thriller called State of Terror, and a horror story called What Happened. Hillary Rodham Clinton, welcome to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Thank you, Peter. Thank you. I got to tell you, they were excited to see me. Then I told them that you were going to be in the show, and I was completely forgotten. Well, I've listened to your show for years, and you've got such an enthusiastic following, me included. So it's a real joy to be with you. You are so kind. We understand that next week is a big deal. It is huge.

the second annual meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative since the pandemic, right? So you're getting people together. Right. This was brought back after the pandemic because there's such a strong desire for people to try to

be with each other again and come up with things to do that make a difference. And so whether it's climate resilience or getting clean water to people or helping in Ukraine, whatever your interest or your passion might be, there's going to be others who will share that. And you can come and be a part of it. Ah.

Okay, thanks. I appreciate the invitation. I'll be there on Monday. Peter, you've got to go fix the Ukraine. I've got to figure that. Yeah, Peter, we need you. Clearly. I go up to Zelensky from one short Jewish comedian to another. Let me tell you. I want to...

I really agree. I really agree with something you said, which is that during the pandemic, after the pandemic, we all became so desperate to go out and be with people. I specifically would love to be with Matt Damon and the Pope, who will both be there next week. I am guessing that, yes, the panels, the charitable commitments, the ideas for fixing the world, that's great. But what really rocks about CGI is the parties, right? Well, they're not bad. No, well. I mean, they're good.

You know, if you're going to be earnest and working hard all day, you deserve to blow off some steam. I agree. And so, I mean, I'm just imagining it can be surreal, right? With like Janet Yellen and the Pope, say, comparing gowns. I mean, what is... LAUGHTER

Well, you just never know what might happen. That's why you need to come. Exactly. All right. I might leave right now. Secretary Clinton, this is Faith Saley, and I recently had the privilege of telling your husband this story, but I didn't get to tell you, and it's really about you. My nine-year-old daughter saw a picture of her grandmother with your husband. He clearly took the selfie because she doesn't know how. And my daughter said, who is that man with Grandma?

And I said, well, that's President Clinton. And she kind of cocked her head. And she said, you mean Hillary's husband? So I don't think you have to worry about the voters under 65. That's funny. And your husband thought it was funny, too, to his credit. Didn't think it was funny enough to pass it on to his wife, though. Yeah.

It is very strange. I will say this, it is strange talking to you because obviously you're a serious public figure who's done serious work, but you've also been this public icon for many, many years. You're a very, very well-known person, which shows up in different ways. So, for example, have you ever seen Pete Davidson's tattoo of you?

I have. Yes. You have. Yes, I have. So wait a minute. Not at all.

Not in the same way other women have seen it. I was about to say. You've seen pictures. No, no, no. I was with Pete and, you know, he lifted up his pants leg and he showed it to me. And I was a little bit worried when he said that he was going to start removing his tattoos, but I saw him later and he assured me that one would stay. So I hope it's still there. How often do you hang out with Pete Davidson?

I am a big fan of Pete. When I did Saturday Night Live years ago, I got to meet Pete and Colin Jost, and I really was very touched by both of them because, you know, Pete's father was a firefighter who died on 9-11, and...

You know, Colin's family was very much involved with the New York Fire Department, and I did a lot of work with them after 9-11. So I really felt a connection, and I find Pete to be, you know, a very appealing guy, and I just wish him the best. I mean, I really hope that, you know, he has a great life because he deserves it. Wow. Get a tattoo of her on your leg. She'll say nice things about you. Okay. I just took a note.

Well, Secretary Clinton, I cannot tell you how exciting it is to talk to you.

But we have asked you here to play a game that we're calling... You Can Do Anything with CGI. You are part of one CGI, the Clinton Global Initiative. So we thought we'd ask you about another CGI, that is computer-generated imagery. That's quite popular in the moving pictures these days. So just answer two or three questions about the CGI, you will win our prize for one of our listeners, the voice of anyone they might choose on their answering machine.

Bill, who is Secretary Clinton playing for? Forbes Fox of Wilmington, North Carolina. Forbes Fox. And I don't know how competitive you are with your husband, and I mean that honestly, but I will point out when he was in the show some years ago, he got all three right. I'm just saying that. Oh, I've heard that, Peter. Have you? Like every year. Oh, so that he told you. Okay. All right.

Here's your first question. CGI is often used in big comic book movies like Blade Trinity. In that movie, CGI was used to create the illusion that the lead actor, Wesley Snipes, was doing what? A, paying his taxes. B, saying the lines in the script rather than what he wanted to say. Or C, keeping his eyes open.

Oh my God. Oh wow. Keeping his eyes open. That's right. What happened was that the moment in the movie called for him suddenly opening his eyes to prove he was alive or something. And on that day on the set, Mr. Snipes was very angry at the director and refused to do it. So they said, what the heck? And they just used CGI to put eyeballs on his eyelids. Oh.

That is hilarious. But I knew nobody in an action movie pays their taxes. That's true. I just pictured him getting so into it that he closed his eyes like a drummer and was just like really vibing. All right. Next question. Pedigree.

Stephen Seagal has continued his career as an action hero into the fourth decade, but there are some things, well, he just can't do anymore. In a recent film, they used CGI to depict him doing what difficult stunt? A, walking...

B, treating the other actors with respect. Or C, performing a triple axel in pairs figure skating. Oh, my God. Oh, walking.

Yeah, it was, A, yes, walking. Now, to be fair, he wasn't just walking. He was also pointing his gun in various directions as he did it. Before we get to this last question, Secretary Clinton, you'll probably be thinking that after all of your achievements and prominence in public life, you cannot believe that you were being asked this kind of question. LAUGHTER

And I just want you to know I share your disbelief. Movies employ vast teams of CGI artists. Of course, you can see all their names in the credits. But one particular graphic artist working on the movie Cats was given a very specific job. What was it?

A, matching the cast's movements as cats to footage of actual cats doing the same dance numbers. B, swapping out the animation on James Corden, who had accidentally been rendered throughout the movie as a dog.

Or C, removing all of the very anatomically correct CGI cat butts that a previous team had put on all the actors? Well, it could have probably been all three of those, given how the movie turned out. But I think... Wow. You think you know, and the answer is...

I'm going to say the answer is three. That's right. C. And somewhere out there, there is apparently a, quote, butthole cut. Bill, how did Secretary Hillary Clinton do on our quiz? She won them all. Good going, Hillary. Does that mean I get to be the voice I heard? That's between you and the secretary, I'm afraid. Hey, Hillary Clinton.

I'm not here right now. I think that sounds pretty good. The Clinton Global Initiative 2023 is taking place September 18th and 19th. Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton, thank you so much for joining us here on Wait for a Time. Thank you, Hillary. Thank you.

When we come back, two of the most gorgeous movie stars in the world, Chris Pine and Zazie Beetz, who are grateful to be in the radio so we can concentrate on their intellect. That's when we come back with more of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me from NPR.

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From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill. This week...

We are taking a well-deserved break in order to get ready to cover the stories that are coming our way this fall. With my Anchorman heritage, I can put my ear to the ground and hear the approach of a great stampede of news.

We must prepare. While we limber up, let's return to happy times and delightful people. In April of this year, we talked to Chris Pine, an actor who made his mark as a handsome prince in Princess Diaries 2, but in his directorial debut, Pool Man, he depicted an eccentric, obsessive, barely holding down that titular job.

I asked him about moving to the other side of the camera. Terrible. No, it was, I have to say, the directing and the acting of it, I don't know how people will view it, but certainly the experience of it was pretty joyful, and I had a

an incredible cast, Annette Bening and Danny DeVito and Jennifer Jason Leigh and a bunch of incredible people. The movie is a lot of things, but it is also a kind of love letter to L.A. Unlike a lot of people who do what you do and therefore live there, you grew up there, right? I grew up in L.A. and my father was on a really...

show in the late 70s and early 80s called Chips. Oh, wow. We know. We know. Oh, yeah. We just basically got you here so we could talk about your father. Oh, I know. We read, and I'm surprised if this is true, so I'm interested to see if you'll confirm it, that your father advised you not to go into the business. My father is a workaday actor. When I was growing up, it was him going out on auditions all the time, and I

I think his advice was really born from more than anything else, like knowing just how difficult and how hard our business can be, what with rejection and the real possibility of struggling to make a living. But then I remember I was at school and I did a play and my mother came up to me afterwards and looked at me very worriedly and said, are you sure you don't want to become a lawyer? Right?

And I said, absolutely not. And she said, well, go with God. Well, that's lovely. And so did your first big movie role, as I understand it, was the male lead in Princess Diaries 2, a royal engagement. And this week, every woman I have met, about 30 or below, told me that it was, that is the greatest movie ever made, or at least they thought so when they were in junior high.

And I'm just wondering if that has been your experience of life that women come up to you and go, oh my God, when I was 13, you were just it. I'm so fortunate to have been given that opportunity by Gary Marshall. And I just wish for that role that I would have just had someone put hair gel. Because my hair is so

uncontrollably large in the film. I noted that. I watched it this week. It's brutal. Why did you do that? I just assumed, because the movie is so perfectly calibrated to the tastes of young women. Except for my hair. Well, I figured that's just what young women want. They want an incredibly handsome prince who seems, you know, a little dark and a little evil, but turns out to have a heart of gold, who has enormous hair. That was part of the whole thing. Okay.

Yeah. So you went from the Princess Diaries eventually to playing Captain Kirk in the fabulous new rebooted Star Trek movies. So how much of your performance was based on William Shatner? I think the biggest direction that J.J. ever had for me was Les Shatner. Really? You were overdoing it? Because it's so deliciously fun. I mean, anything from how he...

fits in the chair to how he does like a double take. There are many, the Shatnerisms are long and deep and they're beautiful. They're beautifully crafted things. So there's a bit where you, there's a bit where you bought, you eat an apple. And I didn't realize that William Shatner ate apples in a certain way until you did it. And I was, Oh, that's a Shatner apple. It's a Shatner apple. It's a Shatner apple. Yeah.

I have to ask you one last thing before we get to the game, which is, I don't know if you are aware of this, but the celebrity magazines very much enjoy talking about the Hollywood Chrises. It's currently you, Mr. Hemsworth. We talk about it on our WhatsApp chain. Well, that's what I was going to ask. So the Hollywood Chrises are obviously Mr. Pine with us now, Mr. Hemsworth, Mr. Evans, and Mr. Pratt. And the question was, when you get together, and I imagine when that happens, it's called the full toffer. Whoa.

Whoa. Not Christmas? No. Okay. I feel topped. I feel one up. Do you actually, like, because there are rankings. I don't know if you were that. Like, who's the number one Chris of the moment? And I was wondering if you guys worry about that. It really depends on which clubhouse we're at. Oh, sure. But if we're in Los Angeles, I mean, you know, I think the current rating is...

I'm at least 48 points above the other guys, which is, look, that's this week. Yeah. Let me just go through their IMDb. No, I don't see any writer-directors on there, so you take the cake, my friend. Yeah, there you go. There you go. I win. You win. Well, Chris Pine, we have invited you here to play a game that we are calling... Ah, the scent of fresh, crisp pines.

Not only crisp pine, but balsam, vanilla, and clove. We're going to ask you three questions about, sir, air fresheners. Ready to go. All right. Answer two to three questions, and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners. Bill, who is crisp pine playing for? Chris Owens of Binkleman, Nebraska.

Another member of the Chris Club. All right, here's your first question, Chris. While air fresheners help mask at least 30% of the smells in that cab you are now riding in, they can also cause a little bit of trouble as in when which of these happened? A, a line of human pheromone-scented fresheners called a spate of terrible marriages back in the 1990s. B, the pine-scented ones have been known to attract bears forever.

Or C, a school in Baltimore was evacuated and hazmat crews were called in thanks to the smell of a pumpkin spice air freshener. B. B, that the pine-scented ones attract bears? Yes.

Which is why you see all those bears chasing the Ubers up and down there. Exactly right. It happens in Los Angeles all the time. That's absolutely true. That's how we get them out of the woods. No, I'm afraid it was actually C. The school in Baltimore had to be evacuated because of the overwhelming effect of the pumpkin spice air freshener. Nobody died. Five people did go to the hospital with pumpkin spice-related trauma. All right. It's not a problem. You have two more chances. Thanks, pal. I know.

With the ubiquity of air fresheners, people are demanding changes to cope with them, such as which of these? A, Febreze being classified as a controlled substance by the federal government. B, an option in rideshare apps to request a car without them. Or C, edible air fresheners to make your farts smell nice. LAUGHTER

I desperately want to say C, but I'm pretty sure it's B. It is B, yes. Yes. Yes.

And apparently our audience agrees that Uber and Lyft should bring this to us because many people would much prefer not to have that in their car. It makes it the worst. It's the worst. It makes some people very sad. All right. Just the worst. All right. Last one. If you get this right, you win. If you're putting on air freshener in your car, always use one of those little trees. Just do that so you don't end up like the man who used a spray and had what happened.

A, he filled the car with so much aerosol air freshener that when he then lit a cigarette, his car exploded. B, when it dried, it became opaque and all of a sudden he couldn't see out the windows. Or C, it was absorbed by his skin and he spent the rest of his life smelling like cinnamon sugar. Oh, God. One. One. You're right. Yes. Yes.

Yes! You made it! You got it, yes! This happened in the UK. He lit a cigarette. The propellant or whatever caught fire. The car windows were blown out. Nearby buildings were damaged. But amazingly, the driver himself had only minor injuries. I don't know how, but that's what happened. Bill, how did Chris Pine do on our quiz? Two out of three. Wow! What a win! Chris, good luck! Captain, my captain! Thank you.

Well, Chris Pine is an actor, writer, and director now. Chris Pine, what a joy to talk to you. Thank you so much for joining us on Whitley Can Talk More. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Take care. Thanks, Chris. Bye-bye. See you. Bye.

In 2022, toward the end of the pandemic lockdown, we invited actor Zazie Beetz onto our Zoom call. Zazie starred in the acclaimed series Atlanta and also played a superhero in Deadpool 2. Mo Rocca, though, wanted to know about her origin story.

Is it true that you got your acting superpowers at LaGuardia High, the school from fame? Yes. I just have to say that for so many of us, you have to understand, like growing up, it was like a fantasy if you lived outside of New York to be able to go to the fame school, that high school. It's so funny because honestly, it's it's like it's a public school. Like I don't think people realize like it.

I don't know. I felt like, yes, it was this wonderful opportunity, but also really just felt like school. But it's not just school. They block off the traffic so that you can dance on top of taxi cabs and stop traffic. That's true. Don't all schools? I mean, and you're dancing on the cafeteria table singing Hot Lunch. I mean, it was impossibly exciting to watch that movie and TV series. Yeah.

Well, you know, that's, I thought everybody had that, but I guess. It's just, it's just strange. You have, you are known, I am told, and please correct me if I'm wrong. Okay. For like making your own health products, like your own kombucha and body butter. Is this true? It's so funny. Like, I feel like that's totally become a thing that people ask me about all the time. I just do this at home, like for.

for fun. I mean, I used to do it to save money because I was like, I want a face mask, but I'm not paying 20 bucks for that. And so I would just make my own stuff. And with the kombucha, I was just interested in that whole fermentation process. And then your SCOBY basically is like, it's like a

pet. You have to take care of it. For people who don't know, tell everybody what a SCOBY is. What is a SCOBY? It's essentially the bacteria that help create the environment that helps... It's the slime from which kombucha emerges. Exactly. But it's actually like you can hold it. It's like a little... It's like a sourdough starter, but it's just way grosser. Exactly. But you can hold it and it's

And it's like a little jello thing. And it's like, you have to take care of it. Otherwise it dies. Does yours have a name? No, I didn't name mine. But she had many children because they keep making layers of new scobies. And you can like separate them. Oh my God, it's sitting in the corner of your room multiplying? Yes. Yes.

Yes. And listen, I have a cat and I had a Scobie. I don't have Scobie anymore. Do you ever hear it whispering things to you that maybe you don't want to do, but it really wants you to do? My Scobie is a very positive Scobie. So it only whispered kind and gentle things to me. My sister Scobie tried to kill us in the night one time. You see what I mean? Yeah.

Hey, wait a minute. Here's a question. Since you were already into like making this disgusting goo for your friends, when the pandemic started, what new hobbies did you pick up? What new hobbies? Returning text messages.

I started. It's a good half hour every day. Yeah. Rocking in the fetal position. In two days, I went through 823 unread text messages. Wow. Yeah. Wow. What? You were not.

You were not up on your texts. I'm not as popular as you, so I don't have that much of a problem. But when I don't return texts for, say, a week, I just decide it's easier never to speak to that person ever again, so they assume I'm dead. Right.

Yeah, that was my approach. And then I was, you know, so lonely during the pandemic. Well, I'm sure when you texted all your friends at last, your Scobie was very proud of you. Yeah. And a little jealous. She wanted the attention. Of course. Well, Zazie Bates, we are so delighted to talk to you, but we have asked you here to play a game that this time we're calling. Zazie Bates? Me?

meet Sassy Beats. Specifically, the Beats of longtime Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts, who died last year at the ripe age of 80. Answer two to three questions about Charlie Watts and you will win our prize for one of our listeners, the voice of their choice in their voicemail. Bill, who is Sassy playing for? John Day of Durham, North Carolina. I gotta ask, are you a Rolling Stones fan? Uh,

Uh, not enough for this game. Okay. That's, as I often say, ignorance is often the best choice as we go into this, because just a little knowledge will lead you astray. All right. Great. So here's your first question. Charlie Watts had some interesting habits while touring the world for decades with the Rolling Stones. Yes. He always did what? A, he saved all the underwear thrown at them on stage, resulting in a collection that filled an entire wing of his house.

B, he sketched every single hotel bed he slept in. Or C, he ate in alphabetical order, having apricots for one meal, beets for the next, etc., all the way around until he started again. I hope it's the first one, but I think it's B. You are right. It is B. He sketched every single hotel bed he slept in. He started as an artist, did some early album covers for the Stones, and I don't know why he did that. Next question. That was very good.

Charlie Watts, like the other members of the Stones, liked to collect classic and expensive cars, but he did it his own way. How? A, he just collected the same car, the 1978 Dodge Aspen, until he had 106 of them. B, Watts never got his driver's license, so he just put on suits to match the car and sit in the cars in his garage. Or C, whenever a bandmate bought a car, he'd get the matchbox version and then brag about how much money he'd saved.

Oh, that's so sweet. I think it's A though. You think it's A that he just collected 1978 Dodge Aspens. That's it. That's the only car he was interested in until he had 106 of these identical cars, presumably in different colors at his estate. Hopefully. Yes. No, I'm afraid it was actually B. He never got his driver's license. To be fair, I got my driver's license three years ago.

Well, you're a New Yorker, right? That's a New Yorker. Yes. Right. So that's a natural New York thing. We have one more question. If you get this right, you win. Once, while the Rolling Stones were on tour, Watts was woken in the middle of the night by a phone call from a very drunk Mick Jagger demanding, my drummer. How did Watts respond? A, he sent him 14 pounds of chicken drumsticks via room service. B, he said, I'm sorry, I don't recognize your voice, sir. Or

Or C. He woke up, shaved, dressed in a suit and tie, put on some freshly shined shoes, went up to Jagger's room, and punched him in the face.

yelling, never call me your drummer again. Ooh, spicy. I like this spice. Let's go for C. Oh, very good choice, Aussie. That's in fact what happened. This story was prominently featured in all of his obits. And what happened then was after he had punched Jagger in the face and said that, he then yelled, and you're my singer, he said.

Nice. There you go. I love the fact that he shaved and put on a suit. He was apparently a man who cared about such things. He cared about such things. He did. Bill, how did Zosie Bates do on our quiz? Two out of three. And she won. Yay!

Zossi Bates is starring in Atlanta on FX. Zossi Bates, you are a delight. Thank you so much for joining us on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Thank you so much. This was so fun. Take care. Thank you, Zossi. Bye-bye. Bye. When we come back, the British actor who played America's greatest hero and a woman who became a TV star because selling weed in high school didn't work out. That's when we're back with more of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me from NPR.

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From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater in downtown Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sago. Thank you, Bill. Thank you.

So this week, all of us at the show are off at our summer boot camp, which is like Navy SEAL training, except for dealing with the news. 75% of candidates wash out of the program, leaving only the best of the best to deal with the worst of the worst.

So while we get ready for the challenges to come, here are some older pleasures. In January of this year, we were joined by actor David Oyelowo, who had dozens of credits in his native UK, but is most well-known in America for playing Dr. Martin Luther King in the movie Selma. Peter asked him if people here are surprised to find out he's actually British.

Very surprised, which is both a compliment and at times feels like I'm under threat because people feel quite upset about it. I remember doing a number of Q&As after we did Selma at the screenings and African Americans particularly were like, man, you're from Harlem. Come on, man. I have other questions, but I'm sort of stunned by how good that was. That was really good.

I wanted to talk a little bit about your background, which is fascinating to me because I'm a theater guy. Is it true, the story we heard, that you first got into acting because you wanted to impress a girl?

It's very true. It's very true. Theatre was not something that was on my radar at all. What was on my radar was my pastor's daughter who used to work the overhead projector at my church and I was so obsessed with her I never listened to a single sermon for an entire year. And one day she asked me to the theatre. I thought it was a date. It was actually to join a youth theatre group and

And I was so enamored with her that I kept going. And that's what led to me becoming an actor. Whoa. That is chasing the pastor's daughter. That's the name of his memoir. Don't make it sound unholy. I wasn't trying to do anything nefarious. I just liked her. And that was like 30 years ago. You think she's impressed yet?

Oh, she's full of regret. She sees me in movies and she's absolutely gutted. Really? It's absolutely true. Every time I'm in a movie, I get a very sad email from her. That's a love language, I think. I was going to say. Do you remember, I mean, it's funny, I usually ask this question of athletes, but it just occurred to me I could ask it of you because of the story you just told. You stumbled into this, you hadn't wanted to do it,

But there you were. Was there a moment when you first realized that you were quite good at it? Yes, yes. There was a moment. I mean, the first thing I did was being part of that youth group where I had followed that girl too. And the reaction afterwards was pretty eulogistic from everyone else. The unfortunate thing is it was offset by my mother who could never quite...

draw the line between make believe in reality and would just say why were you kissing that girl that is not your wife that is not your girlfriend leave her alone and and she actually did that during the performance no

That's when you said, I have to get into TV where they don't allow anybody in. Exactly. Imagine she shouted that at many screens. I want to get to your movie. The movie's called Roleplay, as people will find out when they watch it, which you should, because the key plot element is this married couple decides to do some roleplay to spice up their relationship. Love language. Exactly. And your character, ironically also named David, turns out not to be very good at that.

How does a very good actor play a bad actor? Well, you tend to be around a lot of bad actors and you're just doing it in person. Really? You realize, oh, that guy I was in repertory with, he sucked, I'll just do him. Yeah, you now have several actors I've worked with second-guessing their careers right now. LAUGHTER

Well, it is absolutely lovely to have you with us, David. And we have asked you here today to play a game that we're calling... Rolling, rolling, rolling. So your new movie, as we've discussed, is called Role Play. So we thought we'd ask you about the other kind of role play, games you play by rolling things. Answer two out of three questions correctly, and you will win our prize for one of our listeners. Bill, who is David Oyelowo playing for? Chris Creel of Morristown, New Jersey. All right.

Ready to do this? Very ready. All right. One of the most popular rolling games is, of course, bowling. One of professional bowling star athletes, Mike Machuga, is a two-time national champion. But he is perhaps most famous for his signature move as a bowler, which is what? A, the Machuga chop, where he throws the bowling ball overhand.

B, the Machuga hop, a shot where his ball goes into the gutter then bounces out to hit the pins. Or C, the Machuga flop, where he rolls the ball but doesn't let go of it and slides halfway down the lane on his stomach.

I'm going to say B. It was actually C, the Machuga flop. What? He does this apparently to entertain the crowds because it turns out in bowling, if you don't let go of the ball, it's not a foul even if you cross the line. So he does this thing where he rolls it, doesn't let go, slides himself halfway down, gets a lot of applause, comes back and rolls. That's a thing he does.

Here's your next question. There is a sport called zorbing, where you climb inside this giant inflatable hamster ball and roll around. But just rolling around, not exciting for some people, which is why you can also do what? A, in San Francisco, you can zorb down the famously crooked and very steep Lombard Street. B, in Florida, you can race other zorbers through alligator-infested waters. Or C, in the Rocky Mountains, you can try bungee zorbing. Huh.

I'm going to say C. David, have you heard of an American phenomenon called Florida Man? I'm going to say B. There you go.

Yeah, it is Florida, so of course they climb into these things and then run as fast as they can in them across the alligator swamp. All right, last question. In France, as you might know, they have a version of lawn bowling or bocce they call petanque. And almost every petanque court throughout France has a statue or a picture of a woman named Fanny nearby.

Why? A, per tradition, any team that gets shut out in a Pétanque match is required to get down on their knees and kiss Fanny's, well, Fanny. B, it is an image of Fanny Merlarnot, a 19th century wife from Lyon who invented the game to get her husband out of the house and stop annoying her. Or C, it's just a coincidence, there happens to be a lot of pictures and sculptures in France of women named Fanny and some of them are near Pétanque courts.

I'm going to go with my friend who said A. Right, yes. That's correct. To be shut out in a petanque match is called être fanny or being fanny, and you're required to kiss the fanny. And I should say, by the way, that in France, in French, fanny means fanny is the same it does in America, not what it means in Britain. LAUGHTER

Bill, how did David do in our quiz? In the final tally, I think David got all three. Sure he did. Absolutely he did. Well, David Oyelowo is starring in the new film Roleplay, currently streaming on Prime. David Oyelowo, thank you so much for joining us on Wait, Wait, Don't Call Me. What an absolute pleasure to talk to you. Take care, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.

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Finally, also in January, we spoke to one of the most distinctive actors around, Natasha Lyonne from Russian Doll and Orange is the New Black. I asked her if she was recognized more for her appearance or her voice. You know, if I have straight hair, I can pretty much move through the city like, you know, it's not me. But then as soon as I talk, I'm f***ed. Right, exactly. And when people are like looking at you, my God, you're Natasha Lyonne. And then what do they tell you that they love most? Uh...

I guess, you know what I like the most? I don't know what they're necessarily saying, but what I like is sort of like a little bit of a sly handshake. Yeah. And the street that keeps moving from a real New Yorker. Like, they give me a little hand movement or I like...

I sort of like a deli interaction. I guess that's why I wrote it into my session doll. That's one of my favorite type of New York interactions. I mostly enjoy it in Manhattan on the move, I think. Right. And that's cool. I mean, one of the great things about New York as opposed to LA, in New York, they're all too cool to get excited when they see a celebrity. They just give you the hi sign. Yeah, I know who you are. I'm not impressed. Yeah.

It makes me feel like a real New Yorker, like part New Yorker, part leprechaun. And I like that feeling. I understand that. I found out some amazing things about you this week that I had not known, even though I was a fan. For example, I read that you were thrown out of your pretty prestigious school because you were, I think, selling pot. Is that right?

It's a rite of passage as a teenager. Yeah, I understand. It was a private school on the Upper East Side, and I was a scholarship kid, so I think I had a bit of a resentment. So I would get, you know, just a dime bag, and then I would go to the corner head shop, when there weren't as many of them back in those days, and I'd buy, like, a little $2 pipe, and I'd put, like, a single-hit weed in it, but I'd smoke the green off it. I'd take the first hit. Right. I'd put...

And then I would sell them the pipe and the single once smoked in. So not only, this is amazing. Not only were you selling the experience. And then this is, this is what I thought was the kicker. They threw you out. And then because you were like, even then becoming a famous actor, you were on Letterman and they wanted you to come back. Yeah, it's true. It was a scam.

So I have been watching episodes of your new show, Poker Face, which was created by Rian Johnson of Knives Out fame. And it is amazing, especially to someone of my age, because I grew up with Columbo and those TV shows. And I'm watching it, and I realized this about halfway into the first episode, you get to be Columbo, which has got to be the coolest thing ever. And I'm assuming you're enjoying it, doing it as much as I'm enjoying watching it, right?

Well, you know, Peter Falk is such a cutie. And you look good in the trench coat is what I'm saying.

Oh, thank you. But first of all, did you grow up, because you're younger, did you grow up with those shows, like those Macmillan and Wife and the Mysteries of the Week, where you had a detective who solved a new murder every week, maybe Murder, She Wrote was a later, but classic iteration of that? I mean, I'm going to go ahead and say, no, not really. Are you old? Not that old, Peter. She's not as old. I'm old. She's vibrant.

I come to my love of sort of Philip Marlowe-style characters, I guess, really through, you know, Altman's The Long Goodbye or even Chinatown or even books, you know, like John Fonte and Raymond Chandler and just noir in general. And I think my love for Peter Falk is really from all the Cassavetes films or Wings of Desire in a way. And of course, I'm, you know, I also, I do like that

that sort of character, you know, a great deal. But I would not say you necessarily want me on an actual murder scene. I'm not sure I could definitely crank the case. I have a measure of street smarts, though. That is true, and I definitely share with Charlie an obsession with a sort of John Lennon, just give me some truth. The flip side of that, though, is could you get away with a murder? Ooh.

That's a great question. You know, the few I've committed so far. Yes. Apparently, yes. Oh, yeah. I'm fine. Here I am on NPR. No cops at my door. Yeah.

I mean, so far, so good. And honestly, those people deserve to die. I don't want to name them. You know, I got to say, if they pissed you off, I can't blame you. And thank you. And thank you. Well, Natasha Lyonne, it is really a pleasure to talk to you after watching you for so long. But we have asked you here today to play a game we're calling Poking Faces.

So your new show, which we've been discussing, is called Poker Face. We thought we'd ask you questions about poking faces. That is Botox injections. Answer two to three questions correctly. You will win our prize for one of our listeners, the voice of anyone they might choose on their voicemail. Bill, who is the amazing Natasha Lyonne playing for? Jeremy Knoll of Chicago, Illinois. All right. You ready to do this? Yes, dear. Okay. Okay.

So Botox is a trade name for botulinum toxin. That is the substance that causes the disease botulism. But before it was called that, the disease was called what? A, sausage poisoning. B, Satan's musk. Or C, Stuart.

Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Why not Satan's musk? Satan's musk. No, it was actually sausage poisoning. Yeah. Yeah. Because botulism is a food disease and it was first studied in Germany. It does. It was first studied in Germany and in Germany they eat a lot of sausage.

Okay, well, I look forward to losing here. No, no, you have two more chances. You have two more chances, and we're fans, and we'll help. All right, so botulinum toxin, Botox, is approved, as we know, for clinical uses, but it is unique among medicine. Why? A, you need at least $1 million of life insurance to be allowed to open a bottle of it.

B, instead of milliliters, it is measured in mouse units or the amount of Botox needed to kill one mouse. Whoa. Or C, it can be used as legal tender in Palm Beach. Kill a mouse. It's in fact killing mouses. Yes, mice. Yeah.

MUs, mouse units, that's how they measure it. It's such a toxic substance that that's how it is measured. So that's great. You have one more question. If you get this right, you win. Botox injections, in addition to their cosmetic effects, right, it paralyzes your skin. It's been shown to have a positive side effect. In addition to that, what is it? A, it makes your skin as hard as Pyrex, preventing facial injuries for people who topple over.

B, it can alleviate depression literally by turning your frown upside down. Or C, because it makes you look younger, it improves your taste in music. Turn your frown upside down. That's it. That's exactly right. Wow. Botox does have a proven...

Anti-depressant effect, and one of the theories as to why is it literally makes it harder to frown. Bill, how did Natasha Lyonne do in our quiz? Two out of three. That is a win. She did it. Oh, there you go. She did it.

Natasha Lyonne is the creator and star of the Emmy-nominated Russian doll, her new show, Poker Face, is streaming on Peacock now. Natasha Lyonne, thank you so much for joining us, and congratulations on an amazing television show. It's fabulous. Bye, guys. Bye-bye.

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