A Conversation with Justin Long
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Hello friends, welcome to our show. It's the New Girl Rewatch Podcast. I'm Zoe and I'm here with Lamorne. Hannah's taking the day off.

Yes! What's up, dude? Yes!

Oh my god. Zoe, what are you eating? I'm sorry. I took some pretzels out of the stash. Are you having granola? Lentils. You're eating lentil soup? You

You say that like that was obviously... No, lentils are idiot. It's obviously... Look at that. By the way... It's snack time. I'm having lentils, you dummy. It's lentil hour. No. You don't have pretzels during lentil time, fucking weirdo. It's two o'clock. We have lentils now. What is this bracket setup you got there, Justin? That's a pretty cool setup. Oh, thanks. It's...

The company I do my podcast with, Life is Short, is Wondery. They give you your own booth? No, I usually do it out of my home, which is where we did ours, Lamorne. Yeah. Friend of the show, Lamorne Morris. Thanks, man. I thought I was a friend as well. Your episode hasn't come out yet. Oh, it doesn't count yet? You're a potential future friend.

Lowest rated episode. You're a friend of mine. Not yet of the show. I'm at the Wondery studio. So I've been shooting this thing in Utah and I just came back to LA to do this. So we'd have good sound. And they gave you, you're at their offices where you have your own booth. Yes. You're hung up on this, on the poster. This actually could be anywhere, I suppose. You're right. Yeah.

I am in LA. I'm not hung up on a poster. I'm hung up on the fact that iHeart didn't give us one. They didn't give us a poster to put in the back. Didn't we need a poster? I think he's in there. I think we could record at the iHeart studios if we wanted. You could. Yeah. Daniel says yes. Yes. Our engineer says yes, we could record there anytime. We just don't want to drive there. And we have nice microphones here. Yeah. You can come for your...

I would love to, but I sit and do my podcast in this raggedy ass house that I have. It's falling apart on me. Wait, okay. I know for a fact you have a beautiful home. Some might call a mansion.

A raggedy ass mansion. A raggedy ass mansion. It's like a haunted mansion. Okay. A haunted mansion built in 2020. It's like that show Ghosts on CBS. Haunted by the ghosts of the men who made it. Oh my goodness gracious. Justin, you look good, man. Oh, thanks. You say that like you're surprised. Well, yeah, because usually you look, you know, like... Yeah, raggedy. Well, no, much like my mansion. Yeah. When...

Usually you're just like chilling, dude. You usually have a surfing vibe. Now you're all professional and stuff. Well, I thought I'd dress up for you guys because out of respect. That's awesome, man. I'm excited to be on the show. I'm excited to talk to all of you. Where I don't see Hannah. Oh, gosh. Hannah. Yeah. She's a problem with me. No, no. She's just take. I think she's with her kids. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, she did want me to pass along a message to you.

What is it? She said, please don't let this be any type of, um, negative space between the two of you. But she, and her words were, and I didn't make, I could, I wouldn't say this, Justin, but her words were, I don't fuck with him. That's what she said. Oh, like, like, like, because I'm so hostile. Like, I don't, I don't want to anger him. You're such an angry guy. You're an angry guy. Yeah. I don't, I don't, uh,

I'm now beginning to suspect that maybe she does want to fuck with me. I think she had a different experience of you, Justin, than I did. Yeah. I hope so. Because you have, you do want to. I mean, I worked with you a lot and I never had that experience. Well, I wonder what I did to her.

No, I think she was going to be on, but then she was like, is it too many people to interview Justin? And then we were kind of all talking about when this is probably stuff to cut, but we were just like, Oh, I worked with you the most probably. And then a little more. And Hannah didn't work with you as much. So I'm hoping to have episodes off when she interviews like, Oh, I see. Okay.

It's all because sometimes we'll interview the people we worked with the most. Oh, that makes sense. So I shouldn't, I won't take it personally. Don't take it personally other than she doesn't fuck with you. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty personal. Okay. Yeah.

oh my goodness you want i'm glad i'm fucking with you guys yeah of course man thanks for doing that oh man dude um zoe do you want we want to dive right in this and maybe get this intro out later or you want to oh yeah so oh um hi guys welcome to welcome to our show and you know what i will say this because because a couple people were asking why we call it welcome to our show well i'll tell you

It's because every time someone came to our loft apartment, I'd say, welcome to our home. Oh, yeah. And now we're saying welcome to our show. There we go. Oh, that's cool. It's a stretch, but we'll take it, right? And you start each show by saying that? Welcome to our show? It's one of the names we could clear with legal also. We had so many other names. We had a lot. What were some of the finalists?

uh we had justin long ass podcast oh yeah okay i like that one don't with justin long i think sorry we can't say the f word sorry i shouldn't say it oh you can't no no i don't know if we can but i don't say it very much myself so you don't know that that's not that's against my image so i've just been quoting hannah

Okay. That was a direct quote. I've just been quoting Hannah. I was just quoting, Lamorne quoting Hannah. Right. I think we had, what did we have? We had a loft talk or apartment 4D. No, apartment 4D is like a- It's already established podcast. Yeah, it's an already established podcast. Who's that-

who's that? What's that pocket? No, no. Who's that girls with an S. Oh, what was the one I loved? And they were like, that's not going to happen. Do you remember which one that was? Joelle? Um, they were like, well, true Americans was one. They thought that sounded like too much. We were like military. Yeah. Reminiscing about their times in the military. Um, uh,

Patriots. Yeah, that didn't work. We should have called you, Justin, to come up because you're a very quiet guy. Well, it's hard to... Well, no, thanks, Lamar. But it's... I feel you. It's hard to name things and we had a hard time. You know, of course, we like... I like stupid puns and so life is short with Justin Long is what we settled on. But we had a lot of... There were a lot of long puns that we played with which sounds very arrogant, but it's just me doing it. I mean, for you guys, it's like...

I guess you'd have to do something New Girl related. And that's, I'm struggling to come up with one, just one. I mean, your show is very, very much so Jeepers Creepers themed.

That is true. It's the sequel. That's what it is. It's the Jeepers Creepers rewatch. Yeah, we've been dissecting it for two and a half years. It's deep, so we need more time to unpack it. Jeepers Creepers, it's crazy, Lamorne, that it comes up...

Zoe and I were just talking about things that people will come up to you about. And that is one that just for this low-budget horror movie, it truly comes up all the time. It's been 20-something years. Well, I know of two low-budget horror movies that you've done that will never leave my brain. Never. Never leave my mind. Jeepers Peepers is one of them. It's the first time I was introduced to you as an actor.

And I thought, my goodness, this guy at the time, this kid is incredible. And the second time was Tusk. And I if you guys haven't seen Tusk, don't.

It is a terrifying movie. What a great plug. What a great plug. Yes. Do not see it if you haven't. If you have seen it, don't see it again. Yes. Yeah, that's when you thought, the first one you thought, who is this kid? The second one you thought, what has this kid done to his career? Man, it's one of the dopest, most insane movies I've ever seen.

And I saw it in the theaters and I think I sent you a photo of me watching it going, what the F am I looking at? Yes, you were so nice about it, actually. Well, my mom, you know, I told her not to see it. My grandma was alive at the time and she was well into her 90s and they went together. So she must have been the oldest person to have seen that movie. But for the few of you who don't know, it is a movie about a psychotic older man who turns...

I play a podcaster, actually. I play like an obnoxious podcaster. Such a stretch. And he turns me into a walrus, basically. He's fast. He was like past this obsession with walruses. And it was based on this actual thing that happened. A guy in England took out a Craigslist type ad for a

He said the deal was free room and board. And the only stipulation was that the person would have to dress like a walrus for like three or four hours during the day. Sounds like a New Girl episode, to be honest with you. It does. It's very quirky.

But it turned out – I mean he did it as a joke, but he got like over 400 responses, people wanting to do that, thinking it was a good deal. And Kevin Smith heard about this. They talked about it on his podcast, and he was so taken by the story that he turned it into this kind of like hammer horror –

human body mutilation story. And who played the man? Well, this great actor, Michael Parks, who has kind of had, he passed away, unfortunately, but he had a real, like, cult following and one of his, like, Tarantino loved him and put him in a bunch of movies and Robert Rodriguez, these, like, auteur guys, um,

would cast him a lot and Johnny Depp was a big fan and so Johnny played a that's why he played the detective in that movie so he did it kind of in this really extreme I haven't seen this movie I'm not a big horror movie person but it sounds interesting is it too much for me probably don't watch it I'm begging you yeah do not

Of all people. We shouldn't be talking about this on a New Girl podcast. Well, we want to get to know you. We want to get to know. Yeah. So welcome to our show. I already said that. Thank you. We have the incomparable, crazy talented Justin Long here today. Come on now. A.K.A. Paul Genslinger. Yes, the Gens.

So it was really cool because you came on our show first season and the Thanksgiving episode was your first episode. And they were like, what do you think of Justin Long playing your love interest? I was like, oh my God, that's amazing because I knew you were so talented. But what was cool about working with you is I saw how much...

work you put into everything behind the scenes. You write a lot of jokes on your own, like a lot of alt lines. Your mind is always going. You're always trying to come up with the best version of the scene. And the other thing that was really like

cool to see about you was that you have an amazing kind of sense of physical comedy that was like, reminded me of, of like a John Ritter. Oh my God. And there was this stuff that got cut from that episode, but you did a full on acrobatic tumble over, over,

The couch. Over a couch. Yes. And we were, I was like, oh my God, this is incredible. This guy's like so funny. I remember. And then they cut it. I was so mad. Yeah, I know. That was a bummer. I remember somebody gasping when I did that, thinking that I had...

uh and and the truth is people thought you really hurt yourself i do remember yeah and i have actually i have i have hurt myself in the past i have a thing in my elbow um i have a little bone chip that i can still feel and every once in a while if i hit it the wrong way and it's from something that something i should stop doing this this should be a lesson it's something else that got cut from a movie that wasn't very good that i really and the truth is i'm not trained as a i'm not a

stunt person, but I love doing that kind of stuff. Well, that's why you messed up your elbow. Clearly you're not trained. No, exactly. Exactly. But I will say like I worked with Jim Carrey and he did that stuff where he'd just be like, I'm doing this. And like, he's like, like, I remember him going like, okay, when you hear me say this line, move.

Okay. And I'm like, like he didn't, he just whispered it to me. He didn't tell anybody else. He's like, just his, well, he, it was like, I was behind this bar and he was like, just move, like move to the right, to your right and move the glass. And I was like, okay. And I, I did. And he like full on did a similar thing to you where he leapt over a bar and

and did a full front flip and surprised everybody because nobody knew he was doing it except I had an inkling because he kind of warned me, but I didn't know what he was going to do. Oh, my God. Was that Yes Man? Yes Man. Yes Man. Yas. Now the ring name is Yas. It was called Yas Man. Yas Person. Yas Person. Yas Person. Yes.

That's the 2022 remake. Well, that's so... John Ritter was my favorite. I mean, I've watched... I loved John Ritter. I loved his company. I loved him so much. And Jason Ritter is a friend of mine and I... Me too. I grew up with him. Oh, right. Right. So the craziest thing is that John Ritter would come and be a room parent in our kindergarten class. What? That's crazy. Yes. And I remember this because...

For some reason, my parents let me watch Three's Company when I was like three years old. Like, I don't know why, but like it was, I mean, look, I'm glad I did, but it was not necessarily like for the...

three yeah that's a little you probably missed some of the nuances some of the especially with the I just thought it was funny you know it was like he was funny he would like trip and fall you had John Ritter come to your class as a kid yeah so I had Rollo I had Rollo a street singing clown that would come to our he's a clown who lived on the street and he would show up at our school at lunch breaks and sing to us

I mean, that's what we had. I think he sounds cool, but... Nah, he was a tricky guy. So John Ritter would come in and volunteer as a parent, and he would be sitting... I remember, because he was a tall guy, and Jason was in my class, and I remember sitting at a little tiny table in little tiny chairs with construction paper and little baby scissors, and he was like,

And I walked in and I sat down and John Ritter sat next to me. And I was, I knew Three's Company was in syndication and stuff. It was on after school. Like it was like, you know, it was like on at 3 p.m. or 3, yeah, 3.30. And I remember being like, what?

is happening like your mind must have been blown my mind was because i still didn't understand like that people like you know i was like did he come out of the tv like what happened you know yeah and are we am i on the show now he was so nice and i didn't know what yeah i know i was like i didn't know what to say i didn't know what to say i was just like huh like it was very oh my god i'm imagining and he was so nice and he was like sitting on this tiny little chair this tiny

cutting out construction paper with us in the garden that's so cute yes it is and i'm imagining his perspective of like little zoe like being like awestruck with the big eyes looking at it must have been so cute so nice i've heard he was just the sweetest such a nice man it makes sense because jason is just i mean you know i love jason yeah yes and melanie and also so talented

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So good. You guys did Eulogy? No, we did Mumford, my first movie together. That's right. Yes, with Larry Kasdan. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, Jason is fantastic. Justin, your career has brought you to the highest of heights. You've been all over the world. You've seen a lot of things. Yeah. It brings you all the way here to New Girl.

So here you are, you're on our show. People usually have the traditional...

audition process for a show. They go audition, they go get on the show. What was yours like? How'd you get on the show? Let's just, let's start there. How did it even happen? Well, you know this, Lamorne, because I... I know it, but the fans know it. I don't know it. I don't know it either. I gave him a shot. You... It was a full casting couch situation. You were... You claimed to be the casting director. That's right. I got a... It was... This is boring, but I...

I got a call from my manager saying there was this new show and it was just I just knew that Zoe was on it. I always been such a fan of hers and thought she was so talented and sweet. And I just wanted to work with her. It was as simple as that. So all I knew about it was it was playing Zoe's love interest. And I was like, yes, man, like the movie. Yes. Yes, ma'am. I will say this on the show. You guys have a very interesting romance.

So the fans out there love this couple. This couple is... I mean, in a way, like, Genslinger was, like, the most Jess-like. Uh-huh. Yes. You know, the most, like, the exact, like, the, you know, Jess's exact, like, counterpart. Yeah, it was sort of pitched to me that way, I guess. Yeah. That it should be. And Zoe and I were just talking about, on my podcast, the word quirky. Yeah.

Following us both around. Yeah. Yeah. Send. It's fine. I don't have. You know what I think it is? It's like unexpected stuff. And that's what makes me laugh a lot. Like when you, when you walked in at the beginning of the pot of this recording session and, and I'm like eating pretzels and then I'm like, what, what are you eating? He's like, Oh, you're eating pretzels. Okay. And I'm like, what are you eating? I was like granola. And he's like, Oh,

No lentils. Like that's where I like the minutiae of life. That's what makes me laugh. And I think that like, that's kind of like, I, I'm not, it's not on purpose, but it's like, I think the things that come out of your mouth are unexpected and probably similarly mine.

Yes, for sure. Don't make a thing out of that, Lamorne. Moving on. I just know Justin. I saw your face. I know. He was ready to pounce. He got excited. He's ready to pounce. He got excited. Like, I love the way your show explored those moments and allowed those moments to, like, breathe. And a lot of the awkwardness was created just from the silences and from the moments in between. And I always felt like that's kind of—that's definitely rare now. I mean—

I feel like shows used to indulge in those moments a little bit more often and more consistently. But I remember one of my favorite scenes was just riding in a car with Jake. And I would just point out

kind of mundane things on the road that I had associations with. Like, you know, and like, oh, I think that's where I get my copies made. And Jake, of course, is so over it. But I loved, I mean, Zoe used this great word when we just talked, guileless, that Paul, that Genslinger has guileless as Jess, that he has, there's an innocence that is really, I loved playing. Like, I really loved, because I kind of aspire to be that person

present and positive and take people in that kind of way, like treat people with that kind of positivity. And so anything, any cynicism that Jake's character had or any of you guys on the show had, I would just completely, I just wouldn't absorb it at all. Like he's such a

Innocent that it just didn't affect him. I don't think he's dumb. I think he heard the jazz. He also doesn't know why people don't like him, which is like so sweet to like he's like it's a nice way to be. I know it. Yeah. And and they should like him because he's not. Well, I can also see why. Well, I also like the dynamic of the odd coupling of somebody like Jake who would get.

Like annoyed by him. I mean, who's more cynical? Oh, really? That's where you get your copies made? Oh, no, no. I'm sorry. It's that place. You know, I like that dynamic a lot. I loved that. So that was such a funny scene. So a favorite memory of mine working with you was that we had that crazy, hilarious scene.

like the on the page it was hilarious the love scene um where we're like supposed to be like we're like trying to role play and it's kind of coming out in an awkward way and i remember we were rehearsing and running lines and we just both started doing really weird voices just like out like just trying them like just because we were like just running lines and it was just weird like it was late at night and we're like

why don't I try this one? And then we were doing, we ended up doing the weirdest voices. And I remember you were doing a Jimmy sir, um, voice. And then I was doing like a West voice. And then I did this other, like really weird voice. And then you laughed and I was like, I'm going to try it. Cause just long laughed at it. And then, and then they were the weirdest. It was the weirdest choices, but,

People ended up really liking them. And I was like, I was very bolstered by the fact that you were like playing along so well with all that, like just weird, like the experimentation of finding those voices like in that scene was just really fun. Oh, it was so fun.

Yeah. I was so fine. Zoe, I remember that voice made me laugh so hard that you did. It's like indelible. I can kind of do. I can hear it. Yeah. It was. I think the fans really want to hear a reenactment of that scene. Start from the beginning. Well, I've been, I mean, Jimmy Stewart, I've been like working on. Wow. I think I want to get a little more comfortable. Yeah.

Yes. Oh, show me your caboose. But yours, that may, what you did with. Young man. Young man. That was it. May West with a sinus infection. Young man. It was Harry Carey, kind of. It was very much so Harry Carey. I don't even know who Harry Carey is. What? So that is so funny. No, I have no idea who he is. It sounded like. I was trying to do an old lady, but that's how it came out.

I was like, what happens if you put the voice in your nose and then stick it so far up your nose that you can barely breathe? Because, you know, when you're doing something that like is so ridiculous. And this is an exact this was definitely a case in point. You have to like you have to commit or you're screwed.

Right, yeah. If you don't commit, full commitment. So we were – You fall off the cliff if you don't fully commit. Yes, yes. So I'm in that – but then if you go too far, if something like – if something brings you out of it, you immediately realize how absurd the thing is. And I think that's what happened when you did that. Y'all buy it. Because it was like –

It's just too much. And I hate, I hate when something is funny, which that scene was. It was written really funny. You were being so funny. When I'm doing something like that, I feel so lucky that I hate, I like really don't like breaking. I don't like ruining. Did you?

break especially on a tv show i don't remember that because you were so funny it was so fun that was like it's on the outtakes i i broke when you said yugba yeah and you're wearing it's so funny i just remember doing that but i remember it was like a conspiracy like it was conspiratorial between us that we had like almost made a pact to make the the weirdest version of that scene and yes

And it was really nice because you weren't like, that was a little, you know, maybe don't do that voice or that was a little too far. It was just nice to have a scene partner who was like fully on board with the weirdest choices. Likewise. God. Yeah. Well, that's what's fun about this. Again, like if you don't.

That's what it's, that's the fun. I mean, and that was so fun. In a scene like that, you know, you obviously, you're a funny guy and you're bringing your own, I mean, the both of you together, that scene was one of the funniest things that I've seen on the show. But in real life,

Justin, on the romantic side, would you stop, Lamar? Are you an old school? Would you stop with? What are you doing? If you're going on a date. No, no, I'm sorry. Why? That's your show. I just, you know, are you an old school romantic kind of guy where you might play some Jodeci, you know, do a deep voice, tell her sweet things? Is this the Justin Long? Do you want to do it, Lamar? Do you want to do it? Yeah, I am. Do you like to do the voice? Yeah, baby. Yeah, man.

Yeah, I kind of do this and I'll do the whole thing. God damn, Justin. Justin, that's hot. How you doing in the morning? Let's pretend we're... Shit, Justin, stop. Zoe, you mentioned Macaulay Culkin. I remember running into him at Don Hills. Do you remember Don Hills? No. On Spring in Greenwich. It was this great... In New York. In New York. Great bar where I was introduced to a lot of great pulp and...

You know, like James, all these like Brit pop bands. Yeah. And it was just so fun. Like just dancing and cheap beer and NYU students. And but I remember seeing Macaulay Culkin there and I was introduced to him and and he was and he was in character for Party Monster. Oh, really? And he was playing Michael. I think his name was Michael. He was very kind of flamboyant and funny.

He was being that character. I never understand the being... Look, I have all respect for all processes, but what an arduous thing it is to be in character the whole time. It must be. It just seems like so much. And in a way, you're like, oh, it's kind of collaborative and it kind of...

Can like interfere with other people's processes sometimes? Yes. Yes. So I don't know. I'm like, whenever like I've thought about it, I'm like, I know.

Pass on that for me. I always think that's the only way I'll get respected as an actor is if I actually committed to the process. Even commit to the process without taking it home. Even Meryl Streep doesn't go home and talk like her character. Well, that was the odd thing because they weren't even shooting. It was like he was just out. He hadn't gotten the role yet. He just had an audition. My impression of him was that.

I had a years ago, I had a meeting with Kevin Spacey. He was making this movie about what's his name? Bobby Darin. Bobby Darin. Yes. Yes. And he I used to do this cabaret act and he'd come and seen it. And I was like, like they were meeting me about the part of Sandra Dee. Yeah. And Kate Bosworth eventually. Kate Bosworth did that part. And she is awesome.

- Yeah, she is. And I met him somewhere like for lunch or something and I walk in and he's like, "Hey, hey, over here, over here." And I'm like, oh.

That's a great Kevin Spacey impression. Well, he talked like Bobby Darin the entire time. Are you serious? And I remember particularly not knowing what was going on. He goes, I see two swinging cats doing a cabaret act. And I thought, oh, hey. Yeah. He's like, two swinging jazz cat ladies doing a cabaret act. And I was like, what? No. I was like, uh.

no idea how to react like I've definitely worked with like my share of actors who like do that but usually it's like while we're working and I'm like you know I yeah I kind of yeah you're on set and that's that's fine but it was weird meeting somebody for a movie and he's already in character and he

called me a swinging jazz cat so that's wild the only time i've ever been called a swinging jazz cat did you find yourself like kind of trying to adopt a similar no i i was trying to get out of the meeting at that point i was like get me out of here this is weird i want to ski that i'll say i don't think i want to be cnrb in this movie i was like i got a weird feeling about this guy was that what made you say no to the movie

Nobody offered me the movie. I was not chosen. But it was good because it was... I was not... I think I was... It would have been your nightmare. It would have been. I wouldn't have liked the four months of talking in Jazz Daddy. Oh my God.

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I think he was like, oh, yeah, things come and go. But with me, it never came and went. Is she Donna Martin or a down-and-out divorcee? Is she living in Beverly Hills or a trailer park? In a town where the lines are blurred, Tori is finally going to clear the air in the podcast Misspelling. When a woman has nothing to lose, she has everything to gain. I just filed for divorce. Whoa, I said the words. Yeah.

That I've said like in my head for like 16 years. Wild. Listen to Miss Spelling on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Angie Martinez. Check out my podcast where I talk to some of the biggest athletes, musicians, actors in the world. We go beyond the headlines and the soundbites to have real conversations about real life, death, love, and everything in between.

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Welcome to Cheaters and Backstabbers. I'm Shadi Diaz. And I'm Kate Robards. And we are New York City stand-up comedians and best friends. And we love a good cheating and backstabbing story. So this is a series where our guests reveal their most shocking cheating stories. Join us as we learn how to avoid getting our hearts broken or our backs slashed. Listen to Cheaters and Backstabbers on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Welcome to our show. I got fired from a job in an animated movie called Tale of Despero. Really? Which I loved because it was all these great actors, actors I loved. I got to, it was an animated movie, but they were recording us. I wonder if you guys have done this where they like wanted us to be interacting and wanted. Oh, they recorded you all together? With booms. Yeah.

Yeah, we're as together as we could be. We had body mics and stuff because they wanted us to feel our interactions, you know, which was cool. It was really cool. I did that on an animated movie. Oh, really? Yeah, but we were on a soundstage. Yeah, and I guess we had lavaliers and stuff. Yeah. You did a lot of animated things. They let you go? What happened? I know. Well, I was playing...

I was playing a mouse, a kid mouse. What happened, baby mouse? Well, here's what happened. Oh, that's why they let you go. Yeah. Well, they say, well, because I said, I love the director. Gary Ross was the director. And I said, I was kind of pitching my voice up a little, like, you know, to play. He was younger. And Gary said, no, just do your voice. Like, we just want you. You know, I don't want you to pitch it or do a thing, affect it at all. And, yeah.

And so I did it. And I and I he they claimed that as they were animating to my voice, it just sounded too low, too rich. Your romance voice. Who know? I may have. So did you get replaced by an actual kid?

James Earl Jones. No, Matthew Broderick replaced me, which I was like so flattered by. I was like, I, cause I love Matthew Broderick. Yeah. And I thought, which would be fine. I, um, truly, I grew up watching him and, um, I was weirdly flattered. I was like, well, okay, if you're going to lose to somebody, lose to somebody really. But,

But who cares? You've done so much voiceover work, bro. Well, the irony is a couple, like a month later, I got the Alvin and the Chipmunks job, which Zoe and I were just talking about. And I remember running into Gary...

I don't know how much later. And I said, he was like, hey, sorry again about that. I said, well, I ended up playing a rodent after all. The computers, they enhanced my voice, made me sound higher. But yeah, it was a bummer. It was a bummer because it was just such a great cast. And Christopher Lloyd was in it. It was a good cast.

I worked with Christopher Lloyd. Oh, yeah. Well, okay, so. What did we do together? Refresh my memory. It was a little tiny movie called Flakes. Yes! Aaron Stanford and Keir O'Donnell. Yes!

Shot in New Orleans? Yes. Were you buddies with Keir? Is that right? I was very close friends with Keir. Yeah. I love those guys. Yeah. Oh my God. Keir and I... Keir, I haven't seen in so long, but he was such a good friend. I love Keir. Keir's doing great. Yeah. He's so hilarious and talented. So we did this movie with Christopher Lloyd, and I remember we were...

for it. And it was a little movie and like we didn't have anybody like any runners or anything to like go get lunch. And I was like, oh, I'll go get lunch. So I was like taking everyone's orders and like burritos or whatever we're getting. I was like getting Chipotle and shout out Christopher Lloyd, like in the most Christopher Lloyd way was like, and get some of those. Hmm.

jalapeno thing and I'm like okay um jalapenos and he's like don't forget get some of those jalapeno things and I'm like yeah okay

He said it like four times. Oh, yeah. And I was like, this is like the best. I was like, I wish I'd had like camera glasses. Yes. We had the funniest. We had a moment where he was playing like a mentor of mine and he gives me my character wants to be a knight. And he's got this courage. Your character, the mouse? Yeah, the mouse that I got fired from. And he so.

Christopher gives me like a needle that is to be my sword. And his line was, every good knight needs a sword. And he said, so he said, every good knight needs a sword. And I remember Gary, the director said,

That's great, Chris. We got that one. Bring it down a little bit because it's, you know, kind of an intimate moment. And so it's not so, oh, okay, okay. Take two. Every good night needs a sword. You know, and it's kind of the same. And he kept, Gary was like, yeah, yeah, just really bring it down. Like, very intimate, almost a whisper, you know, like it's this moment where,

okay okay every good night needs you know it was not the level that he had and yet you were the one who was I know you were the one well yeah it reminds me of it reminds me of a moment that we had it's one of my favorite moments actually on New Girl when you wouldn't call me by my name

do you remember that moment you had to leave the scene it was one of my favorites because um it was yeah walk us walk us through what was happening in the scene so here's here's what i remember from my point of view the director said just walk out of the the or just come on in and say hello and you were like i think it was jake johnson and i or i think you said hey nick hey winston's

And then you added an S to my name. And each time it was slightly different. What do you remember from that? Well, it's funny because I was just talking about this. I remember being in church when I was a kid and trying to make my brothers laugh by standing out in like as subtle a way as possible from the conformity of like the singing, for example. Like if we were to like...

You know, if we had to say like, let us pray, I would say, let us praise. And I would just add like an S sound to it, which stands out, which makes it stand out. It definitely does. Or I try to be like the first one to rise to stand and the last one to sit. And I do it with my friend, Craig Geiling, who was on the opposite side of the church.

And we'd play like kind of – it was like church chicken to see who would sit the last. So it was just the two of us still standing in this whole congregation of people sitting. So that reminded me of that a little bit. I always found it funny to –

Just get people's names slightly wrong. Your name was Winston. I think I called you every iteration of that. You called me Wimbledon, Wilton. Well, Walton, yeah. Justin, this is a part of your performance that has possibly gotten me in trouble in my life. So on New Girl, I had a nickname. I was Porcelain. I would always get injured. Porcelain Morris. For the most random things. Well, you would...

Like stuff would happen that didn't seem like an opportunity to get injured and you would somehow injure yourself like getting up from the couch. Well, I want to explain that. I didn't come up with that nickname. You know I didn't. Zoe came up with that nickname. I did not. You know that was Jake Johnson. Zoe would cut out letters from a magazine. No, no, no. Like a kidnapper and send me little notes. No, sir. Dear Porcelain, try to keep it together this episode.

Please don't break your wrist again. No, no, you did get injured, but I think it was just bad luck. Right. Well, let me tell you this part. I injured myself getting off of a couch, and let me explain why. There was a moment where a director once said to you, Justin, leave the scene. Just kind of go quickly. And you would take your time in such a way that was so funny, and you would leave. And then it was like, can you just go a little bit faster? Yeah.

And then the next take, you bolted out of the door so fast, like you did a full sprint and ran out of the door and we were in tears. So a director was asking me to get off of the couch for like, this is maybe a season or two later.

And so I got up. Zoe and I were in the scene together. And I said, okay, when she does this, just get up and exit the scene. So I got up. And I said, okay, Lamar, can you do a little bit faster? So I thought I was moving as fast as I humanly could that made sense to the scene. So I got up and I walked out. He goes, I hate to do this to you, but if you could just move just a little bit quicker out of the scene. I said, okay, great. I said, I'm going to pull a Justin Long.

I'm going to push myself off of the couch and leap over the table. That was my plan. I was going to aggressively push myself down.

If you know that couch, the one that we always sat on on the loft, there's a dead spot in the cushion. It doesn't quite have that much cushion in it. It was a vintage couch when we got it. And as I push myself down, my thumb goes down and I dislocate my thumb. And you can hear it in an old edit. It just goes...

Oh my God. Isn't that embarrassing? It was not only embarrassing. I had to go to the emergency room, dude. I had to go to the ER. No. No. Yeah. And I credit you for that. Me? Justin. Oh, oh, oh. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you were inspired to hurt yours. I used to do a bit, I'm sure I did it on your show because I've been doing it since kindergarten that I got from John Ritter, 1916.

Not personally, but he would do this great thing with the door. I'm sure he got it from somebody. It probably goes back to Chaplin or something. But you stop a door with your foot. I mean, you just time it so that it's –

It hits your shoe. Yes. Perfectly. Right. As it's Jason taught, Jason Ritter taught that to me. No kidding. Yeah. Like in high school or elementary. I can't remember. It was probably high school. But I remember he would do that. And then he was like, oh yeah, he showed me. And then, yeah, no, it's a great, it's a great trick. I love that one. Well, I've been getting mileage from it since kindergarten. Like I remember, I remember like it,

It was an indelible moment to me, indelible memory getting a laugh from that. And so I do it all the time. I would do it all the time. And I was doing stuff. One of our sponsors on the show is Bud Light Seltzer on our podcast. Shout out to Bud Light Seltzer. Shout out to Bud Light Seltzer. And so I was doing like a bit for Instagram to, you know, hitting my – running into something. And the key part of it is that you have to be wearing –

protective footwear because that's what you're hitting. That's really what you're hitting is your feet. And, um,

I was with – I was also trying to impress my girl. I was trying to make her laugh because she had never seen me do that. And it's like a surefire laugh. It's like a go-to, like ace in the hole. And I was wearing Crocs. Oh, jeez. And, yeah. You would be wearing Crocs. And so I hit it so – I hit my foot so hard because I like overcommitted to the bit because I'm trying to impress her, trying to be funny for this thing on Instagram. And –

And immediately I knew, you know, that, you know, when you get hurt trying to do something funny, like a little more like your couch thing and you quickly have to do the calculation. You don't want to be you don't want to let on that you're hurt because it's the most embarrassing thing to like get hurt doing something, but trying to be funny to get hurt. So I covered it up at first. Like I was like, but she must have seen that.

Like real pain. Like she must have seen me suppressing like genuine pain because I was. It shot through my leg. It shot all the way up to my – This is Brooke or Kate? This was Brooke. Brooke? This was Kate Brooke. And she was like – yes, Kate Beck is there. And she was like – she didn't really laugh. She kind of gave me a consolation laugh and then she goes –

And I must have had the weirdest grin plastered on my face because I wanted to cry. You know, it was that bad. It hurt that bad that I wanted to like. And she goes, are you okay? And I tried to play it off like, yeah, what do you mean? She's like.

you seem like you're in pain. And I had to come clean. I mean, it was a moment where I was like, well, I have to, this person can see. And so I had to admit that I had hurt myself and I hurt myself so badly that I went, I was limping. I was like hobbling. I think I may have broken my toe and I had to go shoot a movie in Bulgaria the next day. I had to travel. So for the first, I was doing all this running. And then Brooke stole your joke.

And then Brooke. Yeah, exactly. Stole your joke. Fucking Brooke. So, Justin, you have this energy on set that is contagious for, and obviously this love for comedy that, in a way, even the way you explain it just now, it's almost teacher-like. It's almost like you could teach a class on this type of stuff. You're directing now. What is that like? Is that something you've always wanted to do? Is that something that you enjoy doing?

Yes, thanks, Lamorne. It's nice of you to say. And that's Justin Long, everybody. That is our show. Yeah, my brother and I, with whom I do the podcast, Christian, shout out. Shout out to Christian. Shout out to Bud Light Seltzer. What's up, Christian Long? What up, Crip? I called him Crip when I was growing up because we didn't like... To this day, I'm not crazy about multi-syllable names. So he called me Jutt and...

my other brother Damien is Dame. So Crit and I do

So we made a movie with Jason's wife, Melanie. Melanie. The wonderful Melanie Linsky. I love Melanie. She is one of my sister's best friends. Oh, yes, that's right. Yes. I think I knew that. Melanie Linsky. It's so good. And she's on this. If you haven't seen Yellow Jackets, check it out. She's so good. Yes. But Melanie and Judy, it's like an odd couple comedy, which we loved, which were our favorites. Judy Greer. Judy Greer.

Judy Greer and Melanie. Come on. Yeah. But we got so lucky with them. It's called Lady of the Manor. And it's out on, I don't know, you know, in the streams. Everywhere. Everywhere. Streaming platforms. Platforms. Yeah. But we love doing it. We can't wait to do another one. And those were always our favorite movies growing up, those buddy comedies, which, in fact, I was thinking about.

What about Bob? I've been thinking about Genslinger knowing that I was going to do this show and the character I played on your show. And I think that's why I loved Bill Murray in What About Bob so much was that he had a similar...

It's always a great word, guilelessness. Like he was just kind of guileless. That movie is so good, I haven't thought about that in a long time. Oh, man. That movie, baby stepping to the house. Oh, baby stepping. Baby stepping. So keep stepping, Bob. It completely misunderstands baby stepping. Google guileless. Yes, yes, yeah. Guileless.

But I but it's the it's the again, it's something that could have been very dark. That relationship between Richard Dreyfuss and Bill Murray that was handled so beautifully by Frank Oz. I just love I love that movie. So that movie is always such an. Yeah. Oh, that movie is so good.

Richard Dreyfuss gets... But it's the little things. Well, that character that Richard Dreyfuss plays is kind of like the lead character. Yeah. But then he's like a narcissist character. Totally. And then this super sweet guy who's like,

innocent in a lot of ways but also like but also stable and he's stalking him yeah yeah so somehow i mean but he wins over the entire family spoiler jesus sorry sorry oh lamorne you gotta see that movie but it's also you haven't seen it no what you have to see this movie was it called gaius

No, it's called What About Bob? What About Bob? With Bill Murray. I like Bill Murray. What's he done? Oh, if you like Bill Murray, Lamar, you'll really love it. But it's also... Although, do you ever go back and watch those 80s comedies and be like, whoa, that doesn't hold up.

That's very... Let me go back and watch. Have you watched it recently? Oh, yeah. I watch it all the time. It holds up. Well, sometimes they don't hold up, but they're also like...

not okay like problematic the nerds see oh my god i haven't won drugging people uh oh my god um dark and twisted it's dark what is it six 16 candle candles and pretty and pink oh yeah those movies oh my god oh really there's so much problematic stuff

Oh, no kidding. I think it's 16 Candles. Yeah, it's 16 Candles. Isn't that one where some guy sneaks in a room and hooks up with someone and she thinks it's someone else or something like that? So the one guy who's like the lead guy who you're supposed to like says to Anthony Michael Hall, like this was on TV or somehow I was like, oh, let me watch that movie again. And I was like, oh my God. So he's like, he's going out with this girl who's kind of shallow. And then he's like,

she gets really drunk she's passed out in this car and then um the lead guy whose name i forgot jake ryan i think it's like the guy and he says like the anthony michael hall character he hands him the keys and he's like you take her do what you want with her or something like that maybe he meant like put her to bed and like to give her some water that's what i hope he was saying the

The next day they wake up together and then she's like, what happened? And he's like, like, I can't remember. But she's like, oh, I think I liked it or something like that. It's so. Oh, my God. Not to mention problematic, like racial stereotypes. If you guys were to remake any movie of that caliber from back in those days, would...

some of the would that be the movie you'd remake or would you I mean I think they're like I think we're due for some good teen movies because yeah again like all the ones from the 80s are racist and and problematic in various ways like either rapey or racist or both so we don't want

So maybe we're due for some more teen movies that we can feel okay showing to our kids. Yeah, well, I haven't seen those movies in a long time. I hadn't seen The Jerk in a long... Ever. I had not seen The Jerk, and it had been a movie that people that I really admired were like, you know, strongly recommended. And I... So I got to see that a couple years ago, and I just... I fell in love with it. I mean, there's some, like...

There's racial humor in it, but it's at his expense. It feels like, you know, some of that stuff seems like if you looked at it through a very macro lens, it should, you know, it could be problematic. But I think some of that stuff, if it was done properly, and by that I mean not in danger of hurting anyone or alienating all people. Kind of like the Schmidt character.

Oh, gosh. Yeah. The Schmidt character is probably... It's funny because that was one of the things that has been brought to our... Not brought to our attention, but people are like, how are you guys going to talk about the way Schmidt talks, which is...

Oh. On an episodic basis, problematic. Oh, really? In that... That's a good question. Have there been things on the show that through a new lens you've had to kind of explain or apologize for? Well, you had to... There was a lot of... Even when it happened, a lot of explaining for me on that... There was a crack episode where his character is... He thinks that the best way to get to my heart is to...

Get out of here. What is it to take me to find crack?

you're kidding you're you're i don't remember this i don't remember i'm not joking because he's like asking me like what was it like living in the hood and all this this is rollo this is rollo the clown rollo the clown was our dealer um wait lamorne are you serious wait and what what about how did schmidt talk that was like but he also also a lot of yeah there's there is so much schmidt but the thing is we did establish that he's a

A douchebag from the beginning. And it was self-deprecating. It was self-deprecating. It wasn't offensive to me because it happens. People are like that. Oh, like he would talk differently to you? Yeah. And he wanted me to feel welcome and more included. So he was like, I want you to feel warm around me. So I'm going to take you to get some crack.

because I don't remember this at all. What season was this in, Lamorne? I don't remember. Joel, if we can figure that out. It was the episode. It was, it was, he, I forget what it was, but I was, I was messing with him. I was like, yeah, Schmidt, you know, when I was a kid, we used to, we used to, you know, huddle up around a fire and like sing songs in a, in a trash barrel, a trash can fire. Um,

And we would sing songs and then we would warm up to some nice sweet crack. And he was like, I'm going to get you some crack, man. I'm going to get you crack. But isn't then the joke on Schmidt? I mean, isn't it his own ignorance? Exactly. That's what I was saying. That's why I find it offensive because there are people like that.

And every moment that Schmidt had on the show where it may have been looked at with a cringe look was a teachable moment for him. Because if you watch the show and the way his character evolves, he is not that character in the end. Well, yeah, totally. And that's what's so great about the David Brant character and the Michael Scott character on The Office or Archie Bunker is that

You know, it reveals their own shortcomings, their own prejudices or biases that that are laughable. You know, if they're examined properly and.

you know comedically so i i got i i didn't even know but i know that everything is now being relooked relooked at and and rightly so i think people are kind of doing a deep dive yeah i mean it's just it's interesting just to look through a 2022 lens and think like would we portray that character that way as a comment on people like that or would there be you know i mean

it wasn't up to me because i wasn't writing it but yeah um or you know or acting it but you know it's it's like there's people like that in the mix you know yeah yeah that's the reason why i love all in the family is because that's one of my favorite shows is because you know he's clearly telling on himself and the audience is in on this and their characters around them that are letting him know

Bro, this is not how we behave. This is not what you're supposed to be doing. Like, what are you saying right now? And I think, I hope, society is progressing to the point where we... Like it did during All in the Family time, where whoever is taking that at face value and enjoying it at face value and doesn't see the irony in those jokes, I'm hoping eventually they'll just...

I hate to say it. They'll just die out. I mean, they'll just die. Like that way of thinking will die. And that kind of prejudice will die. That's, I guess, the hope. I don't know. Maybe that's too positive Genslinger way of looking at it. I hope that idea dies out. I hope they learn. Develop some self-awareness. A lot of people don't grow. They don't. Especially if you're of a certain age. I mean,

You know, I struggle with this sometimes. I'm not saying certainly not this is what we're talking about with my parents. But, you know, people who are of a certain age –

They're kind of set in their ways. Is this ageist? Am I being ageist? Yes, you are. Yes, I am. I'm going to pull out. I'm going to bail out of this theory that I have. Oh, season two, episode 12, Cabin. Yeah. That's the episode. Oh, Cabin. I remember because that was, we had Olivia Munn on that one. That's right. David Walton, where we all go to a cabin. That's right. Yeah. You go to a cabin. And do crack. Yeah.

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Sonoro y iHeart's My Cultura Podcast Network present Nace una leyenda. Chesperito. I'm Felipe Esparza y te llevaré de viaje por la obra del super comediante Chesperito. From his television debut hasta la cima del éxito. ¡Síganme los buenos! Listen to Nace una leyenda. Chesperito. As part of My Cultura Podcast Network en la aplicación iHeart Radio, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you stream podcasts.

Meet the real woman behind the tabloid headlines in a personal podcast that delves into the life of the notorious Tori Spelling as she takes us through the ups and downs of her sometimes glamorous, sometimes chaotic life and marriage. I don't think he knew how big it would be, how big the life I was given and live is.

I think he was like, oh, yeah, things come and go. But with me, it never came and went. Is she Donna Martin or a down-and-out divorcee? Is she living in Beverly Hills or a trailer park? In a town where the lines are blurred, Tori is finally going to clear the air in the podcast Misspelling. When a woman has nothing to lose, she has everything to gain. I just filed for divorce. Whoa, I said the words.

that I've said like in my head for like 16 years. Wild. Listen to Misspelling on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I've been thinking about you. I want you back in my life. It's too late for that. I have a proposal for you. Come up here and document my project. All you need to do is record everything like you always do. One session, 24 hours. BPM 110.

120. She's terrified. Should we wake her up? Absolutely not. What was that? You didn't figure it out? I think I need to hear you say it. That was live audio of a woman's nightmare. This machine is approved and everything? You're allowed to be doing this? We passed the review board a year ago. We're not hurting people. There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing. They're just dreams. Dream Sequence is a new horror thriller from Blumhouse Television, iHeartRadio, and Realm.

Listen to Dream Sequence on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Angie Martinez. Check out my podcast where I talk to some of the biggest athletes, musicians, actors in the world. We go beyond the headlines and the soundbites to have real conversations about real life, death, love, and everything in between. This life right here, just finding myself, just relaxation, just not feeling stressed, just not feeling pressed.

This is what I'm most proud of. I'm proud of Mary because I've been through hell and some horrible things. That feeling that I had of inadequacy is gone. You're going to die being you. So you got to constantly work on who you are to make sure that the stars align correctly.

Life ain't easy and it's getting harder and harder. So if you have a story to tell, if you've come through some trials, you need to share it because you're going to inspire someone. You're going to give somebody the motivation to not give up, to not quit. Listen to Angie Martinez IRL on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Welcome to Cheaters and Backstabbers. I'm Shadi Diaz. And I'm Kate Robards. And we are New York City stand-up comedians and best friends. And we love a good cheating and backstabbing story. So this is a series where our guests reveal their most shocking cheating stories. Join us as we learn how to avoid getting our hearts broken or our backs slashed. Listen to Cheaters and Backstabbers on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Welcome to our show.

Well, thanks. You invented podcasts, right? Yes. You're the first one. Uh-huh. Before Joe, even. With Joe Rogan, right? Yes, we were partners. You guys were like concurrent. But I came up with a word. He said we should call it voice casting. And I said, what about, but like when we do it, we're in kind of a pod, a little pod. And-

Like a little baby pod. And he was like, nah, I'm out. He's like, I'm too tough for that. Macho. So I stayed in my little pod to do the show. My brother and I, we do it, of course, at Wondery, as you can see. Clearly. But my brother and I have been doing it mostly out of just where I live. I mean, we have a little kind of a closet studio. You guys live together? Yeah.

We live together. He's moving out, sadly. But we did. We spent the whole...

Oh, it was the best. I mean, we're, you know, best friends and really love each other. So and laugh a lot. So it's basically just us getting to hang out and laugh. And we do the intro and the outro for the guests. And then we have a guest on that I have a conversation with. And then Christian kind of. Oh, yeah. I didn't meet your brother at all. So it's like he didn't exist. No.

No, I know. He's like the voice. I don't even know him. The voice of God. He'll he'll he'll like critique are not you going to critique me. Not you. He'll he'll watch out. He's very honest with me. But he's going to judge me. No.

No. He will judge me, and that's kind of part of the fun, because we're very honest with each other, and we've been doing it for a couple years. We just love it. It's called Life is Short, and I love it. I've always loved doing podcasts, because as you can hear, I like to talk, and I'm curious about people. I like talking to people, and it's been such a blessing during the pandemic, of course, because

you know, I just, we just weren't going out. And so it was a way to like, Lamorne, when you were on, it was a perfect example of this, like just to catch up with people that you don't normally get to talk to, people that you like from your life. So Jake was on, Max was on. Worst guest on the show. Max. Max? Max Greenfield. Max Greenfield, worst guest. No, no, worst guest.

We've been really lucky. So I think now that Zoe's been on, and once Hannah's on, we'll have the whole... We'll have collected all the New Girl cast members. So on days where we get lazy, all we have to do is just pull from your podcast, put it on our podcast, and then we've got our episode. Well, yes. And I just love talking about this show. This was such a...

It was such a fun job. And it's a job, your show, that keeps coming up. Justin, the episode that makes me laugh so much, I just have to mention this, where we do the musical at the end with Josh Gad. With Josh, yeah. That one, somebody sent, or like, it was like in my mentions on Instagram, like the other day, and I was like, oh.

This is so... I was like, oh, I forgot about this. This is so funny. Well, it was wolf. Remind me. It was like something wolf. You're a gay wolf. You're a gay wolf who no one understood you. You are gay. Oh, right. You were misunderstood. Oh, right. A gay wolf. And wolf is a word that I can't really say properly, so it's always tripping me up. And Josh Gad's doing a show called Wolf Like Me. Someone change the poster. Yeah.

To be gay wolf like me. I think maybe, was it you that was the wolf or was it Josh? I can't remember. I don't remember. I was just talking about Josh at work yesterday because we were talking about a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode from this year where Josh plays a guy who wears like tattered underwear. Oh.

Have you seen this? No, I haven't seen it yet. Josh, he's playing a doctor. He's really funny. He's playing a doctor, and he bends over to pick something up, and Larry notices that he has kind of holes, tattered underwear. Josh was the gay wolf. Josh was the gay wolf, yeah. Anyway, we're talking about it because Vince Vaughn calls it, but I'm working with Vince Vaughn now, and he, so he's been.

His voice has been in my head. He's just been around. And on Curb, he refers to the underwear as being – he goes, well, I suppose it was a little rustic. He calls it rustic. I like the idea of old tattered underwear being rustic. I guess it was a little rustic.

So, Justin, thank you. Thank you very much for being a part of this podcast. We're not going to let you off the hot seat just yet. Oh, no. We're not going to let you off the hot seat. I don't want to go. I have nothing to do. We're having too much fun. I know. This is fun. So what we're going to do is we're going to play a little game.

It's a game called Nick's Box. It starts with you slowly taking your shirt off for the fans out there and listening to Phil. And then slowly leaving. Slowly leaving. Put the shirt back on, Justin. And then quickly leaving. Okay. So I leave twice? You leave twice. Well, yeah, because first you have to leave as slowly as possible. Then you have to leave as quickly as possible. Okay. All right. And then you have to hit your foot on the door. Okay.

Okay. Make it look like it was your head. I haven't done that bit since because I'm afraid now. And it's my toe is still a little. I'm going to show Brock. I haven't sat on a couch since. So there you go. Oh, wow. Only sectionals. Only sectionals. Welcome back to this segment where we crawl into the back of Nick's closet and we pull out the memories that the cast and crew of New Girl have kept hidden for years for obvious reasons. Justin Long,

What's your favorite memory from your time working on New Girl? Oh, man. You know, it's got to be, I know we talked about it, that it's got to be that sex, it's weird to call it a sex scene. A love scene? An erotic love scene. An erotic. I just remember laughing so much that day. And it was so weird. And it was just so weird and fun to like commit to.

I love that. You know, there were moments I actually felt bad. I love playing around, Lamorne, with you and Max and Jake so much that I remember trying to stretch out scenes that were meant to just be filler scenes. You know, like Zoe, I remember we had one where I basically just go to pick you up. It's like the scene is just like it's meant to get from like you in the room to like us on a date or whatever. And it's just me at the door being like, let's go. And...

And I, the three of you, Lamorne and Max and Jake were behind, like they were, you were in the background on the couch when you used to sit on couches, Lamorne. And, um, and I remember kind of like leaning around Zoe cause, cause I was like, are you ready to go? And she's like, yeah.

And then just saying hi to you guys. You made a lot of bits that weren't in the script that became recurring bits that you just carried through. Every time you'd see the guys trying to impress them, it was almost at a certain point like you liked them more than me. You were trying to impress them. Yeah, it was great how you'd carry those through. It was real...

To something that would, that is in an unprofessional way because it's something that you knew wouldn't be used as someone who had been doing the show long enough. Well, we knew a lot of it was going to get cut.

Yes. And the indulgent part that I do have some regrets about was that I should have known that too. And there was something – I'm a guest star. I'm like – I'm coming in just to like, you know, for a limited time and it's your show. But it was only because I loved playing around with you guys so much. But I remember, Zoe, you started – at one point, you started kind of like –

Kind of opening the door more, you opening the door less. So I couldn't like reveal them all. So you couldn't see them? So I couldn't see them to throw lines at them. Oh my God, that's so funny. I just love it. I was definitely messing with you back. So, but we always enjoyed having you on the show. It was always so much fun and we knew that we would have a great time. Yeah.

When you were around, bring in the funny. Oh, man. I love it. A lot of folks are calling for a reboot, and they don't give a goddamn about any of the other characters but you. Only Paul. They just want to see Paul. Yeah. Well, if Liz is listening, Mary, whether we should do a spinoff. And then you guys could...

We could guest star. Yeah. And then we're the ones who are going to have to like curb our toes, break our toes and curb our improvisations. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But to get back at me, you won't. No, I it's it's a it's a show that comes up all the time. Obviously, it's so popular. And but but whenever people come up to me about it, mention it, they always seem so

They seem like good, like nice people, you know? And I know that new girl fans are the best. New girl fans are the absolute best. Yeah. Yeah. I always enjoy them. I enjoy those interactions so much. So if you're listening and you see the, you see the Gens out on the town, um,

Yeah, say what's up, Ken. Say what's up. Yeah, I loved it. And you guys were so fun to work with. So it's fun to talk about. And the fans out there love you. They love you so much, man. Oh, yeah, everybody loves you. We love you. Yeah, thank you so much for being on our show. You guys, thanks for having me. I'm glad I got to do this. We so appreciate it. Tell Hannah, sorry.

I just got a text from Hannah. Will you read it verbatim? Well, it's a photo. Do you want me to show you the photo that Hannah just sent? I could show it to you right now. Hannah just sent this photo. Oh. It's a middle finger. It's somebody's middle finger. Yeah, I don't know why she did that. I'm calling her.

Oh, I'm calling her right now. She may have changed her number. Hello? Where the F are you? I kind of got really shit out of the podcast today and my feelings are a little hurt. Oh, well. What? A lot of hurt feelings because my feelings were hurt that you weren't here. And I got paranoid that it may have been something that I did. And then Lamorne made a joke and I didn't know if he was being serious about. It wasn't a joke.

He's so bad. That's his whole sense of humor is making people feel like everybody hates them. That's like his whole vibe. Zoe is saying... Wait, we're on. Wait, can you hear me? She can't hear me. Can you hear Zoe? Yeah. We asked if you wanted to be on and you were like, if it's additive and we're like, up to you. And then I thought you were going to be on and then you weren't on. And so we're like, okay, I guess we're doing that with Hannah.

Oh no, I was just like, "There's too many cooks." That's the vibe. This is why texting is terrible. I was like, "Oh, I guess the vibe is it's as much." Yes, this is why texting sometimes doesn't work, 'cause the tone, this is why emojis come in handy.

to create a tone well listen you are on the show now so problem solved well I thought I thought it would give us the opportunity to have episodes off like when Hannah interviews Stephen Amell or whatever yes Zoe's saying I don't have to be here Zoe's saying she thought it would give you an opportunity to have you guys could like take episodes off and not all have to be on the same time I'm gonna but Hannah it's so nice to hear your voice I missed you in this chat it was so fun but it's so

It's so fun talking about the show. I missed you. Yeah. Well, maybe I'll come on your podcast and we'll talk about it there. Let's do it. Truly. Because I was just saying I've had everyone on. Life is short except for you. So I'm going to text you and figure out a date. Perfect. That would be great. Thanks, pal. Okay. All right. I'm glad we had this conversation. It makes me hear your voice too. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Thank you, Justin. Problem solved. Well, now we know. Thank you for being here. Hello? Hey. Hey, Kendall. Oh, my God. Just...

Yeah, you're on the podcast right now. Justin hung up and said, oh my God. Not true. I'm so glad she wasn't a part of this. And I was like, yo, do you guys have a history or something? Because you didn't want to do it. I said I'm so glad she was a part of this. Oh, I heard you wrong. I'm sorry. Well, you know, I have a soft spot for...

Yeah. I like all Hannah's because my pet, this is quirky, our like family pet growing up was a rabbit named Hannah.

Yes. And even more quirky, when Hannah passed away, we had her for a long time. When Hannah the rabbit passed away, I went to the pet store to get another rabbit and I picked one out, like the smallest one, the runt of the litter, because I identified because I was the shortest and smallest. And I took it home and

It started hopping around in a strange way, like its front paws were kind of splayed out. And I picked it up and I looked underneath it and I realized it had no hind legs. It just had little nubs, little nubs. This is why you hate it?

And so I took it back to the pet store and the guy, the kind of surly pet store owner was like, I said, sir, there's no, I'm 12 years old. I was like, there's no, this rabbit has no legs and has no feet. And he said, all right, you pick out another one. And he took it and he tossed it in a separate tank than the other ones, a separate cage. And I said, well, what's going to happen to that rabbit? And he said, one of the pythons is going to get lucky.

And, yeah, so of course, you know, my little animal loving heart was I couldn't let this thing be eaten by a python. So I said, well, OK, I'll I'll take it. I said, well, can you knock off? Can I get like a discount or something? He said, I'll take five. I'll take five. But no, five bucks. And at the time, I was like a twenty dollar discount.

And $25 rabbit. And so he gave $5 off. And I had, and I called him Nubs. And I had that rabbit. I took it to college. I had it like all throughout my freshman year. It lived for quite some time for a rabbit with no feet. That's kind of a Genslinger story.

Hannah just said this is why she didn't want to be on the podcast. Guys, I have to go. You gotta go. Zoe, thank you. Thank you so much. I love you guys. Thank you, Justin, for being on. And thanks for having me on your show, too. Thanks for being on. And thanks for having me. Love you guys. Miss you guys. Bye.

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