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Smologies #42: TREES with J. Casey Clapp

2024/4/13
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Oh, hey, this is a Smologies episode. And what Smologies are, they are safe for kids. They're G-rated. We cut them down so they're much shorter. Nobody swears in them. If you want the full length adult version with more details and more swearing, that is linked right in the show notes. But for your carpool, for your classroom, here you go. Smologies, let's have it. Are you ready? Okay. This episode will make you so pumped about trees. You're going to be bummed about

about having skin and blood. You're going to be so jealous of bark and sap. And you'll have new Scrabble words. And you'll start questioning if you should just string a hammock up in the backyard and live outside like a big ape squirrel. Okay,

There's trees. You ready for trees? Okay. So dendro comes from ye old Greek meaning tree. And if you're like that, why does that remind me of brain stuff? Well, that's because the dendrite is a part of a nerve cell that looks a lot like a tree. So dendra, there you go, trees. So you've got trees in the brain. You're going to have trees on the brain after this. I'll tell you that much. You're going to be pining for more arborist facts. Okay. So the term dendrologist is a

little funky. So technically, it's anyone who studies trees, which this human being I interviewed has done. I have never met anyone with such a raw zeal or deep knowledge for and of trees. You will love him. So we talked for literally two hours, which was very difficult to cut down. No tree pun intended about

about so many burning curiosities. Do trees feel pain? How do they talk to each other? Does he have a favorite tree? So I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is a great episode, so stick around for some really wonderful tree facts, will ya? Lumber up, I swear to God. That's going to be the last tree pun. Please trust me. For a person who is somewhat in denial about being a dendrologist, KC Clapp.

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I've never done anything like this before. Yay, that's going to be great. So this is your mic. Thank you. Okay, so I have a question. Yes, go ahead. Arborist versus dendrologist. Yes. What's the difference? So an arborist specifically focuses on trees in the urban area. But most of the time, an arborist is one who manages a tree in the urban area. So if they're going to cut a tree, remove a tree, plant trees, they're the ones who usually have something to do with it. But then

a dendrologist is usually someone that's more on the research side of the world, and they're like, okay, we're going to study this plant, its characteristics, or this tree more specifically, its characteristics and where it fits in with the rest of all the other trees in the world. So dendrologists basically work on the back end of things, classifying all the different trees into certain organizational standards. So can you call...

If you study and you love trees, can you call yourself a dendrologist? Yeah, I would say so. Do you have a favorite tree? I do, yeah. But it changes pretty constantly. What is it now? Right now, it would be the Koch Redwood, which is so stereotypical, I know. Why is it stereotypical?

typical it's a majestic tree i completely concur but people have generally said uh like they come up with the first thing that comes to them so a lot of times when i ask people they're like oh willows i'm like cool 80 people say willows or something like that it's really strange no one thinks about until you ask them the question do you know what your favorite tree is i was like do i have a favorite yes i do it's an oak i have a favorite tree i guess we all do but

But coastal redwoods, Casey's favorite. They grow from southern Oregon, just down the central coast of California, all the way down to about Santa Cruz. And they grow in this fog belt right near the shore because that fog helps get moisture to the top of these like 350 foot giant trees. And if you're needing to imagine a silhouette of one, you're like, what do they look like? You know the logo for Stanford? Okay, well, that there is the image of

El Palo Alto, one particularly famous local coastal redwood tree. It's also the unofficial mascot of Stanford. It's dubbed very creatively, the tree. I love it. Anyway, coastal redwoods, Casey's favorite tree. They're just the bomber trees. They are rot resistant, so almost no funguses affect them. They are insect resistant, so insects don't get into them. They don't eat the foliage. They don't get into the bark. Their bark is like

literally feet thick and it's fire resistant. So nothing can penetrate it. Fire doesn't burn it. Sometimes fire will actually hollow out the inside of the tree but leave the bark alone. But then the trees actually survive because they can sprout from any place that still has functionality down to the roots. So

Not only are they also the tallest trees in the world, some of the longest-lived, some of the biggest in terms of volume, then on top of that, they basically can outlive anything. They don't have any more predators, and they can sprout. Most conifers can't do that. If you cut them down at the base, they're done. They're ended.

Really? For a redwood, you cut it down at the base, and the roots just shoot up all these new sprouts. And you're just like, oh, the tree still lives. This is great. The roots are like, I don't care. I'm going to go ahead. Exactly. Yeah. So they're just... The world's just most bomber trees. And if you haven't been there, you should go. They're just...

There's nothing like it in the world. Quick anatomy lesson of trees. Ooh, okay. What are we dealing with? And also, true or false, the root system is kind of as big as the actual branches and canopy. Mediocrity both. Okay, so give me an anatomy lesson. Yeah, sort of both. Okay, so real quick, there are four main organs of a tree. First off, what is a tree? A tree, by some definitions, is literally like this one guy on a book I have. He describes it as a...

bush with a stick up the middle. So that's what we would define as a tree. 90% of the things that you know of as a tree are a tree. But then there's things like, say, Joshua Tree.

That's technically a yucca. It doesn't put on annual rings the same way the redwood or an oakwood. Then there is banana trees. Banana trees are actually just cells. There's no woodiness to them. You can go over and knock them over if you really want. Not necessarily. It's probably not that easy. But they're just big, big cells and basically just large herbs, just like a hosta or anything else. Weird.

Yeah, so there's no actual woody parts in them. So we still call them trees. So if we have a tree and we say, okay, it's going to woody thing. Let's just use the Oregon white oak, for example. Okay. So the Oregon white oak, one usually has a single stem, comes out, has this big, nice, beautiful globe-like crown. So there's four main organs. You have the roots, you have the stem and the branches, then you have the flowering parts and you have the leaves. Those are the four things that you would call organs in a tree. Just for simplicity's sake, four main organs. Okay. Okay.

So the roots of a tree generally, at least in the Pacific Northwest and in our more temperate regions, this is going to blow so many minds. They're only in the top two to three feet of soil. What? That's it. That's it? Even the big guys? Even the big guys. Yeah. So if you ever are looking at a tree, you go out into the woods and you see a tree that's toppled over and it's picked up its entire root ball. If you measure from the top of that down to the very lowest root, you're not going to get past four feet anywhere. That's crazy. I always thought they went.

They go out. They go out. But basically you have, imagine a wine glass or a... Like an umbrella that has a base. Exactly. An umbrella sitting on a platter would be the best way to imagine it. And so that's why roots are so important. People are like, oh, it's not that. They go down. You're like, no, no, no, no. It doesn't. People think it's that mirror image and it's definitely not. Oh, yeah. Because I feel like you do see that kind of like mirror image. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

- Oh my God, I had no idea. Okay, so that's the anatomy of a tree. - Really, well there's one extra step. So this is the next most important thing. Trees are compartmentalizers. So if you cut off one of their branches, they will just close it off and keep moving, just like compartments in a ship. All you have to do is close it off and then everything else can go on as normal.

So they have these two main things. You have cambium layer, which is the vascular system of the tree, just below the bark, just outside the wood. That's where the trees grow and put on their new rings. That is where they send nutrients and water from the ground up, and that's called the xylem. That's a good word if you play Scrabble. It's X-Y-L-E-M. If you can fit that in on a triple word score with that X, man, you're killing it. You're really doing well. Okay, buckle up, because this part's going to get a little technical.

But you're going to learn a few new Scrabble words, as promised, and or names for your organic children. Cambium, phloem, photosynth, and xylem, of course, which is Greek for wood. And yes, that is where the word xylophone comes from. So Scrabble, Jeopardy, you're prepped for anything. Okay, back to you.

Back to Xylem. Takes all the nutrients and water up to all the leaves. The leaves, they are doing the photosynthesis. So they're creating the energy from the sun. They start pulling all of their nutrients, or all their photosynthate is what some people call it, basically sugars. And they pull those down and that goes to the phloem, which is the pipes that go down. And that's basically it. Ah!

tree roots, pull things up through the stem and then puts things out to the leaves. The leaves are the factory. They create all the food. Then they put that down and distribute it out to the rest of the tree. Ooh, are you ready for a hot tree scandal? Okay, sometimes a tree breaks up with its own limbs. This is drama!

Many times if there is competition, it actually cuts it off itself. If they are growing a limb out directly to another tree, they get shaded out. They're like, eh, there's too much energy I'm putting in and not getting enough back. So they just cut it off. The trees no longer feed it, literally close the compartment off to that branch. That branch slowly dies, slowly dies. And then as soon as it falls off, maybe a crow lands on it and it's so decayed, just topples to the ground. Then the tree then seals over that wound. Trees don't heal, they seal. They specifically close it up.

and then continue to grow like nothing ever happened. It's like ghosting your own arm. Exactly. Like nothing ever happened because everything else is going on around the tree itself. And the wood is actually basically inert. It's just a physical structure holding the tree up. Okay, remember the cambium layer from earlier? So as we recorded, we were both drinking tea raided from my hotel minibar. And Casey had a visual metaphor for the cambium layer, which really helped. He said, if you're looking at a full coffee cup,

The coffee inside would be the wood. The mug would be the cambium layer. And the outside of the mug would be the bark. Does that make sense? So the cambium layer is like super important in terms of keeping a tree alive. Talk to me a little bit about how trees talk to each other. Because I feel like there was some research or something came out recently about how trees can talk to each other through their roots. And everyone was like...

Wow. So how do the roots communicate? Do they share nutrients? Do they talk to each other? What's happening under the surface? Oh, this is so fascinating. So the book you're talking about is called The Hidden Life of Trees, I think. All right. I looked this up. And one author, the German Peter Holben...

I don't know, describes that trees feed each other other sugars through their roots when one is sick or dying and they communicate to each other using chemical and electrical cues in response to stimulus. Not unlike how humans use vocal cues to say, hey fools, there are donuts in the break room.

So it really comes down to when we communicate as people, I say something to you, there's no physical connection between us. I just say something and you hear and then you act on it. A tree, everything is a stimulus that comes from something. So all the roots, if it's the same species, their roots can graft together. What? Yeah, it's kind of mind-blowing, but what's going on underneath the soil?

sort of the hidden life of plants is they graft themselves together. So if you have really, really thin bark on those root hairs, and those root hairs touch each other, and then the cambium layer sort of connects, and you can get an entire forest of all these trees connected, which is fascinating. But then there's a sub-layer on that, which is mushrooms.

Mycelium. This is the new thing that really blew up. Radiolab did a whole thing on it, and everyone was like, ah, mushrooms, what, trees? So basically what they do is all these fungus have this mutualistic relationship. It's called symbiosis. And what they do is a fungus has root hairs or mycelium that's microscopic, much smaller than the root hairs of a tree.

So if you are a tree growing in a place like, let's say, southern Oregon, then you have a much drier condition. Tree roots are a certain size, maybe like the size of your finger for this instance. So you're like, oh man, I can only reach into a certain size crack where this water is. And the water is held up within these smaller pores in the soil. So if the trees can't physically get their roots in to grab it, then it's basically not available. So this fungus ends up getting this mutualistic relationship. The tree gives the fungus shrubbery.

sugars that it produces up in the canopy. So the fungus gets some food. And then the fungus, if our fingers are the size of root hairs, then our hair, our actual physical hair, is something on the size of the fungus. So the fungus is like, oh yeah, I can go and grab that water. And so the fungus goes in and basically creates a whole second level of

roots for this tree. And the way you can tell if a tree needs water, this is great, it's kind of like a straw, where on the very tippy top you have evaporation, evapotranspiration. - Okay. - Evapotranspiration is just literally the process of water going from the ground through a plant or a tree out to the air. - Okay. - So what they do, they grab some water,

do some photosynthesis or do whatever they do and then some water escapes. So when that water is released into the atmosphere, just like you're drinking out of a straw, one molecule pulls on the next, pulls on the next, pulls on the next using capillary action all the way down the tubes of the tree to the soil into the roots and then all of a sudden that root is pulling up another little molecule of water and you get this full

cycle so the as soon as the trees have this pressure deficit where it's sucking more water into the air than it has in the ground then the fungus will then be like oh wow there's a pressure deficit and water just osmosis over to that area i have more questions but i hope you're not are you late for anything no i literally have nothing okay good because people have questions um hold on people have questions i i i guess this is so exciting i know okay wait i could do this all night

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Okay, let's bark up his tree with some questions. Beth Frausto wants to know, "Do trees feel pain when we trim them?" They do, but not in a strict sense. So the pain isn't so much that they are like, "Ow!" They're more because they're compartmentalizers. So all that does is create a reaction that says, "Ooh, I need to protect myself. Something may get in." Either it's going to get an insect that is going to come in, or it's going to be a fungus, or both, or a multitude of other things.

So as soon as you prune a tree, it will get a wound. It's not that the tree is feeling hurt, but the tree will then respond to that. So they'll respond immediately, especially by the next year. And they will just put on new wood to cover over it. So it just puts in these three walls of chemical protection, then grows a fourth wall of wood over the top to seal over that wound.

And that never happened. Exactly. It's like it never happened. So anytime you cut a tree and then it just starts pushing out sap, A, it's kind of like bleeding, especially if you cut it during the growing season, where it's just pushing out as much energy and sugars as it can to its leaves to grow big and strong. Yeah.

You cut that off, all of a sudden there's a bunch of pressure inside the tree literally pushing all this sap out. But that sap is also covering over that wound and making it an impenetrable place for all these other insects and things to get in. So it's actually literally sealing itself. Right. It's like a varnish kind of. Yeah, exactly. Delicious varnish. That actually leads me to my next question. Dustin Mills wants to know how many different kind of trees can you get syrup from? Oh, man. And does that hurt the tree?

Oh, so it does. It hurts it just like anything else, but it kind of hurts it in the same way that if you give blood, you're hurting yourself. Okay. So they have plenty of stored nutrients and stored sugars and all these things. So you can get syrup from almost any kind of tree. It just depends on if it's delicious or if it's sour.

so, so diluted to where it just takes way too much effort to actually get it. So there's a tree called a sweet gum, for all you nerds, that is liquid amber siretia flua. Wonderful, wonderful tree. What they do is you used to tap them. That's why they call it sweet gum, because they would tap them in the south, and then they would collect all of the tree sap. You boil it down to get all the water out, and you get this sugar.

Some taste really good, some have other chemicals in it that make them less tasty. People have used them on birch trees and on other different maples, all bunch of different species of maple. But the reason we use sugar maple right now is just because it has the highest concentration of sugar per amount of sap. This still takes hours and hours to boil it off to create the actual thing, of which there's no recipe. Every bit you get, they're just looking at it, they're like, "Eh, looks done." - Really? - Yeah, there's no actual like, "Boil it for 10 minutes." It's, "Boil it until it looks right."

That's so analog. So side note, confession, little FYI. I always thought that maple syrup just kind of dripped out of trees as is. Like you could just wander in the forest with a pocket full of waffles and just get a little smear here or there. But the sap actually...

actually comes out clear, kind of like water. And it takes 40 gallons of it to boil down and make one gallon of maple syrup, which seems like a lot of tree tears. But they tap a bunch of them. They get just a little bit from everyone. So don't be too sad. You can continue to brunch unencumbered by guilt.

Radka Bakaria has a question. Why do some trees lose their leaves in the winter and others don't? Aha. I love this question. So this comes down to a specific, basically, strategy. So if you think of trees as having a budget, one part of their budget goes towards growing tall and competition, you know, physically getting to be a big size growth.

Then another part of that budget would be towards reproduction because there's no point in growing unless you can reproduce. The third part, third big part, would go towards protection. So you can do any amount of energy put into any three or any one of those three categories. Obviously, there's a couple more categories. It's very simplified in this instance. You have a tree growing and it gets too cold.

And so it's not that it actually gets too cold for the leaf itself, it's that wind continually rips through and damages that leaf. So what some trees have opted to do or what has worked for them is instead of having just these dinky little leaves that just get completely destroyed during the winter time or the water freezes in the ground so the trees can't pull it up or it gets too cold up in the air

and ice crystals actually form in the leaf itself and rip it apart. Yeah, it's really bad when leaves and tissues like that freeze. Just the same as if we, our fingers froze. So for some trees, what worked for them is they made their leaves just a little bit tougher. So they put more of their energy into making that leaf really strong, making it waterproof, making it less edible, making it, so adding more lignin and more things that make it more distasteful to different animals.

Some trees put a lot of energy into their leaves. Because they put a lot of energy into their leaves, they now can hold them, but they don't want to just let them drop because that was so much energy. You can't just drop that onto the ground and then regrow it again the next year. So really tough leaves, they can withstand the conditions. So as soon as spring comes, if you get an early spring, the trees that are evergreen are already ready to go. They are photosynthesizing. Spring comes, boom, they're right off the bat. They would be...

able to compete better in that instance, whereas the deciduous trees are still dormant. They have not been growing over this entire season. They've dropped their leaves. But because they haven't put so much effort and energy into those leaves, they can put it into something else, i.e. into growing really fast.

or putting out a lot of fruit. So it's just more of a balance of which is more functional for this tree at the right time. So it's more just about favorable conditions than it is about climate. It really depends on what's best for the tree. Yeah, most of the time. And obviously climate has something to do with it. We have evergreen trees here because why lose your leaves if you can just photosynthesize for 80% of the year? Just go for it.

And then in the meantime, they're living off of stored sugars. Exactly. Yeah. So they're always respiring 100% of the year. You know, trees are the only things or rather certain plants are the only things that can produce their own food and then respire to use it. So we're respiring. Every living thing uses respiration to breathe. And that's why we breathe out carbon dioxide and water.

Trees do the exact opposite. They take carbon dioxide and water, turn it into oxygen and a simple sugar or a long chain of sugars. So all they do is just store it, store it, store it, and then just sort of sit there and then just eat sugar all year round until they can start growing again. Just snacking. Yeah, it's really nice. Just snacking. It's delicious. I wish I could do it. Do you think that planting more trees will save the environment? Um...

Yes. Okay. I'm just going to say blatant yes. We'll just leave it a yes and move on. Yeah. Always plant more trees. There's so many good reasons that we could do a thousand more hours of talking about. Do you think there are certain trees that Josh Bruce wants to know, are there certain trees that are better for the environment than others? Yeah, I would say so.

But really, it's not necessarily better for the environment. It's better for maybe the micro environment. So small trees that don't cast a lot of shade over a bunch of cement, not really doing a lot. A big, huge, large tree that shades over a bunch of cement and lowers the heat island effect in a city, which is just the fact that in cities, it's warmer temperatures than in the associated cropland or forest land. It's just...

cooler out there and warmer in here. And that's because we have so many impervious surfaces that are taking in heat and then bouncing it back out. So if we have a big tree that's growing over the top of that, then we're shading out that area. If we do that over the scale of the entire United States, then all of a sudden we're like losing

millions of tons of carbon just by having one tree shade in our house during the hottest time of the day. So in that instance, yes, some are better at accomplishing our objectives in terms of helping out the environment. But for the most part, yeah, plant a tree. It's always going to be great. Now to end on a happy note, what is your very, very favorite thing about what you do? I know that's going to be hard for you. This is, oh man.

But really, it's looking at trees almost every single day. And most of them are all different trees or different situations of trees. So I go out and I see a dogwood one day and I get to protect it from a development. I'm like, nope, you have to retain this tree. It's an awesome tree. You did it. That makes me go home so happy. The other nice part that I really like is actually just telling people about trees. Like if I can just sit down and do something like this and someone's like, tell me about trees.

I'm just like, where to begin? And then I can just do it for hours. So I think my favorite part is when someone's actively and interestingly is listening to me. That's what I'm just like, they're taking this in. They like it. Okay. They're still here. All right. One more hour. One more slide. Let's just keep going. I don't.

think that I've ever met anyone as enthusiastic about trees. Yes. That's perfect. So far, I haven't met anyone either. Maybe a couple people, but yeah, at least I can give them a good run for their money. So thank you. I'm happy to hear that. Thank you so much. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Thanks for having me. This is wonderful. This for all.

To continue to bask in Casey's infectious tree enthusiasm, you can follow him on Instagram at clap4trees, C-L-A-P-P 4, the number 4, trees. Ologies is on Instagram and Twitter at Ologies, and I'm on both at Allie Ward with one L. Also linked is allieward.com slash smologies, which has defunctions.

dozens more kids safe and shorter episodes you can blaze through. And thank you, Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio for editing those. And since we like to keep things small around here, the rest of the credits are in the show notes. And if you stick around to the end of the episode, you know, I'll give you a piece of advice. And this piece of advice helps me remember people's names. If someone introduces themselves, number one, it's a good idea to remember to listen to what their name is. Or if you didn't say, I'm sorry, what was that?

But then to remember their names, I immediately think of someone else with the same name to associate them with. So our editor, her name is Mercedes. If I just met her, I might think, okay, like the car Mercedes. That way when I look at her, I go like the car Mercedes. Or if I meet someone named Dorothy, I may think, oh, Dorothy, like the Wizard of Oz. Okay, that

That way I'm not like, is it Donna? What was it? So try to think of someone else or something else with the same name. That way you can associate it with that person and then you remember their name. This is also a fun trick if you meet a lot of people at once because people are going to be like, whoa, you remembered more names than is typical. And you go, ha ha, I got a little trick. Anyway, I hope that helps. All right. Small J's. Small J's. Small J's. Small J's. Small J's.

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