Yo, you know what they need to do? What? You ever play Assassin's Creed? Yeah. They need to make an Assassin's Creed in like feudal Japan fam. Oh, that would be sick. I think they never did that. No, but there's something like that though. Oh, there's a...
Ghost of Tsushima? Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like that though. But imagine that is Assassin's Creed. That would be hard. I feel like Assassin's Creed slipped on that. You know what they should make too? GTA Toronto, Canada. Oh, GTA in the GTA. GTA in the GTA. I'm sure there's talks about that before, but I don't know why they didn't do it. Imagine like driving and you're going to like your house.
And you're like, oh shit, it's my house. Yeah, I know. That would be so fire. Yeah, but like, I don't know if Canada is that big yet. Like people want to play in Canada, you know? Yeah, I know. They're going to do the UK before they do Canada. Really? Yeah, for sure. UK before Canada. UK is hitting too. But again, have they done it in Japan?
Have they done a GTA Japan? But they did Sleeping Dogs. Remember Sleeping Dogs? No, I don't remember Sleeping Dogs. It's pretty much... I don't know if it was China or Japan. But it's GTA, but China or Japan. I forgot which one it was. But Sleeping Dogs is the exact same thing. But it's more of like a fighting GTA. Yeah. So it was dope. It was kind of like a Jackie Chan movie. Where you're fighting people, but it's still GTA. You know what's a sick story game? Because I'm not even used to these story games, right? But Drake's Deception. Have you ever played that? Oh, um...
Wait, which one? Drake's Deception. Uncharted. Oh, yeah. Uncharted, Drake's Deception. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fam, that was... I'm not even into story games like that. But that really made me like...
at least i pulled an all-nighter just to finish that game word yeah yeah that was me with assassin's creed 3 really assassin's creed 3 i played the shit out of that there's another one that i used to play when i was younger f***ing um snake oh metal gear metal gear metal gear solid yeah that shit was fire bro yeah when they see you yo that game was so hard sometimes bro it's so f***ing hard because yeah obviously because it's not supposed to be easy man
but yeah you ever played um this is my favorite game all time what like hands down favorite story game okay conquer live and reloaded conquer live so imagine crash bandicoot yeah type of game but it's like adult themes and then like killing and violence and shit that is hard and they have like adult jokes and shit that is hard but it's it's crash bandicoot type of world with like
Crazy characters Like a scarecrow talking Oh okay Like animated type characters Like that you would never It's like a poo monster Yo If I ever do a Twitch stream I'm gonna stream that game We have to We have to stream soon though Yeah Cause they're waiting for that gaming channel
I want to just play all the random horror games with you because that shit would be so funny, fam. Like, if I'm going to do a Let's Play, that's the first game I'm going to Let's Play because nobody, I never see anybody play that. Really? Never. Like, I'll YouTube it and I'll never see someone playing that. I want to see that myself because I love that game so much.
i think it's a slept on game where like maybe people don't know about it a lot yeah so i'm just waiting for that moment you brought up crash bandicoot fam remember that racing game it was racing game with crash bandicoot i don't think i played it really okay so there's um i got nightmares from that they got with the mask yes you guys scared me so much fam i swear i was like no i don't want to play it no more you had ps2 yeah
Oh, I had PS, I had Xbox One. Oh, you mean OG Xbox? The OG Xbox. Yeah. I played both because my cousins had both. Yeah. I never had one myself. Really? Because I'm always at my cousin's and I always play there. Like I'm literally there every day. No, that's fact. Because I used to go to school and their house was the closest to my elementary school. So I would be there every single day after school and just playing the games and shit. Bro, and I remember grade eight, I used to sit...
15 minutes before class is done yeah I would draw plays that I would then do on 2k like 10 plays yeah I was in the textbooks yeah so if anyone has that textbook with all my plays in it yeah
I was so excited to just go home and play 2K. You can do that in 2K10? Yeah. Oh, shit. I didn't even know that. Bro, I had a... Did you have the PS3? The silver one? Nah, I never had a PS3. Really? Wow. I never owned one. I only owned an Xbox 360. Okay. And I owned an Xbox One and a Wii. But I never owned a PS... Because my cousins had the PlayStation. Okay, yeah. Because I'm always there anyway. Yeah, you didn't... Yeah. Because I'm not going to buy the same thing as my cousins because if I buy the same thing, it's the same thing. That's 100% right. I had the wrestling game, WWE. Yeah. Bro, so...
So this is just bringing me back. 2007? Was it 2007? 2007, yeah. So Smash vs. Raw 2007, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Or Smackdown vs. Raw, my bad. Smackdown vs. Raw. Smackdown vs. Raw. That was when wrestling was good, when they did like the drafts. That was my favorite wrestling game. Yeah, for sure. I played the whole fucking thing. Yeah. You ever play Jak and Daxter? Jak and Daxter?
no old ps2 game it's an old ps2 game it's it's similar to ratchet and clank but it's um i'm gonna say ratchet and clank it's um on an island and they're like islander type of characters rather than ratchet and clank is like the future yeah but it's similar type of game really so dope there's have you played starsky and hutch nah the driving game where you just where you literally just chase around uh you get chased around you just have to try and avoid nah i never played that one it's so fire so fire yeah every morning before i school i played that um
what's what's the first like video game you ever played in your life do you remember probably halo yeah same halo halo what which one halo one for me it was halo 2 yeah it was halo 1 for me for me it was halo 2 because my cousins were playing that wait a minute was halo 2 the one where you where the game starts and then you come out of the chamber that's halo 3 that's halo okay then i played halo 3 yeah halo 3 yeah halo 2 my cousins used to play that shit and i'm like yo can i play it and it was dope because it was a co-op
Yeah Yo a lot of the games now They don't have co-op I'm like what the There's split screen or something Yeah no more split There's no more split screen Yeah Which is sad Cause like I have my best My most favorite gaming memories In split screen Real shit Whether it be like Um
free-for-all like a four split screen free-for-all or whether it be like a co-op split screen with me and my boy or me and my cousin those are the good old days halo 3 hands down had the my most favorite like co-op oh yeah for sure halo 3 bro the guns in that game were yeah too too advanced even the story yeah well where you just come out of the chamber and now you have to you're in like an island yeah there's i swear there's not a lot of games now where you could
Like, you can just freelance. I don't know because I've been out of the video game world for a long time. But, like, you know how in Halo where you just go around and shit? Like, you have the whole island for yourself. No, but Halo had checkpoints and stuff, though. It told you where to go. Okay, yeah, I guess. That's, like, all first-person street. But Halo was my, I guess...
But Halo, it just had a different feel to me. Yeah, yeah. What's the new one? Cyberpunk. Yeah, Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk's stupid hard. Yeah, I've never played it. I've never played it either. I've just watched bare people play it. Really? Yeah. I heard it's over. I heard bad reviews though. It's kind of, you know Watch Dogs, right? Yeah, Watch Dogs. Where you're just hacking stuff. Yeah, yeah. That game wasn't really nice to me because all you're doing is hacking. That's not fun, right? It's so, Cyberpunk is kind of like a mix of Watch Dogs and just fighting. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah.
I have to look into it I've never even seen it But yeah bro
Yo, you seen that guy on TikTok? I'm a jump for jumpers jump every day. Oh, yeah. Shout out that guy, bro. Shout out. Yo, Taken, it only took four days for us to notice. Your favorite creator is not noticing you, fam. I'm telling you, your favorite creator. A lot. We caught you quick. We saw you. Facts, facts. Appreciate you, fam. Appreciate you. All the love. And that guy asking for a fit check. What you got on, man? What you got on, Brandon? Don't worry about this. It's a splat.
You do fit check? Yeah, fit check. But I got the... I don't... It's a cozy fit. Let me stand up, bruh. I got the needles track pants you feel me? I got the pretty boy stuff and then this light hat from my local creator. I just got...
Everyone always asks my chain. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to tell them. Come on. Let me take it off. Yeah, show them, bro. So this is Alik's Nike collab. Yeah, Serski. So one side is like a Nike check. I don't know if you all can see that. That's hard. And then the other is like the Alik's buckle. It says Alik's.sm. So I don't want any more comments of, yo, why you got a roller coaster around your neck, fam? A lot of hella comments. Holy...
And some people like mess with it too. Yeah, I know. Some people really like it. Yeah, for sure. We have people emailing us asking for what the chain is. What? Yeah. Who emailed that? Leave in the comments who emailed that. Those jokes. The guy literally sent a professional email. I'm Carlos, Mr. Carlos. Can you please tell me what that chain is? But I guess that's how you reach us. Yeah, fine. But yeah, fam. Yo, you want to hear a crazy story? All right, let me hear it. All right. So this is how I finessed a pair. Yeah.
Jordan 1 Royals. Oh, let's go. You know this story. Yeah, I know this story. All right, let me put it in the back for you. Yeah, here, put it here because there's not a lot of stuff on my side. All right. So, this is how Carlos came up. Yeah, I'm all in. So, this is how I finessed a pair of Jordan 1 Royals. I didn't finesse it. Nah, I finessed it. I didn't finesse it. Nah. All right, so this is what happened. April Fool's
April 1st, this was what, 20, was it 2016 or 2017? 2017, I think. Yeah, yeah, somewhere around that time. 2017, these came out, or it could be 16. Anyways, I went on the site right on time. Yeah, yeah. I carded these. This was like before the huge Jordan 1 hype, right? Yeah, yeah. And I was a little bit like more, I was after the OGs, because this is one of the first like Jordan 1s, right? Yeah, yeah.
So I carded them. I got them in my thing and checked out everything. Right. Got an email confirmation. Your money's been sent, blah, blah, right. All right. And then I go, I'm like, I'm amped. I'm like, yeah, I got my pair. I got my pair. Let's go. Let's go. We're lit, right? We're lit. We're lit. And then two hours later, I get an email saying, oh, bro, the email's like, sorry to inform you, but like your order has been canceled due to something stupid on, on,
and they don't have enough supply yeah yeah some shit they oversold yeah so they sent me that email this is april fools right yeah so my reply that's this was my reply i'm like no please tell me this is an april fools joke i told them that right really okay you didn't tell me this part that's jokes i said that i'm like please tell me this is april fools joke yeah and then they sent me an email no like this is not april fools we're gonna return your money all that right yeah so i'm like fuck
So I took my L, right? I took my L. I ate it. Yeah. I was all sad and shit. Then my mom, right? Mom came first. Mom is the real MVP. Mom came so close. Mom is the MVP. So my mom's like, nah, this is what we're going to do. We're going to send a letter to the head of Foot Locker.
Because this is not acceptable, right? Because she went online and then she was looking at reviews of other people, whether this happened to other people, right? And she saw it happened multiple times to other people. So it's obviously a deal that they need to fix. It's something that has to be fixed, right? So she wrote this whole letter, like a handwritten letter, right? And she sent it to the head of Foot Locker.
saying, oh, my son ordered this. This is what happened. This is the mistake. And obviously there's been other cases where this happened. So something has to be done. So we sent it out. I didn't think much of it. Yeah. I didn't think much of it. I'm like, okay, it's probably not even going to make it there. You feel me? Maybe they'll send me like a coupon or something, right? Yeah.
so bro not even not even like three days i think in two days yeah they might they called my mom fuck i have to look for the audio but i have a i have an audio of it yeah you screen recorded it i think i took a video of her no well but but she they were on the phone and he said this was this is our bad um i forgot who's what his name was but mr whatever the head it's like
We know you sent a letter to Mr. Whatever. And then it's like, this is our bad. We're going to send you out a free pair on us. Of the Royals. I know. The Jordan 1 Royals. As soon as Carlos got that, he sent it in the group chat. He's like, we're getting free ones, baby. Yo, I was so lit, bro. I was actually so lit. Because take in, this is sold out everywhere. Yeah. This was sold. It sold out first, what? First few minutes. So the chances of getting it is just not possible. Exactly. Now, this pair...
They sent me, I was looking at the box and the receipt and shit. It came from some next like small town in Texas. Yeah. Because bro, if you stayed up and did all your, all the correct stuff to get it, how was that? That's Foot Locker's problem. They did the right thing by sending you shoes because that should never happen. Yeah. And what's sad is like, it happens to a lot of people, right? It happens to everybody. But just the fact that,
freaking people they don't take the time to send that letter or they they think nothing of it then full augers can be like yeah okay we'll just keep running it like this it's not a big deal but the fact we said something and we kind of opened their eyes now maybe they'll fix it right yeah i think i think from then on they changed like their website a little bit yeah that's what my mom taught me like if there's ever a problem never stand down like
like send a letter send send something yeah to you're wrong this is what i want you feel me and it always works because yo my mom bro if i'm sorry if you're a cashier and you're cashing out my mom if something goes wrong and you scan something and you scan something with the wrong price she's about to send a letter to the front office because she's gonna get her money yeah you're not scamming her yeah facts i don't know if that that's the asian mom mentality bro asian mom mentality
Bro, I'm telling you. If you scan a coupon and it doesn't say, oh, it was discounted? Say goodbye to your job, fam. Because we're getting you fired. I swear we're getting you fired, fam. But yeah, I remember just about that thing too. But I remember telling you this story. I don't know. This episode never released, but I got finessed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to just tell the story real quick because you came up on something. I'm going to tell how I got finessed. All right, go, go. So this is what happened. I sent the guy. Never do sales.
On Instagram, unless you really know the guy, right? So I sent this guy shoes, two pairs of shoes, a big t-shirt goes for $150 or something like that. And way more stuff. I sent it to him wanting shoes back. All I wanted was two pairs of shoes. Boom. He doesn't return it. Yeah. He blocks me. He does all that. Now the crazy thing is he followed me. He followed me back. He's like, yo, I like your brand. I will never forget you.
Yeah, but yeah, that's the time I got finessed. He didn't even apologize? He didn't even apologize. He just texted me, yo, I really like your clothes. Nah, bro. And he doesn't remember? Maybe he doesn't remember. He does remember. He doesn't remember? He doesn't remember me. You should bring it up. Yeah, I told him. Yeah, you told him? What did he say? I said, remember when you finessed me? Yeah, I'm never selling you again. Damn. But yeah, fam. That was a nice come up. I remember that day too. We were all hyped for you. But one thing I missed out on with shoes was I wanted to camp out with you.
At least one time Yeah I think the only person That camped out with me ever Josh? No, Leitner Really? Oh yeah Oh no, no, not ever Cause Ryan did the Justin Timberlake Oh yeah Oh that's another story But like But Leitner He was the first one I ever stayed in line with Yeah Have you ever stayed in line For like anything Other than shoes though? Nah
Nah, only Jordan 1s. No, Jordan. And then the Justin Timberlakes. Alright, I'm going to tell the story of the Justin Timberlakes because it's a good story. Alright. Okay, chill, chill, chill, chill. Nah, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Alright. So...
I don't even know. This is classified information. Jordan store closed down. Jordan store in Toronto closed down. My cousin used to work there. Let's just say I got inside details. I knew Justin Timberlake was going to be at the store and he was going to drop his shoe.
So I told my boy Ryan and we were the first two people in line, right? - So you knew already. - No, we're second and third. There was someone ahead of us. So someone else got a leak. - They knew the inside. - So we were already ready. We're in line, right? - Yeah.
And then not even like 15 minutes when they announced it on the Instagram. Huge line. Like 500 plus people. Because not only were they dropping the Justin Timberlake threes, they were also getting Justin Timberlake at the store. Oh, yeah. So he came to the store, right? Personal meeting. Yeah. So me and Ryan, we were second and third in line. And then we got to meet Justin Timberlake. I think the only...
23 people the first 23 because jordan is number 23 right the first 23 people got to get their their pairs signed like on the box by justin timberlake that's sick so me and ryan were part of that and we got to we got to say hi whatever yeah so so this is i guess funny right so so i i'm not gonna like bash on justin timberlake he's the go he's the go yeah he's dope he's dope guy but i think maybe it was just not like
he wasn't feeling it that day or all celebrities have their days yeah he probably just didn't have a good day but like the vibe he was giving off was a little bit like he doesn't like me still
yeah i know it's one of those man look he he probably thought like oh this guy's just gonna sell this pair yeah yeah i mean and that's fair that's in real life you're like the biggest fan type thing like i'm not the biggest fan but like you're a fan like i love uh friends with benefits that was my that was my favorite justin yeah but our friend ryan is a pretty big fan too that's why i think that's why he got heartbroken when yeah someone he likes like was like i guess i know yeah
But imagine whoever you really look up to. Yeah, that's a running joke in the group chat. Like, if Carlos ever went up to, like, Sean Witherspoon and, like, he started acting like a dickhead. Bro, that would break my heart. Or Travis. Oh, man. Look, I can see Travis ruining it for me still. I guess. If it's not cool in real life. Yeah.
See, but that would never happen with my idols. Uzi, Uzi, because Uzi talks. Okay, Uzi, Uzi's like guaranteed is going to be sick. Guaranteed you're like having a good time, you know? I'd love to meet Uzi or Drake. Drake, you can't go wrong with Drake. Yeah, you can't go wrong with Drake. Can't go wrong with Drake. He'll make you feel like home. Yeah, for sure, for sure. That Canada connection. Yeah, facts. Who else would you want to meet?
I would want to meet Zach Beah. - Yo, this guy's actually a legend, bro. - I want to meet Zach Beah and just pick his mind on how he got up by just doing what he did, which is nothing. By cosigning every single... By just being in the pictures with every famous person
and rising to the top. Yeah, facts. But apparently he runs like... Oh, no, no. He's a DJ. I think he is a DJ, right? He's a DJ and he runs Psych World. That's his brand. So shout out Zach Bia for branching off for more than a person in a photo with Drake. Shout out Zach Bia. Yo, because for a long time, me and Gavin, we would see Zach Bia in Instagram posts and like, yo, who is this guy? He's always in these celebrity stations. Like, who is this guy? Like, yo, it's that guy again. And we're like...
What does he do? And you catch on. You're like, yo, I should follow him. Yeah. So like we really looked into it. Like what does this guy do? So it turns out he used to date Madison Beer. Oh yeah. So he's already goaded for that, bro. That was a big cosign already. Yeah. He's goaded for that. And then his friends were like Drake and all these rappers and all these like high-sized people. And he runs like club scenes. Oh yeah. Club scene. I think downtown LA, that's him or whatever party scene he does.
But yeah Imagine just being at a party With all that Zach Beard Drake Yeah Ian Conner All those Yo you know Dan Bilzerian Who? Dan Bilzerian No
Nah? Okay, so he's that guy with the huge beard and then he has like hella girls with him all the time? No, I don't. Okay, okay. So he runs this company called Ignite, right? And it's kind of like the playboy of today's generation. I know Ignite though. You know Ignite, yeah. And there's all these Ignite girls that kind of like suit up girls. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. So Dan Bilzerian is this guy that runs that. Yeah. And...
People are saying there's a theory that the way he got all his riches isn't from what he says he got it from. So he claims... He claims... There's people that dissect this also. I've seen videos on it. He claims that he got all of his riches from poker. Okay. But...
They did the math. The top players of poker never even made anything close to what he made from poker. He claims he made from poker. So what are they saying that he's making his money off of? Okay, so listen to this. Dan Bilzerian's dad, he was a notorious criminal that did a lot of money laundering and a lot of criminal activity to gain these riches. And Dan Bilzerian's dad claims
bankruptcy and there was a missing like however much million dollars. Yeah. So people, I think $50 million went missing. And then everyone's wondering like,
sure his dad like lost all this money but how did dan get all this money yeah so that's the theory yeah and that's how he got all the shorties yeah because he's a rich guy but have you seen his parties his parties are crazy bro i haven't bro his party like uh fujitube or like vitality and all of them go jake paul they they he has these huge parties in la yeah at his house and it's known like
to have like crazy shit going on like celebrities would show up i think taigo was in it one time blueface has something like that too yeah have you ever heard of the bad girls club nah it's like so blueface like assembles these girls and just puts them in one house yeah and it's only him and all those girls yo let's live right i know and then and then um like stuff obviously drama happens and that's what entertains the people damn fm aside from shoes
I lined up two hours for some f***ing Chick-fil-A, fam. For Chick-fil-A? Yeah. Two hours for Chick-fil-A? When it came out, bro, me, after my exams, right? After my final exam, we were all down bad. We took an L. We're like, okay, we need a W. Let's go to Chick-fil-A. Oh, you know what? You got to tell them because they're from the U.S.,
A lot of them from the US, they had Chick-fil-A from time. We didn't have Chick-fil-A. Okay, so this is when Canada finally got Chick-fil-A after so long. Yeah. Right? Everyone's... In Toronto, people will line up for everything. So this big thing... Deadass, bro. Like, I don't know why. Like, why do Toronto people love lining up? Once Jollibee... Fam, the Jollibee line? Let me tell you about the Jollibee line. Yeah. When Jollibee finally... You lined up? Yes. Come on, brother. Fuck.
why do you line up for that bro no no no no trust me because it was like uh i needed to it was for the culture it's one of those where you just have to do it but yeah i lined up with my friends for four hours to get some you're crazy bro you're crazy the spaghetti wasn't even hitting like that that's what that's what i'm saying jolly b is low-key hella overrated i got so mad bro i'm not waiting four hours in line for that i mean i know if it's something amazing then yeah well
Well, four hours for that? See, we could wait. We waited like eight hours for that raptors line. That's what we did. Yeah, I'll wait for that. That's an experience. But fam, I don't know why we were there for so long. But yeah, Chick-fil-A. Oh yeah, and about the Chick-fil-A story, we waited two hours for like... But Chick-fil-A was...
prime chick-fil-a is fire you guys you united states guys have all the they have the best fast food best fast food in the world i want to try canes i want to canes is my favorite hands down i've never tried canes is my favorite hands down the cane sauce and the the toast the texas toast so good bro
So good. I'm hungry, bro. That's literally the food I want to just go back and get and then just come back to Canada. Exactly. People from Canada, before Chick-fil-A was here, they drove to the US and went back just for Chick-fil-A. Yeah, because I had Chick-fil-A before I came out here, so I'm like, ah, it's whatever. Yeah, I know.
I remember you were in my class. You went out for a run and you delivered it to my class. Oh, yeah. I was like, yo, Carlos, can you go get it for me? And then he's like, yeah, I got you. Yeah, big up to Carlos for getting me that. That was an adventurous though. Me and Sanjay waited. We didn't wait that long. We waited like maybe 20 minutes. See, but that was when it was a good time. Me. Oh, my God.
Not waiting that long, bro. Four hours, bro? What's really worth waiting that long, I think, is just experiences like concerts and shit. Oh, yeah. I think that's when it's worth, even like the Raptors stuff. Yeah. That's when it's worth waiting in line. 100%. Because that's never going to happen again. Yeah. But for a product, it's different. That's always there. That's always there. Yeah.
You can always get that, but an experience is something that once it happens, it's gone. 100%. Right? Yeah. That's why you live it. Bro, just living in the moment of some things. Because I remember I used to...
memories used to just fly by and i wasn't just there in the moment yeah but now like i'll sometimes i'll just stop and look and just be like damn i'm really here right now yeah it's crazy because i it's kind of weird but like i'm like damn i'm having a good time right now you gotta breathe it all in because yeah because you don't you don't realize how good the moment is until it's passed yeah which is really it's really kind of sad but
you have to take that in you know like don't just don't just let it fly by yeah I mean look around you live in the moment man yeah cause I was in I remember in Mexico right and we did that tourist thing and they were just telling us all about the pyramids and stuff like that but yo I was just like oh you went to the pyramids in Mexico yeah to the Mayans that's crazy did you get did you get to like go up and shit oh no no no how does that work are you allowed to go up no they don't allow you to go up like no one at all so
So you just, you just go around. Have they ever, I, cause, okay. I have a story about my geography teacher. Okay. Yeah. So she told me that she went to, I don't know exactly what pyramids it was in Mexico, but she went to one of the pyramids in Mexico and she got access to go inside of one. No. To like the top. And she said she was with like this, uh, archeologist or something. And they showed her, uh, a plaque or like an engravement in the stone that showed, uh,
of different parts of the world. Really? So you have like a Roman soldier with a sword and a metal helmet. Then you have a soldier with like bow and arrow and like a Chinese like horse or whatever. And then you could see like someone with a gun. Really? Yeah. So she was telling me this and it's my geography teacher, right? Yeah.
That coming from my geography teacher, come on. You'll believe it. I'm taking that as it is because she's not going to lie to me. Feel me? She's not going to lie to me. How about an experience too? Like, no, you're not going to lie. So she showed me that, right? And they made it specific that you could not take pictures. You could not show anybody, which is great. So imagine that. Imagine there's this ancient piece of stone where they engrave pictures. It already had the future written out on it, I think. Yeah, it has things.
That they wouldn't even have access to. To get to. Already drawn. Already drawn. And ship from the future. That's like a receipt. Like yeah. I did this. I did this before this was this. Imagine. You feel me? Imagine how. How would they have like. Guns there. Yeah. In that engraving. It was heavily guarded. When I tell you the mines were heavily guarded. You couldn't.
I guess like step five feet within the pyramid or something. Damn. It was crazy. And it was gated off already. And there were more security guards. See, there's definitely some secrets, bro. There's definitely some secrets. You know what was something cool that I learned back then? So in the ancient world, they used to play like a game. I don't know if you know. What's that Harry Potter game? Quidditch. Quidditch, yeah. They played a typical game like that. So you would get like a rock hard ball, pause. And then just try and throw it through these little hoops. And like the loser dies or something. Damn.
Oh yeah. And there's some crazy thing. So they sell cheetah noises. Cheetah noises. So around there, they're like, don't worry about those noises. Those are just the locals trying to scare you. So they would have this cheetah noise maker where it goes...
or something like that. And I didn't know this at first. I was like, yo, what the hell? I was like, no, dad, my dad was like, no, don't worry. It's just a toy. Yo, you know what we got to talk about? What? We got to talk about the Colosseum, bro. Oh, yeah? What do you know about it? Remember in ancient Rome, they had, you ever watch Gladiator? Yeah. Yo, you know what's so crazy? If you really bag it, one of the first sports ever was fighting or just like
killing each other which is crazy yeah imagine because we kind of have that with like we we we want we want to see action right yeah yeah like in our in our human minds we want to be entertained with action we want to be entertained with violence that was cool to us yeah yeah so imagine like back then they really had people fighting in
in these circles. Yeah, fam. To the death. Yeah. With swords or whatever. Now it's UFC. Yeah. So, they took kind of that concept and over years, over years, and over years, it transformed into a fighting sport where it's civilized, you know? Yeah, civilized. Definitely more respect. No one's dying. But imagine, like you can see
a live fight like that to the death. That'd be crazy to see. Yeah. You know, I wanted to, if I ever had a kid, I wanted to name her after a Greek god. Yeah. Yeah. Some Zeus type thing. No, but I used to be really into... I used to be really into the Greek gods. Yeah. Did you ever read Rick Riordan? No.
Oh he was Like Percy Jackson Oh Percy Yeah he's the author He's the author of those books Oh word I used to be so into Like all of those Like Greek mythology Yeah yeah And like the Hydra Oh the Hydra Oh my gosh Like Medusa Yeah The centaurs and all that Medusa scared me still Medusa was like Nah I'm not gonna get into that Yo You just have to think though Where would these Stories come from right Yeah Like someone so creative Came up with these stories And convinced the whole population About them
Like they used to do Off Like it's a religion Yeah They used to do offerings To Zeus Right? Yeah And how did they come up With these like
these little theories or like these concepts that this would bring this this would bring that personal experience but like at the same time i don't know if it was made up it may be that's that's that's the whole no exactly that's what i'm saying yeah because what if there's some real experiences they had yeah but from what what they've seen and what they took from that they made they made it into this this is their perception of it yeah but to make a crazy story like that's some out of the blue out of the world stuff that they're trying to
convince people to see that's kind of you have to be kind of insane to try and convince people to see that it's not that convince them but
Because they don't know any better. I guess, yeah. I mean, they don't know any better. It's like the cult thing. Yeah. That's how cults get people. They target the people that they don't know any better or they're very damaged or they're looking for a home. I think you said the exact same thing in the last episode. I did? Yeah. Oh, shit. Because we were talking about Jim Jones. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you ever have those things on...
One thing popped up that really scared me that I have to try and change in 2020 is your daily average on your phone, fam. Oh, yeah. Bro, that shit popped up. It was 10 hours. Damn, 10 hours? See, but the thing is, I was like...
I can't really get off of this because at the same time, it's how I run my business. It's how I do. It's how I do stuff. It depends what you're doing on there. Yeah. So like the debate is like, yo, it's social media, like a tool type thing. Yes. A hundred percent. It's a tool, but it depends what you're doing on there. If you're just going on there, like watching porn, then like, yeah, I mean, it's just a distraction. Yeah. It's a distraction. Have you ever heard of the thing? The Apple logo theory? Oh, with Adam and Eve. Yeah. The Apple. So the Apple is supposed to, the,
bit the bite on the apple is supposed to symbolize the adam and eve eating out of the forbidden fruit right and that shit and you know what the apple is yeah it's technology right no the apple's knowledge yeah the knowledge yeah because what what do smartphones and computers do they give us knowledge exactly so i was like yo that's kind of crazy so biting into that apple is like
getting that knowledge and that's what they attached it to subconsciously yeah and the dark like super dark thing because you know in terminator you said before like technology was like the downfall of man right yeah technology is like some dangerous evil technology that will just be the fall of man because because we're too busy looking at our screens yo you know what
I think it's inevitable anyways. Here's what I think, right? I think we're already cyborgs in a sense. Like guinea pigs type thing? No, we're already cyborgs in a sense that we already, part of life is technology. Oh, yeah. I mean, just like a raccoon has a nest. Like a bird has a nest with branches. Just like a turtle has a shell.
low-key we have technology and we use it every day it's part of us now it's almost like we're cyborgs for some people what's the first thing they do when they wake up pick up their phone exactly we're already we're already attached to technology and that's not gonna change it's only a matter of time till that technology is part of our body part of us like a symbiosis yeah symbiosis
Yeah, but that's facts though. But yeah, that shit was crazy because I was reading about it and I was like, Terminator 2. Why did everyone die? Because of technology. So I'm scared, fam. The AI. Artificial intelligence. Artificial intelligence is gonna...
Every second, it's getting greater and greater. Yeah, every single day, every single year, every single century. Yeah. Greater and greater. Look, past 10 years, how much things change. Past 20 years, look how much things change. What was happening 20 years ago? We didn't even have the iPhone yet, right? Yeah, we didn't have the iPhone, I don't think. Yeah, fam. Yeah, we didn't even have... Everyone was still using CDs. Before, if you wanted to search something up, you would have to go on your little big-ass computer, type it in, and wait. Yeah.
wait like 30 minutes for it to pop up yeah now if social media has just become like our attention span is just totally destroyed because if that shit doesn't load in two seconds i'm on another app exactly yeah you know because we're so we're so used to everything at an instant now instant bro and now it's only going to get better so those those times those wait times yeah they're cutting even shorter yes so we're getting it's just like watching an old tv okay
look at look at your old tv from like years ago that was pretty good for its time and when you watch it like you don't have any trouble now when we go and watch on these 4k tvs right yeah it's so nice it's so amazing right and then we get used to it like right away we get so used to it so quickly and then if we try to go back and downgrade it's like what is this we notice it's so quick yeah it why is this running at like 3k like that's
even from 720 to 1080 like you can tell right yeah like like our first youtube video you're like no we can't put this shit in 720 this has to be yeah shit used to be on 480 we used to watch youtube on 480 but that's what it used to be the norm prime yeah that used to be the norm yeah but now we're so used to everything has to be 1080 everything has to be 4k yeah and if we try to go back to those like it's just not the same yeah
And social media, bro, like for anyone that's on social media a lot, that's just not real life, bro. Like even like I know half people can get like egos on there. Bro, even though you have 600 followers, whatever followers you have, treat everyone like with respect. Exactly. Yeah. Because a lot of people get big egos like that. I experienced that. But, you know, I did as did because I thought a thousand followers. I'm sick like that. No, bro.
In real life, none of the social media shit does not happen. Social media is just... Has created a life of just... Perfection.
they don't in social media you're not going to post any of your like your things no because because people don't realize everything on social media is what we want you to see what we want you to see exactly all that all that stuff even filters fam that's why everything looks perfect but nothing's really perfect i was reading up on filters filters are dangerous because now that's becoming that beautiful oh it's clear skin yo you know what's even crazier bro what so you know those those filters where you can put another face on somebody oh yeah fam
They're starting to make porn with filters like that to put someone else's face on a porn actress. That's... That is... It's crazy, bro. It's crazy. So imagine like the malicious shit people would do. Yeah. It's fucked up. And then you can even think if they can do this with that, then they can do this with news, bro. What do you mean? They can make fake news. Oh, yeah. That's already going on. Yeah. Like you never know like shit. But the fake news is becoming more advanced than you... Fam, they can frame you
With filters now. Take that in. Oh, that's facts. Imagine they kidnap somebody. Oh, shit. What if they kidnap somebody and then they put a filter on somebody else and pretend it's them for years? You're evil. Imagine. You're evil that you thought of that. No, that's crazy. That's crazy. Because that's what technology can do now. And that's really a possibility that shit could be like that. God damn.
Imagine someone's being held against their own will and then they're doing stuff with their face without their permission or without their consent. Technology, bro. Scary, bro. Soon we're going to have those warp things where we're just going to have a gun and it's going to warp us. Oh, like in Rick and Morty? Like a portal gun? Yeah, the portal gun. You gotta watch Rick and Morty, bro. I know. You gotta watch it. That's my favorite cartoon ever. Okay, bet.
Deadass I'm a deadass catch up Yeah You gotta watch it You gotta watch it But yeah that shit Technology is literally Like a superpower now bro Like if you have The right technology like that Superpower Yeah If you're a hacker right now
Like, shit, you're actually... You're a superhero. You're a superhero. You're like a superhero. Yeah. Because you can do things that nobody else can do. Yeah, exactly. What's a fucking one superpower that you would want? One superpower that I always want? Okay, I have a number one superpower ever. It's teleportation. I could agree with that. That was probably my first answer. That's your answer? Yeah. Because you could imagine going...
yeah i'm not late to this no you can teleport and imagine you're in a street fight you teleport all around this guy oh my god bro yeah nah that's sick though uh what else you're a real life shinobi bro no that's actually facts and then like shit you want to go on a vacation boom just like that yeah vacation yeah teleport anywhere that's kind of like time traveling though time traveling that would be my second one but the thing is that even a superpower though i consider it a superpower okay so time traveling is different because i low-key don't want
The power of time traveling, like the responsibility of it. Cause then shit's on you, bro. Like you can change shit.
That will alter the universe. You can show them that Nike chain in like the 60s. Too early, yeah. And they'll be like, oh my god, what is this? Like you can drop a cell phone too early in like, let's say, like the 1800s. And then right now, we would all be like full-on robots. Yeah. Cyborgs type things. Like shit would be so different. I would probably become invisible too. Invisible? Invisible would be sick. When? Imagine just robbing a robot. That's an interesting one. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Imagine being invisible and just like,
nah this is just the trolling me this is to be like yo I'm gonna tap someone and they'll be like oh my god or know what people are thinking in their minds mind reading that would be so cute lowkey I don't know if I want that though
I don't know if I want that. Because it can be dangerous because what if people are just talking shit about you and that just gets broken down to you. Yeah, like you... I don't really want to know what... Because then life's boring, low-key. Yeah. Life is kind of boring if it's like that. That kind of makes sense. But that would just be cool like, yo, what theory is Carlos thinking? Yo, but you know what I... I always contemplate. Yeah. Would you ever want to live forever like Wolverine? Oh, that's a good question. To be honest, no. Nah, right? No.
because there's a side of me that does but I'm not in that position so I don't know yeah I mean because Wolverine always has that arc where he's outliving his friends he's outliving his family and he has to always see these funerals and he has to always see these deaths and shit goes by he's still there but shit goes by yeah
But at the same time, there could be this bright side to that where you can just be helping everybody throughout the years. Like you're helping this person become this and they ended up being that. Like let's say you helped out Gandhi or you helped out Muhammad Ali and you helped out all these different people. And then you can just look back and like all of these people that you helped out.
because you lived forever but would you stay the same age yeah i think so okay like that's what it is it was the same age like right now let's say let's say you just live forever right now as me right now i wouldn't because then it's just changing life as in this is what life is now i want to just go through the cycle you know because my mindset right now is oh you live and then you die yeah that's how it's supposed to go but if you got the superpower would you take it
If someone said to me right now, if you drink this bottle, you'll live forever. I'll live forever at this age right now. Yeah. At this age, you'd be like a vampire.
it's hard because right now my my mindset right now i would drink that i would i would but that's just me i was like okay that's cool because i'm well but i'm not looking at all the responsibilities or all of like the shit that can come back from that yeah because you can really just get lonely bro because that's a huge thing that's always said in like all the vampire movies all of the the superheroes that live forever yeah they always say they get lonely and shit and then like yeah they're living life
Yeah, exactly. But at the same time, you could find a purpose within that. But I feel like no, life is a one-shot thing. Yeah. Like you live it.
you find your purpose through that life and then you die happy you know what i mean but it's gonna be really hard to like i don't know should i uh you know what i mean you know what i mean if someone said okay you're gonna say i'm gonna think hello i'm gonna think hello if you stay 20 all your life i wouldn't even want that because 20 is not even a sick age 20 20 we're kind of going through it we're kind of maybe 21 21 i think like 2023 when we're i'm established type thing yeah i would kind of live that no but you can be established because you live forever though
That mean? I guess. That's why I'm sorry. Look, if you live forever, it's literally, you don't have to do anything anymore. Because you live forever. No, but see, that's the thing. What do you mean you don't have to do anything anymore? What if you just become poor and you're poor forever? No, you don't have to be poor forever because you live forever. There's infinite possibilities of you coming back.
Because you live forever. Bro, you're not getting the... I'm just thinking like you're just living life and you're staying the same age the whole time. You're staying the same age but it doesn't mean you can't do things. I guess. You're not living this life forever. You're living life forever. If you're talking like that right now, I would 100% do that. That's what I'm saying. I would go and
And start a business. Like whatever business I wanted. That I wanted to do. That I didn't have time for. Because then if I'm staying the same age. I'm going to just go back. Okay. But here's the catch now. Yeah. After all that's done. Would you still be happy with your life? Hell no. Exactly. Because you fulfilled your purpose. Yeah. And then it's like. Oh. And then you can't die anymore. Oh. That sucks. I think. I think. If. If. You do live forever. Yeah. There's going to be a point where like. You're going to try and kill yourself. But you can't. Fuck. And low key. That's going to be more scary. Yeah.
then on the way to death because like you're trying to get there but you can't it's like you're trapped yeah i would never want to be in that mental yeah state no that's that's it's kind of deep still it's kind of that's a good question to ask though well would you want to stay this age at the same time i'm like no because right now it feels it would feel great yeah because right now it feels great yeah we're still young you know you still want to live your life get getting that unlimited immortal ammo that you you have
You can do a lot at this age. But like, you never know until you're in that position. Just like Mike Tyson said, Mike Tyson said, people say money will bring you happiness. But Mike Tyson said, they think that because they don't have a lot of money. Yeah. Or they didn't have that amount of money yet. Yeah. A hundred percent. Because if you have all of this money, if you have like everything you ever wanted. Yeah.
Now you have everything you ever wanted. What now? Yeah, just like the shoe story. Once you got all your shoes, you're not fulfilled anymore. And it's just like living forever. If you live forever, you fulfilled your dreams. You did everything you want. You fulfilled your purpose. Now, that shit could be really depressing. But there's a flip side, like I keep saying. If you try and fulfill other people's purposes, and you become this thing that just helps everybody else. Yeah, that's why I said, I'll be right. You end up being like a ghost on this world. Life is a one-shot thing.
You go through life trying to do that. Yeah. If you have a hack, it's not fun no more. You feel me? Yeah. If I can, if I have more years in my life, obviously I'm a, I'm a, I'm a win the game, but then winning the game with a hack, that,
Exactly. That's not fair. It's like playing GTA with all the cheat codes. With all the guns and... It gets boring. It's so fun. It's so boring. It's so fun for like five minutes. Yeah. And then it's so boring. Exactly. If you have everything, bro. Yeah. That's some real shit. I didn't even think about it like that. Yeah. So if anyone's wondering what it's like to be rich, go on GTA, put out all the cheat codes, and then play the game. Be happy for your cool 10 minutes. Yeah. Trust me. It gets boring. Yeah, I'm telling you.
And that's exactly, that's kind of like what life would be like if you had unlimited everything. That's why, I think in the deleted episode we said that too, like rappers, when they get at the top, they get lonely fam. Yeah. Some real deep shit. I don't know. Who's your favorite superhero though? My favorite superhero? Probably Deadpool. Deadpool, yeah, yo.
I knew Deadpool back when I played Ultimate Alliance. Nobody knew who Deadpool was at the time. Because I was in like... I was grade 2. Yeah. Because he wasn't like the typical superhero. Yeah. You know? Because he's just... He's like kind of a troll type thing. You know why I liked him so much? Yeah. Because he had...
Katanas and he had guns. And that was my favorite. That was my favorite. That's why I liked him so much. He had the whole arsenal. Yeah. But I would tell people, oh, I love Deadpool. And they're like, who's that? I like Spider-Man. I like Superman. But Deadass, because I played Ultimate Alliance in the first game. Oh, yeah. Right? That was my favorite game ever because I love comic books, right? Yeah. I collect comic books for a long time. I was collecting comic books. And...
i used to get like the deadpool comics right and people wouldn't know when deborah was like oh he's not right can i have your spiderman comic though right because everyone grew up on spider-man it was only until the deadpool started showing up in movies and it started showing up in shows
and like bigger games and like oh okay this guy's pretty cool and now he's like this huge now he's like a staple he's like oh Spider-Man Deadpool Batman you know what I mean cause I think he's like the most unfiltered superhero there is cause he said he's funny he's funny and the fact that he just it'll go from funny to like a killing scene yeah that's so sick to me
And it's exactly like that in the comics too. Yeah. Like he breaks the fourth wall. He says all this bullshit. It's like bullshit serious. Yeah. It's a perfect mix. The superhero that I hate the most, Captain America. You don't like Captain America? No, bro. I feel like he's stupid overrated. You know what? Captain America started as...
What was it? Propaganda. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, as the United... Something United States, right? Yeah, for World War II. He started as war propaganda. Yeah. And then they just made it into the thing? Mm-hmm. They used him as a mascot to sell war bonds. Yeah. And then eventually they ended up making a comic book about him. Yeah. And that's how he became that superhero. If you get his shield... Bro, what does he have? His hands, fam? No, but he's like a superhuman, though. He is? Yeah, he's a superhuman. He has super strength and he has super stamina. Oh, I didn't know that. He's like the ultimate athlete. He's like LeBron times 20. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah.
So he can fight crazy and shit like that. And he's super smart, I think. What's that debate of like the Marvel versus the DC? Furious something? What? The Furious 4? Fantastic Four? Fantastic Four or something? Fantastic Four is Marvel. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. Fantastic Four was sick too. That was one of my favorite superhero movies, actually. It's hella underrated. Yes. Fantastic Four is not talked about enough. Yeah, it's actually pretty good for its time. For its time. It's dope as fuck. X-Men 2. I got the game. Yeah, X-Men. Oh my. I got the game. I got the memorabilia.
Yeah, the claws. I used to put forks in my fingers to pretend I had Wolverine claws. I think every kid did that at lunch table. Or like chopsticks. You used to have the chopsticks. At one point in the time of your life, you did that. Yeah. But yeah. And I used to, going back to Assassin's Creed, I used to put like a ruler in my sleeve and pretend it's a hidden blade. Bro, chill. Me and my friends used to do that all the time. Yeah. Even like when I went paintballing, I pretended like I was Snake. Metal Gear? Yeah.
Yeah, that shit hurts, bro. Thank God we never went paintballing with you. Why? I ducked that motive so many times, fam. I don't know if you already talked about it. No, definitely, we did definitely talk about this. But Carlos, Carlos texted me. Yo, you trying to go paintballing? Please, everyone say no. It's like, yeah, cancel. Yes.
Bro, because when you're a kid, you went to those baseball games, right? I remember those micro balls. I got hit with a micro ball. I swear, I wanted to cry. With the micro ball, yeah. Because it travels so fast. No cap, when you're a kid, it hurts. It hurts, man. I wasn't used to that pain yet. I got shot in the ass like five times. Yeah? Bro, it hurts so bad because I was running for the flag. It was one of those moments of like, I'm brave. I'm going to go for it. So I went for it.
And I went for the flag. Right in my ass. And then like... No, that's facts. Oh, Capture the Flag. You guys were playing that? Yeah, we were playing Capture the Flag. I wanted to play that. But you know those... What's really sick are those outdoor paintball stadiums. Yeah, that's where we played it. We played in the outdoor. I've always wanted... Oh, fun. The field I played at, they had like a city. They had like a town. And then the forest. Yeah. It was huge. It was so huge. Do you remember... That just brought me back. Do you remember AirCon? It's like that...
Place where you go for birthdays air zone with that big trampoline that you that slide trampoline that you went down Like all the trampolines and balls. No, I don't know it's air zone, right? I think so. I don't know sky zone some shit like that Yeah, something like that, bro. Yeah, I remember just going down that slide. It would be a war up there Hop in my nostalgia bag I totally forgot the name of it. I remember um
In Woodbine, Woodbine Mall. I don't know if people know about this one. Okay. For the Canadians out there, if you ever went to Woodbine Mall, please tell me you know this. I think I know what you're about to say. So, there used to be like this jungle gym aerial playground. And they had foam shooters. Foam cannons. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like one side had one and the other side had one. And there's hella like foam balls. And we'd have to go to each other's. Full out war zone. Yeah. Yeah.
and then they took it out yeah but for for a couple years i think this was when i was what like five i was like five years old for a couple years they had it off it was great it was like one of the most fun i ever had like yeah at a playground yeah fam do you remember when mcdonald's looked like a kid's shop yeah they used to have the huge playgrounds and shit no and there was a tv and you would have you and your friend oh yeah and you would play mario tennis i mean uh that the
the paper mario bro those times oh my god yeah and you get the oily ass controlling yes yes so fucking oily because kids back then did not care about cleanliness facts yeah i wish i i look you want to find one of those old screens that they had on it and sell that would go for a lot put it in my room that'd be so dope yeah imagine yo you know what i really want i want like an arcade cabinet like in my room what do you mean like you know those retro arcade cabinets
Like when you go to an arcade and do arcade machines. Arcade machine, you know, with a joystick. Oh, yeah. The big TV thing. Yeah. I want one of those in my room, bro. Oh, my cousin has it where it's like this and you play with the joystick and it's like Pac-Man. Oh, it's a table. He has a table one. Oh, that's dope too. With a clear screen. Yeah. It's so fun. That's fire too. Yeah. I want one of those like wood cabinet ones. Yeah. But I'm just on Kijiji looking for like antique stuff to put in my house and stuff like that. So I wanted to get like a cool...
Bubble gum machine from like really old and one thing I'm trying to find is like a coca-cola like chair or table. Mmm Yeah, that's dope. Let's go chair would go. Yo, you got to be careful with that secondhand stuff Why so I can tell you story right now. Okay, so I found this um, there's like old Japanese plaque right a black from from value village at their store Oh, yeah, and then I put it in my room and
And ever since I put it in my room, I was getting like these weird dreams. Like I was getting really like, like scary kind of type of dreams. I would be like alone in a forest or I would be alone in like a house or I would be alone in like something. And that was ever since I put that shit in my room and then I took it out of my room and I stopped getting those dreams. So I'm like,
what was the plaque what it was what do you mean like was it just like it's it was supposed to say like happiness and something in in katakana or something i don't know like hiragana or something like that and then or kanji actually yeah and then um i put that in my room and i thought it was cool yeah but then i started getting dream like damn what if what if this thing that i have like i took like brings this energy brings that energy
And then you go back and look at when they took King Tut's tomb. That shit was cursed. Everyone that was part of that got sick or died. Wow. So what do you think about people taking things that's not meant to be for them? And there's bad spirits on it? Yeah.
100% that's why when you told me whoever is a guest in this room you'll feel so comfortable because Carlos zens this whole thing everyone's facing everything's facing one way he told me I'm like yeah because as soon as I walk in this room I feel mad comfortable like good spirits are with me so yeah I do believe that if you're not supposed if that's
doesn't belong to you, you shouldn't take it. I think there's certain things that bring energy and you have to be careful like what you're actually doing. Especially old stuff too. Yeah, especially old stuff because you never know who owned it. Yeah. Because what's that movie that...
um chucky i think chucky was an old doll that you're not supposed to take out of the the case yeah yeah yeah and so when that take when they took it out of the case all the bad spirits spread so yeah not chucky came to life and murdered people yeah so that's the bad that's how you chucky was the first one i was scared of bro he's the first fucking like horror movie i ever watched i don't like dolls anymore just yeah ever since chucky oh wait is that deadpool chilling right there yeah that's my deadpool oh shit
I got this when I first went to Comic-Con. I think I went to Comic-Con grade 7. Okay, we have to hit a Comic-Con. Once I get all my comics... When they open, though. Yeah, yeah. I wanted to go this year. Like a fan expo or a Comic-Con. Low-key, I've always just wanted to cosplay. It's a little Deadpool. All the cosplayers are so sick, fam. Yeah. They go stupid hard. And I put it in my bread toast. Because it matches Deadpool. Hardo. Carlos is always into all that stuff. I want to collect more retro toys. Or like...
90s Marvel action figures. I really want some, but I can't find them anymore. You know what I do have a lot of? All the old Happy Meal toys. Oh, I used to have some too, bro. Like all the games? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Sonic games? Yeah, the Sonic games. The Sonic game went so hard, bro. So fire, so fire. And I kept it. I was like, Mom, we can't sell this because...
In a long time, this is going to be worth it. Yeah, and it is. It is. Right now. Some of them go for like $50. Fam. $50 for that? Yeah. It doesn't even have to work. They just want it in their presence. Yeah, facts. And then remember when cereal boxes used to have toys, bro? Yeah. I remember there was this one cereal box with, I think, Frosted Flakes. They had an Xbox collab. Yeah, yeah. And it had a mini Xbox that you can play. I had the same one. I had the same one. Bro. I swear I bought all the Frosted Flakes just to get this. Yeah.
I remember my cousins came over to my house and this is when I didn't have any PlayStation, any game, any nothing, right? So, it's like, yo, I got an Xbox. Pull it out, it's like this little Xbox shit.
You're like, "No bro, stop calling me bro." "Oh my god, what?" Yeah, they're so amped. They're like going like, "Where? Where?" I mean, not right there. No, but that reminds me of the Pawn Stars fan. Pawn Stars is so funny. Oh, I used to love that show, bro. They would be like, "Yo, how much do you want for this?" And then the guy would be like, "I'll give you like $2 for that." Yeah. It's like some antique $5,000. "I'll give you $100."
But yeah. Cause they know what they're doing, eh? Cause they're real businessmen. That's the businessman in that. You gotta watch it. There's two ways to watch it. You can watch it, you're rooting for them or you watch it, you root it for the seller. Right? And then if you watch it as like a business perspective, yeah, these guys are getting deals on certain antiques and shit. Yeah, for sure. It's dope to watch it in like that perspective too. That's why they get like professionals. So the professionals kind of like clear it all off. Yeah, they're like, all right, this is this. This is how much it's worth. This is how much I'll offer it.
And the guy who offered like $100, but it's actually $5,000. He can't say nothing now. He shut up. He's like, all right, all right. But he kind of plays it off because that's the businessman. Exactly. That show and you ever watch Auction Hunters?
Oh, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy was my favorite. Bro, it wasn't Storage Wars, though. Storage Wars was the other one. But Auction Hunters, this was on Spike TV. They had, like, maybe two seasons. Yeah. And they did the same thing. They would buy, like, storage units. Bro, there was this one episode. Yeah. They bought a storage unit, and they found Cold War files. No. Yeah, they found Cold War files. About the Cold War, like, America versus Russia in... Oh, shit.
during the Cold War bro they found these files and they only showed they only showed the footage for like maybe 5 seconds bro they couldn't even show it I think that happened on Storage Wars too yeah they found something like that all the old antiques or like any secret government stuff shut down damn but yeah but yeah that Dave guy yup yup yup that guy was my favorite yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
those guys get paid yeah if you because i remember if you go on fiverr you can you can actually hire one of those auction oh that's dope that's dope they make bare money because it takes a certain voice you know it takes a certain voice for that yeah oh you know what was something i watched yeah uh they were on reddit and they tried to make a thousand dollars by working the jobs that no one else would and so one job was that he had to dress up
as like a king and role play yeah for like uh game of thrones uh cosplay music yeah so he had to be like welcome everybody i was like yo this is crazy and he got paid for like the hour yeah and it's crazy like that's yo you know what i want to do what i really want to be a voice actor for something
Like that's lowkey one of my dreams I feel like I have more of a character actor than you Cause you have like a I feel no I can play a villain though You're a villain? You're a villain? Oh my god You would perfect that villain Yeah my sister says I have a good um You don't watch Naruto right? I do watch Naruto I started watching it You know the 9 tails? Yeah 9 tails So my sister said I have a good like 9 tails voice Naruto Oh you're Nah nah nah nah Drink it
No, please hire this guy. Bro, I was dead ass not ready for you to say that, fam. I swear, I thought a demon came out you, fam. Because my voice can do that, right? My sister tries to do it, she can't do it. It's only like... Because my voice is like hella... No, no. Now zoom in. Editor, whoever's editing this, zoom into my face when Carlos did that. I was like this. I was like...
I got scared. But I'm only good at those deep voices. Yeah, yeah. No, if I was ever a cartoon voice, I would be like... You could be a main character. You could be a main character. I would be like a squirrel. Over the hedge. Hey guys, hey guys, let's go. Yo, you could be the squirrel. Hey guys, hey guys, let's go, let's go. Oh my god.
No, no, no. Oh, what was that? That remind me too. That squirrel where it was like, they just got injured. It was really bad. Whoa, which one? There was just like these cartoons.
Like, it was so, like, grotesque. Like... Oh, um, Happy Tree Friends. Oh, my God. Yo, that was the first time, like, you've seen something on YouTube and you're like, whoa, I'm not allowed to watch this. That was equivalent to Robot Chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's, like, violent shit. Like... Oh, my goodness. Shout out Happy Tree Friends, bro. That scarred me for so... Because all I remember is this girl eye or something getting chopped up or something like that. And that was... As a kid, I was like, no, I'm never watching this again. But, yeah, fam.
voice acting coming soon i hope bro like that's low-key one of my dreams to just just do like a voice yeah we should do that just for fun because i make our own cartoon yeah because we can just go uh i remember bart bart and joe did this on from jk film yeah they went to a voice acting studio and just pretend yeah i gotta learn i gotta learn oh for sure like but once i learn and nail it i'm ready but
credit to the voice actors because it is really hard yeah because it's real acting that's real acting because if I start laughing during my set fam I'm not gonna take it seriously shout out Dante Bosco you know Dante Bosco oh um he does the voice of like Jake Long he does the voice of Prince Zuko and Zuko's son and you always hear his voice like everywhere yeah
Like in cartoons, you'll randomly hear a Don Bosco voice. Like the Filipino guy, yo. And shout out to the Filipino guy who did them. There's another Filipino guy who got hired to do Mickey Mouse, I think. Oh no, Bugs Bunny. Oh yeah, Bugs Bunny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, Filipinos are really taking over. Pinoy Prado here, bro. A lot. But yeah, that shit's crazy. Alright, let's end it here. But yeah.
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