EP.66 - ALL OF US ARE DEAD THEORIES, THE TINDER SWINDLER, & MIND CONTROL TECHNOLOGY
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So there was this a murder like a serial killer Okay, and they posted on tik-tok and it was just like lady dancing with like raggedy raggedy clothes and stained blood on the floor and it looked like a dirty ass mop in the background and

And it looked like under the concrete was something buried. Like it's fresh concrete. But covered over. There's like a bump. Yeah. It's like you were trying to cover something there. And it was on TikTok. It was on TikTok for like two weeks, bro. Really? And they took it down? They took it down. Well, what happened was it went viral.

And then people started making, you know that one, you know that one with the guy talking to the girl and super close. And then they had like a SWAT team cameo or like they duetted it. And then there's like a SWAT team. So they did the same thing. They memed it like that. They memed it like that.

They memed it. It went viral. And I'm pretty sure that shit was real. So they had to do a whole case and investigation on it. So TikTok unsolved the mystery. Maybe. That's crazy how a meme can do that shit. Yo, anything. A meme is...

A meme might be the most powerful thing in social media. It transcends time, bro. You know the big meme of the cowboy kid singing in Walmart? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he blew up, but now he's working in, like, Subway. Oh, really? But he had, like, his five minutes of fame. He could have capitalized on that, though. I think no matter what, if you blow up off a meme, you can easily make it to the top. Like, that's your chance to make it to the top. If you just take it. If you just take it. Look at Cashmere. Sorry, girl, bro.

- Made a living off that. - I would have never thought she'd still be relevant right now. - Yeah, big finessers. - Yeah, but how do you, okay, let's say you blew up off like a meme and shit. - Okay, okay. - How do you finesse it into a way and it makes it your career? - My career? - Would you have to run with the same content? - Yeah, for sure. Who was that, Boonk Gang? - Boonk Gang, yeah. - Boonk Gang was a big one. He ran with it, but then at the same time he built kind of his brand to where he had to transition to a good person now.

Oh, yeah. It was hard for him because he was getting backlash on all the shit that he did, right? But then he was like, oh, I'm going to follow the Lord's name now. I'm going to do all the Bible shit. And now he's kind of considered a good guy. Yeah, he is. He is. And I think...

It's dope when you see that kind of story unfold. Yeah. And I think that's why, that's why it's such a special story now because it shows like the good side of social media. For sure. Cause it goes through like the suit. Take in, I think stuff like that's going to go down in history. If you really, if you really bag it, cause social media never existed in the past. Yeah.

We haven't seen it. So do you think people like, let's say Boom Gang or Cashier Outside, all of these social media influencers will go down in history? Yes. Solidified in history. We should have a YouTube history book. Yeah, honestly. Honestly, I think that would be a thing. Yes, because remember at the end of every year, YouTube does a YouTube rewind? Yeah. That shit is so crazy to me because I'm like, damn, that really happened this year. Even though that was in January and it's December. I'm like, that's pretty fresh. Do you think they're ever going to make statues and shit of PewDiePie? Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, PewDiePie, maybe. They might, bro. Okay. If PewDiePie dies, they might make a statue of him. Okay, who's your... What's the mountain with the four faces on it? Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore. Who's your YouTuber? Mount Rushmore. That's a great question. That's a good question. I'm going to put Nigahiga. Okay. Ryan Higa. Yeah. For sure. Okay. I'm going to put...

I want to put PewDiePie just because he's the GOAT. Not necessarily like an OG though. Well, he is an OG in a sense. Yeah. I mean, I think PewDiePie has to be on the Mount Rushmore. Yeah, he has to. He's a GOAT. Who else though? Who else? I was going to say MrBeast, but MrBeast is still up and coming. MrBeast is new though. MrBeast is new. Come on, bro. But I guess, would you say we're still in the early stages of YouTube though? Yeah.

We're around like the gold era now. Yeah. Or not gold era, like silver age, not bronze age. Yeah, but I feel like it could be revived easily. If just someone just comes out with new content, just keep pulling out new content, people will move. Actually, no, never mind. I don't know. I think this generation likes shorter content. Because the attention span is not there. Yeah, attention span is not there. So the YouTube videos that do really good are the viral ones, but

it's like 10 minutes. Yeah, the fact that we don't see skit comedy on YouTube anymore is a sign. We don't even see skit comedy on TikTok anymore. Because Vine used to be the biggest. Remember King Bach with his like, oh, like the dark humor jokes? Yo, that's so true. Oh my God, that was the funniest like era. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now it's like you say something bad and it's like, boom, canceled. Yo, you know what skit comedy transitioned to now? What? Just those pictures with music in the back and then just like a caption. Oh,

- Oh, and the dancing. - Yeah, that's all it is now. - No, that really is. - Like a sound and then just like a caption and then them just like, dancing or whatever. - I know exactly what you're talking about. Nah, okay, but back to Mount Rushmore. - Yeah. - Who's your last two? - Oh, okay. So PewDiePie. - PewDiePie. - Who did I say again? - Einhiger.

Maybe Shane Dawson, honestly. Really? Maybe Shane Dawson, but I know he's like canceled though. Yeah. Maybe. Okay, maybe you can't say him then. I want to put, I want to put like a... It can be personal. It can be personal too. Damn, I want to put Smosh, but is it really? Smosh is goated. Smosh? Oh, fuck. Because they're not as relevant no more. That's the only problem. That's the only problem putting these...

Yeah, because it's like old and new. Oh, okay, okay, okay. If we're doing the Mount Rushmore for that time and we're saying that's like OG YouTube, I'm going to put Nigahiga, Roy William Johnson, Smosh. Roy William Johnson? Who's that? Bro! Okay, I'm going to show you the picture. What the?

- You remember Ray William? Ray William Johnson. - No, who? What did he do? - You're gonna know who he is. - Okay, okay. I probably will. - You'll know who he is. This guy. - Oh my God. - This guy's a go, bro. - I hated that guy for some reason. - What? - I never like watched him. - He was funny as fuck. - I never watched him. I thought he was corny. - No, he was funny, bro. - I thought he was so corny. - That guy's like the equivalent to the guy who did the fake kissing pranks. You know, the fake kissing pranks? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like I didn't like that guy.

Okay, but I'm for me for me. I'm gonna put them on my run Mount Rushmore, okay, and then I'm gonna put

I gotta put a gamer on there. I have a gamer in mind too. Who's an OG gamer though? I know who it is. Who? Well, this is my personal one, but Chris Move. Oh, Chris Move? Probably be Markiplier. Markiplier? Yeah, actually, oh shit. I forgot about Markiplier. I forgot about Markiplier. Okay, yeah, Markiplier. So mine would be PewDiePie, KSI, probably, what do you call this? Yeah, Nigahiga, and then a personal one would be Chris Move. KSI's a good pick too. KSI's a good pick. Fuck, even Logan Paul though.

I'm not a huge Logan Paul fan, but he does deserve a spot. He does deserve a spot. That's a good question though. That is a sick question. And then on the new Mount Rushmore, we could put Mr. Beast. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Mr. Beast. What do you call this? Do you think Mr. Beast will ever run out of ideas? With that much money? I don't think you can. No, but you have to back like he's doing the craziest of the crazy. That's the thing. Yeah. That's the thing. So if you're doing like the craziest stuff, you can never go back down.

Do you think, okay, this is a theory I have. Okay, okay. Do you think Mr. Beast has some, like, crazier ideas that he's just holding in the vault because he knows, like, he gotta push out the mid content first and then the crazy ones? Oh, like, the things that, like, appeal most to, like, viewers? No, not necessarily that, but, like, let's say, let's say something super mind-blowing. Mm.

But he doesn't put it out right away because he knows if he puts it out first, the other content is going to look lackluster compared to the new. For sure. I think he has to be strategic with that because again, if you top something, if you go crazy, crazy, you have to top it, right? Yeah. So... Imagine having a podcast with Kanye your first episode. How the fuck do you continue? Yeah, you can't. You can't. Yeah.

How do you continue that shit? Unless he's there all the time. But I mean, there's so much influence like how he did with Squid Game. And then boom, another viral movie comes out and then he can just recreate that. True. Like, you know, he can always just... Just like trends. Yeah, whatever's trending. And I feel like Mr. Beast is strategic enough to know what's trending because he's top of the top. Oh, for sure. For sure. He knows what's up. Exactly. And I think he has like a whole team too. Yeah. It's like a marketing team. Exactly. And I don't think he has like... He views his content as mainstream.

No, I'm not saying like anything is me. I'm not saying that I'm just saying like compared to the craziest idea He has in the vault cuz let's say let's say we had like an amazing episode with a guest Yeah, and then we do we hold on hold on to it. That's the thing. Do we hold on to it? I think it's just whatever our gut says cuz I feel like everything just happens for a reason if you if we release it today Then it is what it is, right? I guess so I guess so but I guess it's not the same in a podcast sense as in like a video sense video sense cuz that's like an

in like a series. For sure. It's different. It's different. But then, but then if you have a mid, a mid episode, it's like, it's like you want to top it next. It's more motivation for you. Oh,

So I feel like you can never go wrong with releasing a video because you can see how it does. Boom, just release a better one after that. Fuck, I think that's hard to do, bro. Because if you were Mr. Beast right now, what kind of idea would you have for a video? Honestly, I have no idea what I would even do. Just because he's done so much. A live fam? He could just do the... Just recreate the All of Us Are Dead movie and just be like, escape from zombies. A hundred people escape from zombies. And then they're all in a school. And then I brought seven of my friends.

In a high school to survive zombie apocalypse. There's a thousand zombies outside. Make sure to like the video. Yo, you know that one guy he does like the top 100. He's like Burger King foot lettuce.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Dog, I remember I used to watch the- That might- We might have to owe credit to that guy for some interesting facts. Because, bro, he was one of the pioneers. And I don't know what it is. I think it's his voice. No, it is. I think it's his voice that makes it good. It makes it better. Because if you're a monotone fam, I'm not listening to Top 100. But you can keep me entertained for 100 things. It's crazy. It's crazy. Today we're talking-

It's no it's so funny cuz like What the fuck is like one person died off a waterfall But it keeps you like it keeps you so engaged. Yeah, it's like it's like well, how is he gonna say the next one yo-yo So there's actually a theory that the certain way you talk is

Can trigger certain It can trigger It can trigger Attention Okay yeah It can trigger attention So um You know Damn Daniel Oh yeah Damn Daniel Damn Daniel The one who was like Damn Daniel The white vans Yeah So the guy's voice They did a study on it No Like they actually had Scientists and study his voice And they came back to him And said His The way he says shit Yeah

Makes people love it so much. And that's why it went viral. It's his voice that said it. That makes sense because he did it in a high-pitched voice, right? Yeah, yeah. Damn, Daniel. Yeah. You know Fred, right? The OG YouTuber? Fred, yeah, yeah. He's like...

Right you think that's why he's so popular because of this the shit He just says me that could be true too. That could be true, too But I think it's more for Fred. I think he's just cuz it's crazy. Yeah, like crazy content. Yeah, well annoying orange I just bagged that annoying orange - that's all I think I think we are attracted to that because we hear so much regular voices You know when you hear like a person with a weird like squeaker voice. Yeah Who said that? Oh, that's true Attention

You know who has a weird voice though? Who? You know Canelo? The boxer? Oh yeah. Yeah nah. Canelo. Most respect to Canelo cause he's the GOAT. He's the GOAT. But I watch Canelo on Sneaker Shopping. Hello I like this. Nah. He's on Sneaker Shopping and then Joel's like oh what shoes are those in this old ass picture of you? And he's like oh K-Swiss. Hahaha.

This guy sounds like Mickey Mouse, bro. It's actually funny too, bro. He's a go, he's a go. All respect to Canelo. All respect to Canelo, bro. But Manny Pacquiao's too. Oh, Manny Pacquiao, yeah. His accent. His accent. I love the Philippines. This one? Oh, wrong one. I love my family.

Like the interviews are so jokes, man. Just straight up that. Bro, but you can't knock him though. That's the thing. You can't knock him because he can beat your ass. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can't touch him. And I remember I saw this picture. It was like of... I think it was Jackie Chan. Yeah. And Jackie Chan used to wear like lingerie or something. Not lingerie. But he was wearing... He was wearing pretty much Cardi's fits before Cardi. Like netted. Netted kind of sus looking. You know what I mean? Yeah. And the meme was...

You can you can clown him all you want. Yeah, but he'll beat your ass. So you can't really tell him nothing Yeah, that's true. Right same with um, I think oscar de la joya. Okay, same shit He was like he dressed in like lingerie or something. Yeah, but he can beat your ass, bro Yeah, canelo canelo's um mexican and oscar too, right? They're both. Yeah, they're both mexican But you know why canelo's named canelo or you know what canelo means? No, so canelo is actually spanish or it's like a nickname for cinnamon

Really? So he has red hair. He has red hair. Cause he's a Mexican dude, but he looks like Scottish. Yeah. I'll tell you this fucking funny story. Yeah. So my, we were at a family jam, right? And all the cousins are coming in and coming in. Right. And, and my, one of my cousin is like this short chubby Filipino, right? With like a faux hawk and tattoos. Right. So he looks Mexican. Right. So this is, this is, this is how I knew like half my neighbors are fucking racist. Right.

So listen, listen. So he comes in the party mad as shit. I'm like, bro, calm down. What happened? He's like, bro, the white guy over there just asked me, yo, do you do lawns? I'm like, fam, out of nowhere, why would you ask a guy walking, do you do lawns? Damn. My dad and I are dying. My dad is like, bro, you look... I was like, yo, you do look...

She just played along, fam. She just played along. He was mad, bitch. He's like, what the fuck do I look like to you, bro? I'm Filipino.

- Oh my God. - Nah, but it is true. Like Filipinos, dead ass are just like Mexicans bro. - But Filipinos, I think Filipinos can get confused for a lot of different things. That's a problem 'cause we technically look mixed bro. - Yeah, I know. - Some Filipinos, they look mixed mixed. - Yeah. - Right? 'Cause we look Spanish, we look Chinese sometimes. And you can even look like, you can look Caribbean. - A lot of, no, just trust me, in the winter, like right now, we're mad pale. - Yeah, we're mad pale right now. - But you look back into the summer episodes,

you see me 10 i was damn near hawaii yeah that's that people thought it was hawaiian for a while i'm like nah i'm not sure that that's why i remember i was in um i was in hawaii i think i told this before okay i was in hawaii and this white couple came up to me they're definitely tourists i'm a tourist too though yeah so they came up to me like oh do you know how to get to this they've pulled out a map you have to get to this to this to this yeah i'm like

I'm a tourist here too. I don't know. Oh my god. Oh my bad. My bad. It's like you probably do get that a lot in Hawaii, huh? Yeah. I feel like any Filipinos though because Hawaiians look Filipino. Yeah. They straight up look Filipino. That's true. That's true. Also, there's a theory actually. Okay. So, you know how Disney, they recently did Encanto, they did Moana, and they did Raya. Okay. Right? So, there's a theory. Mm-hmm.

that, yo, I don't know if you bagged this, but there's a lot of like Filipinos that work in Pixar. Do you know this? I didn't know. That's why, that's why, do you remember the Nemo? Yeah, we're getting, oh no. Do you remember the Nemo theory? Yeah, yeah. So, so P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, P Sherman. Yeah. P Sherman is actually inside joke with the Filipino like workers at Pixar. P Sherman is fisherman with a Filipino accent in Nemo. P Sherman, yeah, yeah.

That was funny to me. Yeah. So there's a theory that there might be working on project. This is like rumor, rumor. Okay. There might be working on a project with Disney. Yeah. That kind of ties in things we've seen from in console with the magic things we've seen with Raya, with the Asian influence and the dragons and things we've seen with Moana because it's a Pacific Islander side and it does deal with magic too.

because there's a lot of lore. There's a hell of lore. And the Filipino lore hasn't been really dived deep into yet. For sure. Yeah, that's true. I feel like us Asians, we were getting hated on, but now we stepped up our game. Because you know fucking Korean Netflix is crazy.

carrying right now. Oh, it's killing. It's carrying. It's killing it. First, they can do the Squid Game. Then they were, they did like, oh yeah, we can do reality TV show too. Yeah. They released Singles Inferno. Now the zombie movie, boom, they're killing shit. Even before that, Parasite won best film. Oh my God.

best picture at the oscars that's never heard of before a foreign film like that especially when you watch with subtitles yes are you crazy like that never happened before fam and you see all these people getting into anime yo love for the asians man we're we're getting up there we're getting up there yo did you see there's um there's a filipino there's a new filipino show called the exorcist yeah and it's like it's like comedy right because this was like a 5.5 on

Rotten Tomatoes it was shit. It was so funny. It was so funny. He's like the the girls in the bed, right? Yeah, he's like the guy was like what is your name? And he's like she states her name and then she's like oh blah blah at this on Twitter How many demons are in you right and she goes 35 plus 5 divided by 2

times two. And then she's a Filipino. Yeah. And then the guy was like, the people on the side are like, so how many is in her? The guy's like, one. After all those calculations. I think the first ever Filipino Tagalog movie that I ever watched. Yeah. They were all like stupid comedy like that.

Because my Lola's used to always put that in and it's always like the stupidest comedy stuff that The laughing the chipmunk the chipmunk is iconic all Filipinos know the chipmunk sound when they're laughing. Oh my goodness We don't have to put the sound effect. Oh my goodness. Y'all know what that is. Holy was very strategic was when I

I was little I only watched this one Filipino movie with like my parents right yeah and that Filipino movie was about a young kid having a baby impregnating a girl and having a baby oh yeah that stuck with me my whole life like I still remember how he pregnant either girl and then had like the hardest time trying to trying to get a job yeah and I'm really things like did my mom like plant that shit in my head like she wanted you watch it so you are yeah I know cuz I didn't have

You don't have to watch it. You know what? That could probably change your whole life, fam. A hundred. Little do you know, watching a movie like that when you're a kid can probably set up the rest of your life. Yes. And you just don't realize it. Asian parents will just bring it up. They're like, we're driving. Oh, yeah. Just use a condom, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes you can never take Filipino seriously. Why? You get me? Sometimes it's a little bit too, like, you don't know if they're laughing. You don't know if they're...

You don't know if they're serious. You don't know if like, you get me? Like, especially with my titos, they're mad or like they're joking around. Sometimes I can't tell. Yeah. Because they get emotional sometimes, but they're like still laughing, you know? You know, there's something about the Filipino flag when, because it's blue and red, right? Oh, I know this theory. Yeah. So blue means the country is at peace. But if the red is on top of the blue, that means the country is about to go into some war.

No, yeah, it's like it represents the blood. Yeah, so they want bloodshed. Yeah, they want bloodshed. That's dark. Yeah, I know. Also, did you know the reason why all the flags are backwards on military uniforms? You ever realized that? No, I didn't. So American flag backwards, Philippines flag backwards on all of their troops. Yeah. The reason why is because they never want to show a flag retreating. So imagine if you had the flag right way up. Yeah. It looks like it's retreating.

But since you can imagine somebody holding a flag, they're running towards the enemy. The flag would look backwards. I remember I had one of them. This was like almost the times I thought I was going to die in the Philippines. Yeah. Because you know when there's tourists like with the designer bags. My mom had like a designer bag on. We didn't look like we're from the Philippines. We look like we're coming from Canada, right? Yeah. So we were in this like rich country.

not not rich area but we were the only rich ones there so we got off the bicycle and there was a guy taking a picture of us and before my mom turned around and saw him he got off on his motorcycle right oh so the following day yeah i think my uh uncle there called a military troop to surround or like have word yeah because they were gonna either abduct us or like kidnap

So you made like a border and shit? You got security? Yeah, we got security, technically. Yeah. Yeah, because they were just on the house. And I was like, why is everyone here? Why is everyone here? They're like, just be safe. Your picture is out there now. Oh. That's why it's so scary to go to the Philippines coming from Canada or coming from everywhere else.

Because you could be a target. Yes. That's why... Now when I go, you don't wear nothing that looks expensive. You know? That's like... You ever watch Tropic Thunder? No. What's that? It's like a funny... It's like a comedy with Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr. Yeah. So anyways...

Part of the story is they get dropped off. I think it's in Vietnam. I think. But it's like in this area where they have criminals. So there's like criminal militia. And

Ben Stiller gets locked up, but in the movie, he plays like an actor. Yeah. Like a famous actor. And it just so happens, they're all fans of him. Oh, really? So they didn't let him go. But they didn't let him go. Yeah. They're like, nah, you gotta perform for us. Wow. So imagine, imagine you go to the Philippines, right? Yeah. And there's such big Jumper Jump fans. They put a gun to your hand and they're like, tell me a theory. Yeah.

Nah, that's ultimate privilege, bro. That comes with the fame, you know? And you got to spit it through, like, right away. That reminds me of when Drake told YK Osiris to sing for him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he owed him, like, so much money. He's like, I'll pay off all your debts. Just sing for me. You know what YK did? He sang. He sang. Because I think he owed, like, 40 grand. Something like that. 75. Something, like, crazy. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

Okay, okay. Would you take it to that level and then just like, fuck the debt? Let me just expose myself? What do you mean? Do you have too much pride or would you just be like, just let me do whatever and pay off my debts? What would you do? Like to sing for Drake? No, like not necessarily sing for Drake because that's easy. Yeah, yeah. But if it was something that you really didn't want to do, let's say you had to do something embarrassing. Yeah. Super embarrassing on camera. Shit. Would you do that?

Would it be worth the money that you owed? Because it's forever. It's forever. I think I would do it, to be honest. You would do it? Yeah. So you would make a porno with a porn star for 75 grand? For 75 grand? Yeah. Male porn star. All right, bro. All right, good podcast. 75 grand? No, I said... No, not a male porn star. That's why I walked off. You just bang bust me.

You know when the guy comes in and there's like just male guys there? That's the most fucked prank, bro. I can't. I don't think, for me, I think I have too much pride. I don't think I would ever be able to do that, man. I don't think I would ever be able to do that. No, because you know, so there was these three girls, right? Yeah. That got swindled for so much money and they're in debt by, did you watch the Tinder swindler? No.

you gotta watch this so there's this guy right who fakes his whole lifestyle on tinder right and gets girls to pay for the next girl that he's going out with so it's like a ponzi scheme but tinder style it's literally like a pyramid it's a pyramid scheme so he'll take a girl out on a date the first date five star hotel so he the girl knows that he has a lot of money so he fakes that he's the son of a big

Diamond tycoon So he already has money All of his pictures Boats Luxury cars right So he'll fall in love with a girl And then he'll send a picture Of like His security guard

uh, like beat up. He's like, Oh babe, babe, my enemies are coming. Like I can't use my credit card no more. Like they're going to trace me through my credit card. Can you start a credit card for me? And then he finesses her. Yup. So this is what happens. There's in such a deep relationship and trust that the girl's like, yeah, don't worry. I'll take out a loan and send you money. I'll take it alone. I'll send you money. When, when he's telling her that, babe, I need more money for this business deal. He's partying with another girl from Tinder. Damn.

And then once that girl's done, he's using that girl's money. Yo, that's crazy. And they interviewed all the girls. They're like, fam, I'm $200,000 in debt. So she paid for her. And he paid for her.

Yo. Yeah. You have to watch that document. It's so fire. This guy's a genius. No, no. At first, at first, I didn't like him, but at the same time, that's kind of smart. It's smart, but it's definitely not ethical. It's so fucked up. That's fucked up, but that is smart though. Yeah. It's smart. That's genius plan. If he took that same energy and put it into a business...

Yo. You know what he's doing now? What? Because fam, they don't have no evidence on him. So he got put into prison for like 13 months and he was out. Why? How? He's back on Tinder. Oh shit. And you know he started because he got all this fame. He started a business account where he gives people business advice. What the hell? Yo. The girls are still in debt. 10K likes will buy his business advice. No, no. Fuck that. Fuck that.

We'll take a look at all his tactics, bro. 10K likes, 10K likes. We'll take a look. We'll take a look. When you and Josh were talking about biggest finessers, he's got to be there. He might be biggest finesser then. Oh, my. Imagine going to Dubai and being like, babe, my security guards, fuck, we need more money for the hospital bills. Bro. Bro.

See, it gets super fucked when you have somebody on a leash like that. Imagine you get into a relationship where they pay for everything. They pay for, let's say, you have to go to school and your dream is to be a doctor. And they're paying for your school. How do you go against their word? I know.

When somebody has you on a leash. Yeah, you gotta trust them. Bro. And then, I don't know. You watch Black Widow? Yeah. So they can like control their brains, right? Yeah. Take this in. There's actually technology coming out. Okay. That I can use my brain and control your arm. Oh.

Listen listen listen Yo, I know for real for real look at this look at this video This is actually this is messed up. This is messed up The craziest thing is this is old this came out this came out like I think two years ago look at this So he's putting on like the sensors for his arm, right? So it's his nerves And then Watch this, bro

Yo, she's controlling it. Look. Bro. That's against his will. That's six years ago? Six years ago. So the whole theory with this is if this is six years old. Yeah. Six years old, bro. Imagine what they can do now, fam. It's definitely like out somewhere where they're just testing it and it's like no more sensors. Exactly. It's like a sticker. Yo. Yo.

You never know. Oh my goodness. This can definitely go rabbit hole, but we're not going to go that route. We're just going to say, just imagine what they could do now. Oh my God. Imagine gets put in like a random sticker. Yeah. And then like you just put it on it. And then like I can say, like when we're at a family dinner, I'll be like,

And then you'll be like, to the parents. Bro, or even like your voice. Okay, that's fine. Your voice muscles, because this is a muscle. This is a muscle. It's all a voice box. It can make you say shit. You start speaking tongues, bro. No, at that point, we're just robots. We have no control of our bodies no more. What if the actual cyborgs we become isn't necessarily like robots robots where we have mechanics in us? It's just us. It's just our biomechanics manipulated.

So like a half zombie. Yeah. Yeah, so we still have our characteristics except we're just kind of like... Just like in... All of us are dead. Yeah, yeah. Yo! Yeah, I know. So half Z. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked. You want to go into theories? Oh yeah, I was going to. But I felt like it was too obvious of a transition. Just be like...

Sometimes I'll see the exit to the highway and I'll turn left.

Because I know you have some theories that I'm like, okay, tell me your theories, bro. Okay, first of all, I watched that in like a day. I don't know how you watch that so quick, bro. So fired. Like, I predicted it too. It's number one trending. I was so happy, so I had to watch it, you know? Since I'm the one who predicted it, I had to go and watch it myself. Yo, Gavin gets off to putting people on shit. Ha ha ha!

- Yup, yup. - No matter what it is. - Yup, yup. And when I see comments, I'm gassed. I'm gassed. So, okay, but one thing I didn't really realize, the whole time when they were running around from zombies, they only had one candy bar to eat. And I was like, how are they doing, how are they fighting off so much zombies doing all this like physical activity? - And they're starving. - With no water, which made no sense. Like it was day three and none of them were talking about food.

right? Don't rationalize it. Yeah.

- Yo, it's funny 'cause even sometimes when I watch like cartoons and shit, I tell myself, this is so fake. But it's just fun, it's just fun to say it. - And another thing that I really noticed that I'm just gonna keep rationalizing the movie, when half the time when zombies, they're not good fighters. Like, so a guy would just push him off and then they can run free. So how are you getting bit by a zombie that isn't really like that smart? Like, you know, if I was in that situation,

Half the time, you just duck and they'll miss you. But what if… What if they are that smart? They're just on like rabies mode, fam. Yeah, but rabies mode, you're wild. So you don't really… You can push… You can just push them out. No, but they're strong. Yeah.

Nah, I think I think you forget yo when we think of zombies, I think we all forget they're actual humans, bro Like they're as strong as humans if anything stronger because they have no sense of like pain. Yeah, that's true Okay, never mind cuz imagine trying to stop a rabid dog. Mmm. That shit is hard Yeah, now imagine the dog the size of you now imagine you Like I talk big up like oh I can survive a zombie apocalypse, but then I'm afraid to kill a spider on my wall feel me

It's all a mental thing. Yeah, it's all a mental thing. But I feel like zombies are just more scary because, I don't know, we view them as... Yeah, we just view them as easy to kill because that's what you see in the movies. Oh, the fucking... Greenam, the guy who hated the main character. Yeah, yeah. He always fell from buildings, but he kept coming back. He died...

Three times but kept coming back. But isn't he a half zombie? Yeah, he's a half zombie. Which I didn't get why they kept fighting him. Because he would just come back alive. They should just kept running. But here, I'll tell you some theories. So Chung San is still alive. This is the big one. This is the one that mostly everyone knows. So when he gets killed, right? He falls off a building with Gui Nam. Who's the one who's bullying him, right? Okay, so this is what happens.

So when he finally gets bit by the half zombie, he doesn't have a nosebleed yet. He has a nosebleed, but he doesn't fear it. One of his last sayings is, "I don't fear anything." Right? And he's telling the zombie, "I don't fear anything and I don't fear you." Right? And the virus, when people turn into zombie, it's related to fear because they're like, "Yo, 'cause they're scared." They're scared. They're like, "Oh my God, am I turning? Am I turning?" Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why he's not a zombie.

Oh, so he turned into a half zombie? Yeah, he's gonna stay as a half zombie and probably go in season two as... Oh, because his mind pushed him to become the half zombie. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So that means the girl, the president girl... Yeah. With the earphones... Yeah. Because she was so confident and she's such a nonchalant, like, fuck everything...

That means she's a half zombie because when she got bit, she didn't care. Yeah, she is. She didn't care about anything. That's why she was so fearless, bro. That's why she became a half zombie. And when he fell down from a building, this is the craziest thing. This is why he's still alive. When he ran and jumped and all the zombies fell down first, that's his safe spot. So all the zombies were running at him and fell, but they made a...

Oh, like a cushion. They made a cushion. So when they bombed the high school and they fell... Oh, it's covered. It's covered. It's covered. It's covered. Yup. And this is the last hint. When Namri jumped off the building in the last episode and they all turned, one of his best friend, right? He looked at...

- Oh, he saw him there? - Yup. In the field. That's the spoiler for season two.

Damn, oh we should've said spoiler alert first. Oh shit, my fault, my fault. My fault, my fault. You just put a sticker, put a sticker or something. Actually, if you haven't watched that, you deserve to be spoiled. Relax, it just came out, bro. This guy watches it right when it comes out, binges it, and one day he's like, fuck the spoiler alert.

okay but this is another one of my theories yeah this is my personal one so the main character girl yeah so when there's a really like short scene where a mouse is almost climbing up her shoe what right and it just ends yeah and nothing is said about that and the whole infection started with a mouse yeah so when um namri the half zombie and one of the last scenes jumps on her and about

about to bite her yeah she doesn't bite her you know why why because that main character girl is a half zombie already because the mouse already bit her oh zombies don't bite other zombies oh shit that's why yeah that's like walking dead where like if if you're covered in it yeah they can't sense your exactly exactly once you're bit they go to you but they don't bite you again damn that one that one is my own and i'm i'm proud of that one that's crazy that's crazy yeah yeah

Yeah, it's funny how he's spit off those things But it's fucked it's fucked how that all started with the doctor and his son with his son Yeah, I didn't I didn't really get that work. Can you explain that to me? Yeah, so his son was getting bullied Yeah a lot and he wanted his son to fight back, but he couldn't so that's why he tried to create like a serum Oh, that's why yes

Are you stupid? What the fuck? He tried to create a serum for him to fight back, but he turned him into a zombie. I totally missed that part. Yeah, that's the whole part. But it's okay. It's okay. What? Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, I know.

No, because I know he was in the hospital, but I didn't see... Wait, when is that explained? I think third, fourth. Oh, damn. You got to watch it again. Yeah, I missed that. I wasn't paying attention. I know. So that's why it's like... I believe that the doctor who created that is also a half zombie. Because when he got bit, he was still walking like a human. Mm.

If you're the creator of a virus, you know how to beat it. Yeah. You know? So maybe he has something ready. Exactly. But didn't he work on something that might be a cure? Yeah, yeah. But his cure was everyone has to die. That's why he's... Hence, all of us are dead. Oh, shit. But one thing that really got to me is like...

He wanted his son to die as a monster and not live and not die as a human or some shit like that. And I was like, holy fuck. Damn. So is that why he wanted to get bit? Because he knows that if he becomes a zombie, he's in a higher position. He's strong. So maybe he got bit on purpose. He wanted to get bit on purpose. Okay, okay. If we're in a zombie apocalypse, right? Would you want to get bit? No, no. Not get bit, not get bit. But your friend, your loved one got bit. Would you try and keep them around as long as possible? Oh, that's tough.

tough that's a tough one that was literally like the plot of all of us that's the plot in every zombie film yeah do you keep the infected alive yes or no no you can't you can't because it risks it risks everybody else right i know but is there a point of living if if you survive with none of your loved ones no more is there a point exactly that's the whole thing yeah that's the whole thing if everybody's already dead and you're the only one alive and you see everybody like that because if all my friends are dead like

then I would- Lil Uzi. Yeah, no Lil Uzi. But I wouldn't- I would come out the survival camp sad as hell, bro. Yeah. You know? I think it takes a point. Like, it depends if you still want to live or if you're just like, alright, whatever. Yeah, exactly. Because if you're just like, okay, anything goes, then yeah, might as well keep everything alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you want to survive, you gotta take precautions. Would you kill off? Like, say I'm a half zombie. I don't know, man.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't. No, cause look, look, I think, I think, no, listen, listen, this is what I would do. This is what I would do. No, this is what I would do. I'm a pull, I'm a pull, I'm a pull, uh, Herschel's farm from walking dead. And then put everybody. I love that. God infected into the farm. And then just like, I'd peek in one, one, two times and like, I hear some corn. No, no, no,

I'll read y'all some storybooks. That's your movie scenario. In real life, I know you because you're rational. You're super rational. If I'm bit, listen, listen, I don't want to hear shit. If I'm bit, yeah, you got to go. If you get bit on your arm, let's chop off the arm quick time, bro. Let's try and save you. Let's try and save you. But if you start to turn, bro, I'll put you in the farm. I'll put you in the barn.

Or Apollo Michonne. Yeah. You know the black girl from Walking Dead? So she actually had two zombies walking with her. You know, that's hard. That's so tough. That's so... Zombie pets? Yeah. That's tough. And they both had lore about them. They both had backstories. Like, one was like her boyfriend and then one was like her boss or some shit. Really? Yeah. No, zombie apocalypse is scary, bro. I just hope that shit doesn't happen. That would be tough though. Like, if... Yeah. Knock on wood. Yeah. Yeah.

Wait, what were you gonna say? No, because I did... You know what I realized? What? When I was talking about the zombie apocalypse, when I predicted it, I didn't knock on wood. Fuck, bro. The last episode. The last episode. And I was thinking like, oh shit, I'm watching a movie about zombies right now. Bro, you have to always... Yeah, my fault. My fault, yeah.

That's like, that's like jumper jump staple. Like we predicted the power in this room is too powerful. If you say anything, it probably will happen. Yeah. Fuck man. That's why you have to put good intentions only, good intentions only. Right beside the Zen guardian. What is good that's going to come up soon? Good coming up soon.

I mean, cause when we look in the future right now, all we're seeing is like bad shit, but we tend to forget like what's really good going on. First of all, let's not say that to everybody. Let's just say like, there's stuff to look up to y'all. There's stuff to look up to. It's not just all bad stuff. Damn. Honestly, the things you can look up to are the things you can control. Right. If you want to, if you want to better yourself, look at, look at quarantine. A lot of people strived.

Why? Because they had more free time to do what they wanted to do. Yeah. Right? It just depends on how you look at life and how you look at a scenario. You ever heard the Chinese farmer story? No, I haven't. So there's this story. Okay. This Chinese farmer, he had all of these sheep, right? Mm-hmm.

And he had three sheep that ran away. And then everyone in the village, they're like, oh, that sucks. Yeah. Right. You must feel bad about that. And then the farmer, you know what he said? What did he say? He said, maybe. He said, maybe. Right. The next day, the sheep came back.

with seven more sheep into his farm. And everybody, all the villagers are like, wow, that's amazing. That's great. You know what the farmer said? What? Maybe. Maybe. And then one day, his son was tending the sheep. And since there was too much sheep, it overwhelmed him and he broke his leg. What?

Yeah, he broke his leg. Okay. And all the villagers came and they're like, yo, that sucks. That's terrible, right? You know what the farmer said? Maybe. Maybe. The next day, you know what happened? What? They were recruiting for war and his son couldn't go because he had a broken leg. No.

so the moral of the story is yeah no matter what the situation is good or bad you never how you never know how the story's gonna play out yeah right even if it's good it could be bad but then good again right it could be bad then good then good again who knows how the story's gonna play out and just be just be willing to see the end of the story yeah i mean never never cut that book short right there's never gonna be a always a good like a perfect life right i feel like the the

bumps and hills that we get in life is the the root to the perfect life yeah because then we just grow from it right 100 like i was saying like remember and i think the previous episode we're like why do we want drama because i feel like i feel like there's no peaceful life right so to get a peaceful life we we go through those dramas but then after it's like it's better that's the whole big part of you know taoism with the the yin and the yang yeah they say light cannot exist without dark okay and that's the yin and the yang right so imagine imagine you're living

and all you know is good, and you don't know bad, then it won't balance out, and you will never know the actual power of goodness or greatness if you never experienced the bad. So what is life? What is life without balance? What is life without balance? So you got to balance it out. Some days you're going to feel like shit, some days you're going to feel great, but just look forward to looking at the great times. Nah, that's real. That's a bar. I'm going to see that on your story.

no but did you did you hear about the the farmer and like the shepherd that got lost with 200 like sheep in oh that's in the bible no no in a forest in the forest yeah so this was in so in romania there's a forest that they call the bermuda triangle in of romania romania yeah word so everyone that goes in there yeah either gets lost or missing so there was a farmer with 200 sheep that got missing and there was a

little kid right that went missing for three years yeah came out was the same age oh what the hell yeah wait what when they finally found her she was the same age and like that you can go on the site there's a warning like you can't go in there they warn travelers because there's a person looking at you or they they feel like whoa they get super uh anxious and it's like someone the whole time is looking at you okay that could be two things it could be either a witch

that has spells and shit. You look young. Or it could be like the Fountain of Youth and a demon that guards it. What the fuck?

Nah. Yo. That was so random. But that's kind of a fun... It could be either or, fam. Yeah. At least in my head, that's what it is. I know. Where's the founder of youth? I want to find that shit. Bro, you know there's actual stories of pirates looking for the founder of youth? Like, it's a real thing. Like, the Spaniards went to South America to try and find the founder of youth. Holy... And speculation that...

There might be some people that we see today in very, very high power that may have found it. Click that Illuminati button. I think there's also speculations. Remember that? I think it was on Serial. Someone told me there was a big tree stump. Like...

a big tree stump out of nowhere oh no it's a mountain no yeah a mountain a mountain and they're saying that the fountain of youth is in there oh why there i don't know why would it be in a tree stump but have you seen have you seen um the giant sleeping mountains oh yeah i saw that i saw that that's crazy and there's actual theory that one day uh based on like a native folklore yeah that all of the sleeping mountain people they're gonna wake up wake up that's crazy that's me like attack on titan oh no

Realize Attack on Titan, Sam. And that is crazy, man. You know what's crazy? Attack on Titan plays with a lot of conspiracy theories. Huh? Yeah. A lot of the themes in Attack on Titan relate to conspiracy theories that we have in the world. So, for example, uh,

Flat Earth, right? Okay. So the Flat Earth conspiracy, how there's a border around Antarctica and then we can't go past it. In Attack on Titan, at least the first couple seasons, they thought their whole world was just the walls. Yeah. But they went

and and just a little bit beyond the walls they had no idea what's beyond it yeah right they thought they're the only people that's living there okay so that's one of them right another one oh this one is conspiracy oh my goodness okay i'm not gonna go into detail i'm not gonna say no names okay but in attack on titan yeah there's a serum that it's like a punishment to criminals this is spoiler spoiler alert okay okay a punishment to the criminals if you're a criminal

you take this injection and you turn into a titan and you're a titan for the rest of your life without control like a zombie but that would be sick though no it's not if you're a titan no you're a zombie fam you're a zombie and you try and kill everybody else you try and kill loved ones so that goes hand in hand with other conspiracies we're not gonna say no names though

I can say no names. But it's just weird. It's just weird to me how all of these like, sometimes I see it in cartoons, anime, whatever it may be, even in Marvel movies. Like for example, the lizard people conspiracy and then the Skrulls in Marvel, the people that can shapeshift. Skrulls? Skrulls, Skrulls. I thought you said Skrulls. Skrulls. It's like green aliens that can shapeshift into humans. But it's weird how the media kind

Kind of translates to the conspiracy. And that's where we see the relationship. I mean, who is in charge of these big movies? People with a lot of money. People with a lot of power. But if you're a person with a lot of money and a lot of power and you have the secrets...

Would you want to hint at it? Like for jokes? 100% Are you crazy? Yes you would Really? Okay okay At least you would want to hint with it If you were On the other team If you were against Yeah obviously if you're against But if you're the If you know these secrets Why would you want to hint it To the

No, no, nothing. What I'm saying is like, let's say, let's say, you know, the secrets, you're part of that group. Yeah. But you want to, you want to wake some people up like, yo, this is happening. Oh, so you're saying like a trader on that team. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying. No, nobody come for us. Yeah. Yeah. We're on the people's side. We're on the people's side. Yeah. But that's why I always wonder are certain things. Yo,

- Okay, you ever hear about Stanley Kubrick, the famous director? - Yeah. - So there's a theory that Stanley Kubrick was killed because of making his last movie. - Oh no. - So his last movie was called "Eyes Wide Shut". What was it about? It was about secret societies messing around with a sex ring. - What? - And rituals and sexual rituals. - No. - Now take this in. The movie came out three days

Before his death. So the theory goes that he put more stuff in the director's cut and then he wasn't allowed to put it out. Yeah. They killed him and then they just released what was allowed, what was left, what was allowed because they were expecting a movie. Also, also, who was starring in the movie? Who? Tom Cruise, unknown Scientology. Nah.

Dude, that's too coincidental, bro. That's too coincidental, bro. But Stanley Kubrick died because of that. Yeah. If you bag that. Well, not because of that for sure. That's a theory says. Yeah. That's why, what do you call this? What's that really big book? The Wu-Tang book? Oh, no, no. It's the album. Yeah, the album. I swear, like, if you get your hands on that,

Immediately. It's like the movie… Is there some secrets in that? Yes bro, there definitely is. There was like a cure for something in there. The Swedish movie about shrooms. Midsommar. Midsommar, yeah. When the guy went to the book, remember? He's not supposed to read. Oh. Killed off, right? No, but that's a whole different thing, bro. That's some cult shit.

you know what i learned too like yeah big pharmaceutical companies well might pay these rappers like these mumble rappers to influence kids about doing drugs why yeah so femme you can't pharmaceuticals are not gonna like directly uh sell promote like codeine all that to kids yeah so how are they gonna do it they tell oh uh get this ski mask yo that's to tell the kids and i'm like

That's dark. Oh my gosh. Like that shit might be true. I don't know. I don't know if that one's true. Cause who really came up with that? Who really came up with the idea of, of drinking all those, you know what I mean? Cider. Like when you, when you first think of that rapper, I know, but like what came up to them to, to do that, you know, just, just to chase the high. Probably. Probably.

Damn, man. But I don't get that. Yeah, I really don't get that, bro. Because, like, fucking putting the cough medicine already. So why are you putting that in your Sprite, fam? Yo, there's better highs in life to chase that aren't fucking drugs, man. That's true, bro. Don't do that. R.I.P. to Juice, man. R.I.P. to... I think Juice WRLD was the most shocking to me because we've already been in that culture of seeing these rappers die because of it. Mm-hmm.

And it still happened. That's messed up. And one more and now it takes another. I know. I remember we had that big, like when Juice WRLD first died and we finally got the news. You were, this is, I don't think we had a podcast on this yet. But you were like, yo, is he in Australia right now? Oh, that's serious? And then you were sending flight tickets.

No, no, it was the airplane, the pirate jet. Because people send that to me too. And he's like, Gavin, does this look like Australia to you? And I was like, yeah, it does. Oh my gosh. I got it. Juice Wilt was on this flight. It's fake.

I think no matter what, if you're famous, they're going to look at stuff different. Yeah, I know. They're probably looking at like, since I'm leaving out in the back of this backdrop right now. They thought that Favio was the one who killed Pop Smoke. You know what? I told you that. Who? You told me that. Oh, I told you that? Yeah, and I was so proud of it.

If you back it in one of like the hot 97 interviews. Yeah. Fabio, I think it was Fabio right beside Pop Smoke. But whenever Pop Smoke, like he was getting praised, he was the one in the back like this. Really? Yeah. He was always like, oh shit, I didn't notice that. Yeah. And who were the like two kings of New York or like the big people in New York? There's TJ, Pop,

Apology. New York. Oh, shit. My bad. You're battling and you really want to get on there. Do you take a life? Depends. Who do you think is the top of drill rap right now? Oh, drill rap? K-Flock. Oh, yeah. Maybe. 100%. I listen to drill rap. You know they sampled the Jumper's jump beat? No, they didn't. Yeah, they did. Yeah, they did. I was so amped. I was so amped. We can't play it on this though. No, it's not copyright. Oh, okay. I'll show you. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Ready? Oh, yeah. They did. Watch this. Watch this.

Listen, ready?

Oh shit! What song is this? No, it's just- We have a tight beat now. What? There's no way! It's Jumper's Jump tight beat. What? Somebody just made that? Yeah, somebody made it. Shout out to the person who did that. Yo, somebody hop on that right now. I wanna hear somebody switch to that. Yeah, please, please. We'll include it in the outro of our next one. Yo. If it's that, it's good. Yeah, if it's that sick? Oh my goodness. I know. Yo, we should just start a- I forgot who it was in the Discord. Like, yo, Carlos, start a record label, man. Yeah!

We should, bro. We should, bro. But yeah, fam. No, but I think I love drill rap right now because they're taking the old samples. Like literally what they're rapping about is like death and shit like that. Yeah. But the sample is, ooh, what you say? It's like the most peaceful samples, right? Because I think they run out of stuff and they just have to look back now. They just have to...

Like what else can we take now? Like the Fabio Rocketeer one. Oh yeah. Rocketeer. Who the hell would have thought they would make Rocketeer into a drill beat? I bet they're going to talk about killing people on that beat. Yeah. What the hell? Next thing you know, I,

I guarantee it. I guarantee it. They're going to go to like cartoons, literally like childhood cartoons. They're going to take like Timothy goes to school. Kai, you, yo, they're going to take all of these beats from, from old cartoon themes and making it a drill beats. I guarantee it. A hundred guarantee. Cause I think, uh, one song that's really popping right now is the SpongeBob one. Oh, SpongeBob is like, I'm ready. I'm ready. But they're going to take the theme soon. Like you said,

Yeah, they're gonna take a theme for sure. And it's gonna be one of those like low-key themes too. It's gonna be like, let's say, like fairly odd parents. Like something from there. I swear, that should be, yo, if you're a producer right now, hop on that. We just gave you a million dollar idea. Oh yeah, what the hell? If you're a producer, start making beats for all of those. Oh my goodness. Post it on TikTok. Oh, free game right now. Listen, yo, you get a list,

Yo, whoever write this down, y'all will be famous in like a month. I promise you. We want to cut. Make a list. Write down your favorite childhood TV shows. Get all the theme songs. Now sample them. Make them into a beat. Even make a few beats for the same song. Boom. Every single day. Post. Make a Fairly Oddparents theme song. Boom. Fairly Oddparents type beat. Make a Jimmy Neutron theme song. Boom. Jimmy Neutron type beat.

Easy. So easy money, bro. And drill beat, like you can, you can easily create that. All you're doing is like adding a few drums and the. Yeah. And I know like the, a guy named Elvis beats is doing what exactly what you're doing. Oh yeah. But not cartoons. Like he's doing the old samples. Okay. That's where he's got placements from a guy with like a thousand placements is having placements with Favio.

pop not pop but um k-flog all that yeah i say i say as long as you as long as you have content for people to look at if you have a good one people will recognize people will recognize good content eventually eventually you guys will get seen eventually as long as you put it out and put it in front of people's faces yeah if you keep it in the shadows and don't do no promo it will never go anywhere i promise you that i promise you that and i promise you as much as you try

If you keep and keep promoting, you will get more attention. You will. Yeah. You just have to keep doing it. I know. I don't know why people start up a rap career and then they don't like promote themselves. Why? They'll just post it on Instagram and expect to blow up. No, it's never going to happen like that, man. They have to realize like you got to force it down their throats no more. And you have to make sure they see it. Like,

Like you got to put it in their faces, fam. It's not just going to magically come up to my eyes. That's why I didn't get to. I thought that if I post something so sick, the algorithm would pick up on it. But the algorithm is not in your favor. You put it in the algorithm. You put in, make it into your like your tool. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Facts. Because if you, if you try and play a game where you're,

maybe one day maybe one day maybe one day then you decrease your odds by like you're 60 and you're like well maybe one day yeah maybe one day nah you gotta actually like put in the work if you constantly put a brick and a brick and a brick on top of each other you're gonna make a house yeah but if you just like throw a brick and hopefully it lands properly dog that shit's just gonna be a pile of bricks yo that's a fucking bar a pile of bricks is a brick is a miss oh

On the spot is crazy. That's crazy. Motivational Carlos. Yeah. Loki, if you want a keynote, I'll pull up and do like a Gary V type thing. Oh, like on today's Carlos, no, on university. You know how long? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a lecture type thing. Yeah,

You know what I thought would be cool? I thought they were gonna have you on... You know how Ryerson has a Filipino committee? Yeah. And they usually interview people on their Zooms. Actually, they hit us all. What?!

You didn't get me on that? No, because it was on Zoom, fam. I read it. I'm like, on Zoom? They hit us both up? They hit jumpers jump. Fuck, bro. No, but it says Zoom. I don't want to be on Zoom. It has to be in person. That would have been my gateway to be in that because I don't want to go by. I don't want to join it. Oh, I know why you want to do it. This guy wants to do it because he's going back to Ryzen. That's why.

This guy wants cloud at her eyes. That would have been the easiest gateway, bro. Oh my God. You sold me. You sold me. No, the reason I don't want to do them like on Zoom. I don't want to do like a keynote on Zoom. If it's in person with a mic, that's live. Yeah, yeah. But what? I know why you want to do it.

Fuck that shit. Wow, this guy doesn't want to see me shine. This guy, just because you drop out of school doesn't mean you can take all the class. Yo, if you want to do it, hit them up. Hit them up. I think it might have passed for you. I'll do a jumper shot by myself. Just try it.

I'm not doing no zoom call like that. I don't like zoom. Cause I don't, I don't think you'll ever see a discord, a jumper jump podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Unless like, unless like I'm, I'm across the, I'm across like the world or something. I'm in space or something. You'll see me on zoom. Exactly. But there's no way I, I don't like that. I don't like, cause I'm,

I'm a very vibe person. I have to get the energy from you. You feel my energy hit you? Like when I talk to you? I make sure any person I talk to, they feel my energy. I know, I know. No matter what. Like the table is not that long. So we're actually super close. Yeah, actually super close. So it's like we're in front of our face. But I realized that

As I was growing up, right? I was a texter person. Oh, yeah. I love texting. I was a five-star texter. Word. Right? But now... And then once I got into my teen stages, like pre-teen, I was like, oh, I like to FaceTime. But now it's like, I don't even like to FaceTime. I don't like to text. Just see me in person. Like, yeah. Like you said, I'm a vibe person. Like, I feel like my 100% can go to you in person. Like, when I'm standing right next to you. No, that's... Yeah, that's for sure. And...

I was always the... I didn't like... I like to call. I like calling too. I think calling is just as good too. I don't like calling because I can't see your face. I can only hear your voice. I feel like calling is good when you have a good imagination. Yeah. I mean, I can imagine you through it, but I just don't... I don't want...

To use that. Oh, like somebody you don't know very well? Yeah. I guess so. I guess so. But if you have a good imagination, it's like reading a storybook. You know what I mean? If you have an idea of what they look like, you can imagine their lips moving. Or maybe that's just me being a fucking visual-ass person. Like, okay, when you're on the phone with somebody, do you see, like, an image of them talking or no? Yeah, yeah, I do, I do. Okay, yeah, I do that. I do that. And sometimes...

I get kind of weird sometimes. I'm like, yo, are they doing what I do? Because when I call on the phone, I'm walking around the house. I'm like lying down. I'm lying down. I'm picking up random shit, putting it on my head. Not deadass. I'm like playing with shit like this on the phone. Why do we do that? I don't know. Is that because we're nervous? No, I don't think so. I think it's just I don't want to be in one spot. Yeah.

Because it's hard. Look at me talking right now. I'm not in one spot. Yeah. You're always jumping around and shit like that. I'm not. I hate being in one spot like that. Yeah, that's true. That's why I think when I meet somebody in person, they might think I'm too intense. Oh. Because you're too...

A little bit sometimes. It depends on what the scenario is. People will say that they get comfortable with me because I don't have a scary face. I'm like, what do you call this? I get comfortable right away. I'll be like, yo, what are you saying? And to top it off, I have a baby face so they're not scared of me. True, true, true. I can look mean sometimes. When I was teaching swimming...

Sometimes people would be scared to hop in my lane. But it was only until they had me the first class. They're like, oh, I only want to go to him. I only want to go to him. Because they realize who I am. But yeah, I could 100% understand with my eyebrows. I look pretty mean. I know. As a kid. I would low-key want to look meaner. Because when I'm teaching as a Taekwondo teacher, people think that I'm soft because I look like what I look like. Oh, so they don't give you respect? Yeah, and the parents, I know the parents don't give me respect teaching their kids.

because they're like oh baby face kids teaching my kid oh true true so i would rather look kind of mean but i mean i guess it's just a chip on my shoulder i have to prove more yeah yeah i guess so i guess so but that's not a problem that's not a problem yeah also if if you ever if you ever want more respect bro just deepen your voice fam really just deepen your voice oh yeah that's that's i don't i have a high i have like a high medium voice if you just like talk a little bit or talk a little bit slower talk a little bit deeper no matter what you say it's gonna sound like

You know what I mean? Yeah.

if you're wearing headphones that was just an asmr yeah it's gonna sound it's gonna sound proper you know i mean it it almost commands respect in a sense right yeah that's why whenever you ask i was working with my cousin josh i think you guys seen on my story he's uh he's applying to the um yeah the raptors fellowship right yeah so we're running through um our lines or like his i guess script that he wants to get off some bars and a few times he

He said it and I'm like, Josh, you know what? I want you to say it like this instead. And it wasn't the words. It was the cadence. Yeah. It was the cadence. And it made like 100% of the difference. 100 times the difference. Yeah. Because imagine you want to impress like an employer. And then you talk like, yeah, so I...

I competed in this. Right. If you, if you say, I'm not saying he talked like that, but if you have a certain tone where you're unconfident or at least you're asking too much, it sounds like you're unsure. Then it becomes like, man, I see this guy's like not right for the job. Yeah. But if you, if you get it, if you get an interview and you'd be very assertive, like, yeah, I did this and this. Now here's what I can do for you. Yeah. Right. If you give them a tone like that, if you give them that energy, like,

Cause it's all energy. It's literally all energy. All energy, all confidence. If you give that straight to them, it doesn't matter what you said. That's what I was going to say. Like I could say, I can shovel all the poo in here and I can make the day better.

yo, it sounds like he's going to do a great job. If you say something with confidence, you can say bullshit and the person will believe it. When you were telling me the matrix, red pill, blue pill, I was believing it. And I was like, and when you said, yeah, I just made that shit up. But how did you say it? You just say it confident. You went into TikTok mode. Yeah.

It was like I was stuck in a trance. Yeah, it's kind of like that. You're putting the person in a trance with your story. So you high levels, low levels. If I tell a scary story so fast, you're not going to pace it. You have to build up the suspense. That's the really good storyteller. Communication, number one. But that comes with practice. That comes with practice. First, it's on the understanding. Then comes the practice. And that goes with everything.

everything in life if you want to learn how to skateboard you want to learn how to fight it goes with the knowledge you learn then you practice that's it two steps you learn then you practice you learn then you practice

If you don't learn, then you don't know what to practice. You know what I mean? If you don't practice, then you're not going to use what you learned. Exactly. That's all it is. For those stuck in math class, keep at it. Do them decimals. Do them derivatives. And if y'all suck at math, like me, shit, you can always cheat.

I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing. Don't do that, don't do that. I'm playing. You know how we started the episode, I think you're telling a murder story? Yeah. You know, there was also a thing where, did you see the interview? Where did they, I think it was a guy named Stephen something, right? And...

There was just a murder that just happened, right? Yeah. And the news lady was interviewing. He's like, yo, what do you think? What do you think of the dead body? Like the lady that went missing? And then the guy was like, fuck, man. We're just trying to... I haven't seen her since Saturday. I'm just praying we find her, right? Yeah, yeah. And so the lady, the lady asked him was like, oh, wait, Justin, we actually got reports that the body has been found. The guy's like, what? What? Turns out the guy was the murderer. Oh.

The neighbor who killed the lady. Bro, so he was getting interviewed and got caught? Yeah, and he was like, 4K. This is when he was like, yo, what? And then he ran off. Yeah.

What do you mean the body? We haven't found it yet. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yo, did you know? I heard this is a tactic police officers use. They'll blame you for shit that they know you didn't do, but still try and get a reaction out of you to see if you'll leak more information. They'll be like, oh, we've seen the drugs in the trunk. You don't have to lie about it. Even if you didn't have anything, even if they didn't see anything, they're allowed to say that and try and get more information from you. Oh.

Okay. So never, never give up your cards, man. Never tell them. But I remember there's a... Did you watch Superstore? Nah, I watched a bit of it. I've seen a bit of it. There was a funny like office type scene where the guy was like, one thing that these cops do is they just don't say anything. And that little awkwardness makes you say more stuff. So when they were interviewing the guy, the interviewer was just looking at him like this. And then the guy was like, fuck, it's in the back, it's in the back.

We did it we did it That's you I would never say it Gavin Gavin is gonna tell this guy's telling You know there's a they fight. Did you watch the six nine documentary on on Amazon there is yeah? Why there's one who's like he how he explained him snitching. Oh, I have to watch. Yeah, go watch it Yeah, me my dad watch every like yo that it makes sense why he snitched now. Oh

Oh, I always understood. I always understood. Anybody, anybody regular would do the same thing. Yeah, yeah. Because you're just protecting your family. But at the same time, he kind of put himself in that position. So it's kind of like... Yeah, yeah. It's a give and take. It's a give and take. But if you have the opportunity to do what it takes, then shit, do it. Yeah, I know. Right? Like, if you can better your life, better your life, fam. Exactly, yeah. At the end of the day, you're dying alone. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's fucking deep.

again. Nah, deadass. Deadass. Like, I'm not gonna say don't ride for your homies. I'm never gonna say that, but

If it means like your happiness at the end of the day where you were going to die happy, no regret. Yeah. Then shit, do what you have to do. Yeah. And your homies will always understand. Get me? I get it. No, no. I have a question for you. I have a question for you. This is a deep one because I talked about this with Josh on my other podcast. Okay. It was a serious question. Yeah. If you had an ex, right? Okay. And then your homie started dating her, but they're way happier and they're super happy. Would you be happy for them? Yeah. Yeah.

I would. You wouldn't be grudgeful, right? No, I wouldn't. Your ex and then like your homie. And my homie, no. Because this is what I always say. If my ex goes to one of my homies, I'd be happy. Why? Because my homies is just an extension of me. You know? So what's the point? At least you're not going... I would be happy that you're not dating a waste man. It's going to be weird at first though. Don't get 100%. It's going to be weird at first. For sure. If I seen somebody date like one of my exes, that's weird. Yeah. That's weird. Yeah. But it's going to be a thing of like...

If they're happy and I see that they're happy, might as well be happy for them. There's no reason, right? And that's my best friend. Go ahead, fam. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? Did you say the same thing? I said the exact same thing. I said the exact same thing. Because it's one of those where it's like, do you want to hold the grudge? Do you want to...

have ill thoughts on it or do you want to just live past and see the bright side you have to right yeah you're never gonna move on in life if you hold a grudge right yeah and then by when you're 60 and you're still holding on to that fucking grudge why what's the exactly exactly you know so it's weird yeah that was that was a good one we talked about before yeah that was a good one all right we'll end it there though for sure thank you everyone for watching this episode of jumpers jump podcast make sure you guys click the links in the bio follow us on instagram all that good stuff go listen to spotify apple all that and

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