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That whole time when I was dropping vlog after vlog and I wasn't going to sleep and like but like it felt fun. You finally felt like a creator? Yeah, no dead ass. If you back it when we do this, it's just an hour bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah because I'm waiting the whole week to record that and then now I feel like a creator but those other six days I remember my tita asked me yo, what are you doing those those other six days? I'm like
Relax. But like you could do a lot more. Yeah, super. That's why when I finally got like, even my manager hit me up, yo, Gavin dropping vlogs. I'm like, wait, I'm a creator though. That shouldn't be a surprise. No, it's because you just don't, you just don't do those things. I just don't do it. But if you put yourself in that creator mindset and you just keep, because look, all you really have to do is just create something. It doesn't have to be anything. Like it could just be a picture. You can take a picture. Boom, I created something. And then every time you do it, you get a little bit better.
And once you put like five years into it, you become a master at it. Yeah. No, it just felt like you have a sense of purpose. Like again, relaxing a little six days. I'm like bedridden. I'm on the bed just doing nothing. You know what I mean? You get sad because it feels like you're wasting your time. But then as soon as that week, just that one week, I felt the happiest, even though I was dead tired. Yeah. It feels worth it. Yeah, worth it. Like I was driving 4 a.m.,
happy as hell that I was getting ready to edit. I've been saying, if you feel like you're not in the right, I guess, job or career, it's just because you don't love what you do. And when you love what you do, you're willing to stay up till 6 a.m. to work on that shit. Like, I remember the first time I edited something that I was really proud of, I was editing that for hours.
probably eight hours i didn't even realize i was editing it was this video it was a jake long amv you know the amv oh yeah oh you're the type to do those yeah if you if you look for it you can probably find it but it's it's honestly cringe now but i mean for its time it was kind of cool yeah no that was the kung fu remember the kung fu panda edit that was the back then but
But I was doing like sad boy. You know those Simpson edits? The I know you so much. Yeah, that type of shit. Those hit back then. They hit back then. But what I'm getting to is like that aspect of me editing, it made me realize I do love the process. That's what you have to fall in love with. If you don't fall in love with the process, you don't actually like what that is. You know what I mean? Everyone says, I want to be an engineer. Okay, what's your day-to-day though? I want to be an engineer. What's your day-to-day though?
And they're like, oh shit, what is it actually? Because I asked my cousin that and she's kind of confused like where she wants to go with school, career. Damn, we all are at one point. And then you say, I want to be a YouTuber. What's your day-to-day? What's your day-to-day? What content? What niche? Like there's so much. But the good thing about being a creator, it could be anything. Yeah. And I've seen this quote, it's like...
why am I complaining when I always prayed for my plate to be full? You know what I mean? And before your plate was empty, but now you're doing stuff. You can never complain. Like when I was like tired, I was like, no, I can't complain because this is what I wanted. Yeah. I'm finally in the stage. Why am I complaining? Why am I even thinking of complaining when this is what I want? Exactly. You know what I mean? I can't complain.
Did you like the haunted vlog we did? Oh, hi, bro. Yo, that vlog was never supposed to release because our cameraman, shout out Hayden, but bro. It was okay. Yeah, bro was scared, but no, it wasn't shaking a lot. It wasn't terrible. I cut out a lot. I mean, shout out Mikaela. She edited a lot of it. Oh, she recorded it? So she saw my ass, fam.
Yo, people are texting me like, yo, your ass is on video. I'm like, wait, what? You forgot you did that? Yeah, no, I... I put panties over it, so you... Yeah, I know, I know. But my mom, like, I always go in her room and do that. Like, that's a no thing. So when she showed it on screen, she was dying. She's like, people finally know the real you. That's dope. There used to be a big thing back in, like, kindergarten, though. Yeah, flashers. Like, mooning. Yeah, mooning. There used to be a thing. Yeah.
It's just funny man's are bringing it back. Yeah, but going to the video fan like I'm gonna tell you a story right now Okay, literally an hour ago me and Josh were talking about the video, right? Yeah, people in the comments already saying they're seeing shit one of the craziest ones was The door when Josh is explaining like him being touched on his head. Well, I didn't see this one So there is a you know how there's a door crack and then there's a door, right? Yeah, the door cracks like this
And you can see the wall. And then from here to here is black. So it looks like someone's standing behind it. Okay. No one dropped a time stamp on that. Yeah. Somebody did. Somebody did. I think it's a recent comment. Okay. But it literally looks like a shadow behind the door. Word. And then there's another one like down the hall. But none of these are moving, right? Okay. Yeah.
Like, none of these shadows are moving and, you know, it's whatever. Yeah, yeah. But me and Josh, when we're discussing it, and you know what they say? How when you discuss certain spirits, that's when they're, I guess, more willing to show themselves. Yeah. Now, me and Josh, we were driving down a road, right? And we're driving down to this specific road that I know there's like a graveyard of the first people in the city, right? It's one of those, like, monuments. Oh, shit.
We're driving down and I look to my right and I go, yo, doesn't that look like a ghost? I said it because I'm like, yo, doesn't that look like a ghost? And what I see, fam, is like such a tall figure and it's just white from head to toe. Just like this. No. And I point to Josh like, yo, doesn't that look like a ghost? No. We drive closer and then Josh, I look at Josh like, yo, you see it too? Yeah.
And then Josh goes, "Yeah." What? No. Cap. That's so cap. An hour ago. Okay, okay. This is like literally an hour and a half ago. Yeah. I don't know what it is. Like we drove by and we're like, "That's a..." Yo, no. That's what we're seeing in the cover. Like, "Yo, that's obviously a..." Right? That's like a... And we're just confused, man. We're just like straight up just confused. We don't know what we saw.
I don't think it's a ghost though. I don't know what it is. You said a white... It's a white figure. Yeah. It's a white figure. And it's kind of like... It's like this shape. Long? You know what I'm saying? So long. Elongated? Look at me real quick. Yeah. Kind of like Christmas tree-ish. But not triangle. It's almost... You know? Like a bowling pin, kind of. Kind of like a bowling pin. But damn, I told Josh, like, yo, that looks like a ghost. And then we got closer and...
But there's no details. That's what I'm saying. There's no details. It's just like white. I'm like, what the fuck? Shit, that could be anything. Yeah, that could be. But if it's white and it's nighttime, it's obviously stuck out. So going to the video we did though. Okay. One of the craziest stories or one of the most known hauntings of the Queen Mary is Jackie, a ghost that wears white.
wearing a white dress. - No, so Jackie came? - I don't know. - Jackie came back? - I'm not trying to say like, oh, I'm so scared of this shit and it's in my head and I'm seeing it. But I swear, like straight up, you can ask Josh. We're driving and we see this white thing and we're like, what the fuck? - Why is it always Josh? - And I straight up say, yo, it looks like a ghost. As a joke too. I said as a joke, fam. We're driving and we're confused like,
What is that? No, that's crazy. Because I didn't realize the Josh one. It was only the one where even my mom pointed it out when she first watched it. The one where it went past Josh. That could have been some... I don't know. I feel like that was my microphone though. Because low-key, there was another shadow. It's probably just movement. But the only thing that I really caught was the changing channels. And back then, we didn't know what that actually meant.
So that was actually a spirit. That was actually a spirit changing the channel. Because that's what a spirit box is supposed to do. We thought the spirit box, we talk to it and it'll talk back to us. Because yeah, we had that one moment where it's just switching. Yeah. But you're supposed to plug in with headphones and put a guy in blindfolds and whatever he hears. That sounds so Stranger Things. No, but that's how they actually do it. Yeah, because this, because maybe there were sounds that we couldn't hear because it's different frequencies that only the headphones could pick up. Oh.
So maybe low-key, the whole time it was talking to us. But we can't hear it properly. But we couldn't hear it, yeah. Because you need headphones. Exactly, yeah. Oh, shit. But I know people use it without headphones, fam. I'm pretty sure it's not like that crazy. Yo, leave down in the comments where we should go. Because I'm really excited for our next one. That's all I'm thinking about, really. I know. Low-key Banff and the Asian one, so... Okay, I have a question for you, though. Yeah, yeah. So...
This came up when I was talking to the homies. Like, there's this one guy, and he's very, very, very thin. I'm pretty sure he was on Jorogin. Okay. But he claims that he was abducted by aliens. What the? Like, he claims what happened was he went outside one day, was taken, and I apparently, like...
What the aliens or beings translated to him was that he got beamed or he got hurt by one of their ships and they just wanted to heal him and fix it. Wait, then how is he? Why is he famous? Yeah, why is he famous? Because they think he's telling the truth. But, okay, then tell me what he said. The way he described the aliens were exactly how Hollywood depicts them. It's just a big head.
gray skin kind of shorter but literally what you would assume as one of those gray aliens now what's crazy is he came when he came back he was saying like oh because he disappeared yeah he went missing for i think i forgot maybe seven weeks and everyone was looking like where the fuck does this guy go this and that and when he came back that was his story his story was i was abducted
they were healing me and fixing me i was looking around the ship and i seen these alien beings and some other creatures there as well yeah but he everyone thinks like he's either just crazy or he's just making the up but why would you make that up so my question to you is would you would you rather experience something that nobody else believes and is supernatural in that in that way
Or would you just rather just be a regular person and never experience anything supernatural? I think I'll lean more towards the normal person just because that guy, if I see something and no one believes it, that would drive me crazy. Like, you know me. Like, if someone doesn't believe me, I try my heart. Like, I...
Persevere until they believe me. And if no one's believing me, then I would go crazy. And I would be like one of those endless homeless guys on the street, like the Illuminati ones. Oh, it's real. It's real. I guess it depends on your character or your presence and how people perceive you. Because if I can hold it in, and I'm chilling, I saw aliens. Oh, cool. No, but that's something big.
to be taken for seven weeks like that and you're being worked on by aliens and you're conscious it doesn't work with my character because with the guys they already know like I lie you know what I mean so it would be like it would drive me crazy that this is the only like this is one of the things that I'm being truthful of and you guys are not believing it do you think we're on some boy cried wolf type beat where we say so many theories and supernatural things that maybe it just sounds far fetched if it actually happens to us
I don't know though. Because I feel like people have a good grasp when I'm saying the truth. And I usually say the truth. But we've never been put in that position where it's like,
Actually, no we have because when we go on these explorations fam, we're gonna experience something eventually eventually No, no, if not already, right? I feel like the only way they're gonna believe is on camera So like the videos that we do is- The people actually know you, right? Cuz I mean if there was a celebrity that came out and just said all of this shit said yo These are real aliens are real blah blah blah and this happened to me. What celebrity would you believe? What celebrity would I believe?
Who's that guy that keeps trying to... Cat Williams? Oh, you believe Cat Williams? Cat Williams, Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle I would fucking believe, bro. Who I wouldn't believe is Kevin Hart. I wouldn't believe nothing he says. Any comedian... The Rock. Would you believe The Rock? Oh, that's iffy. That's iffy, right? That's a good one because it's like...
No, I wouldn't believe The Rock. I would believe The Rock. That's iffy. That's iffy. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't believe Will Smith. He's too McDonald's. I don't know why that's an aesthetic, but he's too McDonald's, if that makes sense. You mean he's like...
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Oh, there was some guy? Oh, crazy. And I have a theory for this too. But there's a Nebraska quarterback right now. He's trending just because he's trying to copy everything that Patrick Mahomes does. Whoa, what'd he do? So do you know who Patrick Mahomes is? Yeah, yeah. Number one QB, right? He has his own signature look, his number. Bro, Dylan Raiola, quarterback for Nebraska. He copies his goatee.
uh, his cut when he walks into the game, um, he wears the goggles. Like, do you know like the, the goggles we wore at project X? Yeah. Uh,
Mahomes is known for wearing that before games. He does that. He's a fan then. Listen, listen. Number 15 is what he wears. Guess what he wears? Number 15. And there's theories that he went to college that wore red just so he can copy that because Mahomes is a red jersey too. Okay, what's the age difference though? He's in college and Mahomes is in like, he's like 30. He's a fan. But listen, this is where it gets crazy. Yeah. Mahomes pregame warmup is him going, doing high knees and going, yeah, yeah,
On the next game, he started doing the same shit. Damn, this is the sun, bro. He started walking the same, doing everything. And this is why I think he's doing it. It's marketing. Why? Because if you want to get drafted...
And people are like comparing you to different quarterbacks. Don't you want to get compared to a GOAT? That's true because they're going to look at his game style too. They're going to look at his skills and shit after. Yeah, exactly. That makes sense. Makes sense. If he's doing this on purpose, he's a GOAT. But it's like...
But that's kind of crazy. The point that he's taking it to is kind of crazy. Because truthfully, if there was like a trend about some, I guess like upcoming athlete, I'm paying attention because of the trend. But because you have my attention, now I'm going to look at your skill too. See, but if you're a music artist, are you copying everything the aesthetic that Kanye does too? That wouldn't work out, right? What do you? Oh, your theory right now. Ready theory right now. Isn't that what Travis Scott is?
Yeah, isn't that what Kid Cudi is? That's what Kobe did to MJ. F***, Kofi. That's a, yeah. Maybe it's not even a theory. It's like that's a proven fact. That's their take. That's their impression. Yo, I heard this crazy, this is a strap. Yeah, yeah. So in order to make the best character and a character that they can deem iconic, whether it be in movies, cartoons, anything with media. Okay. The best way to make a character is
what they would have they would have somebody that does impressions yeah and they would try to do a bad impression of a character because why because a bad impression of a character is what what a new character
Like a bootleg, kind of. Yeah. So you can imagine, let's say you have a Homer Simpson, but you do a bad impression of a Homer Simpson, talk about things that aren't too Homer Simpson-like. You created a whole new character with the things people love about the other one, and you revamp it.
So it would already be like in your head. Are you thinking that's Homer? So I already kind of like him, but now it's adding. It's just creating like something out of what you already love. It's that Virgil Abloh only changed like 3%. That's fire. So create bad impressions is creating something else. Yeah. But also it can't be like corny though. It can't be like. It can, yeah. You gotta be smart with it. Because when does an impression change?
Like how far can you go with an impression until it becomes complete copy? You know what I mean? I think when it's too familiar. Okay. I think when it's too familiar, then it's bad. So do you think it's bad for that Dylan guy? Because you already immediately think of Mahomes.
Ooh, that's a good question. I don't know. But maybe, see, you never know. I don't know. Maybe this whole thing is just perfect. It's good people are talking about him. Yeah, I know. That's it. It's literally just good people are talking about him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like the Mosey thing too. When he came out and- Lil Mosey? Yeah, Lil Mosey. He did an interview with Academics recently. I was just watching it. Yeah. And he said, remember when he did the XXL Freestyle? Yeah.
No way. And he was like, and he did the worst out of all of them. Oh, yeah. His freestyle was the worst. But he said he was like, okay, but anytime XXL comes up, my name comes up with it. That's true. So it's like, is it good publicity is all, is publicity as long as it has an impact. I disagree though. As long as it has an impact? I disagree. I don't know, man. Does Bad Baby have a big impact on your life? Bad Baby? Uh-huh.
What I will say is we compare her in that category of creators. Which is enough to be solidified in history in that sense. Bad Baby made a lot of people act bad. Like really go out of their way and just disobey their parents. You think so? Yes.
I know a hundred like not me and anyone I know but there's a bunch of people. I feel like Caillou did more than her. No man. Fam you know how BABYBEE did OnlyFans the moment she turned thing and there was so many people. There was a lot of influence. That's kind of wild. And there was another person. Craziest teenager story I've ever heard about. Have you ever heard about the barefoot bandit? Nah. Bro craziest teen. This teenager was 16 running away from the FBI for three years.
what was it right away from so okay i'll just give you the whole backstory first yeah yeah his name was colton moore right and his upbringing was trash like his mom barely took care of him and when he actually like wanted to eat his mom like was like oh no i'll give you the bare minimum like one hot dog you're good for the day yeah yeah like so it was like dead ass starvation yeah so this was when he was a kid and he was like okay nah f this i'm gonna run away and i'm gonna steal food for myself
So in the neighborhood he's at, he goes to the forest and he starts robbing houses. Going into the... Damn, bro's hungry. Yeah, no. Going into their fridges, grabbing all the things, taking it back to the tent that he lives at, right? Becomes a household name. This is when the chase starts, right? Yeah. Goated kid. So he goes back in the tent and when the cops come in his tent, a bunch of food, laptops, a
bunch of money he's literally on a roll right now yeah yeah but the only thing missing is him he's like up in the tree watching the cops do this oh that's he's like assassin's creed so uh they they say oh i will give you ten thousand dollars to turn turn yourself in yeah i said fuck
that he goes to his mom's crib writes a note puts it on his porch and it says mom the police want to play games it's war that's good oh this is 16 at 16 right your home alone like this is what it gets crazy yeah this is a plot twist he starts going stealing planes
Wait, what? He goes into like, you know, like the terminals? Yeah. And he starts hijacking planes. And he ends up, fam, in Bahamas. How does he fly? How does he know? There was an interview. There was an interview, right? He said he learned all this from video games. What the fuck?
Bro's playing flight simulator. No, so he's in Bahamas stealing cars. He's hijacking boats. All at 16, bro. What's this guy's name? Is this a real person? No, Colton Moore. Craziest true crime story I've ever heard about. What the fuck?
And like you can only sit back and acknowledge this guy because I don't think he killed anyone while he was doing this. He's just having fun. He was just having fun. He's playing real life GTA. Yeah. But no violence. This is how badass the kid was. He's in Bahamas and he steals a boat. He pulls up to a boat party. Yeah. He says, yo, a bunch of adults. Yo, have you seen this kid that stole a boat and he's in Bahamas now?
They're like, nah. He's like, oh yeah, it's me. Check the news. They check the news. Everyone's shocked. Oh, but they can't arrest him there, right? They can't. They can't. No, they can't? This is what he tells them. He said, oh, can you call the cops on me? I want them to chase me. Oh, so that's his thing. Because he's bored. That's his thing. It's like, catch me if you can. But don't.
No, that's so crazy. You said that? Oh, this is crazy. So, okay. Long story short, he gets caught in Bahamas. Yeah. After eight days. Yeah. And Bahamas is celebrating because it took the US three years, right? Yeah. And they searched the tent one more time. They opened the laptop. There's only one movie downloaded on the laptop. Oh, it's Catch A.V. And he was watching it. They said that he was watching over it to make the plays. Crazy.
That's his hero fam. That's his hero. I forgot the name of the guy. But like he's the first. He's the first that did it. And the CIA ended up hiring that criminal. And while he was doing this he was taking selfies. You know what they should have done? They should have called the real catch me if you can to try and crack down on the kid bro. I don't think that would have worked.
No, because he works for the CIA in intelligence. Oh, word? So he actually does the opposite of what he was doing. He goes against fraud and he goes against people hiding. Oh, he's right for you, right. Yeah. So it's almost like taking the original character and he becomes the villain of the new main character. Yeah, that's fire. Imagine that that was a thing.
But yeah, though, Loki studying Catch Me If You Can is so smart. It's pretty smart because he's like the first in history to pretty much make the US just look in shambles with all their intelligence and shit. And it just goes to show. But they always do that with any security and any, I guess, force that they have to fortify. Sometimes they'll actually hire...
to try and break it to see where the flaws are. So you would hire a criminal to get into a criminal's mind. It makes sense. Which makes sense. Because let's say I was building a castle and I said, okay, I want it to be the best castle ever made. Sure, we can have plans on how to make it, but if it's not tested, how do you know it's the best castle ever made?
You would have to hire some bandits to try and rob the castle. True. And then put it to the test and then see where the weak points are and then boom, fortify that shit. Yeah, yeah. That's fire. It's like build and build and build and just return, return, return. Yeah, and the reason why he was called the Barefoot Bandit, supposedly, allegedly, he was doing all this barefoot. Ew. What the fuck?
Like from like when he left he didn't leave with no shoes. Ew! He was in the forest barefoot bro. Ew! Did he probably have like some athlete's foot? Whatever fam. Like imagine on the plane you're trying to work it and you're literally barefoot. Ew bro. Crazy. That's disgusting. That's straight parmesan fam. But that's exactly like that's the exact playbook I would do if I were to crash out one day. Like I would have the most fun. What would you do? Hijack anything I could. Boats. Any vehicle I would try to hijack.
Why though? Because it's my last like if I wanted to go out a sick way, I would do that. Really? Yeah. I always told my friends this. If like say anything like anything happened. Yeah. It was like a case. Yeah. I would have the most fun in the world knowing that shit is going down the drain. Oh, saying like you only had a few moments to live? Yeah, exactly. Oh. I would have the most fun. That's what you have to do.
You know what I mean? What, you just sit around waiting for the case? I would've liked GTA real life, though. No, I would. I would crash out then and there, fam. And I would try to bring all my- You know that joke how they say, like, oh, wait, if you go to the doctor's for a cold and you see the Avengers pull up, you know you're cooked? You know that? Oh, yes, bro. I'd rather see the Avengers than play GTA. No, man. On a dap of Tom Holland and shit. No, I don't.
Nah, bro. I want to dabble Ryan Reynolds' Deadpool. That's tough, fam. What? That's sick. No, I'm writing my own story. I'm going to be the Joker. The hero for the day. That's fucked up. I mean, they need one still. They need one still. Shout out to you for backing me up in the UTI podcast because they were believing it. But we had some good points. Oh, you know there's a recent Deadpool theory? Oh, yeah? What is it? The Deadpool Wolverine movie. What? So...
You know how... Okay. Most critics, most critics, they say, man, the movie was good, but it lacked story. Okay. But actually, Deadpool Wolverine had one of the deepest plots, but it wasn't obvious. What? That's why it went over everyone's head. Okay. So check this out. In the beginning of the movie, Deadpool, all he wanted was to matter. Remember that? He wanted to be part of the Avengers. He wanted to matter. Yeah. Now, in the end,
end in the very end of the film remember when the the villain did this thing when the villain she's messing up the machine and the the scientist guy says you can't you don't know what to do with that that's anti-matter and matter yeah check this out wolverine in the movie was the opposite of deadpool
Where Deadpool wanted to matter. Wolverine mattered too much. And he was running away from it. Because he mattered so much. He wanted to run away from his responsibilities. Yeah. So Deadpool and Wolverine. In the very end when they're hitting the machine. And they link up. The one side was matter. Oh!
That Deadpool went to go grab, but he couldn't do the other side because he needed Wolverine. Yeah, yeah. The anti-matter. Oh, that's fire. That's the worst way. And so they linked up because together, without Wolverine, Deadpool wouldn't matter. That's why his universe was going to end without Deadpool, remember? And without Deadpool, Wolverine wouldn't understand the importance of
Of wanting to matter. Oh, that's fire. Yeah, because it's clearly stated at the beginning and at the end. But during the middle, it is kind of like a lot of just random fights. Yeah, the story isn't... It goes over your head because you're not focused on that stuff. And at the end, it revamps itself. But I think it's the comedy thing.
is the reason why people don't think of it that deep because people now think it's a comedy. So they're not thinking deep. Even when that last scene when they were going to do this. Yeah. And then...
Deadpool shut the door Wolverine. Yeah, you started trolling him instead of going That's what I was like, okay, like come on It's supposed to be a deep sea, but you're still making a comedy I get why it went over people's heads, but I feel like a lot of movies are like that regardless You think what happens is more of the story comes out by accident or it's actually deeper from the start and we just didn't know it was and
Because as like a aspiring director and a director that's actually making new stories, I feel like the director always has a deep meaning. You have to. I feel like you have to because if you create... Do you think it comes out by accident though? No, I swear you can't do that. No? Because then I swear the reason why you make a film is for a meaning, right? If it's not, then what is it for? That's true. You know what I mean? It's like how we live life.
you're going to live it for a purpose or not? Yeah. I think the craziest theories is whenever a director...
Wants to make a story right but because of whatever happened in their life at that moment. It's actually about that Well, that's the theory you will never hear Yeah, and that's the crazy part and it's weird because certain people would have different films but not show certain sides of themselves So let's say you had a director that's suicidal, but he makes a film that's like straight comedy, but you just wouldn't realize yeah
Yeah. Because he's not showing it in that way. But some others would make it obvious. Like, oh yeah, I'm making this because I feel this energy. Did you change up Raph like mid-shoot just because you felt like something was going on in your life or not? You just kept it the whole way? I don't know. Yeah? I actually don't know. When you started thinking about it, do you think that, oh, this is how it turned out or there was like different meanings? The funny thing about Raph is a lot of the story came out just from like...
A lot of the narration, I did it in just one spur. I just started what I do regularly, like speaking in my head and just wrote everything down. I feel like, yeah, so you got a flow state. Yeah. And then I just kept it the way it is and I didn't want to touch it. And it's one of those, it's like...
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Ethan probably saw you in that mode and it's the only time I've ever seen someone else in that mode. So we were playing basketball in the quarterfinals game. Yeah. Oh, no, not quarterfinals. I think this. Yeah, quarterfinals. And it was RJ. So RJ, RJ literally was in like flow. And I asked him mid game like, yo, what do you see right now? He's like, yo, it's everything's going black, right? It's like gray.
Oh shit. And I was like, okay, I don't want to talk to him no more because he went on the, he dropped 60 points. Damn. Every time he shot it before it went in, he said, oh my God, before it went in and all the Chinese guys that we were playing against. He dropped 60 points? Yes. How much did you guys win by? Like 10. Oh, carry. Bro, he put us on his back, but I'll show you the replays. Every time he shot it, he looked at the ground and was like, oh my God.
That's crazy. And that was the only time I seen someone else in flow state. Really? Crazy. It's like everything he did was like, it looks so, so smooth. I don't think you can know when you're in flow state. That's the point of flow state, right? No, but like he knew it though. Like he was like, yeah, Gavin, I'm blacking out. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about for you? Like when you're in flow state. Oh, when I'm in flow state? Like, yeah, I know. I know. It turns gray. It turns gray and I'm only focused. I'm like, what do you call that when you're super focused? Like hyper focused on my opponent. That's the only time. The only time I went like a berserk was that one time when I was sparring and I was like, oh, I can only see him in gray around. But I feel like the point of flow state is like you don't realize they're in it. No, I feel like if you practice and practice, you can, you know how to get into that state.
I didn't know I was getting in that state, but when I was in it, I was like, oh, I'm in it still. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. But I think that's what, because for me, this is my personal thing. Okay. Is when I think too much about it, then I'm not in flow state anymore. Then you're not in flow state? Because flow state is just go. You don't think, you know? And you're not, I guess you're not conscious. You're just like. Oh, yeah, my fault. I realized it after. Oh, realized it after. Yeah, you realize it after all the time. But like when you realize after you know it, you were in it.
But you just never realize you're in it? No, ever. Never. What? It just happens. No, it can't be like that. Because that's what I think fighting is, no? Like, okay, the way I perceive fighting is when you're in the ring, what happens is all just subconscious and what you've trained yourself to do, instinct, whatever it may be.
Goes goes out into the table like you don't even you're not thinking yeah, you don't have time to hmm What am I gonna blow up or maybe I should hit him with this or shade him with that shit No, it's just literally
Yeah. You know? And it definitely comes out with like... Okay, so say survival instincts. Yeah. I saw this movie. Hold on. Let me get the movie right because it's supposed to be based on a movie. And I don't know if you ever heard about it. Oh, Society of the Snow. Have you watched that? No. Okay, so it's like... What's that about? It's like these people... It's based on a true story in the 1982-ish area. Yeah. There was like some people that got into a plane crash in the Andes Mountains. Oh, that's...
Is this Society of the Snow? Yes, that's what it's called. Society of the Snow. But there's also another one that they remade it and they buffed the story a bit. Okay, okay, okay. Is it called Alive? Have you seen that? I think it's called Alive. I know. It's the football players, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they all crashed down in this mountain. Freezing temperatures. No food. All the resources they had was on the airplane, but there was barely any, right? And their whole survival instinct was like,
If we're gonna starve fam, it's been like already weeks. We have to huddle up and whoever died, we have to eat their bodies. Like that was their first instinct. - They don't have any food bro. - And it worked though because that's survival instincts. There's nothing to eat, we have to eat what's here. I mean boom, they ate the bodies, survived long enough that the rescue team came, boom.
Yo, the rescue team didn't come. No, it did. After 72 days. Or is that just part of... No, there was. Yo, so what happened was there was these two people and everyone was already starving. They were actually running out of...
human meat to eat. It was just people left. Actual living people. What happened was these two people decided, hey, you know what? We're going to take one for the team and we're going to go and try to find help. They went on a journey. Isn't that how they ended up with the helicopter though?
What? Sorry? Yeah, I know they went into some town, right? They went on some horses. Yeah, so two people left the rest of the group. And then they had to travel for like miles on miles and miles until they finally got into civilization. And then they were able to send the rescue team. Nobody was coming to save them. They were stuck. They were dead, yeah. Like if they didn't try to, I guess, seek help, they would just...
be lost in history it would just be like a malaysian airlines flight oh my gosh crazy that's crazy fam but the malaysian airlines flight hasn't been like like found
I don't know for sure. I think they found like parts of it, but the sea is different though. Cause everything we see on land, like you can find, you can, it's harder to find, but you can still find. But in the sea, it's almost like looking in a sand pit. Like if I were to give you a micro SD, right. And I throw it in a sand pit and I go like, yo, go find it, go find it. That's,
Putting a airplane in the sea is like a hundred times harder than looking for the SD card. A hundred. Because it's way bigger and it's way, like the depth is insane. And like it goes deeper than we even, some of the sea goes as deep as like mountain heights and shit. Yeah. It's hard to imagine that. But if that micro SD had like all the Jumpers Africa episodes that we recorded and we had to edit. Oh, I'm searching the whole set. Fuck that. I'm not re-recording.
That's a torture method. Like with the dripping water that you told me, that's a torture method. Go find this. And if you can't, and sometime squid came. Yo, there's the actual guy that went to go look for a needle in a haystack. What? No. There's a serious guy. Oh wait, that's how they got it, right? Or no? No. That's a saying. That's a saying. It's like, oh, that's like looking for a needle in a haystack. No. So this guy took it. Yo, he took it to heart. He did the Michael Jordan. I took that personally. Yeah.
He made, it was almost like an art, I guess, experiment. Yeah. And he made like a whole haystack, asked somebody to hide a needle in it, and looked and looked and looked for, I'm pretty sure, weeks, bro. This guy was looking, I think, over three weeks for a needle in a haystack. And he finally was able to do it. Why though? And he posted on it. Why? Is there a purpose? I think for art, something like that.
Yo, that's crazy. It's pretty sick though. Bro was drunk. He was like, yo, I'm bored. Yo, we've been getting a lot of the sayings in real life though. Because I think like, what? Three, no, like a month ago, we had a blue moon. You know what I'm saying? Like once in a blue moon. Once in a blue moon, yeah. Like, ah, shit, I guess I have to do this. But it's based on real things though. So maybe that guy was actually the creator of that. You know what I mean? No, that's like, I'm pretty sure that's Cowboy Era. Oh, it happened way, way back.
I'm pretty sure that saying came out like cowboy era. Like way, way, way back. But he just did it for fun because it's like a saying. Yeah. Did you know there's some crazy torture method? Have you heard of the brazing bull? Yeah. Back then? Yeah, yeah. Okay, never mind. They boil somebody in like a metal bowl. Yes. I'm pretty sure there was a saint that actually got boiled like that, right? They killed a lot of... Was it Saint Antibus? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. It started with an E.
It's not St. Antipas? Does it start with an E? That's the only thing I know. I'm pretty sure St. Antipas, he was the one that was in Sweden or Switzerland. Antipas. Because it was used by the ancient Greeks, so I feel like they used it a lot to kill a bunch of Christians. Let's see, let's see. Roasted and a brazen bull. St. Antipas, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah, it was him. And...
An old emperor? Oh no, the emperor wanted to do that to him. Yeah. No, but there was some Christian that they did that to and it was his whole family. Like they put the whole family in there. Damn, they put a whole family in there? Yeah. Yeah, look, see Antipas. See? So like the bull. Now, this ties into, you know where that happened, right? In a Greek city? It was some Greek city, right? It was Geneva, Switzerland. Oh.
And there's like a, I said this before though, but there's a theory that wherever St. Antipas is martyred would be where the devil resides. And it was in Geneva, Switzerland. And then that's where CERN is.
That's why I want to do like an exploration in CERN and just like scope it out. The scary thing about CERN is we're actually going to need someone to agree to it, which probably will never happen. Well, I mean, we can just like ask around. But that's even dangerous itself. I know because I would rather do the conjuring house than CERN.
Really? That's a hot take. That's not even a hot take, bro. That's a hot take. Are you serious, bro? CERN? You're not... If you visit CERN, you're not coming back. Like, at least you come back with a spirit on you. But you can... There's things for that. If you hit 20k likes, we'll go to CERN next week. I swear to God we will.
I swear to God we'll go to CERN next week. Okay, we'll go to CERN. But we need someone, please. We'll get somebody, but it's not... Because what it is, it's a facility. I feel like if we document it... Fuck that. Has anybody documented it before? No, bro. Nobody. That's what I'm saying. I don't think they're allowed to first. You're not, fam. So it would have to be a video of us. What would be cool is right outside. You know how Groovy Gavin does like just... He just stands outside of like the scary shit? We could do that. Yeah, we could do that. But like...
I'm trying to get my hands dirty.
That's how you die, man. Not like crazy, but I'm trying to mess with some particles. That's how you go off the map, fam. No clipping? Like in a COD map? You know in COD maps where you can go through and you can see teddy bear Easter eggs and shit? Yeah, yeah. And then we're releasing merch for Jumper Jump. I'm not even going to spoil it, but imagine we go to CERN and then the merch comes out with perfect timing still. That's perfect timing. That's high-key perfect timing. What would you do if you could no clip in real life?
And you can just- is that just the spirit realm? Wait, noclip? What does that mean? You don't know what noclip is? No, what's that? In COD, you know when you get spectator? Yeah. And then you can like go everywhere in the map. And you can go like under the map. You can like go everywhere. Literally beyond what is known. That's a ghost. That's just a ghost. Yeah, yeah. Oh shit. That's just spectate mode, fam. I know. Ghosts are- yeah, ghosts are just- they died and are in spectate mode. Oh shit.
You know that new show that's coming out on Disney Plus? Which one? Agatha all along. It's tied to like...
WandaVision nah, so so there's a theory recently okay, you know fortnight. It's all Marvel right and they're pretty much Hyping up the Robert Downey jr.. Coming back as Doctor Doom. Yeah, simply doctor humans me this whole thing so This is why I think fortnight is so smart because instead of Marvel having to make all of these other shows to kind of introduce these characters they
they can already show them and make everybody known about it just by playing the game. It's like, oh, this character is there. Boom. All the story is given if you just play the game. That show Agatha all along, there's a huge theory that Dr. Doom is going to be teased for the first time in that show.
How though? You ever hear about the Doctor Doom origin? No. So Doctor Doom, the reason he became a master sorcerer and I guess this villain that he is, is because of his mother. So his mother was actually a witch and she would do all of these witchcrafts and stuff and it led her to being trapped in hell. So what Doctor Doom did, Doctor Doom, he was gifted and he was so smart and
he was one of the smartest people in the world next to Reed Richards and they would always have like their fights right what he did and decided to do that Reed Richards did not want to was mix the supernatural with the tech and he did and join it and create one thing so that's what he did he discovered ways that he can use technology to his advantage but also sorcery and supernatural
And what he did with it was for the sole purpose of bringing his mother back from hell. That's fire. That's a good purpose. So I think every single time it's his mother's birthday, he would go into hell and try to defeat Mephisto. That's like the devil in Marvel Universe. And try to fight to bring his mother back.
Now, the show Agatha all along, it takes place around these witches. And there's a character that seems kind of sus already. It's only in episode two. But a lot of people are saying that that kid, the way he acts and the way he's moving...
seems as if he knows a few tricks up his hand. First off, he was able to save one of the witches that nobody else was able to do. And it seems like he seems too, I guess, weak to do it. People think that that kid is Mephisto.
So he's what they call the devil in the Marvel Universe. Crazy. But it's so smart because all of these stories, you can just either watch it or play it in Fortnite and then just go back and you don't have to hear too much about it. You don't have to watch a whole season or something. That's W Marketing though. Because it just all ties together like that. It's like a...
it's like an environment that feeds itself some shit that was super W marketing recently that happened in Toronto was a hot dog stand did you see this? no so Charli XCX came to Toronto did her whole brat concert sweat concert and there was a hot dog stand that decorated their whole thing green and put bratwurst
Oh, for the album. Bro, when I see the TikToks, there was so much line for a regular ass hot dog, right? Just so they can get the thing. They did it perfectly. The packaging was green. The whole thing was the same font. Was it the CharlieXDX camp that did it? Or was it just a regular vendor? I don't know.
That's the thing. It probably was the camp, but if it was a regular guy doing the hot dog, that was... That's crazy. W market. That's a story. If it's just like a random person that's like, I can take advantage of this shit. Because if that's the case...
And I was the hot dog stand owner. Every damn concert, I'm making a Travis Scott burger. You know what I mean? But you can get copyrighted for that, so maybe it was the cam. But would you get copyrighted if it's in the same day and it all sells out? Probably not. Probably not. It's too quick, right? It's too quick. Do they even have time? Do they have time? No, you're gone. You're in a hot dog stand, bro. Utopia dogs. Yeah. You move that shit quick, you're gone. Devil dogs. Yeah. For Cardi. Ew, bro.
That's nasty. What would Ye be? What would Ye's dogs be? I don't know. Yo, you know... No, Ye was supposed to have a collab with Burger King. Did you know that? Oh, was it Burger King or McDonald's? It was McDonald's. What was it supposed to be? The God meal? No, no, like straight up. What? He was supposed to... I'm gonna show you. So just imagine Yeezy. Yeah. How do you make that McDonald's? Yeezy. Look, I'll show you.
It makes sense. What's that organization that closes down on Sunday? Chick-fil-A. That would be sick if he did a Chick-fil-A and opened on Sunday just for that meal. Kanye West futuristic McDonald's packaging. Yo, what is that? It's like Minecraft food, right? It's like his mask. But also I've seen something else where it's like a Big Mac but it's all black.
It's like all charcoal. Not even black, charcoal. That's the easiest setting. Oh, oh. Yo, so Wendy's is doing a Spongebob collab, right? Yeah, I've seen that. Bro, I pray for all the workers that are about to get so many memes. Because, you know, the Grimace Shake. Oh, I'm here for the Grimace Shake. Or the, what was the other one? The McDonald's one. Travis Scott. Yeah. You ain't even want him here, bro. What?
You know how many punchlines and catchphrases there are for McDonald's? What is there? Or for Spongebob? Yeah. There's I'm Ready. The green guy. No, it's like, don't forget the pickles or the pickles. Oh, yeah. There's a lot, actually. Rev up the fryers. Oh, yeah. There is a lot. There's so many.
So Spongebob is probably the worst they could have ever done. They're smart. Well, okay. They're smart for doing it now. But they're not smart for never having it in the first place. Oh, yeah. You were telling me all the time. The colored guys. My God, bro. Like, they could have been had a McDonald's restaurant. And I would have ate there every damn day as a kid. Instead of going to McDonald's. But they weren't thinking like that, bro. They weren't, bro. They didn't want it like that, bro. Unless. Unless. They're all in cahoots.
No, think about it, though. Think about it. Think about it. Do you think there's certainly, if you think about it this way, let's say we have a whole bunch of friends, right? And we're the elites of the world. And you have this business. I have that business. And we all don't step on each other's toes because, you know, we're part of a guild. Yeah. Don't step on each other's toes. So do you think the reason a lot of, I guess, there's not a lot of competition is because there's a pact, right?
It's like, yeah, you guys can have your money there. I'm going to have my money here. But if you mess with whatever we're doing here, you're getting cut off by water. You're getting cut off by social media. You're getting cut off by the news. You're getting caught. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah.
Because if one person steps out of line, you have like seven other different people at the table. They're like, no, you can't. Yeah, I believe that. Because it's like maybe if they did open their own thing, then boom, Spongebob suddenly gets canceled or something like that. Or it just never airs no more. So they're fucking up their money because Spongebob is already big. Yeah. So yeah, you can't cross. And everything's under the same roof, right? Mm-hmm.
so you never know if maybe like the the all the nickelodeon channels actually do relate to to mcdonald's some way because i i always wondered that just from like a capitalist standpoint and it sounds weird as but like if you're if you're actually a businessman and strategize yeah when you're creating these characters let's say marvel has all of these movies coming out instead of making or giving the rights to hasbro to make the toys
why don't they just invest in a toy company themselves to make every single thing why though? I guess because they already have the factories and stuff to do it and the processes and everything like that I guess that's the main reason but really like they have so much money no? I don't know though because this is me coming from a place without understanding their funds and shit
But just from a business perspective, I feel like, damn, why couldn't they have a SpongeBob restaurant? There had to be something else in the way. Because remember back then when in a McDonald's meal, you would get a toy. Why did they stop doing that? Maybe they still have it. No, no. Like remember the collectibles, like it would actually make like, they still have, but oh really? Yeah. They still have McDonald's. Like when you order a half meal, they still have it. And like you look at the, remember you go in. They still have it. No way. Yeah. They still have it.
what yeah when you get a like a kid's meal the most recent one i remember is squishmallow that's the most recent one oh really yeah i'm pretty sure that look let's see what the new one is spongebob i thought they stopped doing that now it's hello kitty or no crocs crocs crocs is the newest collab it's saying 2023 was the latest oh they have no no 2024 look mcdonald's and crocs team up for happy okay so they still do collapse yeah that's crazy
But everything's collabed. It's not like in-house. That's what I'm saying. Like, if you know you're going to do this and you know you're going to have a business for a long ass time. I know. Yeah. You wouldn't want to. Why don't you just make your own? And then when McDonald's probably when they collab with all like the movies coming up, like especially like, let's say, what's a kid friendly movie that they probably already did it? Paw Patrol? Oh, Mario. Yeah, Mario. They did Mario. When the movie came out, they probably released toys. So it's all in cahoots. Low key. Yeah.
Did you see in the Bee Movie when they were teasing? Okay, so I found out like this. The Bee Movie. Yeah, so I found out this dark thing about bees, right? And they kind of teased it in the Bee Movie. So in the Bee Movie, there was hardworking bees, but there were also the ones that were super lazy. Yeah, yeah. Right? And this is a real thing. Like in real life, those are called the drunken ones. Like the drunken bees. Yeah, because they're drunk off nectar.
Oh, really? Yeah. So I didn't know this, but when the temperature rises, it's something in the plants that become turned into alcohol. Like it turns into ethanol. Yeah. So when a bee goes into a plant and it drinks that and it...
takes in a lot of it bees actually get drunk off nectar oh shit I actually didn't know that so if you ever seen a bee crawling on the ground oh that's a drunk bee it's a drunk bee I've seen hell of those yeah it's a drunk bee and it like moves the same way that a person like how we get drunk so if you see the bees out of control it's drunk dang
And this is where it gets is the super dark in the beehive. There's two guard bees Yeah, I'm not making this up right and if they know that an intoxicated bee comes back to the hive drunk Yeah, it - two things happen They either get like a ban from the hive like it'll never show up again or they literally kill it on the spot. Oh
If they come drunk. Yeah, and it's not because obviously it'll affect the other bees. Oh, they're saying like you can't come back in because you're gonna treat us. Yeah, you're not working. Yeah. So they literally take out eyes took off, antennas took off, wings took off. Damn, they jump him? Yeah, they jump him. The two guard bees. Black and yellow, black and yellow. You know what it is.
That's crazy. Yeah, I didn't know that. Like, I've seen hella bees just crawling around. I didn't know it was drunk the whole time. I usually see bumblebees like that, though. Yeah, those are the main ones. Those are the ones that usually get drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're the big bosses, you know what I mean? I don't think they... No, it's bumble... Wait, hold on. Yeah. Bumblebees stay with bumblebees. They don't mess with other honeybees, right?
Or do they? I can't confirm. Leave it on the comments so you know. I'm actually really curious. The bumblebees is what scared me. I always thought that if I got stung by the furry ones, I would die instantly. I don't think they sting. Oh, do they? They don't?
No they do. No they do sting. Yeah they do. But it's the- there's three types of bees. The ones that just annoy you, those are the ones at the picnic areas. That's a wasp. That's a wasp. No no no. The wasps sting. No there's- there's one that just fly around you, annoy you. But the other ones they actually like if you touch them they want to sting you. I got- I got stung by a bee before. Yeah? It's bad. And you guys were clouding me when I caught it.
It's actually pretty bad, man. It's pretty... I don't know what it feels like. It's like... It's not a stabbing sensation. It's like poison. Yeah, low-key. You know what I'm saying? No, no. The first is a stabbing sensation. Then it gets into the poison. Yeah, I don't know. It's as if... You know you have a splinter? But the splinter is... It gives up. You know what I mean? I can't even say it with words. It's like growing roots. Yeah, it's literally just... Yeah. Yeah.
You know those um, there's these weird ass creatures in the sea. And you know those gummies? The shark gummies? They pretty much look like that. They look super friendly and shit.
But somebody came across it in a TikTok. Yeah. And they started to play with it, play with it. And they ended up in the hospital. What? So there's these things. I forgot what they're called. I think they're called like dragon. Wait, how would it, how would they end up from a toy? Dragon. I think they're like little fucking, what's it called? It's like, it's like little fish. I don't know.
dragon tadpoles? Damn, I forgot the name of it. Yo, leave down in the comments so you know what it's called. It's colorful dragon sea creatures. Let's see if Google knows. Oh, it's this. It's called a blue dragon. Look at this. What the heck is that? But it looks yummy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And as a kid, you would just see it and like, oh, this is cool to play with. Because what these are, they're pretty much just these aquamarine creatures. Mm-hmm.
that usually land around the shore so there's this guy and he saw them and he was like playing with them and showing tiktok like oh yo look at these like creatures aren't they cool as fuck he ended up in the hospital that's one of the most poisonous creatures in the world fam yo i'm pretty sure us like if you got stung enough and enough toxins went into your body you would dead ass be paralyzed
that looks like you wouldn't be able to talk anymore that's crazy that looks like a pokemon fam it looks so fun
You know what I'm saying? Like, it looks like, you know, the toothpaste with the three different colors. It literally looks like that. Looks like some Colgate. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Like the swirl. And it's small, too. Oh, it's that small? It's cute as shit. No, I didn't know it was that small. Yeah. So, like, you can imagine you're picking up. Yo, what is this shit? And I think this is the TikTok. He goes, anybody know what this is? And he just dies from that. And just playing with it. And then the next slide is him in the hospital, bro.
I think he survived, though. I think. But a lot of people have died from it. Yeah. What's cool is, like, have you seen those big worms on the shore? Oh, I've seen those. It's dune, fam. It's, like, dune, but small. They literally put, like, some food, and then it'll come up, like, really small, and they'll have, like, pinchers. They'll do this, and they'll come up like this. Yo, I've seen those in Cuba, and they're just...
At first, I thought I was just, I was calling them worms at first. Yeah. But I thought they were just like leaves and palm tree leaves in the water. Like, oh, look, Mikaela, it's a worm. It's a worm. Just trying to scare her. But then I looked close. That shit was a worm. It was actually a worm. Yeah.
The sea is a crazy place, bro. I'm scared. I'm scared because I've never gotten stung by a jellyfish yet. And that was my... Low-key, one of my worst fears when I was in the Philippines. I low-key didn't enjoy some of the parts like the scuba diving because I was so scared that like... No, you'd get stung? No, just anything was going to come out of that dark pit that I was looking at. Just...
And I would be dead right there. Like a mermaid and shit. And then you have my dad that's just like freestyling. Like he's going everywhere. And then like those Filipino boat tour guys. Obviously don't give a shit. They have their own like, what are these called? Flippers? Yeah, they're flippers. They made their own out of like cardboard and they're going deep. Do you use cardboard to do those things? Yeah, and they're going deep. Oh no, it might be wood. But they're going deep in those pits, fam. And I was like, yo, where is this guy going?
That's the cool part though. I know. But they live there so that's normal for them. They do that every day. So you're scared more of the sea than the world. Yes. Really? The sea is so crazy. I tried my best to courage it up and go far from the boat. Yeah. It's like a body... My body was just like swimming back. You know what I mean? Crazy. I think I'm more... I don't know. I think I'm more scared of the world than the sea. Because I feel like the sea...
we know what's down there. Shit that can't survive up here. So like, if I want to avoid them, I just go back into the air. Like, they're not touching me. Yo, I trolled my cousin and the boat guy because I was like, yo, yo, look, look, a moonfish. And I would go down and pull my pants down. And when they would scuba dive in, that's all they would see, just ass.
Yo, I felt bad for... I think they called them the Bajau. What's that? It's like the sea people of the Philippines. Oh, I didn't know that. I think that's like the tribe name anyway. But it's like sea gypsy, the Bajau. I think. Leave it on comments if I'm right. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. But...
Yo, my dad, he was showing me their goggles. And he pulls these goggles and it's one from one of them. Yo, it's literally one of the oldest goggles I've ever seen in my life. It's made out of wood. It's made out of like a certain type of string. Super old. My dad bought it off of him. Gave him money, like good money. We went back home and he's like showing it off to my cousins and stuff. And I'm thinking in my head,
Yo, you literally took their only chance at goggles. They can rebuild it though with the new money you gave them. But I'm thinking to myself...
Yo, they probably had that for generations. Yeah, I know. Loki holds a lot of weight. You know what it is? It's almost as if you... There's like a hero. And he used a sword to fight dragons. He gave a lot of dollars for the sword. And he took away history. Yeah. Does he still have it? Where'd he put it? I think we still have it at the crib.
Yo, is that bad? No, that's not bad. He paid him good. I mean, he agreed to it, right? Okay, yeah, true. But also, we're the clients. Imagine he puts it on and it's one of those Gravity Falls moments. It just plays back all the shit that he sees. That's wild. Before he sleeps, he puts it on. His dream is literally that guy doing all the shit that he did in his life. That's so funny.
That's a sick... Yo, make that a short movie. Like different belongings and then when you... Oh, there is a movie like that. What? There is? Yeah, it's called The Cobbler. No, I've never heard about that. So The Cobbler...
He pretty much makes shoes. And he has a store that people bring their shoes to him and he just fixes up. Now, every single time he gets a shoe, there was this one moment that he couldn't use like a certain machine and he had to use the old one. He went down into the basement to use his dad's old version of it. But every time he fixed the shoes in it and he put the shoes on... Yeah, I think I told you about this. I did see this. He would become that person and I guess be able to live that life. Yeah, yeah. You ever hear of a...
Being John Malkovich. That's a trippy fucking movie. I didn't even finish it because it's so trippy. Yeah, what is it about? It's weird, bro. How? So it pretty much takes a concept of imagine an office space and your whole job is
is to just pretty much surveil someone's mind. Yeah. So that's really weird. It's really like mindfucky. But what would happen is he went into this crevice in his office and he noticed, man, there's like a poster here. He took down the poster and it's a tunnel. The tunnel led to this door and he had to like crawl into it, right? The moment you open the door, he's in this room, right?
but one of the walls in the room is just a whole screen that's the vision of the actor john malkovich wait what yeah so what happens is he's seeing just his whole life of him of another guy wait i don't get that so okay imagine like imagine your consciousness okay people can access by walking into a room that's what happened to that guy
A random ass person that he... Yeah, just a random person. But it just so happened to be like John Malkovich, the actor. But it's trippy. Because what happens in the movie... This is a spoiler. What happens in the movie, John Malkovich ends up going into that room and seeing through John Malkovich. But I'm pretty sure it like f***s up his mind. Because how can you experience yourself? Yeah. How can you experience yourself? Oh, there's this movie that just came out on Netflix. Do you watch it? No. The Uglies? No.
The Ugly's. Nah. You never heard of it? Nah, nah. What is that? So this is supposed to be the next like Hunger Games, Divergent type of movie. This book that it's based off of came out during all of those things. Now, it's interesting because it has a concept. It's really weird though because the concept is imagine a world where... Okay, what do you think is the solution...
To the world being in, I guess, such chaos, war, everybody hates each other. What do you think the solution is? Solution? Well, that thing where it's like put everyone against one person. That's a good one. Yeah. But in this book and in this movie, their solution was first resources, natural resources, right? Okay. Because we're fighting over resources. But wouldn't that be scarcity then and people would fight?
No, they found a way to get a renewable one. Oh, okay, okay. So that was the first issue, but they solved the f*** out of it. So you know how we're fighting over resources? Oh shit, we don't have enough oil, blah, blah, blah. No, there's a lot. Boom! They literally had the solution and abundance of it done. But people were still fighting. And everyone's like, how are we still fighting? We literally have an abundance of everything now.
But they realized human nature is what's to cause. And that's the downfall of society. And the way to combat that was they created this concept of making everybody on the same level of appearance. What? Yeah, so check this out. Same level? So every single person that's born, when they turn 16...
They get a surgery to make them a 10 out of 10 appearance. What the heck? Yeah. Now, if you think about it, in a world where everybody's a 10 out of 10... Then you don't have that discrepancy no more. Yeah, you don't treat...
pretty people better. Oh, okay. And you don't treat ugly people better because you're all equally as good looking. Yeah, yeah. So you think about it, you go outside and you treat somebody differently. I mean, if you're a good person, you wouldn't. But naturally, like there's some people that do do that. And majority of people probably do that. Like you judge a book by its cover. But what if you judge a book by its cover, but all the covers are 10 out of 10? How would you think society would live? Probably.
Good. Better than thing. Now, there was a problem, though, because that introduced a concept of, okay, we got to make this as perfect as possible and to take out even the slightest bit of, I guess, anomalies. And one of the anomalies being...
Even though everybody still looked the same or like look great. Yeah, some people missed how they looked before which was fucked up because that would ruin everything Yeah, like oh you don't wanna go back look like that. So what they started doing was brainwashing So they took away emotions. They took away feelings they took away literally anything that gave them almost a soul and
And they were just pretty much sims, yo. They're pretty much... No, that's robots, no? Yeah, they're just like sims. They're just people that look great and they're just living in society. What the heck? So how is this the Hunger Games though? Or is it like... It's because it's dystopian. Dystopian, oh. Yeah, yeah, so there's a government that controls everything. Also, in the movie, I don't want to spoil it, but like there's a group that's the rebels and they're trying to, I guess, free everybody from that sanctuary. Yeah. But would you really want to free everybody from...
Because... I don't know. If you could. But if they're living good, they don't know...
Are you going to mess up that whole thing for them? Nah, that's just crazy that it's coming. That's the plot that they're given. And it's like, it kind of relates to the times because it's like, oh, they're trying to take the souls out of us by creating AIs. You know what I mean? It's, you know what I mean? Why do they always do that? So if you had the option when you're 16 years old to be literally what they do is they give you a surgery and they give you a procedure that makes you exactly who you want to look like and be.
even strength wise like physicality wise every single thing but the catch is everybody else can do that too i mean why not right i know i'm thinking like what would be the downfall of it now i would do it i feel like i would too yeah because it's like what's to lose i look good you know i mean but i think it's only because everybody else right yeah but then that's not my problem though
My problem is me. Yeah, I know. But then it becomes... It becomes a whole thing of... Then it becomes a whole thing of like... It becomes a whole thing of like, okay. Why are you complaining? This is what you want. And then now we fight. Mm-hmm.
Damn, so you can never make this shit perfect, eh? Like, there's nothing as perfect. I don't think there's any... Like, this is perfect, you know what I mean? I think it has to be flaw. Yeah. But I think with flaw, damn. So check it out. Like, theory right now, the world is actually perfect. Yeah, I know. The way God made the world. It is perfect. Even with the conflicts, even with, like, the terrible things that happened...
Because it balances out the good and so you can cherish the good you can cherish what it means to be present in good moments great memories love if we don't feel sad hate depression There's no way to to navigate what is and what isn't if you only felt like one way and you couldn't feel anything else and all the moments you experience are only these good feelings you can't even compare
yeah but i'll play devil's advocate it's like okay how about the the people going through a lot of shit they why do they have to get that and we get or like other people get the good you know i mean why do they have to do the suffering for for the people to realize to look at them and be like oh i'm in a better position how is that fair i mean life isn't fair i think that's the point but in my opinion what are the greatest stories that we all are drawn to
is when somebody comes from a place of I guess loss or a place of struggle or a place that's down here and they make their way up that those to me at least are like the craziest stories yeah and what happens is you have an amazing story like that that lifts everybody else up I think person that's like my personal thing
I don't think there's a right though. I don't know. Yeah. Cause I, I never found it fair, but obviously, yeah, life isn't fair, but it's like, that's why you have to always be grateful because if you are in a better position, then yeah, you should never be complaining because there's so much worse going on in the world. You know what I mean? Yeah. What do you think is, what do you like if, if that society became a thing, what do you think is downfall would be compared to ours? Yeah.
It's that fault? Like would you choose that over what we have now? No. I would-
I would choose this one for sure. Yeah, of course. Like, because we're used to it. Yeah. But even still, like, imagine you're in that position. Like, just imagine you're actually in that. You're living it. You're... Everything you ever wanted given to you, done. Would you even be conscious of thinking what is, what isn't, though? Or would you just be lost in the sauce? Probably not because it's, like, the too good to be true. Like, oh...
Oh, I'm getting everything I want, but I don't know the flaws of it yet. And I don't know. Like, I'm trying to put myself in it. I actually don't know what would go wrong. Internally, though. Externally, probably something will go on. I don't know what it is. But internally, nothing will go wrong. Because I look how I want to be. Boom. Stuff like that. Okay, this is deep. But I'm just curious, like, what you would think. If you could choose when you're ready for a struggle, would you choose it? Probably not. Because that doesn't make you strong.
I would probably procrastinate. I'm like, I never want the struggle. Yeah. I would probably do that. If... Like, if struggles weren't given to me, and I had the choice to, oh, bro. Don't give me no struggles. I don't want that. All right. I'm going to blow your mind. Ready? Yeah. What if... And this kind of ties into, like, faith too, but... What if...
you choose that right now you choose whether to struggle and do the good deeds and do what's good for the world but it is hard to do those things yeah and if you do them now you don't have to do them later if you get me yeah so that means struggling in a different way yeah spiritually whatever it may be like we don't know and if you you know if you do struggle right now then later you don't theory
That's just like some food for thought. I think it kind of is like that. That's like homework, bro. Some people want to procrastinate homework, but once you do it, then later you can play your video games. You know what I mean? Or do you think it ever is like you have to do something
Or is it just you choose to do something? That's a deep question, dude. That's some philosophical shit. I don't think I've ever... We're still talking about struggles, right? I don't think I've ever chose to... It's like it's just happened because bro above knows when to give me it. You know what I mean? And I think that's perfect because say I choose a struggle at a certain time and I know I'm not ready for it. Boom. I can't even learn from it because it'll be such a...
a decrease in my confidence and i mean and i wouldn't but the the fact that he gives that perfect times oh yeah he knows that we can get up from it and that's where we grow right but if i chose it no there's no perfect timing i don't know when yeah that's how i look at it yeah i don't think there ever is no there's none and you can't bro you can't because you how are you ready for anything you know what i mean yeah yeah crazy because i've been thinking about that like oh should i should i work out fuck
Like, I don't want to work out, but I'm going to just do it anyway. I've seen something where it's like health is number one. It's like all our other problems don't become a problem if health is a problem now. So say something happens to your family members health-wise, all the stress that we have, no longer a struggle. That is the one struggle. Yeah. So I'm like, yo, all this materialistic shit, like, duh.
does not matter bro because if if i see one of my family members like something because that's the true wealth that's the true wealth yeah i mean that's the true wealth all of these don't matter bro i'm i'm there i'll stop like if i'm at school i'll stop school do stop this whole podcast if something is happening you know i mean yeah yeah i think about i think about that all the time fam because wealth wealth doesn't necessarily mean money yeah wealth just means an abundance of
That's what real wealth is. It's just abundance of what really matters. What really matters to you. So when you go out and you see like, oh man, that person's rich. Okay, where are they rich in? Like you could be rich in money, but the rest of their life, maybe they're not rich. And then that's what they use to fill what's empty on the other side.
So what would you really have? Like, I encourage everyone to just like think about three things they're actually thankful for. Yeah, man. Take away everything else in the world. Like, what would you actually want?
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