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Bad bitches is the only thing that I like. That's really said Asian Sway Lee. Let's go. Yo, but it's true though. You actually do look like Sway Lee. But it's a compliment though. Yeah, it is. It is a compliment. Cause there's way more. He's not a beat. He's not a beat guy. What'd you call me before? Oh, the guy from Goofy Movie? I was like, that is not me, bro. Bam, you, Sway Lee, and the guy from the Goofy Movie. Max's best friend in Goofy Movie.
That's me all you three, okay any villain from any movie Tokyo drift Tokyo Jeff anything like that, bro. You just mad evil. It's the eyebrows. It's the I've yeah I have like this samurai bro. Yeah, but your eyebrows no annoying pause your nose. Oh, thank you. Yeah Thank you. No, cuz I don't have number this shit still hasn't grown. You know how to is there something for that you can um, I
Don't fill it in No I'm not gonna fill it in You can shape Why don't you shape them Look I remember I was at Sephora With my shorty And then I was like Yo can you fill my What'd you say Can you fill my things in And I was like Damn This is kinda sick Oh she did it Yeah It would definitely look good It kinda looked It kinda looked too fake You know
I remember Remember when We were in the driving school Which one? And then And then Shorty asked me like Do you feel in your eyebrows? I was like no What the I know you're a gas I'm like I know you're a gas Not that I was gas I was low-key dissed I'm like Why? Yo I wonder what that Shorty's doing now You ever think about that? Cause I Why? Nah like I wonder what she's doing Like right now
Like, where's she at? Yeah, remember? Because I remember we came in and we're like, yo, this thing's boring, bro. Like, I'm not trying to learn about things. Shorty comes in, we're like, whoa. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then we're like... We're literally sitting down first day. Shorty walks in. She looks so fine. Facts. And then all of a sudden, the next day she comes in, not the same girl. Yeah, bro. Like... I don't know what it was. It wasn't her makeup or anything. It was like something. I guess she was... I don't know, bro. But we're like...
That's not the same girl. It's boring again. God damn, it's boring. You know what I think it was? It's because we were in that class for so long. Like, it was such a boring class and there was nothing excitement except for her walking in late. Yeah. Because she walked in late. Yeah, all the time. Yeah, and they're like, oh shit. That serotonin came in for like five seconds. But then after that, like, we came in, like, ah,
Yeah. It's not, it's not as nice as we thought. I still remember that picture. I was looking at that picture yesterday that we took. Which one? Oh, at the driver's place thing. Oh yeah. It was, yo, that's crazy. That's crazy that we both went. I know. Yeah. Like we always, it's, it always happens like that. It's always a duo thing, you know? Yeah,
It's jokes If you see Carlos somewhere You'll see me there too Loki yeah If you see me somewhere You'll see Carlos That's how it rolls Nemo better duo man You can't bro Who's the YouTube duo right now? The YouTube duo?
I don't even watch it. Where the Richie Lee and Tan Tang? That's facts. You feel me? Where the Richie Lee and Tan Tang? Shout out Richie Lee. Facts, bro. This guy put me on this color. No cap. Yeah, it's facts. Back then, when I was developing my style, what was it? Olive? Yeah, no cap. Flannels? No cap. This guy low-key put us on the beginner. Yeah, like the basic. If you needed to fall back,
And then on the Cardi shit. Yeah. We surpassed them. They was not on the same shit that I was on. I just surpassed them. I thought they were on the same shit that I was on. Nah, nah. We can never downplay Richie Lee. That's an OG goat, bruh. Yeah, he is. He is. Yeah, Funk Bros too, man. OG. Facts. Wow.
Oh, man, I miss the fun bros, bro. Fun bros, too. I still watch, like, when I get... When you get hungry, do you watch mukbangs? Or am I the only one? Sometimes, sometimes. Okay. I watch the Timothy De La Ghetto one. Oh, yeah? Those ones are fire. Bro, I've seen... See, this is my weird YouTube shit again, but you know how men's, like, get something and just dip it in bear, like, sauce? Oh, like the lobster and the butter and shit? Yeah, like... It's so good, bro. It looks so good. Okay, now we have to go to, like, something.
Like a boiling crab. Oh, yeah. I haven't been. Yeah. You ever been? Yeah, I've been. Yeah? It's fire. Like the spicy seafood and stuff? Just that experience? I missed out. I haven't done that yet. Locate that. I would take a shorty there for the first date. Really? It's messy though, no? No, exactly. Oh, that's why? Are you like one of those ones where it's like...
I'm going to take you on this nice little dinner date. Not that, but I'd take shorty on something that's like fun. Where'd you take thing first? We went to the, cause it was Corona. So there's not much to do, but we went to the beach. To the beach? Oh, that's sick. So like there's activities, you know? Yeah. Make sure you can do. My first ever like date date, like, cause our dates were usually just considered at my house. Yeah. But my like first ever date was like Wingstop.
Oh, really? Yeah, it was sick. Because we ordered like bare spicy wings. And then we're like, okay, let's see how much we can go. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, see, that's a problem. You covered the bill? Shorty covered. I know Shorty covered. No, we went half and half. See, when... Shorty used to always cover you, fam. No cap. Nah, nah, nah. Because I was broke. Shout out Shorty, bro. She took care of you still. She took care of you. She's a real one. Okay, okay. You're acting like she's my mom.
She said you should take care of you like I wasn't there fam. Nah, nah. We was making $120 off Taekwondo instructor, you feel me? I was so hyped for that check. I was like, $120, let's go. I went straight to grill. I was like, what can I buy for $80? So I can have $40 left for the month, you feel me? Yo, what are you saying for Christmas though? Christmas? You getting anyone gifts? Fam, is Christmas like...
Because it's Rona season right now. Yeah, bro. You know what I mean? Are we expected to give like lavish ass gifts or is it because it's Rona season because everyone's pockets are kind of burnt? I feel like it's because it's Rona season. It's not a big, it shouldn't be that big. Because you're not seeing anyone anyways. Well, you're not going to see anyone. You can, but like. If I didn't give you a Christmas gift, you'd give me cheese? You don't give me anything. I gave you this whole poster for your birthday, fam. I wrote on the back of it. No, no, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I wrote prophecy. He did stuff.
Shout out to episode one I wrote I wrote prophecy on this No cap You feel me? And Carlos can't even get me nothing That's crazy Bro I don't I never know what to get you still No Carlos almost wanted to get me a knife That's what I get everybody bro I don't even want that bro That's what I get everybody for their birthday or Christmas I don't need a knife bro But it's different cause like I always get it for the shorties Oh yeah?
So the shorties, like, they kind of like that type of stuff, you know? No one's going to buy them a knife. What the fuck? You'd buy your shorty a knife? I would. That's crazy. Why? Not, like, no normal shit like Pandora. No, I mean, like, as a... It's, like, a gift that you wouldn't expect, you know? But it's, like, hella thoughtful at the same time. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? That's true. I remember the... What's, like, the largest amount of money you spent on a gift for someone? Because I'm kind of disappointed that, like...
Cause uh I didn't even spend this money On my mom yet You feel me Where I didn't spend it on my girlfriend Where Yeah It was my It was my full $120 Yeah
On this like I was scrambling for Wait what'd you get her? This little ass dress Oh you bought her a dress? I went to I don't know Cause it was a last minute ting I was like Shoot I have to get something real quick I saw it I was like Yo she would look fire in this Even though I don't know Where she would wear it I was like It's expensive I'ma just get it You feel me? I got it Didn't even like She returned it And got something that she wanted Oh what? No no It's understandable Cause I knew she wasn't gonna wear it Oh true I just needed something you know Oh okay okay But yeah that's my fault on that You feel me? Yeah
But my full $120 went to her. For Christmas? That was for Christmas? No, for her birthday. Oh. Yo, honestly, I don't remember. Or receive. You can say, like, what's the best gift you received? That's hard. I don't know. I don't think I can come up with one like that. Really? I don't think there's one gift that's like, wow, that was my favorite. Because everything I really loved, I bought myself.
Oh, shit. To be honest. No, it's because it's either, like, my parents would usually just give me, like, money. Yeah. And then I get, like, what I want. Oh, no, yeah, they do that, too. Yeah. I feel like your parents, like...
Since I was young, I got like toys. Yeah. iPad. Because they don't really know. Now go buy yourself. Yeah. They don't really know who you are. Yeah. And they don't want to like get us something that we wouldn't use. No, it's smart though. It makes sense. I rate the money gifts, you know? Well, what's your favorite? Like best gift you ever got? My favorite? Oh, definitely my iPod. My first iPod. Oh,
I was this little ass kid I was waiting Cause I wanted like A cell phone device I was like let's go I shook the box And everything before Christmas I was so hyped And then I was screaming Like a little girl When I started opening it I gotta find I swear I gotta find that video Cause I talked about it a lot It's like that Pokemon video Like the blast voice You get to blast Yeah
No, you know that thing. Wow. It's an avocado. That was that. That was the best gift I received. I remember when I was little, I used to always get Nerf guns. Everyone used to buy me Nerf guns. Yeah. There was this one Christmas I remember so vividly. Like, everybody got me a Nerf gun. What? Yeah. So I had like a whole arsenal, bro. No, I've always wanted a Nerf gun, but like, yours was always special. Yeah. One present would be Nerf pistols. Next one is a Nerf rifle. Next one's another Nerf rifle. I'm like, damn.
What the heck? I'm like, shit. Yeah, yeah. You're ready to go and shit? No, but yeah. I remember my dad came back from work one day with a bunch, just a bunch of Nerf guns. Yeah. And this was me at like 15 already. So I'm already a guy of the phase. But my eight-year-old came out and was like, let's go. Yo, what's the best like Santa gift you got? Santa gift? Okay, what age did you stop believing in Santa though? Oh, I don't know. I think it was like grade.
It was low-key grade 4 But I kept it going To like grade 6 Yeah I think it was Kind of the same Cause I knew Like I saw my mom Put the iPad down On the thing You feel me I was always skeptical still I think I think I recognized her writing And then my mom Tried to play it I was like No it's not me Yes you Cause you gotta You gotta still play the game Yeah yeah yeah Just so that you can So you can get the game Yeah
Cause like Once you figure out the secret Then it's shit Like I'm not getting you nothing No more Yeah now you get socks Yeah Nah but now Now I rate socks Like that's the thing I'm more appreciative The Wiko socks? Yes sir You like those You sold out right? Yeah Jeez Yo you wanna hear a theory About Christmas? Yeah How it began? Okay okay Okay bro So there's this psychedelic mushroom Oh man
You can Google this. You can search this up. So there's this red mushroom. You know the mushroom emoji? The red with the white dots, right? Yeah, exactly. Tell me why we never see those around. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? We never really see those around. Like, we can't really eat them. Bro, those are psychedelic mushrooms. Yeah. But they're like a really, really traditional one. Yeah. So back in the day,
These mushrooms used to grow under pine trees. Okay. So imagine a pine tree and underneath you have red and white mushrooms underneath. Right. Okay. Okay. So shamans, I think this was in like, isn't like Serbia or something like that. Like Russian. Yeah. Like the North. So they used to have the, the mushrooms, the shamans used to take them and then they used to use them as like,
what do you call it? Spiritual awakens and shit. Yeah. Okay. Like that. And then you go on like a psychedelic trip. But here's the thing. So Christmas has a weird attachment to these mushrooms. Okay. So they used to take the mushrooms, the red and white mushrooms. Yeah. Pick it from the bottom. So you can imagine the tree, right? Yeah. And you see the red underneath it. It's kind of like a tree and then gifts underneath. Oh, all right. Hold on. Hold on. It's not finished. Now they used to take the mushrooms and before they can use it for their tradition, um,
For the psychedelic trip. Yeah. They put it on the tree. The tree like ornaments? To dry it. So it's kind of like ornaments. Right? So the shamans used to wear red and white. Yeah. Red and white. Santa Claus. Alright, listen. Listen, listen, listen. I think, um...
The reason we think of Santa Claus going in the chimney, you can Google this shit. This is all said. Keep going, keep going. So they used to climb up the chimney because the doors would be filled with snow. Like during a snowstorm or whatever, they couldn't get into the house. So they would climb through the chimney to go down into the house. And then they would give the mushrooms to the people living there. So it's like Santa Claus giving the gifts. Oh.
Oh, except there's psychedelic drugs. Yeah, there's psychedelic mushrooms. Oh, that's crazy. It's crazy. Like, this is all, this is all, like, if you search up old Christmas cards, for some reason, there's Christmas cards with that mushroom. Where'd you learn about this? Where'd you read this? I found this online, bro. Oh, see? But it's, like, search it up. It's facts. Like, I'm not making, I'm not pulling this shit out of my ass. This is facts. Imagine you had one right now. Yeah. No, but, like,
If you really bag it, that's... If that's the origin of Christmas, we just really changed it over time. Because this was a long time ago. You know what I mean? Yeah. And over time, like, yeah, you're going to commercialize it. You don't want it to be attached to that. Yeah, to that. It's a low key, like... Oh, that's kind of crazy. Maybe that is...
the how christmas began oh it definitely if all that stuff matches up like that then we just we just literally censored everything because santa claus used to wear red and the shamans used to wear red like that yeah it was that's great the mushrooms are red and white the christmas tree is green yeah all the colors of christmas come on because i never knew why why the chimney why santa came down the chimney when there was a door yeah exactly i never knew why like that reason right so it makes sense right because
Because if you can think about in the north, they would have snowstorms and shit. And then when you have a snowstorm, like the snow is going to cover your door. Yeah. So how do you how do you get in the crib? You're going to go through the chimney. Yo. Climb through the chimney. Here's your presents. Mushrooms. See, now I never. Wow. It's crazy, right? Because I dead ass never knew why he climbed down the chimney. Yeah. And why there were ornaments on a tree. Yeah. It's crazy. No, I'm not going to look at Christmas no more. I'm like, mom, stop.
That's a psychedelic drug. That's a psychedelic drug that you hang it on. Right? Yeah. I love looking into those like little kind of theories of like, even just history in general. Like those little things we don't really realize that's how it originated from. Like the Teletubbies. Do you know the thing, the creepy, like the really weird truth about the Teletubbies? What, what? Was like,
There were their kids stuck inside these costumes or something. I don't know. I forgot the real story, but there was these kids stuck in jail or something. Oh, what the fuck? It's really creepy. I have to do more research on it. Is that like the Spongebob theory? What's the Spongebob theory? You don't know the Spongebob theory? No, no, okay. Now you're about to ruin Spongebob for me? Okay, so the Spongebob theory is, you know that the shot of the beginning of the Spongebob intro of the island? Yeah. It's like the palm tree and like an island and water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Exactly.
That shot is a shot of a U.S. military nuclear field that they used to test atomic bombs on. What? Yeah. So the theory is all of those sea creatures in the water were just radiated from the nukes, and then that's why they're alive. What? What?
If you really think about it, it's kind of, if you look at SpongeBob, like all of the fish are talking and shit, like shit happens. And that's really weird. It's because they're all like, they're mutated. Oh my gosh. And then even the buildings too, the buildings are like messed up, like metal and stuff like that. Yeah. You never heard that theory? No, I haven't. There's so many theories like that. No, I love those ones too. When you're just like, there's a YouTube recommended, there's all these things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think of stuff, though. But that Teletubby really f***ed me up, though. Because it was about, like, I swear, kids, like, being tortured or something. F*** Teletubby. Yeah, yeah. I gotta... Someone's gotta tell me about that. Or I'm gonna just search it up later. Damn, that's bad stuff, bro. No, it is. And there's scarier ones that I'm just forgetting right now. Yo, there's another one about the Rugrats. Oh, I think I've heard about the Rugrats one. Dude, do you know it? Do you want to tell it? No, but, like...
I've heard of it. So the Rugrats one is kind of sad still. So the Rugrats one is like... What's her name? The girl. The main girl. The older girl. With the orange hair? Yeah. She... The theory is that she's just imagining all of the kids there. And none of them are alive. Oh, no. That's Candace. Oh, that's the Phineas and Ferb one. It's like the Phineas and Ferb one too. Yeah, yeah. But it's also the same for Rugrats. Really? Yeah. Like...
I think some of the kids are alive But some of them Like I think One of the twins Like one of the kids Yeah They're miscarriages or something Yeah
Yeah. I think there's one parent in Rugrats that's always depressed, even though they still have a kid. But the reason she's so depressed and sad like that is because she actually had a miscarriage. Oh, shoot. So what's her name? It's the main girl with the orange or blonde hair. Yeah. She's just imagining all these kids, and this is really just her. That's why when she tries to tell the parents about the kids, none of them listen. What?
Yeah See there's Bro It's that the Phineas and Ferb One creeped me out too It's cause like They thought Phineas and Ferb passed away And that's why the mom Can't see it And Candace is just like Really sad that they're away That she There's She's still trying to Vision them there you know Yeah Or something like that Yeah she's just She's just like imagining it all Or she has like Schizophrenia or something Yeah yeah Something like that I don't See but like that thing Like
People just make that shit up. But it's so perfect. It's so perfect. To the point that it'll make you believe. Like, I don't believe that the creators of Phineas and Ferb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That the kids passed away and they can't see no more. But that would be a so, like, that would be so sick, like,
If they planned all of that. That's some Jordan Peele type shit. That like flew over your head. But like once you really realize. Yeah. It's crazy. Oh, also there's a theory about Spongebob that all of the characters are based on the seven deadly sins. Wait, are there seven characters in Spongebob? Squidward, Patrick. Okay, listen, listen. So. Krabs. Mr. Krabs is the sin of greed. Oh.
Oh, no, I've heard of this one. I think I've heard of this one. Plankton, sin of jealousy. Patrick is sloth. Okay, yeah. Squidward, I forgot all the sins, but Squidward is something else. And then...
SpongeBob is lust. Why lust? Because he likes Sandy or something? No, because he's like, he's so lustful with everything. Like, he's so happy about everything. I mean, and he always wants to do everything, you know? He always wants to be a part of the stuff. I forgot all of them, but like, that's one of the theories. It's crazy, bro. You know what that messes with your mind? What's that affect Mandela? The Mandela effect? Yeah. Bro, what's the Curious George one?
And he doesn't actually have like a- Oh yeah, he doesn't have a tail. He doesn't have the brown stuff on his tail or something like that. No, no, he doesn't have a tail at all. Wait, he doesn't have a tail? He doesn't have a tail at all. Something like that. Oh yeah, he doesn't have a tail. It's fucked, bro. Yeah.
The Monopoly guy... He doesn't have a monocle. No, he does. No, he doesn't. That's the Mandela effect. He doesn't have one. Nah, he does, bro. He doesn't have one. Chill out. He doesn't have a monocle, bro. What? He doesn't have one. That's the Mandela effect. Nah, because I... Okay, okay, listen, listen. There's another one. Yeah. All right, Pikachu. Pikachu. Oh, I've heard of this one, too. His tail. Look, okay, okay. Before I show it... Before I show it, do you remember him having... Okay, well, what do you think Pikachu's tail looks like? It's like...
It's yellow and then brown on the end, no? Or like black on the tip, right? Yeah, black. Yeah, black on the tip. Yeah. Yo! It never happened, bro. Yo. It never... That's kind of crazy. Yo, Pikachu never had like the black tip on his tail. Mandela effects, fam. That's crazy. That one fucked me up the most because I had drawings. And you scribbled like the black stuff on that? Yeah, I drew the tail with the black tip on the end. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Crazy. Why do you think that happens, though? Bro, it's a theory that...
we're in we're in different dimension or like we're on a set dimension or timeline and then something happened that we jumped onto a second one and there's little differences between oh yeah like there's a theory that scientists played with dark matter you know what dark matter is yeah it like fucks up with the dimension yeah like you can't fuck with it's like a black hole yeah you can't fuck with a black hole because it's literally like will change reality yeah yeah so
So the theory is we're on a different dimension. And the subtle differences from that dimension is shit like this. Like shit we didn't really notice but changed. But then the other reasoning is like people just forgot. Yeah. But shit, some of this stuff is too real. Like Bernstein Bears. Yo, the Bernstein Bears. And I've seen Kit Kat or something. I don't know. There's something about a Kit Kat. Oh, the Kit Kat doesn't have the dash or something like that? Yeah. What the heck? It's crazy, bro. Have you heard that one where it's like...
If you're going on the highway or something, you're traveling time. What? It's like if two cars are going at a certain speed that you're literally traveling time. I never heard that one, still. Really? I've heard about this. Someone told me about that. I was like, shut up. The only thing about the time travel one I remember is you watch the movie, Paul? No. You don't watch the movie, Paul? The alien? Oh, wait, no, hold on. I think Seth Rogen was the voice of this alien. So anyways, they were on this road and then there's like a sign that's like,
you're one hour ahead one hour behind and they were like jumping through i'm time traveling bro they're just jumping like across and then back in time back inside no that's kind of crazy yeah but that the only movie that was the the gopher or whatever the grasshopper day or something oh grand hog day yeah yeah we talked about that in the in the last podcast did we no we didn't we did we did because we were talking about destiny and all that oh
Oh, yeah. Yo, our podcast usually plays with the... We like playing shit with the mind. Like, what else can you think about? Like, that's just crazy. Bro, low-key, living a groundhog situation would be kind of cool. What do you mean? Like, living the same day every... Like, you'd probably go crazy, but it would be... We're literally living that right now, though. You know that. That's kind of true. Yeah. Quarantine? Yeah, you can't go crazy.
damn so would you want to live this every day bro okay no actually no there's limitations because in the movie he could go out he could do whatever he wants yeah he could do everything okay now now no i would do that still living every like the same every day because then you can predict every you can make like hella money you can predict like the stock market but then but then your day's over yeah you get that one and then nothing nothing changes exactly you're just gonna go crazy yeah if you had like an amazing day and then fuck you have to live the whole thing again exactly and then you have the
worst day let's say like you meet a shorty like you never would have thought yeah and then like she's gone she doesn't remember you that's like the man's on the i saw a thing it was like oh he held the door for me but i'm never gonna see him again it's one of those it's like you see a shorty on the road but yeah
Bro, do you ever have those regrets about, like, a shorty you've seen? Or a shorty, like, you used to talk to, and then you never see them ever again? Because you didn't, like, build a relationship? Yeah, obviously. You have a story about that? Nah, it... Bro, do you remember my Raptors story, fam? Oh, yo! Yo, we're looking for that shorty! Nah, chill, chill. I'm not looking for that shorty. I'm not looking for that shorty. Nah, okay. Oh, yeah, okay, my bad. But I'm looking for that shorty now. But it's a sick story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So...
The story goes, Raptors parade. We won. We won the championship. Yes, sir. Right? Everyone in Toronto is downtown. Yes, sir. Nathan Phillips Square. Yeah. Drake goes on stage. Uh-huh. Drake's like...
I don't usually do this. I do this speech during really special shows. Yeah. And at times like this, I think it's important. He's like, I want you to go to someone you don't know. Yeah. Like a complete stranger. And then give them a big hug and say, like, we made it. Right? So...
When we were at Nathan Phillips Square, when we were there, we were waiting like six hours. Yeah, facts. Maybe more. Maybe like eight hours. Just so we can see the thing. Because the lineups were crazy, right? And they didn't start the ceremony until way later because the buses were driving through the city, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So...
I was just like kicking it and I was like talking to whoever's around me. There's a video of me, like the man's Claudia. Cause I was literally talking to everyone. I was so bored. Right. So anyways, I was talking to the shorty, like it was chill, whatever. We caught a vibe. Yeah. Right. But when Drake said that thing, like we both looked at each other and then it was like, yeah, it was kind of like a special. Yeah. It was like, it was like one of those like movie moments, like shit. Drake literally called us out and he was like,
You guys hug, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Like, I want everyone to do it. And then, like, we both look at each other and do it. You didn't get her Snapchat, nothing like that, bro. Okay, here's the crazy part. Here's the crazy part. Remember there was a shooting? Oh, yeah. So, there was a shooting.
And that was right after Drake's speech. Yeah, yeah. So after the hug, it was like, doo-doo-doo. Yeah. No, not even like, after that, everyone was like going through their head like, oh, we got to get out of here. Even me too. All the boys too were like, nah, we can't chill here. Like, we got to cut. Because everyone was panicking. Yeah. Right? Yeah.
Bro, we looked at one of the tall buildings. We could see a military scoping in with a sniper rifle. Deadass. We can see the military on the radio. Oh, we think we found the shooter, blah, blah, blah. That's scary, bro. Yeah. So all of this happened.
I wasn't thinking about shorty. Yeah, obviously. Like I'm thinking about my life, bro. If you're thinking about the shorty at that point. Yeah. You're kind of fucked up in the mind. You got your priorities all wrong. Facts, bro. Like shit was, was like real life danger. Yeah. So bro, we cut. And then as we cut, Charen even asked me, he was like, yo, did you get that girl's number? Yeah. I'm like, Oh wait. I'm like, you go back in the crowd.
And then I'm never gonna see that girl ever again. It's crazy I remember I remember that that the time we won cuz we I wasn't at the I wasn't at the parade Yeah, cuz cuz I caught the flu I'm so cheese cuz of that but I didn't want to go to the parade Yeah, but then um the time we won game six, I think mm-hmm. I remember the barricade after like this the final buzzer came off the barricade fell over yeah the security was
contact guy but everyone just flooded it was so crazy I remember running to you and it was like one of those slow motion movies all the boys came in all the boys came in I jumped as high as I can we did like
of those yeah the group the group it was it was like a happy time for him but yeah that was a good time bro good memories man i've never had one of those moments like that where i regret nah i'm probably forgetting but i think that was the most memorable for me just because it was such a movie moment imagine imagine like i tell my kids like yo you know how i met your mother yeah drake told us to
To say hi to each other That's crazy Imagine like you tell You tell everybody like Oh Drake Drake through the love Yeah That's a crazy story That is a crazy story No King Von Yeah No King Von Facts But yeah My story is just like Oh I've seen Like a thrift store or something And then We were going for the same thing Oh It was like Nah I was like Nah you can have it But in my head I'm like What you know about love Nah
Like we were both reaching in and I was like, what you know about love? Yeah, but that's mostly it. That was my movie moment. Yeah, bro. Life's crazy like that, man. You never know. What if that was your destiny and you just chose to go on a different path? I'm telling you this. It all works out, bro. Imagine the shooting never happened. Yeah. Well, imagine the shooting was meant to happen, though.
See, it's like, yeah, God doesn't want you to. Yeah, imagine like I wasn't meant to be. I definitely wasn't because shit, I'm not with her right now. Yeah, I know. Like shit like that, bro. Facts. You never know. Life has so many secrets. No, it doesn't. And so many different paths. One little thing could have changed your whole life. Yeah, I know. For the best, too. For the best, yeah. It's always for the best. Yeah. I feel like. You can go through some rough patches, but you know. We move. Yeah, we move. We move. That moment really taught me like.
Really make the most Out of everything Cause you never know Like shit Whoa I'm never gonna see That person ever again Yeah Like I used to have that In high school too Like I wouldn't shoot My shot with a girl Yeah yeah And I mean Things like that Mmhmm
But really, I force myself that I need to do like what I need to do. I'm going to miss out and I don't want to regret anything in my life. No, that's facts. See, no, I'm always I'm still on that. Like, let's say I'll hesitate. Yeah. If I remember. Bro, no regrets, fam. No regrets. Okay. This is how I knew his fate. This is okay. So remember that summer? Yeah. When I was about to ask Shorty on a date? Yeah. It was it was it was a date, fam. That's it.
When I look back, bro, it's just a date. Like, just go ask her. But me and Sharon usually go to Brandon's house. And usually we don't invite Carlos because... Oh, yeah, I remember this. Because you live on other ends. We're not trying to go back and forth, right? Yeah, yeah. So the two times that we brought Carlos, he made us. He literally made us DM the shorties we like. Deadass, bro. I made sure you guys did it. Yeah. I was like, if...
And it was a crazy thing too Cause Cher never says Yo yo you wanna scoop Carlos? Cause we were already in Scarborough Yeah We went back for you Yeah bro Why did we come back for you? Nah you know why? It was a weird day It was one of those days Where I was kinda lonely Yeah I was like Working on WeCo Studios I was kinda lonely that day So I called up Cher And I'm like Yo what are you guys saying today? Yeah
It just so happened. Just so happened. That was the day. And that really taught me like, okay, nothing can go bad. Even with Brody, nothing went bad. Yeah. Nothing really went bad, bro. Yeah, bro. Like it's all destiny, fam. Yeah. But really you need those people. I'm not saying like. No, no. I mean, but those people that push you to do better. You do. You have to. Sometimes you listen to them. Because if you hang around with all.
the same people as you yeah you're gonna grow you know yeah it's it's really hard to grow when all of the all the people you're around yeah have the same mentality of like i just want to be like that's facts but if you really want to grow you got to take that for yourself you got to like make that jump jump and jump back you know what i mean it always comes back to that yeah and it's funny because at the raptors parade i remember you telling like you said some some whack stuff in the group chat you're like oh if i if i don't become friends with you or something like that
i'm trying to make new friends you feel me i said i said what are you always trying to meet new people i'm always trying to expand my friend group yeah exactly and at that time i was like i didn't get it yeah you didn't get it at the time you're kind of you guys were kind of roasting me yeah no because because i was like damn okay like we were there from day one okay but it's not it's not like i was gonna leave like look at it right now like sure i have more friends but like i'm still hanging with the day ones feel me like that's not i'm not gonna switch up on nobody yeah i mean that's like for everything like
Even like go back to Taekwondo My dad put me in The higher Higher belt tournaments Yeah So I learned more So you learned better Exactly Exactly So just in life just
Don't be in your comfort zone all the time. Yeah, step out of your comfort zone, man. People don't know, bro. Like that, just going on a date. I've never been on a true date like that. Yeah? Yeah. And I was like, it was weird, but like... Damn, bro. I'm glad I pushed y'all, though. I'm glad I pushed y'all. That was a real one. That shit makes me so happy, man. Like when I push someone to do something, like for the better. Even Charon, bro. Yeah. This guy was...
I'm not going to flame him for this. Yeah, he wasn't in a messenger. I made him. Comfort zone, fam. And you always have it. Carlos always has it. Everything you say, he'll have a counter for it. I have a comeback for everything. So a man says, oh no, I'm in my comfort zone right now. I'm trying to make money. I'm trying to get my bag. Yeah, I'm trying to get my bag. Carlos is like, alright, let's get this out the way. Then you can go back to your bag. I literally said like, alright bro, if you bought your bag, let's get this out of the way.
Then you can be about your bag. Yeah. Literally, there's no excuse. No, there's not. And he was stopped. He's like, ah. Yeah, he's like, take my phone, bro. Shit, you right. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, bro. That's my favorite, man. Just pushing people to do better. Shout out you, man. Even with this stuff, I was like, because usually, bro, if you ask me for like $1,000 back then with this like stupid podcast idea, you think I'm going to give it to you? Yeah. No, but then I was like,
This time I was like, how much money do you need? You believe, right? I was like, how much money do you need? I'll send it to you right now. You feel me? You just got to take those leaps, man. You got to take those jumps. I know. See? This is actually that title, Jump or Jump. Yeah, it's perfect. And that was one of the first ones we requested. What were we going to name this? We were going to like, roll with the winners. Run with the winners. Run with the winners. What else? Y2K podcast. Y2K podcast. Cyber Y2K.
Someone's gonna take that one I bet Someone's gonna be like Let's just give him ideas We need equity on that though There's our royalties Facts Facts But yeah Jumper's Jump was like the first one I was like Yo let's call it that And I kinda didn't get it Cause I was like That's our inside joke But then I was like But it makes sense It all makes sense And the original meaning Is not the same The original meaning Is totally different That's so funny bro We gotta save that That story for another episode though Yeah yeah yeah We can't tell them the original though
That's actually so jokes. Because it... Like, it means... Like, you would never expect that meaning. Yeah, you would never expect that meaning, but this meaning is better. Yeah. It makes more sense, so we'll just go with it, you know? But, yeah. When did we come up with... I think that was first year university. Right? First year university? Yeah, first year university came up with Jump or Jump. Oh, I said Jump or Jump, like, first year. Yo, we should just tell the story, bro. No, I don't want to say that story, bro. Nah, okay. Not right now, not right now. We'll save it. It's a good one. But I think...
It was like grade 8 I mean no no Grade 12 uni Oh yeah yeah yeah Cause you started jumping Yeah They won't get that shit bro They would not get that bro Totally Everybody has their catchphrases though Like that's just my catchphrase Yeah From the jump What do I always say? You always say like Word
Okay, that's like everyone though. Everyone says word. I don't know. You don't have like a set. You know who has a set catchphrase? Who? Ryan. Ryan Kuda. Who? Oh, it is. It is. This guy has so many catchphrases, bro. It is what it is. Facts, bro. Shout out Ryan, man. He has bare wisdom. A lot. You gotta have him on the podcast one time. Because he goes through a lot, bro. He has bare experiences that he can just tell you and stuff like that. Yeah, bro. Yo, I can't wait till we get like local creators and we can hop on the podcast with those. Facts, bro. Oh my god.
It'd be so fun. We have a list, bro. Yeah, we have a list. We have a list. We have a list ready and we're about to go. But yo, like any local creators that want to like link up with us, hop on the podcast, like message us. We're going to have guests come in soon. We're going to hop another mic and then we're going to have guests in here. Exactly. Just chill, talk for a bit. Yeah, bro. It's a vibe, bro. No, it is. What else? What else fucks with the mind? I'm trying to think. Yo, do you believe in Bigfoot? No. You don't? Nah. Nah, I don't. Bro, but...
Bigfoot technically was real though. Like there was a huge ape that used to live in North America. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. It's like... What the...
those big like look at a gorilla oh but okay okay it's not bigfoot bigfoot as in like that shit can talk yeah but like it's an animal i mean it's an animal that can like walk around and eat yeah it's like mutant kind of thing yeah yo do you see the like the mutant things in the philippines there was like a bat oh in the aswang yeah bro there's like a bat hanging from a tree oh yeah the
I was like, no way this is real. Because it opened and it was like the size of like a truck. It's literally what? It was like, it was five feet tall. Yes, bro. That's a full, that's a person. Yeah, bro. A bat like that tall? Yeah. It's crazy. Oh, you ever heard of the Mothman? No. What's the Mothman? So there's an, it's kind of like. This guy has all the weird stuff, bro. That's like the shit I get into on YouTube too. Do you know, do you know about the legend of the palm tree? Yeah.
So the Mothman. Yeah. So this Mothman used to show up before natural disasters. Okay. I forgot what bridge it was. It was like a bridge that broke down. And there's a picture of the Mothman before it broke down. Yeah. And there was another one, like a building, like burned to the ground. Yeah. The Mothman was there too. They caught a picture of it.
And then it's like a It's like a theory like What if there's There's like a In A bad energy Like thing That causes Yeah that causes that shit Yeah I don't know It's all like Folklore and shit Really Yeah
Who knows? Yeah. Yo, this is a crazy story. My Lola used to tell me about this. So her sister, she used to believe in the, this was in the Philippines. Yeah. She used to believe like she would go and play with these dwarves.
like a little philippines yeah in the philippines i can look you see that though that's like something crazy that you can just see in the philippines yeah and they used to like play with her and then like take her on adventures and so so my lola said she would disappear yeah for like four hours yeah and then she'd come back and be like oh i was playing with the the little people yeah
the dwarves and then still white dwarves yeah and then they're like what what do you mean but she did she dead ass like disappeared like they couldn't find her whoa and she came back and told that story like oh i would play with the dwarves yeah damn what the hell bro do you think there's some shit that kids can see that we can't kids can see that we can't yeah remember um in in in the peter pan movie hook where they're eating like
On a table and there's no food on the plates. It's like, use your imagination. Yeah, yeah. And then they were like eating. Low key? Do you think there's some things like kids can see that are revealed to them but adults won't? Yeah, I don't think so. Kind of like the elves though. I think that's only in movies, bro. You think that's only in movies? No way. Because if a kid went up to me and he's like, he's like...
Watch out you might hit the dog Beside you And I don't see a dog I'm literally swinging on that kid Like no way you're telling me There's a dog here Like that type thing Okay imagine Imagine you're like Imagine you are one of those elves Okay I would only want to Reveal myself to the kids That won't harm me
Oh yeah For sure You feel me? So this is non-snitches Yeah no snitches No snitching No smoke Like I don't want I don't want your boots coming And stepping on me That are too intelligent To know like Oh that's a dwarf Yeah It could probably bring us powers I'll tell everyone You feel me? Yeah exactly So maybe they only reveal themselves To like little kids Yo that would be crazy But me as a kid I don't remember seeing No crazy stuff like that
Yeah me either Okay But maybe it's only in the Like the Philippines Yeah There's bear shit in Mexico too I know Mexicans have There's a lot of stuff that happens Like crazy folklore like that Yeah Oh in the desert of Mexico I think they found a skeleton of a dwarf
Like when I say dwarf, I mean like literally an elf, like super small. Yeah. The size of like two of my hands are like shorter. Golly. They search it up. They found a skeleton of a creature, kind of like a human, but it's super small like that. Yeah. Crazy. What the heck? And this is real shit.
like it's not it's not like okay imagine a dwarf came up to you and what was the first thing you're doing bro i'd be like mind-boggling yo what are you yeah would you tell everyone i don't know you probably would i would take a picture i try and take a picture but like when you take the picture they get cheese yeah see they get cheese and then they start scrapping you yeah what would you do like if you saw them i'll be like yo tell me about like dude can i tell stuff i would just be like okay like
yo this is kind of crazy especially if they're friendly right you don't want to you know do them dirty you don't want to like cause no harm did you know the origin story of like a leprechaun i've never a leprechaun yeah like what's the backstory of a leprechaun i don't know i don't know about leprechauns i'll google that i'll come back next episode because why do they show up why do they have a pot of gold
I don't know. That's a good question. At the end of a rainbow. You know what I mean? That's a good question. I'm going to look into that. Yeah. I love these like little like theory things. Yeah. I'm trying to like, that's what I'm trying to think. Like what else is there? But yeah, that just made kind of made me just go want to go back to the Philippines. Yeah. There's, there's so many different things like that. Like people see stuff that we wouldn't like, it sounds outrageous. Oh, here's something that, um, that, uh, I remember. So before, um, some, someone told me this before you, um,
take a piss in the woods yeah or anything you have to say like a prayer or something really why because this is someone's fuck i don't remember the story i'm trying to think because this is like someone's land or something damn weird and then or if you because if you don't then bad stuff will happen to you really and i've heard a story of something actually bad happening to someone yeah oh you want to hear a crazy story about my mom so my mom this was when she was a kid
She was playing, this was in the Philippines. She was playing in the graveyard. They're playing hide and seek or tag or something like that. Right. And when she came home, she was so sick. No one knew why she was so sick. Yeah. And then my Lola, she knew right away, like, Oh, we have to bring her to the elder. Holy smoke. Cause, um, cause she, she was either like,
Something Was cast on her Yeah I mean because They were playing in the graveyard So they brought her to the elder And they did all these prayers And all these like Rituals and stuff Yeah And my mom was better The fact that your grandma Knew exactly Yeah she knew like Oh you guys were doing You're doing that Nah We gotta go Yo
- Yo, no hospital? - Yeah, no hospital can, yeah. - Yo, you know why you put, this is your house, do this too, but you have pennies on like windows? - Oh, I don't know. - Yo, why do we put that there? - I don't know. - 'Cause I've been into houses and there's also pennies. - Is it like a Filipino thing? - I think so, 'cause I've seen it on all Filipino houses. There's always a penny. - Really? - If you guys, just comment down if you're Filipino and why do you have pennies in your windows?
damn i don't know at new year's at new year's do you do like uh rituals oh i always put money in my pockets yeah that's my big that's my big ritual and i always jump the highest i can yeah because before i was really small right and and every new year's my dad's like jump as high as you can so you'll grow literally i jumped like so high i was i was gassed i was like yeah and then um also my mom turns on all the lights in the house
I don't know what that means, but it's like, I don't know. Oh, you're supposed to do that? Yeah, I guess. And then she's always walking around with money and she's like, flapping money. Oh, wait. You feel me? I used to get all the cash I can get and put it in my pockets. Yeah, no, exactly. That's what they do. Because it's like good fortune or something. Yeah, because you're going to bring more fortune in the future or like in the next year. Yeah.
And it always works, bro. Honestly, it always works. I mean, back to manifestation. Yeah. But no, the New Year's in Canada are not as lit as the New Year's in Philippines, bro. Oh, they go crazy there, huh? They go crazy. Cheaps everything. Everyone's shooting guns and shit. Yeah. Because they can do that out there, bro. Imagine, bro. Sometimes I just want to go. Like, I wish I grew up in the Philippines because there's so much to do, bro. Yeah. My dad was telling me like.
The childhood in the Philippines is unbeatable compared to what you get here. Yeah, I'm telling you, like, my dad did all, like, he drank when he was, like, thing. He did all these crazy things when he was so small. Yeah, my dad had a pet monkey, bro. Yeah, bro. My dad used to go, like, hiking to...
ancient world war ii like japanese hills yeah where like they had a battle and stuff they would go hiking up there and it was supposed to be like haunted yeah oh yeah bro my dad when he had to walk he had he had some crazy story where every day he had to walk through a patch like one of those high grass patches every day at like midnight or something bro imagine doing that now it
know a lot it's crazy i'm with the clowns out back to the clouds but yeah bro yeah the philippines must have been a fun childhood facts we missed out on that but at the same time like
It's not like I don't regret nothing. I love my childhood. I'm glad I grew up like this. Yeah. And we have so many opportunities like we have growing up here that are paying to do. Bro, my dad came here. My dad came here like I remember he showed me his bank account or something and it was like five dollars. Damn. Really? He came here with five. He flipped that. That's crazy. Sir, we like those. That's the fob mentality, bro. No, it is. No. Yo, people. It's not even like.
Like every Filipino has that type of story. Yeah. They grind. They come here to grind. They come here to grind. You don't play no games, right? I know. So whenever I feel unmotivated... You just gotta remember. That's why I have my dad and my mom on my phone case. Because I'm like... Whenever I'm thinking...
I don't want to do this. No, look what they did, bro. Yeah. Dang. That just keeps me motivated. Shout out to the OGs. Facts. We're only here because of them. No, no kizzy. Yeah, bro. Like you gotta really gotta take it. We're talking some, some deep shit. That's why I was like, I like these pauses. Cause we're like, we need a break. Slow it down. Slow it down. I just dissed you. Yeah. Yeah. Christmas coming up. Well, what's like the biggest lesson do you learn this year?
Biggest lessons I learned this year? That's a good one to end it off. Holy. Okay, this is going to be crazy for you because you probably wouldn't think this would be my biggest lesson. Yeah. It's always trust my gut.
You always do that though. I know. Cause that's what I'm saying. It's crazy. You think I don't do that. Okay. Yeah. Cause you, you think I already do that. Yeah. Bro saying you were hesitant this whole time. Trust me. There's a lot of times I didn't trust my gut and then I ended up doing it like later on. Yeah. But if I trust my gut, like earlier on, it would have been so much better. Or like, even if I did those steps before, yeah, then it would have turned out like way more, way better for me.
that's true so i think that's the biggest lesson i learned this year is trust my gut no that that goes with me too just go just trust yourself yeah literally just go you have yeah you like just do it that's literally all it is and stay humble while you do it yeah because no one can tell you otherwise like you have to tell yourself exactly feel me if you don't have that mentality then no one's gonna believe in you like you believe in you no exactly that's facts
And you can't get it twisted like other people believe in you more than yourself. You can't get it twisted like that. You have to believe in yourself. No, that's facts. I think it's the same thing with relationships too. What do you mean by that? Like some people, they're not ready to be in a relationship. Yeah. Because let's say they're not emotionally there or they're not ready.
They don't love themselves enough to love another. For sure. You feel me? Like you have experience with that. Yeah. Yeah. Like before, I don't know. I was still, I was still growing. I was still changing. I was still trying to find myself, you know, and still trying to find yourself by being while being in a relationship. Yeah. It's hard. Cause one day you're this. Yeah. And one day you're like,
You're something else. Like, bro, if I was still in that relationship, I almost turned into an indie boy. I was, I was going to turn into indie boy, listen to Claro and stuff. Yeah. I thought that was cool. But in my mind, I'm like, this is not me, bro. Like how long can I do this? And that, that breakup really just taught me where I like, okay, now, now that you have time yourself, it's you versus the world. Now that's fine. It's not, it's like she has her own life. Be,
Don't be mad at whatever she does. Yeah. You're focused on yourself now. Yeah, you gotta love yourself before you can love someone else. Yeah, exactly. Because you gotta really know you. You have to know you. Yeah. You know? I feel like right now, I'm like, I would say 90% I know myself. Yeah. And that's pretty good. Because I'm still young. I'm still learning though. I'm always learning. I'm always learning. Yeah. Always learning about myself. But before, I was so... Like, I didn't know what the hell to like. You know? If someone said this, I would...
okay i like that too yeah you know because that's the that's the kind of like the childish mentality too yeah see because everyone was in that you know we're all like oh i want to be like you want to be like i want to be friends with you so let's let's all like do the same thing yeah but no you gotta you gotta choose what you really like you know that that's that's really important no that's facts so yeah just go find yourself and because i there was a one quote that my friend said is like don't waste your child
But don't waste your time trying to find us. Find yourself. Yeah. That's the hard old quote. Shout out to Jod, bro. That is a good quote. I love how we always end off with these. Yeah, I know.
