EP.194 - DR.DOOM MARVEL THEORIES, OLYMPIC GAMES SYMBOLISM, & 2027 WORLD ENDING PROPHECY
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There's certain people I have to unfollow- I have to mute shit. Yeah, yeah. Because people just post the weirdest stuff. Yo, there's this film account I follow. It's all like film scenes. It used to be. It used to be all film scenes. I think it's called Film Gems. At Film Gems. Now-

it got hacked or whatever, every single post is like OnlyFans promo. - Wow. - What is going on? I'm not gonna describe what it is, but it was like, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, I know. Because, you know, Explore page two, it's like, if you even view something for three seconds, your whole thing, yeah. And then when you're in public and you open your Instagram, it doesn't even have to be your following. It just appears on your feed. - What's the worst one you got caught with? You just looked at it for a second and it's all over. - Yeah, I'm a OnlyFans model still.

That might be an out. That might be an out. I'm not going to lie. In the airport, just looking at my girl looks at me like, yo, who are you following? On vacation too. Okay, that's crazy. Because I was talking about like some Squishmallow videos. You don't have none of that stuff? You don't have like ASMR stuff? No, no, no. Just straight only fantasy.

That just showed up and she just looked over and was like, okay, buddy. Honestly, I see it more and more often. Okay, do you think it's good for society that people can make money off anything they can do now? Or is it bad? I've never knocked OnlyFans. No, but in a sense, we're doing that same shit too. We're just talking and we're making money off of it. And you can do anything. You can probably drink water in front of a camera and probably make money. Facts. Because if you're making money, I would never knock the hustle. If your back is against the wall, you would do anything.

Shit, I would go to feetpigs.com and sell my feetpigs if I needed money. You know what I mean? That's just a hustler in me. You know what I mean? Okay, but there's a side to... I don't know. There's a pride side to it, you know? It is, yeah. It's like a, do you want to be seen as this person your whole life? And at the same time, like, yeah, you get your hustle. I guess at the end of the day, you still get your hustle. But I don't want to be known for doing some shit that's like selling your soul type of thing. That's the worst. That's the worst. True. Because people...

I think people can tell when you're not, I don't know, like you're doing it for what you actually want to do or you're actually doing it because there's something enticing you. Yeah. You know what? The song AI things where you're like, you make your own songs and like that'll probably create hella artists, right? Yeah. Fam, I don't know if you've seen the AMP Cypher.

So Davis- Oh he AI'd his own song? I think so fam. Why? There's no way that he sounds like Tory Lanez. Did you hear it? I'll play it for you after the video. No maybe he can sing. Yeah but the studio was probably cooking though. Like the engineer probably cooked his voice though. You know what I mean? But like imagine like you have that. You've never even dropped a debut song like that. And then you come out like that. That's why I'm like surprised like-

Maybe you got the AI flow from it, or maybe the sound producer was good, or maybe that's just your natural talent. But there's, oh, I know I could do that myself if I really wanted to. Really? Yes.

I guess he can. I guess he can. Anything's possible. Yeah, anything's possible now. I don't know if it's a theory, but Kai's was written by Yachty, right? Oh, yeah. I can see that. He had the Yachty flow. It sounds like Yachty. Yeah, 100%. I mean, if you're homies with him, why not, right? And if you have the money to pay for a ghostwriter, you could probably do it. Everybody probably ghostwriten that shit. Yeah, yeah. Phantom was kind of hard, though. Oh, Phantom's a rapper, though. Oh, he's actually a rapper? Yeah, he's actually a rapper. He's been doing it. So, like, every cypher he's been, like...

Okay, okay, okay. The moment I heard him, I'm like, no, it has to be AI, bro. Yo, okay. If you could use AI right now to just, I guess, profit off anything, you could be anything. You'd be a celebrity doing acting. You could do music. You could do art. Which one would you choose? Because at some point...

It's going to be so good. You can do anything. Like no limits. You can probably fake your fucking acting with computer generation on your face type shit. That ass because it's like when I saw about the auto podcast editing thing, I actually felt bad for our editors. Our editors because I'm like, fuck, they lost their job. You know what I mean?

All I had to do was buy an app that cost $20, download my thing, our editor's jobs are gone. Damn, if I'm in that position, because I'm not in that position, so I don't know what it feels like. But you're losing money. $20 to what did we pay them? Yo! Crazy. I don't know. Because I think at a certain point though, humans can... Can humans really do better? Humans can do better. I have hope. I have hope. I do have hope. Because there's a soul. Because look,

AI is only going off of what's already been created. So it would take... Damn.

Does it go off? Yeah, it does, right? That's how open AI works like that. So it uses whatever's been created already and references that shit to make whatever else new. But it's not making something new. It's just making new out of what's already been made. Okay, okay. But you said humans do it better, right? Yeah. But yo, I don't know if you've seen the AI tool that's coming out, friends.com. Nah.

- This is Black Mirror fam. - What is it? - So it's an AI tool that you wear around your neck and it acts like an imaginary friend.

Talk to anybody who's lonely you'll have an app downloaded. Oh, it knows what's going on around you So if like you're on a hike, oh It's like Yeah, you're doing great on the hike bruh, like you should continue. That's real life her. Yeah, you heard of her That's real life that I think I might have seen that before but I thought it was a watch no, ah, that's different It's a necklace with like a little ball. Oh

Yeah. I feel like that's already been a thing. There's nobody. Are you going to use that shit? No. Nobody's using that, bro. Literally nobody's using that. People would though. People would buy into that. Nah. Imagine you can customize your friend. No, no. Could take it in this way. Just take it in this way. If I open chat GBT right now, I can literally do that through my phone.

We're not all doing that, though. No, but it knows what's going on. You have to chat to chat DPC. How does it know what's going on? Is it the camera? Yeah, it's literally a camera that follows you, fam. Oh, that's weird. That's actually weird. So it can see, like, people and stuff? Yeah, and it can feel like, like, uh...

I think one guy in the commercial spilled food on it and the thing would beep, beep, yummy. Oh, that's wild. Yeah, and then it was like, yummy. Because imagine, imagine your AI and it sees people you're interacting with and your AI probably knows, again, it probably knows 48 laws of power. It probably knows all of these Robert Greene books and it's looking at everybody talking to you and whispering in your ear, yo, this person's trying to use this tactic on you.

this person trying to lean you to that you look at your phone you know everything now and it predicts the future he goes watch this person he's gonna spill his drink and it happened yo it could probably it could probably do that yeah yeah but imagine like all the introverted people who are like lonely I would cop it if I was that imagine you just have a friend that like whenever you need it to talk to you it talks to you that's fire

Imagine a custom imaginary friend. I wouldn't wish that though. I don't know. Even though it does create a connection for people, that's not the right connection you want. I guess. Because what's the equivalent of that? That's pretty much buying a doll type of, you know what I mean? Like getting one of those and...

But isn't that what we do when we're kids? We make imaginary friends. This is just like it talks back to you now. So it's an advanced imaginary friend. That's all I see it as. I think imaginary friends are cooler because you put your own twist to it. And your mind is the best, right? Yeah, yeah. So yeah, humans maybe do it right. Because the moment we take away the creativity side and it just goes and you're given... Instead of creating on your own, it makes it for you. Your brain's not working anymore. So what happens? If...

Our brains are not in use. It's like a muscle. If you're not doing math every day, you're probably not going to be good at math next two months. Facts, facts. You know what I mean? But if you practice it constantly, if you're always doing these practices, you'll probably be good at it and it will be a solid muscle. So if we take away our human interactions, even the little things, we're just going to... Yo, look at COVID. Look at quarantine. We're just going to be quarantined all over again. Yeah, I know. Quarantine Tarantino. Scary family.

And I think what's going to happen too is if you take it in, kids, they don't really care about physical as much anymore. Like anything. What do you mean physical? Because if you think about it, kids don't even play with toys. Because I was looking at my cousins today. They'd rather just play everything online. And that's cool. I mean, I did that too when I was a certain age and I had the ability to. But when you don't have it at all and don't have reference to it, what does that world look like?

Because I was using Vision Pro. Like the first time I used Vision Pro, that's literally just one-to-one. It doesn't even feel like I'm wearing a headset. It's just life. And the more and more we get closer to the just life...

in here instead of here. I don't know what's gonna happen to it. No facts. And that's like when you're vacationing and stuff like that, you really understand that concept because it's like, yeah, you do want to take photos of like where you are, but I feel like people just go to places now just to get the photo. Like when I was at the waterfall, I looked behind me. And you were just camera? No, bro. It's like this.

I'm like, why is it like that? You're in nature, bam, and you're looking through a camera lens. Oh, theory right out. Crazy theory. Ready? Yeah. What if... Oh, this is fog. Yeah. What if there's going to be a simulation, right? And since...

You don't use those muscles anymore. You don't exercise your body. Let's say everything's through AI. Everything's through a headset. All you are is just consciousness in a glob. Can't even do shit physically. You would put yourself in a simulation. Let's say in the Olympics. To win a gold medal. You think you're living that life.

And you achieve all of those things in your brain. Hits those dopamine receptors. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. You wake up. You're like, wow, that was amazing. You go back in and do something else. Tomorrow, I'm Michael Phillips. You know what I mean? Then what's the point? Tomorrow, I'm Matt Damon. Oh, shit. That's wild, though. Yeah, then there's no point in life no more, bro. Because it's like you can achieve anything now. What if that's life right now?

I wake up, I try my hardest. I'm like in the Olympics now. Okay, there's Olympics theories I wanted to touch on, but I don't think... Everyone's been said so far, but I'm going to go into some theories that hasn't been said too much. One of them is the... You've seen the pale horse? Oh, yeah. So in the Olympic ceremony, they had the Eiffel Tower boom, and they had...

a person that should look like a ghoul it even looked like a person on a white horse in some knight's armor behind it you see wings now boom it just looks like a regular person yeah there's wings on the back of it so as it's walking forward you would see the wings in the place where he would be

Now, obviously, in the book of Revelation, there's four horsemen of the apocalypse. One of them being the pale horse, which was shown is literally a pale horse and a rider with wings. And as we know, Lucifer was an angel, you know? And what's crazy too, in the book of Revelation, the scripture says, following the horse...

It says something about the person and the person riding the horse is death followed by Hades, which is interesting. Yeah. Because the Olympics is what? It's Greek. It's Greek.

hades is what the greek version of like the devil pretty much so following it ties in greek ceremony greek devil i know beyonce had some like that too the pale horse the pale horse yeah everybody's doing the pale horse and i don't know there's like obviously we've seen some more similarities with like the last supper stuff

But I think that's based on something else though. That's what I heard. Like the dinner of Dionysus. Yeah. But if it was China market, that's kind of crazy. Regardless though, I'm sure... I'm sure people thought ahead of these things. Yeah, yeah. It's not by accident. Also...

The bull. That's what's crazy. I didn't see the bull. So, yo, there's a whole golden bull. I think it was near where the torch is going to be lit. Something like that. Yeah. But it was like a staircase. That's where the freaking the horse was going to on the horse. Like he was headed towards his golden bull. In the Bible, we already know about like the golden calf, blah, blah. But did you know in early practices of Olympics, this is literally the origin of this shit.

What they used to do is they used to slaughter, I want to say like hundreds of oxen for the Olympics as an offering to Zeus. That's like their sacrifice. Yeah. The OG Olympics, like the origin Olympics is a lot different. It was crazier. It's way different. Yo, first off, all athletes had to perform naked. All athletes have to perform naked in the Olympics. Why? In the first ever Olympics. Why? I don't know. I have no idea. So not only were they naked, they were covered in oil. Oh.

Yeah, they're covered in oil and you know how when they're on track and if you have a false start whatever they shoot you No, they don't have guns back then Oh yeah No, they don't have no guns Yeah, but they would they would whip you and shit like they would put they would have people on the side ready to punish you if you cheated whatever and on all the combat because most of the sports were combat because those were the first type of wrestling boxing all that fighting stuff and

What they would do they would have no weight classes so would you just have like the biggest people go against each other whoever survives survives Like a John Jones vs Demetrius Johnson type matchup? Yeah, it was just a free-for-all. Yeah, that's crazy. That's just the origins of it. No, like I feel like cuz like with the mocking stuff

because I don't know if we talked about this like the movie Passion of the Christ with Mel Gibbs what happened to him do you know there was a person that played Jesus right yeah and like I think that guy wasn't a believer like he didn't believe in Jesus Christ and stuff but when he went he started going to the set and he got struck by lightning from by holding an umbrella

And the odds of even getting struck by lightning once is crazy. He got struck by lightning twice. In the same spot? No, like in a different spot. At your job, do you ever have to deal with a nose roller? How about a snub pulley?

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The first one killed him and he got resurrected. After that you have to believe. Yo that's wild though. That's actually wild. But no it wasn't just that. After that the lightning stuff he still didn't believe. He started in the movie he had to carry the cross and stuff.

bam he dislocated his arm from carrying the cross and then from the crown of thorns he like suffered something from his eye and he said he like he went on interviews like after all this like of what jesus actually went through i just went through like the the acting stuff and i still got hurt really so i believe now after what all he did because his shit was real because i heard something similar i don't know if it's that if it's that movie or there's a show

I think it's called Chosen. It's either that actor or this actor. But the person that played Jesus, whenever he would walk into a set, on odd times, like the randomest times, he would look at people's faces and they would change. And they would talk to him as if they knew him type of thing. As if they were God. Saying, it's okay, blah, blah, type of thing. He would talk to them through people and their faces would change to what he assumes is what Jesus actually looked like.

So the same face would be on like a woman.

And it would change to different people. The same face though. The same face, yeah. But that's the opposite, no? Because remember the demonic face syndrome where it's like you see faces? That's different. I guess that's different. But that's what he was explaining. Oh, okay, okay. This is his own case. Yeah, that's true. This is like his own case. Yeah, yeah. Loki, when I was in Hawaii, I was like, I don't know the rules, right? Because in the Philippines, I know the tabi tabi po stuff. So I'm like, if I ever run into a Hawaii ghost, do I say just tabi tabi po? Because I'm like, oh my god.

I'm like, what the fuck did I say? I guess so. I don't know. Is there even ghosts in Hawaii? No, there is. There is. So there was one guy. So we were eating dinner in Kihei. Yeah. And there was like, yo, there's this guy. I was like, yo, are you here for ghost hunting? He's like, where's Carlos? I'm like, no, I'm just on vacation with my girl. Ghost hunting there? Yeah. People go ghost hunting there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he told me about some urban legend in Hawaii. Yeah. And this is what I don't like. The one thing I didn't like about Maui is how dark it fucking gets. Oh, it gets dark quick? No, no, no. It just gets super dark. Oh, there's no lights there. Yeah.

Like, when I'm driving at night, there's some streetlights, but, like, the level of darkness. You just see the, on the road, right? On the road. Yeah, just the reflectors. That's all you see. So, some guy was like, okay, if you're, where are you staying at? Are you close to a forest? I'm like, no, I'm not close to a forest. I'm, like, near, like, the city. Mm-hmm.

So he's like, okay, if you're ever in the forest and you hear people drumming or chanting from a distance, he said, get down to the ground, don't make eye contact, and let them pass. I said, okay.

Like who pass? Like what the fuck is that? He's like, that's what they call the Hawaiian marchers. Oh, the night marchers. The Hawaiian night marchers. I heard of those. I'm like, yo, what? And then he's like, yeah, in the forest, you can actually like hear them. You can see their torches when you go investigate. Yeah. No trails.

Like you don't see no trails there. So you just hear them and going through. I heard sometimes you would see like flames from porches though. Yeah, that's what it is. Like you see it, but like when you go into it, the trails, like who was walking there? So he's like, that's the spirits of like all the Hawaiian like generals, the chiefs that died. And like they- Real life Moana. Yeah, and if you don't like show them respect, if you hear them, they'll like kill you on the spot.

That's what I heard. They kill you on the spot. Yeah, yeah. So imagine like the Hawaiian guy and I didn't know it. And I'm like, tabi tabi. He grabs my fucking neck. Tabi tabi. What? Just rips it apart. Yo, actually. Yeah. So I was in, last time I was in Oahu. I was wondering all, because everything comes from something. Feel me? Mm-hmm.

And the tiki masks. The tiki mask. You ever wonder where those came from? I don't know, but isn't that to scare away? Yeah. The spirits? Yeah, I think so. I don't know. But I know where they got it from. Where? At least this is my theory. Because I was in Oahu. I was somewhere like super north shore in the mountains, right? Yeah. I was looking at the fucking mountains, man. The mountains look like...

Like tiki heads, bro. Really? If you look straight in the mountain, you know how there's positionings of the rocks that stick out? It makes a fit. Look, I'll show you. Let me see. It deadass makes faces, bro. I didn't even bag that. See, I don't want to sound crazy, but when I was there, when I was there, it does look like it. But look, zoom in.

You see how it makes faces on the side like this? This is not a good example. Yeah, yeah. But next time I go... Yeah, they would make faces. Look, it would deadass make tiki faces. That's where they got the inspiration from. That's what I think. That's what I think. Because something has to come from somewhere, right? Yeah, yeah. And I was going through it and it deadass felt like I was looking at...

like a mount rushmore of tiki heads yeah that's what it looked like when i was there i was paying close attention to the mountains because when we were driving the road to hana that's all you saw yeah and like you know in moana where like that girl literally uh the mountain girl rises yeah she's alive the mountains alive i was looking i think that's what you're getting to like there's actual faces on it yeah it's it's like that but it felt like the tiki mask itself like you could take it out and it would

be a mask yeah but i'm i dead ass think like there's some spiritual things with the mountains in hawaii because like you feel like you feel good like when you're driving up the mountain stuff like that i was ready for like maybe in the future all those mountains just come to life this is all just like this like the in the actual movie yo did you see the there's like a snake so people are saying people are saying they found like a big serpent at the end of antarctica you seen that antarctica no look i'll show you let me see

You know, man, this is back to Revelation. But in the book of Revelation, they said there's going to be a huge serpent or like a big dragon that's going to, you know, cause havoc on the world. They found, they say this looks like a serpent head. And this is on Google Earth. Oh, I see. So look at the feet or look at the head. It literally looks like a serpent, right? Yeah.

Now, what they're saying is this whole time, there's been a dormant serpent or dormant dragon, whatever it may be. And then that's the one that will awaken when the world ends. Damn. That's what they're saying. Have you heard the Pope prophecy? No. Have you heard that? No. Yo, this is like the scariest shit because it's real. So in the Vatican, they found this book, right? And this book, it predicted every single one of the popes

That became Pope. Really? Like literally every single one. Now, this guy, he said after the middle one, which happened like, I want to say eight. Fuck, I forgot the exact year. He said after the middle one, 422 years later, that's when the last Pope will be named. That's what he said. Okay. Check this out. Every single Pope has been named in it. Even the most recent one.

What's crazy is if you go to the Vatican, there's places where you put the pictures of the Pope. They have for every single one they ever had. And they only have space for one more. So in the book, it says...

Once they put the face of the last Pope in that place, the judgment day will come. That's what they're saying. Is there like a time like that they said or just like whenever it happens? Check this out, right? So remember I said like 420 something days or 20 years, 420 years. It lines up exactly to 2027. To 2027, fam. And that's the thumbnail. That's the caption right there. 2027, the world ends.

And also, there was another, I think it was Pope John. I think Pope John I. He pretty much said, the year of Jesus, a thousand years something. Like, I forgot the exact words, but he predicted when the world would be ending. You made the calculation. It was 2027. So, there's three different things, right?

Yeah, I guess like three different evidences that are pointed at 2027 as the apocalypse or the end of the world, the judgment day. Who knows? You know what I mean? I feel like only God knows the end of the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there is a lot of like with the Paris Olympics stuff and the rappers doing all the symbolism with the pale horse. Like the pale horse is supposed to

to symbolize the apocalypse, right? Like that's the whole thing. So it's like, why is everybody doing that right now? - But I would love to assume, 'cause I don't know how it was. I asked my parents before, we were born in Y2K. And that was supposed to be the apocalypse for them. Everything was gonna go up, Havoc, blah, blah, blah, the world was gonna end. We lived through 2012, which is another one. But I'm pretty sure even before then, they've always been saying like, "Oh, yo, the world's gonna, the world's gonna, the world's gonna."

And I think it's going to continue to be that until it actually happens. Who was the person who said the prophecy about the Pope thing? There's an actual book. Yeah, there's an actual book in the Vatican archives. I think it's actually public knowledge. There's a whole documentary on it. Really? Yeah, there's a whole documentary, everything. This is real account information, fam. But also, what I'm thinking is...

Since they predicted, they also choose the names of the popes too. Yeah. So it kind of lines up that way. But even still, it's weird. Even still, it's kind of weird. The people that are predicting and writing it in that book, that has nothing to do with witchcraft. I mean, I don't know. Because it's like predicting stuff, that's kind of like... It's not supposed to be part of...

of religion like catholicism i have no idea yeah i actually don't know i don't know i don't know i i've seen this i've seen this one video though you know um you know the anime jujitsu kaizen yeah so jujitsu kaizen it's actually based on real life on what it's based on a real story oh i haven't i haven't watched it okay you have to explain it so pretty much in jiu-jitsu kaizen there's a a person that eats like a piece of a demonic body whoa and when he eats it

He gains the powers and he becomes half of that demon. Right? Now check this out.

That's based on a real story in Japan. So in 2005, there was a construction for this temple that we were going to tear down. Now, four students, they overheard, these four students were kind of ghost adventurers, you know, but they overheard that they found a box with a body inside of it that was deemed to be supernatural. So what they did, they snuck onto it and they opened it up. And what they saw was

was a body with two heads, four arms, and four legs. So this body is presumed to be same as Jujutsu Kaisen. The name of the demon or I guess the entity, Sukuna. I think it's named Ryomen Sukuna. Here, I'll show you. But look, look, look. So this is Ryomen Sukuna. So this deity or this demon-

Has two heads, four arms, and four sets of legs. Yeah. But what's interesting... Oh, yo. After these students found the body, all of them got cursed. So the first one died of sickness for whatever reason. Second one died again from like a fever. The third one checked itself into like a mental hospital. And I think the fourth one just died in like an accident. Yeah, yeah. Now...

what's crazy is they they brought the body to get studied and they wanted to investigate more it turns out that the whole i guess the burial of the body the body itself was a body of a siamese twin it was a mummified siamese twin but they realized it wasn't actually like that ancient

So this was, I think the body was... Recent? Yeah, it wasn't that long ago. Because this was found in 2005. But supposedly it happened around, I want to say like the 80s, something like that. Now, it traces back to a cult leader. Well, who? So this is all real, by the way. Like, there's this cult leader. I think his name was... Hold on, I'll show you. His name was Tengoku. Tengoku. So his name was Tengoku. And pretty much he just made like a...

a following of people that are into the occult and shit. But one of the weirdest fucking things he did, he took a whole bunch of people that had deformities or had special, I guess, abnormalities with their body and put them all in this one room. Didn't give them food and didn't give them water. Just let them stay there, fight it out, right? He left them for like however many days. When he came back, the only...

being left in there a person left in there was the Siamese twin with the two head four arms and four legs and he deemed that person as the demon reincarnated of sakuna like real man so I don't know what else he did with it but he did some curses he did some rituals with it there's some real like incantation buried it in a box set it there boom was forgotten about

Now, what's weird though is they say everything that has to do with the body of the "sukuna" everything that has to do with it gets cursed. Everyone that's been in contact with it, wherever it's been... Like they get sick or something? No, even worse than that. So, Tengoku... Oh, this is wild. Tengoku... Do you remember the big earthquake and tsunami in Japan? That's when Tengoku died. But when they found his body,

He was doing rituals with that, you know, that deity. And written on a note said, Japan will perish on the day the earthquake happened. So what people are saying is...

He might have been the cause because of the curse for all of that shit Is that the same plot as evil as the anime or not the same place like the same like uh so in the anime? Yeah, so what in the anime? He eats a finger and yes ago collecting all these different fingers because it comes more in touch with like the demons true true true because I was looking up like like

There's a lot of stories that we didn't know about that has like a crazy past. Because I don't know if we talked about the Coraline. The actual story behind Coraline. Oh, it's based on real? Yeah, it's based on a real thing. Oh shit. With the butt and eyes and stuff like that. The doll? Yeah. That's all real. So in New Hampshire, there was a grandma and a little girl. Right? And the grandma was taking care of the little girl because the girl's parents died in a fire. Like the whole house that they were living in got burned down. Were they neighbors too? Like in the movie? Yeah.

I think so. Yeah. But I think the little girl got rescued like miraculously by the grandma. And like it was a weird thing because there was rumors going around the town that the grandma did witchcraft. Interesting. Yeah. So when like she was taking care of her, she didn't let her go outside. Everybody referred to the grandma as like a bad parent. Why aren't you letting your kids have fun? She said you're not allowed to talk to no one, right?

So there's these two kids that went into the house, that explored the house, because they were like, where is this kid? So when they look around, they see clothes, like kids' clothes everywhere. They go into the girl's room, and

It's a burnt dead child's body. Damn. With buttons replaced where the eyes should be. And that's when they knew the truth. Because the girl didn't survive the fire. The grandma just wanted to hold her and keep her. Just to see like. Oh my god. Just because she loved her so much. She wanted to keep her. Oh my god. She just took the body? Yeah. That's wild. And she put instead of the eyes so she wouldn't look. It was buttons now.

So she kind of turned her into the Coraline doll. Oh shit. Yeah. And remember she did witchcraft, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So after the kids ran out the house, they tried to... The grandma saw them and tried to kidnap her too. But they called the cops. They did investigations.

in the house they found a book that she was reading and doing other witchcraft in she tried to summon the child from the doll again so with the body she tried doing witchcraft to try to put the spirit back in the body

Yeah. Oh, shit. Because underneath the house was the dead body. So she was doing like rituals. So that's where all the origin, that's where Coraline came from. That's where Coraline actually comes from. I always knew that Coraline was weird though. Anything Tim Burton does is weird. Yeah, Tim Burton was weird. Anything he does is just weird. Animation style, like the Coraline animation style, I don't like. Look, the Corpse Bride. You're talking about Corpse Bride, right? Okay, yeah, this one, never mind. This one, Corpse Bride. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you were talking about that. Anything Tim Burton then?

Especially the dog too. The dog one, I forgot what that one's called. Frankenweenie? Yes, bro. Like it may be like for children, but fam, I don't like it. It just eats me out. It's odd. It's odd because it's made for children and it's kind of like dark though. But if we didn't have a Tim Burton, I feel like there would be something else that's worse. Oh yeah. There's some sick minds out there, fam. And I'm surprised like

The worst we got as kids was Tim Burton. Yeah. You remember all the all the the movies that you tried to culturally put me on? Yeah. There's this guy that was sitting beside next on the plane. He he all of them like the wedding crashes he played. I was looking over. Remember, you're like, yeah. And then the the kill bill in front of you. You watch it. You watch it right after. I'm like, bro, is this guy setting me signs like on the airplane? Yeah.

No, but it's good. Yo, it's good to watch the greats in the era because it's going to be forgotten if you don't pass down that lineage. Yeah, I mean, think about it. Our grandparents, they were, they probably watched some banger black and white films that I don't even know the names of. What I rewatched on the plane, Shaolin Soccer. I was like, yo, this is on the fucking

Playing movies. That's OG, bro. I was like, yo, this airline is golden. I don't think we'll ever get another era of like those. Yeah, yeah. The comedy. Yo, comedy movies suck. I know. Comedy movies actually fucking suck these days. Yeah, yeah. What's the best one that's been out? Oh, of comedy? Besides like Deadpool Wolverine, but I wouldn't count that. That's more superhero. That's not comedy. There's none. And I love comedy movies. I would say Crazy Rich Asians, maybe. No, that's not comedy. That's not even comedy. That's rom-com. Yeah. No, that's not even that funny. You're talking about Awkwafina. Like, that's not comedy, bro. I don't know.

Crazy Stupid Love. That's the one I meant to say. Okay. Crazy Stupid Love with Ryan Gosling and Steve Carell. I didn't watch that one. But yeah, no. There hasn't been a funny-ass movie in a minute. What's the one where it's like... Neighbors. Neighbors is pretty funny. That shit was kind of funny. But like back then we had the... The day camp. Remember day camp with the... Daddy Daycare. Daddy Daycare. We had Adam Sandler. That's freaking Eddie Murphy, bro. That was peak times for comedy. And then now we have Kevin Hart. Yeah. But nobody... Okay, do you think... Do you think...

all the talents are being moved now because since nobody's watching movies, the talents are going to go to streaming and then that's what becomes funny. Yeah. No, I feel like that's where- Because if you think about, we're not living in the golden era of comedy movies because nobody watches comedy movies anymore. More people are watching-

live streams. Yeah. And I think, no, you're right because the YouTube stuff, everybody's doing better shows on YouTube now. So the Nelk Boys, they did Bachelorette Party, did more views than the actual Netflix show. And then A&P, XXL Cypher. Every year,

No one's watching the actual XXL Cypher. They're watching the AMP XXL Cypher. So it's... We know that people are more creative on the YouTube side because that's all they got. You know what I mean? So literally, YouTube is gonna... You're right. YouTube will last forever as long as people just keep outdoing the TV stuff. You know what I mean? I think so. I think so. You think there's a person that's able to manipulate the algorithm so that this person becomes viral and this person... Oh, like there's an actual...

like a whole thing. Cause I heard, like I dead ass heard in certain TikTok, like if a TikTok isn't getting pushed to go viral, it gets approved by somebody at a computer to decide whether they're going to push it more or hold it back. Really? Yeah. I mean, they do manual checks though, but I feel like that's only if like there's violation. I think they do that regardless if it's a viral video. If it hits a certain amount,

of views they're like yeah this is gonna go too viral and then it has to be like good oh yeah i'm not gonna lie i didn't post the the joe biden one talking about the blue roofs on youtube because i knew that it was gonna get flagged like i knew i know certain shit will get flagged because if it's part of politics or government they're more like you know what i mean i know but we have to stay away from that stuff anyway because it's not really for uh the problem is

entertainment entertainment is on a line of people want to see shit go wrong yeah you know like if it's uh even just celebrities doing something wrong even if it's just people fucking up

That honestly goes so viral. I know. People are ready for you to mess up. That's why basketball now is ruined because it's all highlights, right? Maybe even soccer too. Like people don't want to defend people because they don't want to be put in an ankle breaker highlight. The next morning you're on fucking ball is like you're trending for falling. You know what I mean? So you think people are more scared now? Yes. People are more embarrassed to do stuff. You know what I mean? Damn. Yeah, bro. You think before though, it wasn't like that and people just...

Just did whatever. I think people, no matter what, they had a sense of... Because even back in the day, they didn't just do shit because they end up on Worldstar. No, but I feel like it's praised because what's the one with... They look at people failing. It's... Oh, fuck. It's the guy with... Oh, I know what you're talking about. It's like the logo that's like this with the guy on the floor. Epic fails or something? Yeah, something like that. But it's a white guy, a black guy, and the girl that rewind and just laugh at it. But back then, it was... Oh my God, what's that called? Fuck, I... Fuck, fuck.

That's OG, bro. Oh my God. You remember that show that's like epic win, epic fail, epic something? Epic win, epic fail. Holy yo. That's rare. Hold on. That's niche. Epic win, epic fail. Whoever said that me, Carlos, and Josh are the birds killed me. No, there's a show called like epic something. Yeah.

Epic funny, epic fail, epic win. Let me see. Yeah, you never heard of that? No. Oh, it's Tobuscus. That's who it was. I think. Oh, it was a YouTube channel? I think it was a whole separate channel. I don't think this was the one. Word. But they would do like something funny. Yeah. They'd do something fail and then do something like cool. Yeah, yeah. Let's say somebody won the gold.

the gold medal boom and then somebody failed off like a monster truck boom and then just something that's fucking funny like a dog like eating pizza bro i my social anxiety this moment in hawaii my social anxiety was through the roof why why so i was swimming peacefully i was like boogie boarding next to the waves just enjoying my saturday afternoon yeah so i look after i look back and i see everybody like this what

Pointing at me. So I'm like, I'm like, wait. Because they recognize you, no? No, that's what I thought. Yeah? I was like, yo, I have motion. Why? Why is everyone filming me? Yeah. So, so Jermaine goes, Jermaine goes, look to your left. It's a shark. No, it's a turtle. Oh, fuck. I was swimming right next to a turtle. Everybody's like putting their shit close to me. I'm like, why the fuck is everyone

is everyone doing and i looked at my left there's a dark circle right beside you swimming towards me i was like whoa this only happens in hawaii yo if you touch that that's that's like a twenty thousand dollars the lifeguard's like back away back away yeah you can't touch that yeah yeah you can't it's like there's a video there's a video i'm not incriminating myself allegedly there's a video just like surfing on a turtle just usually this nah nah nah

Allegedly there's a video that was allegedly on my story. Beside like a sea lion or like a... What is it called? Like a seal? Oh yeah, sea lion. I think a sea lion. Yeah, sea lion. We got super close to it.

I didn't touch it though. I didn't touch it. In Hawaii? But I got close enough to go like this and just like, right beside me. Oh, that's fine. But I wasn't supposed to be like that close. Okay, yeah. That's not a fine though. No, it is. Oh, it is? Allegedly. No, but like, it's not, you're not supposed to do that. Yeah. I didn't know though. I didn't know that. But also, if people catch you, let's say like the wildlife conservative person is there. Conservation person is there. They catch you, boom. Riding up, bro. I didn't know that. But,

You have to bag like... Out here, we don't have no wildlife, bro. We have squirrels, raccoons. And we have plenty of those. And we stay away from those anyways. Yeah, we stay away from them anyway. But out here, you have majestic... In Hawaii, you have some majestic stuff. It was crazy. You have some nice...

Seals, you have some nice fish. There's roosters everywhere. I didn't know there was going to be roosters everywhere. Like there were people like feeding them food. I'm like, yo, what the fuck? This is Philippines. It's like a nicer Philippines. You know what I'm saying? And that was Maui. I have to see all the Philippines. I can't say that. I have to see all the Philippines. I haven't been everywhere yet. Okay, okay. Yeah. I have a Hawaii theory though. Okay. You know the name of the Hawaiian national fish? No, fuck. I think they...

Hawaii national fish. So this is what it is. But the name is a... Okay, yeah, yeah. Right? So we're in Hawaii, right? And we're going snorkeling and shit. And we're looking at the board of all the different fish you could see. And I'm right beside my sister. And I go, you see that one? That's the national fish. I tell her, you know how the fish got its name? What, bro? So legend has it. In order to name all the fish...

Has to come from somewhere. It doesn't come out of nowhere. Legend has it, they picked up the fish and asked it its name. They put it next to his ear. Chill, chill. I can't be laughing that hard at that, bro.

Chill, chill, chill. Yo, but, and then it got me thinking. Yeah. It got me thinking, that's probably what they do for bear stuff in the world. No, if you think about it, like, if we look at the names of fox in real life, like, scientifically, isn't fox. It's just like, yeah. No, it's like canines. It's whatever. Scientific names of animals are different.

Look, look. I'm going to search up the scientific names of animals. Look. Okay, this is stupid, but... What is a Slycopteris lumpus? Guess what that is. I don't know. A wolf? It's just a fish. What the fuck?

This one's wild ready what is a wonderpuss photogenicus? What is that?

What is a wonderpuss? A bird? Nah, nah. Guess, guess. Wonderpuss photogenicus. I feel like you can get it. Wonderpuss photogenicus. Oh, like the pufferfish? Oh, close. Oh, fuck. It's octopus. Octopus, okay. Yeah, it's close, it's close. Okay, I kind of see where they're going with that. No, but like the names of the things aren't actually... Yo, this one's... What the fuck? That's what it's called?

What is a crikey? What is a crikey? Steve Irwin-y. What the fuck? Wait, this is a troll. Is that Wikipedia? No, that's Steve Irwin says crikey, right? That's a troll. Australian people, they say crikey. This has to be a troll. What is it? Someone's trolling me. It's a snail.

Okay. I don't know. I don't know if this... This can't be accurate. This can't be accurate. Hold on.

What is it? What is it? What is it? Dick, dick. Nah, this is not real. Yo, this is not real, fam. No, but like, for example, scientific name of... I'm probably on a troll one right now. Yeah, yeah. Scientific name of a fox. Vulpis vulpis. So that's the real name of what a fox is. It's not actually called fox. Yeah. So... Like they asked the fox what it was. Yeah, if you bag it though, like if you've seen a fox in a while, it's probably making noise like, whoops, whoops. Oh, actually, it sounds like that, no? Vulpis vulpis.

Right? Cause like how I look at yeah I was in Hawaii and I was looking at all the fish too when I was in the aquarium But I'm like no let me just like respect it Cause I just didn't want to like make fun of it Just in case It's crazy bro But I was dead ass like I was dead ass like wondering where they got these names from though That's my theory I don't know Yeah I don't know There's some racist ass jokes I heard like back in the day Similar to that I'm not gonna say it but if you leave it down in the comments I'm gonna like it

No, but that's how some things are named. Like, I sort of... If I was to name, I don't know, like a new object. Oh, I have a question for you. Okay. Have you seen something you've never even heard of before? Just out in the wild?

What would you do? Like, would you take a picture? Would you do whatever? Because back, there's still some things in the world that have been undiscovered, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say, like, the first people to ever discover, like, color or numbers is a crazy thing to me. Because, like, why is it one? What made you just say one? Have you ever found something that you did not know what the fuck was? Or the name of? Because I've experienced it once in my life. What did you find? So we were in the park. I was in the park with my dad and my sister. We're walking.

And I see this creature. Damn. It looks like dead ass alien. So it's all black.

I want to say it's this big, right? And it has arms like a spider. Yeah. But it looks as if it has scales, almost like a dark crocodile. And I don't know what it is. And I asked my dad what it was, and he's trolling. He's like, it's an alien. I'm like, what the fuck? Still to this day, I don't know what it is. What the hell? You didn't take a picture of it? No, I didn't have a phone back then. I think I was like grade six at the time. You should have picked it up. It was like Wombus Gumbus. You know, it's a Wombus Gumbus. Me some next level. Yeah.

Okay, no, that first one is so crazy. If this video gets 20k likes, I'm gonna name my kid. Whatever noise it makes. That's crazy. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

No, I'll make it swaggy. It might say like, but I'm going to name him Wayne because he said Wayne. You know what I'm saying? No, that's a sick name. Wow. Yo, that's Ryan. I hope bro never gets kids because the naming process is so crazy. Because you always talk about naming a kid one, kid two. And then now this, the whole.

That's why that signal because you can just take like a noise and then create a meaning out of it Yeah, it becomes and that's art them. Uh-huh. No, there's art There was this other theory with the vultures. I think it was in Kentucky But one day one day I read about this it was called the Kentucky meat storm. Did you ever see this pause? So crazy so one day in Kentucky it started raining meat and

Like... Like... Like cubes of meat. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, like... All the farmers, like, what is going on? Like, people were... Like raw meat or cooked? No, like raw meat. What the fuck? Like, people were, like, looking at the ground, trying to taste it and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, the whole theory of that is, like...

They're trying to still figure it out, but the vultures were eating stuff and they were like throwing it up. It was that many though? Yeah, that many. Kentucky meat storm. Damn. I didn't think it was real when I first saw it, but when I saw pictures of it drawn out, it was dead ass farmers and a bunch of meat just falling.

Falling from the sky. Damn. Yo, that probably inspired Jordan Peele's movie, Nope. People were saying that it inspired Cloudy with a Chounce of Meatballs, too. Maybe. Yeah, like we never know where it came from. Because specifically in that Nope movie, it was dead ass just like people's body parts being spit out by an alien. Whoa, body parts? Yeah. I didn't know that. So the alien, technically the UFO. What's interesting about Nope is

And what we don't really bag to is a UFO could just be one big being. But we think it could be aliens inside of it. It might be an aircraft or whatever. But realistically, it could just be something flying in the sky, right? Now, NOPE went with this theory and pretty much said, what if that UFO is a being that abducts people, but it doesn't just abduct you, it eats them and spits out like whatever remnants it couldn't eat.

So it would spit out plastic, would spit out like all of these things that it couldn't consume. Yeah. Along with all of the remnants of their blood. Crazy. Body parts, toenails, whatever. Yeah.

Like hot dog material type shit. True, true. Nah, maybe that is a theory for that meat storm. Maybe there was a UFO back then and it just regurgitated all the meat. That's probably what they thought it was, though. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Because if you think about it, like meat falling from the sky, like, yo, what the fuck? Crazy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, like, the theory is vultures, but, like, are vultures, are that many vultures gonna throw up that much meat particles? Like, I don't know. Yo, I forgot what, I forgot exactly what tribe or what culture it was, but they believed...

When it was raining, it was God's semen. God's semen. Yeah, that's what they thought. Because if you bag it, it would come down from the sky and it would give life to plants. So in their heads, that's what they called it. It was, oh, God's semen. Because in their heads, they only see like the liquid coming out of things from, you know, their... True. You know, their peace. One to one, like, oh shit, that's where it goes around. Mm.

Yeah. Because it gives life. But back then when I was scared of thunderstorms and stuff like that, the only way to calm me down was like when lightning, that superstition of like, oh, God's just up there bowling with the angels. That's what would calm me down. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, bless. That's like all the Zeus stuff. Yo, it's crazy because in Greek mythology, I swear they have a...

a god for like everything oh yeah they have like one for wine right they have one for like the one we were talking about the fate one lily of all your life elements there's probably a god for that like achilles like people are saying like no but that's a that's a hero yeah achilles is a hero i guess there was some some debate where it's like they're talking about the the number one fighter on the earth like if you would have to

have to have one person fighting for you in a war. Mike Tyson, right? Yeah, no. They're saying either Mike Tyson or Jon Jones. And everybody's like, fuck no, I'm choosing Achilles, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like the thing. That's what Mike Tyson said when he was asked to go. Someone asked Mike Tyson, who would you want to fight? Yeah. And he said Achilles. Apparently Achilles. Yo, what the fuck? They're expecting Mayweather. And you know Dana White's obviously going to suck off Jon Jones. Yeah, I'm having Jon Jones. Like what, bro? Yeah.

Jon Jones just coked up fam. You don't want that guy fighting beside you. Okay, if you could have anybody in your corner or anything, what would you have? Oh, first come to my head, probably a Terminator. No, it has to be like of this earth. Oh, of this. It has to be of this earth that you can get like right now. Like you're going to battle. Oh, it's like it's a death battle. What am I fighting though? Somewhat. I don't know. I guess somebody.

No, no, no, no. Okay, death battle? You get sent into a cage, right? Each of you, you're allowed to bring whatever you want from this earth into the cage with you. It could be animal, an object, anything. What would you bring? Do they have ray guns? Yeah, they're probably ray guns. I would probably bring a ray gun. Probably bring a tank.

tank can't get me if I'm in a tank right I guess you can't shoot over a tank though it could probably if it's real yeah I guess you know there's definitely ray guns bro if you have a rocket launcher I'm cooked though yeah or yeah exactly or I would bring an invisibility cloak and you just never see me no but you're in the cage you're in a cage yeah I know just throw it on like well I guess I can't get it I can't get a tank as in kid okay the size of octagon then a size of octagon yeah I would get Alex Pereira this is

Nah, but somebody can have a gun like somebody can make that their weapon. Yeah, I know. Oh, this is honestly like a good question. I don't know what I would choose. It's like choose your thing. I guess like an AK, like I don't know. Yeah, you have to have some type of gun. Like a gun, I guess. But then somebody else would have a gun too. I feel like you would need something that beyond that. Uh-huh.

Or you've seen the Turkish shooter that's going viral right now. The Turkish shooter recorded like that? They're like, Turkey sent a hitman by accident. Yo, you know what's sick about that guy? There's theories though. He purposely got second place because it would be too obvious. Turkey would have got caught by sending an actual hitman. That shit is aura. That shit is...

Yo, so Bagdas, that guy, that shooter, if you notice in the Olympics and all the other shooters, they have special glasses. They have special... Yo, they have gear. They all have gear. So they wear certain blinders so that they can only look through one eye. They have certain binoculars so that you can see farther better. Bro just wore glasses and one hand in pocket. One hand in pocket too, bro. He was touching his pocket lint, bro. Yeah, bro.

That's actually like, no, that's natural talent, fam. I know. What made it, that's what made it even cooler though because everybody else had equipment and you come there raw dogging. That's the real raw dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? The girl though, I think it was the person that won. It was Korea. Yeah, it was Korea. They,

They had actual pose. Like, they had to pose. This guy, straight up. Just like this. Normal, casual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 10. Straight through the middle. That's real shooting. Yeah, that's real shooting. That's honestly real shooting. I heard it's air, though. Is it? It's not like a real gun? I think so, yeah. It can't be. It's like air? It can't be, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like for... It's a sports shooting, so it wouldn't be actual bullets. I'm kidding. They should add, like, more... They have archery already. Okay, what do you think would be an Olympic sport that they need to add that they haven't added yet?

Because they just added... No, they didn't have surfing, right? No, no, they added that. Did they have skateboarding? They just added that. And they added breakdancing. Breakdancing? Yeah, that's an Olympic sport now. Oh, shit. Makes sense, I guess. How do you judge that? It's the same way you judge freaking...

You know when you do like the skating? Figure skating? Yeah. Judge it just like that. Like best performance. I think. I don't know. Next thing you know, fucking like spelling bees will be now. No, no. That's not a Olympic sport. The best speller in the USA versus the best. That shit is not Olympic, fam. Yes, bro. If they can put fucking... Olympic? Yes. Nah. It has to be physical. It has to be physical. No, no, no. Like no knocking on like spelling bee

Or like the car jiu-jitsu. Car jiu-jitsu. What is that? Oh, you haven't seen that? Where they both have their seatbelts on, right? And they're both in a car. Yeah. Doors locked. And they fight each other? Yeah. That's like Deadpool Wolverine. Yeah, that. They say, three, two, one, go. You have to take off your seatbelt fast and you have to do whatever. So it's like in a... Car fighting. Yeah, car fighting. That's kind of sick though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's actually pretty cool. Fire. I see no one in a telephone box.

Like they box out and tell... Telephone? Yeah, they're in... You know the red telephone box? Yes, the skinny one. And they box each other out. It's crazy. Oh, that's crazy. There's even an underwater one. They go underwater and then they start fighting. Holy shit. It gets wild. Or imagine the best craftsman. Oh, can you do this in the water quick? That's a show. That's like forged in stone. I know, I know.

Imagine seeing the best forged people like USA, China. Who has the best craftsmanship? Who do you think would have it? USA probably. Forged? Yeah. Actually, no, no. If it's swords? It has to be some Japanese. Yeah, Japanese. I'm going for Japan still. Okay, who would have the best tattoo artist? Tattoo artist?

It would have to be Asia, fam. High key Asia. Low key all of my tattoo artists have been Asian. Why is that? Why are Asians good at art? No, I think it's because they've been doing it the longest. Like when I was at the luau, they were showing me how the Hawaiians got their tattoos and it's literally like the... Oh, yo, is that... Maybe that's true, huh? Yeah. Because if you bag it, did they really have... They didn't have tattoos in Europe. No, it's just a rock and like a needle. Oh, wild. Wild.

yeah have they tattooed like oh no vikings tattoo no i have to google it but like how would you tat it were vikings this i'm actually interested yeah 25 000 year old okay they did have tattoos they did have tattoos yeah bro there's i don't know what it's called but i'm trying to look it up but there's this one uh bloody osiris went to a country in asia just to do it but it's a tattoo where they literally cut you

And like it'll show red and like the wounds of it. But it's like art though. It's like lines. So you got scarred? Scarred, yeah. But it's like an open wound where you kind of still see the, it's like still open. So it'll be like red. Ew though. Why would you want that? Because it's like maybe traditional. It's like a rite of passage maybe. Oh.

Because I know, you know Killmonger in Black Panther. He had like all the scars. That's what I'm saying. That's a real thing. I think in Africa, the more scars you have, the more bumps and stuff, the more...

the higher prestige or position you have in the village. Yeah. Because now it's like when you look at modern society tattoos, it's like, oh, the more people have like the crazier tattoos, or maybe it's a sign of like trauma or something. But back then, it was actually like, no, that's... If you have tattoos, you've been through some shit. This is something weird I do, but I deadass do it. Yeah. You ever heard that question?

If you got in a fight and you can only use whatever you had tattooed on you, would you win? Oh, really? Like, let's say you had a gun tattooed on you. Yeah, you would have a gun. So I do that sometimes. I look at somebody and I look at what they have. And you have this? I'm like, would they have something sick to beat you? Yeah. Because I'm going to have a dragon, man.

I'm Jesus. Yeah, you have Jesus, a dragon, and the machetes. And the scythe. Yeah, and the scythes. You're kind of sad, fam. I'm not going to lie. What if I get, like, tatted Mewtwo? Yo, nobody's beating you, fam. Even in the cartoon world, you're actually sad, fam. No,

No, but that would make sense too. Like, no matter what it is, that counts as your, what do you call it? Your points up. True. But what if one guy has... Because the only thing that will low-key beat that is God and all the other angels. Like, if they have all the angels, then you're kind of fucked. You know that edit where it's like, and then God said, but then the angels came. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's the only thing that would beat it. Yeah, I think...

That's the only thing that would beat your tattoos, to be honest. Yeah, I know. Honestly. But I don't think I would ever... Okay, would you get something... So, for example, like Cyberpunk, they can get attachments built into them and become, I guess, enhanced. So it makes you look cool, but also it has abilities. So let's say I wanted to be a better puncher. I got an implant that made my arms way stronger and I can punch people better.

2000 times the regular human strength. Would you do those things to your body? But it would probably be a crazy process to go through. Would it? Yes. If you're acquiring something like that, fam. I guess it would have to be surgery, right? It would have to be surgery, dog. But what if it was easy? What if it was already... Oh, yeah. 100%. It was just like you press this upgrade and you have it. Yeah, yeah. Just do it. I'm down. Yeah, I'm down to...

be a Terminator for him. Imagine I could punch like one punch man just by pressing a button. I think it's the moment one person does it then everybody else is kind of... But that's getting into scary territory because that's that Neuralink shit. And I remember Jake Paul probably predicted it but back then he had a troll vine where he's like I'm the first person with a robot arm and his shit came out. Oh yeah. What was it? What did he have in his arm? I think it was like a laser shooter. Oh.

Yeah, but it came out of his arm. So if it was something like that and I need surgery for it, fuck it, yeah, I'll do it. Did you see... So Iron Man is gonna play Doctor Doom in the new Avengers. You seen that? Oh yeah, I seen that. When he took off his mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But...

I think it's a mistake. Yeah, because why are you being... Wait, that doesn't even make sense. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. But the way they're going to make it sense is because the multiverse. So they're going to have Doctor Doom in this universe was a failed Iron Man. Or like the Iron Man that was evil. Does it make sense with the Doom bots, blah, blah, blah and bullshit? But I don't know. What do you think about like legacy being stained by just...

doing something else. You should just leave it, no? Leave it, leave it. 100%. Like, even in basketball terms, when KD went to the Warriors, legacy stained. Like, you should've just did it yourself. Yeah, like, just get somebody else to play that character and then we can just remember Iron Man for Iron Man. Or just bring back fucking Iron Man. Yeah, that's like, fam, when I saw that, because people were saying, yeah, it's Iron Man, his homies...

What would they think? That's like you, I would stand beside you and you just sock me one day. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's like switch up. Yeah, I'm like, wait, that doesn't make no sense. Would that feel good? But I think they only did that because he's such an iconic... Yeah, it's a money grab. They have to. So people are saying it's a cheap move because they know people are going to watch it just because he's in it. But that's how you know they need anything and anything to do...

for to get money like theory though yeah this is what i think they're gonna do they did that to show that robert downey jr is in the movie but they might not use him as dr doom oh hear me out that would be a crazy check this out what if what if they do that multiverse thing where they use dr doom it's robert downey jr oh it's iron man the evil iron man but he's only in it for like 15 minutes he gets packed up by the real doctor doom

And then that Iron Man gets killed. Okay, that's... That's why the real Doctor Doom is a real villain. What do you think? And then the real Doctor Doom is Homelander. Oh, shit. But do you think Marvel's really thinking like that, though? If they hire me to direct them, maybe. I don't think they're thinking that thing.

Like, first five seconds of the movie, Robert Downey Jr. with the mask again. Like, there's not going to be anything. Yo, what I heard though, Deadpool Wolverine, it wasn't supposed to be... They weren't going to announce it like that. Okay. So, Ryan Reynolds had an idea of making Deadpool Wolverine and not showing it to anybody. But actually, what they were going to do was name this movie and create a whole trailer for a buddy cop film that didn't have Hugh Jackman, just had him.

And it was just a whole, it looked like a terrible movie. So the goal was to make a terrible looking movie and when people go to watch it, it's actually Deadpool Wolverine. That would have been wild. That would have been crazy. And the reason for that was because you know nowadays how everything gets leaked out, everything is like spoiled. If it were to come out like that, nobody would know what

what to expect yeah and then when you watch it you'll be so surprised because all of these different you wouldn't expect wolverine to be there you wouldn't expect all these different marvel characters to be there crazy yeah that's so i think do you think it would work if movies came out without trailers without anything and just put the title so let's say the next avengers they did no trailer no promo blah blah they just they just put the poster like avengers whatever yeah doomsday avengers doomsday they didn't show nothing else

I would still buy a ticket. Because the mystery itself... Mystery would be the thing. Yeah. It's been a movie like that? But would that attract... But I feel like that's only for the people that already fuck with it, though. Yeah, that's true. Would it reach an audience? I think that's why people do trailers. Because it'll reach another audience to attract them, to bring it in. That's a fact. They wouldn't have the big box office type shit. Because if marketing's everything, then you might as well do a trailer. You know what I mean? I think if you don't do a trailer, it's lazy. Mm.

Because remember I was talking about the guy who created a fake steakhouse in his apartment? Yeah. There was another guy recently who created a fake ramen spot and had people waiting three hours just to try instant ramen. Damn. From TikTok. That's been nice. So he called it Nisei Ramen. And when you translate Nisei in English, it's fake ramen.

Word. So he had fam. All he did was take professional pictures. Yeah. Put it on TikTok. Blew up. The thing blew up. He got only influencers with more than 100K to promo it. Oh, that's how he got it. So that's how he got all those people coming. So once you see that, everybody's like, whoa, why is this new restaurant in town? Yeah. So in the grand opening,

a fucking troll fam he put like a projector up on the wall putting like nature they served instant ramen in like plant pots it was the most unserious shit it was the most but people were like oh yeah this is so good I would pay $50 for this ramen and at the end they told them they're like what

the heck it's just the marketing it's all environment and marketing that's it yeah it's just that's it you build you build the vibe you build the environment you can manipulate anything you want anything yes it's crazy because that's always think like you go on vacation you get put into resort yeah down to you can make whatever price you want

because that's your own ecosystem if they get sent to that resort they're stuck there you can make anything price anything you want because you're in that resort you control the prices like the basic needs of survival they could amp that shit up how was the food in Cuba by the way it was okay it was alright because I've heard when I went it was shit but like it wasn't like that tasty but it wasn't terrible it was doable but I have a theory is because

Canada. Okay, first off. It's not a theory. Like, they can't import food. No, no. This is my theory. Why everybody... Because usually the tourists that go there are Canadian. Americans can't go there. What? You didn't know that? To Cuba? Yeah, you didn't know this? No, why? What? You didn't know? Okay, so check this out. Americans? What the hell? Yo. America tried to assassinate Fidel Castro. You didn't know that? Oh. So all Americans were not allowed to go to Cuba.

You know what happened? Damn. So this is crazy. They had a girl that was sent to go kill Fidel Castro. She was supposed to put these pills in his drink, whatever, right? Fidel Castro found her out, exposed her, and he took out his gun, gave it to her, pointed it at his head and said, go ahead, you won't shoot me. He did that. And she was, this is in her own words. She did a whole interview about it. In her own words, she didn't know that she couldn't do it.

And they ended up just having sex. Oh my god. Yeah. And she ended up just getting naked and just like smashing. Oh my god. That's a crazy. Yeah. That is a true story. It's a true story. She admitted it? Yeah. So she ended up falling in love with Fidel Castro and just smashing. Oh my god.

Real G shit. I mean like, he's not the best of the guy, but like that's kind of crazy. No, that is aura. That's a thousand aura points right there. That's why Americans gotta go. So this is my theory. Because Canadians, it's usually Canadians that get to go to Cuba. Right? And people always say the food's not good. The good food there was the pork. Because as Filipinos, we eat a hell of pork, right? Who can't eat pork? Yeah.

We're from Canada, bro. You know what I mean? There's a hell of people that can't eat pork in Canada. True. Get me? That's my theory. Okay. Yeah, that's sick. So it's not that bad. Like, the food's not terrible. Mm-hmm.

the beaches are fire oh yeah the beach is 100% I think one of the best beaches I've been to Cuba, Hawaii for sure and Philippines up there number one beach I've ever been to is Bahamas though Bahamas I haven't seen hands down Bahamas is like looking in a freaking treasure map and you know how the blue is is like so light blue it feels fake and drawn with crayon deadass looks like that in real life it's crazy but I

Anywhere else in the world? I don't know. I still have to travel. Yeah, no. Travel at a young age if you haven't, guys. Because it's... There's experiences out there that you need to see 4K. You know what I mean? You can see it through your phone. But remember the sunset thing? Just even views in Hawaii fire. I know. You know what I mean? So, I think...

I think this year... We've already been traveling hella. Yeah, hella, bro. But I definitely want to go on like... Bucket list adventures. Especially if the world's ending in 2027. Yeah, yeah. Like... Doing that thing in Iceland. Like the glacier swim in Iceland. I want to do that. Like...

We have to do everything, bro. Because I'm done vacationing. I don't like vacationing the resorts. I'm done with Mexico. I hate resorts. That's my number one thing. Because you just stay in the resort. I've only been to one resort ever. Yeah, bro. I've been to three. Jamaica. I wish I explored Jamaica more. Because I feel like I haven't been to Jamaica. Because I was in the hotel the whole time. Yeah. I was just at the beach the whole time. But that's not real Jamaica. Yeah, you have to go out. You know what I mean? You have to go like.

yeah i want anything ordained like like i want to sit in a restaurant locally like the only thing that's dangerous it's dangerous but like that's part of it yeah it's part of it that's part of it yeah you can do it safely though high key we could do that we can do that 100 leave it on the comments where we should go travel next and leave it on comments where we should go explore because we're working on something crazy facts so yeah thank you everyone for watching this episode of jumper zone podcast make sure to comment like subscribe all that good stuff and go check out my other channel click this video right here

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