EP.185 - SECRET PORTAL GUARDED BY TANKS, THE LIMITLESS PILL & THE GLITTER CONSPIRACY
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I don't know why it's decoded, but maybe for a good reason. There's this thing going on right now because there's these specific coordinates that people have been putting on Google Earth. Do you have Google Earth or no? Yeah, I do. Okay, so there's this specific thing that they've been putting and so many people have been putting it

that now they don't show it. So if you even search this up, like nothing will show it. It'll say no coordinates found or searched up. - It's a place, it's a specific place? - Yeah, it's a place. So when you put these coordinates in, it shows you like a wasteland, right? - Yeah, yeah. - Nothing around it except in the middle, there's like a big like, it looks like something out of Star Wars. It's like a portal.

And this is why it was weird because obviously it's just maybe it might be some glitch. But if you look around and you zoom in into everything, there's tanks everywhere.

Wait, what? There's random tanks guarding the portal. Nah. So I'll show you. There's only one video on TikTok that shows it right now. There's people around it ready to attack? Yeah. Oh, no, no. There's tanks ready to defend it from anyone. To defend it? Yeah. What the fuck? I'll show you. What do you mean portal, though? Like actual... I'll just show you. Look, look. This is in the States. Look at that. Yeah? Doesn't that look like some shit? It looks like a UFO. Yeah, yeah. But here's the crazy thing. Look.

Look, there's shit. There's like, there's random shit around it. Is it water? What is that? I don't know. It looks like water or something. Yeah, it's fog. Where's the tank? Did they show you? There it is. Look, all these tanks around it. Oh shit, those are tanks? Yeah. What the fuck?

Like in a, what do you call this, in a crazy radius too. Like if you zoom in. That's not Area 51, is it? I don't think so. I don't think so. It's recent, that's why. Oh, yeah. It's recent, recent? Yeah, yeah. Like a day. Damn. A day ago. That's why already they've blocked it from, like they've shadow banned it from the Google Earth. Oh, shit. Yeah, because I tried searching it today. I downloaded it today. It did not show, fam. Damn. Yeah.

Speaking of recent events, though. Yeah, yeah. Like, we survived. Wait, when is this coming out, though? This is going to come out, like, way, way later. Yeah. Okay, we'll do it maybe in two weeks. We'll just say this. Yeah. That...

Today is April 8th, so this is supposed to be the day the world is supposed to end. Oh, fuck. Imagine. Chill, chill, chill. I missed everything because I was like, okay, the only way I can go out. Imagine this shit does happen. The only way I can go out peacefully is if I nap through it. So if I nap through it, nothing will happen. I can't fall asleep. Yeah, exactly. That's not why. I just slept in. That's not really why. Yeah.

I slept in still. I woke up early for that. I'm not going to lie. I prepped for it because I really wanted to see it. How was it? How was it? I fucked up my eyes. I'm not going to lie, bro. Like I was looking at it for too long. So this is the thing. In our area where we were watching it, it was super cloudy. I even went to the gas station and I asked people, yo, are you guys selling the clips glasses? And the clerk goes, oh, brother, don't worry. It's cloudy.

- What? - Oh yeah, you're right. 'Cause since it's cloudy, it makes like a filter for your eyes. So it's not as harsh on me. But if you were to look at that and it was clear skies, I definitely would have went blind today.

Word. I swear. So it was kind of a blessing in disguise because even though it was harder to see it through like the cracks and the clouds, if I didn't look at it in intervals, because I could only look at it for maybe like five seconds and the clouds would cover it. And it would come back for like another 10 seconds and the clouds would cover it. But if I was looking at that and it was clear skies...

yo, I definitely would have messed up my eyes. Because even right now, if Theo's a little bit blurry, Josh and Steph are with me too. They said the same thing. Their eyes feel a little bit weird from it. I don't know why, but a lot of people were saying in Toronto specifically, that shit was not the real solar eclipse because they made sure, the government made sure to put clouds up. So they're like, okay, no, that wasn't the real one. Yo, because remember I said long, long time ago on a podcast, there was weird clouds in the skies and it looks almost artificial. Remember I told you about that? Oh.

I think so, yeah. Anyways, there was this time I saw some artificial clouds. And I felt as if like, I'm sure, because we know planes can make smoke and stuff. They can make things that look like clouds. Yeah, yeah. What do you call that? The things that come out of it? Chemtrails? Yeah, the chemtrails. Similar to that, yeah. But I'm thinking in my head, if they really had an alien invasion, or let's say there's a space warfare type shit, and they don't want to show us,

they can for sure make some clouds and cover the sky. 100%. Or if there's a military drill going on, they can definitely put some clouds, cover the filter over it, and send some troops over. That's why I was like... Obviously, it's not sus because I don't think there was clouds anywhere else but Toronto. But imagine like... Yeah, it's not sus. Yeah, but imagine that one day...

the whole like earth just had, yeah, clouds. And everybody's videos was just clouds. That would be crazy. Cause I feel like that, that's when, that's when shit gets serious because obviously the certain shit happened. Yeah. If they were going to do something, you have to cover it somehow. Yeah. The only way to cover is, is, you know what I mean? Clouds.

Did you hear what they say about the clips though? What? The theory? Even after it happened. Even after what happened? Even after the shit happened and nothing really went on. So there's people... I'm going to show you a video too. They were recording it and they saw...

The clips like shift almost it so people are saying oh yeah, it's a projection Yeah, so people are saying it's a projection that it might not be a real moon or real eclipse weird that it might be a phenomenon that was a

actually just set up by the government elites or whatever for everyone to see and record. And theory that it was a test to see if their projection tech would be believable. That's fucking crazy. Or this shit is just a...

a big marketing scheme to sell those glasses yeah it could be that too maybe maybe maybe those materials like you know those those materials that make those special glasses yeah we're like not getting sold enough and they're like okay it will we'll announce this big solar eclipse and just project it on the sky it could be actually who knows or or there's actually some real aliens up there yeah but when you wear those glasses you can't see the aliens

Like yo, y'all just looking at the wrong thing. Yeah, those guys are like in reverse. Yeah, he has to look at the wrong thing, man. That's fucked. No, but the video was kind of interesting though. You saw it, right? No, no, no. Like the clips, it was a circle and then it just like moved, it glitched a bit. Word. It was weird. I seen only one picture where there was three. So I don't know if that picture. Let me see if I can find it. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I saved it or not, but let's see. Let's see. Oh, here, here. I do have it actually. Across North America.

So if you look at it... I'm a fast forward. But look closely, look closely. So it comes down. Look, look. Okay, watch close, watch close. Look at the movement of it. But you have to really pay attention. Yeah. Just like...

Yeah, there's two. You know, it like glitches. Yeah. You see how it goes one direction and it switches? Because if a moon was really moving, it would just go one direction, right? But it wouldn't go one direction. You know when you play a DVD and it goes to the wallpaper and it bounces off shit? That's what it did. So it was going one way. Nah. And then you're all stepped to the other side. Oh my god. You see it, right? Yes, bro. Yeah. Like it moved a bit. It was weird. See, look. Like shifts. Dog. Dog.

And it goes this way now. Oh my... Yo, that's fog. Yeah, because what if... Yeah, say this whole thing is a projection. And like, imagine like, you know those when you bootleg those DVDs and a guy walks in front of the screen and everybody's just looking at the screen and there's a guy with popcorn.

I had one of those, man. That shit was bad. Oh, yeah. Because imagine we see something like that, right? Because that theory how we might just be in some snow globe type of thing. And the aliens are just playing with us and, you know, just setting stuff up for us to look at and study. So look, we talked about how CERN is going to do an experiment on the day of the solar eclipse, right? So check this out.

So they say they're gonna open a black hole and they're gonna do a four billion dollar test at their facility. So this one's really crazy because I watched this clip and I had a dream last night, right? What?

Bro this is f*ck. It's not last night sorry it's two nights ago. Okay. But it's weird bro. Why? Because I've seen the exact same thing in this video. And I'm not happy like I've dead ass seen it look. Wait exact? Yeah yeah yeah. So look in this TikTok specifically. So outside of CERN. Yeah we talked about this. They have a statue. Yeah they have a statue of Shiva the destroyer. The destroyer of worlds right? Yeah. Bro.

Yo, this is weird. I think it's because I watched Monkey Man in theaters. And then that same night, I had a dream. I was in a church, right? And then we were all like, we're all like praying. And I realized like, yo, what's that statue over there?

And it was literally that exact. It looked the exact same thing. In my dream, though. And I didn't see that. I didn't notice that before. I only seen this TikTok today. That's why I'm bringing it up. But I remember seeing that in my dream. So if anybody can interpret the dream, let me know in the comments. But this was the dream. We were all in the church and we were praying, right? And then we see, in my head, I'm like, yo, what's going on? What statue is that?

It doesn't seem like regular. I look at him like, oh, what's going on? Anyways, something was telling me to go to the other door. And there was like another door and it's another church. I open it and it felt more right. And the people I recognized like friends, family were there. So I walked into that one.

And I'm like, oh, yo, this feels like home. And I looked into the other one and I didn't recognize anybody in that church. It was a really interesting dream because it's one of those vivid dreams. So I'm thinking it might have a meaning or something. But I saw that exactly, bro. And then this is my theory, right? This is my theory now. Not to say this is what it is, but I watched the movie Monkey Man. Yeah.

I'm not gonna spoil it, but there is like prayers and stuff that happen in the film Now you ever watch that movie incantation? Yeah, and then incantation the plot twist of that shit was it made you participate and made you pray so that you would get cursed. Yep theory do you think there's films out there that would make you pray and then I guess like make you I don't know

integrate into a certain cult or a certain religion or a certain belief in things. Because if you're watching it and consuming it, it might get to you because you repeat it in your head. So that's what you think happened to you. So I was watching it because I was just watching the film. But at night when I went to bed and I had a dream of that, I'm like, yo, it's weird. I was dreaming of that. But it was

It was extra weird because the dream involved me in that church. And I opened the door. I'm like, oh, yo, this one feels like home. And I walked to the right one. And all my friends and family were here. And I looked at the other one. It didn't feel right. And in the other one was that statue. Literally that exact statue. In Monkey Man 2. Yeah. Literally this exact... No, it wasn't in Monkey Man though. But it was similar stuff there. But this one was...

Like this one looked like it, bro. Yeah, like this. It looked exactly like that in my dream. That's why it's weird. Oh, that's fun. That's why it's weird. That was yesterday before the solar eclipse or today? That was before the solar eclipse. Okay. That was the day before it.

Is Monkey Man a horror? No. Or psychological? Or is it just funny? No, it's like a hero. It's pretty much what I did with Raph, but for Indian people. Yeah, I'm going to go see it, so don't spoil it, though. Yeah, I'm not going to spoil it for you. It's a good movie. What would that hint at, though? Because that's definitely like... I don't know.

Leave it on the comments. Tap in what you would interpret that as. But that's definitely a spiritual dream, though. It is. Yeah, it felt spiritual. I'm not going to lie to you. That's crazy. Oh, speaking of Monkey Man, though, I just want to say, like, the reason I say it's similar to Raph is because that was Dev Patel. He acted in it. He wrote it and directed it. Oh, that's tough. Yeah. And it's a hero. And it's about, like...

his culture that's tough so it's similar to what I did right same frequency okay bet bet bet you know it's crazy cause I can't I can't get away from this fucking comment but like you know how there's one person who's like yo since Gavin and Carlos are talking so like deeply on like about the government stuff like that wouldn't they be like why aren't they like

uh like lasered on or like targeted by the government and then i dead ass can't get away from it some guy said that bro the guy on the right has a tinfoil hat on and the guy on the left talks about sally's tissue they're not worried about bro they're not they're not worried it's a good cover up there's a theory for that though what there is a real theory like why if you say conspiracies and stuff especially online and

You post about it. You don't really, it's not, you're not really targeted. The reason being is because they actually want people to talk about it in that way. Oh, yeah. Because then it sounds crazy. Yeah. Then people are like, oh, yeah, look at these two dumbasses. Exactly. Exactly. That makes sense. So if somebody of great stature or great, like, I guess, importance went ahead and said 9-11 theories on a crazy stage. Yeah, yeah.

Yo, people would be like, holy fuck, that guy's talking some truth. Let's look into it. Seriously. But if we discuss it as an entertainment way, you know, nobody's going to be like, oh, yo, we got to take these guys down. Instead, they keep it like this because sadly, we play victim and we play part of the puzzle. Yeah, we do. Because we're like, we're talking about it in this way.

where we make it seem as if it's not that serious. - It's not believable. - Yeah, it's not believable.

Go to your happy place for a happy price. Go to your happy price, Priceline.

But that's the only way to really talk about it. If you really take it in that way. There's only one way you can really talk about it is in that way. Yeah. People just don't know if it's true or false yet. Exactly. Because we can't go and straight up say, yo, this is real. This is real. Where's our proof and shit? Even if we do have proof, we're not trying to sound like we know everything because obviously we don't. Yeah.

I don't know if this is real too, but have you drank energy drinks recently? Never. I don't even drink that. Good. Because there's like this energy drink phenomenon that's going around right now because somebody found like a rat inside their energy drink. Like a monster? Or what? No, no. So it was, I think it was like this company called Alani. They're still trying to figure out if like the rat was placed or its thing. But the girl posted on TikTok,

And the can was sealed right in the video. So she cuts it open and there's nothing but that rat in it. What the

so there's no like energy no energy drink so it's just like bro probably drank it he's probably thirsty yeah that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying so people are scared because there's new videos coming out we don't know if this is true or false but Red Bull now starting to have rats yeah in their drinks ew so it's like yo what's going on and everybody's saying like if you even drink something with like uh

uh like a what do you call this an animal in it yeah you can catch like a rat fever there's like bubonic plague yeah exactly exactly and that's death fam like there's no going back they call that the black death yeah for real that's what they called it in history yeah i know and the government's not doing nothing but there's no recalls yet but like i think alani right now is is searching into it because it's like they have to figure out because if if it's fake yo they can sue damn

I thought the story was going to go a whole different way in my head when you started saying it. I thought this rat's going to have powers and shit. No, no. It's like magic. In my head, I'm like, yo, this rat's going to be fucking splintered. I thought you were going to be like, oh, it's the next, you know, the meat true crime that you talked about? Oh, that's gross. It's going to be the next true crime except with drinks. That's gross, bro. Not food, don't worry, but yeah. The scary thing about drinks is...

Yo, you just you drown that you down that yeah, I know yeah, like when you're drinking something you have time to work Yeah, you don't really like shake it or like objects at least you're eating like you can maybe You might you might get a little piece of it because you're not swallowing the whole thing that has but the moment you have a drink and Something's in there. Oh my god. Oh raps you it's not even transparent So you can't see in it - you know, there's tequila that specifically has worms in it, right? Oh what yeah

Which one? I forgot exactly the brand. Tequila? Leave it in the comments if you guys know. But it's a Mexican tequila and it has like a maggot at the bottom of the tequila. Ew, that's what it's actually made of. No, that's not what it's made of. But I think they put it in there to prove that like it's real alcohol or it's like that sanitary type of thing. Oh, shit. I think. I think that's why it's there. That's crazy. Here, let me show you a picture. Or they just.

They try to cover it up. That's their excuse. No, no, no, no. It's like something people want to see. Or maggot tequila. Look, look, look. Yeah. Maggot tequila. So they have it in the bottle, bro. Ugh. Yeah, they have it in the bottle like that. It's weird. I don't know why, though. Wait, here. Hold on, hold on. The real story behind the tequila worm. Let's see what this shit about. So they say...

It's about to be some bullshit. It's a reward for your worm eating bravery. What? See, I told you some bullshit, bro. It's probably just a marketing thing, to be honest. It is. Okay, so what I think it's saying here is that it really is just to show that, oh, it's clean type of thing. Like, you're not supposed to eat the worm, but the alcohol is that...

great yeah that would clean it and it's not gonna do no harm there's another um uh toothpaste because they they're saying that there's glitter in toothpaste i heard and those micro or what is it micro plastics yeah because a person like did this with the toothpaste and it started shining in her hand i think i think it might be bro yeah i think it might there's a whole conspiracy about that the glitter conspiracy right yeah because they still don't know

how like there's so much glitters made yeah there's so much glitter there's so many there's so many companies that do it but they have an excess for product yeah so they they're only really using it in like art

arts and crafts material paint but why is there so much there's like a huge excess and people think it's because they're putting in other products that we don't know that ass and there was one year when there was a shortage do you remember that nah so there was a shortage and then a reporter he's like okay i'm gonna try and figure out why so he goes to like the big there's only like two big i think manufacturers that produce glitter and he asked the higher up oh could we get a tour he's like no fam

And then he's like, you can't even be in the room next to it and hear how glitter is made. What the fuck? So that's like, what the fuck? It's on some, you know, Futurama? Yeah, bro. It's on some Futurama. Yeah, you can't even hear it. It's a creature. Yeah. And then they're milking it for glitter. What if it's just aliens? Ew. Making glitter, fam. Ew, bro. Like, glitter the whole time is just alien sperm.

That's why it's crazy. Yo, it's some unicorn dust, bro. That's some real unicorn dust, man. And this is crazy because they said that one of the higher ups of the factory, they were like, would I know if I seen glitter in real life? Would I know what it was? And they're like, no, because they don't want you to know it's glitter.

So glitter actually doesn't look like glitter. You really don't know where it's from. Yeah. Yeah, where is it? It has to just be plastic, right? Yeah. Where does plastic come from? I mean, rubber comes from trees. I know that. Plastic comes from like, they grind it up and thing, right? From all the... I think it comes from trees. I think they melt rubber and then create plastic. I could be wrong. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Like, there's a rubber tree. Oh, you know the story of rubber, right? What? Of rubber? Like, how they made it?

From trees, no? Yeah, but there's like a specific story. How they made like tires and stuff, no? No, I've never heard of it. Because my auto shop teacher told me this. It's actually interesting. I swear we had the same auto shop teacher. I didn't get told about this. Maybe you were away that day. So apparently, they got this material from a tree. That was like what would be the rubber tree, right? I think at first it's just like a sap or something. But it was only until bro put it in the oven by mistake.

He put it in the oven by mistake. I think he put something else in the oven and something was sticking to it. And when he took it out, he was playing with it and that shit was bouncy. Holy. Because like, oh, yo, we can use this for something. And then ended up using it for boots at first. And then they started using it for tires. And then they realized, oh, shit, this actually works. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah, there's little things like that. Because little everyday, you know, Velcro started with like,

A dog getting attacked by a burrs. What? Yeah. You never heard that? No. So the origin of Velcro was this guy was playing with his dog. Yeah. And playing fetch. He threw a stick like too far and it went into a bush with burrs. You know those things that stick to you? And bro looked at his dog and like, damn bro's in pain. But wait, this is kind of interesting. Yeah. He like pulled it off of him like, yo, it's...

This could be used for something. Damn. And he created Velcro, we know today, where it's a little...

Yeah. Sticking stuff. Did you see the... When you go in a microscope and you zoom in on Velcro? Nah. I didn't know it was hooks. Yeah, it's hooks. I didn't know that. But it makes sense because that's where the noise comes from. It's like... Yeah, yeah. Because it's the hooks, like, unclinging. Because the other side is just, like, ferns. Yeah, yeah. Right? But, like, hooks on. That's why. Like, yo, holy... I was looking into how spiders stick because for Raph, I wanted to, like, deep into the science. Yeah, yeah. Because if you take it in...

spiders can't if peter parker's wearing gloves how does he still stick bro doesn't the because you know how in the movie no it showed like his his thumb and there's there's all those hooks on it remember but tell me why when spider-man puts on gloves he can still he can still stick to stuff it makes no sense wait but but not his not his suit you're saying like different gloves no he's wearing his suit okay yeah it comes from his suit no no bro yes that's not that's not the powers that's not the powers his powers come from him

Because he has powers from a spider. Maybe it just goes through the suit. You know what I mean? There's like little holes. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. Then they would be thick enough to see without the gloves on. You could see he has black fingertips. Yeah, you're right. But I don't think the Spider-Man writers were really deep in it. Okay, so this is my thinking, right? And this is how I'm going to do it in my film. Because if you take it in...

This is how they should have done it. Because this is real. If I were to take, let's say, a sock and I throw that in the dryer, because of the electricity and the static, the sock sticks to the other clothes. You know, it sticks. In the same sense, bro, dust and stuff stick to the walls, right? Because of what?

because of static. So realistically, it's all just a frequency and a magnetism of static that makes stuff stick together. Because you know how when you like, let's say you take something that's kind of flat and you go like this and stick it to the wall. You can stick a card to your forehead, I guess because of like sweat or whatever. But there's little pieces of like, what's the word? What's the word?

I'm a fucking anyways it's just static yeah you get me but I think they should do that in Spider-Man I'm gonna do it my way okay okay I feel like right now it's like you know how like we always go back to like nostalgia yeah like a lot of shit is happening where we're finally being kids again because you've seen the Wrestlemania right so they're so smart with the WWE because they brought

back all the the legends in that that i know i know oh my god but i swear they do that every year no but this one was like everybody yeah like it was cena rock undertaker like uh who else i think seth rollins was there too that's like every kid's dream seeing those four men's in a ring i mean so that shit was crazy i wish we saw that i think the problem is with that is they just rinse and repeat yeah but it's like at the same time it's like fuck like

what else do you want to watch? Yeah, what else do you want to watch? That's what people came to see, you know what I mean? Bro, I'm trying to see some new kids. That's why I like Monkey Man because it's a new character, you know? You know the WWE manager, so his name is Teddy Long and like his main thing is like, his main saying is, you have to go one-on-one with The Undertaker, right? And Undertaker is like his hitman. So whenever he's like in a thing, he calls out The Undertaker. So it's like a rinse and repeat. Every single person that pisses him off, you have

to go one-on-one with DeAndre. It's fucked. But that was it. That was the whole storyline for like a year, fam. Really? And it worked. Damn. And people love it. Yeah, you know what? People, like, we still play Call of Duty. It's the same thing. Yeah, that ass. That ass. I think Virgil Abloh said it. You can only change, I think, 30% of something. You can't change too much. You have to keep 70% of a product that people already love and only remix that much of it. Yeah.

Because if you change too much, it becomes a whole different thing. That's true. But if you want to appeal or you want to sell to that audience, you should just do that much. Yeah, bro. And I think like more and more and more, what becomes is...

It's rinsed and repeat but remixed slightly every single year. That 70 or that 30% like stacks up. Oh shit, now it's 60, now it's 90. People don't even notice. Yeah. And then eventually it's like a whole different thing. Yeah. And then they just remix the whole different thing. Yeah. Did your school ban the DX thing?

I don't know if they banned it, but I used to do it. Yeah, exactly. I don't know why that was a phenomenon in our school, but it got so crazy that on the announcement, they're like, yeah, you can't do that. I remember they banned Slime.

Slime? Yeah, and they had Beyblades bro. Did you sell slime? I feel like you're the type to sell slime. The slime trend, it was when I was already older. Oh, okay, okay. But nah, I didn't sell slime. I remember bands used to get finesse for slime because they would sell the slime with the smell.

And it was literally just for breeze. So they would just freeze it live and then sell it for more. I swear it's made out of detergent. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. It's like some mix that you had to tell your parents to get from Walmart. Yeah. Yeah. I think about this sometimes, bro. You ever like you label certain areas by a smell?

By a smell and then and then like like people to you ever do that so there's certain people Okay, this is what's crazy. You have archetypes of people right like personality and stuff I don't know I might be the only person that does this let me know in the comments if you guys do this too Okay, but there's certain smells that are reoccurring We occur and I can put people in the same archetypes of like oh They're that type of person and then their house smells like this type of thing

And then that's a person and then they smell like this one. Give me an example then. I don't know. I have no idea to explain it. But it might just be food or it might just be...

practices they do in their crib. Yeah, yeah. But whatever they are or whatever they've been doing, it turns out their personality matches to the scent. What? Yeah. It's interesting. I don't know. Maybe I'm the only one that noticed it. Is it a race thing? Like Filipinos smell like this so they're like this? Nah. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. There's some...

I have black friends that I would categorize them in the same scent category as my Filipino friend. But it's not necessarily like a culture thing. It's weird. I don't know how to explain it. I don't know how to explain it. This is the best way I can explain it. It's like...

Josh smells like me. No, no, no, no. This is the best way I can explain it. So you go into a sneaker store, right? Okay. You go to Foot Locker. There's a Foot Locker smell, right? Yeah, there is. Yeah. And then if you go to... A Champs? If you go to a Champs, it kind of smells similar. So you categorize that as a sneaker store smell. But I want to take it a step further, right? Because you can have a sneaker store smell...

And then maybe because they wear a certain cologne or they wear Axe, then a sneaker store Axe smell. You get me?

So that location of the sneaker store is part of that category. And then the sneaker store in Eden Center wouldn't be that one. Maybe I just deep shit though. No, that is deep and a bit crazy because you have to keep up with everything. You don't do that though? No, because it's like a folder. So when you get that, oh fuck, this is now in this folder. You know what I mean? And then you walk into something else. You put that in that folder. Does nobody else think like that? No, fam. I don't think like that.

You don't categorize like, um, I just, what were the words? Senses? You don't categorize senses with people? No, I categorize like, um, faces. Like if someone has a nice face or mean face. And then I just like, and then whenever I see a person that looks kind of like them, I already think that they're going to be mean. So I wouldn't go up to them. That's how I categorize people. Interesting. Yeah.

But sense is crazy. Yeah, like senses, you know what I'm saying? I mean, sight is a sense. Sight is a sense, like seeing somebody. True, true. The next step is touching somebody. That's different. Like you touch someone and you know they're going to be like mean or you know they're going to be shy. Oh yeah, that's crazy. I guess you could tell if they're going to be shy and just go like this, right? And they'll just be like this. But like by skin feel is weird. There's this TikToker called, have you seen Jeremy Fragrance? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to watch that guy. Yeah, so he goes up to people and like literally goes like this. Imagine this is their face.

But that's like... That's his thing. That's his thing. That's privacy though. That's my bubble. I mean he actually would get sent, no? No, sometimes it's just like this. Hahaha.

And I'm like, yo, sometimes it's like kids too. This guy, he's like, he's so in tune with all the different fragrances and shit. And it's so funny because I saw this one video and there was a kid and he put a fast one on him, right? And he goes, yo, guess what scent I'm wearing? And Jeremy fragrance, right? He goes, oh, I could guess that because obviously he's the guy. He goes and smells his neck. It's like fart spray. Yeah.

I wish. That would have been jokes. I wish. And then the kid's like, yeah, you can't get it now. And he's like, and he stumbled. He stumbled, right? And yo, it's so fucking funny because he says something and the kid goes, wrong. And the kid goes, it's, and the guy goes,

He's pissed? Jeremy Frank is fucking pissed. He's like, that's niche. That's niche. He's just pissed, bro. I love those people who take their profession so seriously, though. But it's serious. It is serious. To him, it's serious, bro. Oh, my God. Like, for anything else, right? Because if we're...

If we're a pro in, I guess, Fortnite or whatever it may be. Like, you'll get cheesed by little things, right? Because there's an etiquette. There's a little etiquette. Like, you're supposed to take the minis before the big pot. Yeah, true. And if you see what you do, you get cringed out. Facts. It's just funny when you see it in certain...

I guess hobbies. Because every single hobby has its own thing. And I'm on my hunt because I've divulged in a plethora of hobbies. I'm upping my vocabulary. And I just want to look for those little, I guess, etiquettes to see if I can level up on my game. Because I think the cool thing about knowing a bunch of hobbies is knowing the details about it. Not necessarily just taking part in it, but being onto the level of

Oh, only a pro would know that part of it, right? Imagine, imagine. Okay, so everyone that meets us at VidCon, you have to say, do you know this theory? If we don't, you say, wrong. No, no, that's niche. That's niche. That's niche is so crazy, fam. It's niche, bro. Jeremy, I love that guy. I really want to find out, bro, like every single... What? Like every single little...

thing every single like secret detail about but i feel like i feel like that's that's just not good on the mental no how is it it's fun it's an easter egg hunt i don't know because like that means you're you're okay so it could be something simple it could be it could be like if we're rock climbing and i go oh yo those are those kicks and then those shoes are better like yo i know about those brand type of thing

A great example is fashion. Okay, yeah. That's the easiest way you can relate on that level. Oh, so you know. Okay, I get it. I want to be that flexible. I know in your hobby, even though I'm not that big into it. Yeah. I just seem I'm that big into it. Yeah, and especially if it's like some random hobby. Exactly. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you, if you want a game, if you want a game. Facts. Yo. Facts. If the person you're trying to get at, the person you have a crush on. Yeah. And you know that they're the thing. And you're so knowledgeable on a topic that she doesn't know. Oh, yo, it's rational. I'm sorry. Yeah. Imagine you go up to her and be like, and you guys go on a bird catching, a bird watching date. Yeah, I know that's a Tweedledee. Like, what was

Those binoculars those are not good you have to use the G axis. Yeah, I'll put it in that setting I bet you haven't tried that one. Yo, if somebody says try that setting and it's better Oh, yeah, my head's gonna flip my head's gonna flip right? So imagine in your position what something would be for that leave down the comments. Oh what yours would be? Yeah, that's crazy I think for me it would be um without for you. That's definitely for you in the cameras cuz max definitely taught you a lot and

Yeah, like, oh, use this setting or not. I teach myself. I teach myself everything. But Max too, yeah, he helps me. I ask everybody. But for me specifically, it might be like a thinking thing. Like, you should use this method of thinking. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

Because I think a lot. That's my thing is thinking. But could you be a professional at thinking? No. What are you talking about? There's academics, bro. That's professional thinking. Podcasting is professional thinking. It is. It is. I'm trying to think what else. Because technically...

If we say chess is a sport, podcasting is a sport, bro. Podcasting? Depending how sporty you are at it. Yeah. No, have you... Actually, no, never mind. Never mind. It is a sport. It's a sport. Yeah, yeah. It's a sport. I know it sounds crazy to say that. Yeah, it is. It's a sport. And you burn calories. You burn calories playing chess too. Man, I don't know that. You burn calories doing podcasts?

Yeah, are you crazy? Of course you do. We're sitting, fam. How much breathing are you doing during a podcast? Oh, that's unsafe, right? I didn't know that. And then during chess, actually, even though they're not breathing heavy or anything like that, maybe they are. But with chess, it's actually their brain power. So they actually burn hella calories similar to somebody that went on a jog. Okay. If they're thinking that hard.

Okay, because I'm just thinking with the thinking thing, like if you're a professional thinker and you go in like you tell people stuff that is wrong and you like it's used in malice now. So imagine you have to think like this to get this result, but you're actually just like dumbing them down. Like, you know what I mean? I do that sometimes. I do that sometimes with people. Being a professional thinker is low-key crazy because it's like that's not, it's with chess, it's like it's not going to hurt you. But it's like thinking, yo, that's kind of crazy because then you can manipulate things.

Mean yeah, exactly everybody manipulates though even if it's by accident. Yeah, yeah But now being a professional think annoying all those little details. That's crazy That's when you can fuck someone technically you saying if I ask you all oh, how are you doing today? And then you go. Oh, I'm good. I'm good. You're manipulating. Yeah, they're moving that person to thinking that you're still you're good I've seen I've seen this um, we I don't have we talked about the the free doctor

nah we have it right I don't think so who like was going around and telling people like they had cancer even though they didn't no yeah fam so this there's this doctor that went out and literally told every single one of his patients that they had cancer just so he can get money from it

So his whole plan was like, okay, I'm not making enough money as a doctor already. I'm going to up it up a notch and I'm going to go to their insurance companies, give them the slip, be like, oh, I need to do treatment on this thing because they have cancer. So he got paid by the insurance companies. And then what happened? Did he go to jail? Yes. So he did this, I think it was for six years. So a bunch of patients out there thought they had cancer and went through chemo.

"Oh that's fucked." "That's messed up." Imagine a healthy person has nothing wrong with them going into chemo. That's gonna fuck them up already.

Damn, that's sad, bro. So they ended up almost dying, right? Yeah, so the only time that he got away with it, I mean, the only time that he got caught was because one of the patients that he put under chemo got injured, right? And he went to a different doctor. Yeah, exactly. So they cracked the knee. And then the doctor that was supposed to operate was on vacation, the doctor, because he had hella riches. Oh.

The other doctor says, yo, why were you in fucking chemo anyways? You have nothing wrong with you. They're like, what? And then, fam, he went to the CEO of the hospital. I'm quitting. You guys have some such shit going on. Boom, there's more investigation. $34 million he made.

34 million. Yeah, and now he got sued for all that money trying to get it back. He's in jail, right? Yeah, 100. Just because he manipulated through that. Nah, bro. That's playing with people's lives. Yeah. At what cost, fam? It's like that question. At what cost? I don't want to go Bahamas. That's a good one. Can't keep cracking jokes after shit like that.

Because I don't want to laugh, but it's just so funny. No, but literally, if you think about it, some people really do it for stupid shit like that. That's why it even makes it more tragic. Because imagine taking somebody's life and then it's over a Pop-Tart. There's probably some stories out there. Somebody did it over a Pop-Tart. The Dragon's Den guy with the alcohol thing.

Nah, I never heard of it. So like, you know how cops, when they pull you over and you're like drunk, they have that thing that, the breathalyzer? The breathalyzer, yeah. So he made this like breathalyzer and like he, I think it was one of the craziest deals that he got on Dragon's Den, like maybe billions. Yeah. And then fam, this guy, the moment he got the billions, the guy who bought it from him said he wasn't even in contact no more. He was partying. Oh.

outside with like all the rich guys and like Turks did nothing with it and then he didn't even continue the business his whole thing was fake too like it was like it didn't even work damn I'm curious how that would end up

in their contract wise like what do you have to you would have to pay that money back or what probably depending on what it is right because it is an investment because he already did get the money so maybe that was the contract you get the money and they get the product because they get a percentage of their business yeah if the business doesn't go what do they get now see yeah that has to be like what does that do small you know like because i know in the mob like what they do in the mob they just take them feel me yeah i don't know what happens in the mob still

In the mob, that's what they do. They take them. Yeah, I'm not in the mob. Because that's their investment. Yeah. You know Limitless, that movie? Limitless, no. You don't know Limitless? I think I talked about it before. So it was this guy and then he gets a pill. Mm-hmm.

And it makes him smarter and it like he unlocks 100% of his brain. Yeah, okay But that's what happened in the limitless movie where he was since he was so smart He just kept running stocks and he understood the stock market and made an algorithm right and what he did he needed money We can't go to the bank because the type of person he is before he got smart Yeah, he wasn't I guess very good with credit. So he was never gonna get a loan. Yeah, and

What he ended up doing was going to the streets. And he went to the streets to get a loan investor, but obviously with the wrong type of people, like the mob, right? And then what he did, he went to him and he said, hey, so I have this plan. I made like $100,000 in a month, but I need more money so I can amp it up. I can make like millions, right? And he said, okay, so the guy goes, how do you do it? And

And limitless guy says, so I made this algorithm and I see the charts, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the guy goes, that's bullshit. Just tell me, bro. I know you're cheating or I know you have an in on it. And he goes, ah, fuck it, yeah. But realistically, he had the algorithm. But he had to tell him, oh, you know what? Yeah, you're right. We're stealing. Because I think when you're dealing with those type of people...

When it's too... Actually, I don't want to say that. I want to say more like it's understandable. Yeah. You know? Because those people are out to get you. Yeah, it's more understandable. What's that movie with the poker? And they try to kill him before he wins the big hand? Have you seen that one? It's 21. Oh.

I don't know because I watched this full wait what is that or is that it's that um Casino Royale no it's not James Bond it's the one with the eye the guy with the weird eye do you remember that leave in the comments down below but I watched this whole movie on TikTok yesterday yeah and it was literally about that poker thing you gotta watch a movie on TikTok yeah it was like 50 parts all like 10 minutes but

But then at the end, because he was winning so much, the guy that he was facing, they have connects with the whole bar. Yeah. And then they dropped like some pill. Maybe it was like Molly or whatever it was in his drink. And bro, he almost died from it.

Right? So he's, he's contact like his, his boys. And it's like, yo, I need, I need a defibrillator. There's one in your car. And then he, he survives whatever this poison was. Yeah. Like right before it. That's why he, and then he comes back to the poker table and he's like, oh, sorry. That, that last hand almost killed me, but I'm back now. And then he wins the whole thing. That was the most G move in a poker. That's not 21, right? I don't know. It's a famous actor too. I just don't know who the fuck it is.

Is it not Cristiano Royale? Let me see. So it's not 21? Oh, let me see the main actor. No, it's not 21. Yeah, it's not 21. It's older people and there's a guy with an eye. Fuck, fuck.

Casino Royale. Yeah, that guy. There's James Bond. Oh, that. There's James Bond, bro. But yeah, fam, I seen James Bond. I was like, yeah, this has got to be a tough movie. So I watched it still. It's scary. It's scary winning a casino, fam. Yeah, it is. Because you don't know. Yeah. And tell them. I don't think you're allowed to. Yeah, you're not. You're not allowed. You're supposed to lose. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if we want to say it, but like that long road in the casino that we're at. Yeah.

I don't want to give people ideas, bro. I don't want to give people ideas. Scary, fam. But I want to say this is like, pay attention to your surroundings because there's a certain casino we go to and we know... Well, I figured it out. If I was a bad person, like, there's ways to, you know...

manipulate things. That's terrible though. Like you would never want to do that to people. But there's some evil people that would take advantage of those things. Yeah. Scary. Dangerous situations. Bad ass. Stay away. Just be smart. Just be smart. I have to speak very cryptic about that one. There was a... I was in an Uber one time and then I thought this person was like... Because we were talking. Me and my girl were talking in the back. Yeah. And then he had the radio playing and I thought we were saying some like...

some crazy thing because we were talking about politics and stuff and like like the the uber driver turned down the radio so i'm like oh fuck so we keep talking we keep talking right yeah i'm like yo should we be more quiet because we're just talking about random shit now and then he goes like this and i'm like oh fuck what happened i'm like yeah and he's like oh are you um a podcast but fam so you thought something crazy yeah but he goes like this and it's like a old like

middle-aged guy. I'm not expecting... Oh, so he doesn't even... Oh, he does know. Yeah, he knows. And he's like, are you a podcaster? And he's like, yeah, I recognize from your oh, or your oh, really? And this guy's just clowning me, right? So I was like, how did you know? He's like, fam, your reactions tell it all.

And he goes on his little screen. And literally... Oh, he watches. Jumper's Jump is most watched for him. Oh, that's sick. But I would never expect him to watch it. And I thought we were going to get in some shit. Nah, nowadays... Nowadays, I'm not really... I don't really judge people by a book anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't judge them by a cover no more. Because they really be into Jumper's Jump. All ages, fam. Because this is where the category is placed. Whenever I see a Filipino music...

Male that's what I think I already automatically think he knows the box That's like if I could categorize a jumpers fan It would be a Filipino with a wolf cut with like a fake a leech chain on trying to be you Know

That's a crazy description fam. You better apologize to our homies bro. You better apologize to the supporters bro. I've seen so many Filipino with DHK, Alix chains. You better apologize to them. They have the Tequid perfume trying to smell like cologne. Yo, they don't even know that fam. They don't even know that. They smell like- You know your one get ready with me where like- Oh, I did post that. Yeah, you read it. I did post that. Holy shit. Yo, leave down in the comments if you guys actually used that.

Nah, if somebody smells like me and looks like me, that's kind of crazy. But yo, that's dope though. It is. Honestly? It is. The reason I made the tote bag, I would copy me too, man. Honestly, I would do that too. I've seen shit some too. You know how Panda Buy and DHgate, you usually only buy clothes off it, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I seen man buying of the 48 laws of power books. Oh, I see nice People buy books off. Yeah, they're like replica replica 48 lots of power is crazy I think I'm pretty sure it's the same text. Oh

It's the same text. It's just not published type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can get books for cheaper because books are kind of expensive. Somebody said replica Rich Dad Poor Dad is crazy. Poor Dad, Rich Dad. Poor Dad, Rich Dad.

Oh, man. Imagine smelling like your favorite influencer. That's crazy. That's not crazy. No, I don't know. Okay, why do everybody watch? Why does everyone watch 10 Things I Carry With Me Every Day? 10 essentials. People watching Essentials see talking about his perfume and stuff. That's true. People look at the headphones somebody got on and rock them too. Yeah, yeah.

If you really take it in, we all do that, bro. I do that, man. I watch the 10 essentials. Yeah, never mind. Take it back, bro. Or 20 essentials. It's just that T-Quint is such a funny name. And imagine like you had this specific brand. Yeah, it's kind of funny. I'm not gonna lie. Is there a certain essential, a celebrity put you on that you live...

And it changed you? Kinda? Probably. I wasn't a believer of the AirPods. Really? Yeah, but it was until someone said that they used AirPods. And then I seen it. As soon as I seen that video, I seen everybody on the TTC wearing AirPods. Decided to try it out. Fam, perfect. Marketing worked. Yeah, like you can fucking wear it whenever. It's not bulky like headphones.

It's not commercial, by the way, but I do have them now. I actually prefer on-ear headphones, but I'm not going to lie, the substitutes to this...

I went through, I tried to be one of those people like, yo, I'm gonna rock the cheaper ones. I'm gonna rock the cheaper ones. It's not the same, man. It's really not the same. Did I tell you when I had those fake AirPods? Nah. And the moment I got so humbled. Why? So I was at this party, right? And back then- He said, Bluetooth, can I- No, no, no. How loud?

And it was like some Chinese lady. Yo, that's crazy. No, no, no. It was worse. It was worse than that? Yeah. So these AirPods that I got like off some black market, right? And whenever you would connect, before connecting, it would, on the AirPod, it would light up blue and red like some police cars.

and I shit you not it was the end of the party everyone's going home I'm about to hop in my uber I started putting on my headphones fam and all you can see is like yo fam why are your airpods like humble fam I got red like I got red like the airpods like imagine like it's like a police car but it's airpods yo that sucks so crazy yeah and everyone was laughing at me that was the day I was like fuck man like I actually can't do this no more laughing

I threw them out, fam. I mean, you get what you pay for, right? Yeah, it was crazy. At that point, you really get what you pay for. Yeah. If you decide, because in a sense, you know what I'm saying? In a sense, if you fake it till you make it, you pay the price. You do. You pay the price. You can get away. You can pull some fast ones off people. Yeah. You can pull some fast ones off people. But the one time, and there might be that one time. Yeah.

Anybody can get caught lacking. You know? You could be... I think somebody went up to Kanye West one time and they were trying to get their Yeezy signed. Okay. Passed it to Kanye. He signed it and then Kanye goes, yo, you know these fake, right? No. He said that straight to his face. These fake.

Imagine how you would feel though. Did he sign it properly or give like one of those Travis Scott? He signed it and then gave it but like it was still fake. And he said that in the video. And that's the creator. I know. I know bro. You can't do that. There's certain shit that you can't do. Yeah fam. That's why fam. That's why you can't come up to bro with a fake Alicia you know man. That's not right. Why? Oh wait you're not even the creator. Never mind. No but like but like I'll know. Yeah yeah you'll know fam. But to be honest though

Real talk, I wouldn't even, I wouldn't really care. But it's just more of a, if you were the creator, you would care. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Like, imagine someone came up to you with like a Raph beanie, but it was like a fake Raph beanie. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird. Because that means like, yo, just buy from the source. Yeah, that's kind of weird. That is. Because then like, they don't want to support you. They want to support you in a different way. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

but you know i mean because part of it is supporting the create like when i when i cop merch for uh for artists it's usually because like i mess with the artists and i want to support them like a business type of thing but at some point you got to realize like holy shit these guys are making millions and hundreds of millions of dollars do they really need my support this way i never understood why like you know those big twitch streamers who have so much money yeah and they put the donations on obviously it's smart for the streamers but you're donating like

a dollar or two dollars just to talk to them. That's so crazy. I know, but that's the way people show love sometimes. Yeah, but I get it's priority. I get it. But imagine the $500 ones or the 50 sub ones. 50 subs is like $500 off a person you already know. The only thing I have a problem with is when people don't appreciate it. Or people just throw it off the side. I watch some streamers

Bro gets yo, thank you for the hundred gifted. Yeah, that's it. I see I see it exactly I see that crazy to me. That's kind of crazy to me bro said Thank you a hundred gifted as if like somebody give you a high five Yeah, some streamer was spending like million dollars in Tokyo right on a live stream and he's not even thinking his fans all the chat is like bro That's our money

You know what I mean? Because technically that is. We're the ones that put you and could get you that shopping spree. And you're not even thinking, bro. You're just like this with all your Louis bags. Come on, bro. That's true. You always have to think about your supporters. And I'm truly grateful for y'all. I think about it all the time. Except for the ones that count us for the Sally Stitches. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all, man. I have a good story for you. I have a good story for you.

Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I was watching this show. Okay. And, like, there's this one haunt... Because I was looking at shows that were similar to the one people want to get us on. Because there's...

Okay, I don't want to like hash it out, but there might be some TV shows that people want to get us on and like haunted TV shows, right? But there's one I was looking at and there's the episode. This is really interesting because there's so many stories that happened at this place and like it's still continuing to this day and they still like, they're trying to figure out what's going on and like what triggers it. Where is it? So there's this place in the UK. Okay. They call it,

The Ram Inn. Now, it was a hotel. And the interesting part is the position it's built on is on these leeways people call like energy lines.

And it lines up exactly, it sounds weird, but to Stonehenge. Okay. Yeah. So people are saying, people are saying, you know how the pyramids are built on a specific point in the world for frequencies and the coordinates that line up exactly for energy.

It's purposeful, right? Now, this house just happens to be on the leeway lines by accident. Yeah. But there's so many different spiritual encounters that happen there that they can't, like, they can't think it's anything else. Like, it has to be connected somehow. So I'll tell you one of the stories. Okay. But there's many, there's so many freaking ghost hunters that go here. Yeah, it has to be. But the first one, they recorded it too. Mm-hmm.

They were just sitting and they decided to do kind of like a Ouija board. But their Ouija board is different. They use like a shot glass. On a Ouija board though? Yeah, shot glass and they put their fingers on, right? So it was a man, a lady, and like two other ghost hunters with them. They're all putting their hands on top of the shot glass, on top of the Ouija board, right? And they start doing it and it's moving, it's moving. It doesn't land on a specific letter yet.

But all of a sudden, they hear like children cheering. They start hearing like children cheering and like drumming, like drumming, right? And they're like, yo, what the fuck is that sound? And then they realize, yo, wait, wait, wait. Yo, it's coming from your pocket. And then they look in their phone. The girl pulls out her phone.

and it's the phone for some reason opened up a video of these kids playing the drums and singing along right now it happened to be like their children their child it's like an african music lesson or something it just popped up on their phone it just popped up on the phone now it gets weirder though it gets weirder because the moment the moment they put it down on the table like this like ah whatever they continue

yo it's weird as f*ck so they continue the thing and it's landing on letters landing on letters and all of a sudden the phone just brightens up like it brightens like crazy not even just turning the the brightness up to the max it like lit up yeah almost like a fire like and everyone freaks out because it's on video too and it just blasted the light

And everyone's freaked out and like, yo, what the fuck is going on, right? So they kept doing more investigations. They put this one, you know those Newton balls?

With the string. Oh, yeah. Like this one? Yeah, the gravity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this guy, he decided to put it, it was up a staircase. And the staircase goes to this one room. And they call it the witch's room. Because apparently, it used to be a witch that resided there. And there were so many different rituals and supposedly human sacrifices that they conducted in the basement. Mm-hmm.

And that's why they think it's so haunted, right? They put that Newton ball thing, right? They put it on the top of the staircase. And he had his homie with the camera set up, but he's watching like in another room. The camera's just set up in a corner. And he has his radio on. So he puts the Newton ball behind him and he walks down the stairs. And all of a sudden he hears on his radio like, yo, yo, yo, what the fuck? He doesn't know what happened. Yeah? What happened? He didn't know what happened.

the nude and ball like that whole thing it like flung past his head like this it flung past his head and then like was thrown down in front of him while he's walking down the stairs and he just saw it at the end of the floor all tangled up and just destroyed so people are saying that oh there's also one more thing since it was like an inn and since there was um a lot of people coming in and out of there

The theory is that who the witch was would take the residents or people that decide to stay at the hotel. Yeah. And while they're sleeping, conduct the rituals while they're in bed, fam. How would he even get in the room? Because the witch would live there too. Oh. Yeah. So she would live there too. But since it's a hotel, they would just get into the room when people are sleeping. Because she's the owner. She might have a skeleton key, whatever it may be. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

And then imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and somebody's just like, yo, it's crazy. It's crazy. One of the craziest stories was the owner of that place. Yeah.

Every time the owner walks into the room in the basement before he goes in he says is anybody there? Is anybody there knocks on the door and we opens the door He has to do this like sign of the cross on a cross on a cross And before walking in because one time he didn't do it Yeah, and he's decided to sleep in that room dead ass was dragged by his wrists out of the bed out of the house and

but he still decided to live there. Is it house or hotel? I thought it was a hotel. It looks like a house. I'll show you what it looks like. So in the UK, right? Yeah. It's called the Ram Inn. And it's just so sus because it looks like a house, but it's an inn. Okay. It's like a hotel type of like an Airbnb type of thing. It has to be... Yeah.

Crazy. It has to be built on like an old thing then. So the theory was the witch was smarter than people think and decided to get in that house specifically because of the energy lines that match up to the Stonehenge. Because even the Stonehenge is still a mystery. People don't know why it's there. People don't know how they move the rocks. It's still, it's pretty much the pyramids. Mm-hmm.

They don't know how the fuck they built it. But it's there. And they don't know the purpose. Yeah, so she's still living there right now or no? Like, this is closed. I think there's a new owner. And I think the ancestor of the owner lives there. Something like that. But now it's just become...

I don't know if you can stay there, stay there. Yeah. But I know you can ghost on. Yeah, you can like ghost on to it. There was another thing with, you know that guy that you showed me that was like, oh, I seen a guy with a black, with a black eye. Have you seen another video by him? Yeah, so there was a, no, there was another woman who I think responded to that video and instead of a,

She didn't see the eyes, but she said she saw a man pacing back and forth in the forest. So she would be in her house, right? And across from her would be an abandoned church. And across from that would be a forest. And she said one day she saw that guy going like this. Just like back and forth. But maybe like, it was like 30 laps. So she was like, okay, I'm gonna just go to sleep. This is probably like some schizophrenic guy, right?

she wakes up again but this time at night oh shit and the the person that she takes videos of it she's like why is it still there like why is it pacing still yeah and she calls the the husband she's like okay yo let's just sleep it off because this is fucked we'll go in the morning in the morning they go again still there right so that okay well we'll take the video and we'll walk closer yeah so they start walking they're like sir do you need help

No call outs. She's like, sir, like the way out is that way. You can go that way. And when they get closer, nothing's there. They disappear. Disappears. And then they say, sir, where did you go? And then in the video, you can hear a big moan like, ah.

Oh, what the fuck? Yeah. And still to this day, they don't know what happened because from then, like when that video was released, her TikTok, there's no, it's not active anymore. Oh, shit. She's on some Andrew Dawson. Yeah, she's on some Andrew Dawson. She's disappeared. It's crazy, fam. That's the scariest shit is when you're, when you come out on TikTok talking about all these crazy things and then just gone. Shadow ban, fam. Yeah. Holy shit.

But pacing that hopefully I don't see some shit like that like theory is because of the clips We're gonna start seeing some crazy things happening. Yeah last night when I was driving home. It's not that crazy But it was like 3:00 a.m. And then some guy was just walking with what he called this broom in the park. What the fuck's going on? Sleeping like a way it is probably just sleeping but it's gonna Hogwarts as classes for a portion class

In the woods though is crazy. Wait, he was in the woods? No, like he was coming out of the park with like a broom. So I'm imagining. Bro is a wizard. I don't know. It was 3 a.m. Wait, why are you coming out of the park with a broom though? That's what I'm saying. That's why it was weird. But at the same time, it's not really weird. It is a bit weird. But because maybe he just found it. Why would the broom be in the woods though? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he's just a sweeper fan. He's just.

just don't make it scary because i have to go home i hate going home at night because that's when all the shit comes out like because like you never know what you're gonna see empty roads with someone oh yeah you're fine that's crazy you never know

Oh, I think I said this before. I just want to rehash it. It's funny because we think the wooden brooms is for flying and they use it for special things. It's for mixing, right? The potions? It's worse than that. It's nasty. What? Oh!

yeah I told you right it's so gross you told that it's so gross they'll be like this and then they'll mix their potions ew so the witches they say like the witches the reason they always have a broom is because they would use it to pleasure themselves yeah yeah it's so gross ew

And then the reason witches are green is because they would contract a disease that even if you touched the tip of the broomstick, you would also get that disease. It's called gangrene. Oh my god. Here, I'm going to show you pictures. Don't Google it. Why are you showing me pictures? I don't need to see pictures. It's crazy. It's crazy. But if you think about it, it looks like a witch, right? It looks like what would happen to witches.

And then that's because of thing. Yeah. You know what's crazy too? Look, I searched that up, the gangrene. In Powerpuff Girls, they literally have a character called the gangrene gang. Oh my god.

Okay. Men's are running out of ideas, bro. Yo, Powerpuff Girls? Okay, never mind. I can't say it. I'll tell you after. I'll tell you after. I'm going to leave it off that cliffhanger. Because there's some crazy conspiracy about that one. I'm not going to say it now. All right. Thank you everyone for watching the episode of the Jumper Jump Podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. You made it to the very end of the video. I want you guys to say...

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