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Yeah, yeah, Paul and Kanye. Always double down. I agree with that. Yeah, I said it. What are they going to say? What are they going to say? I can't say who it is, but this person said it was a Jewish doctor. Bro, wait a second. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say what the rest are. They were Jewish. They were Jewish. I'm telling you, sick. Sick. Kanye's the sickest guy ever. That's why Kanye can't get canceled. Yeah, bro, his PR team. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
If you don't care fam, nobody's gonna bother you. That's what I'm saying bro. It's like punching someone. You know that SpongeBob episode where the bully punches SpongeBob? The thick guy. And they try to beat up SpongeBob. SpongeBob doesn't do shit.
That's a lesson in itself, man. If there's no reaction, nobody's going to do shit to you. That's what I'm saying. That's why if I ever get canceled, I'm doubling down, bro. I'm tripling down on what I said, bro. What killed me when you guys were talking about the characters, like who in the anime stuff is black? Oh, yeah. I'm telling you, Piccolo.
- Piccolo's black. - I'm not gonna lie, Piccolo, yeah. - Any character that's a different color is black, bro, I'm telling you. - No, I have a crazy question, 'cause I see it on TikTok. What dog's breed can say the word? - Oh, that's easy. - I see that. - Josh can say one? - Josh has to say it, but it's obvious. - Chihuahuas can say it, bro. - Really? - That's cat?
I heard that though. No, no, because people were saying that. People were saying that. But the number one that I can say is Pitbull, bro. Yeah, 100%. A Pitbull? Dude, go close to the mic. My bad. I can 100% see Pitbull. Pitbull for sure. Dobermans. Dobermans. The big ear ones. Rottweilers. Rottweilers is a good one. Pitbulls are good too. Yeah, Pitbulls. That's classic. But Golden Retriever, no. Oh, hell no. Not either. The one, yo, Golden Retriever, Poodles. Yeah, Poodles. No.
You know those dogs that look like a Nike Cortez shoe Looking dog
shoe dog. - Men say chihuahuas are Mexicans. They're not allowed to say it, but they say it anyway. - They get the pat, they get the pat. - Fuck, I forgot the name of the dog. Dog. - Cortez is crazy. - With, now we started this podcast on crazy. - Going into this is insane. - Cortez. - Hot take, I can't chorus it. - I don't even know what that is. - This dog, this dog. You know what I'm talking about? It looks like a Nike Cortez. - What the hell?
I don't know if that dog is black though. Yeah, that dog. So, is Loki Hispanic a lot? That might be Hispanic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next to Hispanic, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's Hispanic. That's snow? Come on. He look albino too, no? That snow is crazy. Yeah, the snow is crazy. That's genetics, bro. That's snow genetics, bro. I'm telling you. I don't know about that. Okay, huskies, huskies.
Huskies might be light-skinned. They might. I don't know. To me, I think Huskies are white, but it's the white people that can say the N-word. It's like Eminem. It's like Eminem. They're like Eminem. They're like the cool guys. I guess. Is it a central C? Yeah, yeah. They're like a central C, bro. A central C. They can't see that. A central C is crazy. This kid's trying to get canceled, bro. Why? No, because he hasn't made up his rank yet. Because Eminem, like, man, I'm not going to pay to him. He's established. He's established. I feel like if central C said the N-word, he wouldn't get canceled. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
He would get pushed back. She would be doubled down, bro. Yeah, she doubled down. She doubled down. The cookies? You remember the cookies? Yeah, yeah. She doubled down. I've been trying them. What cookies? Oh. You remember the cookies? What's the story with that? Okay, so basically she made this cookie. That's great, bro.
She made a cookie brand. Yeah. And she's marked up the price by three or four times for the cookie. Yeah. And then she's basically saying this is her cookie brand and whatever. And she copied it, right? She copied it from some other brand. And then everyone was complaining or just questioning her why she's upselling these cookies. And she's like, oh, if you're broke. Yeah.
He's making fun of her broke fans. He's like, oh, you can't afford my cookies. Crazy. And I'm like, that's insane. You can't do that. Because it's Moist Critical that flamed her. And then after Moist Critical says some shit, it pops off. Honestly, if Moist Critical makes a video on you, you're cooked, bro.
That's that's the equivalent to back in the day a rice gum It's equivalent to a rice gum dish track or um the content cop by what's his name I get a video made about you like that. Yeah, yeah if it's any sort of rants, bro, if you're on the thumbnail, it's over Oh, yeah Or what's that what's that youtuber that does like the the rise and fall I
Yeah, that's one yeah, the Mari Loki agent to bro
Wait, what do you mean? Wait, 00? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because every time he reacts to someone, it's always something bad. I swear. Really? Really? Oh, word. Or YRG. Because PJ always tells me how YRG always like, whenever someone gets exposed, they react to it and it's over with. That's the nail in the coffin for your career type of thing. Exactly. Oh, shit.
Has there been a recent one? Like, the YouTuber's gone? No, no. Oh, you know, Sup Caitlyn? The girl with the big titties. Oh, yeah. Moist Critical. I heard about that. Moist Critical. Yeah, Moist Critical made a video because she went on stream with her mod. And like, you know, the Discord mods are like, they haven't seen it. They go crazy. They go crazy. Top tier sim. She's like, I'd rather get like verbally abused by my ex than be in a relationship with you. And he's just taking it. That's insane. Yeah.
That's pretty crazy. But there's a whole culture that guys will do anything for the girl on Twitch just because they have that pedestal. So it's double down bad because if you think about it, people already put content creators and influencers on a pedestal. And on top of that, if you're a good looking girl, double pedestal. Tell them how you bought the bath water from Pokemon. You're like this.
Yo, I was on Twitch yeah and tell me how you older this girl when she was live-streaming offer us Yo, so like her butt cheeks with like a green screen. No actually have a game on her butt cheeks, bro. That's cool She's playing it is for tonight. Holy shit is for tonight on her butt cheeks roll. That's allowed. That's allowed
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The air trends Thank you for the roses that's smart though that is work if you think about it like contents gonna be that that more better where like they capitalize on every single little fucking like detail about it yeah That's crazy off the bunch off the bunch is crazy. Yeah It was the beginning of the year and then our grand grandee posted one where it's like oh, oh
Kavi's cousin who the OF girl was like doing something with like a cucumber and then Denzel we caught Denzel in the comments. I'm rocked. I'm bricked. You're the one that killed me? Yo, Denzel did a comment on one of those and it was just a shering on eye. It was a shering on eye. It was unlocking. You'll see him lurking in those. That's crazy. Can you hold your boys accountable to comments?
The comments?
I don't know, bro. It depends on the comment. It depends on the comment. Do you have to defend your boy? Okay, let's say your boy said something in the comments and he's getting roasted. Do you have to defend your boy because that's your dog? To me, yo, it depends what type of comments we're talking about. Yeah, it depends on the comment because if it's something... Because, yo, Instagram comments have been different lately, bro. Instagram algorithm. Especially on a meme account. Yeah, yeah. A meme account. That shit's been different. Nah, that shit's been illegal. I'm not gonna lie. It's been a little bit crazy, bro. I think YouTube probably has the worst, though.
YouTube is the most reckless. TikTok? Oh, wait, oh, reckless? Yeah, YouTube. No, Instagram Reels is the most reckless, bro. Instagram, yeah. That's the most reckless. Instagram Reels? Instagram Reels? Oh, my God. The more scrolling you do on Instagram Reels, you'll get into a crazy world, bro. It's like you taking another portal. What's on your Reels, bro? Don't worry about it. What's on your Reels? Everyone knows, bro. Everyone that knows that's on Instagram, all the Reels when you scroll down, the more you scroll, it gets pretty like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like the deep dark web. It does get like that though. You'll see some crazy. What was the craziest shit you've seen then? Like give us an example. Oh man, I've seen some pretty crazy ones. They're getting away with showing people dying. Murder. Yeah. They show murder. I think I've seen a monkey. This guy. Monkey? Yeah. Literally like a monkey. This guy grabbed a monkey head, picked it up, and then like took a bite out of its head.
- Yeah. - Alive? Like the monkey's alive? - I think they cooked it. Like, but it's just a monkey head. - Oh, that's wild. - But you can still tell it's a... - It's a head. - Yeah. - I think I've seen it. It's like that black guy, right? Like that African guy? - Yeah, yeah.
Well, you know what? That's probably like a delicacy. Yeah. It probably is a delicacy. In Philippines, we have balut. Yeah. Have you ever tried balut? What is that? Oh, I'm not trying that. The egg with the bird in it still. Absolutely not. No, what the hell? I'm not trying that. I'm not trying that. No, but like you drink the soup and you put salt and vinegar and it's blessed. No, that's crazy. I never tried it actually. I like eggs, but I don't know if I can...
The idea of crunching and then feeling the bones in your mouth, that's weird to me, bro. Wait, in St. Lucia, did you try any of the weird delicacies? What do you guys eat over there? Yo, I remember back when I was a kid, I remember I used to eat like cow brain. Okay, that's probably fire, though. Cow brain is like, you know what I mean? It's cool. Yo, because down there, they eat everything, bro. They don't let nothing go to waste. Nothing goes to waste, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're eating that whole cow. Yeah, honestly, like anything beef, I would probably eat besides beef.
I used to eat chicken foot. Chicken foot was good. That's Chinese people eat chicken foot too. Yeah, chicken feet is popular. You should put it in soup and stuff. I can't eat that shit, bro. What else for you in your country? There's a lot, man. Chicken foot's popular. A lot of the cuisine and stuff like that is very vegetarian. Blood pudding, bro?
Oh, we have that. We have that. I don't know about that. Yeah, we have that. We call it, what do you call it again? It's, what do you call it? Dunaguan? Yeah, Dunaguan. It's just black. Yeah, yeah, just black. That's insane. I can't eat that shit. No, Loki tastes good. I can't eat that. It tastes good, but it's just too much. That's what I'm saying. It's just too much richness in that. I wouldn't want to try something that just tastes unnatural. You know what?
We do that every day fam. You know, I just found the shrimp, you know the fake crab? Yeah, it's not crab. It's fish paste and ice and then it's dyed. What the hell? It goes into a stream and then it's just cut up. You know what they take? It's literally the hot dog of seafood. You know when you eat a hot dog, that's what it is. They're literally taking the ears, the eyes, the noses. That's why it tastes so good though.
So in the Philippines, you know the intestine they eat I think it's called Esau. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah So this like this intestine thing, it looks like a squiggly right on a stick damn. It tastes so good I seen that actually it tastes fucking fire. But what it is, it's like
It's low-key where the poop goes through. And what they say is, if you wash it before you cook it, it takes away the taste. I heard about that. So it only tastes good if you don't wash it. I ate it though, it's fire. I'm not going to lie, it's fire. I mean, Mr. Emeat is fire though. Because we have to tell the theory about the Chinese shop in Pickering. Don't say the name, but there was the pigeon theory. Oh. I remember. You remember. I remember. What was it called? I remember that.
The pigeon theory. I could tell you the name of the spot. No, no. Don't say the name. Don't say the name.
But anyways, beside our high school, we used to all go for lunch at this like plaza. Oh, that place. Yeah, that place. And there's a Chinese restaurant. They have a $5 deal for students. You know what I mean? Everybody's buying that shit. A crazy deal. A crazy deal. Because what you get is you get a whole big like container. Fried rice. Filled with fried rice or noodles, whatever you want. And it comes with a piece of chicken, like a whole bunch of chicken with a sauce on it. Okay, it comes with a piece of meat. Chill out.
It comes with a piece of meat. It comes with a piece of meat. But all I'm going to say is every single time I had it, I felt like shit. I'm not going to lie. And there was less and less bitches. No seagulls, seagulls, seagulls. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No seagulls, no seagulls, no seagulls. But Matt kept eating it just because we were broke. But if you really take it in, there's so many seagulls there. I'm surprised nobody has taken advantage of that.
You know what I mean? Because like, if you're that... No, no, no. If you're that down bad as a business owner and you really want to like get the edge, use your resources. Yo, in Hawaii, they have chickens running around everywhere. I'm surprised they don't just like grab the ones on the street. Asego, that's down bad. Asego is great. Asego is down bad. What does that even taste like? Chicken? It probably just tastes like chicken, to be honest. That's actually... I mean, shit. Ask the mans that were eating the Chinese food. I eat that shit every day, bro. We probably ate it.
I eat that every day. That's insane. Okay, what's your favorite food of all time? Mine? Yeah. And then let's say it's something else you thought it was. You know what I mean? Would you still eat it? Guys, I'm about to say some guy needs shit. No, no, no. I'll say I can keep it. It's just something involving chicken, bro. Chicken's proper. Okay, so what if this whole time the reason it tasted so good is actually pigeon?
So would you still eat it knowing that? But it's still the exact same taste. Yeah, it would. Yeah. It's kind of difficult. I'd still eat it. I mean, honestly, bro, if it tastes good. Yeah, look, that's what I'm saying. If it tastes good, then I don't mind it. I'm still eating that shit, bro. Yeah, I'm still eating it. All right, now let's take it a step further. Let's say your girl, you didn't know. Oh, my God. I knew you were going to do that. I knew you were going to do that. Is it Hulk Hogan time? Is it Hulk Hogan time? Oh, my God.
Girl the whole time you didn't know was actually a Listen bro, I gotta say my words carefully If I'm getting deceived
Then I can't have it, bro. That's what I'm saying. If I'm getting deceased, I can't have it. No, that's a good point, though. I would actually be kind of mad, though. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Just the fact of deception, I'd be heartbroken. Yeah.
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No, that's all we're talking about. We're just talking about like, we're talking about if the whole time your girl was actually a guy and then you didn't know it. Yeah, I would feel deceived. Yeah, I would feel deceived. That's not fair. I feel betrayed. Yeah, I would be betrayed. I don't think, I don't think I could go back to that. But, but, yo, what if you guys have been dating for like 15 years? I don't think I could go back. 15 years. That's 15 years of lies, bro. No, but if you think about it, it's on the same level of, you hear these stories all the time where like, there's parents that didn't tell their kids they're adopted. Oh.
And then the kid goes crazy because he's like, what the fuck? My whole life is a lie. Or even those are like switch at birth. Yeah. Yo, there's a recent story. There's these triplets, right?
And they found each other through the news because they were so identical. They realized, wait a minute, we have the same genetics, but we never met. Now check this out. Their whole life was a social experiment. Each one of them. What they did, they had three identical triplets, right? And they took them and put them in different classes of society. They put one in a high income family, one in a low income family, and one in middle class. And they just wanted to see and test out how their lives would turn out.
And it was a whole marketing, social experiment that they were studying them without telling them. As babies, fam. Who turned out the best then? I think what ended up happening, the poorest one was so infuriated that he ended up trying to sue it or something. But what's crazy, they actually tracked it down that...
you might be one of the triplets of another case. Like there's actually a bunch of different cases of,
of the same, like, scenario. Oh, that's fucked. But they didn't tell anybody. That's actually a mess, though. That's crazy. That'd be a crazy movie, though. Yeah, but what they would do, they would take people and give them with parents that look like their actual, they would be the real identical parents, but they're not. Yo, I'm not gonna lie. This is a straight deception. Yo, that's, like, one of my biggest fears, bro. That your whole life is a lie? Yeah, like, my whole life, like, I was, like, adopted or something, my whole life is a lie. Like, my brother's not my actual brother. Mm.
I feel that. That's like a black market Mr. Beast type of thing, bro. We took 50 families and swapped out their siblings. Yo, it is though. It kind of is like that. We took 50 black families. Chill out, bro. Chill out. First one to find out they're adopted. Yo, that's crazy. Y'all look the same anyways. With a year's description of Mr. Beast bars. Who's gonna find out?
Do you think Mr. Beast is going to get like onto a level of it's almost unethical? Because if he keeps running with these crazy ideas, you're going to run into, you know what I mean? On the edge of shit. Nah, he's going to run into problems. But he's too smart though. Wait, but like, how would that be unethical? If he's like, you can get out bare money.
I know that's the thing. It is their choice. Cured blindness. I see. I see. Like, I'll give I'll give a crazy prediction right now. I don't know if you guys remember the last episode. I did a crazy prediction and it hit. What was your prediction? World War Three prediction.
Okay, so we're not in World War III right now. No, obviously not. I'll give you the prediction. Okay, here's the prediction. The previous ep, I made the prediction that there was going to be two countries fighting. And then guess what happened three months later? Two countries are fighting? Yeah, two countries are American and U.S., bro. You guys remember that? Wait, wait, wait. That was when it was... Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. All he said was two countries fighting, bro. You didn't say which one. And he said America and U.S. No, but that was... Oh, sorry. No.
Not America, US. Sorry. America and Russia. Yo, let him give us minutes. Yeah, these guys are pressing me right now, bro. America and Russia. Okay. I mean, but it's easy to predict that because they had the Cold War. He called that in episode 60? No, but what I'm trying to say is like... That might be a cap. You can predict that, though. It might be a cap, Jon. You can predict that, though, because there was a Cold War before and they've always been at high stakes type shit. Right after I made that prediction. Literally right after that. It happens. Come on.
I don't know. Tension's running high, bro. Tension's running high until I drop that. So that's what I'm saying. So I'll give another one right now. Okay. Mr. Beast makes a video. Where can I get it? I'm going to tell you. He's going to make a video. He's going to make a video. Check next week, dog. And the title of the video is Making My Own Country. Oh. That's a good one.
My own country establishing my own that's really good idea I thought about doing that not as a video, but I actually thought about like I Actually thought about it like I deeply thought about it if I really wanted to start my own country It's not my own civilization. Could I do it? You probably could though, but you just need money. I mean
- Do you need money for that? - That's what I'm thinking. - Do you know how much money you need for that? - Yeah, you need manpower bro. - No, because I think the poorest country in the, what's the poorest country in the world? Let's see.
Let's see right now. It's got to be something like country in Africa. There's definitely small country. No, but it's true though. You can't laugh. You can't laugh. Bro, I thought his prediction was going to be, fam, he said he's going to make a video. That prediction would hit too. I don't know what you're going to say, bro. Okay, let's see. Poorest country in the world. Yeah. Let's see how much it's worth.
Okay, Burundi. In Africa, I told you bro. You didn't believe me bro. He's right, he's right. I thought I was on something bro. Okay, okay. Burundi. Okay, let's see. Okay, Burundi net worth. Why should it be like $13? 55 cent. Oh, okay, okay. It's 3.4 billion. Okay, yeah. It's a billion. It's 3.4 billion. Elon Musk. That's what I'm saying. So technically, if you're that rich...
Honestly, I'm pretty sure mr. Beast is on his way to be a billionaire. Mm-hmm. Well, actually, well, that's all this stuff I think I've seen a video where you said if he sold all of his stuff I think a fair number would be like 10 billion. Yeah I see like this video like this guy that tried to like start a country. Mm-hmm I think it's like in Serbia or something But like yo when you try to start it like the government like arrested him Oh, you can't do this shit. That's like this. They like banned them from the country. Oh
Oh, actually I heard about that shit. Because I think there's something similar where there was someone that wanted to make a country in Antarctica. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, and he got arrested. Yeah, someone tried to claim Antarctica, but you can't claim Antarctica because it's like a treaty, right? But what's interesting is all these countries are fighting, feel me? But when it comes to Antarctica, everyone's like, oh, my bad. Let's just leave it. Why is that? What's going on in Antarctica?
That's a good question. You might be honest with us. What's going on there? I don't want to really talk about it. What's going on there? Obviously, theory number one, we talked about this before. Theory number one is it's like the Earth is actually bigger than we think. And Antarctica is the wall. I remember that. And beyond that, there's other continents and different countries and possibly aliens and shit and higher tech that we don't know about that may be controlling us. On some Attack on Titan, Eldia, Deltarune.
- Oh no. - You got me there. - There might be like a Marley. - You got me there. - Yeah. - There could be a Marley. - That's possible because like, we discovered every place but like Antarctica. - But Antarctica. - That's the only place that we don't really like know too much about. - Yeah. And I believe there's a map like long, long, long time ago that had every single thing in the current map that we use, the current like geological map they use,
They had every single... Why are you laughing? You looked at me when you said it. Attack on Titan, bro, and the Rengoku thing. I knew you were going to... No, you looked at me when you said that. You looked at me. You got to drop it off about just because... What's a Rengoku thing? Oh, my God. Okay, so this is the theory that everyone's talking about. So who would win?
The Titans attack a Titan or Rengoku from Demon Slayer Titans Rengoku I'm not gonna anime out this podcast but Rengoku would win in that shit, but this guy what his thing is, okay? I know I know the Titans like they're there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so like the Titans are deal Yeah, like big Titans, but this guy Rengoku like they just think about he's super quick. Okay. He has a sword he
He can basically cut through anything. - Damn, you would probably get packed by another samurai. - That's what I'm saying, bro. - By a samurai? Are you crazy? You say a samurai? - Yeah, another man could probably pack him up. - He'd probably get packed by another. - Yo, I remember, yo, I was arguing with Denzel, and I was searching up Rengoku speed, and he can move like 200 miles per hour. - That's soft, bro. - You know how quick that is? - That's soft. - I would take that with his speed. - Hey, listen, listen. No big-ass titan is gonna be able to catch him. - Nah. - Yo, okay, but is his skin bulletproof?
If you take a gun and shoot at a Titan is the Titan dead no if you take a gun issue Rengoku is he dead? Oh, yeah, he's packed. He's got no Glocks. Oh my god speed over power any day. Oh
Yo, you think about yo if Levi can take down Titans. Yeah, oh wait. How fast is he moving 200 miles per hour? Oh bullet can catch it. No. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, take it in There was a bullet train and he was running as fast as a bullet train, bro Would you rather have would you rather have a power to be that fast or be invincible invincible
Okay, invincible is kind of crazy. Invincible? No, invincible. Invincible is like you can't die? Think about it, though. Think about it. Because if you're invincible, then you probably can't get injections for medicine. They can't even touch your skin type shit, you know what I mean? Because you're invincible. But at the same time, if you're fast, you're kind of invincible because they can't touch you. You probably wouldn't even need medicine, right? Wait, wait, wait. If you're invincible, are you going to be strong? Or are you going to be in your normal state? I have no idea. Because I can be invincible in this state, but what am I going to do? That's kind of tough, though. Because literally no one can fuck you up.
- I don't know. - That's kinda true. - 'Cause if you're invincible, then like, it makes life boring 'cause you're just this, you know what I'm saying? Like you can't change and you can't like do anything to your body. - Interesting. - Could you even like, nevermind. - What? - No, I was gonna say it. - What? - No, no, no, say it.
There was a map that they showed that Antarctica there was another island there and they actually had a name for it and shit It was actually green
But obviously we know Antarctica is full of like ice and shit. Yeah. But we also know there was a what?
Ice Age yeah, I mean so answer she was probably just another island that just covered over Yeah Josh's prediction on what happened with Antarctica was actually real a lot of people been taking me on. Yeah That's what I'm saying your shit the war between the USA and America No, yeah Josh actually predicted you had a proper prediction there's like a bacterians are to Antarctica that's all melting in the ice and it's
has a zombie type infection that if it goes to humans will end up as zombies. - Hey, scientists were talking about it, John. Scientists were talking about it. - That's a stretch, bro. That's a stretch. - National Geographic made that shit, bro. - Okay, sure, there could be an infection that melts. I'm gonna tell you right now, there could be an infection that melts, bro, but to say an infection is gonna melt, get into man's and then turn man's into zombies, that's a stretch, bro. - Bro, that's been there for how many years? That's been there for thousands of years. - I've had an infection like two weeks ago, bro.
Not from Antarctica. No, not from Antarctica, but like it's, bro, that's different. Yo, rabies is a thing though, so you don't think zombies could be a thing? You know what rabies do, right? Yo, yo, yo, like low-key rabies, that's the closest to being a zombie. And rabies is fucking common. Like, bear dogs can have rabies. Yeah. I know, but that's a stretch, bro. You know what happens when you have rabies, bro? Oh my gosh, it's scary, fam.
If you get bit by a dog with rabies, you physically can't touch water. You get hydrophobic. You've seen that video when the guy tried to pour it and he couldn't? I'll think about it on the way here, actually.
Fuck. Because like back when he went to the Philippines, all those dogs that were probably walking around the Philippines probably have rabies. No, no, no. Unless they're rabid. Yeah, unless they're rabid. Unless they're rabid. But it's scary though. It's like, fuck, you can get bit at any time. Yeah, and apparently that's like uncurable too. Yeah, there's no cure for it. There's no cure. That's what I'm saying. I think the only cure is like you have to be there on site or something. Yeah, you have to be super quick. It has like a 99% fatality rate or something like that. What? Fuck.
In third world countries, the ambulance is not coming, bro. No, they're not coming, bro. You better walk. Start walking. You're definitely not. You got to drive, pick them up, and then bring them back. Nah, yo. I'm not going to lie to you, bro. Yo, but if you think about it, there could be, like, could there not be a human that has rabies that lives in the jungle that never been in contact with other humans?
That's possible. Probably in the Amazon rainforest. There's probably some guy right now. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm pretty sure there's a video of like a whole bunch of, just recently, let me pull it up. Yeah, yeah. Like a tribe. Like a tribe member. I've seen those reels. It was like, I think off the coast of India, there's like a small island. Yeah. And actually, this was actually a big story. North Sentinel Island. Yeah, it was. Yeah, I think it was North Sentinel Island. Yeah, North Sentinel Island. The government of India actually declared it like, no one can be there. You can't fly over there. You can't visit it. Like nowhere near it. So like all mans were like, like,
prohibited from going there but one guy went there i forgot his name he went there and he like wanted to document his experience with the people and then i think they just i think they killed him bro yeah he ate him it was insane it was a crazy story wait but how did they eat him you didn't hear you didn't hear about the story i think i think like that whole tribe they're like a cannibal tribe no they're a cannibal tribe they don't and the crazy part is is like when helicopters are flying over yeah like they're throwing spears yeah oh i didn't hear about that yeah yeah
I did hear about that. Nah, they're like, they're like X-communicado, bro. You can't go near them. You can't even talk to them. Yo, honestly, you could wipe them all out if you just put someone with chickenpox out there. Yo, those guys are invincible. Those guys are invincible. Yo, yo, yo, one sneeze, one sneeze, one sneeze, one sneeze, one sneeze,
If you leave a toddler there with chicken pox, you need to cook the whole thing. You know the cannibal guy that goes, when the guy was sitting beside him trying to do a documentary, he's like, yo, I don't feel safe. Me versus that guy, I'm not winning that thing. This is a video, by the way, look. They literally look almost unhuman. They look half, almost animal. That water looks good. Yeah, that water looks crisp. See how they dress, dude? And they make animal noises and shit. It's my first time.
Why are you feeding it? Oh, feeding it is crazy. Yeah, like why are you even getting near that? Yo, that's crazy though. Imagine you're just in the jungle and you just see a creature like that. Nah, no way that's real. No, this is real. I think it's in the Philippines actually. That's in the Philippines? This might be. Yeah, but they just found them and this is a new... Like species? Not species, maybe species, who knows. But like type of human that they found. That's fucked. That's insane.
But peep the hair on the back. Yeah, that's pretty. Yo, if you take it in, I guess humans are actually supposed to look like that. Like, if we never cut our hair. That's actually kind of true. Yo, if you take it in, if we never cut our hair, never shaved, never cut our nails and shit, how would we look? Yeah.
That's kind of crazy. Someone might have to test that out. John. Next MrBeast video. Only an unemployed person can do that because you just can't be outside. Your nails are going to be mad long. You can't. But I mean, you would still get washed if you go in
the water a lot or like if it rains yeah yeah but but the hair thing for sure your hair will be mad long yeah your nails would be mad long everything else would just be like grown out too that's true but it'd be hard to clean yourself too because like you got a lot of hair and stuff like that so i mean you can't even groom yourself pause yo do you think um because you know how they say animals when they have whiskers and stuff they have more senses do you think if we grew our hair to the max we'd have more senses we're gonna have whiskers and shit yeah what no i don't think so
- I don't know because- - No, think about it. - I don't know why, but like low key, guys with long hair, they always got something interesting to say, bro. They always got something smart to say.
If you're a guy and you have long hair, bro, I don't know why. The hippies with the long hair? See what I mean? They'd be one of the wisest. They'd be knowing shit, bro. They'd be wise as shit. They'd be knowing stuff. Or if you ever see an old man with a long beard, he'd be knowing everything. That's what I'm saying, because that even counts, too. That is true. Like a grandmaster. Exactly. They'd be knowing way more than the bald guys. The monks?
No, but actually I think monks though they try to yeah, I don't think monks talk they don't try to learn too much Yeah, they try to be peaceful with what they have. Yeah, Kev Jumba. He turned into a monkey seen that he's a monk. Oh, yeah So he know you're lying fam. He disappeared. Yeah, you see that rolling loud. He's like, oh we take donations from these books You know those those?
Yeah, he's having like flowers to like the temple and all that. Yeah. No, I need to search that up. People are saying it's a cult that he's in because he's trying to get money out of people. Yeah. So people would be safe. But at the same time, a lot of these things are cults. So like, yo, everything's a cult now. Yeah. If you think about it, even a following for any influencer is a cult. That's true. Bag it like that. Like, look at all the Cardi fans are dressed the same way, bro.
I don't want to talk about Cardi, bro. Oh, yo. Honestly, we have to address the elephant in the room about the Josh curse. Oh, my God. You got to talk about the Josh curse. I'm cursed. Josh is cursed right now. Josh is cursed. He's officially cursed. They obviously knock on wood, but he's kind of... Yo, I never told you how the curse started, though. You never told me. Break it down. I swear if you're going to break up the ramen night, bro.
You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Is that when? Nah. I need to tell you why. So like Denzel, I've known Denzel for almost like 18 years. Yeah. And I have never shared anything with Denzel. Like I've never shared a piece of food with Denzel. Really? Yeah, never, never. That's a long time to not share food with Denzel. That's what I'm saying. So one time at ramen, I don't know why, but he had an extra steak and I asked him for that extra steak. I'm like, yo, can I have that piece? Yeah.
And Denzel warned me. He's like, yo, Josh, listen, if you take this, your life is not going to be the same. He said that though. He did say that. I have it on video. I remember because I had to document the kid. It was crazy. And yo, as soon as I ate that steak, my life is big. Yo, I'm not even going to capture you. Gavin, I'm not even going to capture you. When we were there, it really did feel like something was going down. Something was going to happen. So what happened to you? What happened that made it go downhill? Like, were there shit that happened? Bro, okay, so the first thing that happened, listen, number one, I got sprayed by a skunk.
That's late. That's late compared to what happened. But yo, first of all, who gets sprayed by a scar? You have to try for that. Number two, my car broke down completely. My Instagram gets hacked. Oh yeah.
Instagram completely gone and then your other account gets hacked my Facebook is hacked gone But yo, but it gets crazier. It gets crazier. It gets crazier cuz yo my CRA account got hacked No, I didn't even know are you serious? Yeah, I dropped it right now That's for those areas And like yo like the to like the people that are not from candle like CRA like that's like that's your social insurance That's basically your social Syria. Yeah, like that shit got hacked
How the fuck? I do not know, bro. On CRA, you have double passwords, text, email. You don't have 2FA, fam? No, it does. That's why it's great. To hack a CRA is impossible. Yeah, you gotta be crazy. Yeah, you have to. That's insane. And then, yo, like, stuff just started happening. Yo, like, I ordered a Sprite. Yeah?
I got club soda. Oh my God. No. Yo, but like it got to him and like all of this happened like within like one to two weeks max. So we're on like a mystery to find how to reverse it then. Yeah. Yo, like I was actually, I was actually like online. Like I was searching like how to get rid of curses and all that shit. Yeah. And like I even texted Denzel. I'm like, yo Denzel, we got to reverse this because this is getting bad. Yo, we have to go. We have to go back to the ramen spot
On some Freaky Friday shit, you know, you're like, oh, you know, you guys don't know that movie And if you guys do it at a certain time and people are watching you do it then you get cursed No, that's if there's intention with it too and people people like look at you doing it like maybe the people in the back were like looking you guys are arguing and like We're gonna get him
I don't know. I truly believe I've been cursed that day. No jokes. Because, yo, I never had that much bad luck within that short of a time span in my life. Anything else happen? I'm sure something else happened. Oh, I think I had a list, actually. The fact that I had to make a list is crazy. Oh, the cup.
Yo, this is crazy. This is actually crazy. So I was doing the dishes and after like, I was like putting like cups away. I was putting cups away. I was putting a glass cup away. The cup just exploded. That's so crazy. That's crazy. Randomly? It just exploded. It exploded and there's glass all over my hand. My hand was bleeding. It was just bleeding out. Out the hand is crazy. Yo, that has never happened to me before. You didn't drop it. I didn't drop it. It just blew up. Yeah, I remember that.
Bro, my whole hand is bleeding. No, yo. What the? And plus, on top of that, Cardi got canceled. Oh, yeah. Cardi got canceled, too. Yeah, yeah. And, yo, all of these events happened in one to two weeks.
Josh is like a die-hard Cardi fan. I dropped to the floor, man. We have to figure out how to reverse it. We got to bring you back to the ramen spot. The same people have to be there. We have to do the exact same thing. You need to record it. I got to record it. I got to say some prayers and shit for me.
That's weird. What the fuck? That's kind of weird. Have you ever had a feeling like that though? Where you think you got, what do you call it? Like evil eyed or cursed specimen? Have you, Jon?
Cause there's a couple, there's a one, two times where I felt like somebody was trying to do ill to me. And then it was a random day, dead ass. And I'm like, fuck, I have to go to church today. Yeah. Like randomly. And then I dead ass went on a Wednesday. Yeah. I mean, during the day I went at like three o'clock, went to church, boom, felt better.
Yeah. But it was an instinct. Like I have to go. Yeah. I mean, like in Ghana, when I, when I was there, that stuff always happens with like black magic and stuff. Actually, it's actually illegal to do it. Even in like Canada, there's like an actual, like you can get like charged and stuff like that. Yeah. Like you can get arrested for like performing, uh,
I think it's like performing dark arts or performing like black magic or something like that. Like it's actually taken seriously. Like no one plays around with that kind of stuff. Because like if you're actually like, if you have ill intent on someone, you can go to like a priestess or like one of those voodoo guys and they could put like an ill will on someone and that'll cause them to have like a, it's more of like a rough time in life or a bad life. And then like, yeah, it's like really sketchy and stuff like
I heard for the longest time the Toronto Raptors actually had a curse on them. Like a serious curse and then they brought it to somebody that does voodoo and shit and said, "Oh yeah, there is a curse." They actually found this out, guess when? 2019. They reversed it in 2019.
So the beginning of 2019, that's when they had like the expert, like, oh yeah, there is a curse. And then they reversed it on the spot. And what happened? Kawhi won the chip. No, that's actually crazy because like the Raptors, like they were good, but they were always, they were always choked. They were always choked. They were missing something. They had a little, yeah. Like even by like two points or three points. I know. No, yo, like after this, I actually believe in curses, bro. I swear. I swear.
I actually believe in this stuff. No, 100%. Like that shit, like in the Philippines especially, I don't know if it happens in Guyana, but you're not allowed to let certain people touch you. Yeah. Even a touch, they could be like this and they would like haunt you. Really? There's like intention. Yeah, there's intention behind touching.
That's why I think like back in high school when I used to go I'm stealing your power. Yeah, I think low-key it works. I know because I used to do that Deadass every single time I used it it worked though. It was fucked. Yeah. No, no whenever we go to the casino. Oh my god. It's the John curse. Oh my god. It's actually a good curse.
because if you know about the john kris you'll know how to reverse it yeah so what so when we play roulette roulette is very what lucky like it's fit it's like 33 percent that you you get a color right because it's green red black so whatever john feels right he'll say black bet we'll go on red yeah always go opposite fam there was a i think we won 10 straight yeah just off john's predictions yeah anything john said we did the opposite do the opposite that was insane i
I couldn't believe that. I couldn't believe that. I was actually shook. I think I ran up like 250. No, I'm not. It was way more than that. I was doubling my bet. I was doubling. I went up 50 and then I doubled 100. I felt betrayed. It was insane. All man's was like, well, it looks good, John. Well, it's good. I'm like, all right, do red. All right, black.
I was like, at the end of the day, no man's giving him money for his guests. I was like, give me commission, bro. Man's like, nah, you got it. That's insane. But do you hold your boys against that, though? Like, if they make success off of kind of your downfall, how did you feel? Is it good or bad? It's a great question, though. If you word it like that, that's insane. No, no, no, but not like downfall in that way, but not like a terrible downfall, but like something that, you know, didn't go in your way. Yeah, I mean, it is what it is, man. I mean, if my boys are up,
- If my boys are up, I'm not gonna like hit them down. - But if you think about it, if you took Jonza's voice,
we would all be down. - That's true. - So if you actually picked what he picked, we would all be down. - That's true. - That's a good point. - So why not pick the version where at least someone's up? - That's a great point. - That's a great point, man. - You know what I'm saying? - That's true. Yeah, that's true. - So yeah, that's all me. - Wait, no, that's not good at all. What are you talking about? - That's not good. - That's terrible. - All right, let's say I'm on the losing team. All right, time to switch sides. - But Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon. - It's either we all losing or two man's can win and two man lose. - That's true.
At least let two man win. Back to the Denzel thing, right? Because Carlos told me this fact that I didn't know about. How whenever you and Denzel link up, you guys don't dap up. Yeah, we don't. That's low-key why you guys got cursed. That's not why. That's not why. How do you not dap up your boy? If I ever dap him up, the world's ending. The world's ending. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. You guys ever watch a regular show?
That's Denzel and Josh. Any stupid little thing, there's this show called Regular Show, and pretty much any stupid shit, they say, yo, do me a favor. And if he doesn't do the favor in return, the world ends up breaking. There's mystical shit that pops off. That's Josh and Denzel. I'm telling you, bro. Because, yo, I shared that steak with him. Look what happened. See, we can't be breaking the rules, bro. I'm telling you. Bro. Okay, this is what we do. We
We should film it. Film it. And we should try everything. Because what if that one thing doesn't work? Try everything? You might have to try a few things. No, I can't do that, bro. I can't do that no more. Yeah. I can't do it, bro. You might have to dabble enough. I've been through enough the last two weeks, bro. I can't do it. I'll lie.
I can't take it no more. You know what's crazy? You know how the Epstein Island is kind of like, it's like a blob? Yeah. So somebody sent me this, but there was a, you know how the Nickelodeon logo is a splat? Oh, it's the same as the Epstein Island. And there's like a small island too in the splat Nickelodeon. Really? It's the same thing. They drew it out. That's crazy. That's insane. And the fuck thing was, they were making sports bets on who was going to be on the list. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I saw that. Bro.
Donald Trump was like the most. Yeah, yeah. Everyone was putting him on Donald Trump. He beat the case. Yeah, he beat the case. He beat the case, bro. Fuck, I should have bet. That's just how it was, bro. Bro, Paramount's were putting Parley on Donald Trump. Who else was a popular one that. Joe Biden was on there as well. Also, it's just the presidents. It was on a politician. It's anybody that's friends with those people. Yeah. Yeah. I think Bill Gates is up there. Bill Gates. Yeah. Elon Musk for sure. Well, what's one person that won?
That you didn't hear that probably would have been like oh like oh shit like you probably would have been on there like a weird one like a sick one Like when you could never expect it'll be like an older person it wouldn't be like Spencer from iCarly Definitely definitely
Yo, Olivia Rodrigo is definitely Illuminati to the max. That's possible. Yeah, because you've seen the recent stuff about her making her fans the vampires, the vamps. What? Tell me why every single celebrity is trying to make their fans vamps. Why, bro? That's insane. Tell me why. It's the cult thing, like you said earlier. Yeah, it's the cult thing. And it's because it's related to what? It's related to that Illuminati shit. And they always talk about the same Illuminati stuff about them drinking blood.
Say drinking blood
Yo. You know? And there's this one, like, Dominic Fike song. And he talks about when he first came to Hollywood and he got invited to these parties. He said, in the lyrics, he said, we're all drinking blood, like, at this party. Something like that. Like, they drink blood out of their champagne glasses and shit. And it's always talked about. Man, why is it always blood, though? It's always blood, yeah. Because they say that's where they get their everlasting, like, life back.
Or from. Or something like that. You know what I mean? Their youthfulness. Yo, that's scary, man. On some Korean skincare type shit, you know how they use placenta for their face? The elites, they use like children blood. And then they make sure they get the adrenaline from it. And then that's the one that actually stimulates all of that stuff. Yo, Loki? I think Madonna might be there too. No, for sure. I think Madonna for sure. For sure. Kesha.
Cardi's definitely there. No, but I don't think he's on the list. I don't think he did that stuff. He's still young. On the list. On the list is crazy. I don't think he's on the list. He's up and coming. He's up and coming on the list, bro. Up and coming on the list. Uzi's up there. Nah, nah, nah. It's weird. The whole movement actually is weird. Man, it's almost.
- What list bro? We have our own list. - We have our own list. - We have our own list for something. - Yeah, yeah. - Yo, is that fucked? Let me ask you guys something. If you guys have a list about people, is that fucked? - No, I'm not saying what. - Okay, okay, okay. - But if you just have like a list of people, is it fucked to judge people based on a list? - Yeah, let's say you had a list of like, oh, top funniest mans. - I mean, it's chill. It depends on the list. - You know what I'm saying though? Is that weird to rank it?
Like, if you guys made a list about, like, who would be a murderer and, like, number one, number two, number three, that's kind of weird. That's weird, though. That's, like... That's a different level. Okay, what if it's something, like...
how cool your friends are. Okay, that's chill. I mean, there's a difference though, bro, because you could say that and you could say, oh, if one of us had to go to jail, what crime would we go to jail for? Make a list about that. That's kind of crazy. That's crazy. I don't think that's crazy. That's not crazy. What? Yes, that's crazy. What are you talking about? We go from which we rank our friends from coolest to not coolest and then the next list, if we have to go to jail, what crimes would we go for? That's insane. I'll be more offended with the coolest to not coolest list, bro.
Really? That's insane. Going to jail for a crime? Okay, what crime would you go to jail for? Oh!
What crime would you go to jail for? I'll probably be a scammer for sure. I'll definitely be a scammer. I'll do some crazy fraud. I don't think Josh would be a scammer, fam. I see Josh being a scammer. I'll be a scammer. I see Josh calling people. I see more of him being a scammer. That's racist. I'm a brown guy, bro. That's insane. I'm a scammer. Insane, bro. That's a good one. What would John be?
I can tell you what I'll do. I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing. That's you. That's you. That's you. No, you're definitely jumping someone, bro. Yeah, you're jumping someone. Yeah, yeah. That's all. That's all. It could be unintentional. Attempt to murder. Attempt to murder. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Allegedly, fam. Chill. Gavin, though, 100% arson, bro. Come on. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. I'll probably do it by accident. No, that's good. That's good.
No, that's a good one, actually. I can see that. That's funny. Yo, first of all, that's mad specific. That means you've been thinking about it. Because he said it right away. I can see you do arson. I don't know why. I'm like fraud, though.
I figured out how some people get like passwords and shit. I was gonna tell you. So you know what they do? They get the passwords off of sites that you probably used a weak password for. So let's say you had a mini clip account.
And use the same the same password, but because mini clip had really weak ass security. Yeah Hacked it and got all the password lists right and what they would do they would use the same email and the same password and test on every single site and
That makes so much sense. Yeah. So if you signed up for, let's say, fucking, like, back in the day, you know those fake Pokemon games you used to play? You know what I'm talking about? Oh, my God. And you know those shit? Who knows? Pop Tropico type shit. Or like Wizards 101. Yeah, Wizards 101. That's my game, bro. There's probably something like that. They just security leaked that whole thing, took all the passers, and then tried and tested everything. That's probably how I got scammed. It might be. To this day, I still don't know what cookies are. I just,
They got Josh off the ready leak
the twitter leak stop yeah i'm not saying nothing i'm not saying nothing no yeah but it's actually so crazy because the guy that scammed my instagram account oh my god yo we were talking to him on the phone i know he's actually a funny guy bro he's actually a funny guy yeah well imagine he's a youtuber too imagine he's like you're
Yo, cuz I used to watch these Minecraft people and they used to hack into like servers and shit and make a whole Shenanigan about it and make a video and give millions of views, right? I wouldn't be surprised if there's like a dark web thing where they go Oh next I'm gonna hack this person. Oh, they're like a dark web YouTube. Yeah, they'll be crazy Have you guys ever been on the dark web or not? Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.
Okay, chill. Obviously, allegedly. Allegedly. I mean, it's just browsing. You got to remember. Browsing what? Just browsing. Like what type of stuff are you browsing? Yo, okay. Chill out, chill out, chill out. Chill out, chill out, chill out. What type of stuff are you browsing? So you got to remember, you would browse with, it's called Tor. It's like a browser you'd use to get on the dark web. Yeah, yeah. I heard about that. Tor is like,
It's kind of like you remove all limiters. So like Google, there's like safe search and there's like security stuff that prevents you from doing certain things, right? And Google restricts your stuff. Like you can't search up like, I don't know, how to make a bomb. Yeah, because I think Tor, what it does, it changes your IP rapidly, right? It puts different IPs. So it reroutes you so you can't be, it's on track. On track, yeah. Which is what you can do. So, and it limits, and it's unlimited so you can search up whatever you want. And if you search, you can get the information you want. Yeah. So, yeah.
Tor is pretty much how deep are you willing to go to find what you need. Yeah. That's pretty much it. That's crazy. Because if you use Google or like Chrome or whatever it is, they'll normally just like, there's limiters, right? If you want to search up something, they'll literally say, you can't search this up. This goes against our policy. That's good. Even with like ChatGBT or like those sites you use, tell me something. They'll say against my policy. I can't say that. With Tor-
It's your imagination. Yeah, you can go as far as you want. The one thing I wonder, I'm like, I always wonder if you can like find like creatures on the dirt web. You can. I'm so curious about that. Like Bigfoot or something. I thought like fish. No, no, no. You can get that stuff. Like Loch Ness Monster Site B. There's actually a site on there too. I forgot the name of the site, but they sell like
it's like novelty items. Like, bro, there's a monkey in a jar. That's crazy. A monkey in a jar, bro. Like a dead monkey like pickled in a jar. You could find like pickled human ears. Human ears? Yeah, bro. It's like weird stuff. You can find like monkey, apparently monkey paws are like good luck. Yeah, yeah, monkey paws are good luck. You can find like animals like, bro, you can find like chameleons being like
Kept in like these weird bowls, bro. It's like weird. There's like weird sights. I'm not a look in John's room Go with eyeballs in your house. You'll be having some artifacts Like have you guys ever played like Elden Ring
Oh, yeah. And, like, you'd be getting, like, those items that, like... Those random items? Dude, that's what John be having in his house. The statues, the statues, the statues. Not even that. Like, the urns. Yeah, I guess he has the urns and shit. Yeah, the urns, the statues, the weird stuff. Like, I walk in John's house and feel like I'm God of War, fam. Nah, there's a lot of historical stuff in my house. I'm not gonna lie. That's cool, though. It's interesting. Like, instead of, like, the Ikea furniture, you have the urns. You know what I mean? But low-key, like...
I could not trust those in my house. Yeah, because you think it holds a spirit to it or an energy? Especially something that old.
Come on, bro. There has to be some sort of energy. Yo, I think about that sometimes when I thrift something, eh? There has to be some sort of energy. Yeah, I think about that sometimes. Not all the time, but like sometimes I'll get a vibe off a jacket I bought and like, damn. Wonder what that went through. Because I have a jacket that's a military jacket. Yeah. And it's obviously off some soldier. Right. And it has the name of it. I never Googled the name or whatever. Right. But I'm scared to because what if I Google it and find out like, oh, deceased or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something crazy. Something crazy story happened.
But it really does feel like there's an energy. Sometimes I would have a jacket in my room and when I'm going to sleep, I kind of feel like odd about it. Yeah. So I would take it and put it outside of my room and I would feel okay. Yeah. It's either just me thinking about it or there's actually something attached. Yo, it's like when you go to Value Village and like you see those dolls.
That I would never fuck around with that. I'm telling you. The dolls and the mirrors. Oh, the mirrors. The mirrors are crazy. That might have to be the worst one. I seen that one. There was a person who bought, you know, like the little, it's like a pink with a mirror that opens and it talks to you.
So yeah, so this was in Mexico. There was a mirror that opens up talks. He's like all our stuff like that But Sam it doesn't talk back. So it only has it's like generated words But this person started asking it questions. It said don't worry. I won't tell anybody. No This is a crazy thing the guys that had took a video he's like I'm gonna take out the batteries and
hola i won't tell anybody that is terrifying that's insane that is terrifying come on bro i will never buy anything furniture off of that i don't buy from thrift shops i can't do that you know why i don't buy from thrift shops why why why why you know exactly why
- I'm not touching a thrift shop. I'm not touching a village. - Please tell them what happened bro. - We got finesse. - Nothing. - Top tier finesse of all time. - I'll tell them that's the story.
So normally, it's like a custom or like a culture thing that me, Josh, Carlos, and Denzel, we would go to like Value Village or like the thrift shop or the Salvation Army to like look around and whatever looks good, we'd buy it, right? Good, right? Normal day. Like furniture, clothes? Anything. Just like anything that catches our eye, right? So we're walking around and we're looking around and we're seeing whatever. We're seeing the most random assortment of items. And then I see it on the wall. Boom. A video game.
specifically Call of Duty 3, right? Sick. It's sealed. There's like a wrapper around it. So I'm like, okay, sick. This looks like a good game. I can play with it. So I pick it up. It's sealed. It looks good. Great. So we buy it. I put it in my bag. I don't worry about it, right? We have a good day. I enjoy myself. And I'm like, I got a really good deal. This is a phenomenal game. I can't wait to go home and play it, right? So I go home.
And I was so excited. I'm like, man, I can't wait to boot it up. I go. I take out my PS3. I dust it off. 20, 30 minutes prep time easy. And then I go. I unbox the game. I'm like, I can't wait to get into this game. So upon closer inspection...
The packaging looked a little bit loose. The wrapper around it looked a little bit loose. Someone put that on after. So I opened it, slid right out easy. Easy packaging. I'm like, this is kind of crazy. And I opened up the game. It was Call of Duty 3. I opened it up. Boom. It hit me right in the face. Rango in 3D. He's like,
Rango, the movie in 3D. Insane. I got finessed. It was insane. I put the game away. I threw it out. I'm never touching a thrift shop ever again in my life. You didn't even get another game. You got a movie. If I got another game, sure. If I got another game, whatever. Rango in 3D? Come
Come on, man. That's insane. Did you just plug it in and watch the movie, fam? No, I went, bro. The crazy shit is that the plastic was on it. The plastic was insane. Who's wrapping back a game like that, bro? That's insane. Do you think Valley Village finessed you or somebody else? Whatever it is, sick work. You can't do that, bro. The thing is, everybody has to get scammed at least one time in their life, bro. Everyone's been getting scammed. I remember there was one time. I went to EBK.
This was at EB Games, bro. Automatic sketching. Oh, when you're trying to sell your shit? The moment you walked in, I got a PS5 for sale, 50 bucks. No, no, no.
Games and I'm like they had like this. Ah They're like this case. Yeah, and I in the case of how like okay I was super young when this happened but like they had this case and like there was a whole bunch of games on it Yeah, so so I was there I was thinking yo, I'm getting all these games for like I Get 10 games for $10. Yeah, I'm psyched. I haven't open that shit up. I
She's empty, just a piece of paper. So it was just a case with all the games on it? So it's like a game case, but it shows the games. But as a kid, I got caught with that shit too, fam. Because you know when Bakugan was a thing? I wanted this shit so bad. I asked for it at Christmas, right? It was this big ass container, the tin container. It was clear plastic and it had fucking like, I want to say 30 Bakugans in it. I was hype.
Now, I ordered it. I think we ordered off like the Scholastic notebook thing. We ordered it. Damn, they financed you? It's not even, it's literally one Bakugan. Everything else is just like a cover. One Bakugan, bro. And yo, back in the day, that broke your heart, man. You already know they tax for that one Bakugan, bro. They don't play around. Do you remember those Yu-Gi-Oh card dispensers where you put 25 cents in and then you get that card? Yeah, bro. I used to spend all my money there.
Nah, I used to do that too. Yeah. Yeah, those are sick. I like those guys. Scamming, that's good. That's what taught me how to scam, yo. Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh. Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh. How do you go into scamming, man? I used to run a, like the only time I really scammed people was when Pokemon had the online trading thing. Oh yeah, you were.
Pokemon X&Y came out yeah, and they added a new feature where it's almost like a trading hub and you can you can almost Kijiji eBay type shit where you can put your Pokemon up and you can trade your Pokemon and say what Pokemon you want in return. Okay, check this shit out
There was a huge thing in competitive Pokemon that you train IVs. Now, it's like secret hidden details about Pokemon that you can make them a little bit stronger and they're like lean towards different power moves, right? Right. Now, what I used to do, I used to put the craziest bids up or the craziest trades. I'd be like, I'll trade this perfect IV Chimchar for a legendary Pokemon. I'll put like fucking like Mewtwo or some shit. And I would get it because these fucking, you know, these competitive people. Yeah.
That's more rare to them and that's more like valuable than just a legendary Pokemon. But the thing is you can't check IVs on there. Like you can just go trust by the title. Damn, I would rinse and repeat. So like the Pokemon, they wouldn't even have like an actual high IV. They wouldn't have high IV at all. I would just say perfect IV and then there's a certain freaking like
It was energy or personality type. The Pokemon has a different personality type and it leans towards better attacks. Better stacks. And one of them was the best one is Modest. And I would say Perfect IV Modest. Yo, Renser P, Agathl.
all the legends I got Kai Yoger freaking Articuno damn I wish I thought about that I would get shinies bro yeah crazy I would get rinsed in person like you know rinsed in person is kind of crazy no no like fam the guy would give me a blastoids for free and then later the glue the glue would come off it's a water energy I printed that shit oh no
Fam, I give you any card, I get a Blastoise. Fuck. Yeah, what? A water energy is crazy, bro. You ever make, like, your own Pokemon cards? Yeah, I used to do that. That's it. That's it. I used to put, like, a picture of some random... Like, a meme picture and then put, like, attack. Yo, I remember I used to draw my own... Like, I used to draw my own Pokemon on paper.
Look at a limited edition Pokemon. Imagine you finesse somebody like that. Yo, because you know there's Pokemon cards that go for like a million dollars these days? God damn, who's buying a million dollar Pokemon card? But the thing is too, like if you put it on eBay and you show the picture, sure you'll scam the person and you'll probably get caught. But like if you move the funds quick time and just disappear off the net, a million dollars is a lot of money. That's why I don't trust like, you know, the Facebook market and the eBay. Yeah. Fam, yes, like...
last week we were trying to sell a computer that we had to a person on Facebook market fam tell me how she said okay we'll meet at this time never comes bro remember yo remember the time we did that mission to get the couch oh yeah thank god that worked bro because at first they were giving us two options of couches bro I swear there was only one couch that we wanted hot take about the couch though yeah let's say we went
How we didn't take the couches. Yeah, yeah. They were behind the building. Yeah, I know. They were behind the building. Okay, we don't want it anymore. We took that for free. We took it for free. I would have spun back there an hour later. He comes back up the next day, gone. It's all gone. Yeah, you wouldn't even put the other one that he was selling downstairs. Yeah, I know. Bro.
We would have two couches in the crib. For free. I don't know why, but that reminds me of Halloween. Remember back in the day when they used to leave the bowl outside? Oh, yeah. That's evil. They take one. You know what, Damwon? I'm taking the whole bowl, bro. Looks like I got to put that whole bowl in my bag. I got to an age where I was like, you shouldn't be doing that anymore. And there's a front cam. And I went because I knew that person was going to have a bowl there. I went and then boom, all you hear is in the little ring cam, yo, bro, you're too old, bro.
Yo, man, get the shit out of here, bro. How old are you, bro? Leave that for the kids. If you got caught on camera, like, red-handed doing something, like, fucking vile, at that point, do you just have to play it off and do something funny? No, you have to double down. You gotta double down, bro. Oh, my God.
- Oh my God. - No, but if you think about it, if you think about it, if they caught me doing something criminal and then they caught me on camera, if I was just like, "It's a prank." You know what I mean? Like I could look and get away with it. - They don't believe in that though. - You don't know. - They ain't gonna believe that. - Like, okay, let's say, let's say the Nuffmans did the same thing. Since they're known for doing pranks and they go, "It's a prank." You could probably get away with that shit, it's content.
It's a stretch, man. It's a stretch. I used to deal with people all the time, bro. I used to work, bro, all the time. I used to see them on cameras. So for those of you that don't know, I work security in a mall. Wait, so you look at like your homies on cam catching them doing shit? You should see the amount of
Tom Fulier that happens in this movie. There's so much just cap. There's a lot of cap that's been happening around here. A lot of kids be capping right in front of my face when I see the proof. So I look at them on the cameras and I see them do something wrong. Like a perfect example.
A guy goes in and picks up a mannequin, bro. Crazy. He goes and he sees it. So normally there's mannequins with fits on. I'm not going to lie. The fits are kind of tough. They have a nice little Nike bomber. A ball mannequin? Yeah. Like one of those big mannequins and Nike bomber shoes, like whatever. Some kids will go up to it and pick it up.
And take the whole mannequin. Insane. Just pick it up. That's what I'm saying. Pick it up like that and walk out. And I would run up. I'm like, bro, what are you doing? And then they look at me. And they look at the mannequin. And they come in like, what are you doing? And he was like, oh, no. I was just checking out this mannequin, man. I'm like, bro, you're at the door.
Yeah, I'm just checking out the mannequin, man. What are you talking about? The door's right here. You want to walk out. Yo, if that kid was wearing an Invisalign vest, would you touch him? No, obviously I wouldn't touch them. What's Invisalign? You know those reflective vests that I'm talking about? The construction vests?
Would you say anything to them? Because that's sturdy, bro. If you see somebody wearing that. I know what you're talking about. Those reflectors. Yeah, wearing that to steal is crazy. Low key, if I ever see somebody wearing that shit, I'm low key just to let them do their thing. Because I feel like they're important. But realistically, when that happens, you actually don't know their credentials and shit. Yeah, you don't know what they're about.
But anybody can grab that vest, right? But that kid, that kid with a mannequin, there's no option but to double down. You have to run out the door. You have to double down. What are you going to say? Oh, this is my aunt. Yeah, you can't. At that point, you have to, yeah. Because I was thinking about it. There's this bench like down the street from where I really, really want the bench, bro. I was like, I want to put it in the crib. It's like this yellow TTC bench. A public bench is crazy. A TTC bench is crazy. No, but it's... You want to bring that home? No, listen, listen. It's like,
- It's like one of the 80s rapies. - No, but listen. It's like a yellow bench. - The viral infection from Antarctica is on that bench, bro. - No, but it looks fire. It looks fire. I think it's from the 70s or whatever. But anyways, if I were to wear the construction vest, hard hat. - Oh yeah, we bring tools and shit. - All of us right now wear it. - Oh, easy lick. - And start, easy lick.
That's gone. And walk away with it? Get away with it. They would probably look over, but then like... At the same time, nobody's going to question you. Yo, especially if you're wearing safety glasses. Safety glasses, sir. If someone comes over with a clipboard...
Next level walkie-talkies and just have like random walkie-talkie Jones can you bring around the diddy cart? Because there's people that did that to get into all Super Bowl they got into the Mayweather fight gonna say all of these different us All they wear is like a
the construction vests. They wear like glasses or whatever and then they carry a ladder. The ladder. Yeah, the ladder. I don't see anyone carrying a ladder. A ladder in the toolbox is over. Remember when we went to Velved because I think outdoor concerts are the easiest to get into. Yeah. And remember we were walking in the entrance? There's one gate that's just open.
wide open wide open for no reason and who's really checking security is not there we could have went into val just randomly three guys yeah i know almost even on top of that no the fences are low as hell yeah you can easily hop over that you could hop that shit bro easy i seen one guy when um because the rolling loud had yay and he wanted to go in then he jumped the thing went under the the stage and got into family section no he was chilling with a yay's girlfriend what bianca yeah that's
No the craziest shit I seen when they had rolling loud in Toronto family you don't you know people can ood to get So rolling loud took place on near like where's it? You know how it's kind of an island. Oh by like the harbor. Yeah. Yeah, bro There's people that went to the other island across from me. Oh
They took canoes. That's fire though. Took canoes and just canoed across Rome. We need you out there on the canoe. Let me in, bro. Honestly, if I was the security guard and I saw that shit, I would kind of let it slide. Like, is that funny? Are you really going to make him go back? Are you really going to make him go back, bro? Also, to be honest, let's say you're on the water close enough. You don't have to be on the premises. In your canoe, you're going to be on the premises.
The craziest thing is is though what's that protocol you have whenever there's a shooter
Oh, no, no. I'm not talking about that. Yo, there's a protocol for the mall security guards, man. They used to take on a shooter, fam. A man with a gun. And they tell him to go and tackle... Yo, tell them. Tell them the protocol.
Tackle him. Tell him the protocol. Insane. Yeah, they also talk about, what's his name? Dust, Detroit Urban Survival Training. That guy, by the way, sickest guy ever. Commander Brown, sickest guy. Shout out to that guy, bro. Wait, that's the guy that does the gun one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Commander Brown. The guy who runs around the four guys with knives? Sick. Sick guy. Sick guy.
What's the protocol? It's a crazy protocol. So if there's ever a threat, anyone with a weapon or anything like that, so here's the rule of thumb. He could take one of you. Oh, my. That's so fucked. He could probably grab one of you. That's so fucked. But if at least four mans blitz him at the same time, bro, come on now.
Come on if four bands blitz you you could be John way You could be you could be you could be Mike Tyson Anyone Deontay Wilder bro if five men's boots you at the same time I jump on you bro. Come on John but don't you yet? Think about it? Yeah shot once. Yeah No, no, but the crazy thing is yo security guards and candles we don't even have straps I
No, we got nothing. That's what's crazy. Yo, in the Philippines, they have straight up shotguns. They have shotguns in front of the Jollibee, bro. In front of like McDonald's. Yeah, just straight up shotguns. You can't do shit out there. You seen what they've seen over here since the carjackings? They said just leave it at the front door. Crazy. Come on, bro. Honestly, there'd be no carjackings if we had the second amendment or whatever. Yeah, 100%.
If we had the castle rule, because in the States, like, the castle rule is anybody that goes onto your property... Stand your ground. Yeah, you can defend your castle. We got to stand my ground. We're going to stand our ground here. You darn bandits. You darn bandits. You goddamn people. No more walk-downs.
I'll go crazy in Texas, bro. I'm standing my ground in Texas. Did you see those videos in the backyard where some guy tries to rob them and they're at gunpoint, both of them. They're like, just put the gun down.
a gun down bro like you don't know like what's gonna happen once you put your gun down you know what i mean no you're crazy what i've seen is like yo sometimes like so like someone will be like going to somebody else's house yeah but they will knock on the wrong door oh that's so crazy part is like that person that shot him like they don't even go to jail yeah because because technically they're allowed to yeah they think it's a threat yeah yeah that's actually crazy that's insane well i heard one thing you can't do if if they're running away or they have their
back turned you can't shoot them because if you shoot them in the back that's illegal but if you shoot them in the front where it's a threat I'm gonna be turned around like I have a v-loan on yeah I'm gonna commit a crime I'm gonna have a mirror like this look behind me I'm
You can't shoot me. I'm going to be like that one anime. You can't shoot me. If you shoot me, you will go to jail. Let me get your car keys, bro. I dare you to stand your ground, bro. Shoot me right now. I promise. No, that's got to be the worst robber for me.
- There's some people too that just like, they wait for someone to try. - Oh yeah, yeah. - That's crazy. - They be waiting their whole life bro. - The biggest, the biggest crash that I've ever seen on stream. I don't know if you've seen Just Snags. He called out the cartel.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, something happened though? Yeah, no, like he got scared. He's like, I didn't say El Chapo. I said El Chopper. Oh, he's still done. He's still done. He's like, send all of them. Yo, but like, I swear like the cartel, like they actually pressed them. Yeah. Actually? Yeah, I think they actually. Like in person? No, like threats. Yeah, threats. That's crazy. Real threats. You don't play with that. That's the one man you don't want to mess with, bro. That's the one group you don't want to mess with. Yeah, that's like the wrong. We have John, bro. We're good.
- John Garcelle? - I guess me and Kar- I'm not doing that. - Well, John, you better take all the bullets like you said, bro. - No, you know what's funny? 'Cause I heard this story how, there is a Dave Chappelle story where he had someone impersonating his Twitter and he would start Twitter beats with other comedians. - Oh, that's- - So in person, he would have to explain like, "Oh yo, I don't actually have a Twitter account." - That's insane. - Right? But what's crazy, imagine now. Imagine now where there's AI voices.
Imagine they make somebody with the wrong people and it's just off like AI and shit. That's actually a misunderstanding. Well, you could, a lot of banks now, what they do is they have voice activation. Oh, I heard about that. So when you call the phone number and they would say, use your voice to say something and then they would put it in and punch it in. Sometimes you can get access to their account. It's insane. But would it read it? Yeah, it does. It would read it, yeah. Yeah, because AI displays it really good. Yeah, I was about to say, you can get scammed easily with that. Oh, no, you can't.
Aiden got FaceTimed by Kai and he was like, yo, I'm pulling up to the warehouse right now. Send me the Addy. And he was on FaceTime. And then he said, once he knew he was on stream, he exited the call. Aiden called Kai. Yo, did you just call me? No. He was about to get the warehouse address leaked. That's insane. That's crazy. That's why whenever I tell my mom, if you ever find a phone call of me asking for anything, we have a code word. Yeah. We have to say the code word first. Word.
We should have a code word. Yeah. Yeah. The crazy part is Josh PK comes up again. Oh, that guy? Yeah. He was talking in the group chat too, bro. Hey guys, you guys want free tickets? What? Yeah. But it's crazy. Like the guy that hacked my Instagram. Yeah. Like he was like talking like in our group chats as me.
Yeah, that's crazy. Which is weird. Which is pretty wild. Everything, yeah. Super security fans. They're smart now, bro. They're smart now. And then what we're going to see is we're going to see it happen on like a crazy scale. Because my boy, okay, I'm not going to say my boy, but I know somebody that's kind of like... We're not associated at all. Drop his name. No, I'm not associated. It's like a sausage.
I just know somebody like that. Double down. They kind of like, you know, dabbled in that life, in that lifestyle. Okay. And yo, there's a whole community of that shit. Like you can literally hire, you know how in Leicester and GTA, there's a list of different things you can get. You want a shooter, you want a hitman, you want like anything. They had that in real life. Yeah.
Yeah. And all you need is money. That's what's crazy about it. This is pay to win. That's scary. Pay to win, fam. That's scary. Yeah. Yo, I feel like nowadays, like, you can actually literally buy anything. Yeah. I know. You can, fam. Yeah. Like, even the biggest one is, okay, I've never done it before, but there's, okay, I don't even know what I'm going to say. Never mind, never mind. I'll tell you guys off camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have to even cut that part out. I can't even see it. I can't even see it. It's bad. It's getting bad out here. Yeah. I mean, I imagine it's really easy to leak your stuff. Remember when you had the Project X party? Yeah. And I'm not going to say his name, but that one guy showed up. That showed up at a little party? A little party? Yeah.
Okay, we'll say his name is Bob. Yeah, Bob. I almost said the real name, bro. I almost said it by accident. It's a crazy name. So yeah, we had a party for Carlos's, what was it? The Project X. The Project X. And it was very private. No, it was very private. You guys can watch the video if you haven't seen it yet. W video, by the way. It was a W video, yeah. So there was a video and then it was a whole thing and it was a very private event. So only certain people who got a ticket got the invite. Yeah.
And the Addy. Yeah, and the Addy. Like, the Addy was given, bro, the Addy was given, like, a couple hours. Yeah. We locked that shit down, man. We locked that shit down. There was security and everything. And then, yeah, there was random characters showing up that I've never seen in my entire life. Bro, so I was working security there, and then we're chilling at the front gate. And the way this party is, is across, there's a big forest. There's nothing in that. It's like a forest-y area, and there's, like, dead ends. That's like the rolling line.
They're rolling loud. Bro, people are pulling up in canoes. But no, we're here at the gate and I'm here at the gate and I look and I see in the forest, I see this MP. This guy comes out of the bushes, bro. This guy comes out of the bushes, bushes. Bacardi bottle, loud pack. Insane. Walks up to us. He's a skinwalker. And I'm looking at him the whole time. I'm like, you good, bro? He's like, yeah, I'm here for the party. I'm like, where'd you come from? He's like, oh, I'm just chilling back there. I'm like, bro, there's a forest back there. I respected
He brought drinks or whatever and he's like I'm like, what's your name? He's like his name's Bob and I'm like, sorry man. You can't He turns around he goes back into the forest. I should not
So I finish up the gate and I go into the house just to make sure everyone's good. He's on the fucking porch, bro. This guy's on the porch. I swear to you. I kick him out. I go and I just go walk around. He's on the porch with the shorties already. And I'm like, what are you doing here? That's some real shit, bro. See, at that point, you just have to let him in. You have to let him in. You have to let him in. I respect the hustle. So I think he, I don't know what he did, but bro, this guy teleported. Bro was perseverance, man. He did. Bro, so that means he had to jump the fence.
How did he get in? Yeah, I see how did he get in. The gate, he's definitely not. He definitely had to jump in. No, but the crazy thing, he walked through the whole forest to get there? Yeah. That's the craziest part. Yeah, because it is kind of far. Like, if you really bag it, it was gated up. It was a lot of country area. It was a lot of country area with, like, forests and open land. So, like, it's a trek to get here. Bro busted, like, a U-turn and did the hike. Yeah, he did the hike. Just got walked around the entire property, bro. At that point, yo, have fun. Nobody kicked him out. Yeah, like,
I don't want to gloss it over. I mean, maybe for safety reasons, it was probably a good reason. Yeah, because we don't know who he is. I'm a safety guy. The funniest shit is he told John that he knew me. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like, no, no, no. I actually know the host. Who's the host's name? Yo, I know the host. I'm like, okay, who's the host's name? Jumpers Jump. Okay, which one of the Jumpers Jump people?
After a minute, Carlos. Oh, you know Carlos? Okay, yeah. What's his last name? I don't know, but I got an invite from Jarvis Jabba. Oh, he's a scammer. Okay, yeah. Carlos comes in. Yo, I ran. I thought it was somebody I knew. Yeah. Crazy. He went up there and looked at him and went back up.
That was the first time Carl's ever laid eyes on that guy. Carl's like, turn around and went back. I was like, that's all I need to hear. You know that thing where it's like, I want to see my baby. I can't wait to pick up my car. I can't wait to pick up my kid. Nothing.
I want to be a good father. All right, I'll see you next week. I'll be back to pick him up again. W party though, man. It was a W party. It was a good time. Skinwalker at our party. Skinwalker, yes. Skinwalker at the party. There's something about characters like that that make parties even better. No, it's fire. Yo, it's the little lore like that. It's like the little things that you don't expect to happen. Those are the little fun things about those motives. It's not necessarily what you plan to do. It's low-key about what happens. Yeah.
Yeah, what happens is it's unplanned. It's a side mission. It's a side mission. I'm telling you. The quick time events. Yeah. It is the quick time events. It's the quick time events. The quick time events are W. Those are the ones that are memorable. The most memorable. They are. And it's good that I have a group of friends that are down for the side mission. You know what I mean? Because a lot of people, they just want the main mission. That's true. Yeah, they're not about the... That's boring though. Like Loki, the side missions are better than the main mission. Loki. The side missions are better. They are. Loki, they are. Before laser tag, this guy went bowling. Wait.
I really pride myself in like whenever at a motive I do try to do a one-two side yeah, I do know pisses people off like you've seen the people that like nah man like I disappear to go do a side mission. Yeah, nobody wants to do with me. I'll actually do about myself I swear to God I've done side missions like every single
But it's funny. It adds up to your repertoire, feel me? And then you learn more and you never know. You never know when you're going to get like a secret menu item that is useful later. What was the craziest side mission you've been to to end it all? Damn, the craziest side mission? Yo, Carl, I feel like we went on some crazy side missions. There's a lot of side missions, bro. Especially back in the day, but I can't really think of one right now. Oh, okay.
I have a perfect one. Which one? There was a video. I don't know. It probably got taken down. Video. So normally what we used to do, this was even back when I first moved here and we were in elementary school. It was me, Josh, Carlos, and Denzel, I think. We used to go around our area. We used to go walking around our area and sometimes biking. And behind my house is a forest, like a massive forest. Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah. I don't know what story you're saying. I'll tell you the story. So pretty much we went at the back of the forest. And we normally just like...
It's like there was a little bit of like a trail. So we keep like trailing the forest and then we end up on like the other side of Oaks. There was like a cottage that was like run down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was like a tower. I remember that. There was like a tree house. There was a tree house. And then there was like a cemetery. There was so much stuff. That ended up becoming Airsoft Forest. Oh, yeah. We call it Airsoft Forest now. Yeah. So like there's so much like small stuff that turns into like a whole like lower stuff. Like, bro, there's like a cemetery we walked across. That was kind of crazy.
I have a crazy one. But it's not like... Is it with us or no? Nah, it's not with anybody we know, but it was when I was a kid. It's such like a fever dream moment. So what happened was there was a block party
my old Lola's house, like, in the street. This is in Scarborough. So apparently, apparently now, like, my cousin told me what happened. So there was a, there's someone that lived on our block that was a news reporter for CP24. Okay. I didn't know this as a kid. But anyways, this is what's crazy too. They got every single kid's fingerprints.
Wait, how? This is kind of weird about it, right? I think it was like the police and what they said about it was that way if somebody kidnaps you, we'll know it's you. But now they just have my fingerprints. Whoa. So for any crime, like they have that shit already, bro. Oh no, you got scammed. You're cooked. I know, bro. I've heard a lot of scams. That's a scam. But anyways, so part of like the side mission, it's so trippy because imagine, imagine since it's a block party, all of the kids from the street are just playing together. Yeah, yeah.
Playing together. And this is the first time we're interacting ever. Yeah. Pretty much. Because at the time, like, it wasn't very popular to hang out with the neighborhood kids, especially in that neighborhood. Now, imagine this. Imagine you walk into, like, your neighbor's house and you get to see, like, their whole house and their basement and stuff. Yeah.
But you just walk in uninvited. So I did that for some reason. So I think I was following my cousin. And I ended up walking into somebody's house. Someone's crib? Yeah. But this is what's weird. Because I had an intuition that my cousin was there. But back this...
It was right. Like, I walked into some random person's house looking for my cousin. I had an intuition that's where he went. Yeah. And I found him there, bro. So I went down to the basement. Why was he there? It was so weird, too. The basement? The basement was like an unfinished basement. Oh, yeah. They had like a corner with a cage. A cage? Yeah, but inside the cage...
inside the cage there was um what kind of story is this no no no dead ass like there was a cage with bunnies but anyways i was looking for my cousin i found i found my cousin there but it was weird because it's like it's not like i knew he was in the house i just walked into a random i picked one i'm like were all the doors on the houses open like you could walk into anyone yeah but since it was but obviously we're not supposed to be there yeah oh that's weird it's just weird it's like a fever dream it's such it's such a side mission because it's almost um
I don't know if you ever had that moment where it almost like objective, but you don't see it type of thing. Like you just feel intuition like, oh, you have to go there for something. Yeah, you have to do it. Yeah, like literally that. Yo, that's like that one time when we picked up that couch on the way back to school. Yeah, that's like a core memory too. Couch? There's a random couch on the street. We just decided to pick it up and put it into like. That's gross. Picking up a random couch is kind of crazy. No, we put it in like our hideout type shit. Oh, okay. That's kind of fun. As a kid. Yeah, that's fine. Bringing it home is kind of crazy.
No, we didn't bring it home. Bring it home? Why are you crazy? Yo, if my mom seen that. You know what though? I wish I did more of those side missions as a kid because it feels more acceptable back then. Yeah. Because if I was looking for my cousin at this age and I walked into a random person's house. That'd be, yeah, you get it. That's crazy. There's a limit of the side missions we can do. Police.
Like if we did it as a kid it wouldn't be illegal but if we did it now. Cause as a kid it's allowed. Feel me? Like as a kid you could probably go into certain abandoned areas and then if somebody finds you like oh man it's just a kid. But as us now oh what are you stealing? Or what are you doing here type shit you know? But I think if you have a camera it changes it. If you have a camera and look like a YouTuber it changes it. You get me though? Cause I feel you can use that to your advantage.
you know what i'm saying you can you can you can honestly get into places you're not supposed to be and just like pretend oh i'm just thinking a lot of people use that to like justify their actions the camera it's insane there's one guy in pickering that uh what do you call this that does a prank that he's been going around he's kind of picking up on youtube but this guy goes around and like uh you know the the things you ride at the pickering mall yeah yeah like the animal scooter he trolls the guy and he chose this guy no security talking about him at dollarama this guy's drinking bleach like fake bleach
This guy's getting everyone in trouble, but he's going around. Yeah. Really? It's fucked. John, you need to tighten up, bro. I didn't even know who he was. Tighten up, bro. Tighten up. Yeah.
Yo, this guy doesn't do his job, bro. I've been doing my job, bro. I've been putting in the hours. Back in the day, I used to work in the store, like, over there. Oh, my God. I'd be talking to me all day. It would be, like, routine. Like, I would be at the mall, and I would text Josh or John, and, like, yo, you guys at the mall? Of course. And, like, all right, where are we meeting up? We just meet up at Josh's work. Yeah. And it's just me, us standing, and it's all you. We'd be talking all day, bro. We'd be talking for, like, three hours, fam. Boom, two hours out of my shift, bro. Easy.
all right um we're running out of time but before we end it do you have any like ghost stories or yeah you just want to drop on us ghost stories yeah i feel like john has those ones give your time to shine yeah edit off crazy the biggest one how do you think of a good one the best one bro i was gonna talk about the jim jones one but yeah because that's like that's too connected it's too connected to me i can't talk yo so back this john is
Am I connected to her? What the fuck? I can't talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. I'll talk about it outside if you want, but I can't talk about it here. Crazy. Craziest lore. That's fucked. You can just say it's someone else connected. No, no, no. The people that are still around. Yeah. They know me. That's a small place. It's a small town. We know a lot of stuff. And my dad's there. What the fuck? Make it smaller. Oh my gosh. I'm trying to think.
Any security ghost stories? Oh, you told me a bunch already. I think I touched on it already here. Yeah, you did. Low key. There's a bunch of horror. There's a lot of ghosts in the malls.
In the Pickering Mall? Yeah. I didn't know about this. Did they tell you about the half guy? Half guy? Oh, I think you did tell me about that. Half what? Tell Gavin. Tell Gavin and Josh. They didn't hear it yet. They didn't hear about it? Yeah, so pretty much in the mall, it only happens when you work night shifts there. Every guard, not every guard, a lot of the guards have seen it. The problem is, though, or the thing that's creepy is every time that they give their recollection of it,
they didn't know about it prior so when they give the description like three guards give the description me included yeah and out of all the three guards it's all similar and it just matches up yeah and i only knew it until the like until they discussed it together until the security manager told me about it he's like yeah this is actually what's been it's on some five minutes of friends what what do they describe it as was like half man so pretty much what's going on is so normally when the mall is shut down the lights are off no one's allowed to be in there
It's like 5 in the morning, 4 in the morning. It's pitch black outside. No one's not allowed to be in the mall, right? So what you're supposed to do, and there's been times where it's just been one guard for that entire mall, which is kind of crazy. And it was just you. It was just me one time. Oh, fuck. This is when we were short-staffed. That's really five nights, fam. Yeah, it was pretty much five nights. Five nights at PTC. Yeah, five nights at PTC. Crazy. Anyway, so yeah, so pretty much that happened. And then we normally are supposed to walk around and make sure no one's around the year.
right? So I get up and I start walking around and then it happened two spots. The best spot was in the West receiving. Yeah. Sorry. In one of the receiving bays. So one of the receiving bays, this spot, I got to send you a video of it. I think, I don't know if I sent you, this spot looks like the back room. You showed me it before. In the Pickering Mall, fam? There's a lot of areas you guys don't know. Yeah. There's a lot of back rooms. Yeah. You showed me like a picture and shit. Yeah. There's a lot of back rooms. So,
So there's one of the bays that we have to go and check on. So I went there and I see a side profile of a guy all the way at the end of the hall. And I'm like, shit, this is probably like, there could be a different things. It could be a delivery driver. It could be someone like stealing or whatever. It could be stealing. It could be someone who lost their way. It could be a cleaner. I'm thinking all the possibilities. I'm not thinking about like a ghost or like a skinwalker or whatever. So, and I'm walking up to the guy. As I'm getting close to the guy, the guy is looking a little bit, he's looking like weird. Yeah.
A little bit weird because it was a little bit of a longer walk. But as I'm walking closer, like as you're looking at someone, you walk closer, you notice stuff about them. They have a watch on. They have a hat on. They're wearing glasses, right? Yeah. As I'm walking closer to this guy, I see him. It's like I see the side profile on the side profile and he's not moving. He's just like this. Like he's really like this.
Not moving. So I see the side of him. That's what I need. He's posted up. Yeah. And I didn't pay any attention to it. So I'm walking and I'm like, normally I don't want to yell across and say, hey, what the hell are you doing here? I like to get close and then make eye contact and talk to them. So as I'm walking and I'm looking closer, the details start picking up. He's got a long trench coat on. He's got like a hat on. Weird, right? It's like a coat. No, seriously. And then the problem is, though, he doesn't have any legs.
- What the fuck? - That's so crazy, man. - I'm trying to find his legs because he's got a trench coat. Like sure, maybe the trench coat is like blocking his legs. - With no shoes. - Yeah, but the trench coat is not on the ground and he doesn't have any shoes. So I'm literally- - And you hear no, did you hear any sounds?
no it was like ominous noises but like nothing i just heard them like how tall was he how tall was he i don't he was like an average height it was like average if he was seven foot i would have left bro if he was seven i would be gone if i remember i looked down the line i see him if he looks like an nba player i'm gone i'm gone i'm walking back to the so wait what happened he just disappeared right so i start walking closer and as i'm walking closer i'm picking up like
You got to remember, I'm looking at him. I see a person. As I'm walking closer, then the thoughts start racing. Oh, he looks odd. He looks a little bit weird. Yeah, now your heart's pumping. What's going on? And I'm like, what am I looking at right now? And I'm getting closer and closer. I'm like, that's a white dude. He's got a coat on. He's got a hat on. And I'm still questioning, why can't I see his legs? And I start squinting. I'm like, what's going on? And as I get closer, the guy's gone.
That's why. He's gone. I don't know. This guy said he's gone. It could be, I don't know, maybe because I blink or because I move or something. But as I get closer and I look, he's gone. He disappeared. That's crazy. That's like some Mirage shit. So I take that story to my SM and I talk to it about him. And he pretty much says, oh, you saw the trench coat guy. Wow.
Wow. And I'm like, what do you mean? And he's like, well, actually, before you, there was a couple other guards that came to me and told me about this same story. I'm not sure if it's true or not. Does this happen during closing hours? It happens at nighttime. It's always at nighttime. It's always at nighttime in ominous lighting. What the fuck?
Pretty much, he said, yeah. Another guard saw him in the food court actually one time where it was pitch black and it was a girl. No. Food court is crazy. She saw a guy, but she saw the back of him and it was a trench coat. Yeah. And she also noticed. The velo. The velo. He had a V on his back. Stand your ground. No, no. He saw his back and then she also noticed that there was no legs. It looked like he was levitating. And then once she got closer, he was gone. It was just a bunch of chairs there.
Yo, yo, yo, yo. That's scary when they...
Everybody is describing the same story. Yeah. But nobody told each other. That's wild. That's what I'm saying. We should look into the backstory of it. Was there any deaths at the mall? Yeah, low key. There was a bunch. Is there any specifically with a guy that has a trench coat? No. I don't know about that one. Yo, what was there before the mall? Low key, it might be something that was there before. That's a good question. Also, you know what's a good question? Was the clothing from a certain time period? Yeah. Uh.
It could be because it was a trench coat. It was a long overcoat. Yeah, because if it's an overcoat like that, it could be. I mean, I wasn't paying attention to the detail because you got to remember, you got to think about the other times I've seen people from a distance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're actually people, right? I'm not paying attention. You're not really paying attention. I just look up and I see a silhouette of a person as I'm getting closer. I try to identify them. Do they look like an employee? Do they look like a...
I'm like, wait, wait. I'm holding this guy. Do they look like a delivery driver? And then I get closer to the guy. I'm like, this guy's weird. Yo, when that happened, did you guys check the cameras? No. So that camera actually doesn't record. Oh, yeah. That's real. Yeah, yeah. That's a real ghost. You know what's funny? I actually have videos on my phone of...
- Not of those encounters happening, yeah. - Are you serious? - Of you, of you, of you. - No, no, no, of not me, of stuff. - At the mall? - Yeah, so. - Crazy. - I'll tell you a crazy one. There's one, I'll show it right now, I'll see if I have it. There's a shelf of books on the wall and one of the books,
fell out it fell out yo what the fuck the fuck how the fuck you have a video of it though who gave that to you well the camera picked it up because we heard a loud bang and we all looked at it we're like what the hell is going on and this was overnight yeah and then the book it was on overnight shift and it fell out and we were like what the hell is going on here and then i'm looking at each other i'm like what the hell because there would be no reason for that book to fall no honestly a rat oh there's actually security footage fam yeah look at this
So that's the book, right? So there's a shelf right here. And that white piece is the book, right? Look at the book. That's a thick book.
What if we can find like other details in it, is there any like shadows and shit in the background? What type of stuff is in that book though?
It was names of former employees. Cooked. Oh, shoot. Which is kind of crazy. Look for any shadows because there's no shadows.
Oh. Crazy. And that book's- Wait, wait, let me see. It can't fall naturally like that. Like, that's impossible. That's what I'm saying. It's heavy. It's heavy. It's impossible for it to be natural. That book has been like that forever. It's never fallen. It's probably fell a couple times. But it's not like that. Yeah. And not caught on video because that camera normally doesn't record it. Yo, there's someone under the table. That's Cap. Stop. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Chill, chill, chill, chill. Wait, you see that white? Oh, no. That's just the- Never mind. Look right here. What? What?
Don't I still I still see that office. I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna say like if you look really closely it like moves and moves color a bit really are you trolling? You see did you see it like right here look I'm not I'm not happy like right here. It's
Nah, I seen like a quick flash. I'm deadass, I'm deadass. I seen like a quick flash. Cause I'm looking at shadows and shit. I'm trying to find different things. There's no shadows underneath. Most people that see ghosts, they always see that same thing. Yeah, cause if you see like something dark, what you want to look for is shit that wouldn't change. Yeah, it gets consistency. It wouldn't change here, but it does. Like very slightly. Look, look at it, look at it. Very, very slightly.
Oh, I did see it. There was a flash. It's like a little white. Yeah, I seen it. I seen it. Yeah. Yo, that's terrifying. You're not going back. That's crazy. I'll tell you, stuff like that happens all the time. You're cooked. There's bear stuff like that that happens. You'll see like weird, you'll hear weird noises. Oh, bro, the noises. What do you hear? Bro, you guys don't know about the hallway. What hallway, fam? Oh, that shit's probably echoing too. Yeah.
Bro. Is it the one near the movie theater or no? No. Is it the one at the back with the washrooms that leads out to the side entrance? It's near the Cineplex. Yeah, that one. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that one. Yeah, so there's a...
I'm getting goosebumps. Okay. So yeah. W story time. So normally, yeah. Sorry time. Sorry time game. Yeah. So pretty much it only happens. I don't know why when there's one guard, you have to be by yourself to experience it. Two guards. It's happened. It doesn't spawn with two guards. Actually, that happened. Yeah. It just knows. Actually, like four guards, or no, it was like two guards that happened when that book fell. So like,
Oh shit. Because they came out. I got to get the video after. But both guards came out, looked at each other, and they started examining the room. Did they look at what name the book was open at? No.
But the book did show employees that work in the mall, even former employees. Imagine trying to tell you something. Imagine if it showed your name. Your name, the anime? What were the noises, though? What were the noises? So, yeah. So, in the rear hallways are pretty much where the noises are. There's ominous noises. Like what? Huh? Like, just like ominous noises. Like wind and shit? Like, not wind. Like, the pipes. Like...
Like clicking, knocking, that mechanism, stuff like that. No crazy shit? No crazy shit, except this one. So crazy. So when you're going down this... So pretty much you go down this... You walk on the upper level, you go down the stairs, and you're on the lower level, which no one sees. That has like the lower rooms and stuff like that. And when you're in this specific section, you hear... It's very faint. Yeah. But you hear a woman's voice. Shit. It's like you hear like a...
You hear that? Hell no. Like a breath? Yeah, like that. No, no, no. Okay, chill out, bro. No, you hear like a... What do you hear? You hear like a...
What does that sound like? Does that sound crazy? Yo, W sound effects. W sound effects. W sound effects. So yeah, so you hear that. But a lot of people, you got to remember when you hear these things, a lot of people speculate on what it could be. It could be the door closing, the wind, the last gust of wind cuts through the door and makes that noise. Yeah, that's true too. Which is cap. I don't believe that.
Because it does there there is like a lot of sounds that could be made by shit. Well, we don't know could get us That's true. You might buy so yeah, my dog makes some weird noises. Sometimes it sounds human. I'm like, yeah Yeah, I guess everyone's different. But also I think rats can make noises too if you bag it Yeah, it wouldn't sound like uh-huh. It would sound like a breath. It's I'm like a weird breath like
Yeah, possum make some weird noises possums kind of crazy don't buy possum
I didn't know half of this shit goes down in Peking, especially the mall. Because I thought it was... If you think about it, everywhere is old. Actually, no, never mind. I take that back because everything is closed in the mall, starting to close in the mall right now. So obviously, it's vacant for stuff to go in. Yeah. You know what would be fucking crazy? If you walk into a really old store and then it's not actually a store at the mall.
It's something that was a store a fair time ago, but you time traveled. You time traveled, you walk in, and you're looking at this store you've never seen before, and you're talking to somebody that you didn't know was there. You walk out, you turn around, and it's EB Games. Okay, that's crazy. You'd be tripping, bro. Imagine that shit. 24 hours, Picker Mall, let's do it. 10K likes. That's crazy. Overnight at the mall, we're
Yo, that's why you do that every day, bro. You know the story about the comedy store in LA? No. Oh, the one we went to? Yeah. You know the ghost stories about that? That's haunted? Yeah, you didn't know? It's hella haunted. The comedy store is haunted? In LA, there's this place that's called the Comedy Store. And that's where a lot of comedians get their first kind of startup and first buzz. Oh, okay. Now, there's a famous story about how it used to be owned, I think, by the mob. Oh.
And it used to actually be a club before it even was a comedy store. Like long, long time ago. The venue used to be a club. Now there was this comedian and she decided to stay overnight there. Because I guess she just wanted to like stay because she was tired from work or whatever. She ended up sleeping at the comedy store. This is what she said. She woke up to the sound of dance hall music. Like,
Mean that makes sense She woke up to the noise of that music and
And then when she looked around...
She saw people from the 1960s dressed and just dancing around her. That's when I run out of it. That is terrifying, bro. That is terrifying. Yeah, go ahead. And what she did, she ran out of the comedy store. Yeah. And when she was out of the comedy store, it was just regular. It was just like modern day society. And she looked back inside, everything changed. It was just like the regular comedy store. She must have been on something. That's when you double down and you start dancing with them.
Nah. That's the one point I can't double down on. What if that's a test? You don't run away. The crazy thing is though, is she didn't know that it was a club before.
She actually had no idea about that. And she told this story just like how similar to your manager. And it turns out, yeah, there's a whole bunch of different hauntings that happened. And one of the famous theories about it is it used to be a club and it used to be owned by certain people that would have those things going on there.
Oh, yo, I have a story for you guys. You know, back in high school when we went to the mystery room, what's it called? The escape rooms? Yeah. In Whitby, remember? Or Oshawa. It's haunted? Damn, I've never been there. My cousin has a friend that used to work there and she used to work there like late, late night. She would close the shop. She says it's dead ass haunted. What they would see
they would see some of the puzzles moving on its own at nighttime, bro. They would hear noises and shit like moving and they would see stuff being moved. The ghosts are trying to escape the room. Trying to escape, bro. They can't even escape. No, but if you think about it too, if you think about it too, because the imagery and the stuff they put in some of those rooms is obviously like horror themed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So imagine it manifests in that way as well. That's fucked.
Crazy. But yeah, like if you go there like super late at night, this is what she says is you'll hear noises, you'll see shit just pop off. And I think she doesn't work there anymore because of that reason. My goodness. Yeah. Crazy. No, I feel like that happens. Actually, I have another story too that happened at the mall. This was a random, I don't know if this is true right now, but it is what it is. So remember the, so in the mall that I work at, there's an abandoned like area in the mall that no one goes to anymore. Yeah.
So, yeah, this abandoned spot, it's locked up. No one can get in. It's locked and everything. So we get a report that apparently one of the cleaners who cleans the mall, they saw someone enter that area. We don't see anything on cameras, obviously, which is kind of weird. Yeah. So...
Yeah.
Because what happens is the door is like a little bit lit. And then when you go in, it's pitch black. There's no lights in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like dark. So it's either like the natural lighting when it's daytime or like it's pretty dark at nighttime. So I'm like, shit. I'm like, don't say that. He's like, yeah, so you're probably gonna have to do a patrol there. So I'm like, okay. And this is that night. It was another night where I was by myself. Fuck, by yourself? It's always when you're by yourself. They catch you lacking, bro. Yeah, they catch me lacking. So the way it works with me is whenever I get a call like that, the morale is at like 95%.
95. Right? Let's say I walk in there and I hear in the distance, it drops like a 70. And then as I walk closer and I see something at the corner of my eye, it drops to a 50. And then I hear something, I smell something, it drops to a 30. And then it drops to me turning around and going back in and walking. Whoever's in there can stay in there the night, bro. That's pretty much how it went.
So, yo, and that, that area is big. Cause I used to be the movie theater. I used to be the movie theater. That's a lot of space. It's a big area. It's abandoned. And there's bare rooms. There's bare rooms. And so there, I lied. There is one light, but this light is a very yellow, yellowy light. And it makes a lot of shadows. So this light is at the top and it kind of beams on everything. And it makes like these very like,
like like saturated shadows yeah so like anything can be a shadow like this this garbage can it'll be like spread out to look like a shadow so like if anyone's under that light i can see it move yeah right so like or like an example a rat or a mouse it would look like someone's running across the hallway in a shadow crazy i'm assuming that's what i saw but everyone's different so yeah so i go down
What I do is I do the hearing test. So I stop and I just listen. The hearing test? Yeah, the hearing test. The good old hearing. The ear test. Because I'm not going down there by myself. You're out of your mind. Yo, what if you're just like, you're just doing the hearing test here. John! John, come downstairs. Yeah.
Come here, John. You guys don't know, man. I turn on the jets. I'm out. That's insane. But yeah, so normally this place, so there's an upper area and a lower area. The lower area is all darkness. And the upper area is where the light's dangling. So you can kind of see some areas on the lower level. I have a flashlight. But this flashlight, if it goes out,
I'm flying in the air and I'm going back. I always think about the worst case. If I'm down there and this goes off, it's game. I'm dead. I don't know what's going on. I'm cooked. Whatever's there has got me because I've got nothing else on me. They won, bro. Yeah, I'm going to throw my gloves at them. I've got nothing else going on. So I look and I look over the ledge and I'm looking over and I'm like, please don't make any noise. Don't let me investigate. I'm looking over and I hear ominous noises. I hear like...
I hear the boards or the walls creaking, like ominous noises, like stuff that you would hear in an abandoned building. It's all...
It's all okay. Everything is acceptable to my standards. So you go down? Absolutely not. No. I look and I pray that nothing warrants me to go down. But they did though because there were noises. There was ominous noises. I'm not going down. You have to remember something. I'm by myself.
Yeah, I wanna do it. No, that's true though. It's not our business. Honestly, what's the worst they could really do in an abandoned spot? They're not stealing nothing. That's the worst. I'm saying, what are they gonna steal type shit? As a security guard, you're safer just chilling. In an abandoned spot? With no cameras? Oh, you're blessed. Murder. Murder.
No, what I'm saying is like you you're better off just staying in your in your office and protecting I know no That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, you could do a lot You could do a lot of damage actually with this because what happens is this one? There's okay. This is a muscle so is there control room? There's like a room in there that if you get into it, you could like fuck you could fuck up some you could fall I see. Yeah, so get out of stuff in my nice afraid. Yeah, there's one room that we can't let anyone get into Yeah, so that room like houses
Like a lot of like the circuits and stuff like that. You can see you could deal like millions of dollars of like damages. Okay? Circuits and server rooms like all that stuff So I'm supposed to go there and look the problem is I have to go into the mist I have to go at the end down that long haul with the mirrors and
And then I have to go at the end where the server room is. I'm not doing all that because that's insane. Yeah, that's deep. So I listen and I call the cleaner back because I felt scared. I need someone back. So I'm like, can you come? I call him over there. I'm like, can you come back here? And he comes in. He comes in. Bro, he's the sickest guy ever. I'm not going to say his name. He's going to get paid enough for that, bro. Let's say his name is Joe. Joe is the sickest. He's a Jamaican guy. Sickest guy ever. Comes in with a broom handle. Sick. He comes in.
He comes in with the MC. He's got the sword on the back. He's like, everything okay here? I'm like, I need you. I'm like, what did you see here? Because if you saw someone, I have to go and get them out. And then he's like, I thought I saw someone because the door is open. The door is open. It's not supposed to be open. And then I saw someone in the darkness over there. I thought he was like... He said it was a homeless person. And I'm like, shit. I'm like, whatever. So I dropped the tactic. You're about to see an S tier tactic. Okay, so anytime...
This is a bait tactic, I call it. So anytime there's someone that I know is in there or I suspect to be in there and I don't want them to come out or I don't want to go in there and get them out because if I go in there, something could happen, right? Yeah, I call their bluff. I hit him with...
This is the Pickering Town Center security. Come out right now or I'll release the dogs on you right now. And then we have, so pretty much, I'll send you the video. So we have a, it's one of those loud phones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the megaphone. Yeah, the megaphones. So you can save presets on the megaphones and you can click one to find...
This microphone you can't, so you can record something. - Oh, and you just press the thing. - And you press it and it replays the preset. - Was it your voice? - No, so it was a voice of a bunch of dogs barking. So what we do, I'm being serious. I'm being 100% serious. So we literally say, this is the Picker Townsend security. We believe that you're inside here. If you don't get out, we will release the dogs. Yeah, and then I play one, I wait five seconds, and then I play it one more time just so they know. And then I stop and I do this, I listen.
Okay, and then I walk back and I leave. That's it. I'm like, okay, no one's here. That ghost is still on business too, bro. Clearly, if this person's not coming out, he's not scared of dogs, he doesn't give a fuck about me. Clearly, if he doesn't give a shit about these dogs that are trained to kill a person, I know he doesn't care about me. I'll lock up the door. I'll put a double lock on it. Yeah, clearly, if he did, because normally I would say, you got me. I'm coming out. I don't want any problems. I'm like, good.
Let's start leaving now. But yeah, he, no noise, nothing. I'm like, okay, if there is someone down there. He's dangerous. He's deep. He's deep. It wasn't a person. I don't know who it was, but they had that area for the night. So I locked it up. They were good. That was their spot. They could sleep there. They could eat. They could chill. They could do whatever they wanted. I dropped my only tactic. I dropped my only tactic and I dipped.
That's all I got. I dropped this final move with no damage. I dropped my noble phantasm. No damage, bro. It's a trench coat man. Bro, I was just scared I didn't want to see a face because if I saw a face, I feel like it would be ingrained. Oh, shit. Because I was looking down. Like I said, I have a flashlight. It's not that bright. But if I was looking and I saw a face, just something looking at me, you would remember it. That's what happens if the dogs don't work. You have to send the Jamaican guy
Yeah
That was my tactic. I'm done. That's fine. Yo, side note, you know where the word bumbleclaw came from? No. I swear I just seen the video on it. Yeah, I just saw the video too. You probably seen the same video too. It's the lady that said it, right? Yeah, the lady. Explain it. Okay, I don't know fully, but it doesn't have to do with like underwear or something like that. Yeah. It's like a dirty underwear or something like that. So a bumbleclaw is obviously, it's like a Jamaican historian right here, bro. How?
Carlos Fuqua. I don't know. I have to say the history. That's what I was saying. I was giving it to Josh. I hope you forgot the full meaning. Take it over. So the meaning of Bamba Clat, where it came from is it's actually... Back in the day, women would still have their periods, but they never had pads or tampons. So they would have...
The bumba cloth, you know what I mean? The cloth. - A cloth for your bumba. - That would have a cloth for your bum, yeah. And then it would pretty much work as a pad. Now, it became a threat because back in the days, like when they had the plantations, the people working there and like the slaves that like hung their clothes, they would hang their cloth on like a line or on the fence or whatever. And you know, like,
the people that own the plantation, they're like, yo, move your bumble clot. And it became, and that became the, that's how it became, that became the, that's kind of hard, I can't lie. Move your blood clot. Move your blood clot. Your blood clot, bumble clot, it's all the same thing, right? Yeah, it's all the same. That's jokes, bro. You should have said it, I don't know why I have this
A lot of times we say words, but you don't actually know them. Yeah, we don't know that's true. Yeah facts those facts Where did the word fuck I'm gonna see that too
- I don't know. - Like we all say it, but like we don't know where it came from. Let me Google that actually. - I see something too is like,
Who was the first person to discover adrenaline? Nah. Like, he's just like, or flow steam. Like, you know, like, no, adrenaline's been time, bro. No, but it's like, the first person who ever is like, yeah, I'm gonna be a fucking problem today. Like, he was scared of everything. I'm gonna crash out. Like, that was the beginning of time, bro. Yeah, that first feeling was probably crazy. Back when niggas were fighting lions and shit, bro. Yeah, lions.
The gladiators? Okay, unlike most of the vulgar components, counterparts, fuck doesn't have a root in Old English. It actually comes from Germany. From the word fricken, which means to strike or hit. Fricken. Oh, that's crazy. And in the Swedish dialect, the word is fucka.
That's hard. It means to strike or compute. Oh, and then the Dutch word is faken. Faken. Look, look, look. That's the spelling, which means to breed. Oh, that's probably what it is. That's where it really, really came from. Faken. Faken. Faken, eh, mate? Faken. Faken. Oh, man. But, John, bro. Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how man's where skunk came from. Oh, my God.
What does that mean like I guess that means your ass like another way of referring to you is it actually I think that's what I Yeah, like your behind I get your behind here type shit. I don't know come from That's my favorite word rock. I love seeing that Okay, so it's actually standard English for skinned. I
It's a variation of skin similar to cut. So, Scott.
I guess people were cutting people. I don't know. I don't know. That's kind of crazy. Okay. John, fact check that, bro. Yeah, I got a fact check. No, that's what it says. That's what it says. Okay, let me put, like, Guyanese. Guyanese version. Yeah, put Guyanese. Probably means, like, you're behind your ass or something like that. Guyanese. John's getting called out for not being Guyanese, bro. Yeah, why? You've seen the Jamaican guys when you go on the expedition. They wash your girl's legs with the limestone. Oh, yeah. And it was crazy. Bam. The guy...
like the girl was laying there right and they wanted to have sex
And then they didn't have a condom. So the lady was like, you have to put a condom on me if you want to. Oh, I think I see that. And he wrapped a paper bag around his shit and started going. Ew. Yeah, in Jamaica, bro. She got soggy. Yo, they don't care in Jamaica, bro. Yeah, they don't care. Okay, so it's actually a combination of two words. Skanky and cunt. Skanky. So skunt. It's referring to a female that's like dirty. Like a STD riddled female. Yeah, yeah. Damn.
That makes sense though. But the meaning people use it as is like you were saying, is like a smelly butt. Yeah. Sure. I believe you. I'm talking about origin though. I'm talking about origin. Unless
So
You mean? Yeah, no Diddy. No Diddy. You're retired no homo. You're retired. Yeah. Retired Paz. No Diddy. Paz was good though. I like Paz. I still say Paz, bro. I still say Paz too, yeah. No Diddy's kind of funny. No Diddy's. I'm going to use that now. No Diddy. No Diddy.
It's like no diggity. No diggity. What was no diggity mean? That's a track. Yeah, it's a track. Yeah, no diggity. What does it mean, though? I don't know. What does diggity mean? You better watch out how you pronounce that before you say something crazy. Oh, it's just turning into a dictionary class. Look, it says...
What is this? Idioms? No doubt. It means no doubt. No diggity. No diggity. Imagine it was like another N-word. Like, aw, shit. Aw, shit. Yeah, it caught me. It caught me again.
You know what I have to say. I got to double down. You got him? Don't make me say it. You got him? I don't know. End it, bro. End this shit, bro. We're at this point where nothing good will come out of the conversation. Before we end it, what was that Kanye one? He was a Jewish.
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