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EP.172 - DARK AVATAR AIRBENDER THEORY, SATANIC HITMAN STORY & CRAZY SPONGEBOB THEORIES

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You know the big bumper car thing he had? Yeah that guy? Yeah that guy, he egoed my friend at the airport. What do you mean? Why? Cause remember, I think you're the one that told me he was coming to Toronto. Yeah he came to Toronto. So my friend works at like the airport security and they weren't letting him in. And he started, he said he started screaming, "Do you know me? Do you know who the f*ck I am? I'm doing hella shows out here!" And then he's like, he started talking in Patois.

What's his name though? I don't even know. I just know him by the meme. If you guys don't know what we're talking about, it's the white guy that he does like Jamaican reggae music. Yeah, exactly. And he has a thick accent. I'm pretty sure he's, wait, he's from the UK though. Yeah. Yeah, he is from the UK because he has a normal UK accent. But yeah, I don't know. Anyways, let's stop talking about him because I don't want to boost his ego. Exactly. Exactly. Anyways, I was just recently like literally just now. Yeah.

I have a developing theory. Developing because of shit like I was doing personally. So I was watching some haunted tour videos because I want to get some new content for the pod right? And I felt really iffy about it. I felt kind of like low vibration. You know what I'm saying? How?

I don't know. It's almost, you know, when you watch something horrific or almost demonic, you feel like a certain vibe to it. And you yourself feel kind of low. That's true. So I came to the conclusion, right, that there's high frequency music and there's low frequency music. Like there's good vibes and bad vibes, but that doesn't take away from the art. Yes or no?

No. It doesn't, right? Yeah. Because even if it's about terrible shit, even if it's like super low vibration, it could still be a banger. Yeah, for sure. Like Knife Talk by 21 Savage, for example. Yeah, it's talking about mad murder. Yeah, but it's still vibey or it's still like we like it because it's appealing. Yeah. So when I was watching the thing, there was actually in the tour video, they were talking about this concept, which kind of blew my mind, was...

People, when they visit haunted houses or places that have spirits, the people that get affected, they're usually the ones that are on like a low vibration. So if you were...

Just off a breakup. Yeah, or if you're going through shit with your parents or stuff like that, you're just really down on yourself Those are the times they say that demons will try and attack you Okay, and you know it will show them things that nobody else in the room would would feel or know So some people might experience a haunting as a group But only that person will feel it because they're on a different vibration than anyone else if they're on like a higher vibration. Yeah

So like if I listen to drill music before I go in, oh, I'm susceptible to demons. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe not like that specifically. But what I'm thinking is if you're personally on that, if you're personally on that level, I think the...

the music thing is a way to prep you into a frequency though i think that's a way like people get sucked into like a feeling because you think about you listen to like x yo back in the day fam i was listening to the most depressing music ever and of course i felt depressed of course i'm gonna feel depressed yeah and i feel like low there's music that's called that it's like um like a lot of christians don't listen to rap music because it's called non-something music but it's like

Non-secular. Yeah, non-secular. It's not about God. Yeah, it's not about God. So it's like some people do a cleanse of non-secular and they say they feel a hundred times better. I think it's true. Yeah. I dead ass think that's true. Because...

Like what I was just saying, you know those feelings when you're listening to a certain music and then you want to clean your room and shit? So back this. That's what I was doing. I was cleaning up. I was kind of refreshing my mind. I heard the music you were playing. I was refreshing my mind. But the moments I played certain tracks that were almost...

I don't know about the wrong things. That shit flipped my energy and I felt, I felt a difference. And I did, I started to get lazy. I didn't care about like cleaning shit no more. It's just distracting. And I think that's what it is. Also bringing it to like a different level.

I see it like this now. What if that frequency thing, just like how it affects your mood, what if it's the exact same way how people, when they go on hallucinations or when they go on psychedelic trips, it's the exact same. Even when people get high off weed or whatever, if...

If you're in a really bad vibration or state of mind, you'll have a bad trip. Yeah. But if you're in a good place, you have a good trip. So what if that's just the time the veil is just uncovered? Okay. It's like that the whole time, but it's just like amplified. Yeah. I'm saying so people are literally just going through things when they have bad trips like that. I've seen this TikTok video where this girl went to the real conjuring house, right? And she was mad happy. Like...

Everybody in the comments is like, girl, are you not scared? Like, going into the house? She's like, nah, she was taking pictures. Like, she had good energy. And I promise you, I don't think she got haunted. She didn't experience anything, yeah. Because she was on a level that they couldn't reach. They couldn't, yeah. You know what I mean? They wouldn't try to...

so there was this um satanist yeah and he came out on a podcast and he said this is an ex-satanist but he was up there he was a priest right yeah what he did he used to do voodoo and spells to try and harm people and one time this woman came to him and said i need you to try and kill this other woman that i hate like i want you to put a hex on her and kill her now

the satanic priest, what he ended up doing, he did his rituals. And the moments where he spoke to the devil, you know what the devil told him? What? Don't do it? Not this woman. Whoa. He said, so apparently, like the devil telling the high priest of satanic church, telling him, not this woman. Her God is too powerful. Whoa. Also, there's a lot of claims too. These are coming from ex-satanic people.

like people you know what I mean like they practice this shit there was a person and they went to do harm to people I think at some church right but the moments they went to them

And ready to... I don't know what they were headed to do. He kind of kept that secret. It was probably some terrible shit. But when he was walking towards them, he said there was a veil of fire that wasn't visible to the eye, but he couldn't walk towards them because it would literally burn his flesh. But they couldn't see it. It's just like more of a...

yeah like it's something spiritual that you can't see yeah that's sick though and i'm i think that's real fam i think that's very very real because you'll see these people and it's almost like they have an aura to them you know certain people you know okay there's no harm going to be done to them then you can see like they're blessed and protected but certain people you you see they have ill intent and there's something dark that like they carry around facts

But just having the observation of that, you can start to see people around you. And you know how there's many videos where people just pray over another person and they hold their thing? I've seen this one where a Satanist was talking to a Christian and they were both like, the

The Christian was being mad nice and obviously Satanist, didn't believe whatever he said. He's like, yo, bro, let me just pray for you. And then he tried to stick his hand out, but he was like, nah, don't touch me, don't touch me. And then it was weird because I was playing Madden, right? It was so random, right? But this guy, whenever I made a play, he was like, man, fuck you, fuck you. And I was like...

uh, in my mind, I'm like, yo, there's something wrong with this guy. Right. And it was just on the mini mic. So wait, you're playing somebody. Yeah. I'm playing someone online. Yeah. And he's talking to the mic and he's like, you fucking, you, you suck. And I'm like, yo, I'm like, I'm gonna stay on the line with you because I feel like you need help. So I'm gonna pray for you. And he's like, but I don't believe in God. If God wasn't, if God was real, uh, he,

It got mad dark. I was like, yo, if God was real, my best friend would have taken his life. I'm like, bro, I'm going to stay on the line. You need help. And we started talking. And I'm like, bro, there's a reason why we matched up right now. You feel me? And then I prayed for him. And it was like, he left the game. That's good, fam. Yeah, but it was so crazy because it's like, what if that guy didn't match up with me and he committed something else that night? Oh, man.

You don't know the butterfly effect of little things. Little things you can change someone's life. Yeah, and that's why as soon as I noticed him being mad about everything, I'm like, yo, there's something wrong with you. You want to talk. That's all a person would want. I think, honestly, for certain people, we're called to do it when we see it. Yeah, yeah. For the people that aren't, I guess, aware to it, maybe you're not in the right mindset yourself to help. Yeah.

But if you can recognize and see it, yo, help them ASAP. Because I think that's like, that's Jesus is telling to you like, yo, you better help them. You see them in pain. You understand their pain, so you better help them. Because it's almost like if you don't understand them, then it's something different. But when you do understand them and you just leave them, that's fucked. Yeah, that's more fucked because you know there's intention behind it. Because it could have been easy for me to be like, ha, fuck you, touchdown. You know what I mean?

Like I could have made his life 10 times worse. Yeah, that's true. But it's like, no, I didn't want to do it because I knew there was going to be bad karma. You know what I mean? Yeah, because sometimes we have fun at the expense of others. And we don't like bag it like that, you know? Yo, I was watching Avatar, the new live action. How was it? I didn't see it yet. It's pretty sick. It's pretty sick. You like the anime though. The anime, yeah. I would never watch it. No matter what, when they do a live action of an anime, they're not going to get it right. I'm just going to say let that boom.

It's going to be something different. What I wish they did, I wish they just did like a whole new Avatar. That would be sick. They should have just brought back like Avatar, Yoshi or whoever. You know what I mean? But at the same time, it's like it's such an OG thing that maybe people might have hated on it. That's why they didn't want to take the risk. They're like, let's just make a live action OG. Of the OG? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everybody knows they're going to watch it. Likes it already, yeah.

I know. But what I'm thinking is like if they did the revamped or not revamped, but another story and then they did the OG, it would be better. Maybe. We don't know. Because you're comparing it. I feel like when you put something out that's already been made, you compare it, right? Yeah. But that's like the name of the game right now. You have to compare it to something. But that's why. That's why. Because look, taking like every single new piece of media is low-key just...

Just revamps of the old. Where's the new shit? No, but I think it just... Yeah, I think it's social media. My fault. We're getting off topic. But it's social media that makes us compare. You know what I mean? Oh, we have to compare our life to another person. You know what I mean? And before we move on... Wait, what? Say again? No, because social media makes us compare everything. So it's like, oh...

When a rapper drops their album, they're comparing sales. Yeah, but what I'm saying is, why are they taking the old stuff instead of just making new? I feel like they should just make new, no? No, because of what this generation is so... This generation criticizes everything. So they don't want to take that risk. Everyone's scared to take that risk. Yeah, I guess so. But yeah.

So I found a theory though. Okay. What was it? It's about Avatar. Yeah. This is sick because my friend, he told me about these things that were going on in China, specifically in Tibet, actually. And he told me this prior to me watching Avatar. Okay. But when I watched Avatar, I realized, holy shit.

The whole Avatar Last Airbender might just be about real life. It might be trying to tell a story that they're not allowed to really talk about. About things happening in Tibet. Yeah. So I don't know if you know about this, but you know the CCP, like the Chinese government? You know that they're trying to promote a no religion movement.

country, right? You know about this? And that's their whole imagery they're trying to push out. But why is that a problem in China? Because majority is what?

Oh. And in some of the regions which they're trying to take over, Tibet specifically, that's where the home of these Buddhists were. Yeah. And specifically who? The Dalai Lama. Now, can't tell me there's not resemblances and similarities with the Avatar and the Dalai Lama and Buddhism. Bag this. Let me hear it. So check this out. Yeah. So...

China, they're destroying temples, invading, trying to take out and erase Buddhism, right? Yeah, yeah. Trying to erase the Dalai Lama, right? In Avatar, what happened? The Fire Nation motherfucking attacked. And what were they trying to do? They erased all of the airbenders. What do the airbenders look like? Monks? No. And the Dalai Lama is someone that can reincarnate

And the name and title is transferred to different people over centuries and years. The avatar is the exact same thing. There's a new avatar when you kill it off. Another one reincarnates. Yo, isn't it so similar that Aang looks like the Dalai Lama in the same orange robes?

You know what I mean? They're trying to say something. I think they're trying to bring awareness and attention to it through the cartoon. Yeah. This is getting like political and governmental and I'm saying, but like, it's crazy because I wouldn't have known that unless my friend told me about the whole thing going on in Tibet. Yeah. And it's better that people don't know that because it's subconscious. Like, if you're just seeing it on the screen, you're not really knowing what's happening. But you know what I mean? It's really happening in Tibet. Like, I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah.

There's also another theory how it's supposed to resemble World War II. Whoa. So, obviously, you know, like, Germany invaded and tried to take over the world. But what adds up to this theory is the Legend of Korra is actually supposed to be about, like, the Cold War. Because it's the same era of kind of weaponry. Word. I don't know if you know about Legend of Korra, though. No, no, no. Yeah, so that's, like, the newer one where this is...

let's say like 80 years into the future. Yeah, it's a spin-off pretty much. But if you look at the tech and how it lines up, I think that's what they're trying to do. They're trying to show, okay, the OG avatar was World War II. Let's have the new one kind of like Cold War and you can see it. Yeah. It's interesting stuff. Fuck, man.

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Yeah, they always leave some shit like that in movies too. Because I don't know if you bagged the one in Spongebob. The real life movie. Like they made the movie, the big Spongebob on the... That was the cover. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Surfboard. But they made...

Sandy, they depicted Sandy as a crazy conspiracy theorist. Do you remember that scene? No, I don't know about that. Really? What the hell? Because everyone, I guess it's been swept under the rug. But she's like this and like, she's like going crazy, like trying to represent like, oh yeah, you guys are the ones going... Where? This is the new one. Yeah, in the movie. Yeah. So she's in a room with a bunch of pictures, right? Yeah. And she's wearing like on her necklace, the all-seeing eye.

Fem, Sandy. Sandy. Yeah? And everybody's saying like it relates to Sandy because Sandy likes nuts, right? And she's going nuts. And she's a nut. Yeah, she's a nut. You know what I mean? And on the wall, there's pictures of Egypt and all the pyramids. There's pictures of butterflies. What does that represent? Mind control. Wait, why butterfly? The mind control and the thing. What is it called? MKUltra? MKUltra.

random pictures of 33 degree angles what the f- on spongebob that's weird the 33 degree angle made me realize like they're trying to show something to the kids can i see? can i see? this is on some like gravity falls type thing yes bro look at sandy all there's like lines going to papers oh shit hold on i'll show you another one 33 degree angles

Bam, I'm like, okay, what are you trying to think? They're trying to show something. Look, beside the 33 degree angle is a ladder. Usually in Masonic leaders, they climb up the rankings. Do you know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then this is crazy because there's a dolphin character in the movie because it's Spongebob. Yeah. He's wearing a similar robe to what the Mason leader wears. Let me see. Look. Hold on. Do you not see that, Bam? Oh, what the fuck?

Do you not see it? This isn't a new film. Yes, bro. Look. That's the all-seeing eye. That's Illuminati. Yeah, that's Illuminati. And look what he's standing beside. Jupiter. I don't know if you know this, but Jupiter is one of the most important Mason planets. It's like, oh, shit. They do rituals to it. Yeah, yeah. It's fun.

I heard a theory for Spongebob about Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. What? Because if you think about it, why the fuck is Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the sea? Tell me. Tell me. Yeah. They're all sea creatures, right? They're humans, though. Okay, if they're humans, why are they small? Bag that, right? Yeah.

The fish are small. Yeah. But why are Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy small? I have an answer. What? Yo, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Remember the theory about how Bikini Atoll is the nuclear testing ground and the nuclear explosions, right? Yeah.

So theory goes that the same radiation that made all the fish mutated and they can speak English, cause SpongeBob and Patrick and everyone to be kind of like alive. Yeah. That's the same radiation that affected Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. But you're wondering, okay, wait, how are they small and why are they like heroes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what they are? What?

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are actually toy action figures that fell into the sea. And the radiation mutated them and brought them to life. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. And you know Rayman? Rayman is also one of those action figures. Wait, Rayman the... No, no, no. Are we talking about a different game? No, no. In SpongeBob. Oh, in SpongeBob. You know the one with that face like a hand? You know what I'm talking about? Okay, okay, yeah. So all of those things and all of the quote-unquote tech, it

It became real because of the radiation and caused all of the shit to come to life. Okay. Okay, I get it. I get it. That's where it comes. Because you think about like, where the fuck did they come from, right? Yeah, that's true. And they're small. And they're small. There's another theory about Mr. Krabs. So...

This one's interesting because it kind of overlaps with other theories about the Krusty Krab. How the Krusty Krab, it has some ingredient in the Krabby Patty. That's why Mr. Krabs is scared of the police and shit. Okay. So the theory goes, the reason Mr. Krabs is so fucking rich isn't because of what we think. Mr. Krabs? Yo, bag this. What'd he do? Do you know how much money this guy has? There's only one...

Krusty Krab. Yeah. There's only one restaurant. How does he have that much money? He runs everything Bikini Bottom? Let me find out. Theory goes that Mr. Krabs is actually a drug lord. So, bag this. No, check this out. Check this out. Yeah, he's El Chapo. Check this out. Check this out.

The theory goes that he even puts it in the Krabby Patties. That's what makes it so addicting. That's why Squidward was so fucking addicted to it. That's how he moves the drugs. Also, the old fry cook. Remember there's an episode where SpongeBob meets the old fry cook, Jim? So Jim comes back. But Jim, he's rich as fuck.

Rich as fuck. SpongeBob and Squidward, they're not rich from working at the Krusty Krab. How did Jim get rich? Theory goes, Jim knows. Was his partner. Yeah. Jim knows exactly what was going on with the Krusty Krab. So Mr. Krabs paid him the hush money. Oh, that's tough.

He paid him the hush money so Jim is rich now and he won't spill the beans on what's really going on with the Krusty Krab. That's why every time you see the motherfucking, the police come in the vicinity of Krusty Krab or... Like, he'll hide. Yeah, Mr. Krabs is nervous, yo. That's why when they killed the health inspector... Yeah.

Mr. Krabs was nervous because that's going to lead to an investigation. Yo, Mr. Krabs doesn't really care about the quality of the food. That's true. He doesn't care about that shit. He really cares about where his money is coming from. And to add on to it, since we know that Mr. Krabs does coke, he's getting high off his what? Own supply. Yeah, exactly. Because he's just a leader, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants. You don't know. You don't know. And that's why they're saying plankton is...

He's really, really jealous. Also, people are saying like the secret formula or the secret ingredient is anchovies. Anchovies? Why? So you know the first episode of Spongebob? You ever watch that one? First? First one? Like if you remind me of it. Yeah, this is the very, very first episode of Spongebob. Yeah. But what happens is

SpongeBob comes in the Krusty Krab and he sees the help wanted sign. Okay, right Mr. Krabs and it's good. We're like, oh you want to work here blah blah I don't know I don't know if you're cut out for the job and all of a sudden a bus comes in and it's filled with Anchovies like the those little fish. Yeah, and they flood the fucking place right but they don't go there because

They're necessarily trying to eat because they didn't order any food. They just start causing a ruckus and trying to kill Mr. Krabs and Squidward. Remember? It was like a flood. They're throwing them up. Bro, they're not trying to order food. So the theory goes... They're like, stop taking our people. They're angry. And they were a mob of people trying to stop the Krusty Krab from taking anchovies and killing them and using it in the burgers. So it all led up...

to Spongebob coming back and then he decides to cook Krabby Patties for them but if you bag it since it's Spongebob's first day he doesn't know how to make it right he doesn't know how to use the secret formula so he was feeding all of the anchovies a different recipe okay so that's why they were happy like oh I guess it's not us holy

Yo, it's actually... Bikini Bottom is GTA 6. GTA 6, bro. Since we're talking about movies, the big movie that we all watched on Christmas during school, Polar Express. Yeah. Do you know the theory about this? The one where he's...

It's like he's the old guy too. Yeah, like they're all the same people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but like I didn't really bag this but Tom Hanks plays all three of the characters So it makes sense because it's like if they are all the same person Why would they they make the voice actor play all three? Oh, he did he play the kids? Yeah, he played the kid too. Oh, so that's why that's why it's called Polar Express because the polar opposite life's that he could have took and

So imagine that kid, that kid didn't meet Santa and complete his mission. He would have became the old homeless man that doesn't believe in Santa. Just telling kids that, oh, that shit is not real. And if you really bag it, the old man at the end, he disappeared because that future is no longer, no longer there. It can no longer be. Yeah.

I didn't like that. And then the new one would be him as the police officer. Or not the officer, the train conductor. Because he's the one conducting shit and making it happen. Yeah, it was Maude. That's why... I don't know if you know the Pokemon movie, like the Celebi one. The Celebi.

Which one? Do you know about that one? Well, what happened with it? There's a Pokemon movie. It's a similar concept. But what happened was Ash goes back in time because of this legendary Pokemon, Celebi, right? Yeah. And he helps this kid, I guess, like rekindle with Celebi and, you know, save the day pretty much. But what was interesting was the kid that he saved was a young Professor Oak. Oh, so if he didn't go and think... So check this out. Mm-hmm.

Ash received a Pikachu, right? In the first episode of Pokemon. And him receiving the Pikachu, it was a mistake kind of thing. Like, he was supposed to get Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle, remember? Yeah, yeah. But he came late. And he got Pikachu. And the only thing that he had left was the Pikachu. He was like, oh, I guess I have to give you this one. So he gave him the Pikachu. So if you think about it, to make sure the timeline doesn't fuck up...

Professor Oak has to give him that Pokemon because when he was a kid, he was saved by him with a Pikachu. It's like, fuck, I can't fuck up the timeline. I got to make sure he gets a Pikachu. Yeah, bro, imagine you give Ash a Charmander. Oh, yeah. And he ends up with a Charmander. And then the whole thing fucks up. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's why people believe in myths, though, because I've seen this crazy thing in Paris. So it's called the luckiest statue in the world.

Nah, I know what it is. And it's this guy named... He died and they made a statue of him. His name is Victor Noir. Because I think he was a reporter, but he was like a face of a revolution when it all happened. Because like an emperor shot him or something, right? So the whole superstition is they built a bronze statue of him laying on the ground because of how he got shot. And woman would go up to this...

statue and start rubbing his crotch. What the fuck? For what? Because that means it'll make them more fertile. Like if you rub his crotch... Oh, that's the... That's the like belief? Yeah. So like if you rub his crotch in the timeline, you'll end up with a baby. You know what I mean? Oh shit. And he would... Fam, there's literally pictures of the girl...

It was so weird like crotch on crotch like you start riding the statue. I theory though Yeah, do they get pregnant with him with his kids? I don't think so. That's weird. It's hard DNA is this shit not ghost ghost penetration is crazy

They're just getting padded by a good ass boy. No, but yeah, they've gone on and like it's funny too cuz it's like his nose Yeah, his crotch area are the only one that's really like lighter than all because the bronze on it is like rubbed out And then if you kiss if you kiss the statue while you're single this whole superstition is you'll end up finding a boyfriend or a girlfriend not a

I don't think guys are kissing the statues though. But the girls will find a boyfriend. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Who is this guy though? What did he do? I don't know. All I know from him is that he was like the face of some revolution. Where is this again? Paris? Paris? There's something about Paris and love though. There's always like love stories in Paris. Yeah, something like that. But I think it's mostly just because they've been through so much shit. If you bag it like...

Paris is always in a revolution. Exactly. Always like rebellious. Yeah. Like I think it was last year where they were just running out and with clown masks. That's what was going on. Theory though. And I don't want to offend nobody that's French. But theory. You remember that theory I had about like certain languages you speak. It kind of gives you the tone and frequency. Oh yeah. French is all. To feel. Because we studied French. We learned French in Canada. But saying it and kind of like.

using the French language, it makes me feel kind of like, kind of mean. I don't know. It's like, I don't want to offend nobody, but you get me? Yeah. Like, you say it in a certain inflection. Yeah. Right? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about? It's like that. It's like that. Like, instead of hello, it's bonjour. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? It's not, I'm not trying to like,

disrespect yeah but i'm what i'm literally saying is like the inflection with it like it hits it hits a person's ears differently yeah like like whenever a french person has talked to me like i feel like oh yeah they've they've talked to me like i'm a little boy that's what i'm saying yeah no it feels like it feels like they talk to you in in a power position yeah power power that's perfect so so when you speak in french and as as should be because

You know something that I don't. So you speak to me in like, oh man, I don't even know what to say to you. Exactly. It's a power thing still. It's a power thing. Napoleon, as we know, he's like the, I think he was like a conqueror, right? When he actually like colonized

the world when he was trying to take over the world he was one of the first people that were trying to you know conquer everything now what he did he actually made everyone drive on the left side in europe you know that so that's where it started that's where it started why though i think it's because uh they want to be different no i think it's because like he hated the english so much

Yeah, I think it's like he hated the English so much that he made them switch. And it's like a fuck you guys to them. Also, I think it has something to do with how they would...

They would pass... You know how they have certain carriages and animals? Okay, okay. They would be on that side of the street, so you would have to go... Oh, that makes sense, because they're usually on the right. They're usually on the right, so they would switch sides. And instead of making the road kind of busier, it would make it clearer. That's from what I heard, though. That's true. Something like that. But I think...

I think like if you really take in all of these colonizers or not even colonizers, just these people like power stuff. Do you think they all just had like a God complex? A God complex? Yeah, probably because there wasn't a lot of them.

You get what I'm saying? I think there was a lot of them. Nah. No, but like if you're in like a robe, like they dressed way differently from us. Like, you know, like the people in Power Session now, they're dressing like us. Okay, question. Do you think there's more now though? Yeah. There has to be more now. Yeah, there has to be way more because we're just giving it out. Yeah, low key, right? Yeah.

And you don't have to be, it doesn't have to be right in front of you to experience the things. Like you can experience it in a different way. But do you think if you only see it through a sense of behind the screen, it doesn't affect you in the same energy as if like you're in the Coliseum and you rise and all of these people go, who? The only example I could take right now that we're doing that for is for the Pope. Because.

Because when he comes with his car and stuff, everyone, and they're trying to kiss the Pope. Have you seen that one where it's like, they try and kiss the ring? Kiss the hand, and then the Pope always goes like this. Oh, really? Like, he can't kiss it.

Did you not see that? No, I actually don't know. Where like they try to kiss him, like kiss his hand and then he always pulls away. Last minute. Is that a thing? I actually don't know about that. I don't know if it's like he's royalty or something or you can't kiss him. That's a thing they do in thing though. They do that in the Philippines. Yeah. With the bless. Oh yeah, bless. But like he'll actually bless you. You know what I mean? But other people, they try to kiss his hand. And then it's so funny because every single one. I think that's where it originated from though. What? The bless? Yeah, it's the ring.

Oh, I don't know. I think that's what originated is like the kiss the ring thing. Yeah, I don't know. So like the respect thing? Mm-hmm. You back it, all of those...

All of the traditions, it probably came from the Spanish that colonized. And they were royalty, feel me? Yeah. So they're not playing games. They're like, yo, you have to... Yeah, that's true. Right? That's where it came from. It had to, you know? Yeah, because I go like, once I get blessings from my little cousins, I feel like the shit. I'm like, damn. Yeah. So I think that all came from just royalty stuff, like kissing the ring and shit like that. Yeah. But I wouldn't want that...

Would you want your kids to do it? I guess to keep tradition. Yeah, I guess. Might as well. See, there's some Filipinos right now in the Philippines that are like heated that we're not going to make our kids do that. But I guess because it's out here, it's different, right? I don't know why, but it's like I'd never call my like...

My kuyas. You don't call them kuyas? Yeah, we don't call them kuyas. I try to keep up with that. Really? No, because one of my younger called me kuya. And I'm like, bro, that's weird. Really? I don't think it's weird. Just call me by my name because we've known each other so much. I think that's only Filipino Canadians. You know what I mean? If like we're a thing because it's like, ah. I don't think that's weird. I don't know. I think it's weirder. I think it's weirder to do the...

The bless, yeah. No, I'll do the bless. But I think it's chill if we're all Filipino. That's fine. Yeah, I don't mind calling you queer, but it was kind of weird because it's like you usually call me by my name. You know what, though? Fuck it. Why don't we make our white friends go ahead and make them bless their parents? Why not? You get me? But that's not part of their tradition. And what? What are they going to do? You tell them this is the rules of the house. So they got to do this shit now. It's going to be like...

You're not gonna get that shit. No, but if you bag it, like, they don't have a choice. You step into the crib, you have to go by the crib's rules, no? Yeah, I guess. It's like playing pong. The house rules. There's certain things that you have to follow. And I think, bro, if we stop, because we have to draw a line somewhere, right? If we just continue to assimilate to, okay, we got to do it to appeal the whole society. The old generation, yeah. Or the new, sorry. Yeah.

Then everything's going to get lost. So where's the line? Where's the line of we can't lose stuff? Where's the line of we have to continue these things? Because if it's little by little, little by little over a year, it's probably gone already. I mean, little by little over five years? Shit, I don't remember. So as the new generation, we have to kind of keep it up. Okay, I had this theory, though. I feel like that...

During millennials and up... Millennials and down, they always had a third place. So they had work, home, and then they had a bar or a place that they would go to to chill and have leisure. So I have this developing theory that

Gen Z is more depressed than all of the other generations because our third place is social media. So we have work, we go home, and once we're home, we hop on the phone, right? So it's like...

We can't even talk to one another except it's not eye contact. It's through this. You get what I'm saying? What do you think about that? I think it's true because it's almost... You know Ready Player One? It's literally like that now. Sure, we're not in the realm of everything's virtual, but we're technically tapped in. We're connected onto it. If our tension's here...

we're there that's what i'm saying because uh on all the k dramas i watch when everybody's done work they go to a bar or a cafe and they chat it up yeah like we we only have that when we call everyone up yo you want to have a day but we should be doing that uh thing to but that's only in north america that's what's weird no what do you oh no that's in north america fam asia they don't do that

Asia, they do that. Yo, I was out. Asia, they do that. They don't do it like us, though. Are you crazy? Okay, yeah. They don't do it like us. They don't do it like us. Like, us is fucked. We'll be out and on our phones. That's fucked. That's crazy, yeah. You know what I mean? We don't... They don't really do that out there. So I think there's something going on

in the water, I don't know, but there's something going on in North America, you know, that it makes us do it because we feel like we're missing out. But in reality, the real missing out is where?

Right here. Yeah. You're missing out because you're not looking above your phone. That's what we have to change because we feel like we're missing everything here. Yeah. And then they post about it and then you don't hear about shit if it's not there. Yeah. So I guess for the new gen, it's important to just like take in, okay, what's more important to me as a long term? Right? Like sure, you have fun times online, but...

The memories that you make here, yo, what's so fucking sad, you know that thing where people say, "Your life flashes before your eyes before you die?" There's someone that said, "Imagine if someone that was an iPad kid, their life flashed before their eyes and all they saw was..." Oh, that's Maulad. That's Maulad. Their whole life flashing before their eyes because the most time they spent was where?

Was watching, was like experiencing, consuming, consuming, consuming, consuming, consuming.

Where was the other memories, bro? It's probably just like a little flash. Oh, no. That makes me so sad, fam. Yo, but it's fucked like that because it is that right now. Like, imagine you're getting in the car, guys, and like your life flashes and all you see is a thing. Bro, I'm swerving that car. No, I'm not going out right now. So, back this. Oh, this gets crazy, though. This gets crazy. So, on some simulation shit, right? Okay. What if you're in a simulation right now? Mm-hmm.

And what you're experiencing is what? You're experiencing the playback before you died. The playback. So everything you're living right now is the playback before you died, fam. So you already experienced death. You're just going back and re-watching. Yeah, just like we're just viewing each other. Well, that's weird. That's mind-blowing, no? That's crazy. I think they're going to start making like... This just came out, actually. Mm-hmm.

There's devices there. They can record your dream now.

Yeah. Like in motion picture? So it's not clear yet. It's not clear yet. But they can take what you saw. Like exactly how you saw it in your head. And they can put it on a screen. That's so fucked. It's weird too. Because it's like the dreams I've been having. Because I've been telling my friends. That whenever I have a dream about someone. I would end up linking them the same day. So I had a dream about Hayden and Jaden. And in the dream we got into a fight. And like on the day of.

we went to a basketball run and we got into a fight with like a bunch of people. I was like, yo, it's weird how that shit kind of works out. And I found out this new superstition. Someone told me this. But it's like, you know those days when you either take a shit and you either have hella wipes or no wipes? That's a ghost shit. I told you about this, no? No, no, no. So the whole superstition that the guy told me was if you have hella wipes,

someone is thinking about you oh that's what it is yeah and if you have no wipes then no one's thinking about you wait if you have no wipes then no one's thinking about you but if you have hella like I heard a different theory wait what is it what is it what is it

The theory goes... What is it? Yo, so you know how in North America, we're here, right? Yeah. So the opposite of us is where? Is like Australia, probably? Yeah. So the theory goes that if you have a ghost shit, like a wipe that has no poo on the tissue, someone in Australia has twice the amount on their tissue. Oh, yeah.

But if you have like twice the amount on yours, someone in Australia got to go shit. So they didn't have nothing on their tissue, bro. Australia. And that makes sense because it is opposite. It's the opposite. It's like the other realm. Okay. But my thing is just like, yo, if he's thinking about you, then you'll either have... If you're thinking about someone, you'll have no shit. And then if someone is thinking about you, you'll have hella shit. Damn. Yo, there was something I heard like recently about...

about like thinking about someone and dream oh no this is what it was yeah so we heard of the the red string theory right yeah you told me about this but there's another theory okay and it's a different string it's yeah it's a different string theory okay but they say um the string or the the thing that pulls you together it doesn't happen until you're supposed to like it's supposed to keep you apart

So bag this. So it's the reverse of the... It's the reverse. I forget what they call it, though. I think it's still something string. But in the red string, it's like you're put into paths for you to come together. Okay. But the other string is you guys were actually in the same area, in the same coincidences. You guys just never seen each other. Okay. So fate, God, Jesus is like keeping you apart because if you guys were to meet right now, it would not work out. Mm.

But there's a moment that you're supposed to meet and then that's when it will make you, yo, this is like your time. Yeah. No, I believe in that. The red string theory is one of the most things I believe because, yeah, it is. If something hops in your timeline, shit, I might have not met you. You know what I mean? Shit like that. It's so interesting because I really do want to meet someone where I was there, I just never acknowledged them type of thing. You know those moments?

Like, I want to bag it like where, holy fuck, you were there for that, that, that, that, that. I didn't even know you were in the room. But if someone, okay, say someone does fuck up the timeline, would that not be a mistake though? Because they're hopping in your timeline, so there's like a contradiction. No, no, no. It's not a timeline thing. It's just a timing thing. Timing thing. Yeah, but what if someone hops in that timing thing and it's like, wouldn't that be a mistake but the right thing because it would push you towards? So it's like, what is it?

No, it's the same. It goes hand in hand with the red string. Okay. Because if you think about it, you're going closer. With the red string, you're going closer to somebody. Yeah. With the other one, it's keeping you apart even though you're there. True, true. Even though you're there. Okay. But you don't acknowledge them until you're meant to. Yeah. Okay. So maybe that string turns into a red string when it's time. When it's time. You know what I'm saying? That's fire. That might be it. Because I think...

That's probably how love really, really happens. Cause I, I want to believe every single time someone falls, falls in love deeply. It's, um, it's all the stars align. I mean like the, the timing's right and shit, but,

And it's almost like a magical thing. But do you think it's only in movies like that? Or people do fall in love magically? Nah, people fall in love magically. Like, I feel like if it's done in real life, they would make it into a movie. That's why in the movies, they just exaggerate it. But like, yeah, people fall in love magically because it's like, I know LeBron James and his wife from high school. You can't say, yo, that's magic. Okay, I have a thing for you then. Okay. Let's say you're put in position to...

that made it feel magical and this girl was put in front of you let's see you're single my bad you're single okay but because of the situation being almost magical are you more enticed to fall in love with her i think you are no i think you are fam personally personally i would think so

Like everything's perfect? No, but I don't think so because in my mind, do I know what's being said? No, I don't, right? I don't think you do. It just happens. I don't think it would because it's like, no, you can't force it onto someone. No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like they pop into your life like this and it feels almost like, yo, this can't be real. Oh, okay.

No, low-key, I know a lot of those stories that it's perfect. But they were manipulated. Oh, that's fucked. That's fucked. At the end of the day, it feels so real and too good to be true. That's messed up. We don't have a... What do you call this? A...

what do you call it, feeling towards it? So I was like, nah, it's too much. Oh, that's shitty, yo. Because imagine you meet somebody at, let's say like Anime North, you know what I mean? Or Fan Expo, shout out Fan Expo. Imagine you meet someone at Fan Expo and you get along with them at some booth and you're like, oh, you like that anime? Imagine this is the story. You're just looking at shit and you decide to pick something up and the girl goes, oh, you like that anime? Oh my God. Yo, and then now you have to be like, oh yeah, yeah, I love this, blah, blah, blah.

And later down the line, and she figures out the truth. And she goes, what's the name of that character though? And then you couldn't give an answer? Yo, that's betrayal. It is. That's betrayal. Because I think personally, I think the first meeting and the first impression dictates the whole relationship. Personally. Okay, I don't know. How you treated me as a stranger will dictate everything else.

Personally, that's how I see it. I don't know about the first impressions because I did have first impressions of people and they... They changed. And you know when you have that feeling where it's like, I know you're not this really. Because maybe you might be with your friends. That's a good point. That's a great point. With your friends and you may be acting different. Yeah. So let me, you know what I mean? So it's not you. And you have that feeling. I had that feeling once and it was like, yeah, I took someone on another date. Boom, yeah. I agree. I agree. You're right with that. Mm-hmm.

But maybe what about on a level of it's your first one-to-one?

Okay, yeah, that's important. I think that first impression of the first one-to-one is, yo, if you switch up there or do something bad there, I don't know if I can look past it. Exactly. That's why people are so scared during the first. That's why they get all the nerves. Especially, oh my God, the first FaceTime. If you FaceTime anyone new, oh my God, you got to lock in for that first FaceTime because you can't be awkward. You got to treat them right through the screen. Yeah.

I think that's a problem. We put too much pressure on it. But at the end of the day, it should be the opposite. You should, if anything, be the most off guard. Because if you're the most off guard, you're the most authentic. Exactly. And they'll love you for you. Yeah. Right? I think if we continue life like... Because I was studying acting. Okay. And what I noticed is when you're trying to force it...

It doesn't come out right, but you just being you naturally. And this is what I seen and observed with people I was trying to get to act. Ryan, for example, Kuda, shout out Kuda. We're trying to get him to smile and give a realistic laugh, but nothing over the top. And you know him, like he's going to like, if he feels forced.

and the the time we we were just like making fun of him though and just like talking that was the time where he gave us i was watching the camera that was the time where he gave us oh yo that right there what you just did when we're just talking to you and you give that little smile that's the smile i'm looking for yeah and that's the one that happens naturally it's not the one that's like oh i gotta be this right now so i think you actually hold yourself back

You hold yourself back from showing your true self and you might just fuck it up because maybe they're looking for that true...

But you don't show that side when you're trying to be this. Exactly. Like, a lot of people think that they could just hop on the podcast and act normal. But it's weird because I was talking to Robin, too. And he said, as soon as I hopped on the camera, it's still me, but it's a more exaggerated version of me. Word. If you get what I'm saying? Because it's like, at the same time, you have to entertain. So you have to exaggerate stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like, as soon as the cameras go on, yeah. If there was...

Hidden cameras while I was acting? Yeah, perfect. But obviously that's not how acting works. You have to act in front of a... Yeah, you have to act in front of a camera. People get into a character with a camera. You know what I mean? It's interesting because I forget the cameras 100%. I don't see them no more. But it's still a thing of, okay, I'm going, I'm preparing myself to go into this. And if it were different, I think there's no true...

As crazy as it is, unless it's hidden, I don't think there is a true performance. I don't know if there's a true performance. That's why it's like, oh, if the group chat ever got leaked, man's in jail. You know what I mean? Our group chat is our true selves. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's fucked, bro. I think if we...

Yo, imagine we just put hidden cameras in all of our homies' rooms and just see them for who they are instead of who we think they are. Oh, that's a different type of... Yo, we should... That's crazy. That's a crazy...

Experiment. That's an insane experiment. And even get a private investigator to just film them. That's crazy. But there was this guy who got caught on camera. I don't know. He's been trending. He's called the scratch and sniff guy. What does he do? Okay, so there was this big TikToker, right? And she went into a Barnes and Nobles, you know, like the bookstore. Yeah.

And she usually vlogs her everyday things, right? So she was vlogging and she was putting the camera down and like reading books, right? And she noticed as soon as she got in, there was this weird guy looking at her, right? So she's like, okay, I'm gonna just go into another aisle. But whenever she went into another aisle, followed. Whenever she would like go up a different section, like she would go upstairs to read like the graphic novels, he would go too, right?

And it was crazy because she put the camera down and the guy when she was reading the book in the camera this guy got caught started like going down and I'll just show you the video peep this oh my god. Look what he does. Fam he goes behind her and sniffs. Oh what the f*ck.

Wait, her behind? Yeah, so look I'll show you, yeah. I'll show you his and he's still in the picture. Yeah. Goes to and sees another girl reading a book. And goes to sniff? Look what he does. What the fuck? Yo, that's, that's weird. Creepy. So this guy, yo, he doesn't learn his lesson. He doubles back. Goes to the girl again recording. Yeah. Does, tries it one more time. The girl's like, whoa, what the fuck? What are you doing? He's like, I'm just tying my shoes.

That's weird bro. And fam, so the girl reports it, posted TikTok online. A NBA player reposted and says, this is the same guy that stalked my 14-year-old daughter. Damn. Yo, lock this guy up. No, he did. He got locked up because he had essay allegations. Oh shit. And he was looking into people's houses.

But you know what's crazy? Yeah. Fam, he got off of jail early because there was like some overcrowding, right? As soon as he go out, this guy's a max crash out. Like this guy got put back into jail because he didn't register properly as a sex offender. Oh, shit. So he went back in. He got back into jail. Yeah, so he went out, did his whole shit again, went back in, got released again, went back in. Damn.

Damn. So he's in right now? Yeah, he's in right now. Bro. Scratch and sniff. If I seen him in the wild, man, I'd get like, you know, the fart spray? Oh, yeah. Just wait for it. Just wait for it. Yeah.

Just pretend I'm not paying attention, just look at shit, and then spray it behind me. You know I was fucked because I was always wondering because that fart spray, they always do pranks in the elevator. But it's like no one does it and records a prank in the club. Because would everyone? I don't think anyone would smell it. Nah, they would because it's like, would people evacuate? That's kind of fucked. Because I feel like that is illegal at the same time. That is illegal. If you're messing with a thing, they would kick you out.

But technically, you can put on cologne.

That's true. What if that's your cologne? But what would people do? Because they know it. They smell it. So they would be like, who? Yo, my thing is I don't think anyone would notice. Really? No, I feel like someone would notice. The reason I... People would smell it, but they just throw it away. They won't even think about it. The reason I say that is because everything else is so stimulating. The music, the lights, the people. Right?

Right? Like you're not really sure you pay attention one time. Okay. Think about it like this. Name a t-shirt that you saw in the club.

That you remember it. Exactly. You know what I mean? Next time you go there, like, think about it. I might have saw a t-shirt I liked, but do I remember it? Hell no. Yeah. So I think it's like that. Because it's so stimulating, you don't remember shit. Yeah. There's that one guy that notices, then he goes, oh, the club smells like shit. And I think that's why when people black out, especially at the club, they don't remember anything. Why? It's because...

it's hard to remember stuff in there. - Oh no, I feel, no, I think that it's like, if you drink too much, you lose part of your thing. - That too. But I think also because it's hard to remember stuff there. There's so many breaks in focus. - Yeah. - You could be focused on one thing, but it moves. - That's true. - You know? - Too many things happening. - There's too many things happening. - Yeah, yeah. - So I don't think it would work.

Speaking of cologne, though, you know there's a cologne. I look like you wanted to get this back in the day, but I didn't do it. It's a fucking dark game. But there's a cologne that uses pheromones that attract women or men, if you want. Okay, I thought you were saying the perfume that used the dead people. No, no, this is a different one. And it's 100% guaranteed. So it will scientifically attract women to...

like you yo don't get keep yo put it on i found i found the link like bare time ago but i just i i was looking at it like yo do i really want to do this right now because it's dark that's dark game is it is it popular or no like if you know you know you have to you have to find this shit and i'm pretty sure i don't know if it's illegal but

I know perfume places, they're not allowed to use it specifically. Yeah. But this is... I don't think this is sold as a perfume. It's sold as something else. So that's why I can get away with it. Yeah. But you have to buy it online. You can't buy it like anywhere. That's true. It's dark. It's dark. There's this... On the opposite of that, there's this guy on TikTok that's selling his own perfumes. I think he's like the non-fragrance guy. Yeah. And like...

He takes like, say, Versace arrows, right? And then he'll list out all the ingredients for Versace arrows and he'll actually make it with real life ingredients. Oh, that's sick. No, no, but it's shit though. He'll be like, oh, put olive oil and then spray, put a little orange in it and then he'll spray. Ew. And everyone's like, that's not Versace arrows, it's Versace errors. Yeah.

But he sells that shit. Do people buy it though? I don't know. I don't think he's making too much money because like even in his videos, he's clowning his own shit. I see. I see. I see. I know. Yo, if you take it in, I remember there was like a Chinese market. Yeah. I was in there one time. I seen these capsules. Which capsules? There's these like capsules and it had the roller thing on it. I was looking at closely. One said Ralph Lauren. One said Versace. I'm like, holy shit. Wait, this is cologne. Yeah.

Yo, they're bootlegging the colognes. No. Yeah. Every single cologne. And I remember my uncle bought one one time and he just wanted to test if it smelled like the exact same. It smelled the exact same. Really? No, because I remember I got like mad bootleg perfumes. I think it was from New York. Really? Yeah. But I think it's like they don't... They don't last as long. No, the thing about perfumes is like if they try to copy, it wouldn't smell the same. You think so? Yeah. Yeah.

I think it would smell the same. As the... Oh, I don't know. Because it's like clothes you can easily do because it's just printing, right? But with perfumes, it's like different things that you have to mix to get that same thing. I think they just use the same recipe, bro. People have... Yeah, they have their recipes, bro. Really? I think so.

I think so because my uncle did it. We tested it like, oh, yo, it smells the exact same shit. Really? Yeah. So I think what they do, the people in the factories for me, they just steal the recipe. Oh yeah. That's been doing it. And then they just reverse engineer it. They definitely have labs to just, yo, okay, let's, let's follow this and do this. Yeah. Because I mean, it's out there. Yeah.

They can literally just put it into a testing machine and then just find out the ingredients, right? Yeah, that is true. You're the first one that told me when it came to clothes that some of the bootlegs going around are from the same factory. I didn't know that. Yeah, they are. Because I remember when Supreme was going around and like, oh, if I buy this fake, would it be real? You're like, no, you never know because they might come out of the same factory. Yeah, it...

It doesn't really matter, especially the ones that are like that. The ones that are fake fake, those are just fake. But the factory ones, they just backdoor that shit. They just backdoor that shit. They literally just take the leftover materials and make it next door. Literally next door. And they just have a... You know what I'm saying?

I wonder how much money those guys are making because they can make bare profit selling for that low. They probably, theoretically, do you think they sell more than Foot Locker today? Yes. I think they do. There's more Panda Buy sneakers going around than actual things, than retail sneakers. I think so. You know what I mean? That's crazy though. Yeah. And as the generations are getting to that level of intelligence where, oh, I can just buy it online now. Yeah. I think, yo, do you think everything's about to be just...

Just fake, no? Because I feel like a lot of the retail stores selling Spider, they're selling fakes for lower. Because if you're really baggy, you can't really tell if it is factory. And if anything happens, you can't really sue. You know what I mean? You can't sue a retail store for selling fakes. That's what they marked it as. Yeah. You know what I mean? So retail stores nowadays, you can really just sell...

Fakes. And just get away with it. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. The counterfeit market when we were in the game was like, oh yeah, you would know. Like you would get paid. Okay, where do we head from here though? Like if we're trying to predict the future, we know this is what's happening and it's going to continue to happen. Where are we headed?

like i think i think where we're headed yeah is into nobody's gonna start buying brand brand names anymore they're gonna start buying the you don't even know yeah that's good because because you can't find a you can't find a fake of something you've never heard of that's that's true yeah me because now if you wear chrome hearts like oh that's panda buy yeah

Fuck it then. I'm not wearing chrome hearts. I'm going to buy some shit that you don't even know about. Yeah. That's why I think thrifting will always be a lie because it is the 101 shit that you find. Yeah. Yeah. You can't say, oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, that's fake thrift. What? Vintage is forever, bro. Yeah. Vintage is forever. Vintage is forever because it just keeps recycling. That's what I'm saying. It's the best... It's the best...

we call it ergonomic wise it's the best spiritual wise low key the only thing that's weird about it is I just wish there was a you know in the library when you get the book

the book receipt and you see all the people that had the book. I just wish clothes came with that just so I can see who had it. I'm going to have to start incorporating that stuff. Yo, that would be so dope if you could see who wore it years ago and how many people wore it, how many times it's been passed through. I just think it's cool. Not that it's gross. I would actually want to enjoy the history of it, you know?

Maybe luxury brands could do that because they have the money to maybe give you that paper. Oh, here it is. Because remember we got... Oh, no. I don't want to talk about that. But it was like a scam. Yeah. But if you give me a certificate with my name on it and all the history of it, yo, I feel way more better. It's like a customer experience. You know what I mean? Like a certificate. Yeah. That's cool, yo. I hope they get that experience somehow again. Yeah. Because...

I remember going through the school library, picking up, let's say, a comic. And I look at the card and I'm like, oh, who read this? And I go find them at Reese's. Like, yo, yo, you read this too? And we talk about it and shit. What is that experience for kids now? Damn, I guess still that, but it's not as common maybe. Or what is that experience for us now as in our age? Oh, like that type of joy? Yeah. Fuck.

I guess it's just you have to talk. You have to get so deep with someone for them to tell you stuff that would be a secret. Yeah, like I didn't know that he had anxiety, but he told me. Yeah, you know what I mean? That might be what it is. That's so bad. Yeah, it's bad stuff, but that's what it is now. Because nobody has like a... There's no receipt no more. We're very locked off. And we always say like, oh, you can't get in my circle. Well, why not?

why not oh i have a question for you now yeah oh i have a question okay if people had that bookmark thing in the in the public libraries with the receipt of every person that they've you know dealt with been in contact with whatever if they had it and you could read it in a specific way like oh this is the person they dated this is a person they they were friends with blah blah yeah would society be better or worse

It would probably... Nah, that's bad. It would probably be worse. Because... Because we... Because there's a certain line of knowing too much and knowing too little. I think society would be better. No, no, no. Get me, yo. Check this out, though. I don't know. It wouldn't feel natural. Like, at the same time, it wouldn't feel natural. But if you bag it like this, like...

Now, you won't just go around and start making mistakes that you don't care about because you think, oh, nobody's going to find out. Get me? No, no, no. Okay. But at the same time, say I read that this person has something. Okay. And I take advantage of that person. Oh, with the connections of people? Yeah. No. Remember you said your receipts with everything on it? Not everything. Not ingredients. I'm not saying like...

But like they're about... I'm just saying people... No, people they've been in contact with, people they dated. Shit like that. Okay, maybe, yeah. Maybe it would be better. I think life would be better, low-key. Because then there's no excuse. Like if you decided to do shit bad, then you did that, you know? And you have to own up to it. It should be like that anyway. That's true. To be honest. Yeah. Like own up to what you did. You know what I mean? You can learn from it, yes. You're allowed to be forgiven. You're supposed to forgive people regardless. But...

It sucks more when you pretend that shit never happened. That's what irks me. It irks me when you try to deceive people.

That's the worst in my opinion. Yeah. No, there was, yo, fam, I have to tell you this story about this streamer who did like his girlfriend so terrible, right? And the thing is, it's not about what happened on the stream. Yeah. It's the fact that he hid everything with a stream. So really back this. So the stream was going on? Yeah. So look, so I think, I don't know if you probably never heard him, but his name was like something vote for Saxton. Saxton.

And his main thing was going on and reviewing toys. And the off chance, he would play games on his stream. So on, I think it was December 18th, near Christmas or on Christmas, he named it the Night of Christmas Violence.

What the f*ck? And already that title is mad sus, right? And he said at the beginning of the stream, he was like talking to his camera, "Yo guys, Chad, due to technical difficulties, I might not be able to chat with you guys." Okay, that's another very strange thing. And the chat noticed that whenever he was streaming, he would implement the word "Natalie" weirdly into his conversations.

That wasn't even... The name, just the name. Random, right? So everyone was like, okay, let's just watch him during the stream. When people were typing, he wasn't responding. He was talking about different things. Yeah. Right? The whole stream didn't know that while the stream was going on, he was actually murdering his girlfriend. Yeah.

- Because... - That way he wasn't showing it. - Yeah, he wasn't showing it. Because he thought he was smart. And if I'm streaming... - Oh, that's crazy! - The police would never know... - That's your alibi. - Yes. - That's mad. - Because... Oh look, police. I was here at this time. It's live. It was a pre-recording.

That's crazy. The only reason why he got caught is because in the stream, he would give clues of what he was going to do because he was so mad. He was like, He was thinking about that shit. It was too on his head. He was like, I'm going to go get her. Shit like that. Damn. He was like, I fucking hate Natalie.

That's crazy. That's that's 3d chest is but his his maniac side got the best of him because he was kind of going crazy during his Pre-recorded street. Yeah, but if you can't hide it. Yeah, but if he kept its saying, oh, yeah, he would probably get away with that It was what yo theory. Do you think there's a celebrity out there an actor specifically? Yeah, that's actually Weird as shit that is low-key a serial killer. Well, we had never find out because they're that good of an actor. I

That's crazy. Has there ever been a thing of that? I don't think there's ever been a case like that, really. Because they're just too good. Because what if they're too good? What if they're too good, bro? And they have the money and the things to protect it from it. Yo, that's...

Oh, there's this thing going around the media. You know how big celebrities, like they, they make, they make song titles based on like, uh, uh, maybe like their boyfriend, uh, to take away from all the news about their boyfriend. Oh really? Yeah. So it's like Ariana would make something about my ex boyfriend. There would be no more news. Everybody would want to, uh,

look at her song rather than all the news about her drama with her boyfriend. That's smart, actually. That's why there's the Taylor Swift thing. The only reason why she had Travis Kelsey was because I think her old boyfriend was named like Jet. And a team in the NFL is the New York Jets. So imagine all the football stuff is now related to Taylor and Travis Kelsey in the NFL. The keywords. No longer to Jet.

That's smart. That's super smart. Yeah. Yo, that's crazy. That's why like the Disney and Frozen, that was the main example. Disney Frozen. Just make a movie about Frozen. We'll never think about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Y'all don't watch No Jumper anymore. Y'all just jump and jump. That's fucked.

Now respects the respect. That's where it comes from. Yeah, not that that's where it comes from. But that's where the OGs like started. Exactly. I mean, honestly, if there was no who do you think is your number one? If they didn't exist, I probably wouldn't be like this. Who's your number one? That's a great question. It's fucked to say, but you already know, but Ian Conner, but none of the allegation side, just straight art side. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't be I wouldn't be thing.

Who I am. Because at the same time, I've always wanted to live his life. You know what I mean? Just big influencer kids notice me. You know what I mean? Besides Jesus...

And I don't want to put it in the same breath. Okay, we can y'all have to restart your No, no, but like it's true though like like it's my honest answer No, but like okay, but But obviously I don't wanna put in the same breath. Yeah as a celebrity. So yeah, so I celebrity that that kind of carved me Gary Vee

I remember you had your Gary Vee thing. Big time. I probably wouldn't be such a goal. Isn't that why you dropped out of school? I wouldn't be a hustler like that if it wasn't for Gary Vee. That is true. But even before that, who was... This guy said Jesus. I was like, fuck, I messed up. Fuck, we gotta go again. Yo, I did the M-send. Wait, hold on.

For those that didn't get the joke, our friend Emson was emceeing at the Spider-Man thing. Bro, funny as, yo, Emson, I love you, fam. But as soon as you messed up the beginning and you're like, wait, hold on. You broke the fourth barrier. Like, my body was like this. Relax. You did a good job. You did a great job. You did a great job. I love Emson. You did a great job, fam.

No, but honestly, besides that, I think just Gary Vee. But if you think about it, like childhood, childhood, when we're the most susceptible, and this is like crazy to say, but literally Spider-Man. Actually, like no joke, no word of line, no bias, actually Spider-Man. That's tough. But who do you think is your fictional? Okay, fictional...

You said Spongebob way back. I remember that. But also, I was a big Timmy Turner guy. Really? Timmy Turner? Yeah. That's interesting. I don't know why, but maybe I wanted to become... I wanted to have fairly godparents, to be honest. I wanted everything I wanted to be granted to me. Word. Yeah.

Yeah, that is interesting. Maybe that's why I became a spoiled kid. Because fucking... Timmy Turner was spoiled? Timmy Turner was spoiled, man. No, really. Really, I think every kid wanted to live his life. I actually didn't. Really? I didn't like Fairly Oddparents as much. I like the show, yeah. Yeah. But character-wise, I messed with Jimmy Neutron. Nah, I didn't want to fucking be Jimmy Neutron. Yeah, I wanted to be that smart. But I wasn't that smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could like, you know...

Street smart it. It's not the same. It's definitely not the same. But Jimmy Neutron was probably mine for that kind of genre. And Caillou. But it was weird because Caillou's whiny as shit, but I'm not like that. I think it's more just of he had playtime, I guess. But I feel like Caillou did have an impact on everybody's childhood, though. Yeah. Yeah.

Or Toopie and Binu. Toopie and Binu 2 were very underrated and isn't looked upon like that. They had a movie. No one knew that their movie came out.

True. Yeah. Yeah, no one remembers Tooby. But Tooby and Binu were probably the most, fam, was it? Yeah, it was Binu, right? The one that doesn't talk? He said the most without saying nothing. He was the most happy, creative, without saying nothing. Come on, bro. I want to live like Binu. Yo, okay, theory right now. Yeah. Who do you think is the cartoon, what do you call it? Most popular followed. Most popular followed.

and everyone got influenced by the most you think spongebob? 100 i don't think there is another one i'm saying archetype wise though like they turned out like that person what do you think is one of the most popular like they turned out like them? this is a crazy take but i wanna say zack and cody i think a lot of us turned out like either zack or cody i thought you were talking cartoon only oh yeah that's cartoon my bad let's go cartoon okay

If we're talking real, yo, you know what? I don't think it's cartoon. I think it's actually live action. Okay. Because girls, for girls, it would be a cat. Bare people wanted to be like her from- From Victorious? No, from- Oh, yeah, Victorious. Yeah, Victorious. Really? Everyone wanted to be like her? Bare girls, yo, they started speaking like her. They started acting like airheaded like her. Really? I swear, bro. Okay, damn. I swear. No.

No but Zack and Cody is true though. Cause it was the perfect two. It was the nerdy kid or the cool. Yeah you either turned out like that or you turned out like that. And there was a lot. But before that? I don't know still. Now we're digging deep. Okay what's the first cartoon you ever watched? First cartoon. I think Little Bear was my first. That I could recall. Bernstein Bear was probably my first. Or... No. Yeah yeah it was Bernstein. Something old bro.

I think Little Bear is older. You remember Little Bear? No, I don't even remember Little Bear. Okay, there's got to be something even...

Do you remember the meat? Ah, fuck. The two puppets. When Nickelodeon was in its puppet era. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Mr. Meaty. Yeah, Mr. Oh my god. Yeah, that's crazy. A lot of people don't know about that. But Mr. Meaty, when the goth girl. That's nightmare fuel. Fam, the goth girl episode when, oh no, no. When the girl came out of the meat thing and she had a wig on. Fam, that scarred me for life, bro. Like, I was like, yo, what the fuck is this? Like,

Okay, leave down in the comments who you think we... Oh, yo. Danny Phantom's up there, low key. Oh, yeah. Danny Phantom's up there. All right, leave down in the comments who you think me or Gavin ended up becoming like cartoon-wise. Oh, that's crazy. Who do you think we ended up becoming like cartoon-wise? Like, there's a lot of characters, especially... You gotta look back at early 2000s. Fuck. Shit, there's, like, superhero ones. There's, like, just comedy ones. Jake Long, feel me? There's a lot. Yeah.

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