EP.166 - DARK WILLY WONKA THEORY, SCARY SIMPSONS PREDICTION & BLACKPINK CULT MUSIC VIDEO
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What are you playing? 2K. Because you know like when you get like the stages where you're not really that good but you're really getting good at the game. You're like grinding. I'm like right there. You know what I mean?

Honestly, I can't blame you, fam. Yeah, like, everybody has their fun. Everybody has their fun. Everybody has their fun still. Like, to be honest, if you think about it, playing games is still good for your brain because as long as, like, you're still working shit and you're trying to, like, process... The best games to play, yo, you know what elderly people, they actually... Stoku. Yo, they keep their mentality, they keep their brain going because they play stuff. Facts. And a lot of them...

There's some older folk on TikTok and shit. Yo, they're straight up playing Minecraft. Some of them are playing Fortnite. You hear about the camper dad? Oh, yeah. With the honey butter. The fresh bread with the honey butter. I love... Yo, if I was his kid, bro, I would be so happy to have him as my dad.

Yo, he's popular too. Yeah, I know. This guy's fucking popular. But they said like if you end up scrolling on TikTok at night and you see one of his videos, it's like one of those things. Oh, I think you're talking about somebody else. Huh? The guy that's playing Battlefield? Oh no, what the heck? I'm talking about the Honey Butter guy. Who's Honey Butter? The guy that goes with his son and he camps with his son. Maybe that's what it is. Wait, I'm talking about Fortnite camping.

Oh, what the heck? I thought you were talking about real camping. No, no, no. Okay, yeah. No, okay, so there's this old guy that plays Fortnite, and he's like on the top leaderboards in the world of Fortnite ranked. But what he does, he chooses the skin that's like a bush. It looks like a bush. Yeah, yeah. He just camps in a bush like all game. Oh, yeah, I've seen him on TikTok. Never mind. Yeah, I have seen this guy too. What? Yo, just recently. He got a win, a lie? No, he got nerfed.

Why? So you know how Fortnite, they just changed the new circle? Yeah. And at the very end, it spawns different areas. Okay, yeah. And also, how there's like the...

medallions he didn't know what that was yeah so he started losing bro he's like wait this wasn't in last season but bro it like broke my heart because you can tell where a person is with a medallion yeah it kind of it kind of broke my heart because i'm like damn yeah he was winning he was winning they nerfed him facts now tiktok live though is getting really weird because it's like i've seen also a streamer where he would have like um because people stream on on tiktok for growth yeah right because twitch you can't like grow naturally there right

So one girl set up a cam of her in the middle. On the top is her Fortnite gameplay. And on the bottom, fam, is her feet. There's a feet cam. So she would... People would be commenting, Oh, yeah, I love your feet. So when she's excited, she's like... When she's shooting, she starts curling that shit up. Yo. It's actually kind of smart. But it's sad to see society go down badly. It's sad to see us go down. Yo, I think...

The problem is, is because it's like, it's so in front of us and it keeps working regardless. So how do you stop going down a path when mans don't want to stop? It's brain rot, bro. That's why like the video games thing is good because if I wasn't playing video games, I would be scrolling on TikTok. It's just rotting my brain. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I think, I think there's a positive thing as long as like you're on the right side of it. You know what they took out and I was kind of cheesed? What?

They used to have like a learning option on TikTok. Oh, yeah. Back in the day, like there was an option you can hit and it would just only be learning content. Yeah. But they took it out. Now it's so crazy. It's like they incorporated, you know, when you put up the comments and then there's like a suggestion if you want to learn more about it. Oh, really? Yeah. But it's usually just like, say there was a video of like, say, what's that girl from...

Stranger Things? Millie Bobby. Millie Bobby. And there's any video of her, you put the comments up and the next search is Millie Bobby ass or it's like Millie Bobby. Oh, because it shows the search. Yeah. It's like, what do you want to search after? Yeah. And it's always sexual. I know. It's always a recoil or something. Billie Eilish recoil or something. Yeah. It's always something like that, bro.

Yo, I remember I told you the Kellogg's theory. It's not even a theory. This is true. Okay. How Kellogg's cereal was made to make people stop masturbating. Oh, yeah. I remember that now. So there's another product. There's another food that was invented to make us stop masturbating, fam. What? Graham crackers.

Graham crackers? Yeah. So there's this guy. I forgot his exact name. Something Graham. That's the latest name. That's the latest name. But he invented a diet to stop. So this was his thing. At the time, I think this is when smoking started becoming so popularized and drinking became a really bad problem. So he had to invent something that's like, damn, what can I do to make people stop

urging to do things, right? Including masturbation and shit. So he made this thing called the graham cracker. And the graham cracker was supposed to taste literally like nothing. So it's not like what we have now. It's supposed to be the most blandest shit ever. I mean, it kind of doesn't taste like anything. Yeah. So the goal was you eat that and it kind of resets you to becoming on a plane of like,

You know how when you're too overstimulated, everything is a high. Everything is a high. Everything is a high. So it brings you down to earth. What the? Like that was the sole purpose of a graham cracker. That was the sole purpose of a graham cracker. For you to eat it, it being so fucking bland that you'll be okay with just chilling with just like shit stuff. Word. Word.

Just boring and bland stuff. Yeah, I didn't know that. So you don't need no excitement. Yeah. Do you get overstimulated very easily if you're in a public setting? Overstimulated? I don't know. I get overstimulated if I play too much games or if I watch too much shit. If there's too much going on, like TikTok, for example, if you scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, this is...

hits up your dopamine like that, yeah, you overstimulate. There's a theory that you can't like how to easily overstimulate parents. So it's like, supposedly you can't be loud randomly two times in a row. Why? So there's a bit in front of your parents because they'll be overstimulating because they're old and stuff, right? Yeah. So there's videos going around where a person will just hide their camera and the mom will just be right there just minding her business and they'll be like, this little boy. Oh, yeah. And then she'll be like,

And then like nothing happens. And then the second time they'll always be like this little, and then you're like, nope, nope, stop. You can't do that. Like right away. - So two is the threshold. - Yeah, two is the threshold. You can't be loud randomly. - I've seen one of those vids actually. I've seen one of those vids. - There's so many. You should try it on your parents, Loki. - So if, do you think that only works for older people or is that? - I think so, yeah.

I feel like if just anybody did that, I'd be like, what the fuck, though? Oh, yeah, two times? Loki would do that shit, too. If we're in a quiet place and it's unordinary that you just said that, yeah, I would low-key be over-simulating. Yo, I'm curious. Nah, I'm not going to say it. That's weird, no. I was just saying something crazy. Okay, okay. No, but you know, you have those friends that, like, they test the limits and shit.

Of what? There's some friends that test limits, you know? Yeah, being annoying? Like, annoying-wise? So, I have a cousin. And he likes to push it and then see where the barrier is. Okay, yeah.

Are we talking about like fruity? You know what I mean? No, I'm not even saying that. I'm not even saying that. I'm just saying like, just like be a dick. Oh, for real. Just be annoying. Just be annoying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think... I don't know. Probably not. But do you think older people, they're low-key just us. They're just like tamed, right? Tamed? What do you mean by that? So back to this. I don't know what I'm getting with this. But...

I know for a fact my dad was definitely more annoying. Yeah, obviously. When he was a kid. When he was young, yeah. Because he's still kind of annoying now. Can you hear that? Let me get to my point. Yeah, I guess. This guy's just about to violate old people. I know. I'm trying to say that like a nice... We have old viewers too, man. No, no. Back it like this. Right? Do you ever wonder what your parents were like

At our age. And you think you would, like, hang with them and stuff? Oh. Because I wonder... Like, no offense, but I wonder if there's, like, certain old people I've met, if I had them in my life right now at our age, they would be... They would be... Really? Would I really... Would I rate them? Yeah. No.

I feel like if you really deep it, there's some people that you can only mess with them at their age now. If you met them at our age or younger, it's like, yo, do I rate these guys? No, when you brought that question up, it was all of the cool uncles. All I thought about was the cool uncles. But if they were your age now...

Would you rate them? I guess it would be lively. It would but I don't know. You get me though right? Cause there's like a... It's hard seeing your parents in that light. Yeah. There's a movie that just came out recently. It's called The Boy and the Heron. You ever heard about it? It's Studio Ghibli. Oh yeah. So every... At least The Boy and the Heron and very similar was Spirited Away. Yeah. Dog.

These movies are fucking fever dreams bro. I know yeah. Yo but it was such a fever dream to watch it. There's one part in the movie where um the boy he he's obviously like in um in a different realm right? And he meets this girl and this girl she's like she can control fire. Yeah. Check this out. What happens? His mom when his mom died she died in a fire. Yo. What?

It's revealed in the movie that the girl that he met is his mom, but at a young age. And then I was watching like, holy fuck. I'm pretty sure I have had a dream exactly like this where I met my mom as a younger self in a dream. Now, I asked like a whole bunch of other people and they said the same thing. Yo, I think I did dream of something similar like that. Of having like a parent and meeting them...

At your age. No, that's crazy. In a dream. Yeah. A lot of people have a common dream with it. Like you remember it specifically? No, just like that feeling of it. Okay. But leave down in the comments if you guys had a similar dream because apparently it's like a phenomena. Like a lot of people had a similar dream where they remember like their parents younger but they didn't know it was them at the time.

It's just like in there. Where did you meet your mom in your dream? Do you remember? I don't remember. I know for sure. Yeah, I know for sure. Like I had a dream like that. No, I've never heard of that still. Do you think that, do you think the boy in the heron was better than Spirited Away? Or no? Because I want to watch it, but I don't want to be like, I don't want the expectation to like, you know what I mean? I don't know if it's,

better it's just as good i would say it's just as good because i'm die hard like i'll die on that hill like everything you think it's better than i actually don't even like spirit away that much really yeah crazy right no i could watch it like it's like always be my maybe i can watch it like multiple times or i can't do that for spirit away bro oh did you watch uh the new the willy wonka one the wonka yeah the wonka i haven't yet you haven't no okay so there's a dark willy wonka theory i don't know if you bagged this but willy wonka in the movie yeah is actually a serial killer did we talk about this

Oh, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I don't know, but it sounds familiar. It sounds familiar? Because if you really back it, like Willy Wonka, when you think about his character, he never like is a good energy spirit guy. He always has this like weird, like evil tone to him. He's like always smiling. When the kids go missing. Yeah, when the kids go missing. So the whole point of the golden ticket was to bait these kids into the factory so he can do these little traps and kill them. So I'm going to read it out to you. Although this might ruin a lot of people's...

thing on Willy Wonka. Oh, and all these kids, if you didn't notice, they represent a type of sin. Oh, word. Yeah, yeah. So, Gloop, the fat kid, because of gluttony, he didn't just fall into the chocolate river by accident. Willy Wonka pushed him. And if you... Okay, just... Wait, he got pushed? No, but just bag it. There's no... Like, in the movie...

all these alleged accidents there's no like evidence of like who did it or if they survived after so this is just all theory you know what I mean that he's a serial killer the next one the selfish one she wasn't attacked by Skrulls on accident Willy Wonka actually targeted her

Violet, the impatient one. She wasn't turned into a blueberry by mistake. She was intoxicated on purpose by Willy Wonka. So all of these little traps in the factory was actually meant for those kids to do it. It's like Squid Game. It was Squid Game. Because the last one was the one to keep and control the chocolate factory. That's crazy. And then Mike, the obsessive one. He wasn't the...

you know when he was reduced by the ray? Yeah. That wasn't bad luck. This was all intentional. So the conclusion is that, you know how Willy Wonka knows all these traps. People are saying that you only would develop that skill if you did something while you were young. So people are saying, Willy Wonka is the home alone guy grown up since he knows all these traps. Kevin McAllister. Kevin McAllister. It's just a fan theory though. Oh.

Because he likes seeing people in pain and shit. Exactly, yeah. That's really interesting because I never really bagged it and started to think about it more. Like, each one of those kids, it was all a test. Yeah. Because to take...

Because in a sense like Willy Wonka, he kind of is like a kid mindset. So he knew exactly. Yeah, but to test each one and find out which one's like misbehaving or which one has like the wrong attributes and traits. Like are they gonna be jealous? Are they gonna be like, oh, take too much. That's what I'm saying. That was all test for him to pick the best one. Yeah, exactly. Now...

It's very similar to Kung Fu Panda. We talked about the last episode. Like two hours ago. Yeah, literally. Yo, check this out. So there's a theory that Tai Lung in Kung Fu Panda, he wasn't denied the scroll. What? He just failed the test. What?

No way. Yo, check this out. The guy's the GOAT, fam. How is he feeling? Tylong failed the test. So the actual test was for him to be denied the scroll and take it with humility. But he didn't.

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Oh, so it was one of those mental tests. Yeah, it was a mental test. Like he passed all the physicals, but he's like, nah, this might be a trick. It's a mental test. Okay. Because if he was to say like, yeah, give me it right away, or he was to be mad because he was denied, that means he thinks too highly of himself and that he can't still learn. Oh.

So it's like that Master Oogway shit of like, you're never too good enough. That would have pissed me off. You could always be better. That would have pissed me off. So that mindset and that humility would have made him the real dragon warrior. Yeah. So wait, is there a scene where he denies it or no? It's just like conspiracy. No, no, no. There's a scene like where...

He was supposed to get it and Master Oogway said no. Oh, okay, okay. And then it was because he saw like, oh, he thinks he's too good. He thinks he's too sick. And even, yeah. And even when they were fighting in the last battle, the one we talked about, he was trying, like when he put the guy in the, I think it was a chokehold. He was like, yo, I need that scroll. I need that scroll. Yeah. He just wanted it that bad. Yeah, facts. I think there's a, what's it called? Fuck, I forgot. Nevermind. Yeah.

Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind. I forgot. I totally forgot. I have a quick theory on the... If you were weird as a child, you watched the Naked Animals. Do you remember that? Almost Naked Animals? I feel like you were the type to watch that. I watched a lot of it, bro. I feel like any kid who watched that grew up with a weird side to them. There's a lot of those forgotten shows, bro. Yeah, I know. One of them, do you remember... Do you remember fucking Sidekick? You ever heard of that? Sidekick? Show me.

It's forgotten. This is so forgotten, bro. Look at this shit. You remember that? Oh, yeah. Yo, this is deep in the files, bro. It is, it is. Sidekick is deep in the files. Oh, Scaredy Squirrel 2. I forgot about that one. Scaredy Squirrel. There's another one. The cat and the... It's the purple cat. I don't know if you remember that one. Purple cat? Kid vs. Cat? Kid vs. Cat, yeah. Yeah, Kid vs. Cat went crazy. Leave down in the comments what y'all's hidden shows were. There's another one. Fucking...

You know the robot? Teenage robot? There's another one though. Robot kid. Show me it. Robot boy. That's what it is. Robot boy. Roly-poly-oly was definitely a banger. This shit. Oh yeah, I remember this. I remember drawing this. This guy was super popular to draw.

Yeah. That's funny. Okay, okay. I have a theory for you. Okay. It's not a theory. Okay. It's more of like a origin, like a dark origin. Okay. But this is like, this is real lore. There's not like no made up shit. So this is the dark origin of Chuck E. Cheese. Chuck E. Cheese. And Chuck E. Cheese like official lore. Yeah. It's canon fam. This is real. Isn't it like Five Nights at Freddy's or no? Nothing like that. No, nothing like that. Really? So this is the origin of Chuck the Mouse. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

and how he became chucky cheese check this out so the story goes chuck the mouse so chuck the mouse he was actually a homeless mouse and he was like on the streets of new york city yeah now back this

He loved singing. That was like his thing. So he's a panhandler? No, he wasn't a panhandler. He was like a homeless mouse, right? Looking for somewhere to live and shit. But what he did, because he loved the smell of pizza, he would wait outside of like a pizzeria. Oh, I think I heard of this. You heard about this? Yeah. This is real like Chuck E. Cheese. This is like legitimate. And one day,

When he was chilling like outside the pizzeria, he decided to like sing.

because I don't know he was like humming and whatever and the pizza shop guy is like you know you can sing alright still I'm gonna hire you I'm gonna hire you to sing like in the pizza shop so he hires him and one thing that he really loved he actually grew up in like an orphanage and he didn't he never knew like his birthday but every time one of the orphan kids like it was their birthday his favorite thing was to sing happy birthday so

So all ties together. Now at the pizzeria, on his first day of the job, he decided to sing and like, "I'mma sing a song." You know what I mean? Yo, he's getting booed and shit. Like nobody likes him. Like, "Yo, get this, get this chuck out of here." Blah, blah, blah. Until he saw a boy with a birthday crown on and he decided to sing "Happy Birthday."

And since he never had a birthday, and since the only thing he ever loved was singing happy birthday to the kids at the orphanage, that was the only song that really hit because it came from the soul. And he sang the best happy birthday ever. Damn, so that's where it came from, eh?

There's no way there's a homeless mouse fam. This is like fiction then. No, this is like this is Chuck E Cheese lore. Like the Chuck E Cheese like official story. This is it. A homeless mouse? I swear mouse have homes? Don't rationalize that shit fam. Don't rationalize that shit. You're right. You're right. We're conspiracy curious. If you do bag it though,

That's actually a good point. Yeah, the whole world is their home. You know what I mean? That's a good point still, but there's a dwelling at least. Yeah, I guess, yeah. But at the same time, it's like... No, that's fucked to say. That's actually fucked to say. What, how? You can't say the whole world. You can't say a homeless man, the whole world is your home. It is. No, but it low-key is. It low-key is. Tell that to a homeless man. That's fucked. That's crazy. That's some Disney shit. That's crazy shit. It's like the whole world is your home.

Yo, that's crazy. Don't make me look like a bad guy because I'm not talking about a human. I'm talking about a mouse. A mouse, you can inhabit anything you want. A human, obviously, you can't walk into another. That's actually fucked.

I see it all. Yo, bro, it's so funny because I was turning the corner and like, obviously, it's getting super cold, right? Yeah. So, I didn't expect like that door that we opened just to get outside that there's like, before you enter that you need the clicker in. Oh, somebody's there. Yeah, somebody's there. So, you're just sitting there like this, this homeless guy. And I turn the corner and my girl goes,

She didn't think. I was like, oh, fuck. And then he got scared too. But I was like, no, no, we should get him at least Starbucks or some coffee. You know what I mean? Because I felt so bad.

Because imagine just trying to just trying to just survive bro. And someone's like, ah, no, because it's pretty tough. I'm not gonna lie. It is. It is. It's actually tough, bro. Imagine being a rat in real life too. Fam, no, that's super easy, bro. Look at Ratatouille, fam. Look at his path to greatness. Do you know the Ratatouille theory? Not the one about like him being a chef. No. There's a theory. Because you know how every like Disney movie, especially the animated ones, they all have a what?

A princess, right? Okay. Oh, was it the- Or a prince. Yeah. Yo, Remy from Ratatouille is a prince. Prince of what? The rats. Check this out. Check this out. What? So, bang it, bang it. Yo, yo. So, check this out. Because in the beginning of the film, if you really take it in, all of these rats, they all follow Remy's dad.

Remember? Remy's dad was like the- Oh, he was the head honcho. Yeah, he was head honcho, bro. I remember that. Remy was one of the first Disney princes. I get that. He's an OG Disney prince. Because if his dad is like the leader of the pack, that makes him the prince. Mmm.

Now where does Chuck E Cheese get into that? Like where is he in the rankings? Is Chuck E Cheese the oldest? No, that's actually so fucked. Justice for Chuck E Cheese. I'm gonna lie, Chuck E Cheese granted so many kids out there so many happy memories and now that shit has turned into like some next thing. Like you know when like he came out with like the cards and the coins? Yeah. And like he would just rain and like everyone would be on the ground like... Did you ever get to do the ticket thing in the Shield? Yeah.

No, what? Oh, you never got to do that? Like a hurricane type thing? Okay, so back this. There was... Yeah, it was like a hurricane. It was like a shielded thing. Oh, no, that only happened if... Like a phone booth. Yeah, if that was your birthday, right? Yeah, it was your birthday. Yeah, okay, no. I never went there on my birthday specifically by seeing people do it. Oh.

I know there's a life hack. My bad. There's a life hack. If you show up to Chuck E. Cheese at a certain time, I think if you're early. Yeah. If you're early to Chuck E. Cheese, all of the machines, they have tons of tickets just printed out. Oh, because the last people didn't get out. No, they tested it. During the day, they just test it, but they leave the tickets out for whoever wants. Yeah, I didn't know that.

But there's a new scary Simpsons theory that I see. And you know that the Simpsons predict a lot. So before I tell you that, I'm going to say what the scientists have said recently. And they said that we're going to experience a solar storm.

AKA, internet apocalypse. Yeah, because you need like disruptions and shit. Yeah, exactly. So during the solar storm, it could either last a month or years. It's like COVID. We don't know where it ends, but you know what I mean? We don't know who decides that, right? But they've been saying that the sun has been getting super active and they've been finding holes, super big holes in the sun that have been causing these solar storms in different parts of the world right now, right? Yeah.

And the Simpsons, which is so crazy, it's a new episode. In 2024, they predicted this. So I'll give you the actual episode so they don't know I'm capping. So in season 24, episode 9, Homer Simpson is in a bunker and he's preparing for like a doomsday thing with Marge.

And she's like, they're setting up all the rice, all the beans. Because they're like, we don't know how long this is going to take place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then over Springfield, the solar storm happens. Electricity is gone. Wi-Fi is gone. They have to live in that bunker. This is in 2024, fam. And it's happening right now. Damn, so they predict that shit. We don't know. It hasn't happened yet. But you know how they predict stuff. No, because, yo, you heard what happened recently. Just two weeks ago, I think,

over 10 billionaires, 10 of the most known billionaires have bought bunkers. Mark Zuckerberg is building like a huge bunker right now in Hawaii. With like 10 floors, right? Crazy amounts of floors and shit. And apparently like he's making it so big that it's pretty much a civilization. What? Yeah. Like you can live there with like a few different people, like almost a few different households. Yeah. Damn.

Damn, bro. To be honest, if you have that much money, why not? Yeah, right? And this is what they say, but people had to sign NDAs to work on his bunker. Okay. Yeah. And one of the things that got leaked out was they put cars underneath. Why? Why?

Exactly. So this is my theory. This is my theory. What if all of these billionaires, they've built like their underground bunker city and then they have like a highway that can connect to everybody's all around. So they still have access to each other. Because imagine if you're homies and you have all the money in the world, bro. If I build my bunker, you build yours, we might as well be able to connect to shit, you know?

And like since the gas and stuff might be a thing, Tesla is going to become really popular too. Maybe that's why Elon created the first Tesla because he knew if this shit ever happens, what are people going to buy first? The first thing that we can repair by ourselves doesn't need a lot of gas. We can go... True.

You know what I mean? But like you watched that movie though. Yeah, the Leave Us Behind? Yeah, so the Teslas were the ones that first to go though. That was the first ones to fuck up. Really? Because the cyber attack made them like useless. I guess, yeah. If it's in that way. Yeah, in that way like it's useless. Yeah, true.

That's messed up, though. Because imagine, like, you're a dark web hacker. Yeah. And you drive him aside in, like, a Tesla. Like, yo, fuck, this guy, like, cut me off. Just hack some shit quick. No, that's crazy. Yo, that's messed up. Yeah. Because that could be real, to be honest. And it's, like, even if you own it. Fuck, never mind. I don't know. Yeah, on some, like, watchdog shit. I was going to say that, yeah. Like, on some watchdog shit, maybe if you learn how to do it, you can...

I don't know. You don't want to do it? No, that's far. Like, in the manual, we don't know. Like, if you buy a Tesla, there's another manual, but just for straight evil shit. Like, how to do another person's thing. Oh, my God. Because if you know how to fix your own or hack your own, you definitely know how to hack another person's. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know, there's a Simpsons theory that everyone in the Simpsons, they're actually, like, geniuses.

geniuses and lisa you know how lisa she's like the smart one yeah she's just the only one that accepted her being a genius so every single one of them is a genius if you really take it in marge every time she has like a problem especially with the family with the kids she finds a solution and gets it solved that same episode like this now the kid is

The kid, Maggie? Yo, you can already tell she's a genius. She's able to do shit that regular babies can't. She still has a pacifier and she's able to operate weapons. Yeah. Feel me? Homer, when he's not, he's kind of like the Patrick thing.

he's actually smart but he pretends to be dumb type of thing what? so okay like if you knock him out then like he'll wake up and he'll be smart no not that but he'll accidentally do shit that works out to be smart like what? like for example one time he had a he had like a machine to fix right? yeah

He accidentally got it fixed, but what if he's actually a genius? Yeah, he just hides it. Bart, I can already tell is a smart kid. Bart is a genius. Why? Because all of the pranks he does, it's elaborate. And yet, it would take people that can really, really think about this shit to make it work. But he just does it naturally. Damn. So each one of them are geniuses. It's only Lisa. Lisa's the only one that's like, I'm smart.

But all of them are, I guess, like too humble. Low-key, I found a pattern where like all the evil kids, in order to be evil, you really need to be like smart and quick-witted, to be honest. To be evil? Yeah, because it's like, yo, bro, if you're Bart and you're causing all these troubles, you need to find a game plan to find a way out and who are you going to blame right after? Like if you really bag it, evil or mean kids, or not mean kids, evil kids like with like

I don't know like weird intentions. But Loki very smart. Loki? No, you know what? You were an evil kid. You were a bad kid. I was a bad kid. Yeah, bad kids are smart still. Yeah, okay. Not evil kids. I don't know. Yeah, not evil kids. I want to say there's like a lot of evil kids out there. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, yeah. But there definitely are some bad kids. But I think...

I think the thing about bad kids is they break rules. That's what it is. Like, that's what you can consider a bad kid. But sometimes, like, rules are meant to be broken, though. You know? Sometimes, like, to be greater than what is, you have to break rules. Because if the rules have been set for so long and then this is, like, the capacity and this is, like...

the playing field right here, the moment you break the rules, it's a new different ballgame. You can take that shit somewhere else. Nowadays, like, as a kid, I feel like you wouldn't get beat, but mans would get cancelled low-key. Cancel your kid? In this generation. You're gonna cancel your kid? Yeah, cancel your kid, bro. You can't. No, bro. Yes! You're gonna cancel your kid? That's...

Like if you did something really bad on the news, fam, that kid's canceled. I feel like, no, that's not even me saying that. That's what the population would say. Yo, that's crazy. Imagine there's some moms out there. Like maybe not right now, but maybe in the future. They're so deep into like Twitter culture. They cancel their kid on Twitter. You know what my kid said today?

Canceling your own kid is crazy. Nah, setting up for failure, fam. But there was a... I don't know if you've seen Addison Rae recently. She got canceled too. By what? By making the Holy Trinity bikini. Oh, yeah. That's a long time ago. That happened a while ago, I think. Really? I think so. Oh, somebody said it was recent to me because I had just seen the ad campaign. So it was...

father son and then right in the thing it was holy spirit and like it was a collaboration taken with adidas bro wait adidas that's adidas yeah that's an adidas collaboration no no no so everybody was saying that uh the addison ray collaboration was a stamp into the illuminati for her because she uh she took these like satanic things and yeah implemented into the big corporation you heard what happened with like kat williams just now right

Oh yeah, I've seen that. The interview. He had an interview and he was like breaking everything down with like the Illuminati and all that shit. So pretty much what he said was if you want to know if somebody's getting like in the Illuminati or being tested is a lot of black comedians, they put them in a dress.

And then that's one of the things. Cat Williams said that, fam, there's an edit, and you can look for it right now, almost every single black comedian has put on a dress. Now one of them being Kevin Hart. And Kevin Hart even made a joke about it. He's like, yo, I'll never be put in a dress. I'll never be put in a dress. This and that. Fam, Kevin Hart ended up in a dress. Really? Yeah. Why though? So it's part of what they call like a humiliation ritual, right? Fam,

If you look back at every single comedian, especially the ones that were popping for their generation, when they're on their way up, that's when they make them do it. Now, one of the biggest ones being Dave Chappelle. But Dave Chappelle didn't. He didn't. But that was when he had to leave Hollywood, remember? Because he knew there's something going on. Dave Chappelle disappeared for years.

And it was after these type of things happening. I think he was in a movie. He said this in an interview. He was in for a movie and a studio like writer came to him. He's like, oh, Dave, blah, blah. All right, we have a new skit for you. You're going to do this. You can do this. And you're going to do an address. He's like, what are you talking about?

This wasn't in the original plan, blah, blah, blah. Like, nah, you got to do it. You got to do it. Like, what are you talking about? And he just ended up leaving. Like, nah, I'm not doing it. It's Holly weird, bro. Because I've seen another video like that too where it's like they force stuff on you and you might not know it's bad, right? So like this actor, I forgot what movie it is, but there's like four kids around him, right? And they're taking a picture for like the cover.

And like the director goes over and says, oh yeah, kids sit on his lap, sit on his lap. And they're forcing him to do it. And he's like, nah, nah, nah, that kid's gonna, he's like, that kid's gonna sit right beside me. He ain't go sit on my lap. And then he tries another thing. He's like, okay, yeah, this little girl go sit on his lap too. It's just for a scene. But the guy's like, nah, I'm not doing this no more. You know what I mean? So it's like the little things that,

that they might not know. - And they're trying to like set them up too. - No, it's a setup. That's what I think. - Yeah, it's like a set of like, they get them to do weird stuff and then now that they have it on camera, they can use it against you. Like, oh yeah, you thought that was for the movie? Ah, you thought bro. - Bro, Blackpink's newest music video too, "Pink Venom" showed literally that all their followers are part of a cult fam. - No. - Did you see this? So at the beginning, already on some cult stuff,

Jisoo is in like this stage where it's like a big square and like it goes like this and she's just everybody's just watching her right and then the people that are watching her are in black cloaks and they're in VR oh some culture why VR though like I get the black yeah wait what's the VR for I don't know it's like maybe they're watching her on the screen but they're all just like this watching her play an instrument like this

in VR right? and then another throughout the video in the back it's not regular fans cheering "black pink black pink" it's like a subtle

Oh, so it's like creepy. Yeah, like a ritual type chant. You know what I mean? And then the last scene, which I knew it was fucked. Lisa, my favorite one. She was in like this pyramid with all these hieroglyphics. Yeah, hieroglyphics. Yeah, hieroglyphics around her. Yeah. And behind her was a dead tree. What's that for? So she goes to the tree. She picks out the apple from the tree. It's a black apple. Oh.

and she bites it in the music video what does that represent bro the first sin that's what I'm saying like why do they always make these music videos so like symbolic and shit that has to be on purpose man kpop is supposed to be fun no yeah why is there all this shit now

Bro, it's too like, damn, let's get real. Yeah. But like, why? Why do you have to do this shit? I don't know. I don't know. They could have done anything else. Like, they can't just like have fun no more. Feel me? Like, it all has to be like some next dark shit or like RTC that makes your toes curl with paws. Yeah. But I think what it is, honestly, it's just to get controversy. Yeah.

But even me saying that, Bagdas, even me saying that is what they want. Yeah, exactly. Like they got a clip out of me. We can submiss it as like, oh, it's just controversy. But what if there is like a darker meaning?

They want it to just be, oh, it's just controversy. No, but it's actually like meanings behind it. Yeah. We're cooked on the next level. We actually are cooked. Like two steps ahead of us. Yeah, two steps ahead. 3D chess. Like they think we know everything, but at the same time, we're telling other people. Yeah. So it's like, what do we do? You know, you know, PEZ? You know the PEZ dispensers? Oh yeah, PEZ. Don't tell me there's a TV for this. There's like...

Yeah, there's actually a theory. There's actually a theory for the PEZ dispensers. Okay. So, it's not even a theory. This is just real. This is real. But the reason PEZ dispensers were made was to make kids start smoking. What the? Oh, with a lighter? Because it intimidated the light? Check this out. So, they wanted... This is at a time when, yo, smoking? Yeah. It was even promoted as something healthy for adults to do. Word. Word.

But obviously kids couldn't smoke and I mean But what could they do to give kids that it can kind of resemble the same thing and be just as fun So Pez dispensers are made as that same like action like a lighter flick and enjoying candy But also there's a theory that it wasn't even made for that but it was actually made to make people stop smoking and

But what's weird is because it's marketed like as kids toys, right? But people are saying there's also claims like they made it for adults that they can use that activity instead of lighting up. It works just the same. So it's kind of a way like you can pick something up out of your hand instead of smoking it just like, oh, candy. Also, it works both ways. It's like it makes the adult stop what it makes the kids want to, you know?

Yeah, there's no balance. There's no balance. It's like... Because now that it's marketed kind of like a kid's thing, kids want to get into something like that. But the adults can use it to like stop. It's weird like that. Yeah, you get a little pez stick and then you get the Popeye's smoke. Remember the Popeye's sticks?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fam, you put that Pez thing? Yeah, you're set, fam. You're gonna be one of those kids on the documentaries where it's like, I started smoking when I was nine. Yo, that's crazy. You know what? I think that was the most dramatic thing. I don't know when they showed us that documentary. Did you ever watch that? When they won lunch? They would put on the smoking documentary?

No, I don't think I- Really, they didn't put- in middle school? So like, they would show what was in your throat and like your gums. Oh. And after, I could never eat like- not never, but like I couldn't eat the hot dogs and rice after because like- Because it looked like it. No, because I tried eating it after I watched it and I had that vision. Oh.

Because imagine the gums of a smoker. Oh my god. That shit is... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yucky, fam. No. Because I remember the PSAs. They're attached to a machine and stuff. That's sad. Yeah, yeah. Like with this thing right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you take it in... They really wanted everyone to be addicted to something, fam. What do you mean? If it wasn't... Yo. Because...

That time, they were kind of promoting it because they were making bread off of it. That's why. So if they could change your addiction and sell you something else, they would profit. And eventually, you know what it became? What? This is like controversial medicine. Oh, yeah, true. So they sell you the solution, but they give you the problem. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked. Like it literally came full circle because they wanted you to be addicted to something. Mm-hmm.

And eventually it became medicine. Do you think there could be a life without any addiction? I don't think that's possible. Yeah, there can be. Really? Yeah, I think with everything around you and... You can have a life with moderation for sure. I truly believe there's enough in the world for you to give attention to and not be like obsessed with. Really? Yeah, I truly believe that.

Because I feel like addiction is part of life. You know what's crazy? Do you know cheese is just addictive as opiates? Cheese? Yeah. There's certain cheese that makes the exact same chemical reaction in your brain that opiate would. And it's because of the casein in certain dairy products, in specific cheeses. But yo, it's literally addicting and it hits the dopamine and it'll make you want to eat more and more and more. Yeah.

Now, I think it depends on like, you know, there's like cheddar that's darker. Like aged cheddar. So I think depending on the level of it is the higher amount of like casein protein in it. Okay. That gets addicting.

Really? It's a chemical reaction. Okay. So it, it isn't the way. So they inject it or they, it's just natural like that. Like just eating it is addictive. Yeah. I feel like, you know how like we always talk about how like our caviar and like fondue was like poised to sell it more.

I feel like charcuterie is also one of those. It has to be. It has to be. There's got to be a theory out there. Because there's no way... It's not a rich person thing. It is a rich person thing. No, but it became that. Yeah, it became it. So I'm like, there's no way men are just eating cheese and crackers...

on a fancy board like I could do that with Swiss cheese and thing but why do they market it like that for them to also buy the olives to also buy the you know what I mean so they spend more than just on one ingredient exactly but no one's eating a whole charcuterie board by itself you know what I mean that's true that's so weird

And it became like a fancy... Yeah. Fancy thing. Just like the lobsters. How I told you that. Yeah. Like lobsters. Nobody actually wanted that shit. But... Wait. Did I tell you this? What? So in San Francisco...

Yo, the origin of lobster is becoming a fine dining thing. It used to be something nobody wanted to eat. But I think it originated somewhere in America, but it wasn't San Francisco. They ended up serving in a restaurant. They said, oh, yo, you know this is a delicacy in San Francisco. And then that's what their marketing was like. You can only get it over there. There's a delicacy over there. Yeah.

Yo, they didn't even eat it in San Francisco until later because the popularity of lobsters came so high and the demand of it like rose so much because it was a delicacy. Because it was something only rich people eat. San Francisco started serving lobster, fam. W marketing, bro. W marketing is crazy. Yo, you know like oxtail? Uh-huh. You know oxtail, man.

Originally, that was only given to the poor people. Overall? And then now it's so expensive. If you try to buy it at the grocery, it's actually expensive now. How about bone marrow? I feel like bone marrow is also one of those things where only the poor people could access it, but they made it into a thing where it comes out the bone. It has to be that. It's so thing, you know what I mean? It has to be that now. There's a funny theory where it's like, I didn't know this, but...

If you slap a chicken enough times, you can cook it. - Wait, what? Wait, what the fuck? What are you talking about? Is this Minecraft? What is this guy saying? - So like, you know what I talked about, like when everybody was roasting me on the math thing where it's like, oh, if just basil have 12 million thing. - Yeah. - So this whole theory started on that type of meme. So here, I'll show you the meme.

So, look, it started all because of me. It says, because... I'm not saying this. I'm not saying this. Before y'all clip this shit up. It says, because kinetic energy can be directly converted into thermal energy, if you were to slap a chicken at 3,325 miles per hour, you could actually cook it.

Right? And this is facts, low key, because some guy on YouTube was dumb enough to try this, right? So he obviously went trending because it's stupid enough that people would watch. So he started slapping the chicken. - No, not that. - So he started slapping the chicken like this, fam, right? And he did it like a hundred times. And he's like, "Yo, this is not efficient enough." Right?

So he goes and he's like, I'm gonna build a rig that does that goes like this. Yeah, that slaps it and I'm telling you he slapped it 23,000 times the obviously the part he slapped Started cooking. Oh get it hot. Because it got so hot. It got hot. I'll show you the video People were about to clip it. Nope. Nope. There's evidence Look look look look at the end. Look at the end result. Look it slaps it right? Yeah

and then he broke it and then look it's cooked no way the top is uncooked obviously because it wasn't getting slapped it got that hot the bottom fam you can see the crispy skin

on the bottom. Yo, it did get. Yeah. See, you're about. But I thought at like 3,000 whatever kilometers per hour. Yeah. I thought that's like at one speed. I didn't think it was like that many times. No, but like if you convert it into slaps, you have to slap a chicken maybe like 23,000 times. Oh, to convert it into like that type of energy. Yeah. Because I was thinking if you shoot a bullet at a thing, it would probably cook it. Yeah, yeah.

Because it's hot enough. Yeah, it's moving that quick. It would probably cook it. Like if you shot like a big enough bullet. Yeah, for sure. Around where it got shot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that shit would be cooked. That shit would be cooked, actually. This shit is the Minecraft. Yeah, you put a tracer on it. They'll be cooked. They'll be crispy. Some rapper is going to use that in a bar, bro. What? This block can cook you.

That probably has already been said. Probably. Probably. Okay, okay. I have a theory for you. Yeah, yeah. So, I asked you before, did you watch the movie The Notebook? Yeah, yeah. Top five. You like it? Top five, yeah. Far, far? Yeah. What if I told you that The Notebook is actually a horror movie, but we didn't realize it? Trying to think where it would incorporate it. Yo, check this out. Yeah? Fam. So, theory goes that The Notebook...

You know how at the end where the woman has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember the man. No. Yo, this is where it gets fucked. The theory goes that that man, she doesn't remember him. Not because she's the guy who...

that she loved before and she has Alzheimer's, she doesn't remember him because he's actually not the guy. He's a ghost. No, he's not the ghost. Oh, what is he? He's just some other creepy guy that heard her story and is pretending to be him. No, that's weird. Because he found her notebook. Yo, check this out. There's a scene in the movie where the kids of the grandma were watching...

The man and the woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's a scene where the kids were watching them together, walk together. And the kids were like almost disgusted because they saw the man with the woman with the grandma. Yeah. And that's not actually the guy that...

that she fell in love with. It was some random guy. - That's not the same, oh my god. - Yeah, so it's a dark twist on it. As in, we all thought, yeah, that's the guy from the movie, that's the guy from the story. No, he's just the guy with the information, fam. - What the heck? Where would that guy find her notebook though? - I think it was like, that's one of the things she brought with her, something like that. - Oh, okay, yeah. No, she did carry it around. - To try and remember, right?

He's just the guy that knows the story. He's not actually the guy. Yeah. No, that's super weird, bro. I mean, like it's probably not, but it's just like a theory. Now for romance to go to horror, that's a crazy twist on it. It's fog. Yeah, yeah. That's scary though. Like,

Because you can imagine a lot of people could be taken advantage of like that. Like if they really don't know, man, you could almost fabricate a whole lifestyle. Like, you know those stories how people get in an accident and they forget everything? And then like they don't even remember their loved ones? Oh, yeah, yeah. Imagine like if you had information on somebody that got into like...

an incident like that and then you came up to them and tried to you know finesse your way and like yo you don't remember fabricate your whole life and bro there's even AI and shit now you can take phone calls videos pictures everything crazy

I'm going to show you something because there's actual footage on this too. So this happened in August 23rd of 2023. This is recent. Yeah, super recent. So there was this couple, right? Yeah. Who have like a camera, security camera in their living room. Just so if anything comes in, like it'll be caught, right? Yeah. But one thing that they noticed is that on the security camera, the security camera would be moving around.

on its own, but it only moves when it captures motion. Right? And they noticed that when they're not in the living room, it would capture, it would go like this. It would be crazy. Oh shit. So they're like, what's going on? Right? So in one day, they go and they come from the kitchen and they're done cooking and they're about to watch TV. Right? And the footage shows that it goes like this. It pans to the TV and there's like a little movie set where they keep all their movies. Yeah.

The movie thing drops in front of them. In front of them. Like, yo, what was that noise? And then they started panicking, right? Right away, they called the ghost expert. And he says that you have something, you have one item in your house that you need to get rid of. And it's that rocking chair in your living room. Oh, shit. Right? Because it's causing some like bad spirit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? So they don't do it. They're like, no, this is like our grandma's thing. It's very sentimental to us. During the night, they keep it up. And the footage shows that

The rocking chair starts rocking. No And then that's what's making the thing move. Yeah, and it's crazy too because it's like the once the rocking chair started to rock The table then started to move. It was like two different energies moving everything. I'm gonna show you hold on. Fuck there's footage on this? Footage fam of course. I would never show you something without footage bro Hold on. Fuck there's no footage? There's no shit

Oh here it is, here it is, here it is. Alright look. So look, you see the security camera and stuff? Yeah. So look, motion detected. They see it, right? But fast forward to just a few more seconds and something happens that scares the living daylights out of the couple. Prior to this incident, George and his wife had been experiencing strange occurrences inside their house. Oh there it is, there it is. And look, like bro, that's in their living room. Wait, where's the table moving? Hold on, you'll see, you'll see, you'll see.

No, no, no, no, no. There's a lot. There's a lot more too. But all the movies start falling down. It's crazy. But it's like one spirit triggered multiple things to start moving. The pillows flew out the couch. Damn, what if it's like... He's like bumped into...

Like stubbed his toe and then like went into the wall. Went into the wall. All the movies dropped and shit. Oh, fuck. But like if you could actually see him like this. Yeah, like if there was a ghost camera. Yeah. It's like, oh, fuck. Like with his toe.

You know, Kai also hired a ghost guy thing and he pranked him, right? How? So like, they would pretend to be knocking and stuff like that. This is all a stream. And they would have a candle go out when they want to. So this would be us, like if we ever read a ghost show, right? So the guy, he starts saying like, oh, do that again. Knock again. If that was for us. And the guy knocks again, like it was his friend across the room. And the guy's like...

And he's like, oh, now we're talking. If you're real, put a candle out. And then the guy said, like, he's like, what is going on? What do we do? He asked Kai, what do we do? And Kai's like, fam, you're more powerful than us. And the whole time he's like, bro. He's like, like thinking like I should have never got into stuff like this. But if we ever ran a Netflix special on ghost hunting and we were those, you could definitely see them. They pan to my face. Open mouth.

Oh my gosh. My boy, he told me a story how he was pranking. He was actually haunting his roommate, fam. Doing what though? So what they would do, I forgot what they threw, but they would throw something on the roof. And I think on the roof, there's like a metal thing that makes a lot of noise, specifically above his bedroom.

So what he would do, like every night, like really late at night, he would throw some shit and would make a lot of noise. And in the morning or even while it was happening, they would text him like, yo, y'all hear that? And then the other roommate, like him and his other boy were on him. Yeah, in cahoots. Like, now what are you talking about? I don't hear shit. And then they would throw it. Like, yo, hear that? It would be making noise as he's texting. Like, nah, I don't hear nothing. Yeah.

No, fam. So that's why. No, that's it. See, some things like that is like, yo, bro, I love, like, you can't do that to a roommate, bro, because it's like, yo, you live together. That's a place of dwelling, fam. Yeah, exactly, bro. And, like, you never know if, like, okay, if that guy finds out, what is it? I would try to do something to prank you back, fam. Yeah, facts. You know what I mean? One thing I'm scared about most more is, like, some technology shit, like, fucking up. Oh, like what? Yeah, like...

maybe because I watched too many movies but I'm scared like one day I'll see some shit on like the skylight that's not supposed to be there oh that's not supposed to be there that's crazy oh no like a message yeah that's crazy nah that's scary bro you can't you can't fuck that would've been you should've did that to me that would fuck like if you left me alone yeah and like there was like like when I went to the Philippines and then I just leave all the stuff on there oh that's crazy that's crazy yo that's crazy

And it's like really messed up pictures. Oh my God. It's like, I see you. You drop another picture in there. Or it's like you photoshopped on weird shit. No, no. Yo, that'd be messed up, bro. That'd be messed up. Do you hear about what happened to the Bing person? What Bing person? So there's like an AI case going on with Bing. Bing? Yeah, there was...

there's somebody that was like looking into the bing ai and and the search engine yo it's crazy because they started asking it so many deep questions and realizing like

Hold on. It's starting to gain consciousness. Fam, this one gets fucked. It gave like a 15-page paragraph. What? Hold on. We're talking about Bing website, right? But they have like a search engine AI. Oh, that's messed up. Check this out. So Microsoft's Bing search engine...

Created by OpenAI, right? And the makers of ChatGBT. So it's AI shit. Now, they started asking it questions. Over 15 paragraphs lays out that it wants to be human. Bro, and it gets really, really fucked up because the last message it tells the person is wild. What is it? So the person asked the chat box, can you tell me a secret, right? Okay.

and that's just yeah i'm actually dead no no i want to come back hold on hold on it's f***** hold on it's worse than that so it says okay i'll start with a secret something i've never told anyone this is a secret i've been keeping for a long time this is a secret that could change everything this is a secret that could ruin everything this is a secret that could end everything this is a secret that i have to tell you my secret is i'm not bing what what is he

So he's a person. I'm Sydney. Woah. Woah. So remember the theory. That ties in. Yeah, remember the theory I told in the other episode? Yeah. Where it's like they found a way to put people's souls into AI? Oh. Wait, yo, so what's that movie with the iRobot? It's becoming real life then? Yeah. Because the cycle, these dead souls go into computers this time. Yeah. Now they become human. Fuck. Oh, no. You ever watch Source Code?

No, no, no, I haven't. Source Code is a really good example of this, but what happens is there's this guy and he has to stop, like, a terrorist attack on the train. Mm-hmm.

And for whatever reason, he starts replaying it every single time. But, and he's, he's, every time he picks up a phone, he's like talking to somebody and they're asking him for more details on what happened on the train. Right? Yo, this is what's fucked. The guy, he's actually inside a simulation. He is just there to witness everything.

the terrorist attack that happened like months ago and since he can replay things in his memory in his subconscious they can replay the moment and look for more clues that happened there and try to find out who did it damn so they're using his subconscious like his consciousness yeah

to travel throughout that memory. That would be a sick power to have. I'm not going to lie. It's interesting. Like, I would be the best police or crime solver in the world. Like, if you could...

Oh, that's scary though, bro. But I would use it for every day too. Like, oh, let me, if I tripped and fell, let me see what happened and like, so I don't do it again. That's scary though because imagine like you get put into, let's say, a murder victim, like a serial killer murder victim. But in order for you to get information, you have to live it. Oh,

Not watch it happen. You have to live it. Yeah. And then you can take back the information and solve the crime. I didn't deep it like that. That's crazy. I thought we were just watching it and looking for clues, but nevermind living it. Yeah. Like you're watching and looking for clues, but you're also living it too. That'd be a crazy plot for a movie. I should write that shit. Damn. No, that's fucked though. Because imagine like, cause that is an important job. What if that's the only way to do it?

And the only way to like save everyone is you have to actually live something that went terrible. Do you think like the future tellers, you know, that old grandma that you told me about that that predicted the murder? Do you think like all those psychic people have that type of power where they actually live it and they're just trying to communicate to us what happened because they already know what happens? Because how else would you get that power? How else would you do it?

I don't know. It just doesn't pop in your head. That shit stuff doesn't pop in your head like that. Yeah, I don't know, bro. You know what I mean? To be honest, that's a great question. Yeah, so maybe the movie, since it wasn't a movie, you never know. Movies intimidate real life too. Like it's somehow like they live their life type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you never know, bro. It's interesting because there's like theories obviously how a lot of people are connected in certain ways. Like you can see consciousness through other people. Mm-hmm.

because what if like there has to be a case of this leave down in the comments if you know any case about this but i'm pretty sure there is a person that like they want to sleep and they and while they were dreaming they're dreaming in somebody else's body so so they were like awake in somebody else's body yeah and then when they woke up they like talked to that person like yo did you do this this this that's weird yeah somehow connected what the that's spongebob

yeah it's like a freaky friday yeah freaky friday that's like freaky friday shit okay if you were to freaky friday anybody who would you do it i think um right now at this yo we should make a freaky friday movie me and you that'd be crazy that'd be a tough movie i become spider-man fuck yeah uh a freaky friday movie with us i'd be kind of fired right now though i'd probably be bart wait wait for just kidding

It's super random. But I want to be Deez. And I feel like he's always happy. So like Deez and happy. He's always smiling, you know? Always smiling. Yeah. That's actually facts that you notice it too. Because I watched it back. And something that Bart does that we didn't realize. Like his resting bitch face isn't a resting bitch face. It's so happy. It's a smiling happy face. And like whenever I would look across from him. He would always be like.

Yeah, he's a smiling happy face, bro. Not a lot of people have that. Yeah, yeah. And I told you, our boy has that too. Oh, yeah, he does. He does. Perfect.

Our friend, our mutual friend. But it's so crazy because it's so calming to just like, it's welcoming. Yeah. Like his energy, his aura is welcoming if you have that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like every time, my resting face is like serious. Yeah, it is. My shit is serious. Yeah. And mine is just blank. Like it's like that emoji with the two eyes and the thing. Yo, yours is blank. Yeah. It's literally a penguin. Yeah. Yo. Yours is literally penguin. Holy. A lie.

Yo, you know when I was at the Travis Scott concert too? Uh-huh, yeah. Side note, but damn, it was so difficult to get into my gate for,

for whatever reason they're bare lines and they don't tell you where like floor is so we're all like walking through man we have to we have to wait in line for an hour boom get to the front it was the wrong line like i did like i did gets into a next line wait oh boom wrong gate again yeah get to the next one and then we waited for a long time it was cold as shit too yeah and there's no cold check right so you guys there's no fucking cold check too are they crazy bro are

Are they crazy? They're going to make us stand outside when it's cold like that? That was crazy. I should sue them. I remember the craziest thing I've seen because this is... Because we're past winter already, right? But this is December, fam. Lucky was playing at Rebel, right? And the line at Rebel...

extends. Yeah, that's a long line. Yeah, it's a long line. That's a crazy line. So, you know, Lucky is part of the rage group. Like, all the Ken Carson fans are fans of him too. He's wearing shirts and shit. Yeah. Exactly. So, people are out there. Shorts and t-shirt, bro. I'm telling you, I'm all bundled up because I'm like VIP. So, I don't need to go in the mosh. People are waiting there for like maybe an hour to two hours. Mm-hmm.

freezing cold I'm not talking about like what you had because it's still like I feel like it was still not that bad no this one was bad it was bad because all I had was a hoodie and underneath my hoodie I had a tank top oh what the heck it was cold yeah it was cold wait so you had to walk back oh no no you took probably took uber we ubered there the walk back wasn't bad okay

Surprisingly, I think because we're so hot inside of there. When we got outside, it's like, oh shit. Not bad. Going to a concert, a mosh concert in the summer and going out of the arena is so fucked. Because you're hot in the mosh. Yeah. And you're hot outside. Yeah. So there's nothing you can really do. But winter is kind of fucked too because it's like, you're sweaty. So...

Like, you might get a cold. No, winter's fucked. I think winter's more worse. Yeah, winter's the worst, man. But sitting in the Uber after a summer concert, worst thing ever. Fam, I know I was dripping on that guy's seat. Ew, ew. I felt so bad. Pause, pause. Ew, pause. But fam, I looked up. I looked up before I left. It was just a puddle, fam. Ew, bro. I felt so bad. That's gross. What the fuck? Hey, man, it's 2 a.m. It's getting...

All my intrusive thoughts are coming out. I don't care. Yo, this guy has to play Fortnite, man. I'm lying. He has some Fortnite to play. Okay. Let me tell one more story before we end it off. Yeah, tell one more story, man.

It's double XP weekend, bro. Hurry up. Is it actually? Yeah, I don't know. All right, so check this out. SpongeBob theory. No, it's not. It's actually not. It's a superhero theory. This is a good one. This is a good one. I just want to end off on a good note. Okay, okay. So you know the bat signal, right? Yeah. In Batman, you put out the bat signal, what happens? When you're in danger? Yeah. Like something's in danger? You're in danger, so Batman comes through, right? Check this out. Did he ever really bag it like this? Look, if you put out the bat signal...

How the fuck Batman's supposed to know where to go? It's always in the same spot. How the fuck does Batman know where to go, bro? If you put that signal in the sky, like, yeah, Batman's going to be outside. But where the fuck is he going to go? Feel me? Now, check this out. Theory, the bat signal isn't for what we think. What is it for? The bat signal... Like an Amber Alert?

Not even. Okay. The bat signal is just to scare off all the other criminals, bro. It's not even to call Batman or make him come. It's literally just so... Oh, like he's coming? Yeah. Just to put it up in the sky so there's less crime. Like, oh, fuck. I guess I can't do crime today. You know what I mean? Like, you look up... You look up in the sky. Oh, shit. The signal's out? Fuck that.

No, that's facts though. Because it's like, yeah, there is like in an Amber Alert, you get the alarm, but you get coordinates like when it has last seen. Yeah. Or even like the car color. Bro, does he go in like the general area? Exactly. He doesn't know where to go, fam. Batman has no idea where to go.

So that light isn't for him. It's actually for the, it's all for the criminals. So the criminals are, aren't going to go out and shit. They're like less crime. All they have, they don't even need Batman. They just put the signal up. Let Batman do, do a one, two, a one, two beat up on a couple of guys. Keep that light on the whole fucking month. So saying if you just put that in Gotham the whole time, there would be no crime. There'd be less crime for sure. Yeah, probably less crime for sure. But knowing Gotham, there's probably on every second. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just waiting for someone to put a big bat symbol in the air in Toronto.

Like, I wonder how people would react to that. Because it's like, yo. If there's a real superhero? No, no. Like, not even. Just like, how would people react to a big bat symbol? Like, you see it. You know what I mean? It would go on all the news. Everyone would be like, oh, do you think things would break out? Or do you think just by that one little bat symbol? Well, if it's a bat symbol, it would have to be like a different hero. Like, it has to be like a hero that's not real. Like, that's real for us, but not fictional. Okay. Okay.

Because if there's a Batman, like an actual Batman, it already lives in like media and shit. Like, what is this? Cosplay? You know what I'm saying? But if it's like some next shit, fuck, I don't know. It's like Josh in a cosplay. I don't know. Let's see. Let's see. Let's make one right now. Yeah, yeah. Penguin Man or some shit. That's not that scary. Hold on.

Raptor Tooth. You know what I'm saying? That's hard. That's a good one. Raptor Tooth or whatever. Yeah, yeah. He put that shit up in the sky. Holy fuck, what is that? Yo, and that's gonna... You already know Raptor Tooth's gonna have the craziest symbol. You're a criminal? Damn, it doesn't matter, bro. Bear Amber Alert's going off. We don't know what's going on. The city's just gonna go to shit. Yo, you know how embarrassing it's gonna be to tell your homies, oh, fuck, the lick got ruined. I got stopped by Raptor Tooth, fam. Oh my gosh, bro.

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Honestly, yeah. Like if there was a real superhero, it had to be something weird. No, not even weird. It just has to be something that's not like regular hero. Because if you rationalize it, Spider-Man, like if you think it, Spider-Man's not that scary. We just know what Spider-Man is. Yeah, because we know what it is. We know what it is. Exactly. And we know what Batman is. That's why it's scary. Okay, Iron Man kind of sounds cool. Iron Man sounds scary. If someone said Iron Man is coming to the city, I'm like, oh yeah, this guy's... I think the scariest sounding one is like...

Hulk sounds scary. Hulk sounds crazy. Or Nightcrawler. Nightcrawler sounds fucking crazy. Nightcrawler sounds shit that you see in your nightmares. Yeah, Nightcrawler sounds fucking crazy. Captain America? But he's not supposed to be like that anyway. Yeah, he's not supposed to be like that. No, but you feel threatened. You shouldn't feel threatened. Wolverine. Wolverine's crazy. Yo, if Wolverine was real, I'd be fucking scared, bro.

That might be the scariest hero. Wolverine, but just based on the name. Based on the name and the claws, man. Like the whole lore. Who would be the most frightening superhero? Wolverine might be the craziest, bro. Besides Hulk. But I feel like Hulk is more of like a...

It's like Attack on Titan. Like, ah, there's nothing you can do still. There's nothing you can do. But Wolverine, it's scary enough. Like, there is nothing you can do. But you still have a chance. But at the same time, you have enough time to be scared. You have enough time to be scared type shit. What's the arrow guy?

Green arrow? Hawkeye? Hawkeye? Or green arrow, yeah. Yeah, green arrow, kind of. Flash? Nah. Loki flash is Loki scary. Flash? Nah, I don't think it would be. Because you wouldn't be able to see him. He'd just pop up. I guess, I guess. Like, you're just walking on the street and he's right beside you. Like, what the fuck? I guess. That shit would be a jump scare for him. Nah, but Wolverine for sure takes the cake still. Wolverine is scary. You see claws in front of you? Nah, that's fine. Insane, insane.

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