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That's what I thought though. That's what I thought it was. What do you think it was? When your picture dropped? Because it was either... Because you went to the Travis concert. You thought it was with Travis Scott? No, I thought you went backstage since you had VIP. I had a whole thing on my head. You had a theory? Yeah. So I was like, you're going to go to that concert and you bought the extra VIP. You paid extra just so you can get a video or a picture of Travis to post to get more thing. Oh, with the film? With the film. Or like a video saying, yo, make sure you check out this shit. It's lit.
Like I thought you were about to drop the cre- 'Cause I was like, "Internet breaking?" Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, "Yo, that's the only way." Honestly, this is crazier, in my opinion. This is even more like, "What the fuck?"
Yo, nobody would guess that shit. That's why it's even more like, I could... If you had a celebrity on, yeah, I guess it's just like more promo. But the concept alone is already crazy. Like, you know, Ethan, we were playing Fortnite. And like, we were trying our best to like get the detail on it, right? And he's like, no, I signed the ND, I can't. But we were like, yo, we were like, yo, you're a bitch if you don't tell us you're a bitch.
Why? Because we just wanted to know. You're trying to impress him? Yeah, but he didn't give up. Oh, W Ethan. Yeah, W Ethan. NDA works. Yeah, because we actually pressed him. Like, yo, we're actually going to come and beat you. That's it. Shout out the other Ethan. The first thing he posted when I announced it, I put up the pic. Oh, yeah. His story post is, NDA broken. NDA leaked. NDA broken, check. Check.
- That's fucking hilarious. - No, because I had this idea for a better time. I probably started working on it and writing this script, I think, before I went to Hawaii. So that was a long time ago, right? So for me to keep it under wraps for this long. - I know, yeah, that's so crazy.
It's hard. Damn. I felt like real Spider-Man because sometimes I come into the crib and I'm not trying to leak it to you. I'm not trying to leak it to you. I have the Spider-Man suit under my clothes. No way. No way. I swear to God, like I was living it for real because I'm like, I can't show nobody this. I zip it up. But I had it like under my jacket and shit. Yeah.
You know, like, the times when, like, we say, like, a really fucked up story and then, like, we laugh because we're in shock? Like, that's what, that was kind of my reaction because I looked at it, I read Spider-Man and, like, I didn't know how to react. I just laughed. Like, no way this guy's fucking...
- Like that's exactly how it is. - It's like if you came to me and you were just like, yo, you didn't know I'm a pop singer? - Yeah, yeah. - I don't know, like what the fuck? - And it makes sense 'cause it's like every time I bring someone in the crib, they're like, oh, Carlos isn't here. And I'm like, no, he's never here.
Whole time, this guy, I can just tell people now that you're just fucking saving the city or something. Like, it actually works out. Yeah, real shit. This guy became the character. No, because I think it's so important, fam. The whole reason I wanted to do, like, a Filipino Spider-Man is literally because of that. Like, we don't have one yet. And I said this so many times before on the podcast, like, we never really had a role model.
Which kind of sucks. We had many Pacquiao, but that's it though. We always bring up this conversation and we only get to name one. And it's the same shit. It's literally the same thing. And it just sucked. As a kid, it kind of sucked. Not that it was the worst thing ever, but I could only imagine to feel how another kid felt when they saw Miles Morales be Spider-Man. Yeah, like a black kid. In my heart, I would probably wild out.
So I want that same feeling for somebody else. And that's like the big reason I really wanted to do it. People were spamming Gugum Boy. Gugum Boy? What is that? Check this out. So when Spider-Man first came out, I think it came out in like what? 2003, 2004? Or even before it. But anyways, since they were planning the Spider-Man Tobey Maguire film...
In the Philippines, they actually made another superhero the same time, which is Gagamboy. And it was like a Filipino Spider-Man. But it wasn't Spider-Man. It was like another bug type hero. Okay. So he was a bug...
He's a spider. Yeah, he's like he ate a spider and he got like power. It's not the same. It's not the same. Because it's not based off like a Marvel comic. It's just kind of how like you would see a Chinese knockoff video. Yeah, I was gonna say it looked like a bootleg. But it was also yellow. It was also yellow. Yeah, exactly. Is that where you got influenced or no? You just ended up like that. Honestly, you know why I chose yellow? Why? Because of my yellow theory. Like every single thing that's iconic is...
is yellow so yo loki if you go back on jumpers jump episodes there's moments where we talk about stuff you even asked me like yo is there a spider-man that's yellow yet you remember i said that i think so you said that in the podcast like way back yeah and i was holding my tongue so hard i'm like um probably not yet i said something like that i would have booked the nba good thing i was not a part of this film i would have told everyone
I wanna leap. Yeah, but that theory of like everything that's iconic is yellow. Look at like Kill Bill, iconic movie. Look at Minions, yellow. Pikachu's yellow. Pac-Man, yellow. The Simpsons, the longest running show cartoon ever, yellow. No, all of these things with that color just somehow works. Honestly, I chose it too because it's kind of like that Asian thing, right?
Damn. Even though that's like a racist term, we flip it our own way. That's facts. You know how we should? Yeah, yeah. Y'all want to go out and say, stay live. We're yellow, we'll embrace it. We'll embrace it and put it into, you know what I mean? Exactly. You got to flip it your own way and then bring it to how you want it and make it cool for you. No, I respect that even more now. And the big thing too is...
A lot of time you hear like a superhero film. Actually right now, what's interesting is the only like superhero stuff that's doing really, really well
are the stuff that's not really what Marvel is doing. It's like The Boys is going crazy. Invincible is going crazy. But why? It's because it's more real. It's more raw. Like personal stories. It's more grounded to our reality right now. Because did you know every single time
there's an economic like depression or the economy's in a really bad place yeah superheroes it becomes a common interest oh yeah you talked about this yeah yeah and then the reasoning is because everybody's looking for someone else to look up to so the first ever superhero from marvel i think captain america captain america yeah for world war ii
and then that's where that's where they kind of started that whole like avengers and thing yeah it's because they needed like somebody to sell war bonds and then they made they made captain american became the mascot and so anytime there's like a almost no hope there's a place of like no hope and the world's in like a kind of a dark side
a hero is going to emerge. Whether it be a superhero, whether it be something else. So you think like when Captain America first got introduced, all men started like working out? Because you know, if you watch an anime enough, you want to work out, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So for the Asian Spider-Man, what do you think people are going to do? Probably boxing. Because there's a lot of boxing and fighting in the film. So maybe should I give like a whole... I don't know. I shouldn't drop too much. But I'll say this. I will say this. Is...
The story's not... Not a regular hero. Yeah. Because we hear all the time like a hero... Look, for example... Peter Parker became Spider-Man and did good shit because of what? Because his Uncle Ben died in front of him and it was his fault. Yeah. If you got powers...
When Peter Parker first got powers, he was going to use his powers for what? For money. Yeah. Because he's broke. He's a broke teen. That's true. And he's going to use his powers for money to get a car to impress Mary Jane. So what would you really do if you had powers, fam? I actually don't know. Exactly. And that's the whole premise of the film is like, what would you really do? And then now what would you really do? But you're a troubled kid that grew up not in the best environment. How much would it change then?
Damn. Yeah, when is that coming out? Or is there a date? It's coming out soon. I'm not going to drop a date yet. You just have to follow on Instagram. Yo, put and post notifications on my YouTube channel because that's where I'm going to drop it. That's tough. So speaking of heroes though, you know, I found out something recently. There's an Incredibles theory that I never really realized. Which one? So you know when Mr. Incredible was fighting the
first robot the one in the blue when he was in the blue yeah yeah yeah the big robot with the arms yeah his first boss you know that robot was never for him to defeat who's it for it was actually for Frozone
Wait, why? So, look. Back this. So, when, you know, the girl was stalking Mr. and Miss Incredibles. Yeah, yeah, like the white hair girl. Yeah, that's what we all thought. But the whole time, they were actually stalking Frozone because there's a clip in the movie where they were sitting in the car and she's stalking him. She's like...
oh he's still with this fat guy he didn't know mr incredibles was a hero but and then uh where did um the robot drag mr incredibles to the lava frozen would have got packed if uh he was beside the lava because he's what ice yeah so that's why they meant like okay we're gonna drag the ice guy into the volcano
Oh, shit. And then there's another hint. When Mr. Incredible goes into the big screen and looks up the details like who's being stalked, it says, Mr. Incredible, unknown location. Oh.
Missing credible find location and then the last one Frozone known location So they were tracking Frozone to get him killed not them. That's interesting. I didn't I didn't back that Yeah, so the what I like what I like about um the animated movies and shit They can put details and make it fun in a way like you can never know It's just like a little like oh yo in in um in the spider-verse movie. Yeah in the first spider-verse movie Oh, there's a bagel
that Miles Morales throws at a scientist and hits him in the head. Okay. Check this out. That was just like a little thing. It was kind of funny, right? Uh-huh. In Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse 2, damn, the guy that got hit in the head with a bagel, he...
Because he got hit in the head with a bagel, became a villain. What the fuck? Just because of that. No, what? Yeah, he became Spot. Oh, shit. Because he got hit in the head with a bagel, but it was just like a little thing. A little thing that you... He wasn't even a main character. He wasn't even a character at all. He was just like a side thing in the back, like an extra. The bagel just landed on a random person. Yeah, yeah. And then they decided to use him. Damn. Also, in Spider-Verse 2... No, actually, it's in Spider-Verse 1. Oh.
But when Miles first gets bit by the spider, he has his spider sense, but it's not in red and blue like the Spider-Man in front of him. Because the Spider-Man in front of him has the sense, oh wait, you have spider sense too? But in Miles', it's not red and blue. It's purple and green. What? Check this out. Purple and green are the colors of the Prowler, the villain. Now in Spider-Verse 2,
they find out because Miles goes into, he pretty much travels into the dimension where the, where the spider was supposed to bite Miles. But so remember he got bit by a spider that's not from his universe. So when he went back to the universe where he didn't get bit, uh,
Miles was actually the Prowler. So he was meant to be a villain. He was accidentally became the hero. Holy shit. You pinned a comment too where like somebody said, I don't know if Spider-Man is the villain or the good guy. And it's like, do you think that's a play on too? On my film? Yeah. No, no, not on your film. Just like in general. Do you think that they're playing onto that? Like you'd never know if he's the... Oh, for that movie specifically? Yeah. It was more of just like a...
he because of him becoming the hero yeah the other spider-man had to suffer that's what i'm saying like so is he the villain or is he really the good guy it's like the whole debate was like is thanos the good guy or the bad guy no thanos was the good guy because fam you're trying to save your people you know what i mean yeah it's just depending on what team you're on like technically thanos is kind of right that's true but like obviously with the suffering and this and that what's what's interesting with thanos when um
When the Eternals movie came out, we realized there's a detail that eventually if the population becomes too much, the Eternal inside of the Earth is going to break out and become like a person. And the whole world is going to get destroyed. Now, Thanos was snapping away 50% of the population in the entire universe so that those Eternal beings, those big monsters, couldn't break those planets. True. Interesting, right? Yeah. Speaking of planets...
Yo, this is a cool theory. You ever hear about the we're the only ones left theory? Only ones left? Like the movie that I talked about? Or no, it's different. No, like we humans are the only ones left theory. No, no. So check this out. So you know how there's... How many planets in the Milky Way? 10? Something like that? I think so. I don't want to get it wrong. Yeah, but there's a...
There's only a set number of planets in the Milky Way, but there's only one with life, which is Earth. Now, the theory goes that what if each one of those planets, they used to have humans on them. They used to have life on them, but eventually they became doomed and destroyed themselves because that's just what's inevitable. So it's almost like that Thanos theory of like, it's inevitable. Check this out.
where are we headed right now? Yeah, I know. I was just gonna say that. Like in the climate of the world and like the politics where it's headed. Yeah. Self-destruction. Fuck, man. So what if each one of those other planets within our galaxy, they were inhabitable and they had like people and they had literally what we have here on Earth. Yeah. But each one of them, they led themselves down to self-destruction eventually. And we're the last ones left.
No, but wouldn't history repeat itself though? Like if we die, there should be mans that... Maybe there might be a one-two guy that flies to another planet. Say like Elon Musk or like a rich person. If the planets have been taken over before and there's been people, don't you think that somebody would leave?
And there are theories because like, what do you call this? People are already making the bunkers, right? So it's like, say someone survives, you can live off with just the woman and the thing. Like just how the Bible started. That's true. But what I'm saying is those planets, they're wastelands now. Like they can't even be a habitat for living life. But how do you know Earth wasn't a wasteland too? And we just found it and like made it, you know, habitable.
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I don't know because the other planets, if you look at the signs of the other planets, it's literally like
The hottest of the hot. The coldest of the cold. And like... The temperatures... You just can't survive. Earth is the only one where it's possible. Also... You know Earth is the only one with... With trees and with humans, right? Remember how I had a theory? This is like... It's kind of fucked. But... Remember I had that tree theory? Tree theory. Fuck. I don't remember that one. So I had a theory. It's probably really old. It's fucked. It's fucked. But... I had a theory. Like what if... If you get sent to like hell...
What if hell is becoming a tree? Like you, your next, your next life is a tree where it's eternal and you can't do anything. You're just stuck and you just witness. Now check this out. Yeah. Earth is the only planet with humans and trees and the population of trees and humans is almost like...
Oh, fuck. Yeah. So what if every time somebody gets sent to hell, they become a tree? Yeah. Stuck in eternity. Stuck to witness. That's fucked. And you know, like, the whole knocking on wood thing means... It means there's a demon in the tree. There's like a spirit in the tree. Oh, shit. And then...
you know how like people hug trees and stuff you know the whole thing about that is um they actually do that because they get like a spiritual sense from it they have they have like a connection to to want to hug it yeah because almost as if like a person's there i didn't know that still that's why they hug trees so so if that theory is correct that's
So saying we're no no no imagine like you're stuck. You're literally stuck in eternity. Just witnessing Yeah as a tree it's fucked because if you notice is already January to like the the whole thing of self-destruction and climate change It's already January and this they're saying like we're gonna have a like I think it's called El Nino winter what is that where it's way warmer and there's less snow and
in the winter. So it's like January, it will be barely any snow. And like, we think that, yeah, lots of snow is coming because it didn't hit us in December. But no, it's like El Nino is like, or I don't know what it's called specifically. I think it's close to that. But it's like, yeah, it's going to be less snow. So...
So climate change is getting... There's a theory, though, that people don't believe in climate change. Because this is my take on it. I do believe humans have an effect on the world, 100%. Guaranteed. We put chemicals in the air, 100%. Something's going on. But the theory is all of these initiatives and shit...
They might just be because somebody profits off of them. If you really think about it, like, yes, the climate change and these things are a problem. Yeah. But who's the one that profits?
The companies that own the initiatives, right? Yeah, I know. Like, we all recycle and recycling is a free thing. Like, we all do it. And it goes to a plant and then you know how they reuse it. Reuse it, yeah, yeah. Who gets to reap the benefits of the reuse? The men that are selling the reused stuff. And then who, like, manufactures it, though? The...
the two companies that rule everything exactly so that's like somebody's profiting you know this is getting like i know to canada conspiracy but back this did you know that doug ford damn doug ford the reason this is the theory the reason he wanted to extend the quarantine for so long and the covid initiative for so long was because he actually owned the sticker and vinyl companies that made the five feet apart six feet up
What the fuck? Yeah. He owned all of those? The ones you see in the TTC? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. So, like, whenever they put a poster up, that's money to him? Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Crazy. No, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's fucked. My friends told me this theory is fucked. Yeah? Is there more? Or is it just, like, he owns that? That's the theory. So, yo, who owns masks? Yeah.
Exactly. Like, whoever's getting, like, Trudeau has stock in masks, and he's like, yeah, fuck that, let me just, you know what I mean? Who knows, man? Yeah, that's fucked. Like, if out of nowhere, I made a rule. Let's say I was the ruler of a kingdom, and I said, like, okay, y'all have to wear, oh, great example. You know how in school, you could only wear, like, indoor shoes or outdoor shoes? Yeah. Great example, right? The moment I say that,
And then imagine I'm a teacher. I'm like, okay, you can only wear your indoor shoes inside, outdoor shoes outside. But wait, don't worry. I have some coupons for you guys. You guys can like get a sale on shoes, this and that. But the coupon is commissioned to me. For you.
somebody wins yeah I know somebody wins man I've seen a meme where it's like we know the world is ending because all the Mandela effects are getting restored do you know this? nah so the main one that we always talk about the fruit of the loon cornucopia oh I heard this yeah yeah yeah everyone knows like that's the
most popular thing like there's no cornucopia right but recently this lady was so infatuated with like this Mandela effect that she did like extensive research just to prove it wrong and like she's gaslighting the company to think that they like their logo has a cornucopia in it yeah the company reached out to her right yeah no no not the company but not really but she's like trying to like I'll explain the whole story so like um
Fruit of the Loom said, oh yeah, we posted all our logos from all the older years, like from 1900 to now. There's no cornucopia, right? So the woman, she did some digging and she found a t-shirt. Mmm.
in her closet with the cornucopia. So what she did, she posted it on TikTok. Everybody else for some reason started finding like underwear, t-shirts with the cornucopia. So it was a big buzz, right? So it came back. I don't know. And people are finding them now. No, it didn't come back. It was always there.
So, yeah, so she did more research since it was becoming more popular and she went on like, you know when companies trademark their logo? Yeah. On the trademark website, it says what is in their logo and the Fruit of the Loom, it says, yes, fruits and cornucopia. Mm.
So people were like, wait, is this real? So she did more research. Fruit of the Loom was actually inspired by an album cover. Did you know this? Oh shit, what is it? Yeah, an album cover by I think a big producer. And she emailed the producer. She said, did you inspire Fruit of the Loom? She got an email back. She said, yes, we did. They actually reached out to us to get inspiration from our logo so we could ensue them. Wow.
word yeah so what she's doing right now is she's making shirts with the fruit of the loom logo and the cornucopia yeah if the fruit of the loom sues her we know that theory is true because that's their logo you know what i mean but if they but but if they try to sue her she'll be like oh no no that's not you you didn't say that's your logo she's that pressed yo so she's that hurt she has
To be honest, though, because that's playing with somebody's mind. It is, yeah. That's playing with somebody's mind. Super fucked. Especially if it's true and you just, like, try to gaslight someone to believing that whole thing was just, like, a facade. Yeah, so crazy. That's kind of fucked up. Yeah, yeah. But I think for sure... Yo, I always think about this, like...
You know how we were talking about superheroes and shit? What if there's actually superheroes that do save the world but we just can't know? What? Take this out. So, for example, the Mandela effect and shit, right? Uh-huh. What if, like, our reality did really get, like, messed up and it was brought back to where it was before? Uh-huh.
saved by some like team and that's not necessarily like superheroes but but people that can save us like do certain things maybe some attributes or maybe like super smart people and bring it back to reality but we just don't know like wouldn't they be a secret because why would they really be if superheroes were real would they really be like posted in front of you in front of us no it would be a secret team just like how like seal team six is or like all of these different freaking um
Secret Service you would never know they would just be a secret team so what if they do exist and right away before they can even be shown in public like they're taken from from the world and just like used
That's weird, though, because you're just coming out with a super... You can't say this shit, man. Huh? You can't say this shit. You're coming out with a superhero movie, fam. Right, though? Like, imagine you were born with superpowers, but the moment you're born with superpowers, the doctor, like, sees you, and then they replace you with another baby, fam. They take you, and they use you for shit. You know, some guy... I read this story where it was like, some guy got beat up so bad that, like, he actually turned super smart once.
Wait, what the fuck? Did you know this? No. So there's this guy. I think his name was... I think it's Jason. So he went into a bar one day and he started drinking, right? And he got into a bar fight with these two guys. And these two guys decided to rob him. And when he exited the club, they decided to go back and beat him up, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you know how the boxer, he got hit in the back of the head. He became disabled. Yeah. Fam, for this guy, he got...
Punched as like you can like in the back of the head so hard that I guess um his brain There was something where it's like a mathematical Understanding in your brain that gets activated that's linked with the brain No, and when the guy punched it it got more activated and when he woke up that morning He woke up and he was like wait everything is um weird. This is not just a concussion, right? Yeah
He saw everything in pixels. What the fuck? So it's like looking through a retro... You know like the retro game? The retro games? Yeah, yeah. That's what it looked like to him. And so when he went to a doctor, he said, yeah, you just unlocked like some next like nerve in your brain that made you smarter. What the fuck? So this guy got hit so bad. Yeah. He started like...
And it's low-key a funny story too, because his job was a furniture salesman, right? And he always preached that math was so dumb. And his whole life, he was like a Nelk boy. He just partied, chased girls. And then right after, he became a nerd. And any complex... Imagine the quadratic formula he knew. He knew the concepts, everything.
from being hit this is something just some spongebob no that's like spider-man fam like oh you you got bit and you got a power you got hit and you got a power too but this is some patrick star oh yeah bro got hit so bad yeah this is like speaking french yeah loki yeah it was like it was like uh uh you know with the toys where like you character reset yeah yeah the toy that was literally it they say like
If you get like a heart transplant from somebody else, you take on their traits. There was a case with like a man. Yeah, there was a case with a man and he got a heart transplant because he obviously had like a heart condition. Somebody got into a car accident, right? Yeah.
they were able to take the heart, transport it to him. And when he woke up, he had like a change of life. Like more positive? No, he was just into things that he wasn't into before. Yeah, I think he was into like, what's that shit called? You know the swimming where it's like... Yeah, yeah. You know, talk about like the diving. Yeah.
synchronized swimming yeah fam he was like into synchronized swimming yeah he was like eating differently okay but it wasn't necessarily because he wanted to be healthy it's because like there's another heart in him his heart like made him want to do different things and i think don't get me wrong but like i'm pretty sure he learned like a new language yeah no that can't be true
So wait, that proves that, like, you know when the whole debate is like, is your heart like your soul? Is your characteristic like the soul? It isn't then. It's just your heart is different from your soul. Your soul is just like, yeah, I don't know. What is your soul then? If it's not all your characteristics. Who knows, fam? That's exactly the thing. Like, who really knows? Yeah. Like, if you were to take...
Because this is definitely a thing. Yo, my uncle had a f*** theory for me. Yeah, yeah. Bro, this is so f***ed up. What is it? Some real Black Mirror shit. What is it? So, he told me a theory how there was a hacker. Apparently, this isn't even a theory. Apparently, this is real. But there was a hacker. I think it was in Quebec. But he hacked and looked at all of the code of chat GPT. And...
figured out that ChatGPT isn't a computer generated system. - What is it? - It's actually someone's soul. - Yo, that's what's wrong. - What do you mean that's someone's soul? - Check this out. So theory goes that they have the technology to take people's souls and consciousness and put it into technology. So they're able to take people and put it into tech. Now this is where it's fucked, right?
you can imagine if there's a scientist that knows and and he's like a great inventor yeah yeah you would want to hold on to him as long as you can so that you can reap the benefits of later just like in a captain america there's a scientist that that created the super super uh soldier serum yeah yeah they kept his consciousness within the computer so he lives forever through a computer now
Theory is, chat GPT is exactly that. It may not be just one soul that's in it, but countless souls. And that keeps getting added to. So like, you know when AI on Snapchat, there's an AI that talks to you if you're depressed or something? You're actually talking to a random soul that died. Theory, yeah. Holy fuck. That's weird. It's fucked up.
No, did you see the on New Year's where um, uh, you said Black Mirror there was a I think it was in Dubai but everybody had their phone out instead of thing and and everybody was lifting the phone to try and get the the ball count or like the number on the screen. Yeah. Yeah, there was a crazy picture literally everyone it said yo, we're actually turning into the Black Mirror because when I look at it fam, no one I think everyone had their phone out. It was and they were looking themselves. Yeah, and
It's because it's like an attachment. We're so focused and almost... You know Pokemon? When they have an item with them all the time? Fucking Farfetch'd the bird with the green onion? It's like that now. It's almost part of us. If you were to make a characteristic of a human, they have to have a phone in their hand now. Or in your pocket, man. Yeah, that's fucked. There's the tragedy of 2024. Did you hear this? What? What is it?
It began right at the New Year's. So there was a guy who was streaming, right? Yeah. And then like, so everyone who tuned into the New Year's, the New York one. So they posted that. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. There's this guy who was streaming. He was like, yeah. Then he's like, wait, wait, what's going on? And I've seen so many videos where they're putting out this new, like, yeah. Wait, whoa, whoa.
I don't have to explain it. You know, comment down below if you know what's going on.
I heard about that story. The tragedy of 2004. Holy fuck. There was something that happened to me too on, right? On New Year's Eve. It was so fun. Yeah. You'd be so proud of me. So, I was coming back home with my girl, right? And we were like, I was in a most positive mood. Like, I was looking up at the sky like, thank God, thank you for gratitude and stuff like that. Yeah. Right? So, this is when my spatial awareness became super helpful because you know I'm like looking around everywhere. So,
So I'm turning into my driveway. Not my driveway, my driveway. Like my crescent. So my crescent kind of goes like this, right? And there's a stop sign where I have to turn right into my crescent. But beside the stop sign, there's a house. And there was this guy who was backing up.
Right? Yeah. And I turned. I stopped first and then I turned. And I have it on video too. But he didn't notice me turning because I guess he wasn't looking to the right. And we literally almost crashed. I honked my horn super loud as soon as I passed him. Right? Yeah. So his house, if you exit, you just go out the exit. So I look in my mirror and I'm like,
Wait, why is it? Why did he not exit? He's following you. Yeah, so I'm going to my house. I'm like, wait a minute. He's following me, bro. So I'm literally beside my house. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna keep driving. Yeah, yeah, you're smart. So this is what happens. So I take a left. Just a test. I'm taking these random turns. He follows, right? I'm like, okay, I'm gonna start switching lanes. He starts following. I'm like, bro,
This is this uh, because I had time that day. Yeah And I had gas and you know that i'm a troll so I said bro If he wants to follow me, let's go on the freeway. I'm taking him to toronto fam Like I was down to drive four hours just to troll this guy. What happened? No, so so I take the left turn and he still follows me. So
We're waiting at the light and he he there's no cars in front of him He comes to my car and I troll him even more because the worst thing that could happen is having a one-way argument with yourself Right. Yeah. Yeah, so when he looks to my car, I already know he's looking cuz he's so close to my car I turn up the volume and I start dancing I pretend like oh, I don't even see him I know he's pissed
In the car. So fam, we go on the freeway and I start swerving. I put on Ethan mode, like the regal mode. I'm in the Jeep swerving and it's a green Jeep. You can easily track it. Yeah, you can see it. But I start going crazy and fam, we almost reached Toronto. No way, he's still there. He was following me.
- Wow. - It was so petty too. We didn't even crash. - Yeah. - But I cut up so crazy in Toronto, I lost him and got back. - Wow. - Yeah. - What the fuck? He followed you that far? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's something wrong with that guy, man. - No, because see, people are gonna might call me dumb because I didn't just go to the police station, but I knew he wasn't gonna page me or like kill me or anything. That's why I didn't go.
I was doing it as a troll. Like, I knew he wasn't going to go out the car. Yeah, true, true, true. You know what I mean? Like, it could have been avoided. Like, I could have stepped out the car, like, in front of him. But I had gas. You know what I mean? But that's a good, important thing. Like, if you're a woman or just, like, a person, always have gas in your car. True. Imagine I didn't have gas. You're kind of stuck. Oh, fuck, yeah.
Damn, you gotta bust out the hands, bro. Yeah, oh my gosh. We almost got the Toronto fan. We like got Scarborough, maybe. That's crazy. What the hell? Why would you follow someone for that long? Like you're that petty? I think his feelings were hurt because, you know, in Toronto, you don't really honk the horn. But in New York, everything, something little you do, you honk the horn.
- Man's are too soft these days. - Man's are really too soft bro. Like if you honk the horn in Canada, that means you're a bitch or something. No bro, like you just made a mistake. - Yeah, it's not even that serious bro. - It was his mistake too. - You know what's crazy? 'Cause I always wanted one of those custom horns. 'Cause I saw a YouTube video of this guy.
He has like custom horns. So he has one that's almost like a, you know how when you beep twice, it's like to get someone's attention, but it's still kind of loud. So this guy, he introduced two new horns. One of them is like a sound that goes, so it's kind of like just to get your attention. Something nice. Something just like, oh, what is that? You know, but he has another one.
So he has his regular horn that goes And then the last one is when someone pisses him off He installed a train engine horn in his car So you know the Damn That's crazy He put a train engine horn in his car And this shit was so fucking loud Yo
You actually thought there was a trick. He tested it. He tested it. This shit is as loud as a concert. Oh, that's fun. Like, if you just went, it's as loud as a real train. Was it a Tesla or he just had to, like, put it in a new car? I think he... Because Tesla, you can, like, put your own sound. Yeah, you can put your own sound. But him, he, like, made his own. This was before Teslas were made, I think. I'm pretty sure this video was out in, like, 2000, like...
12, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he customized it and everything made his own shit. Uh-huh. Yo, I don't know why. How come they don't have like cars that can change...
You know how back in the 90s, they had the cars that transform. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Why is that not a thing anymore? Why is that not a thing in the right way? You know how you could get more control if you lower it or if you raise it? Oh, yeah. No, that is still a thing. That's still a thing? Remember we were driving... Shout out to Psy. Remember we were driving Psy's car and his shit is super low to the ground. Like the Honda's... The car man's that put their shit low to the ground. No, I know that. But why is that not a thing for just a regular...
almost ability a car can do. You know? Like, they should sell cars with that ability. Like, oh, if you're going to go off-road, just press this button and burn, and then it brings you up. I mean, you have... Is that a thing yet?
I guess there's like sport mode and shit. Yeah, it's like four-wheel drive, two-wheel drive. That's why it was cool. It is. I think it was cool. I want something that transforms. That's what I thought the future would be, like actual transformers, but now we're just stuck with Teslas. I think the Cybertruck is the most futuristic shit that we've gotten. But it's not even the shit that's attached to it. It's the way it looks. Because I feel like the Cybertruck is going to drive like a regular car.
Yeah, it is. I'm pretty sure it's like... The only thing that's different is it's going to drive like a regular electric. Because you know how electric, they don't have no warm-up. It's literally just... If you just turn on the switch, that's what's going to be crazy. Did you ever hear...
Do you ever hear the lead paint theory? Lead paint? Nah. So you know how lead paint, it's like banned everywhere, right? Okay, yeah. Check this out. So it only recently got banned, like I think in the 80s maybe? But the reasoning was because people were eating the paint and it's poisonous because too much lead. Well, there's another theory. The theory goes, did you know lead paint blocks out EMF?
and radio signals what? yeah so lead paint is one of the only ways to stop EMF radiation from getting to you also if you have it in your house or anything then you won't get you won't even get the radiation the radiation won't even get to you woah yeah so the theory goes that what if there's something like
radio frequency that manipulates every single human somehow whether it be through their mind their body to change our frequency and then if you exit that like through like lead paint or wherever you are you see a whole different world
Fuck. So fuck. So it's not... Oh, but wait, but you said they're selling it now though. No, they don't have it anymore. Lead paint's banned everywhere. Oh shit. Isn't that why people started dying in Up? Yeah. I said a theory that before. I think it had something to do with lead paint. Yeah, the lead paint... The lead paint...
Was the reason... Yeah, caused like... Death to the grandma. Something with like their breathing. Yeah. Because it can poison you, right? Because if you breathe that shit in over time, it affects your lungs and gets in your system. Because these chemicals, they don't leave. Yeah. They call it forever chemicals.
And what's fucked up, did you know hot dogs are one of the most hazardous foods you can eat? Yeah. Because of, I know this guy's drooling right now. I said hot dogs, he's like, oh, fuck, I want one now. Check this out. Yeah. Hot dogs have one of the most microplastics. I know that. Yeah. Because, fam, have you seen the How It's Made documentary on hot dogs? Yeah. Fam, it's actually bad. But back this, like the microplastics, when you consume them, Yeah.
It's from a forever chemical. Like, that shit's still with you. That's why you eat the broth worst. Because apparently it's like, it contains less. Less. Less microplastics. Less forever chemicals. Just don't eat it. Just don't eat no forever chemicals. There's chemicals in everything, bro. I didn't even know, like, my shit on my toothpaste is red. That means more chemicals. You get the red one? Yes, bro. At this point, fam, I'm doing...
Might as well go out by enjoying the shit we like, fam. I'ma eat a hot dog regardless. Pause. The thing is, too, it's almost as if, like, if you didn't know these things and you just live, you would just live. No, but it's cool, though, because, like, now you say that, like, you know the apples? Like, they have this type of wax on it. Yeah. Right? Yeah. But
people are saying that the farmers put on their own instead of the apple growing the wax by itself. So some girl took an apple from like a local grocery store and she started going like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was a 10 minute video of her just scraping the wax off. Oh shit, that's how much it was. Yeah. Usually apples obviously produce their own wax but fam, I feel like there's some there's gotta be some type of theory where
They put some different chemical wax on the apple to preserve it even more. Yeah, for sure. For sure. That's definitely a thing. Because already they spray like all of the... Yo, all of our freaking vegetables and like fruits and shit. They get sprayed by those planes and they just chemtrail it. Yeah. You know what I... When you were a kid, you know those old berry cranberry ads? Yeah.
No, what are you talking about? You remember we were like, oh, we grow all these cranberries in field. Yeah, yeah, we were talking about it. Yeah, I do know that. Fam, did they never get sued on like, because that's dirty, fam. They're in the, whenever they did an ad, they were in the pond with their mud booth and shit like that in the cranberries. I'm like, yo. Bro, but that's how it's made, bro. I guess, I guess. But yo, I really like. Man's complaining about, okay, this one's crazy. This one's crazy, right? So y'all complain. Let's say you order, let's say you order like strawberries from a restaurant. Uh-huh.
Oh, fuck, the strawberry fell on the floor. Fam, you know how many times the strawberry fell on the floor before it got to you? You know how many times, fam, the strawberries came from the floor. Yo, that shit was dirty before it even got to your plate. And then it falls on the floor, and then now you can't wash it? Just pick it up.
It's the same shit. Like, it probably... It's probably been in some crazy stuff before it even got to you seeing it. Yeah. So don't even, like... Don't waste food. No, I don't know. It's something about, like, it dropping in front of us that makes it dirty.
I don't know. Because you can't forget it? Yeah, like you know that you're eating something dirty. Like if I don't know I'm eating like the hot dog thing. If I know I'm not eating that, fam, it tastes good. Just like a hot dog. That's true. It's all about the... We used to play cards, right? And this is like grade 7. We used to have so many days. You know when it's raining outside, you can't go outside for recess? You have the indoor recess. Playing cards, playing signal and shit.
My boy, I'm not going to say his name because I don't want to roast him. But he used to always eat beefaroni out of the thermos. Damn, one of the cards, we never wanted to go for it in Signal because you would have to collect, I think it was like a diamonds. But there was one diamond card that had a beefaroni stain on it. It was just nasty. I know. It was just nasty, right? Nobody wanted to go for that shit. What's crazy though, it's like,
At this point, we probably cleaned it. It's probably been washed and rinsed and everything. But you know... But the fact that it has a stain... The fact that it's still, like, shown... It just can't get out of your head, you know? Yeah. And then... Damn...
It became almost like a chemical weapon. So let's say you had a piece of food there and we wanted to troll you. You would take that card and put it on the food. And then now the food is ruined. But realistically, it's not. It's just the concept in your head. Fam, you described how I got phobia of balloons. Oh, really? Yeah, because when I was little and I saw the balloon go into food, it looked disgusting to me. I think I told this. Oh, word. So now I have globophobia where it's like if I see a balloon, it's...
It just, it doesn't scare me. Like, I'm not going to, ah, I'm not going to punch the balloon. But you don't like it because it's traumatic. It's disgusting to me. A balloon, I can't see a balloon and food together or I might throw up. Word. Yeah. That was just like the card thing. You can't see that card together because it has the beefaroni shit. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting stuff. That's exactly how I got it. And it's not even that it's like gross because that's us just being fucking first world problems and baby eating shit. But honestly, it's almost like it stays in your head, you know?
And that's the same thing for people too. It's like, let's say your homie did some shit. Yo, if you had a friend and he cheated on his girl, would it change your perspective of him?
Yeah. Forever, honestly. Yeah, of course. Loki forever, right? Yeah. Because I was thinking about it recently because then like that's a trust thing, right? If your homie breaks a trust with somebody else, then you look at the trust within you two and then within the other people that you care about within your circle. So he could also do the same thing
To whoever. That's what I'm saying. I will say that. I will say if your boy cheats on his girl or any other girl, he can slime you too. Like you never know where it's going to come from. Damn, that's crazy. Yeah. When you were a little kid too, did you watch Garfield a lot or no? Yeah, I did. Did you read the comics? Nah, not a lot. Because I found a dark Garfield theory that I didn't really back when I was younger too. Yeah, yeah. But back when Garfield had comics back in the 1900s, there were four main characters. Here, let me remember the name. There's like
Odie, the dog. Yeah, it was Garfield, Garfield's owner, Odie, and Lyman. Who's Lyman? The other cat, right? No, this was John's roommate. This is low-key Mandelfact 2. Comment down below if you remember a Lyman in the Garfield series. Lyman? Who the fuck? I don't know. He was always in the Garfield comics, right? Yeah. But I think when it came close to 2000s, he just...
made one last appearance and then he was gone forever. Like he never made another appearance, right? And everyone's like asking the creator, where did he go, right? So on the 10th anniversary, the creator had a Garfield book. He made a Garfield book. And in the book, he put 10 ways, I mean, 10 reasons why Lyman disappeared and why it's dark. It's because the last one, it said, don't check in John's basement.
What the fuck? Yeah, this was in the book. So he like trapped him? I guess. Or like he murdered him. And it gets deeper too because Garfield has an official website where they play like Garfield themed games. And on Halloween, there was a game called Garfield Scavenger Hunt. And it was in John's house. Yeah. And when you go around the house and you go in the basement in the back,
Is Lyman tied up like this? No way. He's like a captured victim of John. What the fuck?
Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. So the creators put that on purpose. It's like a... I guess like a little Easter egg. Like an Easter egg. But it's super dark for such a... You know what I mean? A kid thing. That's out of whack. Like what the hell? That's out of nowhere. Did you hear the... Fuck. There was a Mandela effect with Blue's Clues. So you know how Blue's Clues, there's Blue and then the other dog, right? Huh? You know the other dog? What other dog? Magenta. Magenta.
Oh yeah, magenta. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So check this out. Check this out. I got scared. I thought that was magenta. No, there's another dog. Magenta. Okay, yeah. I know magenta. I know magenta. Bro, bro is about to have a moment there. Check this out. So, Mandela effect, right? Uh-huh. Blue's clues. Blue. Is blue a boy or a girl? A boy. That's what we thought.
That's what we thought. What? Wait, wait, you thought it was a boy? Yeah, he's a boy. It's a boy. Actually, no. It's a girl? Fam, I'm still confused now. No, but you know Magenta? Magenta's the guy, right? What? No, that can't be Magenta. No, Magenta's the girl. That's a... I don't want to... No, but Magenta's the guy, fam.
So check this out, check this out. So the Mandela Effect is... Everybody thought that blue was the girl and magenta is the guy. Yeah. Damn. Because magenta being the opposite color of blue... Of blue would be... Be the guy, right? Yeah. Damn, magenta is a girl too. Wait, so they're... They're both girls. What? Yeah. Mandela Effect. Because everybody remembers...
Blue, because what's his name? Steve always goes, come here, girl. Yeah, see? So blue is a girl. But when magenta comes on screen, like, oh, play with your friend, the playmate. And we're assuming, okay, yeah, that's the guy. Because magenta is the opposite color. Oh.
But magenta's not even a guy, fam. Magenta's also a girl. Mandela effect. No, because like, I don't know why, but like, as a kid, like, you assume pink and blue. Like, you know what I mean? When you're a kid, you're like, oh, that's the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Me too. I didn't know they were both girls. Me too, but then I remembered, this is me looking back at my childhood, I remembered that blue was a girl.
And then the other dog came into the picture. Yeah. So that one had to be the guy. I think what confirmed it is the come here girl. Yeah. Because that makes sense. I remember him saying that. Remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now, I'm like, wait, what the fuck? So they never had a guy dog at all. Yeah. At all. Mandela Effect 2, I thought there was another cat with Garfield. I thought there was a black skinny cat.
as another Garfield character or am I tripping? I think there is no? I think they made a movie oh no they did in the movie the live action one like when they CGI'd Garfield there's a black skinny cat yeah but it wasn't like a character it was just like in the frame oh okay yeah yeah I remember that I remember that I don't remember a lot of movies but I remember that still
Fuck, is there like a... I think there's a Rick and Morty episode. There's a cat that came to look at Morty, but he looks so familiar. Damn, okay, never mind. I'm probably just like, do you want some shit? This generation is the type to be like, to make this theory like a whole big thing. It's like, yo, what's salt and pepper's genders? Yo. What were they genders though? What was salt and what was pepper? Yo, back this. You ever realize how there's salt, pepper, and then there's paprika.
Oh there was paprika? Yeah I didn't know. No there's no paprika. Paprika is like the orange one. There was? I just don't know because when they go in the painting there's only like two like you know like there's two circling each other. Paprika? Yeah there's paprika there's like an orange one. Leave it on the comments right now. I don't know. Leave it on the comments. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Let me check right now real quick real real quick. Look look look. We always forget that we have phones. Loose gloose.
Shoutout the OG jumpers man. Shoutout the OG jumpers. You will only get that. Y'all will know Bluess Cluess. Bluess Cluess. Bluess Cluess characters. That's why we had everyone thinking that we were racist. I think they were mad because they didn't know we were Filipino. So we got Steve. Oh what the fuck this is a new one? Told you. There's no Paprika bro. Wait there's two Bluess?
What? What do you mean? Wait, who's this dog? Or is it just the same? It has to be the same. Yeah, it is the same. Okay. Yeah, see, this is Paprika right there. See? Boom, Paprika. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, the bigger one. Oh, there's a green dog now? What the fuck? There's a green dog? Look, look. Let me see.
Who the hell? Oh no, that was always a thing. No. No, no, that was always a thing. Like OG? I'm actually not even kidding. It has to be like newer though. No, I think I remember a green dog. What the fuck? I don't remember this green dog. Okay, anyways, anyways. Yeah. I have a theory for you. This is a theory.
It's an interesting theory. It's similar to the art theory I said on the other episode. But you know the painting of God and the creation of Adam? Okay. Where God's reaching out and then Adam's like this, right? So this is really interesting because I started looking at art differently. And that painting, it actually tells a story of humans. So...
God is reaching out all the way, extended fully with his finger. But Adam, the man, is like this.
So he can touch God, but he has to make the decision to do it. To do it, yeah. So it's like a metaphor, not even a metaphor, just a take on that whole representation where, yo, it's up to man if they want to get to know God. It's up to them. Yeah. And...
Adam in the picture, just all he has to do is lift his finger a little bit more. And he touches God. And he touches, yeah. No, that's facts though. Remember the meme that you sent of Peter? And he was like, I don't know that guy. Wait, which one? I think you sent a meme in the group chat. Because it was like, oh, when Peter was confronted by God, he was like, I don't know that guy. Or maybe not Peter, but it was someone. It was one of his disciples that said, I don't know him. Oh, yeah.
Oh, wait. You mean the one I put in the... Yeah, that one. The one I put in my Instagram post? No, no, no. You sent it in the group chat. It was like, I don't know that, man. Who is that?
It was like one of Jesus' disciples. Oh, yeah. The one that like disowned or whatever. Yeah. But yeah, if you guys see the rosary hoodie, I'm about to drop this soon. This is my next drop. And if you bag it, there's inspiration. This actually came from Carlos too. No way. What? Because...
I usually wear the two rosaries. But a low-key could be Jumper's merch too because one of them is your chrome hearts. Oh, shit. Yeah, one of them is your chrome heart rosary and then one is mine. Oh, that's pretty sick. Yeah. And then, yeah, Carlos gave me a Bible. The whole thing is like, yeah, I'll tease it in the trailer, but it all literally came together. Like, I was thinking like, no other clothing brand. Like, I've seen you wear that
of that God t-shirt. Which one? Where it's like, it preaches about, it was like a circle. You wore it on, um, uh, Charon's birthday, I think. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm really thinking like, that t-shirt's cool, but like, I feel like people don't want to put on like these Christian clothes because it,
It's not... The design is not cool enough. Like, I wouldn't... Not gonna lie, I wouldn't put on that shirt. That's an easy shirt, though. That's why. That's why. I'm like, yo, how can I... I've seen Team Satan 666 shirts, and I was like, let me... And people wear it. Yeah, people wear it, so let me flip it. I'm gonna say Team God shirt and put my two rosaries on it. So, you know what I mean? So, I made this shit... I tried to make it as cool as possible so people can rep it. Yeah, yeah. Because it's so weird that...
it's becoming so accepted and almost as if like it's it's cool yeah like that's what i'm saying yeah they're tempted that much to to
Join that side of them because it's like almost a trend. Yeah, it's fun because you said this about me too is like yo if you uh, if School was cool. You know, I mean you would hop in the bandwagon - that's facts like if Christian and old school Yeah, people would hop on. Mm-hmm. I mean, but I guess it's I guess but that's not the point though It is like the point is is for you is for you to find it because you want something, you know, that's deeper. Mm-hmm
Like all of these things are like wanting to be cool and wanting to be like a certain person. All those things, it's just the feeling of others almost like watching. Rather than you yourself, because if you think about it like this, right? Like when somebody goes and doesn't, this goes straight to your driving thing. Yeah, yeah.
Where you were dancing and pretending like that guy was looking. Yeah, facts. In a regular scenario where somebody's doing their thing, do you think they're focused on whatever else people are looking at and like how they're reacting to what they're doing? Probably not. They're just going to do their thing. Like if somebody's singing a song, are they going to look at you and then like, oh shit, how are they reacting? How are they reacting? I got to sing it differently. They're not.
And they're not going to, it just comes from the heart and it comes naturally because they just want to perform it that way. The moment we do too many things where we almost limit ourselves because of it, because of like, we're seeing other people looking and other people's expectations of that shit. That's when something becomes disingenuine. That's when it becomes almost like a, okay, if I didn't have that in my head, would I have done it? Right.
Probably not. And then that's the real question is, okay, if you wouldn't have done it, what would you do? And maybe you should do that instead. Facts. Do you ever catch yourself doing that? Catch myself what? Not doing or doing something because? Definitely a long time, like before. I would say a lot, a lot growing up in high school especially. Mm-hmm.
I would... But I'm like really... I'm really interested in seeing what the hype is with everything. Yeah. So I like diving in. So you would dive in it. Yeah, I would like diving in and seeing like, okay, let me try it out. Let me see what's up. I think the biggest thing... The biggest thing I did for that would be like play badminton even though I don't like badminton. Just impress like a girl. Yeah, yeah. Shit like that. But...
Not necessarily like take on to a persona or take on to like a personality type or take on to like a... Because those things are when you go too far in it.
it just hurts to come back. Yeah. Or if you go too far in it, you lose like who you were. Yeah. And that's when people have like, later in life, they have like a, what do you call that? Midlife crisis and like, oh fuck. Okay. Who was, who was Carlos before Carlos? Yeah. Right. But I noticed something too with you is like,
You're very understanding of both sides. Say you do something and it doesn't work out for you, you're not going to bash the hobby. You're not going to bash badminton. Yeah, exactly. I understand it, of course. Which is good because if you bash it, just because it didn't work out for you doesn't mean it can't work out for someone else. Yeah, very true. Very true. Everybody has their own walk of life. Everyone has their own walk of life. And a lot of people, they're going to find a lot of success in places other people, they literally can't. It's just not for them. Yeah.
And those are the people that they have to really like understand that, okay, since I have the opportunity to do these things, let me not waste it. Let me like...
go as far as I can with it. If you have a talent for something and you really have a passion for it, but you're feeling like, okay, it's not cool enough. Fuck, nobody likes chess. Maybe I should do a different sport. If you like chess and you're really good at it, excel because nobody else can do what you can. Facts. And the fact that you can excel where nobody else can't, we're going to cheer you on because you'll be there. Yeah. But obviously you have those close friends that might be like, oh, it's not cool. It's whatever. You should do shit like this, blah, blah, blah.
That's okay. You'll find people that truly like what you do because you like doing it. Not because they have their own interests and try to imply it onto you. There's people that will really fuck with what you're doing
because you're doing it not because of what it is yeah there's no Filipino Spiderman we're about to get one yeah real shit yeah real shit that's still so funny to me you should just start wearing like the shit under just to really get it because I'm expecting that you have it on at all times
Yo, what's funny too is I don't want to say what scene it is, but I had to get a stunt double, right? Oh, it was that bad? No, there's like, there's shit I can't do, obviously. I can't do no flips, right? Oh, okay. Fuck that. But, yo, yo, but when I was watching, when I was watching like, everyone on set too, like, because Max is, Max is holding the camera. Max kept wanting to call him Carlos. Yeah.
Because we really thought it was me. Damn, he looks exactly like you? Well, in the suit. Shout out Zandy. Zandy is in the suit. Okay. And then Max kept wanting to call Zandy Carlos, but it's not me. I was going to say, you know how rare that is to find someone that looks like Carlos that can do a backflip? That's two specific things that you guys both found.
A man that looks exactly like Carlos that can do a backflip. He didn't know because the mask was on. So he couldn't really tell. I'm in the suit for most of it. It's just like that one part. Because it's like shit. I can't literally do that. Yeah. But imagine he's like seven foot tall and you notice the height change. Yeah.
That's what I love about movies. You know that theory where every movie star that throws a football, it looks like the worst shit ever? No way. Why? There was one. I forgot the movie, but I think it was a rom-com. So the cameraman was close to him, and he was throwing a movie, and he was like... And he played. Guess what part he was? The team captain, the quarterback of the best football team.
Wait, so why did they choose him? No, because it's like he explained it. He was like, no, the guy that was catching the ball was right behind the camera and they were up close. So he was going like this. He was like...
Oh, I see. No, that's true. Because when you're trying to catch something on camera, it's different than actually doing it. Like, when you're doing fight scenes, you actually have to go slow. Yeah. Because if you go too fast, it won't even pick up on camera. Oh, for real? Yeah, it won't even pick up. What do you mean it doesn't pick up? So, like, if I go full speed, like boxing speed, you won't really pick it up, really. Oh.
And it won't look good. Okay. But to get like the perfect, you know, you can always speed things up later. But in a fight sequence, you would want to slow it down. Especially to make it look like somebody got hit. Yeah, yeah. Because if you just go fast and it doesn't react right, it's not going to look good. Because to be honest, like if you do real speed, the speed is meant to not be seen. The punch is meant to not be seen if you're fighting in real life. That's true. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
But apparently like Bruce Lee, when every single time they were shooting his footage, yo, Bruce Lee had to go almost like 30% speed because he was that fast. 30%? That's slow. He was going so fast. Bro was going so fast that you couldn't even, camera couldn't even pick it up. Holy shit.
It would just look invisible. Holy fuck, man. Well, obviously, that's like the Bruce Lee lore. Yeah. We don't know if that's true. Maybe... Nah, actually, no. I believe it, though. Nah, I think Bruce Lee had it up like that. I love to believe it. The thing is, though, is like we're not from that era and we don't really bag like how crazy Bruce Lee would have been. Yeah, yeah. Because that's another one of the...
I guess heroes you could say for Asians was Bruce Lee. Yeah. You know? Because everybody else had their superhero. I guess we had Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee's wearing what? Yellow. Oh!
Did you see the podcast where it's like Gen Z doesn't know shit about movies and then Bobby Lee was talking about Mr. Miyagi and then the girl was like, oh yeah, Jackie Chan. Yo, that's crazy. And then she was like, Bobby's like, what the fuck did you just say? No, because it was Jackie Chan in the new Karate Kid. But she thought that Mr. Miyagi was literally played by Jackie, like was Jackie Chan.
Yeah, the new one. The new one with Jaden Smith. But the old Miss Miyagi? Nah, that guy's like a legend. You know the beaver? The Chinese beaver? Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about. Yes, bro. I think that's my favorite meme of 2023. Yo, so that movie is actually a really, really good movie. And it's really like...
It's COVID. Oh, shit. Yeah. It's actually like... And people make fun of it now. It's just being fun of because it's a beef. I don't know, man. So the equivalent of that is like taking... Damn, what's a good scene? Like...
Like the scene of Titanic. Yeah, Titanic. Leaning around DiCaprio and it's like super sad and shit. Yeah, yeah. But like making him a bunny. That's literally the equivalent. Like it's actually a serious ass scene. Yeah, yeah. But just making it funny. That's true. Oh, did you see Anyone But You? The newest rom-com? With...
Sydney Sweeney? I didn't watch it. I'm into rom-coms because I'll die on the hill that every Asian rom-com is better than any other. Like you have a... I agree. Yeah, you have a... What do you call this? Always Be My Maybe, Crazy Rich Asian, and then Love Hard. Bro, come on, bro.
But what's smart at the end of Anyone But You, they play the song Unwritten. Feel the rain on your skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they play it throughout the movie. So it's like, that's so smart because it's a throwback. Whenever people hear that song now, I see it trending on Twitter. Oh, you think of the movie. You think of the movie. So like, yo, the whole budget was really just spent on Sidney Sweeney and that fucking song. You know the band Led Zeppelin? Yeah. You know the song that goes, ah.
You know it, right? I think so, yeah. It's always in action sequences. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? So they had it in Shrek 2. They had it in Thor. Bag this. For you to get that song, I think it's called Redemption Song or Immigrant Song, one of those. But to get that song, fam, it costs millions of dollars. Just to have the... Man, people spend millions of dollars just for that sample. Crazy. Yeah.
But it makes that much of like a... Almost an iconic moment. So what's fucked is... Eventually... You know how I said the... I always come back to this. But you know the Morty thing where like you just make sounds? Eventually you'll be able to get the exact same emotion. Just plug it into the AI. Okay, AI. Take this sound that everybody finds pleasing to the ears. Make me another one that doesn't sound like it. But hits the same emotions in my head. All you have to do is...
If you're a real Carlos fan, you'll know that he actually tried that with that Mac Miller song. Still the funniest shit to this day, bro. This guy said, yo, it was copyrighted. I have to sing it. I'm like, you don't have to. I wanted a song, bro. And it was so precise that it still...
I was so down bad with the copyright. No, because I tried everything. I tried changing the pitch. I tried changing the slowed and reverb and shit. I tried changing everything. Fuck it, let me sing this shit, bro. This guy really had the podcast mic. It's like...
I put that shit on YouTube. It still got copyrighted, man. That was jokes, man. Hey, man. Filipinos are great singers. No matter how bad you think you are. You feel me? We're going karaoke. What's your karaoke song? Yeah. Oh. Probably...
Probably Apologize by Timberland. Word. It's too late to apologize. That's a throwback still. I feel like it has to be a throwback. It can't be a new song. Mine would definitely be like an Usher. Usher is good too. Maybe like a, you want it, you want it bad. Okay, yeah. I can get that with that. I can get that with that. All right, leave down in the comments what you guys play for karaoke. Let me know y'all's karaoke songs. And,
And if you made it this far in the end, I just want to say thank you everyone for supporting the Filipino Spider-Man. This is a huge dream of mine and a project that means so much to me. So everybody that's supporting it, yo, thank you. Facts, bro. So make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Make sure to go down to Spotify, Apple, download those episodes. Go on to Carlos and my Instagram for updates on his movie and my clothing. And yeah, Jumper Jump out. Deuces.