EP.162 - POSSESSED DOLL FOOTAGE, DARK TRUTH ANGRY BIRDS, CRAZY CHOPSTICKS THEORY
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I need the Max win. But like, that's someone's name. So it's like, Anita Max win. Oh, okay. So he's just shouting something. But he turned it into like, I need the Max win. Shout out. Drake is pretty sick for, for shout out all the streamers and stuff, you know? Yeah. Like I'm surprised. There's not a lot of rappers that are really doing it where they give back to like,

the content creators way below them. Yeah, and yo, and like, you know how like, he's tapped into everything? Fem, when he was like, he was dissing Metro Boomin, he was like, oh, for all you guys who were the tweet deleters and shit like that, you make me sick to my stomach, Fem. And I'm like, yo, if he's seen that girl from Toronto, he's definitely seen us, bro. Like, come on. Nobody's gonna shout us out like that. Yeah, I know. Not yet. Not yet. After the film? Oh, yeah. What's this shit? After the film? After the film?

After the film comes out, it's raps, bro. Okay. Before we start the pod, I just want to say this because this... I'm going to drop a picture on my Instagram right before the film comes out. Okay. That very moment, because I haven't given out details what this film is really about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you have. Kind of. Yeah. Kind of. But there's a very, very important detail that I kept out.

That makes it internet breaking. Okay, okay. And I wouldn't just say that shit, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the moment I drop that picture, I need everybody to repost it. Y'all are going to want to repost it anyway. Okay, okay. That's all I'm saying. But keep an eye out and be ready. Yeah, yeah. It's that crazy. I wouldn't gas it. I deadass wouldn't gas it like that.

Wait, you wouldn't gas it? Why? No, I wouldn't gas it if it wasn't this groundbreaking. If it wasn't this groundbreaking, I wouldn't fuck around like that. Because that's the problem. People talk big and then they drop something that's regular. This shit ain't regular. Yeah, because I'm like, yo, you're dropping a lot of details, like the little scenes and shit. But people already know I'm in one scene, but I'm so happy I'm in that direct scene. Because if Jake was watching, he would watch that scene. Oh, with Nick? Yeah.

You can put that if you want to. Yeah, you can put that if you want to, but I'm like, yes. Fun fact, I actually had a dream last night about, like, I was at this event. It was on some, like, Illuminati shit, though. It was really weird. So this is really, really weird, but I was at, like, it was a documentary for Drake, and it was, like, his screening of a movie. And then, like, a bunch of us were there, and all of these, like, celebrities came into the room.

It was so weird because the specific celebrities that walked in, one of them was Young Lean. And he dapped us up and he said, yo, I watch you guys all the time. This is what's weird though. Because when I woke up exactly right after the dream, I checked my phone. I scroll once on the For You page and it's something about Young Lean.

And then another one of the, one of the freaking celebrities that was there too was, I think it was like, what's his name? Offset. Okay. Same thing. I went on my For You page and I seen like

Like a couple swipes and it was offset. So I have a really weird like theory. I think your phone, because I don't have Siri on my phone anymore. And you know how people say like, oh, when you speak, like Siri picks up on it and then they know like what ads to put in front of you and shit. Damn, I think it's becoming to a level where it understands your mind now.

Like, it doesn't even fucking need your voice. It doesn't even need your conversation. Yeah, yeah. I think it can understand your mind. Nacho. I don't know about that. I don't know. I think it can. Because... Yeah, obviously, like, the ads on Amazon, if you think about something, it'll pop up. But, like, I think that's just based on data. Because, like, you...

If your mind is you, you just put it in your phone. So it's the same thing. It's not directly your mind. No, but that's what I'm saying. Like, it understands the human brain enough to put that content in front of us because it understands, like, what we're like at that moment. Yeah. Like, how the f- Like, Young Lean, I don't even listen to Young Lean like that. I know of him. And I've seen his content. You know what I thought about? So, um, foreshadow, uh, all your, all your, um,

April Fool's pranks come to life. So remember when you posted that picture of, because some guy, I guess in one big Illuminati meeting, looked like Carlos. Remember you posted, or was it an OVO team? Yeah.

Remember there was a picture? Yeah yeah yeah! It was like a Luminati meeting and somebody that looked like me. So predictive foreshadowing, maybe after the movie comes out you're... I'm not joining the Luminati. No no not that though. I'm not joining the Luminati. But you're integrated into a bunch of celebrities right? One of them, one of your It Fool's pranks was you got a neck tat. But it wasn't a neck tat specifically but you got tats in the future.

another one was your first one when you posted a picture in front of the mosque or whatever it was a church yeah you turned out to be super religious right after yo it's kind of crazy that is kind of foreshadowing stuff so all your april fools pranks have actually come to life once you post it on the on instagram you know what like there is people don't bag it and people definitely don't look at my profile that much but i actually leave a bunch of theories like within my pictures oh

Oh yeah, the last slide. It's always the last slide. It's not always the last slide. It's not always the last slide, but there's some pics. You'll understand exactly what I'm going through just by what I post, fam. No, the craziest one was... It was... What do you call this? One guy texted me. He's like, yo, is Carlos leaving the Jumpers community? Why? Because the last slide of Alpha and Omega, when he's like, oh, are you going to leave Alberta or Banff or whatever? Yeah.

And it's like, I'm going to be a lone soldier. That's a crazy theory. One guy DM'd me. One guy DM'd me. He's like, is Jumper's jump done? I'm like, what? That's a crazy theory. That's a crazy theory. Like, my big announcement is I'm leaving Jumper's jump after the film. And it's through Alpha Omega, bro. Like, come on, bro. That's a crazy theory. But I think what's dope is like...

For us, you know, I mean our culture is like thinking this way. Yeah, so it's only right in everything We do we kind of leave hints like that. Yeah, I'm saying well one of the craziest ones is like, you know those um those dumb art exhibits Have you seen that one where it's like what he stacks like one guy stacks some sand? Yeah, he just waits and then like a hundred people are watching him and then it falls and then everybody's like

we love that like what kind of hint does that mean like what does that represent and then there was another guy who was like in a little kiddie pool and he started kayaking around the kiddie pool and everyone was just watching him you know what though that's fire art though no it's not it's fire but you're intrigued are you not

I guess. I guess I'm looking at it. So you're intrigued. So that means it worked? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah. I think that's the common misconception we regularly assume is, oh, it's weird. And then it's like, fuck, you're dumb. You're just doing some crazy shit. But realistically, they put you in an emotion and they got an emotion out of you. That is true. Just by looking at something. So the art kind of worked. Because in our heads, art just is painting and abstract shit. Yeah.

Yo, art can be as simple as you sitting on a chair and saying some words. Yeah. There was another one I seen where a guy put a bunch of fish into blenders, right? Why? To drink it? No. And this was an art exhibit. And he told the people...

to press it. So he would rent out the art exhibit room just for him. He put 10 blenders of fish in each. And when people came in, he was like, okay, you either have two options. You either press the red button to kill the fish or let it live. And I guess his whole thing was like, do you, like, let's see who's really like bad in people. Like, let's see the bad in people. But is that bad? Yeah, it is. Because it's just fish.

I mean, it's killing at the end of the day. But we eat animals all the time anyway, you know what I'm saying? But it's like, it's animal cruelty at the end of the day. Is it animal cruelty? Yes, because you put them in a fucking blender. Was it like a goldfish? Yeah, it was a goldfish. Oh, okay. So it's not for like eating. Guess how much people pressed it though. A lot.

No. It was only one guy. Really? And the one guy was a journalist just trying to create like a... Controversy? Yeah, controversy. To see if like... If I press it, since no one else is pressing it, let's see if I get the ball rolling. Presses it. Everyone's like, what the fuck? Everyone's like panicking and no one did it. Oh, that's pretty good then. Like society's looking kind of up still. Yeah, yeah. But I feel like...

will only, I think the human mind, the way it works is whenever we see a whole bunch of people leaning toward one outcome, they're just gonna follow it, you know? Whatever the norm is and whatever like the rules and what you're supposed to do in that scenario, you're probably gonna do it. Like if you walk into, let's say, let's say you accidentally found yourself into a cult. Yeah. And you can't leave. You literally can't leave.

and they're doing some questionable shit. You're probably going to do the same thing because you'll stick out if you don't, and then they're going to judge you if you don't. So in the same way, how society is the opposite, how it's like, okay, we have our social norms. Boom. You have to kind of follow it. If you don't, we all look at you now. You've seen those Scientology people, like the real cult men's because like they try to drag you in and be like, Oh, do you want to do this little survey? It's 60 questions. And then, uh,

once you answer those 60 questions, you've joined that cult. And they teach you about... They tell you, I guess, don't follow whatever religion you're following. Follow ours. Interesting. You haven't seen the Scientology stuff? I know the Freemasons. They actually just elaborate on whatever your religion is. So they have members that are Muslim, Buddhist, whatever. But they just capitalize on it.

and then they give like twists onto it it's also like they just add so there's a freemason version of the bible there's a freemason version of like yeah the the quran you know yeah and that's why it's interesting so it's like they they they're smart they get you yeah where you are because no matter what everybody kind of has their beliefs and once you tap into that yeah

You that's almost like their language. You know saying so let's say let's say you're a gamer and you're not gonna listen to me if like I'm over again I'm like an athlete cuz all you do is game but the moment I start speaking like oh yo, what fortnight? Yeah, and that's it what tech

what are your terminologies? Yo, I have your attention now. Now we can talk about whatever. Now I can get deep with you. That's why all of those PS4 like late night link ups, y'all have the deepest conversations. Yeah, low key. Because you're on a level already where it's an understanding. That's why when you meet like somebody online and you're playing with them, like let's say Call of Duty or like Halo way, way back. You already like click. Even though you never met them in person, you're already like super close because you're on that like plane. Yeah.

where everything is understandable. One of my friends actually has been playing, I think it's, what is it? I don't know what game, it might be COD, but they've been playing for four years and he thought he was a catfish the whole time, but now they're best friends. They finally met. That guy flew out just to see him. That's crazy. Like a Call of Duty friend? Yeah, yeah. I love those stories like that because it's very wholesome.

Yeah, that is wholesome stuff. I'm pretty sure PewDiePie and his girl, they got married and they met through like, I'm not sure if it was gaming necessarily, but it was definitely like online. And he moved to, what was it like? Where does he live now? Is it Norway? Something like that, right? PewDiePie? Yeah. Oh shit, I thought this bro was in LA. Sweden, sorry? Yes, maybe. I don't know. No, he's Swedish. He's Swedish. Yeah, but I thought he moved to like LA, bro. No, he lives in Japan now. What the?

What the fuck? Pewdiepie? You don't know the Pewdiepie lore? No, I go like, I wasn't that big of a Pewdiepie. Like, I wasn't watching Pewdiepie as like most Pewdiepie stans were watching him. Oh, were you? Yeah, I was more of a Markiplier type guy. Oh, okay, okay. You know what I mean? I was part of that cult. There's this group on YouTube. This is very niche. I doubt anybody knows about them. Okay. But their name was The Creature Hub.

You definitely don't know about them, but it's super, super neat. Listen, listen. What if I did? No, I just know you like the way you watch content. You're not watching them. But the Creature Hub, bag this. This was the first ever content house. Yeah. Like, you know, yeah. You know, YouTubers, they have their content houses before, like Team 10 and shit. And then you had like the Hype House, blah, blah. This was the first ever one to do it. And they were Minecraft gamers. Yeah.

They had like a house. They had a content house. Yeah. I think this was in... This is somewhere in Texas, I think. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Maybe Colorado. But what they did, like they dead ass did what content houses do now. And I think like theoretically, they might have made the Formula FM. Because what they used to do, they used to all play like Minecraft games.

Treehouse, but it's like different perspectives of the same world because we're all living in it, right? Obviously, there's different storylines that's happening in that world because there's fucking like 12 of them and then they would also have the IRL Content which is in the house so they start everybody has their different rooms and shit and then every single like let's say Christmas They have something different going on. There's like prank wars or whatever is going on in the house and

That might have been the first ever content house. The sad thing is though, I think because they're the originators, because they're like the pioneers of that gen. They don't get credit. They don't, yeah, they don't get credit and they didn't get to learn from other people's mistakes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Because low-key, when I think about houses of teams, the only two things is the Cloud House with RiceGum, Banks, KSI. That too, yeah. And Team 10. That was the biggest one. I thought that they started it. Not no Minecraft nerds. You know what I mean? These Minecraft YouTubers, I'm pretty sure they're the first ever. First ever, yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure they're like 2008. Like,

like maybe earlier than that. Yeah. So you can imagine like that's so unheard of, bro. Yeah, I know. There was also a group of guys that were in college. And you know how like you can change your... I don't know how, but you can change your location of your house if you live there to any name, right? Yeah. And they named it Mahar's Restaurant. So they put it as a restaurant, right? So people came to their house? Yeah. And it was crazy because one of the biggest jokes that they played on everyone is...

they became, that house became the biggest restaurant in New York. No way. And it wasn't even a restaurant. No way. So the whole joke started is because I think the guy named Mahart in that apartment loved to cook, right? Yeah. So what they did, they changed the name of the house and then whenever they would cook,

Mahara would cook for them. They would leave reviews on the fake house. So they're like, oh, excellent, excellent steak, excellent potato. So their homies would come over and just keep putting reviews. Yeah, just put reviews, right? And it got so bad, it started gaining traction. Men's would knock on the door. Hey, can I get a table? They're like, what the fuck is a restaurant? That's crazy. Yeah, and it was crazy because they were like, okay,

Instead of ending it ending it the joke right there when the guy came to his house They're like how far can we take this right so they set up a website for a waitlist? BAM 900 New Yorkers Signed up for the website. That's so what they did they they got a building just for a one one night pop-up like pop-up restaurant, right? Fan people RSVP they had to wait a year just to get into the restaurant shit and guess what they served a

What? Like a bad steak, cheese, and a glass of milk. That's all they served. And then what were the views? Like they were trash, fam. What do you think? It's fucking... Fam, all the cooks were all his friends, fam. They were in the back.

But that joke like took off. Was it like a Mr. Beast experiment or was it just like... It was just a troll that like... So they didn't record it? No, they did. Oh, okay, okay. Because obviously it got coverage. Yeah. And they're so smart because like they... What do you call this? They got fans like with...

Signs and they're like we love you Drake even though Drake's not coming to store. It just pulled more and more attractions They're like we love you. Oh, that's fucking smart That's so smart my heart's in the back with a couple of his college friends just cooking That's crazy

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Well, I think there has to be some celebrities. Not even celebrities, sorry. Low-key influencers...

Or even restaurants just like that. Who just trolled and got famous. Not even. Like what if they're all you can say like industry plants. Where it seems like it's a social experiment. It seems like a mom and pa behind closed doors. That's like sponsored by something huge. Yeah.

Like Drake owns part of the shares. Yeah, but you just don't know. And then that's how it got attention. Because all it really takes is fucking algorithm pickup. And then the right person to share it, it's wrapped. Yeah, low key. There's a basketball organization that Drake owns a part of. It's OTE, Overtime Elite or something. And they pay their ballplayers more than college or...

Maybe... I don't know. They paid more? Yeah, more. But they signed them to crazy contracts. Just because Drake has so much money, they're allowing him to do that. Oh.

Because it's like a tax write-off and shit. Yeah, exactly. So they have this whole league, four teams, just college kids who, you know what I mean, get paid hella. Yeah. I'm so interested, like, what is everybody's... Because you see all the influence in the celebrities and what their main, like, side gigs are. Oh, yeah. But I'm curious what their, like, passion projects that they don't talk about are. You know what I'm saying? There has to be some weird fucking ones, you know? Because, you know, like, 21 Savage is a pilot.

Pilots yeah, you didn't know that no yeah, Tony. What's happens is a pilot like he went to school for like yeah, that's crazy Yeah, like there's man said like you don't you don't think yeah would do certain things, but they do certain things Like you look at like let's say Drake and

Who knows he's like a furry? He's like a dentist. He said he's into girls that cosplay. Yeah, but that means, you know, the normal me. You don't know though. It could be something crazy. I guess. You never know fam. I guess. Honestly, I love when... I think this is what makes celebrities more and more relatable. Is whenever they have a really weird quirk to them, that they're not afraid to show.

Yeah, that makes sense. That's what makes something interesting. Like, I want to hear, like, about Lil Uzi's love for anime type shit. Yeah. Or, like, who knows, like, freaking, like, a wrestler that's into, like, something complete opposite spectrum. Because I think that makes the most, like, interesting person. Yeah. And where it's, like, the weirdest, sorry, like, the strongest in one specific, like, niche. Yeah.

and then the complete opposite like turn and it's like something really fucking like off script that's why Kai is so relatable because you know like we relate to him oh he still has the old chair that as a viewer it's like yo you'll never switch up on I guess us cause you still you came from humble beginnings you know what I mean and it's like it's low key nostalgic cause he's low key just the iCarly of this generation yeah

I've seen someone say that. It was like, that makes sense. He's like Black Eye Carly. Yeah, Black Eye Carly. He brings all these celebrities. You know what I mean? Takes them to a new level. Because it's like Offset. You see him, oh, he's all gangster. When he's on Kai'Sa, he's like doing all the troll stuff. Yeah, that's true. I gained more respect for Offset after that stream. Do you think it's going to be... Do you think it will change and then...

Because he becomes too popular, people are going to go to somebody else that's a little bit more relatable because they're too popular. Do you think that's the downfall of people? I don't think so. I don't think so. Why do you say that? Because Cardi got to so big of a point where it's like... Remember back then when they said, oh, right away, the album's trashed, the album's trashed. Now, whatever he drops, he's so mainstream that it's like, my glorious king just dropped. Oh, yeah. I think Kai's going to get to that level. It's like, whatever he does is cool. But...

I would say for Cardi, he kind of went quiet. Is the reason he became like that. Like mysterious? Yeah, he became quiet. But I feel like that's part of the marking though. That's what he wanted to do. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why it worked. But since Kai's making a lot of content all the time. Oh, so it's like annoying. Would it work the same? Yeah. Okay, I can agree with that. It's like a Frank Ocean effect, you know? Yeah, because Uzi kept dropping and he got low-key like... Frank Ocean's such a goat because it's like...

Where do you ever even see Frank Ocean? This guy doesn't even perform. Yeah. This guy doesn't even perform, but he's that goaded. And then when he actually does, he pulls a shit performance and then people still love him after that. It's like, no, I'll forgive you one time, Frank, because you're, you know what I mean? I'm so curious if there's any like, is there celebrities that made their own cults and shit? Celebrities that have made their own cults. But they just don't say it out loud, I guess. Opium's a cult.

Guess so. Yeah, you know, I mean she's like yeah, what the fuck that is a cold cross. Yeah, oh, yeah Josh bro, if you're listening, you know what we jack over here again. No, that's crazy Yeah, cuz I was thinking about it like back in the day, you know the

80s, 90s, even before then, all of these people that had like a little bit of like attention, they would try like if they're into it to try and like create a religion. Yeah. That was like a big boom for a while. There was this guy in LA. I forgot his name, but he was like a fitness model. He was like, he was a life coach. And what he would do

He would gather all these people in LA to these parties and kind of like trap them into joining his cult. And believing in all of these different things like a diet plan, a way to look more beautiful, this and that. And kind of make him seem like this messiah, right? Now what's crazy, he used to do fucking like tricks and tactics to people to make them believe he has superhuman abilities. What he used to do, he would say,

close your eyes and then he would put his hand on on like your your forehead okay and he said do you see the light and you close your eyes like what what light and then you would see a light what the fuck because he like put a flashlight or something so what he did you know those fucking the lights that you put on your finger oh yeah like yeah he put the you put the light on his finger like that but you have to keep in mind it's la fam right so all these people are kind of you know uh

They're not the smartest. That's why I rate the mans that stay out of the Scientology apartment and they're like, don't go, don't go, it's a cult, get out. And they're live streaming and then when they actually listen to them, they're like, Jose, that's what you get. Yeah, you thought you had him? Yeah. And they stay there 24-7. Oh, word. Because Scientology is serious. They don't want them to go into it. So it's like, no, no, get out. Is it dangerous though? Because I don't know.

I don't know either. I can't really say much on that. But what I noticed is in all the videos when the people actually listen to the guy telling him not to go, the employees kind of give you a little, you got me next time. The little smirk indicates he's lucky he got away from something.

You know what I mean? Because I know what I'm doing at the end of the day. And it's not good. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. I get that. It's like a predator type of thing. You see the prey walk away, but you still... But you still know what you did. Cardi dropped a crazy bar. I don't know if you heard it in this new 2024 song. He said, put him on the news. I'm feeling like Lucy's son. Wait. Lucifer's son. What the fuck? Yeah.

And that's, yo, I can't even sing that one because that's my favorite, like, part of the song. But I have to always, like, put him in the news, son. Feeling like...

You know I mean it's too obvious bro. Yeah, I know obvious. Yeah, yeah, this is what I telling you guys It's it's once you have the information and still decide you're cooked You wanna go to heaven or hell like is your decision right there? Yeah, like press play or skip the song fam. I guess your choice is literally in your hand in front of your eyes Yeah, but once you still choose

- Dog, it's raps fam. Judgment day is coming still. There's times I actually like, I look at my window and I'm like, fuck, this shit's all gonna change one day. - Really? - Type of thing. You ever think about that? - No, I've had recent ones. No, not really to be honest. - Nah? You think about that a lot? - You don't think about the apocalypse?

I don't know why but- So you don't think you're gonna be alive for the apocalypse? No. Oh, so you think you're gonna die before that? Yeah. No, but I just had um, like I was in the car just sitting and like I actually got sad thinking of like, fuck what happens after we die? Like where do we go? And that was like, I was like actually very scared. But that's the only time where that was like the first time it was like clicked to me like, fuck like,

I'm like, we all gonna die. Yeah. But what happens after? But that was like, you know, when, when Joe Rogan says there's two type, there's like two challenges in a man. It's like when he's born and then when he knows he's going to die. Yeah. I felt like that. So you finally had your, yeah. Like I finally had my moments like, fuck man. Like I have to do some shit right now before, you know what I mean? The time comes. Cause like at the end of the day, we don't know when we're going to go. I think I had that in like early college fam. Yeah. I just had it like a week,

go family you about to see some serious changes no it's it's true bro because i i think about all but it doesn't have to it's not a sad thing necessarily yeah it's the start it's the start of everlasting type yeah you know that you don't have to be afraid of um like i feel like you only have to really be afraid if if you have regrets yeah or if you have things that like that's unfinished

But I kind of like, I don't know. It's like not regrets, but like future regrets because I'm like, damn, what if I didn't do? I guess that is a regret. Like, damn, what if I didn't do this in time for that? Because I'm thinking about the future, but it's like, nah, it's not.

Did I ever talk about my biggest fear on here? I think I did, right? Like the ex thing? The ex thing? I think I told you, but I don't know if I said it on the podcast. Nah. This is kind of personal. Yeah. But like, okay, I'll say it anyway. But my biggest fear ever is... Because every single day I pray for... Oh, yeah, I know where you're going. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like a legacy that I can inspire other people. Like do good things and like for...

for a great outcome, you know? For people to be inspired and do good things because of me. But one way of achieving that if I don't work hard at it

It's by passing away and people check me off later. It's like the... What do you call it? What's his name? Lil Peep? Yeah. How Lil Peep, he wasn't that famous. And then when he passed away, everybody started looking at his shit. That's one of my biggest fears. But at the same time, it's like... Yeah, obviously, that shit shouldn't happen. But maybe... Because God has a plan for everyone. And maybe it's like, okay, if you do have this thing, but it's not really that big and he sees that, you know what I mean? It needs...

Well, we don't know. It's not in our hands. That's what I'm saying. It's at a different mercy. You know, it's not really in your hands. Yeah. It is in your hands in a way like of what you can do right now. But overall, yeah, it's not. Because what if God takes people away just because, yeah, like...

after Pop Smoke died, we appreciated it more and then it fueled something else. And I mean, we don't know, but it's like... Yeah, that's why it's my fear, fam. That's why it's actually my fear. Yeah, it's very tricky, but it's like very sad at the same time. It's like scary. For me, it's scary.

Because I don't know. Like, you get what you pray for type thing, right? Yeah. Like, if you pray for this, one way of getting it is a way that you don't... Oh, yeah. You know? Fuck, I didn't even realize that. That's why it scares me. That's why I have bare anxiety sometimes. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah. I don't usually get anxiety unless it's about, like, that. It's not weird. Like, I don't care about, like, regular shit anymore. I care about the fucking, like...

what happens after family i care about that stuff i care about like but do you still like different realms and stuff you know what i'm saying but do you ever like live in the moment like you should i live hella in the moment i know but then why are you thinking about like the different realms and shit like oh what if carlos was this and this dimension like fam let me say it like this let me say it like this what if like we experience maybe because i think too much yeah what if we experience everything not even linear

So what if like we experience time as if like, like it could be replayed and then the future is already done and you've made your decisions, but you can't see it until like you're there, but it's actually been played already. So you think that's what's happening right now?

I don't know. Like, I don't have an answer to that. That's just like your thinking. Nah, I don't think so. I don't know. Like, who knows? Nobody has an answer for that shit. I know facts. But then you get deja vu. It's like, oh, fuck. Is that a checkpoint that I already lived this? It gets too confusing. It's a fucking rabbit hole. Yeah. You'll end up on fucking 4 a.m. with like,

go for videos. And that's what it'll take you. But you started on like dimensions. It's that thing of like, you know how everything happens for a reason. You start to see things in your life that are like, oh fuck, there's no way that could have happened because of this. So that...

That like core feeling of like, okay, boom, this happened to me now because this happened to me, am I going to take it for, it's a reason to do something else? Or am I just going to like keep living my life how it is? You can choose, right? You can choose like something crazy can happen in your life.

and you can just choose to live the exact same and boom continue on or you can take something as like meaning within it so even something small like um a great example is that you see like a like an animal and like a tombstone like boom oh that might be my dead relative you know the common one yeah that could be a sign to take you in a direction or somewhere else but

But if we just continue our life and just not think about that, was that a whole different timeline that you could have been dragged on to? A whole different destiny you could have been dragged on to just by a little butterfly effect? Yeah, you don't know stuff. Maybe that butterfly and the butterfly effect is that relative that's as a butterfly.

Because that's a common like, oh, that butterfly is my relative thing. Yeah. Because sometimes I have those ones, but it's like, oh, the microwave gave me a dysfunction and I had to fix it. But if I didn't fix it, I would be on the road and then I would end up in a car accident. I always have those thoughts like,

Really? Fuck, yeah. Like, what if, like, the door jammed just a tiny second for me to, you know what I mean? You don't know. That's exactly what I'm saying. You don't know. Yeah, you don't know still. And the problem is, like, when you overthink it, and I'm a fucking overthinker, is it kind of, like, stays in your head a little bit.

If you think about it that way. If not, then you're cool in. You know what I mean? Like low-key, the less you know, the better because you just live calm. That's what I always preach, man. It's true. The less you know, the better. But like depending on what you're trying to do and how much you want to look into it. Yeah. Like, you know that the knowledge thing, like Adam and Eve? Yeah, with the apple. Yeah, yeah. It's exactly that. Like now that we know, shit, now it becomes like a whole different thing.

So um, did I ever tell you about the prestige? Prestige like called? The movie? The movie? Oh no no no. So there's this movie, it's called The Prestige. Yeah. And there's a magician. Okay. This is what happens. He's able to teleport in the room by himself. The fuck? So he does a trick on stage and he's standing in the middle of stage. Boom! He gets dunked into like a water tank.

drops, drowns, ends it, and when he teleports to the other side of the room, everybody's like wilding, like, what the fuck? How did he even do that? Now, the crazy thing was...

It's actually real science and it's real magic that was able to do it. What he ended up doing was he created a clone and that clone was part of the trick. So the person you saw in the middle of the stage... Was him. Wasn't him. Oh. That was the clone he made. Okay, okay. He was hiding in the curtain upstairs for him to walk out later. But every single time he would perform the trick, he would create a clone and kill the clone.

So he would have bodies on bodies on bodies of clones of himself. Yeah. Because he kept performing the trick. Damn. So at the end of the movie, he got like arrested for murder? Or does it count as murder? Because it's just himself? This is where it gets interesting. So...

He was beefing with another magician. And the magician he was beefing with, he had a very similar trick. But he didn't use magic. He actually had a twin brother with like another door. And obviously twin brother, he's able to do the trick. But what he did, he ended up framing that magician he was beefing with, saying that he...

uh like he with the with the system yeah killing the clone and drowning him so the original magician just disappeared and said like yo i died like blah blah blah so he has all his wealth he has all his riches and he just disappeared but the person that died was his clone and he was able to frame that other magician he was beefing with

I think that shit is just a movie, bro. This shit sounds like real life, like too real. Like what if there's magicians out there that do that clone trick? It's interesting because in the story, in the movie, the person that makes the machine to do the trick was Nikola Tesla. Wow.

what the hell yeah people know that detail yeah like it's in the movie it's in the movie but the person it said like the person that that made it or was able to make the machine was nikola tesla and nikki's house is in a movie blah blah doing all this shit is it really interesting i i don't trust magic it's like whenever um like some shit happens i always think it's like either witchcraft or something like but it has to be something crazy not with cards like i i get the card tricks because it's a sleight of hand yeah but if it's like

like i don't know guess my password nah there has to be some type of voodoo witchcraft going on yeah fam you don't know i've seen this tweet where it's like well i think it was black people always whenever they do like the the magic in front of them they always think it's witchcraft number one and i believe that too fam you see the thing with the the grass yeah that's that's so yo this is so yeah you have a video of that yeah yeah hold on

But they're trying to see who's guilty in the village with the grass. Oh, and then, yeah, it doesn't. They put it by their neck and go like this. Yeah, that has to be voodoo for sure. And then if it tangles, that's the person that's guilty. Crazy. Crazy. Yeah, let me see the video again. Because the guy, it's so funny because the guy that knew he was going to get caught, if you look close at him, he was smiling already. Oh, here, this one. See? Yeah. Innocent, innocent. It's innocent because the grass went through.

This is crazy. They're trying to like catch a thief. Yeah. Yeah. So everybody sits and then everybody does the same like grass pass through. This guy's smiling. He knows he's good. Yeah, he's safe. I think it says next guy or no. I think there's two more other guys. I think it's this guy that's sitting down maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Let's see this guy. Look at their faces. Yeah, he's smiling. He's smiling. He knows he's good. He's probably good then.

- Oh. - Yeah, he's safe. - Yeah, he's safe. It's this guy. The way he sat down looked guilty. - Yeah. - Oh, he's stumbling. He's stumbling. - It's the body language. Yeah. - Oh, look at his face. Look at his face. - He's not smiling. Oh yeah, he's fucked. - He knows he's guilty. He knows he's guilty. - Ooh. - Yeah. - That's fucked, man. - That's so fucked. - Exiled my baby.

See, that booty shake creeps me out too. But like, I don't know if you've seen the video. So this video gave me goosebumps, fam. It's a haunted doll video. Yeah. So there was this, I think there was this woman named Heather on Facebook Live, I think. And she had this haunted, she already knew it was a haunted doll. So she set up like a whole podium just like to,

I guess it's like to praise it or something and like they had art. For the doll? Yeah, for the doll and then they had like candles and like they had like a whole background of art for it and it was just placed in the middle, right? And her friend is just like recording it, right? And she's on Facebook Live telling everybody like, oh yeah, I'm not gonna be having this doll anymore. We're actually moving to like

LA you know if anybody wants this doll they can have it because I'm not gonna take it anymore and then as soon as she says that look what happens I'll show you the video let me see if you see if you notice it that looks creepy already still I don't

OOOH! That's fucking weird bro. It moved fam. And then it like, it was crazy because this is all on live so it's obviously not fake right? So they're talking to like, "Yo yo, everyone's panicking. Yo it just fucking looked at us." Right? And then like, "Okay we have to get out of here." But as soon as they start panicking, it says something. Hold on. It talks. Yeah it talks. Hold on. See if you can hear it. Her freaking face just moved towards you. Oh my god Heather. Like that, legit just moved. Oh my god.

No. You heard that? What the fuck? And then she said, no. As soon as she said, oh, you're not taking me with you? No. It was a little girl's voice. What the fuck?

Okay, theory. This is my theory, right? So because they put so much attention to it, because they put it on like a pedestal and like attached almost like a throne to it and all of these like, what's that word? Like an altar? Yeah, altar, altar. Gave, oh shit, this is scary to say. Gave the ability for some other thing to go in there. Yeah.

You know what I mean? To be praised. Yeah, because there's always... And if you're not praising, like, God, it's going to be something else. Yeah, yeah. That will enter, you know? Yeah. No, because to be honest, yeah, if there's belief in it, like, oh, our minds can do a lot of things. If we want that snowman to move right now, shit. Frosty type shit. Yeah, yeah. If we really put our minds to it, shit, it might move. You never know. Oh, my God, bro. You know what I mean? You know, like, the Frosty snowman theory, how, like, how... He was a killer. No, no, no, no. Wait, what? What?

There was some spinoff. Never mind. There was like a haunted spinoff of like Frosty was actually a killer. Oh, really? You know, like when Frosty was doing all this and like the kids would follow. Really? He was a killer with the phone? I guess. Yeah. Like there's evil. You haven't seen the evil Frosty? No, actually. Really? I haven't. No, it's just like an evil Frosty spinoff that they made into like, what's that thing where it's like on Reddit where it's like creepy stuff? Creepypasta? Oh.

Oh, okay. And then like, you know how in all the cartoons, they're like, everyone loves Frosty. I remember watching the movie because I was talking about the movie. Okay. It's called Jack Frost. It's not actually called Frosty. Okay. But what happened is like this dad, he was working as a truck driver and I think he got into a car accident. But on his way...

while he was driving, he was supposed to go home and see his son and he hasn't seen his son in years or whatever because he's a truck driver. So when he got in the accident, like his biggest regret was like, damn, like the last thing I want to do is like see my son. His dad died.

And I think the son, like, he made a snowman. And while he was making the snowman, he was thinking about his dad. Came alive? Came alive, yeah. What the fuck? That's the plot of the movie in Jack Frost. Oh, shit. I think that's what it's called. Frost, maybe. Yeah. Jack Frost or Frost. No, imagine that shit talking to you, bro, as soon as you build it. But it's almost like manifesting, like, putting something into it. And it becomes...

Because this is what's interesting, right? Like, we all have almost like an inclination to create something. And it's almost like an infinite cycle because there's a painting. Do you know, what's his name? Not Leonardo da Vinci. What's the other one? I think, fuck, hold on. Very famous painting. See, I was going to say something stupid, but then...

What is it? Oh, Michelangelo. That's what it was. So Michelangelo. There's a painting of Michelangelo, right? It's very, very like... This is one of the most studied paintings ever. And this was made long, long, long, long-ass time ago. But in the painting, there's a whole bunch of people. Just a crowd.

And in the corner was these artists and they were debating in the picture, right? In the painting. Now, Michelangelo, when he made the painting, he said, these people that are debating the artists, they're debating that they think artists are the closest or are the most like loved by God because they also create as God created.

And then the whole thing is, too, this is a theory on my end. Because I look at art now and then, like, I'm trying to find theories and shit. Yeah. What I realized, there's one person in that painting is in, like, the very back corner. Fuck, I wish I can show you, though. Hold on. It would make more sense to show you. But, yeah, no. That makes sense. But this is, like, man study this, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. It's not even Michelangelo. It's Raphael. Okay. But, anyways, in this painting…

See, there's a whole bunch of people, right? And they're just like doing their own thing, whatever. And then in the corner here, that's where you see like the artists that are debating. Now I put my own theory onto it and the depiction is like, oh God,

God they're debating how like God likes the artists the most because they're closest to creators as God is a creator Yeah, and then I was looking and I see this one guy right here And he's just cross-legged and just minding those his own business right yeah, not debating not worrying about anything Yeah, now my perspective was I think he's the most loved because he doesn't have to say anything He doesn't have to debate it. He didn't have to make controversy

He just creates without worrying on anybody else. And then if you look at it, there's an old man with a beard looking at it. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. So usually like the old man with the beard is like, that's usually like God in the painting, you know? Oh, shit. That's what you think? That's a pretty good theory. No, but like the art people is like, they take something from their heads and just put it on a piece of paper. That's hard to do. Like even...

anything original, like an original design, super hard to do. You know what I mean? So it's like, isn't it weird how nowadays it's not even paintings anymore. It's like just pictures and you can consider Instagram pictures art. Yeah. Isn't that weird? Like back in the day, like the only way to have an image of some shit, you would have to be fucking like really, really smart. Yeah.

But nowadays, everybody can, like, put their own thing up, which is dope. Do you think that's why, like, a lot of these schools, what they teach you in elementary to, I think, not just elementary to high school, is, like, they try to take away that creativity. Like, you have to follow this, follow that. You know what I mean? But, like, I couldn't live a life without being creative. I don't know. You know what I mean? I couldn't picture a life without being creative in some type of way. It doesn't matter if it's, like, a brand or something. I think these kids are going to be way more creative than us. Mm-hmm.

I think these kids are going to be like fucking like way, way, way like weirder. And then just because they have so much influence now. Yeah. It's hard to not be. But at the same time, it's like, yeah, there might be more content. But at the same, it's just the same shit though. No, I disagree. Really? I disagree. Yeah. I don't know, bro. Because I feel like there's...

There's a lot of copy copies now. But the thing is though, you can take certain things. Let's say that painting. You can turn it into a Fortnite skin somehow. If you give the opportunity, like, okay, we need this from it, you create something from it. Fam, you know Angry Birds is real? Angry Birds? Angry Birds is based off real life.

No, I didn't know that one. How? Listen, so you know way, way back in like World War II when they had like guided missiles? That were the birds? They would throw like birds? Check this out, fam. What? The guided missiles back in long, long time ago. Because they didn't have advanced computers for tracking. Are you crazy? They didn't have that yet. What they actually had was a bird inside of the missile that was like tracking it and guiding it to point toward the

The target. Oh shit. Check this shit out. You didn't know that, huh? No, no. What the hell? Angry Birds is real, bro. Flappy Bird real too, fam? Look. So they trained birds and pigeons and shit to follow the circle, right? Yeah. And they would be treated and then like rewarded whenever they stay on target. That's crazy. See? They put like a little thing to pick up the signal on it. Crazy. Crazy.

Yo! So it's trained to kill. Yo, what the- And it's following it, see? So it sees the image and it just follows it. Yeah. What the fuck? Nah, fuck that. There's a bunch of pigeons in Toronto. They just get a bunch of them, 20, and just put them in missiles. Just put like a little stone on top of their feet. Whenever someone comes in, huss. Huss. Huss.

Bro, imagine way, way back. All those people that died from guided missiles. They died because of a bird. Yeah, just going... But like how many pecs would you have to take to die though? No, wait, wait, wait. What are you talking about? Because you would say they would... What do you call this? They would turn these things into like drones, no? So the pigeons inside the missile. Yeah, the pigeons inside the missile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pigeons inside the missile. I thought they were throwing them. Like actually throwing it. And like they had that little thing on their beak. No, no, no.

That's what you just showed me. No, the pigeon's inside the missile and then it's like a guided thing. Oh, so it would just guide it. So that's the computer. The pigeon's a computer, fam. Isn't that weird? Because back in the day, they didn't have anything smart enough for that. And that's why it gets really, really iffy with way back because a lot of the things, because they didn't have computers and they didn't have other things to think for them, they would use what? Living things. So they would have to rely on living things to work.

Now, this is where it gets really interesting, right? Yeah. Because what if that's how we were supposed to use animals and living creatures? Because now this is where it gets iffy. Yeah.

Because, yeah, we would love to take care of the animals and keep them in nature and, you know, as it should be. But because we do certain things and we have biases to certain animals, we cause problems with overpopulation in one breed because the other breed we kill. You know what I mean? So, like...

if we only kill the wolves and keep the rabbits, there's going to be overpopulation of rabbits and that's not good for the environment either. There has to be a balance somewhere in life. So what if technology, yeah, it's terrible for the environment because it's stopping us from using natural things that would have been its substitute. Yeah, like...

Like the pigeons were actually supposed to be used for that. And then that's why there should be less. Who knows? This is just a crazy theory. But it's like a high thought. But interesting, right? Yeah. Imagine your dog is just, you know what I mean? Used as an actual weapon. Like you can train it to be. Or even just like day-to-day life shit, you know? Like what if we're still supposed to use horses? And then that's what, like the manure from the horses feeds the trees. You know what I mean? Like what if it's actually supposed to be like that? But the moment we started moving to like technology. Yeah.

That shit, there's no like infinity. You know, it doesn't come back to it. Because, yeah, we can have a horse. Like, obviously, I wouldn't want to eat a horse. But I'm just saying, like, you can... There's still natural resources. You can use that as something else. Yeah, there's so much resources for it. You have a broken iPhone? Throw that shit out? Like, fam, it's in the landfill. Facts. And then your charger? Landfill. The case? Landfill, you know? But the living creature...

Full use. Yeah, lie. And there's a bunch of living creatures that's living right now, not doing anything. Maybe that's the true ecocentric, though. Maybe that's the true ecocentric. See, this all came from, like, that little bird picking at a thing. I'm like, what the fuck? It's true, though, no? I didn't know that, that Angry Birds was real, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking... Because I would never guess that they actually used animals. Because I knew they used them back in the day, like...

You know the movie 300? It's based off a real war. Yeah, I know that. And they used to have elephants and shit on the battlefield. They used to have tigers and stuff. Imagine going to war and you have sticks and stones to fight. And bro brings a fucking tiger. Now we're reversing it. Now it's...

animals disguised I mean humans disguised as animals you saw that in China what the fuck when the guy the Chinese like zoo denied that oh they're using humans as their animals and then like they showed a video of a bear and then the bear it's like a person in the thing it was like a neck like you could see oh my god

The neck and like he was standing up on twos and he was like this. Nah, that's some Tusk shit. Yeah, I know. I just watched Tusk. Oh you just watched Tusk? Yo, it's so fucking sad fam. Cause I went on a disturbing watch party with a bunch of my friends. We watched Tusk and that uh, No, no, the Johnson one.

The one where the kid liked his dad? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tusk is so fucking sad, though. Tusk is weird, though. I don't know. It just ruined my appetite. That's all it did. But you didn't feel for it? You're a podcaster, fam. Nah, I didn't feel for it, to be honest. It just was like, okay. I felt for it because it's like... It was just weird to look at. It's just one of those things like, yeah, I don't really care for the plot. It's just like, hey, why is the guy... I kind of deeped it with the plot because it's like...

Because he's a podcaster and they took away his voice. And he can only make noises of a walrus. That's crazy. I guess, I guess. That's crazy. But it's because he was trying to make fun of somebody. He was using the podcast to try and make fun of people and shit. He was using it for the wrong reason. When I look for gory stuff to look at, I like that in a sense, but I just don't like the plot of it. I don't know.

so you like gore no i like gore and like the more gory it is the better like low-key interesting because like i was intrigued by the the guy in the fucking walrus because like oh my god that shit's crazy or it's like you know in the platform yeah the movie platform where the the old guy is eating the food and it's mad disgusting that shit like intrigues me you should watch like um human centipede and stuff oh that one's crazy no i haven't yet that one i

I already know. You should watch that type of shit. I feel like I would like that, though. It would be, like, intriguing to me. There's something about movie food that I want to try it. Yeah. But at the same time, I know it's, like, that's not real, bro. Yeah, I know. Shit, it could never be like that. The beginning of, uh... I always say this. The beginning of, uh... Fuck, what's that one? Which one? The anime. The one with the dragon and the pervert.

Spitted away. Spitted away, yeah. Spitted away. Yeah, the no face. You know, that was one of my biggest theories. And then, yeah, the first scene where they're like yamming all the buffet and they're like, the kid's like, stop, stop, don't do that. Bam, whenever, I always get hungry. I always have to eat in that film.

Or even, yeah, yeah, I was gonna say, uh, what do you like? Any, any, like, pizza. Pizza? Yeah, like, pizza and pizza. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Yo, anytime, anytime pizza's, like, in cartoons, fam, the cheese just stretches crazy, and like, oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah. Because I love cheese, fam.

No, because, yo, anytime you draw something, you can really get away with, like, making it look mad delicious. There's this book. It's like Donald Duck takes his nephews to his mom's house or something. Okay. And they bake the nicest cake I've ever seen in my life. Still to this day, like, I swear to God, I've been on the hunt to find out what this cake is, where I can find it, and where I can buy it. Like, what type of cake it is. Because it's just built in my memory. This book is lost. Yeah. I can't even find this book no more. Right.

but the image of it it's like i can taste it only in my head yeah i get what you mean because i can take uh you know the the best looking cake the minecraft cake fam that's oh that's fire like i would look fire too yo you know what i always thought was good eggnog

Oh yeah, that shit's trash. In my head, look, I have this idea of what eggnog tastes like in my brain, but it doesn't taste like that. Because they glorify it every Christmas. Yeah. So what I'm thinking is maybe with my head and what I think it tastes like, I should make it. Uh-huh.

I should make like what my idea of eggnog actually tastes like and create it and sell it. You know what I'm saying? Carlos' eggnog. Because that's what eggnog actually tastes like. It's like vanilla smoothie. Because I only, because I never tried, like I tried it now, but as a kid, I never really drank it and shit. But seeing it on television and TV shows and movies, bro, they made that shit look so good. Every time. But it's not. What I think it tastes like is vanilla ice cream with like cinnamon. Exactly how I thought it would taste.

I like cinnamon that's a little bit more milky and then like like a slight hint of egg you know very slight but yeah it's just like straight egg is like what the fuck it's not good it's not good it's supposed to taste like sorbet or something come on because that was like whenever the in the cartoons it was a plate of cookies maybe milk and eggnog but eggnog was in there somehow you know

You know what I mean? Because eggnog is... I don't know. I think, like, they actually really, really love it in, like, Siberia and shit. Yeah. There was a... Since you were talking about Disney, did you see that guy that was streaking at Disney? Nah. Oh, yo, it was crazy because I don't know if he was on, like, the craziest shroom trip. Mm.

But like, you know, the ride, it's a small world after all. Yeah. Oh, you saw that? That guy was on LSD fam. I knew it. He was definitely tripping. No, because he was tripping on something because the way he was like looking at it and then people were telling him, oh, get off the pool right now. But he was like this. He was like,

Standing there just and then he would like go to the back and I'm like yo Whoa, what type of drug would he be on to do that type of shit? Yeah, cuz he would he would even go because I think it's a water right - so he would jump in the water start swimming but Nick In the most like kiddish ride. Yeah, like you couldn't get more kid than it's a small world after all Yeah, I mean so what makes you do that? I don't

I don't... It's definitely just like behavior, fam. Just like how you're raised, bro. You know what? I think when you're like off the influence like that, under the influence like that, it's low-key just like your animal instincts on how you've been disciplined and it just goes out the window, you know? It's that type of shit.

I have a theory. I have a theory. You can tell exactly if a person was raised right just by how they react to someone falling down. Falling down. Okay. So you know how like let's say we see somebody fall down. Like if they laugh. What's our reaction? I laugh. Yeah, we laugh. You know what that means? Were we raised right or wrong?

Probably wrong, but like... No, we were raised right. Really? Yeah. So check this out. So when, you know when you have a baby or like at least like toddlers and shit, but whenever they fall down, whatever your reaction is to it, they can either be sad, they might start crying, or they're just going to laugh it off. Here, I'll give you a good example. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we talked about this before. Like if a baby falls, you're supposed to like make it laugh. Yeah, yeah.

So the baby didn't get hurt here, right? But the reaction made him cry. And then there's another video of like a baby that actually got hurt. But he just laughed it off. So whenever we see someone, that's low-key training a child that whenever they see someone fall or get hurt, tell them,

To react in a way. So us laughing is because we've been raised to react like that. So our parents, they didn't baby us. But if you've been babied, you'd be like serious. Like, oh shit, is he hurt? Is he hurt? But if you're treated like, you know, differently, you'd probably want to laugh. No, then low key. Low key. Then yeah, that makes sense for me because low key, if I've seen a person falling, I would help them. Yeah. I mean, but I would like, oh, you okay? Oh, you okay? That means I was baby and I was baby. You know what I mean? Oh, so you wouldn't laugh.

No, like, no, probably not. Maybe it has to be, like, in the moment. Yeah, in the moment. It has to be in the moment to see. But, like, low-key, I would baby them because, you know what I mean? Like, I'm really good with kids. Like, oh, I'll make sure they're good and shit. But that, that's, like, a behavior thing. Damn. Interesting. Yeah. There's also a theory going around, too, is, like,

Because a bunch of people have told their stories on shrooms and stuff like that about shrooms. And like supposedly, you're not supposed to take shrooms with a person like a friend that you haven't seen in a long time. Why is that? Because it's like they always like when you're in it together, I think it's some spiritual thing where it's like they start just like crying and regretting all the times that you guys don't spend together.

Really? Yeah, because there was a guy on I Seen Tell a Story. He was like, oh yeah, we were at an aquarium and we took shrooms before we got to the aquarium just to rekindle the bond and stuff like that. And then the guy was just like looking into the aquarium, having a blast, like that one guy. But the friend that he hasn't seen in like forever was like on some get out shit just staring at him and straight crying.

So he was thinking about all of those moments and shit. All the times that they missed each other. So it would be like, fuck, crying and shit, right? And then he was like, okay, no, this is crazy. We're doing this at the aquarium. He's been crying for four hours in the aquarium. Let's take you to the home. And then when they were sitting, same shit, they put on a movie just to try and calm him down. He was looking at the movie. His friend is still dead.

Damn. That's crazy. He's trying to get scared now. And then I think what he said was like, oh, I'm sorry for all the times we didn't hang out. Like, I regret a bunch. And then just straight deep talk right after. Yeah. Because maybe it's true. Maybe it's like something that actually bothered him. Yeah. Because for us, maybe it doesn't seem like a big deal. But maybe for him, it was a big of a deal because...

the things that he chose over it didn't... weren't meaningful. Yeah. So for him to spend time with his homies, that was probably so meaningful... meaningful for him enough to, like, be upset. Yeah. Maybe it is, right? That's true. It's not even, like, he's just tripping out. It's maybe, like, it actually means something, you know? Yeah.

Because everything has meaning when you put it to it. It doesn't matter what everybody else says. As long as you care about it, fam, there, it has some sort of meaning. Fuck anybody else. If you care about it and you can put your time into it and you actually want to do something with it, fam, that's all. You don't have to get permission. You don't have to see what everybody else thinks about it. You do your thing because that's what you want to do. That's what you want to be happy with. That's a source of like...

closeness you can get from it. Yeah. Fuck everybody else, you know? Even though that sounds selfish, sometimes you have to be selfish to be happy. That's the only... I appreciate that a lot. People don't understand that, but it's like, yeah, at the end of the day, look to your left, look to your right, there's no one with you. You're gonna die, you know what I mean? But I think the true, like, righteous path, I wanna say, is where you can find the balance of you're happy helping others. That's the one... I think that's the one... It's almost, like, the most, like, divine. Mm.

you know what i'm saying where you don't get your happiness from selfish acts you get your happiness by helping others and i think that's the true like that's like the true divinity type shit because yo that's it's getting more and more rare for sure yeah you know it's getting more and more rare but i feel like we live in a culture that doesn't preach that and it doesn't like reward that at all yeah it's very much of a thing of yo if you're doing that you're losing you

You know, people love to say that shit. People love to say like, why would you help them? Help yourself. Why would you? And then that whole culture, it creates like a whole generation of man's doing the same thing. And you know how it's like a chain reaction. It only takes one. So it could take one person to lead them in the wrong direction. It could take one person to lead them into the right direction. It could take like one person to lead a million people into the right direction. You never know. That's fact, bro.

Only takes one person. And I had another one of those prophetic dreams. And then... Because I didn't check on the first person that I... Like, I had the prophetic dream with. But, like, I keep having these prophetic dreams. I guess that's what you call them. Yeah. So, I decided to get this person a gift. Because in the dream, I gave her a gift. Right? And as soon as I got her a gift...

Like she showed me stuff like that she was going through because it was supposedly supposedly her graduation. Right. And then like, you know how school gets like shit exam time, like everyone's stressed out. But she's like, yo, fam, this is so perfect because I was actually going through some shit. Wow. And I told her, I was like, no, in the in the dream, I was giving you a gift. So that's why I'm not giving you just because that dream was like,

Something in my heart felt like you needed this right now. Word. Yeah, it was crazy. That's pretty interesting. I think there's moments like you're given almost like a hint to move right there. It's like, yo, Carlos, move your... Oh, my mom has a crazy story. So my mom, fam, this was when she was a kid. But she said one day she was driving in the Philippines. They had a Jeep. And she was leaving her arm out like this.

Bro, this is crazy. They were driving on a road. Leaving her arm out like this. You know how people go like this and shit? Yeah. Dog. This is what she said. She said an angel told her to move her arm inside. And right when she moved her arm inside, a car hit their car and skid on the side. Crazy. So she would have lost her arm. What the hell? She would have lost her arm, fam. She did.

That's crazy. That's one of those ones where you see on TikTok, this woman. Yeah. But that's real life. So I'm pretty sure if you tap into it, you can get those signs if you're looking for it. And you really don't know when a person is going through it. But I've seen...

I went back, right? And I seen a bunch of my friends when they had birthdays and they're just sitting in front of the cake and stuff. And they tell me, oh yeah, during that time, I was going through depression. And then you really watch it again and it's like, fuck, you can really see it on their face, low-key, that they're going through it because they're just smiling there. But once you know, you can't unsee it. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. What do you think is the best way to help somebody, though? To help someone? I think just...

Just be there. Tell them that you're there whenever you need it. Because if you're pushing the help, they might be like, ah. Yeah, you're like standoffish. Yeah, I don't want to feel pity. But it's like, if you just say, yo, whenever you need, I'm there. Like, if I was ever in that situation, if I knew someone was there, I can just call. Yeah, I'm blessed. True, true. And like, the normal checkup. Like, even friends I don't even talk to, I check up on them. Like, oh, how's it going? Yeah, me too. I check up on my boys, like, when I don't really...

They just randomly... And I hate it when they're like, yo, why are you calling? Like, fam, I can't just say what's up? That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Like, it should be a... It should always be a, like, a welcoming thing. But sometimes people...

That's the problem with toxic masculinity. It's like, mans don't want help because they think they can get through it together. But bro, lots of suicide rates is males, bro. I know. We don't get the... You know what I mean? We don't... We grew up thinking, oh, we got to do this shit all ourselves. But every... Yo, I've seen a video. It was like, every... There was a day in every nonchalant guy's life. And it's like a guy, audio, just crying, like bawling. You know what I mean? And I seen a comment. It was like,

I was playing a video game and when I turned away, I just started crying. I didn't know why but I knew why I was crying. And that hit so hard because it's like I've had that day fam where it's like I don't know why I'm crying but I knew I need it. You know what I mean? So it's like it's been lodged up for a minute. Yeah, like it's been there but it's finally out. Dang.

damn i got that it was so related it was like i don't know why but i know why that's crazy do you think do you think everybody has like um a limit and then they at some point they just have to let go type of thing yeah and if you don't let go then man's probably convinced you know i mean i think i think for some people they're able to let go through certain activities they do yeah so rather it being like physically crying they maybe they put it through like

a pain in in sparring yeah yeah yeah i'm saying yeah i feel like that that's a way people get it out too you just have to get it out somehow because the other ways people do it is like through substance abuse which is not the best you know and

And that's where it gets kind of iffy. It's just like, they're doing it because they need help. It's literally a cry for help type of thing. There was a time in like, nevermind, I'm not going to talk about that. It's a little bit too personal for me still. You might have to wait for a movie for that one. When the nonchalant friend finally opens up.

Everyone was like this in the camera and watching the video like this. Let's find a Rudolph theory. Yo, one day we'll get Carlos to open up. Okay, wait. I have a theory though. This is a good one. This is funny. So...

Do you ever hear about the chopsticks theory? No. Why? You can't put it through your... So do you know why Asian people, do we all use chopsticks? Yeah, to pick up food. Yeah, to pick up food. Correct. But you don't think they could have made forks?

So there's actually a whole reasoning for using chopsticks because chopsticks when you use it as a child specifically it teaches you what? Discipline because you have to learn it and what happens to your fingers? What happens to your fingers? It creates like a like a callus using it over and over and over imagine every single day you'll eventually like make a callus and it's easier to use right? Check this out the reason they invented chopsticks was because way way back

In warfare, the common way to invade a village was... Oh, shit. With an arrow. Yeah. And when the arrows would come...

So check this out. The goal was the head of the village and the head of like just the emperors. They told all of the villagers like use the chopsticks, use the chopsticks. This is actually training for y'all. For a thing, the calluses. Yeah, for bone arrows. And supposedly this theory might just be a fucking joke too. But supposedly they would be so good at doing this.

and created such a crazy callus that they would be able to pick out arrows in the air okay I was gonna say that but I don't wanna sound stupid yeah no no that's how I wanted to go I was like oh they trained it to catch it out there yeah that's actually like with their fingers though with their fingers oh okay because the callus that yeah yeah oh I thought it was okay some Jackie Chan shit

Mr. Han! Yo, you know my dog? He sounds like Bruce Lee when he fights. Your dog? Yeah, my dog, Django. Django, whenever he fights with Diego, I'll try and record it one day. Fuck, let's see if I have a video. He goes, wah! Wah! I swear to God. I swear to God. Let's see. No way you tried your dog to be... Maybe he makes a noise here. Let's see. Yo, what the fuck? My dad says he sounds like Bruce Lee.

He does it better sometimes. But I heard the, what? Like he actually does like Bruce Lee sounds, man. Different. One of my boys had like the increase. I think, you know when you add something in your sneaker and it makes you taller? Nah, he had the risers. Yeah, he had the risers.

The riser pads? So he's going up to my boy. He's like, yo, Davion. I'm like, yo, you look a bit taller, right? And my boy's a very spiritual guy. So he's like, wait a minute. And he notices he's way taller. He's like, yo, fam, don't touch me. You look mad tall. He thought he was a skinwalker. He thought he got cloned. He's like, what the fuck is that? Because this first instinct is like, yeah, you're taller. But second instinct is, don't touch me. He's like, what the fuck?

It was that much of a difference. Yeah, so good. Oh, no, bro. I got the riser pads. But no, your dog's a skinwalker, bro. Okay, to be honest, I think it's fair for guys to use it if they need it. Not that I use it. Obviously, I don't. But, like, I feel like it's fair. If girls can have BBLs. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was going to say. Guys can have that, too, you know? Yeah, yeah. What do guys have? What do we have? To, like, make us more attractive? Facial hair, I guess. Facial hair, but that's low-key. Like, you can put earrings on, make yourself a little more attractive. Yeah.

I guess like beards and shit. Beards is pretty much makeup. Beards is pretty much makeup. You can make yourself look way older. Tattoos. But girls get tattoos too.

That's very good. Girls get bear tattoos actually. Nowadays? Yeah. Girls get tatted up. That's why my boy was like, yo, if you're a guy, you're ugly, yo, GG. You're cool. Girls can do a lot still. Actually, no, you can, I think it was, You can work out, obviously, but like, everybody can work out. It was Bad Man Kevo who got the BBL, but it was for like, for like a six pack. Yeah, he got like, so he looks like,

You know that fish in Spongebob that's super big. The one with the big... Larry the Lobster? No, no, not Larry. The other guy where he's like... Larry the Lobster's friend. Yeah. The tan fish. He looks exactly like that. He's like all puffed up. It looks like, yo, it's bad, fam. Nah, you can't go down bad like that. I feel like if you can say anything's down bad, that's down bad because you don't want to work hard enough. But you have the money for it. You kind of worked for the money. So equivalent, you worked for that six pack. You know what I mean?

Okay, that's like saying that's pay to win bro. It is but like okay, so who's saying that's wrong? When okay when it comes to like natural stuff. Yeah, I see mr. Beast paid the win with what with his with his money He just used money and he's paid it paid it got more as a different though. That's not like you're you're you're dealing with a natural specimen filming Okay, I feel like personally if it's a natural specimen. Yeah, and you're putting like money into changing it. Okay, I

That's unfair. But don't you pay for like healthy meals? So like say you're on a meal plan. Yeah. So that's not pay to win, no? If a broke person is not going to have the same body because they can't afford the healthy meals. That's a good point too, but you can eat a lot of different foods. Like there's so much variety. I guess. There's only like how many procedures to make your body look different. Nah, but yo bro, life is pay to win. That's down pat.

You know, I just bagged that because it's like yeah. It is down bad. Do you agree with me? Yeah. Yeah, it is down bad. Yeah, cuz like low-key There's a lot you can do and be happy with. Like I really that down bad that you have to change your whole body. Unless it's like something drastic I understand, you know, like if there's like a deformity like you really want to change like yeah like it might improve your life a lot. But something like getting muscles through a procedure

You know, like, that's a little bit weird still. Like, you can't just go work out. Girls with BBLs can't just work out? They can too, but, like, I'm not... Like, personally? Yeah. I'm not attracted to girls with BBLs. Okay, but... Yeah, but... Okay, I guess. But that doesn't matter for a guy. What do you mean? It's like, a girl might not be attracted to a guy with six-pack, but he had it anyways. No, but it's up to you, right? Yeah, it's all perspective. Fuck the attraction. I'm not saying about attraction. Who cares about attraction? I'm just saying, like...

For me personally, like, man, it's a natural specimen. Yeah, yeah. Can't just do the real thing. Can't just do the real thing, you know? Nah, fuck that. Once we get... If I get a million dollars... It's like... Oh, great example. Great example. It's like renting a Lambo and then saying you're a millionaire. Renting a Lambo. That's exactly the same shit. Because you didn't work out. You just have the shit, you know? You just paid for it. But the rent is temporary, though. The six-pack's permanent. Yeah.

Not exactly like I guess not exactly yeah, cuz you have to keep working at it like for a real six-pack You have to keep working at it to keep it. You know yeah for a real lamb boy. Yeah, you keep working at it to keep it Yeah, I could like rent the level fuck yeah, yeah, I guess you're rich I guess I

But unless you pocket check someone, but fuck the pocket check, you know? Oh, yo, Clix had a crazy stream moment. So he got, Clix is like one of the pro Fortnite player, right? He's like a streamer. Yeah, he's a streamer. And then he lost to like these guys, I guess cheating or like ganging up on him on Fortnite. He got so mad. This guy's like, look at my stream. Look at my stream. Then he pulled up his bank account.

14 million. What the fuck? And, and, like, you know, and the bank account gets dot, dot, dot, and your last four numbers on your credit card. I'm like, bro, why are you showing the information? Like, even though, like, the numbers are covered, a scammer could take those four numbers and, you know what I mean? Crack the code. Yeah, so he was like, he was flexing that back because he lost? Yeah, he lost. Yeah, he's like, look at my stream right now, bro, boy, fuck.

14 amps off of Fortnite. Oh, you're lit. You're lit. I mean, it's sick, but at the same time, it's like...

He kind of lost it there. You know what I'm saying? For you to have to say it. Going back to that painting I was talking about, right? Like, you can debate all you want, but I feel like the one that's quiet is the one that won. The loudest in the room, bro, is never the one you trust. You know? Yeah. It's like the one that's, like, making the most noise about doing shit. Mm-hmm.

is the person that's not doing shit. You know what I mean? The person that's actually doing shit is the guy in the back, like, fucking working. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? It's like, it's quiet. But the man that, like, they want to show everything, like, all cards on the table, those are the guys that probably, that's all they have to show. Yeah. They just want the satisfaction. They want the immediate satisfaction. But then they're like, okay, I actually have to put work in. Fuck that. Yeah, they don't want to take the time with it. It's fake motion. It's fake motion, man. Yeah.

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