EP.160 - DARK CHRISTMAS THEORIES, TAYLOR SWIFT THEORY & HOME ALONE DEVIL THEORY
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People already think we're high fam Honestly, when bands meet me in person, they're like "Oh, so where do you get your weed from?" Like, bruh, I don't even smoke No way they've asked you that Yeah! They ask me like "Yo, what are you on?" I'm like "Bro, I'm not high" Nah, that's low-key disrespectful I would rather have "Yo, let me get a theory" than that's- "Yo, what are you on?"

What do you want? It's crazy. No, that's kind of fucked. If you're really mad. Because someone asked me like, yo, before you have a podcast, like, what do you smoke and shit? I'm like, I don't smoke. I don't. I don't. Now we high off life, man. A lot? We high off life. It's crazy. Now the funniest thing was the Fortnite one where they're trying to think and then you're like, no, fuck the money. Is there V-Bucks?

I was like, yo, what are we doing right now, bro? I don't think we can talk about that. No, we can. We can. No, because we didn't say the money amount. Oh, true, true. We didn't do it. So, so, Epic Games hit us up.

And then... I was looking at it. I'm like, why? Bro, I want the V-Bucks, man. They offered us a lot of money. And Carlos was like, yo, never mind that. How much V-Bucks can we get from them? You want the V-Bucks, bro? I was like, yo, we are not serious, bro. No, fam. Okay, if you have the option, you know what I mean? To finesse it in that way. It's a win-win for them. Because it doesn't really matter for them. Yeah, I know. They could give us a million V-Bucks. You know what I mean?

Like, that doesn't do shit because it's their own currency. It's not like it's actual money. Which is good because that's a win on them, low-key. Exactly. Because we're promoting them free, literally. Just free. Yeah, facts. I mean, we did Fortnite theories, so that's enough promotion for them already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Type shit. You know what I mean? Yo, recently, I've been diving into, like, um...

You know how when winter comes, so for me, I'm in a gaming era. You know what I mean? Like you never seem to play video games until now, right? Facts, facts. Do you think that's because the season or do you think that's because Fortnite? I think it's a mix of both. Like it came back plus you just can't go outside because it's cold now. True. Yeah, true. So check this out. This is a real theory. The theory is that Christmas and the holiday season are

was invented to make people stop killing themselves because of the cold weather. What? Yeah. So if you think about it, the suicide rate when it's cold outside, even you can think about it with like depression and how people feel during the cold months. Yo,

People are depressed like they feel they feel lonely. They're indoors. You can't really go outside when the sun's not out. They don't feel right So to combat that what the people in charge did they ended up creating holidays? To make us look forward to things now. What are the common themes of Christmas? I

Joy is, yeah, being happy. Joy, cheer, and celebration. So it's the complete opposite feelings of depression. For you to focus on those things, it's almost like a hit of hope type thing. You look forward to something in the winter now rather than you dread it. Because usually, back in the day, winter was a time when people had to work the hardest because they couldn't go out and hunt. Facts.

They had to freeze all their food and they weren't eating as much because they were they're in a scarcity mindset so the opposite of that Christmas is Abundance abundance abundance, you know, that's actually good in mind. Yeah Yeah, and because it's like, you know, I was like Christmas is usually like playoff time for cuffing season because men's don't want to be alone Exactly. Yeah, you're inside all the time. You're just watching movies by yourself You would rather have a person there with you. You know, I mean facts. That's why that's why I

Winter is coughing season because people get lonely. People get like isolated. Bro, it's just like freaking when quarantine first happened. Yeah. It's literally the exact same thing. I don't know because I like quarantine. I think quarantine was really good. It was good. I'm not going to say it was bad, but it was definitely not good for everyone. Oh, yeah, for sure. That's for sure. Because, fam, imagine waking up.

And you don't have to go to class no more. You just play video games. It's like winter all year round though. We had that for two years straight. Yeah, I hear you, but it gets bad.

This is why it gets bad. This is why it gets bad. Because it's comfortability. And then the more you stay in that setting and prolong it, you feel like you're not doing anything. I guess, yeah. You know? It's like a constant cycle. Like you wake up, do the same shit. Now, I have a theory on quarantine. You want to get into it? Yeah, let me see. Check this out. What if quarantine was created so that we get addicted to our phones more?

I don't know. I thought it was just like, it was a reset. I don't know. I felt that it was like a good way to reset everyone. It definitely got everyone addicted though. It definitely got everybody like either sadder. You know what I mean? Put into a place. I mean, for some people, depending on who they were, they came out of quarantine stronger and even like more prosperous than before because of what they did with their time. Now, depending on the type of person you were,

You know, it's like, it's iffy because you could have done great things, but if you didn't, it's like, it amplifies who you were. Yeah, because you're in a box by yourself technically. But yeah, I know a lot of people came out of quarantine and they couldn't have a conversation properly.

Like I had to like, you know, when you're like resetting, you had to like, what do you go warm up? Yeah. I know what you mean. If you walk outside right after quarantine and you're like, you're trying to have a conversation with anyone. Yeah. Like in your class. For us, it was different because I was talking all the time. See, that was the thing though. Like, yeah. Cause during our quarantine, we were low key cheating. Cause every week we would talk to each other.

Like we would have someone to talk to. - Yeah, fact. But yo, honestly, like you could have done so much during quarantine to keep up those skills if you were looking to. But nobody fucking cared though. - Yeah. But yo, imagine, 'cause like right now sports betting is like, whenever I'm at the barber shop and shit, everyone around me is talking about sports betting. So imagine they had sports betting during quarantine. Imagine how many mans would be addicted

Yo, because it's bad, bro. Yeah, I know. It's bad. And there's this crazy story. So some guy in jail, right? Yeah. He needed $10,000 to make bond.

And he made a parlay to get out of jail. Did he win? Yeah. He guessed six games right. All of them got right. He made 10K. So this is what happened. So he knew he needed that specific amount of money. So he called his family back at home with the one phone call he needed. Yeah. Right. And he's like, okay, I want you to bet 500 on this ticket and make it a parlay. So I'm going to read out what he predicted. Okay.

Was it crazy? Like you couldn't guess this shit? Like it was underdogs winning. No way. So at this point, so he predicted five NFL games and one women's basketball game. Oh shit. So he said Raiders over Patriots. Patriots usually would win in that situation. Raiders won 21 to 17. He's up $2,000. Damn. Right? So he said Jets over Eagles. Jets have lost to the Eagles, I think 14 consecutive times. Yeah.

The Jets won 20 to 14. Now he's at $6,000. Oh, fuck. Right? So he says, bills over New York. New York wins. That puts him at 8K. He says, Lions over Tampa Bay. He got that right again. Now he's at 10K, right? Damn.

He goes Lions over Cardinals. He's right again. Now he's at 11. So last one is the women's basketball game, right? So he says New York Liberty versus the Aces. The Aces are the number one team. This is a championship game. The Aces lost by one point. That gave him the 10K. Oh, shit. Yo, he was right on everything. So he got out...

Off bail. Yeah, off bail. Off a parlay. Damn. And if you guys don't know what a parlay is, like, you bet on multiple games. It's like a bet that has to hit certain things. Yeah, hit everything. Like multiple. Multiple bets in one. That's what it is. So he turned $500 to 10K one night, got out. Damn, bro. Crazy. I heard people, like, they bet dollars. Literally, like, a couple dollars and they'll make, like, $500 off of it. Crazy, fam. But those ones are... It's very unlikely. Mm-hmm.

At the same time though, I don't know. I'm not a fan of betting. Are you? It's fun. Yeah. I don't do it a lot. I'll do it when like my friends are. Yeah. There's like a celebration or something. Yeah, exactly. You just gotta be like careful. Yeah. Because at some point, I feel like you're chasing yourself. Because I remember I had like a...

Okay, I'm not even gonna say that 'cause I have no sponsorship. - Yeah, yeah, fact check. - But I remember I was playing like a betting thing and it got me addicted because it's like, I lost here, so let me go back and try to win back what I lost.

And then that's where it gets you, though. Yeah. Oh, did I tell you that one time? I think it was on Halloween, too. So I was at the casino with my friend. We always used to go. And then I lost like 100, but I kept reloading 100. Yo, and it got to a point where I didn't even start caring. So that's how you know it got bad. Oh, that's bad. So I just kept throwing in 100s. I think I walked out with maybe...

Maybe I think it was like 60 bucks by lost 500 My friend was like dog. Yeah, we actually have to go like we're actually getting to a point where we don't even know what we're spending No more. Damn. Yeah. Okay, yo theory Loki this might be crazy. Yeah, the the biggest gamblers are actually the best entrepreneurs

what crazy crazy think about it think about it because that drive to want to earn more to try and keep going yeah that keeps you up but it's in the bad way of when you're gambling because when you're gambling you can't really control it it's all chance and you you drop out of the safest option by going to school and you're like yeah fuck that let me just go make money because usually like entrepreneurs they they kind of do gamble yeah

But at a pace where they can control. But at a pace where you can't control and you're under somebody's house where it's their rules. Crazy. Nah, you're just going to lose. And there's also a theory about the carpets in the casino. You know why they're so ugly? Why? So they don't want you walking around too much. And since the carpet is so ugly, you don't focus on like walking around. You focus more on the games. Because it's like, nah, I don't want to walk around this ugly ass carpet. Let me just sit down at a game. Oh, true.

I heard if you want to pick a really good slot machine, you want to pick one that's near the entrance. Why? Near the entrance or near the entrances of the washrooms. Because they don't get played much? No. Because they purposely make those games easier to win. What? So that when you walk in, you see people winning. Oh. Or people that are up. Oh, that makes sense. And then near the washrooms too. So you go for a break, you come back out, and you see somebody up or winning. Okay.

And then you're like, oh no, I gotta go. I gotta go rush in and get mine too. Yeah, that's smart still. Especially the hot spots are specifically like the ones by the entrances. No, no, no. Like I watch a video of them. And then the ones in the middle. So Bagdus, remember we were in the casino that one time? And I was in the middle. And then remember when Denzel was like... Yo, yo.

Vans are up and what happened everybody around us was looking our way because we're making so much noise And what did it make everybody else want to do spend their money too? Yeah, damn It's smart as shit and I'm pretty sure that's the same thing with Christmas It's like a it's an excuse to spend money like if we were a regular season or even just let's say let's say wasn't a holiday and

You wouldn't say, oh, I'm going to buy it because it's Christmas. I'm going to buy it because, you know, it's the holiday thing. I'm going to buy it because, oh, the prices are on sale because Black Friday, whatever, blah, blah, blah. Yo, if you just look at it without the perspective of everything else, you probably wouldn't buy it. Facts. And then that's how they get you with the resorts. It's always the setting. It's that Virgil thing. Like, if they put it in the right gallery, you'll want to buy it. But in the wrong place...

You won't even look that way. But Black Friday is not the same no more. Have you noticed that? Before, people would over a toaster on sale, they would punch someone. It's because Amazon, that's why. Oh, Amazon? Because now you won't see it in person. They ruined it, yeah. You just see it online. Because back then, they would line up 9 a.m. just to get in. And they would bum rush it and they would fight people. But now it's like, bro, I went on Black Friday and there was people, but it's like nobody's...

freaking out about deals nobody's freaking out it's not it's not like that anymore the only time you'll see somebody like freaking out is if something's like exclusive yeah like if prime was in walmart you would see a bunch of kids just there yeah yeah facts you know i mean like if it was like uh if it was a first release or a drop but that that culture is kind of dying too

Really? Because even like sneaker culture, that shit's gone. Kind of. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's still there. There's a lot of people at sneaker con. Really? Yeah.

Bro, there's nobody lining up. I know there's nobody lining up no more, but there's still money to be made in sneakers. Okay. Do you think it will ever be back to the I'm a lineup for that player's shoe? Oh, like a Supreme? No, like because the last person to sell out shoes in a line, I would say is KD. KD? Like the basketball player? Yeah, like people were lining up to get these kicks. Really? I don't think so. Just because the internet.

Yeah, I think the internet ruined a lot of shit, to be honest. You think so? Fuck, bro. It's kind of sad. It's kind of sad that you kind of want to go back, but at the same time, you're mature now and you realize it wasn't even that crazy. But it's good that we were born in that decade so we can experience that. These kids today don't get to experience the lineups. You know what I mean? But that's kind of sad. That's our fun, is spending money.

Being excited about merchandise. That's kind of fun. No, but I think that's like a kid's fun I know but if you deep it if you like deep it back in the day people's fun were sledding tobogganing skating dog We're getting excited to purchase shit. That's fun I'm still like a kid so I get excited about those stuff and then when I talked about it with my friends They're like yo, bro, like yo stop talking to me about that cuz I have responsibilities. I'm like, oh

damn like mans are really getting old like now that i i realize like you know when like a person in high school that you know has a baby yeah like you're kind of freaked out about it but then you realize like we're gonna get older we're out of like we're still young though for a kid we're still young relax relax no but it's it's meant to come like we shouldn't be that surprised like people are having babies now

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I don't even wanna think about that. You know that's one of my biggest fears in life? What? Having a baby? Yeah, that's one of my biggest fears. Kids. Yeah, I don't want one right now though. That sure freaks me out so much because it's like, I think that moment in your life, look, I'm gonna say this now and when I'm older I wanna watch back on it. This is my take on it right now. The moment you see me with a kid...

I probably won't be the same person. Yeah, we talked about that. How he looks like... Your life changes as soon as you have them because it's now you're not living life for yourself. You're living life for your kid. Like you want him or her to be a GOAT. It's getting too deep. Let's talk about Home Alone. Alright, so there's a Home Alone theory. This guy hates kids, bro. Yo, it's getting too deep still. I was the Home Alone theory, bro. I'm sweating, fam. I'm sweating. Chill, chill. It's okay. I'm sweating. It's okay. Let's regroup.

Imagine we had like a diaper ad. Yo. We put it. No, that ass. I don't know what it is. Remember I told you? Like I can talk to anybody, but I can't talk to babies. Why? My weakness. Really? No. I can't do like baby talk. Yeah, that makes sense too. That's kind of weird. I can talk to dogs. I can talk to like literally anything, anybody. Yeah.

But babies they can't talk to you fam. Word. Oh there was this video. Now that you say about dogs. Where a lady was on live. Yeah. And she said that a skinwalker. Pretended to be her dog. Wow. And it actually found out. Like looked like her dog? No no like it pretended. So this is what she did. She's on. This lady's on live with like around like 500 people. Yeah. Right? Yeah.

And she's saying, oh, this is not my dog. This is not my dog. And I'll prove it. Right? What the fuck? How did she prove it? I don't know. Because I guess she just got that sense. Like, there was like an ominous sense about it. So...

She's like, "Okay dog, sit." The dog sits, right? And she's like, "Okay, turn around, spin around." The dog spins around. And then she's like, "Okay, lay down." And then the dog lay down. She says on her line, she's like, "Everyone, this is not my dog. You know why? 'Cause my dog is new. He doesn't know any of these tricks." - Oh shit, that's not fair. - You know what I mean? So she locks herself in the room and the dog's just looking at her like this. Like he's understanding the shit that she's saying. So she locks the room. She calls the police.

while she's online. On the dog? Yeah, on the dog because she's getting freaked out. This is at night. So she's in a room on the thing. She locks herself in the room. Waits like an hour or so, right? Unlocks the door. The dog kind of like jogs in. He's like going around. He's looking at her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bam.

The dog goes into the closet, right? And then she grabs her flashlight. She's like, guys, watch this. Look, why is he going in the closet and just not exiting my room? She puts the flashlight on. You can see a face. So the skinwalker transformed from the dog to an actual face. I'll show you. This gave me actually goosebumps, fam. Shit stood up, bro. Yeah, yeah, look. Let me see. I'll know if she's my dog. Merlin, sit. Turn around. Turn around.

Lay down. You're not my dog. My dog don't know how to do no fucking tricks. And then look, look. I'll show you the face. Look really close. Peep the dog. What the dog? You see that? I paused it. Look, you see that? What the fuck? Fam, you see a face right there. And it's a pale face too, bro. Fam, she knew it. That's not my Bamba Club.

That's not my dog. What the fuck? No, that actually gave me goosebumps because that's an actual thing, man. Okay, because that's a real thing in mythology all the time where there's people that can change into animals. Yeah. And they say it where spirits could shapeshift into an animal and watch you from there and then kind of be in that setting while you don't notice. Yeah. So if that's actually proof... Yeah.

She's on live fam. This happened all on live. That's actually proof fam. Now you're scared for your dog? No, because like there's sometimes. This is weird. So there's sometimes when I'm at my cousin's house, right? Okay. And I'm like eating dinner. But they have birds in the back. The birds only start talking or like speaking and chirping and shit. Yeah. Whenever I'm on the phone with somebody. Yeah. Yeah.

It's weird. So like you'll get a phone call and you'll be on the phone like I'll never hear them until I speak on the phone and then I'll hear like *teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet-teet

Okay. It could be that too. It could be like I only notice it because it's inconvenient because I'm trying to talk to somebody. Yeah, yeah. But the birds are like mad loud. Word. So it could be that too. Okay, okay. I thought you were going to be like, yeah, all of them are fucking skinwalkers. Nah, no, no, no. No, because do you think like when your dog like looks out the window, remember that picture of your dog looking out the window all mysteriously? It's like Batman, bro. Like what do you think like possesses him to do that? Like...

Because no dog is going to go out and just like, yo, that shit looks like a shit out of a movie. Like, what is he thinking about? I think all dogs do that, though. Really? Yeah, all dogs like, they look out. They're just like guarding the house. I guess, I guess. They're guarding the house. It's not like, we talked about before, but Bunny. Remember the bunny dog that presses the buttons and shit? Oh, yeah, yeah. So, did you know recently they had to like give it medications? Because the dog started to think like...

and started to ask itself why is it human? - No! - Yo, we didn't talk about this? - No, we didn't. What the fuck? - So that dog that was infamous on TikTok, literally so famous, they pressed buttons like bunny eats now, bunny wants walk, whatever, right? - He started questioning himself? - So the owners, they ended up putting buttons onto the board

That are like a little bit more interesting. A little bit more advanced. Yeah, okay. They can make longer sentences. Bunny asked, why bunny dog? And it would say that and walk toward the mirror and just look at itself for hours. Oh no. Oh no. So they ended up having to give it like depression medication because it became too aware of its own consciousness. For a dog. The dog. Because if you think about it as a kid, right? Yeah.

become more and more conscious as you learn as you learn how to speak as you learn how to write you can formulate your thoughts yeah now for a dog it's probably the same thing like if it were taught to use its brain and taught to formulate its thoughts eventually you would become aware

Itself and that's what happened. It was able to communicate that to like why dog Why bunny dog? So damn, what if it's like reincarnation? Yo series. Yeah, what if um, yeah the reincarnation theory where Somebody's soul is trapped in the dog, but they can't realize it until they're taught things for them to realize and

but it becomes even more of a hell because now that they know they have knowledge of it because there's a you ever heard the adam and eve theory yeah i think you told me about it so the apple right a lot of people think like the apple might represent sex because like oh they said yeah but one of the common ones is like the apple it actually just represented knowledge because

because if you think about it can you sin if you don't know yeah i don't think so if you don't know you're doing because it's not it's not purposeful it's not purposeful yeah so for them for like anybody right if you tell them if they're just doing their own thing like if a tiger goes ahead and kills a human is the tiger like evil no like it's probably doing its natural thing to get food and eat yeah

But if the tiger was aware, like, oh, I'm taking human life and I can do other things to avoid it. Then with that knowledge, yeah, I guess you could say the tiger is like evil. But without the knowledge part.

It's almost a thing of like, okay, he doesn't know though. So is he necessarily bad? Yeah, no. Until you're taught. So the knowledge itself, because fam, like remember in Adam and Eve where they were naked? And it was only until they had the apple there, they were like ashamed, you know?

Because they knew what they were doing. They knew what it is now. They knew like, oh, I guess this is sexual type of thing. But naturally, like we're just meant to be free humans, you know, like populate. Yeah, yeah. When we didn't know what the fuck fire was. But now that we have knowledge, look, even crazier, right? Since there's so much information, right?

Like through social media and everything on the internet, we know like there's people with an abundance of crazy things like merchandise, whatever it may be, luxuries. And because of that knowledge that we have about it makes us envious, jealous, makes us strive for those things. Not because we necessarily need them or naturally want them.

It's because we have the knowledge of it's out there. Facts. So, fuck, bro. It's kind of dark. That is. And that stemmed from all from a dog taking depression pills, bro. Like, makes you think. Yeah. But, yo, for that dog, like, how would it know it has depression? Like...

I think what happened was it would stop eating. Okay, okay. So in order to make it like... You can tell when a dog is depressed. They won't act themselves. Yeah, I've never been a dog owner still. Yeah, dogs have like a personality. Like Diego is very different from Django. Yeah, I noticed that. Because Diego, for people that don't know, he's the older one.

Jango's the younger one so I come out the room you guys left so I'm like okay these guys are gone so I go in the living room I see a dog I'm like oh shit I kind of go back in my room but he doesn't chase me so I peek back out and he's literally just like he's just sleeping he's like this he's just looking at me like this and I get closer I'm like okay let me test he's still like

That's not Django, like who the hell is that? Django, yeah. Because Django moves like an old man. Django's like an Energizer buddy fam. Yeah, he's got a rookie fam. If I came out, like he would chase me in my room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can tell like the, this is so funny because I feel like personality traits with dogs are kind of like humans. Yeah, which is because you can see other dogs that have the same personality. Mm-hmm.

So me and my sister, we went to our cousin's house in Arizona and they have a dog. Like, yo, this is exactly like our Tita's dog, but it's a different breed and everything. But the personality is the exact same. So do you...

Maybe they take on like yours your Characteristics like they've been around you for so long I think and I mean my sister have a crazy theory - yeah So when we first got Django, we were in Hawaii. Okay, so we made my cousin pick up Django So he took on their it's crazy. So to this day, bro. We're still like I

Yo, why does Django look like our cousin? What? Yeah. No, like when I say it, I'll show you pictures later. Okay. But Django literally looks like our cousin. But Diego looks like you guys. Diego like, I don't know. Resembles. He's like family. Yeah. Okay. But Django is like the odd one out. And we bagged that. Okay.

Our cousin picked him up for the first time and he stayed with her for the first like moments of life, I guess. Cause he was only what, like a couple months old. So he was staying with her for the first month before we got back from Hawaii. And then we brought him home and like, yo, what the fuck he looks like.

He looks like my cousin. Does Jango like her more? Like when she sees her. Yeah. No. He probably thinks that she's actually the older. Yo, it's crazy because every time she comes over. Yeah, she's like. Yeah, he goes crazy. Nah, that's. Yeah, Jango like jumps up and like.

Like there's some howls that we don't get the same love for. We don't get the same love, man. That's crazy. Even when we're on FaceTime with her, Jenga would hear her voice and get riled up. Oh, wow. No, so yo, the first like two seconds of meeting really makes like a point difference. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah.

I think it becomes like you type of thing. One thing I noticed, I learned too, was hamsters. A lot of people say that hamsters die quick, right? Yeah. But usually there's been low-key a lot of hamster murders. Murders? That have been like...

like where they were still alive, but their owners just didn't know this fact. Oh, because they're hibernating. Yeah, yeah, you did it. Oh, I heard about that. So when it gets really cold, like I don't know why, but hamsters go into hibernation where they don't move and they don't have no pulse no more. So obviously if you're an owner, you check the pulse. Yeah, it's dead. Yeah, and it's cold. So it's like, oh yeah, that shit's dead. I'm going to just,

throw it out right but if you really look closely they said you can see like a little like breath like if you look very closely no owner is looking that close for a dead hamster so they'll throw it out but yeah a lot of people with hamsters if you didn't know and you probably threw out your fucking you probably burned it alive

To all the hamster owners. That's crazy. Yo, because I watched this video, right? They found the hamster still like that. And they thought, oh, it's dead, blah, blah. But they warmed it up. No, this is what they did. This is what they did. They went to Reddit. And apparently on Reddit, it told them to put it in the freezer. Yo, check this out. They took the hamster.

They put that shit in the freezer? They opened the freezer, it's alive. What? Yeah, it was like moving. Wait, a freezer? I thought it was supposed to be warm. I don't know, maybe it has something to do with temperature though. Okay, maybe, yeah. Maybe it got too cold where it had to wake up. That type of thing. Put it in the freezer, that shit's like...

That's so crazy bro. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Oh my god. Have you heard of the, what do you call this? The mosquito burger in Africa? Yo, where they get the pan? Yeah, get the pan. That shit's crazy. I tried it before. No, you haven't. No, I didn't eat it. I didn't eat it. A fly probably fell on your burger, man. I used to watch like, what do you call it? Discovery Channel. Yeah. And that was the first time I seen like the mosquito burger thing. Yeah, yeah.

So what I did, there's hella mosquitoes in my backyard. This is when I was like, this is when I was like seven years old. So I got like a Tupperware and I went outside. I did the same thing in Discovery Channel. I was collecting like mosquitoes in the thing. I wasn't going to eat it. It just looked fun. I just wanted to do it. So I just collected a whole bunch of mosquitoes. I looked at it like, damn, that's a lot. Yo, there was...

And you ate it. No, I didn't eat it. I did not eat it. No, but yo, that shit, when it actually gets fried, it just looks like a burnt burger. It probably tastes good. Yeah, probably. Because it's considered a delicacy back in Africa. But some Anthony Bourdain type guy, he vlogged it, right? And he went to Africa and he was like, okay, yeah, I'm going to try it and entertain the people. So he tried it. And then everyone was looking at him, like the tribe. And it's very disrespectful to like,

Throw up in front. Oh really or or just like gag because this is one of their we can't stop that They're only protein so he eats it he's like And then like mid video he's like And then they're like no no no eat it eat it. They're like no no no don't throw up and then he's like It would be better, but I know it's flies. Oh

So he's just disrespecting it. So I'm like, yo, you can't do that. Yeah, because, yo, when it's in your head, like, mentally, it's hard to, like, look the other way. It's that thing of... It's like the poop question. Like, if the poop looks like a burger, or would you rather eat a burger made of poop? Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, like... It's all mental. It's all mental. It doesn't even matter, bro. Like, high key, the best desserts probably taste the best because of the setting, not because of, like, the actual food itself. Facts, bro. So, yo...

if you set up the right setting for it, the right emotion when you deliver it to the person, whatever it may be, you can probably make it taste like 20 times better just based off the environment. What's the one you went to, Le Petit Chef? Yeah. Because it looks like fancy meals, but low-key, I was looking at it, it's just basic meals, but they put it in a way where it's like, oh, this shit is fancy. It's gourmet, yeah. Yeah, it's gourmet. It's just,

It does taste gourmet. I will say that. It does taste gourmet, but it's the setting that makes it gourmet. It's not necessarily like a, oh, petite chef. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, I'm eating some shit that tastes like I'm different. It's not that different. It's not that different, but it is gourmet in the sense of like,

Oh, I guess like this is what you call fine dining. Like, dude, I have a napkin on my lap and shit. If you have a napkin on your lap, I think like the meal just tastes fancier. Yeah. Oh, they ran that type of experiment in the mall, I think. They made like a fake brand. They named it like Palatone or something. Like some Italian brand name. Crazy name. So...

They put all Shoeless Joe shoes up on the wall. But they made it like a velvet robe where you can't get in and stuff like that. Made it nice and in front of all the designer brands. People came in, they're like, oh yeah, this looks nice. Right? They bought it. Fam, the guy at the end was like, no, this is just a payless $25 shoe. They got finessed. They got finessed. What the fuck? But it's in that environment. So you would never know. That's the way, bro. I'm pretty sure.

Like, if you were to hire a whole bunch of people to line up for, let's say, your store and just have a long-ass line, especially in Toronto...

that line would extend by like 10 100 easily off the first like look like people would line up to for some reason because they just don't know toronto loves lines man they love lines it's so crazy oh yeah all right let me say the the home alone theory because i feel like oh yeah what the fuck i was edging mans for that they're like yo wait what's what's the theory because i thought that was a transition to for us to get not talk about babies no more no i actually have one okay okay what is it it's actually kind of too

Yeah, yeah. So I don't know if you ever heard the Home Alone Polka King theory. You ever heard about this? No, no. What is that? So remember Home Alone 1? Yeah. Where the mother... This is when they're abandoned at the airport. And then she finds out like, oh, we left Kevin. Okay, yeah, yeah. And there's a moment where she's at Scranton Airport. And she says she's sitting down in the airport. And she goes...

If I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I'm going to get myself back to Kevin. I've heard of that. Remember? So right when she said that, who appears? This guy named the Polka King. Now, in mythology...

Usually, the devil is a what? A musician. Someone that plays music. Okay. The Polka King, he plays an instrument. And he's actually part of a band. Yeah. Check this out. Right after she said that line, he appeared and offered her, okay, I can get you to where we're going. Like, I'm headed that way. He said that? He said that, fam. Do I remember that? Yeah. Do you have the scene or no? Show me it after. I'll show you it after, yeah. But what's even crazier... Huh?

the Scranton Airport. You know where it's located? Where? It's located directly Denver? At a crossroads. Oh. And the crossroads are significant. Why? Because every single story you hear of someone like selling their soul to the devil, it's always at the crossroads. The crossroads. And it's always said like that in mythology, bro. Holy smokes.

It's crazy. So the theory is like John Candy that played the Polka King. Yeah. Like it's almost like a meme like, oh, John Candy played the devil. And people say that like in other movies like, oh, he's the devil in this movie. Fuck. Crazy. And men didn't notice that? Why isn't that a bigger thing? Because I think that's the first time I ever heard that one. That's the first time you heard it? Yeah. Yeah, fam, like...

I'm pretty sure it's in the reddit type of thing like people people that really dive dive into it But it's not very that it's not very popular because it's a old movie Yeah, and that's so crazy is like as soon as she said it you said like two seconds after this guy showed out of nowhere He showed up. I come out of portal or something No, cuz he was like in the scene like you just like walked into the scene and like talking. Can I see it? Can I see it? It's me hard to find. Okay. Let me see. I think it's this one. Okay. Let me see right here If I have to sell my soul to the devil himself

i am going to get home to my son and then he comes up right when she says that anything at all i could do for you today do anything i can get you a hotel room creeps in from the back yeah that's the excuses for a second can i see you for a second please excuse us takes her by the arm fam and talks to her but here in your you got a little bit of a dilemma there oh that's crazy oh

and this is what's even crazier too because usually when you do a deal with the devil something goes wrong in your way what yeah i lost your run wrong what's funny remember she left but the the parents and the other kids didn't right yeah yo so what ended up happening she went with them with the people she sold her soul to but the parents and the other kids they ended up getting back to kevin back home the

the same time because they ended up catching a flight so if she stayed anyway she would have caught a flight but she ended up selling her soul to that guy so she had to just go through more basically yeah and the theory is too like all those other band members in his band are people that sold their soul as well that tag along that tag along with him

yo what the heck why why am i just hearing about this now bro and it's crazy too i think um the home alone mandela effect that was i said last time measure clouding me because i said i opened the tiktok with the tiktok opened with oh yo if you're a true home alone fan and then i didn't know which uh movie the scene was it was one or two oh was it one no one one right yeah you had to tell me that though because i opened it with yo i'm a true home alone fan or whatever it was

And I didn't even know what scene it was. I didn't know either, fam. To be honest with you. But yeah. But at those points, bro, like, it's just details. You don't really care. No one cares. But that one, I actually didn't know. That's very interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's another theory I have about Christmas, actually. This is actually for Santa. So do you ever wonder why, like, there's a naughty and nice list for Santa Claus? Bag that.

To make kids... It's like a... What do you call it? Propaganda? To make kids like... To make kids like nicer and behave better. Behave, right? Bro, check this out. I didn't even know this is a thing.

You know, out in, I'm pretty sure like Northern Asia and I think some areas near like Siberia and all of that, they have tradition where they have, instead of Santa Claus, it's a- Oh, it is- Sinterklaas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, his name is Sinterklaas. But that's the bad one, right? No. He's with-

he's with Krampus and Krampus is supposed to be like a winter demon but he ends up going like with a Krampus and going to like children to see if they're naughty or nice and sending Krampus to go ahead and like beat them up like he would go around literally looks like Santa Claus has like a priest hat dressed in red long white beard walks up to the kids and

And he goes, "Hmm, naughty or nice?" And then sends Krampus if they're naughty and like beat him up. - Damn. - Now that whole thing of like Santa Claus, Sinterklaas, it gets dark because in I think like the 1600s, there's actually a play. So the play is called Robin Goodfellow. Now Robin Goodfellow,

It's the main character is a half man, half goat. And the name Robin is actually a medieval term for devil. Robin? Yeah. Check this out. But this is where it gets crazy. This is what ties into Santa Claus. His signature laugh is ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Yeah. So ho, ho. That's where they got Santa Claus's laugh from. Oh, shit. That's where they got the naughty and nice list from. It's all demonic. Oh, it's all demonic. Yeah.

does that why it's like oh give it coal give coal i don't know what the coal thing is yeah i'm not sure what the coal thing is but just connect to the fire that shit's hell coal is demonic yeah look might as well be stone might as well be coal is demonic confirmed you know what you know what else is demonic like guaranteed why why why

Fuck. I'm about to blow the lid off this shit. Taylor Swift. Did you know Taylor Swift? Yeah, we all know she's demonic, man. No, no. She's, quote unquote, a clone of the high priestess of the Church of Satan.

Yo, what? Look at this pic, fam. Yeah, let me see. Look at this pic. Oh, wait. Yeah, where they look similar. Loki, I was going to tell you this too. Yo, so this is like a famous high priestess of the demonic church. Looks exactly like Taylor Swift.

Now what's crazy, they share a lot of similarities. They're both singer-songwriters, fam. They both have the same blonde hair, the same facial structure. Look, they even wear the same lipstick. Look at their eyes. The eyes, fam! And the eyebrows! Yo, that's exactly Taylor Swift! So a lot of people are starting to see, oh yeah, Taylor Swift's demonic because of this one, I think it's a music video for the song called Willow.

And what happens is she uses her piano and out comes like a golden thread and out goes this golden thread and it attracts all of these people. And once the people become in contact with it, the

They become obsessed with her. And they become almost so obsessed where they become like a cult. And what is Taylor Swift's fandom like? Yeah, cult fam. It's like a cult. Oh my gosh. So theory is that she's actually either a clone of her or her just in disguise. Or they've like replaced her with her.

And she's using the music in the same way to take people's souls and like make them attached to her and literally become infatuated that

it becomes like a following. Literally a cult. And you know Taylor Swift's cult is like very strong. It's super strong. What's that case you talked about before where it was kind of like that where I think it's a nursery rhyme too where you follow the leader and then they all die at the end. The mice? Yeah, it was the mice one but it was a real life one. I forgot. Where the guy brought in everyone and then he killed all the kids.

Oh, I don't know. It's so popular. We talk about it all the time, too. It's just not going in my head. The Pied Piper. Yeah, something like that. The Pied Piper. Yeah, but it was real life, though. Yeah, it's just like that. So she's using her music to get a following of all these people, getting them to follow her, and then pretty much selling...

Look at this pic. I just want to show you a pic. My bad. So this is a pic of... Her name is Zina Levy. Zina Levy. And look at her face. Literally looks exactly like Taylor Swift with a snake. This is Taylor Swift with a snake. In her videos. No, that's not...

No, that's weird. Bro, and there's another video too where like they show her going into literally hell and she has like a demon mask on and all these people are like dancing on some Doja Cat shit. It's really odd. No, I think she's worse than Doja Cat because she has a bigger influence. Doja still has influence but it's like it's not as big as Taylor. Like if you have that big of a crowd, you should actually do good. Like tell them to do good. Yeah.

You know what I mean? It's very interesting, bro. And remember, oh no, I don't know. Yeah, it was Taylor. The one who was like, she wanted to make the chant, the demonic chant. Oh, this is the new chant, like saying. Oh, that's fun.

That's what Charen said. That's fucked. But everyone's favorite, what do you call this? Sexy Red came out too. Did you see that? That video? When she was on live? Oh, with the Illuminati thing? Yeah, yeah. She was like, oh guys, I sold my soul for burgers and a side of onions. But that obviously is like, it's a joke. Yeah, it's joking. But fam, at the same time, you can disguise it like that. And she's like, yeah, they got me. I can't get out of it. Like, I'm making too much money. Yeah. So I'm like, yo, bro. It's fucked.

They just clouted at that point. There was a clip. I don't know if you've seen the clip where she's getting her hair done. No. And people in the room, they were asking her, oh yeah, what was that room you were in? Like the Freemason or whatever? Literally said in the video. The fuck? Look, I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you.

Shoutout Aang one time. He sent me this video. Okay, okay. Look at this. Yo, that's crazy, bro. She's getting her hair done. That's a conversation of backgrounds.

That's crazy. See, that's unplanned though. That's not her saying it. Yeah, that's not her saying it. That's just like people in the... No, that's weird. No, no, that's weird, bro. Crazy, man. I think there is a reason why everyone's coming out or like it's getting so obvious and a lot of people are learning. So this is my take on it. So remember that thing I said with the knowledge, right? Mm-hmm.

If you know and you still take part. Yeah. That's sinning. Yeah. Like it was your choice. They can't trick you. You know what I mean? I think there was something in the Bible was like,

The devil can't like deceive you. It will make you choose. So you have to choose it type of thing. So it will trick you obviously like maliciously, but at the end of the day, it would be your choice. So, you know, all of these things are going down, you know, like they're, you know what I mean? Their takes on life and like their, their goals, I guess.

You choose any way to take part. And when you choose any way to take part, that's your choice to take part in obviously something that's not holy. You know what I mean? That's scary though. So I would never, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's crazy. It is. And you can get easily influenced into that too. Like if you're not really like paying attention to the signs, like just be diligent. Yeah. Like there's a lot of people and it's not necessarily their fault. It's always the environment. Yeah.

And of course, the environment's going to put you in a place where it's like, you think it's only one choice. But even the goal of Jumper's Jump, for me, it's very much to just like open your mind to everything. All the possibilities, you know? Even if you're not going to take action on it, at least think about it. Because if you're not like...

purposely making yourself think before you enter into an opportunity or even into like shit, even like a community of friends, whether it's good for you or bad for you. It should be a good circle. You know what I mean? Yeah. You should, you should take in like, what am I really learning here? What am I really gaining from it? Yeah. Is it doing good for me? And it's just accountability too is like, okay, I chose this. So am I happy with my choice?

Or am I going to make a decision to make myself better? And am I going to take that initiative to do it? Or am I just going to sit and do the same thing? Because that's another sin. That's like, I think sloth is like to not do anything. It's literally all ties together. Because sloth,

If you just constantly let people choose for you or even just like, I don't know, do what's too easy and too comfortable, you'll end up in a place that you might resent because the inner you, like what you truly want, truly desire, it can't get out. And you're making it harder for yourself when you tell yourself like fake lies and like, oh, I can't do this.

But truly, you can. You just have to think about doing it. You'll put yourself deeper into a hole that's harder to climb out. You know? You got to stand on business. Yeah. About yourself. About yourself. But yeah, but the thing I noticed too when I was thinking is when, you know how like

when good things come out and, like, how the guy made cancer. Mm-hmm. No, not made cancer. The cure? The cure for cancer. Like, everything that's good, usually within a few years, that guy gets taken out. But whenever it's, like, these people came out and say the bad stuff... Mm-hmm.

They get elevated, which is weird. It's very interesting. Yeah. Very, very interesting. Because another case that I read about, which was crazy, was the guy who created an actual time machine, but then he disappeared right after. Do you know about this? Oh, shit, nah. No, so this is a crazy story. So in 1995, there was a guy named Mike McCrum, right? And he was making... Hold on, let me see the name of the machine that he built. Oh, it was the Jacob's Ladder.

Oh, I heard of it. Yeah, so he made a machine called the Jacob's Ladder where there was two poles that go like this really high and then there's like an electricity that comes out of the two poles because it's like some makeshift building, right? So he made this, right? It was a makeshift thing

And what was crazy is when he threw a piece of metal through it, the piece of metal disappeared for a few moments. Yeah. And then reappeared on the other side of the room. Oh, shit. So he's like, did I accidentally just create time travel? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So he's like, okay, so...

Before I come out to the public and tell everyone this is real, I need to prove it on a bigger scale. So I need all the power, right? And that's exactly what he did. He took all the power from the neighborhood. Fam, the neighborhood had a big blackout just because this guy was trying to make a bigger portal, right? So obviously you can't do that. He got put into jail just because he kept doing it for a couple years.

And then as soon as he got out of jail, that's when people got suspicious because he went on a radio like little interview thing.

And he was asked, what was your intentions with all that? He said, I want to make a time travel thing. I mean, a time travel machine that I can walk through, a human can walk through. And then he was asked, okay, what would you bring with you? He's like, just a cell phone. Okay. Right. Remember, he said just a cell phone. So right after that interview, him and his machine two years after disappeared.

Right? Could not be found. It's still a cold case. You know what I mean? And then right after, I think it's like a month after his disappearance, a cold case from a decade ago. So this was in 19, I think I said 55. Yeah, yeah. A cold case in 1930 opened up again. And this is crazy. So that cold case, there was a tube, a metal tube that washed up on the, I think it was a beach in LA, right? Mm-hmm.

Inside was a guy Human remains He was unidentifiable But the only thing he had Was a cell phone Cell phone

The only thing that guy said that he would bring with him if he time traveled was a cell phone. Fam, 1930s, you wouldn't have that type of stuff. Yo, so he time traveled back in time. But where he got time traveled to, he couldn't escape. He probably got in the ocean, fam. That's what I'm saying. Time traveled to the ocean because wherever he was at the time, the waters probably changed or some shit. Exactly. And he was a guy too, but it was unidentifiable.

Damn. So you know what I mean? So what if that guy actually just did time travel? Yo, that's fucked. Because you can time travel, but you don't know where you're time traveling into, feel me? Like, if you time travel exactly to this spot right here, fam, you're in the sky. Because we're in a condo building, right? If you time travel like exactly five years ago or shit, maybe like 30 years ago, fam, you'd be in the air. You'd be like, oh shit.

And you're falling in the sky. That is actually a big risk. Yeah. Because you could spawn. Time travel is Loki and L power. It's Loki and L power. Unless you can control where you spawn at. But like probably not. Nah, I don't think you... Unless like...

Let's say you go to like a monument somewhere, but even still you never know who's around at the time Because what if you spotted like you're right now and I'm like we finally discovered time travel Yeah, but you go back like that's that's a waste of time I would rather go to future rather than the past you know a future past and rather than yeah Because no because I'm living right now. So why would I go back? You know, I mean if we time travel Felix just as cool for me is just as cool. Yeah, I

I don't know. Because this is a thing for the future. It's like... It's like... I like the mystery of it. You know what I mean? So if you go into the future, I feel like it kind of makes it boring. Really? But I like the past because even though I know about it...

i still haven't experienced it okay yeah you know so like i can i can be wary of oh i guess this is that thing it's like watching a movie and then reading the book it's literally like that it's literally like that i read the book so now i can see like how much of this shit is real you know how much how much is true that is true but put a gen z back in the past i know he's gonna be like man what the hell i would rather have my technology back and shit like

You think so? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. How far back are we going though? Like back when it was black and white bro, like yeah, I mean like... Black and white like the... No, no, no, no, like in terms of that. Like when shows were black and white bro, like no technology at all. Like yeah, it was bad. I mean it would definitely be racist, yeah. Yeah. But like, oh man, it would be racist though. Why would you think? Because it is. Yeah, it would be. Like it actually is.

I don't even think we can walk around too much type shit. I know. Fuck. Yeah, see? That's why it got bad. You never know when you're going to spawn in. Okay, if I could time travel back in Asia, fuck, the Mongols probably fuck you up too. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you're going to become a samurai, bro. The Mongols will probably fuck you up still. Yeah. You know the Mongols, they raped almost every single country. Really? Yeah, they raped, killed, and pillaged. You know Genghis Khan? Yeah, yeah. Oh, he was a goat. Yeah. Don't say that. Yeah.

No, but people actually do say he's the GOAT though because he's literally like one of the craziest conquerors ever. Yeah, and that term though. Not the shit that he did. No, like Mike Tyson was talking about it. This guy, like imagine... Yo, you know what it was? Apparently, this is true. Apparently, like Genghis Khan, he...

Had trouble with, like, women. Yeah. And to get back at them, he ended up becoming this, like, brute of a force. Okay. And ended up getting everything his way. Oh, shit. I think there's a movie coming out with Genghis Khan. And I'm really, like, curious to see, like, the whole story. Because I haven't done too much research on it. But it's usually that thing. Because Napoleon, I watched the Napoleon movie. Mm-hmm.

Did you know he was kind of like... You know he's short. Yeah. Like he was known as like... Oh, he's got short temper. Short man syndrome. And that's why he wanted to conquer the world. Damn. What was interesting though in the movie... They actually made him a cuck. Oh shit. Yeah. Which is really interesting. It's like...

It's like you wouldn't expect this most dominant person to want to be that. No, because the come up would make sense then. Because it's the complete extreme of the other side? Yeah, because you know how I talked about before, the incels, they would look up to the Joker and they would become the Joker and be destructive. You know what I mean? Yeah, that makes sense now. Why Genghis Khan was like that. Because fam, if you're having trouble with women, you would be frustrated. Yeah.

And then you want to take over the world. Yeah. See, no, no. Everyone has a backstory. That makes sense. Like the villain backstory, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I wonder now, like thinking of all the worst people in the world, they probably had a crazy backstory too, which made them do the shit they did. And a lot of people are not going to acknowledge that backstory. I've been saying this, like technically nobody's wrong. Nobody's right. Because if you were in their shoes, maybe you would have chose the same thing.

And obviously as terrible and as unethical as those stories may be, like it's hard for you to really say if you're not in their shoes going through their trauma. Exactly. And going through their literally like death, life, death experiences. Fuck. You can't really like say that. Yeah. Especially at the times, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like nowadays we have so much technology to hear about these stories and then say like, oh, I would have done things differently. The interesting thing is like back, back, back, way back in the day, like...

Would we even have the same mindsets to be able to comprehend certain topics without the technology we have? Probably not. You know what I mean? Like, back in the day, like, not even too long ago, when I was five years old, I couldn't Google shit. You would have to use the almanac. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yes, bro. And they had, like, so many books, and it would take you a minute to, like, actually look for it. So imagine something a little bit more complex, like...

philosophical point of view. But you would think though that now that we have all the information just like that, we would be more understanding. But it's weird how we're more divided. It's the thing of knowledge. It comes all the way back around. It's because the knowledge thing. Now that we know too much. Yeah. Now we get to pick sides. Yeah. Like, okay, this is where it gets fucking like, you know what I mean? Like,

iffy but you always want to compare your suffering to somebody else's which is fucked up you know like yeah people are suffering there but like why do you have to compare if theirs is better yours is bad you know what I mean why don't you just deal with yours and obviously it gets iffy there I'm not gonna say like it's wrong or right but the moment we start to compare is the moment we kind of doom ourselves yeah yeah

Because it's like, yo, what do you mean my struggles is worse than yours? Exactly. That's my thing. It's like, do we really want to be angry about comparing suffering? Nah, that's fuck. Suffering is bad in general. It's bad in general. No one's to say like it's not, it's terrible. It's literally terrible. But for you to compare it and choose like what's better than the other. Now we're getting into territories like, oh, fuck. Like, what are we really doing here now? Yeah.

You know? That's fucked. Then I think that that's something like we can learn from is like the knowledge. Like, yeah, we can learn about like issues, but okay, what are you going to do about it? You know? Like, are you just going to complain? And like, that's a negative already. That energy in and of itself of like thinking about negative things is going to eat at you and fuck, it might even make your food taste bad. Yeah, yeah. Facts, bro. That's a bar. You know? Yeah.

But it's crazy too. It's like... You know like the mans that go through... How you say like... I usually... Whenever there's like a weird thing going on, I laugh at it. Yeah. So like... You know the mans... I knew it was bad because one of my friends, whenever like Father's Day comes up, he doesn't have a dad. Yeah. So he would post like... He does a lot of shit to like...

make himself, you know, forget about it. So he would turn it into like comedy. Yeah. So every time on Father's Day, he would post a story of like a black screen and be like, yo, happy Father's Day. Or like, like he would throw a football and there would be no one on the other side and shit like that. But it's like, whenever I hang around him, I know like not to talk about shit like that. You know what I mean? Or even, and that goes to everyone. Like,

Even if you don't know their situation, you shouldn't assume right away that, oh, yeah, they both have two loving parents. You know what I mean? Just be careful of the shit that you say. Yo, I was listening to George Janko's podcast, right? And this is, yo, this is a crazy bar. So there was like a debate, I think, in the Bible or something where they asked Jesus, like, what is the greater...

Like what issue is greater? And then Jesus said, okay, before we talk, let's not offend anyone. All right, let's do this. So he said first, like don't offend anyone. And the reason he said that is because the moment you offend someone, then no one will listen to you.

That makes sense. So first off, okay, let's be respectful. Now let's tackle it. But like before that, you can't really offend nobody because then everyone's like rah, rah, rah. They don't want to hear nothing. Yeah, yeah. That's why the priests like, you know, the ones out in like Spadina, like they're not trying to offend nobody because they would just walk away. Like if they offend like a Muslim person, the Muslim is not listening to them no more about his beliefs. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You have, yeah, like, there's a right way to do it. There's a right way to, like, preach the word, you know? It never has to be a forceful thing. It never has to be a thing of, like, yo, you're wrong. No. First off, never offend anybody. Let me just, like, give you an idea about something. That's it. Just plant the seed. It's not necessarily, like, a...

oh, you're terrible. Then why do comedians get so much love then? Because they offend hella people. But comedians is different. It's a sense like, oh, they're supposed to. Yeah, I think comedians is different. It's because we like put our pain and then change it around through them. It's like a recycling machine type of shit. But it's crazy too. It's like,

that whole comedian thing is like, you go into a comedy bar knowing you're gonna get offended and you laugh it off. Like, you can probably take like the most meanest person, put them in a comedy bar, they'll like lay off. You know what I mean? But it's like, why does that happen only in a comedy bar? Like, you can get it wherever. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. That's a great point. But I think the reason that is is because...

there's like no rules in life you know there's like no rules yeah so depending on how you take some like going to a comedy bar i guess it's like unspoken rule oh yeah like oh okay we're here to laugh but we're out in in the open and you overhear a conversation just the way of like their dialect yeah maybe they said something in a in a a cadence that you know that kind of annoyed you

like maybe they were just telling a joke but in the way they said it probably pissed you off like fuck maybe it wasn't even meant to be that heard that way because they weren't even talking to you yeah no you're right though because for your free will so i was reading this comment like your free will is the worst thing that they could have gave us because like there's like this this thing going around where uh there would be big groups of people and they would just

crawl like on in the mall and stuff and as a wait why because we have free will we can do whatever the fuck we want right so they would just crawl right and the mall retail workers like what is going on like they're actually just so confused because imagine people crawling are they the people that are like uh the dog finish thing no no this is just random people because you're allowed to do

crawl like no one's gonna say like stop crawling that's true you know i mean yeah so they would crawl around and just crawl around the whole mall just like wow big groups because what would you say what would you say because that's allowed no one's saying it's allowed yeah that is allowed exactly that's why people are saying yo free will is the craziest thing given to us because you if you really bag it you can do whatever you want

It's just people will look at you weird because you're supposed to walk. Someone told us we're supposed to walk. Yeah, exactly. This is very true. Yeah, very true. There's no reason I can't walk around like this all the time. You know, it shouldn't be weird. Like I should be able to walk around like this all the time if I'm comfortable. But Loki, a person will kick you out the store for doing this. Yeah, like I can't walk through the store like this. Like, yo, put your hands down. Like, why? I'm not doing nothing.

Yeah, that actually blows my mind though. We're actually allowed to do whatever we want. Yeah, like what if I walk in like pointing all the time? Like, yo, what are you pointing at? Nothing. I just have my arms like this.

No, what? Yo, because you know how like I troll, right? Yeah. But it's like, I know when to stop and I have social anxiety. So it's like, whenever mans do stuff in public, I don't like them being loud or any attention to me, right? Word. So my friend, so I heard, what do you call this? One of my friends telling me a story. They went to the science center. Yeah. Right? And his friend trolls to the point where like, you think you're, you actually might go to jail. Word.

And he doesn't know how to back out of it, right? So he brings the DSLR camera to the science center. And he goes up to people's faces and goes like this. Oh, that's wrong. And he goes to the next person.

to the next person but the camera's off but he's just going like this yeah fam yo that is so crazy like so he just does it just to get a kick out of it just to get a kick out of it very interesting very interesting bro and I'm like I wish I would have that confidence in that way not like doing that yeah but like I wish I would have that confidence where I had no social anxiety like that

I could just go up to anyone. Bro, you can. I know, I can. You can. Honestly, it's just practice. It just takes practice. It literally just takes practice. To be more comfortable in public, what I noticed is whenever I do something that's uncomfortable, because not to be big-headed, but when people meet me in the mall,

I always think like, okay, shit, I might look kind of ugly right now because fuck, I'm not in the best clothing. I didn't wash my hair, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, fuck, okay, you take a pic with me? I didn't die. Yeah, yeah. Like, shit. I didn't like shit my pants or nothing. Fuck. That story is probably going to be up for like 24 hours. Yeah, like, there's nothing going on, right? Exactly. And then if something embarrassing happens to you,

you can like look at it as a thing of okay that went okay now what you know like if i if i did like shit myself yeah like in public like yeah it would be embarrassing but after that i feel like i'd be bulletproof like fuck oh my god well what are y'all gonna do to me now yeah okay yo trigger warning yo trigger warning for anyone but i've seen this video it was in new york where like this homeless man like this some guy was recording in his car and this homeless man was just like on the wall right yeah and he put his pants down and

took a shit in public right yo this is what he did so he takes his hand and then like he rubs it across like so like there's this store right and there's a lock to open the store and he rubs it on the lock so yo imagine you're the store owner you don't know this you know what I mean and you're unlocking luck and then you eat your sandwich like eww

Trigger warning bro! Thank god this was at the end not the beginning of it. Oh my god Sam. Cause yo imagine, cause that shit could happen in Toronto too. Like we actually don't know what we're touching. Yeah I just feel bad for like the workers man. Like y'all are getting paid like minimum wage and you have to do them like that? And recently when I was taking the TTC I also saw someone put their flashlight on for the seat

And for check for bed bugs, I was like, I know exactly what you're doing. Like you're smart. True, true. That's, that's, that's pretty, yeah, that's smart. Cause yo, like I feel bad from like, like people are trying to make ends meet. They're doing the most they can to like make money fam. And for little things like that, like inconveniences always triggers me. Like I hate, I hate when people give a hard time to, to people working like minimum wage jobs. I hate when people give people a hard time for that. Like,

You don't know their backstory while they're working, bro. But when I went to New York, we were at McDonald's, right? In the airport. Very long line, right? And the guy, I don't know why, but it's very unnecessary a lot of these things. Like you can just take your drink and go. But this guy asked for a sweet tea, right? So he already was given the work attitude and like,

it was like, it was low-key a race thing. Like they didn't, he didn't like, like there was already something deep down in his side that he was going to fuck up this McDonald's. So he grabs the sweet tea. He wanted sweet tea. He takes it and he goes like this, not,

Not sweet enough. Gives it back. I'm like, bro, what the fuck are you doing, bro? He's like, no, I want a Coke. Right? And then he's like, no, I want a Coke. Like, make sure you get me a Coke. I'll give you guys money. He starts throwing the money at the people very disrespectfully. And then the lady's like, sir, before you start throwing money at me, I need you to relax and shit like that. And just shit on. I just didn't want to be there, bro. I know. It's very icky. It's very icky. I know. It's like, it's terrible. Why do y'all have to throw? Throwing money at a minimum wage...

person. Yeah, I know. That's tough. They're not a stripper dog. I know. They hurt. You have to do with the public like that. You know what I think? I think a lot of those people, it's almost like they're not happy with what's going on. I always get that sense. They're just going to cause a destruction to make other people unhappy. It's almost like a leech. Remember that thing I said, it takes one person to end the cycle? I think that's what it's like. Like,

Maybe that person that's doing all of those things, they've never been shown compassion to. And then the moment somebody does, maybe he'll switch around. Who knows? Like if they just show, yeah, I know that is true. Because sometimes there's like grouches and scrooges, you know? And because they're that way, they're kind of stuck in that emotion. Everybody else they meet, they'll treat them like a grouch, a scrooge, right? But the moment he meets somebody that will treat him...

Better now which whether he deserves it or not. Yeah, he deserves it or not He'll probably treat the other person better probably cheat the other person better, you know, maybe he'll switch around maybe he'll like transform Yeah, you know that short skit where it's like, um, the drive-thru pass it down thing. I

Which one? So there's a short film. It was like, yeah, I'm going to pay for the person behind me. Yeah, pay it forward. Yeah, pay it forward. So the guy's like, okay, oh, cool. I'm getting paid for, right? And then he's like, okay, I'm going to do the same thing. But now there's no one behind him. He goes, I want 64 burgers, 64 fries, 64. And then so he goes behind the person. Now the person has to pay for his shit. And then she's like, I'm not paying for this. And then the guy's like, nah, it's a pay it forward chain.

Wait, that's in a movie? No, it's like a short skit. Oh, it was a skit. I want 64 burgers. No, you have to pay for mine. It's fucked. It's fucked. Yo. Have you ever done that? Like pay for it? I have. I don't think I have. No.

I should have done it yesterday, low key. I was thinking about it. That's weird you say that because I was really thinking about it yesterday. Like what was the scenario? You just had a drive-thru? No, like I was, there's someone in line and then like their card, like the payment didn't go through. Yeah. It was crazy. This is where I knew like it was my time to choose. Okay. Because they were paying, they already finished paying.

But for whatever reason, right when they finished paying, I'm like, you know what? Should I pay for the thing? And they're like, oh, wait, I can't because they already paid. And then it didn't go through. Oh, shit. And in my head, I'm like, oh, shit.

But I'm hesi-ing. I'm hesi-ing. That might have been God. I know. I should have done it, bro. But I guess it's a lesson in itself to not hesi. Yeah, yeah. No, when I go back to the Philippines, I want to do what Tekashi69 did and just go around and hand money to the kids, to be honest. But is that dangerous? No, because you can do it in safer areas. No, but I think the dangerous part is would people steal from the kids?

Oh, I don't know. I would probably just go, "Keep this in your pocket, please bro." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, take this and run, Loki. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, right? Like, you kind of have to like give it to them properly. Yeah. But yeah, bro. Yeah. That's it. Because I'm gonna head to the Philippines soon. I know. You should do it too. Yeah. We'll do a world tour.

A lie? Low key. That would be kind of fire. Yeah, bro. All right. Thank you everyone for watching this episode of the Jumper Jump Podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Make sure to go on Spotify, Apple. Give us the five-star rating. We love you guys, man. And if you made it to the end, I want you guys to comment your favorite Christmastime character. Mine is obviously Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. And mine is Scrooge. I'm just kidding. Yo, that's fucked. So comment if you made it all the way down to the end. And yeah, thank you guys for watching. Jumper Jump out. Deuces.