EP.156 - MYSTERY OF LORETTO CHAPEL, ATTACK ON TITAN THEORIES & DARK CASE OF ADAM GRAHAM
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My body's in shambles right now. My tongue is sore. I have a pimple on my nose now. Damn, bro. From the thick blood, too. Damn. It just sucks. Show them. Show them my tongue? Yeah, go close to the camera. Ew, bro. No, because it looks super red. I'm like, holy shit. Yeah, I don't know what happened. It was probably like...

The chili I ate... With the chips... Fucking hurts bro... I'm not gonna lie... The worst pain... Is when it's like... Something so sensitive... That you never touch... You know what I'm talking about? Like for example...

Your tongue, like you never really touch your tongue. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. One more thing, your ear. You never really like touch the inside of your ear or something. I remember one time, I think I got like an infection. Yeah. I couldn't like turn my head like this because I hurt so bad. Word. You know about my infection of my ear? What happened? Where I had... Your earring? No, no. When I was born, there's like two bumps. I think you talked about this too. So there was one bump here and you can see it right here. Hold on.

There's a big bump right here. Oh, the circle. Yeah, yeah. You know what that means? What? Oh, no, no. I think you talked about this before. I forgot what it was. So this is what Josh told me back in the day. So I think it's like... I think it's like African culture. I'm not sure exactly. Oh, it wasn't Josh. It was Chidi. He said...

If you have the circles in your ear, like the circle, it's literally just like an opening. Okay. No explanation for it. It means that you can see spirits.

Oh word. That's what I mean. I don't know why. That's just what he told me. Well, I can't see spirits. Maybe my shit is different because what comes out of my shit is different than everyone else's. Wait, what comes? You can squeeze it? Yeah, so it's a bump. Ew! Yeah, so listen, listen. It's a bump, right? Yeah. And there's a hole in it. The hole is because if you squeeze it, there's like pus that comes out. Ew!

Trigger warning, my fault, for everyone who's eating during our broadcast, right? And I have this funny story, right? So I was going on a date with a girl. And she squeezed it? No, no. Even if you... So she went in for a hug, right? Like the initial hug. Yeah. And she kind of hit my ear, right? Oh. And when this gets irritated, it pusses out and it stinks. It sends a fume. Oh.

Oh, even my girl right now. She's like, she's like, I tell her like, yo, sniff this for me and we're locked in for life. Right. And then she's like, no, no, no. Cause it smells like fucking fish. Right. So she goes in for the hug. She hits it. And I can already tell. Cause I feel like wet stuff coming out my ear. Oh yeah. Oh fuck. So I'm like, yo, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. So it's already awkward. Cause I'm like already asking her to go to the washroom.

Yeah. In the first day, I'm like, oh, fuck. Like, this shit stinks. Damn, bro. So it's something like you have to watch out for every single time. No, kind of. It's like, it's not as bad now, but I had two before. And luckily, my mom told the doctor, can you get rid of this one? When I was born, she kept this one. I don't know why. How do you get rid of it? The doctor did surgery. So he cut it. He cut it and then it repaired.

Why not that one? I don't know. I always ask my mom why I didn't do two. But she said the pain might be too much for you as a kid. Because this one was already crazy. Like blood was dripping down my ear to get it out. How old were you? Like a baby? Yeah, a baby, baby. So you don't remember it? Yeah, I don't remember. But yeah, this one I still have. That's like the circumcision. Low key. Like I had mine when I was a baby, so I didn't remember it. But I remember my cousin. Oh no, it wasn't my cousin. It was a family friend. Oh my god. Bruh, I think he was like...

He was a decent age. He might have been 12 years old, man. Yeah. Bro's 12 years old, see him walk into the fam jam like this. No, yo, bro. Bro hit one of those, I'm like, ah, shit, that might suck. I don't know how mans don't do it when they're just a baby. Like, if you told me right now, oh, I have to get circumcised, fuck no, I'm not doing that. Like, if I'm at a point where I know what's gonna happen, don't do it to me. You know what I mean?

No, bro. I can't even imagine something that close. Because already a cut on your arm, you kind of have to be careful with it, right? You're trying to not touch it on shit. But when it's in a place that has so much friction, how do you navigate your way around? You can't. And that's why your pajama pants are stained. Wow. Yo, stand up. Stand up. Okay.

Yo tell me why Gavin has these red pajama pants and they just have a white like feed right at his crotch like how? Yo you know those men who have no filter like Ryan like I've worn these pajamas so much around you guys and no one said shit right? So Ryan's looking me dead in the eye I have my like legs like this and he's like yo Gavin what is going on with your pajamas?

I'm like yo pajamas fade like I've had these for so long you know those comfy pajamas yeah just keep around it's just funny because it's there yeah only faded there and your knees

I don't know why it faded, especially on my crotch area. I don't know why. Yeah, it does make sense there, right? I don't know. But maybe because it is like a lot of friction when you're walking straight and shit. Yeah, but wouldn't it fade the whole thing, like my thighs too? I don't know. You should. It's a mystery still. It's a mystery. It's a theory. You know, like treadmills, the original invention for treadmills was for torture. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I read about this too. I was going to tell you this on the podcast. Oh, really? Today? Oh, what the fuck?

Because I have a bunch of like torture methods that I like read about too. So the treadmill when it started, it wasn't electric. It was just like a, it was like a rolling thing, right? Like wood. But the reason they made it was to make the fucking prisoners in jail, make them work harder. And it was just to torture them and feel bad about what they're doing. Eventually they attach that shit to what? The electricity. So for a long time,

Damn, they were using prisoners to make electricity. And if you really take it in, imagine if they still did that today. Yeah. Would it solve, would it solve like energy crisis? To prisoners? I don't know. I feel like that's a non-humane way. I guess it's non-humane now. Yeah.

But Loki, that's a blessed torture method because it's like, fuck, I have to... I would rather go to jail and just... Because they still give you food and all of that. But being on a treadmill for that long, fam? Could it be me? Because if you think about it, like... Obviously, this is not my place to say because I'm not a prisoner myself. But if you could somehow give back to society...

for the sins that you've done, that'd be kind of sick. Like, oh shit, I'm actually giving the world good things. But they kind of do that already. They give people prisoners jobs in the thing, in jail. Oh yeah, to make stuff. To make stuff. And they probably give it out too. And they do Bible study. So they already kind of have that thing down. It's kind of like a non-torture way. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm not saying torture though. Chill. I'm not saying torture though. I'm just saying like, it would be kind of cool. Because...

If you think about it, every single movement can be transferred into energy. And one like invention, my auto shop teacher was like saying, he said, when you break, all of that energy just stops and it just creates heat. But what if you can transfer the breaking, that momentum into another energy that feeds back into it? And the same way, like every day we walk on the street, on the sidewalk, there's definitely a way to grab that energy being pressed down. Yeah.

and rejuvenate it to something else. Like, reuse it. That would change, like, society forever. Because all of that little shit, it kind of adds up. That's true. Even though it's small, it kind of adds up. And me and Jaden were talking about this yesterday because we were saying, like, yo, Wi-Fi should really be free. Because if you really bag it, like, what...

Wi-Fi just comes from a satellite, right? And Wi-Fi, we need that shit to run. Like debit cards, you need Wi-Fi to run it. So I'm like, yo, why are we paying for Wi-Fi? Which is a crazy thing to say. I think eventually somebody's going to make a free Wi-Fi. Like imagine the guy who made Wi-Fi right now. You really have no setup costs. You just have to build one satellite.

Boom, you're making profit from everyone. Yo, you know what's just bad? Yeah. This would be crazy, but what if there was a super billionaire company that they decided to make a free Wi-Fi. Yeah. But by making the free Wi-Fi...

Since you're connected to them, you have to tap into certain apps and certain... Oh, like they're running in real life ads. Yeah, exactly. Like you tap your debit card, but you have to watch an ad on the little debit machine before it comes through first. Yo, it could, right? Yeah. Because I don't know exactly, but I'm sure if you connect to a certain network... Yeah.

they can kind of, oh, just like when you go to a hotel. When you go to a hotel, it shows up on Safari. But you just put your email in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the first page that shows up is that because you're connected to that Wi-Fi. So imagine there's like a public one. You just walk out in the middle of nowhere, connect to Wi-Fi. Oh, this is the blah, blah, blah. These are the ads.

That'll probably make money. That's true. Like, imagine a torture method today. Just turn off the Wi-Fi. That's a torture method for millennials, bro. That's kind of fucking sad. You know what's a crazy one, too, that I read about? So, back then, they had this big ball, right? And they would attach, like, prisoners, like...

hand on here, hand on here, and feet like this, right? And fam, imagine you're up on the hill. They had nothing better to do. So on the ball, the guy was attached to, they rolled him down. So every time he would... Oh shit! So his whole body gets flattened? He's like this, he's like this. And all you do, boom, he hits the ground. Rolls again, boom.

His head hits the ground. That's not torture. That's like killing. But they would survive it somehow. And then they would keep doing it until man's would like eventually die. You think metal ball? No, it was like, I think it was a wood. So it was made out of wood. And then you would just like roll him down. No, in my head I was thinking like a big metal ball. Like Indiana Jones? Yeah, like that shit would kill you, no? Nah, nah, nah. That's fucked, bro. No, because I'm pretty sure... I'm pretty sure if you like...

If you hit your head at a certain speed, it's wrapped. Your head could just explode. Yeah, exactly. Because it's like the momentum and the force of it. When you see a car driving while you're in a car, like on the highway, back this, right? We're driving fast, and we see a car pass us, and it feels kind of slow.

But when you're outside and put your head outside, you feel the wind and feel how much is moving. Damn, we don't realize like how much force we're actually part of. Especially on a plane. Because on a plane the other day, bro, I just bagged like, we're probably going fucking fast as shit. But inside here, I'm like, like nothing's going on. You know what I mean? Because we're enclosed in that thing. And that's why they say that's...

time traveling because your speed is at a different pace than everything else around you. Yeah. I think, I think China or Japan just broke the record because like, especially trains, like, yo, I don't know if you rode the gold chain recently, but fam, you don't, it doesn't feel like you're going fast. Like it's,

Like, I saw a video on TikTok. It looks like it's going super slow. It looks kind of slow, yeah. But I think China or Japan has this bullet train that goes maybe 500 or more miles per hour. Yeah, it was crazy. And the guy put a... Obviously, he put a water bottle down. Didn't move because he's inside. It's just basic physics. But fam, imagine 500 and you don't feel anything inside. No, that's crazy, bro. We should have that shit, though. But I feel like... I feel like Toronto, we're so behind because we're...

we're good with what we have already. Feel me? And nobody wants to pay more for that shit. It's like, ah, fuck it. Like, look, we have it in Ontario, fam. You see that Justin Trudeau getting the COVID vaccine finally. Yo, this guy- I thought you already had it. No, no. He said he finally got the flu shot and the COVID vaccine. No, that's like his 12th, man. I don't know. That's his, like, 20th booster. I don't know.

Don't roll. Bro's collecting Pokemon cards, fam. This guy's booster packs. That's what I'm saying. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah. No, but honestly... Okay, conspiracy? Uh-huh. But don't take my advice for it. He cut the video. Before they poked him. No, no, no. Not that. But back this. All right, this is gonna sound crazy, though. It's gonna sound crazy, but I feel like we're at a moment in time where we don't really care about the COVID shit. Yeah, yeah. But back this. Out of all of my family, there's only one person in our family that got hella boosters. Yeah.

And they're the only person that caught COVID more than once. Word. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. Isn't that weird? Yeah, I don't have a booster. I just have the regular. Me too. I only got it once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that weird, though? But as soon as the booster came out, I'm like, wait, if we already have one, why do we have to get a booster? Now, back this. I only ever caught COVID once.

After I got a booster. Really? Oh, so you got the booster. Yeah. No, not a booster. Sorry. The regular shot. Oh, the regular shot. A regular shot when you had to like, it was Mando. Like you had to. Sorry, I didn't get a booster. Yeah. Like the regular Mando story. Yeah. That's when I caught it. That's crazy, bro. I remember I was in Jamaica too. And this guy was, he was arguing, you know those guys that sell like the fruits?

Yeah. So, bro, all I hear, I'm, like, eavesdropping on their conversation. All I'm hearing is they're having the most political debate. About what? About the COVID shots. Oh, shit. So, the Jamaican guy is talking about, nah, that shit fake, man. Like, that shit over here just eats some fruit. He's trying to sell fruit to the guy. He's like, nah, man, all you need is this. And the guy's getting heated. He's like, bro, what do you mean? Like, the COVID shit is real. And the guy is just smoking weed and just trying to sell fruits. Yeah.

Sam, do I have a story for you, bro? So, my uncle, right? God damn. Yo, COVID and freaking the pandemic, it really brought out the conspiracy in everybody. But I wasn't like that far, you know what I mean? Like, I wasn't like going crazy and shit. And I wasn't like gullible. But my uncle, holy shit.

Holy. What happened? He came to me with the craziest theory. What did he say? And he even wanted to test it. So he said, oh, you got the shot? I didn't get the shot. Come, let's test something. He said, I saw this online and I tested with your teacher. Now we're going to do it. We're going to do it right now. Okay. So he said,

"Aight, come with me in the car. We're gonna drive away from like satellite signals, Bluetooth, blah blah blah." So he takes out his phone. His theory was that because he took a shot, there's a certain like setting on Android phones. When you go to the Bluetooth, you can access like hidden Bluetooth signals.

Yeah, there's like there's like a another Bluetooth settings like yeah, hidden booty signals only on Android Yeah, so check this out. So he said he did it with like my tits up and he's like yo What the fuck there's one there's one Bluetooth hidden signal and they were in the middle of the forest. Okay, so we did that shit Yeah, we drove hot like we're like in the middle of a park or something. I think that's his phone All right, you ready?

He puts that shit on, nothing happens. So you guys just drove toward it in the middle of nowhere, and I'm out here like this.

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But how crazy does that sound though? How crazy does that sound where it's like, yo, because you took that shit, you have a Bluetooth signal. Yo, come on. That's not far off though. I would low-key believe that shit too. But the fact that he went all the way with the joke, was it supposed to be a joke? I don't think it was supposed to be a joke. I think he was dead ass. I think he was dead ass.

I think because there's no way. There's no way. He was dead ass. Bro's definitely retired or something, bro. He has too much time to be doing that. Fam, imagine driving all the way and you know that's not going to work. Nah, man. That's some bullshit. Nah, it was crazy. It was crazy. Word. Holy fuck.

There's a mystery I really want to talk about. I heard this recently. So, did you ever hear about the mystery of the Laredo Chapel? No. Laredo Chapel, you never heard about it? Is this a church? Yeah. So, to this day, and it's still on the news, they did a broadcast about this. There's a chapel that has a staircase in the church. It does not use any nails, any glue, and does not use wood from this earth.

What? Check this out. Now, the story goes from, I think, 1887, which is a long, long time ago. There's a chapel and there's a carpenter working on the staircase in the chapel to reach the top. It's like an atrium. And before he could finish it, he died and passed away. Now, the nuns in the church, what they did, they started to pray. And they prayed to St. Joseph.

prayed to St. Joseph to ask Jesus to bless the chapel and send someone to finish the construction so that they can pray. Now what happened was one day after the ninth day of their prayers, a man came into town on a donkey and described as having a long white beard, long white hair,

And he came with tools off the donkey, came to the church and said, I'm here to build the stairs. Yeah. What? Exactly. Now check this out. Obviously they allowed him in, but the one thing he said was, you're not allowed. You guys have to give me privacy.

And it's going to take me like a month. Okay. So they let him do his thing. They let him work. Before they could even give him payment or anything, even like thank him, he disappeared. He didn't want anything from them. Now check this out. This is where it gets crazy. So what they say is that this staircase was a miracle. And they actually, to this like 2023, they sent...

researchers to look at the wood and architects to look at the structure and it's physically impossible to create the staircase now if you look at it I'm gonna show you a picture let me see it go it's a spiral and you know how staircases they have posts to keep it like standing yeah yeah this has no post wait so it's just like it's just like this yeah it's literally like a big wood staircase like like a slide so basically it's like a slide it's like a slide

Now, for 1887, it's already like suspicious. This is deadass a miracle fact here. Yeah, what the hell? It was called the Loretto. And he said the wood wasn't from earth? Yeah. So they took a sample. They took a sample and they tested it trying to find the exact like species of tree. Yeah, yeah.

They couldn't find anything. The closest they found was something in, I think, Alaska. But it wasn't even the same. Like, it was close to it, but it wasn't even the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Loretto Chapel staircase. Boom, look at this. Bam. There's no nails. There's no glue. It just goes up like that. It's built all by hand, too. Oh, shit.

I swear, but you can imagine, imagine 1887 fam. And it's still standing. Yo, 1887, they had hammers and shit. They had saws. They didn't have no fucking, they have no, no mechanical. They don't have none of that. I was going to say that looks like something that could be in a mansion today. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Now check this out. Yeah. This is the big kicker fam. What happened? So it's speculated. And this is what,

The common belief is that this staircase was made by St. Joseph himself. Why? Because St. Joseph was a carpenter. And they prayed to who? To St. Joseph. Oh. So the guy on the donkey was... On the donkey was St. Joseph. But how did they know that it wasn't him though? Like even if you're praying to someone... No, but like you wouldn't know who they look like. You know what I mean? Okay, okay. It's just a man. Yeah. Right? Yeah, that makes sense. But came with like...

and said, I'm here to build the stairs. Damn. Out of nowhere. Yeah. Still a mystery to this day. So we can go today and just walk on it? Yeah, you can literally go and walk on it. Really? Yeah, this is like a real life miracle of physical form. Yo, and that's crazy because...

Like it's been up for so long You would think that like Maybe a satanist Would go there and like Break it Or like try to fuck with it Just cause it's like Oh yeah you think this is true Nah I'ma break this shit But it hasn't Bro this is This is dead ass Like real miracle fam And what's crazy is They actually brought people To try and debunk it Yeah I was gonna say Like there was There was people trying to like Debunk it And all of them failed Like they really tried fam They really tried the studies And they really tried to see like Nah this doesn't make sense here Blah blah blah

Yo, they couldn't. Still no answer. Damn. Yeah. So they couldn't even find the wood too. They're like, no, it's not birch. It's not oak. It's not even from earth, dog. Dog, that's so crazy. That's crazy, right? That's crazy. Like, I don't know where it knocks on your door. Yo, imagine trying to fix your PC and one day you get a knock on your door. Like, let me fix this. Yo, I have your processor, fam. Yo, that's so fucked.

crazy wait so who has ownership of it now no it's just a church it's a church but they still go in it and like everyone walks on it because yeah like it's a it's a because if i was the owner of that church i'm closing it down like this is too crazy like a miraculous wonder that people can go and take a look at yeah that's fucking crazy yeah

them and I think I honestly believe like there's definitely more stories like that it's just we didn't hear the publicity of it yeah because why would they air something out like that to be honest it's like I think just this story specifically was so kind of mind blowing because they sent like scientists to check it out yeah

When it's like that and you send like researchers and shit, then it's serious. Like, oh, fuck, we don't have an answer either. Yeah, I know. You ever think like, even this apartment, like, do you ever get thoughts of like, or even your old house, or even your house right now? It's like, yo, who was in it before? Like, it might have had like a crazy story. Like, one of those ones is like, oh, yeah, there was actually like a witch in this house. Or like, there was some next, you know, carpenter in this house or some shit. Yeah.

Honestly, my Lola's house... Because I grew up there. I had this reoccurring nightmare. It was really, really weird. And I still have no answer for it. But it was a nightmare. And this is me as a five-year-old kid having this dream. My dream was...

For some reason, I was being like almost used by a witch. What the hell? Yeah, yeah. That was attached to like the basement of the house. Yeah. It was such a weird dream because it's such an elaborate story. That's why I like really fucked with me. But the story was the witch was actually someone my dad used to date and did like dirty in the Philippines. Whoa.

yeah i know it's such a weird like as a kid you know i mean yeah as a kid to think about this story is so odd but that was the that was my dream that was my nightmare and i would have that dream like a couple times yeah and then i think when i got like yo you know what that was around grade two and then by the time i got like communion and stuff i didn't have that dream anymore because it's no i'm not saying that just because like it actually happened like around that time yeah because

Yeah, like grade two. I used to have the dream in grade two. Like I never heard of that shit. Because that's when I was living there too. Yeah.

it's kind of crazy do you remember community like remember so in class they would tell you like oh you would have to go up to the priest and tell all your sins right yeah so i was like oh my fault like uh i i did like i stole a bunch of like legos in my second grade class and i was like low-key sad about like yo this is like god i'm talking to because it was so serious because at the time it's like you're not really serious about your faith because it's just like a little thing you're still a kid right so you're not really serious about like

the whole thing happening but as soon as I went up there and I was like oh I cheated on my on like my test or like I hit my friend I was like yo am I going to hell yo that's crazy you know cause as a kid as a kid it's like a different perception of it you know cause we kinda grew up like that yeah yeah but looking back it's not far off mhm

It's really not far off. Yeah, because I thought I was going to jail. Oh, there was recent news too. I don't know if you heard about this, but in the UK, I want to get his name right. So I want to get your opinion on this case. There was a guy named Adam Graham, right? Yeah. So apparently, no, no, this is not apparently, this is what happened. He, what do you call it? He assaulted and arred two women, right? Mm-hmm.

and supposedly he said that he was transitioning into a woman at the time he's a man so what happened right yeah so he he's started doing this just so he can avoid male prison oh oh and so his lawyer started claiming oh uh yeah he's been having gender um uh questions since he was four but at the same time he only started transitioning

After he was charged in 2020. So right now they have him, a guy who committed the R word, in an all-female jail. You know how scary that is? Just like a kid in a candy store. Yeah, so I'm like, fam, I'm like, yo, that's a crazy finesse because it's like, okay, what happens next?

can everyone say that oh I'm transitioning so did he transition or was in the midst of it he was in the he was in the midst of it but like so does he have a he still has male genitalia what the fuck yeah and he's in the jail right all women jail right now damn so it's like what the fuck so is he really finessing or is he really or did he just put a wig on that's really the question yo that's crazy this is in the UK yeah this is the UK like it's still going on right now that's why everyone's like fuming about it like this case

Yo, you know what, bro? Because somewhere you have to draw a line, right? Yeah, like, he's definitely... Come on, man. That's what I'm saying. Come on, man. Yeah. But at the same time...

Nah. Yeah, you can't. Like, get him out, fam. So he raped a woman. Yeah. And now he's in a woman's... He's in an all-woman jail with, like, probably a woman that probably got abused, beat by other males. That's crazy, bro. Like, if you search up Adam Graham right now, he's... Instead of, like, he has face tattoos and everything, he's like... I don't know. Yo, blur that name out. Blur that name out. He's like our friend that buys kid tickets when he's a full-on adult.

Like, you know he's an adult, but he buys kid tickets. Oh my God, bro. Fam, his face is like Michael Jackson pale and he has like a blonde wig on. Fam, the fact that the police even let him in the jail is so wild to me. Nah, that's too obvious, bro. Like, that's not even a laughing matter. That's too obvious. Yeah, it's not. I feel like when it comes down to that, all you have to do is open up the case and ask the public. The reason I feel... Yo, this is the thing. It's so hard to know what to...

what's wrong and right because the people that are on the jury or the people that get to decide, we usually don't get to see and it usually isn't the entire population. Remember my theory held like if you wanted a true democracy, you'd give everybody an app and we can all vote at the same time.

Would that not give the best opinion? Because we're all tapping in as a collective at the exact time. Yeah, but it's not efficient though. Why? You know how mans have jury duty? So they pick a certain spot. And juries, usually it's either two months or a year even. You think... Because if we're voting, we need to know every detail about that case. No, but I feel...

So it's like, it's not a yes or no. Because if it was, yeah, that's blessed. I see, but we have the technology to do that. Yeah, like a quick summary, but I feel like we still wouldn't. Fam, we have the technology and the money. Let's be real. They're putting money into crazy shit right now. Yeah. They're putting money into... We definitely have the money to hire fucking podcasters to explain the case. Like this shit. And then you guys decide. Like yes or no. Feel me? Yeah.

Nah, I don't know man because it takes way more than just a little summary and a yes or no. You know what I mean? Because fam, no one's going to stop their 9 to 5 job just to, okay, let me tune into this case real quick. Everyone break. No, but what if like you can choose to decide, like you can choose to tune in or not?

okay, maybe. You know what I mean? It doesn't have to be, it doesn't have to be a, you're forced to, and it doesn't have to be a, a private thing. It can be like a, a open, like if you want to participate, you can participate. But maybe that there's flaw there because it's like, people get forced to do jury duty. People don't want to do jury duty in the first place. So it's like, cause it's free. It's, you don't get paid for jury duty. I don't think so. So I feel like if you're not getting paid, mans wouldn't even tune in. That's why they, they force people to go in. So I,

Oh, yo, low-key it is flawed. Because then, let's say you're popular, and then you send all your homies to come in, and then choose, like, yo, vote this, vote this. It's too much, yeah, it's too much factors that can affect it. That's a good point, still. Like, the people in power would stay in power longer. Exactly.

Yeah. And it's not so obvious type of thing. Facts, exactly. Damn. I guess there is no way. Yeah, you can, fam. Because it's like, it's biased. I read a case too where some guy killed a person on live TV and he only got probation. Oh, shit. You know what I mean? So like, there was a... Here, let me give you his name. Okay, so his name was Gary, right? Mm-hmm.

And he knew that his son was getting abused by this guy. And he set up a whole plan to catch him at the right time, right? So I'm going to tell you the whole backstory. So Gary had a little boy. His name was Joey, I think, right? And he put him in karate. So the guy that was supposedly teaching him karate, his name was Jeffrey, he was essaying him the whole time. Oh, shit. So Joey would send him to class and he would get like...

the whole time, right? And he took it a step further because Jeffrey was like, okay, since I'm getting away with it, might as well go full out with it, right? So Jeffrey booked a hotel. I think it was in Louisiana, I think. And he called Jody, the little boy. He said, okay, tell your parents we're doing another lesson somewhere else. So we took him. They'd

crazy things. I can't even say this shit because it's a trigger warning. But after that, he's so stupid that he said, okay, lesson's done. Call your mom to pick you up, right? So Jody, obviously, he's 11. He knows what's going on. He's going to tell his parents what's going on. Bam, the guy stayed at the hotel. Police came right away, raided the hotel.

Right. And his dad, his dad, the next day on the news, he was like, he was crying. He's like, yo, my little boy, I sent it up for karate. I feel so helpless. Like this could have all been avoided. Right. Yeah. So the next week he knew that Jeffrey was going to go through the airport since he had trial that week. Oh, I know what's happening. Right. Oh, shit. So he Jeffrey is walking through the airport in handcuffs with a couple officers. Yeah.

the Gary he goes in with hat sunglasses and he he's taking a phone call but it's a fake phone call so the moment Jeffrey walks by with the officer he takes a handgun goes like this bop one shot to the head he went like this fam so you can't even aim but he shot him right in the head these guys John Wick

John Wick on a fake phone call bop and you can see like the cameraman was perfectly pointed bullet straight to his head damn and like the cameraman was like oh shit that was the dad that was the dad that's his justice yeah so he took his revenge but he only got probation

Yeah, so... Wait, he got probation for killing... Yeah, he got probation and just like community service. But low-key, he should have got more because it's murder. Yeah, it is murder. Yeah. It is murder, but at the same time, like... Look, back in the day, there's this thing called frontier justice. You know what that is? Like in the Wild West? Oh, yeah. Yeah, so like if you do somebody wrong, then you can do them wrong because they did that wrong. Yeah, yeah. That's called frontier justice. Obviously, like...

ending life and murder is not right. It's not right, yeah. It's not right and we should avoid it. But in the sense of that case, as you yourself in that position, it might feel right for you. 100%.

Because that's your son. Yeah, it might feel right for you. I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm not saying it's right. It's definitely not ethical. Yeah, facts. Definitely not ethical, but it might be right for you. It's a crazy revenge story. And even in the interview, he was like, yo, I would do it 10 times again. I'm like, yo, fuck yeah. Like, I low-key support it because, fam, you're getting back for your son. Because it's already trauma on him. Yeah.

And you're risking your life. Might as well. Okay, I have a question. I have a really good question for you. And this relates to Attack on Titan. Okay. Because Attack on Titan just finished. Now, I really need your opinion. Okay. Take us out. So, Eren Yeager, the main character of Attack on Titan. Yeah. His goal...

was to destroy the rest of civilization because they are trying to kill his people. Now, every single other country, every single other person, they're against his people, have put them in prejudice, have put them, like literally, deemed them as monsters because they can turn into titans. Now, they're dangerous though. They are dangerous. But he decided to use the power

to retaliate because if they don't attack yeah they're gonna kill get killed they're they're gonna be eradicated from history okay okay so is aaron jaeger right about going to try and kill the world for his people but his people are dangerous his people are dangerous man his people are because he wanted to kill everyone else but his people and just have his people yeah

Now I have a theory. Now I have a theory because it ties into the end of Attack on Titan. Check this out. At the end of Attack on Titan fam, it shows what happens. Spoiler. My bad. Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. Like this is big, big spoiler. Nah, that's big spoiler. Aaron Yeager dies. He gets killed.

In his attempt to destroy the rest of the world. But what happens? They show his head gets buried, right? Because that's like all that's left of him. He gets buried at this tree. And there's a time lapse of the tree. And it shows what happens to his people's land over centuries. And what happens is even though that Titans no longer exist, even though his people are no longer a danger,

War still happened. War still happened. They kept fighting and the same shit went on and on and on and history repeated itself. But if Aaron Yeager succeeded, would he have been right?

But they didn't give that side. They only gave the ones... Because obviously that side never existed. So was Aaron right, fam? Was he right? Because if you think about it this way, if everybody on earth that was left was a Titan, they wouldn't be fighting because that's their people. The moment... Yeah, but the fucked up part is you're killing like...

80% of humanity. No, because it sucks that you told me that because now I think he's right. Because there's a bias now. But Loki, when you first told me the question, you would think he's wrong. Utilitarianism is like, try to not kill as much people. Like,

If there's 20% of the giants and 80% of the world, fuck it. Just get rid of the giants because it's less. You know what I mean? I would say that. Yeah, but now with that idea, he was technically right. With the ending, he was right. Yeah. With the ending, he might have been right, fam. But he might have also been wrong because it's like, what if there's a... It would have happened the same thing. If there was titans that reproduced, the cycle would have continued no matter what. No, no, no. Because...

Because titans can change back in. Oh, weird. Loki, that's more dangerous. No, no. His people are controlled by Eren. And whoever has his power can control them to not be titans. He can actually take away the titan ability if he really wanted to. That's fucked. Yeah. That's wrong, too. I know, but if you left it in his hands...

No, then he would go power crazy then. No, no, no. Because there's no one else fighting with him. But you have to know his character though. Okay, yeah. You have to look to know his character. He's not like that? He's not really like that. Okay. But you never know. You never know. You never know. Yeah, that's a good point. You never really know. But the theory is like, he might have just been right anyway. Because if the same thing happened and more war happened, like, yeah, you saved lives. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's like the Thanos thing. You know the Thanos theory, how Thanos is right? Yeah. How he snapped away 50% of the population so the other 50% can live in the world with more resources and they can live happier and they can remember the past? Mm-hmm. Thanos, and I mean, like, obviously it's fucked up because, like, taking away half of society. Yeah, yeah. But it kind of does give a perspective of, like, you better enjoy what you have. Yeah, 100%. And that's kind of what happened, right? Mm-hmm.

Did you like the ending or no? Attack on Titan? Yeah, because this could low-key spike another... Spider-Man was trashed. Like, everyone's... No, no, no. I think the common take is that it was really good. Because I think it's really good. Theory though. So, at the end... At the end of Attack on Titan... You know how the tree... It was going through different, like, centuries and different timelines? Now...

After you see the tree and then like the different buildings growing up, there was a nuclear explosion. Yeah. And it was almost like a hard reset. So after the nuclear explosion, it's obviously a nuclear wasteland. And there was a boy that came to the tree. But the boy, the theory is that he is actually...

uh ackerman one of the descendants of mikasa and levi in the anime yeah because the theory goes because his characteristics he's a survivor he survived the nuclear war and the ackermans were known for being really good fighters survivors and those type of people with a lot of perseverance yeah and it looked like with the black hair of the ackermans

Now check this out. This is what's even crazier. That tree, it's the same tree that the founder of Titans in general, when it began, came across to get the power of Titans. So it's almost like the whole thing relapsed. It was a hard reset, but instead of

instead of um this girl yamir her name's yamir the founder getting the power from the tree off of just randomly it would probably come from aaron's head oh because it probably held the like the titan in it the titan are they trying to say something then because you know war is going on right now and it just repeats and it repeats like once once this goes another world forms

They're trying to tell us through that. See, the sad thing is, is there's like a winner and a loser. And depending on your team that wins, it becomes peace for your team. You know what I mean? Which is sad, though. Like, obviously, you want to be able to conjoin both sides and just call it peace. But it doesn't really happen like that, sadly. I know.

No. There was some shit too. It was like, I saw it. I was like, yeah, money is cool and all, but your gravestone is waiting for you. What do you want to get written on it? I'm like, holy shit. Yeah. At the end of the day, if this shit all goes by, I'm not going to have my fucking money when I go into the grave. It's like, I'd rather know, get known for my legacy. You know what I mean? And like money makes people do a lot of stupid shit. Right? Yeah. So I, I don't know if you heard this case too, but it's recent, but some woman killed her boyfriend for 30 million. Mm.

And she didn't even get the money. Wait, what? She didn't even get the money. What the fuck did she do? Yeah, so this whole, like, email scam was going around, right? Where it was supposed to be... So a guy, anonymous person would email you saying, oh, yeah, I'm your relative cousin. Like, I...

heard of these you heard of those yeah I heard of these oh yeah I have 30 million waiting for you waiting for you I just have to meet up with you right so this boyfriend was like holy shit 30 mil like I'm in need of it right so he's like emailing it back oh yeah I'll set up a time a place whenever you want to meet right so the

the woman knew that that guy was going to meet up with that person at that certain time. Right. She's like, no, I have rights to that too. Like, uh, I heard from close friends, you're just going to leave me and give it to all your kids. Right. But she didn't tell the boyfriend that all she did was before that guy was supposed to go to the airport and meet with the 30 million guy. She was like, Oh honey, I have tea for you. Right. She gave the tea. The guy drank it fam in the tea. There was antifreeze.

Oh, yo, boys and... On the way to the airport, she went with him. She was like, oh, where's this guy? Guy never came.

After he told her that, the guy was like, oh, I'm feeling sick. I'm feeling sick. Everybody's like, yo, call the ambulance. Call the ambulance. The woman was like, nah, he's just having a heat stroke. I'll just take him back to the place. Right? After she knew this was all fake. So she waited till the next day. She's like, nah, I'm going to call the ambulance later. Boom. Called the ambulance. Already dead. No need to bring the ambulance. Fam, imagine. She risked it all for 30 mil. For no reason. Dang.

They both lost. She didn't get the 30 mil. She went to jail for life. The guy died. Damn. This is why stupidity is fucking dangerous, bro. It sounds like a fake story, but this is real. Like, yeah, there's some crazy people out there. There's some crazy people. Like, it makes me fucking. Yo, how do you get caught up with emo? Is this recent? Uh,

I don't know. Okay, okay. This has to be like 2005. Low-key. Yeah, low-key. Because getting caught off an email scam in like 2023, that's crazy, bro. Off an email scam in 2023? Nah. Yeah, there's no date, but...

It had to be like 2007. And this is recent? Nah, it's crazy. Because they had to have like an AI voice message too. Like, yeah, I'm ready with the money, bro. Yeah. Because there's no way I'm falling for that. There's no way. There's too many stories already. 30 mil is crazy. There's way too many stories. But around that era of like 2005, 2006, my Lola, she got an email from like...

a nun from the Philippines that knew her. Okay. Her email got hacked and was asking for like money for the church and shit like that. Yeah, yeah. It ended up being a scam. Word. Mm-hmm. What was she asking for? Like what was the nun asking for? It was like money for, I forgot. It was like the church needed something. Word. But it wasn't even, like it wasn't even true. True. Like they called on the phone like, oh, what? I don't even have email. Yeah. What?

One thing I noticed about Filipinos, though, is like, even though they might be like making minimum wage in Canada, right? They'll still send a bunch of money to their family back in Philippines, even though they're doing shit here. And Philippines is way, like, if you send like $100 Canadian, that's,

that's hella money in the Philippines, right? So like they'll be living blessed. But even though like your aunt is living in Canada, they'll send whatever they have. Like old clothes, they'll send even though they're struggling. And I'm like, yo, that's kind of crazy because it's like even though they're living blessed, like yo, take care of yourself first. You know what I mean? Like sometimes I question it like,

What if they're just running a scheme down in the Philippines? It's like, oh, they're using your money to just do drugs. Yeah, we never know. You never know. You never really know unless you're down there yourself. That's the thing. And it's sad to have that thought in the back of your head. But the most you can do is just give anyway. Yeah. Because if you give, it's a sign of positivity. And the way it's reciprocated, that's okay. You did your part. That's true. As long as you do your part,

And has good intention. Yeah. Whatever happens afterward wasn't your fault. I guess, yeah. You know? You did your part. It's...

Yeah, you'll say that say that to the man's in like a Ponzi or like a triangle scheme You gave your money you did your part that guy at the top him. Thank you, bro. Yeah, like honestly No, okay. I was sorry for you after the podcast. I don't want to I don't want to say it on you Okay, but but the funny shit too is like the era when men's were doing like, um, what was that era? It was like the crypto. No, no, it was a loom. No, no the looms. No, no, where there was another era

Forex? Forex, yeah. So, mans would dress up in suit ties. Yeah, and like invite mans in Airbnbs, right? And they would, on their video, they're like, yeah, we're living nice. We're living nice. Look at this house. But fam, you're renting an Airbnb with like 12 people in it.

And you're like, they're screaming random shit. They're like, efficiency, lifestyle. They're just screaming. Because the way it works is like the more people you have on your backing, then you make off of them. I wonder like where they are now. It's like a cult. It's almost like a cult. Somebody owns you under whoever's underneath you type thing.

It's like these people on top, but it gets more and more and more people on the bottom. And all of these people, they're getting their money like sifted through. Yeah. And supposedly in Ontario, somebody was running a pigeon scheme, a Ponzi scheme. What's a pigeon scheme? So there was like a big farmer, right? Who got a bunch of other farmers. He's like, yo, there's this new trend coming up where they're going to sell pigeons for racing or meat, right? Oh, shit. So it was in Ontario. The guy held a farm. I think it was a...

Pigeon King International. He had a bunch of pigeons ready to sell. He's like, yo, I just need investments. Like this is gonna go crazy, right? Fam, he had like, I think he made 42 mil and cut.

So every farmer was like, yeah, racing pigeons, that's going to be the new trend. Oh, they're going to use pigeon meat. Fam, no one uses pigeon meat. There's no market for that. What the hell? So he just made that whole lore up. He made that whole lore. They gave him money and he did, fam. Damn. God took it down right away. And all he had to pay was like $16 million at court. And he kept the rest. Oh, that's blessed. What the fuck? So how much you make? Like total? Yeah, like maybe like in gross profit, maybe like $20,000, $30,000.

Yeah. Oh, shit. That's a lot. It's a big finesse, bro. Yeah, there's a whole documentary on it. The craziest scam they've ever seen, it was on a movie. I think it's Zombieland. Yeah. But check out what they did. This girl...

She's like, I want to say kind of in like her late 20s. She would go to a gas station, park her car up, and then be on the floor of the gas station, like looking around on the ground. It's like she's looking worried and shit. Now, the gas station clerk will come outside and see what? A pretty girl looking on the ground for something. So a gas station clerk would say,

oh you need help what are you looking for and she would go oh I'm looking for my wedding ring it's worth like 300k 500k right and then but she says to the clerk I really have to go though because I'm going to miss my flight blah blah blah this and that and he says don't worry give me your number

I'll call you and I'll look for it. You can go ahead. Okay. Now, this is what happens next. A little girl would come a couple hours later and while the store clerk...

sees her she picks up a ring and she would go oh look I found a ring and then the clerk would go up to her and say okay wait that's my friend's ring can I have it she said no are you dumb I found it yeah he's like

And she would go, I know how much this is worth. You have to pay me some money. The little girl. The little girl. So the circle is like, damn, okay, fuck. How much you want? I want $5,000. So he gives her $5,000 because obviously the ring is worth more. Yeah, yeah. Gives her $5,000. That is a crazy. Boom. She takes the money, hops back into the car beside the girl,

That dropped the ring. That dropped the ring. And she just came up on 5K. Came up on 5K. Yo, and that ring is probably like what? It was a fake ring. Oh my God. That's crazy. It was a fake diamond. That's a two-step plan, fam. They're probably hitting every gas station too. Yeah, and that's what they did in Zombieland. They like...

what do you call it road trip yeah and they just kept going i don't know if it was 5k it might have been like 500 so yeah you do that five times if you're in a day no matter what like however much you get is crazy like any money you get like these these rings are probably worth like yeah like two bucks less than finessers but they look like real diamonds because you can't really tell how are you supposed to tell that shit yeah fam real finessers bro you were a finesser back then but that's a story after like

I'm going to tell you after too. Okay, but there's also a big finesse that's going on too. Tyson Fury. There's a whole... Did you hear about the whole Tyson Fury theory? How he always cheats in every fight? Where he goes like this? Yeah, okay. And how he has no padding in his glove too. Yeah. So he recently... No, no, it's not recently. But in the past, before he started his fight, when the ref checks your glove and stuff, his glove had detachable thumbs. So whenever he hit, he would have his...

in a ball already because he would slip out his fist and there would be no thumb in his boxing glove so whenever he hit he would hit with this part of the glove and the glove where it had no padding in so you go like this right in your jaw and then a famous trainer went into his camp

And he was showing Tyson sparring gloves. He squeezed it. You know when Mayweather's thing was like, we're not fighting with these fucking gloves. Yeah, yeah. Like he did one of those. He's like, yo, you can feel your knuckle through it. So I'm like, yo, what else is going through his camp?

Is that why how he even knocked out- It is a conspiracy theory because there is a debunking of it. Oh, there is? Yeah. Because the way he fights is like this. But that's so- No, but this is crazy. No, no, no. But it looks like that only in slow motion. Oh, really? Yeah. So, Joe Rogan, they debunked it. Oh, for real? In slow motion, you can see it. It looks like there's nothing in there. But off of motion like this-

Like, look, if I had... If I stiffen my thing and went like this, it looks like it flops. You know what I mean? Okay. It looks like it flops because the motion of the whole arm, it's a whip. Damn. But obviously, it's secured. And it gives that illusion that it whips back. Yeah, yeah.

You can only see that in slow motion. Like, if you watch it in regular fighting. Like, yeah, he might have, like, hit on the side like this. It's still a theory. I don't know for sure. This one is clear. This one is clear. But maybe the flicking is allowed. Yeah. Like, I don't know for sure. It's still a theory. Yeah. But that's just, like, Joe Rogan's take on it. That's true. That's true. You don't know. Because...

The craziest one was the boxer that was paralyzed for life. You heard about that? Oh, in the back of the head? Yeah. That one's crazy. And, um...

There's another fighter that fought Manny Pacquiao that it was suspected that he might have He might have tried to cheat with Manny Pacquiao because he was known for cheating before with plaster in his gloves Oh Kato? No, no, no. His name was a Margarito. Oh Margarito. Yeah, super big now check this out I think when Manny Pacquiao beat him up. Did you see his face? Yeah, it was not Margarito no more and it looked like

what he was doing to his opponents before with a plaster. I'm not saying Manny Paco had it. What I'm saying is it's almost like a karma thing. It's almost like a get back for all the other people that got their face messed up by him because he had plaster in his gloves. Manny Paco really fucked him up. Yeah, low key. Bro looked like a stamp. Yeah, I know.

I know. You know what I mean? I don't know if he's like the only one, but he's the only one that I've seen that goes to the corner and prays first. So it's like, yo, he could have unlimited power on his side, fam. Like, if you're cheating, God sees that, fam. Yeah, Pacquiao probably got like 10 plus attributes that night. This is funny as I think Key and Pio skit where...

Wait, let me show you. Let's watch it. This shit is so joke. Bro, they have to bring those back. But it shows... This is so accurate because you know how in UFC, there's some fighters that go, God sent me here to destroy you. Like Adesanya, like I'm ready to die. This is so funny, bro. Watch it, watch it. This Saturday night, this is not even going to be a fight. I'm on mercy. This is a regular fighter. God chose me for this fight.

And the Brazilian fighter is like this bro. Derek is the student and I am Ghost Instrument. When I squeeze your lungs Derek, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up. It has to pay back to him. I'm going to knock him out round one bitch. Wait, what did he say? God chose him. Doesn't even make sense really. When you eat your plastic tool.

He's crying, he's crying. No. What the fuck? Oh, that's fucked. Okay, he know we just talking. No, at the end of the day, fam, no.

Nah, Loki managed to start doing that more because it does freak a fighter out, fam. It's scary, bro. It's scary as fuck. If I was fighting against a fighter that swole, like, serious on that, damn, I would second guess it. I'm not gonna lie. Like I always say, like, you can't fuck with crazy. Like, when Adesanya said that I'm gonna die right here, like, he won. He won. There's no way.

No, this is a different thing you tap into especially when you're like you you you take out a little bit of you know what it is. Yeah, you take out the fear. Yeah, I was gonna say it's just fear. Yeah, you take out all fear out of you. And it was that moment. Remember that moment I was opening the jar? It doesn't matter if I created new physics. Like I was gonna open that jar. Shit was gonna open.

Regardless of what happened, my fingers were going to bleed. Yeah. Shit was going to open. Yeah, exactly. But I think when you hit that, like, moment of it, and you can really tap into that because I've been really trying to tap into that with working out, with everything I do. You can really, really do that and you'll see a huge difference in your life, especially on the little things. Mm.

Because it's the little things that matter. It's like those times where you feel too lazy to get out of bed. The moment you really fight it. And the harder the fight, the more rewarding the feeling is after. Because it's almost like you've shown yourself that you can really overcome something that's so fucking hard for you to do. Yeah.

and it proves to you that you're worthy of what's to come. It ticks off something in your brain now. It's like, oh, the impossible is no longer possible. I mean, like, impossible. You know what I mean? Yeah, like, for you to give up on some shit, even if it's small, those little things, that shit adds up. That shit adds up. If you're always quitting and stuff, like,

At a point in time, you're like, oh, yeah. Is shit even possible no more? It's just like, even when you said, you're like, oh, don't say a certain word. It's like, if. Yeah, never say if. It's like, when is it going to happen? Because if you said if, or you don't believe it, you already don't deserve it. But yo, that fighter reminded me of the Alex Pereira. Because whenever he goes into the ring, only two emotions. He's smiling, and then he's like...

You know that Alex Ferrer? And then I don't know why but the UFC did this dumbass game with him on an interview. He's like, okay Alex, we're gonna do different emotions and you're gonna act them out, right? So he said frustrated, angry, and then happy, and then back to mad. Like he only had, it was stone face every time except happy. He's emoting. Bro, what if there was a fighter? Yeah.

I don't know if there is a fighter like this. Yeah, like Mr. Miyagi, like Shifu type fighter. You know how there's like a drunken master fight? Oh, yeah, yeah. What if there's like a flamboyant like sus fighter that made you like throw you off? Like when you're in clinch, he like grabs your ass and shit. Like, no, no. Dead asshole. Yeah. Like, pause. Yeah, yeah. But that fighter would...

Would Loki disrupt the game? Yeah, but he would... But you have to be good, though. Why is that not allowed? That is allowed. That is allowed. Because it's contact sport. Yeah, Adesanya did it. He squeezed someone's ass. Yeah, exactly. Now, like, for example, imagine you're fucking in jujitsu. Yeah. We call it like a scramble. And a bro's like caressing your face. Oh, that's weird. It would throw you the fuck off, no? Yeah, that is weird. Don't throw me the fuck off.

But at the same time, there's fighters like Nate Diaz. If a man caresses him like that, you're going to get fucked up. He might turn off that fear. But when you get into that, you're tunnel vision. And then the other fighter will outsmart you. Because if you're using those tactics, you're already a smart fighter. I don't know, man.

Nah bro I get a picture with a man like Nate I'm onto something No no I'm onto something He would caress him Leave down in the comments right now If my tactic might work Loki it might work bro Like you remember that street fight thing Where they tested You pull your pants down And they all run away Oh yeah yeah I said that Yeah it's the same effect It was Vitaly right The Vitaly prank video Where you pull down his pants Oh

But you're in a cage though. There's different factors like in a cage like if that happens Okay, and you have to win and it's for money fuck I have to beat I have to beat this guy up no matter what in a fight in a street fight Yeah, but that's my point like you'll be so enraged like if you're if you're that type of person You'll be so in a rage and you'll have tunnel vision and when your tunnel vision that's exactly what you want Because they don't see around it. Yeah, I mean you outsmart somebody that's like that. That's true. Maybe I

Leave down in the comments. I might be onto something. Sports may not allow that, though. Because there's a bunch of hidden shit in sports, too. No. It's contact sport. Especially if you're like... You know what I mean? If you can punch somebody in the face, you can definitely go like this to their face. Oh, why? But it's like, why waste that caress where you can just hit them if you're that close? No, but it throws you off. A lot of fighting is the mindset. I guess, yeah. A lot of fighting is the mindset. It might work a couple times, but I feel... You know what? I don't know. You would have to get used to it. Yeah.

Yeah. What if that fucking... Theory right now, what if I just created a new tactic in fighting? Just beat us? No. And then it becomes a thing and it becomes like a form of art. Of art.

This guy's gonna be the sus martial arts bro. Yo, no, it could be a thing. Because just how there's like the drunken master guy was saying, there's a drunken master type of way. There could easily be that type of way of fighting. Because it definitely does like disrupt the mind. Yeah, I guess maybe. Are you allowed to touch the groin during fight? No, probably not, right?

Because that would throw a man off. I have no idea what the rules. Yeah, because if they add that rule in and you add that martial art of sus and you're going in and instead of punching the groin, you just stress it. I don't think you can touch the groin, nah. Because if you do... That's too out the way, man. Because if you get hit there, you can't. But I'm sure if you can get punched in the face, you can easily...

tap their face like in a word maybe in a in a you know i mean yeah sexual way that's true you know there was also some guy on a podcast evan turner he was a player for philly and um he was talking about how um the betting and like people betting on the games really affects the nba yeah and supposedly he's blacklisted or like like he can't say other things about it right because he was actually in the nba so there was a game seven between um

I think Philly and Boston, right? And Miami was waiting for them in the finals, right? So Evan was like, yo, I'm hyped for this game. We actually have a chance to win, right? And one of his teammates goes, yo, bro, you know that...

This is going to be the hardest game of your life because you need to win by 15 just to win by 1. You get what I'm saying? Nah. So he said you need to win by 15 just to win by 1. Why? So Philly needs to beat Boston by 15 or so many points where the refs can affect the game. So if they...

If it's a close game, where do you think the refs are going to blow their whistle to more? I see. Yeah, yeah. Boston versus Miami. Everyone wants to see that. Even the Philly man's were like, yo, no one's going to pay to watch Philly versus Miami. Mm.

You know what I mean? So they're like, yo, just to win this game, we have to win by 20. And they lost that game. Damn. Because it was close. Yeah. Oh, shit. And the truth came out. Like, he wasn't scared to say it. But then right after, he got blacklisted. Damn. Did we talk about the Tom Brady thing? The deflating ball? No. Which one? Yo, you know the theory how Tom Brady, why he always wins? No. Wait, you don't know this? Why? So Tom Brady came out in interviews.

Many times wait it's cuz he had a witch girlfriend or something. Yeah, okay Yeah, I think so. Yeah, he says that his girlfriend Yo, this is crazy. Yeah, thank you for anything about how many times he's won the Super Bowl ma'am His girlfriend creates rituals for him creates mantras for him and does that as spells for him to win the Super Bowl Crazy so crazy and he says it out loud, bro. Yeah, and he credits it to her and

Loki, she owes a ring, bro. Yeah. At the same time, it's like, you never know, too, because he might just be that good. Because maybe the wish it doesn't really work. I mean, he is the most unathletic. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's the most unathletic goat, right? That kind of does justify it, too. This guy ran like a seven on like the 100 meter dash. That's so unathletic. But then you go and say like, because the brain is a muscle, too. Maybe you just can't see how hard this one is working.

That's a bar. Oh, shit. It's so true, though. Like, you don't see when a chess player is really working because you don't see his physical muscles. But the brain is probably mad powerful. Yeah, yeah. You know? I'm really, really curious to see. Like, imagine if you could see somebody's capacity of their brain. Like, from the outside. Maybe it's so powerful, it's not meant to be seen. Yeah, no, because we can't trigger our full brain. Because it's that powerful, like, it's not meant to be seen. Yeah. But do you think there's...

Maybe it's the safety thing too. Because what if you could see other people and how smart they are? Would you want to befriend them more? Would you treat them differently? Maybe it is like a defense mechanism so that you can't see it. Oh, like your head?

Then you're not able to tell how their brain is. I guess you can tell by other things, like how they carry themselves, how they speak. But you can't tell physically. Like, for example, you can kind of tell somebody has a big piece or they have a big bulge, pause. But you know what I mean? You can tell someone has big shoulders, have big wide frame.

But you can't see if somebody has a big brain. Or has a really powerful brain. Yeah, because you know the new Apple update where you go to people's phone now and now it says info about yourself right away? Because now it's like, okay, that's a small thing. But like you said, maybe it goes to a next level. It's like, now we can see everyone's info somewhere else. Like a Black Mirror episode. It's like levitating in front of us. So it's like, yeah, maybe all that info shit is really supposed to be kept private. Because everyone would treat everyone different.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Because the only people we judge right now really is homeless people. Because we know, oh yeah, they're homeless. You know, everyone else is regular. But now input, oh, put my bank account like floating while I'm walking around. Oh, put your bank account walking around. Maybe more people are going to befriend you or be nice to you just because. What if it becomes like watchdogs though? What if it becomes like, do your information says it's beside you? Yeah, it's not even levitating. It's just like, you can do like this. You can just tap into it and see, yeah.

it's weird let me check that person like scope in and like boop like even the Keith Lee stuff when he's going to Atlanta he has such a big impact that he has to call on an anonymous number and he has to change his voice oh shit did he actually have to do that fam he shut down hella Atlanta restaurants you heard about that

So milk and honey. Milk and honey is the big one that everyone's roasting because they treated him like shit. Like everyone's saying that, oh yeah, he came in with like his mom. Oh no, his girlfriend and daughter, I think, came in. And like they wouldn't give him service. But the moment he walked in, oh shit, Keith Lee. Yo, give him a table. Oh.

Give him a table, right? And he's like, he's like, yo, that's not right. Like you should treat everyone the same, which is great. You know what I mean? But he shut that one down. And Atlanta restaurants usually have that, like, what do you call it? They're used to treating people bad. So he went to Hella and I'm guessing like he shut Atlanta down. Would you want to be that famous?

Of Keith Lee? Having that impact? Yes. Yes. Well, why? Because I can help people. Like, what he's doing right now is so crazy. Like, if people are treating him bad, yeah. Yo, he's preaching God too while he's at it. I feel like he's like the best influencer that came out of influencers so far. Mm-hmm.

Us too, but like since we don't preach bad stuff. Yeah. Yeah But he's helping people restaurants that are shutting down the next day though They're crying because of how much like people are coming in. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. That's actually using your platform for something good Mm-hmm. But would you I don't know like would you want to feel? So famous that it kind of takes away from your what life was before. I can't go back. Oh

I don't know. Because I feel like there's a point of that. Like, you can't go back. Like, for example, Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber, Drake. Yeah, like, paparazzi following you. Kanye. Like, you can't be regular no more. But I feel like if I was in that position where I could change people's lives, though, I still would do it, Loki. I would just have to face the consequences. Yeah, obviously, yeah. But, like, would you choose that or would you choose not? Like, if you had a choice of, like, you could still have the same success but not that part. Oh, same success? Mm-hmm.

I would probably still choose it. Really? Yeah. I don't know. Really? Right now, I'm super chill. You have to think about it this way. It'll get to a point where you can't even go to the store. See, but the decision is hard. Would you rather not have an impact and not have anyone looking after you? No, you can have an impact quietly. Quietly?

then yeah i would choose that life like the creator of like uh i don't know like a huge charity like you don't know the name of yeah like they're not a celebrity type shit i don't know i don't know i feel like life just works out if it's meant to happen because i feel like you can't choose that life you know i mean no but like would you want like would you if it if it comes yeah i would i would be okay with it you know i mean that's so crazy to me because i feel like you wouldn't

I think about it more. Yeah. Like, I'm not saying I would dislike it, but it would definitely be sad to see my old life go away. That's deep. Because, yeah. Because you can't go back. Yeah. So, as your friends, they can relate to you on a certain level, you can't anymore. Like, is that just finished? Close friends. Nah, fam. You have to, like, keep in mind, bro, like, I'm talking Michael Jackson level where people will track down your house.

People are like looking through your windows. Now I'm not talking... I'm not talking like influencers. I'm talking like Michael Jackson. Okay, okay. Like that scale. Like people will follow you your every... Like people know where you are at all times. Oh shit. And it's difficult to escape. But if I... But isn't that like...

See, it's crazy because you work. This is what we're working for. We're not working for that, but we're working for a bigger influence, right? That's kind of what we're working for, though. It's going to come regardless. If we want those millions and we're out on the internet everywhere, we're kind of already putting ourselves in that life to go that direction. You know what I mean? So it's like, since you don't want it, would you just want to stop it? I'm not saying I don't want it. I'm not saying that.

I'm just saying it's scary to think about. Yeah. Yeah, it is scary to think about. I just think it's sad. Sad? I don't know. Because I don't know. I'm very nostalgic. I think about the past a lot. Yeah. And one thing I would hate to lose like relatability to the people I love. Mm-hmm.

And I feel like the more and more you become a person that you want to be. Yeah. Cause it's so easy to, to say like, it's not when you're not actively working at it and like getting closer and closer to it. Yeah. Because you really do change them. Like,

like not even little things like deeper things that you just wouldn't regularly do with with your homies yeah it becomes like almost a damn i can't enjoy that with them no more like imagine something you really really love to do and it becomes something you hate because you're trying to be something else not because you're trying to be something else because you become someone else yeah

It's fucking deep, right? Like, I'm not gonna lie. It gets like that. Yeah, I haven't really thought about it that way, to be honest. So I'm thinking like, yeah, my friends... I'll always be close to my friends and shit like that. No, yeah. Like, that's the love, right? Like, you want that. But imagine the moment it's like, you want that, but you can't... Like, you physically don't feel it. Yeah. How does that make you... Right? Like, you physically can't feel it. Like, it's just not there for you. It's like you trying to relate to...

Like a toddler. If it becomes like that, I'm saying. I'm not saying... Yeah, hopefully it doesn't.

Nah, hopefully it doesn't. Right? Like, it could, but I would love to, because the way I am, I still try to see everybody's story. Regardless of who they are, I would love to get to know them. Bam, you know me, like, I'm hanging out with, like, I'll go out of my way to talk to people that regular people wouldn't want to talk to you. But it's like, you never know though, like, you said, people do change and like, at that

at that point of fame it's like we you might not stay the same because there's there's a chance that you will but fam I think for my love of people yeah I would still be willing to just

Just love it. Just because I would love to hear everyone's story and I would just love to hear experiences. That kind of intrigues me. I guess, but it's like you're saying Michael Jackson level of fame. I think the reason why it's so much because it's like, yeah, you want to do that, but there's so much...

There's more that you have to do now. And you're gonna just become exhausted if you see... If you see... If you try and go that route. Because... But for me, I think... I think what excites me about that... Yeah. Is...

for me to question like damn okay let me like understand why they think of me this like i would that's what excites me like seeing their experience out of it i don't know i feel like that's exhausting i don't know if it's because i feel like that's why uh people are dickheads to paparazzi because it's like they're not really thinking of oh that's this their job it's like oh there's too much people following like yeah that makes sense why they're dickheads loki i would be a dickhead too i would be curious loki

really no but then see see but that's a chain reaction if you're curious and you interact with the paparazzi yeah there's gonna be more paparazzi the next time because you're the only celebrity that that that allows them you know i mean no but i'm saying i'm saying i would be curious to idea of like why this is does that make sense i don't know fam because i'm like i would be curious to to see like their experience and want to see like

Like, instead of them interviewing me, I would want to interview them. See, but it's easy to say... Oh, that's crazy. No, no, that's crazy. It's easy to say because we're not at that point yet, but fam, I feel like at that point, I would actually want privacy. Like, there's no... I would... Loki turned into a dickhead. I don't think I would, fam. I don't think... Really? Because...

For my love of people, I don't think I would want to... I have love for people too, but it gets to a point where it's like, yo, I just want... You know what I mean? It would piss me off that I can't have my girl on my back. I'm trying to see if it would make me love people more or hate people. Because if people are giving you love, why would you not love them more?

Right? We're not in that position, bro. That's a good question. We'll come back in a year or two. That's a great question. That's a great question. Yeah, it is. It is. I will end it off there. Thank you everyone for watching this episode of Jumper Jumper Podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Make sure to go to Spotify, Apple, download those episodes, man. We love you. And yeah, Jumper Jumper out. Deuces. Boom.