EP.148 - FIRST EVER EXORCIST, JINN FOLKLORE STORY & SCIENTIST WHO SOLD THEIR SOUL
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Oh, fuck. Now I'm gonna have fish. You know what? We should have, like, smelling salt. Yeah. That would be kind of crazy. I think some other podcast does it before everything. But to be honest, it's like, yeah, low-key, I do feel like kicking in. What the hell? That's what I'm saying. Like, it hit me still. Like, it's not... No sponsor, though. We're not telling you what we just drank. Yeah.

Facts. But honestly, I never tried using caffeine to stay awake until the podcast. Oh, really? Until editing. Because I used to... Remember we used to edit? Yeah. I would stay up to like 5 a.m. editing, but I would only take it when I started dowsing off. Really? But I feel like if you take it beforehand...

it will fuck you up like mentally I don't know because you're too like racy you know yeah I can't do coffee because I think I said this before but coffee actually does the opposite to me makes you tired yeah so I'll drink coffee in the morning and I'll go back to sleep

What the fuck? Yeah. I don't know. I think people commented before. It's like if you have like ADHD or something or something like weird with you, like it'll do the opposite. Caffeine actually makes you think. So it slows you down. It makes me more tired. Like I want to go to sleep. So does alcohol pick you up?

Alcohol picks me up. Theory! Cause look, look. If caffeine slows you down, then alcohol will do the opposite because usually coffee picks you up and alcohol brings you down. Oh, so I'm the opposite. So it might be the opposite. Yeah, that's true. Cause I think when I was a kid, whenever I drank caffeine or something like, I guess like coffee or a Coke, I felt tired. But is that because of the sugar? The sugar makes you tired, no? No.

Probably. Because it's weird because some bodies take sugars differently. So it's like me, I just drank that. Maybe like low-key in 40 minutes, I'll be passed out. You know what I mean? Mid-final, I'm just dead like this. I'm just like telling the story. I'm like, oh, fuck. Nah, bro. And then your side effects is like, I'm activated. Yo, you should have seen for the people that don't know when we were setting up, Carlos just randomly goes, yo, I was kicking in. It was like you just took a perk, fam.

Yo, that's how this should be sometimes, to be honest. Honestly, this is true with working out too. If you guys actually like use your head and use your...

Guess imagination to see and feel your muscle fibers tearing while you do the exercise You have an increase in your in your workout and you'll actually work out better and your muscle will grow more Like if you use your mind to muscle this is a real thing all athletes should know this but you have to like Stimulate it by thinking about it. Like I'm hitting exactly this part of the thing. Yeah, right? Yo, it was crazy. It's like um, I saw in New York - when um, what do you call the needles one hair? Yeah hair

Oh, not in New York. That's like a safe word. You can't say that. Cut that out. Yeah. But the H word. Yeah. The H word. So I saw one guy. He went live on my Instagram. A guy I follow. And bro, he took it on live. Like a drug? Yeah. And you know how like when you're off it, you like do the Michael Jackson slant. Bro, his girlfriend took his phone and I was watching this. Yeah. And he's like, like off it, fam. Yeah. Those people that really...

Like trip out. It feels like The Walking Dead, bro. Yeah. Because I saw a video of, what's it called? I think it's called East Hastings in Vancouver. That's apparently the worst part of Canada. Really? Bro, it looks like The Walking Dead. It literally looks like the apocalypse. Like how LA has that. What's that road? It's like the one with all the homeless people. That's Skid Row. The one in LA. That's like Skid Row. Yeah. So saying it's that to that. I think it's like the same thing. Whoa.

Yo, speaking about sleeping though, did you ever wake up in the middle of the night but feel not tired? Feel awake? Feel not tired? You ever wake up randomly in the night, middle of the night, and then you're just straight awake. You don't feel groggy and shit. You don't feel tired at all.

I don't know. I don't think that's happened to me before. Have you ever woke up at 3:15 a.m.? That specific? But yeah, probably. That specific. Probably around like that time. You might be cursed. No, man! No, we can't start it off like that. No, no, no. If you ever woke up at 3:15 a.m., you might be cursed. Why though? Legit. So, I don't know if you ever heard about the Amity House. No, no, no. So there's this, this is a real haunted house. I believe in the States somewhere.

and you know Ed and Lorraine Warren the conjuring investigators oh yeah yeah the real life like demonologists right yeah yeah you said that so they claim this house to be one of those houses that is truly attached to demons now the story goes that there was this man and for some reason till still to this day there was a they said a voice came to his head and

and told him to murder his three family members, his two daughters and his wife. Now, what's weird, and still to this day, they have no evidence and no reasoning why the family members didn't wake up and didn't fight back. So what happened was each of the family members, they were lying down straight on their face.

like this, flat. And each one didn't move while he went ahead and killed every single one of them with a gun. Now, what happened was obviously he went to jail and he did the questioning and shit. But that house...

That house ended up going back on sale. Okay. And some family ended up moving in there. Now this family, they were haunted for years. Yeah, probably. Not years, but like however long they stayed. Yeah, it has to. It's fucked. Now, one of the things that freaks me out when I heard the story. Yeah.

they would always get a haunting at what time 3 15 3 15 a.m and story goes that they would realize later that 3 15 a.m was the time the family was murdered was when the killing went when the killing happened and what's crazy the wife who lived there

She had nightmares and dreams of exactly how the murders went down, exactly the order of each family member dying and everything like that. And she didn't even know those people. She didn't know those people. There's not even solid, I guess, outline of what exactly went down on that night. But she was able to completely say what happened, how it looked, how everything went down. Now,

some of the things that they saw was the husband that lived with them he would see like his kids like levitate like they would just like levitate like literally just in the in like a family room they're just like levitating the mom yo the mom she would walk into the kitchen this and the husband would look at her and on her face he would see like an old woman

So imagine like somebody you know. Like shape-shifting. Like they appear old to you. Oh, nah. So he was looking at her and he's like, she's old and he's getting freaked out, but she can't see it. Only he can. And one of the other things I think was like blood would drip out of the keyholes and the locks. There would be screaming that they don't understand why. And all of this shit would happen around like 3.15 a.m. Okay.

Now, other people have been attached to this quote-unquote curse because they made a movie about it. And the movie's, I think it's called Poltergeist, I believe. Oh, Poltergeist. That's what it's about? I think. I think that's the movie. But every single person that, I guess, was involved with the making of that movie suffered a tragedy. So I think the first actress, like the lead actress in it...

she was killed in an accident and I think like another of the leads like she died of a sickness like an odd sickness they don't they can't explain and um like other things happen to to crew members and the other people that were on site and what's weird is each of them if they were involved with the shooting of the film

They all had nightmares and they would all wake up at 3.15 a.m., bro. Like, even after they were away from the site. Yeah. Crazy. So, 3.15, that was the number. So, theory goes, just like, you know, incantation. Uh-huh. How the more a curse is spread, the less it affects you. Yeah. I don't know if you've heard about that. No. But, anyways, theory goes that hearing about it and, like, watching the movie, whatever it is. Yeah.

Attaches the curse to you and if you wake up at 3:15 a.m. Then you're attached to it. There's not necessarily think bad things that will happen to you because like in that incantation theory that if there's more people attached to a curse the weaker it gets and then that's the reason of pushing it out. Yeah, okay, but but like Everyone in that house was probably forever cursed all right because it's like all the stories I've seen it's like when uh

The curse will maybe disappear for like a year, but it will always come back. So what happened, the family that stayed there, they ended up moving out. Okay. But what happened... Another one came in? Don't tell me. No, no, no, no, no. So I don't know exactly what happened to the house specifically, but the family that moved out, they said the demon followed them. Yep.

Follow them, bro. They have to, yeah. That's so fucked. And they were always the interviewed and news broadcasters always came to them for stories and shit. But this time, I guess they were so...

Don't know like mentally unstable from the thing that happened to them. They didn't want to say any more words about it They just like disappeared from the media probably priest they need a but there's other shit that happened They also brought a priest there to do exorcism to check it out and try and bless in and remove the spirits and shit Yeah, but the moment the priests went there to the house He heard like a voice in the back of his head saying I

Get out. Oh, fuck. Get out. And then, no, dead ass. And then, what happened was, he said, like, he was, he was, like, standing in the middle of the living room, bro. And he would hear the voice. And all of a sudden, he got a slap on his face. No, no. Yo. Imagine, like, I'm like, I'm afraid. Like an invisible slap. Like, oh,

Holy fuck. Imagine Hail Mary. Yeah, bro got slapped in the face. And he was pretty much saying that there's a spirit of like a demon somewhere in the upper stairs. Because that's where all of that shit happened. Like the murders and shit happened. That's a fucking crazy story. But like I also found another one. Where it's like, so have you ever heard of the first exorcism ever?

Is it the Maurice and Nancy? No, I never heard of them. You haven't? Okay, because it's not The Exorcist, right? No, no, no. This is like real. Like footage is there too. But obviously I can't show the footage because it's very disturbing. So it starts off with Nancy and Maurice, right? So Maurice is the one that they notice stuff like

like changing right and he's um he's married to nancy everything was so chill like he has grandchildren that he played with like he was like the fun uncle yeah yeah right so he owns a farm he was a quiet guy so imagine quiet shy farmer all of a sudden starts changing and nancy noticed this so marie started like um his facial expressions were like went from like happy and joyous to like

You can. Bro got possessed. Yeah. Like you can like dark and like his eyes, like his pupils would be bigger and stuff like that. Right. Yeah. And he didn't just become violent. Like he wanted to like kill his children and he wanted to kill Nancy. Bro it's always that though. Yeah. That's weird as fuck. That's what I'm saying. It's always that. Yeah. So what Nancy also noticed, I think one day he was sitting in a chair, his eyes bleeding. No.

When he removed his clothes, because he was getting hot, there were marks of crosses on his back. - Wait, wait, crosses like? - Well, upside down ones. - Nah, what the fuck? - Upside down ones. And Nancy would notice

objects flying randomly across the room. So like you said, the levitating children, same fucking thing. Should we just fly up? Yeah. So this is when they're like, okay, what can we turn to? We got to go to a priest to perform the first exorcism. Like I said before, I can't show the footage, but in the video, I'll just try and describe it. The priest starts rubbing his face with like a towel. And I think it was holy water. And he's just rolling around trying to avoid it. Yeah. Right? His face...

Fully changes now his eyes are like slit. No his eyes are slit and the left side of his face is bubbling No, yeah, so imagine this the priest goes starts chanting doing his thing doing his thing all you see who are you the guy says

Chill, chill, chill. But the guy says, the guy says, oh, I'm here to corrupt everyone's life. That's what he says. And that was perfect, bro. That's scary, fam. So imagine he says that and his other priest keeps chanting and he like slaps him or something. His eyes roll back and he collapses.

And then he's just gone. No. And he wakes up like saved? That's what you think, fam. I think, oh no. Yeah, I think he wakes up saved. Yeah. But obviously, Maurice was good for like a good two years. But like your story too, it always comes back. So one time, he grabs a shotgun. Yeah. And he starts chasing down Nancy. Oh shit. So he's still like plugged in somehow. So it's like he got out of it.

Got back in random day. He grabs a shotgun. Starts chasing Nancy across the forest. Grabs her and puts her in a chair in the basement. You think she's going to shoot Nancy? He goes, Nancy, I don't want you to ever forget this. Shoots himself. Yeah. And Nancy and his kids were traumatized from that. Because obviously if you're trying to escape something, that's the only way you can escape it, to be honest. What if, do you think that was his way of like,

traumatizing them or was that his way of like stopping worse things from happening because what if like that very last second he was able to stop the demon and and you know an alive him i think imagine yeah but i think it is you're right it was more leaning on towards like traumatizing like i'm going out with like on bad terms with these guys you know i mean yeah but yeah but that could be it too because you could be like fighting back right yeah yeah but at the same time it's like yo

God's sake. But yeah, those two stories are so fucked. I hope you're not watching at nights though. No. No. What a way to start it. No, because we usually don't start it like that. But bro said fuck that. Why? Holy shit.

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Oh, do you want to know another one? What, what? Oh, my God. So, you know, like, how gins can, like, replicate people's bodies?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was another one I seen where a djinn was replicating a wife's voice. So he was able to impersonate? Yeah, and it was caught on camera. So imagine one night you're sleeping, fast asleep in your bed. Yeah. And your wife calls out, babe, come downstairs. Babe, come downstairs. And you're noticing like, my wife's on vacation. No, don't.

So some guy woke up. He's like, oh, what the fuck? My wife's on vacation. I'm going to start recording because this is kind of crazy. So look, I'll show you this. It literally sounds like a woman, fam. Horrified by the fact that it's late at night and his wife's awake. Oh, shit. So babe, come downstairs. That's all he hears, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. From the room outside, the door on his camera, he got footage of it closing back and forth. So all you hear in your room is- So nothing's there. Nothing's there. So I was like-

And all you're like, babe, come downstairs. So what he does, what he does, I think he tries to vlog it and like tries to communicate with the spirits. And the spirit is just like fucking around with him. Like it's knocking on doors. It's like stepping like right beside him, you know? And this is a real story because everything is caught. You saw the audio. Yo, you know, G.

Jin's like the concept of it. Yeah, it was in Miss Marvel like the the show on Disney Plus. What? Yeah, that was the whole like villain of it. But I think leave down in the comments what Jin's are part of in religion because I think

I think it's part of Islam. I think. I'm not sure. Yeah. A lot of people say, I think it's... The term jinn, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's part of a religion. But they actually used it in Ms. Marvel, and it was the same thing. They can shapeshift. They're really powerful and shit. And they have powers to, I guess...

persuade you and make you do things right? Yo, so do you know the Tesla story? Tesla story? Like Nikola Tesla, like how he was able to invent shit. No, no, no. What is that? So Nikola Tesla, he says and he accredits all of his inventions to this story about a scientist who

Who's tempted and sold his soul to the devil. No way. What? So you ever heard about Faust? No. What is that? So the story about Faust, he's pretty much a scientist. Literally what you think would happen to Nikola Tesla. He's a scientist that wished to change the world with technology and have like a big...

I guess discovery in technology, but in order to do it, he made a bargain with a demon, with the devil. Now, Nikola Tesla, he accredits all of that to a similar thing that happened to him. And the moment that he like, I guess envisioned it, he literally says it's a vision. It came to him in a vision. But what happened to his life afterwards? You know, Nikola Tesla, he died poor.

Do you know that? Nikola Tesla, he didn't have any money, bro. He was left in like a hotel somewhere in Europe. Why? Did he blow it? No, like he just didn't make money. Like he didn't make money and he didn't have any family left. He didn't have any friends left. Oh, that's kind of funny. Yeah, and he was literally like found his body and all he had in his room was a can of beans and crackers. And that's what he's living off of. He was like so, I think he starved to death too. Some shit like that. But he died poor.

Now, if you think about it, if you sell your soul to have inventions, you know, what would you give up? And probably give up that, his family, like riches and everything else like that. But what's crazy is the invention that he did come to use and change the world with was alternate current, which we use to this day. And it changed everything, right? Like we're literally using that with electricity and he's the one that invented it. But we don't,

you know i mean he didn't have that good of a life but yeah i was gonna say but at the end of the day was it worth it i guess for the sake of humanity for me yeah but no but if you think about it for the sake of finesse he got finessed because he was low-key like obviously yeah he would go down as a great or like because he made this but yeah he got finessed because he didn't live a good life anyways i know but that's the point though like what like what if his deal wasn't

He got what he wanted, in a sense. To invent, but he got switched up? He didn't ask for fame. He didn't ask for money. He didn't ask for this and that. He literally asked for...

Invention okay, which he got yeah, and which changed the world, but I guess a bro wasn't specific Yeah, he wasn't specific. He didn't add on like that actually attachments He's like yeah, I want inventions up and then the man was like I I'm make you broke You could only have some beans yo, but if you think about it, okay theory Would you say that doomed the rest of civilization or it helped it help cuz hold on yeah because now

Technology is all reliant on that. Like if that didn't exist, if alternative current didn't exist, how would we be living right now? Would we even be using computers and shit? Would we be able to charge stuff like that, feel me?

Did that doom humanity because of his discovery and quote-unquote his deal with the devil? Damn. No, that's a good question still. Because it did take away aspects of life that were kind of natural and then now we only pay attention to things that are...

using alternative current. Like, if you think about it, everything in your life that you're using, it usually involves that type of electricity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, phones and computers, you know, that makes people depressed and shit because of social media. Yeah, and it's all tied together. It's all tied together. It's all tied to... You have to charge your phone to use it. To use it, yeah, yeah. Yo!

If you deep it, it literally gives the device that makes you addicted life. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. That's fucked. That's fucked. If you deep it like that, it gives life to what you're addicted to.

No, that's fucked. So you're saying like, if we didn't have that guy and he didn't do like the whole deal, we would still be like, oh, oh, oh, fire. No, no, no, no. But later on, we would. There was like steam and shit. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it depends, right? Like what if somebody else would have invented it? We don't know for sure. Yeah, but it like came faster. Pause. But who knows if it would even be discovered at all.

What if we found different methods and shit? See, but at the same time, since that's so normal to us now, what we use, I feel like it is a good thing. Because it's like, yeah, I love technology and stuff. I'm not a hater. Yeah, me too. I'm not Amish and shit. Exactly. No offense, no offense. Yo, I literally didn't know that. Yeah, Amish people don't use electricity, bro. But until Nel dropped that video, they're so limited to everything.

Which I didn't know. But it's interesting to see their life because they're happy with what they have. But I noticed that everyone's happy. You know? Oh, and you know those people that... I think it was some documentary about like the... What do you call those people? It's like they were like old. They were old and like developed, but their face or something... Oh, it's like the...

The blue people are talking about? No, because they're inbred. Yeah, inbred people. The inbred people. So when I saw that, the guy was barking at the documentary. But the mom could understand all the barks. So he was like... Oh, yeah. He's saying like, oh, have a nice day. I'm like, what the hell? Yeah, but... It's crazy. That's because what they had there was like literally their mom had...

things with their kids and then the kids like it's all the same blood i know and then inbred humans it was so interesting to see like there's a theory that's why freaking some of the royal family like maybe way way back they're so i guess they had like mad kings and queens like there was a theory that they were inbred that's why they acted weird especially in game of thrones i don't know if you watched it no no but king joffrey was an inbred child because the brother and sister you know i mean oh

But he was the worst because he was like mad. Yeah. And even if you think about like later in Game of Thrones, this is for all the Game of Thrones people, but the fucking Daenerys Targaryen, her like lineage, they only bred with each other. Mm.

To keep the bloodline. To keep the bloodline. Yeah, because they don't want to add on any lineages and shit. Yeah. Because they want to keep it to themselves. That's true. Have you heard of this girl named Nguyen Phan or Phong? Nah, nah. Because there was some miraculous thing that happened to her because she loved eating sushi and shit. Yeah. So imagine you're eating sushi every day and nothing happens to you. And you go into a sushi restaurant one day and you eat it and everything's blessed, right? Yeah.

I think the next day, she catches like the craziest fever, right? Hives breaking out. From like a parasite? I don't know. It's still like unknown to this day. And like she starts scratching and stuff like that. It's a parasite, fam. Maybe, maybe, but...

That's what you think. But the effects is different from like what a parasite would do to you. Yeah. So her husband obviously tells her, oh yeah, just go get like some creams from the clinic and stuff like that. Right? So she pops like pills. She puts the cream on. And then one day, the next day after she takes all the pills, she looks at herself like in the mirror and

And her husband is in shock. Why? She looks back. And remember, this is a 24-year-old person. She looks like she's 60 now. Her face is droopy. She aged? Or her face just changed? Imagine, she looks like this, right? I'll put it up for the people. And then now, after she eats the sushi. No. No.

She goes from like 26 to 70 in like a day. Just because something was in that sushi. What the fuck? That's so sad, bro. Didn't you talk about like the story before is like how like some person aged because of the demon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't because of the demon. This is fucking because of sushi, bro.

That's scary fam. No, because if you think about it, there's so many parasites that could live on fish and it's just regular. Actually in Japan, they have this ritual. It's not really a ritual, but it's like a normal thing they do. The family members, they all take like an anti-parasite pill together. Oh, that's good though. Like throughout the year. I think every couple, like I think 6 to 12 months, every family together would like pop an anti-parasite pill. But we don't do that in North America fam. Yeah.

So, what type of shit is in our sushi and what type of shit is in our body right now? Yeah. Because we're not doing that stuff unless you're doing like those cleanses. You know what's fucked too? You know those pageant girls? Yeah. That are meant to become skinny like they want the perfect body? Mm-hmm. So, a mom I saw on the news made her daughter take tapeworm pills. Oh.

So imagine you pop the pill and every food- Oh, yo, so it came out? No, all the food that you're eating will get eaten by the tapeworm. No! Wait, did you put a tapeworm inside her? Yes! That's fucked. And I think she went to jail for it. That's fucked. She went to jail for it, fam. She put a tapeworm in her child? That's fucked up. And she said it was like beauty pills or some shit like that. Ew, bro. So imagine you're at- I'm not coming at your thing, but it's like you see a long tapeworm with all the food. Nah.

Fam, you know what that is? You can just go to the Asian market and get Slim Fast Tea. You know that shit? What was that? This guy has the remedy. My Asians know what I'm talking about. There's this tea that you buy at the supermarket. You can go to the blue sky or whatever, Pacific. Literally, it's called Slim Fast Tea. Now, there's this girl that was on TikTok and she was explaining it. I watched the video.

All you have to do is drink that shit. And she said, she explained in her own words, you drink it and literally you'll lose weight and all your fat fast. Why? Because that shit's going to come out in the toilet. No. Yo, apparently. That's actually real? Yeah. If you drink it, you'll be on the toilet for like six hours. Ew. But you'll be skinny.

Like how much skinnier? I don't know. I didn't try it. Like there's no way you shit out. Like you may shit out like stuff for the day. Okay. Let me say this first. Yeah. I don't recommend doing it. Like don't do it. But it's just interesting to me. Like the slim. Everyone's like at the. Carlos just sold like 500. Yo, use my affiliate link.

Like they put a picture and like slim fast tea and it's just you like this. No, but like you have to... You're going to go through some pain, fam. You're going to go through some pain because it's like you're going to shit out your whole intestine type shit. I've never understood like those... Or like the most satisfying people to watch is like, you know those bodybuilders? And like you paint them brown and shit to show them their muscles. And then they finally get to eat a sweet. Like that is...

That's probably a crazy feeling, bro. I get happy for them. That's a crazy feeling, fam. Yeah. Not gonna lie, it's the same feeling you get when like, you know at lunchtime? Nah, nah, nah. No, relax. No, you know like lunchtime? Yeah. When you're eating your same food for like weeks on weeks on weeks. And then you get like McDonald's. No, you don't get McDonald's, but your homie gives you like one fry. Oh, yeah.

Tell me why that one fry, it will change your life. Change your life. Yeah. Way better. Yeah. And I think there's like something with, I guess, scarcity. No, yeah. No, it's all. I was going to say perspective.

Yeah. Because imagine you're eating the same shit, but like gold comes out. You know what I mean? You know what? I don't know why we don't abuse that. Like, why don't we abuse delayed satisfaction and shit? Because I know entrepreneurs, they really do. Like, they'll wait and give themselves rewards after they've done a lot. And it makes, it programs their brain to work hard. Facts. But right now, the,

The average person is doing the opposite. You know what I mean? They're getting reward systems. It's all accessible. Like, just hitting their shit like this. Even on TikTok, because it rewards you because the dopamine is, like, hitting you. Yeah, yeah. And, like, I had to turn off, like, Uber Eats notifications and shit because it's, like...

deals on deals like the like random like they i don't know why but like they know when i'm hungry like boom they'll pop up oh mcdonald's you can save 50 right now yeah and like it's crazy because um a lot of streamers that i've seen are getting fat because it's like yeah they stream but it's so accessible and they're making money so imagine you don't even gotta when like you you up your lifestyle you don't gotta run to your fridge no more you can just you know

Let that shit come to you. So all the streamers, Phantom. Well, no, Phantom's been, you know, but he was skinny before. Cblue, a drill rapper, he stopped doing all the drill. He became a streamer. Went from skinny to like, imagine like you think. Because now it's like an elevated lifestyle. You don't gotta work for your food no more. You just buy it. That's true. Like,

And it's interesting to see how, because long long time ago the Romans, the beauty standard was big. Like if you're fat you're lit. Oh was it? Yeah like if you're fat you're like you're admired. Why? Because only rich people could get fat. Yeah. So it's whatever, whatever is harder to do. Why did they switch up that thing then? No it's because if you think about it, literally it's dead ass harder for you to be in shape than be fat.

Like regular people, it's easier for them to get fat. Yeah. Just don't work out and eat a lot. But back in the day, there wasn't even enough food to get fat, fam. So the fat people were, oh shit, look at him. He's big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but... He's got money. Because if you think of the slaves were the ones that were these because they're the ones that are working hard in Roman times, right? That's true, that's true. Yo, I don't know if you knew this, but...

Did you know the Purge was real? The Purge? Like, you know the Purge the movie. Like, everybody's doing crime and you can do whatever you want. That was real. Like in Paris, like a few months ago? No. Like, it was a real thing that they used to do a long, long time ago. When? So, in the Roman Empire, there was this thing called, I think it was a celebration of Saturn? Something like that. But it happened during wintertime. Not wintertime, but Christmas time. Literally, I think the 18th to like the 25th.

It was the celebration of Saturn. And during that time, every single person could do whatever they wanted. And they encouraged people to steal, to do crime, to just enjoy yourself however you please. Why? Like, let yourself go. Why? And the psychology behind it is crazy. So pretty much, they wanted them to go out full purge, right? And cause, like, really shitty things to happen. Right.

so that they can remind the people that it's better to be under their rule. Because if you think about it, - Reverse psychology kind of thing? - No, just showing people that, look at all the chaos that can happen if we just let you guys do shit. - Oh, okay. - So it makes them believe in like, okay, he's a good ruler because he keeps shit in line.

But it was like a celebration at the same time. So everybody's like partying and shit. Everybody's doing whatever they want. That's smart. But what happens, obviously there's people that die and there's people that like go through really bad things that happen to them. Yeah. And then once it's done, once everybody's like, I guess sober, they realize, oh fuck, look at all the shit we did. Holy smokes. And then go, yo, I'm so grateful it's over, this and that. But they really got their true desires to come out and then they went ahead and did it. That's actually so cool.

Yo, that's actually super smart. It's smart as fuck. Yo, in theory, you know how like events repeat themselves? Say like we, the people, finally don't listen to the govie. And we finally like there's no more teams. Like we're all on one. Yeah. You think that shit's gonna happen again? Yo, low key, it might. Like I think...

It will always come back around. Because people will get sick of what they have regardless. That's my theory. I think no matter what, you're always going to want what you don't have. And unless you change your mindset about it. Because even if you think about it, a lot of people that are single, they want to be in a relationship. A lot of people in a relationship, they want to be single. It doesn't matter. You're always kind of thinking on the what if because I don't have it right now.

And then it becomes a thing of you're here and there. You're here and there. But you stay at bay because of the consequences. But it's always the you want something, but you can't. You want something, but you can't. And that temptation and that, I guess, like energy to it, that's low-key what makes humans go. You know, it gets their attention. It really makes them, I guess, like move, you know? Because in the same way,

It's used in marketing, products, the most scarce products. That's the ones we want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the ones we want. The ones that are expensive because there's not a lot of it, this and that. Yeah, because if you really bag it, like Prada and Balenciaga, imagine it can switch up any time and be like, oh, for the people, and it wouldn't be as hype no more. Yeah.

Like, yeah, now it's become... It can switch up any time to a rich consumer lifestyle to, no, that's just regular. If they really just want to do that. But it's always dependent on the mass. It's always dependent on, like, what the majority of people think. Yeah, but to get to the masses, you have to throw in the little things, like, the little mind tricks to get them there, right? Because, like, you're not...

I don't know. It's like if it's in front of your face, it's like, no, that's too easy. I see it. You're not going to go to that, right? Nah. What do you mean, nah? I don't know. Do you think you could live Amish? No, probably not. No. Oh, if I was born into that lifestyle? Nah, but if you're born with it, that's light. Like, that's not even serious. Yeah, I would, but...

Going from this. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't think I would. I don't think I would. Could you ever? No, I don't think. Because there's too much dopamine in this lifestyle. So unless like something switches me like I don't want to live this life no more, which probably won't. You feel me? I couldn't do that. Damn. But that's just the basic needs of survival, though. If you really bag it, that means you can't live under just the basic needs of survival. You have to live to some sort of

I guess. Yeah. I guess like, I don't know. Attention suckers. That's the best way of describing that shit, man. No, in fact, I'm not denying it. Entertainment, I guess. Because 90% of people wouldn't because now it's like, it's just too crazy of a switch up, man.

So there's this movie, it's called The Village. Okay. And this is a crazy plot twist because what happens in this village, they pretty much live like Amish people where they don't have any technology, no contact to the outside world really. And-

they're just living in together by their own means food everything like that yeah now the everybody in the village is told that they're not allowed to go outside of the gates because there's creatures that would kill them and they're told there's these like there's dead ass like monsters that will eat them and and feed on them yeah and hunt them down now this one woman

Oh, yo, I forgot what happened exactly. I think somebody was sick and they needed to get medicine, but they couldn't get that medicine in the village. They needed to go out to the outside world. Yo, this one gets trippy, fam. So the girl, she goes against the village's, I guess, rule and she sneaks out. Oh, shit. And when she goes to sneak out, bruh, when she goes to sneak out, she obviously sees like one of the monsters and shit, right? Yeah.

But she's smart. Somehow, she's able to trick the monster to fall into like a pit and kill himself. But when she went to go investigate the monster, she looked at the thing

And it's a costume. Wait, what? That shit was a costume? It was one of the villagers. Oh. So they tricked the whole village into thinking there's monsters and shit that are scaring them and keeping them away from leaving. Yeah. Now, she went back to the village and she realized, yo, holy shit. Like,

She looked in the cabin and found like five different costumes. Yeah, fam. And they were literally just controlling and keeping them there. Damn. And when she left, so she was able to escape. Yeah. This is where it gets really trippy. Yeah.

We think that this takes place in like the 19-shit, like maybe like the 1930s or whatever, because they're all farming and stuff. She dips out of the gate way, way, way outside into like, I guess, the public. And finds real monsters. No, no, no. That's a crazy plot twist. No, but she literally finds cars. She finds like technology and...

What happened was she was living in almost like a zoo enclosure. Yeah, yeah, obviously. It was literally like a gated, almost like a natural reservation, like cut off from the whole world. Yeah. But they were living there against everybody knowing, like nobody knew they were living there. Yeah. And the police like obviously investigated and shit and cracked that whole thing down. Damn.

But they were holding people against their own will. Is it based on a true story? I don't know because this shit could happen, right? Yeah. Like who knows? Facts. Imagine you're out in the night and you see a monster but you see a zipper in the back. Like what the fuck? Let me just unzip this. There's this anime too that's very similar. It's called The Promised Neverland. Oh, I heard of that. You heard of it? Someone told me to watch that. It's trippy. It's trippy? It's trippy because these kids, oh my god, these kids, they grow up

And they all just listen to this one lady and they're pretty much waiting to be adopted by a family. And each one of them, they're just like, they have their own bed. They just know everybody in the place and they all have a number. They're like tagged on their neck. Yeah, yeah. Weird as shit, right? Now, one of the girls, she gets chosen to get adopted to a family. Like a family's gonna adopt her and shit. Yeah, yeah. Now,

The mother, the only adult in the whole facility, she goes and takes her to go meet the parents. Everybody else, all the other kids are staying in the house.

But something happened. She accidentally left her favorite teddy bear and she left it at the crib. So the other kids, oh no, she left the bunny or whatever. So she took it. There's three kids that took it and went to go give it to her. But she was already far ahead. They went ahead and run straight to where they're going to. But it's already too late because they couldn't find the girl. They didn't know where...

she went and they're just like waiting behind a car and they hear voices and they look to the corner and they see like this big demon taking the girl killing her and eating her so what that whole facility was for was to farm kids to consume but they thought that's just their whole life

So they're breeding kids and feeding them to like monsters. That's why they have the cattle type of tag. And what's even crazier, because they actually consume the brain part. And the more, I guess, the younger or sorry, I think the older a kid is,

there's more brain matter in it because they're smart right yeah yeah and the whole goal of having kids there and and teaching them stuff was to get them smarter and smarter and smarter so they're tastier so if you're like a high if you're like a high iq you're worth a lot and you taste better so this is like an elevated like um what's that one the the jack and jill oh no not jack and jill just kind of like that i guess though the one where they uh got fat and like

the witch wanted to eat him. Yeah, yeah, that's Jack and Jill. So it was like elevated version. Yeah, it's like elevated. Like they're trying to get them nice and tasty, making them smart. Yo, you should always drink that drink before. But yo, I don't know why, but I was just looking at your lips. Low key, it was hard to comprehend because you were like, I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know why but I called it like I was gonna start getting tired at 40 Yeah, I don't know why it feels like you just took a perk And I was like saying yeah in the story but like low-key I was like whoa No pretty much like kids got eaten. Yeah, that's all you need to know it's got you did that's it summary kids Kids got eaten. We're not talking about you know, I mean, yeah

But I just realized that, bro. Oh, you know, there was an NBA player. I don't know if RJ showed you this. What? Kai Jones on the Charlotte Hornets. Nah, I didn't see. He went on live and it was so obvious that he was off like some type of drug. Yeah. And it's so funny because like all of the Charlotte Hornets players unfollowed him right after that. I'm going to show you the video. Wait, why? What did he do? No, because he was just like acting like he was on drugs and shit like that.

He was acting a fool. Yeah, it wasn't bad for business. What the fuck? What the fuck? So taken. The Charlotte Hortons is usually known for so much fuckery. The Mellos on there, right? Yeah, yeah. There's people sipping lean. Miles Bridges, he hit a girl. Oh, shit. Charlotte Hortons is just like the drugged out team. What the fuck? Yeah, it's funny. But there's always going to be...

I guess, lore to a team. You know what I mean? Do you think, depending on, I guess not, but like, depending on what the team's values are or even subconsciously, like, let's say you name your team after a mascot. You think they'll start acting like

that animal or that thing because subconsciously they say it to themselves we are let's say the wolverines we're the wolverines and then they subconsciously think like a wolverine or whatever I don't think it's that deep I don't know yeah maybe not but I feel like it really depends on like who's the leader of the team like what I noticed is we were playing like pickup soccer right and Charon was choosing people based on their skill and Miles was choosing based on who plays together the best

Right. So it's easier to lead a team that already has chemistry. But say you have LeBron, James, Kobe, but it's like clashing. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Like I started a jumpers on basketball team. I might I might vlog the whole season because it's going to be a funny season. And but I chose it based on. Yeah, I don't want players that are good. I want players that I can have fun with.

So imagine the whole like lore team like we have all this chemistry and we actually win a championship That would be crazy because it's the chemistry that matters. It's the chemistry that matters. That's like coach Carter fam Yeah, exactly. Coach Carter He didn't necessarily want them to be like the star player always shooting and shit They want them to like pass and work together because that's what matters I think if you really like deep it the chemistry matters so much is because

It's not reliant on the energy of one person. It has to pass around. Yeah, because if you have like an energy in one, it can take you so far, especially if it's like a Kobe Bryant or whatever. But when the energy, they feed off of each other and they grow together. It's that bundle the sticks mentality. So I think in the Aboriginal, sorry, not the Aboriginal, the indigenous tribes, they have this saying, like one arrow, it's weak.

But a bundle of arrows you can't break. You can't break, yeah. Yeah. It's deep, bro. I know. And even like, since you're making a movie, you probably casted the thing based off their chemistry. Yeah, looky. Because imagine like, so say, what do you call this? You have a female lead, right? Yeah. But a famous actor goes, oh, I actually want to do that. And she's like high up. But it doesn't match with you, obviously. Yeah.

It has to match. You would probably take it? Or would you get that just so you can bump up the views? What's more important? And I already know what you're going to say. The thing is though, if that act... Because usually, if an actress is that skilled or an actor is that skilled, what they're skilled at is...

working with the chemistry yeah yeah and i guess that's why they're so what do you call it it's so high highly uh coveted yeah but would it fit the role though it would that's different yeah it has to match the role exactly because you can't fake something you can but it's not gonna come out right yeah it's like if i were to sit here and pretend i'm somebody else like that's not yeah

it's not gonna like come across well. - Yeah. That's why whenever you wear the Destroy Lonely shirt, I get pissed off. Cause like that's how you, you fucking poser. Give me that. - It's just a black lounge sleeve, fam. - No, it says Destroy Lonely on it. You're not allowed to wear that, you fucking poser.

I get pissed off so many times. Low key, I might have to sell it, bro. Yeah, it is bad, though. It is bad. I don't know why, but it's always... There's a theory that every time I wear something bad happens, right? Oh, and you know, there's more lore on... You know how Demi was coked up on... Who? Demi Lovato was coked up during Camp Rock? No, she wasn't. What? You don't know that? What?

So like... Like at least count to three then. Fam, back this. When Demi... Every time Demi's like smiling, she'll watch it back. She goes like this.

Like, you know the Demi Lovato smile. She's always like... Oh, shit. And, like, you can watch back. Her eyes and shit are like this. Like, people noticed it. No way. Yeah. I never noticed. And Alison Stoner, her castmate, came out with more lore. Because I think she did a whole, like, came out interview with this. Like, exposing the directors. They said the final scene where they were, like, dancing in, like, shorts and t-shirts. Yeah. The directors made them do that during a Canadian winter. Yeah.

Yo, so it's... They're freezing. So watch it back. Everyone go watch back Camp Rock, the final jam. You can see their breath when they're singing. You can see the gas come out or like the air come out of their thing. Because you know when it's cold? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're smoking. Oh, shit. When they're singing... So they just made it look like that. Exactly. So imagine, to put it in reference, she said the directors and crew members had parkas on and heating packs. And...

And everybody else was freezing and shit. But they were still cold, the directors. Fuck. Some people were turning blue. They were slipping on the stage. But the directors, I don't know why, but they had to shoot that day and made all these kids do that. Yeah. So it's very fucked up. Damn. Yeah, see, the unethical side of art is kind of fucked up. It is. That's the only problem. Yeah, yeah. And it gets really iffy there because...

You could really say like some art was made through tragedy or I guess unethical ways. Camp Rock was iconic ass movie, bro. But like, that's what I'm saying. But you'll never like realize that until someone comes out. It sucks because you have to attach it to what it is for what it is. Or do you attach it to like how it was made? You know what I mean? I guess that's the hard part. I think you have to attach it to what, like how it happened. I don't know, to be honest. Cause like, let's, let's say...

you listen to music and then you're your favorite for example X and he was kind of you know not the best example like the Empson thing like the Empson thing with Miles Morales you wouldn't view Spider-Man the same you know fuck so it is attached like I don't know but the problem I have though is everybody wants to fight all these social justice battles we literally have rappers talking about killing people and y'all like are acceptant of it

Damn, that's murder. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? But we're so like... Passed through like... The wind is like... Who cares? Yeah, like nobody cares for some reason. Like what the fuck? I know. Like yo... It's weird. You know what I mean? Like the moment somebody says something about like... Another social justice issue... Yeah. All of a sudden it's a problem...

Oh, but murder y'all, you're good. And then when Christian rap comes in the scene like Yeezy or even anything different from murdering, that's like, that's not rap. Yeah, it's weird. Why does it have to be? I know. Why does that have to be rap? You know what I mean? Yeah, it's weird, bro. I guess, man. Shit, fuck, man. I think... You know what? I still listen to like rock right now. And it's...

It's so weird to think that that used to be what was popular, but it still... It changed. Like, it was such a great of a sound. Like, everybody was listening. Yeah. But it becomes different as time goes. And why is it not the same? Like, you can't take somebody from this era and just throw them and listen to that. Like, in the past. I guess...

I can, maybe quite a few others can, but the majority of people can't. And why is that though? Because if it's such like classic music and that was such like a push for its time, what were the, I guess, I guess variables that made it different, like made them not want it, want to like it or made them like it? Hmm.

Hmm, that's interesting. Was it like, um, because I know rock is very hardcore. Not exactly. Yeah, what? Not all of it. Because, like, I take back what I said about, like, all the old heads saying, like, it's not as violent as before. Because, fam, I see some interviews and GGL was, like, throwing shit on, like, the people in the crowd. Well, it depends. That's, like, punk. Yeah. Oh, that's not rock, though? That's, like... That is punk rock. That's, like, metal. That's, like, metal. Okay, well, but it was... I feel like it was definitely hardcore that...

Nowadays like even like you say something bad about something little like, you know Twitter it'll get on your ass So imagine I don't think you could do that. Like I don't think you could go back to like what they're doing You know, I have a theory. Yeah that the reason there's no I get I guess like not a lot of relationships right now Yeah, it's because the relationships like there's not as much like marriages and true love right now is because the music

I have a theory. Because listen, back in the day, all these rock songs and like ballads and all of that shit, they're all about romance, fam. It's all love story type of music. Now it's all... Oh, let me add to that thing. Yeah. Sexy red. Yeah, it's all about...

Dating multiple people. Yeah. And like there was a theory too where how sexy Red, they're using her to fucking make like all the girls go crazy and like just live the outside life. You know, like, oh, we're outside, shit like that. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because all of her tracks, ski, I'm outside, pop my pussy, you know, like shit like that, like twerk on everyone. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, why is there such a push on her?

You know what I mean? It's so good. And I know it's like, as soon as like the push is done, they'll introduce another woman, try to make it as, uh, same thing. Yeah. As, as like slimy as possible. Like, you know, like I'm also another one. Cause the last year was, um, lotto. Yeah. Even before that, it was like Cardi B or whoever, you know what I mean? Megan Thee Stallion. Like it's all the same, bro. But you know why it's crazy? Cause girl rap this summer was way better than guy rap. Because even guys were singing those songs. Yeah.

That actually was, I'm not gonna count. So imagine like yo, they're really like pushing it crazy now. And that, yo, it reflects society fam. We're all complaining about, oh, there's no more love. There's no more like this and that. Because y'all are indulging in shit that makes you think that way. So imagine like you just go listen to Keisha Cole. Like that was times before. Like it was very gentle. Like even listen to Usher. Yeah, listen to R&B. Honestly. Honestly.

there's really good R&B artists right now but it's not as pop I want to say popular but it's not as like mainstream anymore for some reason I don't know why R&B fell off so crazy because it's such a great it's such a great genre I know what the fuck even I used to hate on it but like sometimes I can't listen to rap so much so I went to R&B and like my people showed me and I used like it's such a great energy yeah yeah I love R&B and shit I listen I deadass listen to everything

And the way I see what's popular and what's not popular, it's so prevalent when I see people. I understand exactly what they would listen to and how they would act is based off what they listen to. It's deadass programming. The more you listen and play it into your head, you're going to end up like that regardless. And it's not necessarily your fault.

Well, it is kind of your fault, fam, to be honest. No, it's not. It's your fault for not, I guess, changing once you know. Okay. It's not your fault originally, but it's your fault once you realize. You get that? Yeah, I get that. Like, if I listen to rap music all the time, I know what it does, but I still listen to it. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. But how come there's no PSAs about that shit? There's only PSAs about, like...

Because you know media is already controlled by like the people that want you to do bad. So why would they say oh, you know what I mean? There was never no PSA about nothing bad. Fam, on a cigarette, the crazy thing like the only disclaimer is like oh it fucks you up and that's it. No, that's pretty bad though. Yeah, but men are still gonna smoke it regardless. Like it doesn't really matter. Like they do it in the smallest font. Like you know what I mean? The fine print. I know.

Yo, you know what, fam? You know what I just realized? Like, I saw this TikTok. Did you know aluminum foil is really bad for you? Oh, yeah. And I used to put that in my teeth.

What the fuck were you putting there? Yeah, yeah. For grills. When you put it for a rocher, it's better. It's gold. I know. I used to love silver, though. No, but like cooking with aluminum foil, especially if you burn it, there's contaminants that go in your thing. Oh, yeah, but who's really cooking? Oh, like when you put it in a toaster? Yeah, everything. Oh, what the fuck? You put it in a toaster, use it for barbecue. What? Yeah, everything. Like you use aluminum foil, the contaminants go in your food. And you know what it leads to? What?

Some of the most common problems in people, one of them being Alzheimer's, mental health issues, and all these other things because of the contaminants of the aluminum. And that's why, like, you know, people avoid deodorants with aluminum in them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the exact reason why.

Very interesting stuff. And I didn't know this, but even your skin, it absorbs so much just from whatever's dropped on it. I didn't bag that, bro. What do you mean? So, you know how we think whatever...

is in our body comes through our mouth right? yeah you know you can literally just like put water on onto your skin and you'll absorb it absorb it? yeah fam you didn't bag it like that? what? so like when you're taking taking a shower you're absorbing well yeah you're absorbing water but like this is a good yeah okay a great example you know the nicotine patches?

Yes, fam. You just put that shit on you and you can absorb it through your skin. But I never really think about it like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a lot of soaps and lotions that are really, really bad for us that when you put it on your skin, you absorb it and it fucks up your hormones and everything like that. Yeah. But we don't really take that in because we always...

We always think you consume things through your mouth. But nah, you consume it through your nose too and your skin. Your skin is the largest organ on your body. It's everywhere, bro. And like, you know, it's crazy too because it's like, I've seen the shoppers. So like, say you go to shoppers. There's a drug mart, by the way. Like pharmacy and shit. Shoppers drug mart, yeah. So you'll see like the five-in-one lotion and the five-in-one...

conditioners. Yeah. But those are actually super shit for you. They're really bad. Yeah, because obviously, like, my friends would roast me, like, you use that shit? You use that? Yeah, obviously. What the hell? I didn't know nothing about this until I started looking up. And then, but you see, like, the homemade black, like, say, black Asian products, like, Indian products. They're on, like, the lower shelf. You'll never see them. Mm.

But those are the ones that are actually good for you. Yeah, those are the ones that are good for you. You know what I mean? Like, as soon as I started, like, using actual, like, maybe, like, herb-infused, like, shampoo, conditioner, like, it started, my hairs went from, I went, I usually, like, go like this. Yeah. And you'll see hair, a couple hairs fall out. Oh, shit. And I stopped using that. Because you're using the 5-in-1. The 5-in-1, bro. Holy fuck. Like, that shit is getting to me, bro. Wait, what the fuck are the 5? I don't know.

I don't know, like, you get conditioner, you get shampoo, you get, uh, fucking, I don't know, like, oils. Holy shit. But you see, but you see other things like, ooh, 5 in 1, like, I get value. Yo, but the other thing is like, it's like toxins. Holy shit.

My goodness. You could probably use it as like Windex and clean your mirror. You've seen the Nair hair removal video? Yeah, that's fucked. That's fucked. Yo, that's so... Wait, what are you talking about? Wait, what? What?

What are you talking about? I was thinking about the pranks. Oh, you definitely haven't seen it. So this YouTuber, he's doing like a whole clean my ass theory. I mean, clean my ass video. And he's like, he's like just talking through like, he's like, oh yeah, this is what I did. And then it flashes his bum. And like, guys, people have been showing like their parents to catch the mob guard. And the parents are like, what the hell, man?

So if you want to go, go watch the hair, my butt, my hair butt removal video. Why do you want to watch that? Because it's like trending and shit. Ew, bro. No, I thought you were talking about like the shampoo pranks. They put nair in the shampoo, bro. Ew, ew. No, so like they accidentally make themselves go bald. Oh, that's fucked. That's fucked.

You can- I'll sue. That's so fucked. If I find that- If I'm in the video and I find that person, I'll sue, fam. That's so fucked, bro. But you can also sue, like, um, going back to tapeworms and shit. Yeah. Like, uh, some guy found, like, a little tapeworm because he thought it was mayo. Ew! Because it was white. Ew! And it was small. But he started seeing it going up, like, moving, you know? Ah, that's nasty. You know what I mean? That's nasty, bro. And, like, you can find that in pork super easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, this is crazy.

And that's why Islam's banned pork or something. If you take a pig and then you put white wine all over its belly, you'll see maggots come through. Oh, that's so gross.

Yeah, like they'll seep out like out of the skin. That's so nasty, dog. Is it Muslims that ban pork? Yeah, it is. Okay, okay. That's right. Muslims, they don't eat pork. Muslims, yeah. Muslims ban pork. But yeah, that's fucking crazy. I know, it's just interesting in that way. Like, it is really bad for you, Loki. I still eat bacon like once in a while. Oh yeah, I feel sure you bake it. Because Filipinos, they love like lechon and shit. Yeah.

But I don't know why. I just... That's like the one food I can't. Yeah. And you know what? Sometime I really sketch about when I go on like a vacations to a resort and I see all the flies and shit coming in. It's like, obviously that shit is not new. Even like you go to Mandarin. You don't know how long those chicken wings have been sitting.

You know what I mean? Yo, we're too much of pussies, fam, to be honest. Yeah, I know, I know. This is like some first world problems, bro. Yeah, I know. I took a step back and I didn't realize what we were talking about. Like, holy shit. But at the same time, it's like, yeah, that shit is gross. Like, end of the day, it is gross.

Like some pussy shit to be honest. If we're real, like there's so much we complain about or think is a nuisance. We have to realize, yo, like for example, people would love to want to just eat food. Period. Like people are hungry, bro. And for us to complain about flies around, shit, it's kind of sad. I know. I'm thinking about it.

It's kind of sad. People out there will eat the flies. I know, I know. I've seen a video of like, this is dead ass what they do. They take a pan and they collect the flies like this. And then they make it in a burger. And then they fry it and then eat it. Because that's what they have to eat. You know what I mean? But we're complaining about like a one-two hair in the meal. And we throw that shit out. Fam, just eat it. Just take it out, bro. It's probably shampooed anyway. You know what I mean? Fuck that.

You know, hair is super bad for you, bro. Eating hair is bad for you? Yeah, super bad. Wait, why? Because all the germs in it and it gets contaminated. Is it actually that bad? Yes. I didn't know this personally, but I see like some video like, you know, some shit that changes your life. Like the, the, uh,

The thing in the washroom, the air dryer. Yeah, that's bad for you. Yeah, so, like, imagine, like, the hair and, like... You know, that's not even that bad, like, if you really take it in. They did an actual scientific study. Like, the air, the hair... Sorry, not the hair. The hand dryers...

It's bad for you because the air comes onto your hands. But it's the exact same if you just walk into the washroom. Why? Because the air inside the washroom is filled with pee. It's filled with bacteria. If you can smell it, it's already touching you. Yeah.

All of that stuff is in the room already. It's in the air, fam. I remember when men were drinking out the NYC H2O. RJ drank it and he's like, ew, there's something in it. That shit is directly connected to the washroom. Ew, ew. No, that's not what it was from. Ew, ew. That's not what it was from. Yes, it was. I have a theory it was just from BG's braces. Ew, ew.

That shit happens to me. I have braces and food stuck in my teeth too. Ew. And I was drinking the same fucking thing. Ew. Ew. That shit is gross. That's why it's important if you have braces, you have to like clean it all the time and shit. Do you? I doubt you do. No, I do. Yeah. But like I have to, you know what I mean? I have to use like a pick or something. Yeah. And that's something also, I was telling like, uh, Brandon was telling me about, I,

I forgot like you had braces on. Yeah. And like imagine like the day you get off braces. I don't think it would be so different. Why? I don't know. Because like the majority of time I see you and I've talked to you for so long now that I just seen you with braces. So I don't know, man. I think I'm going to get grills. No, no, no. Not grills. No, because I'm going to get like a clean grill because there's like...

I don't know. I like having metal on my teeth. I'm used to it. I'm used to it. Yeah, but I was going to say just keep the braces on even if your shit is straight. Like Uzi. Keep the braces on? Yeah, like Uzi. What the fuck was the point? How his shit was still straight and then just keep it on because that's such a look. Okay.

I don't know. I'm going to get like a... I'm going to get like, I don't know, something like clean. It doesn't hurt you at this point, I like, because you're just... Does it hurt? What do you mean? Like when you're eating food, like it doesn't hurt at all no more? No, when you get it tight in, it hurts. Oh, when you get it tight in. Yeah, when you get that shit tight in. And like, I don't know, it like pushes your jaw and shit. How was your first week? Because I know the first week is always tough. It's not that bad. Really? You know what it feels like? It feels like... Actually, it's kind of bad. Yeah, yeah. No, you know what it feels like? It literally feels like...

Like you're biting on a loose tooth. Biting on a loose tooth. So you ever had a loose tooth as a kid? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ew.

Yeah, that's what it feels like. But I'm not a bitch, bro. I'll eat food regardless. And I eat the food that I'm not supposed to eat with braces on, to be honest. Like gum and shit? No, you're not supposed to eat popcorn. You're not supposed to eat hard foods. Like toast and bread, you're not supposed to eat. I eat that shit anyway. See, I was blessed. Because if you look back at my old pictures, I had right here, like the Timmy Turner. Like a gap? Yeah, and I don't know how miraculously, thank God, it just closed by itself.

Probably you just didn't fit in yet. Yeah, that's probably what it is. Because sometimes like back then like I thought my nose was super big and I didn't like my nose. Like that was like one of my biggest insecurities. But like as soon as I grew like my face grew into my nose. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like shit like that. So it's like now I love my nose. Yeah, like kids. Yo, low-key kids are still. If you're young and listening to this right now, like don't be worried about your appearance.

because that's not your final form. I know. That's not your final form. It's so easy to be, I guess, insecure about your acne, how you look and shit. Bro, to be honest, everybody at your age at the time is going through the same thing. Don't even worry. Don't even stress. When you're our age, you won't even laugh at it. Oh, man, I was really insecure about that shit. Trust me, it's not that serious. It may feel serious, and I get it,

I was like that too. I understand, but it's not that serious. Yeah, I know. You'll get past that. When I was a kid, bro, I used to always freaking put product in my hair. Remember when I had like spiky hair? Yeah, yeah. And I wouldn't go outside the crib without like putting. Without doing it, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and it was such a thing to do. It was such a like, oh, I need to do it or else I'm not. Because you have to look good. Yeah, I'm not going to look good. Yeah. Because my hair would be like this and shit, you know? But starting college, you didn't fucking care, right?

Yeah, you had it like down and shit like now I was growing my hair Oh, yeah, you're growing your hair So it just looked crazy. But like the fact that you didn't care about it's like I was always wearing hats I was my hat era. Look really does my hat era. That's good. That's cool And yeah at one point it's just like who even cares? Yeah, honestly the person that you want you to love you You don't want them to love you about your appearance. You want them to love you about like, oh

who you really are. Yeah, bro. Because if you find someone, let's say you're crushing on somebody that's kind of shallow and they only like you because you're pretty or you're handsome, whatever, fam, what about the days you don't look good? Are you going to feel shit to yourself? Yeah. Because you don't trust in the loyalty that they have because they don't love you for who you are. Like, not physically. Mm-hmm.

You know what I mean? You want to have a connection that's deeper than that. That's why you always got to take a girl swimming first date. Just kidding. Take a girl swimming. Just kidding. To see her true final form. Yo, if a girl can't swim, is that an ick? If a girl can't swim? Nah. I don't think so either. But if a guy can't swim. I know, bro. Which is so fucked. Which is so fucked. I don't know why society made it that way. But also, no. What's an ick is like when they're trying to run underwater.

Have you seen those videos? Have you seen those videos where they're trying to run? Yeah, but it's survival, bro. I don't knock on survival. No, no, not survival, but even in the shallow pool and then you go down and see what they're doing and they're running. Oh, yeah, when it's floating in the air like this.

That's an ick. Bro, I've seen so many videos of like girls saying their guys' icks and it's a hundred list like, oh, you can't even laugh at something. Yeah, you can't even do regular shit, bro. Hey, man, we're breaking that shit, man. Not everything is an ick. Everyone is individual. I think the funniest shit, it's not even, what do we have to call it? We just call it something like you look funny. You don't like, yeah. Yeah, you just look funny doing. Exactly. The funniest one is when you're on a diving board. Yeah. If you hit one of these on the diving board.

That's not funny as shit. Yo, you could be the most handsome person, most prettiest girl. If you're hitting this on the diamond board, you're a joke. I'm sorry, you're a joke, bro. That's actually facts, bro. Holy smokes. But yeah, man. Yo. Yeah. When I was in Bahamas... What happened, bro? So...

So, okay, I'm gonna give a backstory. So, my dog, my dog Diego, when he, he's kind of older now. He used to be able to run up the stairs and go down the stairs no problem, right? But there's a couple of times this motherfucker, he fell. Oh, shit. And then he like tumbled down the stairs and shit. Oh, shit. It was pretty bad. He survived. He's fine now. But every time he goes to the end, like the top of the stairs and he wants to go down, he'll just wait there and like, you know what I mean? Like crying shit. Yeah.

So my dad in Bahamas...

We ended up going to this place, I think it's called the Blue Hole? Something like that. Woah! The Blue Hole? I think that's what it's called. Yeah, what the heck? And it's like a big ass like, crevice. Or not even a crevice, like a- Yeah, but you dive in. Yeah. And the Red Sea. No, it's not the Red Sea. It's, it's, this is in Bahama. It's probably named the same thing. Oh, okay, okay. But it's, it's something similar. Okay, okay. But it's like super deep. Yeah. But anyways, it's a cliff jump. And my dad's like the bravest man, obviously, right? Holy shit. So he goes up to the top. And he hits the Diego. Boom, boom. Boom, boom.

He said it himself. He's like, I pulled a Diego. Fuck, man. Nah, bro. I don't blame him. I don't blame him, bro. No, but that shit was tall, bro. No, I would do that too. But there was something in me that really wanted me to go do it and try it myself and see if I was as brave. But I knew like, ah, nah, let's not do that. Let's not do that. Yeah. I'm just trying to embarrass myself. Because it's so funny because he would go to the top and obviously when somebody goes to the top, everybody on the beach is watching, right? Because they're like, oh, it's just somebody's going to do it.

He had like people up there. Oh my God. And he just shaky like... And they're all like waiting for something to happen. And he didn't do it? Everybody has their phones out and stuff. He's just shaking. Bro's just shaking. And he never went down, bro. Damn. Never went down, man. That's kind of funny still. Yo. Yo.

But honestly, if I went myself, I feel like I would be... I would feel super powerful. No. I should have just done it, man. I would feel like Superman. For the peer pressure of people watching, I think you have to jump. There's no going back. I remember the bungee jumping one. Yeah. There was this Chinese woman who... The guy said, Oh, yeah, just yell out loud. And then on three, I'll push you. I mean, you have to go, okay? Because I can't push you. So the lady, Three, two, one. Ah!

And she's just standing there. Oh, she didn't go? Yeah, she's like, the guy's like, what do you mean? He's like, oh, count down again. Three, two, one. Ah, and she screamed again. She didn't go. The guy's like, do you want to go down? She's like, no, no. She's like, nah, I don't want to go down. What the fuck? Honestly, I think it depends on like who's around you. They'll make you do it. Yeah. Not necessarily even just like them kind of persuading you, but them almost like...

Being there. Yeah. Their presence makes you do it. If he's a daredevil, you're going to want to do it. So there's this one time my family was making halo-halo. And there was a jar. It was like... It was so hard to open, right? Yeah. Pass it around the family. This is crazy, right? So my uncle...

He was a bodybuilder back in the day. They give it to him first, obviously. And he's trying and trying. He couldn't do it. He put like the, what do you call it? The cloth over it. Couldn't pop it, right? Pass it to my dad. My dad's huge. Does it? Can't do it. Can't do it. Blah, blah, blah. And then they're like, you have to heat it up. You have to heat it up. Heat it up? And then my ass, what I do, I'm like, let me try it. Yeah.

And then my uncle said something. The moment he said it, changed my life. So he went, oh, you think you're stronger than us? Oh, shit. I took the jar. I went like this. And I told myself, even if my hands break, I'm opening this jar. I went, hmm. Hmm. I looked at myself, oh, fuck. And then I went back, hmm.

And I popped that shit off, bro. I popped that shit off. Because you just didn't want your ego. Yeah. No. When my uncle said that, fam, my hands were going to break that day. Yeah, fam. No matter what, my hands are going to break. I'm opening that shit up. And I actually opened it. And I look around the room, like... Yeah.

So saying the way to trigger you is like, you gotta threaten you that you can't do this. That's your number one thing. You have to be in a go mode. Low key, if you're in a go mode, and whatever that takes for you to get in that go mode is done. I think everybody has it in them. Maybe some people, they really need to find it. But once you get in that mode...

All you see is red. All you see is boom. You pulled the Israel Adesanya when he looked at his opponent and said, I'm ready to die. Yeah, that type of shit. And when you see that, holy shit, like what can you do? You already lost because that guy is willing to die. You're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not. Fam, that jar was being opened. That's what I'm saying. By all means necessary. Your hands were about to break. Yeah, fuck that. If I'm the jar, again, I'm opening, fam.

Yo, it was so funny, bro. And then, obviously, I got some respect that day. Yeah, yeah. But my uncle was like clowning me too. Ah, he feels nice. Wow, yo. I could never survive in your family. I'm sorry, bro. Like, he feels nice. Yeah. I forgot what I said. He said some shit along the lines of like, fuck. I forgot what he said. He said something like, oh, yeah, he feels nice. And like,

I've always been this cool. I said something like that. I said it, I was like, I've always been this cool. Nah, I would get fucking demolished at your family party. I feel bad for like the girlfriends and the boyfriends that you bring to those parties that don't know you guys. That get tested? Yeah, that get tested. Holy shit, man. But it's the testing that makes you strong, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, it's that type of stuff. Even the prom dates though, I felt bad for like, holy shit, man. It's just prom, bro. Bros getting paged at the door. Who the fuck houses this? No,

It comes with, I don't know, it's entertaining to us. You know, like when we were at New York, the border fam, the guy said, the guy already, where are you guys going? And I said, New York, right? And the guy's like, we're in New York.

I looked at the Carlos because my lines were already rehearsed. My lines were perfectly rehearsed. Yeah, we're going to New York. We're staying in this. But he pulled it. He pulled a switch. He's like, we're in New York, dumbass. I'm like, guys. So my boy says, no, we're going to New York. He says it again. We're in New York. So at this point, I'm like, oh, yeah, just arrest me at this point.

And I go, yo, New York City. Yeah, and he's like, oh, okay, yeah. I'm like, damn, bro. Bro, you already know your I'm scared, fam. You already know what I meant. Like, just be easy on me, man. So yeah, Wiko household, I'm never going back. You know what it is? I think it's like when you have so many people of like...

I guess almost an ego too. Yeah. Or high... It's like power. Yeah, like when you have a bunch of people that in like high physical power or even just mental power, they want to test it because it's entertaining to them. Yeah, yeah. I think bro was just bored because it's 4 a.m. He had nothing better to do. Yeah, it's one of those. He saw a little scared Asian. He was like, dude, we're in New York, dumbass. Yeah, he just wants to like test you. The way he said it to me felt like he was saying like, you're an idiot, like we're in New York. But no, you know what I meant.

Yeah. It's okay. Those type of people, they just do it for bullshit reasons. You know what I mean? And honestly, it might come from insecurity. Yeah. It might come from insecurity because...

I think the strongest people in the world, I guess physically maybe, are insecure. That's why they're trying to get more strong. Yeah, yeah. And that's why they go into positions like that to... If you bag it, right? Yeah, yeah. Because if they're really training that, that, that hard, yes, it's for themselves. And don't get me wrong. Like, it is for that. But it is an insecurity of like, I'm not strong enough yet. I'm not strong enough yet. That's why I train. But that's a good thing. That's a good thing because you do become stronger and you do become, I guess, almost invincible. You feel me? Yeah, yeah.

And once you get to that level and you're satisfied, then you're, oh my God, your life changes. It changes. You're so happy now because nothing affects you no more. Imagine you become UFC champion. Yeah. Holy shit. How do you feel? You probably, probably do anything. You probably think you could rap too. Yeah.

No, it just takes one example of you achieving something that you can now, oh yeah, everything in this world. And that was, what do you call this? That was me passing like a calculus course in high school because I really set my mind to it. Like even though I didn't want to do it. But like even though I didn't want to do it, I still passed it. Like, oh yeah, I can do anything. Yo, y'all can do anything, man. Believe in yourself. Believe in what you can do and just go do it. Honestly.

you'll find something in your life that will challenge you. But the moment you overcome that challenge, it will change. Keep God and work hard, man. That's all you need to know. All right, jumpers, jump out. Oh, sorry. What the fuck did I say? Thank you everyone for watching this episode of the Jumper Jump Podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Go on Spotify, Apple, download this podcast. We love you guys, man. I'm not sleeping tonight. I took too much caffeine. Jumpers, jump out. Deuces.