EP.135 - HELLO KITTY MURDER CASE, CRAZY ALIEN FOOTAGE & HOMELESSMAN SURVIVES OFF TINDER DATES
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- The more mistakes you make on camera, the more you realize who you are, feel me? And the more you can change who you are. - Facts, facts. - You're never gonna know exactly who you are, like nobody tells you. - I know. Oh, you know that book that you read? - Which one? - That we all read. - 48 laws of power? - No, no, the book that we all read in like kindergarten, right? - Which one? - So like the little spark, the rainbow fish. - The rainbow, yeah, I heard that one. - So take in the whole time,

That was given to us to read as like a little person, right? Yeah, still soaking up all this information, right? And did you know the main theme of that is like actually bad? Why why is it bad? So like the main isn't about being different? Yeah, I know but it plot twist. You don't you don't remember I don't remember the Rainbow Fish had like the sparkles and like all the kids would like go like look at that one Yeah, and then um all the other kids all the other fish were like, oh no, we don't want to we don't want to play with you You're different, right?

And then the fish goes to the octopus, like a random octopus. He said, oh, if you give your sparkles away, then they might be nicer to you. So bro, he gives all his fucking sparkles away. And at the end of the book, all the kids have the sparkles and everyone's same. Everyone's the same. Oh, because he gave it away. So yeah, he's not different anymore. He gave it away. So, so wisdom, what was the message at the end of the book? So it's like, uh, you can buy people's like, um, you can buy people's friendship instead of just being a nice person. Yeah.

Yo. And if you think about it at the time, that's what people were doing. Exactly. No, nobody was that different back in the day. Nobody. If you think about it, because at that time, the only weird people in society were either musicians or celebrities. Yeah. But nowadays, everybody has eyes on them for random reasons. Yeah. Everybody has like,

channel now now you can see everybody's like quirks and shit. Yo, take it I was at LCBO and I practice every day for my social What do you do? I was with my girl and in the middle of LCBO we were buying liquor. I was like turtles Everyone she's like shut the fuck. She's like, what are you doing? I was like, yo go watch the recent podcast

You gotta step it up. You gotta step it up now. Now you've done that part. Now you gotta go up to somebody and say it to them in their eyes. That is gonna need, like, more courage from me. Bro, I'm telling you, the moment you do that, you're gonna start unlocking some side quests, bro. There's some people I met in my life that I just talked to them for no reason. Deadass, like, back in university, I would talk to somebody for no reason, talking about some random shit. Yeah, yeah. And I unlock a mission. Mm-hmm.

Like I unlock like going to get tea with them. Yeah. Are you the type of guy who's like, okay, say you have like, you have bad service at a restaurant. Are you the guy, you know, like how your Filipino mom, like they'll usually complain for you, right? I'm never the type. You never like to complain? Yeah. Like even if I'm getting bad service, I would never go out my way and say, oh, like I'm not saying nothing. I don't know.

No, to be honest, if I... It depends how bad it was. Okay. If it was disrespectfully bad, then fuck that. Like, I have to get my shit fixed. But if it's, like, a little mix-up... Let's say there's, like, a hair in the food. I'm not gonna complain, like...

Oh my God, there's a hair in the food. Can you change this? Blah, blah, blah. Let me talk to my manager. I'm not going to do that shit. Yeah. But if it's something like I asked for this and they didn't give me this, then I'm going to say something. You would actually say something? Yeah. Fam, yo, I will never go to a Moxie's ever again. Especially the one in Richmond Hill. Oh my God. And my cousins are the type to like,

actually like oh uh can you tell me why he did this can you can you tell me i mean moxie is more expensive though so if you're paying for a lot of a lot of food or a lot of money on food then yeah you expect it to be worth it so taken we came in right we got seated right away so after a waiter sat us down he didn't you know when waiters are supposed to be like oh

Can I get you anything to start? Like waters, anything fam? He sat us down and went and left. I'm like, wait, what? Okay. That happens. He leaves us for an hour, an hour of just sitting fam. That's quite a long time. Our new waiter comes up to our plate.

And I'll come up to our table. It's like oh, can we get you guys started? I'm like, bro. We've been here for a thing. We've been started So boom an hour goes by again just to get our food fam So we've been at the place for at least like maybe two and a half hours at this point and then order nothing Yes, nothing

And so when food comes out, bro, food comes out and everything is wrong. Some guy ordered, my cousin ordered a cheeseburger with bacon and no onions. - Was it busy that day? - It wasn't, it was like, it was like, okay busy. It wasn't like a rush. - What did they bring him out? - Fam, so- - Mashed potatoes? - No. - What did they bring him out? - So he ordered a burger with bacon and no onions. Fam, it came with onions and no bacon. Fam, fam, so another person- - It comes with onion, no burger.

It's because of the bun and onions inside Sam take in we also we also order a dry rub ribs. Yeah. Yeah The waiter it was wet But she goes out and just like yo did anybody order chicken bites everyone looking around the table like nah Right, and then the waiter tells the other waiter fam. That's dry ribs. How does the waiter doesn't know what that is?

Maybe the way it was new bro. Oh, maybe It's the first day on the job. It was just all bad and take in throughout the whole thing. I still tip 3% 3% That's it. What the fuck? No, but but even worth a tip This guy complain about I tipped her 3% because nothing you took her to send no fan because we were waiting for so long I said I need my bill cuz I need to go edit like yeah. Yeah. So I

They got all their meals free. I still tip. I still tip. 3% isn't a tip. But even the service we got wasn't even worth a tip. That's not even a tip. But the fact that I still tipped is crazy. That's how crazy it was. That's not a tip, fam. It's not. You have to tip at least 10%.

10 to 12 right yeah but you get what I'm saying though like the service was so bad it wasn't even worth a tip but I still tip okay okay you feel me whatever like three cents is not a tip fam that's all I'm saying it was bad though speaking of children's books yeah I figured out what I figured out what a really good diss is so I was talking to I was talking to my girl right

And we were talking about how I could read her like a book. You always say shit like that, which pisses people off. Is that bad? If I say like I could read you like a book, is that bad?

Well, it depends. It's like passive aggressive, kind of. I guess so. I said I could read her like Little Critters. You remember? Yo, Little Critters? You know Little Critters? Oh my gosh. You told it. That was the exact statement. That was the exact line. I said, I could read you like Little Critters. Okay, at that point, fam, you're looking for an argument. Yo, you know what Little Critters is? Yes, bro. This shit. This. Nah, you can't tell me every single one of these books was a banger, bro. Yeah, no, it was a banger. No misses, fam.

That sucks kids aren't reading this no more.

i'm telling you this taught me life lessons i have a theory the reason i have so many morals or i learned so much and i'm good at storytelling because my mom every single time before bed she would read me a storybook yeah but i would like make sure i got a story and i always wanted a new one a new one a new one so you know how they say like art it's always nothing new it always comes from the past

And you never know where your inspiration is going to come from. Yeah. I feel like some of my inspiration just comes from like storybooks. I don't even remember. Yeah. You probably pull it back from the nostalgic ages. Yeah. You don't even know. Yeah. Remember the milk and cookies one? The rat with the cookies? Milk and cookies one. It was like the rat that always wanted milk and cookies.

I don't know if I remember that one. Yo, comment down below. But that one always got me hungry for cookies and milk. Yeah. The darkest one I remember reading was the Caillou one. Caillou? Yeah. There was this one Caillou book. And I think they made an episode too. But Caillou, pretty much, he asked his dad...

I think he finds a bird. Yeah. And the bird is like dead in the backyard. And he asks his dad like... No way, this is Caillou, fam. Yeah. This is the first time... I remember my dad was reading this storybook. And this is the first time he said, no, let's not read this one. Oh, shit. Yeah, for real. This is why I remember it so much. Okay. Because the story really began with...

Caillou finds a dead bird, brings it to his dad, and asks his dad, why is the bird dead? What happens after? Still to this day, I don't even remember how the story ends. I just remember that part of it. I never... No, that was like a hidden book, fam. Like, you had to unlock something to get that book. No, this is like a... This is a dead-ass, a real Caillou book. I'm pretty sure it's on the show, too. Oh, yeah? Yeah. But, you know the Caillou theory? No. You never heard of the Caillou theory? That he has cancer? That, too. That, too, he has cancer. But...

Caillou's not real. What do you mean? Caillou's not actually real fam. He's like he's make-believe so Caillou right if you watch the show, it's just like paintings So Caillou is actually a storybook. It's fucking meta so Caillou's a storybook that the grandma's reading to other kids and

And we're listening to the grandma telling the story. So Caillou's not actually real. He's the story. And we're watching the story of a story. That makes sense because I swear at the end, I don't know if this is true, but at the end, it shows the grandma reading the story, right? At the end, it's like, and then Caillou does this. But there's other theories too that Caillou did have cancer. That's why he's bald. Because it makes sense. Like, why else is a kid bald? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might be like the grandma's son and then those kids are like kids she's taking care of.

Something like that. Yeah, yeah. But the premise of the story, though, is like, Caillou, he's not even real. We're just diving into their universe. Yeah, yeah. I swear Josh told this, too, when the book or the show was surrounded by, like, clouds. Yeah, it's like a dream. The border was clouds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But people are saying, like, he's a...

He's dreaming it or some shit like that. Oh, shit. Or they're just remembering. But Caillou's a bitch anyway. Chill, chill. Put some respect on Caillou, man. I used to read Caillou. I used to watch Caillou and read Caillou all the time. Like, that was my favorite one. And I'm surprised you didn't turn out like Caillou. Because usually if you read it, like, that's what you grow up as. Theory right now? They made Caillou to make bad kids?

Yeah, whiny kids, fam. Yeah, they're all whiny as shit. That's all he did, fam. When he wanted to take a bath, fam, cried. Yeah, did he ever not get his way? No, he didn't. He always got his way, no? It was his way or the highway, I ain't gonna lie. Right? Yeah. So they just made bad kids, there's no lesson involved. Maybe I didn't watch it properly, though, because that's all I remember. Yeah. Is it Caillou, was it just bad parenting, though, or do you blame Caillou? Because that is technically bad parenting.

- Look at this, yeah. Nah, when I was life guarding kids and like teaching kids how to swim, I never blamed it on the kid if they're bad. It's not the kid's fault they're bad, bro. It's literally the environment. It's what they're being taught, what is good and what is wrong. And it's what they're told

right now in the present, what they can do and what they can't do. So it's just experience and what their environment is. I never blame it on the kid. Cause the kid is just like a blank canvas. - Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. That's a good way of thinking it. Cause you taught Muay Thai too. Did you teach kids? - Yeah, I used to teach kids. - Did they ever get to a point where like you had so much kid and it got like through the roof, you couldn't control it? - Oh, you mean troublesome? - Yeah, like troublesome. Did you have those moments?

Nah, I'm pretty, like, freaking... I stand on... I mean, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I stand on my ground, bro. So now put me in that situation, right? A person who's not willing to, like, yell at kids, like, where I'm, like, very, like...

Like, easy going. Right? So, taken. I was only getting paid $20 a class. $20 for an hour. Right? That's not terrible. It's not terrible. As a kid, that's not bad. Yeah, exactly. But it was still like, I was still in my training days. There was no one to shadow at that time. So, my boss says, yo, I need you to go into the Tuesday class. Yeah. Tuesday classes are the most rowdy. It's like a baby. It's like a baby care center. Mm.

So I get like Maybe 20 of these little kids Right? Yeah As soon as class starts I know It's like daddy daycare Everyone's like fucking around I know what's gonna happen So they start running around No one's listening to me The parents Are giving me the meanest months Yeah they're gonna give you shit Cause you can't control the class It's on you These are your kids That you're bringing here You have no home care fam And like at the end of the day They were taking their kids away And they're like Oh you're a shit teacher You can't teach these kids nothing How are you a black belt? I'm like

Whoa. Nah, you know what too though? Because I can vouch for this too. When I was a kid fam, I would be different.

with the crew and then instead of by myself, you know what I mean? Like in front of my mom and from my dad, I'm an angel. I'm a good kid. - Word. - Put me in recess, different Carlos. - That makes sense. - So I think it's like a herd mentality, but that's why kids always do like the worst things when nobody's watching them. - Exactly. So go ahead. - But at the same time, I think that's important for kids to do because that's when they learn the most.

What do you mean? By not following the rules? Not necessarily just not following the rules, but by doing adventures. Like, adventurous things. Because that's how they learn. I remember my teacher told me this. This is very wise of him. Yeah, yeah. He said, he had a son, and before his son was, like, washing his hands... Mm-hmm.

And he didn't know like putting hot water would burn his hands. Okay. But he let him go ahead and burn his hands to realize, okay, that's hot water. I can't do that. Okay. You know what I mean? Because it's only until you learn and then you won't do it. Yeah. Yeah. And then you won't do it again because you learned it. That makes sense. But to assert my dominance to those parents. So we had, so the Wednesday class is our sparring class, right? So he called the parents of white. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't do this, but, uh,

to all my sparring partners that i fought yeah i like you know how i scream when i kick like yeah yeah like i did crazy like the crazy spins and i made sure they were watching and the kids were watching so next time like they know like fam this is no type of guy to fuck with yeah true true true so you showed them you showed them how skillful you are exactly so like it's kind of bad too because i beat up on like the kids that really couldn't like thing but at the same time

But at the same time I wanted to prove a point to them that I wasn't no bitch. There has to be some sacrifice. There has to be some sacrifice. No for real. I swear to God there has to be some sacrifice for some man to listen. For real talk. Like someone has to get it still. Somebody has to get it. Even in the crew too like let's say we're out hanging out with our boys right? Someone has to get picked on first to realize who can't get picked on. You know?

It just has to. It just has to. Facts, facts, facts. But it sucks. It sucks when you're the dead end of the stick. Yeah. But it builds some character. Yeah. No, exactly. Because it's like, if you're the only one that gets bullied, you kind of go home thinking like, yo, what did I do? Like, why was I the one, right? Exactly. So you're going to come back with power, fam. You come back with some ammo. Exactly. Not literal ammo. Not literal ammo, though. Like, that's... This ain't America. Not literal ammo. Alive, fam.

But deadass like most of the time I think that's what makes that's what makes like your homies stronger with you because you build your homies around you Yeah, if you're always like kind of soft to each other then we're all play-doh Yeah, yeah me but though the more we like chisel each other we look I swear to God when I spar with uh my friends, right and

We learn so much and we build like such a fucking respect for each other because we hit each other hard and we feel each other's like pain. And most of the time it's going to teach you like,

Okay, you see me as this but the moment I hit you that's all you see is dark darkness and pain You know, I mean that ass in a fight. All you all you see is usually just darkness and pain if you close your eyes And at the end of it, that's what everybody is that's what every like challenges in front of you is usually darkness and pain No, but I would rather get fucked up in practice then you know in real fights and like if you're training with your homie and

and you guys are both fucking each other up, then you know in a street fight, if you ever both get in a street fight, fam, you guys are unbeatable because you guys train. You ever heard the color theory? No. What's the color theory? This is kind of crazy though. They say if you don't know the name of a color, that you can't see it.

I can't see it. Now check this out. Check this out. It doesn't make sense, right? Yeah, yeah. It does. So pretty much they did a test and they got like a bunch of different colors of blue, a bunch of different shades of blue, and then one green one. Sorry, there was a bunch of shades of green and then one blue one. Okay. Right? And they brought this color palette to these

Think they're like tribalists somewhere in the Amazon, but they pretty much wanted to test them and see because in their language They have no word for blue. They only have words for green. So they had one blue one and a bunch of green I'm gonna show you So it's just like this. Mm-hmm. She was a bunch of green and they're one blue. Okay now

When they showed it to the natives, they were so confused. They took like hours, literally hours to decipher like which one is the blue one. But look at it. From the green? Yeah. But is it not obvious? Yeah. It's obvious to us because we know the name blue and the name green. Okay. Now what's crazier is they did one with a bunch of different shades of green. Oh, that one fucked them up. Yeah. No, no, no. Check this out. That one fucked them up. No, the opposite. So...

They were able to point that out in seconds. Oh, because it's a variant of a green? So, in their language, they have multiple words for the shades of green. Because that's all they see in the wilderness. Now, hear me out, right? If we point outside and look at some concrete and some, like, asphalt, we'll say, what color is that? What color? Gray. You know how many different shades of gray there are in that? Yeah, yeah. Now, what if...

the other shades they have real names in your head all you're gonna see is oh that's great but in another language or somebody that gave names to each one oh that's gray two four five whatever they would know exact name if you know the name of the color then you can see it but if you don't know the name then you can't see it at all because it just blurs like for example shades of brown

Like we now we can we can decipher if you learned like there's taupe there's cream. There's there's coffee like there's way to Differentiate the Browns, but as a whole you just say oh, that's brown, right? But we can still see it. No, even though that's a gray or no, maybe we can't we don't see it as vibrantly So what is also what if the moment that we give names to any?

Every single shame this might not be silver. It's it's like a bunch of different silver So it's only until we give names to it then we can say oh shit I see the other ones because as a whole if you see like if I just show you a big canvas and it's it's covered with shades of brown you say oh, that's brown and

Nah, that's coffee. That's tan. That's blah, blah, blah. That's this. That's going to make man's overthink, bro. No, but it's so... Because it's realistic. Like, you can see color, but you don't know...

Like you don't know the color until you can name it. No, because you know the Bob Ross. I've been watching lots of Bob Ross ASMRs. Yeah. And he's always like this titanic white. Fam, that's just white. Like what if like mans can't see that titanic white, but it's like everyone just describes it as white. Yeah. You get what I'm saying? So what if you never learned the names of colors? Also, I think it's in history. Like the color blue, because the natives, they didn't even know the name of blue, right? Yeah, yeah.

In history, the color blue, it was never written down for a long, long time. I think it was only until like- So who invented that? The 1800s. I believe it's until like the 18 or 1700s. Like they found out, let's call it blue. Yeah. So everything they're writing was described as something else. Oh. It's like they just described it as, oh, that's water or that's blah, blah, blah. That's sky. Like sky. But if you think about it, why blue? Because blue is everywhere, no? Yeah.

it's like almost the most prominent color yeah but maybe because it's the most prominent they had different names for the things so instead of calling it blue you say oh that's sky that's water

Then who coined the term blue then? I don't know. It's a mystery still. Like who coined the name name? Yeah, like I always thought that like say like who was the first to see color? Like what made this, this, like that person say, no, this is black. You know what I'm saying? You want me to blow your mind right now? How did they decide what time it was? Yeah, I don't know how. No, that's like how did they decide like, okay, boom, 10.

Today is this we start at 12 today. What's 12? I mean they think the Sun but like Who started that shit, bro? Who started the dates who said it was jet who said it was January 2nd, you know Like how did that start? Like, I don't know nobody knows nobody knows too far away too far away Yeah, but like look if you think about it - I swear to God like let's say let's say all of us

All of the world has a apocalypse, right? Like let's say a nuclear strike, whatever, knock on wood. But nuclear strike, whatever. If you try and rebuild a computer, fam, how do you make a microchip?

real talks bro yeah it's actually rap no real talks how do you go from from gravel rocks and dirt and then make microchips and then make something like this yeah how long would it take us i don't even know sometimes do it nah sometimes i'd be on the road and be like yo cars are actually really like um like so much different things very intricate very intricate like a design i'm like yo we actually came this far but that this that's

We thought we were going to have flying saucers at this point, but we only have cars. But imagine in the next, you know, 30 years, like what do we have next? So it's only going to get intricate unless something stops it. I have a theory because you know how we're getting that Apple VR thing, right? Oh, yeah. The Apple headset. Yeah. So I have a theory that that is going to be able to read us automatically.

on our interests just like how TikTok does. So you know how on TikTok, when you swipe and then like things, it picks up on an algorithm on things that you like, right? Yeah, yeah. Now, remember those videos that people used to do on YouTube and it tracks your eye where you're watching things? Oh, yeah. They still do that. They still do that. Yeah, so they still do that. Now, imagine millions of people wearing the Apple headset. They're going to be able to track exactly where our eyes land on the video. Oh, shit. Now,

What if they can create content, AI can predict content and pretty much make you the perfect person

or perfect piece of content live, real time. By just figuring out like patterns? Yeah, figuring out patterns on where your attention is because all you really need is attention to keep your attention. So what if that is dead ass the doom of all of our attention spans? Like it will actually kill our attention spans and we will be so brainwashed we can't even take it off because it knows exactly like biologically how our eyes would love to stay on.

Because it is addicting to stay on. Have you ever had those ones where you're like, you know you have to go to sleep, but it's like...

- Like one more video. - Yeah, exactly. - I have those all the time. - It's gonna be even worse if it's able to track exactly how your eye moves, like the little eye movements like this. - So it's basically just becoming our brain, right? Because it's going into it and seeing what it likes. - Yeah, it's pretty much, so for example, hair, it's on your head, right? If you put a headset on, it's pretty much part of your head, no? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause you would still say this is Carlos, right? So if you wear something on your head that often,

Eventually the hat would feel like you yeah, right? It's that Yeah, that is weird man cuz you know like those hippies they wear certain clothes and they're like yo it becomes it becomes them if it comes them I Swear to God if you wear something too long is gonna end up becoming like you and it's gonna like my phone is pretty much me like my phone has more personality of myself and

than me writing on a piece of paper. - No. - Because it's been with me that long. - I see, I see. - How much data is on there, bro? There's probably, my phone knows more about me than my sister.

My phone knows more about me than my parents. That's fucking scary. Isn't that scary? You know, they announced, they announced, I think it was like in the coming years, there's going to be a whole outage of the internet. I don't know if that's real or not because obviously it's on Six Buzz. But imagine, say hypothetical, that happens. Fam, I feel like that is going to solve, it's not a bad thing, but it's going to solve

like this it's a good refresher yeah like like it'll like how covid was like a big pause yeah but we had our technology this one is going to be like you guys have the free world but no technology i feel like that would be a great reset i think it would be a good reset but for the first two months like people will go crazy but there's problems with that right because people obviously have money online they make their money online yeah who's gonna be watching jumpers jump oh if you think about it

Oh, everybody. Yeah. If there's no internet, you get me? Yo, so the, so it would, what ended up happening would be like, we would have to sit on a stage and actually do this. No, that's sicker though. But the trappers will finally be bigger than the scammers. Yeah.

- 'Cause you can move work, but online, oh, shut down. - But I think if they do, let's say they do shut off the internet. - Yeah, yeah. - We're so advanced now, someone's gonna figure out how to make a new one? - No, no, but it's like, say just hypothetically, like no one can figure out, like it's a, it's-- - Oh, it's like, it's wrapped? - It's gone, yeah, it's gone. - You mean all technology's gone? - Yeah, all technology, you can't pick up your phone no more and like, there's no internet. You only have like the apps, your photos, and so, you know, the loaded Instagram. That's all you have.

Damn, that would be like, yo, you guys want to link up now? Okay, meet at the tree. We need that back, fam. We need that back. I'm really curious. You know how you can see like archetypes of people? What do you mean archetypes? Like the barber Filipino? No, kind of, kind of. You know, like you can say, oh, that's a valiant man. Or that's like, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm really curious if there is one of those.

that TikTok has and then they don't say it because you know on Chick-fil-a check this out bro I just realized this today I didn't know this but at Chick-fil-a when you order they actually put your description of what you look like did you know that yeah no I didn't notice it so yesterday yeah so you know how you give your name yeah so on the receipt they'll put your name so I got my order from Chick-fil-a and I sat down I looked at the receipt it said Carlos black sweatshirt

I'm like what the fuck they do. Yeah, they do that. I didn't know they do that. Oh, yeah, which is very smart Well, I think though. How do you think it's smart though? Cuz I'm me I think that's like, um, you know how service like sometimes they the McDonald's people so the Carlos Yeah, just randomly no because there could be more than one Carlos and actually but maybe this one they don't have to scream their name It comes out of a softer tone. It's like Carlos. Oh, I know exactly which one so I don't have to like there's no mix-up Yeah, yeah, why that's why it's smart

But I didn't know they do that. But the point I was getting to, sorry, was I wonder if TikTok, because they have so much information, if they actually narrow us down to this is what a hype beast is. And you can just type in like an archetype of a person and we'll pop up exactly those many people.

Cause it's that much information, right? No, but it is kind of like that because it's not us. It's not us described like physically, but it's the shit that we wear describes it as the hype beast. You know what I'm saying? No, but even just the archetype, like when I say that, I mean your interest, right? Let's say you have an interest in soccer. You're considered like a soccer fan. Yeah. That would probably be in your code of soccer people. You know? So what would your code be? I guess like conspiracy. I don't know. Conspiracy?

I was like hashtag worried. Hashtag. It's the Asian lover. Loves Asian thirst. Chill. Chill. Chill.

Okay, since we've been talking about movies before, so did you know that there's a theory that Rapunzel, Frozen, and Ariel are all connected? Did you know that? I think I'm what I heard somewhere. And the director confirmed it. Oh, word. Yeah, yeah. So, do you know how...

I think it was Elsa's mom and dad, right? Yeah, they died in the shipwreck. They died because they were going to Germany, which was Rapunzel and her husband's marriage, right? And, oh, it was Flynn's. Flynn's marriage, right? So take in...

In Anna and Elsa's, when they were about to crown Elsa for the queen, there was a scene where they panned and it was Rapunzel and Flynn. - Oh, I saw that, yeah. Yeah, they were at the wedding. They attended the wedding. - Yeah, exactly. So it was connected. So since Anna and Elsa, Frozen is based in Norway and Rapunzel is based in Germany, their ship has to go through Denmark, right? So Denmark is where Ariel is shot.

Wait, wait, wait. Why Denmark? Are you sure? Yeah, it's Denmark. That's where it's located. Ariel's like the sea was located. Oh, really? Yeah, and this was crazy. Ariel's first scene. It pans. There's a shipwreck. What do you think that is? That's Anna and Elsa's mom's same ship that crashed there. Oh, shit. Yeah. I can debunk that though. You debunked it? How? Because wasn't Sebastian a Rastaman? Was he not Jamaican, bro?

what? Sebastian was Jamaican. No he wasn't. What are you talking about? So Sebastian kissed the girl. What are you talking about? Sebastian is Jamaican fam. This has to be, that has to be in the Caribbean, no? The Caribbean? It has to be. Maybe it might. I don't know. Maybe it is debunked. But how did the director confirm it though?

I don't know. He probably said that after the fact. No, but if you watch the new Little Mermaid, I really liked it, by the way. That was a good one. But it's... They're all like Caribbean, no? Yeah, yeah. At least I think so. Because it's tropical. Okay, so maybe... Denmark's not tropical. I swear that shit's cold. Oh, then maybe it did prove another theory. Why? That Tarzan was actually Anand Asa's lost brother. Yeah, Tarzan... Because Tarzan's... Because that's like a...

Yeah, they say like the Anna and Elsa's parents were on the ship. Yeah, and she was pregnant. Yeah, and then what happened was the ship crashed, right? And they ended up in the forest. They ended up in the jungle and then they survived, but they're still royalty. That's why he's considered like a king. Exactly. And you put both their parents in the same like to compare. Yeah. And they look the same. Is it one lineage then? Maybe, it might be. Yo, what if it goes all the way back to the original Disney film of King Arthur?

Oh, Loki. Yeah, and then they're all like descendants of King Arsene. Yeah, the whole thing lines up. Maybe it's like that's their... You know how Disney has a... Like a bloodline? Yeah, Pixel has a... No, Pixar has like a whole community. Yeah. That's theirs. Yeah, it's a bloodline, no? Oh, shit. I'm pretty sure. The bloodline. No, because... What's it called?

I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure Bell is related to Tarzan's wife in Tarzan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I said, I said this before on, on my, on my, uh, one-off like shorts channel, but pretty much, um, there's a scene in Tarzan where all the, all the monkeys are playing the drums and stuff. They're hitting like pots and pans. And then you can see there's a tea set, uh,

And the tea set is exactly Miss Potts and the kids. Yeah, yeah. And those Potts and Miss Potts, blah, blah, blah, they're part of Belle because Beauty and the Beast. So that lady, I forgot what her name was. She's wearing yellow. Literally a lady with brown hair wearing yellow. Mm-hmm.

it's probably Bell's ancestors. I'm sure. And that connects back to the hunchback of Notre Dame and shit. And then, and then it connects to like in console somehow that like they got mixed up with the Latinos and shit, you know? So somebody, somebody had yellow fever and then, and then dated Mulan, you know what I'm saying? Probably. I think I personally think that cause I, I think every single almost brand is starting to do a multiverse shit.

Right? They're all milking out the multiverse. First off, they did it with Spider-Man. Spider-Man live action. Then they did it with Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse, which is all about multiverse. Rick and Morty did it. The Flash with Batman. They're having all the different Batmans in there. And then they're doing it with Scream. I don't know if you know about that. And they're doing it with...

Fuck, there's another series. But I guarantee you, every single series that comes out, that's going to be their big money pool. Oh, Avengers. It's pretty much multi, you know? They're all going to do the same thing just so they can pull money out of old films that were hits. So you can go back to the future and then pull some hits from there. Because if you're really bagging, there's not any movies now where it comes like, oh, they try and push out a new like...

Superhero, but like it kind of like doesn't hit as the old ones, you know, and like they try to start a new Multiverse or like a team but never goes the same because the way they pushed out Ant-Man like they wanted to bring an Ant-Man crazy It was the first one. I loved a man - I mean a man number one, but two was kind of ass You know, it's like yeah, they never have the same run theory. Do you think the only great content ever? Has to be redone

Think about it. No, no, no. It has to be brought back because it was that good.

But that's kind of lame though. I feel like it's if you do it ruins it Yeah, like how they're doing the shit right now. It's like nothing interest No But if you really take it in like for them to think of it in that way that to bring it back They have to think of it highly enough. Yeah, you know, for example spider-man that's already it's no matter is Nike like they're gonna sell shit Okay, but look matrix they tried to bring it back. We went to that thing you left five minutes. I mean

i know but you would still say matrix is a classic though it is a classic but that movie i'm not saying i'm not saying that movie was good but i'm saying the original was that good yeah i know the original was that good that they had an idea oh let's let's revamp it because it's it's solidified so you think the greatest things ever they want to bring back so if they didn't want to bring it back maybe it's not the greatest thing ever

Okay, maybe in that sense, but I'm saying like, yo, people should just start their like new plot lines, new start off everything. I agree too. You know, I agree too, but that means it's solidified in history. Romeo and Juliet, that story is thousands of years old. No, maybe not thousands, but like, you know what I mean? Like it's bad old, but for them to bring it back,

That means it was that good of a story that they redid it. Hamlet is freaking Lion King. Yeah. Right? I mean, we still do read those books in school. Exactly. Exactly. So what if the greatest stories ever told, they're not great until they've been retold again to prove that they've been great? I don't know. That's just my take on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But usually the revamps are shit. Yeah, no. I'm telling you, like, all the revamps I've watched, I can't even sit in that movie. Bro, and especially movies that are more than maybe two hours long. I don't know why they make that shit like that, bro. Oh, and now the trend is making video games movies. Oh, yeah. What's the recent one? They made Gran Turismo. Yeah, Gran Turismo. They made that into a movie, too. I was like, yo, that deserves to be a movie. But at the same time, it's, like, kind of nostalgic. So, yeah.

It's all money pulls at the end of the day. Mario was definitely a big money pull. Real Talks, we didn't really need a Mario movie. Yeah, yeah. It was like Drake with Tootsie Slide. Everyone remembers that song, but we all knew that- It was just a money grab. That was for the quarantine, you know, go dance on TikTok. That was it. Damn, that's so true, bro. You feel me?

Do you think we're going to reach a point in culture where we know right away it's a money grab and you don't want to even look at it? Oh, yeah. Or is it too much of like a... Especially with the kids that judge so much nowadays and like how when albums come out, oh, first, their first sense is, oh, this is ass, right? They're going to automatically... I think we have a good sense of things like, oh, yeah, you're doing this for money. I feel like no matter what, mans are just going to follow what they're told to do. Yeah, yeah. You know? It's almost like...

It really feels like a matrix dog. I'm not even gonna lie. Sometimes it really feels like a matrix. Like people are just gonna do what they're told to do. It's whack. Yeah, I have this funny story too. This happened like a weekend ago when I was coming home. So it was like 2 a.m., right? Yo, blur out the name, but Shahrukh was right beside me at a stoplight. No cars on the road, right? So he does one of those ones where it's like yellow or like it's red, but it's gonna turn green, right? So...

He decides He's like Yo fuck that shit He starts inching up Like inching inching You see him on the road Yeah I'm right beside him So he's blasting music He's inching So pretend this is the The line where you can't cross He goes like this

Okay, okay, okay. No patience. No patience. The light is still red and he's in the middle of the road. Oh my God, bro. So remember what I told you? There's no cars on the road. Yeah. I see one car on the road coming slowly. I'm like, wait, is that a white car? Fam, when the police car rolls up, he's at the end of the light already. It's a police car. Yeah, it's a police car that comes. Oh shit. So when he's at the end of the road, he's...

The police car is like right beside him now. Yeah, I see him. He like throws up his hands The light turns green the the police car turns the lights. Oh shit. Wait, does he does he drive off? No, he does he pulls over? You could like I don't know why but he was just you could have just ran it Oh, well, yeah, nothing. I feel I feel like life is too weird, bro It's like too weird. It's like a she shit like too many. I

Too many stories that you don't think would happen, but actually happened. Yeah, yeah. Like, fam, I'm telling you, there was, like, times where I was like, that's so perfect. When I literally drove off and I was laughing. Because I was like, that was too perfect, fam. Yeah. That was a simulation. Have you ever pulled an NPC move and then realized, oh, shit, am I a bot? No. You've never done that? Am I a bot? Like, what? I never had that moment. Let me think. You ever did something like, what the fuck am I doing? I probably did have those moments.

Oh, the obvious one is like when you type Google into Google. I've done that a thousand times. But that's just like a thing. Yeah. It's just like we all do. Yeah, yeah. Or catching yourself go like this, the Asian dad. Oh my God. Bro, it's in our blood to like... Why is that though? I don't even know. Because long, long time ago, our Asian ancestors, they always had stuff on their back. They're carrying the swords and shit. So they had to carry it like this. Yeah. Shut up. These guys make this shit up now.

Probably. Okay, but since I talked about the Alexi Treviso case, remember last time? Yeah, yeah, I remember that. I found another one that's super similar to it. So, Taken, this was also this year, I think. Or I think it was in 2022. Let me get the name right. Okay, so her name was Alexis Avila, right? Yeah. So, Taken, in 2022...

Oh, no. In 2020, there was three dumpster divers that randomly went to a local dumpster to try and find stuff that they can eat. Like treasures and shit? Yeah, that stuff that they can wear, right? So while they were searching for clothes, they found a bag that...

And they heard like a little whimper, like a cry. And they were like, yo, what's in this bag, right? So obviously they thought it was like a- Like a dog. Like a little pet. Yeah, like a little pet. So obviously they cautiously, they took it out, they laid it, and then they cut open like slowly just in case it jumped out at them, right? But then they found in the bag was a little baby boy with the umbilical cord still-

Attached to the baby. Right? Where was this? This?

This is just like behind a retail store? No, I think it was behind some... It was just a dumpster. Yeah, it was a dumpster. It was a local dumpster. It's not a hospital though. No, it wasn't a hospital. So taking a lady that was also around the area, she grabs the baby, she calls 911. Obviously later, like maybe in five hours, they found who the person was and it was Alexis, right? Yeah, yeah. And this is what pisses me off because you know how in the Alexis Treviso case, she always referred to her baby as it? Yes.

She did the same thing. She was like, the police were questioning her. She was like, what did you do with the baby? We need to know. She was like, it wasn't, it was crying. I wrapped it in a towel. And this is what made me mad. She was like, she was like, oh, if the baby's okay, I still want it. Bro. Damn.

Come on, gang. Like, what are you doing? Like, shit like that really makes me, like, question, like, human. Like, there's humans on this world, earth, that do shit like that. Like, fucked up shit like that. Yeah. But I feel like, you know what I truly believe? I truly believe God put people like that on this world for us to learn about. Really? You know what I mean? For us to be grateful about what you have and the situations you're in. Because there's some crazy shit that's happening. Yeah.

And it doesn't necessarily involve you. Right? So that being the case, you are a human just like them. Yeah. And everybody makes mistakes. They've made terrible mistakes. But maybe yours and ours are as bad as theirs. And you can realize you're still blessed at the end of the day. Like, fam, a lot of the times we feel like we're going through some serious shit. The more you open your eyes to everybody else's life and realize not everything is exactly about you, you'll see, like, how much you do have. How much, like...

You're calm. Like you're everything you have right now. You're perfect. And I forgot who said this, but there was, there was a clip, this guy who's on Joe Rogan. I forgot his name though. He did the midnight gospel. You ever heard of that? Oh, I think. Yeah. Yeah. But he, he came up with this. It's kind of like a philosophy, but just imagine that everything in your life, like right now,

The mistakes you've made, exactly how you're sitting, the way you breathe, it's all perfect. Like you're exactly meant to be that way right now. You're perfect. There's nothing you made a mistake. You're supposed to make those mistakes right now. You're perfect on this timeline. Like you're supposed to be exactly like this. And it got me thinking like, holy shit. Just like in the Spider-Verse movie, there's certain things that happen, right?

And it fucks up in the timeline and like, oh man, we got to change it. But the 2099 Spider-Man goes, nah, that's a canon event. Oh yeah, that's been going around on TikTok. Yeah, that's a canon event. Like that was supposed to happen to you. And that's what happened to each one of us. So if you take that concept of life, like there's certain things that, for example, one of them was Uncle Ben or their guardian dying.

There would be no Spider-Man if nobody died. Yeah, yeah. There has to be tragedy before lesson. And a lot of time, there has to be pain before lesson. Yeah, yeah.

Like you may feel a heartbreak and you may feel like, holy shit, this girl broke my heart. And then now I became like this. You're supposed to feel that so that you can feel, you can feel what it feels like on the other side and you can be better if you choose to be better. What do you think was your biggest canon event? My biggest canon event? Yeah, because I've been going, I've been seeing funny ones on TikTok. It was like when, hold on, when the freshly released,

When the fresh girl out of a relationship finally gets with a player and says, oh, this is the best she's been ever feeling. It's like, that's a candidate event. I can't interfere. Like, she has to go through the player. Oh, shit. No, that's true. Because it's stuff like that. Like, I said this before on my other podcast. Yeah, yeah. But...

you kind of have to like do your thing, you know what I mean? - Yeah. You know what? - Like hosts have to be host first if they want to. - You know what my biggest candidate event was? And Ryan coulda told me this. - What? - He's like, "Your biggest candidate event was when Carlos showed you a Supreme box logo." - Word. - 'Cause you know why? 'Cause that, it was a chain reaction for me, oh, searching into fashion. - Yeah. - What's my personality right now? I like dressing up, I like fashion. Fam, if you didn't show me that, I feel like I would've been into a, like, you know,

That's my biggest canon event for sure. I think my biggest... Okay, I have it. My biggest canon event was when...

was when I was playing with my toys and I was talking to myself. And then my cousin comes over to me. She's old and like, why are you talking to yourself? Why are you talking to yourself like that? You know, you're weird, right? Blah, blah. And then in that exact moment, I had a choice in myself. You know what I mean? I did have a choice in myself. I could be like, yeah, you're right. Or I could be like, no, whatever. I'm having fun. Depending on what I chose that day,

It's exactly how I turned out. Maybe I didn't have a podcast. Maybe I didn't speak my mind as much. Maybe I didn't have those thoughts in my head anymore because I thought it was weird and somebody told me it was weird to be like that. Because a lot of times there's somebody in your life that goes like, nah, you're not supposed to do that. You don't really...

You're not like that. That's not you. But only you know who you are. Yeah, yeah. I know, man. Only you really know who you are. Like, nobody else can really tell you, fam. Like, there's probably stuff in my head that I never told anybody in my life. And everybody's like that. Like, everybody has their own secrets that they never said. There's so many words in your mind that have not been spoken but have been spoken to you.

So they don't know what the fuck you are. You know, they only know a piece of it. Yeah, because imagine how many conversations you have in a day to yourself. Yeah, let alone to other people.

So all of those words combined is like your whole vocabulary or a whole like almost like a storyline. Nobody's heard that story except for you. Yeah. Right. I saw this quote too. It was like, sometimes it's, it's better to quit. Like, you know how quitting is like, um, it's perceived to being bad. Like if you quit, you're, you're, you're a bad person, you know? But I seen the quote is like, sometimes quitting,

When you know when to quit, that's a really great thing. Because that's been happening my whole life. Like in basketball, if I didn't quit and I kept pursuing basketball, obviously I'm like 5'10", nowhere to go at. You know, I didn't enjoy the sport no more. It wasn't giving me no happiness. If I kept going that, fam, I would have been sad playing every day. Really? But I quit that and look what happened. It pushed me into Taekwondo. Look...

Taekwondo has changed my life. It's like another canon event. It's like, if I didn't do that, I wouldn't have been led to this, you know? So like shit, like another person was like, oh, my friend was like, oh, I don't know if I have to quit my program because it's hard. But I'm like, at the same time, if it's too, if it's really hard for you, I don't blame you. If you've, you've struck, if you struck it out, fam quit, because maybe it might send you to another, something that makes you more happy.

And I know a lot of stories where all my friends have transferred into another program. And they're happy. They're happy, fam. And I think the fun part about that is it's uncertain. So there is still a chance of failure. Yeah, but... And I think...

It's only fun when there is failure. Yeah, exactly. You got me? Yeah. That's so crazy to say, but it's, it's only fun when there is a chance of failure. Yeah. Yeah. Because if it was only a W, if it was only like, you know, what's going to happen. Like for example, I pick up my phone. I know I'm going to pick up my phone. If I drop it, it drops.

Boring. Like we know that shit. We know that shit. If I pick up my phone and it transports into 1992 and it stops Tupac from dying, that's a different story. That shit's the unpredictable, but you don't know the unpredictable and that's what makes it fun. And I think that's why we watch these movies because we don't know what's going to happen. The,

The only movies that are boring to me are the ones like I can kind of predict. Yeah. Yeah. Now that makes sense. And taken before my first job that I, I mean my first, uh, like career that I wanted to get into before I signed up to any university, I said I was going to be the, the Raptors physical therapist or like therapist for athletes because I'm also an athlete.

So I was like, oh yeah, I'm gonna love that shit. But then all my cousins and their parents were like, oh yeah, I know people in physical therapy, but they don't make a lot of money. So that was kind of like your toy thing where it's like, they told me something. Oh, it's up to you to decide. And I said, I said, I fucked that. If it doesn't make any money, then I'm not going to go into it. But I promise you, I had a feeling if I went to physical therapy, I would be fucking millionaire. Mm.

You feel me? Yeah. Cause I, cause I can relate to an athlete. So I was like, okay, I have it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think my whole life changed in like 2019. I think, I feel like 2018, 2018, 2019, like everything started changing for me. Really? 2018, 2019. No, I think, I think as soon as, um, 20, when the podcast blew up, that's when my life started to change. Really? Yeah. Because at that point it was, um, uh,

If I was say like failing a few class of failings like classes and I didn't have and this and I had no job No, nothing. Oh, yeah, I'm in trouble fam. But since like my parents seen success It's like oh they kind of gave me like, you know So would you be scared right now if you were having trouble like in school? No, you didn't have anything No, because I know that I can graduate whenever I want to no, no, I mean, I mean no I'm talking about like if you didn't have the podcast so you know, that's what I'm saying right now

100 another gavin would be like worried on what he's doing right now yeah fam they would probably be sleeping at night wondering like what is this kid gonna do with his life you feel me yeah because like you know filipino parents is all about stability if you don't have something stable at that moment oh yeah we're worried you know yeah it kind of sucks because at the end of the day like everybody wants stability blah blah but yo

As long as you're alive and you're breathing, fam, like, that's all that matters. That's all that matters, man. It's a joy, fam. There's a lot of the time, look, I said this literally last podcast, but we want to trade our health and then to get rich. And yeah, you get rich and what do you do with it? Like, you're going to trade it back for better health. It's just a constant cycle to keep us running, fam. And it's only until, like, you realize it, then you start to make a difference, like the right difference.

The first step, I think the first step, oh bro, theory right now, you know how Andrew Tate is on his wave of like, oh, I'm breaking people out of the matrix, this and that. He's breaking people out, but there's more steps to it of, yeah, go grind, go chase money. That's the first part. Now when you have the money, what do you want to do? What's your purpose? And then after your purpose, how do you continue believing in that purpose? There's so many, it's like, you learn this, boom, I'm here.

And then now that you're here, there's all these other variants or all these other like problems you didn't think about because you're even close to that.

you know like i didn't think about taxes when i was in high school yeah for sure example but the but the money definitely like it brings a certain freedom you know to people because you know how dave says uh uh there's three p's pussy power and paper yeah but if you get the last one then the first then the the first two come easy or some shit like that but i was like that's facts bro if you have if you have money then the power and pussy comes too you feel me

You know, there's this guy that he used to... I think he's called like the Tinder... I forgot what they call him. But he would just go on Tinder dates. He's homeless. Oh, what? He's homeless and he would survive living through Tinder dates. Oh, sweet word. Like he would eat Tinder dates food. So he would sleep over... Yeah, this is a guy. He would sleep over at wherever his date was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He would...

You would actually like survive off dates on Tinder because he's a good looking guy. Yeah. But he's homeless. He doesn't have nowhere to stay. Just survive off of dating, dating, dating. Oh, I'm going to stay here. I'm going to stay here. But sometimes like if it's dry, this guy doesn't have Wi-Fi or nothing. He has to like kick it on the bus stop or something. Yeah. But imagine your whole life is like...

I mean, at the same time, that's kind of exciting, though. Kind of. Like, every day is a new challenge. You have to survive. Yeah, like, not to say, like, I would love that. I wouldn't want that life, but...

Nah, not to say like I wouldn't, I wouldn't love a life of, of, cause that's a lot of challenge. And that's a lot of work too. So you have to, you have to match with, you have to be, this guy has to be handsome, fam. No, he's handsome still. He's a handsome guy. But he has to plan like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Like what's my fucking breakfast? You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, like I'm going to have toast at this girl's house and then tomorrow I'm going to go sleep over at hers. Did that guy become like a true crime case? Because that sounds like the perfect recipe for a true crime case. I think it's just eventually he was taken care of, probably. Word. That's what I assume, right? Because if you're going and hanging out with people eventually, I personally think the more dates you go on, the better you'll be at dating. Word.

And eventually someone's going to want to marry you, no? Isn't that like prostitution that he was doing then? I don't know if it's prostitution though. Because if you finesse some free stuff, the girl is probably going to be like, oh yeah, you're very handsome. Let's do something. I'll give you my house. Okay, hot take though. Isn't every single relationship kind of prostitution? Huh? If you didn't marry. If you didn't marry? Like that's a hot take. If you realize it, you have to take your girl out on a date and then eventually she's going to give it up to you.

Give it up to me. None of them. Your girl doesn't have... Like, you guys go on a date, but she doesn't... Exactly. That's what I'm saying. She doesn't have to. But for her to be interested at all, what do you have to do? You have to put some bread down. No, but the... Say, like, in other religions, the date you can't fuck before marry. That's... No, I said without marriage, bro. I'm saying... Oh, okay. Like, hot take, hot take. No, like, if you think about it in that way...

Every single relationship is kind of like prostitution unless you don't if you if you're not marrying I get your point, but it's though. It's the way it's the way it's No, it sounds crazy. But but that's that's the shocking part of it, right? It's like oh shit. It's true You know, I mean like real talk like you fight you find a lovely girl. You want to take her out on a date, right? Yeah, you're gonna have to take her out somewhere nice, you know, I mean up to her standards is it not the same as like a

What's your price? I'm gonna pay you for this. Boom. Yeah. Same thing. Oh, it's just packaged differently and there's more emotion to it. Yes. Like there is an emotion, but like, it's still kind of the same. Like you, you give up some of your, wait, so you're saying you can, you can't love a person without sex.

No, that's another thing. I didn't say that at all, fam. No, no, because I was like, I was trying to like, okay, if you don't marry. No, if there's no, if there's no sex involved, then it's not prostitution at all. Yeah, yeah, okay. That's what I'm saying. Okay, I get it. That's why I said like, if you don't marry, right? Yeah, okay, that makes sense. No, but like, yeah, yeah. If you find a girl and you're not going to marry her, then you know what I mean? Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. I just like, it was a shock to me when you first said it. The way I said it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's supposed to be a shock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's supposed to be a shock. I know.

I know. Okay, I want to get one more case because it's also about prostitution. So have you ever heard about the Hello Kitty murder case? Nah, I haven't heard about this. Okay, so this happens in Hong Kong, right? So there was this girl named Fan Man Lee, I think. And she was an orphan for maybe...

I think until she was 15, right? But orphans have this rule where it's like, the orphanage has this rule where it's like, if you become a certain age, they have to kick you out, right? Yeah. So she leaves the orphanage and what do you think she does because she's homeless to get money? What? She starts prostitution. Yeah. So say she's a 21 year old girl. She's doing all these, she's like,

though her income is prostitution. Oh, she has to, she has to, you know what I'm saying? And then she also has a drug addiction. So obviously when you're homeless, you, you develop a drug addiction. How are you going to fund it? You know, you're going to, Oh, so she just got in a loop of selling loop of selling her body. Right. And then, Oh,

So this is the money. So this is what happens. So one day she, I think she got a job at a brothel and that's when she got a lot of clients. Right. And she met this one pimp. Right. And that pimp got so close to her and they were, she was, he was like, Oh yeah, you can actually like, uh, I'll give you a whole lot of money and stuff like that. But one, one day she decided to steal that guy's wallet. Right. And when he found out, Oh my gosh, she was like, uh,

She got caught red-handed. She was like, oh, yeah, I just need this money for right now. I'll pay you back. Like, I'll sell more work. You know what I'm saying? And then he was like, no, I want you to pay back the 10K right now. Every day, he kept increasing the pay. So it was like, no, I need 20K now. It's like a consequence of her actions. She's like, no, I need 30K. So now it got to a point where she couldn't even pay the money back, right? So that guy, the pimp, he got two of his homies together.

kidnapped her got her to an apartment and like they tortured her they made her eat her own shit yo wait wait wait this happened in Japan? yeah Hong Kong I heard about this yeah Hong Kong yeah Fan Man Lee they made a manga about her what? yeah and it was one of the best selling mangas for that like

that like niche are you sure it's the right one i think so wait wait was she raped by like 14 people no that was a different one oh that's a different yeah that's i think i told that one too yeah episodes but this one is different it was only the three guys right okay okay but then after they said okay let's really destroy the evidence now they chopped off her head fam and this is why it's called the hello kitty murder case so the police when they were trying to find the body there was no head

They sewed the head into a Hello Kitty doll. So it was like, you know, the Hello Kitty body. It was like a small body. Inside was her head. They sewed it inside the doll.

Yeah. So once the police found it, they took it out and it was like, they were able to identify. They identified the killers. They took all of them to jail. Holy shit. Yeah. That's fucked. That's some real like dark web type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Why do people do stuff like that though? I don't even know, man. I think, did I ever tell you this? Like there was this movie came out long, long time ago, but pretty much it was about something like that where there's serial killers that they would take like people's

pieces of body parts and cut them up blah blah right but the place they found this guy living

that's what scared me the most and that's what got me thinking about whether this happens in real life where did he live so he lived in this almost complex it's like a complex but every single room yeah was someone just as fucked up as him what yeah so like a mental hospital type thing nah it's just like where they live it's just really weird so one of the rooms was obviously him that cuts up body parts there's another room where this guy he's like

butt naked riding a unicycle and then he has makeup like a clown mask on. It was weird. But every single room has something different. It's like weird shit just happening. I'm pretty sure there was a torture happening in one. But do you think that the energy of that

Like whatever you're into, let's say you're into evil things, like you attract more evil into you. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. Cause there's also, um, uh, there's this girl in, I think it was also in Japan who literally she, she watches a lot of true crime. Like that's her, that's her passion, her hobby. She gets like high off of it. Yeah, exactly. So,

Boom, she does it every day. True crime stories, true crime stories. And then she goes and I guess she wants to try it herself. So she disguises herself as a tutor, goes on the internet, posts her advertisement. Boom, shit happens. Kills the guy, right? She gets put into court. She says, the judge asked her, why did she do it? She said, oh, I watched so much of these things. Oh, I wondered what it felt like to kill.

That's why yeah, if you're so like like you said if you're so in tune of what you do and you're passionate about it Yeah, you attract that energy like you want to do it That's true You know I'm saying and taking this girl is the most innocent looking like 20 year old girl like you she wouldn't harm a fly But she does that cuz she's so like that she was into that like niche. Yo, that's I guess what I do I look at the true crime, too

I sleep in the room next to you fam that's gross you're good fam I open the door one day this guy's on a unicycle the last place I would go to like do anything is college because fam he has he's armed he has nunchucks and a thing fam why would I go to his room I'm not gonna lie bro like I hope nobody breaks in it's all for them wake up

Bro, what a story. If that's all of us say, what a story that would be. What a story, man. Have you ever been hit by nunchucks? You play rugby? We're going to say our own story on our podcast. That's hard.

Yo, knock on wood. No, no, no, no. I hope not, fam. No, but take it one night. I came out like, I think it was like 2 a.m. or early, early in the morning. It was one of those ones, right? Yeah. And then we have a door stopper, which makes an alarm. So thank God Carlos sleeps with his headphones and earplugs. Because when I opened the door and all I heard was a...

I was like, oh fuck, he about to come up to me. I expected the door coming out and you like ready to fight. But nothing happened because I think you were like... Because that was the day I finished the vlog. Go watch the vlog if you haven't watched it yet. Project X video out right now. Go watch it. That's why I have the X on right now. Go watch that shit.

Link in the bio. Link in the bio. But you were in a deep sleep. Yeah, no, I had my earplugs in and I had these headphones on. These are like noise canceling. And if I really want to turn it up, I put the brown noise, bro. Oh, yeah, the brown noise. Brown noise, headphones, and earplugs. Not hearing shit. There was one guy who in the middle of a YouTube video, of the brown noise YouTube video, he would like add R&B.

audio and the gunshots yeah that's so fucked bro oh no he would be like wake up wake up watch out what's up that's that's ptsd you didn't ask for ptsd okay there's a video i want to show you okay okay hold on this is kind of crazy i really just want to know if you believe this or not okay let me see check this out so they found footage this is in canada they found footage of an alien dropped off in the backyard of someone what the look check this out

Backyard of someone's house. Do you see it though? So look at it. This shit looks real. But at the same time, it's so fucking crazy that can I even believe this? Look at it though. Yo, what? Do you know what I mean? So hear me out. It looks mad real. Yeah, yeah. But obviously, in my head, I'm like, nah, it has to be CGI. Mm-hmm.

How do we know? No, because I don't believe that because if something like that happened, right? Say an alien actually landed in someone's backyard. Yeah. Wouldn't that be on CCTV? Or wouldn't it be bigger news? You know what I'm saying? No, but at the same time, what if like it's not meant to be seen too? Oh. Because they're hiding it, right? Yeah. There's also, this is kind of crazy. Mm-hmm.

They're saying... You know Mel Gibson? No, who's that? He's the actor. Mel Gibson. He was in Braveheart. Oh, okay. So, Mel Gibson, he's making a four-part documentary about...

The human child trafficking ring. Now, people are saying that he is in danger. Why? Why? Because literally all of the elites are what? Part of that ring. We're talking Jeffrey Epstein's Island. We're talking about the pizza gate. We're talking about all of that stuff. So they're saying that if this four-part documentary doesn't come out, it's because of outside forces. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Taking people out. Like he said this publicly. So definitely he would have a hit list on them, but that's fucking dangerous. Yeah, it is. Cause you can imagine it's almost like, uh, let's say you did a crime. Yeah. You did a crime and there's, there's not necessarily evidence, but it's a whole documentary that's popular that leads to a theory about you being guilty.

obviously you're going to do everything in your power, especially if you're guilty to not let that shit out. Fuck. Why would he say that publicly? He should have just shot everything. He should have not attached his name. Yeah, oh, that team. He should have not attached his name. But at the end of the day, do you think they would have figured out who it was? Because...

Like if you go through the list of victims when you're finding out like who just fucking snitched on me. Yeah. He would be part of it because he has insider information. You know what I'm saying? So you think he's guilty too? Yeah. But let's say he is guilty, but at least he's doing something to like reverse it. He's doing something to reverse it. Yeah, yeah.

Yo, watch this whole thing become a self-snitch. Yo. Because imagine theory. Yeah, yeah. He's so guilty that he's done all these evil things. Oh, that's so crazy. And it's fucking up with his head for that long that he said, no, I have to come out and say something. But like doing so...

He reveals everybody else that did it with him. Yeah. Shit. I mean, honestly, it's the best policy. He was probably given jail time, but maybe not as much, you feel me? Since he... What'd they give Gunna? I mean, he didn't snitch, though. I think he did. No, he did snitch. He did snitch? Yeah, so in the song, Bread and Butter, if you listen, it was like, I paid all these lawyers millions of dollars, but they tricked me. They worded their questions weirdly where they got me to admit some stuff. So...

Is that admitting or is that thing? Is that snitching or is that doing? It's a good way to say you're snitching. Okay. Low key, it is a good way to say you're snitching because you can just say like, oh yeah, my hands were tied and the lawyers fucked me up.

You didn't want to the lawyers made you you know like that like the key and peels us Seen where it's like they hand him a Big Mac. I was like I bro I'ma tell Yeah, because if you say to your lawyer like I want to get out of here Yeah, their job is to what to get you out of here So they're gonna ask you questions to get you out of there, man That's all it is like in in of itself you hiring a lawyer is snitching. Yep, and

If you're actually about it, you just go to jail. You wouldn't even try the trial. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, real sucks. Because if you're trying to get out of it,

like how else are you gonna get out of it besides telling right yeah yeah i don't know i'm not in crime you know i mean i'm not i'm not in that life if you do the crime you go to my religion teacher thought i i wasn't though i know that was that was low-key i don't know if that was racist or what that was stereotyping but you didn't even have tats or nothing like look crazy at that time but i guess she she just thought no because when i would go out aside of the the class and then like

Like pay somebody or like people pay me because I was selling stickers people. She thought I was I was dealing, you know The only time I've been like profile like that like heavy was in Jamaica and I think I told that before but every time someone talked to me after she was big Oh, are you Chinese? Like I would get yo, are you Chinese every time I ordered something where where was this? So I would be like, oh, can I have some jerk chicken? Yeah, but put it like oh you got Chinese Chinese. Oh

But there's a lot of Chinese in Jamaica too. They have like a whole like a community too. - Yeah, but why would you leave me? Why would you, I'm Asian but- - Okay, I have a question to you. I have a question to you. 'Cause in Jamaica, they call them like Mr. Chin. - Mr. Chin? - Yeah, like they call them like Mr. Chin and Mr. Jin, I think. But that's just what they call them because that's like their culture of like, oh, that's the Mr. Chin. That's like, because they're Chinese. - Oh really? - So is that racist or is that just culture?

You know what I mean? Is it racist or is it just culture? Or is culture racist? Or, or, look, look, or, or hear me out, or hear me out. Is it racist not to accept their way of their culture? Oh,

And then that's where it gets a problem because everyone wants to be woke and everybody wants to be right about something. But why can't we just all be? Yeah, no, even just you bringing that up, people are, it's already, you have to take a side. So check this out. There was a video and I forgot what it was, but it was like, it was a conference they were having. And this woman was having like a debate. And after she was done, she said like,

she said the wrong pronouns or whatever. And then the next person that came on said, blah, blah, blah. And then he said the wrong pronouns trying to correct her. And she's like, nah, you can't call me that. You said it wrong. Guess what? You figured me out. You know what I mean? Like you were wrong. You assumed. And then it just became a,

a never-ending like avalanche of yo you're wrong because you called me this and then this and then now we're all angry and then why can't we just be yeah you know like who cares if it's not out of a place of hate like who the fuck cares in my opinion did that happen on on national television this was on yeah this was on television i forgot what it was for though so it was aired out but yeah if you think about like the i think the way society is running right now y'all are trying to get offended

Like, why don't instead of trying to be offended, try to understand? That's hard, man. Because a lot of people are mad ignorant, but... Right? If we just try to understand instead of to try to try and be like a victim. People are not built like that, bro. Why do mans want to be victims so bad? Shit.

Because maybe you never know, bro. Maybe they have... Everyone has a point, though. It's just like... Everyone has a point, but everyone is wrong in their own respectful way. Exactly. Everyone does have a point, right? But the moment we say everybody has a point, then whose point matters more? If you say everybody has a point. Exactly. So then it becomes a never-ending cycle. Like, yeah, he doesn't like that. I like this, but...

Y'all are going to disagree on something regardless. Like, my life is different from your life. We're going to disagree somehow because my life ended up like this. Your life ended up like that. You're not wrong. I'm not wrong. Why can't we just live? Why do we have to, like, fight about it? Yeah. Now people is like, especially the comedians, they get the most backlash because they have to perform live television, maybe Netflix specials. And they're like, they have to watch what they say, you know what I'm saying? Or else some shit would, you know.

Side note, I just want to say this. This is crazy. There's, um, did you know, like the Bible has a prophecy just like the, you know, you know, the sword in the stone, whoever can pull this sword is King, right? There's actually a prophecy on who, how Jesus is going to show himself and how we're going to know it's him. So check this out. So there's this place it's called,

It's called the Mount of Olives. Now this is in Jerusalem. It's like nearby Jerusalem. But they say whoever walks on this Mount of Olives, it's just like a hill pretty much. It's like a mountain, kind of like a hill. They say whoever walks on there,

Immediately, an earthquake will happen. Now, check this out. Now, check this out, right? Just recently, just recently, they studied it and the tectonic plates of Jerusalem are starting to merge in a way that an earthquake is likely to happen soon. Yeah. Now, I hope I'm part of it. Yeah. If y'all think you might be the next prophet, take a trip. To where?

to jerusalem the mount of olives and walk the hill i'll walk the hill if the earthquake happens when you walk it no that's insane but i feel like nobody can predict that though that's not like honestly nobody can predict it but that's what that's what the thing says yo why why when you're telling the story right and you're like um you're like a prophet will walk and um and make an earthquake in the hill i thought like literally you were gonna say oh and andrew tay recently i thought

That's where it was going. - And you're like, and guess what happened? Andrew Tate went on the hill and the tectonic plates. - Hold on, hold on. This comes from, just so I can cite my sources. This comes from Zechariah 14:4. - Okay. - Just so I can cite my sources. - Zechariah, okay. - So if y'all are saying like, "Cause I don't know no Bible." Right there, Zechariah 14:4.

There you go. My sources. I say we take all our homies, right? And we go to Jerusalem and one by one, one by one we walk, right?

It's like not even you and not even me. It's like the guy we never expected to be the prophet. Everyone starts, he starts walking. Oh shit. That's crazy. I mean, yeah, it's fake. Yo, if it's not Carlos, he'll be like, yeah, it's fake. Nevermind. Fuck what I said. No, no. But I'm just hoping like, what if I send someone over there from the podcast? And they're like, yo, because I, because I watched jumpers jump. I ended up taking a trip down there.

I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing. Like, this is satire, it's satire. It's like, on the hill, there's a bunch of kidnappers. There's like a line-up, there's a line-up. Like, tomorrow, there's a line-up. You know how they did the Area 51 thing? Like, they're all gonna storm Area 51 at the same time. Like, there's like a whole meet-and-greet. Like, who's next? Yo, that's a VR meet-and-greet, so who's next? That's fire, bro. That's kind of sick, though. Like, who's next?

Do you think God has a sense of humor? That's a great question. What? Probably. Because if he gave us a sense of humor. No, because I think, like, you know how karma works? I feel like that's God's way of, like, laughing at us. Yeah, it's like, ha, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, someone just did something wrong, and they're like, oh, he puts in a visible wire. Oh, he fell. Because in a sense, I think, like, humor is love. You know what I mean? Low-key humor is love. Because for me to make fun of you, it means, like, I love you. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that's a fact. Like, if I don't make fun of, like, all my homies...

Like the most Because I didn't care about It means I didn't care about you Yeah that means I did Like I don't love you that much But for my friends That I barely make fun of Cause it's like We haven't gotten on that That level yet Where I can just say Pick up the phone Like yo what's up bitch Or some shit like that You know what I'm saying Yeah facts Cause I think

I don't know, bro. It's almost like a thing of, it's like a trust. It's like, I'm giving you my self-esteem. I'm putting it in your hand. And you know, like certain things will hurt, but some things won't. But I trust you to play with it. Exactly. Play with my toys.

You know those ones in recess were like you give the kid your your toy Yeah, I don't want to break it. You don't want to break it for me. They do it I feel like it's like they do it until the line, but you never cross that line. Oh

But even if you cross that line, then your homie has the goal to be like, oh, I can cross that line too. And that's where it becomes, it's all good because it's like, you know each other's like line. Yeah. All right, before we end it off, I want to show you this. This is kind of cool too. Look. Just watch this video. From the sound, you already know what's going on from the sound, bro. Look at, okay.

- Just watch this video. - Yeah. - Don't even read this. Don't even read it. Just watch it. - Yeah, I showed this to you. - You showed me this? - I think, yeah, well. - You know what this is? - Yeah, yeah. - What is it? - 'Cause there's like the masks. - No, it's not. Those aren't masks at all. - Those are real people? - Those aren't people at all. - Oh, what? - Those are robots. - What?

Those are robots, but it looks so human. Wait, is this like the animatronic museum? Yeah. Look how real that looks. Wait, even the people in the back are animatronics? Yeah, look, they're not moving.

It's all wax and robots. Now, that's weird. Damn. That shit looks like real life. That's weird. That's fucking weird. So if robots can look that real to you, because watching that, it feels like somebody, it feels like I can see their soul type shit, you know? But there's nothing there. But there's nothing there. There's nothing there. Also, there's a theory. You know, in Disneyland in California, the Star Wars ride that we went on?

Yeah, so you know how the stormtroopers are all lined up? Oh, like this? Yeah, there's a bunch of them. Check this out. But if you look really closely, you can see their arm movement. Hell no. No, you're lying. You're lying. Yeah, if you look really closely at the stormtroopers, they move a little bit. So nobody knows the truth. And apparently some of the Disney employees don't know the truth. Oh, fuck no. But it might not even be people. It might just be robots. Right.

But it could be people. You don't know. No, because from the history of Disney, they do some slimy, like dark shit over there. And it's like, what if a worker fucked up? Oh, yeah. Go stand in that Stormtrooper costume all day. Yeah. Fam, what do you think would have happened?

I believe that shit too, man. It's like punishment. Yeah. Y'all gotta stand there. Yeah. And I don't know why, but also a case that hasn't been recently aired on live TV is Abby Choi. She's also an influencer. I think I heard of that name. So Abby Choi, she posted an Instagram picture of herself. I think she's a model, right? Mm-hmm.

I think it was February 2023. That's how recent it was, right? And what the police found was her... Her shit, like, her body, like, disappeared. Like, she went missing, right? And all of the sudden, they found in, like, um...

a condo or like a, a building, right? They, three guys like rented out a floor and made it into a makeshift like slaughterhouse. And it was like, splat proof, splat proof. They cover up the, so they made a murder house. Yeah. And they, it had like, um, meat grinders. They had, uh,

Like all the knives that you can imagine, fam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Abby Choi, like RIP Abby Choi. I don't know why they haven't been talking about her more, but she was found in there because her purse and her ID was found at the site, right? Oh, that's how they recognize. And they found, this is on some Jeffrey Dahmer shit. They found two legs in the fridge. Nah. They found her head in a pot with carrots and radishes, fam. Nah.

So that means those killers were actually cannibals, fam. That's why there's no evidence. Yeah, fam, I'm telling you, with meat grinders, there was, what do you call this? Grounded up meat. What do you think that was, fam? Damn.

Damn, bro. Yeah, like trigger warning. I'm sorry I didn't put a trigger warning, but put a trigger warning, but that's fucked, man. That's crazy. R.I.P. Abbey Choi, man. That's like, there's this show called You, and then one of the ways he got rid of his body was they took the meat grinder in the grocery store.

The ones, yeah, the ones that they put the whole cow in. In the grocery store? Yeah, so he brought the body to the grocery store and put it in the meat grinder. Oh, hell no. And then you couldn't find it. Like, it just looks like. And then that ended up in people's sandwiches? No, I don't think they cooked it and shit. I think they just, like, discarded it. Fuck, man. Like, you wouldn't be able to tell. Yeah, you couldn't. That's fucked. You wouldn't be able to tell. Yeah, man. Holy shit. What if you accidentally ate, like, a human burger, though?

Did you see that? There was also There was like a prank game show That they said it's a real human Yeah so it was like What's in it I think it was called What's in it right? And there was a chef And it was a whole prank And she's like Okay there's three mystery ingredients You have to guess which one So it's like Broccoli Shark And human flesh right? Oh my god So the girl's like Oh hopefully 100% it's not human flesh I think it's shark The other girl Oh for sure I taste broccoli And the chef just standing there like

Oh yeah, it's also a delicacy in our country. Human flesh. Wait, it was real? No, no, it's obviously fake. Oh, it was a joke. But they made them think it was human flesh. And then the lady, automatic gag reflex. What?

she's like i'm excuse me why didn't you tell me that this was gonna happen yeah but it was okay it was okay it was okay it was not i watched one of the game shows where it wasn't okay though so check this out there's this guy he was on a game show and it was like smell what's in here so the first one goes flowers he goes the next one apple pie okay and the next one he goes and he couldn't smell it like he couldn't smell it all yeah he didn't have coven or nothing he just he just couldn't and he goes closer

He goes, yeah. No. And he goes, smelly ass. Ding. That smells like ass. And then he was so in the zone trying to win this shit that he went to the next one and then tried to smell. And then he goes, wait, wait, y'all were serious? He goes, y'all, no way, no way I smelled the smelly ass. So he thought it was a joke? And then I think he goes back.

He goes back and feels there's hair. Ew, ew, ew. And he starts throwing, he goes,

Wait, so there was a there's an ass there was actually an ass It was actually an ass man like this. This was a real game show I think was like Europe or something. He did us put his nose and like someone's butt crack them crazy and he goes smelly ass He said as a question for me like I don't know smelly ass ding

Yo, and he will and he was so serious like he was going to the next one alright next one wait Cuz you didn't click in his head dog. You just smelt a butt No, crazy game shows internationally go go crazy man. Yo, I'm surprised that was a Japanese That's the type of thing they do in Japan It could have been a job like I don't know what the Japanese shows Japan trolls hard fam. Yeah, Japan different

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