EP.131 - CRAZY VOODOO CURSES, BALENCIAGA MISSING PERSON THEORY & MR. KRABS SOLD HIS SOUL
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But yeah, manifestation is real because when we were looking for Jeeps, right? I told, I think it was like old episodes. I said I was going to get a slime green car specifically. And at parties, remember when we were talking about cars, all men's were like, bro, why are you getting slime green? I was like, no, it doesn't matter what car, it's going to be slime green, right? That's the color. That's the one you wanted. That's the main color. So when my dad was looking on auto trader, uh,

What do you call this? We were looking for a V6 engine, right? Every single car on all the pages, six cylinder engine. We don't want that. That's whack, right?

24th page, we see a Jeep Wrangler slime green. As the only one. The only one with a V6 engine, bro. I manifested that, man. Cause you've been said, I want a slime green Tesla, but it wasn't a Tesla. Yeah. No real shit. I always, whenever mans are talking about faith with me, I always bring up the analogy that you did. It's like, uh,

I'm thirsty, but I know I'm gonna drink water Mmm, when I was telling man's I'm gonna get a slime green car. I knew I was gonna get it It's just at what point I was gonna get it like I already knew it. Yeah, you know, it's coming That's how you have to think if you don't think in that way is probably not gonna come to you Think about every single thing that happened in your life It was kind of already expected or he had a little bit of faith that had it in or The people around you had the faith that was gonna happen. Yeah, exactly. That's a big one. I

Did you know, cause you have a Jeep now. - Okay. - Did you know every single Jeep has an Easter egg in the car? - Oh, I think I've heard of that. - You know that? - Yeah. - So every single one, I think there's like a, there's a variant of 12 different Easter eggs you might have in your car. - Yeah, yeah. - One is like a Yeti, like the, what do you call it? The Bigfoot guy. - Yup, yup.

There's a frog I think there's like a dinosaur. There's a dinosaur. There's a bug There's a few ones but they happen to be in different places in everybody's car Yeah, one of them is I think under under the the floor mat there could be one. Okay? I think I've seen that you might have it in your your gas Your gas door. I'm talking about. Oh, I

And you might have it like close to your windshield. But you have to look in your car. If you have a Jeep, go look right now. You might find an Easter egg. I haven't found the Easter egg yet. You haven't found yours yet. Because I haven't really like shuffled through. I wonder if you have a certain color. It depends on like what you might have. Maybe you might have like a snake or something or a frog, right? That would be sick. No, because another thing, like when you buy a Jeep, you're buying into a community, right? And there's little things that the community does to like appreciate

appreciate a Jeep owner. So one thing, when my dad was test driving it, he said, he comes back home, fam, everyone was waving at me. Oh yeah, you didn't know that? I didn't know. So there's an unwritten rule. Every time you're in a Jeep, you either like give the peace sign or you say what's up to if you're driving a Jeep. All the other Jeep drivers, they go, yo, yo. Bro, my dad didn't know. He's like, what?

Look at these guys waving at me. Yeah, that's what it is. And then another one. I don't know if you know this. For any Jeep driver, if you're parked up and you have a rubber duck toy, you would put it on the handle of another Jeep to get ducked. What? So it's like an initiation. Like, oh, you have a Jeep? You're getting ducked.

That's a thing? Yeah, that's a thing. What the fuck? Trust me, there's way more, but like Jeep community is kind of crazy. That's kind of crazy. I wonder if there's anything else like that for other cars. It's just Jeeps. Jeeps are cool. Yeah, I don't know. Because Tesla, oh, I don't know. There's got to be something with the punch buggy, no? Punch buggy? You get a punch buggy, you get a beat up, you get put off. Put it back. Someone just like starts...

You gotta get put on before you can drive that shit. Cause you're causing pain to everyone else. You gotta get put on first. What are you saying about Tesla? Oh, no, no. Cause a recent thing of Tesla came out where, um, uh, there was these two, uh, there was a couple, right? And then they decided to do the nasty while it was on autopilot. Oh, that's, that's viral. Yeah. It's viral. It has the hub. Yeah.

How do you know that game? But that was like 20 mil, right? Yeah. And then even Elon saw it and I think he tweeted. Elon saw it. And he was like, he was like, oh, I knew it was coming that auto, auto driving was going to be meant for something else. You dirty, you dirty bastard. No, for sure. It's only a matter of time. Yeah. Like if anything,

If you bag it, every single thing in the world that has nothing to do with sex. Yeah. It will turn into. It will have sex in it somehow. Yeah. Because that's like our main purpose. It's like breathing to us. Yeah. Like humans can't go without breathing, drinking water. Real shit. Eating. Yeah.

And what's the nuts? Low key, right? You know the new term? Iglooing? No, what's that? Guess what that is. It's a Canadian term. Iglooing. Get like the wildest term, you know? Iglooing. Hmm. The Canada, you know? Smashing in an igloo. Ooh, close. Is it? What is it? So you take a shit, you freeze your shit, and use it as a dildo. Ew, bro. What the fuck?

This is why you searching the song. I see not a podcast I've seen it on something. Oh, no, that's crazy. No, that's insane. That's crazy. Why do they do that? It's just like a trend. It's a kink. I guess man's love that shit Anyways, let's move on from now. Okay. There's a there's a crazy conspiracy. I want to talk about cuz this just happened today Okay, literally today what happened to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? Did you hear about it? No, I never would so just now

They claimed that they almost died in a car crash. And because of paparazzi chasing them down the road. So it was an extremely dangerous car chase that almost killed Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. Now, what the fuck does that sound like? Car chase? Why is that important? I don't know. I don't know. Why is it important? Because that's exactly how Prince Harry's mother died.

Princess Diana died. The same way. The exact same way. So I don't know if people know, but Princess Diana, when there were claims that she was going to be killed, she actually died in a car accident with a very similar situation that paparazzi was chasing down the car. Okay. And it pushed them into dangerous paths, killing both Princess Diana and her boyfriend.

You know what I mean? Her mistress. You talked about that other one, right? About Princess Diana before with the car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the same one. It's the same thing. But it's crazy that it just happened to Prince Harry and Meghan. No, that's super weird. Yeah, fam. They're trying to pull the same shit. No, that's so odd. Yo, the script writers were so dumb. They got lazy. They got lazy. Yeah.

You know like Winnie the Pooh and like something else has the same scenes? They just wrote the same scene out with different characters. - Yeah fam, 'cause I don't know if you heard, but way leading up to this, they had problems with the crown not liking them. And it's crazy that this just happened because what happened last week? - What? - The King's coronation where he became King.

Bro put on the crown and was like, alright, let's knock some people out. Yo, fam. This happened just last week. I never heard about this. Not even on TikTok. The king's coronation? Yeah. So check this out. Before they become the king, it's like the ceremony. They put it on, right? What's fucked is...

There's actual rituals that happen during like a full moon. And every single time a king is crowned happens on a full moon. And they chose that exact date to line up to that ritual date. Now what's crazy though is not only does it match up to that date, there's a hidden meaning onto it.

supposedly you're only supposed to use this ritual and crown a king that's not actually the king. This is what's crazy. So they put a crown on a king to show the people that he's king, but there's a real king behind it. That's not in public. So if you think about it, how possible would it be for great leaders in the world to just pretend that

they're out there in the public yeah but behind closed doors is up they're completely different person yeah that way they're safe they don't get targeted they can call shots without actually being out there yeah because no like some of these mayors and shit they don't know what the fuck they're talking about yo trudeau box water shot and i was like you really think he's making these decisions i really don't know nah there might be like a you know there might be a guy there might be a true yeah did

Did you know, like, they actually hire people that look like the president or the prime minister? Oh, just in case they got caught? Yeah, lookalikes. They hire lookalikes. So I think...

No, this was even in Black Ops 2. I don't know if you remember Black Ops 2 story mode. Oh, yeah. When they captured the thing. So in Black Ops 2 story mode, you were trying to assassinate, I guess, like a political leader. Yeah, yeah. And you assassinated him, but you got the wrong one because he was a lookalike. Yeah. They actually do that in real life. Yeah. They actually do that in real life. And damn, I'm 100% sure, like a lot of people we see, if not, it's a double. It's probably just like not even the...

The person in charge at all. Real shit. No, I remember just at the dealership today, I was talking with my guy who sold me the car and he was talking about conspiracies and he showed me two pictures, one of Biden and another picture of Biden. And you can see in one picture, his ears kind of round. Yeah. The other one is totally shaped. Oh, it's different. Like which one is the real Biden? You feel me? Like he's off meds. Like he can barely get up the stairs type shit. Like you really think that old man is calling all the shots. There's no way.

There's no way. Do you think it's becoming more and more like obvious? There's some shit going down. I think the spread of news and how fast it gets out. And I think COVID, I think COVID reversed fucked them up because they thought it would like silence everyone. No, but it became more. Yeah. It made everybody more like curious and stuff. And I have another theory that

I didn't know about that whole thing on the media, the thing you just talked about with the prints and stuff. Oh, yeah? You didn't hear about that? Just because they announced that COVID was over. Why announce COVID was over? There's no way that it's over. They just wanted the attention back on. Like, yeah, let's... They wanted to say something. Yo, could something really just disappear like that? That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Like, who decided that? What?

Like they announced it like it's a patch update. Exactly. Deadass announced it like, it's fixed. Like, yo, how? Like, I guess we were vaccinating, but does it just disappear? That's what I'm saying because it's like if something big like that happens on the news and they want attention away, that's kind of weird that they would randomly say that. You know? That's like that thing that happened, I think, in Ohio. You hear about what happened in Ohio? No. So there was a huge chemical spill. Yeah.

And the chemicals in the air, they were cancer-causing, very, very dangerous to everybody's health. But no news covered it until like two days later. Oh, shit. Why? Because they don't want to like... I don't know, bro. I guess the truth shouldn't have been told at that time. Shit happens like that. You know, the ghost hunters, the ones that they call us the Filipino... Oh, Sam and Kobe? Sam and Kobe. Yeah, what happened to them? So remember...

Even though news don't cover them, what do you call this? They ran into a person getting murdered. Did you see that on camera? Nah, I didn't see that. So there was a whole case where it was a girl named Lauren Wallen, I think, right? And this was like a woman who just suddenly went missing, right? And the boyfriend was trying to play an act, like a double life. Like, oh, where'd she go? I'm so worried about her. Whole time, he's the one that did it.

Right So And he Took out That girl Just because he had a fiance And he I think he knocked that girl up And she was gonna spill the news That I'm pregnant To the whole world That's why he's like Fuck She has to like take it out I have to take her somewhere So What he did He took her to a field A random field Yeah And uh

And all you can see in the video of Sam and Kobe, they were there the same day. Nah, by accident. By accident. The news didn't even cover this. All you hear in the back, help, someone's trying to murder me. Yo, that's fucked. What the fuck? Caught on Sam and Kobe's video. Yeah, I'll put the video on. I don't have the video right now, but I'll put the video on. You can hear it say, hey.

- Yo, what are the odds though? - 'Cause think about it, Sam and Kobe, they go to places that are abandon. Places nobody would really be. If you're not a ghost hunter, you're probably just criminal fam. - He would've got away with it if they weren't shooting YouTube video back then. - Oh, so that's how he got caught? - Yeah, the YouTube video, not even the news. - Wow. - So crazy. - Don't be a man, bro, don't be a man. - But that's what I low key wanna like,

Because we go on like these haunted things. You want to come across something we're not supposed to see? Yeah, exactly. Like, oh, we have to start this cold case now. Like, it's on us. Oh, word. To save the world. That's scary though, fam. Because you ever see that movie, No Country for Old Men? You ever see that? No, no, no. What is that? So pretty much this guy, he was just like driving down the desert. And he stops and he sees like,

A bunch of cars just in the middle of the desert like this, like a circle. Okay. And he sees someone like crawling on the floor. Like a zombie? Bro, like half of his body's like torn up. Okay, yeah. No, he walks up and he sees, holy shit, there was a shootout here. Everybody in the cars are dead. And this guy's like crawling towards his suitcase. Bro opens the suitcase, million dollar plus cash. Why? What's the purpose of this? So...

What happened was he accidentally stumbled across a drug deal gone wrong. - Oh. - So he had bare cash just there, fam. - But this guy's only half body, fam. You can't even use it. - No, that guy's dead. That guy's dead. - Oh, that guy's dead. - But the, you know what I mean? The guy that drove by, he just drove by and like, oh shit, free cash. - Yo, that's crazy. - But what's scary, he didn't know this. There was a tracker.

there's a tracker in the suitcase the whole time so obviously his plan is like get out of the country blah blah go into a hotel bro ended up in a hotel and i guess he got the sense that he was being followed oh you know what he did why he sat like on his hotel bed with a shotgun like this and waited for somebody to come to the door yeah just waiting just waiting

And then he seen like footsteps go towards the door. He starts shooting. He's shotgun, but taken like he missed him. That guy didn't even get killed.

And he just like looked in like this. I don't want to spoil a movie, but that's like part of the movie. It's crazy. That's hilarious. No, because if it was a drug deal, there's definitely more than one man that's going to recover that case. That's true. So even though you hit one man and you're crisscross applesauce fam, you have to start moving. Yeah, you have to move. You have to move. The windows, they're coming from everywhere. What would you do if you found like money on the floor like that? That much. I'm taking rent for the year. Like not all of it. You're going to take some and leave? Take some and leave for sure.

Because no one's going to chase me down for 10K. That's true. I doubt it. If there's a million dollars, man's can't just have 10K. That's true. What would you do? But would it be like dirty money? I'd have to clean it first, you know? No, I would spend it. No, if you spend it, you're going to get caught with like criminal charges, fam. What are you talking about? You don't know why they do money laundering?

- Oh no. - You know every piece of a bill has like a serial code, right? - No, but if you get rid of it, it's not no longer under you. Like what's the chances of like- - Bro, hold on. - But that's real money at the end of the day, no? - They track where it came from. - Oh, I didn't know that. - You didn't know that? - No, I didn't know they track. - That's why they clean money. That's why they money launder. - I thought if you, I thought if you had, yo, yo, listen, I thought if you had dirty money and you spent it, it was gone. - Gavin's going to jail like first try, bro.

I'm there looking at that judge like, wait, it's not in my possession though. And he's like, what? Nah, because if you, let's say you took like illegal money and used it. Yeah. It's going to come back to you because wherever that bill came, went to, it's going to get tracked down. Word. I'm just simple. I was, I just tried to simplify like, oh, it's not mine anymore. It's gone. Finders keepers. Nah, fam, nah. Oh, there's something I do want to talk about actually. This is crazy. Did you hear about the Balenciaga missing person? No.

This is fucked, bro. So there's a theory that in one of the Balenciaga stores, the mannequin that they have, the one that looks human, is actually a missing person. Holy shit. There's this model for Balenciaga. His name is Christopher G. And he posed on so many different ads for Balenciaga, different shoots, everything. But he went missing.

And around the same time he went missing, what happens? They have a mannequin in one of the Balenciaga stores that looks exactly like him. Look at this picture. I've seen pictures of other models, trust me. So this is a picture of the mannequin. This is of the mannequin, right? Now this is a picture of him. It looks the exact same. It looks the exact same. And I mean, it's supposed to look the exact same, but that real? No.

No, this looks too real. That looks so real, right? Now, this guy's been missing. Family, friends don't know where he's at. Facebook is going wild right now with conspiracy theories because, yo, even just think about what's happened with Balenciaga thus far. Talking about so many, like, satanic cults, you know, talking about what they've done already, some shady business deals. It wouldn't be so far-fetched if...

They made somebody disappear. And they used him as a model or as a freaking mannequin in their store. That's crazy. And Taekin, like, they don't have, it's not just him. There's other, like, models that they recreated of kids that, like, I don't know. That look like humans? Yeah, that look like humans. I don't know if they went missing or are they, they don't even have records of them just because maybe they did something already. No!

And that's why they that's where they're getting the inspo from cuz really bag it. Yeah, you're not making a model of a face randomly It's not no AI generated. It's over but you would have to look at somebody and make these yeah, everything comes from somebody Everything's like based off something your theory every single Balenciaga model. That's a that's a mannequin like this It's just a missing person. Yeah, you know somebody look at that real shit. Nah, Balenciaga is really up to shit. Oh

Because the theories I heard, fam, like, it's all satanic stuff. It's so obvious, bro. Yeah. It's so obvious, fam. Watch. Later down in the line, even if this isn't true, even if this isn't true, Balenciaga is going to have another case or another story that seems fucked up. Guaranteed. But do you think that's a marketing plan? Maybe because...

They're promoting all that bad stuff already and their their whole like brand is based around like the owner being doing all these stuff Mm-hmm might as well use the evil media and push that anyways cuz there's no debt no more like that This is your life. You're living in the life of evil. It's not true business no more even just on like a marketing flip Yeah, what if to target edgy people? No, that's what they create edgy story because fam I

Not gonna lie, when Balenciaga had all this, like, the controversy around it, all these edgy people said, oh, yeah, cancel culture? Fuck that. I'm gonna wear Balenciaga. Because they're edgy, yeah. I swear Balenciaga is worn more now. No, it's not worn more, but it's only worn by certain type of... No, but what I see, like, a lot of people are hyping up Balenciaga. Really? Yeah.

I don't know about that. I don't know about that. But 100%, I can see like, it's targeted at a certain demographic now. And those are the type of people, because those are the type of impulsive people. Yeah, the sick minds. You know what I mean? So if you were to target one person in the world to take their money, yeah.

You would want to take somebody's money that will keep in giving you these type of reactions. So for example, remember the pretty woman effect we talked about this before. Now, if you treat somebody like shit in their store, they'd be like, Oh yeah, fuck you. I'm going to buy a lot. Yeah. That's probably like a reverse psychology flip on the Balenciaga thing because now it being a canceled brand, um,

People are going to be like, oh yeah, I'm going to buy all this Balenciaga because I'm cool. I'm different. No, you described the word perfect. It's the edgy fashion kids. Like those kids, since everyone right now wants to be different and nobody's wearing Balenciaga, who do you think is going to wear Balenciaga? It's the edgy fashion kids. It's the thing, bro. But yeah, something also I learned too, this is going to blow your mind.

Knocking on wood. I know the real meaning now. What is it? Everybody has been spamming our page like on Instagram. That's all I've been seeing There's 99% of what that one video so knocking on wood is actually summoning a demon. No, it's not Listen, listen, listen. So back in the ancient times when pagans were like Around the community. Yeah, and they needed a favor. They would knock on wood and

And these demons would hide in these trees. And so citizens, whenever they needed anything they wanted...

Knock on wood. Can I have this favor? They would get granted that favor. By knocking on the wood. By knocking on the tree. Knocking on wood. Because that's. So they say like spirits live in the tree and then they're waking up a spirit. They're waking up a spirit for a solution or a favor. But yeah, it was so funny because I was like, there's no way. I don't know, bro. But you said this comes from where?

What do you mean? Where does this come from? Like what pagan pagan rituals? I forget. It's a pagan ritual though. But isn't pagan like I swear pagan stuff comes from Europe. No,

I think so. Cause I, I guess Spain is Europe. Cause it is kind of Spanish. Cause I know a lot is like Spanish cultures and that's why in Philippines we do it. Yeah. Fuck. It might be. Cause I forget Spain's in Europe still. No, but I learned that. I was like, fuck man, we might have to knock it off, but you're still going to do it. You know what I learned too, bro? I learned just recently fucking treadmills. They were, guess why they're made?

I don't know, to run on. The treadmills were made originally as torture devices for prisoners. Oh, I low-key believe that. I low-key believe it makes so much sense too. Yeah, yeah. Because if you, there's no one, no one wants to walk like this. No one wants to walk like this.

Take that in. Cause I feel like a lot of the time we think, we think certain things are built for what they are, but that's, that's low key. The modified version. Yeah. The OG version of it probably had so, so many different updates to it. So many different like new plannings and buildings. The original purpose of a treadmill was to put all of these prisoners on, make them run onto the, the water mill.

And produce electricity. And even before electricity, they would use it to mill the grain. Because make that shit turn, you know what I mean? Yeah. I'll show you this video after too. Since we're on rituals and shit. Wait, wait. I have another ritual though. Okay, yeah. Go in and I'll tell my dad. Okay, okay. Check this out. So this is crazy too. Bowling. Yo, where are we finding these stocks, bro?

The Reddit search must have been so wild. Check this shit out, bro. So bowling, the dark origin of bowling, it was actually a ritual to see if you're a sinner, fam.

It's crazy. It's crazy. So the concept of bowling, it comes from like ancient, I think Egypt, where they would place a bunch of like pins, right? It wasn't pins. I think they were like statues or some shit. I thought you were going to say people. They put people there. No, no, no. But like pins and then they would take a ball. Now, if you're a sinner and you roll the ball,

and it hits all of them down, you've replenished your sins and you're forgiven. But if you couldn't, that means you're still a sinner if you still have one up. Now, the theory is, if you know somebody that's really good at bowling and they get a strike on the first try, they have a clear pathway to heaven. What the hell? So if you're not nice at bowling, you're going to hell.

Theoretically. What? There's no way that the sides are fate though. No, but that's the origin of the practice of it. I guess they changed it into a game. But originally bowling was just for that shit. It was just to see like, oh, is this guy a sinner? Prove it. You know what I mean? Are you really holy? Prove it. And then they go bowling and then roll that shit down. And then boom. Ah, you fucked up. You're going to hell, bro.

Now you're definitely one of those people that ruin those games because now you know that you're gonna go when we play bowling like Down below buddy

Now but who knows for sure yeah, that's that's the origin. That's a real origin crazy say saying they did they played a bowling on inside all those pyramids like right now they're doing that right now while everyone's just towards like there's There's man's there like whole bowling alleys in the pyramids because we don't know what's in the pyramids I seen I seen a picture it's showing on what if the pyramids are just the tip of like a whole tower and

And then the sand covered everything. And we can only see the top of the tower. Oh, that would be crazy. That would be fucking crazy. Like, we're walking in, like, a whole civilization. It's just we're raised up. Yeah, so, you know, okay, for example, imagine this is, like, the pyramid, right? Yeah, yeah. There's more below, but we only see the tip like this. We only see the tip like this, bro. I believe that's fucking crazy.

But yeah, okay going back to the rituals things so I seen something also in I think it was where was that one where uh, I talked about fuck I forgot where it was where the guy farts crazy. Oh, it's like the voodoo. Yeah the food Yeah, yeah, I don't know if it's in Bangladesh or Uruguay, but there was a video right? So there was this husband right that found out that his wife cheated. I'll show you the video. It's so fun. I

Right, but he decided to cast a spell on her Yeah, because she cheated and it turned her this trigger warning. It turned her into a half horse And yo videos of the no way There's no way No way hold on so you're telling are you gonna show me a video of a person that's half horse like no no no like they're doing the ritual fam and

Everyone surrounded in this community and he's like legit. No way this shit's real fam. In a way bro. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Here ready? Let me see. Husband casts a voodoo spell on wife turning her into half cow half human after she pees. Is this real bro? No. Hey what the fuck? I doubt this is real but look fam. Look he's dancing in front of her. Aight yo theory. Yeah. Yo theory right now. This is what happened. This is what happened. So they know there's some hoes in the village.

And they're like, "Yo, how do we solve this whole problem we got in the village? Y'all are sluts." So what they did, they're like, "All right, this is what you do. Pretend you're a wizard and turn her into a horse, fam." - 'Cause fam, the guy's going like this.

This guy's getting sturdy on the girl. They're using a fake string to pull up the tail, bro. And they buried the cow underneath her. I'm telling you, it's just to scare all the younger girls into not wanting to be a whore. Yeah, yeah. Now, me personally, I didn't believe it. But the video is so funny that I had to show you. Like, the tail moving got me. That's long. I don't think that's real. But...

it's definitely for that reason of like yo let's make everybody believe this so that they don't do bad it's like uh the muumuu oh yeah the muumuu just so you don't like it's just so you don't you don't act bad there's also other theories i i personally don't believe this but there's other theories that lebron james signature um uh ritual before the game is actually a satanic ritual so i think i've seen something yeah you saw this yeah so i'll recreate it he goes he goes he

There's like six steps. Bro's about to turn into a demon right now. No, no, no. Chill. Hold on. Let me do this first. So first off, he does this. Masonic symbol. The Illuminati. Second motion, he does this. Throws up the sixes. Oh. You already know what that means. Next step, he goes like this. That's the Baphomet chest release. You know? And then next thing, he goes like this.

That's called, I think it's like ex-falsification or something. Where it's like you release the demons outside your body, right? And then last move, he goes like this. So that's spreading the energy. And then he taps his teammates. So it like flourishes to all his teammates. It's a crazy reach. But at the same time, Loki, LeBron, that year when he was doing it, he won.

Does he still do it? No, he doesn't. He stopped that. Yeah, he stopped that. Did he lose to Curry? No, he beat Curry. No, he lost. I think that was the year he did it when he came back 3-1. Oh, shit. So, wait, this was back, back. Back, back. Yeah, when he was in Cleveland. Oh, but he doesn't do that same ritual anymore. He doesn't. I've never seen him do that again. Oh, you know what's crazy too? I just realized this because we were at WrestleMania. Okay. You know they changed the cross on Rey Mysterio's mask?

It's not even a cross anymore. That's how crazy they're pushing the agenda fam. So Rey Mysterio's mask, the OG mask. Yeah, there was a- They used to have a cross, right? They changed that into pretty much like awkwardly slanted off-white symbol now. No. Yeah, it's not even a cross. So a swastika? No, it's like, it looks like, you know, off-white.

you know what you know goes like this oh okay okay yeah here i'll show you yeah let me see but that's how you know bro that's how you know like they're trying to answer pushing an agenda look at this let me see so there's an old nasty like the the cross yeah that's what everybody remembers right the new mask is not even a cross anymore it's like it's like they changed it they changed it to like yeah like arrows yeah it looks like a compass now

You know what I mean? Yeah, that sucks. Like, why are they doing that? I mean, maybe that's a reach. I don't think that's a reach, though. Like...

They tried their best to hide that type of stuff. They tried their best to push one side of the spiritual battle and hold back the other. You know Ryan Garcia was such a Carlos fighter when he came out to a religious song. That's how I knew it was all meant to be. That was his fighter that he was going to choose that day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everyone... I knew it too, though. It was literally like... What's it called?

what do you call this? One guy came out with a religious song. The other came out with like violence, violence, shit like that. And I knew that violence was going to win. But at the end of the day, it's like, I think that Garcia won at the end of the day because maybe that was God's sign of, Oh, um, it's not the right time, but you have to have faith in me that even though you lost, I'll, I'll help you prosper in the future. I have, I have a real thing of like right now, especially I have this real thing I'm going through is like,

Even though things didn't work out, will you still have faith? Yeah. Real shit. That's when it challenges you. That's the real challenge, fam. That's the real challenge. Because you can have faith when things are always doing well, but will you still have the same faith when things aren't going your way? Exactly, bro. That's the true challenge for you. It's like, are you really going to stay? And I've caught myself doing that because it's like, sometimes, usually I've always prayed that,

my lowest but when i'm the happiest i i don't i don't go back to you know to think so i started doing that again even though like i'm happiest right now boom praying every day you have to though because like you know you never know when like he just decides and huh yeah bro you feel me yeah because you just see so much in the media and it's like they want to

They want to influence us to do these things so that we can become part of that society. And then once it's so strong, like if you're the little outcast, it will be so tough for you to go back in. If you have this idea instead, it's fully just peer pressure. Yeah. It's like peer pressure. Like you'll look stupid. You'll look stupid. If you don't go with the cool kids, you know what I mean? It's so stupid, bro. You look stupid, but I think that's what you have to change is like, you have to change that idea of it shouldn't be like,

You're weird. You're a lame-o you're fucking like why are you doing these things? It should just be accepting but right now is the opposite also I heard this crazy quote okay, and it's like this guy He's like a preacher and he said when he dies. He wants hell to rejoice Because now they don't have to fight him in the spiritual War Off the battlefield

- Yo, that's fucked. - Isn't that fucked? - Yeah, it's like, yo bro, you can't even fight me. I'm not there no more. I'm the weapon. You don't wanna see me. - Yeah, that's what you're saying. He's like, he's trying to be spiritual war special ops, fam. - I think that passes the, what's that guy? The sneaker when he said, "These are mags." - These are mags. - Watch my clips. Watch my clips.

you idiot that's definitely top two though that one and that one I heard that for the first time like holy shit why don't we think of things like that why don't we make it cool ourselves because we think everything has to be this way because that's what we see it now you can make anything in your life yours you can make it exciting you can make it loving if you spread it if you shun away and you hide and you

You don't use your confidence to bring that out of you. Nobody will hear it. Facts, bro.

But you know what? It's like, you see the biggest artists of this generation in Kanye and he tried to push that motive. But it's hard. Fam, he couldn't even do it. That's crazy. Like he, obviously there was some motion, but fam, who's really talking about Donda and all those songs on a regular basis. They're, they're talking about CLB, you know? Yeah, fam. It's crazy. But that's, that just goes to show like how much people are on that side already. Yeah.

Bro, fam, I just want to see like... I wish I could see like a list of people that are on one side and the other side and who's like fighting the battles. Because what if people beef with other people on spiritual battles too, but we can't see it? A lot. It's like DC Marvel. Like on this, on the hell side, you have like Chris Rock and Will Smith. Oh no, you have Will Smith. And on heaven side, you have Chris Rock because he got slapped. No, even on some shit like...

I wish you could see who's putting on a hex on who and then see who's beefing with who. Oh, that's insane. That's fun. That's fun. Because these celebrities do that, eh? Drake even said it in one of his songs. Like, you don't know the song? No. So Drake said, I think it was in Knife Talk. A voodoo curse. I got him when I flew to Turks. What?

So he put a voodoo curse on somebody. What the fuck? And he said, I had to get him the way I knew it hurts. So he knows it will affect him in this way.

And he said in his song, like, he'll put a voodoo curse on somebody. No, real shit, I've never, like, bagged that lyric. You never bagged that lyric? It's a nice song. No, no, like, I sing that lyric all the time, like, voodoo, because it's hella catchy. Yeah, but you never realized what it was? No. Yeah, so, damn, these celebrities are using that shit. What the fuck? And, like, it's like, the A-list ones get to know which ones, and then the B-list, C-list, they do egg cleanses. Yeah.

Yo, fuck the egg cleanse, man. That shit is also satanic, bro. Real talks, I bet you, I guarantee you. Oh, no, no, no. There's actually stories of... There's this woman that's famous on TikTok. And she does like feng shui readings and shit. And tells stock traders when to trade. Yeah. Like Wall Street stock traders will go to her. How would that correlate though? Like how does she know that? Who knows? You know what I mean? She just knows shit. She just knows shit.

It's like those You know those wise Asians Okay if you had If you had one question And like you knew This person was 100% could tell my future And you had to ask Your future? No no Your future Okay And you had one question In a room with her What question would you ask?

About anything. About my life? About your life. I would ask a question, like a stock question, and be like, yo, should I invest in this? But I wouldn't ask a question about my life. That's kind of fucked. I would probably waste my thing as like, what age did I get married? I would fucking, oh fuck, I should have asked a better question. What if it was like, yo, what if she said 25, and then you ended up getting married in 25? Damn, then I would be like, oh shit. No, but what if it leading up to it,

that deters you from oh like um i just become like uh like straight on my mind i should try and not yo you know what i'm thinking i think the way it's gonna play out is on some that's a raven type of like you're gonna see the future

And it's going to look like that, but it's not actually going to be that in that way. It's going to be like a lesson. Yeah, it's like, you got married at 25 in Sims. It's going to be that type of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Low-key, I think, I think that some psychics, they'll be able to tell your future, but like in a That's All Raven type of way. Like, they don't see the whole picture. Like, they see this part of it, but they can't see like...

For sure. The whole picture. Yeah, because I feel like there's no one that could actually really tell, like, what's going to happen straight line, you know? There has to be some diversion. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

Yeah. But I try to stay away from like any psychic just because I don't want, I don't want to be told. Yeah. I don't want to be told. I want to, I want to find out. True. That is true. You know, a trend that is coming back though. I seen that the, the killer clowns are actually coming back. No, they're not. Really? Yeah. So I've seen videos. So, uh,

I think it was in the UK. I mean, in France. Fuck these killer clowns, bro. Why the fuck? Why are they bringing this shit back? No, but they're bringing it back on a crazier scale, though. Look at this video. Of course, in the UK, because they have knives, bro. Yeah, look. So, May 2nd, 2023. Look at everyone running. This is from a clown attack. Yeah, from a clown attack, because they just went loose. New York City. New York City on the train. They're back again April 23rd. Clown attack on the subway. Everyone evacuated. Oh, shit. That's it.

They put like gas in the train and they made everyone get up. Like you know how the Joker goes into some place and then like releases gas? Yo, that's exactly the Joker fan. Exactly. Check this out. Oh shit. What? Oh shit. Oh, is the movie coming out? The movie's coming out.

The movie's coming out, fam. That's why. The Joker movie's coming out and it's like the sequel to that Joker. That's why it's happening again. But taking that shit is going to cause a ripple because like in Asia, in Singapore, they saw a clown waiting in front of like schools.

And in the UK also, they would wait in front of a person's school and then tell kids to follow them home. It's no longer like a boo, like a scare. It's like, oh, like Joker shit. Like, let me do this, you know? Bro. That's just like, have you seen that guy in Japan? He pretends he's a statue at like kids places. Oh yeah, the brown one? Yeah. Yo, I've seen that. That's so gross to me, fam. It's like...

There's like a character, like anime character. It's a friendly character, all brown as a statue. And there's kids playing around it. This guy wearing a full brown suit and he goes up to the statue, goes beside it. And like does a pose. And it goes like this. Yeah. Goes like this. Trying to get a kid to like play on him.

My god, bro, bro, and and did you see the video of it where the mom was like don't touch him And then yeah, I like grab the kid away, right? No, but then he says oh no, I don't mind if you play on me Like that's that's like no real shit. I've seen like videos of like the dark side of Japan where um, even school kids like they're so uh, their school curriculum is so hard that I

The only way to release their anger is to randomly in public, ah, like start hitting the walls and shit like that. Oh, shit. And no one would realize. What do you mean? So like imagine a schoolgirl having a breakdown. Yeah. Everyone is walking back to their job normal. They don't even care. And then like other people like in the subways, guys in full suits miss the train and they would have to sleep on the subways.

You know, it's like a lot of things in Japan don't get like media coverage and like the dark stuff. And you know, it's, but I know, I know Japanese people, they have a very strong sense of pride. Yeah. And that's why, um, you know, the, the kamikazes and like, and even just the, the soldiers when, when world war two was happening and the Japanese went to war, um,

They would have a katana beside them at all times. But that katana wasn't for, like, fighting. They would only open it to commit suicide. Holy shit. You heard about that? No, never. Yeah, I forgot. There's a term they use it for. But literally, instead of surrendering, they would take out their katana, cut themselves in their stomach, and go... What the fuck? And then die. Because they don't want to get caught, and they don't want to accept defeat. They will never accept defeat. That's why in, like, um...

that forest in Japan that Logan Paul went to, suicide is kind of common there because... No, I think that is meant for like... Yeah. I'm sure it was meant for that stuff. Yeah, it's like, it's kind of common because anytime, like let's say somebody loses their job or like things aren't going well, that's a common thing that they think too is to end it like that. That's fucking scary. It's scary, fam. It's scary. I was thinking, I was thinking, my sister was asking like, yo, what school should I go to for university, right? Yeah.

And she said her teacher, this is for all our Ontario kids. Okay. Her teachers told her, don't go to UFT. Oh yeah. No, real shit. Because the, what do you call this? Suicide rate. They had to create. It's the highest suicide rate in Ontario. Yeah. For a school. Yeah.

Is you a... I know. My sister's going there. And taking... Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. And guess what program she's in? What? Engineering. Oh, my God, man. But I told her... You better, like, buy her ice cream every day or something. No, but I told her, I was like, do what you can, you feel me? Like, she's really smart. So I don't have any problem with her going there. That's why I was so, like... That's fine. Yeah, that's good. But men who actually, like, are... Like, have to work hard and are not book smart... Mm.

fam i understand the pain that you guys go through like my sister's book smart she it's easy for her right yeah but taken for another perspective a guy like me who imagine i was put in the engineering program and i had to finish that man it would probably take me like 10 years to finish that damn program bro do you think people are naturally book smart or they train to be book smart it's a good question do you think it's like habits that make them that smart or it's they're just smart i don't i

No, I truly believe that people who are book smart are given that. They're gifted like that? Or I'm just mad that I just didn't get it. No, but at the same time, if you think about it, because this is the way I see it, if I put my full energy into studying something and I actually enjoyed it, I would probably be smart. Yeah. In that sense. But book smart people aren't really even... They're smart, but...

In every category. Like... Like say put physics in front of him. Put chemistry in front of him. No but... That's just... That's just the...

the habits of learning. That's looking at the habits of learning. Like if you're good at studying in one program, you'll be good at studying in another program. It will transfer vice versa. No, it is. It is. He's just a habit thing. I know, but I don't know. Maybe I'm just salty that I didn't get it. But, but look at the one thing that the B movie taught me is, or you seen that thing is like the B movie actually talks about the matrix.

nah what really nah okay so if you if there's a scene in the b movie when all the workers and the main character are sitting in a car oh yeah the b movie is mad woke yeah i didn't know this i didn't know this so the i tweeted that before oh really okay so the the main b worker lady she's like going through all these jobs and he she says uh make sure you find one you really like because you're gonna be doing this for the rest of your life and then the b the main character was like

So you're just gonna work us to death and then he's like and then the word is like we hope so and everybody else that's stuck in the matrix says They're just laughing. Ah, it's a joke, you know, but fam I didn't realize I did it as a kid Never would have thought that would have talked about check this out. You know, the b movie is mad political too No, because why because the moment every barry b benson freed all of the bees what happened to the bee the beehive? What happened to the world?

i forgot you don't remember the movie so pretty much when the bees stopped producing honey the pollen wouldn't go to all the plants and then all of the plants died

remember oh i didn't i don't yeah so the b movie is actually mad political because it tells you like everybody has to play their part for the world to run so you guys can't just drop out of society like this you guys better work or else the whole system's gonna collapse that's pretty much what the b movie was trying to say yeah teamwork really makes the dream work bro

No, but like they're trying to make you think, oh yeah, you can be free, but watch what happens. Watch what happens. No, but that's real shit because it's like as a society, boom, you don't have these certain people playing these roles. Shit. It's turning into shit. You can't be rich if there's no poor people. I seen some tweet. It was like,

Who's the owner of thing? Amazon again? Jeff Bezos. Jeff Bezos. He's like, there was a tweet. He's like, Jeff Bezos has like a hundred billion dollars and more than he has more money than the people in the world. A man can't even give 1 billion to everyone and he'll still have a bunch of money. No, it doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like that. But as a, as a, like a simple mind. Yeah. That's the easy fix. Bezos give a billion to everyone. He still has a hundred billion in his bank account. No, he would give $1 to everyone. Huh?

He would give $1. He can't give a billion. No, but he has, I swear he has more money than the people. Okay, maybe he can give like $5 to everyone. No, he can give way more. No, do the math one more time. You're the one in accounting. Do the math one more time. He has like, let's say there's two something billion people. Oh, maybe, okay, more. Okay, so two billion, let's say seven billion people. So he has like,

How much does he actually have? A hundred billion? Yeah, let's see. Let's see. A hundred divided by two. You can give everyone like 50 bucks. No, bro. Yeah, you can give everyone like 50 bucks. What are you talking about? He'll still have money left over if he gives like a...

Like millions away. For sure. Because he has income coming. To one person in the world. To every single person in the world. Yeah. You can give everyone in the world $50. No. What are you talking about here? Listen, listen. Say there's 7 billion people in the world, right? Yeah. He has $100 billion. Yes. He can give 1 billion. He can feed all those 7 billion.

He'll still have uh, what's a hundred minus seven every person you're saying every person and dog You're the one in accounting fam. Why do you actually not get it? No, that's simple math, man What's a hundred watch a hundred minus seven? Hold on. What are you talking about here? Am I tripping? Yes, you are Okay, yeah 93 divided into how many people seven billion hey look I

so the billion right hold on there's no way i'm tripping right now because i that was the exact tweet and everyone was like yeah yeah that makes sense no but he would have to give okay hold on maybe i'm bad at math wait wait wait so 93 billion right no no no so yeah he can give a dollar you're saying he can give a dollar no it's okay you can yeah you can give if he has seven billion it's a dollar to do seven billion it's not a billion

No, he can physically give out these bills because he has more money than the people on earth. It's okay. It's okay. Yeah, it's a dollar though. It's a dollar, man. No, it's not. Okay, fine.

7 billion people. I give out $7 billion. - No, no, no. And he has a hundred billion. So he has way more than the people on earth. - Okay, hold on. Hold on. Let's break it down like this. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. No, I'm actually right. - I'm actually tripping. - Hold on. Hold on. So he has like 93 left, right? - Hold on. Yeah. - 93 divided into seven.

So he can give everyone $13. He can give everybody $13 after. Here's a tweet. I put up a tweet. Jeff Bezos. He can give everyone in the world $13. No, no, look. Jeff Bezos has $121 billion. Okay. The population of the earth is 7 billion people. He could give everyone $13.

Every person 1 billion dollars and end poverty and he would still have a hundred fourteen billion dollars left over but he won't do it He can't give everyone a 1 billion dollars, but he has more money than everyone. He can give everyone one doll Look, are you are you are you confused? No, I swear that simple math though, even the tweet. That's that's tweet Yeah, but look one dollar fam. I

What are you talking about? There's a billion people. You give a billion dollars away. It's $1 to each billion. Yeah, which equivalents to 1 billion, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so all...

So he can give everyone $13. Because after 93, $7,093,000,000. No, no, no. Okay. So every person can get $13. No, they can get a billion, but it's okay. A billion? That's wrong. This guy's in university, fam. Give me his degree. Give me his degree. I swear to God, I'm not tripping. Leave it down in the comments section. This is going for too long. This is going for too long. Leave it down in the comments section. Give me his degree. Thank you.

No, that was tweet fam. If he has more money than the people on earth, then what makes sense- - The person that tweeted that is stupid. The person that tweeted that is stupid. - Yo. - Okay, anyways. - That's crazy. I should be back in Ryerson fam. Give me my degree. Give me my degree. - No, no, there's no way I'm tripping 'cause I still don't get it, but it's okay. - No, real shit, real shit. I'm like, what the fuck? - All right, all right. - No, no, no, it's not, it's not. - Let's go to Spongebob theories. Let's go to Spongebob theories. All right, check this out.

I'm actually right. We'll talk about it after I'm keeping this in cuz y'all owe me a degree at Ryerson now Check this out. This is crazy. Okay, so alright, so there's a theory that there's one episode in Spongebob remember when mr. Mr. Krabs he was asking the Flying Dutchman. He was like I want you to grant me the power to talk to money remember that uh-huh He's like I want a power can't continue. Let me talk to money. Okay, and he goes I

I can't you already traded your soul. Oh, what the fuck eight times for other things Yeah, so what do you think mr. Krabs traded his soul for although the money? Yes, that might be one Yeah, so check this out. There's a there's a whole reddit post describing each one of mr. Krabs is supernatural powers that he traded for his soul and

Now, one of them is detection. So Mr. Krabs, he has a crazy smell and he can identify when money is in the room. Remember he goes, I smell money. Remember that?

That's one of his powers. Another power. So in the episode Squeaky Boots, Mr. Krabs lifts up the whole Krusty Krab and then gets that dollar fam. So he's able to have supernatural powers every time money's involved. Now check this out. Let me see.

Also, at the end of Spy Buddies episode, it's revealed that Mr. Krabs and Plankton have disguised themselves as like a bet. Now, even though this is like cartoon logic, what they're saying is Mr. Krabs, he can fit himself into like small costumes, even though he's mad big. But it is like cartoon logic, but we'll add it onto the powers. You know what I mean? Now, another one. Mr. Krabs has the power to morph into pizza.

When was this? Oh wait, no, no. Not Morphin's Pizza. My, my, my. No, no, no. I'm tripping. I read that wrong. Mr. I read that wrong. I read that wrong. Mr. Kyle...

Mr. Krabs has the power Mr. Krabs has the power to morph Krabby Patties into pizza. You remember that? I don't remember that. You remember that? I don't remember that either. Remember the Krusty Krab pizza? Oh, okay. They called on the phone and was like, yo, do you guys sell pizza? Now we do. And then he morphs it into pizza, right? So you got powers for that. Now check this out. So in the episode Krusty Towers, when in the episode Krusty Towers,

When Squidward sees Mr. Krabs at the bottom of the floor, he ends up at the pet house and sees Mr. Krabs again? They say Mr. Krabs has the power of teleportation. That's so stupid. So in the episode, Squidward's Sick Days...

Mr. Krabs, when Squidward is sick and he's homesick, right? Mr. Krabs has the power to look through the telephone and see if Squidward is actually sick in his house. And make his eyeball go out of the phone and see. Oh, wait. It was like that though.

So theory goes that Mr. Krabs has sold his soul numerous times, not only to get money, but to have powers regarding money. Teleportation. So anytime money is involved, Mr. Krabs just has fucking powers. Why does it have to be involved with money though? That's probably what he wished for. Because if one of his wishes to a Flying Dutchman was, I want to be able to talk to money. Okay. Right? That was one of his wishes. That means a lot of his wishes were something stupid like,

Every time I'm losing money, I'm able to like solve it. Okay. That's probably like one of his wishes. You know, I mean, it's just interesting. It's funny. It's funny. It was on Reddit. That's a teleportation, bro. He probably just went up the elevator. No, but he went up there fast, fam. Squidward went up the elevator. Mr. Krabs didn't. That is true. So he went up to the top floor and Mr. Krabs is already there. How the fuck did he get there?

Yo, I see this crazy prank too where some guy, oh no, it was, what do you call this? So some guy pretended that he was in a coma, right? Yeah. So what he did, what do you call this? Before they were drinking, he put like the craziest like sleep medicine in his drink, right? And so he drank it, boom, laid back.

Knocked out right Yeah So what they did They designed a room To feel like it was a hospital Oh that's fun So The guy dressed up as an old man Nah He said Bro wake up Do you remember me You have kids bro And the guys in the Surgery like this

What is going on? Like, what year is this? That's messed up. This is the funniest part. So some guy dressed, the nurse dressed up as an avatar. What the fuck? So imagine, nothing is said. The nurse comes in and just walks back out. The guy on the bed is like, what the fuck is this?

That's crazy. Imagine a whole Avatar family. That reminds me of that one prank. I don't know if it was Vitaly. No, it wasn't Vitaly. It was like one of these Czech Republic pranksters. This was so fucked. They pretty much roofied his friend in a bar, made him wake up in...

in a motel shower filled with ice and pretended that he was a victim of organ trafficking. So bro was knocked out. His homie was knocked out and he wakes up in an ice bath and he has like bandages all over him. He's like,

He's like fuck with my liver at like yeah, damn So crazy. Oh, no, if somebody did that to you. Holy shit if I wake up in the ice bag regardless I'm like what is going on? That's all fucked Frank. That's a crazy prank See sometimes these pranks get to you know, like those man who knocked out his boy. Yeah, I know that got a million views I don't know if he'd be roofie this friend or they just got him really drunk one or the other one or the other but still I

That's like that's like the classic like um leave the hand in the water thing. I am and he pees Yeah, but that's like next level. Yo, I was and I was telling you too I thought the whole time the hangover was gonna be a sick movie. I'd even like to hang on You don't like the hangover. Oh, why I told you is like I thought they were prepping the plot to go to a crazy Las Vegas trip and

It did. They didn't show it until the end. No, but that's the point. I know. That's like the point of the movie. I thought it was going to be like, oh, we got to do this. Oh, you want to see the partying part? I want to see the partying part. Just go watch my vlog. Link in the description below. At Carlos Rico channel. I'm going to drop the Project X video. Go watch that right now. If you guys want to watch partying. No way this guy transitioned into an ad in the middle of my story, bro.

Like that was some Theo Vaughn shit. Yo, check this out. I have to say this. This is on my head right now. But did you know fucking Chinese checkers? Chinese checkers aren't actually Chinese. You know the game Chinese checkers with it's like it looks like a star and they move the things like this. That's just not even Chinese. That was actually invented in Germany. Oh shit. But why did they call it Chinese checkers? Ask me why. Ask me why, Gavin. So during the time

mahjong was booming because i think after the war people started playing mahjong in the states now when that craze was going crazy they wanted to make another game that was like chinese yeah because that was the i guess the you know i mean the hype that was the hype oh we want to play asian games you want to play asian games so they made a game called chinese checkers that shit is german it's not even chinese it's all the marketing fam

Damn. It's all the marketing. Yeah, no one plays that though. Nobody plays that anymore. It's the one with the star and it's green, red, blue. Yeah, yeah. I don't even know how to play that. I don't even know how to play it too, but it's always in, you know, the Dollarama. Yeah, yeah. The games that you get, it's always in there. Yeah, yeah. It's always in there, but man's never played it. There's like sides, there's like chess checkers and then that one. No one flips through that. Yeah, fam. So people just...

They just automatically assumed it was Chinese because it's called Chinese checkers. Or maybe it was a plot, like a marketing strategy. Since these... Wait, is checkers and chess originally from China too or no? No, I think that's in Europe. Okay. I was going to say... That's got to be like Middle Ages and all. Okay, yeah. Because I was going to say if the popular games were in China that time, it would be smart to label it made in China because everyone would hop on it. Yeah.

You know? There's a crazy event. Not even an event. This is like... I witnessed this in my own life. Yeah, yeah. I was at the CN Tower, fam. Okay, what happened? I was at the CN Tower. I went down to the gift shop. And you know those big buses that bring a lot of people? It's like the tourist groups. Yeah. It was a whole bus of Chinese people. And they walked out of the gift shop...

Laughing. They walked out of the gift shop laughing their ass off. I'm like, why are they laughing? I look closer. They're looking at the gift shit they got and it says made in China. And all of them are Chinese. So they went to Canada to go and buy Chinese souvenirs which they could have just gotten at home.

These guys bought, they wanted to go foreign. They wanted the foreign version. But now it goes to that thing of like, even when I go to, let's say Bahamas, where I went to like Hawaii. Yeah. All of those souvenirs, they're not even, at least most of them. Yeah. They're not even made in Hawaii or made in like, you know what I mean? Bahamas, they're actually made in China. Yeah. Like some, some people that go to, that are from Canada and travel somewhere else to get a poutine. Well, what's the point? You have the best poutine in Canada. Yeah.

I seen a man order poutine in some next place. It was like in the Philippines, fam. They probably have rice, fries, and then the cheese. You know, I had a C-Sig poutine. Oh, C-Sig poutine? Was that fire? It's trash. Yeah, it's trash, but you can't mix that. There's two different cultures, bro. There's two different cultures, bro. At least the one I got was trash. At least the one I got, yo. There's definitely some good ones out there, but the one I got was, ugh. You know what I've noticed? You've never cooked spam egg and rice in this house.

- Yeah, I don't. - Yeah, why is that? You just don't know? - 'Cause nah, I just high blood pressure, fam. I'm trying to eat spam, dog. - 'Cause you always said like, "Yo, my favorite meal." - It's like my favorite childhood meal.

It's still one of my favorite meals, but, like, I'm not gonna just be out here eating spam. That shit's high in sodium. No, real shit, real shit. Like, I go back home, and then, like, I have breakfast waiting for me whenever I wake up there. And then, like, I get so grateful, bro. It's like winning a million dollars. It's like that feeling. Because some days this guy doesn't eat because it's too late to cook. No, yo, yesterday, yesterday, right? So I came...

I only ate one meal that day. It was Popeye's. Three Popeye's chicken tenders and fries. I gave the rest to Josh, right? Because I had two more tenders. So it got so late. It was like 10 o'clock. I didn't have any food. I couldn't go to a grocery store because that closed. And I was like, I don't even want to Uber Eats. Guess what I'm eating tonight? Sleep. I'm eating sleep tonight, boy. Holy smokes, man. Bro, it gets to the point where you're like, I'm like, fuck.

I'm either gonna go get up, cook, spend like an hour on cooking and then an hour eating.

Or I can just like solve it right now. No, that's the biggest scam. Look, cooking is the biggest scam. So you make the whole meal for an hour. You eat it in 10 minutes and then you have to clean up after. That's another like 10 minutes. Bro, biggest scam. First world problems, bro. First world problems. Look at this guy. Just for that, call someone up and let me read the tweet and say if that makes sense to them and my tripping because I want to end it off that. No, I'm actually right though. I still,

I still don't get it. I'll do the math in front of you. No, no. Call someone. Call someone. No, no. I'm going to do the math in front of you. So how much billions does he have? 121 billion. Okay. 121 billion. And the population of earth is 7 billion. So he can give 7 billion. Yeah. Yeah. So he can give out. Yeah. He can give 7 billion. Yeah. Yeah. And there's 7 billion people, right? Yeah. Now he has 121. Yeah. Okay. Billion and billion, right? Yeah. Billion to billion. Exactly. Subtract. So 121 divided into 7. Why are you dividing? Because there's 7 billion, dummy.

so he can give everyone 17 and 28 cents and this guy's an accounting fam that's crazy and he's still like trying to fight me on this real fam i i think i'm simplifying it way too much wait you still don't get it why are you dividing it though it's just subtraction no way there's no way no no i have to call someone let me call someone there's no way i'm terrible at math but i know i understand this i'm calling my friend who owns a tesla

He'll answer for sure. Okay, go. Hold on, hold on. Yo, Antoine, Antoine, I have a question, right? What's up? Does this make sense to you? So, Jeff Bezos has $121 billion, right? The population of Earth is 7 billion people. He can give every person $1 billion and he can still have $114 billion left over. No, he can give everyone $1. No, he can give a billion. The fuck? If he gave everybody a billion dollars, how would he have money then? Because he's still left over.

Bro, you don't get it, fam? I don't get it, fam. How do you know? Bro, Antoine, this guy's in accounting, bro. Gavin, this guy's in accounting school, yes? Yes. So how does he not understand this? This is like simple. That's why. It is simple. I know. I've seen this joke before, Carlos, too. Oh, is it like a... No, it's not a joke. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, so you divide, right? Yes, you divide to seven. But why wouldn't you subtract? Subtract? Fam, it's... What's the question again? It was...

Yeah, and the population of Earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 billion dollars and end poverty. If he gives away 7 billion dollars, he can give everyone 1 dollar. No, no, Gavin's saying that. There was a tweet that I read. No, but Gavin's saying that he can give everyone a billion dollars. Yeah, yeah, I thought, I thought. Fuck. Okay, I'm going back, I'm going back, I'm going back. That's crazy, bro.

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