Uniparty Panic Breaks Out As Kamala Slides (Ep. 2325)
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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. Folks, this is it. This is the entire race right here tomorrow night. You know it. I know it. Everyone with a functioning neuron knows it.

If the absolutely hapless Kamala Harris, whose biggest enemy is Kamala Harris, she's running away from herself debating her own positions. If Kamala Harris cannot save this campaign, I've got the poll numbers to back it up, that she is absolutely drowning right now. If she doesn't save her campaign tomorrow during this debate, there's no red wave talk. We have to execute. There's cheating, scamming, the media, anything can happen. But let's just be candid. She's going to be in a lot of trouble.

We, by the way, big announcement. Guy, remind me before the end of the show to say it again, too. Debate coverage with Evita, just like we did last time. Me and Evita had a lot of fun. Should be sitting right there. 8.45, 15 minutes before we are going to go live here on Rumble. McGroin crew, Anita, everyone in the Bonchino Army, spread the word. We want a big crowd here. 8.45 p.m. tomorrow, Tuesday, live.

debate coverage right here. You heard me rave about Beam's Dream Powder every week. Go get it. They're offering their largest discount at shopbeam.com slash Bongino. Use code Bongino. I've got a really short weekend update. Tomorrow I will be in, actually September 11th, so that's Wednesday. I will be in Tulsa at night.

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Saturday was kind of slow for us. We were just hanging out with my Ortodontist friend, who we love. But we went to a dinner, and I run into this guy, and I just want to say to you military guys, especially you special operators out there, Green Berets, Recon, Pararescue, Seals, Rangers, you guys are really badass mofos, and you have my absolute undying respect. The reason I bring it up...

I'm at a dinner with this guy, super nice guy. I'm talking to this guy for, I don't know, an hour or so. I'm at the orthodontist's house, right? Maybe over an hour. The guy doesn't mention anything. I mean, he's just kindly taking it all in. And he knew who I was, and his wife was a regular listener to the show, so welcome. I don't want to say who they were. But we're like an hour and a half into this thing. I didn't even tell these guys this story.

And I asked the guy what he did. And I think after a few drinks, like he loosened up and he was like, Oh, I was in the Navy. And I was like, Oh, cool, man. That's pretty awesome. Thanks for your service. I could love military folks. I only find out like another hour in this cat was on seal team six. Like was the real deal. Because the other guy I was with who was in the military, they were like, I was like, damn. And he's talking about all these operations. I mean, not like sensitive stuff, but just like,

Man, what a badass. So God bless all you special operators out there. I just thought that was like the coolest thing. I didn't even mention it. Oh yeah, finally SEO team six. God bless you. All right, getting to the show. Ladies and gentlemen, let me make an announcement. Dan Bonge, Dan Bonge, you know, the judges ruled. We got stuff falling all over the place. When Dick and Liz Cheney, crying Adam Kinzinger,

Joe and Jill Biden, Barack Obama, the communist left-wing media, the sellout fake Republican media, and Mark Cuban agree on a candidate, who do you vote for? Anyone? Anyone else but that person. 100% thank you, Michael. I was going to say the other guy, but you're correct. The answer is, because we may have some other people, anyone but that person. They all agree Kamala Harris is the gal.

Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, Biden, Obama, the commies in the media, Mark Cuban. If they're telling you this is your gal,

It's not the person you want. I warned you the swampy right and the communist left were teaming up. I told you that's what the Russia hoax thing last week about conservative media bought off by Russians. The fake Russia hoax 3.0 last week, ladies and gentlemen, that was not designed for liberals. I,

I cannot emphasize this enough. I'm not going to go into the whole story again. It was designed for swampy Republicans like Dick and Liz Cheney and others, big war machine people. They make a bunch of money off connections and jobs and stuff like that and influence all of these legacy families that influence Petal. Here is what is at risk for them. You ready? Everyone, just focus like a laser on me right now.

This is about jobs, money, and influence.

The people in the swampy right and the communist left have one thing in common. They have all made promises to people that they cannot fulfill if they don't have power. Do you understand what I'm getting at? If Donald Trump wins, there are no positions for them on the Kennedy Center board. There are no positions for them as the foreign ambassador to Sweden. It'd be a pretty cool gig. There are none of these positions.

They're not going to be there. There are no positions on defense acquisition boards where you can go and make a contractor billions upon quadrillions of dollars. Trump doesn't do that.

He doesn't do that. I'm not telling you he doesn't appoint inner circle people. I'm just telling you he has not been in politics like these legacy families forever where he's made a million promises they can't fulfill. That is what's going on right now. They are all uniting, and it's going to get worse, to protect the crown.

And the crown are jobs, money, influence, and power. That explains this clip. I want you to watch this. This is Liz Cheney. Liz Cheney, who has just disgraced herself, her family, her state, her neighbors. What did she lose by? 60-something points in a primary? How?

the hell do you lose by that margin in a primary as an incumbent with all the money access and the family name behind you how do you lose the answer is you must really suck that nobody likes you here's Liz Cheney at a little media symposium thing saying who her dad's gonna vote for and probably her too we'd assume right check this out

Dick Cheney, your father, a beloved figure among Democrats for many, many years. Do you, if you know who he will be supporting or who he'll be voting for, do you care to share with us who he might be voting for? Dick Cheney will be voting for Kamala Harris. I want you to understand that these people are demonic. They fully under, Liz Cheney is not stupid. Don't, don't make that mistake.

I get it that it's some, you know, you may feel like it's an emotionally rewarding thing to vent. Oh, people are just stupid. Oh, thank you guys for pulling up. Liz Cheney lost by 66%. Harriet Hageman to 28.9. Round down 65 to 30. She lost by 35 plus points. She was the freaking incumbent. You know how hard that is to do?

Folks, she is not dumb. Don't make that mistake. That's the mistake they keep making with Donald Trump. Stupid tweets, all that stuff. Trust me, you may think he's a lot of things, okay? Stupid is definitely not one of them. Beat your ass, I believe, twice. He didn't cheat in 2020. She knows exactly what she's doing.

The swampy right will throw this country right into the incinerator. They will burn this place to the ground before their friends aren't taken care of in the next Republican administration. Here's Scott Jennings on CNN, one of the few smart guys over there. This goes to show you, too, how the commie left, the communist left,

will do absolutely anything to retain power. They are mercenary. How many times have I had to tell you? Hypocrisy, right? Folks in the chat, what do I say about hypocrisy? Come on, you guys are on the ball. P1s, McGroins, Bongino Army, you know it. Yes, they don't care that they feel like hypocrites, the left.

They care about hierarchy. When power is your only goal, all you need to do is acquire it and crush those beneath you. If you look like a hypocrite, it matters not. They don't care one freaking bit about looking like hypocrites. Here's Scott Jennings talking about exactly that. I thought Dick Cheney was a war criminal, lefties. Now you want war criminals on your side? We aren't like that. I don't want Barack Obama's endorsement for anything, ever. You understand?

I would say if I was running for office, I'm not. And Barack Obama came out and said, I want to endorse Dan Bargeto. We roundly refute that endorsement and we share nothing in common. Not the left. Check this out. Democrats have called Dick Cheney a war criminal for 20 years. And now all of a sudden they're clapping like seals to get his endorsement. This does not strike me as people who are interested in listening to your conservative viewpoints. They are hungry for power. They will take Dick Cheney's endorsement today.

You see how Jennings understands the same thing I'm trying to tell you? They don't care they look like hypocrites. Hypocrisy is not part of their spreadsheet calculus. They are mercenary power seekers who seek collectivism.

Power is a zero-sum game. I either have the power to spend my own money or the government takes my money and spends it for me. Once they've stolen my dollar through taxation, there's nothing I can do with it. If the government decides through a takeover of the healthcare system that you are going to have to go through the government to get healthcare procedures, you don't control it anymore. The government does. The lefties...

That's what zero-sum means. There's a winner and a loser. There are very few Pareto-optimized things the government does where everybody wins. Matter of fact, almost nothing. There is always a loser when the government does something to make someone else a, quote, winner. They have to take from someone else. They are completely hierarchical. They don't care.

Listen, there are jobs at stake. There are reputations at stake. These people lose power. Think about it. Put yourself in their position. Someone in the chat, say you run a car business and you're the guy in your town, Tuscaloosa or whatever it is, and you've run that town. Everybody goes to you for your new and used car. Then all of a sudden you get a competitor.

Do you not lose influence? Forget the business side of it for a second. You lose influence in the town. All of a sudden, the people that came to you and said, hey, buddy, I own a local restaurant. You know, I let you in all the time. You don't have to wait. My daughter needs a car. They go to the other guy now. You think politics is any different? You think the Bushies and the Cheneys and all these people and the Kinzinger's are above this stuff?

Are you kidding me? These people are even worse than the guy who runs the car deal. At least that guy runs a legitimate business, probably works his ass off. Not these people, they're lazy. Axios, Mike Allen, former President George W. Bush doesn't plan to endorse a presidential candidate. He's retired from power. Oh, you're retired. Countries burn into the ground and President Bush retired. I protected this guy. What a joke.

What a scam. Just to be clear, all of you Republicans out there, right? And MAGA folks, and you know who you are, who knocked on doors for this guy and donated. You know what he did to you? Someone gave me this at a book signing. Here's what he did to you. A triple barrel. I forgot this was, you're laughing. This has been sitting in my, people give me all kinds of stuff at book signings. They gave you a triple barrel.

How do you think George W. Bush got elected? By you voting. You like that? By voting for, by the way, I'm voting for the outlaw. Got my outlaw shirt on today. You can check them out on the website if you want one. We send all our proceeds over to charity. So if you want one, pick one up. Someone asked me about that. But George W. Bush, the swamp.

Yippies have asked us forever, the Kinzinger's and the Cheney's of the world, the Romney's of the world, the Jeff Flakes of the world. What have they said to people like us? Hey, knock on doors for me. Donate to my shitty campaign. Make sure you vote for us even though we suck and don't want to do anything for you. And you know what? A lot of us showed up. We saw the lever. We were like...

Because the other guy was terrible. And we live in a realpolitik world. Now, our guy wins. He's won legitimately. He's won legitimately a primary again multiple times. He's defeated every other Republican candidate. And these shitty Republicans are like, no, we're going to sit this one out. And you wonder why everyone hates you. You wonder why everybody hates you guys. And then you lose and you get your ass kicked. I lost.

I lost in a primary. Go look it up. I got smoked. I ran. I have no problem. I wrote a whole book about things I failed at. I've taken chances and failed at a lot of things. Why do I bring it up? Because of you. Oh, Dan, you're speaking with forked tongue. It's not like you've ever lost. Bullshit, brother. Bullshit. I ran in a Florida primary against an absolute establishment guy in Florida 19. We got smoked, man. I read the guy dumped like a million bucks on my head in 30 days.

We didn't have the money to keep up with that. You think I sat it out and was like, oh, I'm not voting anymore. I'm tired of these people, man. And that's why I'm so pissed, and I did all those shows last week, the one nuclear, about these dumbass Republicans who fell right in line with Russia hoax 3.0. Folks, it wasn't designed to target liberals. Liberals are already stupid.

They're already dumb. They already believe Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are going out giving each other back rubs despite no evidence that any of that is actually true. They're crazy. They think there's a pee-pee tape out there. They still think Hunter Biden's laptop was Vladimir Putin programmed it. They're idiots.

The Russia hoax 3.0 that was put out last week targeting these conservative influencers was designed for swampy Republicans who were stupid and are looking for any reason to attack their own people. You saw it last week with the Bart Simpson-looking kid from a national review. They're just dying to go after Republicans they don't like because they lost power. That's it. We're the power now.

Did you see that pod track ranking this month? We moved up a spot. We're the number four show in the United States right now, thanks to you. And they're all pissed off about it. We're the number one live stream, number one live stream in the world last week. I think it was on Wednesday. It's not self-praise for you. You made it number one. We are the power center now, not them. And they hate it, even though we voted for all their garbage candidates in the past.

So pissed off about all this stuff. I want to show you this. Oh, yeah, look at that. Thank you, guys. Check it out. Top podcast in August. Yes, sir. Dan Bongino Show. Number four, up one spot. Thanks to you. They freaking hate it. They're not happy for us. They're pissed off. Talk about our people. This is how it's done, by the way.

Tom Cotton was on CNN this weekend. Again, I don't get it. I don't fall in love with politicians. But I got to tell you, this guy's been getting really good in media hits. And when we get a win, we get a win. I'll take it. If he leads to a loss, we'll point that out too. Here's Tom Cotton on CNN asked a question by the absolutely hapless Dana Bash, who works at CNN, who has parroted every single bullshit anti-Trump hoax that has ever come out has been magnified on CNN. This is a joke of a network.

That anything they tell you about Donald Trump, rest assured, it's likely the opposite is true. This is the, I mean, the kings and queens of fake news asking Tom Cotton about Russia hoax 3.0. And he answers this question absolutely perfectly. Really? You guys at CNN on Russia. Again?

People should not normally take money from the government of Russia or Iran or China or any other adversarial nation to try to influence the election. But I also think it's fair to say that a few memes or videos in the vast sea of political commentary is not going to make much of a difference in this election, nor has it in past elections as well. What did make a difference in the last election is the lies about Hunter Biden's laptop that more than four dozen former intelligence officials lied about.

in the middle of that campaign. And most networks, to include this one, bought that lie hook, line, and sinker. That did make a difference in the election. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That's exactly how it's done. It's exactly how it's done. You get a question about disinformation, misinformation, or fake news from a fake news network, you flip the script immediately and say, when you guys are willing to acknowledge your role,

spreading around like a malignant cancer, fake news like the PP tape, the Russia hoax, Trump wasn't spied on, Spygate is a conspiracy theory, the Russian laptop. When you dip wads acknowledge your role in the massive spread of real disinformation, then we'll address disinformation like honest brokers. Till then, you guys are just propagandists. But thanks for asking, Dana. Thank you. It's exactly how it's done. Every time.

I rarely play clips back and back, back to back from the same interview, but there was another one about the Cheney endorsement. He did a good job. Again, when we get a W, I'll take it. Not endorsing anyone. I'm just telling you, I view politicians like spreadsheets. When they're a plus one, bring it on. If they're a negative one, call it out. Very simple rule. The Cheney endorsement clip, I think, is even better.

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The swampies are panicked that Russia hoax, I can't say this enough, was targeted at swampy Republicans who dutifully fell right in the trap because they want a reason to hate you and hate Trump because I'm telling you they want to lose.

It's being reported everywhere. My sources are telling me the same thing. The swampy Republican Party wants to hold the House, win a slim margin in the Senate. They'll take a bigger one, but they don't think they're going to get it. And they want to lose the White House.

I know that sounds crazy. Trust brother Dan. I'm telling you the truth. We are running against the blob, the swampy Republican Party, the media, left-wing NGOs, a bunch of billionaires who hate us, connected folks in the financial industry, the liberals, the progressives, and the Democrats. That's who we're running against. Here's Tom Cotton on the Cheney endorsement. Again, CNN playing it up. I thought he was a war criminal.

Check this out. Dick Cheney was vice president of the United States for eight years. He was a senior member of the House. He was chief of staff to Gerald Ford. He worked tirelessly to advance Republican policies for a long time. You don't think his...

his endorsement of a Democrat with that kind of pedigree is going to make a difference with swing voters? I really don't. Or never Trump voters who weren't sure about Harris? Well, I mean, some of this is probably that Donald Trump beat his daughter in her last election by 39 points. If the Cheney endorsement's so powerful, how the hell did Liz Cheney lose by 35 to 40 points in her own election, in her own state?

Where her dad was a member of Congress and the vice president. And she was, well, how did they lose? Because they suck and nobody cares. That's why.

Folks, these swampies are panicked. What's at stake? Said it before, I'll say it again. Money, influence, jobs. And by the way, don't downplay the influence thing. Yes, money has a lot to do with it. There's a lot of people who've been promised a lot of things by the next incoming administration. A lot of things. Talking about, you know, Harris and the swampies if they made it. They have been promised a ton of things.

Influence is at stake. If the Bushies and the Cheneys and the Obamas and the Clintons cannot get their candidate past the guy they're telling you, they're telling you is a fascist threat to democracy, then what does it say about them?

None of that's true, of course, but that the guy you're claiming is going to end the United States, that your candidate sucks so bad that people chose the guy you said was going to end the United States over you. What does that say about you? What does that say about you? Don't downplay the influence component. They are panicked right now. The fake Kamala Bounce, ladies and gentlemen, is being exposed.

Look at his tweet. The polls now. These are New York Times. The New York Times, I believe, CNN, Paul. How bad does it have to be? Trump, by the way, outperformed the polls. Look at this. This is at IA Polls 2022. I like this site. They give you the polls every day on X. National poll, New York Times, CNN, Crosstabs. Trump 48, Harris 47. Keep that up a second. Remember, Trump ran five points ahead of the polls in 2020, nine points ahead in 2016, which tells you what?

The polls are consistently underestimating Trump's support in their samples. Are they doing it on purpose? Probably. I don't know that. I don't care. I just know it's there. I know by a matter of statistical analysis that Donald Trump has done better than the polls dramatically every time. So just one more time. If Trump is up right now in a New York Times-Siena poll by one point nationally, the race is over in the swing states. We don't even need to win nationally. If he's up by...

He's wearing five points ahead of the polls in 2020. Cut that in half. Say he's up by two and a half now, running two and a half points ahead. Donald Trump's over 50% down. Folks, they are in a world of trouble. I'm good with that. Thank you. Everything they're telling you is fake. They're Russia hoax, Kamala Harris. You know, I tweeted this out this weekend. I'm sitting there in my house, and I'm finally getting settled in the new house. You guys ever move into a new house and...

The first few weeks are really uncomfortable because you're trying to get... I don't want to get off track, but you know, you can't get a routine down. Stuff isn't where it was before. I'm a routine guy. I'm very...

I'm like, seriously, I'm almost neurotic about it. Maybe clinically neurotic. Anyone who knows me can tell you I'm a routine guy. And in my house, like everything's all over. And so I'm finally starting to get a routine. So I get to sit down and chill a little bit. I don't get to watch local TV often. So I put on local Fox, not national Fox. And I'm watching the local news about some stuff that's going on in the neighborhood. And I see this Kamala Harris ad run.

Folks, it is one of the... Have you guys seen the Project 2025 ad for Donald Trump? If you turn on local TV, you'll see it. It's running all day down here in Florida, right? The ad basically says, here is Trump's Project 2025. Your kids are going to be murdered. They're going to take senior citizens, launch them off the cliff, but behead them first. Your pets are going to be dead. Grandma's going to die. Their medicines are going to be gone. You're all going to starve. Okay.

Yeah, locusts are here. Make sure you avoid the angel of death coming. I mean, it's ridiculous. Okay, I'm being slightly hyperbolic. But they play this Project 2025. I've already spoken to you about Project 2025. People still ask me about this. Ladies and gentlemen, this is nothing unusual at all. It is not Trump's plan. It's not.

It is a think tank, and by the way, a very good one, the Heritage Foundation, that does this every year. Michael, this is not a trick question. What do you think a think tank does? It thinks they get paid by donors to think of things that Republican politicians or Democrats, if they weren't dumb, could look at. It doesn't mean everything they put in their book is going to happen.

It's like, hey, here's some ideas to fix interior, the agriculture department, all of this stuff. Maybe 2% of this stuff even happens. But that's what they get paid to do. By the way, I like to hurt his foundation. Donald Trump, it's already said, Project 2025 is not my thing. He said it publicly. You can actually look it up, liberals, although I know you're too stupid to do that. So you've got this spot out there claiming Donald Trump's Project 2025, which I found hilarious for this reason.

Kamala is actually on video and audio just a few years ago, taking a bunch of insane positions. Pull police officers out of school. No restrictions on abortion. Let the rioters riot. Take government over. Government's going to take over health care. A confiscatory tax raise. The Green New Deal. She was a co-sponsor, by the way.

She's actually on the record. So I'm like, this ad is funny. Trump's responsible for 2025, even though he disavows it. But Kamala's not responsible for Kamala. It's the craziest thing.

Oh, you see that? Yeah, this is my actual tweet. Crazy. It's 239, so I'm sitting there in the afternoon, and I'm saying, crazy how the hack media will tell you Project 25, a pretty standard think tank piece, is Trump's idea. But Kamala Harris's actual ideas, she's on video espousing, aren't hers. So weird.

That's why she's collapsing in the polls. Everything is fake. Don't go anywhere. Quick break. This next segment, I'm going to show you again Kamala Harris on video saying some of the craziest things you have ever seen that if they don't come up in the debate tomorrow, ABC, you're not a news outlet now, but if you're even trying to be, you are totally fake.

Here it is. Here it is. This is Forbes, by the way. Not like some like hardcore right-wing outlet. Trump campaign manager denies links between Ex-President and Project 2025. Freaking hilarious. You guys are getting good at this. You feel free to do that kind of stuff. So don't put up anything crazy. Give me canned, huh? Canned from my, like canned from who, right? My own company.

Yeah, put up something. I could see one time they go rogue. Like one of them turns Democrat and they put up Kamala for president. Donate here. But like cut the stream, cut the stream. We'll have to sever the lines. Like Spider-Man with Doc Ock pulling the things out. Everything is fake with these people. Everything is fake. Stay tuned. I'm going to show you because receipts matter.

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This one is, of all the Kamala fake things, this one I find the most hilarious. So someone asked Kamala about her collard greens recipe. So she goes on to give this spiel how she prepares her greens in the bathtub. That is disgusting. The bathtub. Do you know what happens in bathtubs? Bathing? You ever see how people get in a bathtub? Yeah.

Don't listen to me. Here's Kamala's recipe. Pay close attention. Check this out. I have a friend who had a Christmas party, Christmas Eve, every year, and she asked me to make the greens for a party every year. And I am not lying to you that I would make so many greens that I'd need to wash them in the bathtub. I'm telling you the truth. So how do you make your greens? Do you put turkey in them? Bacon. Bacon.

I do bacon. Folks, nothing about this woman is genuine. And candidly, if it is, do not eat at Kamala Harris's house without taking Cipro. Because you could wind up with a pretty serious type of food poisoning, okay? That's really gross.

Here's, so let me just tell you a quick story. Did I not tell you this this morning, guys? I'm scrolling through X doing my show prep and I find this clip so hilarious because Kamala Harris will say anything. She'll say, I cook so many greens, I put them in the bathtub. The response is,

on what they call black Twitter, black Americans who are on Twitter was hilarious. They were like shredding Kamala to pieces. I found this one lady. It was so funny and I lost the damn thing and I hunted for a half an hour. So this,

This lady's almost as funny, but honestly not as funny as the other lady, but it's still funny. Here is a response. I think this was TikTok, but people roll them over to Twitter. From a lady about Kamala Harris and greens in the bathtub. Folks, whatever you're drinking, put it down. I'm not responsible. If you spit hot coffee, put it down. I'm telling you. You got it? Okay. It's down, right? Pull over in a safe spot.

Listen to this. Check this out.

Lawyers, I'm suing your ass. You messed up my stress. You gave me PTSD. Hell no. No. This lady, she may be. Someone please find this lady for me. She is hilarious. Ass crack, toe jam. I'm calling the FBI, the CIA, my lawyer. I'm calling the FBI.

He's snorting. The other lady was just as good, but I lost the damn video. Imagine that. You're in the bathtub, right? You're like washing between your toes. You may have been like in the sauna. You may have, right? You're just...

You're doing the jujitsu with the soap. It looks like stretch twister. You're like this. And all of a sudden, imagine you're at the dinner. You don't know this, right? And you're at the dinner, and the greens come out, and you're eating them. And Kamala's like, yeah, man, I cooked a lot of them. And everybody's like, yeah, I know. There's a lot of people. She's like, yeah, I washed them up in the tub before. And everybody's like, ugh. Do you go to the bathroom sometimes?

Yes, it's at a rate. So you're an hour into the dinner, you've already eaten the greens. You go to the bathroom, right? And you see this nasty ass tub with like a ring around, like the lady says. And then you come out and then she tells you, yeah, wash the greens in the tub. You mean the tub inside? The lady's like, they're in the bathroom. Oh.

Forget the Pepto. You have to like, seriously, like full dose of Cipro, doxycyclic acid. You need like, you would be like, remember when they said that Trump said drink bleach? Holy Moses. What kind of crap is this woman is so fake? Everything she says is crazy. Now, back to the serious stuff. Here is why she's struggling in the polls.

Folks, when you go to what they call, you know, black Twitter, where people are there, there are groups and lists and stuff where people talk to each other. Happen to be black. It's not my name for it. You hear, you know, Whitlock and others refer to as that.

You'll see. All you have to do is follow what people are talking about. Everybody knows Kamala's fake. It is killing her with minority voters, Hispanic voters, young voters. They all have bullshit antennas. They're like this.

The wind is bump. That's like a bullshit wind. They've got their finger on the pulse. They're like, I don't feel anything. The woman's a fake. She is getting annihilated with male voters, young voters, minority voters because she's fake. She is totally and completely fake.

I want you to watch this supercut. Is this a Grabian? I think it is. Tom Elliott. Hat tip, Tom Elliott over at Grabian. Here is a supercut of just the cringiest candidate, Kamala Harris, we have ever seen. And this is important stuff before the debate. This is why Trump needs to press her. The minute the stress level goes up,

You see Kamala Harris becomes completely, totally cringe. She becomes fake. She becomes phony and she gets desperate. Watch this.

Voter suppression. The accent is back. Stacey Abrams would be the governor of Georgia. Andrew Gillum is the governor of Florida. First, we saw her develop the magical accent when she was down south. I'm going to get into some business now. And now it's back. You all helped us win in 2020 and we're going to do it again in 2024.

We're going to beat him in November. Well, what are you going to do about it? We all know you don't talk like that. You've been vice president for four years. He does not walk it like he talks it. She doesn't talk like this. When we get this done together, my friend. I know how to talk to you. I mean, come on. Can I get a witness?

And they know. We all know she's just a big walking bag of artifice. You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? Best rapper alive. Tupac. Are you kidding me? I'm totally part of that whole listening generation of music. She seems to come forth with some sort of an accent while she's talking to French scientists. We campaign with the plan.

Uppercase T, uppercase P, the plan. We're expected to defend the plan. What was that? That was weird. Oh, the possibilities are immense. Whatever you want to do, you can do. I eat no for breakfast. We just, you know, we had a live fact check the show because I got to tell you, I totally missed that part. I'm like, Justin, just, you know, I'm not the biggest like pop culture guy anymore.

I'm like, Tupac is dead, right? It was kind of like a big deal. Justin's like, he's very dead. Like, he's been dead a long time. Like, he was not just dead yesterday. Who's the greatest rapper, Tupac? He's dead. I watched him in Juice a couple weeks ago. I got Juice and Crazy Juice. I've seen that movie a thousand times. He was in that. Tupac. He was in that.

2019? No, 2019. Get the hell out of here, 2019. I think it was in high school when that thing came out. It was Radio Raheem was in there. Yeah, he's dead. The woman's a fake. Here, you want to see how fake? How fake do you have to be for the local CBS outlet? You know, all of these national companies like CBS, they have local affiliates. You know, you've seen your local CBS. They're all liberal, all of them. Even in red states, they're all liberal. How bad does it have to be for CBS?

to expose the fact that Kamala Harris, who's drawing folks. Have you heard? You guys heard this? She's drawing huge crowds, bigger than Trump. They're massive folks. The biggest crowds you've ever seen. Millions, billions, folks, billions of people. It's amazing how they all, they're all trekking to see the new small M Messiah Kamala Harris. Here's CBS like, ah, actually, I think they're busting them in.

This really happened. Take a look. Well, behind me, hundreds of invited Harris supporters are leaving and boarding shuttle buses. This was a departure for Kamala Harris, leaving toss-up states to come to New Hampshire. Bust it a bit, folks. Hundreds. Pretty soon it'll be tens. Listen to me.

Absolutely, positively. I know you're going to hate me for saying this. I'm sorry. This is the one time I usually, not usually, almost always care. I can't care because it's my obligation to win. There will be no red wave talk. I promise you we can lose this thing. I promise you we can lose this thing. Anyone telling you it's over, I'm telling you is lying. Something's going to happen on election day. That's why bank your vote early.

Me, Laura Trump, Donald Trump, we're all saying the same thing. Do you think Donald Trump wants to lose? I can't believe how many people online are falling for this PSYOP. No, no, vote on election day. Okay, let's just be clear about this, okay? The DHS put out a memo we have put on the show probably no less than five times saying, hey man, there could basically be a cyber attack on election day. This is coming from the Biden team.

Why do you think they're doing that? Please listen to me. Please. For one of two reasons. Either the DHS for the first time in their Biden history is being honest and there's going to be a cyber attack, which means vote early, right? Justin, is my logic sound? Say DHS is telling the truth. They could be. I doubt it, but they could. There'll be a cyber attack on election day. Okay. Then that means vote early.

Option two is they're lying tactically because they want to do something on election day and blame it on a cyber attack, which means what, Justin? You should still vote early. There's no scenario by which you voting early, you lose. But Dan, doesn't that give them more time to cheat?

Folks, if they're going to cheat and steal it, do you really believe on elections? They get a tally live time. It doesn't take but five minutes to go, okay, we need more here, we need more there. They'll scam you either way. Vote early. Trump is telling you to do it. I'm telling you to do it. I'm not even on the ballot. I'm not trying to win anything. It's Trump. It's not my race.

I just want to save the country. Laura Trump, they're getting this data. They are going to F you over on election day. Guaranteed. Get out and vote early. Please, please. This woman is fake. She is phony. We could absolutely lose this thing. Next comma.

Who is that? Elf Lynn TV. Comment of the day. Can we get a little thingy for that? Like a little fireworks. Elf Lynn TV in the chat. Next Kamala will claim it's who pocket doorster. Well, it's,

Well, maybe if he was a Democrat, he could, you know? I mean, you know their thing, Democrats, right? Vote early, vote often. Dead or alive, don't really matter. We could lose. Get out and vote early. At least you can track it. Please, I would not steer you wrong. I'm not backing away from this. You could send me a million videos by a million people.

We tried the voting on election day. And you know what? They almost stole it in 2016 and they didn't 2020. You're going to get kicked in. Here's your balls, right? Here's your ball. You're going to get kicked in the nuts again. Kick me in the balls one more time. We already tried it. Then they stole it anyway. Everybody said the same thing in 2020. Please listen to your brother, Dan. Why do you think I'm telling you this? Here's another one on Kamala. This is great.

It's gotten so bad on the immigration thing that even CNN had to call Kamala out. Now, let me let me take a time out to you for a second. Right. Red flags on the field everywhere under the hood for review. CNN is not calling Kamala Harris out on immigration here because they want to hurt Kamala Harris or help Donald Trump.

The left, the radical left that wants open borders, it's the quickest way for them to destroy the country. They're upset that Kamala Harris came out and pretended to be for a border wall. She's not, but she's pretending. That's the only reason CNN ran this clip is they're trying to remind Kamala, hey, these left wingers can hurt you in this election. You understand that?

OK, that's the only reason I'm even playing. This is not done to tell the truth or because CNN is doing actual journalism. But here's CNN calling her out on the border wall thing. Check this out. Tonight, K-File investigates in a new report you'll see first out front. The K-File team scoured Kamala Harris's tweets and statements going all the way back to 2017. And what they found was more than 50 instances of Harris slamming Trump's border wall.

But now, new Harris campaign ads actually showcase that very wall. Folks, when CNN is burying you, you always have to say, motive first. Why would CNN be burying Kamala Harris? Again, they're doing it because the radical left-wingers need open borders. Open borders is their key to long-term political power. They write about it all the time.

Just put in a search engine if you doubt me. It's their thing. Just put in demographic destiny, Democrats, and click on a video tab. And just watch them talk about it endlessly. They're the ones trying to pull Kamala Harris back to this leftist position. Here's another crazy Kamala Harris position. Again, why are we doing this? Dan, why are you trying to... I'm just reading the chat. I love reading what you guys say.

Because the debate's tomorrow. And I'm trying to remind Americans, and for you to send this around to your maybe persuadable, independent, or even moderate Democrat friends who are still on the fence, you may not like Trump, but this is who Kamala Harris is. Here's Kamala Harris on police officers in schools. We just had another tragic shooting in Georgia, a school shooting, another tragedy. And what stopped this shooting? A rather heroic school resource officer who was armed.

Police officers in schools who are armed or school resource officers are a good thing. They are only a bad thing if you are an idiot. What do you think is going to stop someone with a gun from killing a kid in a school? Foul language? Here's Kamala Harris. She wants to pull police officers out of schools. And notice, she parrots the left-wing talking point about militarizing schools. My school...

The schools, my kids have a cop there right there. No one's militarized anything, you dumbass here. Check this out. And also, again, what we need to do about taking, demilitarizing our schools and taking police officers out of schools. We need to deal with the reality and speak the truth about the inequities around school discipline. We're in particular.

Michael brings up a good point. Is Kamala Harris notice how she doesn't talk about a militarized secret service detail around or protecting her with you guessed it. You have firearms. So weird how she doesn't do any of that. Either does Biden when they're protected with guns. And by the way, a lot of them at say, OK, OK.

That's who she is. Guys, can we save these for the debate tomorrow night too? Because I want to hit a couple of these singers before the debate because this is who she is. So just to be clear again, President Trump, can you put that Project 2025 thing up again, is responsible for Project 2025, even though it's not his thing, it's not even his campaign, and he is disavowed. And I'm not even telling you, I love the Heritage Foundation. I'm just telling you the Trump team says these aren't our ideas, they're their ideas.

Some of it may be good, some of it may be bad. We got our own thing. It's not even his thing. They've denied any links, and it's true. Yet Kamala Harris gets to deny in the media Kamala Harris. No, no, that wasn't me. That was like other kids. Here's Kamala Harris during the riots. Remember the George Floyd BLM build large mansions?

Antifa, the anti-First Amendment group. Remember their riots in the streets, tearing down cities, burning businesses down, beating the shit out of people. There was a murder. Remember the chop zone? You like all that? You want more of that back? Here's Kamala Harris. Well, again, loved it. Matter of fact, she said they wouldn't stop and they shouldn't stop. You keep on burning them cities down. Don't listen to me.

Listen to Kamala Harris. Check this out. They're not going to stop. They're not going to stop. And that's, they're not, this is a movement. I'm telling you, they're not going to stop. And everyone beware because they're not going to stop. It is going to, they're not going to stop before election day in November and they're not going to stop after election day. And that should be, everyone should take note of that on both levels, that this isn't, they're not going to let up and they should not. And we should.

He brought up a good point, Justin. Not only was she for these people, quote, not stopping, she was part of that Minnesota Freedom Fund advertising them that bailed people out of jail. So if you're in Minnesota, where I hear she may be up by a few points, how is she up? Your state and cities burn, and she bailed people out of jail to burn your businesses down. That's a fact. Why Donald Trump offered the National Guard. Well, what about her economic plan?

What, you mean the one now that caused mass inflation, real wages to drop, and a general economic malaise? No, she's running away from that one, pretending she's not part of the Biden-Harris administration. She's like, that's another Harris.

That's not me. That's other kids. Yeah, but it looks like you. No, no, it's other kids. So for a minute, pretending she's not part of the current administration that kicked you in the nuts again and stole money out of your wallet and your job is suffering and your business is suffering, assuming she gets to detach herself from what she did now, she's like, no, no, I'm running on change for myself and I'm going to implement this capital gains plan. I don't want to get into the large, you know, detailed economic ramifications of it. I'm just going to tell you this.

An unrealized tax is probably the dumbest idea in economic history. You would have to pay taxes on assets you have that you have not sold. You've got a pension fund. You've got a stock that you already bought with money you already paid taxes on. How about you get taxed on that even if you don't sell it? How bad does it have to be when Mark Cuban, who is not a smart guy at all,

He's not. This guy is like one of those stupid smart people. But Mark Cuban, who's a Kamala Harris supporter, and CNBC, CNBC not known as some right-wing outlet. Here's Mark Cuban and CNBC telling you Kamala Harris will absolutely decimate and destroy the stock market. Don't listen to me.

Listen to them. Well, of course. But OK, so what I told him was if you tax unrealized gains, you're going to kill the stock market. Right. And it's going to be the ultimate employment plan for private equity because companies are not going to go public because

because you can get whipsawed, right? I mean, my own personal experience back from the Internet days, right, all of a sudden I was cash poor but equity rich, right? My net worth was enormous, but the number of dollars in the bank wasn't enormous. And so I'd have to, based off of the unrealized gains, I would have had to borrow money, and I effectively would have been in hock just to pay my tax bill instead of trying to run my company and a thousand other reasons, right? So they realize that's the issue.

And they're doing it anyway. He just admitted Mark Cuban, who's a Kamala Harris supporter vocally, that if her plan that she's telling you she wants to tax unrealized stocks you have never sold, art you've never sold, possibly home equity you've never cashed in on, that it will bury the real estate market and the stock market will all go broke. And yet they're still moving forward with it.

But he's telling you, don't worry, behind the scenes, trust him. Behind the scenes, they may not be moving forward with it. Forgive me, I'm not trusting anyone. I said to you at the beginning of the show, when Dick and Liz Cheney, Mark Cuban, Adam Kinzinger, the Romney crew, the Bush crew, Joe Biden, and the Obamas and Clintons all agree on a candidate, vote for anyone but that candidate and you're probably going to be okay. I don't know what else you need to hear.

Again, we will be providing special debate coverage. Regular show tomorrow. Don't sweat it. We will definitely be here at 11 a.m. Don't worry. We will not have a show on Thursday. I got to fly back from Tulsa. Very sorry. I'm doing that event with Tucker. It's just a logistics thing. However, regular shows the whole week, but Thursday, extra show tomorrow during the debate. Watch it here. Nowhere else. 845 Eastern Time. We'll be starting 15 minutes early. We will be covering it. We'll be reacting. Avita and I will do our best not to talk over people.

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