Kamala Has A Plan For Election Night, And It Isn't Good (Ep. 2357)
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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. Folks, I'm growing increasingly concerned as we close in, and I mean now really close in, like the bullpens warming up on election night.

We're now less than two weeks away. And folks, I can't say it enough. The Kamala collapse is real. It's not a conservative media phenomenon. It's not. The collapse is real. It's genuine. You're sensing the panic. I'll play for you some clips from left-wing media outlets. They're starting to sense that this thing could be ugly. Here's why I'm concerned.

And this is what I'm going to get to in the beginning of the show. And I'm going to make a few really interesting points. A friend of mine called me about this one thing I said the other day, and I guess it deeply impacted him.

We snuck up on them in 2016. They had absolutely no idea that we were going to pull that out. So they weren't prepared. They weren't legally prepared to file lawfare cases against the election. They weren't prepared with media narratives. They just had already assumed the game was over. It was 45-0 in the fourth quarter, they thought. They weren't prepared. You know, the Super Bowl trophy was already in the locker room. They're ready now.

And Kamala Harris is already hinting at a strategy they're going to use. And I'm telling you, you heard it here first, but you better get ready for it too. Hey, Bongino listeners get access to beam cyber sale before anyone else. Enjoy up to 50% off at shop beam.com slash Bongino. Use code Bongino. Don't miss beams biggest sale. And as I said, I'm going to ask you a critical question. If you're still undecided, it's important going forward. Hey, using the internet without express VPNs, like walking your dog in public without securing them on a leash, right?

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please pitch them this one simple question that may change their mind. It's not what you want right now. If you're undecided, it's clear you don't want either. I don't know why people wouldn't want Donald Trump over Kamala Harris after these three and three quarters years of horrors. I don't know. I can't get in their heads. I don't understand it. You probably don't understand either. It's not my business to understand that at this point. Okay. I've tried for three and a half years to convince you. Stop asking them what they want. Ask them what they can live without.

I told you this happened to me when they separated the SWAT team from the president's detail and you had to pick one or the other. You used to be able to do both. I was pissed. I wanted to do both, but I couldn't. The world sucks. It's not fair sometimes. So my boss said to me, stop asking yourself what you want because you can't. You want them both. You don't like the decisions.

Ask yourself what you can live without. Can you live without inflation? Can you live without an open border? Can you live without global chaos? Because if you can ask yourself that question and honestly answer it, there is only one choice in the election. And it's obviously Donald J. Trump because it's the only candidate you elected where you did live without that stuff. I only bring that up because someone called my wife yesterday, a friend.

And he brought up, he was on speakerphone, he was talking to Paul, and he brought up that that had impacted him pretty deeply. I hope it helps. Folks, this Kamala collapse is real. And bottom line up front, you know I hate teases. Folks, if this thing, if, if this thing, what are you laughing at? The demo.

If this thing is a blowout on election night, I'm not telling you that's going to happen. Don't get excited. Execute. Execute. Execute. 10 people. Vote early. In person. Have I mentioned that before? If this thing's a blowout on election night, folks, they are absolutely not going to concede.

Here's a couple things I want you to watch. I hope you're going to spend election night with us here at Rumble. We'll be starting at 7 p.m. Eastern time. There won't be a day podcast that day, obviously. There'll be a radio show, but we'll be in basically all night. Folks, if you see a state like, say, in New Jersey, that Donald Trump's not going to win, that'd be highly, highly. I'm not telling you it's impossible. I'm just telling you I doubt it.

But if you see a state like New Jersey, and it looks like Donald Trump is only down about six, and it's five or six points, and then you see, say, a Virginia where he's maybe winning or down one or two, and then you see Georgia called early. Say Donald Trump is up five points. And you might say, well, Dan, they're already saying...

They're going to delay the voting count or whatever. Folks, they have exit polls. I've explained this for the last three days. Every media outlet on planet Earth will be sitting outside select poll locations in swing counties asking anyone they can get their hold of who leaves, who'd you vote for? Trust me, if it's a four or five point win in Pennsylvania or Georgia, some media outlet's going to call it early. If you see a Virginia close,

A New Jersey five or six points. If you see a big Georgia win, if you see a huge Florida win, say Florida closes, say he's up six, seven in Florida. You see Michigan's looking tight.

Folks, the race is going. They know it's going to be over. The Democrats, they know it. They know there's not enough electoral college ground to be made up, especially if in swing states and blue leaning states, Donald Trump is overperforming 2020 and 2016. There are very, very accurate spreadsheets they can put together. These media outlets where they'll generally have a good idea if it's a blowout, not if it's close.

that this is going to be an early night. I'm telling you right now, Kamala Harris's team will absolutely not concede this thing. There is zero chance. Folks, they are going to go to court and they are going to try to steal this thing again. She's already planting the seeds. Folks, why are we the supermarket? Why El Supermercado?

Because we bring receipts. What's receipts in Spanish? Recibos? Do you speak Spanish? I think it's receipts. Receipts, babes. Receipts.

Listen to Kamala Harris already planting the seeds that they are not going to concede this thing, ladies and gentlemen, no matter what. Trump could win 49 states and they're going to make up some bizarre reason. And here's what they're going to say. Hey, Jim, flag this right. Flags in the chat right now. Flags. Flags. I want to see flags everywhere. Every single person flags in the chat. They're going to say,

We got to count every vote. We got to count every vote. No, you don't. I mean, you will count every vote because you have to count every vote. But counting every vote means nothing for the election outcome. If you need 100,000 votes to win and it's only 25,000 outstanding votes. Yes, count them. Of course, everybody's voice should be heard. But it is no relation to the outcome whatsoever. Listen to Kamala Harris already watering the chia pet.

They are. Did we break it already? Nice. Good. We wanted to break the chat. That was actually we were going to write you at eleven fifty. I'm sorry, but we're testing everything before election night. So Chris, remember, wanted me to break the chat. So you did it early. Good job. All right. Here we go. Listen to Kamala Harris watering the chia pet right now that they are not going to concede this thing. Check this out. What do you expect on Election Day to get the results on the same night? Maybe two.

Two days later, a week later, what are your expectations? Well, I hope to get the results that night, but that may or may not happen. And last time it took more than obviously one night. Folks, she is not saying this by accident, ladies and gentlemen. Fascists, socialists, and tyrants never slip up. Sometimes they say the quiet part out loud, but everything they say, they say on purpose.

They may wish they can change the wording, but the fact that they said it is not an accident. They are planting the seed right here. The media floats trial balloons for them, and they want to see with these trial balloons what kind of feedback they're going to get back from their own side. If their own side would do the right thing and say, hey, listen, we just criticized Republicans for being election deniers. We're going to look like hypocrites, even though we had a legitimate case.

If we just fabricate a case that the election was stolen, do you think they care? The answer is no. Double-barreled middle finger to you. They don't care.

Here's the media trial balloon. Receipts incoming yet again. Kamala says it. Oh, look, all of a sudden, in Axios this morning, a communist politico playbook knockoff, right? Do you think this is an accident that the exact same message is in Axios this morning? I'm sure it's just a little bit of an accidente. It is not. Axios AM, post-election zen.

They note it's likely the election winner won't be known the night of November 5th. Oh, really? How do they know that? Because I'm telling you right now, if these polls are even close to accurate, oh, we'll know the night of November 5th. They note it may not even be clear the morning after or the day after. Here, look at this.

But that doesn't mean the eventual results were rigged, manipulated or wrong. Vander High and Allen right behind the curtain column. You see what they're getting at here? They're getting at that. Leave this up. I want to read the rest of it. This is super important. They're getting at if Kamala Harris challenges this thing and says, hey, listen, there are still votes outstanding. And Republicans go, hey, man, this is you're trying to rig this thing. You're saying, you know, there are votes outstanding. There's only 25 outstanding votes, 25,000. She's down by 100,000. It doesn't matter what's outstanding.

You see what they're doing? No, no, no. Every vote's got to be counted. They know why it matters. Sluggish vote counts could fuel distrust in the election, spark protests and paralyze governance. Both parties are preparing to challenge the ballots. You talk about raising the possibility of prolonged court fights. Yes, that is absolutely going to happen. Is there more to that? I think I could put in one more sentence on that. Oh, no, it wasn't. That's all right.

Folks, they are going to litigate this thing to death. I'm telling you, if she loses 49 states, they are preparing right now, right now to steal this thing. Now, I got the bad news out of the way. The good news is this. I don't even know if I should say the good news because I don't want to. This is an unlikely outcome, but I'd be remiss if I didn't put it out there.

Folks, the media dislikes Kamala Harris so much. They do. They piled on her when she was vice president. It's not because they don't...

They love her left-wing ideology. They just think she's a terrible candidate. They don't like her the way we don't like Mitt Romney. I mean, we're conservatives. Just because Mitt Romney ran as a Republican doesn't mean we like him, correct? The media has the same problem. They're communists. It doesn't mean they like every communist. You get it? They don't like Kamala the same way we don't like Romney. We just think they suck, and they're just not good at getting our values across the finish line. They don't like Kamala.

So the good news is this. If it is bad, say the exit polling is brutal. Say we're up in Georgia three, four points. Outstanding votes don't really matter. Say in Pennsylvania it goes downhill quick. In Virginia, like I said, it's one, two points. In Jersey, it's five, six, even like seven points. Closer than it should have been in a state that's gone blue like for eons since what? George H.W. Bush or something like that, right?

The media may decide this isn't worth the fight. And I'm not telling you it's because of don't pile on me in the chat. What do you say in the media is going to do? No, I love you guys in the chat. I'm just saying they may realize it's a fait accompli and they may say to themselves, listen, we got to move on and save the house and the Senate. We got to get rid of this. She's just going to embarrass the party and we're going to wind up losing in court and it's going to be even worse. Low probability that happens, but it's not zero.

So, folks, the problem they're having right now, and while everyone is getting ready to politically throw Kamala Harris overboard, the campaign is a total train wreck. They cannot answer a single question about what Kamala Harris actually stands for. I'm going to give you the...

I usually do this in reverse. Kamala Harris did a CNN town hall last night. An abomination to humankind probably cost her a point nationally in the polls. I think it's going to, it was so bad that even the lefties on CNN, on CNN where it was hosted, were like, this is bad news.

I'm going to play David Axelrod on this in a minute. The reason I'm playing Axelrod is imagine when Axelrod talks, I know this from experience, this is Obama talking. This is Obama's puppet master. If Obama had a puppet master, it's this guy. He listens to this guy like no one else. When Axelrod talks, he doesn't say anything without Obama and them speaking like the Borg with a hive mind, okay?

Here's Axelrod on Kamala Harris's performance last night on the town hall. She was supposed to pitch herself to America last night and she just reaffirmed the preexisting political narrative that she has no idea what she's talking about and speaks in words. Check this out. She doesn't want to answer a question that,

Her habit is to kind of go to word salad city, and she did that on a couple of answers. One was on Israel. Anderson asked a direct question, would you be stronger on Israel than Trump? And there was a seven-minute answer, but none of it related to the question he was asking. Folks, she's trying to rescue her campaign, but the problem is she doesn't have the toolkit to do it.

You know, I reiterate messages a lot on the show because when I was an instructor and you have to go to, they have these train the trainer things and usually they're lame, but one of them was tell people what you're going to tell them, tell them, and then tell them what you told them.

And one of the things I keep telling you is if you, you're never going to understand campaigns. If you don't understand this set of golden rules, I have, you know, snapshots and soundbites contrast, you know, all those. But the other one is if you are not the most effective weapon for your campaign and they are hiding the candidate, there is a 90% chance you're going to lose.

Not 100%, 90% chance. You always got the Eddie Murphy distinguished gentleman case, right? Where someone shows up and like runs on their dad's last name. Look at Bob Casey in Pennsylvania. Perfect example. A guy running for Senate who has never done a damn thing in his entire career, running against an accomplished guy, Dave McCormick. Casey has never done shit. He's running on his dad's name. Once in a while it works.

90% of the time it doesn't. You have to be the candidate as the candidate, the best weapon. You have to be the one at fundraisers. Everybody should be paying to see you. No one wants to pay to see the chief of staff. People go to a Donald Trump fundraiser. Imagine you pay, I don't know, $5,000 for a VIP ticket to a Donald Trump fundraiser and Guy shows up.

I mean, I love Guy. I love Michael. They're great guys. But let's be honest. No one's paying $5,000 to see them or me. No. You want to see Trump? Imagine going, damn, Bongino's here. I'm sure the Bongino army would be like, okay, cool. But I paid to see Trump, not him. I can watch him on the podcast. What's that? Guy said, if you want to talk about Star Wars, Guy's your guy. You wanted someone to do your math homework? Ask Michael. He's a smart math major. But he's not running for president.

Kamala Harris cannot save herself, folks. Nobody wants to see her. Nobody cares about her. Every time she opens her mouth, she says something stupid. And the thing is, the political narratives surrounding her are all true. Here she is last night giving an answer in the CNN town hall. I'm not going to play a lot of it because it was just typical Kamala Harris word salad bullshit. But here she is giving one of the worst answers I've ever seen.

Claiming that her superpower here, she tries to reframe a question, is that she studies too much.

Kamala Harris has a reputation for being lazy and not doing her homework. Don't ask me. Ask the staffers who quit and leaked it to the media. I don't know Kamala Harris's study habits. I don't know her. Here, watch this and then receipts incoming afterwards. Check this out. I may not be quick to have the answer as soon as you ask it about a specific policy issue sometimes because I'm going to want to research it. I'm going to want to study it.

I'm kind of a nerd sometimes, I confess. Folks, someone in a focus group, again, told her, you have a reputation for being unprepared, for being lazy, and for not doing your homework. So if you get the opportunity, try and reframe a question and tell everyone how smart you are and land that plane that you're kind of a nerd. The problem is, you've gotta

You've got to give him it. Time out. Got the perfect answer for you. I'm way too into today's show. The kid's got to calm down. Who's the kid? Two thumbs in disguise again. J.D. Vance. If J.D. Vance were to give that answer and say, what's my weakness? You know, I'm not going to give him it.

a little bit of a nerd. Sometimes I read too much into stuff and you know, maybe sometimes I need to make speak from the heart or something. I'm not saying JD would, and he doesn't speak. He does. I would say if he gave that answer, you'd be like, yeah, okay. Because JD, every time you ask him a question about any issue at all, JD, tell us about,

first to invent versus first to file on patents. Well, let me tell you something. There's a strong case to be made for both. But I think personally, the intellectual property, he'll give you, you would believe it. The problem Kamala Harris has is this, Washington Examiner, Beckett Adams,

To her staff, Kamala Harris is a clueless bully who refuses to do her homework. This is from January of 2022. It's not me. Oh my gosh, you're calling her lazy. How dare you do that? I'm not calling her lazy. Her staff's calling her lazy. And she proves it every day because she can never give an answer on anything. She doesn't look like she knows anything because why, guys?

Because she doesn't. She doesn't actually know anything. Now, I made an executive decision here. I think my team may disagree, but you tell me in the chat when I'm done. I'm going to show you what I mean. I'm taking a quick break. And on the other end of this, I'm going to play a minute and 52 clip. That's rather long. We try to keep them like max to a minute 30.

It's the last piece from the town hall last night, but I think you need to see it in these closing days. This describes the Kamala Harris problem to a T. She has asked an easy question, a direct question on the border. She has an opportunity to save her entire campaign by saying, you know what?

Stopping building the wall was a mistake. There was a border problem during our administration. I acknowledge it. We're going to move on. We're going to fix it. I'm committing to you right now, looking you in the eye. We are going to reinstitute some of those plans. Even if they were under Trump era, we want to see what works. She had an opportunity. I want you to listen to this minute and 50. I didn't cut it anywhere.

Because this is the Kamala Harris problem. She doesn't know anything. The things she doesn't know about, she pretends to know about. She doesn't even pretend well. And she comes off like an idiot every single time. You'll see it after I play this. Tell me if it went too long. I really like your feedback because I don't want to do it again in the future if you don't like it. Quick break and I'll get to it. Hey, Beams Dream Powder. You having trouble sleeping or staying asleep? Listen, I've been there. But guess what? There's hope on the horizon. With Beams Dream Powder,

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I'm going to play this again. It's about a minute and 52, but this answer sums up the Kamala problem. She cannot save herself. She doesn't know anything. When she doesn't know anything, she engages in word salads. Like Axelrod said, they never leave anywhere and she never answers a question. And that's why people are moving away from her in droves. Watch this disaster. Under Donald Trump, you criticized the wall more than 50 times. You called it stupid, useless, and a medieval vanity project.

Is a border wall stupid? Well, let's talk about Donald Trump and that border wall. So remember, Donald Trump said Mexico would pay for it. Come on. They didn't. How much of that wall did he build? I think the last number I saw is about 2%. And then when it came time for him to do a photo op, you know where he did it?

In the part of the wall that President Obama built. But you're agreeing to a bill that would earmark $650 million to continue building that wall. I pledge that I am going to bring forward that bipartisan bill to further strengthen and secure our border. Yes, I am. And I'm going to work across the aisle to pass a comprehensive bill

that deals with a broken immigration system. I think Jackson's question, part of it was to acknowledge that America has always had migration, but there needs to be a legal process for it. People have to earn it.

And that's the point that I think is the most important point that can be made, which is we need a president who is grounded in common sense and practical outcomes. Like, let's just fix this thing. Let's just fix it. Why is there any ideological perspective on it? Let's just fix the problem.

the problem. To fix the problem, you're doing this compromise bill. It does call for $650 million that was earmarked under Trump to actually still go to build the wall. I'm not afraid of good ideas where they occur. So you don't think it's stupid anymore? I think what he did and how he did it did not make much sense because he actually didn't do much of anything. I just talked about that wall, right? We just talked about it. He didn't actually do much of anything. But you do want to build some wall. I want to strengthen our border.

Now, just quickly, because you guys in the chat and ladies out there, this show is about you. Too long? Yes. Too long? No, it isn't. Bacino, on the case if you could. I just think in the closing days of the election, you needed to hear that entire thing. The reason I play the whole thing is Anderson Cooper, who lets no one mistake for a conservative. This guy probably throws darts at Donald Trump pictures every day.

Yes, thank you. Good. I'm glad you agree. Even he can't believe she can't answer a simple question. Are you going to build a wall or not? And that's why I ended it where I ended it. He asked her for like the third time, are you going to build a wall or not? And what did she say? I have told you where I got a security. She can't answer a question. She is an idiot.

And the thing is about this clip, too, that I love. I don't know if you guys caught it. There's an epic cell phone in this thing. Self. Oh, not cell phone. Self. S.E.L.F. Own. At one point in the beginning, she claims, I'll take ideas from anyone, Democrat or Republican, or they're good. She then goes and makes fun of Donald Trump because, yes, acknowledges he did build some of the border, the border wall that he said he was going to. She acknowledges it.

And then she says, oh, and then he did a photo op near a section Obama built. Oh, so Trump didn't have a problem with a wall when Obama built it? Even if that's accurate, it's the biggest cell phone I've ever seen.

So in other words, Trump likes the wall, whether it's a Democrat or Republican. You just said the same thing and it made fun of him for being bipartisan. Again, it's one of those things. If you follow politics like I do, you pick up on the subtleties of how this woman doesn't even realize she's stepping on her own unit.

She can't get out of her way. This is the worst candidate we have ever seen run for president. Folks, she is a moron. She is unlikable. She has the lowest social IQ I've ever seen. And I'm telling you on election night,

There is no way they surrender this race easily because it's the end of her political career. If she was handed on a silver platter, a nomination she never got a single vote for in either the original primary or the primary that never happened in 2024, handed $1.6 billion of money, they've raised a fortune.

handed what she claims is this great Biden legacy to this day, and she gets destroyed as essentially an incumbent, which rarely happens. Rarely happens. I mean, if she gets destroyed, incumbents lose. But if she gets destroyed, i.e., like Jimmy Carter style,

Folks, her political career is only going to be as Jimmy Carter, the female Jimmy Carter. She will be a laughingstock forever. And she knows it. You have to start asking yourself questions now. It's go time now. Cutesy time is over. It is time to execute and vote early and in person.

If you're annoyed by this, I'm sorry. Don't watch the show then over the next 12 days because my job right now is to say it so much you want to vomit when you hear it. All I care is that you do it. My daughter just sent in her mail-in ballot. She has to vote absentee because she's away at college.

I have been harassing everyone. Vote early and in person. Someone in the chat, if you met me out there, what's the first thing I said to you? Are you voting? Hey, you damn bongino. Yes. Are you voting? I drive people crazy. Vote early and in person because the question, is it bad enough? I believe is starting to lean in the yes direction.

I want to show you coming up next, Chicago. Yes, Chicago. I'm on the air there on the great WLS on the radio, one of the biggest blowtorch stations in the entire country. I get a lot of feedback from Chicago.

Is Donald Trump going to win Chicago and Illinois? No, he's not. Is Donald Trump going to perform exceptionally better than any Republican in the past? Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure. And I got the receipts to back it up. I want you to watch this resident coming up next. Absolutely torched the communist mayor, Brandon Johnson, there with a Trump hat on. This is some classic stuff.

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of the Bongino Army. Now, I'm wearing the damn Bongino, is it bad enough shirt today, right before the election. My daughter, everybody in the chat, give a big shout out to my daughter, Isabel. Went to her first political rally yesterday, drove all the way from Auburn to Georgia with her friend, Ashley, and they went to a Donald Trump rally in Georgia, and she called me this morning and said, daddy, she calls me daddy, melts my soul, folks.

like wax on a candle. There's no greater sound. That's how I know there's a God, that kind of love. You can't did. Why do words like that? She, when she says, daddy, I had the best time. I, I just, it melted my heart. It just melted my heart. I was so proud. She went and she said, dad, Donald Trump is amazing. She's and I, for her to get involved, I'm sorry. I sound like a proud dad this morning. Give me just some, I'm sorry, folks. I'm,

Maybe why I woke up so excited. My daughter called me first thing this morning. She even got up early to call me. And she's like, dad, thanks for getting us in. I appreciate it so much. She said we had such a great time. She saw Tucker there last night. And I'm just so proud of her. She voted, folks. She voted too. Is it bad enough yet? She had her is it bad enough shirt on. And a bunch of people came up to her and said, oh, we love the Dan Bongino show. And she said, that's my dad. See? That's the only job that matters, man.

That's the only job that matters. You get that right, your whole life is good. You screw up your kids, man. Everything else is shit. We can have the number one podcast on planet Earth. I'm sorry, your life's going to be shit. She was so proud. Two guys from FSU came up and they were like, oh, we love Dan Bongino. And she was like, that's my dad. So she took a little selfie with him and sent it to me. And I said, send my regards to the boys. But I did know that FSU was having a little bit of a tough season, just like all her football.

So thanks, guys. And thanks to the lady who said nice things to my daughter, too. Is it bad enough yet? She had this shirt on last night. Folks, you watch this clip out of Chicago of this Trump supporter in Chicago, female black Trump supporter. Why does that matter? It doesn't. It only matters because the left told us if you're black, you should be voting Democrat. Really? Why? Sounds kind of racist, doesn't it? I mean, people who are black don't think for themselves.

Is that what you're saying? Sounds kind of racist-y. Check this out. You're running the city to the ground. We've asked you over and over again to stop with the spending. We've told your cronies to stop with the spending. They won't stop you. They're letting you run rabbit in here. They're letting you run the city through the ground. They won't stop you. So because of that, you've given us no choice.

We gotta go to the federal level. We gotta go to Donald J. Trump. That's right. She's made it clear what he's gonna do. See, I got to have some help. I got to have some help. I can't let you and Cook County and the city take what my mother worked for and left for her children. Just because you feel like it? Just because the Democratic Party like they untouchables?

This is America. You bring these people up here that's from socialist countries and all this and that, and y'all think y'all gonna run that here? Black America said, no, you're not. The true white Americans are saying, no, you're not. The true Latino, the true Asians, no, you're not. I'm telling you, Brandon Johnson, from my heart to yours, Trump 2024. I don't know who that woman is, man.

but I'm proud of you. Jessica Jackson, is that... Jessica, we never met, but I got to tell you, man, I'm proud of you for standing up. I'm a little emotional today. I think my daughter just kind of got me in, but I mean in a good way. Like, I'm really...

I just feel like the country's about to change. I feel like we're going through something like an Ellie, an extinction level event. You ever see that movie Deep Impact? You know, the guy gets caught on the phone talking to Ellie and the wife thinks he's having an affair with Ellie and he's the president's national security advisor. He's talking about the asteroid, the comet that's going to take out Earth. Ellie was extinction level event.

I feel like we're looking at an extinction level event for censorship, for the mainstream media and their communist bullshit, for the fascist weaponized deep state. I feel like we are just 12 days away from us, hopefully, if we execute and we do the right thing. I feel like we are just 12 days away from all being a little bit of, what's her name, Jessica Jackson? We all got a little bit of Jessica Jackson. It takes a lot of balls for Jessica Jackson

in a city like Chicago, where you are surrounded, surrounded by not just leftists, but the most hardcore of leftists, the BLM Antifa types. And to get up there when you know even people in your own community are going to look down on you and to speak the truth to power, man, I got to tell you, I have never felt better about an election and I'm not going to let them steal this, man. Folks.

The black community has had enough of this bullshit. The Spanish Hispanic community has had enough of this bullshit. The Cuban community, the Venezuelan community, the Puerto Rican community, the Arab community in Michigan, the Jewish community in New York and elsewhere in Florida and other states around the United States. They have had enough of the bullshit. The Asian community is tired of being discriminated against in college and being told they're white adjacent.

Parents around the country who may have voted Democrat are tired of having their kids told it's okay to read books about oral sex and have their nuts cut off and then hiding a fake gender transition from the parents. They're tired. I am sensing a sea change. I know you see it too. And the receipts are everywhere. It is now time for us to just execute. Everybody has a plan, as Mike Tyson said, until what? Until what? Until what?

Until you get punched in the face. You're going to get punched in the face. No, not actually, but literally, figuratively. You're seeing it yesterday. Dan, why aren't you mentioning the fake Trump stories that came out yesterday? Because they're not worth your time. I told you a bunch of bullshit was going to come out, and it did. I met Trump in a locker room 47 years ago, and he touched my peepee or something. Everybody's like, what?

What are you even talking about? What do you mean? Folks, the hoaxes don't, no one cares. Why are we not talking about them? Because they're hoaxes. They're hoaxes. You're going to get punched in the face. Figuratively speaking, there's an easy way to prevent it. You know what it is? You guys have any idea? Put your hands up. That's it. Rather get punched in the hands than the face, right? That's it. Execute. Execute.

You think I'm making this up, that there's a sea change out there? Folks, I'm going to play for you now an MSNBC panel. Again, Dan? You sensing a pattern, folks? This is only, what, Guy, the 10th one of these we've played, CNN and MSNBC, maybe more? Maybe more than 10? Trying to not speak hyperbolically. This is about the 10th voter panel, minority voters, that CNN and MSNBC has put on.

You don't find it a little weird that these communist networks cannot find a panel of black or Hispanic voters where the majority of the panelists or even a few of them support Kamala Harris? I thought we were told the black vote, the Democrats own the black vote. No, no, they don't own shit. Watch this disaster for the lefties.

Not for America. This is great for us. Check this out. For me to believe you for another four years, you're crazy. Like, you're crazy. You're saying the same thing that you said four years ago. So the fact that she's the vice president to you is a bottom line. You're like, you've been here, you've had a chance. Yes. Well, for me, the very first time I ever heard the name Kamala Harris, it was an association to locking up parents for a truancy. That was the first time I ever heard.

ever heard of her name. And I really didn't understand how this person claims to be a black woman, but yet she's locking up black women and black men and separating families. This is the thing that is, Trump talks about this a lot. He says, you know, Kamala Harris became black. Right.

when it was convenient. Can you talk to me about, do you feel, do you agree with him on that? Do you feel like she's wearing her blackness? Absolutely. She's sworn into the, when she's sworn into the Senate, it was as the first Indian American. Thank you. Which is fine. We don't care. We all know she's not black. Let's understand that. We are all clear of that. But my point of view, and like I told you earlier, she's already been there. She's in office right now. Folks.

I'm not telling you Kamala Harris ain't black. I'm not. Kamala Harris's father is black. I don't care the racial categories. I don't care if she's black, Indian. It doesn't matter to me. I don't judge people by racial criteria. It doesn't. Kamala Harris sucks because Kamala Harris sucks. Kamala Harris doesn't suck because of some racial criteria. That's the very essence of racism to claim that.

I'm just telling you, Kamala Harris being phony and inauthentic has created a narrative I didn't put out there. People see it. They censor as fake that she'll try to relate to any community she'll relate to by using six or seven different accents just because she wants you to believe she's down or she's one of you. You don't have to be.

I mean, think about it, right? How is it that Donald Trump resonates more with the black community when he's as white as the driven snow and he's a New York billionaire? The answer is because he's not fake. And people in the black, Hispanic, Asian, Jewish, Arab, and white community just want a genuine person. They don't have one in Kamala Harris. Folks, it is all falling apart for them. All of it.

Their firewall has collapsed. Young voters, my daughter said there was a ton of under 25s there yesterday at the Trump rally in Georgia. Black voters, it's falling apart for them on the left. The game is over, man. The gig is up.

Latino, Spanish, Hispanic voters, Spanish voters. I don't even like these categories. Cuban voters and Venezuelan voters and Puerto Rican voters and voters from Spain share very little in common other than a language. That's it. They're not the same. It's not a monolithic block. They're all going in the Trump direction. Look at this, a Bronx barbershop. My friend Lawrence Jones has been doing great on Fox and Friends. Love Lawrence. Lawrence gets it, man.

Lawrence understands the black community because Lawrence is black. He doesn't pretend to be anything else. He doesn't need to. He goes into a barber shop in the Bronx with Donald Trump. Dan, this happened to me. I know, but it only fit right here. Here's the Bronx barber guy, a place where you wouldn't, these guys would have never envisioned voting for a Republican in the past until Donald Trump came along.

Here they are talking about things Kamala Harris just won't address, like inflation and the cost of energy. She's busy filibustering, telling you how she's such a nerd. Watch this segment that went viral from Fox & Friends. Check this out. My issue was more of the energy. I've been paying $2,100 since I first opened up. In the last seven months, it shot up to $15,000. What? That went nuclear because even Donald Trump doesn't believe it. Now...

Because, again, we don't do bullshit on the show like the left-wing media. Trump is Hitler. He eats little children for breakfast with a Diet Coke and some bacon. Okay? Con Edison, which is the energy company, deals with me. I know Con Ed for short. If you know New York, you know Con Ed. It's like FPL down here in Florida. Con Ed has said it was a billing error. Fine. Maybe, may not. I don't know. I'm not this guy's energy manager or his intermediary.

It's not the point. Whether he pays $15,000 or he paid $2,000 and now pays $4,000, everything the guy said about energy bills and inflation going up is true. Maybe the numbers, maybe it was a billing error. I don't know. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. It doesn't make the problem go away.

Trump's sitting there like stunned that this guy's getting just raked over the coals with his energy bill. And every American sitting at home who's paying now three bucks plus for gas instead of 180 under Trump or paying twice the energy bill, twice the rent, twice the insurance is scratching her head going, yeah, bro, I feel that, man. I feel that. I feel that. That's this cat's 100% correct. Folks, the communist media is going to do their best

to try to repair the damage in the coming days. They're going to give up at some point, though. If this continues to get worse, at some point you're going to see recriminations. I promise you. Listen to your boy, Dan. I am rarely wrong on this shit. I'm telling you right now.

Over the next few days, there's going to be a last-ditch IV infusion of vitamins and minerals to the Kamala Harris campaign. It's going to be a series of Trump hoaxes. I saw Trump transformed into a werewolf in London when he was a teen. It's all going to come out over the next few days. If they were real stories, you would have already heard them. Immediately dismiss them as liberal left-wing fantasies. They're already falling apart. Okay, we get that.

I can almost guarantee you by Tuesday or Wednesday of next week, if these polls continue to degenerate and the fake Kamala momentum completely collapses and she does a couple more horrendous town halls like this, folks, they're going to start preparing for defeat. She's not going to Kamala Harris. They're not going to concede this thing no matter what. They're not going to be stunned unless the media pressures them to.

but they're going to try to save her. You're going to see more of this. Watch this CNN clip, and I'll show you. Watch the CNN panel totally melt down. This show, this is what I'm talking about. There is now a very credible story surfacing, being reported by the Daily Mail, that Kamala Harris' husband, Doug Emhoff,

And it's an allegation. Everybody's innocent, so proven guilty. I actually believe in that, like the lefty scum out there. However, the allegation is that Doug Emhoff, this second gentleman, could be the first gentleman, God forbid she wins, smacked some woman in the face. Now, she's now coming out again saying, he hit me so hard that I turned around. Now, we were told by the left, believe all women. She's now doubling down on this story. That story comes out, the left wing completely ignores it.

Yet a story surfaced yesterday so ridiculous on its face that, oh my gosh, Donald Trump tried to grope someone or something. No one has any evidence it's actually true. It's another Russia collusion hoax. And the media was like, I don't know, there could be something. Even though nobody's seen it, nobody's heard it, nothing. Watch how Scott Jennings is handled on CNN, the Republican commentator, when he even brings up this believe all women, Doug Emhoff thing.

Check this out. Bakari, I listened to your entire filibuster. If you could just give me 13 seconds. I'll give you 12 because you said grab them by the... And so when you think about the things he has said in order to sell those records...

And you also consider some of the questions that are swirling around Harris's own husband in this regard. Oh, my God. I find. OK, you don't even get 12 seconds. I find. I'm not going to let you go into the far end of the end. I think I said Scott. I can't represent you in the defamation case. We're going to we're going to stop here for a second. I can't represent you in a defamation case.

He's a news commentator reporting on a public figure who has an allegation that has now been reported by a credible media outlet. What's the defamation? He didn't say it was true. He said it was an allegation exactly, which is what it is. But notice how they'll happily report on Trump said 100 years ago. Well, he wasn't born 100 years ago. Doesn't matter. He said he loves the Nazis or something. Oh, really? Who heard him say it?

The barber bought a bagel from a guy named Tony who's a dog walker for a dude named Angelo. And Angelo's cousin's brother heard it from the foreman on the job who heard it from his wife, Alicia. Oh, shit, that's definitely true. Do you notice it's not defamation then? This is what's going to happen. You are going to get figuratively punched in the face over the next few days. Just put your hands up.

How do you put your hands up? You don't magnify this stuff. I didn't mean how you actually, we're talking in figurative terms. Don't magnify it on Twitter.

Just simply point out, hoax in all caps. You don't need to do anything else. Another hoax, that's it. Nobody believes it. Nobody buys it. And I want to show you, because receipts matter, how the left-wing hoax commie, agitprop, North Korean scum media is now melting down because their latest Trump-Hitler hoax or whatever, it's all bullshit, just collapsed. Jennifer Rubin, one of the most pathetic human beings on planet Earth,

A woman who has, she is still employed in any job is just stunning. She's known for being spectacularly wrong on the major political stories of the day is losing her mind.

What is wrong with the media that the John Kelly Atlantic Hitler story is not dominating? They simply don't understand the stakes or they are intent on currying favor with the MAGA gang. It's a disgrace. No, Jen, you're a disgrace. You're trying to parrot another hoax by an outlet known for parroting Trump hoaxes.

You work for a paper that has already parroted a number of repeatedly debunked bullshit things, and now you're just breaking down. And I'm going to tell you, the shouting fraud is real. I know it's not great, but I am enjoying the glorious meltdown of the left. It's gotten so bad. It's gotten so bad that who do they bring out to parrot this bullshit

Trump, how many times are you going to call this guy Hitler? I mean, you've been doing it for eight years. It has clearly collapsed and fallen apart. How bad does it have to be that you bring out John Brennan

The the the lord of the eastern territories of the Russia collusion hoax, a disgusting filth bag human being who I'm telling you, if he was on fire, I wouldn't piss on this guy to put him out. He is an absolute life loser. This guy has destroyed the country, has abused nearly every position he's power he's been in to promote collusion hoaxes and destroy faith in the intelligence community. A disgusting garbage bloke.

pile have i said enough how bad does it have to be there there we go they got them now good one gee look at that mostly peaceful memes by the way that's a great account at mostly peaceful you should check them out that's really cool check them out that is a yes total that's it folks they nailed them now they know that's evidence total receipts trump hitler definitely 100 you guys nailed that's it that's what you i mean it's just embarrassing it's freaking embarrassing

How a party that embraces the death to Israel from the river to the sea, we love Hamas Hezbollah, has dared to claim that we're the party of Nazis? Are you shitting me, bro? Here's John Brennan out there parroting the Hitler hoax. Russia collusion champion too. Check this out.

This is not surprising at all. We have seen this continuous pattern over the course of many years of Donald Trump endorsing individuals such as a Hitler disparaging the U.S. military.

advocating for fascism, which is what John Kelly said, that he is fascist. And just like Mark Milley, former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who said that Donald Trump is fascist to the core. It just demonstrates that Donald Trump is not interested in promoting our democratic system and our values as Americans.

And so therefore, again, I find it absurd and appalling that so many Americans are willing to just dismiss these comments. And the undecided voters that are still out there, I think they really need to take this into account when you have individuals such as John Kelly and Mark Milley saying this about Donald Trump. Is this the country that you want your children and grandchildren to grow up in? I certainly hope not.

Imagine trotting this piece of filth out, this filth bag on MSNBC to parrot yet another conspiracy theory and then wondering why the campaign has collapsed. I want to show you how bad things must be. If Kamala Harris, if you watch yesterday's show, starting to sound more like Hillary Clinton and Obama, Obama's one of his worst moments was the bitter clinger moment.

saying, oh, you know, you cling to your religion and your guns, basically calling Americans who work for a living losers. It was one of Obama's worst moments. It should have impacted him deeper than it did, but the mainstream media tried to apologize for him. How bad does it have to be that Obama is out on the campaign trail

And he did it again. Hold one second. I need to face my last time. I promise I'm not going to ask you again, but we're doing really, really intense quality improvements for rumble. We want to make this the premier home for video, for discourse, for live chatting and the chat matters to us. We got, we got, let's see. I'm working. I'm working says I can't stand Brennan me either. So me being able to interact with you in the chat matters. We love rumble. I love rumble. Chris is the CEO.

He needs a favor right now. Last time I'll ask. I don't want it just to be annoying because the people on Apple and Spotify are listening. But I really need you to break the chat. We couldn't do it the other day. We need to load test it before election night. I know I joke around. I don't care what you put in there. A number, a yes, a no, a why, an N. It doesn't matter. Just put something. Everybody out there, we're the only show big enough. We're the biggest live stream in the United States every day. We're the only one. The Bongino Army. I'm serious. I'm not. That's a statement of fact, not opinion.

I need you to break the chat. Everybody go in and just decimate. I don't care what you put in there, but everybody comment and do it all at the same time. Because if there is some kind of little bug on some little device somewhere in a corner of Iowa somewhere, we don't find it. Because election night, I want this thing to work seamlessly. So bang it out. Destroy it. Destroy it. Keep it going. Wreck it. Wreck it. Wreck it, Ralph, kids. Wreck it. Wreck it!

Wreck it. Destruction. Destroy it. Shred this thing to pieces. Make this thing. I want my phone. Oh, look, a fire. I want this thing on fire. He's got the fire extinguisher in his hand right now getting ready to launch. I want my phone smoking. I want wires at rumble smoking. I want people's computers breaking. I want Chris sitting there going, ah, smoke coming out of his ears. Blow the chat up. Blow it up.

Blow it up. Make sure it's still not broken. Chris, you're doing too good of a job. Break it. Break it. Keep breaking it while I play this clip for you. Folks, Obama did it again. Obama's back again with the bitter clingers. How bad does this thing have to be internally for them? Check this out. I don't understand how we got so toxic and just...

so divided and so bitter and I get why sometimes people just don't want to pay attention to it. And we all have friends like that. We have family members who are just like, ah, you know, it's all a circus out there. I get that.

Here it is. You're all bitter clingers. I get it. It's all a circus out there. You're all bitter. We're not bitter. Who's bitter? Who's bitter? John Brennan sounds bitter. Jennifer Rubin sounds bitter. We're not bitter. We're not bitter at all. We didn't have that great of midterm. We got right back. We dusted off. We're right back with another election. We love our country. We're not the ones bitching and moaning. If we lose, we're leaving the country. I'm not leaving the country. I'm not leaving. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not leaving.

I'll get ready to fight in the midterms. I'm not going anywhere. You're the ones who are bitter, Obama. It ain't us. You're bitter, not us.

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