It's So Bad, They Want Biden Back (Ep. 2356)
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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. You know, I got a pretty cool announcement I was really hesitant to put out there because I wasn't convinced it was actually going to happen or it was for real. So Friday, two days from now, it's obviously Wednesday, show is live 11 a.m. You may be listening on demand, but we put it out there live.

You know, Cenk from the Young Turks. So he's a pretty devout leftist. I think he was a Bernie Sanders guy, whatever. You probably see he got a really popular podcast on the left. He put out on Twitter, you know, basically saying, I want to debate someone with an audience on the Trump side. I guess he can't figure out why Trump has all this support. So I responded publicly and said, OK, I'm down. Like, I always like a good debate. I'm so convinced we're on the right side of history and the issues.

And he accepted, or at least appears to have accepted. So we've been dealing with his people. So I just want to know in the chat early, folks in the chat, let me know, because it's for you. I already agreed to it, so we're going to do it. You know, you like this idea, you don't like it. I already agreed to it. I'm a man of my word, so...

Friday live, we will have a pretty spirited debate with a devout leftist with a pretty big audience right here on the Dan Bongino Show. So could be a pretty cool moment. You know, let's see them defend their stuff.

you know, a post birth abortion or all that stuff. Kamala Harris and all of her transgender sex surgery bullshit. So do it, do it. Yes. I'm reading. Yes. Yes. Bring the receipts. Yes. Okay. It's pretty overwhelming. Bocino on the case there, brother. That's why I love you guys. You guys met. So it's going to be a pretty cool Friday.

I wanted to do it live. I don't want anybody editing anything. I don't want any tricks, any shenanigans. And you know what? If he comes on, respect. Don't have to like his ideas, but pretty cool, man. I'm down. Whatever. Why not, right? Hey, you know I can't sleep without my Beam Dream powder. They have an exclusive discount for my listeners up to 45% off.

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What are you laughing at? I said terse. That's what I said. It's a queen's. That's how we say it. It's the terse. Some of you get that.

By the way, who's spending election night with us? You better be here. I want to melt down the internet. I want to melt it down. I want wires cooking, frying. I want servers and flames smoking everywhere. Election night, 7.30 p.m. Eastern time. We got the great Mike Benz, who unbelievably agreed to show up in person.

He'll be there. We'll be doing segments with him. Julie Kelly. We'll be talking about everything. We've got the greatest guest line. We got Savannah confirmed. Savannah Hernandez.

Savannah and Steven Crowder by remote. We're going to do the biggest crossover in the history of election night digitally. Don't miss it. Rumble.com slash Bongino. It's free. Download the Rumble app. So I warned you so many times, folks, I know you get it. Forgive me. You don't mean to sound like a dick. I'm apologizing in advance. Okay. I'm just saying the Dan Bongino show, because it's not just me. It's a crew. I'm not saying that to be funny. We're almost never wrong on these things. Almost never.

There's a story being pitched out there about Donald Trump. And I'm telling you with absolute certainty is fake. It's the equivalent of saying, you know, Donald Trump is was the basis for the Cyclops character in X-Men. He can shoot, you know, laser beams out of his eyes. It's that stupid.

It's up there with the Russia collusion, pee-pee hoax thing, but a lot of people in the media know about it. Now, it says something about the hack-goon commie media that even they haven't yet, yet reported on this thing. As they get desperate and the polls for Kamala get worse, you're going to see this story surface.

I'm telling you in advance. I'm just, what I'm doing right now is I'm giving you a vaccine against it because it is so stupid and ridiculous. I want to be sure you immediately start laughing and dismiss it as crazy. Mark Halperin was kind of, he, I guess they pitched him this story too. He started a whole internet thing. He probably should have just not mentioned it. I mean, don't tell stories about stories you're not going to tell. You get the point?

Here's Mark Halperin on this story, confirming what most of us already knew, that there's another bullshit Russia collusion thing going around. Be very careful. Take a listen to this. Here's Mark trying to clean up the mess he created. Check this out. And the point I was making is there's all sorts of things being floated out there. Maybe Jeffrey Goldberg just happened to finish the story two weeks before the election. I'm sure Sean will have a point of view about that.

I know of one story that's been pitched to a major newspaper and to me, and for all I know, to many others that I don't believe is true. But if it's true, as I said yesterday, it would end Donald Trump's campaign, just as if the accusations now thoroughly debunked and attributed by American intelligence to Russia about Tim Walz, if those were true, it would end his campaign. What we're seeing in the final days is a point I was making is

Actors who want a certain outcome are on social media and in pitches to reporters. And in the case of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg writing himself are trying to affect the end of the race because they're so desperate to try to to try to pull a Comey.

Folks, I'm just telling you, this thing is going to come out. You're going to get a David Korn type, one of the guys with the pee-pee hoax. You're going to get someone like him who really doesn't care about human dignity or journalism or anything like that. And they're going to go out there and going to say, we're not saying this is the story. It's true. But here it is anyway.

Just be careful. There's a reason we don't report on suspect stories. I had a lot of you in the chat. You acknowledge it. You guys are cool, but you were like, damn, why aren't you mentioned this Tim Walls story about this sexual abuse thing? Why didn't I mention it? Because folks, the story sounded a little bit shady and I'm not going to say what I can't back up. Okay.

OK, so I practice what I preach here. I didn't mention it because I can't back it up. The left wing media doesn't have those standards. I guarantee you you're going to see it. Just consider what I just played for you. An immunization shot against any Trump bullshit. I promise you if there was a story out there about Donald Trump.

You know, whatever it is, I'm not even going to hypothesize. Something bad that would have ended his career, I promise you, you would have already heard it. Period. End of story.

Folks, this thing is melting down. We have less than two weeks to go. Execute. I'm going to say it again. Folks, in all caps, everyone in the chat, what am I about to say right now about voting? I'm going to wait a second. I'm going to let you get your thoughts together. Put it in all caps. Go. Go to break the chat right now. What am I trying to do? You couldn't break it. I'm sorry. We couldn't. We failed, which is crazy. We failed. All caps.

Vote early! Vote early! Vote early! Vote early! Dan, you're annoying. You keep saying, I don't care. I don't care. Even the AP, who hates my guts, the Communist Associated Press, had to write in their article, man, this Dan Bogino is really getting a lot of people to vote early. Yes!

I am. Vote early. Vote in person. Vote early. Vote in person. Vote early. Man, you're annoying. Good, I'll say it again. Vote early and in person. The Democrats are freaking out, folks. You are making this thing impossible to steal. I've told you this now at least 10 times.

If 100 or 200,000 more registered Republicans show up and vote early and any early vote gets tabulated on Election Day, it's going to be impossible to show 200,000 more early votes for Biden without everybody going, what are you crazy? More Republicans showed up. We didn't vote for Biden.

It's not, you're screwing them up. They don't know what to do. They were expecting you guys to show up on election day and to have, oh, you see it. These guys are quick. This is from the AP. I'm telling everyone to vote early, Trump said on a podcast hosted by conservative Dan Bongino, who has spread false information about early voting at the 2020 election. I would like you to prove one thing I said was just false. This is the AP. They hate our guts. I'm telling you, man, vote early.

Trump's saying it. I'm saying it. Press was saying it. Kirk's saying it. It is effing their lives up so bad because they can't figure out now how to make up the gaps. They can't. They can't say it.

AP cannot say my name without saying it. Who has promoted fraudulent theories about the 2020. Name one. Name one. Who's the author of that piece? Nicholas. Nicholas Ricciardi. Nicholas D for douche canoe. Nicholas, do me a favor. Folks, what's his name? Nicholas Ricciardi.

Riccardi, everyone send a tweet to Nicholas Riccardi, respectfully, but ask him to post one single quote of anything I said about the 2020 election result, which I believe was stolen, but one single quote about it that was false. Just one, just one. Ask Nicholas. We'll see what he says. He won't be able to prove it.

You have to have to edit it. I know. Why don't you go be quiz? You know what? It doesn't matter. You're going to get some lefty judge. It doesn't make a difference. It's all bullshit. Folks, their campaign is collapsing. Kamala Harris's campaign. The collapse is real. No one should get excited. I want you to feel good about this process because I don't want you to be miserable.

You know, I saw a comment from a guy I used to follow on Twitter. I don't follow him anymore, but I used to. And he was saying this morning that a lot of the MAGA crowd has been very kind of down and morose. And you know what? I respect what he's saying. I don't want to go into Election Day all miserable either, but I want to be a realist.

On the don't be miserable side, the Kamala collapse, folks, is real. They're turning on each other. My contacts in the Kamala Harris sphere are not great. They were a lot better in the Biden sphere because of my time in the White House was doing Secret Service stuff.

They're not great. But if you just read left-wing media sources, I read the collapse is real. They're turning on each other. They're butting heads. The blame game's already started. I'm going to tell you something. Would you guys agree? The happiest man in America right now is who? Is Josh Shapiro from Pennsylvania. The Democrat governor that he's not on this ticket that potentially could get eaten alive on election day. This guy's like the happiest guy around right now that he didn't get picked and they picked tampon Tim. This is how bad it is.

I want you to Fox News put this up. This video, it's kind of a side by side. You're going to hear Hillary Clinton first in her losing 2016 campaign, screaming about how awful Donald Trump, all the bullshit you've heard before. And then listen to Kamala Harris, a short video. But this is how you know you're losing when you start taking on the language of the prior losing candidate because some focus group told you to do it. This is what desperation looks like. Check this out.

I am sick and tired of the negative, dark, divisive, dangerous vision and behavior of people who support Donald Trump. It is time for us to say no. Backwards we're going. Should never again stand behind the seal of the President of the United States. Never again. Never again. Never again.

Folks, you understand what's happening here, right? I didn't just throw that up. That's a Fox News clip, by the way. Hat tip to them. But you understand why I put that up? When Hillary Clinton thought she could be in a little bit of trouble at the end, a little bit, she wasn't in any way as bad as Kamala's campaign, the writing's on the wall.

Hillary thought she would win, but they started to get a little worried at the end. You see how people said, oh, you got to double down and scare people. Donald Trump's a Nazi, all that stuff. Kamala Harris's team is doing the same thing. And just when you thought her dirty, awful, horrible, filthy, worst in a lifetime presidential campaign could not get any worse.

Holy Moses, what happens? The freaking LA Times, which is like Pravda. The LA Times, it's like, I mean, this is like the North Korean version of Pravda. The LA Times, to the left of Lenin. Nobody knows Kamala Harris better than the Los Angeles Times, where she was a US Senator in California, liberals, LA's in California. The Los Angeles Times refuses to endorse Kamala Harris?

What the hell is happening? Can you imagine this? The LA Times. Here's Semaphore Maxwell Tanney. Los Angeles Times won't endorse for president. Obviously, they weren't going to endorse Donald Trump. It's the LA Times. How do you not endorse Kamala being from California? Ladies and gentlemen, listen to me. They know. They know. They know what's going on. Here's what's happening. You want to know? These decisions are made by the editorial board. Opinion writers.

Some papers have five, some have 10, some have 15. These are people who write the opinion section in the paper distinct from the journalism section, how it's supposed to work. But you get the point.

The opinion writers, what's called the editorial board, will typically take a vote on who to endorse. They always endorse the Democrat. Always. The New York Times, the Washington Post. Matter of fact, here are some headlines right here from the, oh look, the LA Times. Endorsement for Attorney General Kamala Harris. Editorial, thoughtful and pragmatic. Kamala Harris belongs in the U.S. Senate. Here they endorse Joe Biden. They always endorse the Democrat. Here's what's going on. I've seen it. I've worked it. I've seen it.

I've been there as I ran in a blue state myself. These editorial board writers are out in liberal LA. They're probably in restaurants and stuff. And they're finding out that even in California, Trump has a really passionate base of support. And they're probably saying to themselves, damn, if this guy's going to do okay, but not win California, how bad must it be around the country? Let's not embarrass ourselves, folks. This is a huge,

huge deal. It is a huge deal. Her campaign is collapsing. It is your job to do what now? Execute. Take nothing for granted. They will cheat. And I want you to remember the Washington Post headline. If you're even thinking about getting cocky and you think there's no way we're going to lose. Oh, there is a way. Oh, there is a way. I want you to remember the 2016 Washington Post headline, Chris Saliza and Aaron Blake.

That Donald Trump's chances of winning are approaching zero. There are a lot of people on our side right now saying Kamala's chances are approaching zero too. No, they're not.

There's cheating. There's illegals. You have no idea what's going to happen on election day. Some bombshell October surprise could incentivize 10,000 people in a swing state. You have no idea. Okay, that's the bad side out of the way. The good side, again, because I'm always going to balance both. I'm not a lefty where I just give you a one-sided argument. That's bullshit. It doesn't help you, and it doesn't help me.

I don't want to play Halpern again, but I have to because this was originally scheduled to be in the show. But this is Halpern again, again, a guy who's analyzed political trends for a long time. He's following the early voting numbers. Folks, if this is a big if caveat emptor buyer beware, if the vote early numbers hold and you keep doing what you know you've got to do, voting early in person, bringing 10 people, 10 minimum, no excuses, 10, 10.

It's going to be an early election night. That's a big if because there's not going to be enough numbers between the early voting Republicans that show up and the exit polling for them to steal it. There's just not going to be a way. There's no way exit polling in this. They're going to have the numbers to steal it. Listen to Halperin on how bad the early voting numbers are for the Democrats, the Democrats.

Check this out. Morning, everybody. Let's lead with the lead, as they say in journalism. If the early vote numbers stay the way they are, and that's a big if, we'll almost certainly know before Election Day who's going to win the election. We're going to talk a lot about that, the reasons why Democrats might be underperforming, the prospect that they'll recover. But again, make no mistake, if these numbers hold up in the states where we can understand even partially what the data is like, we'll know that Donald Trump's going to be president on Election Day.

So we're going to talk about that. But I didn't want to bury that because it's extraordinarily important. And we got to track that day to day. That's more important than the polls right now. It's more important than almost anything because it's giving us insight into a variety of factors that are accounting for a Republican overperformance by various metrics in the early voting in the battleground state.

I'm sorry if I'm beating you up, man, but that's my job. Win at all costs right now. Only one ass is going in that seat in the Oval Office, and we cannot lose.

If you continue this pattern, the Democrats, you heard Halperin say, this is all this guy does. I'm not a political science guy. I'm an opinion guy. I like to think in ideology, advanced conservatism, liberty and freedom, whatever. Who cares? Who gives a shit? I'm just telling you, this guy analyzes the numbers. He's like a Bill Hemmer type on Fox. It's what they do.

He's telling you the Democrats did not factor in this massive turnout. It was not in their strategic, how do we steal the election plan? They don't know what to do. There's not enough time for them to realign their entire strategic plan. You're screwing them up. Keep it up, man. Keep it up. I'm going to take a quick break, and I want to show you why.

A long time ago, and if you P1 listeners out there, the P1s, even the P2s, and definitely the P1s of P1s. You guys all know, I told you, the reason the Democrats had underestimated Trump's support is they were relying on their 2016-2020 coalition. Young voters, black voters, Hispanic voters, suburban women. That's why their samples are all off.

Folks, the Trump coalition in 2024, because of the victimization of Donald Trump, has completely changed. Working class people saw what happened. And I'm going to show you what I mean coming up. The Trump coalition is totally, completely different. You having trouble falling asleep or staying asleep? I've been there. It's not just about being tired. It's about the toll poor sleep can take on your body.

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The Trump coalition has completely changed. It is a different operation now. This is a totally different campaign. It is a different candidate and working class people who feel screwed by the system. And it is not a racial, ethnic or religious thing. Don't make it's not. It is this phenomenon. Trust me when I tell you crosses racial barriers, crosses religious lines, crosses

The press, the persecution of Donald Trump by a weaponized justice system has alienated working class Americans who feel like the thumb of the system has been on them for a long time.

It has created a renaissance of support between working class white voters, black voters, Hispanic voters. You have to be an asshole not to recognize it. Look at what happened when they started locking this guy up and look at the support. It's directly proportional.

More prosecution, more support. Here's a CNN commentator telling you exactly what I'm telling you about the Hispanic vote. Folks, if these numbers hold, there's no math for Kamala Harris to win. Check this out.

of the jitters that are on the Democratic side is because that there's this feeling, and these polls are showing, that Kamala Harris, Vice President Harris, is underperforming with Latino voters. And I think, you know, kind of what we've already talked about is Latino voters are not monolithic, right? And there are plenty of Latino voters who are concerned about the border, may want a stronger border, may look at, you know, the rhetoric that

that Trump has about, you know, immigrants or people coming over and say, that's not me. I did it the right way. They didn't do it the right way. Folks. They're second guessing everything. Now they're freaking out. I get that. Believe me, I did not accidentally title this thing. They want Biden back. I'm going to get to that hole. You'll see, they are starting to freak out now.

Young voters were, that was the Democrat firewall. They figured they may be able to lose a point or two of the black vote, a point or two or three, maybe four or five with the Hispanic vote. But they felt like if they could get the Obama hopey changey thing out and the young kids showed up, that this thing was going to be a route. Folks, it's not happening. It's not happening. These college campuses, you can find Trump supporters everywhere. Even on some liberal ones, it's insane.

I want you to see this segment here almost sums up the entire broken phenomenon the left have been putting out there that they're the party of the Hispanic vote. This MSNBC segment is laughable. Trump is in...

south florida in the miami area he's talking uh hispanic business entrepreneurs hispanic voters who love him down here i live here folks not going to tell me what south florida likes if you're a liberal watching the show i live here i live in south florida okay we're down in miami all the time there is a phenomenal amount of donald trump support in the cuban community the puerto rican community if you don't see it i can't help you too stupid to watch the show he

Here's MSNBC. They've got a commentator on trying to crap on Donald Trump with the Hispanic vote as Donald Trump is getting a round of applause at a Hispanic vote round table. He didn't sell Florida this side by side. What do I tell you about politics? It's two things. What are they? Yes, sir. Snapshots and soundbites, man. Watch this and listen to the soundbite. In contrast,

through this snapshot. Check this out. This is a person that has been a no friend of the Latino community, no friend of immigrant communities, and he attacks us constantly. So as a community, we should rally behind the person that has always supported us. Donald Trump has been the most anti-Latino president, the most anti-Latino political figure of the modern era.

I just asked the guys, can you guys please pull a screenshot of that? Is this not the entire election cycle summed up? Left-wing communist network, everything Cubans and Venezuelans want to get away from, MSNBC that loves communism. They have a left-wing lunatic on the air screaming about how much Hispanics hate Donald Trump while Donald Trump is at a Hispanic roundtable in a Hispanic area of Augusta.

Hispanic South Florida, right? Look at this. Getting a round of applause while this guy's screaming. Look at this. Look at this. That's even better. Dude, we should not have even played the audio. We don't even need the audio. This thing, man, this is an instant classic. This sums up. We need to get, this needs to be a clip. This is a, oh, this is the entire audience

election, summed up right here. Out of touch, elitist, bow tie wearing, foie gras, communist supporting media idiots going, Hispanics hate Donald Trump. And then actual Hispanics sitting there cheering on Donald Trump in a Hispanic area of South...

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. What a freaking clown show. I'm telling you, I pulled that yesterday. I'm like, if I, it's snapshots and sound bites, man. If I could only sum it up with one image about the Hispanic vote, that is it. And folks don't forget the collapse with young voters to Kamala Harris is fake. Listen, if this show, I really can't stand it when people, you know, shit on young voters, it's stupid.

We were all folks. Come on in the chat. Let's be honest with each other. I love you guys. I mean, was anybody really smart when you were younger? I don't mean book smart. I mean like street smart and savvy. You got to, the thing about street smarts is you learn it in the street over time. You know, you curse out the wrong guy, he kicks your ass, but that happens with chronological time. I mean,

I mean, you know, I remember one time throwing a beer bottle broke. I thought it was funny and I slipped and fell on it and cut myself. And I was like, what an asshole. Like, it comes with time. You know, so we should never shit on young voters. That's what the left does. Kamala Harris, you're all stupid. They're not stupid. They're not stupid. I mean, my daughter's a young voter. She works really hard. She makes dumb mistakes. Hell, I make dumb mistakes.

But Kamala Harris, one thing young voters are good at, they are, come on, you know this, is they can sense fraud. They can. They can just sense fraud. There's always a poser in their group. Kamala Harris is just a fraud. And this story, do not underestimate the power of the story. The media is trying to bury this. Kamala Harris is knee-deep in a massive plagiarism scandal. Why do you think, why do you think that this story really resonates with young voters? Because folks, a lot of them are in college now.

where if they get caught pulling one passage from chat GPT, they could be thrown out of school. And yet the woman wanted running for president, according to this Aaron Sabarium tweet and this new exclusive in 2007, plagiarized entire pages of congressional testimony from a Republican colleague in 2012. She plagiarized a fictionalized story about sex trafficking presented as a real case.

Folks, it's not just her book, he notes. It's a career-long pattern. Look it up. Erin Sabarian. You can check this whole thing out. The tweet's on the screen. How do you think this resonates with young active voters? Folks, they would be thrown out of school. This woman wants to be the commander-in-chief? You would be thrown out of school or fired from your job. Now, why did we title the show the way we did today? I'm not making it up. This is the hill, folks. Again, this is like another communist outlet.

What if Joe Biden was the better candidate all along? Didn't I tell you this was going to happen? Was your boy right? Was I right or was I right? Did I not say? Go back and watch the show.

P ones go back six months ago before Joe Biden went out of, got out of the race. And I said to you, the only thing stopping them is wired in Democrats. No Kamala Harris is an even worse candidate than Joe Biden. And why did I tell you? Do you remember? Because Joe Biden at least fakes the working class Scranton kid thing. It's fake. It's bullshit, but he fakes it better than Kamala Harris. I told you, I knew it was coming. You are going to see the Biden people in the next few days, uh,

Flags in the chat. Flags in the chat. Want to see them. Who got it first? Fire for effect. That's amazing. Before I even said it. Then always the skeptic 22. Red flags in the chat everywhere. I want you to see it. You're going to see it right now. In the next few days, if more polls come out, there we go. Now they're fired up.

If more polls come out showing Kamala Harris performing exceptionally poorly, I guarantee you, Politico, Playbook, Axios, New York Times, Washington Post, there we go, like to see that, love to see it. I guarantee you there are going to be leaks upon leak upon leak upon leak from the Biden White House about how awful Kamala Harris is. Flag it. It's going to happen. You'll thank me in advance. It's going to happen. Watch.

That's a good point. If big, if, if she loses and it's bad folks, I never like to take victory laps because we don't even have time for that. We get to save the country, but if she loses, it's if she wins, it's going to be a horrible couple weeks, days, months, years, right? We get that.

He just said it. If she loses the meltdown in the Democrat party, if it's bad and say, she like loses Virginia or something is you are going to sit there and you're going to be like, you know what you're going to be like? You're going to be like this. You're going to crack a little Dom. You're going to be like, you're going to love freaking second of it. It's going to be glorious. Glorious.

Oh, I don't know if you, he lost it last time. The young Turks guy. I listen, we're hoping he shows up. So don't miss out on Friday. All right. I got one last set of breaks. And then I told you to vote early, right?

I don't want to make any unnecessary leaps in logic, but I'm seeing a lot of kind of suspicious things about election day. I'm just going to throw it out there and you can make your own judgment as if this is an accident. A cybersecurity exercise thing on election day? Like whose idea was that? I don't know. It sounds kind of weird. Sounds like the January 6th data swap, the Secret Service claims they did where they deleted the text. Oh, we did a data swap on January 6th. Sure, sure you did.

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because I'm trying to win. And also, please look it up. We put it on the show. The Department of Homeland Security under Biden and Alejandro Mayorkas, who I don't trust as far as I could throw, and that's not far, has already said that there is a threat of a DDoS, denial of service attack, on Election Day.

Either way, if they're lying or not, it still means because they'd be lying for a reason. You should vote early. Do not get caught on a line on Election Day where they come out and go, sorry, we ran out of paper. The Internet doesn't work. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. And then we see this. There's a Homeland Security conference on critical infrastructure with a large scale cybersecurity exercise on November 5th.

Listen, I want to get ahead of myself. This stuff could have been planned in advance. I don't do conspiracy theory stuff. I'm just saying, folks, it's a little odd, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, it's not like we didn't know Election Day. It just sounds kind of strange. And say there's a one in a billion chance, because I mean, if you're going to do it, like why advertise it? But say the one in a billion chance this is some kind of like shenanigans thing. Why take it?

I don't understand why you would take it. And for the argument about voting early that, well, it cannibalizes the election day vote, that's bullshit. You don't understand political science. Election day leakage is a real thing. One to two percent of Republican voters do not vote who say they're going to vote on election day because an emergency happens. You vote early, but emergency happens on election day. It doesn't matter. Your vote's back. I'm just throwing that out there. Folks, if you don't expect more of this, you know, it...

You're crazy. There's going to be shenanigans as we move forward. And it's going to get worse as the poll numbers for Kamala get worse. And if you don't vote, I just want you to be aware that you are never going to get your government back. Listen to what I'm about to tell you. You can vote your way into socialism, which is what will happen if Kamala Harris wins. You can never vote your way out, ever. I don't even want to tell you the only way out of socialism.

There's only one way out, and I assure you, it ain't voting. So Donald Trump does this McDonald's visit, and I have the proportionality rule. You know what that is? As the Democrats go crazier about something Donald Trump does, it means the tactic was effective. They are still losing their minds about McDonald's. This scum, weaponized garbage, Democrat-weaponized government will do anything in their power to make anybody's life miserable who supports Donald Trump.

Look at this tweet here. It turns out a bunch of U.S. senators now on the Democrat side, of course, are investigating McDonald's for price gouging. McDonald's as if it's a new company that just came out yesterday. Here's the New York Times about McDonald's piling on McDonald's. Folks, you think this is an accident?

He doesn't seem to know how to do it. Talking about Donald Trump and his McDonald's performance, earning mixed reviews. Folks, I'm telling you, this was all planned in advance when they found out Donald Trump was going to do this. Here's Newsweek.

Well, I shouldn't be the one to comment on grammar, but it is the New York Times. You'd think they'd have like an editor looking at it. Here's Newsweek. Folks, the proportionality rule. These media filth will do the best they can to promote garbage information before an election. McDonald's, Donald Trump worked at, failed last health inspection. This is...

Get a freaking lawyer if we lose this election and you are a conservative influencer. If you're a member of a meme team, if you're on the Donald Trump campaign, you had better get a lawyer.

The misinformation will never stop. The only way to defeat these people and watching their credibility in Gallup, the media credibility collapse to where seven and what is it? Seven and 10 Americans don't trust them anymore is one of the most glorious moments of my life. I tweeted about it this morning. Here's why. Here's ABC's Rachel Scott.

Absolutely humiliating herself on TV, promoting misinformation about the hurricane response while claiming the misinformation she's promoting is misinformation. Check this out. Final stretch, Donald Trump using increasingly incendiary rhetoric to attack Vice President Kamala Harris and still pushing false claims about the administration's response to the hurricane.

With the election only two weeks away, Donald Trump crisscrossing Battleground, North Carolina. And a very special hello to North Carolina. The former president surveying the damage from Hurricane Helene, still pushing false and debunked claims that the federal government diverted disaster funds to undocumented migrants. Officials warn disinformation has led to violent threats against FEMA workers, something Trump refused to condemn.

Debunk claims about FEMA money going to illegal immigrants? Wow, that's interesting. Here's a Heritage Foundation article. It's time to stop allocating FEMA funding to illegal immigrants. They even have the numbers. I thought this was misinformation. Rachel Scott from ABC. Why do people think you're dipshits in the media? Because you're dipshits in the media. Fiscal year 2022, Congress added $150 million for FEMA for a shelter, basically, for illegals.

The error was compounded in 23 and 24. CBP handed over $800 million and $650 million to FEMA's newly branded Shelter and Services Program for illegals. Folks, I'm telling you right now, man, this is bad. This is bad.

You can expect these people to lose their minds as the Kamala numbers get worse. You're going to see more of this Rachel Scott bullshit. Big tech is going to double down. I played for you yesterday. I'm going to be focusing on big tech short segments from this point on because we got to win this election. I want to waste a lot of time and stuff you already know.

but I want you to be very careful here. Big tech is going to do everything they can to censor negative information about Kamala moving forward. They're already doing it about the plagiarism scandal. You haven't heard the story, right? Imagine if Donald Trump wrote some kind of thesis in high school and plagiarized the whole thing, the story would be freaking everywhere. Boy, if she loses and as the president of the Senate, will she certify the election folks? Interesting quote. Who is that? I can't see with the camera there, but yeah,

JL Bailey said, I don't know. The woman's crazy. I'm telling you right now with Jamie Raskin and others already advancing the fact that they're not going to certify the election and implying it. I wouldn't be surprised.

Another huge bombshell yesterday by Paul D. Thacker. Exclusive documents working with Matt Taibbi. They found out that the center countering digital hate, which is a big scam, BS, fake misinformation. Their goal working with UK's Labour Party is to, quote, kill Elon Musk's Twitter through advertising focus, meaning harassing the advertisers.

Folks, there is so much bullshit going on behind the scenes right now. Stuff I don't even have time to tell you. If we lose, look at the, put that up again. They will kill the only micro blog platform we have right now that is even remotely oriented towards free speech, not run by Donald Trump. I mean, we have true social, obviously. This is the only one.

We have truth, but this is the only platform we've taken over now. It will be dead, and so we'll choose social if we lose. We will be back to 100% censorship.

There's more shenanigans going on behind the scenes, too. Have you noticed that the media has totally failed to report on the two assassination attempts of Donald Trump and the potential motives of the alleged assassin in one case and the now dead killer in the other? Because he did shoot and kill Corey Comparatore. Have you noticed that story has completely gone into the phantom vacuum zone and we've never heard of it again?

The great Mike Benz will be with us on election night. There is no better expert on the deep state. He was on the other day on a podcast, and he brought up some interesting little tidbits about the suspected assassin in the second case and his involvement with the deep state. And this may explain why the government has suspiciously asked for delays in this case with the second assassination attempt, even though the case appears pretty open and shut.

I'll ask him about this on election night too, but this is an eye-opener. Check this out. So Ryan Routh was basically the 37th leg of a CIA paramilitary recruiting operation to top up

human meat fodder in Ukraine. And he was working with the State Department to try to convert these passports into no-look visas for these fighters. And he was flagged by Customs and Border Patrol in June 2023 for this operation. It was referred to by DHS HSI, the same group that

basically is implicated, at least in an indirect fashion, but potentially even in a direct fashion in both assassination attempts. HSI refused to interrogate Ryan Routh when he returned to the country, despite being flagged to do so by Customs and Border Patrol. The guy has been arrested almost 100 times in his life, but never spent a day in jail. And most importantly, the

Two and a half weeks ago, this Justice Department made a public statement saying it is seeking an indefinite delay of the trial of Ryan Routh because of complex evidence. And you know why that is? It's because the complex evidence will reveal that Ryan Routh was working his way through a CIA/DOD State Department operation to militarily recruit terrorist fighters into Ukraine, which is a major international incident

Folks, our government has been completely compromised. You understand what I'm telling you? The reason the deep state, the media, the liberal communist left is so freaked out about the polling numbers of Kamala Harris is they feel like in the next two weeks, they're all going to be exposed if Donald Trump is the president-elect.

Trump knows where the bodies are buried now, folks. Our government has been completely corrupted. Did you see this tweet by Steve Miller? There's now an espionage investigation into these leaks of the Israeli attack plan on Iran, and we find out one of the suspects was part of an investigation going back years and was still inside the government. We have people, suspects in this case, with suspicious ties to the Iranian government, and nobody seems to care.

A report on Sky News in Arabic from a senior Pentagon official. The name of the director who was suspected of leaking the documents of the Israeli attack on Iran is an American of Iranian origin. Folks, I already told you during my time in the Secret Service that you think the government is like a bunch of Jason Bourne-like operatives. You're out of your mind. There are people in there the government knows are problems and they like it. They do nothing about it.

We have one shot here, man. And this clip I'm going to play next is probably the most disturbing one of the show. I'm not trying to scare you. I told you I referenced that guy on Twitter in the beginning. He thinks sometimes there's too much doom and gloom. I'm really not trying to scare you. I'll actually end on a funny note with J.D. Vance on the Theo Vonting cracking me up.

But I want you to listen to this clip by Harriet Hageman. You know Harriet Hageman? She's the Republican who defeated Liz Cheney by about 3,000 points in Wyoming, humiliated that train wreck. She's now the congresswoman at large for Wyoming. Here's Harriet Hageman. They uncovered a scheme by the IRS. Did you know that she alleges they're using artificial intelligence right now to put together little portfolios on you?

Folks, if we lose this stuff and the tyrants have never had more technological power to ruin your life than they do right now, right now, and you don't think this is going to get worse? You don't think they're going to cross-reference your financial records using AI with your firearms purchases, credit card records? Zero chance there will be a portfolio on every single one of you. Listen to this crap.

What we have learned is that the IRS in fact has been using AI to access bank accounts of American citizens without any kind of a search warrant or even without any specific claim that they have committed a crime. So this was something that was discovered by an undercover journalist and what they found is that the IRS has claimed that they have access to every single person's bank account

This person also indicated that they've been working with the Department of Justice and that they have absolutely no problem whatsoever going after the little guy to make sure that they are paying their taxes. This is such a blatant violation of the Fourth Amendment that we have, Jim Jordan and I, sent a letter to the IRS demanding that they provide additional information about what they are doing with AI and what they are doing to protect the civil rights of American citizens.

Folks, if Donald Trump gets elected, one of the first things him and his team should do after they're sworn in is to go to all the federal agencies and ask them what they're using these new powerful artificial intelligence programs for. I can almost guarantee you that this is not the only entity, the IRS, that is using it. Guaranteed. You don't think the ATF is using this? You want a profile on every single one of you? This stuff could happen.

Now, I don't want to be accused of doom and gloom stuff, so here's a couple kind of ridiculous things that happen. This isn't funny in so much as it's tragic because the left is just so freaking stupid. Skip the fact-check thing for a minute. I'll get to that in a second on CNN, but I want to go to the Kinzinger story first. You know Adam Kinzinger? Crying, whining, loser, always sitting there. You stood your ground.

I mean, fake Republican, absolute zeros. A lot of scandals about Kinzinger, too, going on. I encourage you to look him up. Of course, the left loves him because he's a wussbag. He's a coward. He's a Trump. He's a chump. He's a complete loser. So Kinzinger goes out. Of course, the campaign for a hapless goofball Democrat. This guy, Lucas Kuntz or whatever his name is. Lucas Kuntz.

Yeah, it's the same. Lucas Cuntz. That's the same. You can see Lucas and they go to do an event. And if you've seen it, Adam Kinzinger thought it was a good idea to shoot a little steel knockdowns at about, I don't know, less than 10 yards. And for those shooters out there,

Would you shoot a steal knockdown at 5 to 10 yards with a scope, with a 2-2-3 round? For those shooters in the chat, why wouldn't you do that? Now, it'll take you about five seconds to type their response. Well, there's a damn good chance you'd frag people, number one. And second, what the hell would you even need to shoot a freaking five yards with a scope, you dumbass? Especially steal. So what happens?

KOMU, a TV reporter, of course, was fragged, struck by a bullet fragment at the Lucas Cuntz campaign event. What is his name? Sharuti Rameshi from KOMU. Holy shit, folks. These people are morons. After Tampon Tim and the Elmer Fudd incident where he couldn't even load his own shotgun, you would think the left would stop going to red states and pretending they know how to handle firearms. Can I tell you a quick, I promise a fast story.

I swear to you, I can't get enough of that image. I promise you this story is real. I don't tell you bullshit stories. When I was running for the congressional campaign in Maryland, the one we almost won,

It was like two weeks to go in the election, and they were a little worried about conservative turnout being strong in the state. So I had a focus group say, Dan, here's Kinzinger. I mean, what is that, 10 yards? He's using like, is this for real? I mean, is this like a clown show? Bottom line is this team I had said, Dan, you got to go out and go to a range and shoot. And folks, I was NRA backed. I mean, I'm this pro-Second Amendment. Again, I just thought it was crazy.

I don't know. I just didn't want to do it. I just felt I was pretending like to be a tough guy and stuff. You can agree or disagree. It had nothing to do with the gun thing at all. I just didn't like it. Why do Democrats keep doing this? You don't even know how to handle guns, you chumps. You got someone hurt. And then they went and advertised this thing. They went and advertised this with Lucas Cuntz like it was like a huge big success.

So make sure you're voting for Josh Hawley, his Republican opponent. Make sure it's really humiliating so this tool never runs for office again. I told you I'd help you out with some kind of humorous stuff, lighthearted stuff at the end of the show.

This is why Donald Trump is performing exceptionally well with young voters. He goes out and does all of the podcasts young voters listen to. How do you go get young voters to vote for you? Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to put out a profound piece of political tactic strategy. You go and talk to young voters. Shocker, I know. He's now going on the most popular podcast in the world. Donald Trump is scheduled now, according to news reports, to go on Joe Rogan. He's now done...

I guess what, like of a Theo Vaughn, he did. He did Nelk. He did me. I know he's been on Shapiro. He's been on the Undertaker. He's probably done five of the top 20 podcasts. JD, Dave, he did Dave Ramsey. I'm trying to, I'm just trying to think off the top of my head. I know he's done, Forbes had an article about it yesterday. That's why I read it.

J.D. is good at this, too. Here's J.D. on Theo Vaughn. Theo Vaughn, very, very popular podcast. Huge, huge show. Big, massive audience. Here's J.D. on Theo Vaughn. And again, you got Tim Walls, his opponent, VP, so I can't even load a firearm. You got J.D., former Marine, laughing it up. Theo Vaughn makes a joke about how fentanyl's so bad.

Folks, it's a joke, too. A lot of people are like, oh, it's a joke. We've got to learn to laugh a little bit. Diovan makes a joke. You can't even do cocaine anymore. The fentanyl problem is so bad, you risk killing yourself because everything's polluted with fentanyl. Just watch this moment. This is why J.D. and Trump appeal to voters, younger voters, who can see through bullshit. Check this out. You can't even do cocaine in this country anymore, you know? And that seems like a crazy thing to say, and...

don't say that don't say that but i said it but but yeah but don't say that anymore the last one i want to somebody's selling a boat at one of them exactly we're like you can't do we're trying to get off of drugs dude

And yeah, and some guys started bidding on the bottom like and they had made him take it outside Yeah, because it's outside issues or whatever. You know, I wasn't in a meeting some guy had a fishhook stuck in his frickin cheek, dude Really? Yeah Wow. Yeah Wow, man, good either buddy had two weeks clean. Yeah, he'd either had a really bad night or really good night Even keys laughing you don't laugh at anything. He's like the most serious guy folks

Did I not tell you J.D. was the guy? Trust your brother Dan. Trust your brother Dan. I know self-praise things. Don't hate me, man. I'm just telling you. I've seen this guy operate. He has a social IQ that is off the charts, man. The guy is just relatable and funny, and he does the job. He doesn't upstage Donald Trump. He doesn't try to be Donald Trump. He's just hilarious. He's on this show laughing it up.

about a guy with a fishhook in a meeting. I know you love JD. I'm looking now. Look, thank you. There's a JD emoji? I didn't even notice that. There's a JD. Oh, it's the JD side-eye? The JD side-eye? Put it up there. Load up the chat. Load up the chat. Load it up. Try to break it with JD emoji. We can't break it, but you've totally failed. Hey, one last thing. I want to get this right. This is a CNN clip. Put this one up next. I'm going to amazingly get through all the content today.

Folks, it's gotten so bad that even left wing fact checkers on some of these networks are starting to really panic about what's going on, why they're starting to fact check some of the stuff on the left. I got to be candid with you. I don't know. I think it's because maybe they want to pretend they did journalism, knowing that the race may be a fait accompli if she doesn't turn it around.

But this is a pretty embarrassing segment. Daniel Dale, who's one of the worst fact checkers on planet Earth, he doesn't even actually check facts, has to acknowledge that their claims about manufacturing jobs and Donald Trump are absolute, complete bullshit. Watch this hilarity. Let's talk about building. Let's talk about manufacturing. Building back up manufacturing in the United States is a focus of of both campaigns. I want to play for you what vice presidential candidate Tim Walz said about this yesterday.

We want to make sure that you're able to bring manufacturing like Kamala Harris did. We know Donald Trump lost more manufacturing jobs than any president in American history. That's simply factual. What are the facts here? Well, if you're going to say something is simply factual, it should be factual. This is not. It's not true that the Trump presidency lost more manufacturing jobs than any other presidency. Under George W. Bush, there were about 4.5 million manufacturing jobs lost. Under Trump, it was about 178,000.

There are also more manufacturing jobs lost than under Trump, under Eisenhower, under Ford, under Reagan. So Trump does not have the record. I think it's also worth pointing out for context that these Trump job losses in manufacturing overwhelmingly occurred because of the COVID pandemic. Pre-pandemic, under Trump, there was a gain of about 414,000 manufacturing jobs. Again, he ended negative 178,000, but that was largely because we had a pandemic-related crash.

I don't know what else to tell you. They lie about everything all the time. Do me one favor on the way out, folks. Can we break the chat again? Put a letter in there. We're going to try one more time. I want to make sure on election night that we have a pretty seamless experience. Rumble's been tearing it up. We need you guys. Break the chat. Go throw something in there. That's what the Dan Bongino Show does better than anyone because we have the largest live stream audience for politics ever.

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