Beware Of Last Minute Psy-Ops! (Ep. 2364)
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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. Folks, I tweeted out yesterday it was the fourth quarter and somebody's why I love your feedback. Somebody said, no, Dan, it's not. It's the two minute drill. And you know what? I stand corrected. You, sir, are correct. Go execute.

Do our job, which requires you to do your job. Show up, vote, and damn it, we'll take this country back, man. I can't believe it. I'm getting a little emotional, but you didn't even expect that. I can't believe that tomorrow's the day. I can't, folks. I can't believe we've suffered through four years of this or three and three quarters. And I'm having a hard time getting my arms around that tomorrow's the day. It's either going to be one of the best days of our lives or the worst. And it depends on one simple thing.

And this is not an oversimplification of where we are. I promise you right now, based on pure numbers alone, that if you simply execute the number of people who are diehard Republican voters still left in these swing states who have not shown up yet, who likely are planning on doing tomorrow, they didn't want to vote early. It's too late to argue about that. That's fine. They're patriots. They will show up tomorrow. I know that it is a pure numbers game. If they show up, we win.

That's it's it's that simple. No, it is. Yes, it is. They have not met their firewall numbers for early voting. The Democrats to ensure they can win this thing. They haven't. They don't have enough left. If we show up, this is my phone. That sticker stay in permanent. I got the little I voted in Martin County. I voted Saturday. I voted early with Paula. I brought my youngest daughter, obviously can't vote, but I like her to be civically engaged. My mother-in-law voted yesterday.

My daughter voted. We did what we had to do. I'm up to probably five or 600 people. I've dragged out to the polls as well. Execute, execute, take your country back, man. We have suffered long enough. I got a big show for you planned today. Election night coverage tomorrow, 7 30 PM Eastern time. There'll be no show during the day. There will be a radio show. We're going to be going to be on the air a long time at night. Got great guests. Stay tuned.

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net nmls 22334 nmls consumer access.org thank you american financing all right fellas let's go man folks in the chat please who voted early yes you voted early no you didn't i'm watching chat uh speak the truth mcgroin says execute 10 10 and 10 and more more more pilot on kylo ren style

More. Bring it. Listen, the argument about early voting is over, okay? I'm not... More. More. More.

Keep it coming. I can't convince you anymore. If you say I am resolutely doing it on election day, I love you. You are a patriot. I don't want to pretend to even understand your reasons. Good. If you are, please, no matter what, all I'm asking you now is to make a plan tomorrow. Get a babysitter.

Door-dash dinner. I don't care. But tomorrow, no matter what happens, if there's a nuclear war, go Denzel Washington, Book of Eli, and you get to that poll no matter what.

You go Viggo Mortensen the road and you get to that poll no matter what. You will make it to the polls no matter what. I'm not asking. You will go to the polls no matter what. And we will win. And it will be the greatest day of our lives. If we don't, we will lose. And we will show up the next day and we will be like, what in the hell happened? Let me just say as the campaign is coming to an end, this is the two-minute drill.

That person was correct. It's not the fourth quarter. This is the two-minute drill. This is it. The campaign is coming to a close. Tomorrow night, everything's going to be done. By midnight or so, the votes will be, there'll be no more votes coming in outside of some of these mail-ins in these crazy liberal states. It's going to be all over. We do not want to leave a single vote on the table and an ounce of regret. But I'm starting to understand the Trump team, and they're being very savvy here. Do you guys see what they're doing?

You see their strategy. Do you notice they're spending an awful lot of time on the East coast? Well, of course, Dan, there's a bunch of swing States there, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania. Yeah. Yeah. No, I get that. And they have been hitting obviously Wisconsin has, but in a lot, a lot of time in Georgia, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, even though they look good there, you see their strategy. It's pretty genius. I think they are so terrified of the tyrannical commie Democrats that

Trying to steal this thing with another late-night ballot drop in a western swing state like in Arizona or something like that that could prolong this thing for days and weeks, that they want to make this thing a fait accompli on the East Coast by 9 p.m.?

You guys in the chat agree. This is freaking genius. Jim, you know what I'm talking about? Producer Jim's in studio. Yeah, say hello to the fellow. You guys ever seen Producer Jim's never actually been on camera in the Bongino studio. You probably met him. We got his book over there, too, the Bongino Show Survival Guide.

Pick up a copy of my book. Yeah, come on in. Dan Bongino Show Survival. Say hello, producer Jim. There we go. The Dan Bongino Show Survival guy. There we go. In studio. You agree with me, though? This is a brilliant plan. Make this thing such a freaking landslide on the East Coast that it's impossible. The math doesn't work. It's kind of a brilliant strategy. Now...

You get out and execute, we will win. Let's go through some weekend updates so you have a good idea of where we are. We're not doing any red wave talk. We haven't yet. But I'm telling you now, the math, you're sitting there right now and you got a gun to your head saying you got to make a pick right now. You want to be Trump. You don't want to be Kamala Harris.

Here's an Eric Daughtry tweet. We'll be using his analysis on election night, too. Hoping he can join us a little later. New Atlas Intel swing states poll. Why am I including Atlas Intel? Because Atlas Intel, by most metrics, was the most accurate polling out in the last one. Does it mean they'll be most accurate this time? No. I've already told you polls are pretty much garbage, but...

Pretty much. This crew, Atlas Intel, was pretty accurate. Here are the final polls we see in swing states. They've got Trump up in Nevada, Trump up in Michigan, Trump up in Pennsylvania, Trump up in Wisconsin, Trump up in North Carolina, Trump up in Georgia, Trump up big in Arizona.

Folks, I'm just telling you, if you show up and execute and you combine this with the early voting tallies we've already seen, mathematically speaking, we will win. But we have to execute, which means more are coming.

Just when do you think it's enough? What comes next? More. But we've had enough. No more. But have we had more? You need more. But we've had more. You need more. But we're at Morris. You need Morris. The Morris more. I don't care what word you have to make up. More. Oh, I voted. Bring two people. I brought two people. Bring five more. Dan, you're wearing me out. I don't give a shit. Bring 10 more. But I brought 10. Bring 20. I've already been. I don't care. More. More.

It's all matters. It's more. I'm going to tell you why. Did we destroy the chat? Am I crazy? Oh, no. My gosh, it's like a blank screen. This thing is moving so quick right now. More. More. Bring it. Let me tell you why, though. More matters. Even if you're making a big mistake right now and saying, oh, this thing is over, which you shouldn't. Folks, a mandate matters. Follow my X and True social account. I put some really important tweets out and posts this morning.

Ladies and gentlemen, if we win in a route, and I mean a route where this thing is by 10, 1030, this thing is wrapping up and they cannot believe the turnout, it will be the... I don't want to do it. Can I... Folks, I don't want to do a language alert. Turn this down if there's kids in here watching live. Okay, maybe... I'm going to try to control it from this, but it's super important. It'll be the biggest...

ever in the history of political news to the mainstream media. The fact that they told America, oh, you're all fascist, commie, racist. And in a mandate, if we can win the popular vote too, a majority of people said, we don't believe you assholes anymore. It will be the greatest FU ever.

Here's why I think this could be possible and why I don't trust the polls. Here's Daughtry again talking about the New York Times. Their own pollster, Nate Cohn, announces that white Republicans were not answering their polls nearly as much as Democrats and says that the polling miss could be similar to 2020 where Donald Trump ran five points ahead of the polls. Folks.

I'm not sure I put a lot of stock in polls. I just want to be clear, good or bad. I'm just saying this is the New York Times' own guy saying we may be missing as bad as we did in 2020. If that's the case and those Atlas Intel polls are even remotely, remotely accurate, then we have a chance for a mandate for the first time in a long time, and we could win 52, 53 Senate seats. It's only if you execute.

I do want to address the Iowa Seltzer poll. Came out, showed Kamala Harris ahead. Folks,

I don't put a lot of stock in that poll. It appears to clearly be an outlier. I said to you in the title of the podcast today, do not fall for psyops. My guess here is this is some kind of operation being run on people, whether she knows she's part of it or not. Everybody's promoting this Iowa poll. Hey, could it be accurate? Listen, anything could be true. It's more of a reason for you to show up and vote, but I have a solution to the Seltzer poll. They basically show Kamala Harris winning Iowa polls.

which I see unlikely, but not impossible. Anyone telling you that's lying? Anything could happen at this point. Let's turn that around on him and let's make it a psyop on our end. Now, if you were even thinking about not voting in Iowa because you think it's a blowout, now I want you to embarrass this seltzer poll so bad that Trump wins Iowa by 12 and the Democrats can never pull this stunt again without being laughed at because then we'll have the data afterwards. That's how you respond to this stuff.

Here's why, folks, I think we're in good shape. Not great, but good, and that's why the only thing that matters right now is what? War. It's the only thing that matters. New York Post. New York Republic. New York Republic. New York Republicans vote early in record numbers, but Democrat turnout is in a, quote, total free fall. Cheers to that one. New York Republicans vote in record numbers.

but Democrat turnout in a total freefall. Why? Because people are executing and it's all about more. Here's Seth Cashel, another pretty good follow here. My thread on early voting and paranoia surrounding North Carolina.

Early vote North Carolina is our plus one. Dems are down over 290,000 in early votes from 2020. Republicans are up 11K. The Republican lead in early voting is 41,445. In 2020, the total early in mail-in vote favored Democrats by 261K. That's a big difference. That's a big difference there. That don't look good. That don't look good. All you got to do tomorrow is execute.

Now, I heard someone say to me again this weekend, and it was a friend, yeah, early vote, and I'm so glad it's done. It's not done.

No, you can't vote again. We're not Democrats. However, you can bring someone else to the polls. You can text 10 people tomorrow. You can email them. You can DM them. I don't care what you got to do. You can knock on their doors, but more, more. You need to do more. I need to do more. Everybody needs to do more. Ladies and gentlemen, someone tweeted to me this weekend or sent a DM. I couldn't believe it and said, Dan,

You're not working this weekend. Not working this weekend. You have any idea what I did this weekend? Get people to the polls. Do you have any idea? I had to go vote too this weekend. What do you think? I'm immune from that? My vote counts too. We were out hustling all weekend. My wife and I both. Notice there's no weekend update because the only weekend update is more, more, more. That's the only weekend update that matters. David Sachs, who's been on our show before, he's a tech entrepreneur.

Here are this week's psyops alone. This is a pretty accurate summary. Monday, a roast comics joke is going to decide the election. Really? Tuesday was apostrophe gate. Biden calling us all garbage, claiming he was talking about the comedian. Wednesday, I will protect women referred to abortion instead of keeping killers from pouring across the border. It's Trump. Thursday, Trump wants to put Liz Cheney in front of a firing squad. These are just last week's psyops.

Friday, undecideds breaking for Kamala by double digits. I'm not sure how exactly they know that. Saturday, Kamala's winning Iowa. Three more days to go. He says ignore the noise and vote. Be careful of the psyops. Here's one last early voting trend so you feel. I want you in a good place tomorrow with your heads. Manifest big things, ladies and gentlemen. Manifest big things and it'll happen.

Went to church this weekend. Father Marty blew it out of the box, too. I encourage you to go to my Twitter yesterday. I put the Rumble link. He puts his homilies on Rumble. And especially listen halfway through. He went for it yesterday. And everybody got up and applauded. Here's some final numbers coming out of Nevada. Nevada GOP improved its position again. Pennsylvania GOP continues improving. Turnout trends in Georgia and Wisconsin remain steady with Trump County's overperforming.

You'd rather be Trump right now. Jim, can you send them that article you sent me to Reuters one about Hillary Clinton, remember 2016 early voting? It's in your text stream with me. I'm going to show you this. I'm going to put this in the show. Whenever you guys get to it, I should have put it up early. One more thing. I want you in a good place tomorrow. We are going to manifest good big things, man. And we are going to make it happen because more is all that matters. We are bringing more tomorrow.

We're not done. We just started. I just don't want you to get cocky. And the one in a hundred chance that Iowa poll is right, you have to consider it. Don't get cocky because this is what Hillary Clinton's people did. They got cocky in 2016. And you know what they did on election day? Anybody have any idea? They did nothing. They didn't vote. And that's why she lost because everybody got cocky.

I'll send you an article in a minute if you think I'm making this up. They were like, man, this thing is over. The early voting for Hillary Clinton is incredible. She lost. The Democrats can still show up, which means if you show up and you do more, we'll win. And that's a fact. Folks, right now, it's all about the close, man. It's all about the follow through. This is the two minute drill.

This is the last out of the ninth inning. Enter Sandman's playing. Mariano Rivera's coming in the game. Jim's here, so I'll give him a little shout-out. John Franco's coming in the game. Or Jesse Orozco or whatever Mets player Jim wants. Jim's a Mets guy, whatever. Jesse Orozco's in the game. You got to be a big baseball fan. I may be aging out right now. This is it. It's all about the clothes right now.

And I'm telling you right now, if you want to be one person right now, you sure as shit don't want to be Kamala Harris. Kamala's team blew it. The opportunity to change the narrative, ladies and gentlemen, is over. And we're dealing with another Biden scandal again this weekend. It's really incredible. The party of tolerance coexistence. Peace and love. And here we go. Here's Stimson J. Cat. Happy, happy, joy, joy.

It's really weird how the Stimson J. Cat, Ren and Stimpy Party, always talking about joy, constantly are talking about beating the shit out of us, smacking us, taking us around the back of the schoolyard, kicking our asses, fascists, Nazis. You ever, the joy party, here's Biden again, and I want you to look at the face he puts on. Is this guy taking a dump in his diapers? He said, no, I want you to watch.

I think he needed a wipey after talking about smacking people around or whatever, smacking them in the ass or something. This is the joy party. This is not how they wanted to close. I'm serious. This is the kind of guy you like to smack in the ass. Wait, look at the face. Tell me this guy's not crapping himself. Jim, look at this guy's face. Is this guy not taking a dump right now or what? Somebody tell me this guy's not defecating himself. Look at his, wait, wait, Jim, watch. Look at that. Come on.

Folks, this guy needed a box of those wipeys after this. There is zero doubt he was controlling his bowels after that. What he was doing, I don't really know, but this is certainly not the happy, happy joy campaign. This looks like the most miserable campaign in America. And get ready. Man, I almost forgot what you said. Get ready.

Get ready for them to blame Joe Biden if they lose. You're already seeing it in Axios and Politico today. Quick break, and I'm going to show you something else they had to deal with. Kamala Harris's teleprompter broke. I've already showed you multiple clips of Kamala Harris, who when the prompter breaks, has no ability to speak off the cuff whatsoever. Zero. Folks, I have used a teleprompter, I think, twice.

twice and they were at speeches where they demanded it. And I don't even think I read the speech in a prompter. The woman has no ability to speak extemporaneously at all. Zero. And she wants to be president. I'll show you what I mean coming up next, where she says, move forward a thousand times. She's talking to the teleprompter operator. She just doesn't want you to know it. Watch what I'm talking about. This is not the clothes they wanted. Hey, we're in the homestretch for this year's presidential election. The stakes are high.

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More kids. She can't speak, folks. She cannot speak without a teleprompter. It is impossible for her to speak off the cuff. She cannot do it. Watch what happens when her teleprompter craps out and she says move forward three or four times. She's talking to the teleprompter operator because she doesn't know what to say. In contrast to Donald Trump, who uses the teleprompter only as a guide and talks off the cuff all the time. Watch this.

You know what? Let me say something about this. We're here because we're fighting for a democracy. Democracy. Difference here. Moving forward. Moving forward. Understand the difference here. What we are looking at is a difference in this election. Let's move forward and see where we are. Because on the issue, for example, of freedom of choice. You see where she cut off?

You see what, understand the difference here? The prompter went out. Do you see her moving forward? Moving forward. Please someone move this thing. I have no ability to say anything off the cuff because my neurons don't connect like normal people. She cannot speak folks. This is not a smart person.

She needs to have speeches written for her. Everything she does is fake. Every single thing is fake. It's artificial. It's all bullshit. It's all an act, man. All of it. It's a shtick. It's all about the clothes. Let's pretend to prompt the word out. It's all about the clothes. It's about the clothes.

And what's next in the closet? The clothes. Here, here's my prompter. That looks like your handwriting. That's because it is. It's like, give a shit about what I'm talking about. Don't need a freaking teleprompter. What's in the prompter right now? Yes, thank you. A Washington Post headline. You need a prompter. You need a prompter exclusively if you're an idiot.

They had to cancel Joe Biden because it is all about the clothes. And this is not the way to bring the relief pitcher out of the freaking game. They bring, you know, remember when he used to have the bullpen car? Do you remember that back in the day? They used to take the golf cart and bring the pitcher in from the bullpen. I don't say he was too lazy to like jogging. I don't know what the hell they did that for. Right. They bring to imagine crashing, crashing the bullpen car. That's what's going on right now.

It's gotten so bad, the sitting president of the United States, oatmeal brains. The Kamala Harris campaign has had to cancel both him and Mark Cuban because every time they open their mouths, they say something stupid. How crazy is this? We're not canceling these idiots. We're not the cancel culture. They are. Listen to Fox's Jackie Heinrich saying, hey, they've sidelined Joe Biden, who is now like locked

in the closet. They've got this guy with a dunce cap. They've got like handcuffs on the door to make sure he can't open it. They won't let him out there because he can't shut up and every time he opens his mouth, he's either crapping himself or calling people garbage. Check this out. Tonight, Fox News has learned multiple campaign calls that were publicly advised on the president's schedule for yesterday afternoon.

were canceled as he faces continuing fallout over his garbage comment on a Zoom earlier this week. None of the calls that had been scheduled were officially sanctioned by or affiliated with the Harris campaign. And Biden has no official campaign events on his schedule ahead of the election, Brad. How bad does your clothes have to be?

Your clothes has to be so bad when the sitting president of the United States with all the accoutrements of the White House. He's got Air Force One. He's got the imagery of the Rose Garden. All they're asking this guy to do is please shut your mouth and don't say anything. You have any idea how bad it has to be? By the way, what is he doing here?

Did you see this over the weekend? Now, I've got a lot of experience doing this. I was a TS guy in the Secret Service. What is TS? Transportation section. I spent two stints there. I was the whip there and a regular agent over there. I've done a whole shit ton of motorcades. Here's Biden exiting Air Force One off the short guy steps because they're afraid to let him walk down the big guy steps. And I'm going to tell you something. Put this on V.O.,

I have never seen this before in my life. So he's exiting down the short steps there. And typically the car is right there. Which it is. And instead of going to the car, you see the agents moving it back. Like, what the f*** is this guy doing? He walks aimlessly. Now, I just want to say in advance, if this was planned,

President Biden's garbage comments.

Here we go. So if you're watching on Apple or listening on Apple or Spotify, I want you to watch this again. So here's the motorcade. The agent moves the bag because he's like, well, what is he doing? Now, I'm actually inviting fact checkers here, even though you're all full of shit. If you can produce to me some kind of evidence that this was planned, is there an event over there? I'm welcome to that. I promise I'll put it on the show. If it's honest and not one of your typical bullshit fact checks, okay?

I'm telling you I did this for 12 years. That is verboten because when the president goes out and walks in an open space like that, you're vulnerable to sniper fire. So I don't want to waste a lot of time on this. I'm telling you that this typically, I'm not going to tell you what it's called, but when he does something like this and walks in open space like that where you get hit with a sniper round, there's typically something that happens that I don't see here because it's nowhere in the camera frame.

And it's meant to block something. And that's not there. What is he doing? I have no idea. Was he going over to a press pen? I told you. I'm inviting the fact checkers. If something happened we're not aware of, I'm happy to hear it as long as it's not a bullshit fact check. That seems to me like Joe Biden is as lost as you think he is. I see no video evidence there that that was planned.

Folks, they're in a world of trouble. This is the worst close I have ever seen. Now they bring out Cardi B. Cardi B is, did she sing that song, WAP? Was that her? That is. And Megan Thee Stallion, not the. Megan Thee Stallion, okay. WAP, we'll leave that out of the show. There's even some places I won't go. Let's just say if you're,

Under the age of 18, do not look that up. So Cardi B, who did a video, didn't she do a video complaining about taxes not long ago? Amazingly, is now campaigning for the candidate who is openly pledging to raise her taxes even more than Bernie Sanders, which is kind of weird. Sounds to me like Cardi B isn't that bright. Here is Cardi B. I'm going to play this and take a break. Cardi B apparently has a teleprompter problem as well.

She, apparently just like Kamala, when the teleprompter breaks, doesn't know what to do and sits up on stage in the cringiest clip you're gonna see yet and doesn't know a freaking thing about what to say because none of this matters to her. And if someone didn't write it for her, she can't speak from the heart because all she is is reading what someone else wrote for her. And it appears to not work. Check this out. One second, guys. One second. Okay, so I don't take lightly the call. Sorry, guys. I'm a little nervous.

I need patients over here. Where are you girl? I need patients over here

Okay, that's about the cringiest thing you'll see today. There you go. That's the... And let me tell you, that's the Kamala Harris. I don't give a shit about celebrities, pro or con. I just don't. If they're on our team, great, awesome, fantastic. If they do your thing. If you're taking your advice on who to vote for from Cardi B, good luck. You're probably not on our team anyway. And by the way, that goes for either side. You do your own homework. Don't listen to any bullshit from someone who acts for a living. I saw...

Unbelievably for these Star Wars guys. Harrison Ford, who I grew up watching Indiana Jones and Han Solo, come out with this single dumbass thing I've heard. Please don't do this again. Dude, shut your pie hole. Well, Mark Hamill's been crazy forever. Nobody gives a shit. Go back, get the bullwhip and the revolver, get the blaster, kill Greedo, whatever, and just shut the fuck up. Like, nobody really gives a shit what you have to say. Just do the Greedo scene. Eh!

Hey, boo, we got you, Greedo. Okay, great, fantastic. You know, we don't really need, it's okay. We're kind of done with you at this point.

Greedo shot first, Justin says. Folks in the chat, poll. Did Greedo shoot first or not? Is this a big debakey? Is this like a real thing? Did Greedo shoot first? I always felt bad for Greedo. Now, here's the question now that we know Han Solo is on the wrong side of the force. Was Greedo a good guy? Was Greedo the entire time a good guy? Because I had the Greedo action figure

growing up and I used to have him get his ass kicked because I thought he was a bad guy. Was, posed the question today on Twitter, was Greedo a hero at this point? Left him being, you're inciting violence. This is how stupid they are. I swear. Put it on. Was Greedo the good guy? Put it on.

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Folks, I want to show you another one. This is not how you close. And then I got to do some debunking because I heard a whole lot of bullshit this morning on Fox and Friends. Thankfully, Brian Kilmeade fought back. But one of Kamala Harris's surrogates, a hapless tool named Chris Murphy, a colossal bag like you've never seen before, lied his way through a extended. Did you see it, Jim, this morning? About a 15 minute interview.

Kill Me did a really good job fighting back, but the bullshit was endless. Everything they tell you is bullshit. But here, here's a closing argument against Kamala on that, and then I'm going to make a case with headlines, so I'm not done. I may have to jump ahead to that, guys, because I got to get to this no matter what. I'm going to make the closing argument. But here's Kamala, the fakest candidate you've ever seen. Notice in this side-by-side how she even fakes what appears to be

These acute reactions to these just little minutia, these things that happen. It's all fake. Everything is rehearsed. Watch this. Oh my goodness. That's great. Thank you. If you're listening on Apple or Spotify on demand, watch that video. Dan, it's the same thing. It is, but it's not. It's the same thing at two different speeches side by side.

The exact same reaction. The fake response. Someone told her to do that. Look, even the, watch, watch the hands, watch the hands. Here, fake clap. I think she even claps the same amount of times. There we go. Look around. Look. Oh my gosh. Pretend you're surprised. Smile. Look, leave it there. The cackle. Look at the cackle. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Remember, Jim just brought up a good point. Remember Hillary, every time there was a balloon launch, the DNC, oh! Here, she looks like this guy. Oh, my God! Hands, here's a hand. Fucking clowns, man.

You got a chance to really tomorrow send these people into the political phantoms. Oh, there. There you go. That was it, Jim. Look, balloons. Holy shit. Like you've never seen balloons before. Let me hit a few. Everything these people do is fake, bro. Everything they do is fake.

So this morning, I'm going to give you a little bit of debunking here for your friends. Chris Murphy, who is just a goofball Democrat senator, I mean a hapless buffoon, was on Fox & Friends this morning. Again, it doesn't matter how many times you debunk their bullshit. I'm telling you absolutely categorically, it is a fact. Nobody lies like Democrats. No one. They lie about everything.

He's on this morning saying, well, the Trump tax cuts only benefited the wealthy, that the majority of the benefit went to the wealthiest, 85% of...

Folks, this took me all of five seconds to pull up, and I pulled up the biggest left-wing communist fact checker we could find so lefties won't go, you're pulling up Breitbart or something or Bongino.com? Not that I don't trust them. I obviously do. But I don't want to hear it. Here's your own left-wing analyst, Glenn Kessler, who's the biggest bullshit artist around, even telling you it's a false claim. Biden's false claim that no one but the rich got Trump's tax cuts.

They know, Kessler, and he's actually correct, that it shouldn't be a shocker that gross amounts of money are going to go to people who, if you get a tax cut, that if you're doing it on gross, that, of course, the people who pay the most taxes, if there's a tax cut, are going to get the largest benefit.

It doesn't mean that the rich benefited at the expense of anyone else. Go to the second slide. All he's noting here is that that's bullshit because the wealthy already paid most of the taxes in this country. He notes, moreover, when the Tax Policy Center looked at the impact of the tax bill, they concluded that in 2018, most people would see an overall reduction. Wait, that says most people, guys. I thought Chris Murphy said it only benefited the rich.

The Tax Policy Center found that 80% of all taxpayers would have a tax cut. That's weird. I thought they said the opposite. This is the Washington Post, folks, compared with about 5% experience a tax increase. In the middle, talking about the middle class, 91% would get a tax cut averaging about $1,090 a year. Folks, they just lie to you all the time.

It's all bullshit. These people lie to you all the time. How do I know it's bullshit? Here's the king of the bullshitters, Obama, out there this weekend, again, parroting the fine people hoax, despite the fact that this thing has been debunked 65 different ways from Sunday. It doesn't matter. They will lie, lie, and lie because they can't tell you the truth about who they are because they're fake frauds like Kamala Harris. Listen to Obama.

Maybe you're Muslim American or Jewish American and you are heartbroken and furious about the ongoing bloodshed in the Middle East and worried about the rise of anti-Semitism. Why would you place your faith in somebody who instituted a so-called Muslim ban? Who sat down for pleasantries with Holocaust deniers? Who said that there were very fine people on both sides of a white supremacist rally?

He's just making that up, folks. He did not say that. He said the opposite. I quote, completely condemn the white supremacists. It doesn't matter. These people lie. They are full of shit all the time. Listen, I warned you they're not going to go quietly. And the biggest rabble rouser right now on the left is

I had my cousin reach out the other day and say, Dan, you think they're going to invoke the 14th Amendment? Are they going to impeach him right away? Folks, they're already talking about it. Was it the Washington Post or something this morning that implied that? Jamie Raskin was on Marr this weekend. This guy's a big troublemaker, already talking about stopping this certification or at very minimum winking and nodding at people. This is a real threat.

Folks, I have one more break I have to get to. I really appreciate your patience. Sincerely, we've had a lot of demand on the show. They keep the show free. So thank you very much. Last break, and I promise I'm going to get back to it. Hey, many Americans are tired and frustrated by a stalling economy, inflation, endless wars, and the relentless assault on our values. Thankfully, there's companies like Patriot Mobile that still believe in America and our rights. I'm proud to partner with Patriot Mobile because we're on the front lines fighting for our rights, the sanctity of life, and our military and first responder heroes.

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Folks, we're like the freaking supermarket. We always bring receipts. Tell me now, if they're listening to this, that the Democrats are not planning for major chaos if we execute and win this thing tomorrow. They are. You've got to be ready for it. And I'm just going to send out one final note before elections to the local constitutional sheriffs. You guys are on the right side of history. Make sure, obviously, you know, everybody's constitutional rights are respected. We get that. You guys are all about that.

Have a plan because they are preparing for something really nasty if we win this thing. We can defeat it.

We can win the day and the right thing. We can make the right thing, not the easy thing happen. But we're going to have to have a plan. Listen to Jamie Raskin. You'll see what I mean. Check this out. When I say we will support a free and fair election, no, we're not going to allow them to steal it in the states or steal it at the Department of Justice or steal it with any other election official in the country. If it's a free and fair election, we will do what we've always done. We will honor it. So finally...

You notice how he puts this caveat in there about this free and fair election. People say to me, oh, yeah, Dan, he's acknowledging that they're going to concede the election. That's not what he's doing.

They're already preparing to say it's not a free and fair election. Elon Musk, disinformation, Republican disinformation. The Washington Post has written a story about me by naming it. I think the last three days or something like that, I got to go back and check. They're like obsessed. There's another one out there now I just saw during the break from another outlet. It was a variety. They are so obsessed. It's like...

that Glenn Close fatal attraction boiling bunny thing. They are so obsessed. And I promise you after the election, they are not going to go quietly if they lose. I promise. Just be careful. Everybody be careful. Now, if they can't make a closing argument, then ladies and gentlemen, it's one thing to complain about it. It's another thing to do something yourself. I think it's our obligation to make a closing argument. I don't want to forget something. Write this down. It's our obligation to make a closing argument for Donald Trump.

You ready? I want you to bookmark this segment, okay? This time marker was about 45 minutes in or so to the show. And if you have any undecided friends, I want you to ask them a simple question. I'm not trying to convince you who to vote for at this point. I'm just going to ask you one simple question. What can you live without? I'm not going to ask you who you want because you don't want either. You're still undecided. Can you live without some of this stuff I'm about to show you? Here's a closing argument just based purely on headlines. And for those of you out there, I'm going to use a mix of stuff

But these are real headlines just over the last few weeks. And you tell me, can you live without this? Because if the answer is yes, there's only one candidate. And that's Donald Trump. Start, yeah, start with the New York Post. New York Post, illegal migrant accused of shooting a Jewish man heading to Chicago synagogue charged with a hate crime and terrorism. What's that first word say, fellas? Illegal migrant.

So there was a suspected terror attack. Well, it was a terror attack. But then the suspect is an illegal migrant. And Kamala Harris is the border czar. How many of you, by the way, how many in the chat, how many people have heard this story? It kind of got squashed this weekend. Did you notice that? You think if this happened and Trump was the president, it'd get squashed? An illegal migrant in a terror attack? The suspect? You didn't hear much about this, did you?

You happen to be a Jewish voter. Honest question, are you content with a candidate who placates terrorism and placates the campus terror crowd and all that? I'm just asking a question. What can you live without? I'm not asking you what candidate you want if you're undecided. You obviously don't know. I'm not being a dick about it or else you wouldn't be undecided. I'm asking you what can you live without?

Can you live without illegal migrants and terror attacks, serial murderers and sex offenders in the country illegally? I don't know. You got to answer that yourself. That's it. No, of course that isn't it. Can you live without this?

Fox Business, November 1st, just a few days ago. U.S. economy added 12,000 jobs in October, well below economists' expectations. By the way, most of those were government jobs, and that doesn't even factor in the revisions, which will likely be downward, as they've historically been. You want more of that? You want crap, garbage? How is it that with AI...

And the post-COVID economic explosion that should have happened. How is it that we still can't add good, high-quality jobs to the economy? The answer is because Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sucking up all the money on government programs and misallocating resources. Can you live without that? If you can live without that, you have one choice, Donald Trump. Is that it? Hell no, it isn't. Fox Business, October 30th, just last week.

U.S. economy grew 2.8% in the third quarter, slower than expected. Economists expected the GDP to grow at 3% in the quarter. They couldn't even meet that. 3%, by the way, is no great shakes. It's probably the historical standard we should have been at if we didn't have a bunch of big government interventions, and they couldn't even hit that.

Imagine trying to close your campaign. You've got every opportunity to juice the economy, right? Pull back regulations, let liquid natural gas flow, let the AI market do its own thing without government intervention. Stop getting involved in fabs. Let them do their own thing. They couldn't even do that folks. They had one chance over the final couple of quarters to juice the economy by stepping aside and winning this election and sending a signal to the business world that they were serious and they couldn't even do that.

Can you live without that? Then there's only one answer in this election. There's more.

What about this? I told you the FBI was lying about the crime data, indicating somehow the crime data was down, which is fascinating. You go in any liberal city, you go into a drugstore, you're like, hey, man, let me get a little bit of deodorant. You're like, that's locked behind a bank vault. We need six people, a witness, and a safe. It's like the nuclear codes. You ever see it when both people have to put in the chip thing at the same time? They're like, one, two, three, get the deodorant. Get the deodorant. So every...

It's true, is it not? They need like the manager and 67 people to open the vault so you can go get a freaking... You're out for a date night. You go out and you're like, hey, let me get some deodorant, some of that cologne. Hold on, man. The manager here. All right, countdown. Three, two, open the vault. Pull out the Drakkar Noir. Jim's like, yeah, I remember that from back in the day. So we were like...

Jim and I saw these FBI crimes. They were like, Biden's and Kamala Harris are great on crime. We're like, we are? They are? What, are they crazy? Kamala Harris was the AG and the district attorney and crime's going crazy in these states. Washington Times.

New FBI data shows crime increased, even as Biden said it dropped. That was from October. Of when? 2014? No, 2024. When was that, Jim? Oh, Jim says last month. That's correct, because it was. Because they were lying to you, just like we said they were. Can you live without that?

You can live without exploding crime in liberal cities run by people who share the exact same ideology as Biden and Harris, and there's only one candidate for you. And what's more is how you make a closing argument. Here's the New York Post. You know Jamie Dimon from J.P. Morgan? Man, that guy's no conservative. Yeah, exactly. That's the point. J.P. Morgan's Jamie Dimon slams Biden-Harris administration over the, quote, onslaught of red tape.

Quote, I've had it with this shit.

This guy, Jim, is Jamie Dimon a noted conservative? He is not. He is not. He is not. I'm not even sure he's ever voted Republican. I don't know. It's a secret ballot. I would guess no. Kind of strange that even Jamie Dimon in the financial industry, who typically loves these Biden-Harris people because they get to kind of jerry-rig the rules, even he's like, man, this administration really sucks with red tape.

Can you live without that? If you can, you only have one choice. Let me throw another one at you. What if you're a union autoworker anywhere in America?

You want to be making electric cars? The answer is no, you don't because you won't be making electric cars. You'll be sitting home because they don't need a lot of people to make electric cars because it's a battery and some wheels. Okay, granted, a lot of computers. If you're a coder, you got a really good opportunity in the electric car industry. People don't want to buy electric cars. People don't. That's why they're sitting on lots. Automotive news, October 31st, i.e. last week.

you know, like the car company. Sorry, there were liberals listening to idle F one 50 lightning electric vehicle plant in mid November for the rest of the year. Why do you think they'd be doing that, Jim? Why would they idle a plant? You have any idea? No,

effing way. They're idling the plant because nobody wants to buy the lightning truck? That's insane. That's crazy. I thought we were told by Biden and Harris, even after juicing the cost by giving taxpayer dollars, your money to other people to buy electric cars, even people getting that money are like, I don't want that car. No thanks. Kind of strange, right? How auto works. If you're an auto worker, we love you. We're welcoming you into movement. I'm just telling you, you're being bullshitted by the other side.

Can you live without that, losing your job in the auto industry because they're trying to juice an electric vehicle business that nobody wants? Then you got one choice. Let me end with this one.

You live in the state of California, we're on the radio there. KBC, KSFO, and a whole bunch of other stations out there. And we have a huge audience for the podcast. Hey, chat, folks in the chat, who's from California? We got a lot of people from California who watch this show. The conservatives out there fighting the fight, love you guys. You're the best, man.

But California, I don't think anybody doubts it, is a model of liberal governance. That's why people are leaving California. That's why they're practicing the snake Plissken escape from L.A., a generally terrible movie, but it had a good top line message because a lot of people are escaping from New York and L.A. I wish it weren't the case. Beautiful place. But they are.

Interesting that Gavin Newsom, Gavin Newsom, who went full green, he went all in on the Green New Deal, local type projects and all that stuff. He now needs a climate bailout from the federal government because energy prices in California are exploding. Kamala Harris is even more left than Gavin Newsom. You want more of this? You want to pay seven bucks a gallon for gas like they were in California at some point?

And go ahead. You vote for Kamala Harris. She is definitely your candidate. Now, you may be saying to yourself,

You know what? Kamala Harris is an agent of change. I believe it. Hope he change. She said it. She said there's a new way forward. She did. Are you sure about that? Because Kamala Harris was asked by a view host, Sonny Hostin, who is generally pretty crazy, was asked, you know, is there anything you would do different than Joe Biden? All this stuff, all these headlines. I just closed the argument for you. Would you do anything different?

And her answer was this. Check this out. Well, if anything, would you have done something differently than President Biden during the past four years? There is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of and I've been a part of of of most of the decisions that have had impact. I'm just going to let that let that kind of stew. What can you live without? What can you live without? I can live without a lot of that. Folks, I'm going to give you one more.

And passion plea, I mean, from the bottom of this sometimes broken heart over politics. I've been dealing with a lot of shit over the last three and three quarters years. A cancer scare, a lot of personal issues I don't talk about on the air, a lot of drama and stuff, business expansions, some hits, some misses. You have a chance to do something tomorrow magical.

You have an opportunity after seemingly being put out to pasture and having our movement nearly taken from us by a bunch of tyrants and authoritarians. You have a unique, almost once in a lifetime opportunity to take it all back. Execute. Bring 10 people with you tomorrow. There's absolutely no excuses. I'm asking you as a fellow citizen and patriot here to please in the name of all that's holy, and I am not using the Lord's name in vain. Wake up tomorrow morning. Pray. Pray. We have a plan.

Get out there. Polls open in some states at 7 a.m. I think the best thing we can do tomorrow is put in the chat. Put in the chat tomorrow, whenever it opens up, how long you've been waiting in line. There will not be a podcast tomorrow at the standard time, 11 a.m.

Tomorrow's podcast, everyone, please, just so you know, will be 7.30 p.m. We will be covering election night. We will be on. It'll be me, producer Jim. It'll be Evita, host of the early edition with Evita. We will have guests, including Savannah Hernandez, the great Mike Benz, deep state specialist, Julie Kelly, Adam Gillette. We're going to have a crossover with Steven Crowder. We'll be on probably to 11.30 or midnight or so.

Please bear with us tomorrow. It'll be 730. We will be at Oaken, Ember, and Stewart. It is a ticketed event. He had to do invite only because it's not a huge location, but great restaurant. Thank you to Kyle G, Kyle Green, for helping us out there with that location. We will also be auctioning off the famous Donald Trump baseball tomorrow. That is his signature. Well, that's his little smudge there too, just a little one. But that's from him. It's on the Bongino Baseball. Guy is setting that up. So,

It's all the proceeds go to Samaritan's Purse for hurricane relief. We'll be sending that over. Please join us tomorrow. And I'm begging you one last time. This is my last time with you on the show before Election Day. Polls will be closed in most states by the time I come on tomorrow. Please go do it. Get it done. Your country needs you. God bless America and all of those who defend her. I love you guys. Bongino Army, get me a little choked up, man. Go do your thing. We're in charge now.

But now you got to go do. Talking time is over. I'll see you all tomorrow.