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Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans | Your Mom's House Ep. 794

2025/1/22
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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Tom Segura: 我很高兴我的母亲搬到了奥斯汀,并欢迎她成为奥斯汀最新的名人居民。在最近的假期中,我母亲成为了明星,并展现了积极的态度,尝试了各种体验,包括食用各种致幻剂。她改变了生活,搬到了奥斯汀,拥抱了新的世界,并在假期中展现了令人鼓舞的精神。很多人对我的妈妈开设OnlyFans表示兴奋,认为这是一个好主意。开设OnlyFans是一个简单的数学问题,粉丝数量乘以订阅费用等于收入。我妈妈可以在OnlyFans上分享日常生活,例如早上问候、日常计划等,无需做任何不雅的行为。我妈妈在观看《诺丁山》时笑了。我们正在筹款帮助洛杉矶的火灾受灾者,可以通过ymhstudios.com购买T恤,所有收益将捐赠给加州消防基金会。节目组成员在选择视频方面不够尊重我的岳母。我妈妈拒绝了参加桥牌俱乐部的邀请,因为她正处于人生的艰难时期。我妈妈想做面部填充,但我建议她去正规的整形外科医生那里做。我们鼓励人们用英国口音点咖啡,并对咖啡师说生日快乐。我在一家餐馆遇到一位模仿我妈妈说话方式的顾客。加州的火灾以及其他世界事件让我感到世界末日即将来临。为了改进节目,我们需要减少低俗内容,提升节目格调。为了改进节目,我们可以参考《诺丁山》的基调。 Charo: 我很高兴搬到奥斯汀,能够经常见到我的孩子们。在加勒比海的假期中,我尝试了各种活动,包括水上摩托车和游泳。我尝试了各种致幻剂,并且感觉很好。我改变了生活,搬到了奥斯汀,拥抱了新的世界。我对OnlyFans很感兴趣,并且看到很多粉丝都希望我开设OnlyFans。我觉得OnlyFans是一个赚钱的好机会,但是我需要考虑一下。我觉得在OnlyFans上分享我的日常生活,例如早上问候和日常活动,是一个不错的选择。我不喜欢过山车,我觉得生活已经够可怕了。我非常感谢Tom和Christina为我安排的假期和住房,以及他们为我提供的帮助。我感谢Tom和Christina的慷慨和善意。

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Charo discusses her move to Austin and the family's recent vacation, where she unexpectedly became the star. She shares anecdotes about jet skiing and her experience with psychedelics.
  • Charo's move to Austin
  • Family vacation in the Caribbean
  • Charo's newfound confidence and adventurous spirit
  • Charo's use of psychedelics

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She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:04 - Charo Is In The House

00:03:27 - Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear

00:06:02 - Vacation Star

00:15:57 - CharOFans

00:26:21 - Clip: Thumbs Way Up

00:31:20 - Clip: Piss Nuke

00:32:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:36:25 - Ad Break

00:41:12 - Notting Hill

00:47:05 - Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal

00:48:29 - Clip: Hazing

00:49:34 - LA Wildfires

00:53:43 - Clip: Feeling Good Forever

00:56:14 - Squirrels

01:00:35 - Bridge & Facial Enhancements

01:05:33 - Clip: Dancing Sloppers

01:07:32 - Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank

01:17:49 - Extremely Serious

01:25:31 - Time To Clean Up The Act

01:31:19 - TikToks

01:38:10 - Classic Charo Voice Clips

01:48:40 - Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield

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