The Amazin' Opinions of Jesse Lee Peterson | Your Mom's House Ep. 743
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And she's like, yeah. I'm like, why? What about these betas? A betta. What about these? Why a betta? Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.

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I'm still in fucking shell shock from being in the house with the boys, the three of us, four of us, for the last three days. I know. Jesus Christ. PTSD. Why is it, like, you only have, like, two nice minutes with children, and then they either fight or they scream in your ear or they do something horrible. And it always is like you wake up and you're like, I'm going to go say hi to my sons. Yeah.

I'm like, hey boys. And they're like, what are you doing here? Get out. And I'm like, okay. I know. I feel like I wake up every morning with a renewed sense of possibility. And they're like, how are you starting the day crying?

always tears or they're hitting each other he bit me he bit me and then i don't even think they're gonna learn to read because they can't sit still so like i had all these visions of me teaching our sons everything i know but i don't even think you can they can't sit still no no that'd be cool they'll learn other ways what can we teach them they won't sit fucking still yeah

Shit. I don't know. Oh, man. It's futile. Anyway, I'm pumped to be here. It's so great. And away from my kids for the first time in days, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully they're getting by. They're on their own. They're at home alone. There's food in the fridge. They'll figure it out. No, but it's been... I just got back from Asia. Yeah. It was a fucking...

awesomest I mean I just can't tell you how great that place is hold on let me tell you how happy I am for you yeah I was here with the kids in winter in the house you're a typical woman but I was I'm so happy for you I have to tell you that man uh

Always wanted to go to Tokyo. Same. And they are the fucking best people. They're like the best. They're the best, right? They really are, man. I know. I love the Japanese. They really are. And then in Hong Kong, you're like, oh, okay, we're losing this battle. These motherfuckers are advanced. We're fucking dumb. Speak Chinese, bro. You better learn Mandarin right fucking now. Dude. Because you're like, holy shit.

yeah so great too because in um in japan it's exactly what you imagine the japanese are like they're so polite and they're so you know just kind and everything is like excuse me and everything's with a smile like the construction worker so when there's a construction job we have it here too there's a guy whose job it is he wears a vest and he's like hey stay off this you know

stay off this sidewalk go around but he'll be like go over there you know yeah come on what the fuck are you doing rude right in Japan the guy like he like nods and smiles and is like shows you the way to go he's like I'm sorry to even bother you yeah I'm sorry to bother you

And then you get that for whatever the few days we were there everywhere. Everywhere someone is just like, excuse me or I'm sorry or thank you. And everyone's super polite. Everybody's so nice. And you get to Hong Kong and they're like, I don't give a fuck about you, bro. Like they immediately are straight out. Squatting on the streets and spitting in alleyways. Get the fuck out of here, man. Yeah. We don't give a fuck. But such a vibrant city. I mean, the energy of Hong Kong is it's like New York dialed up. It's way dialed up.

The food. Stop. Don't even tell me about the dim sum I missed out on. You know I love the dim sum. Well, here's the thing. The dim sum was awesome. But of my meals, I had nothing but great meals in Tokyo, in Hong Kong, and in Singapore. Singapore was lovely. We went to a three-star Michelin in Singapore called Zen. Yeah. One of the culinary experiences of my life. Like absolutely outrageous. Yeah.

In Hong Kong, the thing that really stood out to me, we went to a place called New Punjab Club, which is an Indian place. Just spectacular. And then Tokyo, if you have a fucking tomato in a salad in Tokyo, you're like, I think it's one of the best tomatoes I've ever had in my life. Everything was like that. Every little thing you had was the best version of that thing. And it was just incredible. We went to a great teppanyaki place. We had a makase. And then we went to a...

Wagu Mafia, which was such a highlight. I saw it, but I saw it on your fun blog. Yeah, yeah. Well, I did a fun blog because I like to let people know, you know, what a typical day in the life of a guy like me is. So I put it together a little vlog. I loved your wasabi challenge. You were like, it's really spicy. And you did that stupid thing that they all do. It was really hot. Yeah.

And people would go wink at me one more time. There was so many, I never got so much hate. It was so much hate. The best part was that the audience that follows this show totally gets that thing. But there was a lot of people who were watching that and they were like, the fuck is wrong with this guy? And like, what is this doing? A total personality change. And that actually made, I don't think I laughed harder than I think we,

We uploaded it, and then I was traveling, and I landed in the next country, and I opened that thing, and there was 7,000 comments on it. And I was like, oh, my God. And I laughed. So, I mean, people were saying things like, sending buckets of hate. LAUGHTER

Truck fulls of hate from California. Yeah. Just so much. Don't believe the positive comments. Yeah. Keep your chins up. Yeah. It's, that is one, that's one of the hardest I've ever laughed. That was really cool. I honestly, look, I really was resentful and hating you while you were having fun when I was alone with our children for 10 days. But then I saw that vlog and,

And it almost erased all of it because I like this might be worth the 10 day absence. Yeah, because the vlog was so fantastic. It was great. It's on your Instagram. And it's on TikTok. Yeah. We have such a loaded show. Why don't we just open this real quick? Just get started. Come on. Fuck with me. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Huh? Put them on tape.

Surfer against a queer, huh? Is that what you're gonna do tough guy? You want to be a tough guy? You're not so tough right now. You're not so tough. Are you small guy? You're sure you're not following the law tiny little man vehicle vehicle code 21 7 6 0 21 7 6 0 3 C Mac you so fucking good Oh

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If there wasn't any witnesses, you know what I'd do to you? I'd pull Trump on you. What's your name? Huh? My name is your worst enemy, motherfucker. No. My name is your worst enemy. You want to... I'm your Huckleberry, buddy. Oh, that's a good line. I'm your fucking Huckleberry. You short little fucking punk.

Huh? You come through this town thinking you're fucking really cool on your bike? Like you own this lane? Look it, the bike lane is on this side. It's called Shero. It's right in the middle of the street. Shero. I get Shero. I get that entire lane. But you came around me like this. You came around. Because you blocked my way. You blocked my way. I didn't block your way. I honked my horn because you were way over in our lane. No, that's my lane.

It's fun. I feel like I get his rage, though. I understand, and I actually very much empathize with the hatred of a cyclist. I think it's a fun thing that the universe kind of, we all rejoice in it. But it's... Because, listen, the cyclist's delusion that they can share the road with cars that weigh tons and can murder them, it's just not cool. Here's the thing, also. Because it's dangerous. I actually, you know...

I think it's cool that you ride your bike. And I think it's, you know, it's obviously, it's healthy. Mommy, ride your bike. Yeah, it's environmentally friendly. I get that. It's good for you. The thing that, and the cyclists will always be like, you know, we deserve...

the protection and the saving. You're like, yeah, you know, you should have your lane, but none of these motherfuckers obey the rules of the road. None of them. I am on, I drive and I see them. They all run. They're supposed to like do the same thing that cars do. They run through lights. They run through signs. They don't do any of the shit you're supposed to do. Then they get met. Now this guy,

This guy's out of his mind, the guy confronting him. And you can tell that his voice is shaking. He wants to go way crazier. He wants to call him an F, an F-A. And guess what? Yeah. Here we go. I know that's what he wants. No, it's not your name. It's Cheryl. Look at the law. Look at the law. I'll be watching you. You're lucky today, buddy. You're lucky today. What's your name? Huh? My name is your worst enemy.

You fucking short little fucking faggot. Yes. That's what I was waiting for. He was, yeah. I'm just looking at you. All this was leading up to that one. Because you're afraid, aren't you? Yeah. You're a pussy. That's why. I think you're a tough guy on your fucking stupid little bike, but you're a short little fucking pussy. Yeah. Right? You don't want to fuck with a guy like me and a surfer.

It's not wrong. That lives in this fucking town. Puts up with your fucking shit all the time. True. Right? I've never heard somebody be like, you don't want to fuck with a surfer. Well, I didn't think surfers were tough, you know. Well, there's like the protectors of the beach, like the watchmen, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the enforcers. I've seen Point Break. Yeah, there's enforcers, like, and there's some really gnarly ones in Hawaii. Oh, I bet. There's dudes down there who, like, if you are just coming to town and think you're just going to take, you know...

come into that beach and surf wherever you want. There's dudes that'll fuck you up there. That's true, the locals. But this guy doesn't seem like that guy. I don't... He doesn't look like he surfed in about 20 years. Yeah, he's... The physique on him. He has a fucking... He looks like he has triplets in him. Like, he's...

That's not happening. Look at his... He walks away here. Yeah. Yeah. See that sign right there? That's Shero. See that? See that? Shero. Huh? Shero. See that symbol right there? Look at that hushie right there. He's so fat. He's like, you don't want to fuck with this surfer. It's like, when did you last see the beach? Bitch, he ain't surfed since the 70s.

This means you're a fucking dead man walking. You come on to my fucking land. My land? You're a fucking dead man. And then I'm Your Huckleberry. What movie is that from? I don't know. That's an old reference. Tombstone. I'm Your Huckleberry. I'm Your Huckleberry? Yeah, that's from a movie. And I feel bad for El Cholo Restaurant because it's right behind. They're such a good place. They are. No hate or shame to El Cholo. I just got to say, I mean, I don't know. I love starting the day with confrontation. You do. You love confrontation.

And I, can I, may I tell the audience what I know about you? Sure. So I have my morning routine, which I've discussed on this show. Yeah. Your morning routine consists of you open your little baby bird eyes. Yeah. You touch me to make sure I'm awake, which is exceedingly rude because sometimes I'm not.

And you just presume that because you're awake, I'm awake, which is so fucking weird. That's what toddlers do too, by the way. You open your eyes, you reach for your iPhone, and then it ramps up. Starts with a little fight, confrontation, like you like to watch videos. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? And then it eventually ramps up to, and I'm like, oh, there's black people fighting. I know Tom's in a good place. It's all...

It's always the same. It's actually, I'll tell you this. It's a lot more like workplace accidents and car accidents, you know, trucks backing up over people, forklifts decapitating people, things like that. It doesn't sound, it doesn't, that's what you open with. No, it's kind of like, usually it's like the dessert of the whole thing, you know? There's a lot of, I get a lot of China accidents, you know,

And I get a lot of violence from Brazil. I get a lot of robberies, shootings from Brazil. Yeah. Wow. I don't know. I mean, what you fill your head with before you go to bed is usually murder, crime, serial killers. And then you wake up and then it's a steady diet of confrontation, workplace injuries and murders. And then the other day you and I were play fighting. Yeah. Like just in the bathroom. Remember that when we were play fighting? Mm-mm.

Yeah, you were like, you were just like, you were kind of... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, we haven't done that in a while. And you just grabbed my throat a little bit to fuck with me. And I was like... I...

I haven't. We used to do it a lot more, I think, before we had children. But then there's so much violence in the house anyway. I feel like we don't need it. But I was actually really startled because I realized, like, you're very strong. You're stronger than you've ever been. And I'm like, you can murder me so fast. Yeah. It's one twist of the wrist and then I'm dead. It wouldn't be hard. Yeah. It wouldn't be hard.

But I don't like roughhousing with you at all. Like I am terrified. And we used to do it a lot more. Yeah. I don't like it. Some more of that coming. But here's the thing. I don't like it.

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So you remember the, obviously, the reason I made that video was because we had discovered this Caitlin, the coffee girl, right? Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. Why does she evoke so much hatred? It's so benign. She's just living her life. Yeah. From Australia.

Tom's laugh kills me every time. This week has been super crazy. So if you guys did not see, we got featured on the Your Mom's House podcast by Tom Segura, where basically in the segment, he was pointing out the absurdity of the troll comments I get here on Instagram. And yeah, it's pretty insane. And since then, his fans and his community have just come over and followed, supported my small business and sent so many messages of encouragement, which seriously moves the world.

Hey, what's up? My name is Caitlin. I'm the girl you were featuring on your podcast. Nice to meet you virtually. I want to say thank you for the kind words that you did say and all the laughs because yeah, your segment absolutely had me in stitches. I was crying laughing. So sweet. I'm crying. My name is Caitlin. I'm a barista. I own a coffee company called Street Brew Coffee. And my goal is just to make content that spreads joy and makes people smile or laugh. So I guess we succeeded there.

Aww.

and support and I'm going to keep changing the world with my positivity she's very sweet she's very sweet and I have to say I think actually the real thanks should be to like you guys for you know I think you had a lot of fun with it where you got to send your hate but it also had a wink of love and I think it probably had a positive effect so

So that's just a, you know, really it's a thanks to you guys for being so sweet to her. And yeah, we should definitely try to link up with her. I think it'd be really fun. Before we move on to something else, there's another, so I, you know, the reason I even brought this up on the show is because I was scrolling and I had seen, and I think the first thing I noticed was

Not even the content, but just seeing a little bit and then seeing the comment number. I was like, well, that's a lot of comments, you know, like when I first played her. And I found this other one, which is like also like totally innocent. It's this young girl who does like dad jokes. Like she does things like this. And it caught my eye again because the comments are outrageous. I don't rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

They're just like. Yeah, she's sweet. She's sweet, though. Yeah. And she does. She's cute. She does. She does videos like this all the time. Just they're all like this. They're all like that, like bad dad jokes. Sure. And then she's like and she's really like innocent. Yeah. I mean, look, there's some comedians that make a really good living doing material very similar to this. There's a huge audience. Do you want the comments under this? Oh, no. Awesome. Blow up my force can like a balloon.

Oh, look, 5,512 likes. Jesus. Very funny. Dip your feet in my drinking water. Oh my gosh. That's for the foot fetishist community. Salute. 149 hearts. Hilarious. Fist me with both hands. That's cool. I've never heard that before. I mean, but this poor girl. No, I know. She is not like this at all, you know? No. Cool joke. Hold my hand while we ethnically cleanse the Balkans again. That's pretty good. Yeah.

How much for one pint of your piss? Oh, shit. I mean. Yikes. It gets really. Yeah, poor girl. She didn't need that. No. I'm gay. Can you put your dad on? Okay. Okay. I'm not sure dad's attractive. Please lay your feet on my face after a hot, sweaty run. What's going on? While you say things to me I haven't ever heard, but it's from you, so it's a pleasure to my ears. Music. Five, four, short king. Okay. Okay. I mean, it's very specific. Yeah.

The foot community. She must be putting her feet out there. No, she's not. She's not putting anything out there. She's putting these jokes out there and people are saying, lock me in your basement and like, let me, let me use your vaginal discharge to brush my teeth. Oh my God. Nobody deserves this. You're so funny. Queef under my eyelids. 41,000 likes. Jesus.

Queef under my eyelids. Wow, that's creative. She's really just a nice girl. I'd let you shit on my neck on a 45 degree incline and watch the slippery thing slide down my chest leaving a trail. Wow, that's specific too. It's very specific. 45 degree. Yeah.

Made me laugh. LOL. Please shit on my chest. Yeah. There's a lot of that. This is what it feels like to be a female comic. Does it? You know? Yeah. Certain audiences. She's such a sweetheart. I mean, like the videos. Do you have any more you could play just so I can give her an idea of like. I hope she's not reading these comments. Oh, she knows of these comments. That's all her comments are. Oh, dear. That's terrible. Ha ha ha. Please shit on my forehead. That's funny. Yeah.

She doesn't deserve this. No, nobody does. It's too sad. Dr. Analek said that.

He's really into caca. Yeah. He's named himself. He looks submissive and breedable. Jesus. That's creepy. That's just like... It's the sexual stuff that really is not cool. Can I tell you why I think they do it to her? Because when you see more of these, she's such an innocent. Like she's an actual... She seems like a true innocent. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like she's of adult age, but she's really wholesome. Like she's like... So they're trying to unwholesome her. Yeah. I mean, they're all like... Like, yeah, just...

My dogs are named Timex and Rolex. They're my watch dogs. Come on. Yeah, I know. You don't have to go like, this is for me, but you also don't have to be like, I'm fitting to suck the polish off them nails. Yeah, or shit on my forehead and on my eyelids. These comments are awful and disgusting. Piss in my eyes. Geez, they're really. Yeah, like the first one, the snow one, you know, like I saw this one the other day. She goes, Every day I'm shoveling.

I mean, it's... I got it. This is an innocent girl, right? Yeah, she's sweet. Hey, every day I'm shoveling. I'm thirsty. Pee in my mouth to give me new things for the day. Jesus Christ. This poor girl. Like... But it is kind of exciting that this is a whole new culture now of just comment culture. Yeah, it is. Like, now people are just going to find people to universally shit on, which is kind of interesting. Please use me as your tampon so I can tear the blood clots out of my teeth. I don't want to read this. Poor girl.

What's with all the degenerate comments? This white girl literally does nothing. Pee on my meals. Fart in my eyes. What is wrong with you people? Fart in my eyes. I saw where it goes. It just said pee in my cereal. Oh my God.

You know, once again, I feel like your mom's house is always on the leading edge of these things. I'm going to throw it out there that we started this with Garth Brooks. And this is our culture that is now being co-opted. And yeah, we did this. This is our thing. Right before we wrap here, I got to tell you this. So this poor girl, obviously we send you our love and our hate. Yeah, sorry. And sorry that people are asking you to pee in their cereal. Oh, Jesus. You remember that...

we flipped out when we first saw this man. Of course, Sam. He's flown down to Hong Kong just to make a suit for me. He saw all my videos and he wanted me to help him create his signature style. I'm going to go down on my knees because they make them very short in Japan. Come on in. He's so out of his mind. So we played these videos for a while. If you guys remember, I was going to Hong Kong for the tour.

He hit me up. He was like, you have to stop in. And I was with the group, and I was like, we have to go. I went there, and I got the full experience. I have a couple suits coming, a couple shirts. Wow. But he insisted that he do his thing to me. Full treatment. Ladies and gentlemen, the eagle has landed, and nobody, nobody is as bald as Tom Hanks.

Tom Segura. - Oh my God. - Finally here in Hong Kong. He signed his death wish by featuring me on his show. And now he's all mine. Two button, he's an American, he can't even afford buttons. I've given him pens. No dot, dot, dot hand needle and thread pick stitching. Tack stitching for the tacky American. He got one sleeve, only one sleeve because this is what your budget deficit

Does to you only one fucking sleep, but I have been gift wrapped like everybody else even the Americans even the bald ones even the famous one I have an Absolutely gift wrap in my full defeat now. You know why Americans come to Hong Kong Because they like Chinese massage. It's making me a child. Oh god nice massage forget about Chris Rock and

Tom Segura is the great white hope. That's my hope. And he likes Chinese massage. Tom, are you happy? Great. This is good. Are you happy? Yes. He's been listening to me. This is for Joe Biden. Okay. And there's another one for Joe Biden. Okay. And send that to Joe Biden as well. Okay. And whilst you're going over there, send that to Joe Biden too. Are you happy with me, Tom? That's so good. Thank you. Jesus. Fully molested. And here's what's so strange. This is what's so strange. Yeah. I can honestly tell you that...

He probably makes the best suits in the world. Yeah. They are fucking unbelievable. Well, this is why. He's fully insane. And you go in there. His father is like such a respectable, you know, polite, genuine, so like the polar opposite personality of him. Sure, sure. So they're hilarious to watch in person because he's doing this. His father's in the background and he's like,

What are you doing? Stop that. Like, like, and he just, he provokes his dad. It reminds me of like me and my mom. They're lit. Like they have photos of everybody. They suited and booted there. It's the last six US presidents. Wild. Not Joe Biden. Armani. Oh yeah. Probably not Biden. But like every celebrity, huge soccer players at like everybody goes to San, I'll just say this.

If you're going to go to Hong Kong, you have to stop in. You have to stop in. Even if you're like, I'm not in the, you know, get a shirt. They make shirts, suits. They can do custom bombers. They do everything. But the best materials in the world, these are like generations of tailors, you know, like his father, his father. It's in his blood. It's in his DNA. They're amazing. So thank you for watching me and thank you for the new gear, Roshan. I'm very excited to get it.

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And another thing we want to chat about here real quick is that our dear friend and family member, really, Dr. Drew, his show will no longer be coming out of YMH Studios, Dr. Drew After Dark, which was really like people, some people who maybe came along later don't actually know that that just came from our actual just love of having him on the podcast. Like he was...

I remember the first time that he came on, we were like, man, I laughed so hard. It's the best. Because to have this like reputable, smart, thoughtful, logical, reasonable man who's a doctor listen to our nonsense and comment on it, but like take it seriously. It was such a funny thing to do that I was like, man, we have to. We had him have a hot take on whether or not farts push the shit out. Yeah, he gave us a really thoughtful answer and is like...

You know, where does come come from and all that. He would be like, oh. But like, it was so funny to watch him watch Cool Guys. We would have a... There's a... People make a to-do list. We had a to-Drew list where if something was really remarkable, we'd make sure to make note of it so that when he came on, we would remember to play it for him. Anyway, all that is to say that we ended up doing Dr. Drew After Dark, which was a joy. We did it in LA. We've done it here. And it just became...

A lot for him to, you know, he flies out to Austin to bank shows and then fly back. And he's a very busy guy as it is. He still has a practice. He still sees patients. He has a practice and he's also like, he does media. He's doing appearances. Yeah. Speaking engagements, endorsements. He's a very, very busy life. So anyway, we love the guy and we're sad to see it end, but

We want to jump on the phone with him right now and just say what's up because it's been a minute. We actually just saw him. We just ran into him in L.A. We were in the same hotel that they just happened to be in, he and his wife. So crazy. Mommy? Hello? Hello? Hello. Hello. The tip of my pee-pee is itchy. Hi, Dr. Drew. Again? Again. Again. Hi, Drew. We miss you.

I know. I miss you guys too. We were just reminiscing about how we first had you on the podcast and we were like, this is so amazing to have like a thoughtful, smart guy entertain the stupid shit that we say. And then we would always so look forward to having you as a guest. And it eventually led to you, you know, starting your, your podcast and,

That, you know, we love doing it and we love you, obviously, but, you know, we're sad to see it go. But understand like that you're, you know, you're a super busy guy. This isn't the most logical setup or easy setup, I should say. It is a lot to come to Austin to get on a plane and fly there every couple of weeks. But I just want to say that in terms of those early appearances, I feel so good.

gratitude on so many levels but one was I got to see where it all started I was there yeah you were and to be and to be in your in your garage wherever that was and and so confusing to me so confusing yeah we were just talking about how you gave us a really thoughtful explanation on whether it's farts that push the shit out or shits that push the farts out

my first triumph, my first triumph. And then, and then my exposure to Robert Paul Champagne, magic. And I fell in love. I had to go visit him in New York, which was another chapter I shall not forget. And listen, this whole thing was such a blessing and such and sort of unexpected, you know, who knew we were going to do that? I know. Do it for years and years. And I just was such a gift. And I feel,

The only regret I have is that I'm going to miss the Booth Boys and you guys and see you on a regular basis. But I have no doubt we'll see you again soon. I hope so. We weirdly ran into each other in Southern California. Yeah, that was very recently. But also, you know, I would love to have you come back at some point this year to be a guest on Your Mom's House. It would be so fun to have you on again. Oh, yeah.

Done and done. Okay, great. Count me in. Great. And again, just only, just, I leave with the most positive feelings and gratitude. And it was such a great experience. And everything, you know, everything comes to an end. But 2024 is a bit much for me. I've got a bunch of television coming. One of my sons is getting married. It just was just too much.

Yeah, I totally understand. And listen, we feel the same way. Nothing but gratitude, love and appreciation for you. You're a wonderful talent and you're an even better person. And we, I'm so thankful that I'm friends with you. I absolutely love you as a human being. And yeah, I mean, it was fun. I remember we were in New York together not long ago either. It just happened. Yeah. And we ended up having dinner and that was so much fun.

And then, Christina, I'm still available to discuss your vomiting phobias and any other weird shit that comes along. You got it. To be fair, to be fair, it all started with your preoccupation with what's going on in the head of comedians. So I'll just focus on yours from now on. I love that. I can't wait. I'm going to text you all kinds of awful things. Absolutely. And I want to show you my butthole when I see you next, Dr. Oh, God, I can't wait. Is it wax? It's no, it's full of hair, but hopefully we can work on it together.

Beautiful. Thank you, Dr. Drew. Hey, wait. Yeah. Hey, one thing people wouldn't mind. Check out one of the other things that got busy this year is the streaming show I do. Excuse me. Tell me if I didn't mention it. It's a Dr. Drew dot TV or Dr. Dotcom. Please check that all out. Definitely. I look forward to seeing some of the YMH faithful there and then back when I come to Austin. You got it, man. Thank you so much, Drew. All right. We love you, Drew. We love you. Bye bye. Bye bye.

He's the best. He's the best. And can I tell you for people, if you've never, I don't know why you would know this, but like some celebrities you meet and they're just such a disappointment in your life. Like Dr. Drew is legit a nice human being. Yeah, he's a really good guy. He's the real deal. He's a really good guy. He's so good. Yep. There's very few out there where you're like, oh yeah, you're a legit good human. And now we shift to a black. When we come back, our guest will be Jesse Lee Peterson. I can't wait to get into it. Well,

Welcome back. We are super excited to have today's guest joining us for the first time. Please put your hands together for Jesse Lee Peterson, everybody. Oh, dude. Amazing. This is a huge, huge get. Thank you for coming in. I know it's super cold. It's not normally this cold here. Black people don't like it. You guys don't have any blacks in this town, right? Very few. A few. There's one in there, but he's pretty much... You think he's white. Yeah. You think so? Yeah.

Did he say that to you? No. If he live in a cold space, he has to be thinking he's white. Yes, for sure. And by the way, thank you guys for amazing hospitality. Oh, good. You treated us as though we were white. That's how we try to treat all our guests. It's always been a life philosophy of mine. I go, treat your guests like they're white. That's what I vote yes. And it's like everything just flows.

fell in place. Yes. Everything. Almost like you're, yeah. Not one problem. Good. That's great. Great. Very wide approach to things. So that's why I like white people. They do it right. You think so? Yeah. Tell us. Do you think that whites do it right? I tremble. You know, there's a report that says that white people are becoming the minority in America. Mm hmm.

And I tremble at that idea because once whites are gone, America will be nothing but hell. Really? Because white people are more innovative and creative and, you know, they just want a first-class life so they get educated. Do you think that's an innate quality of whites? Yes. You do? I do. Okay. Because look what happens when white,

When the colored people take over, it turned into pure hell. You can't name one city, one state, one that's controlled by the blacks, and you want to go live there. Right. Atlanta's okay. Can we? No, not anymore. Not anymore? I thought I was going to live in Atlanta. I grew up in Alabama, so I used to go to Atlanta. This is where I went. Yeah. And I planned to, if I didn't, I was going to live in Atlanta. Yeah.

Once I finished high school, but I went to California the year before I finished high school, and I fell in love with L.A. So I moved to L.A., but had anything gone wrong, I had planned to move back to Atlanta, but the whites moved out and the blacks took over, and now... There's a lot of black people in L.A., though. Right, but those that are running... Look at Los Angeles. We now have a black female...

Mayor Karen Bass. Jesus Christ. That's a double hitter. It is a mess. Yeah. You got the double whammy. Yes. Yeah. So. What a mess. What a mess. But here's the, I think we were so curious because you're from Alabama. That's what I want to get to. Your origin, right? Yes. So can we start there? Yes. Because you were born, like Christina said, in Alabama.

In where in Alabama? In... No, by Tuskegee. Yeah, okay. Tuskegee. And you were born in a... New Fala area. Weren't you born on a plantation? I was born and raised on a plantation. I worked the plantation. You worked the plantation. And my parents worked it. Their parents worked it. And their parents worked it until I left there. So... Isn't that amazing?

That is amazing. But I would imagine that that experience shapes your perspective a bit, right? Absolutely. So it would be common sense to then say that your grandparents and your great-grandparents were slaves on that plantation. I'm sure somewhere down, they never really talked about it, so I don't know. But I do know that my grandparents, my grandmother's father,

was killed, he used to rent a plantation that I grew up on. And he was like a tough guy, you know, he did his own thing. And so there was a black guy that was fired from another plantation and my great-grandfather hired him. And the people from that plantation, the whites, came over and said, "You can't hire this guy." He's like, "No, I'm hiring him anyway. "I'm doing what I want to do." And he hired him. So they came in the middle of the night to try to kill him, my great-grandfather.

But he had a gun under the bed, so he ran them off. And then there came another night, and they were able to kill him because his wife, he went for his gun, and the wife moved the gun away from the bed, from underneath the bed. And they were like, well, why didn't you move the gun? Well, I didn't want him to do the wrong thing with the gun.

I rest my case. Women. Women. Broads. Fucking dipshits. Every time you listen to the woman, you will suffer. Thank you. Yeah, that's a good quote. And so they were able to kill them. But the one great thing about growing up on a plantation, we had family. We had grandparents. We were taught to work from day one.

And they told us, the men, the males, that when you turn 18, you're out of here. I remember them telling me that when I was 18. I mean, before I was 18. On a plantation now. I'm like, where am I going? And my grandparents said, I don't know. I don't care. You leave it here at 18. But they taught me to work. They taught me to be responsible for me. And

And so when I turned 18, I left. Is that when you went to LA or no? I went to Indiana. I got a job for one week. I mean, two weeks, I made a paycheck and I moved to LA. It's that long? Okay. But hold on, let's back up with life on the plantation. What's life like for you? How old are you when you start working? Are they mean to you? Do they hurt you? I mean, I've seen the movies. I don't know. Is that what it's like? No, it was amazing. Amazing.

Amazing in a good way? In a good way. Working in the plantation was? Yes. I think that would be probably a big surprise for most people to hear. And why? Why? I know because they lie about the way things were. They lie about it. Were, right? But when I was growing up on a plantation, it was no different than going to work for the adults. And we would go to school. And because we lived on this farm, I would have to get up in the morning and go out to the pasture and bring the cow in, the cows, and milk the cows.

So it's like farm life to you. Yes. And then I would go back home and get ready to catch the school bus down the road at 7 a.m. The parents would get up and go to work. How old are you when you're doing this? I am...

When I started milking and taking care of it, I was about 15. Oh, okay. 14, 15. So you're like high school age. Prior to that, I had been picking cotton because when we got out of school, we would go home and take off our school clothes and go to the fields and work the fields. How old are you when you're picking cotton?

six, seven, eight. Wow, that's very young. Yeah. Yeah. But it was fun. It wasn't like... It was fun. Right. How many hours a day are you picking cotton? Because you got paid for it too. Okay, yeah. You got paid. How long? So you're six years old, you come home from kindergarten and then how long are you picking cotton for when you get home? Until...

Four or five. I don't remember at that time, but we would, of course, go home at a reasonable time. Yeah. And get ready for school. So is this because you were born in the 40s? 49. 49. Yes. So you're like, this is the late 50s. You're already working the fields. Absolutely. Yeah. And is like, is, I mean, most people's perspective on Alabama in the 50s and 60s is not like a flattering one, you know? But they're lying to you. Really? Yeah. How was it?

For me, um...

It was like a kid growing up. I didn't have a negative impression of him. I went to school. I ran track in high school, so I would go to track field games. You went to a segregated school, I'm assuming. Right. And that didn't feel weird to you? Not at all. Not at all because I was with my friends. It was people. And I knew that there were whites-only schools and blacks-only. Do you think segregation was good?

It was neither good nor bad. It was a way of life. But is it good that it ended? No. No. It would have ended on its own. It wasn't good that it was forced in it because you're trying to, they're trying to make people love you. You can't make someone love you. Right. You know, you either a decent person, you,

We were taught not to hate whites or anyone, right? Yeah. To treat everyone the way that we would like to be treated. And that was in my mind and that's all we knew. And so we treated all people the way that we would like to be treated. What if we had segregation today? We do have it. Like unofficially, you mean? Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, look at the blacks. They don't want to graduate with the whites. They don't want to live in the same dormitories as the whites. They don't want to live, if you move into their neighborhood, they call it something. Gentrification? Something like that, yeah. So you have it now because human beings hate one another. And there's not the concept of love and treating each other the way you would like to be treated. Because during those days, those white people were not against, all white people were not against black people.

It was more of a government thing, you know? But did you ever like encounter some pretty racist whites in that era? Like in the fifties in Alabama, there had to be a few, right? If I, I wasn't aware of it. Really? No, because when I would go to downtown with my family, sometimes my grandfather used to put us on the, on the back of a truck. He had this big truck and he put all the great kids in one in the truck and we all go to town sometime. Um,

I wasn't treated bad. It was happening. I just was not aware of it. My friends were not aware of it. My cousins. You were so young. Yeah. Even as a teenager, they integrated my high school the last year that I was there in 1968. Wow.

But the teachers that came, the white teachers, they brought different things, you know, that we were not doing prior. And it was just fun to do. And so it wasn't, things didn't get bad for the blacks until they started that so-called civil rights movement. The worst thing. Why is it a so-called civil rights movement? Because there is no such thing as civil rights.

And the worst thing, the worst thing that ever happened to the blacks other than abortion was the civil rights movement. That was the worst thing that happened to the blacks? Let's back up. So why are there no civil rights? Let's start there. Those are just words. What does that even mean?

Well, I think what you said before, when the government... So when you have government-instituted racism, that's not cool. So when the government stopped institutionalizing or making laws that are racist, systemic, blatant, let's say, that's better, no? It's just making the idea that...

As a black man can't be discriminated against legally is like the, you know, the goal of the civil rights movement is, yeah, some legal protections. No, the goal of the civil rights movement was to control the blacks. Mm-hmm.

Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson, other people, they wanted to control the blacks for their own personal gain. They wanted wealth and power. And the way they did it, they made blacks think, oh, you can't make it. White man holding your bag. Look at this. And so listen to us.

And so, especially in Montgomery, Alabama and other areas, the blacks sold their souls over to the civil rights leaders and they sold them to the Democratic Party. And if you notice, the blacks have gotten worse instead of getting better because they are no longer individual free-thinking people. They're enslaved to their leaders, they're enslaved to the government,

They now don't have fathers and mothers in their home because they have no sense of self-control. They don't even know what it means to be an individual thinker. Not all, not all, not all, but most. Most black people? Right, most black people. They have lost that sense of individuality and responsibility. Yeah.

How do you think you remedy that? Like, what's the solution? By being honest, not judging, not hating, not being angry at, but just telling the truth. You're never going to be free until you become an individual again. Mm-hmm.

What made Americans so amazing is that we were individual. We made our own decisions. No one had to tell us who to vote for. No one would tell us. And like the so-called civil rights leaders, they told us, let's vote for the Democrats. Yeah. Because they wanted power and wealth for themselves, and they were the leader of the back. So how do you look at, like, let's say a Martin Luther King Jr.? He was a socialist. He was a communist.

He used Blastwood in his own personal game. Really? Yes. He was a mess. He was a mess. He was a mess. A mess. What?

I always thought it was interesting when black people became Republicans, right? Because you were like, the Republican Party doesn't like black people historically. But then there are black Republicans, right? Like in Atlanta. So what do you think about that? Should they be Republicans? Originally, the Democratic Party didn't like the blacks. Blacks were not allowed to be a part of the Democratic Party. And that's why the Republican Party was formed. It was formed by blacks and whites.

And that's why in the good old days when boys were boys and men were men, you had black Republican representative congressmen and men working this thing, right?

So it was the Democratic Party, but the so-called civil rights leader lied to the blacks and said it was the Republican Party. And so the blacks stopped thinking for themselves and they moved into the Democratic Party and now they're being controlled. What are we going to do about these blacks, man? What's wrong with the blacks? What would you want? What would be your ideal scenario? Would it be essentially...

I mean, it's I don't know. I'm trying to like formulate what I think you would say. Would it be something to the extent of like black owned black kind of segregation, but not with the legal negative connotations of that where a black community builds itself up?

First of all, there's no such thing as a black community. No? You have black skin, right? Yeah. So you're a black person as far as the color thing comes. And blacks need to become individuals again. How do we do that, though? Yeah, how do we do this? By being honest with them. Stop catering to them. How are you honest with them? What would you have to tell them? To stop hating. They are very angry people now. Blacks? Yeah, the blacks are very angry. And they were not like that growing up.

I didn't grow up an angry person. I was angry at my mother because she tried to turn me away from my father, but we'll get to that. That's personal. We have a black guy in the booth. Would you prefer that we cover him up so he's not visible? Yeah.

So he's not what? So he's not visible to you if it's upsetting or distracting? No. Okay. It's good to see him because I can tell he loves the white people. He loves all people. He does love all people. He does love all people. He's not into the black thing. He's very loving. Right. Yeah, he's a good guy. That's right. But what I would say to the blacks is that they need to drop the anger. Mm-hmm.

so they can be more, they can see what's really going on because when you're angry, you cannot see clearly. But how about angry whites? Because there's anger. Same thing. Just drop your anger. Yeah, but we're talking about the blacks, but the whites need to drop their anger too so that they can overcome fear and be honest with the blacks.

What do we do? Because the whites are not telling blacks the truth. What's the truth? So what should we tell the blacks? I'm not your problem. I never discriminated against you. I got my own life to live. I have to deal with my mess in my own life. I don't have time to be hating you.

You are your own problem. As an individual, you need to take responsibility for your own life and stop hating. The whites did hate the black people, though. Where? I mean, pretty openly. Historically, it's been like where? Remember the whole separate drinking fountains and Plessy? Slavery and then, you know, the segregation era wasn't really good. You can't find one black that was enslaved.

by the whites. Well, not anymore. They're all dead. And you can't find one black that was affected as a result of slavery. What? I don't know. That's a bold claim. That is pretty bold. How so? Walk us through. You don't think there's a kind of a trickle-down effect from slavery that still permeates society? No. Really? Not at all. They just made that lie up. Who did? In order to, the so-called leaders, they tell the blacks, oh, you can't make it because you're black.

You can't make it because the white man's trying to hold you back. But yet, the blacks who are telling, and the liberal whites who are telling the blacks that, they're making buku money, they're living in amazing areas, their kids are going to all kinds of schools and getting jobs, but they tell the rest of the blacks, oh, you can't make it. Why not? How come you're black and you can make it, but I'm black and I can't make it? What's the secret? They don't even tell them how to make it. But,

They keep them angry to use them for personal gain. Clear, though. That's an interesting take. You know what's amazing? It's amazing. No, that's an interesting take, and I'm trying to spin it this best case scenario that you're telling people to empower themselves. Yes. Regardless of history or color or whatever. History had history within. This is now. But you're saying there's no ramifications from slave. Zero. I don't know. And guess what happened? What? So...

My grandfather and grandmother had a lot of children. And they grew up on the plantation too. But when they became adults, they left. Well, some left some state. And they went to Indiana, Florida, New York. You know what they did? They got jobs. They bought homes.

They didn't get on the welfare. They didn't complain about white people. And they were black. And then their children are doing the same thing. And their children. They're making it just fine because they have not been taught to be hateful, angry people and to blame someone else. Anyone that blames someone else for their situation as an adult, a weak, pathetic, no good people. Well, I think we straightened out these blacks pretty well. What about these... Betas! A birdie!

What about these... What a beta! What's going on with these... Men liberals are. Let me just say this about the whites. Yes. The whites need to overcome anger so they can overcome fear as well because anyone that has anger has fear. True. Right? And so the whites need to overcome fear

so that they can love the blacks with real love to tell them the truth. I'm not your problem. You need to start thinking and doing for yourself. It has nothing to do with slavery. My daddy, my mama had nothing, it had nothing to do with slavery. It's just an illusion. It's a lie. But the whites won't tell them that because they have anger. So they have fear.

and they are afraid of losing something. They're afraid of being called racist. They're afraid of losing material things. And how can you love God

and put material things and what people say about you and think about you before what is right. We're supposed to love one another, and love one another means don't judge one another. We're not going to always agree, but at least be honest so we can see what's going on with ourselves. Let me ask you, when you saw 12 Years a Slave, did you think there should have been more years? Was that one of your thoughts? I even went further than that. Yeah? Yeah.

I'm like, I'm going to buy me a plantation down in Alabama. Yes. And I'm going to put all the blasts back on the plantation. This is wild, dude. This is crazy. So that I could teach them about family and about how to work hard and be individual. Something tells me this will not be very well received as an idea. Yeah.

Only for the lazy blacks. Okay. They were not accepting. Can I ask you, did they discipline you on the plantation? Did they hit you? Who? The white people. No. They didn't whip you and stuff? No. I don't even see or heard of any of that. Did your parents hit you? No.

Did they give you corporal punishment going? Oh, yeah. Yeah. They did. I mean, if we did something wrong, you know, and they'd tell, hey, go sit down, or this, and we don't listen. So what they would do is they would say, go out and bring me a switch.

And they would whoop us. With the switch, yeah. But the white man never beat you. But let me ask you this, though, because this is a thing that's still... That's so crazy. When I hear a black say that, I'm like... Well, I saw Roots, okay? We watched that growing up. Roots was a... It was a setup. Kunta Kinte was beaten violently by his master, and I hated that. Call me Toby. His name was Toby. And he's like, no, my name is Kunta Kinte. That's part of the brainwashing. Yeah, yeah. The blacks are good at that. So when the...

What about racist language that still exists today? Did you not experience that growing up, you know, like, um, racist words and, and, and things being said to you by what? Like, uh,

Gosh, I can't even think of one of the words. Yeah, like what, Tom? Yeah, Tom, like what? You know, just not nice things. Oh, soundboard. You got a soundboard. Oh, I do have a soundboard, yeah. Let's see here. And he's helping. He's like, I know the word.

You know, like that. Yeah. Nigga. That's him saying it. That's Enny. Remember that song? Don't call me nigger. Nope. Whitey. Don't call me whitey.

nigger. Where did you dance to that? Yeah. What's up? It's in the 70s. Don't call me. Yeah. Okay. Who wrote it though? You know why? Don't call me N-word whitey. And you know why? Yeah, why? It was just a word. Right. It had no meaning.

Right. But were you... He would be, he would tease each other like that. It was not personal. Oh, Sly and the Family Stone. Oh, Sly and the Family Stone. Yeah. I remember that. Because it wasn't a big deal. You know... They have made that word a big... It's just a word. It's just a word. I agree. They have made it a big deal to divide and conquer. But I'm saying, was that word something that was said...

a lot growing up. Did you hear that a lot? No, no, not at all. No. And you never heard it in Alabama in the fifties and sixties. No. Really? If I heard it, I don't remember because it wasn't a big deal. Yeah. Right. Really? You were so used to hearing it.

No, I didn't grow up hearing that word. I only heard that word when I moved to the city, like Los Angeles, and I would hear black people calling each other that and their rap music and things like that. What do you think of rap? I did not grow up hearing that word. What do you think of rap music? What do you think of rap music? Rap crap. Yeah. Yeah.

It has no talent at all. Anybody can rap nasty words. Are you not a fan of anybody like NBA Youngboy? Anybody like that? I don't know who that is. Oh. I don't know who it is either. I'm not very cool. We don't like Cardi B and like hypersexual raps. You don't like Public Enemy? Like Socially Conscious or De La Soul? No.

None of that? Tribe? I don't have. I don't even know who those people are. None of them? No. I'm sure I've heard of them. I'm sure I've seen them, but not enough to hold me to it. What about Trick Daddy Dollars? You're not a fan of him? No? The Udi Buda gang? Is that a joke? No. No, it's true. That really is this? Yeah. No, I've not heard of that. Uh,

But I want you to know about the so-called N-word. Yes, so-called. It's just a word. It's true. But it's been used to divide and conquer. Words are just words if you don't make a big deal out of words. That's true. And words, when you make a big deal out of them, they will hurt you. But if you don't make a big deal, they have no meaning. Good explanation. Isn't that amazing? Yes, absolutely. This shit should be easy! Yeah. So...

Well, I think that, I mean, we kind of tried that approach, right? The reclaiming of the word. It happened in the 90s where rappers were openly using it, calling each other, you know, N-word and stuff. I don't know if it worked. You don't know if it worked? Same with bitch, women calling each other a bitch, a cunt. The word cunt has become cool now. Yeah, but to be fair, there's a lot of cunty bitches out there. No, they're all cunty bitches. What about

What about women? How do you feel about us broads? I think I was already on gays first. Oh, I'm sorry. The gays. Yeah. Let's go to the gays. Yeah, what do we do with these gays? You...

Show them how to overcome the fallen state that they're in. Because it truly comes from the resentment of their mothers. That's where homosexuality comes from? Yes. The mothers impose their will on their children. And they try to live through their children. They impose. They tell their kids what they gotta do. And because the father's not there to protect the children from the mother,

they become angry. And once you become angry, you become like what you hate. You become gay. It's not... I understand it's a cover... The gay world is a cover-up, but it's evil. And our battle is a battle between good and evil, right versus wrong. And if we were to realize that...

Growing up, they never had all these different names and all this mess that's going on. It was good or evil, right or wrong. And so we knew that we were dealing with evil or we were dealing with good. Can you break a gay from being gay? I work with all kinds of people from around the world. Homophobes and all kinds of people. Once they forgive, they forgive their mothers.

The things start to change. The gayness goes away? Yeah, because they've tried these camps and stuff. Sometimes they end up still being gay. What do we do with those? You know...

God said that in order for us to live, we must be born again. And all who are born of the woman must be born of the father. And so once you realize that and you forgive your mother, she's done the best she could. She couldn't help it, right? That's true. I hate my mother. Yeah. And once you forgive her, realizing that she could not help herself, then you start to change because whatever you're dealing with,

God would take that away from you and give you back your original identity as a kid where you were innocent. And then you would start to develop a clear mind because angry people lives in their imagination. They live in thoughts and they believe thoughts and all thoughts, except for practical thoughts. All thoughts are all lies all the time.

All the time. But once you forgive. But I want to get to this. If you forgive, will you like slowly kind of become straight again if you're gay? Yes. Really? Even that, you'll become what God created you to be. Which is not gay. A son or a daughter of God. Yeah. Because anyone that has anger is a son or a daughter of God.

of the devil, of evil, right? But you'll just become a child of God again, meaning that you will have perfect love. You will not live in your thoughts and imagination. You will not be all emotional with fear and doubt and loneliness and suicidal thoughts and worry. All that would disappear and you would have a clear mind. I just had a great idea. What if? And you would just, you would treat people

Because you understand yourself and you would treat people, all people in the same way. What if you did a gay plantation? Like a plantation where you invite gays. That's a great idea. That's an amazing idea. Yeah.

And then you can like... But two different plantations. The first one we discussed and then a gay... Well, the ones that want to overcome... Yeah. Their gayness, yeah. Will help them. But the ones that don't, you have to leave them in their hell because most people love their hell. Yes, that's true. They do. That's true. Most people... You can tell people, oh, the way out is forgiveness. What about bisexuals? Well, hold on. You gotta forgive your mother.

And once you forgive your mother, forgive your father for not protecting you from your mother. And then... You're telling me the story. That's what I deal with. I should be gay by now. Why don't you forgive your mother? That's so gay. Oh, it's such a long story. So you do resist your mother? You're angry at your mother? Oh, God.

Yes. Are you serious or are you joking? No, I'm being totally serious. Really? But I did go through a bisexual phase in college, which does explain it. And why are you angry at her? How much time do you have? Wait, but let me ask you, what about bisexuals? Are they half okay? What about black gay bisexuals? Alibaba is a...

a battle between good and evil. And if you're angry, you're on the side of evil so you have all this mess to deal with. How about all these pronouns today? Oh, the pronoun people. Don't get me started on those fools. But that's what happens when you allow evil to ruin your life. It clouds your imagination and you

You do crazy things. So we can get these gays, it seems like we can kind of straighten them out if we get them to forgive their mothers. Blacks just have to release their hatred and anger and be individuals. The problem is not white people. Not at all. It's the same as white problems. It starts in the home. And if you notice, the men and the women act just like the mothers do.

They get angry real easily. They snap. They're offended really quickly because they're emotional just like their mothers. And that's why they must return to the father. They must forgive their fathers. And their fathers for not protecting them from the mothers. And the mothers...

because they couldn't help themselves. They were done that way or treated that way by their mothers. Well, now you mentioned you had stuff with your mom. Did you work this out with her? Absolutely. Yeah. When did you forgive her? I was very emotional. I lived in my thoughts and emotions emotionally.

And I had been going to different churches, and I would ask the preacher, you know, what's wrong with me? I'm so emotional, and I can't really... And the church thing is not working. And they didn't... Oh, read the Bible more. You got to read the Bible. So I finally asked God to let me see myself, and he allowed me to see that...

I resented my mother. I thought I loved my mother because I felt emotion for her. That felt like love, but that's not love. That's hate. And that's what, when you're angry, that's what happens. You feel good. And as soon as you're feeling good, you get another thought or something happened. Now you feel bad. Then you feel good. And then you feel bad. They're both evil. They're both lies.

And that's why you just want to jump off a bridge, because you want to commit suicide. But once I went and forgave her, it was the hardest thing I ever had to do in my life. And I was 38 at the time. And I had to go to her because God said when we forgive others, he will forgive us, right? So I went to her and I was afraid, but I told her, you know, all my life I've been resenting you. Why did you resent her? Because you grew up on a plantation? No, because she resented my father.

What happened was they were dating, and I don't know if I should mention it. I've mentioned it so much already. My mother and father had sex standing up. You ever had sex standing? It's very difficult. It's hard. It's a challenge. It's a very challenging, especially when you have my type of length, but keep going.

It's true. What a mess. What a mess. Beta. Beta. So they. What a beta mess. How can you deal with a man that can't have sex standing up? Oh, he does. No, we do. Oh, you do? It's just not preferable. It's not my first, my first pick. Let's, let's say so. So tell me about your mother. I have other strengths, but so, so. So my mother. Then your dad are having sex standing up. Right. And so I,

When I was growing up, I thought you could, in Alabama, I thought you couldn't make babies standing up, right? Uh-huh. So when I would be having sex with my girlfriend and stuff, I would try to stand so I didn't make a baby. But that's not true. Oh, yeah. But anyway, and so my mother told my father that she was pregnant. He's like, no.

She's like, I am. He's like, we were standing. You can't make a baby standing. And so my mother became angry at my father. And at that point, she wanted nothing else to do with him. And so when I was born, she tried to keep me away from him. But inwardly, I wanted my father. I had this emptiness, this void, this yearning for my father. And I noticed that nothing else could really fulfill that void.

And so she kept me away from him. But when I became a teenager, my grandmother told me who he was. And so she would allow him to come over to see me. And I remember even as a kid when my father would come over, when he was around, I felt like everything was fine. I felt like God was in the house, right? But when he would leave, I would feel that void again.

So when I became a teenager, I went and talked to him and got his side of what happened. Because women are not going to tell you the children the real truth about what really happened. Women never do. They always tell you that it was the father's fault. They never tell you it's their fault. Fucking broads. Let me ask you about. Let me just say this. And so when I went and I understood him, his side of the story, so I forgave my mother. And for the first time, she admitted that she was wrong for doing that. Wow.

And that helped you forgive. She said I was wrong for that.

And she apologized to me for that. That's huge. Yeah. That's huge. She's capable of doing that. A lot of people aren't. Right. 99.999999. Not all, not all, not all. But 99.9% of the mother would not admit that they were wrong. That's true. Mine won't. They would send you to hell before they admit that they were wrong. That's true. So you have a special mother that she was able to do that. And so, but what I forgave her. Mm-hmm.

And... You're angry released probably. Everything left. Yeah. Really. And I have not been angry since then. That's lovely. And you're straight. That was like 38 years ago. And I...

Well, 30-something years ago. I was 38 at the time, so I've been 30. And so I realized that our battle is not a battle between black and white. It's not a battle between male and female. It's a battle between good and evil, and it's happening inside of us. Yes, it's your own bullshit that you're projecting onto the world. Absolutely. That's true. I think a lot of these pronoun folks are angry at the world.

But it's really inside of them. Who are you mad at? Because it's not me. Let me ask you this. You are your own world. In your own hell. And you're in your own hell. And when you work out your hell by forgiving and stop believing all these lies. See, I think Jesse's right. I think I'm on his team now. So why don't you forgive your mother? Oh, I'm not going to. Are you able to say why you are? She's dead. But you still can forgive her.

Okay, do you want to do it? Should we do it together? What do you mean? Let's forgive her right now. But it's only you. But I can't talk to her. She's dead. But you can realize that you became just like her. Just like her? Yeah. As bad as her? Oh, my God. It's over for me. You're not yourself. If you resent her, you're not you. You are her. I don't resent her anymore. And if you realize you couldn't help yourself...

that will cause you to realize that she couldn't help herself, that something else was making you think and act and do the things you were doing.

It wasn't you and when you realize that about you you can realize that about her and you can forgive us, right? Two peas in a pie because people get neurotic right they get neurotic because of this. This is what you're talking about This is where the neuroses comes from right? Yeah, I believe you you're very smart man. But it's my are you married? No, no, no kids. No, I have a son I have two grandkids and

and two great grandkids and one on the way. Are you close with your son? Yes. Amazing. Amazing. But unfortunately, the same thing happened with him is that when I was in high school, my last year, I got my girlfriend pregnant at the time.

And then I moved to California. So you were laying down when you had sex? Yeah, I was at that time. And so I moved to California. I graduated high school. I moved to L.A. so I could get a job and get an apartment. And she was going to come once she had the baby. Finished high school and had the baby. But her mother made her get married to another guy because it was an embarrassment in those days for her.

especially in the black community, to get pregnant out of wedlock. And so her family didn't want to be embarrassed, so they made her marry someone else, and she kept him away from me. And so even though I tried to get him, I went to see him, I had a lawyer and everything, but you know how women, once they get angry, they'll make the kids suffer.

Trying to hurt the father, they'll destroy the children. So he was angry, but when he became a teenager, we talked and told him exactly what happened.

And he finally realized she had lied to him, so now we're close. Yeah, that's good. And he forgave his mother as well. That's important. Because once you have anger, you're never going to be free. That's true. You actually have very good insight about the anger towards parents. And it doesn't matter where you live. It doesn't matter how much money you have. It doesn't matter how many friends or enemies you have.

As long as you have anger, you're never going to be a free individual. This is true. It's a spiritual issue and nothing can resolve that except you forgive and allow God to take over your life. Very true. Now, women, most are fucking, you know, not that bright. So like the other day I'm on this flight and I see abroad is the pilot.

And I'm fucking losing my mind. I want to get off the plane. A woman pilot? Yeah. Oh, man, that happened to me coming here. What did you think? Did you hear that already? No. So how do you know about that? I'm telling you what happened to me. It just happens to be. And so what did you do? I mean, I looked for other flights. I didn't want to put my life in a woman's hands. What did you do? So I'm sitting on the plane last night. Yeah.

And a black woman come out of the pilot thing. At the cockpit. At the cockpit. Yeah. I'm like, oh my God. And she didn't even look like an American black. She looked like an African black. Yeah. Because she's like really black. Yeah. Like shiny black. And she had that look. And so I asked the flight attendant, do we have a female pilot here? You asked for that? Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, yeah. I'm like, why? Yeah.

How did that go? Yeah, what'd she say? She's like, well, she could do it. I'm like, no. No, yeah. And I asked, did she use affirmative action? And she's like, one of those...

diversity things happening here? Well, that's a big thing now is the diversity. United is like the real champion of that, right? Did you fly United? Probably. It was Delta, yeah. United is really a proponent. The CEO wants like 50% of the cockpit to be diverse and female. And I just, you know, here's the thing. They put our lives at risk. I mean, that's what I'm thinking. I also think like, I mean, I've seen fucking female doctors where I'm like, you've got to be fucking shitty. You know,

So let me tell you what happened. So I told the flight attendant, no.

And she was like laughing. And then the flight guy, they have, you know, the male flight attendant, he came by and he was like, Oh, I hear that you asked about the flight attendant. I'm like, yeah, I saw that we have a female flight. And I wanted to know, is she affirmative action or, or you should qualify one of those program things. And he kind of laughed anyway, I guess he wouldn't ask her. Yeah. And then he told me before he went, he said, um,

Well, there's a white male in there pilot with her. I said, I feel better now. Wait, so how did she get in? Was it affirmative action? So I don't know. But what if she's a good pilot? Can she fly you if she's tested well and she does a good job? Or do you still have an aversion to her?

And what about a black and female pilot? Is this a double whammy? No? If she earned it. Right. You know, like if we didn't have all this mess going on. She probably won a raffle though. And people were earning their way. Yeah. Pilot raffle. Yeah. And people were earning their way. I wouldn't have an issue with it. Yeah. Because I know that you were earning. With all these shortcuts. They're taking out all the qualified people and putting in a.

This is how our lives have risen in the air, you know? Well, you see a female doctor? So let me tell you what happened. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, okay. And so the black guy came and... Flight attendant? No, not... Yeah, flight attendant. Yeah. A male flight attendant. Yeah. Kind of gay. We won't go there. But...

So he came back. He said, why not? I said, she might not know what she's doing, man. She may be in affirmative action. So they brought me. He came back. He gave me a little card thing. And he said, well, this is for you. I'm like, well, what is it? And it talked about the airplane and the flight and pilots and things like that. And I said, oh, okay.

And so when I was getting off the plane, they had her to come out of the pilot thing. And then the flight attendant said, oh, I want you to meet the pilot. And she greeted me and I greeted her and I asked her, I said, are you an affirmative action pilot? How did she react to that?

She laughed. She smiled and it wasn't a big deal. Okay. And she was cool. Did she answer? Yeah. What'd she say? I don't know. I can't understand. I don't know if she spoke English. Really? Right. She had an accent? But it sounded like an African accent or something like that. So I don't know if she really spoke English, but she was friendly. She was friendly. She was foreign. I was friendly too. Friendly foreign. It wasn't personal. But Jesse, may I ask you, just from...

this preoccupation with male, female, black, not black, white, like, this is a lot of energy, no? Yes. To expend, to be concerned, like, what race is the cockpit lady? Is it a woman? But I mean, for you personally, don't you find it exhausting sometimes? Well, I was only concerned because my life was at risk. I'm in the air. And I know now that they're

All this mess about diversity. You think that's going to cloud the hiring policies? Yes. The qualifications. Sure. Yeah. And so it didn't really matter that she was a female. What mattered was, did she earn it? Yeah. Was she...

Yeah. Train was she, but she was right. We have a, we don't know, but here's the thing. What if she's on her period? You know what I mean? Or her boyfriend. That's true. Fucking broke up with her. And then they're crying in the cockpit and decide to just like, nose dive into the ground. Like they're, you know, broads are, they're fucking emotional. They're so emo. You're right. Yeah, it's true. No, it's true. I don't think you should put a woman like, I don't think it should be women bus drivers or,

I don't think there should be women drivers, period, honestly. Some women, you know, if they're not married, they have to work. That's true. Yeah, but I feel like there should be some type of service, like a shuttle service to take so that they're not behind the wheel, you know? No, but if they're not married, they have to work. They should work to take care of themselves. Yeah, until they're married. But if they're married with children, then they shouldn't work. They shouldn't work. I agree. Because kids come first, right? Yeah, you're telling me. And

And that's how it was in the good old days. The kids came first. Yes. And so the father and the mother would make sure that the mother was home. And the mother had no problem with that. I don't know. She understood the order of God and Christ. Christ in man. But I think they did have a problem with it. Man over woman and woman over children. Because the women wanted out. They got too much. Out of what? Actually, that's not true. The wars happened. World War II. And they put women in the factories. That was the beginning of it. As women got sent to work by the government.

And then they got used to it. When I was growing up, I didn't hear women complain about being home and raising a man's children. As a matter of fact... That's because they never had any other options. My mother, other than me, had nine other children. Holy shit. All black? I was nine. She had eight other, number nine, right? Were they all black? As the ace of space. Wow. And the beauty is she never worked.

while raising children. - Yeah, lucky bride. - Never worked. My father, my stepfather took care of her and the kids. And my mother was fine with that. And then once my, all the kids became adults,

and my mother finally got a job because she just didn't want to sit around home anymore. But when I was growing up, that's all I knew for the most part. And women were not, they didn't think that they were second class or they didn't think that the man, they felt less than a man or anything like that because they knew the order of God and they didn't mind doing that. And they didn't have all this mess going on telling women they were better or less. But do you think it's reasonable that a woman...

do a job like even if they're like qualified with like they have lesser intellect and they're you know slower decision making he's not sane

I'm talking. What the hell is wrong with you? So I'm not understanding your question because that's not what I'm saying at all. I'm asking though. No, I don't think that. You don't think that? No. You just think that they need to earn that right, that position. What position? Like a position, like a pilot. Yes. Just not be a- Just like you or I will have to earn it. They shouldn't just throw us in the cockpit because of our color. Right. Or because we're male, but because we know the job. That's a good point. We earn the job. Hmm.

I mean, that's what made America great. Nine kids. That made America great. I had one aunt, she and her husband had like, I could be wrong, but almost 19 kids, if not 19. And this was growing up in so-called segregated Alabama. And they bought land, they owned property, and none of the kids, uh, uh, uh,

If they worked the field, they still went to school. They all graduated from college. And they became doctors and lawyers. And it was like when I was a kid growing up. This was one of my aunts and her husband. Bro, I'm more astounded that I didn't know there were plantations in 1950s, though. That's how stupid I am. I thought that stuff ended before then. Yeah, because you're a woman. Yeah. See? Makes perfect sense. Fuck you. Go ahead. Are you a Christian? Yeah. Are you? Mm-hmm.

What? Yeah. You're not sure? No, I mean, I'm not practicing. Oh. I was raised as a Christian, but I don't go to church anymore. Do you understand the order of God? The order? Yeah. Like his...

His message? His rule? God and Christ? Mm-hmm. Christ and man? Yeah. Man over woman, woman over children? Yeah. Do you understand that order? Fuck yeah, that was awesome. He's messing around, right? No, I'm not. Wait, but the hierarchy- I know you're a comedian, so I can't tell if you're messing around. No, I'm being serious. I'm down with that order. Wait, include again. It's God, angels- God and Christ. God and Christ are one. Christ and man. Christ and man. Well, God and Christ- God and Christ.

Christ over man, man over woman, woman over children. Woman over children. That's the order that we grew up with, and that order worked. Yeah. And that's why America was an amazing country at one time. Yeah. Because blacks and whites understood that order. So even in Alabama, the blacks and the whites, I'm sure you could find some mean people anywhere.

at any point in life, right? Those that don't like the order of God. But that's why blacks and whites who believed in that order treated one another the way we would like to be treated. Yeah, I still have a problem with female pilots, but I also want to say that like things are... Do you really have a problem with it? Oh, yeah. I don't think that should happen. And all these gay things now, trans, gays, pronouns. Things are so weird. Like look at the world today. I mean, look at this. How are we going to make... This is called The Family is Broken. It's Pig Norman Somerton.

Turn up the volume. I mean, this is...

This is the world today, though. You know, putting out... But that's not the world today. But it is, though. It sure is. We see these folks all the time. It's not the world today. What would you say it is? That is him today. Oh, that's true. That's one individual that is responsible for his own action. One individual. That's not the world. We are our own world. That's true. We are the world. And just because...

someone else does something to act in a certain way we're not going to have to be a part of it that man has issues whatever his world is going on in him but that's not the way the world is that's the way he is and we've always had good and evil in the world because evil works through human beings good work through human beings so this is evil but you say that this is the evil side of the force yeah that's the evil side of this guy just saying working through him yeah

He's got tip cups on. Right? Because he has issues that he's not dealing with. Would you say this is the devil? Something else is driving him. The devil is in this man, is what you would say. Your nature, your mindset is either evil or good. Mm-hmm.

It's either of God or good. That's why God said we must be born again. But that God, this is not the way the world is. This is America. America, the place America is an amazing place. It's still America, right? But you have people that, unlike the good old days where boys were boys and men were men, women were women, girl were girl, they understood the spiritual battle.

That is not as understood today as it was then, but this is that guy. Those are his issues. They're not my issue or your issue or her issue or anyone else but him. It's not the way of the world. One of the things that's become more prominent today in today's conversations are trans people. They're much more prominent today than they were even when I was a kid.

Like, what's your opinion on, you know, the trans movement, trans rights, just like the fact that that's a much more prevalent thing in society today? I had... There was a guy called my radio show the other day, last week, and he was in his 40s, and he said that his mother had married another woman, and that...

his mother and this woman raised he and his three brothers. He had two other brothers. And they treated the kids horribly, right? Because whatever. And the boys, I believe he said his older brother had turned into a transgender person. And something about the middle brother, but I forgot what he said. And then he was

working on becoming a trans person. But then he heard the message of forgiveness that he needed to forgive his mother because he was angry at her and you become like what you hate. And he...

And as a result of that, in his 40s, he realized that he needed to forgive her, so he went and forgave his mother. And as a result of that, he felt better. He concealed it clearer. He felt better because he knew he didn't want to be a trans, whatever that is. And so he stopped taking the hormone things. Now he's better. So it's just like the gay thing. It's just like the gays. May I ask you something, Jesse Lee Peterson? He's working on getting better. And so he stopped and

He said, but he's 40. Because he hated mother, he's still living with her. And so he was going to forgive her and move on with his life. And he was miserable. But now that he can see, because angry people cannot see, right? Of course. He said, but now he can see and he understands. He feels better. So they can overcome it if they were to take control of their own life. Yes. And start trying to understand what's going on in them. A lot of people don't have it.

Because they're not told that. They're not taught it. Right. They're not saying that this is you. This is not you. This is not you. This is something else that made a home in you that makes you do the things that you don't want to do. Can I ask you this? America, especially today, it's full of the trans people. Women are voting. Women are in the Pentagon. Yeah.

gay marriage, all this stuff. America is in chaos. Do you think somebody like you with your conservative values, would you be happier living in North Korea or maybe Russia? Because Putin agrees with a lot of the stuff you're saying. Have you been to Russia? Not yet. You would like it. I think you might dig it. I think you might dig it. Well, I love America. No, I know. I'm totally loving America. Even as a kid, I loved America.

as a kid, you know, we used to celebrate the 4th of July, America and the 4th of July and all that. So I still have the same feeling for my country. - I always wanted to do like Afghanistan where you could like, like if a woman says something stupid, you can just throw a rock at her head. - The problem is women were not created to lead.

They were created to follow. And when you try to put them in or give them a leadership role, it's not a real leadership role. It's not in their nature. You're trying to make them do something that's just not in their nature to lead. And that's why things doesn't work out. I remember growing up, uh, uh,

especially in Chicago, Indiana. I used to live over there. And women didn't even like working for other women. They used to say that. Hey, I don't want a woman boss. She's too emotional. She's too overreactionary. It's not in her to lead. So it was known, but it wasn't thought of as a bad thing. It wasn't thought of as a less than thing.

It was just the order of God, and women who understood that had no problem with that at all. Women, they ruin everything. They ruin the Earth, and then they shouldn't even go to space. Remember when the Challenger exploded? What was wrong there? There was a woman on there. Remember that? Can you imagine being in outer space with an angry woman? Oh, my God. You know, that rocket probably just killed itself. It probably heard the woman talking. Shattering. It was like, fuck this. The rocket was like, what the? Ha, ha, ha.

Now, what about qualities that other races have? Like, have you ever... I just got back from Asia. Oh, yeah. And they really seem to have their...

shit going over there do you think that's an innate asian quality uh it's uh this asian controlled by men for the most part yes yeah that's how i was here when it was controlled by men yeah it's mostly men and um i counsel with men and women around the world and they're having the same spiritual issues that all human beings have if the father is not uh the head of the wife and

protecting the children and guiding them, they have that. I counsel with them, they have the same problem, they say the same thing, but maybe outwardly, their surrounding may be ran better because men are running it. - Are in charge. - Right. - But they're not white. I thought the white people do things best. Would Asians be considered second best to the white people?

Well, I mean in America. Sorry, white men. I'm talking about in my country. Oh, okay. Yeah, but in your country, we have Asians. Look what happened with Obama. Remember Obama, the fallen Messiah? The fallen Messiah? Yeah, Obama. He was a fallen Messiah? And how about the Big Mama Michelle? Big Mama? Yeah. Remember Big Mama Michelle? I didn't know people called her Big Mama. Oh, yeah. Really? She's Big Mama.

Do you believe the rumors that she is actually a man? Do you believe these rumors? No. I never fall for rumors. Then why is she a big mama? Because when they were in the White House, she was trying to tell people what they could feed their children. Oh, right. And she wanted to pass laws where you could feed, telling you what to feed your own kid. Well, she was eating up all of the ribs and the tamales.

She was peeking out on rib and tamales. Old mama said, Michelle, I love her tamales. Yeah. Big mama's house. And then we had, I think we had like a picture or so we were eating at a cafe. She had some nice ribs. Yeah. And she know black people love ribs. Yeah. I love ribs too. But she was trying to tell other people what they could eat. And it reminds me of when, uh, uh,

You know, in the black community, I don't know about the white community, they call their grandma Big Mama. Yeah. Right? And when Big Mama come over, she get the best chicken, she get the best part of the food. And this...

And she would tell the other people, you can have this little dried piece of white meat or something, right? Michelle reminded me of that. So that's why I call her Big Mama. May I ask you then, if you don't like Obama. Real fast, when Obama got in there, I told the folks, do not vote for Obama. Yeah. Why? He's not going to make the country better. Why? But why though? He's black. Oh, but come on now. He's a socialist. But you're saying you think his inherent blackness would make him a bad president even before he knew. No, because he's a socialist.

You thought he was a socialist? He's about controlling the people. If you were a Republican, would you be down for a black Republican president? If they were from the old school. If they weren't into the race thing. If they were not, they know what it means to be an individual. They knew what it meant to work hard and earn your way. I would have no problem with it. And then who do you, in your estimation, who are the finest American U.S. presidents? Who's your fave?

I feel like I know the answer. That's my favorite question. Yeah. Really? You hit a home run. Despite my woman-ness, I asked a good question. You hit a home run. Okay. Here we go. The one, the only. Ronnie? No, it's Donnie. Oh, Trump. It's Trump. The great white hope. Yeah. Wow. Donald Trump. Wow. Wow. The great white hope. Is your second favorite President Biden? Who? President Biden. Who? Who?

Joseph Biden.

Are you a fan of his? What a beta. Beta. What a beta. Beta. Yeah, he's pretty beta. Wait, why are liberal men betas? Let's discuss this. They haven't overcome their mothers. Yeah. It all goes back to, all roads go back to mother. It's a spiritual battle. They're basically gay. Every man and woman must be born again of the father. Even a woman, she has to overcome her mother because the mother recreated the woman in her womb.

image as well. That's why she repeats what the mother does. She's angry. She's opposed on her children to do the same thing. But I like Donald Trump because he is from the old school. He does work for us. He's not trying to

all these social programs. And so he's doing a job. It would be like if you hire someone to work for your radio studio, right? You don't care what color they are. You want them to come and do their job, get paid, and go live their life, right? That's what Donald Trump does. But what do you think about, you know, there's under...

Tom and I lived in a really bad neighborhood and we were very broke when we first got married. Right. We were poor. We had no money. We lived in a shitty apartment. We were brand new comedians. And I remember when I lived in that community and that very poor community, it was really, really shitty. It was full of gang bangers. And like, it was just oppressive. Like you felt there was no way out.

So like we're lucky we could get out of that neighborhood. You know, we get some jobs. We got the fuck out the minute we could. But if you grow up in that environment, like how do you propose that people pull themselves out? It's hard if you don't grow up seeing it. You don't have a dad. You don't have education. How are we going to fix this? If you're the president, how do you fix it? When you become an adult, take control of your own life. There is not one situation that you cannot overcome.

you're not stuck in anything. Once you take responsibility and don't follow the crowd, you become an individual and work on your life, there's nothing that can stop you. That's true. Really. No, that's true. But as long as you think with the crowd and you need to be a part of the group and you need to have people to validate you or like you or dislike you or do this, you're not going to make it. You can basically make the case that like,

let a white kind of give you an example. Yeah. You know? That's a good idea. Yeah. Just follow the path of a white. That's an amazing idea. Follow the whites. Thank you. Amazing. When I first moved to L.A., I lived in South Central L.A. And for the first time in my life, I seen gangs and things like that, right?

And I couldn't relate to it at all because in Alabama, I didn't grow up. I don't even know of anybody fighting in Alabama. I had one fight in high school and that was over the baseball bat. It was my time to bat and the other guy thought it was his time. We fought over the bat. Never fought again, right? Yeah. But when I moved to L.A., it was in South Central L.A. with the blacks. And they were...

gang banging, they were blaming, the community went down because when I first moved there, mostly white in that area, except for my folks. It was a nice area. But then the black start moving in, the white moved out, and it just went to hell. And I'm like, why don't the white people cut the grass and paint the house and do the same thing? They wouldn't do it. I had not seen that before.

because we were taught to take responsibility for our own lives as an adult. And so when I moved away, my parents didn't worry about me. I didn't have to call home every day. My mama wasn't calling me every day. And they didn't worry because they had, by example, and taught me growing up how to be responsible for me and that no one else was responsible for me but me. Did you ever consider leaving L.A.? Because it seems like it's kind of an interesting choice.

for you to move there. And then you're seeing that. Did you ever go like, I'm leaving this place? Or were you just set on L.A.? I remember when L.A. became a hellhole overnight. Really? When I first went to L.A., when I walked off the plane, it was paradise. Yeah, what year did you go? It was clean, 68. It was clean. It was beautiful. Opportunities everywhere. No homeless people on the streets and things like that.

And it stayed like that for a long time. And then overnight, it just changed, right? How long into that did it change? I would say over the last, maybe the last 10 years, I started seeing a change. In the first 10 years that you were there? No. Or you mean the last 10 years? And is it the blacks? But do you think it's because of the black people? No, it's because we have a liberal government. Yes, yeah. What about the homeless? Do you think, what should we do with the homeless? I

I would make them work for themselves. I would not give them government or program free houses and free everything. But what if they're mentally ill? Like they're schizophrenic or maybe they have mental disorders. How should we treat them? I would do whatever I can to help them overcome that. Yeah. But I would not take care of them because as long as you take care of someone, they're never going to get better. They're never going to get better. They're never going to get better. I wish we could ship them away. Oh.

Like to the gay island or whatever. Oh, yeah. Have homeless and gays together. But like Karen Bass, for example, she...

She want to house them all. She want hotel rooms and hotels to house them. That's not going to help them at all because you put them in free houses, they're going to destroy the house. And some of the meanest, nastiest, unconcerned, don't care people, homeless people. They'll go on your property and they will dig in the trash and they'll put all the trash out of the trash can and they'll leave it there.

They'll take what they want and leave it right on your property. Some of the homeless. And then you tell them that you need to move that, they would get mad at you for telling them, no, you can't do this. Disrespect. You could even argue that homeless are nasty, mean, no good people. That's why they're homeless. They're even worse than blacks. They refuse to take it. That's right. Yeah. Well, almost right. All right.

Homeless are worse than the blacks. And not all. And not all. Homeless, they're worse than blacks. Not all, not all, not all, not all, but most. 99.99999. Yeah. Can we stop for a minute? Yeah. Yeah. I got to pee. Sure. Go potty. I had a lot of coffee, a lot of water. Yes, go for it. And then we'll wrap up. How long have we been talking for so long? A while, a while, yeah. I mean, we're ready. It's going to be a quick wrap up when we come back. All right. Amazing. Amazing. And we're back. We went to the quick bathroom break. Pished.

Before we wrap up. I got to say this to you first. Yes, sir. So I have one of your guys on my show, TheFallestState.tv. Remember that? Yeah. TheFallestState.tv. And I guess you guys used to be in L.A. Yes. Or California, right? Yeah, I'm from there. And then you moved here, but that guy stayed. What's his name? Ryan. I had so much fun with Ryan. Huh? I had fun with him. He's great. Yes. He had fun with you. He had a lot of fun with you. Yes.

But my producer that introduced him, I had never heard of Ryan, to be honest. And I guess Ryan thought he was a white guy. But my producer wanted me to tell you guys how he loved you guys. Wait, Ryan? You're saying that Ryan Sickler thought he was a white guy? I think he thought my producer was some little white guy. I guess he must have said that when he came on your show.

Oh, that your producer's white. You're saying that's a mistake. Your producer's not white. He's not white. What is he? I don't know if he's Mexican. He's not Mexican either, but he's a...

one of those kind of countries. Yeah. Well, thank you for clarifying, though. It's very important. Sean, Sean, what is, tell me what's Danny. But Danny is, uh, But is one of your producers white? Maybe? Like, you have multiple producers? My radio producer's white. Sean, the guy that's here. And then you're, you're, And then my, thefallestate.tv, That's, uh, Daniel. A brown guy. He's a brown guy. Yeah. But he's not white. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Maybe Ryan thought he was tan or something, you know?

Well, maybe because all light-skinned people look alike. There you go. That's true. That may be it. Do you think all white people look alike? But he loved the guy's show. No. He wanted to say thanks. Ryan had a great time with you. He came down here. It was fun, too. He had a lot of fun. It was absolutely fun. Yeah. But I do want to say there are a lot of people hurting today. And they think that something outside can fix them. They think getting married was part of the problem. They think having children was part of the problem.

They think having a different job will solve the problem more. Getting a degree will solve the problem. But the only thing that's going to make you free

and solve all your issues within yourself is that you must forgive. You must, and most people have been taught to forgive their father, but they have not been taught to forgive their mother. And so they still leave them in limbo. You got to forgive your mother and father. Well, it sounds like it really worked for you when you were 38. It changed your whole life. It changed everything. And I'm working with men and women of all races at my nonprofit, Bond,

We have every first Thursday night, we have meetings for men only. Every third Thursday night for ladies only and Sunday morning for everybody. And there are men and women from around the world, all races, black, white, Mexican, Chinese, Asian. They're working on themselves now and they understand that they've been deceived, that the issue was always with them.

And that they had to forgive, forgive their mothers and forgive their father. And once they did that, something changed right away. See, this, I believe, is your real message, Jesse Lee Peterson. I feel like this is your, this is your, you're a pastor too, correct? Right. You're from the church. I do feel like this is your real message and this stuff about the whites being the best and all this. This isn't the truth. No, I'm just joking around because when I was growing up, black people were,

Tuskegee Institution was formed by a black man, Booker T. Washington, right? And he grew up in slavery. He grew up enslaved. Because when you read up from slavery, he tell you, you know what? I didn't hate the white people. Even in those days, they sold his family off. But he stayed away from anger. Right.

He stayed away from anger and he got help from white people and black people. Anger is the real curse. Anger is your enemy. Anger is evil. Anger is hatred. Yes. And you're going to project it out into the world. You're going to

projected out. And I agree. And you think that the world is against you, but it'd be, it's your own enemy inside of you. This is your mind and emotion. And people who are angry are down a dark path for sure. Regardless of race, gender, whatever it is. It has nothing to do with race. And it's what every human being, that's why God said, we must return to the father. There will come a time when I return the children to the fathers and the father to the children.

Do not believe that anger is normal. You don't need anger in your life. That's your enemy. And so you must forgive. Well, this is a great message to wrap up on. We had a really good time with you here. Thank you for coming. Yes, thank you so much for coming. It was amazing. It was amazing. I do want to tell you this. Do you have anger? I don't feel angry. Oh, do you have anger? Do you have anger? I mean, some, sure. Do you have anger?

Sure, yes. And so why not let it go? That's a good question. How to let it go? But this is a how. How? Forgive. You can't tell me that you're without anger. It doesn't creep up on you every now and then. You go, where did that come from? You're totally absolved. I can absolutely promise you. Well, you've figured it out then, my friend. Because I forgave. I realized that.

My mother did the best she could. My father did the best he could. They couldn't help it. And so everyone I deal with now, because I don't have the anger, I can see that they can't help it. It's not personal. They just can't help it. Angry people can't help it. I set a homeless camp on fire on Cesar Chavez here. Amazing. Yeah. Give me you. Thanks, man.

Anger would make you do that. Yeah, yeah. But then it had a great result. Yeah. That's true. They all fell into the lake. That's right. Lake of fire. I do want to say to the men, and not just you, but me or any man, any male that has anger is a woman.

Hold on, let's say that again. Every male. Any male that has anger is a woman. He is his mother. That's rough.

Nothing worse than being a woman. Nothing worse than being a woman. Troy, you're telling me. I hate it. And it's not the woman her per se, right? But it's that spirit that's in her. It's feminine energy. It's feminine. It's that spirit that's in her. It's chatty, broad energy. It would pass down to her from Adam and Eve days. Wait a minute. What about like people... You know how Eve listened to the serpent? Shouldn't have fucking done that. Right. And the serpent became her god? Yeah.

Yeah. And then sin entered into the world, right? Yeah. And then Adam listened to the woman

And the woman became his God. Jesus. And that's the battle that we're having now. It's the spirit. It's not the person itself. But so the mother can't help it because that spirit been passed on since Eve. And the man cannot deal with the woman in the right way because the woman is his God. So once he forgives his mother and his father, then his life would change just like that. And so with the woman, and you'll be filled.

free let me ask you you live in this evil world but you wouldn't be a part of it where can people find you more like there's the radio show how often is that go to rebuildingtheman.com rebuilding rebuildingtheman.com rebuildingtheman.com yeah and then the fallen state is that on youtube thefallenstate.tv .tv it's also on youtube okay jesseleepeterson.com

jessicaleepeterson.com. So there's all the places you can find them. You can listen to them. This was a fun, insightful, and at times very informative and hilarious conversation. Thank you for stopping by. It was amazing. It was amazing. Blacks, you know what to do. Gays, you know what to do. Female pilots, step out of the... Whites, you know what to do. Whites, you know what to do. Tell the white people to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid. Overcome.

Overcome mama, they will overcome fear. Forgive the female pilot. Stop being afraid, White. Stop. Let the fear go. Let the anger go. And all of us can unite as one. And you will be able to live in this world. Yes. And have perfect peace while hell is going on all around you. You will not be a part of that hell. Forgive your mother. Don't call me Whitey. Forgive your... Don't call me Whitey. Honky. Honky.

Can I bring Shana here for a minute? Say hello to you guys. Yeah, we're just wrapping up. If you can't do it, fine. Just after, let's wrap up and then bring him in. Well, okay. Thank you all for having me. Absolutely. Thank you for having my stuff on your show. Amazing, of course. And we have treats for you to try, too. Yes. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was amazing. It was amazing. Thank you, guys. Any questions for me? No, that's it. Thank you for watching. I think we covered it. My goodness. Good night. Bye. I would like to give a shout out to all my sexy BWs.

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