Pulling Crowds & Pulling Teeth w/ Nate Jackson | Your Mom's House Ep. 734
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Very excited to be here. Look at you. You're running behind. I'm running late. You know, I'm on antibiotics. I have a sinus infection. I know. You know why? Because I'm a fucking idiot and I had a mild cold and then I drank vodka one night. What did you do that for? I was just so bored of being sick. Do you ever get so bored of having a cold? Yeah.

that by day four, five, six, seven, you're like, fuck it, I'm just going to drink? Sometimes I've been bored. I'm such an idiot. I've been so bored of having a stomach issue that I'll be like, fuck it, I'll just eat a burger and fries. Yeah, fuck it. And then just diarrhea so much, feel so sick. But I was like, yeah, but I was...

tired of not eating like that. Right. Like you just get tired of healing and you're like, fuck it. I just want to do what I want to do. Fuck this. Yeah. I don't care if my toe is broken. I'm running today. That's what I'm saying, dude. But I mean, Annie and I have always said that that's the best way is to build resilience and ignore your body. Ignore the signs. That's what they say. Always ignore your body. Doesn't Huberman, I think you and Huberman did a podcast about

that. He always says, I think his main thing is if your body is telling you something, don't listen. Ignore. That's what he says. Yeah. Listen to dumb. That's from a Stanford professor. Don't listen to your dumb body. Listen to your stupid body. It doesn't know anything. I know. Yeah. I think you're tired. Stay up. That's what he says. Don't sleep. I have a fucking, I have, I've completely now morphed into a,

I need full clearance for 48 hours after in order to agree to a late night. Oh, forget about it. If I don't have clearance the next day, like nothing on this, then I'm like, I have to leave. Can't do it. Did you drink too? No. Did you get wasted? No. Did you get fucking lit? No, no. I just can't. I just start thinking about sleep, just how much sleep affects me. So we're going to have dinner tomorrow night with a friend who's in town and you're like,

You're like, I made six o'clock reservations. That's how happy you got. Perfect. Now I'm in bed by nine. I just told him and he was like, uh, okay. He's younger.

6 p.m. dinner. Well, he's in his 30s. We're in our 80s. It's different. Totally different. Well, I don't want, because I don't want to, first of all, I don't like eating late. I stop eating by six o'clock. I like it too. Because then I like to go to bed on an empty stomach and that's how I stay so beautiful and thin. Now, if I'm eating late at night, don't laugh at that. I am thin. Don't, if I eat late at night, then all night I'm just sleeping on whatever fat shit I eat. I know. I don't like it.

No. It's better to the foreigner because we had a foreigner visiting. I had a foreign cousin visiting. Oh, my God.

And all those little things come up about even about eating. Right. Because he's like, oh, my God, he sat down last night for dinner. He's like, it's so much food. And I go, what? He's like, you eat so much for dinner. So much. Oh, yeah. They really do have a better system. Foreigner. Whenever a foreign cousin visits. Yeah. You're just from Peru. Mine are always from Hungary. You realize like a how fat we all are. We're all much fatter. They have this. Their system there is like breakfast is pretty much like.

It's kind of close to American in a way. Like they'll have fruit, eggs, you know, like, but not to their level. The decadent huge meal there is lunch. Should be. And that does make sense. Should be. You have, if you had like a reasonable breakfast, then you work up to, you know, you're, you're busy. Then it's like lunch. Okay.

party at lunch. It's like multiple courses. Their dinner is like sensible and small, which is good because you end the day, right? Yeah. You're burning off the calories. If you want to, like for instance, this morning I had a pop tart because I wanted it. And by the way, I had a Pajitsky effect with the tart. I was with our son and I was like, Ellis, you want to split a pop tart with me? He's like, yeah, but you have to heat it up. It's only going to heat it up, mom. Don't eat it cold. And I was like,

You didn't know that people heat up Pop-Tarts? I know that they do, but again, in my hurry, much like why I don't like drying myself off, I don't like to wait for the Pop-Tart to be done. But he was right. I put it in my mouth and I was like, oh my God, it's so nice and warm inside and the jelly tastes so much better. Yeah. It blew my mind. Anyway,

Foreign cousins. The best part is that your cousin, it's like watching a space alien come over when foreigners are with you. Because he was really hooked on Peach Cobbler. He was like, what is it? How do you say it? He had pecan first. He was like, what is this? I was like, pecan cobbler. Pecan what? And I was like, cobbler? What's that? And I was like, I don't fucking know.

eat it and he was like this is one of the best things I've ever had in my life I was like yeah pretty good yeah it's so southern and I love it because you're like you've never had a fucking peach with some sugar on it where you from Mars or Peru Jesus Christ

But my Hungarian relatives are the same way. Everything's off with your foreign cousin. It's like they wear the wrong kind of denim. It's always way too tight and the wrong color. It's too light and it's too tight. Yeah, their clothes are always whack. And their shoes are fucked up. Their shoes are goofy. It's always like puma, like weird pumas that you can't buy in America. We ran into their friends, his friends. Uh-oh. And it was like four dudes. And they all had on these crazy patterned,

collared, you know, button down shirts with like wild patterns on them. And I was about to bust their balls. Like I just met them. I was about to be like, would you guys go fucking get the same stupid shirt together? And it's like, as I was about to see it, I was talking to, I was like just looking at them and I was like, oh, they're not, this isn't funny to them. Like they're, no, this is their gear. This is their gear. And so that's when I was like, all right. Yeah. Like I'm trying to put my finger on it. Like what is about my Hungarian accent?

It's too fashionable, right? It's too high fashion. They go for it. The clothes have to make a statement. Yeah. It's like, collar up. Right.

Or like a weird collar. Yeah. Too bright. They love brands. They love brands. Gucci is the best. Versace, Gucci. Polo, very nice stuff. Yeah. Very good parada. Nice Italian stuff. Yes. Good. Make a bigger sign that says so people know. They love that shit. Yeah. They love that shit. One of my friends, you met my friends when you were visiting Hungary and Budapest this last time. Yeah. I've grown up with them. Pani and Tamash. And one time they were like-

they were like you have black people in America yes and I was like yeah they're like so curious about black Americans because they get the pop culture over there like rap music we like the music yeah and they're like are they all angry and gangsters too and you're like yes they all rap they don't even talk to you they all rap at you yeah

But it was so genuine because they get like African black people. Yeah. From like. Different culture. Africa. Yeah. That's true. So they're like, whoa, they're so angry. I'm like, I don't know, dude. Yeah. They're seeing like rap videos and being like. Yeah. That's so scary. They're so loud. Yeah. But they love it. Yeah, of course. They simultaneously love our music. We are very into a Wu-Tang here. And you're like, yes, that's us too. Yeah.

And like, I always remember foreign visitors. They always smell weird too. Yeah. They bring the smell in their suitcase. Yeah. They open the suitcase. What is that? That's another country in there. It smells like another country. Speaking of smells, the dudes love cologne. Love cologne. I realize that America has a different relationship with cologne. It's not the same. And here's the thing. I'll say this.

They are right, the foreigner. Because what is cologne at its core? It's just a thing that makes you... It just smells better. No one's against smelling better. The reason that I think Americans end up going like, I don't want cologne is because...

of people's excess of it so in other words too much if you're overwhelmed by it then you're like i don't want anything to do with that yeah but if it's put on in the right amount that's very pleasant right like it's a pleasant thing to smell better no one's against yeah smelling better it's just someone overdoes it and then you go i don't want anything to do with that they're all done because there's dudes who just dump a bottle i know see see yeah now here's the deal man is that the old hungarian dudes i grew up around yeah they would put too much of course and

And then you have to go give a kiss to Bacinini or whatever. And then he's greasy. And also the skin was always really greasy on these hungos. I don't know what. Well, I'll say this. Like aftershave. And then the smell sticks to your face all day. And you're like, dude. These foreigners, you guys are giving cologne a bad name. You're ruining it for people. It's not bad stuff. It's not bad stuff. But you know what I really hate too? Is when...

like Uber drivers or just drivers will try to mask the fact that they just smoked a cigarette in their car. And you're like, bro, no, you're not fooling anybody. I did this. Smoky cologne. I know what this is. I did this in fucking eighth grade. Yeah. This is, this doesn't fool anybody. Yeah. Your car smells like shit. It's fine. I prefer the smell of an ashtray. Then your shitty cologne. Over the ashtray. Well, the other thing is shitty cologne. Yeah. There's good stuff like anything. And then there's the shitty stuff. Yeah. And the shitty stuff has this more...

It hits you harder. It's so strong. Oh my God. There's this great scene. Bitches like this shit. There's this great scene in the Halston episode.

on Netflix and he, where he's developing his fragrance, his scent. And he's like, I'm really into mixing fragrances right now. That's hold on. That's a different discussion. But so listen to me. Are you listening? I'm listening to it. Yes. So he, he brings this to the fragrance lady. He goes, uh, here's some leather. And she smells it. She goes, yes, leather. Good. And then he goes, this is my boyfriend's sweaty jockstrap. And then she takes it and she,

deeply in hells and she's like no no i get it you know like he's like this is the smell of sex and then you're like what kind of is isn't that crazy is that how they really make fragrances yeah you got me i'm not an expert to your point yeah mixing the scents mixing scents well here's somebody who loves some scents let's open the show let's open the show with some fresh scents oh boy oh boy remember it's no bra day yep

Okay, thanks. So what? Looking good. Taking care of himself.

Jesus. Feel it. Woo! Woo!

The king is back. Well, and you know what he does is he listens to us in terms of like when your body's telling you something, ignore it. He needs that apparatus that holds your eyelids open.

I mean, his eyes are almost swollen shut. Swollen from sodium or an alcohol. It looks like somebody has not listened to themselves and put their feet on the ground and take off running like he says to do. Well, he hasn't taken off running since he was 12 years old. Take your feet off, put your feet on the ground, take off running. Take off running. Yeah, that's sodium and booze, right? Who cares if they can see your nipple?

Yeah, see, here's the thing. Men don't understand. The reason I don't go braless isn't because of my nipples. It's that it's pounds of fat that hang from your chest. Sure. And if they're willy-nilly swirling around, moving around, it's uncomfortable. Right. He's not taking into account that there could be back pain involved.

Well, not just that, just like they're jiggling and they're a mess. They're everywhere. You want to feel tight. Yeah. It's like fat rolls, two fat rolls hanging from your chest. Yeah. You know, you don't, you want to support it. It's fine if they're little itty bitty nipples though. That's different. You have some hungry tits, cute little titties. You see those out all the time. Those girls go. They can do whatever they want. Yeah. No, that's a different ball game. Yeah. Little hungry tits. Tiny tits. I don't have no hungry tits. I got big old sloppy mom, mom flapjacks. That's great.

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Yeah. Well, the king's got more to say. Nope. Got a new pool in the yard. Got a new pool in the yard. Maybe I'll get some videos of it and put it on TikTok. Wow. Okay. You guys are more than welcome to come over and have fun. A big old pool party. Put some steak on the grill. Relax. You don't need steak. He doesn't need steak. Maybe at night, shut all the lights out and go skinny dipping. Oh. All the queens can have fun and play volleyball.

You guys have a wonderful day and I will talk to you soon. Wait, how big is his pool? I thought he meant just like an above ground. Yeah, it is. Like a tiny. Well, it's not like for kids. It's an adult pool. Oh, okay. But he actually really is about a good time, right? Oh, yeah. He's just like, come over.

I'll throw some steaks on the grill. Maybe at night there'll be a little skinny dipping volleyball game going on. I don't have to be involved. I'm just going to, I want you to have fun. Yeah. He's a good host. Are you going to go over? I would love to go over.

Yeah. I would love to. I would love for you to go over. To surprise, like. I was just thinking that. To surprise him though. Yeah. But with like bring legit bikini models. Hot chicks. And he's like, what the fuck? We're like, oh, we just all heard the invite. Yeah. He'd have a heart attack and die. These 15 bikini models are here and they heard that they can swim in your pool. And that it's no bra October or November. Just have him be like. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What would he actually do if he got the action that he wanted? Just not die. I think, I don't know. It is cool. It is cool. He's sharing his fantasy. I'll tell you what's actually very cool. This is the first time we're actually going to give a little details out here before we take a break. It is official. Okay. We have been working on something. We've talked about it a little bit and now we can tell you a little bit more about

We are going to be having our first special comedy event or a ticketed event. We've done a bunch of YMH Lives before. We've done Two Bears Live. Those have been really fun. We did something. We're working on something different that's going to come out December 15th. The presale will start in a few weeks. And it's our first time doing this. It's going to be a special event. And it's called...

69 minutes. Everybody's working very hard on it. We're all working very hard on it. And the idea is, of course, you are familiar with the news magazine show from CBS 60 minutes, which has been airing for many, many years. We have decided to do our own version where we will tackle real issues, important issues, uh,

Some of them are YMH issues. Some of them are broader, just world issues. And we decided to attack it with some of our most famous and fun people that we know. That's right, Tom. This special event, 69 Minutes, will include appearances by Charo, Mateo Lane, Stavros, Sickler, Joe Liss, Are You Garbage? They're all participating in this. We put a lot into the production process.

I'm tackling really important issues to myself, like washcloths and who uses them. America will have closure. We'll finally get an answer. And then I am even taking a very special trip to New York City in the hopes of

of reconnecting with one Robert Paul Champagne. Wow. And so that has been our focus. Christina's doing other pieces. There's a whole bunch of us are involved. Brian Simpson's doing stuff with us. Danny Brown. It's everyone's involved. So we're very excited about it. I just want you to know we've been working on this thing for months and it will debut in December and we're all very excited. It's finally, it's so nice to do

Stories that Americans actually care about. Yeah. 60 Minutes is like, oh, the fucking spies are out. Like, whatever. Who cares? This is the real shit. Yeah. This is real stuff. This is absolutely what people care about. Speaking of, may I please make an announcement? I couldn't be happier. This story came out a while back, but we were so busy.

You know our stance on fat models. It has been just a harrowing few years here where they're trying to destroy the Victoria's Secret brand by bringing on fatsoes. And not only that, Victoria's Secret hired a model with Down's syndrome with the hope of making inclusion cool. Well, guess what?

Victoria's Secret plans to bring sexy back. We're done. We're done with fat models. Thank you so much, Victoria's Secret, for bringing back hot thin. Guess what it's all about, you guys? Revenue is down. Revenue is down. And Victoria's Secret was like, oh, wait a minute. Our inclusivity and diversity focus isn't translating to dollars? Nobody cares.

Because it doesn't make enough dicks hard. And also women are like, I don't care. The Victoria's Secret brand is this. That's right. It's Naomi Campbell in a bra and panties and heels. That's what the fucking brand is. Like Bud Light, the reason they fucked up and their brand took such, because they went way on the outside of what they're known for. And they're like, we're this now. We're inclusion. And everyone's like, huh?

Money went down. Now they're like, oh, wait a minute. Just kidding. That's not who we are. Yeah, it never was who you were. But something that's really why. And can I tell you? Of course, it's not who you are. Liar. Rihanna and Fenty could do this because that's a younger brand. Right. That's a new brand. An emerging brand. Yeah. You can't take something that's been established. This is what it is.

This photo right here, if you scroll down a little bit, you see this? That is what Victoria's Secret is known for in a nutshell. Yeah. It's genetic anomalies. Busting nuts. Like people who you'd never see walking around. That's right.

In the bra and panties and going, does this make your dick hard? And women, do you wish you looked like that? Yes. It's a fantasy. It's supposed to be. It's supposed to be a fantasy. It's not supposed to be, oh, cool, cellulite. Everyone has it. Not a Victoria's Secret. Because I don't fantasize about being 250 pounds and missing a limb. I don't want that fantasy. No, of course. You're like, that's a horrible fantasy. It's a horrible life. Now they have the runway models on crutches and they're like...

There's this fucking chick who lost her leg. And you're like, what the fuck? Yeah. And it's, you know what it's like? It's like when McDonald's got all that heat for that documentary, um, supersize me. And they're like, well, guess what? We're serving salads now. And it's like, give it. Nobody goes to McDonald's for your salads. Because McDonald's was still like, uh, we'll just tell you their salad, but don't worry. The fries aren't going anywhere. Like,

We know why you come here. These are the fries. Yeah. These are the fries. We want the fries. We want the fries. Just give me the good stuff. I'm so excited. What Victoria's Secret and those companies should do is just make public donations. That always works. That's true. Hey, guess what? We donated to this fucking...

organization that helps people with missing limbs. This was like a runway show for them. Yeah. Again, Rihanna does it different story. That's Rihanna's brand. It's cool. Not for Victoria's. Not when you've established, this is a brand that makes people's dick hard for traditionally good looking thin hot chicks. Yeah. Yeah. Of course you can't just, you just destroy the brand. Yeah. It's so weird. It's so weird. And also like, yeah,

You're not supposed to give participation awards in business. Oh, my God. Business isn't about participation trophies. No. It's about merit-based earnings. Yeah. You get what you get because it's good. Can I tell you something? This whole thing of like...

Here's a Downs girl in a bra and panties. It's like, what are you doing to people? What are you doing? Now you're making us sexualize somebody with Down syndrome? Who's childlike? Is that supposed to be? Diminished capacity. They're childlike in nature and now you want me to sexualize them? Yeah.

Can I tell you something? If I were the CEO of Victoria's Secret, when all this woke horse shit came around, I would have doubled down. On tits. On hot TNA. And I would find the hottest freaks of nature out there and be like, Victoria's Secret. We're not even. Keeping it old school, keeping it hot. Making dicks hard since 1980 or whatever. We're not even selling panties anymore. Here's this girl's asshole. Yeah.

Victoria's secret. It's inside her asshole. Thank you. Just whisper into it.

Put your ear up to her. You can whisper your Victoria's. You can whisper your secrets into their butt hole. And then she turns around. She goes, I heard you. Yeah. God. Yeah. See, this is the problem. This is when everyone tries to jump on the bandwagon. It's don't do it. Yeah. Just don't do it. Of course, they're not making money. Yeah, dude. Losing money will make you change. And by the way, just so you know, Victoria's Secret, the actual quality of the stuff. It's not like. The greatest? No.

No, it's just cheapy 20 year olds wear it. My old ass can't, my tits can't fit into there. They don't even make them big enough for my big old tits. It doesn't matter. I mean, I'm usually on the sites and I'm buying like worn panties, you know, like I do that. I'm like, just put in a Ziploc and send it. So I'm not really checking out the quality. By the way, I walked by Victoria's Secret in the mall and they had these fat, fat mannequins too. I almost fucking puked.

When I walked into the store, I was so mad. Hold on, hold on before we go into it. And also if I might make a plea to Sephora. Yeah. I know you guys don't shop there. Makeup. It's a makeup store where they carry all the makeup brands and you go in there and it's amazing. They too have jumped on this horse shit diversity thing where you walk in and the poster of the model is.

It's a fat dude and he's got vitiligo and freckles and teeth missing. He's like, I do my makeup too. Oh, now I know it's safe to be in this store. I don't want to look like the guy with vitiligo. No, I know. You want to look like a beautiful model. Like Marilyn Monroe or anyone else. Well, look, you're too fired up. Let's change your tone for here for a second. Okay. Jesus, you're so fired up. Hi, I'm Jamie. I use he, him pronouns. Oh boy.

Hi, I'm Jimmy. I use she, her pronouns. She's too fat to jump. Hi, I'm Brandy. I use she, her pronouns. Hi, I'm Ailish. I use she, her pronouns. My favorite part of this is that everyone uses the pronouns that you think they use. Yeah. So it's not necessary to announce them. And secondly, they all have lesbian footwear, which is a shocker that any of them are using she, hers because they're dressing like he, hims. They're dressing like non-binds. Ah!

Like Zimzer Zays. And then you think you're getting like, oh, this is why it is. Hi, I'm Kai. I use she, her pronouns. Hi, I'm Stephanie. I use she, her pronouns. No shit. You mean exactly what we thought? Good. Thanks for clarifying. Except for you up front. I thought you might go the other way. I know. That's a woman? Yeah. Just lesbian. Is there a lesbian pronoun? No, they don't. That's totally different. That's orientation. I know. But I'd rather know...

Okay. Here's the deal, man. Fuck off with your gender identity. Tell me what you're into, what you're into. Now I'm on board for pronouns. I would be a hundred percent on board if she's like pussy licking a foot fetish and you're like, great. Now I know about you. Hey, him. I blow guys. I like Harry sweaty, stinky nuts and sweat socks. It smell real bad. Nice. I like that.

Okay, let's see. Who else has... No, I got to get out of this. It's just too much. I'll do something fun. Can we do this at YMH? I want you guys all jumping and letting me know your fucking pronouns. We should do that for the holidays. Have everybody... Hi. Hey, I'm Josh. He's he, him pronouns. Fucking idiot. Be like, get out of here. Stupid.

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fool there's just certain things that i'm like huh like what do you do that how do you do that work like huh i need a little bit of assistance and you know

but don't get the game fucked up fool like the best 30 seconds of my life I'm my absolute hero and speaking of what's the R rolling on no R's there's no R there like right I know dude that's her fucking thing though that's wild straight up fool I'm smart fool fool I'm smart straight up

Speaking of Cholo's... There's just certain things that I'm like, huh? See? That's her invented, dude. She invented a whole fucking vernacular. Listen, fool, she's smarter than you think. Get a fucking bachelor's one day and shit. Straight up. Also, I'd like to promote... It came out a while back, too. I did a sketch with...

Creeper, Cholo Fit. So awesome. It's on YouTube right now. The premise is that I moved to Texas and I lost my inner Chola and he came out here to Austin just to help me reclaim my inner Chola. Yeah. It is on his YouTube page. Check it out. Cholo Fit Creeper. This shit is so funny. Frankie Quinones is my absolute, my heart. I just love it. He's awesome. So funny. He's awesome. Yeah, we had the best time doing it. You know? Yeah.

You know. You know. You know. You know how many fucking people told me and then I was there and I just saw it left and right nonstop. I'm at F1 and one of the title sponsors of it is Lenovo. And it was literally amazing.

And all day I got hit with like hundreds, hundreds of people. Well, I spent $5 million to get that on there for you. Were you excited to see that? I know I was tagged in these two. Yeah. It's so Novo. Yeah. I still can't believe people use this computer. I hear it's terrible. This thing you'd never heard of. Not once in my life. Yeah. $10 million. They need the advertising. Novo. Cause no one fucking knows about them. So yeah. See, it's about time. Ta-ta there, retard. It's about time.

Yeah. Well, I'm glad they're making themselves more visible because it's bullshit. It's the most fun few days I think I've ever had as an adult. Vroom vrooms, going fast. It was so fucking fun. Is your dick still hard from it all? Unreal. Shout out to Phillip Lee. He hooked me up with Red Bull.

And we got to do, oh my God, I'm just like, I did feel like a make a wish thing. I took my foreign cousin and everyone was, he was telling everyone what we were doing and they were like, are you dying? He goes, I think so. I think I am dying. I think I died tomorrow. Cause we got to like rally drive. We got to drive off road at rally ready and Broncos and shit. And then we got to, they flew us there on the Red Bull chopper. And then we got to go to,

Kota and watch practice. We got to walk in the paddock. I got to walk on the grid. I got to, oh my God. It was just like one thing after another. And the whole thing was so, it's so impressive how they pull it off. Like it is insane there on a race weekend.

It's a lot. Formula 1 is good race, good cars, Ferraris, fast cars. Ferraris, sexy cars, nice. Your hands love Formula 1. They don't understand NASCAR. What is this shit going in circles is stupid. But Formula 1 is incredible because they lock down entire cities usually. Sometimes the circuit is in the city. In Australia, it's in the city. In Monaco, it's in the city. Yeah, it's really impressive.

Yeah. So much money behind these cars. How much is like, how much is like the Red Bull car? How much does it cost? Yeah. It's probably like, I don't know. It's over a hundred million. What? Yeah. I mean the team, the team is going to be like, I'll hear what's the, so they can spend the car 12 to 15 million. There's permitted to spend 135 million on materials and activities related to the car. So the nine figure thing is like everything related to it.

Yeah. That is so crazy. It's fucking wild. Yeah. They spend so much money. Their team will sometimes be like a thousand people, you know? Because you don't even see the whole team there. What did they do? Change the tires and do the speed things and science stuff? Then there's like tire strategy, you know? Because you pick your tire...

And then you're going to switch them out. So you pick out, like, are you going to do medium, hard tire? Like, you know, and you pick out how you want to do it depending on the track and the weather. And there's just like the smartest engineers are seeing information sent back in real time to engineers who are going to tweak this turn. Like, you know, so they're making these little modifications, the most minuscule things based on information that's coming back to them in

in real time. Like it's, it's really unbelievable when you think about how involved a team is for F1. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's really impressive. Really impressive. Like watching it in person. How fast do they go? They'll hit like, I know at Coda on that back straight after, what is it? Turn 10, I think, or 11. Yeah. Turn 11. They over 200, they'll hit 210, 200. Yeah.

In kilometers. How's the fast in kilometers? 330 or something more. Foreigner speed. Yeah, I don't think they'll hit 220 on that back straight, but they'll, they fucking, yeah, like 354. They're fucking flying. And then when they break is insane. Like if you're in a regular high performance car,

car on the, on the, on Koda, you know, your first time you'll break at 250, what is it? Feet before. And then you kind of start going a little bit. That's a lot of braking. The F1 guys will break at 75. Whoa. Cause their brakes are so, so they'll hit 210, 15 miles an hour. And then at 75 feet, they'll go. Just tap it. Yeah. That's wild. Is it feet? It must be yards. I'm probably wrong. It's probably yards. I don't even know. But,

It's so much shorter because of, and they're fucking like laying down in those things. That's the crazy part. Remember when we had your homeboy on here talking about it, Daniel? Yeah. He was talking about how like, dude, it's just so tiny. You should see up close when you stand next to that. You're like, how does an adult man fit in this? Dude. But those guys are all really lean. They're like really thin guys. Yeah. You got to be in great shape too. That's what I'll do. Yeah. Their necks. Some of those dudes have necks that are like out to here because of the G forces, you know?

crazy terrible. Has anyone died driving Formula One? Yeah. Like recently? There's a Formula Two driver died a few years ago. I'm trying to think of the last time a Formula One guy died. There's one that almost died a couple years ago. Formula One, let's see. Oh, List. Oh, shit. Let's see. Oh, dang. These boys are young, too. Jules Bianchi. Aw. Dude, he's so little. 2014, the Japanese Grand Prix. Yeah.

I don't even know how to say it. Artin Sena is the only former champion to die from a crash during a world championship race, the 1994 San Marino Grand Prix. Yeah, he's like legendary. This is terrible. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, some of the crashes are also just, you can't believe that someone didn't die in it, but that's how advanced...

the safety and the technology is now that sometimes you see these spectacular crashes and the people live. Do you think Formula One will allow fat people to drive their cars? They should be more inclusive. The only reason they're not doing that is because there's no fucking way they'd win anything. Right.

Yeah. You can't. You're giving up too much time. Too much time. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. You got to probably weigh nothing to be a driver. The lighter you are, the better. Yeah. Because these guys are like a second is a lifetime. One second. Like maybe they should have like women. Are there any lady drivers? Not in Formula One. There should be. How about NASCAR's got a lady? Yeah.

Why can't they, why come they can't have no ladies? There might be lighter in the, in the, oh, maybe they're in on the strength or something. I don't know. Let's see a bitch. You think you're good. Fucking show up. Where's the lady drivers at? But she's got different pronouns. She's probably not a she, her. Hmm.

All right. Well, let's take those cold plunge type of broads. Am I right? Right. Right. Let's take, let's take a quick break. Well, I'm smart. And we'll be back in a moment. That's my girl. And we are back. Very happy to welcome for the first time to this show. The very funny Nate Jackson, everybody. You just informed me that at the time of this recording, you're in town and you're doing 12 sold out shows at cap city.

Yeah, this year is a whirlwind. Bro, congratulations. That's massive. Thank you so much. That's really impressive. It's got to be super exciting for you. Yes, pandemonium, man. I'm telling you, it's nuts. Yeah. So...

You like this little tidbit. So I actually own a club in Tacoma, Washington. Oh, you do? It's the biggest black-owned club in America, 280 seats. Really? What's the name of the club? Nate Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club. No shit. All right. I just call things what they are. You know what? I think black people are the best at that. Calling it what it is? Yes, calling it what it is. What's the weather outside? Hotter than a motherfucker. Back to you, Jack. Yeah, that's fucking perfect. For sure. But so I had...

I've done Wildin' Out, and so I brought one of my castmate friends from Wildin' Out, and he sold like 58 tickets across five shows. Okay. And then the following year, I brought him to do it again, and I didn't care about the 58 tickets. He was my boy. Yeah. We'll paper it, whatever. And he sold out four shows in like five years.

15 hours and I said what would you do different and he was like oh I'm on TikTok you gotta get on there I love TikTok I live on TikTok so Matt Rife told me to get on there and I was like I don't want another app

Right. What you're saying right now, I think is everything we all said. Don't worry about it. I don't want to do it at TikTok. Don't worry about it. But I went on his page and I screenshotted. And then I went back the next day and compared the screenshot. He had like 25,000 new people in like eight hours. I was like, I can probably post that. Yeah. Probably find a couple videos to post. Bro, so how long ago did you start going, I'll post to TikTok? I watched that full episode in...

drooled watching it because that's my boy, man. Watching people's astronomical rises out of nowhere is nuts. So March is when my shit popped. It just happened. Yeah. And so since March, I've sold more tickets than

in the comedy club system in America in 2023 than anybody. I broke the sales record in Chicago. I did 17 shows. Wow. Yeah. Well, I did 16 and then Hannibal Buress hit me on Instagram with a newspaper article and was like, I did 16. That's a tie. And I was like, you shouldn't have told me after I left town, brother. Yeah. One more, please. You did that? Yeah, 17. It was cool. Zayn, he gave me like a jersey and custom Jordans. I'd say like 17 sold out. And then

At Atlanta Underground, I did, I think, 10 or 11. That was their record. Wow. And then, yeah, there's 12 here at Cap City. It's crazy. I think the only one with tickets might be Monday at 9.30 p.m. And then, so you're like Matt in the sense that you have to credit just embracing TikTok, right? And putting it on there and finding an audience there. Yeah, because it made everything take off. So I think it's definitely the catalyst. I think the key is...

Put your stuff where the people are. Yeah. Who cares what app it is. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. These algorithms are built for us. Yeah. If somebody watches you like, oh, you like this? Yeah. We'll send you more. Yeah. So it's on you to have the more there for them to send. Yeah. Yeah. So it's been pandemonium.

I haven't slept today or last night or whatever yet. I just got off stage at Ontario Improv and then came here. My gosh. American split me and my team up because our luggage was too big. So hopefully they'll be here soon. But it was, they were like, either you get rebooked or you leave your bags or whatever. I was like, I'll just go. Those fucking cats. American Airlines can go fuck themselves. My God. I wish you said it before I could say it. I couldn't believe it. They took my seat from me. I had,

I knew I was going to be tired. So I was like, let me get a first class seat where I can sleep. Yeah. And they took my seat and put me in a middle seat. No bags, middle seat. I was like, this is insane. What did I pay for? Yeah. So my road manager's like, I got this. Yeah. Yeah. Dr. Heath Hollingsby is his name. Dr. Heath. Oh yeah. Nice white gentleman. He's going to, he's going to send a hell of a message. Nice. It's nice when they ain't black at all. Yeah.

Yeah. Some people are really good at the complaint, like how to complain. He knows how to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Not in like a, you know, it's our fault or your fault, but it's like, we should just make this right. Yeah. Make this right. Yeah. Yeah. Give me some miles, man. Please. Hook it up. Well, dude, congrats on all that. That's an amazing thing. It's so fun. I'm like you in that, like, I love watching other comedians, like,

hit it. It's just so fun, you know, for like in, in the circle that we're in, you always celebrate other comedians. So that I'm very happy for you, man. That's awesome. Thank you very much. That's really cool. I helped so many people for you. I've been doing this 18 years. I've been helping so many people. They pop and get amnesia. I'm so thankful that something lined up, something lined up and I'm like, it's my turn. Yeah. They're like, may who? I don't know you, man. Please don't. I like, I have been moving in silence and just like,

It's insane right now. Yeah. That sounds like it, man. That sounds like it. And you're keeping your work, keeping your sanity is a, is, is a good thing to do. Right. So you're just keep your friends who were your friends before. Yeah. No new friends. That part. I'm all friends. No new friends. Yeah. You don't need to please. No, no. In fact, I will tell you that the friends that I've had since I was like 13, 14 years old are the best ones to have when you are successful because they have watched me and Tom, uh,

Since we were basically children, he and I, you know, growing up together. And then, well, not really 20 years. But a 20. Yeah. And then the struggle and living in the fucking rampart division. And then people telling us like, what are you doing? Are you sure you want to do this still? Are you still doing comedy? Yeah. What do you think is going to happen? That's what they would say. What do you think is going to happen? I think you're going to make it. And you're like, Jesus Christ. Not our friends though. Yeah. The people that watch you and are rooting for you and like, go dude, go dude.

They appreciate one bit hitting. They're like, oh, dude, that? And with the other stuff? Yeah. I can see that, like, you're building something. It's fun. Yeah. I'm in the stage right now where, like, there's definitely no new friends. And then, like, there's a lot of people who are having to gain a new perspective of what's going on. And I haven't quite taken it all. It's ridiculous. Like... What do you mean? Like, people like haters now? No, I don't... I mean, I'm...

I'm 40. I've been doing this 18 years. There's no haters around me. Everybody's like, it's lovely in that sense. Um, but it's more like, I don't know how else to put it. Like, like I'm trying to figure out how to share the truth with people without it sounding like I'm beating my chest. Oh, right. With people that like, yeah. Like what'd you do this weekend? I'm like, um, yeah, I did. Sure. 15 shows. Yeah. I did 17 shows. Yeah. So, and they're like, Oh, you know what I'm saying? Sure. Um,

And where I'm from, I don't know if there's not a lot of exceptional things.

things like that right um some people aren't going to be ready for it you know no and like joe coyce from tacoma washington went to high school and everything there but i think he claims a vegas when it comes to where he started comedy right so we don't have an og that like super popped where they're like this is even a possible thing so right now i'm doing stuff that one i can't fathom and two they like my friends and family confidants nobody else can either so

I'm just trying to take it all in stride. Yeah. I mean, I think the only thing you can do like, and this that anyone can do is just stay focused on what got you there. You know, if you, if you stay focused on your work, on your standup, then nobody can take anything. Like there's going to be people that,

you know, aren't ready for what you're doing, aren't ready for your success, you know, because it's, it's threatening to some people, like even people that are your friends will be like, because they can't relate to it. Like a friend can relate to like you going, I sold out a show. They're like, oh, that's cool. I'm happy for you, man. You know, but like sometimes you, you'll,

some people in your circle like 12 shows it's like it's like can't really fathom it like you're saying and like the only thing you can do is just be like well this is my reality now and i just focus on stay focused on your work you know i've had people assess where we are in our friendship with what i was willing to give them right like hey i need a little help okay well how much help

And it's almost like they threw a dart at a board and they just say a crazy number. I'm like, I can't do that. But I thought we were friends, man. A little bit of that. Yeah. But you know, but I seen a Bronx tell. So I'm like, all right, well, here's your one ask. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, I had a really successful guy tell me one time about someone asking for money. What do you do when like a close friend or family asks for money? He goes, I tell them.

I'm going to give you this amount of money, like whatever the amount is. You don't have to pay it back.

Like you don't have to pay it back. Right. But then you can never ask again. Ooh, that's good. Well, I don't, I don't, I don't loan or give anything that I like we're strapped to give in the first place. But my family, um, we're different. Like my whole family is entrepreneurs and stuff. Like I never saw anybody go to a nine to five job. Everybody had their own business. Yes. Literally. Whether it was telecommunications or educational consulting or authors, like everybody in my house was like, so, um,

My stuff popped, which they thought was inevitable. I didn't know. I was grinding and now stuff's taken off. And they have talked amongst themselves to say, don't ask him for money. Yeah. Because...

He's just getting it. Yeah. And that will make him cool off to family. I tried to pay my sister. I went to Raleigh and she did merch for me and I tried to pay her. She's like, absolutely not. She wouldn't accept it. I said, you busted your ass. Like we, these merch lines are insane. And I'm like, I'm sore. I know you're sore. And all I did was lean inside. You were grabbing boxes and shirt. She's like, no, I'm your sister. And I don't want you to blur the lines between us. Nice. Wish my family was like that. Jesus. I was going to say, I was going to say.

stars are like can you give me some more shit can you send her to live with some stuff can you send her to live with my I don't want to pay for the lipstick can you send it to me I'm like that's my favorite they know exactly what it is and you're like more shit it's all shit yeah it's hilarious for um

for like asks is they'll be like, Hey, I know you just announced this show and it's a huge venue. So there's so many tickets available when you announce the show. Not them cocking in your walkout. And they'll go, no, they fucking go, Hey, uh, can you, uh, can you give me some tickets? And you're like, yeah, sure. And they're like, and also can, um, I want to take so-and-so, um,

I want to take doctor so-and-so. I want to take so-and-so that owns this fucking like real estate company. I'm like,

how much do you think these tickets are? Like, don't you think these people can buy the tickets? And she's like, yeah, but I want to like do something for them. Right. Well, have them do something else for them. Take them to Topgolf. Don't fucking have to be involved with my shit. They're like, I need 22 kills. Yeah, dude. Like, you're just asking me to hand you cash. Literally. You know, Oprah had a no giving money to family policy. Yeah. Like a 0.0. Yeah. Well, how's she doing now? Yeah.

Then again, it sounds like she didn't come from a great family either. So maybe that's part of it. Like, I don't know.

That's got to be a very weird level to be on though. When people know you have like, you have like endless resources and everyone's like, just fucking what's the big deal? How much money does Oprah have? Will you Google that? I'm so curious. It's several billion. I have a, I have a friend of a friend who went to stay with Oprah. 2.8 billion. That's a lot of hundred dollar bills. I had a friend of a friend stay with Oprah in Hawaii on her property in Maui. And her friend, the friend goes,

So how big is that? Like, what do you own? How big is this land? And she goes, I own as far as the eye can see. Okay, Mufasa. And I love that. As far as the eye can see. I'll tell you an understanding Oprah's money moment that I had. We celebrated my dad's 70th birthday in Olympia, Washington at this event center. And a close family friend of ours is Dr. Maxine Mims.

And she's like one of the founders of Evergreen State College and a lot of wonderful accolades. She also was Oprah's best friend. And she came to that and she was like, I would like to politely invite you to my birthday. Same space, like maybe a month later. And the entire room was white, white roses, white lilacs, white everything. And I was like, dang, what package was this? And they're like, no, Oprah bought all this and she keeps every flower. It had to be 5,000 flowers.

I never, it was, it was insane. It was like a parade float got broken down. It's just for her little, I mean, for her birthday. It was amazing though. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what $2.8 billion can get you. That's wild. But I like hearing people loving on people that way. Yeah, sure. I have people who ask me for my, what? You know what I'm saying? And I'd rather they ask for a thing than a number. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Sure. I want to have a birthday party be a cool ask, right? That'd be dope. Or just say, hey, I'm having a birthday party. Do you want to come? Yeah, yeah. And Oprah's like, in my, because I can't make it, but in my absence. Yeah. Here.

Here's more flowers than anyone's ever seen. Here's every white flower in the Northwest. That's fucking very cool. Yeah. Yeah, what does that do to a person to have unlimited resources? It brings out who you really are, for sure. It must. It really brings out who you are. Just no ceilings?

I mean, look, should I heat it up a Pop-Tart today? And I felt like a queen, you know, from heating up a Pop-Tart. Yeah. That's how low I still live. You know, like I'm still in the rampart division in some ways. For me, it's the toaster strudel. Like putting my own frosting on. I'm like, I am doing it. That's the best. Toaster strudels are so good. Own frosting is the shit. It's apple cinnamon. Have you seen this, by the way? I've been wanting to show you this. This is a clip from.

I guess it aired on the news, but it really makes me laugh. Has been forced to block dozens of calls after her ex-partner allegedly took her phone number and plastered on poles here around the CBD, telling people to call up and impersonate Chewbacca for a chance to win $100. This would be the most childish breakup of...

It's amazing. All he had to do was be mature and go, I don't love you anymore. I want to move on. The calls have been waking her and her three young children up at odd hours in the evening, and they're yet to stop. I won 500 bucks.

So her ex put up a sign that said, Chewbacca Roar Contest, and gave out her phone number all over the city. It's amazing. And just had people leave, like, you just have to leave a roar at this number. And not only that...

The part where he nailed it is that offering a hundred dollar cash prize for the best one. That's how he nailed this shit. You give someone some free shit, it's over. By the way, does this bitch not know you can turn the ringer off your phone? I don't know. Like, you don't have to answer the call at 1am. She didn't know to fucking put teeth in her mouth. I was going to say, she doesn't know about sugar content. Holy shit, I want to see her buy the apple. Yeah.

Speaking of fucking teeth. Here we go. We do this for four teeth in the Campbell County, Tennessee. What? You ready? I'm gonna cry like a little. This is a real friend. I know there's a kid behind him. I don't know if I can watch this. I do like his haircut. Here we go. I don't know if I'm ready or not. I got you. Oh, shit. You hold on to me. No, fucking no. Quit. It's coming.

Oh, I can't. There it is. What? That's fake. All of it come out, too. We didn't leave nothing. That's fake. There's blood coming pouring out of his mouth. It's going to bleed. Put that rag in there. Cap that rag up in there.

Fuck. My favorite part is that this guy's got ATVs, a house, and a yard. And he's not like, hey, maybe I should ride one of these things down to a fucking dentist's office. Like, what is that, man? You're not out on the river. He's got a house. Yeah, he's not destitute. What are you doing? Where is this? Tennessee. Tennessee.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got to go to the hospital now. He's probably just, I mean, he's missing the fucking four other ones. He's probably just like, you know, add to the collection. He needs to meet the girl from the last video. There's so many people that like. Could you see them Frenching each other? Just trying to whistle. Amazing.

The fuck, man. There's so many people that will do anything to avoid a dentist. I get it. A dentist is not fun. But shit. I mean, you're losing one by one. But some people don't see the importance of teeth. He doesn't. Some people really don't value teeth. Yeah. Seriously. Like, oh, it's not a big deal if I'm missing one or four. Big deal. But I don't know who I would call if I come pull this tooth out. Like, was that their dentist? Yeah.

He knows how to do it. Yeah. He's like, it's coming. Just sit tight. You need to stay in. I need leverage. He knew like, don't get down there, dude. But do you know how hard it is to actually pull a tooth out?

Like, if you ever had a tooth pulled, like, sometimes they have to break them. Yeah, in pieces and then just go in. No, not Jim Bob. But that means it was ready to go. No. No. Quit. I mean, this is with a knife. Even the dog is like, I'm out of here. Yeah. I was like, that's not a good noise. Well, God damn, which tooth is he going for? All right. Fuck off, man.

You hear the crash? He broke it. Yeah, he got it. Fuck, dude. Okay, dokey. Oh, all right. Oh. Nice. Woo. A little money shot. I think I got it. You got it, Tatey. Look at that bad tooth, folks. Yeah, I know. Look at that fucking thing, dude.

That's the way you do it at Falcon Car Wash. Where? I never want to. Where did he say? Falcon Car Wash. I'll never ever go there. I'll try Eagle. I'll try Robin, but I'm never going to Falcon Car Wash. Dude. Jesus Christ. That's a whole lane of person who will take their own teeth out. I would. You would? Yeah, if I'm old enough and drunk enough. What?

What the fuck are you talking about? If I'm like, okay, put it this way. I'm super old. I don't want to go to the fucking dentist. Okay. I might. If I'm like 80 and they're just falling out. Shit.

Shit, my dentist said I may have to get an implant on this back too that's root canal. Really? Go to another dentist. He'll be like, you're fine. Yeah. They're just trying to run you up. No. Yeah. They look in your mouth and make up fake cavities. We got to fill all these. Yeah. $90 a fill. I don't have dental insurance. Why is she trying to hustle me? I don't know. Golly. You think he wears condoms? Definitely.

This guy, not a fucking chance. Definitely. Never, dude. This guy. Condoms. By the way, have you, we've been, oh, I didn't know. Do you know who Jesse Lee Peterson is?

No. You don't? I'm black. I need to see a picture. Oh, yeah, because he's black, too. I thought this was a white woman. Isn't that the lady from Rob Dyrdek's show? Oh, no, no. It's very different. Very different. Jesse Lee Peterson? Yes. Sounds like he could fight. He's got a presence online. I'll just give you an idea of...

who he is and we'll get into it but it's just it's been fascinating to watch and what made you become a liberal oh yeah you know this guy's a little older a little smarter and you were tired of being a man you so you woke up one day you know what i'm tired of being a man i want to be a liberal there are plenty of men that are liberal not real men you really think so men who are liberals obeyed us

I saw another one where he was saying, like, you're a whore or something like that. Dude, he has... You know, I went through a divorce. Yeah. And then I started dating after that. And it's like, well, if going out on a date with a guy makes me a slut, then that's just what I'm going to be. I don't think going out on a date made you a slut, but having sex with different men

makes you a slut. Well, what does it make you if you have sex with a different woman? A slut maker. A slut maker. Oh, wow. Isn't that amazing? Isn't that amazing? I never saw the clip that far. Isn't that amazing? It's literally amazing. Yeah, it's a good argument. Who says slut like that? A slut. He's a very specific speech impediment in a way. Do you regret not getting married, having children, not that you're older? No.

Well, and I'm gay. You're gay? Yes. You don't look gay. You come in all shapes and sizes, brother. Are you gay? I'm gay. I didn't know you were gay. Yeah, well, I just told you. How did you become gay? One doesn't become gay. One is born that way.

Does God know you're gay? I believe so. Did he make you that way? That's my opinion. You think that God made you gay? I have no, you know, I don't know the, I'm not going to be presumed to...

the depths of the most tie, but yes, I've been gay as long as I can remember. And so, have you been with men? Of course. Like sexually? Yes. Really? Yeah. Now, the craziest thing is like his...

his views with black people because he talks as if you're black. He's not. Yeah. Have you seen those? I saw him talking to DC on fire. DC just like lost it. Oh, he did? He just started praying for him or something. Oh my God. It was amazing. He says the wildest shit where I'm like, so my friend did the show and he thought it was a bit. He was like, is this? It's not? It's not a bit. Oh, I thought it was like that slow girl on Instagram that's interviewing everybody. Yeah.

Is she really like that? No, I think that is a bit. That's got to be a bit. But this isn't a bit. Michelle, what do you people want? You people. When you say you people, what do you mean? Complaining black people. Sorry, smiling. Blaming others for their parents and their lives. Blaming others for whatever it is you complain about. What is it exactly do you want for white people?

she's like what is this question it's too much unpacked yeah she's just she's like I don't even know where to begin yeah I'm trying to find out what you want what's your nationality are you white I'm black American what do you want he says wild though yeah yeah he's for sure in the house

Can I say something? I think that gay thing... But it's, like, other level, though. Yeah, yeah. He's having a fucking one. It's other level. But I think that gay thing with the priest is he's like, you're a gay priest. Oh, that guy was a priest? Yeah, I think that's why he was tripping out. Not, like, just because he's gay, but, like, dude, you're a priest. That's why he was asking about God. And you're gay. Yeah, like...

That would trim me out too. Dude, you're a priest, bro. You know what I'm saying? Don't you have to shut that bit down if you're a gay priest? Well, he's not a Catholic because there's Episcopalian priests. Oh, and they're allowed to fuck dudes? That's why you can wear whatever you want to church? Yeah, I think so. I think so. And they get married though, but they get married and have families. Episcopalians do. Gay male priests can too? I'm assuming. I mean, the straight ones can get married and have kids. What are you calling it? A what? Episcopalian. It's just a denomination of Christianity, but.

that's the only thing that i i thought the christians just denounced gain is all together i didn't know across the board but there's more progressive i want to talk about stuff i know about i don't know about that no i don't know it's a new word to me really and i pride myself on knowing some big words yeah yeah no i only know about it because um there was an episcopalian pastor that

to me and I remember that. He was a great guy. I don't want to say anything bad about him. Sweet guy. Isn't that an East Coast type of Christian though? Like Episcopalian sounds real East Coast waspy. Maybe. I don't think West Coast people are. Maybe Atlanta, San Francisco. Maybe. I don't know, dude. Maybe. You just stood on the side of white people just there saying we. Remember when they were begging for civil rights? They were begging for civil rights. Yeah.

And then we gave them civil rights, right? We gave them. Yes. They wanted to integrate the schools. Remember that? You are amazing. Amazing. Breaking news. I grew up on a plantation in Alabama. You know about that? You grew up on a plantation and you still have this mentality? Yes. It's called free mentality. It's called master. When my master said he sent, I said, yes, master, we sent. Okay. Yeah.

That's a lot, man. He's a wild dude. Yeah, he needs to go get some healing. He's been, it's an endless stream of it too. Yeah, like it's an endless stream of these things. Like it's clips where you're like, that's why you think it's a bit. You think it's a joke. This is for sure a bit.

No, I don't think so, man. Listen, nobody sits down with a black guest and says shit like that without the intention of getting an eliciting response. But I mean, there's no... It's why you're showing it to me. Well, yes. You're like, we finally got a black guy. Let's show him the worst shit on the internet. Yeah, yeah. That is why we show it to you. Yeah. But that's not like... If you watch any of his stuff, there is no reveal. There is no like... The credits just roll? Yeah, dude. It's just... He does like interviews. There is no...

I'm just like, you know, you're seeing where the bit comes. Like, it's just his real point of view. That's why I think this guy is like, I mean, there's nobody like this. Maybe he's like a hundred years old. You think so? This is between two ferns. You think it's a bit?

I don't think so. I mean, he's been at this for years and years of the exact same message. I mean, it's pretty wild. Yeah, see, the tenacity makes... There's this guy that thinks the Denver airport is satanic, and he makes videos upon videos. Oh, I heard that. I heard there's like a basement or something full of a bunch of stuff. He says it's...

You know about this. I've heard about it. It's not like I've been down there. It starts with the, you know, the Bronco out, the horse out front has like the eyes and they're like those satanic eyes because it has the red eyes. But he says there's phallic symbols in the airport and yeah, the guy's totally. Some guys are just like, that's their mission. That must be his mission. But how old is this guy? Him? He's 172. Yeah.

He said he was born on a plantation. He's from a time machine. So he's like a little bit younger than my dad. I promise this is not a bit, man. How many of his videos did Samuel L. Jackson watch before his Roland Django? 74 years old. Yeah, he never parts from this, you know? No, no. Yeah.

There you are. There I am. He's our new obsession. He's our new obsession. So have you seen all these already? Not all of them, no. Have you seen that tooth video? Yeah. It seemed like you knew it was coming. You were like, oh, man. The knife one, yes. The knife one we'll see, yeah. But not the one we were watching first. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Amazing. This show is just an endless stream of uncomfortable videos. That's what we just try to find, you know? Just like the worst stuff we can find. Really? Yeah. She's like, yeah. Yeah. How do you stomach it all? Oh, shit.

Oh, come on, baby. Oh, that's fun. Oh, no. Where are the people at? Where are the little clowns? He's okay.

Yeah, all right. How do you get his pants off? That was pretty clever. It always happens like that. Every time we see a bull charge somebody, he ends up pantless. I think those horns are actually specifically designed to remove pants. Yeah, like they're gay horns. Yeah, they're the gayest of all horns. Because they're gay bulls. Because it's always men. Yeah. There's never women dumb enough to do this. They're Episcopals. Episcopalian. Episcopal priests. Dang. I'm sorry. Whoever.

You don't have to do that on this show. Is this horrible or hilarious? What I just saw? Yeah. I can't watch this. I'll just look right at your forehead this whole time. Oh, the corner of my eye. Still saw it. Shit. Oh, he's still doing it. Oh, is he hitting himself?

What? Oh, he already lost the knuckle. It's a carpentry joke. Jesus. My dad had friends that were missing knuckles who were carpenters growing up. I think this is carpenter humor. I was waiting for something much more horrible. I mean, I looked at you, so I thought it all had happened. Fuck. That was terrible. Please never. I hated it. You did? Yeah, that was fucking terrible. Oh! Oh! I like that one.

Nate's down with this one. Oh, stop blowing on it. Fuck right off. He's fine. Look at his left. Oh. Oh. He's got fillers. Oh. Fillers. Hilarious. Dang, he's bleeding? Shit. He's swollen. Stop. Can't you get the bees off before you do this? Just go to the grocery store. Jesus Christ. How much is honey? Oh, I don't like this at all. Oh, my God. Guys, I have a question for you. What? Is he touched? With what? Bees? Bees?

Are you trying to figure out if he's full speed? He is. He's not full speed. He's a little slower than us. I'll tell you that right now. Here's one thing I never understood. You ever see the people who have like a thousand bees on them and they're not getting stung? They're not. How the fuck are you not getting stung? Because they don't hurt the queen.

Is that why? Yeah, but she's in his mouth. Yeah, she is. These guys are like, fuck this dude. He looks like a Simpson. He does. His mouth is so swollen from bees. He's got like a thousand bees in his mouth. I hate this so much. That's how I eat pussy.

It's a clean show, right? Yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. No, his friend must be all guarded up, right? Who's filming? That's what I'm saying. That's always the question. And what's on his cheek? Are those dead smeared bees? What the fuck is on his cheek? Blood. Oh. Oh my God. This guy, he's into this shit so much, he has to be. He leaves and he's like, I got some fresh honey today. He is stung the fuck up. He's actually a white man. Yeah.

I'm heating up, man. You are, yeah. It's the lips that really get me. Like this guy we were watching earlier. It's like he was white. My queens. The sodium has just shut his eyes down. Look at his fucking eyes, bro. Which chin is the main one? Remember, it's no bra day. Fucking idiot. Remember, it's a national holiday, you guys. Honor it.

Oh my God. Yeah, he's gross. So this guy's a truck driver and he started this thing, the Kings and Queens above 18. And he always tells women like, let your boobs hang, free the nipple. Yeah. He just encourages you to go braless. That's good, right? It's cool. Yeah. So rad. Yeah. I do it too. I do it for him. You're a fan of that? Oh yeah. I love it. No, I might, I was saying my, before my tits were too big. I can't go. What do you mean before?

No, we played this clip earlier. Because this guy's always encouraging women to take their, he's like, let your bra, take your bra, let them hang. Oh, you're saying when you talked about it before. Yeah. Oh, it sounded like maybe like there was a reduction or something. Oh, I wish. You're like, before when my boobs were ridiculous. She talks about reduction all the time.

You have like a reduction fantasy. I do, yeah. I might do it. I don't know, though. Do what? I can't change my shape. Get a T reduction. I need one. Really? Yeah. I'm so jealous of your weight loss. Holy shit. Do it. You can do it. What are you doing? Testosterone. Stick it in my ass three times a week. Is that that honey? Yeah, it's just a little shot. So you eat whatever you want? No, no. Okay. You know, just figure it out like...

The easiest way for me to do it now is just to go try to hit a protein goal every day. Because you need that protein to lose weight and maintain or have muscle grow. Like powders? Yeah.

Yeah, well, I just go for grams. So I go for 200 grams. I try to get 200 grams a day. We're talking about food still. We're talking about food, yeah. 200 grams of protein. So I'm saying there's protein-focused things, right? So I start off every day. I try to have a yogurt and some eggs every morning. So I start building that number. And so I'm like, oh, I have good protein in me right now. Then I brought a shake.

So this has 50 grams of protein in it, right? Oh my God, the self-control you're showing right now is amazing. Well, you get so used to it. But here's the thing, you get used to it and then you're seeing results and then you feel motivated by the results. Do you have alarms and stuff set for when you should eat? No, that I don't do. No, I don't have alarms for when to eat. Does everybody else know when to feed you?

I mean, we have a system here. We always have lunch after this show. Like immediately? Pretty much. Do you know what it is or does it surprise you? Yeah, we pre-order. Usually it's chicken or salmon, but today we ordered, I think, chicken tacos. Yeah, but I mean, I try to get that food in me and then when we get home, I usually try to work out before the show, but today I'll work out when I get home. When do you wake up? If I'm going to be here at 10, I'll set the alarm to wake up at like 7. Okay.

Workout, you know, just like have eat before. But yeah, but then you just get. Are you doing a strenuous workout? Depends. So not every day, but like some days you go for the spike heart rate, you know, like high intensity. What about when you're traveling? I work out on the road every day. Just at the hotel? Yeah. Those gyms suck. Sometimes they do suck. Yeah. Sometimes they do suck. And we try to. It's just like a jump rope. But you know what the thing to do is? Like, and now that you're.

you have access to things is that a lot of times you can tell your Dr. Heath Huxtable, you could tell him that. Don't drug me. Don't drug me. And you could tell him, Hey, since we're going to, let's just say Raleigh next week. Yeah. Um, I know we're staying at this hotel. Will you find out where a local, like a regular gym is? Mm.

call ahead and get passes for the days. And then you go to like a really good gym. I mean, I got that membership where I can go anywhere. Oh, so then the 24, I can do that. So yeah, you have just, you just have them. I just didn't think, I don't think that far ahead. Yeah. But that's why I'm fat. I'm hungry. Just grab the first thing. You can literally make it a team effort. And that's when it,

it's really been like, that's when it, when you go like, I want to do this, you're coming with me on the road, you're with me and we're all, you're helping me do this. Yeah. Then it becomes kind of everyone's job. Right. So then they're like,

Like, hey, we got here, Nate. I know the gym's right. You want to go now? And you get it out of the way. And then when you get back, they're like, we found this good food. You know what I mean? So it becomes like the group effort. Starting now. All right. Group effort. I promise you. It's exciting. Nice. I like it. We can do it starting now. Because my thing is I always put it second.

Right? Exactly. Like, I was like, I want to get situated in my house and settled. I want to get the car. I want to go there. And then I'm like, and then I'll focus on my body. And health. My dad's like, what are you talking about? You got to make yourself first. Dude, he's right. And I'm quitting smoking, which is insane. Yeah. But the thought I had on it was like, I got this, I got the new car and the house and I don't want to smoke in the house.

because the house is new right take pride in the house yeah and I got the new car and I was like I don't want to smoke in the car I'm smoking less because I'm because I used to just get in the car and smoke and drive yeah and so not so then it dawned on me I was like I'm taking better care of my car and home than I am my own body bro that's such incredible insight that's incredible insight so I'm like but I smoked before I came here but I'm trying to I'm trying to quit

I've been encouraging people because I got on it too with was the Zins, you know, the Zin pouches. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Those are the little dips. Yeah. But there's no tobacco. There isn't. It's just straight nicotine. OK. So you're getting the addictive chemical, but you're not getting the cancer causing chemicals. Right. But then when you run out of Zins, you chase the nicotine and you're like, oh, just get more Zin.

And that's everywhere? Everywhere. What does it do to your breath? Nothing, because it's not, no, there's no, there's not, it's not. Well, what was his breath like when he was on Zinpax? I mean, he's got dad breath. It's just always daddy. Just old coffee. It smells like dad. Yeah, yeah, that shit. But the Zin doesn't, I mean, tobacco is the flavor. It's the breath. It's the smell, right? But it's also the cancer-causing chemicals. So you smoked?

i have you know what about patches i never did that i never did it i don't ever did gum i have friends that love the gum yeah i did the gum because i quit before for a year how was that it was cool but i was like i want to smoke yeah i just rationalized it wasn't even calling me i was like you know what would be nice it's not it is if i still smoked yeah because the hang is better if everyone's talking and smoking pre pre-show smoke post-show smoke my goodness yeah i know i know that morning smokes

Drinking smokes, after meal smokes. You guys are frigging the biggest one. It's after. It's after. Yeah. After your night. Yeah. Can I tell you what worked for me? Because I smoked for 17 years. What'd you do? I went to a hypnotherapist in Los Angeles. Heath tells me about this. There's a woman, Rita. What's her last name? Sorry, Rita. I can't remember your last name. She hypnotized her own name out of you. She fucking sent me. I haven't smoked since I was 30 years old. The one time I did was on your mom's house when I was goth and I hated it.

You just did it as a thing? As a bit, and I couldn't even do it because she makes you hate it so much. Do you cognitively remember what she was telling you? Of course. It doesn't give you amnesia. What it is, it gets into your unconscious or rather your subconscious mind, and it programs you. So for instance...

she'll talk to you first and say well when do you like to smoke and for me it was before shows I used to sit in the alleyway and nervous they smoke she goes okay so instead of smoking Christina from now you will drink water you will drink water instead of smoking now you gotta pee on stage well yeah that but I drink water but and I still do that habit really it's been since I was the one 47 now how many years 17 years you're 47 yeah you look fantastic you do look fantastic

But I don't know. I'll give you her name if you're ever in L.A. I'll look it up. How about the book that every comedian was doing to quit? You told me that, too. Ballon Cars, The Easy Way? I don't know the name, but there's a whole book. People are like, I can't even finish it and I'm already quit. I know a lot of people work for me personally. Apparently there's a second book that's even crazier than this for alcohol. That's right. Yes, this guy...

Alan Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking. People don't finish the book. And they go, I guess I've never read it, but I've talked to people and apparently in the beginning of the book, he encourages you to smoke while reading the book. He's like, go ahead. And everybody who I've talked to that read this book is like,

Whatever chapter they're like, you just can't even do it anymore. I don't know how. I've never heard more endorsements. I will say it does work in the beginning because what he does is he appeals to your logic and reason. It appeals to logic and reason. Oh, like why are you doing this? What about the people? Whatever. Just like it doesn't make sense for you. There's no benefit to it. So it changes your thinking about smoking. My dad smoked.

And he tells me all the time, he's like, the day I quit. So my sister is, I have two sisters. One's 16 years older than me and one's 12 years older than me. And he said he was holding Debrina, which is 16 years older than me. And she was a little baby and he had a cigarette and the ash fell off and landed like right on her face. And he was brushing the ash and he was like, I, I,

fucking quit and he never smoked again that was it for him yeah just the residue falling on his baby was like I'm a fucking monster and he just quit it didn't burn or anything because it was already done but it was enough just to be brushing it off your baby like what the fuck am I doing yeah I think it's an emotional reason well so there's another path is you can just get a baby and ash on it and see if it affects you the same way yeah whose baby though yeah that's true

Someone in there's got one. That's what we got to figure out first. Is there a book for that? Yeah. Whose baby can I ash on? By Alan Carr. Have you, by the way, do you watch Tubi?

No. Have you heard? I've seen the, I would imagine I'm looking at the outliers, but I've seen the extreme ridiculous clips. Yeah, just on like Instagram. So I've only seen, I didn't know about this. It's of course, it's funny to me that every time like you talk to like your reps about like,

a show or idea. They're like, we could probably get on Tubi. And then you're like, oh, really? And then- Someone's like, yo, Tubi's breaking bread for specials right now. Take it serious. I think they're like, they're putting all kinds, because the world is so competitive now for content. You can just get it. It's just everywhere, right? Like Roku has stuff that like used to be on fucking- Hulu has some wild stuff. Wild stuff, yeah. I just saw a post this girl made about a movie called Slother House. Have you heard about this? Uh-uh. There's a three-toed sloth that's killing everybody in the movie. Yeah.

I can't make it up. It's not animated. This clip I... There's a real, like, puppet. I don't know if you've seen... Oh, there it is. Oh, okay. Slother House. Cool. You got any clips? It's like... It knows how to drive. Oh, that's cool. And it's, like, smothering people out with pillows. I think that's the... Go down a little bit more. Oh, yeah. It's smothering someone right there. Yeah, and it's like... Oh, boy. When things get turned down and then this gets made, it really makes you question your sanity. What is going on?

the um this okay i've only seen this this is the only two week clip i've seen but it just happened well we'll just watch the clip what about your job what happens if they pissed at you i don't have a damn job yeah i lost it three months ago you know what i've been doing for the last two had much money huh

Oh. Hell of bitches. The dick is hard to find. What are you saying? I'm saying this house you live in, the mortgage that's being paid, the food on the table. Who pays for it? All financed by my dick. I know. It is a show. I have to watch this. I know. I love this. I know.

And also this has real acting class vibes. Like I've taken acting class. Yeah. And they, they're, you have to give this copy to every acting class because like it forcing you to take a ridiculous, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. And like play it really sincerely. What's it called? No disrespect. Oh, I'm, I'm into it. All right. We're watching TV tonight. You've taken acting classes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was like, well,

You want to run a scene? Sure. About something ridiculous? Yeah, of course. Let's do it. All right. You got to help us with the scene. Sure. What should I do? He built a house on dick. So let's go. You're a gay pastor. Okay. And I'm a crip that don't want to gangbang no more. And you're trying to convert me. And I'm trying to convert you. Okay. Okay.

Do you want me to be the director? Yeah, you just got to let us know when to go. Okay, guys. And... I know the letters and the colors. Seat buckle, is that your name? Click, click. Click, click. It is... It's almost like the spirit has called me to call you in here and join. Open arms without arms. I know you're armed, but here... And dangerous, Gus. What was that? And dangerous. Armed and dangerous, Gus.

Here's the thing about church. Yeah. I don't mind it. Wonderful. It's the blood of Jesus for me, though. Yes. Because as a Crip, I can't have no bloods. No bloods of Jesus or none of that shit around me. His wounds have healed. So there will be no free running blood anywhere. I would like to, if you're open to it, maybe begin with a hug. You want to hug me, cuz? I do. You gonna hug me into the church? I would love to. All right, well, see, walk over here.

I have seen the videos and you and your friends, when you have your dance parties, it's just amazing what you fellows can do. Yeah. I have a meniscus tear and so I'm not able to, is it sea walk? But what I can do is crawl and I would sea crawl to you if that's all right. Okay. And cut. Thank you guys. Hold on, cut. What the fuck is a meniscus, cuz? What'd you call me?

That's going to upset. Yeah. That's a to be show. That's the next season. Yeah, it is. That was, I would watch that show all day. I would watch the gay pastor and the Crip. I love it. For sure. They got to rob a bank or something together. Dude, that's the best premise for a show. And then you're getting him to commit crimes and he's getting you to repent. Yes.

That's rad. It's ebony and ivory. It's got every, checks every box. Bill and Ted. Let's do it. I think I should. Actually, everybody would turn that show down except for Tubi. Tubi would be like. Tubi's the future. I love it. It is like the TikTok of TV. Yeah. The free enterprise. Let's do it. I love this.

This is how I got into Tyler Perry movies very early. I'm not knocking Tyler Perry. Nothing he does, he can't go wrong. He's amazing. And she's seen every single Madea. I love the Madea movies. I actually really like that character he's very good at. But sometimes the acting's a little like this. I was in for Halloween four years ago. Actually, I was Madea Goes to Jail. Yeah, I like that one. People are like, you're dressed up as a woman. I said, no, I'm dressed up as a man that's dressed up as a woman. Oh!

Yeah, you do have some resemblance for sure. A little bit, yeah, I get it. Yeah, you do. Somebody told me I look like him with a bad thyroid. Here's what it is. Can you take that back? He really is like, what he's built is un-fucking-believable. He's got it figured out. You've seen his home in like the, what is it? It used to be a military base? Is that right? Yeah. It's insane. Yeah, I actually feel like it's super impressive, but you're like, you live there alone, dude? Like, this is fucking crazy. Yeah.

Thank you. I know what that look means. Well, I mean, how many people live? That's what I'm saying. Like, even when you go like I'm with someone that pull up Tyler Perry's house. Like, I don't know. I don't want all that house. That's a lot of house, bro. But I like Tyler Perry is not just the Medina movies. I like the other ones. The real serious ones. They're always about cheating. Look at that. Dude. Christ. Even the robot vacuums like fire.

What? That's just too much to vacuum. Wait, hold on. Scroll up. How much is that? All that's elevated, too, so everything under that is still a house. It's a 40,000-square-foot house. 330 acres. Yeah, 40,000-square-foot house, eight bedrooms, 12 bedrooms. I mean, that's a lot of maintenance, right? That's a lot of fucking maintenance, dude. That's a crazy house, bro. That is wild. Mm-hmm. What is he doing in that house? Writing movies. Yeah. Yeah.

Look at it. Converting Crips. That's the next film, dude. That's immaculate. Yeah, it's beautiful. It looks like Versailles. I don't think he built it from scratch. It was someone else's house. Really? Yeah. It is crazy when you hear about some of these houses in the South that are insane because of... We built this city. Because of how much land...

Houses like that go for like way less than you. Yeah, because we built this city. Yeah, yeah. Even the pool's got a design in it. That's rich. Dang. It's so funny because rich people love to make their houses look like the White House or Versailles. This is like two of the big like rich people things. And black people built both of them. Yeah. Yeah.

Did you know that? That the black people built it? Like the White House? I didn't know that. You didn't know black people built the White House? Really? Yeah. And they got great rates, to be fair. They were treated really well. And they got health insurance, life insurance, there's pension pay. And then they're going to be like, oh, what's the fucking problem? Well, the problem is you got fucking taken care of really well to build this house.

Y'all told us it was going to be black when it was done. This is bullshit. The White House? All the work we did? It's great. I cannot believe somebody would complain about that gig. It was a great gig. Pyramids, too. Those things went up. And some colleges and universities, some Ivy League schools. Really? Did you know that some of the Ivy League schools have done the research and they're giving reparations to the families of the people who built them? Really? Wow. Yes. Wow.

Wow. In real life. No shit. Yeah. They're like, we're not waiting on the rest of America. We know who built our school and we're going to give money back. To the lineage. Wow. Yeah. I think that's cool actually. I think that's, I think if you follow the, if you find it in the truth and you do your history, then you might as well cut the check. Look, Canada did that.

They did? I think that works. Yeah, they did. What did they do? Reparations. The Native Americans? Or the Native Canadians? Yes, I remember reading about this. They did a... Canada has always adapted to inclusivity way early. Like, my friends from Canada are like... Betas! My friends are always like...

I was like, what do you guys have against diversity? Like they don't understand why America is so racist and shitty. And I'm like, I don't know. Like they work on it. They're way more sensitive to that. Yeah. All of that. I remember like years ago being in Vancouver and saying like Indian on, you know, talking about it and, and the gasp, I was doing a club, the gasp, like,

from the audience and I was like what and they were like like India Indian or Native American like Native American and they were like you're supposed to say native like native or indigenous and I was like okay I'm like are we gonna recover from this like they were so like frozen by it oh they were knocked out of the set yeah from like from that just being like I was like oh I just meant you know I wasn't sorry and it was it was a big deal in the room but I mean I think that speaks more to like well you were in Vancouver yeah yuck yucks

No, it was the, God, what was the club called? It was in the basement of a hotel right there on Berard Street, but I forget the name of it. You have such a good memory, though. Did you hear he goes Berard Street? Do you remember any street that the club is on ever? No. I can't. Yeah, he just- Yeah, but I can't remember the name of the club. That's the one thing you can't remember. Oh, yeah. Nate Jackson's Super Funny Comic Book was on 84th and Austin, Tacoma, Washington. I remember that one. That one. Yeah.

That's crazy, man. I mean, you're also probably one of, I'm trying to think of, I mean, there's Rogan owns the mothership here. I don't think there's any other comedian that owns it. Brad Garrett. Brad Garrett in Vegas. And that's probably like a licensing thing. Yeah, I don't know if he owns it. Well, there's some. Oh, there are some more? A couple. So there is Prescott that owns Chuckles. He's got two locations. Okay. And then I believe Mike Epps just became a part owner of

A new club in Detroit. Okay. Good. But I mean, there's like still, it's a small group of you guys. It's like five of you, man. It's tiny. I didn't, I wasn't going for that. Yeah. The example that I saw that it was like, oh, a comic can actually run a club was by Earthquake. He owns a club? No, but Earthquake was like the co-founder and ran and owned Uptown Comedy Corner. Wow.

which is also Matt Rife's club. He was talking about growing up and performing in his whole childhood. Yeah. Yeah. And so earthquake partner with Gary Abdo. Where, where was that one? He, there was, they had three at one point, but at the heart of Atlanta, there's one I want to say in like the closest part of Florida to Atlanta, the city that Matt hates. You mean?

Yeah. Yeah. It really rails against Ellen. I mean, you know, he was young and impressionable and they made him do a lot of shows in that black ass club. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. That was one of them stages you got to conquer. Yeah. Yeah. Which club was it? Uptown Comedy Corner. Yeah. I never did that one. Okay. But if you, like, if you did it and you got through the Jiggle the Keys and all that stuff, like you come out the other side tempered by fire. Yes. For sure. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, nothing quite like starting out and doing black clubs. Like those rooms will definitely stay with you. Or the opposite. I mean, being in Seattle. Yeah. Like I had white clubs. Yeah. Yeah. Which is why I think like my audiences are, that's the part that everyone's like, wait, what? Because it's 70% white. Or like Ontario Improv this weekend had to be white.

65% Mexican. Yeah, sure. That's the audience there. But that means they're coming out to see diverse audiences. It's like, it's funny first. And then it's, it's not like it's just a whole, like a lot of the black acts in the country, the audience is black. Like who they, they're coming to see who looks like them for some reason. I mean, I kind of know why I got some of it's intentional on my part, but they're coming from Tik TOK and Facebook and Instagram and YouTube. And they're like, we just, we just love them. Yeah. And so I embrace them all. Sure. And,

do a set. I do. I still do me. I don't pander. Yeah. I'll stop and translate to make sure everyone's on the same page. They don't understand a cultural reference.

before I don't do me. - That's so helpful. - It's also a hilarious tag. - It is funny. - It's a mixed crowds though are the most fun when you have a truly mixed room. It's the most fun I think to perform to. I like having an actual diverse audience. I also think that it's funny that sometimes people go, "Why aren't there more of whatever?" And you're like, "Yeah, I don't pick who comes in the door."

Right. Tickets went on sale. I can't help who bought it. Whoever buys it is here. I'll tell you what, black people want to come. Yeah. But they got to hurry up and get them tickets. Yeah.

Black people be bullshitting. White people got all them goddamn tickets. Zip, zap, zip. There's no black people at my shows until the fifth added one. Yeah, yeah. I wish I was playing. No, I know. I believe you. Midnight Saturday night. Garrett Morris had a comedy club in downtown LA. That's right. That was fucking fire. You liked it? I love doing his downtown. It was in the worst possible neighborhood of downtown Los Angeles. Have you done it? Did you do it?

But he was a blast. And I remember being so blown away that he would just host the show and then sit in the back of the room and laugh and have fun with you. You're like, oh my God, this guy is like super famous. And he's like in the room with me. He's so fun. And he also was of the age group where you knew, you knew he wasn't even going to get within six syllables of how your name is pronounced. Nah, but it was fun. He brought me on as like Tim Saginaw or something. I was like, what?

Did you correct it when you got up there? I was like, give it up for Garrett. It's what it is. I'll say my name after I rip because if it doesn't go well, Tim Saginaw bombed it. Yeah, exactly. And also, like, people would tell, like, someone else would be like, his name, and he'd be like, I don't give a shit. Sorry, man. Yeah, that was in a rough spot, though. Like, you had to walk through, like, a homeless shelter, I think. Yes. But a lot of fun.

It was far for me. I did it like two or three times. Like, I'm not driving all the way down here for this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, we lived on six and rampart. So that was literally close. Not that far. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was, I always the union. I was always. Yeah. Yeah. Is that still around?

No, the whole block got developed. Oh, it did? Yeah, he was trying to make it to the show yesterday, but I guess he cracked his rim or needed his rim fixed or something. Oh, I thought you said rib. I was like, that's fucked. Rim. Yeah, so I forgive you, Enz. Shout out to Enz. Yeah, that was a fun one. That's one of the first places I ever did shows that I was also the promoter. You know what I mean? My name couldn't sell tickets. Did you promote? So I would hustle. Yeah, I did shows exclusively.

I did a show one time and people came out to see me, like people I invited. It was your show. It was my show. You were the ticket. Yeah. And so you packed out the union. Packed out the union a few times. But it was from straight up hustling for it. It was not like, hey, I'm doing a show. Tickets are on sale. It was like calling people, texting people, putting up, you know. That's how I built everything. Yeah. I never, I could never.

I wasn't the guy sending the veils and begging for gigs or blowing up Stroop and all that. I was like, I'll throw my own shit. So Super Funny Comedy Club was Super Funny Comedy Show. I started at Ontario Improv. So it was full circle this week and be like, I'm back. And it's been 12 years. And to go from hustling to fill it for one night with four known headliners that would come out from LA and do it on a favorite to nine is crazy. And then I moved it to Washington and we did Thursday nights for like

eight years. Yeah. And it was like 400 seats and then I opened the club. Amazing. But I really...

Like I want people to do that. I want them to grind and hustle and pack shit out on their own instead of always asking for it from someone else. Begging. Because if you build it, they can't take that shit away from you. If they give it to you, they can take that shit away from you and cancel your shit. Yeah, if it's yours, it's yours. And also if anybody like open micers, baby comedians, like I started a room in Los Feliz when I was just a baby comedian. I quit my fucking day job and I was like, fuck it. I'm just going to start a room. And that's where I met this guy, Ryan Sickler.

Matt Fulshron, Mike Hollingsworth, like all these guys that we ended up growing up together. Jay Larson. Yeah. And every week. And then I met my husband. Yeah. But so you end up like you meet, you meet your friends, your homies. That's good. And then everybody has like attainments in the mentality of we got to go get it. Yeah. And it pushes all the bacon and all the other stuff to the wayside. People ask me like, what do you do? How do I? And I'm like, I don't even know what to tell you, man. I never was a, I never begged. I

I don't even want to call it big. I never was just like, can I please have... No, I was like, I'll throw a show. I'll book four headliners. They all got their own rooms. Now I just booked four rooms. Yeah. Just in reciprocation. Right. You know what I mean? Yep. I had the comedy store main room for...

shit a long time it would be packed I hand wrote invites and mailed them to people like wedding invites wow and they opened it up and it was like maybe five words like man I appreciate you in my life this is coming up and then it was the flyer in an envelope and I had it packed

That's a lesson for people who think they're hustling hard for their show. You know, they're like, I posted a thing on Instagram. And you're like, yeah, that's not. No, I was hand delivering and dropping stuff. But people came that I didn't expect to come. But they were like, it was the dog. You mailed me a thing. Like Too Short was there. Oh, we love him. I was like, what? We've had him on the podcast. He's been on the show. Yeah? Yeah. He's great. He's awesome, man. He's the shit. We did a song together. You did? We did.

We did. Because I was posting YouTube sketches, and every time I used music, it would copyright strike, even if it said it was fair use or whatever. So I was like, I'll just make my own. And so I started messing around. And by the third song, I was like, this is kind of catchy. And then I took it to my friend that owned the studio. Because I was just on GarageBand, fucking around. And my boy, Yoji Roby, he does production all day. And he was like, let's clean it up. And I came in and redid it. And I was like, this actually sounds kind of good.

And then he came to my next one. I was like, short. I have a... If you would just listen to it, let me know what you think. And he listened. He was like, I just should bop it. And then that was it. That's crazy, man. And then kind of...

He was like, come by my, come by the compound to play it. And I went to his compound where the whole thing is built like a speaker. Yeah. And he played the same song that I was like, this is kind of bumping. And it was like, this is the best song in the world. Cause I was sitting in the speaker. And then he was like, yeah, man, I might get on it. Just leave, leave the, uh,

what they call the stems, leave me the stems. I was like, oh yeah, absolutely. And I left and I went back on the website where I had gotten the freebie and like bought it. Like I literally drove around the corner and parked like, let me hurry up before anybody beats me and I bought it. And then I sent that to him and then randomly, I never thought it was going to happen. Like two months later, I just had an email. It was like,

Todd or whatever sends you it. And I was like, who the fuck is Todd? And I opened it up and he's, I mean, he's bitch. He's going in. Short dog, baby. Yeah. Yeah. And I went on Instagram. I was like, oh my God, two shorts on my song coming soon. And then do you know who Zero is? So Zero is like the most city Don. He's like a Houston, like, like he's, he's a sat like zeros of the months. Like that's zero. Yeah. One D.

That's my guy, man. Zero was like, what am I, chopped liver? In the comments of that post. I sent it to him at like 8 p.m. And by 6 a.m., I had a song with me singing the hook. No way. Zero rapping, hook, too short rapping. What the fuck, man? So what's the name of the song? It's called the Cookie Monster Remix. Okay. We got to look it up. I mean, we can't play it here probably, but we can. Well, I own it and it's fine with me. Oh, shit, bro. It's shit. It's shit.

You tell me. Well, I just wanted to make a song about eating pussy, and so they told me to clean it up, so I made a cookie. Yeah. It was for a YouTube sketch. Uh-huh. Here we go. No, the pussy. I want the pussy. Yeah. You get it. How you want it? Hey. Hey.

I like fast forward some so you can get to where Too Short goes crazy. That's zero. That's right. Let that ride. Okay, go forward some more. We all want that cookie. All of us. I can't have it no more. I'm going to die.

Oh my God. I cried when I heard it.

That's old school too short, man. He laced me. Uh-huh. No. Like, how many bars is this? Come on, man. For free? For free.

That's crazy, man. That's insane. That's kind of the coolest thing ever. Yeah, but I didn't know what I just put it out. Yeah. I'm like, here, guys. There you go. I sent it to like DistroKid and they were like, what the fuck? And they put it out the next day. It went everywhere. And I think got some spins. That's awesome, man. That's awesome. I might dabble again. Yeah, you should. You think so? I mean, if that's your first time, think about it. That's fucking pretty crazy. Yeah, but I did not expect...

too short to be like fuck it but he said like he was like Lil Duval got the number one song in the country you comic motherfuckers is hot so that's why he got on it that's a good point yeah and Lil Duval did it again he's had a few he's got a few number ones yeah so

Wow. All right. Thank you for coming. Thank you so much. Just so people know, it's Mr. Nate Jackson on TikTok. It's natejacksoncomedy.com for tickets. Yes. He's performing in Chicago on New Year's Eve, about to go on an international tour. Blowing up everywhere. Like I said, always so happy for comedians that hit it. It's exciting for, I'm excited for you, man. That's awesome. Thank you so much. Absolutely. So let's stay in touch.

And again, thank you for coming and go get tickets. Nate, Josh, and Comedy. We're best friends now. Let's do it, man. Well, you guys are going to do the priest and the crib. Yeah, we got a whole show to pitch, man. Yeah, let's do this. The crib and the priest. But I'm not playing. We're friends. You're going to get my personal number. All right, let's do it. And we're going to be text buddies and stuff. Let's start talking about protein every day. Yeah, we should do a little group chat with the three of us. That way when we're talking about something you don't care about, you're like, why do you keep talking to him?

to him. I know. Like, I need you to be bothered by us. Okay, yeah. I'd love to. This works for me. Thank you for coming, brother. Man, thank you so much for having me. Absolutely. This is amazing. We'll see you guys next week. Bye.

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