Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787
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Now, introducing our guest, one of our favorite return guests of all time. You can see his show every Friday on the YMH YouTube channel. It's Danny Brown, everybody. Yo, yo, what's up, doe?

It's good to see you, man. Always, man. Good to see you, too. You just did Canada? Yeah, it was fucking snowing already, too. Isn't it crazy? I was like, God damn, I forgot how cold it gets up north since I've been down here. You come here and it's a goddamn sauna still. It's just amazing. We're getting like 40 degree swings right now between morning and evening. Yeah, it's been raining where I'm at. It's so crazy, dude. I have so much awesome shit to show you today. Oh, shit. I'm ready. Because I don't know what you've been...

No, I've been off the map, man. I don't know what the fuck's going on. That's what I anticipated. There's a lot of hot topics to discuss with you. White shit, black shit. I love it. My favorite topic. Full insight on all of it. But yeah, to get us started, why don't we just do an opening clip? Here's a new discovery we found. So let's see what he's like.

Oh shit. I've always been the fucking best. I always will be the fucking best. In a past life, in this life, and in the fucking next. You're looking at the fucking best. Try it. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone mother to this.

What do you think? Uh,

Do you think there's maybe a stimulant involved here? Oh, of course. It's some meth. It's some meth activities. I'm also going to take a wild guess and say he's from Florida. I thought it was Florida, too. And he the type of guy that says, if it's grass on the field, I'm going to play. Yeah. Yeah.

yeah i think he's right he's probably at a boat dock i think those are like that's the type of vegetation you see growing over a canal i think he's right off a boat never wears a shirt no you know drive one of those jeeps with no doors on it and shit yeah that's a real florida vibe confederate flag or some shit hanging somewhere i already know this type of motherfucker and this is a

Real choice on the nose ring, too. Yeah, that's some freaky shit. That's how I know you like teenage girls. That's a teenage girl. That was the day of giveaway. It is kind of incited.

It is insight, dude. Yeah, he's a, it's real intense, man. Here's the thing, man. Chicks, I don't think really dig this energy. I would tell you. No, they don't. No, they don't. This is like, this is the nineties. This is before the internet. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You type dude be harassing bitches at the whiskey go-go. Yep.

And he'll get real aggressive to like a woman in line or at a stoplight, but not to a guy. If you didn't see a black dude, you'd be like, what up, brother? What's up, dog? I already know this kind of guy. That's a cool dude right there. Punk a chick out for sure, but yeah.

Yeah, he's a real interesting dude. Oh, I'm very excited to tell you, although it's not here, I have a really nice gun. Oh, shit. I was like, oh, shit, Tom ain't about to get this nigga no gun. He already know what I'm about to do, but I ain't going to do shit. I swear to God. I just, you know.

I'm not as aggressive as I was when I was younger. I won't carry it around in public. But it's a nice one. It's just to protect the home. Good, yeah. This is a great home protection weapon. Thank you so much. Top of the line. That's fucking great. I had to jump through a couple hoops, but it's coming. Thank you. That's so great. I hope to have it to you for the holidays. I'm going to have to go learn how to shoot. Yeah, that would be good. Definitely will. We can go to the range. I'm down. You know I love that shit. Okay.

So yeah, that's coming. So I thought I would open by sharing with you a question. We had Matthew McConaughey on Two Bears a couple weeks ago. And this particular topic came up. And I wanted to get your opinion on whether or not this is white people shit. You love ketchup. I love ketchup. I put ketchup on my ketchup. And I love ketchup. Like I only eat meatloaf to eat ketchup. Right.

I think I fell in love with ketchup first. I had a road of love ketchup. And then once I realized that I could enjoy salt and sweet at the same time. What's the craziest thing you put ketchup on? Whatever not put ketchup on.

- Scrambled eggs is great. - Scrambled eggs. It makes scrambled eggs. It's great. And it's where the ketchup is. I love ketchup on a burger, but what's the-- it's best to dip it so the ketchup's the first thing to hit the palate. I'm gonna tell you one even further. I'll take ketchup, smear it on my hand, let it dry, and then just slowly just... - Oh, yeah, that's nasty. - Give it a little--

Just to have a buddy there. Just a reminder to have a treat. Just to have a friend right there. That's good, man. I'm never going to eat ketchup and not think about you. Next time I have ketchup, I'm going to not be able to not think about you licking on your hand. That's good, man. A little K-bump. I like that. Excuse me. Let me take a hit.

Who doesn't like you? No, no. I really love ketchup too. You like ketchup? Yeah. I can't say. But I do know it is some black people that hate the smell of ketchup. Really? Yeah. It does something to them. The smell. Yeah, they hate that shit. There's this thing that we talked about, which is with certain things, there's...

In other words, you know, Coke, Pepsi. Yeah. Ketchup, it's Heinz. Yeah. All the way. Definitely. But you can't, I swear to organic ketchup is disgusting. Well, that's, nobody has a chance. It's just, nobody wants the other shit. Yeah. Everybody wants Heinz. Yeah. But, so some black people hate the smell. Yeah, the smell of it. Yeah. I had a friend, anytime you come around with like ketchup, he like, he

He'd be like, throw up. Maybe it's not a black person's thing. Maybe it's just his ass. Yeah. But, you know, catch up, come around here, throw up. A black person thing is shitting on mayo, though. That's always a thing. I like mayo, too, though. I love mayo. I like white women, so it might have something to do with it. But do you mean mayo is a, I always thought that was crazy. It's a slur. It is a slur. That's what it is.

Like, this is mayonnaise people behavior. I hear that shit. That's nasty. Yeah. But, shit, I remember back in the day in the hood, a motherfucker would just eat a mayonnaise sandwich. You ain't had no bread. I mean, you ain't had no meat or nothing. You was just fucking eating mayonnaise. I ain't never did that shit. That was disgusting. Yeah. But I know some people in the hood. But you do like mayo. Yeah, I love mayo. But like I say, I like white women, so.

with me so i can't count right that is a fair point um um okay this is pivoting away well this is also a white person but have you kept up at all on frankie valley no who's frankie valley so can you i mean i know i heard that name but zilla can you pull the 2020 stuff up first so frankie valley is

is a legendary singer. Yeah. Like from, you know, like Grease, like the Grease movie. Yeah. Yeah. Those songs are all Frankie Valli. And like, he was, I guess a huge act. Right. And the four seasons. Right. Like in, you know, so this is him like during the pandemic. Right. Oh shit. Jamming on Zoom. Yeah. Doing like concerts. That's him in the middle. Yeah. He still got it. Still got it. Frankie still got it. Tango.

This is actually dope, but I think it's kind of fake because I don't see how that shit mixed as good. You know, somebody has some latency or some shit, you know, and this shit would be all off beat. So I know this is fake. And plus it's like nine other people on it. Yeah, this is overdubbed. They just put them. But that's just to give you a little insight into him in, that's 2020. Yeah. All right. So that's a, we're good. That's a pandemic performance. Well, he's back out on the road and there's a theory going on.

that people are forcing him on the road oh and the reason is that ain't a pop-top like a vampire he just doped him up and pushed him on stage and he's not singing you know that's just that's the track playing he did he looks dead

He just got to be like Weekend at Bernie's or some shit. Yeah. He just got them propped up. It feels like Weekend at Bernie's and he's 90. Mm-hmm. And it feels like someone's like, who does he owe money to? Yeah. But I don't know, though. This is kind of like my dream. To be out there? To be able to be that old and still go on stage and do that shit, man. But would you want it to be in that condition? Because it feels like he's barely capable. He needs to be at home. Yeah. For real, you're not blinking? No. One of my favorites.

It's like one of those fucking Chuck E. Cheese motherfuckers. That's like when you go to Chuck E. Cheese and watch them play and shit. It's still not a blink yet. Yeah, it's sad. Yeah. It's sad. But, I mean, the music industry is dirty like that. I wouldn't doubt if he still owes something on that contract. And they're like, hold up, man. You gotta break some bread, man. You're gonna have to do something, man. No, he ain't blink once.

Nah, man, that's a robot. That is a robot. Yeah, I'm not believing that's a real human being out there doing that shit. And I feel like it's a gambling debt. Yeah, a gambling debt. Yeah. Or, like you said, maybe it's a record company. It's in Vegas, too? I don't know where he's doing it. Yeah, if it's in Vegas. He's actually on tour. He's in different places. Yeah, he owes somebody some money. But yeah, that's sad, though. But I will say it is my dream to be.

still be able to do music no matter how old I get or whatever you know yeah I think I would love to be able to do because you see like comics that do it into their yeah because even just like the cure releasing a new album right now and everybody's saying it's real good it's still up to the to the standards of what they always produce so I just you know or even like LL Cool J just releasing that album did he release a new album yeah with Q-tip Q-tip produced it

It's good. That's the thing. You know, that gave me like LL Cool J is the first rapper I ever heard. So to hear him still doing it, you know, that just motivates me to want to keep going. I watched him do the Club Shea Shea interview. Yeah. And he talked a lot of shit. It was kind of excite-

Yeah, no, it was great. I think I've seen, was he on Drink Champs too? Or one of them. But I don't think I've seen the Shay Shay one. I've seen another one. He still has a you cannot fuck with me attitude. Yeah, he's still LL Cool J. Hard as hell. Better anybody, I don't care if you tell. He's still, you can't get that out of him, man. He raps, I mean, and plus is with the hand gestures. You watch his video, he's so aggressive still. Yeah, still, yeah.

But the album was really good. I would say if you, as an LL Cool J fan, it's great in his discography. Oh, then I will definitely check that out. It reminded me of hanging out with Pac-Man this weekend. Oh, yeah. I've seen that. Yeah. Yeah, Pac-Man, real nigga. Like, time hanging with the real niggas now. I talked to him. I was like. Because I know some of his former teammates. And I had asked before. I was like, what's Pac-Man like? And they're like, man, in practice, he is a dog.

Yeah. So I told him. I was like, you know, I was just giving him like props on that. I was like, hey, you know, I know so-and-so. And he said, they tell you, because they tell you I practiced in Air Force Ones, which is insane. That's fucking. In football. Yeah. That's like, you've broken houses before. You can run that fast in Air Force Ones. He's like, I was practicing in Air Force Ones to still slap a motherfucker in the face. That's what he said. You did. You did home invasions. I believe you. Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm scared of anybody that can do anything in Air Force Ones. In Air Force Ones? Here we are. Here's Pac-Man. Yeah. Yeah. Having a good time, man. You got the drip on. Yeah.

He had the Balenciagas like you. I don't have those. But you, yeah. But those are nice. Those are nice. Because I have like, I have the Mickey Mouse boots that's kind of like that. Yes. So I don't, I didn't really want it. I hate having too much of the same shit in my closet. That's what I'm dealing with now. Yeah. So how do you deal with it? You just put shit in storage or, you know. And then, you know, you just.

You know you got a backup pair for something when you need certain shit to go with certain stuff. Yeah. I was just like, okay, I'm going to rock with these. Maybe next year, pull these back out. You will put shit in storage, though? Hell yeah. I got shoes right now. As soon as I get the box, I already know what I'm about to do with these. I can't do that until next year. You got to let certain shit be hype, and everybody have it. So then you got to let them wear it, get raggedy. They forget about it, and you pop back out. They're like, oh, shit. You got the clean pair. That was a thing I learned in high school because some kids –

You know, the day the Jordans come out and you get some kids that, you know, they ain't really got it like that. It's their first pair of Jordans type shit. So they get them and they wear them every day and type shit. So I would just get the Jordans. But then I'd wait like a few weeks and everybody be like, oh, he ain't even get those, he ain't get those. And I'd pop out brand new with them. You know they sold out, so. Sure. Ain't no way I had to get them the day of. So you were on top of the fashion shit early, though. Yeah, I started in middle school. In middle school. Because it also feels like it's...

At that age, there is like a slight, there's a hint of competition going on. Yeah, that's what it is. You ain't even dressing for bitches. It's just for the other niggas in your class. You're like, hold up. You see this? You ain't got this. You ain't even think about no girls back then. You just dressing to be cool in front of other motherfuckers, which is corny because we used to have like fashion crews. Really? Yeah, and you beef with the other fashion crew. You joking on them. They wearing each other clothes and shit. Were you in the era of starter jackets? Yeah. Yeah.

I had a lot of starter jackets. But they came back, I want to say, like around cool kids time. Yeah. So they had came back. So I was getting a lot of starter shit. But I remember it was exploded at one point. Yeah, it was dangerous. You wore a starter, yeah. It was in the 90s. You wore a starter. Motherfucker was robbing you back then. Yeah. So many people got killed over starter coats and shit. It's crazy. Starter coat and Jordans, you was asking for it. Yeah.

And then, well, you were in Detroit. Mm-hmm. Because, like, we were in Milwaukee when, but it was all. But, you know, it was great winter coats. Great winter coats, yeah. But it was Jordans and then Bulls starter jackets. Yeah, it was Bulls, Duke Blue Doubles, and I would say the San Jose Sharks and the Charlotte Hornets. You were one of them. You was asking for trouble. Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, Cowboys, too. That star on the back, you was going to get it. Fuck.

For real. Do you know this clip? Because this one we laughed at so motherfucking hard. What they say, I'm trying to, move your head, I'm trying to pronounce it. They say fuck. Hold on. I'm trying to sound it out. But you're not sounding it right. Fuck. No, no, no. Say uncle. They don't say uncle. They say fuck. It rhymes with uncle. Funko. Fuck.

Hold on. Everybody got an uncle like that in their family. That's what I think of. And he knows that he's winding them up, which is the best part. Everybody got a funny-ass uncle. No, no, fuck it. Don't say nothing. Now you got me saying it because I'm getting pissed off. You're saying the fucking wrong. Saying the fucking word wrong. It all said about no fuck or nothing. It said, it said, You know, he drink them cheap 40s, be drunk as hell by the night, falling asleep and shit. You can't say it. Don't say it. With one sock on. I know these uncles, man. You're pissing me off. Yeah. Say something to your damn mouth.

Where the fuck you get that shirt from, man?

That's like one of those food drive shirts where they throw them in the bins and shit. It's like a thrift store shirt for sure. They throw them shit to the bins. And you know it's his favorite shirt. He loves this shirt. He just got it. He thinks it's the best because he's a fun uncle. He also, his nephew straight up tortured him on another video where he got him. Everyone should seek out a fallout shelter as soon as possible. I already know where this is going. Fallout is a byproduct of nuclear attacks and

a nuclear attack video. We gotta go to war now. Oh my

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oh he knew the whole time no he told him he told him okay okay he told him in the basement that was great that was like fuck better than anything fucking saturday night live i know it's fucking amazing yeah man they need to keep that shit going he knows how to wind that dude up it's amazing yeah everybody like i say everybody got an uncle like this you play with in your family man yeah my uncle was fucking crazy his ass be fucking nodding out off heroin and shit we used to fucking push him down the stairs and all type of shit

She used to be hilarious. I mean, I was a kid, though. He'd be nodding out somewhere, and you'd just push his ass over. You ever see somebody nodding off, standing up? It's the funniest shit in the world. You just give him a little nudge. I knew a straight... I mean, looking back, I should say, I kind of knew then, a straight-up bully in college who would just bully his roommate. And I would just...

just witness it like so I would go across the hall and he was like he would make he would make like late night shit like nachos and cheat you know college sounded like jail nah god damn I know he was like it was like so he would have like the good snacks and you're like yo man and then he would play death metal but

Full volume. So I was like, how can he sleep? And he'd go, fuck him. Oh, yeah. And that kid would just put covers over his head and be able to fall asleep, which I couldn't understand because there's no way I could sleep in that. And then he would go, hey, you want to see something? I was like, yeah, what? He would put brass knuckles on.

And then while the guy was asleep, punch him like in the ass. Oh, shit. So the guy would wake up out of bed. Yeah, that's jail shit. All that sound like jail shit. It's jail shit, right? Yeah. And I would be horrified, but also could not stop laughing. Yeah. Fuck that, man. Yeah. You had to stab that motherfucker. You take a fork out the cafeteria or something, man. Yeah. Yeah.

He was a fucking bully, dude. He was a bully. Especially if a motherfucker sleep around you. I'll fucking throw a pot of coffee on his ass or something. Right? Yeah, you got to revert to jail tactics, man. Have you, like, followed... Do you know anything about this guy Will Blunderfeld? Mm-mm. So here's another one I wanted to show you, get your opinion on. This dude is like a...

You know there's like these male workshops now for people? Like they just try to like... Like dating coaches kind of shit? Kind of. It's more like... Or like to make you be an alpha male. Yeah. That type of motherfuckers. Masculinity. But he does this kind of stuff. So a lot of males are into biohacking. You know, buy all the supplements. Very expensive supplements. Yet they never have seen their bros naked. They've never worked out naked. They've never played naked ultimate frisbee. They've never done naked wrestling before.

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Yeah, he's just a nasty, freaky motherfucker trying to disguise it with some fucking scientific shit. Yeah. But I already know a predatory motherfucker when I see it. Type nigga be working out. He be like, yeah, just whip your dong out, bro. Like, hold up, what the?

all I got to do with this workout. I mean, like, because it also is disguised in all these... No, he got punched in the face before. Somebody was like, hold up, man. Get up off my balls. Yeah. He always has some kind of knowledge that adds to it, so you're like, you get... No, he ain't fooling me. I ain't falling for that shit. Yeah.

That's how he gets you. Piss. Yeah, I already knew it. That's what I'm saying. You're a freaky nasty motherfucker. I already knew. You just try to disguise it or something. You just be straight up, man. He's like, yeah, this is just how you get healthy. No, no, he's just nasty. You're freaky. God damn. Yeah.

Everything that's bad for us. He liked it too. He ain't squinting or nothing. Just taking raw piss to the face. It's crazy right now. It means he's good.

Yeah, he's just nasty, man. I already know what's up. He's just freaky, man. He can't fool me with that mumbo jumbo. Shut the fuck up, man. He's also doing naked hugging rituals, and he says you should lick each other's nipples like you and your friends. Yeah, he...

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Say my name, say my name. All right. This is the Beyonce, baby. Look how lovely, look how nice, look how pretty. Oh, yeah, y'all had him up here. Yeah, yeah. How nice, so I'm going to put these strawberries in. When I tell you that's going to be taste, that flavor of love is going to be something special. Now, I bet he makes some fire shit, though. Fancy. Yes, indeed. I already could tell. That is for the ladies. He loves what he does. He definitely loves what he does. He does a lot of strawberries, and a lot of times strawberries in...

I've never seen that before. I can't say I'm much of a strawberry guy. Then there's like a lot of store-bought stuff. Oh, yes.

Oh, so he pump faking? This is hilarious. Exactly. So that's like a little cake from Walmart. He just decorated it. Oh, shit. I fuck with Cubs. I fuck with them. I see the vision. You see it now. Yeah. And that's just blueberries on a plate, bro. So he just decorating food. That's what he doing. Yeah.

Oh, man. He ain't shit. God damn. I'll be mad as hell fucking with Fancy Shed. Hold up, man. You got this from the HEB. This ain't it.

Goddamn, dude. How about this shit right here, bro? What is that? Is that a rib? Some lamb chops in that moment? Yeah.

He said you ain't never seen some shit like this. It's strawberries and a lamb chop. Oh, how nice. I cooked that lamb to perfection. When I tell you that's beautiful, delicious, that's so delicioso. I want you to dial my number. I want you to dial it now. 570-604-3868. Look how nice. Oh, I thought he's got the lamb chops out the refrigerator. They're sitting there for a minute. It's fucking insane, bro. Ah!

I don't know what the fuck he got going on right now. I don't know. Look how sexy, look how beautiful, look how nice. The chef presents to you his pink, red rose petal dessert, fresh fruit with a splash of champagne. I mean, that ain't shit. That's crazy right there. That's crazy, bro. And my favorite is that he constantly says, book me, right? Like, call me, book me, and then you see, like, how he handles a call. About 12 people this evening. Okay, where you located?

I'm located in Atlanta, Georgia. Okay, I'm all booked up. He's like, I'm done. I already know what this is, man. He got his food stamps and he was like, fuck that, I'm about to flip this shit. Really? I'm about to figure out a way to flip these food stamps. As soon as he got approved, he got his EBT card. He's like, I'm about to be a chef. I'm about like a chef's uniform. Yeah, he got his EBT card.

I mean, you got to respect the hustle. Oh, he definitely hustles, man. He definitely hustles. 570-604-3868. 702-742-1784. 516-713-9493. Book me. And book me now. Mansions, castles, yachts, penthouses. Yeah, this will only work on white people. Yeah.

- Black people, we'd be like, "Hold up, man. This nigga out here fooling us." He got cussed out. For real. Somebody auntie, they would've knew off rip. For real, this some bullshit. You bring around them aunties and grandmas, they gonna be like, "Hold up, he ain't doing shit." I already know. - They would call him out if he-- - Yeah, black women would go crazy.

How do you know if you're autistic or not? I mean, like, I read some of the stuff they say that autism... What is up with his eyebrows? These tattooed brows. Oh, okay. But I don't think I'm autistic. Uh, I don't know. No, he...

I don't know a crackhead I don't think he's autistic but I do think yeah there's some crack going on his brain is melted like people that could smoke crack in 2025 2024 like this generation like crackheads it's gonna be some next level it's gonna be other level yeah because it's like now they wanting to like fentanyl type you know they done got it they done got their tolerance adjusted to when you'd be so scared to run into fentanyl right now hell yeah that's why I stopped

with everything I was doing you know yeah it's you know too many people dying from that shit man yeah left and right yeah oh speaking of mayo are you having a good day huh yeah that's the mayo right there okay oh oh yeah oh no yeah she just oh oh oh I know that head is fire

She sucking mayonnaise through a straw. She gonna tap me out. Y'all know what this video is about. This ain't had nothing to do with nothing. But hold up. I got these jaws for your balls. Damn, bitch.

Yeah, that was a great way to flirt. Drain your bag with my mayo drinking video? If I had to say this bitch doing this in public, I just had to leave. Yeah, right? Like, oh, man, this is getting too horny in here. She's cute. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is a mating call. Yeah. This is for all the brothers out there. We knew what this was. The white dudes probably didn't pick up on it, but the brothers was like, oh, shit. This bitch sucking mayonnaise through a straw. Yeah.

I know that's the sloppy topic. For real. I've never been so turnt on in my life. Oh, man. So back to, because I was at that Tyson fight. Oh, yeah. Did you watch it? Yeah, I watched that shit. What did you think? It looked like somebody unplugged my controller. Yeah. He was glitching and all type of shit. It was like when you play video games with your little brother or something. Yeah.

And there was so much anticipation. Yeah. And he don't know how to play and shit. You're like, I'm going to fuck you up. You let him have a little fun, a little bit. Then you just started dropping bombs on him. But yeah, man, it was, I fell asleep during, I fell asleep.

to be honest. I thought, I seen like maybe the first and second round and I woke up. I woke up, Mike Tyson had his booty cheeks out. I was like, oh, this shit is crazy. I thought I was in a fever dream or something like, man, let me take my ass to bed. It felt like there was an arrangement once you, once you were watching it. Oh, I mean, I'm happy you might got his, got his bag, but yeah, it was, yeah, it was, he was glitching. He was,

It was like he had latency issues when you play with people online and shit. They should be freezing. You're like, hold up, man. But yeah, I'm happy Mike got some money, man. Because I think the main thing I saw from it, because he did an interview and he was like, you know, my kids...

You know, like they don't know who I am, but my kids going to know after this fight. And I took that as saying, like, you know, we know Mike had fucked up a lot of money and type shit like that. And he probably think about that shit for his kids and shit. And be like, you know, I don't know. You know, Mike ain't probably got too much time. You know, who knows? You know, and he want to leave something back for his kids. So he's like, I'm going to hold him down, you know? Yeah. Because he's a motherfucker, had tigers and all type of coke head parties and shit. He blew a lot of shit, you know? There was one time he said when he got out of jail.

That he was talking to his car guy. Mm-hmm. And he was like, yeah, let me get seven Bentleys. Yeah. But it was seven. They say you should just give away cars. Just give people shit. He got seven of the same color, same model. Mm-hmm.

Shit like that. Yeah. You could run through a lot of money doing that. Just blowing money, man. Yeah. So, yeah, I feel like he was looking at it like, fuck it, I'm doing this for my kids to be able to drop a bag. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but the fight was, well, it wasn't really a fight. I don't think it worked out for how Jake Paul thought it would be, you know? Yeah. I mean, I feel like people just like, I mean, I'm over it. I mean, thank God it was free on Netflix. I guess it ain't free when you're paying for Netflix, but.

I ain't buying no goddamn Jake Paul fights no more. He got me a couple times. I'm going to be going on crackstreams.com. He's got to fucking, he's got to just do one where it's, you know, a legit. I mean, he fought the Tommy Fury guy. He got the tips put on him. So I feel like he's just trying to figure it out. He might as well just fight a midget next. Like, fuck it. I'm going to fight a transsexual midget.

That's the only way I'm going to buy a ticket. I bet he'd get you on that one. Yeah, I'd get that shit. Hell yeah, I'd love to see that. You got to do some intergender matches, man. Do you remember years ago when Fergie got blasted for her national anthem performance? Yeah. I mean, she's done so much shit. The cartwheels, the pissing on herself. Yeah. So that was like the least embarrassing to me.

Yeah. To be honest, yeah. But I remember, well, the best was that

She did that, and then, you know Suede, the remix guy? - Yeah, I love that shit. - Yeah, I love it too. All his are amazing. He did a Fergie one based on that. - I'm pretty sure I've seen that shit. - And then the Warriors were playing it in the post game and they were all dancing through the locker room. It was amazing. Well, this isn't on the same level 'cause it's not a celebrity, but this is apparently making its rounds

as a terrible national anthem performance at a high school. That's one of them Indian reservation schools.

That's what that is. She's wearing Uggs, bro. I already did the math. She's wearing slippers. She goes, fuck. And then you can hear the audience go, oh, no. They know what they've been signing up for when they got her. She don't ever come to school. She just wear pajamas and shit. Yeah. Show up. They're like, fuck it. She's like, I'm going to do the national anthem. Slippers is just. Yeah, that's on the reservation for sure.

A little kid turned around like, did she say fuck? But I mean, you know, I don't think that dethroned. No, I don't think it did either. No. No. Because Fergie shit, that's like in little school, somebody got a camera. Fergie shit was, everybody saw that shit, you know? Everybody saw that shit. Oh, shit. Motherfreaky motherfucker. Diarrhea test 468, initiate. No, you lying. Oh, you lying. Oh, wow. You lying, pal.

This nigga is hilarious. So you got to find that the Warriors doing the dancing to the suede remix. That was almost like performance art or some shit, man. Wasn't it? Yeah, like what the fuck you got going on? Yeah, I remember this shit. This was mean, though. They ain't have to do this.

Yeah, they was wrong for that, though. This is great, dude. It's dope for the producer to be able to get that into their locker room. That was mean. Because I don't blame Fergie.

I don't blame Fergie. I blame whoever booked that shit. They know what they was getting themselves into. We done seen Fergie so many times do crazy shit on stage, so they knew she crazy. But they also probably, I think when bookers for a national event, like a big sporting event. Yeah, it was the All-Star Game, wasn't it? It might have been the All-Star Game. Yeah, I think it was the All-Star Game. So they don't, but they probably just go, oh, it's a celebrity. You can sing it. God damn it. There ain't so many people who fucking sing, man. The big

Fergie, man, that was like, hold up, man. We got to work out the budget. And I think I remember, isn't she married to a celebrity? I don't know. Or was, was because that dude got super pissed at, at least at the basketball place. I mean, they didn't have to do that. Yeah. Josh, Josh was pissed. He was pissed, dude.

He got real pissed at, I forget, it was one of the NBA players who talked shit. Probably Draymond. I think Draymond was the one laughing on camera. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he started laughing in the lineup and shit. But, yeah, that's... Yeah. They was mean. Oh, Draymond, you nailed it, dude. Yeah, you know, Draymond always did some shit. Yeah, you totally nailed it. Mm-hmm. Calls her a prick for laughing at her. Yeah.

But I feel like they knew what they was getting into. They could have got somebody else. Let's play some basketball. Yeah. They could have got somebody else. They know Fergie a little crazy. Fergie's dope, though, man. But she is wild. She feels the music. She let the music take her soul. But yeah, oh, this nigga shitting again with the MeUndies on. Goddamn. It's the MeUndies ad. Got me hot. Yeah.

Oh, he pissin' With the stone face too Who is he doing this for? What is the core audience? I don't know, but then he has shit like this on his page Oh yeah, we gotta lock him up Yeah

He got to go to jail, man. Because he going to do something. He going to do something, man. He's shitting and he's pretending to be a slave owner. I guess it's some psychosis. Yeah. There's something else going on there, man. But yeah, the fucking... Yeah, I just don't understand what he hopes to get out of this. I don't know either. I think it's... Is it like some illusions of grandeur? He's just like...

Some bitch will see this and be like, oh shit, this nigga hot. My theory on this is that anything that you do performance-wise like this in any way is always like some chick, for a straight guy, hopefully some chick will just find this attractive. Yeah, because...

Lock him up. Just lock him up, man. But he'll be on a special flow. You take him to jail, he got to go where the crazy's at. He'll be throwing piss at the security guards and shit, at the COs and all that shit, man. So yeah, he can't even hang in gen pop with us. We'll beat his ass. But do you think it's... Is it...

Is it considered a bummer to be on that wing? Hell yeah. Yeah. The motherfuckers up there going crazy. I mean, you get the good meds. They're going to dope you up and shit, but motherfuckers throwing shit everywhere and just not showering and just you with the nasty shit. You don't want to be there. You want to be a gem pop. Yeah. Hell yeah. But if you're a weirdo, you don't want to be in gem pop, right? Like they might want to be too. I mean, they don't get, they don't get to come out. Like you ain't got, you just in that motherfucker just fucked up, man. Yeah.

And motherfuckers screaming, yelling, beating on shit, you know? I think the yelling would be the break. Yeah, you ain't getting no good night of sleep. That's for sure. Because somebody's just so crazy. Yeah, but that's why they dope them up. So you might do. They're going to give you some meds and shit. Them type of motherfuckers be fucking, oh man, the crazy shit is in jail now. They making Glock Dukies. What? A Glock Dukie.

What are you talking about? You take a water bottle and then you just fill it up with piss, shit, sperm, with any kind of fucking body fluid you can and you just let it sit and you just let it chill in your room and shit. Anytime you got some beef, you pull it out and you just spray a motherfucker with that shit. It's so many videos you could just watch of motherfuckers fighting with the Glock Dukies and they say this shit is crazy. It'll clear the whole flow once that shit gets sprayed. Oh, dude. So somebody spray you in the face. You ain't fighting no more. They just spraying Glock Dukies at each other. Oh. Ha ha ha ha.

this just ruined my day yeah the glock dookie imagine somebody hit you with the glock dookie man your whole week fucked up i promise i'm not getting you a glock dookie the glock dookie worse than the real good i'd rather let a nigga shoot me than hit me with the glock dookie same please put three in me yes not the glock dookie that shit and then it's like you know bacteria and all that shit you're gonna get sick some rashes or something you know oh fuck man

This is supposed to be real. This is real. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. I go to David's Pizza.

Yeah, when I see shit like this, it just makes me jealous, Connor, because I just know how good the coke was in the 80s. But doesn't this have, I feel like there's some fun Danny Brown appreciative art to this video, too. Yeah, he on coke.

It's the coke, but also it's the style choices of how the video is cut. Yeah. No, that's the 80s, man. Yeah. That's what that is. That's the drip. I'm actually want to do more shit. Guess when this video debuted? When? 2012. Oh, yeah. Okay. But they knew what they were doing. Yeah. That hairline is crazy, though.

You show up at the barbershop with that shit, man. They just going to start doing fucking math. Like, hold up, man. Doing architecture with that shit. How do we get this shit back? Get blueprints and all that type of shit out, man. That's what made me think it was the 80s because ain't nobody know. I have a hairline like that. Yeah, that's fucked up. That's when you just got to embrace the stardy. That's when you got to be like, yeah, it's over with.

For real. Black men, we care about our hairlines. Hairlines are big. Yeah, that's why I'm letting my shit grow back now, man. I've been going to too many different barbers, man, and they've been fucking me up. I ain't saying they've been fucking me up, but that's why you got to stick with the same barber so he can know what he did. How long are you going to go right now? I mean, really, to be honest, I'm not worrying about no vanity shit. I'm not buying no clothes. I'm not getting my hair done. I'm not getting my nails done. Nothing until my album's done.

So yeah, I'm putting music over vanity right now. So are you... Yeah, Glock Dookie in prison. Here we go. I love these videos.

block dookie in action on prison guard a block dookie is a contraption made of spit cum shit piss blood rotten food etc i wouldn't want to be on the other end yeah you're gonna get sick holy shit and you get sick hitting that that shit gonna fuck you up that's gonna really fuck you up oh my god dookie

- No, it's worse, the funniest ones when you see two prisoners and they both, each of them got one. - Yeah. - And they just, it's almost like the okay, it's like the old corral type shit. - Yeah, yeah. - That motherfucker. - Quick draw. - They ain't even trying to throw hands, they just trying to Glock-Dookie each other. - This is making me sick just thinking about it. It's so nasty, dude. - Yeah, kids stay away from jail, man. Don't do no crimes 'cause there's Glock-Dookies in there. - Get back! - Nice. - This is self-protection. - Oh, you're gonna whoop your ass.

Good. Yeah, you're getting your ass whooped. Yeah, that doesn't work on anybody. No, that's getting your ass whooped. That reminds me, like, when I was a kid, I used to love Michael Jackson so much, and I got caught up in that Beat It, I mean, not Beat It, but the Bad video. Yeah. And I thought I was Michael Jackson in Bad on the playground. The motherfuckers was trying to fight me and shit. And I went for the scream, ah!

I went for that move and he just punched me in my motherfucking mouth. I'm like, oh shit, this ain't happening in a bad video. That's when I started to stop daydreaming so much. Yeah, you need like a, everybody needs like a reality check on something. Yeah, I literally got my reality check that day.

Sports will do that too. When you think you're like, I'm pretty nice. Oh yeah. Then you go to fucking summer camp or some shit where all the good players is at. You're like, oh, I ain't shit. For real. I thought I was good at basketball as a kid. Then I was like, hold up. We went, we had a tryout.

And I went to the tryouts and shit. These motherfuckers was dunking already and shit. I'm like, man, we only 13. Well, we were at the Milwaukee middle school that we were at. It's like, yeah, you know, like you're playing, you're on the team. Like, it was pretty good. Then we went to the high school, you know, just the bump up to the big high school. And we went off season. It was football season, but we went to the basketball team.

the gym and there's a pickup game going and they were like, Oh yeah, this kid here is a sophomore. And he did the, he cupped it and did a side. Oh yeah. It's over. Like, Oh shit. Yeah. It's over. He's a year older than us. Whereas this is fucking done. Yeah. I gave up my hoop dreams before high school. I already knew. I was like, I'm trash.

- Unbelievable. - I mean, you know it. As a black guy, you know when you suck at basketball. You just gotta just give it up. - Automatic. - 'Cause I would hurt myself every game. It don't even matter what happens. Some type of way, you know, the worst is fucking trying to catch a pass and your fucking fingers get jammed. All that shit, man. - Oh yeah, that shit was the most painful. - Yeah, that shit's terrible. - And I also saw a fat black guy named Afuma

who was like he had African parents. He had a big belly hanging over and he did a 360. Oh, shit. We were like, yeah.

Yeah, nothing worse than when you're in high school and there's a guy like 5'6 or something and he can just dunk and you're like, oh, shit. Because I've been 6 feet since I was in 8th grade. Oh, really? Yeah. So you thought maybe I'm going to be like that. Yeah. I thought I was going to, you know, I didn't know. So I was like, yeah. And I love basketball. I still got hoop dreams to this day, but I'm trash. Do you like going to games? Hell yeah. I had season tickets for the Pistons one year. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's the Pistons. We lost every game. I'd be home before the fucking game was over with.

I was leaving at halftime every fucking game. I just think the NBA does it right. Like for live...

big time sporting event. It's one of the best things they put, like an NBA game is a fun fucking thing. Yeah, and I used to have one of the booth shits. Oh yeah? Yeah, and they used to have the free food in there. So I would just go, I would go during shoot around. I'd be full as hell by the time the fucking first quarter started. Then they'd bring out pizza during halftime. I'd eat the pizza at halftime, the Little Caesars, then I'd bounce. Do you see that viral meme that went around about the people that ordered

um pizza and wings at a at a vip box did you see this is on all it was on all the social media things of this uh yeah that's the it's the first thing that came up no no there so they were an allegiant at the vip box in vegas and they ordered pizza and those wings and it was 653 oh fuck no yeah

Yeah, and that's trash, too. That ain't even the fire pizza. If you scroll, I think you'll see the... But it's Vegas. You know they're always taxing you. Yeah, he put the receipt there. Oh, for the... Yeah. That was for college, though? I don't know where that is. They said Running Rebels beat San Diego State. There it is. At a college game? $300 for the pepperoni pizza, $190 for the chicken tenders, $112 for an administrative charge, and $50 for sales tax. That was before tip. Yeah. Yeah.

See, that's when you're just stunting. You know what I'm saying, motherfucker? They see you eating pizza and shit, and they're like, oh, shit, this nigga done bought the $300 pizza? This nigga rich. That's how you get bitches at the college game. Yeah, that's insane, bro. Yeah, that's crazy. I wouldn't have did that. Hey, man, take care, man. You want a race? Hell nah. The cop's right there, man. Damn. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Damn. Yeah.

He didn't even look where he was going. Yeah, that was great. That was awesome. That was great that they was able to get that on camera or something like that, man. He must be the crash out in the hood. He's 70. They do 70. Oh, yeah. He ain't got no business driving. Yeah. That's what that is. Oh, my God. He crashed. The fact that they was able to get that shit on camera is hilarious because there ain't no way you can fake that shit. No. No, that's for real. Fuck around and blow the whole hood up with that shit. All right. I'm going to take a quick piss break. I'll be right back.

We are back. So I have one of my favorite things is to show videos and you tell me whether you think this is horrible and not cool or hilarious. Okay. And I feel like you would be a great barometer for this. All right. This one. I've never seen any of these, so I'll be with you on this. Oh, shoot. I already know where this will go. Oh, shit.

That's how people die. Oh, you probably did. Yeah, that's horrible. Yeah. I want to laugh at that, but that's the type of shit that scared me. That's why I don't like doing no fucking, I don't do none of that white people hiking. Yeah. No shit like that. Yeah. Because I feel like this is the kind of shit that happened to you, man. You got to wear those toe shoes. White people do love hikes. Yeah. Yeah.

I ain't with it. I remember moving to LA and LA has this real... Runyon and all that shit. Has like the hype culture. It's like a culture. It's also a date. People want to go on a hike. That's how you would ask somebody out. Until you find some dudes in the trails jacking off and shit. And then you're like, oh shit, I ain't come here for this. And it's always white people though. Yeah. Very rarely did you find a non-white on the... I know some homies that hike and shit, but that's like...

That's almost like they think Like they go travel Just to go to ill hiking spots And shit like that Yeah I guess that's pretty cool That's alright yeah Yeah Cause that mean you into like nature And you wanna see sceneries And shit like that Sure I just don't give a fuck

- There's also like, I mean, it's just funny 'cause LA is a, you know, it's this huge city and I don't think most people think of LA and think a hike. You go to like Colorado or something, you're like, oh, okay, this is trails. - Also, it's pretty much like an easy way to work out though, right? - Yeah, totally, it's great for you. It's definitely good for you. - Walk with a bitch, breathing heavy, talking, trying to run game and shit, like, that ain't no swag.

And also, to be fair, because I remember Christina telling me this. The first thing I ever did was ask her out on a hike. This was 20 years ago. And she said no, and then we just hung up. I was like, oh.

And she told me later, she goes, no woman wants to go on a hike as a first date because you're sweating and you don't feel cute. Yeah. Like your makeup's running, you just feel smelly. Does that make sense? Yeah, I was like, yeah, that totally makes sense. This lady, by the way, it was reported no major injuries from this. Oh, lucky bitch. Lucky. Very lucky. Yeah, that shit scares me, though. I don't like heights and balconies and shit. I don't do none of that shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

The bitch came home too early, huh? That's what that is. She had to get up out of there. That looked like when she hit the tree that that fucked her up. Yeah, definitely did.

This woman was running from the cops after being reported for behaving under the influence of drugs. Yeah, obviously. She did not suffer any serious injuries, received treatment at the scene before being taken to the hospital. She was released from the hospital and only sustained bruises. I mean, that way, the way she hit that tree, you could have told me that her spine snapped. I mean, she lucky that fucking power line ain't snapped. No shit, bro. She could have fucking been dead. This bitch thinks she's Spider-Man. Look how she hits this tree.

Bam! I mean, her neck landed on that. Yeah, she could have died. None of these are funny today, Tom. I know. Point at them. None of these are funny today, man. This is horrible. All right, let's see this one. Okay, that's a good time. Oh, just missed the back.

See, I don't know if these people are living. See, this wouldn't be funny if he lived, you know, but... It is funny that he just missed the bag, though. The head bounced. Because look, it's right there. Yeah, because anytime you're doing dumb shit like that, you know, stupid people play games, you know, win stupid prizes type shit. So, yeah, he deserved it. Okay, he sustained...

Concussion for sure. Injuries to the arm, shoulder, and neck. Yeah. Had to have a concussion, man. This was in Jing Province, China. He just missed that back, dude. Like, I don't know what pops into someone's mind, but like, I want to be a tightrope walker. Yeah. That shit look cool. It looks fucking terrible. Ooh.

He wasn't even walking. He was jogging. Oh, yeah. Again, that one's not so funny. So you mean to tell me your basketball fall was worse than that? Injury-wise? Yeah. I think so. That's crazy. I know. I know. I know. That's so much further. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, he may have been able to sit up after this. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't understand it. I don't either. All right, there's one more. And let's just pray and hope that this one is hilarious. We're counting on you guys. Oh, shit. It's like a snuff film. That's what I thought was going on. Yeah, that's funny. Because that'd be stupid, you know? That was pretty funny. She claims she didn't know where the tracks were in use. What about when the train was pulling up? That's why she thought it was safe to take photos.

She is fine. The train passed by before she even noticed. What? This is one of the dumbest summaries I've ever read. Yeah, this is drunk. How do you not, like, you don't see the train coming up? She's like, I didn't know this was in use. Knocked her out of her Birkenstocks. That was just dumb ass good. I think she was too shocked by the whole thing. Trying to be cute. Well, it's in use right there.

Oh my God. Yeah. Trying to be cute. That's what you get. Yeah, man. Social media will kill you. That'll kill you. Trying to get a TikTok. Yeah. Trying to get a TikTok, get your fucking shit rocked. Yeah. That's. Goddamn. I'm just talking in rhymes all day. I'm ready to rap. I mean, you're ready, man. I'm down to it. Do you go with like, do you ever, do you approach albums with themes or just like, cause people ask me this for standup. They're like,

uh like when they go what's this hour about like a collection of just bits and they're like yeah but what's it about I'm like what are you talking about but I feel like with music sometimes you can go into it with like this is a theme no um

I let it find its way. I don't just come up with it off top. I just record some songs. Yeah. And then when I'm starting to see a direction that it can go in some type of way, then I started recording for that. Oh, you do? Mm-hmm. Is there one for this album? Yeah. You won't say? No. Okay. Yeah, because I got too much. I'm at that phase now with it where I'm, you know, when you're almost done and then you, because I love it, but I'm like, ah.

maybe I got to do this. Yeah. You know, it's starting to second guess yourself. So I just getting out of my head with it, but I listened to it all the fucking time and I'm happy with it, but I'm just still now I'm at that. Like, am I, is this right? Is it, you know, but I'm excited. So do you do go through the thing of like, uh,

moments of doubt. Yeah. Hell yeah. And do you, do you also do the thing where you go, this is shit. And then you listen to it again and you're like, this is actually pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Always. But I think, um, the one thing that's been giving me confidence is that I've been working with so many different people. So every time I work with somebody, I played them the full project so I can get their opinion on it. And everybody's just been going crazy. Really? So that's great. No, that's a good thing. That's great. Um, have you seen anything good lately? Movie wise? Um,

TV wise I haven't Like I said I've been watching shit Or doing shit Or doing Yeah Literally just been working On this fucking album man I've been fucking You're focused You're locked in I'm watching I mean of course I watch like some dumb YouTube shit every night Yeah But not for the most part I can't say I've watched anything I mean I did I did like the Penguin though

I watched The Penguin. I liked that. The series? Yeah. Colin Farrell's fucking everyone. I finished it when I was on tour and shit, and then the last episode came out. I didn't finish the whole episode. That's the last thing I was probably into was The Penguin. I feel like he's made one of the most interesting pivots

for an actor in their career in the last, now it's like in the last decade. Yeah, I didn't even know that was his ass. I just ended up seeing like maybe because, you know, algorithm shit. It's so fascinating that he went from these leading man roles that are kind of like, well, it could be this guy, it could be this other actor. It's just like leading man to like all this interesting character work. And he's fucking really good. Laying down that legacy. That's what he's doing. Yeah. But like it's no longer, hey, you're the,

you're the handsome lead which is like a it's a type you can fall into like i'm this now he's doing like all these and every time i see him pop up even in a small role in a movie he's fantastic yeah i watched uh wolf's last night the clooney pitt movie that came out okay it's fucking pretty good man i mean that's kind of shit like i save shit for planes and shit that's like fun so i feel like i'll probably watch something like that on the plane the thing is it has a great pace to it and every time like

something is resolved, and you're like, oh, I guess, like, what are they going to do now? They throw them into, like, new chaos. But it had a really fun rhythm to it. Yeah. Good movie. Yeah, but I can't... Yeah, I'm really lost. I mean, I'm glad the NBA season started, so I do put a game on in the background type shit, but I haven't been watching anything. I did get to go to a Laker game last week. Oh, really? Yeah, it was really fun. Did they win? They've been pretty good this year. They did. They beat the...

Grizzlies. Oh, yeah, I've seen that game. I was so excited. When we first got tickets, or I got invited, I was like, oh, we're going to see John. Yeah, he didn't play. He didn't play. Yeah, they're starting to have a rivalry, too, so that was a good game to go to. The thing I couldn't help think about was, like, you know, in the moment I found out he wasn't playing, you're like, ah, shit. But I think about, like, how many kids are like, I'm going to see. Yeah, no, that happens a lot. Yeah. That's like a thing. That's a thing, and they just have to be like,

like devastating. They think they're going to see him play a lot. Especially fucking Laker tickets. Them shits are super expensive. You might get lucky to be able to go to one game a year type shit. That's the one you pick. That's why the NBA, they've been having a lot of problems with that. And then the ratings are super low this year. Are they? Yeah, it's really bad. But they feel like it's probably been like, because, you know, the election time and so much shit been going on. People ain't really been focusing on sports right now. But hopefully the middle of the season, they'll pick back up. How do you feel about the election? I can't tell you. To be honest, I ain't paid no attention.

no attention to none of that shit. You know what happened though, right? Yeah, Trump won. I mean, but I didn't, I can't say I was following it or nothing. I'm sorry. I'm just not that kind of guy. I know. I was way less. I was playing fucking metaphor defantasio. I was way, way less invested in it than the previous few elections where I was like, oh, like watching it so close. I was very like,

yeah i just didn't care yeah i just like this it is what it is i also felt like being too invested was a mistake yeah i hate those motherfuckers i was invested i'm saying you know whatever four years ago and eight years ago and and 12 years but like i was like oh every time i feel invested in this i feel like it's taking too much out of me so i need to not invest as much the worst is the people that's just still talking about it it's like it's happened it's over why are you talking about this shit every day

He won. It's over. It's over. But they still, it's like they talking points. Go back to your life. Yeah. Yeah. It's over. I can't be like fully dialed in the politics, man. No. All you do is stress yourself out.

Here's one last one, let's see if this is fun. This is not a horrible hilarious, it's just a video. Let's see what it is. Oh shit. I did one of those. Sober, sobriety, that's why. And buy all your merch. Let's go guys.

Fucking French motherfuckers, man. That's all it is, dude.

God damn, man. Something so simple and basic, it really does entertain me so much. Yeah. To throw that and then just... You can do shit like that out there. They ain't got guns. You know what I'm saying? You can't play them pranks in America. No, you really can't. No, fuck no. Especially not in Texas. And not when I get you that fucking gun. Oh, no, man. That's coming soon, man. Hell yeah. I'm ready. Book, book, book, book. All right. So as soon as it arrives, what we should do is why don't we actually...

Why don't we make arrangements that day to get it from, we'll meet at a gun range. Okay. That sounds good. So we can actually take it for a spin. Hell yeah. That's great. I'm down with that. All right, cool. Danny Brown, thank you for coming. Thank you so much for having me. It's always a blast. Love seeing you. You're so fucking funny. And don't forget to check out the Danny Brown Show every Friday on the YMH YouTube channel and

pretty soon we'll have a new Danny Brown album. Hell yeah. Which you'll then tour after that too, right? Yeah. Hell yeah. That's the goal. That's the goal. All right. Thanks, Danny Brown. Thank you guys for watching and listening. We'll see you soon. ... ... ... ... ... ...

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