cover of episode Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

2025/4/9
logo of podcast Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Christina recounts her first colonoscopy experience, detailing the preparation, procedure, and unexpected 'double stream magic'—a simultaneous release of water and urine. The discussion emphasizes the importance of preventative colonoscopies.
  • Christina undergoes her first colonoscopy.
  • The preparation involves drinking a solution that causes extensive bowel movements.
  • The procedure itself is described as painless and brief.
  • The experience leads to the discovery of "double stream magic", the simultaneous release of water and urine.
  • The importance of preventative colonoscopies and early detection of GI issues is highlighted.

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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting.

Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering.

Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City.

Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 805

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy

00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits

00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts

00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence

00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted

00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults

00:42:43 - Tony Johns

00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security

00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:53:00 - Spring Jackets

00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger

01:04:49 - Clip: Precious Man-Baby

01:08:01 - Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary

01:09:50 - Tour Dates

01:10:44 - Glove Actually

01:13:33 - Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot

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