Double Soul Shaman w/ Josh Potter & Will Blunderfield | Your Mom's House Ep. 750
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This is the right place to be. Welcome to your mom's house. It's another fun episode. Today's episode has us.

literally shaking we're so excited i couldn't sleep last night i woke up at one in the morning just in anticipation of what's about to happen people are coming in that we can't even i mean uh we have a double soul shaman coming in that's that and our old buddy elementary josh potter's gonna be here oh it's such a good day it's such a big day two guys that talk about their cocks a lot

Well, I'm curious about the double soul shaman. I have so many questions for him and how he got started and how it's going. Everything. There's just nothing but questions. Real quick to plug this. I'm going to be tonight. I am in St. Augustine. There is a show in a few days, but that show sold out. So we added one at the St. Augustine amphitheater. That's tonight, March 13th. And tomorrow, March,

Orlando, Orlando, Florida. I will be at the Kia Center. That is tomorrow, March 14th. And we released extra tickets. Salt Lake City, April 4th at the Delta Center. April 12th at Bridgestone Arena.

April 13th at Spectrum Center in Charlotte. Bridgestone is in Nashville, of course. And then April 14th, Raleigh at the PNC Arena. Those tickets are all on sale at TomSagura.com slash tour. You said all those cities incorrectly. Chartlake, Titties, Puta. Oh, my bad. What was the other one? Chartlet? Yeah. You didn't say Chartlet. Yeah. Raleigh? Rail me? Rail me? Yeah.

I'd like to plug my shows too. Drew Dark Titties, March 23rd. I've added an early show, not a late show, for the moms. It's a 4 p.m. show on a Saturday. Why? Because I can. I learned that I can. And then in Los Angeles, I'm doing the Masonic Lodge at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. How fun is that? And I added a late show on that one. May 8th. May 8th. Dr. Drew fucks bitches like crazy. That's cool. Ha!

So, we're both doing shows, having fun, big cities. Doing stuff. Oh, buy my lipstick. ChristinaPOnline.com if you haven't already. Thank you to everybody that has. And some big things are coming that lipstick way. You'll see it. You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it. We guarantee it. All right. Let's open the show real quick so we can really get into things. Here we go. I'm excited so much. Huh? What the fuck's taking so long?

I relate to this. I feel it. Pretty cool. That's Josh Potter. Oh, I did the wrong intro. There you go. That was a bonus. That was Josh Potter. Good job.

I kind of like it, though. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura and Christina Pagitsky. Welcome to your mom's house. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Feel it. Go. Good beat. Yeah.

Just shaking with anticipation. I can't control it. Yeah, so quick update. These dad eyes are really becoming dads now. Yeah.

I went yesterday. I had my eyes checked. I don't have BVD. What is BVD? It's butthole vagina disease. And I don't have it. Um, but they did, they did up my prescription. They're like, that's all that's going on. You just need a little stronger. You're just getting older and you're dying and decaying. Yeah. And what they tell you is that everybody, this is the way the doctor said it. She said, everybody's stabilizers, um,

um weaken over time yeah and then there's just kind of comes a time usually where they just kind of plateau like that's where it is you know like they stop getting worse okay so she's like right now they just are getting weaker so then you're going to get worse or and then it's going to start getting worse that's kind of what they say yeah hey that's kind of cool because mine have gotten worse or two yeah on days like this when i'm tired so these are the ones these are actually

The new ones are getting made. We need to send them off to get the... So these are my old ones, but shit. I like the other ones better that you were wearing. The ones you can't find. Yeah, me too. Those are a lot cooler. These are too small because your head's very large. Thank you. And you need larger glasses to accommodate the enormity of your brain size. Thank you. I know. I can't find those anywhere. I know. I'll find them. It's because the seeker hasn't been on it. You need to put me on the case. Yeah.

Listen, I have a Toto washlet update for everybody. I know we've all been on tender hooks wondering when the Toto washlet in our home will be. It's a big deal. The Toto toilet, actually, not just the washlet. I just got an update. Toto has all the information they need. We're waiting on them to schedule someone. I mean, how long is that shit going to take? Well, that's what I'm going to say. How long am I going to be mashing shit into my butt? I hate it so much. I hate it so much. I had to shit to shower today again.

Jesus. It's like the Silver Lake days, Tom. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Enny, how long do you spend at the mall? Oh, me? Mm-hmm. All day, nigga. Very good. Just, you know, me personally. I don't know. Yeah. How long you niggas ball? All day. Enny has this- All day. All day. All day.

We don't say that. All day. And he's got the gift of finding the song. There we go. There we go. That's what I'm talking about. He keeps trying to dare me to say that last bit. All day. Nigga. That's right.

I mean, that's how you say it. Man, ain't that crazy? That was like my fucking second month of working with y'all. You're like, could you do something for me? The way that you said it. You just come in the booth like, I got something to do. I'm like, what is this? You're like, well, why don't you just go to that mic real quick and say something for me.

Hot sauce is the best. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but Ennie's gift is finding these songs and then we go back. Who sings that? Who's Rippity rapping? That's Ye. That is Ye? Yeah, that's Ye. He is at the mall a lot. He loves the mall. He loves the mall. Who doesn't though? It's a fashion, yeah. I will say this. It's a fashion icon. You know, the mall, certain malls are pretty, there's, here's,

Malls have like opposite ends of the spectrum. Potter and I, interestingly enough, were just talking about this really depressing mall. Like when a mall goes under, it is the saddest place to be. But a poppin' mall, it's a fun thing. It's a fun vibe, man. Nothing greater than taking a kiss in a mall. It's very American too, I feel like, to be like, the fucking mall, man. Yeah.

because it's depressing it's just stores it's just commercialism ice cream yeah yeah it's just yeah i remember like every time like cousins would visit they're like all you have is stores and you're like yeah that's us but i think that my my dad liked the mall because this is like in europe you sit down you watch people yeah and he would just sit on a bench and watch the fat people or ugly people walk by if they create the right vibe in there it is a nice experience right and then

Also, if you live in oppressively hot places, you know, it's kind of like, that was like a nice escape in Woodland Hills. Oh, Woodland Hills, best mall. Go to that mall. Topanga Plaza, high value mall, lots of good stuff in there. Yeah, it's nice. I grew up going, I worked in that mall at one point in my life. A lot of history there. I smoked cigarettes in that mall. Yeah. A lot of good stuff.

But then there's a mall here that it is like time traveling to the 90s. Like they even play. Yeah, those are sad. Those are sad malls. But I kind of like it. You guys know which one I'm talking about. You go in there and you're like, dude, this is what it was like. That's actually the step, one step removed from the saddest mall. Because the saddest mall has usually like mostly shut down stores. JCPenney. And they only have like a few stores open. Yeah.

And you're like, this is the only place you can get like a cell phone cover or something. You know what I mean? Like it's got one restaurant. And then there's one massage place called Be Relax. Be Relax. That place is open. Be Relax.

There was So Relax and then there's Be Relax in LA, I remember. Hey, bitches! Yeah. Yeah. What I was going to tell you is I feel like this is what you did to me when I was having my hair done this past weekend. Oh, yeah. You got a little anxious with me because it was taking too long and you're like, hey, bitches. I had some things to do. Let's fucking go. I said, let's fucking go, man. Yeah.

That I didn't know. I didn't know we were on a time crunch. Sorry about that. Stop being scared! That's a good thing to tell people when you're screaming. Stop being scared, you dummy. If you're a big guy and you're yelling at women, tell them, stop being scared!

That always works. It works. It's like we tell someone to calm down. That's always effective. They love hearing that. Yeah, if they're really angry, calm down. But haven't you felt like doing this? I mean, I know you don't get your nails done, but I've wanted to do this several times. Like, what is taking so long? Let's go. It's my turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I've ever... I wouldn't yell at them. No, hey, bitches, do you have fucking time for my hands? But that's how I, inside of my head, I feel that same way. But that's what separates you from this guy, is that it's inside. Everybody's allowed to have inside thoughts. Inside thoughts.

Yeah, acting out on them is real crazy. I know, but that's why I like watching him do it. It's so cool. So yeah, new dad eyes are coming. Cool. Hopefully they change everything. And then that's it. Like, I hope you don't get any worse. Worse her. I don't know. It's only for, I'm farsighted. You're fartsighted. Fartsighted, so I can see distance fine.

But up close and screens and shit. You know, the doctor said her theory was that people are experiencing this. She's like, I don't think we were designed to just stare at screens. Yeah. That's like something that happened. I thought she was going to say that you take too long to shit on the toilet. She didn't say that at all. She never mentioned it. How much time you spend on the toilet? All day. Any? Any. Yep. All day, homie. I don't say that. No. No.

It's not even fun to say. Hey, man, come in the booth real quick. Do me a favor. All right. That was the best. Second month. Month two. We didn't even really get that close. Really? I don't remember this. That was right up top. I didn't know nothing about this place. Well, to be fair, I've asked a few people to do that over the course of my life. All right. Yeah. So...

We're going to talk to some amazing people today. I don't even know. I know. Can I tell you something? I don't tremble when we have celebrities in here nearly as much as I am quivering inside about the Double Slur Show. This is really what the show's about. Yeah. And we haven't had, like, you know, we've discovered wonderful people, had conversations with people over the years, but this is what the show's about. For me, this is the core, yes, of YMH. This is everything we stand for, everything we hope for, everything we dream of. Also, this is...

- What the fuck is he doing with this guy? - I don't know, it doesn't look like it's straight right now. - Fuck, is he resetting it? - All better. - Everything's fine now. - Fixed.

Yeah, yeah, that's the sound of healing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you tell a child when you're soothing them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're fine. Okay, okay, okay, you're fine. He's like, I heard this screaming. Also, that didn't seem like it took a medical degree to figure that out. He's like, oh, your leg's broken this way? Let's put it this way. All better now. That really didn't take anything, you know? I know, dude. I was watching like a...

This is one of my old timey British shows. And this guy broke his arm falling out of a tree and they're like, we're going to have to saw it off. And this one doctor was like, hold on. I've heard of this new procedure where you can set the bone right. And then sew it up.

And then they're like, no, he's going to get gangrene. No. And they save the guy's arm. That's pretty cool. I've had a similar experience. They're like, cut both arms. You would have had to cut the arm and the leg off back in the old days. In a certain time, yeah. A certain day, they would have. They've been like, this is useless. Yeah. And that's it. There goes your life. Now you're in a wheelchair. If they even had wheelchairs, they'd probably just throw you in the alleyway and you'd get eaten by rats. Yeah, you're useless. You're useless. As a man. And in that era where you have to go like forge for food or just, you know. Done.

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You know that Ellis is learning about the Black Plague in school? Mm-hmm. And he's like, Mom, did you know that... Sorry, I'm doing the rather kid's voice. Did you know that when people died during the plague, they would put their bodies in catapults and then use the catapults, like use the dead bodies as a, you know...

stuff for the catapults to throw them. Basically using dead bodies as catapult ammunition. Yeah, that's awesome. I didn't know that. Did you know that? I've heard that before. These kids are learning the coolest shit ever. Yeah, he loves that kind of stuff too. I know. I love it. Super goth. I told them that story the other night that they laughed so hard. It's so like...

He dares me. He's like, you got to tell us a story. Yeah. Before, but, and if we laugh, you win. He's like, that's kind of your life. We don't laugh, we win. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. So for, he's like, you get 10 chances. I was like, okay. So first story, I was like, I stumbled upon a car accident. There was a car accident back in my hometown, 14th street. And when I got out of the car, there was a woman laying on the street.

And she was really hurt. So we called 911 and I go, and the police showed up and a fire truck showed up and an ambulance showed up and they all walked up and the police said like, well, I showed up first. I think I should go first. I go, so he, he started peeing on the woman, right? He peed all over the woman.

And then the fireman said, well, I was second. So then he dropped his pants and he had diarrhea and he took, he diarrhea all over the woman. And then the ambulance driver was like, I'm last. And then he threw up all over the lady. Yeah. And they were laughing so fucking hard. Of course. And then they're like, and then what happened? I was like, and then they just left her there and she felt better.

And then he goes, you win. That was a great story, Dad. We're great parents. Yeah, that's a cool story. We're great parents. Why don't you tell the audience what I taught our kids to do in the car? Well, when we're driving by, just people walking down the street, the kids roll down the window and they bark at them. They go, like they do that. And then when they see anybody on a bike, they go, look, a dork.

And like the other day, Julian, he goes, dad, I go, yeah, he goes one dork. And I just turn and there's just a guy riding his bike. He's like, I was like one. Like he, he's like, this is one dork. Well, I'll tell you why I do it because I think it's real dangerous to ride bicycles where the cars are. I don't think it's good. I know. I know it's the law, whatever we share the road. I don't like it. So I want to condition them very early to be averse to that.

And whenever I see people smoking cigarettes. You tell them losers. I know. Cause they go, look at these losers over here. Losers. Yeah. So losers, dorks, and they're just barking at people who are living life. And hearing stories about women injured, getting pissed on, barfed on. Yeah. And diarrhea. And diarrhea. And also it healed them. She was all better after that. She got up and got back in her car. I don't know what our kids are going to be into when they grow up, man. Cool stuff. Good stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff. Yeah. Ah,

It's pretty rad. You might like this. Oh, yeah, Claire. Joe Breezy. I can do this. It's just chug. You just suck it up and you just do it. Oh, no. Patron. I see puke coming in the future. Yeah. A whole... Is he going to drink it like it's Gatorade? No way. Wow. Nah, it's water. That ain't water. He switched it. No, it's not. They watched him take the top off.

Thanks, Tom. Yeah, that was something, though. That's a lot of tequila. Seriously? You know I don't like this. Oh, turn it off. What are you doing? I don't know. Let's change it. Let's change it. Oh, man. What else is there? What's wrong with you? Oh, this is better for you. Okay. You know I hate pukes. Okay, I got another one for you. Ready? Ready?

I'm all fucking traumatized and triggered, babe. No, no, no. I didn't know that was in there. My heart's pounding. I don't like it. This one you'll enjoy, I promise. I'm having flashbacks and stuff. Okay, ready? Childhood problems. This is something that you should be listening to. Dissociate. Where we lather the penis in milk and honey and rose oil and rose petals. Yeah. And...

say beautiful things to it. You can also do cock gazing, so just looking and watching and watching the testes move and really appreciating how beautiful it is and then saying things to it that just you channel, that you just see and you feel about the penis. And while you're doing that, you can pour this yummy milk libation over it.

I feel like our double soul, Charmin, would be into this. 100%. I think so, too. But I also feel like this is a lesson for you. Cop gazing. Why don't you get a milk and honey concoction together and lather it and say beautiful things and gaze? I will.

I do love penis gazing. I always gaze at your penis. Yeah, I'm talking about mine. Yeah, yours. I mean, how about spending a little more worship time? I will. You know I love worshiping the penises. I don't, I mean, this is a level that you don't express it. I can take it there. I didn't know you were interested.

You know, I wanted to watch Salt Burn again last night before you got home. Oh, Jesus. And I was like, he's going to think I'm only watching it for cock appreciation. The truth is I like the rest of the story, but I didn't want the judgment. So you avoided it? I did. That's silly of you. It is silly. You do a lot of silly things. I do. I overthink it. I'm hypervigilant. I got emotional problems. Yeah, it's for real. You can watch the movie whenever you want. Watch it 15 times. Who cares? Can I tell you something really stupid that I realized? What? What?

It's important to me, though, because it's a significant life change. Harlan Williams was on Where My Mom's At, and we were talking about how my love of vampires and me wanting to become one my whole life, right, basically? Yeah. And then Harlan pointed out the obvious, which I'd never considered. Babe, look at me. If I become a vampire, I have to do everything at night.

And that fucking sucks. - This is a big revelation to you? - Yeah, but I didn't think about it that way. Like I couldn't go to my kids' stuff. I couldn't go to parent-teacher conferences. I can't go to the beach. You'd have to go at night. That ruins everything. But I never put that, I never thought about it like that. Isn't that stupid? - Was this actually affecting your thoughts? - Now I'm like, I don't want to be a vampire anymore. - Wow. - My lifelong dream is dashed. - Damn, that is pretty crazy. God.

fuck is wrong with you? I know because, but it matters to me. This is important to me. That your desire is now, has hit a real obstacle. It's done. And it is, it's a dream for me that will no longer be. Okay. Well, here's what I say to that. Isn't that the best laugh? Yeah. That's great. That's how I feel about your vampire revelation. Shh.

Yeah. Okay. Well, so what are you going to do now? You have to come up with a new dream. That's the problem. That was always in the back of my head, literally as like a childhood fantasy. Yeah. And now that's gone. It's like you wanting to be a professional football player or whatever it is guys dream of. Sure. I don't know. Immortality. That was. Yeah. But then you get to an age where you're like, I guess I'm not going to be a, so are you saying that that just happened to you now? I'm now I'm not going to be a vampire. Yeah. Yeah.

You just put that together? I was always holding out on hope that my best friend Shauna would become one and then make me one. That was always the deal we had. And then you're like, oh, I can't go to the beach anymore. Yeah. I can't go to parent-teacher conferences. Yeah. I can't do normal things that I enjoy. And then you think about it, all your friends are going to die. Everyone's going to die. Yeah. And I don't want to make new friends every 100 years. That sucks. Yeah. I don't want to make new friends now. It's really tough. Yeah.

It's tough. I don't want to make new friends either. You can only be friends with the people that you formed your brain with, I think. It's kind of, yeah. You can just be like, I don't know, kind of friendly to people, but you don't want to have like new, whole new friendships take place. I know, that's so weird, isn't it? Yeah, it sucks.

It's just like you, cause it's too much to get to know how their brain works and like your ins and outs. It's like, I, I've done this with people already that I've known and love for 20 some years, 30 years. Yeah. That's it. That's it. That's all I have room for too. Yeah. All right. Let's take a break and let's move on.

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- All right, we're back and this is a real special treat for everybody who works here, who watches and who listens. You know him as the double soul shaman. It is William Blunderfield, everybody. Let him hear it. Give him a big round of applause. - Good to see you guys. It's so nice to be in Texas. - It's great.

- You look even better in person. - Really? Oh, you're so sweet. - I mean, you look so handsome in your videos. - One of the things we comment on a lot is just like how great your skin looks. - Thank you. - And your teeth. - I feel the same about you guys. - Oh, please. - You especially, like you've always looked good, but you have lost some weight. - Yeah, yeah. - Have you been working out a bit? - Yeah, working out, eating different, yeah, yeah. - Nice. And then I heard testosterone injections. - Here, push the microphone. - Oh, you can move it. - Move it towards you. - Yeah, and how are the testosterone injections feeling? - Great. - Good, no side effects?

I mean, nothing negative. - Okay, 'cause there's something called shilajit and it's basically the sweat of a mountain in the Himalayas and it's natural way to increase your testosterone. - Oh, I'd love to be introduced to this. - Does he have to go to the Himalayas to get that? - You don't, they've actually hot water extracted it. - Pull it just a little down. - Yeah, we wanna see your beautiful face. - Yeah, well, okay. There's so much, I wanna get into this. - So much to get into. - But we have so much to ask. - Yeah, go for it.

place to start is that we know you're from BC, you're from Vancouver. I am from Vancouver, Canada. And when you see somebody like you, we start, you know, watching the videos, gathering the information, you seem like you know a lot, you have a lot of knowledge. I have a lot to share. You have a lot to share. Yes. But before we get to all the stuff that you can share, I think we're all fascinated like at an origin story. Like, did you have a regular suburban...

- Oh my gosh, it was so conservative. - It was? - It was so conservative. Although we did have nudes on our walls. My parents had a few nudes. - Of themselves or of others? - No, like these artistic nudes of men and women and the breasts. And I thought, oh, I like that. And so I did a degree and my mom first, she was like, we're not helping to pay for university for you to study sexuality. But then things changed. And I explained, it's not smut.

It's to learn. And I feel like sexuality is the biggest wound in all of humanity. Really? I think it's like one of the most upstream ways that the matrix cuts us off from our power. Like if you can make your, if they can make us feel kind of dirty in our roots, like that we don't really have very nice vaginas and penises. Yeah. Then if they can cut us off from that place that makes us wild and free, then they don't have to put a literal cage around us.

Why do you think people harbor so much shame about sexuality and sex in general and their bodies?

I think that, see, that's interesting. When you say that, I feel like you've done a lot of work on yourself. Like it's not as much of an issue for you, which is good. Probably better now at this age, right? I think everybody goes through an age where you feel either shame or, you know, you're embarrassed or you're just insecure about yourself. But I think that's a natural thing that happens going through puberty, maybe your teens and your 20s, right? And then, you know, we always say like the...

at our age now, like we were so much more confident. - Just 'cause you're more confident than who you are. - How old are you now? - I'm 44. - You're 44? - Yeah. - And how old are you? - 47. - 47, nice, you guys look great. And sorry, what was your question? - Well, I was saying that what was your thought on why people maybe feel so much shame about sexuality and their bodies, their genitals? Like what do you think, why do you think that is?

I think that we're brought up in a way, like without getting too conspiratorial right away, in a trauma-based mind control system. And again, I think the reason why people feel so much shame is because it's deliberately done. I don't know if it's necessarily a conspiracy. It's more just predatory capitalism.

Again, if you can make people not really feel that good about themselves, then they're going to want to consume, consume, consume. Buy things. Buy things to compensate. Oh, interesting. And we are, I mean, at least in the United States, we're from the Puritans. We've inherited a Puritanical culture, right? I mean, capitalism, the work ethic. Are you of Scottish descent either? No, I'm Hungarian. Okay. He's Peruvian. I'm half Peruvian and Spanish.

'Cause there were the witch burnings. Throughout Europe, anybody who is in touch with their sexuality or natural healing was literally burned at the stake. So who knows, maybe some of us were in past lives burned at the stake. So we still have that kind of like ancestral trauma that we're processing. - Well, you certainly are in touch with it. You probably do have it. - I think so. - And how old are you? - I have a persecution complex a little bit that I'm working through. And that's why I like breathwork. I'll share with some breathwork techniques that work for me later.

I'm 38. You're 38. Okay. You look, you look fantastic. Thank you. So we get, we get, you get to your degree and then do you start, because now we know you as like, you know, this practitioner, the naked Yogi, the workshops. Do you, do you get into that really early, like in your twenties or is that something you kind of evolve into?

I was on Canadian Idol when I was 16. Oh, because you're a singer. Yeah, I made it pretty far, but then the Simon Cowell type judge, I think his name was Zach Werner up in Canada, they basically tried to copy American Idol and it was not good because they were not really being themselves, but I wasn't really being myself and I wasn't really in my body.

So I made it pretty far, but then he was like, you're too theatrical, get out. And I did the walk of shame. And then I won a scholarship to a theatrical school in New York. So I moved when I was 17. Oh, wow. To New York. Yes. And the acting teacher was very, the one who I liked the most, but who I also had the most friction with, he would make us do yoga before we went on stage. He said it would make us better actors and singers, you know, breath support and being present. Mm-hmm.

And so I started to fall in love more with the yoga than the cattle call additions. So I moved back to Vancouver and I got my yoga certification. But then it's like, you can do all the downward dogs you want, but if you don't really love yourself and if you're kind of cut off from your sexuality, it doesn't do much.

So was that a process for you, learning to love yourself? Oh, God. Yeah, I got addicted to Coke. Coke and alcohol were my challenges. And it was basically in 2014, one of my students, I was kind of going through a low period. And he was like, try this. And I remember it was a little bit of powder on a key behind a nightclub. And I did it. I was like...

I feel amazing for 20 minutes and then panic attacks. - Sure. - But it just hooks you. Especially if you've got an addictive personality like I do. - That dopamine is nice. - Yes. Have you tried Coke? - I've never been a Coke guy, no. I OD'd though when I was 19. - I think I, 'cause when I Googled you to be on the show, I saw your story about that. That was intense. - Yeah, yeah. That was, I mean, it felt really good right before. - You could have really died, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything right up until dying was awesome. - It was really good, yeah.

But you're so rooted. It's interesting. Yes. Cause some, okay. So you are a gay man too. So. Well, see, that's the thing. Oh, okay. The whole kind of ethos of the work that I do is it's de-armoring. It's dropping gay and straight and even bisexual. All those terms, those labels, I call them labels from the matrix. Sure. And stepping into more glandular potency together or masculinity together.

You know, there's so many endocrine disruptors. You can't be too paranoid. I'm always like, where is this from? You know, because there's this movie that you can watch called The Disappearing Male. It's free to watch on YouTube. It's a documentary. There's literally thousands of chemicals in the pharmaceuticals and in the food and in the water.

They're finding birth control pill runoff in the municipal water supply, especially in Florida. That's not surprising. It's shrinking the testes. Really? Penis size is the smallest it's ever been. And our ball sacks on average...

you and me are only producing about 40% of the testosterone our grandpa's ball sacks were producing in the 40s. And do you think it's correlated to the estrogen? I've heard about this, like there's estrogenizing of males. Yeah, there's another book called Estrogeneration I can really recommend where this PhD guy is going in and doing all this research. And there's just been no long-term studies done on like what is the effect on men's ball sacks of literally like 4,000, 5,000, 6,000 chemicals, right?

They've done a study on the anal genital distance, which is the space where your ball sack forms and where your anus is. And it's a marker for masculinization in the womb. They found that women who are gestating a male fetus, for whatever reason it affects male fetuses more, this estrogenation that's happening,

have very, very small anal genital distance, which means that the atrazine, the pesticides their mother was consuming while gestating a male baby is causing a demasculinization effect. What does that do to our psyches? It's turning the frogs transgender, for example, atrazine.

And I know people are going to think, oh, that's just an Alex Jones conspiracy theory. But I dug into it when he said that. And there is a scientist named Tyrone Hayes who was hired by Syngenta who created atrazine, which is a very feminizing, plasticky kind of pesticide they spray on like 60 or 70 percent of all American corn crops.

The frogs were turning gay and trans right next, like in the ponds next to where they were spraying. So Tyrone Hayes put a vat with atrazine, put all these male frogs and then a control group. And the ones who were just exposed to a little bit of atrazine started to aggressively fuck each other in the rectums. And some turned, their gender went from male to female. Wow.

Now, trans people have existed since time immemorial. But if it's being chemicalized, if it's a chemical transness, I don't think it's very authentic.

That's all. I'm sure that makes sense. And what about the Lululemon pants? You mentioned that that will leach masculine energy from the balls. I'll tell you this too. They make incredible boxers. They really do. I just got exposed to them. And I do like their yoga pants. They're very soft and breathable. They are soft. It's the problem with them is when...

when you go to like a hot yoga class yeah like i was talking to the stewardess and she was last night um when i flew in and she's like oh yeah i did like this really crazy hot class because i was talking about how i like to do cold plunging she's like but in canada it's so cold yeah and she's like well i guess i'm kind of crazy too like i went to a bickram you know yeah 90 degree hot yoga class in vegas you know in a desert jesus uh so basically um

Sorry, what was the question? The Lululemons? Oh, yeah. Why are they leaching your masculine energy? So when you heat up, that's my point here. When you heat up the Luon fabric, it starts to leach microplastics in through your skin into your bloodstream. Sure. Which can lower the amount of testosterone produced and it can cause things like cancer in women.

So I just don't think it's like I'm wearing right now merino wool and you'd think that it would be too hot, but it's fine. It feels good. It's kind of got a wicking effect. Yeah. How do you, I want to know this cause like, you know, we see you in clips usually. And like, I remember there was a video where you said like, um, you know, all these men's workshops, they're like the warrior, this and all that. And you're like, they don't.

they don't do what the Spartans or the samurai did like, like nipple sucking and ball sniffing taints and stuff. How, how do you learn? How did you learn that that's what these ancient, you know, warriors did? Well, so I did the degree in psychology and critical studies and sexuality and, and nutrition. And we learned, like we dug into the anthropological evidence. Yeah.

And it was just really interesting. Like my Celtic ancestors, they were even quote unquote gayer than the Romans. Really? When the Romans tried to, yeah. Like, especially up, like there's this clan called the Picts, which means like painted ones. And they would let the men and the women were apparently very beautiful. Mm-hmm.

And they would strip down and go into battle naked against the Romans. Wow. That can't be practical. It seems like. But the Hawaiians did that. Like it's very documented throughout history, not just my Celtic ancestors. And it's cold in those Celtic regions. Yeah, it's cold. And also most like men's natural, I feel like.

It doesn't make sense. It's counterintuitive. I know, right? But naturally, the nation is- But then you just feel free. Is to protect, though. You kind of like in dangerous situations, like most men's bodies work where your genitals retreat, right? It's like a protective mechanism. So it almost seems like counterintuitive. It does. That in battle, you would be like, let it all hang out. That's the thing. But it's almost like-

feeling protected by God. Yeah. No barriers between you and God. Okay. And that's why I do the men's work naked. No barriers between you and nature and your bros. What does ball cupping do? So that's okay. So the word testes comes from the root word testify and

And in certain cultures, they wouldn't testify like in ancient Greece. They wouldn't testify on a Bible in court. They'd testify on each other's ball sacks. That's how you'd hold their balls and cup the nuts. And even Aubrey Marcus, who I know is in Austin, he's been talking with Dr. Zach Bush about how his friend went to live with the Sambia tribe in New Guinea. And they stripped him down on the first day and they cupped his nuts. And they said, I see you, brother. Oh, wow.

- Oh wow. - And it wasn't like, oh, am I gay? Am I straight? I call it gay panic, this fear that you might just be a little bit gay. Well, guess what? Everybody is just a little bit gay. This is Aubrey Marcus saying, I'm quoting him. I don't care if you're 18% gay or 5% gay, but nobody's under 3% gay. He said something like that. - So everyone's got a little something. - And what about the samurais sucking each other's nipples? How did you hear about this one? - Yeah, that's wild. - So that is actually,

very, very authentically documented in the ancient Irish Kings. The ancient Irish Kings, when they became King in their twenties would ritualistically have their nipples sucked by the other males of the clan to kind of symbolize their submission to the King. Oh, now if he fucked up, because in those times they believe that famine was caused by the King. Hmm.

Then? They would cut off his nipples and kill him and throw him in a bog. So they're finding all these what we call bog bodies of these kings and they know they were kings because they've got wool of this jewelry but they're naked. Yeah. And their nipples are chopped off. Wow. Dang. Dang.

like tons of these bog bodies all over Ireland. And this stuff is well, is documented. It just feels like, it feels so weird, right? It feels weird. It also feels like that information is only to some, like is gathered by someone like you who does like a deep study. But I feel like most people don't,

actually know anything about that. It's not common knowledge. We don't learn it in social studies. Yeah. Is that what you guys call it? If we had learned that in social studies, I would have gotten way better grades. It would be so much more interesting. It would be. And you know, you were talking about how your pussy got blown out. Let's talk about my pussy. And I, I just love talk. Cause I, I focus on men's work, but a lot of people online are like, can you talk more about the women's lineages? I mean, I like that. Right. So we can touch on that. This is what we call the Jade egg. Okay.

And when you said your pussy had blown out from the big heads of your sons. Look at this noodle right here. Right. It's genetic. Yeah. So what you can do, and I'm glad by the way that you didn't have a C-section because that means your son's got a nice gulp of your pussy bacteria. Yeah. Which means that their balls will develop better. I think,

- I think their balls have developed nicely. And I had a lot of red meat when I was pregnant with both of them. And I encourage that masculine behaviors. I encourage them to do things. - What does the jade egg do? - Well, first I want to quickly say the pussy bacteria, there's a specific strain they found called L-reuteri.

L dot R-E-U-T-E-R-I. And when the baby gets a gulp of that pussy bacteria on his way out, it's been shown in preclinical trials to help to grow the balls. Interesting. Yeah. So if you want bigger balls, eat some pussy. Eat some pussy.

I went to the drugstore and I was looking for it. Can I have some El Ruderi? Because I want to grow my balls. I don't have any pussy to eat right now. Yeah. And the lady's like, we normally give that to kids for colic. Why do you want that? And I was like, do you really want to know? And she had like an intern, like, you know, an 18 year old intern. I was like, oh, she's like, please tell me. I was like, because I want to grow my balls. She's like, oh my goodness. Okay, just buy it. But they found babies with colic can really benefit from that El Ruderi, which makes sense because a lot of babies who've been C-sectioned didn't get the gulp. Oh.

So they need that pussy venture. Our babies didn't have colic. They were not colicky children. So they got a big gulp of my juices. A big gulp of your juices. So this is basically, you can have it in the jade, but I thought black obsidian would be better for you. I like that one. It's good for shadow work. It's good for self-love. If there's any imprints in your vagina, this can help to just pull them right out. Cool. You just put it in your vagina. That way? With the pointy end up? Yeah. And I attach some dental floss. You basically just say soul. Yeah.

I want you to remove any imprints and speak in the second person because that's how we're trained as kids like you've been bad Christina's been bad you hear it that way soul I want you to remove any imprints from your pussy and anus out your mouth through sound and breath for the next 10 minutes okay and who knows what will happen you might cry 10 minutes I have to hold that in there yes I have to squeeze it for 10 minutes yeah okay like doing squeezing exercises yeah I probably won't have to because I can hold a tampon in there without squeezing

Okay. Is it quite loose? No, I mean, I could probably hold that in. Yeah. I'll try it. Let me try right now. Put it in now. This is really cool. Hold on.

This is amazing. Thank you. I will obviously wash this before I sterilize it. Thanks for that. You're very welcome. I know what I'm doing tonight. I have more questions. One more thing for you. This is for you. Oh, shit. So this is what we call humic and fulvic acid biomedic. I work for a superfoods company, shameless promotion. Use my code Urban Yogi. But it's been actually, they studied American males aged 20 to 65 for eight weeks, six or eight weeks. They had them, they wanted really fat,

American men who were drinking lots of beer. And they said, just keep doing that, but take two of these a day. And then they monitored the level of glyphosate, which is a harmful pesticide in your gut.

and it removed 74 or 75% of the glyphosate in their guts on average within six to eight weeks. - Is this for my guts? - Yes, and I believe that that will help men be able to control their dicks and balls better to feel like when you focus on your nuts, when you focus on your pussy, what do you feel in this now moment?

I mean, I feel them, you know? Yeah, I love them. Do you feel like a tingle? A little tingle, yeah. Like a weightiness of your sack? Yeah, a little bit. And your pussy lips feel present? Yeah, vibrant, alive, full of life. Yeah, I feel like you guys are pretty advanced sexually. So that's good. So a lot of men cannot feel their balls. Really? So I say superfoods, semen retention, and sex kung fu to help reappropriate your ability to literally mix the blood and the chi. Mm.

In your balls. They're your engines of vitality. Your ovaries. Right? So your ovaries would be kind of there. And we all start as female. That's right. The ovaries drop down through the influence of testosterone. You know on your scrotum and your penis there's that line? Yes. That's where the labial folds fuse together to turn into the scrotum.

and the influence of testosterone caused your clitoris to turn into your penis. So I believe that if we can detoxify from these feminizing pesticides, it can help us to become even more the way God wants us to be. - Wow, thank you so much for this. - You're very welcome. - It's very nice of you. - You take two a day. - Two a day. Okay, a couple of things I wanna ask about. So I feel like in the last decade,

we heard a lot about it, but with the advent of social media access to seeing things, you see so many more people talk about, you actually get to see them talk about and partake in urine therapy stuff. And so like, you know, some people rub it on wounds or they take, they bathe in it or they gargle. Shoot it up their ass, ferment it in their closet. I know a guy who shoots it right up. But so we've seen videos of you doing the, you know, uh,

urinating, drinking it. Are there real health? Because one of the things we've talked about before and even in person is how great your skin looks. Is that a reason why you think? Well, I love shea butter. That's like the one beauty product I use is I just love. Your beard too. Look, Jesus Christ. I started trimming it myself because it was like 50 bucks every few weeks. But it's so rich. Thank you. Yeah, I mean. Thank you. I appreciate that. Is urine a part of why this is?

Like why your skin is doing as well? My mentor, Troy Casey, he's about, what is he now, 58 or almost, he's approaching 60. And so he, and he left LA as well. I think he's in Arizona now. So he is just all about urine therapy. He calls it Shivambu. Shivambu. And when I traveled to India. Your Orin, is that what you call it? Your Orin, you could call it. Yeah. Yeah.

When I traveled to India a few years ago to study yoga, I was surprised that urine therapy was a part of yoga. And I was reading the Hatha Yoga Pranipaka, which is like the 5,000-year-old conglomeration of yoga teachings. Half of it was not even yoga poses. It was like drink your pee. When you poo, stick your finger up your anus and then swirl it nine times to help the poo come out. Oh, for life. It was all of these things that I thought, well, this isn't Lululemon yoga. That's a little excessive. That's a little excessive. Yeah.

Yeah, so for me, I think it's part of it.

but I can recommend people go onto YouTube, type in TEDxTalks urine therapy. There's this dude who's gone really deep into the science. There's certain things like urea in urine, which is actually in certain beauty products. So they've isolated it and synthesized because you cannot patent a natural substance. So the only way to make money off of it and make it legitimate in the matrix is to synthesize it.

I think 45% of all mainstream pharmaceuticals get their impetus for rainforest plants. But you can't patent the plant. You got to synthesize it to make money off of it. Correct. So they're never going to promote things like natural health or urine therapy. Now, I'm not a doctor, right? My dad's a doctor. He would never advocate urine therapy. But for me, the reason why I do it is just a little bit of urine in the morning. Mm-hmm.

not every day, but just when I feel called to do it. And you can just use a homeopathic dose, just piss on your finger and just do that. Right. If it's, if it freaks you out, just try that. Yeah. Now I do like half a cup and I just drink it. And it's like biofeedback. It's like,

ooh, I might have had a bit too much ice cream last night. And you taste that in the urine? Yeah. You can taste the sweetness or something? You can taste kind of like a slightly, I kind of just a little bit gluttonous last night. I'm willing to try that. I think you should. It

It helps you stay on the straight and narrow, right? Now, what about the jizz? Because you also did it. Yes, a little bit of pre-cum can sometimes be in it. But you did a straight jizz from the source. Oh, yes, and I mixed it with tart cherry juice. Okay, we need to start from the very beginning. How did we start this practice?

Yeah. And what is there? Is that a self, just a self-acceptance thing or is there actually piss drinking or the cum? Yeah. Okay. So when was the first time I did that? Okay. So I remember I was like 12 or 13 and it was the first ejaculation I ever had. Do you remember your first ejaculation? Yeah.

Man, the first one, I was masturbating really young. Like how young? Probably six. Okay. I used to masturbate with my male and female friends when I was like three. So I get it. Three? Oh yeah. Wow. We just get naked. I was always- I called the clitoris the pick pick. Oh, wow. I don't know why, but I called it the pick pick. I was like, can I see your pick pick? Yeah.

No, yeah, I was alone. But then I don't think I actually produced ejaculate until probably like 10 or 11, something like that. Yes, that's normal. Okay. So I too was in that same kind of boat. And I remember I was rubbing my lingam, which means pillar of light. I love that. You know, in our culture, it's called the junk. No, no, no. Words are spells. Let's call it our sex palace. Yeah. I was rubbing my sperm palace against my sheets when I was like 12 or 13. And all of a sudden, rub.

"Oh, that feels good. Rub, rub, rub." Oh, but then I thought, "Oh shit, I just pissed the bed." But then I smelt it and I thought, "That's not piss." And it almost, it was this weird kind of mushroomy smell. And I thought, "Interesting, the penis looks like a mushroom." And most of the straight men into my work, most men would identify as straight who do my work, have done mushroom journeys.

So there's something about the mushroom unlocking the wisdom of the bro bonding and the semen eating and all of these technologies that basically boost up my, I'll speak for myself, my self-approval and self-acceptance. And it makes me cry because my cousin, Jesse Blunderfield,

died of a coke overdose because they're mixing fentanyl with the cocaine in canada probably here too yeah and i remember i was um working on an album i was doing wild horses cover by the rolling stones and it turns out a week before he died he's like oh my cousin is is doing a rolling stones cover this is my favorite song and then when i was going to get the rights at the um

at the fricking post office. Turns out his best friend since childhood was right behind me. And he's like, are you Will Blunderfield? Because he could see Will Blunderfield, Rolling Stones, Wild Horses.

And so the reason why I'm so passionate about what I do is like so many people have died over the last several years from the opioid crisis. We could just be, you know, drinking our piss, doing breath work, slapping our nuts and eating superfoods. And we could break free. I know, like I know, like I know so many men could break free of these low vibrational addictions because let's face it, if you're an addict and I think you might have some addictive tendencies like me,

We're always going to be addicts. Yeah. So for us, it's about getting addicted to the right things. That's a good point. Substitute Coke for Kundalini yoga. Russell Brand calls it the cocaine of yoga. I agree. I did some Kundalini yoga this morning. What's Kundalini yoga? Kundalini yoga. So basically it's like a lot of chanting and rapid breath work. We have something called ego modifier because you need ego in this life to survive. Yeah. When the ego is balanced...

It's like the glue that keeps your soul in your body. So we have like the Kundalini pose that goes like this. You're pumping your navel in and out. And then you do that for like three minutes, inhale.

Suspend your breast, squeeze your anus, sex organ, navel point. Roll your eyes up and feel a connection from your nuts to crown. And I can just hear the traditional Kundalini yogis just being like, oh my God, he's bastardizing. Well, you know what? I'm speaking my truth. And Yogi Bhajan said, just be you. Exhale. They kicked me out of their community for teaching naked. But then in 2020, it turns out Yogi Bhajan had basically doing sexual misconduct with women in the community. He's long gone now.

But they actually reached out to me at that point and they said, we're sorry. Like, you know, could we talk? And they ended up giving me my license back. Oh, wow. That's good. Because I explained to them, I mean, it's not smut. It's like, do you really think that people were wearing Lululemon and white robes doing yoga 5,000 years ago? Right. No, they were naked. They were naked. For sure. Yeah. And it's not just India. Like our ancestors in Europe were doing forms of naked exercise as well. Oh, for sure. I want to ask you about. I think it should be done.

You can eat cum from the source, but do you ever do a cum quiche? Can you make other meals? I made a cum, what's it called? Cum creme brulee? Cum creme caramel. Really? So I wanted to see if I could put my cum into a recipe in a really yummy way. And so I made myself a creme caramel and it just tingles my balls thinking about it. But don't you worry that cooking it will cook out the goodness and the protein? You put it in at the end.

Yeah. You don't want to cook it too long. Low temperatures. Right. You're right. You can bastardize the good juju. Yeah. One of the guys I was fast because obviously you've done a lot of work. You've worked a lot of people. One of our favorites who we have, we've never, we actually talked to about flying out here, but it was a whole thing. Hasn't been able to work out is that you have done work with Montauk Chia. He's amazing. Oh.

- He's like 90. - Now you get the penis out. You pull the skin. A lot of people, they never circumstances, so they have the skin. So you pull the skin and you get the oil in the hand and you rub, hand go like this, you rub, rub, rub, especially on the gland penis. Rub them. - It's the mushroom. - 50 times, rest. - Okay. - Because you make them strong and not sensitive.

Exactly. Do you do this practice? Did you do this? Yes. Now, I don't do it 50 times every direction every day. I'll do it 11 times if I'm pressed for time. But I do try to squeeze and release my anus at least 300 times a day. Oh. Because if you have a loose anus, he says that you leak out the best of the best energy of your organs right through your anus. So if you're doing anal sex, you should always squeeze and release your anus after just to reappropriate its athleticism.

My teacher says, no asshole, no holy hole. Because when you can, all you really need to get high, you don't need coke, you don't need drugs, you don't need alcohol. You just need a rectum and a third eye. You do your breath of fire, for example. Feel your anus, feel your third eye. Inhale, squeeze that beautiful anal ring and feel it connected with your nuts, your anus, and your third eye, which is basically your pineal gland in the center of the brain at the apex of the ear slightly to the back. Amazing.

No asshole, no holy hole. If you take away one thing from today's interview, everybody, no asshole, no holy hole. Thank you, Montauk Chia. And also, you say you might stroke your hog like what, 11 times a hundred times. And that just helps you become less sensitive or control your... Make it longer. Make it longer. And...

And if you're intact, are you intact or circumcised? Most Americans are circumcised. Circumcised, yeah. So if you're intact, a lot of more Canadians for whatever reason are intact. To pull back the foreskin and then kind of do that milking, not only will it make your penis longer, thicker, and more vascular, it will kind of help you, because it's very sensitive when it's intact, right?

it will help you be able to manage that sensitivity where you're not like just quickly prematurely ejaculating with a woman or another man. - Okay. - Gives you more control. - And how do you feel about filler injections in the penis? - Yeah, I watched a bit of that interview with that dude you had. I don't think it's really necessary. - Okay.

I feel like we were going to do like a company trip to get injections. Like the whole crew just come up to Canada. We'll get naked in nature and we'll stroke our cocks together. It's cheaper. That's true. It's easier. She's Canadian. You can come up dual citizen. I'd love to. Yeah. I wish I had a dick to stroke.

I mean, what can I do? You could hang something from your pussy egg while we do it. Come into a horse dance, hang a chandelier. I've seen women hang weights. Yeah. Hang a surfboard between your legs. While we stroke our dicks? Yeah, while we stroke the cocks. And I've done that. I've taught co-ed workshops and it's been beautiful. And I only ever teach the co-ed workshop with a female Tantra teacher. So it's balanced. Yeah. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, it'd be fun. Wow.

that would be cool. You can practice over the next few months and if you feel called, come up to Canada. We'll go to Lynn Valley. If all the guys want to come, do something like that. Yeah, do a group morale boosting trip. Yeah. By the way, I love your pearls. I was admiring your, I thought I want some of those. Yeah. Oh yeah. You're bringing it back. That was the girl up front. Really? Yeah, she just

Oh, it looks so good on you. Oh, I fucking love it. Oh, it looks great on him. He's a really stylish guy. Yeah, it works. He actually was interested in the workshops too. Yeah, you wouldn't think it would work, but it works. So nice style choice. Awesome. Yeah, cheers. Yeah, that's amazing. So you've done work with him. Did you also do... Yeah, we're huge fans with him. Sorry. This... I'm trying to get this thing. Oh, yeah, here we go. It's Tony... No, Tony Casey? Troy. Sorry, Troy. Yeah, so Troy. Troy, this is for people that we played...

Yeah, this guy. He's got a nice hairy penis. Yeah? Yeah, we got naked and did butthole sunning in Venice a few years ago. I've heard that's very good for you. Venice is so good. No, in Cali. Okay. Yeah.

His penis is hairy though. It's very hairy, which is I think good because in Chinese medicine, the penis and the ball hair is the extra bravery energy of the lungs. If you need more bravery energy, grow out your pussy and ball hair. So should, is that say, are you, is there something bad about trimming the area? Because a lot of people trim. You can. Like for example, if you're doing fellatio, sometimes that gets stuck in the teeth. Sure. But I can really recommend just,

Try growing it out. Grow it out. Just feel it. Now, Will, a lot of Asian guys we've seen are into ball slaps and like the monks will kick themselves in the junk. What is that about? What is that all about? The Taoist monks had to be really, really good warriors. They weren't just sitting and meditating all day, which is why I love this lineage. Pull this down again because we don't want to cover your face. Oh, thank you. No, thank you. There you go.

I love this lineage because it's a householder's lineage. It's not, let's just atrophy our legs and sit cross-legged for the rest of our lives and be vegan. It's like, let's be in the world. Let's actually grow our propensity to be good warriors. Because if you're not a warrior, you become a worrier. And so they would kick each other in the balls. So incoming invaders-

For example, the Chinese have pillaged the Tibetans for ages and they weren't doing this. And they're just constantly sending love and compassion, just sugarcoating their primal rage. And they all get diabetes. They're literally sugarcoating their rage. Wow. So in ancient China, they would slap each other's nuts. I've seen videos of

where one of the monks gets on two kind of elevated platforms and he's he literally swings a swing set from his genitals with his taoist bros being swung wow it's bonding i've seen them pull cars with their genitals incredible it's amazing so it's it was actually a way to get a full body strengthening to be the ultimate taoist monk warrior those guys are the shit i kind of like

that because it is a nature of man to beat the fuck out of something to conquer something and that's so true that i think it was dave i've heard dave goggin say yeah men become warriors women become warriors it's a feminine trait and to be a warrior there's not very many men left because of all the chemicalization yeah so we're all kind of becoming um pinched pinched off

chemicalized women. Yeah. Basically. I believe that too. Superfoods, semen retention, sex kung fu to get back on track. Semen retention is a good one. Hold in your seed. How long should you hold it for? Try to, Jack, you said you're 40 what? 44. Yeah, so in the Tao we say when you're at that age like twice a month would be good. How long is he supposed to hold on to it for? Twice a month. So try to hold in your semen and just come once every two weeks basically. Oh, that's not going to happen in our house. Okay.

Well, I can teach you. No way. No thanks, Tom Hanks. I'll send you some of my tutorial videos. Yeah. And then you can practice with Christina. And you could do some of those where you don't ejaculate, right? That's the goal. That's the whole practice, yeah. That's fun. We should do that. Yeah, you practice on yourself. So do you like to choke the chicken? Yeah, that's great. Yeah. Nice. I wax my carrot, yeah. I love that. Yeah. So basically...

Think of it as... But less, much less than I used to. Good. In moderation. And I want you to think of your masturbation, because masturbation is a Victorian term, which means self-pollution. So let's think of it as solo. We call it solo cultivation.

Montauk Chia calls it solar self-cultivation. Think of it as like training ground when you're self-pleasuring for the more advanced practice of making love with your wife. We call this dual cultivation. Yes. That's really nice. So you're strengthening your pussy with the jade egg. Yes. You gotta do it. I am doing it right now. You're stroking your manhood with a bit of coconut oil and natural oil. Nice. Right? Play with your balls because the balls relate to the entire endocrine system. Mm-hmm.

And basically you can, I mean, there's other things called the juicer. You juice your cock. - How much time should I put into this daily? - 20 minutes. - 20 minutes a day. - Oh wow. - Yeah, and you can do what we call the core four to warm up. So do a bit of breath work. Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. You can also do some of the slapping while you're shaking. Spinal cord breathing.

You're in a horse stance, a nice bent knee stance, which also releases testosterone because you're working the biggest muscles in your body. And then last but not least, what we call the testicle breathing. Okay. So basically massage your balls every morning in the shower. Do you ever have a cold shower? I do a cold plunge. Good. Yeah. So that strengthens the nervous system so you can channelize more love and sexual energy. So you massage your balls twice your age and you can massage your ovaries. Twice your age? Twice your age. Every morning in the shower. Okay. Turn the shower cold.

And just smile into your beautiful, we call them the dragon pearls. And we call your penis the jade stalk or the lingam, pillar of light. What do your testes feel like? What do your ovaries feel like right now, brothers and sisters? I mean, I'm tingling. Good. Me too. Smile into that feeling, turning it into joy. And then inhale, let your sack drop. So this is more for the male teachings because obviously that's what I focus on most. Inhale, the sack drops. Inhale, the ovaries swell.

And then exhale, pull your sack up towards your body and spiral the energy up the back, down the front of each testicle. It feels so good. It does feel good. Right? Yeah. And what you'll find is through the testiculum, our testicles will sync up in a bit of the ovarian energy too, because sex is meant to be balancing. So it doesn't have to be a male and a female. It could be a male and another male with a divine feminine essence, right? Because attraction is based in polarity.

I work mostly with men who are into women. So my goal is to help shunt the men more into their divine masculine. Yeah. So they become more attractive to and attracted to very highly feminine beings. Yeah. Which tend to be females. There's another thing that can happen. Montauk Chia says when two people with a divine masculine essence come together sexually, it's like two rocks charging to create even more sun energy, even more yang energy or yang as it's actually pronounced. Wow.

- Wow. - Yeah, so there's different dynamics, but generally wanna balance the male and female through the sexual experience. - Do you think of yourself then as an incredible lover? Do you feel like you're very highly attuned to? - Well, I've been celibate for three years. - Really? - Yeah, because I realized I was addicted to ejaculation and I was addicted to looking for love in all the wrong places. So going onto Tinder and just spending too much time swiping, I wasn't even really having that much intimacy. It was just swipe, swipe, swipe.

So I thought, okay, superfoods, semen retention, sex kung fu. By the way, this is not alcohol. I had my, because it does, I thought, are they drinking beer every time they do the, no. So I thought, you know, I need to stop drinking. So May 3rd, 2020, I had my last drink and it was the best choice of my life because it helped me think more clearly and it helped to develop what we call the self-sensory system. So your subtlety, drugs and alcohol kind of numb you.

And then you don't have the subtlety and sensitivity of your self-sensory system to really enjoy these technologies. So does your celibacy extend to even self-release or are you allowed to release yourself? I'm allowed to release myself. So I usually release once or twice a month. But more often than not, when I'm doing my personal practice, I'm training my ability to master that ability to separate orgasm from ejaculation so that we can choose when we want to ejaculate

Like I was like, should I ejaculate before this podcast? So about three or four days ago I came, I didn't come like right in the bathroom. Oh, I got you. But I just thought, okay. Cause I've been holding in for about a month and I thought, okay, I've got a lot of ball energy. I'm going to be flying. I do notice that like, so I used to be too much in that cramp. I used to just like Jack all the time. And then I noticed that like,

Sometimes, you know, I'm on the road and I'm in a hotel room. And that was when you kind of go, okay. And then I noticed that when I retain for the weekend of shows, I just do feel more energized. Fuck yeah, bro. Fuck yes. And then he brings home that energy to me. It's different for women, by the way. Yes. Women are sexually superior to men, Montauk Chia says.

And so we need to train and we need to hold in our seed more often than not, more often than the average bear. So that's really good that you realize that there is an energetic difference. A lot of wrestlers do that too. - I wanna ask you this, 'cause you mentioned your father's a doctor. - Yes. - So what are your, like your parents-- - They're the best. - And they-- - Makes me wanna cry. 'Cause since 2020, our relationship has only gotten like immensely better. It was never really bad, but like we've just found so much common ground. - What do they think of like your practice and what you do and all that?

They're very conservative. And so we focus more on yummy recipes. Oh, I got you. You know, I cook, you know, I don't cook with calm, obviously. Yeah. That'd be right. I just, we just, I, I make bread for them and, you know, we hang out a lot. They're also in Vancouver. Yeah.

And we talk more about like running. Like I'm an ultra marathon runner. Are you really? Yes. You do like the hundred mile runs and everything? 50K. 50. That's kind of my. Do you run barefoot? I feel like you would. I do. I wear these things called earth runners. What's a 50K in miles? What does that work out to? That would be about what? 30 miles? Shit. Wow.

Because a marathon is 26.2. I've done four marathons in my Earthrunners, which are earthrunners.com. This guy wears them too. My buddy Mick, who's backstage, wears them too. They're really good because they've got the grounding cord. They've got a grounding piece, a copper piece that threads silver into the laces. So it's like you're barefoot. So then you don't step on glass or something. How often do you run every day or?

I run, well, for the month of January to train for this ultra marathon in May, I ran, I think 420 kilometers total. Wow. And, um, I really like to go from my place, downtown Vancouver and just run up. Sometimes I'll run up and then do the grouse grind. Like it's, it seems crazy, but since I've been holding in my semen, it's so much easier. Yes. You ever do a 5k? Oh, it's kind of boring. Yeah.

But I think it's good. And for anybody wanting to do barefoot, start with 5k. Yeah. Right. I had to start with very small distances because our feet had been atrophied in these foot coffins, mainstream shoes. You don't want to just go from, you know, zero to hero right away. No. Yeah. Yeah. We're, we're, we're doing a 5k in May. Good for you guys. Is it like the Austin 5k or? No, it's gonna, it's, um, it's, we're actually having a bunch of, I don't think we've announced the location yet, but it's, uh, it's one that we're putting on.

that a lot of comedians are going to go participate in. Good for you. Yeah, it'd be good. Okay, look, where can people find you? Like, I mean, first of all, what's your Instagram handle? We'll put it in the description.

I'm on my 10th account. 10th? Yes. 10th. I think because I talk about like things that, you know, are a little bit hot button, but I've kind of learned, right? So x.com, AKA Twitter is really good for just being balls to the wall. Literally my balls are out. Yep. My penis is out. Whereas not Will Blunderfield is a little bit tamer. So if you don't like full on nudity, follow not Will Blunderfield on Instagram. Yeah.

- Not Will Blunderfield on Instagram. - Yes. - And then on Twitter. - Twitter, it's WBlunderfield. And that's only for not safe for work. - Okay, so that's if you wanna see the real work. - The whole work, yes. - The whole work being done. - Yeah, and you can join my OnlyFans. Like if you wanna do a deeper dive.

Like I do basically little clips on Twitter. And then if you want to actually learn all the technologies, go to my OnlyFans. Which is? It's OnlyFans.com slash Will Blunderfield. Okay. And then I have Manhood Academy. Just go to WillBlunderfield.ca. Oh, okay. And it's my full online school. Well, there you go. WillBlunderfield.ca? Yeah, .com. Somebody's trying to pretend to be me. So it's .ca. .ca. That's important. So silly. Canadian rep only. So...

Yeah. This is like so fast. I love that you're Canadian by the way. I didn't know that. I'm proud. I'm working on getting home. I want to do more stuff in Canada because I really do enjoy going there. It's so fun. I'll be up there. You got to come this, uh, when I, I would love to, I actually live like right next door to Malkin bowl where you're going to be performing.

- You gotta come out, man. - So I have to come. - Perfect, maybe do some cupping before the show. - Yeah, we could do breath work before the show. That'd be great. - No, I said cupping. - Yes, cupping. - Yeah, sure. - Well, Sarah McLachlan, she does yoga backstage before the show. I think if we can do some cupping, that can really help to elevate the frequency. - Bobby Lee will be there and he'll definitely be into that. - Yes, I think he would be. - I think he really would be.

Yeah. Well, thank you for coming. Thank you so much. Thank you guys for teaching us so much. You guys are so sweet. You guys know where to go. Follow Will and we'll see you soon. Thank you guys. Namaste. Welcome back. And we are thrilled to bring back one of the

the all-time greats, one of our all-time favorites, our dear, dear friend, who will be launching a brand new show right here. You can see it tonight for the first time if you're a channel member. It's called Behind the Jeans. It's Josh Potter, everybody. Let's go. This is big time. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone's mother into this. Your mother in the fucking stands. Well, yeah.

Play the whole thing. No, I'm just kidding. It was long. You're back, dude. We're super excited. I'm so psyched, dude. Thanks for having me back. Behind the jeans. Behind the jeans. We've missed you, cockroach. I've missed y'all. We've missed you a lot. It was fun hanging last night. Yes, dude. We've done some dates. The road's been fun, too, obviously. Can't wait to go out. Yep. We have some more dates coming up. Let's go. Let's go.

So tell everybody, because this, this, I think this was your idea. You, you let us know about, and I was like, this is fucking rad. Yeah. I pitched this bad boy. I, there's two pronged, uh, fun for me. A, the whole thing about, uh, behind the jeans is it's kind of like, uh, we talked about the stern wrap up show. Also, it's kind of like talk soup a little bit, you know, with, uh,

Taking clips from all the Your Mom's House universe, all the shows, and dissecting them, discussing them.

Figuring out some some things maybe that people hadn't thought about and then people in the chat because it's live can interact with me and give their two cents - so that part's very fun. So yes, you know, it'll air every Wednesday. Yes night at 5 p.m. Central. Yes, right. So 6:00 Eastern for YouTube channel members and then the next day it becomes available for everyone Yes, so if you want to do it live

Yeah, if you are, I mean, there's so many YouTube channel members already and they're getting ad-free content already and things. So now they get an added show and they can participate live. That's very cool. And if you're not a member yet, you can sign up. You can sign up. So yeah, I'm super stoked. And I think behind the jeans is...

is a perfect title for it. Yes. And you'll talk about all the shows so that people know. All the shows. Every show in the universe. Okay, cool, cool, cool. I love this because so many of the topics we can only go into for so long on Your Mom's House. And I often even find myself thinking about things. Oh, I wish I had brought that up. And this is a nice way for the fans to engage as well and get their two cents. Yeah, if you're ever finding yourself like,

in your car driving listening and you're yelling at your dashboard about something you know i mean this is the place to chime in yeah you know chime in about us yell at us sure yeah sure i'll field those questions i mean look as a super fan i was for many years of the howard stern show one thing that always bothered me about the wrap-up show is that i feel like they weren't talking about howard and robin and really not at all huh not you would think that that would be one

one of the big things to talk about. I know, and I wanted to know how they felt about stuff. So I'm open to that. I'm excited about it. Here's a good talking point. Is this crossing a line? Is this too much? Is that just sampling makeup or is that blackface? I don't think he can see. I can't tell. This is so wild.

This is so shameful. Why is she even doing that?

Like... But doesn't that kind of... I mean, that looks to be kind of like a mud mask, like when people do that? Oh, she could be doing like a clay mask. Maybe she's saving time. She's like, you know what? I'm going to apply my mask, and then I'm just going to grocery shop. What is she applying, though? I don't know. Is it a mask, or is it actual foundation? She did it in the store, though, yes. Yeah, it looks like it. That's crazy. Using the makeup samples for... It says for blackface, but do you think she's just like...

I think it's actually more egregious that she used that much makeup in the sample section. I know. That's like going into Costco and taking the whole platter of pigs in a blanket and eating all the things. I think I do like pigs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This does taste pretty good. Thank you for that. Yeah, the sample isn't for your entire face. Yeah. Can I tell you what annoys me about Sephora? What? I know you guys don't go in there often. Yeah, what's that? But they kind of force the inclusion shit on you when you go in there. They want you to do blackface. Yeah, like they'll have like a model, like, you know, they have posters with the girls with the makeup on and like the model will have like

a million different skin disorders. And you're like, dude, the point of makeup is to cover that shit up so that you look perfect. Oh, so she has warts and bumps. Or no, alopecia or like lump, like imperfect skin or like, it'll be like a, it'll be like a dude with a beard with makeup on and you're like, yeah, but that's not,

Like how many dudes and beards are in Sephora buying makeup? And the ad isn't to like be like, hey, cover that shit up. Here's some Sephora. Oh, okay. The ad is the bullshit of like, you're just beautiful the way you are. It's like, no, no, you're not. That's why you're in Sephora. Yeah. Because you're trying to hide your imperfections. It seems counterintuitive to that marketing. That's what I'm saying. And I'm like, I don't want to look like a guy with a beard. I want to look like the pretty hot model.

Yeah, and if you have, what's alopecia? That's the hair. Or if you have like rosacea or something, don't you want to conceal that? Wait, vitiligo, vitiligo. Sorry, that's what I, the thing Michael Jackson supposedly had. You have that? I don't have that yet. No. You should get that. You think I should get vitiligo? Yeah, that'd be awesome. What would you, yeah, you would turn really white. Like a Dalmatian. Like powder. That'd be rad. Avoiding the sun, you know, just like the Koreans. It's just like the Koreans. Yeah, it's just like the Koreans, man. Yeah. Yeah.

Do they do that for any men's things where like they force this inclusion when it doesn't make sense in the product? Um, I'm trying to think. Well, they're all doing like, I was, my fucking God. I was at, uh, what at one of the, um,

athletic wear stores and they were like it had like run ambassador I think I sent you a photo that's a legless man no it was just a fucking like 300 pound lady yeah and you're like no she doesn't well who better to be a run ambassador than come on you know cause that's that's the whole thing everybody's everything you know yeah yeah yeah

But I mean, hey, if someone should be running, it's that lady, right? It is. She should be running. If you've got to give her an ambassador title to incentivize her, then that's so good. That is true. You've got to give her royalty. You've got to give her. You're the princess of running. Congratulations. You're the senator of running. Oh, fucking 295 of you. What's the thing that meant that they try to make us feel like everybody can participate now?

It's tough. I don't think there's very much. No, because the marketing and now like that is considered a certain type of marketing and the marketing, like the companies that do manly shit, like if it's like hunting, they're not interested. It's not inclusive. They're like, you can't do this. You fucking pussy bitch. Get out of here. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, they don't do that. And if it is inclusive, it's like, a girl's doing it too. Yeah, exactly. Here's a girl doing it. Yeah, that's about as far as we're going to go. Yeah, yeah. Some girls are capable. Yeah, Chick did it, so. Yeah. Knife companies don't be like, whoever.

No, they actually don't want you to buy. They'll be like, don't buy my shit. Yeah. You fucking bitch. I kind of respect that because like, it's fine. It's fine. I don't need to be included in everything. I'm cool. Yeah. There's some brands I would love to be an endorser of. It's the big Bud Light lesson basically. Yes, exactly. They're like, don't do that. Yeah. There's some out there that I think I would love to endorse so I could tank the marketing, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Just some outdoors business or something, you know, where I'm like, yeah, I have that. Or lens craft. Especially if you showed up in your, in your short shorts and your crop top.

If you did it in that, they would be like, Hey, Montana Knives. You get a cease and desist right away. Oh yeah, real quick. We don't know this guy. He's just some fucking Fruit Loop from LA. You ever want to whittle your butt plug down? Get a Montana Knife.

Find the right shades for you, you asshole. You know who we haven't heard from in forever? Who, my gosh. We actually have an update for... Look at this. We haven't seen this guy in forever. I got a question for you. What if I broke into your house, woke you up with a big kiss, gave you a nice hot shower, and made breakfast for you? That's the break-in? And pampered you all day. Why did you have to break in? Breaking and worshiping.

Gave you a foot rub. Okay. And gave you a butt rub. Oh, nice. Oh, I like that. Okay. And put lotion all over that beautiful body. What would you do? What would you do? What will you do? What will you do? It went from what would you do to what will you do? That's on the agenda for today. Okay.

Is this a- Well, first of all, it's breaking in. Yeah, why the breaking in? It's breaking in worship. Can't I invite him in? There's no charges for that. See, I mean, I would invite a gentleman in to do all these things. I don't get why he has to, of all the wonderful things he was claiming to do there, he has to break in to do them? I mean, get a key?

That's the fetish, maybe? Is this in the porno world, like breaking in? Well, you know, he's an aggressive lover. Yeah, we know. He's just a big lover. What will you do? And interesting, I think he's outdoors for this one. Yeah, it looks like he's by the pool probably getting a tan. It's overcast day. We're in the park.

That'd be wild. Shirtless in the park is a move. We should say, though, this is an evolution. Because it used to be just like, good morning, get your feet on the ground. He didn't mention his queens. Now he's like, I'm breaking into your fucking house. It's like a real step up. He's making breakfast, though. It's like, that's a weird one to wake up to. You're like, was that the door downstairs? Yeah.

I smell bacon. It's so weird. It's also important to remember Bundy started by just watching porn, you know? Bundy would let him over to his own house, wouldn't he? No, that was Dahmer that would let them at his house. Oh, yeah, his place, yeah. He just didn't leave. He just came over to watch videotapes. Yeah, he came over to watch the tapes with me. I don't think this guy can climb in through the window. That's tough for him, yeah. I mean, unless it's a bay window or...

Oh, good news. We have a second video. Hold on. Oh, follow up? Oh, yeah. The king wants to eat frosting off your titties. Oh, yeah. Let me suck on them nipples. A lot less flowery narrative with that one. He just went straight to the point. I kind of like that he has both sides. Yeah. There's one that's really romantic, and then he's real horny right now. Yeah, that first one was a real romance novel, and this one, you just got tits and frosting.

Well, that's usually how these guys go. It starts off with a soft pitch, and then it becomes aggressive. Well, you know, just like us, they have to make content every day, and some days they just go, God, you know, I don't got anything in the tank. Nope. I'm going to lick the frosting off your tits. Good, I did my job for the day. Let me suck on them nipples. Yeah.

No shirt on when he's in the cab of the truck there. He's on duty. He can't drive shirtless. No, no. Damn, that's a shame. Yeah. I know. It's really good to see him, though. We haven't seen Steve in a while. Yes. He looks great. He does look... He actually does. I think he's lost a few LBs. Yeah. Yeah. He looks tan. He's out in the sun.

No, he looks good. No Kings and Queens talk, though. I haven't seen him on the talk doing it. Maybe they flagged all his Queens videos. Yeah, because I follow him and I haven't seen any updates of his work. He's evolved. He's out. He's like, I don't do that anymore. Yeah, maybe. Try Googling King and Queens. Yeah, call me in 2019. Yeah. God.

Told me you're not a real fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're still citing King and Queens. Queens above 18. Yeah.

And if you want to buy a shirt. Oh. Oh. He's still. Yeah, still up. Wow. Ooh, what's that skull face? Let's see the latest. That second one looks real good. I like that one. We're in Queens above 18. How are we doing this morning? I'm good. Yes, it's time to wake up, put them feet on the ground, let's take off running. Let's have a good day today. Thank you. Remember, no bra day. Oh, yeah. Continuing all year. Come on. All year. It's not.

All right. All year long. You have a wonderful day. I got to do a video. And if you guys need anything, you let me know. I'll let you know. Get on my page and watch the new video that I got to do. You'll love it. That's the one with the tips. You have a wonderful day, and I will see you tonight. I'm going to try to go live. Is that like a Fabio guy behind him? Is that? I think it's kind of fun. Come on in my cave and quit.

I kind of think that's how he imagines himself. Yeah. Like the guy in the back with the flowing hair. Definitely. Oh my God. That's how I, I have phantom hair all the time. By the way, who announces the video they're gonna make? Yeah. It's a teaser. He's saying, this is just more content. You know, Hey, later on today, there's going to be a video popping off. And where's that video going to, is it going to be here or is it another place? Yeah.

It's sort of like when you order the shirt, he's like, send Debra an email. She'll send a message to Rebecca who will tell me. But you don't pay her. You pay me and then tell me the size. You tell her the address. What the fuck? Oh my God. What's his next video? What's the big reveal? There's like...

Come on. Time to wake up. Whoa. It's always time to wake up. Come on. Time to go to work. Is this what he was promoting? Come on. There you are. Oh, this is terrifying. Yes. It's time to get up and start that new job today at the dental office. Oh. Oh. How specific. Your king, Alex, is very proud of you. This is a cameo type thing. Damn. Very proud. And he can't wait to take you on a nice date.

That's cool. This is weird cuckings that he's doing here. Jesus. Wow.

I don't like the angle. My hands are sweating. I'm so nervous. I like the lighting. It's like he's over me right now. I just feel... I can feel the pressure. There you go. Alex is a real thoughtful boyfriend. Now, in this scenario, is Alex underneath him also? I don't know. Alex just invited Steven. You've got a busy day today on that new job. You've got a new job. Yeah.

Yes, I love your big mommy milk. Oh, God, stop saying that. Also, what woman's like, oh, you did it. You booked this video? God, I'm so wet. You know what I mean? I can see if they're like, oh, John Stamos. Cool. This is who you booked for me? Happy Valentine's Day. Where is he?

He loves you. This is his bed? He loves you very much. It's a nice bed. Is that the ceiling? That's the ceiling. You have a good day. He got some money, dude. That looks good. That's a hell of a ceiling. Love you, my queen. Okay. We're good. That's a hell of a ceiling. He's looking over us. We're supposed to be waking up. It's a great directorial. But I don't think that's what he was promoting. I think he was promoting something entirely different.

There'll be a new video up. This is like a... Oh, no. Yeah, that was just a random video. What's that second one there? I just like... Good morning, my kings and queens above 18. How we doing this morning? We're good. We're good. Thanks for asking. Yes, it's time to wake up, put them feet on the ground, and take off running. Let's have a good day today. Remember, no bra day. No bra this year. No. Tenue in all year. Come on.

All right, Mike Wayne. All right, Mike Kings. Yes. You have a wonderful day. Thank you. I've got to do a video. This is what we just watched. If you guys need anything, let me know. This is different? Yeah. This feels identical. Go to my page and watch the new video that I've got to do. You'll love it. Where the hell is it? A lot more energy, this one. I had no idea it was no broad day all year. How are we doing this morning? Time to put them feet on the ground and take off. Open them big, beautiful eyes and let's go.

Remember, be kind to people out there today. Tell everybody that they matter and that you love them. Sometimes he does this. Try to help any way you can. Okay, I think we're good. No bra day. Thank you. No bra day. It's all year. All year. I had no idea. I have not been celebrating. I've been really like... God.

No broad day. What a terrible Christian I am. Yeah. It's no broad day every year. Yeah, the real Christians celebrate no broad day all year. Have you known, do you know that we've discovered this whole lane of people who vacation in undesirable places? Oh.

Oh, I saw the Disney people. You did, yeah. Was that part of that? That's kind of like just weird adults, but these are people who go to like North Korea, Syria, Afghanistan. Because I like vacationing in America. Like I'll go to like Fargo.

Really? Yeah, like random. Like if I find a hotel that I like or something. And just kick it there for a week? Yes. Really? Because nobody goes there. It's fun. Oh, that's kind of nice. And there's like a nice restaurant or something. And then you'll spend a whole, like just alone time? Like a weekend or whatever. Yeah. Well, this is a little different. This is like North Korea. Yeah. Do you like Fargo? Why don't you check out Iraq? This is our first day as Americans visiting Iraq. Our flight landed in Baghdad at 5 a.m. And yes, there's always a bit of apprehension arriving to certain countries.

Because I'm a woman. Big welcome. She's blonde, too. Fuck. Oh. That's weird. Yeah.

It's one of the oldest universities in the world. Hasn't been attended in 20 years. Boated down the Tigris River, stopped for juice, visited my personal favorite, the market, drank tea at this 100-year-old cafe whose owner lost his four sons in an explosion that happened on this

the street, met some of the friendliest people and took lots of selfies, stopped for more food, visited a monument that Saddam had built, and as if we hadn't eaten enough food, we were then told it was time for dinner. Follow along to see more of what it's like to visit Iraq.

I mean, I thought I was going to end with her being beheaded. I thought for sure. I mean, a blonde woman. It's so dangerous. Like that. You got to tie that hair back. It's so upsetting how happy they look in this final frame. I hate it. I mean, they died, right? No. When I went to the Middle East, the first time I dyed my hair brown, remember? Yeah. Because I was a blondie. And yeah, because you just stand out. Yeah. And they want to take pictures. They were like, I remember my cousin, we went to Morocco. Yeah.

And she like put her hair in a, she put like a, whatever they call it, a thing around her head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of, but like really just a rag or whatever.

wrapped her head up in it and then you know because people were coming up to her like she was a supermodel yeah they're like oh my god oh my god i'm like you're gonna get fucking yeah too much attention here yeah tooken yeah but at least she's covered her arms and legs which is smart because sometimes you know women don't want to do that when they go to these places yeah wear the booty shorts that'd be a cool move i gotta see that one how much does this cost to like

The whole trip? It was a flight to Baghdad, Josh. It was $137. How do you get there? How do you even get to Baghdad? Yeah, I mean, that is a lot of layovers, I'd imagine. You got to go to a few dicey airports.

Why are you going on Qatar Airways to Royal Jordan? That's a lot of flying. Look at the, how many stops is it? It's 29 hours. That's crazy. Five days later. The last plane is pulled by a donkey. Wait, does LAX connect there? It's a direct from LAX. That'd be crazy. That's insane. I'd go right now. I'd go for the show. No.

Austin. Yeah. It says two-stop. Wait. Yeah. There's no direct to Baghdad. And if there is. That's Qatar. Everyone knows. So it goes LAX to Qatar. Ah. And you can go from Qatar to Baghdad. Baghdad. Yeah. Ah. Interesting. Yeah. Sounds great. Taking note. How would you like to go? Should I do a show from Baghdad? That'd be pretty cool. Can we introduce a segment of your show where you start going to these places too? Yes. Yeah.

I'm like Anthony Bourdain of danger. Yeah. I like how she's surprised that nobody's at the monuments. Nobody's at the monuments. It's like we have the place to ourselves. I thought this would be high tourism hours. Yeah. Not a lot of people checking out Saddam's palaces. That's what that one guy said who was in another war zone. He's like, there's nobody.

roads. It's totally safe. It was weird when she started saying some, I forget even what it was, but she was saying some extreme things in there a little bit. I thought she was going to come across and be like, this child was gassed back in the 90s. Yeah, she was like, this we ate here, and then we ate at this place, and the owner's four sons were killed in an explosion here. Anyway, dinner was awesome. Boy, oh boy, the grape leaves. Hummus is delicious. That's a fucking nightmare. Bagdad. I can't think of a worse place I'd

want to go. Oh, well. Maybe some of the other areas around there. Yeah. They find them, these two. Yeah. Oh, it's just these two people? Yeah. Every time? There's a few of these crackers that go to these awful places. And they think it's charming to be like, we're going to North Korea, even though we're told not to. Yeah, yeah. See, it's not so bad. There's this thing that's really upsetting when somebody goes, but we're nice.

that they think that that you know i mean like that buys you we'll be okay passage safe passage like we're super nice and we're we're just open and we want to learn they're like we don't give a if you want to learn yeah about our culture yeah i mean the funny thing is we're just never going to know uh what happens until they just stop making videos well there will be until there's a new york post article like a couple died a influencer couple was killed in baghdad yesterday

We'll be like, who is that? Oh, it's those two. Sadly, their insides were strewn upon the street. Anyway, weather has been out of control. The woman was, we don't want to talk about it. Oh, yeah. Airtight. She

She did, however, not have on a bra because it's no bra day all year. Dude, I remember being in the Middle East, the UAE, during Ramadan, and I wanted to eat Chinese food during the day. And I was in like a nice westernized hotel, and they even put up like barriers so that, you know, you're not being disrespectful to the religion. Like you have to eat behind barriers so that the religious police don't come and arrest you. You're going to a fucking...

Abu Dhabi or something? Yeah, Abu Dhabi. That was Dubai, I think I was in. You're going there. Are you scared? No. He's got nothing to fear. Guys are fine. Ah, true.

This dumb, dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not going to take it. I was with the military. I was okay. Dumb broads. This time you get a Saudi prince. He's got some, come fuck my women and ride my draft or whatever. I don't know. Okay. You say so, boss. Yeah, exactly. Have you followed any of the, we found these outlier influencers into different fashion and different places.

of life that Tony P are you a Tony P fan? I love Tony P. Yeah I got some Tony P stuff here. Let's go. This guy. Wow. Look at the edits. Oh the jog. Navy suit. He's so adorable. Pendability. I thought this was going to be like one of those girls that changes every time they jump or whatever you know. Oh yeah. That's so funny they do that.

He looks great. And he really puts it out there that he's usually like looking for love, right? It's like, here's what a bachelor does and all the things that, you know. That's what I'm missing then is,

Wow.

After getting dressed, I realized I needed breakfast and the clock was ticking. Uh-oh. Could you imagine setting up the camera for all this? No wonder you're late for everything, you fucking idiot. I mean, stop setting up your camera and shooting all this. I'd put it up once and I'd be like, all right, here's my getting out of bed shot. And I'd be like, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah. It takes a lot. Yeah. That's a lot. So I decided today was a Dunkin' Day and I took out my phone and ordered my usual latte.

I mean, that's a lot of work to screen grab all this. And after some intense deliberation, a chocolate frosted donut because I thought I deserved a little extra sweetness for the day ahead. Since I ordered on the Dunkin' app, there was no need to rush, so I was able to de-stress for a few minutes and make sure the hair was in tip-top shape before heading out for the day.

Once I arrived at Dunkin', my order was right there waiting for me, and I was able to actually eat breakfast in peace for a few minutes before making it to the office in time for my... I thought he was late. I thought he was late, and then he's like, and then I was fired from my job because I showed up four hours late from editing this video all morning.

This is by the way, I'd like to meet a woman, but I spend all my time editing these videos. So I can't possibly make a human connection with anybody. What do you think? I would love to see you and him go out on the town together. I think that would be like, put your fucking phone down.

You fucking jerk. I'm trying to do coke in here. Junior CNN correspondent looking ass. That's funny. Hey, Broccoli, that was a good one. Which side of those blue trousers do you run your massive hog down, Tom?

Jeff Nemeth. This is the kind of thing I want on the show when we do Behind the Genes. Come on in with this energy. That ain't the only chocolate hole you slammed this morning, is it, Tone? Yeah. Yeah. Daddy Crane got you, dog. Gotcha. My wife forgot to wake you up when she left. Sorry, Tone. Damn. Yeah, if this guy gets laid, he's going to put it up. He's like, and then I did missionary position, and then we switched to doggy, and then she decided to suck my penis dry. Yeah.

I mean, God, I hope so. And I came inside of her. Here's where she really spit all over it. It was awesome. That is a man late for work, ready to accept the termination in a vibrant, masculine manner. Yeah, that is. That's comments are fun. Yes, they are. God, they're fun.

It is a good time. Some of the great writers out there. There's some really fun. I do love Tony, though. Tony P is my Andrew Tate. Yeah. What is this? Do you guys know what he does for work? I don't know. I mean, he's in D.C. It feels like he would be like a, like a, whatever, one of like the, not an intern, but whatever's right above that. Yeah. Like in some congressional office. Or it's just one of these dopes that goes to like a WeWork and is like, well, I did my emails. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. They just show up at these offices. They don't really work for anybody. Yeah. No, he dresses too well. He does dress really nice. He dressed up to brush his teeth for the video. He was brushing his teeth with a tie on. Yeah. He's always really, really well dressed.

I would put the tie on after. Yeah. Maybe I should hook Chase up with Tony P. You think that could happen? Don't do that to poor Chase. I know. I like him, though. He's sweet. Oh, he's a consultant at a management consulting firm. Oh, see, that's a fake job. People do it. Yeah, that's not real. Oh, I'm a manager at a consulting firm. That's like when somebody does, I do import-export. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of office jobs where I just go, that's fake, right? Yeah. That's not real. I know. Yeah.

There's not like a welder or something, you know? What's up with the Josh P. love life? Oh, you know, we're trying to get out there. You know what I've learned at 38 years old? It took me this long to figure it out.

Getting laid is easy. Yeah. It's finding a connection with someone that's the hard part. Oh, I like this, Josh. Yeah. Yeah, this is new for you. Yeah, it took me this long to figure out. Turns out getting laid is the part that I didn't have to worry about. It's someone tolerating my presence for a long enough time, you know? Yeah. Where it could be permanent. That's real intimacy, actually. Yes, exactly. Which helps coming, turns out. Yeah, duh.

Look at that. That's what we figured out, folks. That's what we figured out. Yes. Look at that. Wow. Wow. The boys in the booth are moot. They don't do that a lot. That's really special. Yeah. No, they don't do that a lot. They don't clap. Oh, clap. I see. I thought you meant. Oh, they come a lot, but they don't clap a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

That's exciting, Josh. Do you know what type of woman you're looking for? Well, I'd like to get with a warmer lady than my past efforts. You know, that would be nice. Someone who's kind. Someone warm and kind. Yes. Kind goes a long way. Yes, because before, I mean, my dick would get real hard when they were like mean and icy. But then it turns out it doesn't last. No, you need a nice person. Yeah. So...

Hey, back to the drawing board. Okay. Well, I'm excited. I'm excited for what the future holds for you. What about age range? Oh boy. It's becoming, the bottom is becoming a low, a lot lower. You know what I mean? Like as I get older. Yeah. It's just kind of getting, the ceiling's getting a little close, you know? Yeah. How, how high will you go?

I've gone pretty high. You have? Yeah, I think the one time I dated a girl was like 44, when I was like 30. Oh, okay, so you're not... I'm not opposed. That increases your chance of finding an empathetic, compassionate person. How young will you go right now? And I'm saying this as myself included. Yeah. The older it goes, though, we tend to be some discards up here at the sage range if we're still not with somebody, you know? Yeah.

So you got to kind of, sometimes you get a younger one. Yeah, but do you want children and a family and stuff? Kind of. Oh, you do? I mean, a little. I mean, I'm not opposed to it. It would be nice. So you got to go with someone kind of young. You got to get a little fertile one because. Otherwise you get a Riri that will pop out. I mean, we're already dealing with not a full deck over here. Sure. Genetically as it is. I don't want to.

i don't want to risk having a yeah you know brain child well if you meet a broad yeah real wet head if you meet a broad

that's on her last call for making babies, that could be great too. But do you want the last couple of eggs in there? Hey, let me tell you something. My second kid was made on my last egg. It was the last one? He's totally healthy and sweet. Yeah, it's not the last one, but I mean, you know. One of the last few. You ever had a bad omelet? It's still good. You know what I mean? Annie Letterman, one of my best friends, she froze for...

She said she's not going to use them all, so she'll hook me up with one for my eyes. Oh, cool. I'll use its eyes or whatever. Yeah, you'll use its eyes. Yeah, take its eyes out. I mean, we've got to use them somehow. They're just sitting in the fridge. That's true. Somebody's got to use them. Yeah, now they're people, so that's what they say. That is what they say. They're people now. Well, I think you're going to find love. I think it's coming right around the corner for you. I think you will, too. That being said...

I've missed it. I've missed the TikToks. I can't wait to see your curations. It's day seven on the wall. It's anymore. Day seven. Finger nail check. It's also no broad day. I didn't see that. I have so many questions. These are looking gross. That one's a little...

All the painful. Yeah. Yuppie kill. Going to the top. Well, if you're listening, they're climbing a flat side of a mountain.

And not only that, sleeping on it because they don't want to, you know, pull over. That's really high up. Holy shit. So I have so many questions. A, I guess as a man. I'm going to go up to the ship's prow next. This doesn't tickle my... Oh, slipping my edge. One more pitch for a smile. How do you shit? Number one. You just shit. That's easy. Shitting's probably the easiest thing. You just shit off the fucking cliff. Off of the cliff? Yeah. Dude, no way. Why? Do you know how much anxiety you would have? Oh.

I mean, you're on there the whole time. You're sleeping up there. You might as well shit. That's the funnest part. Imagine just dropping a shit and having it go all the way down. That's fun. The other thing is like if something went horribly wrong here. I'm saying just like, let's say your equipment. You didn't fall and die. They're just like, oh, we can't go any further. No one ever is going to walk by. You know what I mean? You just sit. It would be funny.

They're sleeping on the thing and it just goes, and they're like, they're just hanging there for like a week. Someone would just eventually find dead bodies. Yeah, or vultures. You could see it from the bottom. You'd be like, what the hell's up there hanging? Oh, they've been up there for a minute. Yeah, those are decomposed. I mean, when was the last night at camp? Oh, last night at camp. Yeah.

What a wall. What a wall. Oh, boy. Worth it.

Worth it. Look at that. That's what they climbed up. Jesus. Now, wouldn't it be fun? The best part about that would be shitting off of that. Oh, pissing. I think if you're a man peeing off, that would be pretty fun. It would be fun, though, to watch somebody else shit off there and be able to just watch the shit fall all the way down. Okay, but I have a question for you. And taking paper and just throwing it behind it. Tom, would you rather do the cave diving where you're in the narrow spaces? But you're sleeping on the wall. Sleep on the wall.

- 100%. - Shitting on the wall. - Not shit on the wall, fuck on the wall, jack up on the wall.

Live on the wall. What do you think, Josh? What do you think? I think wall over the cave. Is the cave like you have to swim under the water? No. The cave is the tight spaces. No, I don't like that at all. I'd rather be on the wall. I'd rather be on the wall. I'd jizz off the wall. I'd jerk off off the wall. I'd make her watch and she'd be like, I don't want to do this. I'd be like, shut up. Shut up. That's why we came up here. We have to fuck in that thing, too. Yeah. On that thing on the side of the wall. You would die. You would break itself. Oh, no. That's how you break it. You have to fuck gently. That's all. God.

Quiet, just slow. You know how cold it is up there too? You know how fucking cold it is? Yeah, it's cold. It is cold. It sucks. The altitude sucks. He's up there on a bird, like a bird.

This guy, he just makes random times. I like his stuff. I like him. Yeah, he's rad. He's got a good disposition. Yeah, making the most of what you've got. Was that a bird sound or a dog? Oh, I think it's a bird. Thank you for including this. You were obviously all starving on the mountains. What did that feel like with the starvation and the intense cold?

Hunger is different there. He's saying that it's different when you go, oh, I'm hungry for lunch, I'm hungry for dinner. It's different than the hunger you feel when you haven't eaten for days. All you feel is pain in your stomach. If you don't eat, you're going to die.

And they got the news on day 10 that the search had been called off.

And he's saying that at that point they realized that the only way that they could survive would be if they were to consume one another, their dead friends.

And then they made the agreement that if they, they packed that if they died, they told their friends, like, you can use my body, you can eat my body. Yeah. And then they put the friends that were medical students in charge of like, okay, cut them up. You're the cook.

I wouldn't do that. I'd give it to my best chef friend. Like Bert. Bert barbecues nightly. And Bert does cook a lot. But can he, like say you gave him a regular chicken. Right. Would he know how to cut it up? Yeah. I think he could. I don't know. I've done, I've butchered an emu with him, you know. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. We do. I did most of the cutting. Oh, so you're the one that's going to cut the bodies, clearly. I think he would enjoy that part. Yeah. This one? Yeah. Yeah. Big hard on.

Now, did they wait for the people to die or were they like, Jeff, you're pretty close and you're fat. We kind of don't want you to be less fat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeff, you're going to die soon, right? I mean, what do you say?

Poor medical students. A first-year medical student, I had never seen a dead person either. But since they had assumed their role and they really believed they were doctors, they assumed that role and we solved a problem that we had to solve because we had the most sacred of rights, which was the right to life and the right to go home.

I think I would, if I knew that the search was called off too on top of everything else, I'd be like,

y'all can just eat me. I'm done. What are we living for? It's like those apocalypse movies. I'm always like, what are they trying to live for? Yeah, why are you trying to live? Hey, why don't you get that rock and smash my head open? Yeah, exactly. How do you want me to go out? You want me to... Well, this is interesting. They dried the meat from the bodies in the sun to make it edible. I mean, I would prefer fire, like a smoked, wood-smoked flavoring on this. Who knows what their fire resources were, though. Yeah, well... I can make a fucking fire out of it.

of nothing yeah i would figure that shit out too dude i could do that you're that what kind of pussy can't make a fucking fire well plus bro bitch you smoke cigarettes now so like you probably have a lighter on you at the time of the crash that's true that's true we would have relied on you for if it was sunny and dry though i feel like i could make a fucking fire out of nothing that was the one during new year's eve i did acid and i went camping and it like fixed my brain in ways

You can't understand. Well, now you want a relationship, yeah. What's that? Now you want a relationship. But I made fire out of nothing because it was so hot. Like, the desert was so dry. I could just... And it came to be. Damn. Then I just used the breath in my lungs...

In the hot coals the rest of the week. Look at that. Yeah, I felt like a real man. Made me feel capable. You guys totally have permission to eat me if we get into it. Yeah, I would never want to live because it's like... Yeah, I don't care. I'll die quickest probably. I'd be like, get rid of me. I mean, what are we trying to do here? Yeah, and I'm real fatty and probably delicious. I'm probably tastier than both of you. I'm probably real stringy like a horse. You know? What?

We're like a string. I'm like a delicious fucking New York strip, though. You think so? Totally. Probs. Yeah. Yeah. You've been working out a lot. I got some meat. I got some fat. Yeah. Good ribs. I think these would be like going to Franklin's. It'd be fucking delicious. Dude, that's true. Actually, you might be the tastiest. I'm like a Kobe beef. I've just been massaged. Yeah, I'm like a chicken McNugget. That's what you just want a few bites of. Yeah, I'm like Wagyu. I'm just all fat. Yeah.

I'm like the goo they pour out. Oh, cool. This is all eggs? Yes, this guy, his whole account is dedicated to eating raw eggs every single day. And he's drinking two steins full of raw eggs. This is just rocky, dude. I know, but that's like three eggs, bro. He's going to drink the second one.

Oh, Jesus. Look at him. He's about to puke. He's going to hold it in and drink the second Stein. You don't need to do this. There's so many. Why is he doing this? And he's dead. This is his hook, guys. Everybody's got a hook. This is his hook. What is the verdict on raw eggs? At one point, it was like, that's what you do when you go to box or whatever. And now it's like, then it was like, it's completely unhealthy for you.

But I feel like it's come back around, you know? I do feel like it's come back around, too. I do. Yeah, there's been a report where it's like, actually, you know, it's kind of good for you. He's having a little trembling. It's good for you.

Yeah, that would have made me vomit everywhere. It looks like if we went to a bukkake. It's just like, ugh. Yeah, eggs, the liquid, when they're in liquid form like that, they're gross. I could probably handle doing one or two of those. I could do one, yeah, for sure. One. I've definitely done one, just because when you're a kid and you see Rocky do it, you're like, okay, I'm going to do that. Rocky's a fucking man. And I like a raw yolk. Like, I like a runny yolk. That's cool. Not like that. But not like that, bro. Drinking it all warm and shit? Fuck. Fuck.

So ladies, if you're looking for a man who could make you laugh, I'm the man. If you're looking for a man who loves to dance and can dip you, I'm your man. If you're looking for a man that loves to shoot pool, I'm your man. If you're looking for a man who can beat the drums, I'm your man. If you're looking for a man who is very romantic,

I'm your man. Do you guys read off his handle so that the women can find him? Yeah, sure. This is at user 216077547835. Easy to remember. I like that he just named things that guys. He just saw a Robert Redford movie and he just started naming. How many chicks out there love a guy that can shoot pool? Yeah, yeah. You want a guy who can shoot tobacco? I'm your man. You want a guy...

Who can drive a car real fast? None of those appeal to women. No. None. Well, I like the dip me while I dance. I like to shoot pool. Who's still dipping while they dance? Yeah, you like to shoot pool. Who's going dancing? Why are we shooting pool? I like pool. Okay. Remember, where was our first date? Yeah, no. Okay. In a dirty dive bar in Pasadena. You're right. Once in 20 years we have shot pool. Because we can smoke cigarettes in there. Yeah, I know. Okay. Yeah, you make it sound like you're at a pool hall like, skadoosh, skadoosh, and you have your cue or whatever. No.

No, but I like it. Okay. I don't mind. That gets the pussies wet when a guy has his own cue coming up with a little briefcase. Chalks it up. Oh, God, they're just dripping down, up and down the bar. Oh, this is more egg stuff from the same guy. He's just obsessed with eggs. It's called the egg toy for ladies. Oh, I guess it's for ladies. Yeah. Huh? Huh?

Wait. Yeah. I'm going to need to know the engineering on how that works again. Wait, so that makes their clit, that flicks their clit? I guess. I don't know that that looks like it works. That doesn't feel good. Yeah, that's not... Hey, the way this little wood stick bounced off my clam...

I'd love to know what he does to eat pussy. Oh, stop. No, Josh. He's at Predator. Did you know in Pakistan, you could go to the dentist for only $5? Today, I'm with a street doctor, and he gives everything from a general checkup, removing your wisdom tooth, and replacing even fallen out teeth. And where I'm from, that would cost easily $200. So tell me, guys, when was your last dentist appointment, and would you definitely come here? That's the dentist. Oh, outside at a...

I think that's the $200. This would cost $200. Yeah, so you can have a room that you're inside of. Yeah. Air conditioning, sterilization. This is outside a tire shop and he's just like on the street. That's on the side of an off ramp. Well, my question is how is he removing your wisdom teeth on the sidewalk? Because those are hard to get out. Usually they have to break them. No, they can hold you down. Anesthesia. Yeah, they hold you down, get some tools. He didn't say it was easy. He said it was cheap. Yes.

Well, oh, thanks for setting up another. Hey ladies, if you like a man who knows how to hit that G spot. Oh, there we go. That would be me. There we go. There, that's what we were all waiting for. I'd love to watch him hit the G spot. Show me where it is. It's just like, you know, hey, get your feet on the ground, take off, show me those fucking tits, you know? It always flips. I'm romantic and I, yeah, I play pool. Yeah.

Let me just eat your pussy. Hit the G spot. It always goes here. It always goes here. It's all a ruse till this comes out. This is everything. Well, I'd venture to guess more women want him to hit the G spot than watch him play pool. This is going to work with somebody. I'll take pool. I don't know. Oh, really? You don't want the G spot hit? Well.

while he's like eight ball corner pocket when he hit the G spot if you have to get if you guys have to make out with the king or him who's it gonna be the king or him yeah does he have more is he gonna say more here no that's it it's just G spot yeah yeah

I kind of would take the king because he's a little more socialized. I think I'm more familiar with the king, so I would feel better being more intimate with him. This definitely has more traits of mental illness, like the look and the style. He'd be an aggressive kisser, too. I don't think he's very receptive to a person's... And I actually think he's really...

He's really all about you got to praise him. You got to do things for this guy, you know? I think the king's happy to take care of you. Yeah. I don't think this guy really is. The king is a sensual man. Yeah. This guy, he's shooting pool. He's a real maverick cavalier. I don't know if I want to get mixed up with him. Yeah, I don't know, man. I think, who would you make out with? The king. Yeah. I mean, I know him. I met him. Right. I have rapport, like you were saying, Josh. Yeah.

I feel like this guy would have to, I'd have to really talk to him for a minute. I mean, one night of pool action, you never know. You're going to be. Let me suck on them nipples. Yeah. That's happening too. Yeah. Yeah. Don't forget that. One night at the pool hall with this guy though. Who knows? Who knows? Hell yeah. The king wants to eat frosting off your titties. There you go. See, that makes me feel at least safe.

And you know what's so fucked up since I've had kids when he's like, I'm going to suck on your nipples. I guess what my babies did. Yeah. I think of my children. That'll ruin it for sure. Yeah. I mean, I may be for even for the King. That'll get them off your nipples. All right. Well, look, I want to die. I think it's horrible. That is a perfect way to end the show. Your own TikToks bothered you. When you're bummed out by your own stuff, that's how you wrap up a show.

So we're super excited. Behind the Jeans premieres tonight live for channel members only at 5 p.m. Central here on the YMH YouTube channel. It will be up for everyone tomorrow. It's Josh Potter's new weekly show. Yes, I can't wait. Get in the chat. Help us out and give us, I mean, what you want to talk about too, please. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, let us know. I'm excited. Let us know. Thanks for coming, dude. Thank you. Can I plug some dates? Of course. Oh, my God. I have so many. I won't belabor the point. Take your time. Oh, boy. I have so many dates for 2024, folks. Coming up here this week, I'm going to be at Chandler, Arizona at the Mic Drop Comedy Club. Woo!

April 26th and 27th, Huntsville, Alabama. May 3rd, Seattle, Washington. May 29th, Baltimore, Maryland. May 30th, Washington, D.C. May 31st, Pennsylvania. June 15th and 16th, Houston. And in August, I'll be in Omaha and Des Moines, Iowa. So get all the tickets up on my Instagram, on my Twitter. Go to the link and buy them. They're all on sale.

There you go. Hell yeah. Josh Potter, always great to see you. We love you. Thanks, Josh. Thank you so much for having me. I love you guys. I'm so happy that we're doing the show, and I can't wait to do it. All right. Awesome. Can't wait for everyone to watch it. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening. We'll see you next week. It's BB time. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone's mother into this. Your mother is a bitch.

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