[Patreon Preview] Ep 40.5: Guatemala
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Yeah, yeah. Stamos, so handsome. Would you? Oh, yeah. Really? Well, I'd kiss him. Really? Yeah, I would like to see him naked. Really? I don't know if I'd touch his dong, but I would cuddle with him. Yeah. You wouldn't cuddle with Stamos? Take the little spoon on that one. I don't want to be the little spoon. I'll take little. I'm submitting. He's a...

I'm all in that. He's still got a full head of hair. His skin looks great. He's in shape. Like, how does he do it? He's like Rob Lowe. There's a couple of white guys out there who just hang in.

Yeah. Brad Pitt looks great. Cruz. Rich dudes who have had work done and have personal trainers. Oh, is there work done? They've got to have. There's no way they haven't had work done. Trainers, I'll give you. But I don't know. If you pull up Stamos in 1994 to 2020. I'll give you another one. What's his name from Ant-Man? Rudd. Yeah. Rudd is older than the guys in Cocoon were, by the way. Look at that.

Just tall, dark, and handsome hot cup of jizz. He looks better now. Wait a minute. Better than this? Yes. It's only because of the mullet, though. He's a good-looking young guy. He's a little more rugged now. There he's a little kind of, I don't want to say chubby, cherubic-faced, but now he looks a little more chubby. You don't like young men. You want a sugar daddy. Hell yeah. Definitely. Give me a Clooney. He is a handsome guy. Man, with the suit, with the eyes. He's got the eyebrows. Yeah.

Look at that hair. Not a fucking gray in sight. I'm sure he dyes it, but unbelievable. And guys who shave don't always look great. He's fully clean shaved. Looks amazing. I don't look good fully shaved. I don't either. What do you think he's into? Sexually? Yeah. Oh, feta. Yeah.

Even though I'm a fetish, he has a fetish. Yes, he's a foot fetish. Although when you stick the fetish in him, he goes, have mercy. Join the Patreon right now at patreon.com slash we might be drunk. You get emails. Tell us your wrecks, your jokes, your drinks. We'll open boxes. You're missing out, folks. All the good stuff's on the Patreon. Tell a friend.