Venmo for Jesus with Laci Mosley
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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. I'm just getting so good at that. The clap on is just, I mean, we're hitting our stride with that. We are. I mean, it's just better every time. Every single time, listener, that the clap on of this podcast is peaking. It's at its peak. That's not good for the future trajectory of the podcast.

That's not good at all. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is a bad house guest. And let me tell you why. So as you know, people in Oklahoma for the weekends, they go to the lake. So when you're at the lake, you're not close to towns, generally speaking. Like a grocery store, you typically buy your stuff before you leave. So at the lake, one of my dearest friends hosted about 20 people.

for the weekend. Okay. That's probably her first mistake. Right out of the gates, you host 20 people. What could possibly go wrong with this fucking amazing species of ours? But go on. Right. You make a great point. Go on. So she has done all the shopping for all the meals that are going to be made being hostess with the mostest. Okay. She had two guests that were vegetarian and gluten-free.

That did not bring their own food. So she had to scour the planet for vegetarian and gluten-free options in a lake town in Oklahoma. How old are these people? These are adults, like 20s.

Early 20s. Early 20s. Early 20s. That's okay. That's putting the camera lens into focus. If this is a 40 year old, I've got a huge problem. But early 20s still peak narcissism. But I just can't wrap my head around it. Like, are you seriously going to have the host?

Go out and buy more food because you can't bring your own food. Like your food issues are your problem. They're not my problem. They're not anybody else's problems. If you are wanting to be vegetarian and gluten free, good for you. But don't burden somebody else with that. I was just shocked that that happened. I'm shocked that you're shocked. I know. I guess I shouldn't be. But I was just like, what on earth? Have you been on the Internet lately?

Have you seen all of the fucking, you know, I'm gluten free. I'm vegan. I'm vegetarian. I mean, it is a fucking battle cry now. I mean, you can't go to one. You can't go through 30 seconds of being on the Internet without hearing about somebody's dietary restrictions. And it's like they're flexing. But let me ask you this. Did these any of these guests have celiac disease?

I do not know the answer to that, but I'm guessing for sure they didn't. Well, then why the fuck was she scrambling around trying to find them something? I would have been like, well, this is what I'm serving. Yes, that's exactly what I told her. Tough titties. If you don't like it and you can't eat it,

Suck a bag of dicks. It's not my fault. Tough titties. We're not like. Tough titties. And it's so selfish. She sees that she's hosted 20 people. Right. And she's, but then your friend goes out and tries to enable. Yes. These. Yeah. See, I can't. I mean, first of all, I'd never invite 20 people to stay overnight with me. Ever. So kind of, I put everything at that on her. Yeah.

You know what I mean? The fuckery with the gluten-free and the fuckery with the vegans, that's just her problem that she invited 20 people for an overnight stay, especially 20...

Early 20-something. Right. I think it's anybody's problem but hers. But she felt like she was a bad hostess if she didn't move heaven and earth to go get gluten-free slash vegan items in podunk America, Oklahoma. That's probably not even heard of gluten-free, if I were guessing. Well, I am just – I just have a hard time relating to –

to anything in the story because number one, I like gluten. Right. Number two, I eat meat. If you're vegetarian and you're gluten-free, good for you. Quit fucking talking about your diet. Right. Number three, I would never invite 20...

20 something year olds, I would instead say, here are the keys to the lake house to my 20 year old. It's your fucking problem. Right. Doesn't surprise me that two narcissistic 21, 22 year old girls whose mother's done everything for them in their entire life transfers that kind of caretaking to whomever's around them.

Yeah. I mean, that's a valid point. Nobody's ever checked these girls, including your friend that hosted them. She never checked them. Right. And said, listen up. I'm not doing that. I've got meals for 20 people here. This is what I'm serving. Here's my car keys. You can go to the grocery store and find something. Or nobody's checked them, including your friend. Yeah, you're right. I mean, you're not wrong. That's for sure. It takes a village. And the problem is everybody enabling these selfish monsters. Yeah.

That's all I'm saying. All right. All right. Mic drop. So you've done a lot of bragging about Fuck, Marry, Kill. Yes. And we have deprived our listener of Pumps, who claims to be the queen. I'm so good at it. Of Fuck, Marry, Kill. So I have three different sets for you. I'm so excited. I'd love to play this game. Okay. All right. The first one. Okay. Barack Obama. Okay. Okay.

Tom Brady. Mm-hmm. Brad Pitt. Gosh, that's like Sophie's Choice. They're all just fantastic. Okay, so I think that I'm absolutely marrying Barack, of course. Okay. I'm fucking Brad Pitt because he's hotter than shit.

And I'm going to kill Tom Brady because he's pretty boring when I've seen him in interviews. Like, he wouldn't make me laugh. I mean, he's a pretty face. I like that he's tall. But no, I'd have to kill him. Dead. Okay. All right. The next round. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Okay. Timothy Oliphant. My favorite. George Clooney.

Oh my gosh. This is so hard. Because they're all, I mean, you can't go wrong with any of them. You said you're the queen of this. I know. Okay. So here's what I'm going to do. God, I love Timothy Oliphant so much. Okay. Okay. I'm going to marry him. Okay. Because I love him. Okay. And then I guess I'm going to have to fuck George Clooney and then Neil deGrasse Tyson, who I love. And he's so funny.

But I guess I have to kill him. All right. Okay. All right. Fuck, marry, kill. Elon Musk. Ted Cruz. Donald Trump. Oh, my God. I have to marry one of those? You said you're really good at this. I'm waiting to die laughing like I did with Jared Freed. So let's go. You said you were the queen and you fancied yourself so good at this. I am good at it. I thought my last two I did so good on. Oh, my God. Like, I don't know. Oh, my God.

Who I would kill. That's the hardest one. Okay. Who was the first one again? Elon Musk. Okay. I guess what I'll do is because I know Elon Musk.

He runs around and has babies with all these people, but then he's never around. So I'll legally marry him just because I think he wouldn't be around. And he's rich. And he's rich. Right. You could have a PJ. I could have a PJ. Spaceship. Right. Whatever. I would marry Elon hoping he blew up in a spaceship so I could just get all the money and he'd be gone. Who are you fucking? Lion Ted or Donald? Oh my God. You got to fuck Ted Cruz or Donald Trump. Queen of fuck, marry, kill. Come on.

Okay. I'm just going to say, okay, I would, I would fuck Ted Cruz. Oh,

I mean, I'm like throwing up in my mouth. You're fucking Ted. I'm fucking Ted. Fucking Ted. That fat fuck. But at least he's smart a little bit. I mean, because it's obvious Trump's just dumber than a box of Hot Rocks. I could say he's pretty funny. I mean, he's funnier, but he believes it. You're fucking Ted. I'm fucking Ted. And obviously I'm killing Donald, which I don't know. I just can't fuck Donald Trump.

As bad as Ted is, I just can't. Yeah. And I think it would be better for civilization for you to kill Trump. Absolutely. Ted is never going to get elected to anything other than Senator of Texas. Right. Because even the Republicans hate him. Right. Everybody universally hates the guy that you've signed up to fuck. Everybody hates your fuck buddy, Ted Cruz. Including his friends. His neighbors. His friends. His friends.

Entire countries, his own political party. Everybody hates your little fuck buddy, Ted Cruz. You didn't say I had to like it. All right. Welcome to I've Had It.

I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Right now we're going to check in with Kylie for a little social media update. Kylie, what's going on in the social media world? There's a lot going on. I think I'm going to spread a little bit of positivity right off the bat. Let's do it because we're so positive. You are. Yeah. So Michael commented on YouTube.

And said, our goddess of kindness, Jessica. Oh, Jessica's so kind. Always looks so classy in her yacht captain slash part-time librarian attire, sitting next to pumps in her ho-ish excuse for an outfit. By the way, YouTube,

I love that you say that I wear yacht captain attire and I'm going to continue. I love a blazer. I love a blazer with gold buttons. You can call me Julie from the love boat. For those of you that are young that don't know, just go ahead and YouTube that in because she was like the hospitality chair of the love boat, wasn't she? Yes. Social director. Social director. But you have totally bought into the yacht captain because we were talking about a deal we have next week and you're like, I'm going to go full yacht captain. Yeah.

Oh, I'm going full yacht captain. Yeah. Love it. All of my power suits have gold buttons now. Josh and I always say, he said, what are you going to wear today? And I go, I'm going full yacht captain. Pumps, are you going full hoe? I don't know what I did to go full hoe, but I'm staying with it. Stay with the hoe. Stay with the hoe. I'm manifesting. We oppose manifesting.

Okay, Kylie, who's next? Okay, Josh commented on Instagram. Wait, is this Josh Welch? It's not Josh Welch. Oh, I was going to say. He said, at pumps, pumps, pumps. Oh, Lord. If I were straight and much, much older, all caps, I would father your children. Oh, isn't that so nice, Josh? It's kind of a backhanded compliment a little bit, though.

Because he talks about how old I am. Yeah. So, I mean, but I'll take it. I'll take it. That's nice. All right. Who's next? Okay. Next, I'm going to read a comment from Natasha S. on YouTube. Okay. She said, Okay. I had to pause the video just to write this comment. You were talking about prison, which got me thinking, what would Jane and Pips be like in prison?

Jackie 100% would be top dog. Everyone would be her bitch. She would definitely embrace gay for the stay because she gives off lesbian top vibes for sure. In parentheses, I mean power blazers and she can never sit properly in her chair, peep the shoe on the table. Very gay. So maybe you're the one transitioning on the art. She would also run the drug trade in there because she's always talking about tapping veins and injecting shit. So it just makes sense. Totally.

Now, Pops would obviously be the leader of the rival prison gang. She doesn't need to embrace gay for the stay because she's already a lesbian. She would be the person to help people with their parole applications. She takes payment in the form of sachets of sweet tea, probably smuggled up their asses, but it doesn't bother her because she's good with a spoon in the back door. Okay.

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Okay. Next up, we have a guest and she is the host of Scam Goddess. Let's welcome to I've Had It podcast, Lacey Mosley. Okay. Lacey Mosley, the Scam Goddess. What is going on? Hi. Oh, it's so nice to see you guys. I've seen your YouTube, so I feel like I know you. So, um,

Now I can scam you. Totally. Perfect. Totally. So Lacey, you know, if you've seen us on YouTube, then you know that this is a show with like, you know, five-star shit talking. That's what's going to go on here, Lacey. And so what we want to know from you is what have you had it with? Oh my goodness. Okay. I have had it with rents, landlords, everything that's like to be a millennial. It's

It's never ending shit. I feel like there's nothing that was left in good shape for us at all. And like, everyone talks about this all the time. Right. But specificity with like, why can't I write off my rent? Like y'all not gonna let me have a house. Right. I can never own a home.

a home? Like, okay, fine. Can I at least write off my rent? Like I own a home. This is my home. You see these walls I've been painting. I live in an apartment. We paint now in the apartment. We nest in them. We redo the appliances because we're like, this is it. I'm going to die here. Right. Right. Like, you know, some people like a really fancy place that they live in has an elevator, but there's like two versions of that. Either you have an elevator because there's several floors packed with millennials who will never be able to own prop.

Or you have an elevator because you've hoarded all the wealth and you own the biggest properties in town. And it boggles the mind. Now you live in New York? No, I live in Los Angeles, which makes it worse. There's actually land here.

But it's so expensive. And so you're saying the boomers and the Gen Xers, and we're Gen Xers, Pumps is kind of on the cusp. I'm not on the cusp. Anyway. I look like a Zodiac sign. She's on the cusp of Gen X boomer. But anyway, you're saying that we've gobbled up all the land. Yeah. And you guys are stuck in these apartments and you get no tax write off.

And it's a total dick over. It is. And like, what's even more frustrating about it is that all this like, oh, the...

It's not because of scarcity. That's the issue. It's like there's so many vacant, empty places. But now people are buying a property like a freaking stock on the damn stock market. You know, like watching the house like it's the Nasdaq waiting to sell. So there's just like enough Starbucks on the block. And it's like that is empty. I could be in there luxuriating in that home. But no, no, because like I was on Zillow the other day just because like it's so empty.

I'm a masochist. You know, look and be like, never, never. And I saw a house that was the ugliest piece of crap I've ever seen in my life. I kid you not. It was 1,065 square feet. I remember it viscerally. $1.3 million. That's unbelievable. If you're a millennial and you're trying to live in New York or

or California or some like really cool urban city. You're so fucked. You're so fucked. Because real estate prices are so crazy right now. And I can see you're stuck in the renter world. I mean, I remember, I remember the days of renting and you want your place. You want to nest. You want to make it your home. But you know what you're doing, Lacey? You're building somebody else's wealth right now. Right. And paying rent. Yes.

I looked you up and read your whole bio and you, I was born in Dallas, but I saw that you were born in Dallas and then lived in Frisco. I just finished a home, designing a home in Frisco and it's in one of those gated communities. So I want to talk to you since we're on the whole real estate vibe about suburbia and you grew up in suburbia. Frisco, Texas listener is like a man.

a suburb of Dallas and it's very dystopian feeling, wouldn't you say? Yeah, absolutely. All the houses look like the exact same. Every subdivision has school all the way up to high school. So in my like,

neighborhood, there was an elementary school, a middle school, and a high school, like all within walking distance, which I didn't realize was not normal. I was like, your schools are just not all in your neighborhood like mine. Very dystopian. And it's only gotten more cookie cutter, but people love it. You know what I mean? And now it's like become a city because thanks to Jerry Jones, who we later found out was a racist, but still like a cowboy. It was a

a good bet. He's so old. Like, you know, I had to bet money on that. I would have been for sure that cranky a white dude's a racist. I mean, when that thing came out, my husband had been saying for years, I can't stand Jerry Jones. I bet he's racist. And it came out and he goes, what did I fucking tell you? He just has it written all over his face. I like my husband grew up loving the Cowboys. But when Jerry Jones became the super outspoken owner, he

My husband was like, I'm calling it right now. Something's up with this guy. But I do want to talk about, I worry about the suburbs and I've kind of had it with the suburbs. Let me tell you why. The dystopian aspect of it. And then you've got all these cookie cutter houses. All the strip malls look the same. You got your Target, you got your Petco, you got your Walgreens across the street, the CVS. They tend to be really white.

And I just worry that out in these suburbs, we're breeding dystopian, uncultured, white petri dishes of people. And I just, I really worry about the suburbs. Every time I drive through them, I'm like, I just don't know what's going on out here. And I don't know if I'm for it. Yeah.

I really, I worry. I don't know what's going on out here. I worry about it, Lacey, in this development that I just installed the design project in. They all have these golf carts, right? Everybody drives their golf carts around in their neighborhood. They're all drunk, driving around golf carts. And I just worry. I just worry about what's going on out there. I think there's a lot of fuckery going on in the suburbs. You know what's also interesting, to your point, is that

suburbs make it extremely difficult for minorities to get housing because of homeowners associations. I just went down on a deep dive on HOAs and how they can prevent certain people from coming into neighborhoods and actually, um, and about how random fees and fines can pile up and they have lawyers and HOAs are privately owned. So they're basically just the mob. Um,

They're your, they're your like government of your neighborhood, the cul-de-sac, uh, government. Like it's very bizarre. So,

They can give you speeding tickets and they can enforce it and they can add fines to the point where they can take your home like they can foreclose on your home, which is so bizarre to me. But the HOAs and specifically McKinney, I know that when there were like there was some kind of law implemented and it was so interesting to me because we had all seen on the news how there was like these little black girls in swimsuits and the police were like beating up on them. And if it made national news randomly one day I was in a trailer and like.

Sometimes an acting trailer is like, depends on the lot. If they're like hella old, it'll just be like the smallest TV inside of the, like built inside the trailer. And it only plays like PBS on repeat forever. Right. So you don't have anything else to watch. So I was watching it and it was about McKinney. And it was about how they had implemented like these rules for lower income housing where there had to be a certain amount of it in the area. So that is really,

why the policing like went through the roof, because then people were trying to protect their cul-de-sacs and their property by harassing people. And I noticed I used to get followed home a lot around that time. And like all my parents drive a Mercedes and I would get followed home, pulled over. They're like, you don't have your lights on. I'm like, you see them lights off. Like, come on, let's be so serious. Well, I mean, and that's the deal, Lacey. Like, this is what I worry about in the suburbs. I think they're really white.

I think they've got really bad architecture. I think they're not. Oh, the worst. The worst architecture. They're not integrating the communities. I'm happiest as a person when I'm around diversity. And then the suburbs, it just seems like the super focus of white people. And I think sometimes they come up with bad ideas. That's all they're doing over there. They're cooking up.

Listen, there's no more imagination than in the suburbs. They are making up people, conspiracies all the damn time. That's all they do for fun. They get to have bunko nights, they have their wine, and then they talk about how the trans are corrupting our kids. And it's like, there was a shooting in our area just the other day. Like, bro, they happen every single day. They're like, no, no, no, no, no. It's the drag queens. I was like,

know what it is y'all like we it's right there and so yeah they cook up conspiracies because they're bored right the house that like I always say that people who refuse to look in a mirror look out the window

Oh, I like that. Lacey, what is the county that Frisk goes in in Texas? Is it Tarrant County? Collin. Collin. Okay. That county had the highest percentage of attendees at the January 6th insurrection. The county that you came from. No, it is a fact. Google it. Fucking write it down. Your county that had the highest percentage of motherfuckers that went to try to go overturn the election. I mean,

listen, it's like, I need to explain that, but I will. I've,

I lived there. So that wasn't shocking. And I will say it was like weird and hilarious. And also, you know, fucked up when you see like realtors that you've seen like advertisements for, you know, and all this stuff. And now they're like being hauled away and like chains. You took a private jet to go to the Capitol and run it like it was Disneyland. What are you doing? This is so embarrassing. Aren't you embarrassed?

Yeah. I mean, so the more, I mean, the moral of the story listener is I'm worried about the suburbs. I'm worried. I'm glad you made it out safe. Lacey. That's all I'm saying. I'm glad you're crazy to say. Yeah. I made it out the suburbs. Okay.

It is true. I worry about all these kids just, you know, getting totally indoctrinated that that's all there is in the world is cookie cutter houses, you know, these specific nationwide stores, no art, no diversity. I mean, you know, I just, I hope everybody makes it out. Okay. No art. Like what are y'all just golf?

and gossip and swinging. Oh, lots of swinging. Oh, there's a lot of swinging going on. Yeah. I didn't even understand what swinging was until, I can't remember this couple in our neighborhood kept like, they would walk by, you know, to strike up conversation with my parents and stuff. And they kept talking about parents how they need to come over and see their new pool table. And it was like, what? Like,

Okay. Now I want to talk about, so your podcast, Scam Goddess, you cover these scams, which Pumps and I have always called scams rackets. That's a total racket. Okay. So I want to go around and everybody here, Pumps, myself, and our producer, Kylie, we're going to share with you our favorite scam slash racket. And I want you to give us feedback. And so I'm going to start first. So I just did a

I watched the documentary Hill Song about the Carl Lentz, the pastor in New York, this big mega church. And he's this charismatic preacher who's talking about saving yourself till marriage and

He's making millions of dollars, not flying commercial. He's big dicking in the big city, big time. This fucker's drawn in all these people and it's purity culture and everybody be a virgin. He's making millions. And then there are these women that volunteer for this church in black and brown communities that...

that work 40 hours a week for this church for free. Well, guess what? He fucked around. Now he's gone. On his wife. And then he found out.

And then he had to go. And so this is a big scam to me, this whole evangelical preacher where they make all this money, they fly in these PJs. They're saying, you know, what's that other guy that Jerry Falwell Jr. That was paying the full pull boy to fuck his wife. Same kind of racket. These are the rackets that I have had it with. I think it's so disgusting to exploit people spiritually and,

and then profit off of it. And these people really believe in you. They're really hopeful that you're a good person. And then most of the time they're not. They're not. No. No. I just think if you think God is texting you personally and nobody else and that you got to get the word out, there's some kind of delusion there to start with. I think some pastors really care about the community, but a big red flag for me is when you want to grow a church, why do you need to grow a church? Let's just have people put

pull up where we are like why do we we need to reach more people no you need to make more money that's what you're trying to do and like church like religion in general is such a great way to scam people because it's baked right into the bible walk by faith not by sight meaning don't look at this stuff that is questionable right right believe that you know what i mean and like

What that's supposed to mean is like, don't worry about your circumstance right now. Have faith that God will help you. But what it's been twisted into is like, don't worry about this private jet and this Rolls Royce that I bought with the money that you gave to me willingly for absolutely no reason. And you have no way to account for it. Though Austin had a bathroom that had like behind the tile, just like thousands of dollars, like in cash. Totally. Yeah.

God told you to do that? Like, what are we doing? I think that that movement, those evangelical preachers in these mega churches is the biggest racket. And spoiler alert, guess where most of these mega churches are, Lacey? One guess.

They're in the fucking suburbs. They are in the suburbs. Why have I been to four of them? I've been to Hillsong, P.D. Jakes' properties, Joel Osteen's properties. Well, I'll tell you exactly why you've been to four. Because you were raised in the suburbs and it just is the gateway drug to lead to that. Yeah.

That was the first time I saw a credit card swiper like during offering. Yes. Like, you know, it's usually a basket. They were like, don't worry. You can give God money on credit, too. Don't worry about that. And they just passed it down. Yeah. That's unbelievable. I didn't know that.

That is so bad. Yeah. You just text the number and that's how you do it. You Venmo for Jesus. Oh my God. See, I think you're right. Religion is the easiest one to pull a racket on people. You got Scientology, you know, all of these mega churches. It's a total racket, total racket. Okay. Pumps. What's your favorite? Okay. I have two. I have, I'm tied for two with

George Santos, which I listened to your podcast on him, which I loved, loved. And then Elizabeth Holmes, the Theranos girl. What do you think George Santos believes his lies? I mean, when you deep dive into these scams, do you find that the people believe the lies or

or do they just don't give a shit that they're lying? No, I don't think George Sanchez believes his lies, but I do think that a lot of scammers, especially like him, because he was lying about things that he just didn't have to lie about. It's like, George, nobody asked. Like literally nobody asked.

You know what I mean? He's like, I graduated from Harvard. I was like, we didn't ask. But I think there's a fun in people believing your lies. And so that's why they keep doing it because there's like a power and a control. It's like, I just made a whole reality that doesn't really exist and you're believing it. And there's so much power in that. I mean, look at what our government is. It's just a bunch of old white dudes who were like, let's make up rules for everybody. None of it's real. So I think like, I love a scammer like George because he's,

He was like, I'm going to make up my own rules. I'm going to lie. I'm going to do crime. Now, was he good at it? No. Like, you know, he could have taken some pointers from like a Clarence Thomas. In the game longer. They're doing it great. You know, but totally short lived career. Sad to see. Yeah. You know, what's interesting for me about George Santos is he's gay and like he's going to the most homophobic party ever.

on the planet for comfort and like camaraderie. And it's like, oh my God, it's like Candace Owens. You know, I'm like, wow.

What is wrong with you? What's going on there? Like, I don't get it. It makes sense. I mean, there's so many educated black women in liberal spaces and, you know, trying to affect real change that it's hard. That's like a large room. Like saying something smart probably isn't going to get you the traction that it would is be, go be the puppet for the devil. Because then you're like, there's only a few black people over here. So that's a clear lane for, you know, Koundis, excuse me, Candace to, um,

some notoriety. And the same thing with George Santos. Like when you don't have that many log cabin Republicans, it's so easy to shoot to the top and stand out because now you can be a mascot for this party that pretends that their platform isn't bigotry because we're like, look at our, look at our, uh,

diverse that we got. Get out there and be diverse. Tell them about it. Tell them about the GOP. Diverse. Get out there. So they're being the diverse. Now I'll always hear some, you know, like white woman, my age, you know, upper middle class white woman and she'll say something like, oh no, I really love Candace Owens. And I'm like,

Oh, now I know. They trot her out to say, hey, I'm not racist. I listen to a black person. She's Oprah for bigots. That is so good. Let's go on about Theranos. OK, so the Theranos deal, which why they let her stay out of jail so long because she kept having babies. That just turns my stomach.

But so do we think that she believed her lies or she just got caught up in it? I'm really interested in that. I don't know why. So I think she's a unique case because obviously she was lying, but she was in this male dominated space where a lot of people in the beginning of launching their, you

would lie to venture capitalists about how far along they were in the process and everything, because that kind of became the culture. It's like, we gotta get the money first, so we can't tell them the tiny thing isn't actually made yet. You know, you just gotta wow 'em and razzle dazzle 'em. And so in that respect,

I think that she did believe her lies because she was like, as soon as we get all this money from these people that I'm lying to, like, we're going to make the tiny thing. Like, don't worry about it. You know? And then once she got too deep in it, then she just started lying. Cause she was, you know, went in way too deep. I don't really have sympathy for her because she scammed so many cancer patients. And it's like, bro, if you know that you're actually not being able to check these people's blood and they're dying, like maybe just,

She could have even just pulled out of that particular experiment and left those people alone. So persevere because you're chasing money and fame and doing a weird low voice and saying you're too sexy for prison. Girl, you are not too cute for prison. You are just the right look for prison. I told Jennifer that. I said, yeah, she said – I stormed up here and was like, she said she's too pretty to go to prison. And Jennifer goes, well, she's not that pretty. She was wilding with that statement. Also, like –

It's funny to see that she just like cosplayed Steve Jobs. She was like, she skipped a bunch of steps. Totally. And rich people, once you get to a certain level of wealth, people dying becomes like a line item on a spreadsheet. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like you're seeing that you're actually affecting people's livelihood. I think like, and Succession does like such a great job of that where they're like, you killed the guy at the end. They just like throw it out there. Like, oh yeah, right. He did kill a guy, but it was not an important

thing because they're rich, right? So these people aren't people to them. So that's why she had no remorse for them. I think she had more remorse for ripping off people rich enough to put her in jail because none of the counsel she's going to prison for have to do with the sick people that she hurt. It's all the money that she stole. Yeah, that's sad. Right. I mean, and that's kind of what it always boils back to is the money. And our justice system has so many

is kind of a racket. I mean, my husband was a criminal defense lawyer for many, many years and people that committed white collar crimes could hire him and they got preferential treatment in the court system. There's just no doubt about it. And so, you know, there's a lot of work to be done, but we don't, we don't need to digress into that because Kylie has, Kylie has my favorite, my favorite scandal. Kylie tell Lacey.

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My favorite scammer is Hilaria Baldwin. She's got the fake accent. She's been doing it forever. And she grew up in a multi-million dollar home in Boston. In Boston. In Boston. And she's married to Alec Baldwin. She's had like 75 kids. I don't understand the kids. I'm confused. Okay, wait. I have to Google right now because I have to do a dramatic reading of her children's names because it is so confusing.

Like, I cannot believe that she pretended to be Spanish and then went as far as to give all of her children who are not Spanish, Spanish names. When I read these names to you, okay, here we go. Oh, Carmen Gabriela. Tomas. Romeo Alejandro David. Eduardo Edu Pau Lucas. Maria Lucia Victoria.

And with last four month old, Hilaria Catalina Ayrinda. Dale, mamacita. Well done, Lacey. Oh my gosh, that was fantastic. I mean, that shit is so good, Lacey. I mean, you... But I want to tell you something. I really worry, like when...

I, when people breed a lot, it kind of freaks me out, you know, seven and counting and he's old as fuck, old as fuck, seven and counting. And, and then the whole, like the whole faking the Spanish accent that's fucked up. It's really bizarre. Now the thing is, it's not, it's fucked.

up in a way that it's super weird, but it's not fucked up in a way racially, which I think a lot of people like missed because there's a difference between race and nationality. So I am a black person in America, right? You can be a white person in Itpania. So it was just, it

It was goofy. That's what I think. It was totally victimless. I mean, she didn't hurt anybody. I mean, Alexander Baldwin, because you know, used to have a thing for Salma Hayek. So she was like, I'm going to be Salma Hayek. Oh, that's probably right. I mean, that's the thing. I remember when this first came out, because I have like a, I'll get on Twitter and I'll be on it for a long time if there's some scandal and then I'm off of it for months on end. But when that thing came out, because it was the way it kind of came about, didn't somebody kind of just like do a random tweet and then it just went viral?

Like, has anyone else noticed that Hilaria Baldwin is faking her Spanish accent? And everybody's like, oh, holy shit, she is. Another great time I had on Twitter was the Rudy Giuliani Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference. That was fantastic. That shit was like fucking cocaine. Line after line. I was a fucking Hoover vacuum cleaner. I could not get enough of that shit. The tweets were high quality tweets.

The trolling was high quality. The fact that that motherfucker thought he was going to the Four Seasons Hotel and he trots out to the Four Seasons total landscaping next to the sex shop is just some of the best shit ever. Okay, Lacey, we're going to play a game with you. Had it or hit it? Oh my God. Welcome to had it or hit it? I would hit it. Had it. Had it.

I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Had it or hit it, NFTs. Oh my God, had it. Completely had it. It's not real. It's a Ponzi scheme. Like, can we be so serious and for real? Agree. Totally. It's a total racket. Yeah. It's our millennial Ponzi schemes. It's us. We're responsible. But y'all didn't let us have money. So we had to make up something to rob people. You can't buy a house, so you got to fucking do this shit. I mean, okay. Yeah, you need a monkey picture online. Yeah.

Okay. Had it or hid it. This is to your generation. Gender reveal parties. Oh, hit it. Here's why. Okay. Let's hear it. I told you we don't have houses. You think I want to skip two opportunities to party and you buy my baby gifts and give me money? I care about the genitals of a baby. Absolutely not. But if you don't get you to my house with a gift, you're going to get a gift.

Hit it. You can't argue with that logic. I mean, I've had it. I've had it with the gender reveals. Yeah, we're not big gender revealers. I've really had it. I worry about it. Burn down a forest. I mean, just have a cake and cut it open. And then also give me gifts. Okay. Had it or hit it. Low rise jeans. I'm of the Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera generation. Absolutely had it. Gen Z's trying to bring that back. I don't want to see the top of your vagina. I don't want to see your vagina.

Absolutely had it. No, thank you. No, thank you. Okay. Had it or hid it. Naps. I don't know. Because every other day they tell me they're like, naps are good for you. Naps give you heart attacks. I don't know which one it is, but I'm going to say hid it because I'm napping, babes. I'm going to nap after this. Okay.

Get your nap on. Okay, had it or hit it target. I'm tired of target hitting me if we're gonna be quite honest. Every time I go in there, they hit me with the most expensive receipts. I came in for toothpaste and I'm down paying $500. How do we get here? I have to hit it. I like target. I like target. And I'm glad that they're that the people that I don't want to shop with are boycotting target.

Because then it's like, okay, great. This is going to be like, no homophobes, no racists at Target. I'm glad they're all boycotting it. So it makes me love it even more. And they're lying. They're lying. I don't think they've done any of these boycotts. They are going to Target. They are drinking, sucking down that butt like, no they aren't.

Sucking it down with the straw. Well, Lacey Mosley, you are an absolute treat, an absolute delight. I am so grateful that you made it out of the suburbs to Los Angeles. I hope that you're able to buy real estate soon. Just keep wishing. Light a candle, get a crystal, charge it under the moonlight for me. Anything helps. I'll put you on the Hillsong prayer warrior list. How about that?

Thank you. Thank you guys for having me. This was so fun. It's so fun. Lacey, thanks so much. Have a great week. See you later. I loved her and she's infectious. Like her enthusiasm and her personality. I was listening to her podcast on my walk and I found I was walking faster because she's just like energy, bottled up energy. She's great. So I have to say.

You know, you, every time you did a Fuck, Marry, Kill with guests. Right. Before I did it with you at the beginning of this episode, you would say, I fancy myself, you know, incredible at Fuck, Marry, Kill. Yeah. And so we had Jared. We had...

Heather McMahon. We've had some other people. I think their explanations and how much it made me giggle after, I think they were better at the game than you were. You cannot take my number one fuck Mary kill status away from me in my mind. I'm just going to be up here number one in my mind regardless. Here's the deal. So I'm going to trot out another one. I'm going to give you another chance. Okay. Because right now I'd say you're probably...

At 11, I'm saying you're not rounding out the top 10 of Fuck, Marry, Kill. Okay, well, I just want to say that I am in the Olympics of Fuck, Marry, Kill like you're in the Olympics of pickleball. In my mind, I'm so good at it.

All right. All right. We'll pull out the permanent record. See how I do. Next time we record, I'm going to try out some really good Fuck, Marry, Kills. Okay. And we'll see. I mean, I'm sitting over here fucking Ted Cruz. Throw me a bone. I know, but you just said I'm fucking Ted Cruz. I mean, you need to make me laugh. You need to sell this shit. You need to inject humor into it. You're the princess fucking goddamn Diana of podcasting.

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