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Welcome to this special edition of I've Had It. I want to start off with a positive comment that we received on YouTube that I would like to share with you and the listener and Kylie and Richard. Excellent. Lay it on me. Okay. Sin posted...

I literally binged your podcast and now I'm binging your YouTube. I love Jen's honesty, hot as hell, and I love her laugh, genuine. Pumps, I love your honesty, hotter than Jen, by the way. Sorry, Jen. And you are so loyal and honest. You guys make my week. That's so nice. That is so nice. So without further ado, I'd like to introduce myself. I am Jen.

And the star of our show, hotter than hot, hotter than me, Pumps. All I'm going to say is you can just refer to me from here on out as the hot one, the hotter one. What about the hot star? The hot star. The hot star of our show, Pumps. That is funny. I will have to say, I know we love reading the mean comments, but

The reviews have been so kind and gracious. I mean, really nice. I love our little tribe we've got going. I wanted to read something positive. And I always love because our friendship is such that I love when somebody like

really is overly effusive towards you, say that you're the star of the show or that you're hotter, I get the biggest kick out of it because I feel that way about you. And so I share with them in their praise of you. But

I don't want to get too entirely positive. We don't want to get too sappy around here. That's not what people come for. That's not what this brand is. That's right. But we do love each other, and Pumps is a star and a hot one at that. And hotter than gin, just so everybody knows. Before we get any further, I want to share a story that I read in the news this morning, because you know every morning I'm a voracious reader of the news. Yes, yes. And...

There is a school principal in Tallahassee, Florida, that was forced to resign after parents started complaining because in an art history class, she showed them and taught them about Michelangelo's David. Oh, because David's naked.

Right. Right. But it's David. So these parents think that it is pornographic. Oh, for fuck's sake. I mean, really? Florida just needs to be annexed off the planet. I have seen David in person. I have too. In Florence. And it is so impressive and so incredible. I absolutely, like when I remember when I went to see it and they made this dome that kind of goes over him at the museum that he's in. And I was like, wow.

Yeah. I mean, David is very impressive. And it really chaps my hide how prude Americans are about nudity. It's so fucking stupid. It's so stupid. It's so close-minded. Nobody looks at David and says sexual. Although I do have to say, just as a little backbone of what you just said. So when we went to see him when I was backpacking here with my girlfriend, we went to see him in

And we were both like, amazing, great. He kind of had a small penis for how big the rest of him was, didn't you think? Total small penis. Small penis. So that makes me think Michelangelo had a small penis. No, I researched this. Oh, you did? Yes. Back 2,500 years ago, an ancient Greek or an ancient Roman, small penises were more sought after.

Really? Than large penises. Yes, because a sound Greek or Roman, they valued intellect. And they felt like a large penis detracted from that. So kind of like if your penis is smaller, your brain's bigger and you're smarter? Kind of, yes. And so it's not just David that has a small penis. A lot of ancient Greek and ancient Roman statues have smaller penises. But we're digressing here. Right, right. Because listen, I mean...

We're in the, you know, age, the modern age where size does matter. And I do think David could have a larger penis. I do too. I think it just proportionately. I thought, God, great ass. Great legs. Great abs. Here we are sexualizing. So we're kind of falling into the nut job Florida. No, I wasn't. No, I was. I'm not sexualized. I wasn't sexualizing him. I thought, God, what a beautiful specimen. I didn't want to jump his bones, but I was a little bit discouraged by.

By the size of his penis. Right. And I just think that whole... But I want to talk about that these parents think that their children seeing a piece of art like that, that somehow that's pornographic. I think that is so crazy and so...

fucking nuts. It's crazy nuts that they think that there's something pornographic about that and they would not want them to learn about one of the greatest sculptors that has ever lived or walked the earth. So it makes me wonder what these parents are thinking, A, is so pornographic about David, and B,

Are you aware that there is this thing called the World Wide Web? That's what I was just going to say. This poor woman had to resign for teaching about Michelangelo's David. I mean, like an amazing piece of art, despite his teeny weeny. His teeny weeny. You know, teeny weeny on David.

Could have gone a little bigger. But I have had it with that, with the censorship of art. It's just, it really like, it's so depressing to think, okay, it's 2023.

And you've got some yahoos that are wound up like cheap clocks over Michelangelo's David. Right. It makes no sense. It's like that's where you're putting your time. You're going to fight Michelangelo's David. That's what you want to spend your free time on. Meanwhile, parents of Tallahassee, I guarantee you your kids are beaten off to ass fucking on YouTube. 100%. And probably the husband too. That's what you want to do.

That's probably why she's so mad about it. Totally. He's probably out with all the girls doing all that kind of thing. You know, it's just, it's bananas. It really, I thought, good God, they must look over. The Italians must read this and think. They're so stupid. What a bunch of idiots that cannot appreciate art. See, my thing with art is I know you have to like it. I know you have to go to the museums when you're in Europe, all that. But like if you said, would you rather go to a women's softball game?

Or the Louvre. It's not even a close call for me. See, I mean, so I'm part of the problem in that I appreciate art for what it gives people that like art or smart or blah, blah, blah, blah. You have to have it. It's cultured. But in terms of like, if I'm going to spend my day somewhere...

I mean, I probably could do the loop in 45 minutes, hit the highlights. I'm out. I think most lesbians would probably choose to go to the women's softball game. Don't you, Kylie? I think you're more lesbian than I am. I do. I think you're more of a lesbian than Kylie who's in a relationship with a woman. I know. I just, I'm not very cultured. That's just not my thing. I can't believe we're friends. I know, but it's amazing because, you know, we really have like our...

The things that we like to do in our spare time are so different. Right. Like you love to shop. I hate to shop. I would rather do anything on the planet. I'd rather go to the Louvre than shopping. I think art is so compelling and so fantastic. It needs to be protected. There's nothing wrong with nudity. Nothing. Especially in art. And I bet you those kids are pussies. A hundred percent. Nobody likes a pussy. And I just feel sorry for the kids really. Except for Kylie. Except for Kylie.

Okay. All right. Okay. That's enough. Let's... We digress. But I just, I wanted to highlight that because I think we need to protect art. I agree. And even though I'm not a connoisseur of art, I agree with you 100%. Thank you. I mean, I'm behind it. I'll march for it. I'll do all that. I just don't want to have to really look at it. You want to go to the women's softball? 100%. Kylie, do you watch women's softball? No.

See, you are gayer than Kylie. I am. I did play at one point. See? When I was younger. Yeah. Is this the time for me to tell about my lesbian dream that I had? It's a great opportunity. Let's hear it. Listener, hang on just one second. Parental discretion advised. We don't want those parents in Tallahassee to come after us. Pumps proceed. Okay. So back in the day when OU women's basketball was really, really, really good, I was on vacation with a girlfriend. Right.

I took an Ambien, which I don't normally take. And I had a full on dream sex dream about one of the players. Like it was a full lesbian dream. Were you aroused? Yes. Like I woke up. Yes. Listen, listener. I mean, there is a strong case. There is time for you yet. Kylie always tells me there's still time. There is time for you because I mean, you know, you don't really, or you're not interested in dating men right now.

I'm not interested in dating women either. All right. Well, thank you so much for sharing your lesbian dream with a listener and with me. Yeah. I mean, my whole point is that's the only dream that I was like sexually aroused at. It was with a woman. So you've never had a, what dream with a man? No. Oh, see, I have many. Yeah. With that basketball or that tennis player? Tennis players. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, maybe I am a lesbian. I just don't know it yet.

We'll see. We'll see. There's time. There's time. Please subscribe to our Patreon where we are going to follow pumps evolution of coming out of the closet for only $4 and 99 cents. Once we receive 1 million subscribers, pumps will not only balance a wire hanger on her nipple. She will come out of the closet at a softball game.

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Okay, Kylie, what you got for us today? Okay, speaking of Americans being embarrassing. Okay. Jilly B has something to say about that. Jilly B. Hi, everyone. This is Jill from Canada, and I have fucking had it.

Fucking had it with American cruise ship tourists up here in Canada. I live on the East Coast. I don't know why you come here. I mean, apparently the leaves changing color is something you don't get in the U.S.,

Maybe our lobsters are different, but fuck me. If one more fucking American asks me one stupid fucking question about a country that they share a huge border with, I'm going to fucking murder somebody. If I have one more person ask me if I have the right to fucking vote or if the queen, do we vote in the queen? Do we vote in the king? Fuck.

Fuck. No, like, do I have the right to vote? Like as a woman? I don't get it. Stop fucking sending them to us. Keep them there. We don't want them. Thanks. Jilly B. Love her. I mean, love that she's from Canada. Jilly B. Okay, here's the deal. First and foremost, I completely agree with you as evidenced by my starting point that

People in America are getting wound up about fucking Michelangelo's David being taught to children, which is stupid. Secondly, I fucking hate cruises. I hate everything about them. I hate group activities. And the cruise is like the fucking creme de la creme of group activities. I've never been on one. I will never go on one. I think they need to be completely – you always hear about somebody falling off a cruise ship, right?

You know, like on a Dateline murder mystery. Right. Did they fall off or did they jump? Or were they pushed? You're probably hoping they all fall off, Jilly B. But lastly, the ethnocentricity of Americans is so embarrassing. It is so embarrassing that we don't know much about Canada. Right. Well, they're not allowed to study art history, so they're probably not banging it out on World...

world affairs or history, period. It's a cry and shame. It's a cry and shame that this shit's going on, the censorship, the book censorship, all that shit that's going on in Florida right now with that

whatever, Ron DeSantis. But I mean, Trump is pretty good at making nicknames. Ron DeSanctimonious is pretty good. I fucking hate Trump, but that is a really good nickname. That's a great one. Yeah. All right. You guys called true to Americans. What's the capital of Canada? Ottawa? No. Fuck. Quebec? No. That's the French part. Manitoba? I don't know either. Toronto? I mean, I do know who the president is. Is it the president? Yeah, because he's hot. Prime minister.

Yeah, the hot. Justin Trudeau is hot. The hot prime minister. He's hot. I follow him on Instagram, and he'll do one video completely in English, and then he follows it up fluent French. Yeah, he's hot. I like him. Anybody that speaks more than one language, I totally love them. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Pumps, did you say Ottawa? I did. All right, Jennifer, you're correct. Yeah, take that, Jilly B. Yeah.

Here we're browbeating Americans and then worst offenders. I got it right, though. I know, but I'm just saying. I nailed it. Ottawa. Was that your first answer? It was my first answer. Rewind the tape. We don't have tapes. Instant replay. Instant replay. So suck it, Pops. I can't remember. You may be hot and you may be the star, but you didn't know the capital of Canada. That's right. We need to brush up on our history. Go eat a bag of dicks, Pops.

Okay, up next we've got Jackson B. Okay, I just love all the men. I've had it with adults over the age of 21 that still need a lift to and from the airport. I just spent three hours in traffic in total from Santa Monica to LAX and LAX back to Santa Monica. And granted, I had to drop my husband at the airport, but still I feel like this fits for them as well. Be a fucking adult and download the Uber app and stop

trapping people into taking you to the airport. He rings me on his way home from like a trip, a work trip. He's been away for a week and he says, babe, do you have anything planned tonight? And I said, no, of course I don't. Dinner and a movie? He said, thank God you don't have anything planned. Now, I thought he was going to take me on a date. No, he goes, I've got an emergency in Texas. I have to fly there for work and I've got to go tonight so you can take me to the airport. Great. We'll spend some time together. That is not quality fucking time. Grow up.

Okay. That's a dick over to asking if he had plans first. I mean, he just like got him right in there. First and foremost, thank you so much for the Australian accent. Because that really brought an international flair to,

I've had it. Yes, it totally did. Love him. Secondly, I could not agree with you more about adults not being self starters on getting their fucking rides to the airport. And I'll tell you a story that just happened this very week. So pumps 22 year old son had to go to the airport.

And he had to be there at like seven. So he starts texting me at 630 that pumps is listening to our podcast, cracking up at herself and me in the car and that it was insufferable for him to ride to the airport.

And I said, well, I think it's kind of cute that she likes to listen to our podcast and crack up at us. And he said, yeah, I'm just not in the mindset for this right now, Jenny. And I said, Sam, this is why there is Uber. Right. And he said, I will keep that in mind for next time. Yes. And I just want to remind everybody, if you are new listeners, pumps over mothers, her children, it's really, it's borderline criminal. Yeah.

But she takes mothering to such an extreme that she is involved in a group me for her 22-year-old son. Like all the moms of these other 22-year-olds have a fucking group me. And this is a huge fucking problem. I mean, I can't with it. I mean, it really brings up a lot of unsettled rage. It feels fresh.

Yeah, I'm an over mother. I mean, that's not a newsflash, though. That's from the jump. I will say this. You are a wonderful mother. Thank you. And you have such great relationships with your kids. You just need to let them start doing for themselves what they can do for themselves. I know. And he did Uber home from the airport, but we were doing a podcast. That's why. Right. If not, I would have picked him up otherwise. Tomahawk chopper. I mean, he would have helicoptered that thing.

I would have the way I would have with zero. I mean, like I went to bed at two o'clock in the morning, got up and took him to the airport at six. Never crossed my mind to tell him to do an Uber. I love my boys more than anything on the planet. You pick up Dylan from the airport because he's gone.

When he comes back in town from being away from me for five months, it's in Syracuse. Yes. But there are times where when he flies back to Syracuse, he leaves super early in the morning and you can book an Uber the night before to be at your house. And here's the deal. My children wouldn't want to burden me. Yeah. We're not an overmother at the Welch residence, but we sure are over at the Sullivan one. That's all right. Okay. Up next, we've got Haley H.,

Hi, ladies. I absolutely love your podcast. It is currently 9.59 at night, and it just dawned on me what I've had it with this week. I've absolutely fucking had it with girls who have to bring their clingy, weird-ass boyfriends or husbands, whatever, to the

partner whoever it is with them everywhere we fucking go they are not my friend you are my friend i cannot speak about how insufferable they are while they're sitting right next to me i fucking had it i've had it leave them at home this is girl time i don't want chad listening in on how my menstrual cycle is off course again and how my boyfriend smells weird sometimes like please i've had get him out of here he's got to fucking go

I completely agree with her. If somebody, if we were having a girls' night and somebody brought their husband, they would be blackballed forever. Forever. From the girls' night. But people do this. I mean, back when we were- Do they? Yes. Back when we were more social, there's always that super enmeshed couple that has to do everything together that cannot-

create their own path for themselves individually, and then have their relationship time. And she's a hundred percent right that this is something that is going on. And listen to me, everybody. If you're involved in one of these enmeshed relationships, you're

you need to first and foremost try to get out of it. But if you can't, don't drag them everywhere because then you have no identity. Your whole identity is enmeshed into being this couple. Well, you know what? I think when you talk about somebody that goes with their girlfriend, spouse, partner, whatever, everywhere, that it's a control thing and that that might be like the next Dateline NBC interview.

I mean, if you have a man... First of all, why would any man want to go on a girl's diet? I agree with you. I mean, this is going to lead to homicide and murder. It is just weird. Breaking news. I've had a podcast. When you see couples that have to drag their significant other... To everything? It is a precursor to murder. Right. I mean, not necessarily a short list. Let's call the FBI.

But it's, I mean, it's just a controlling, it's weird. Several steps to getting to homicide. Yak mouthing. I would say that's worse. What if the couple are both yak mouths and then they have to go everywhere together? I think it's going to end in homicide. Right. Me killing both of them if they're both yak mouths and she brings them on a girl's trip. I mean, on a girl's night trip. I mean, that just, I mean, can you imagine if we got off the plane for a girl's trip and

And Josh Welch was there? Yeah. I can't even wrap my head around it. No. Yeah, I would just blackball that friend. And I would tell her straight up, probably you have some controlling issues. Either way, you need to take a look at maybe hit up a therapist. Or you're going to die. Right.

Let's not take it that far all the time. You're the one that brought up Dateline. I'm just going on your track. You're the one that's talking about murder. I'm just going with it. I'm just saying that much control that they won't let you go have dinner by yourself with your girlfriends. OJ situation. It's weird. Yes. That's a huge red flag.

Listen, not only on this podcast do we talk about stuff that we've had it with. We're solving crimes and preventing crimes. Preventing crimes. Yes. Crime prevention. Crime prevention podcast. It is. Crime prevention. Don't be a yak mouth. Don't take your significant other everywhere with you. These two things, especially combined, lead to homicide and crime.

heading a Dateline series. Right. Keith Morrison could be coming to your house. God, I love him. God, I love him too. He's Canadian. Well, look at you. Right. Jilly B. I mean, the Pumps is just a fucking walking Wikipedia of Canadian history. About Canadians. Yeah. Yeah.

Listener, for this episode of I've Had It, we've partnered with eHarmony, the dating app to find someone you can be yourself with. Pops, what's going on out there on the dating apps? It's unbelievable how many people try to be something they're not on dating apps.

And what I love about eHarmony is it's real people for real relationships. You heard her, listener. That's why we've partnered with eHarmony because dating on eHarmony is different. eHarmony knows that to find something real, eHarmony is designed to help you bring out your personality on your profile with their unique personality test. They

They even highlight similarities with your potential matches. And that's when the magic happens. When you form genuine connections and authenticity leads to intimacy. Listener, give eHarmony a shot and get started with their compatibility quiz so you can find someone you can be yourself with. eHarmony, get who gets you. Do you ever watch TV and think, wow,

Okay, up next we've got Marina J. Okay.

I have had it. I mean, I've McFuckin' had it with this valley girl affectation, if you will.

That people are talking like nowadays. It's not real. And I can't even do it good because nobody talks like that. I asked my mom 20 years ago, 15 years ago, were people talking like this? No, they weren't. They don't talk like this. I work with this girl. She talks like that all the time. I can't even focus on what she's saying because in here is like, seriously, thank you guys so much. Like, do you know what I mean? Do you get what I mean by that?

Thank you. Knock it off. It's not cute. I've seriously had it. She's not wrong. She's not wrong. This is going on. And these are the same low IQ people that misuse the word literally. Right. I'm literally dead. And it's like, no, you're literally alive. Right.

I mean, it's so – I agree with her. This is – you see this or I'll have to do business with somebody in the design industry. You've got some young whipper snapper that's a sales rep for some fabric line. And you'll call and it's like, currently that fabric is out of stock. Right.

Expected refill date is January 1st. Would you like for me to reserve that? And it's like, what I'd like for you to do is quit talking like a fucking moron. Right. And you're not impressing anybody. It makes you sound dumb. Right. And I feel dumber for having heard it. Right. You know, so I agree with her. It's a problem. Now, I...

I don't run into as many people that talk like this because I spend most of my time trying to avoid running into people altogether. Right. So I would advise that you make your life smaller and start shedding people from your life. But I think she said she worked with her, so she's stuck. I think she just quits talking to this woman. Just ignore her. Ghost. Okay. So here I have two things on this. Number one.

The movie Valley Girl. Remember that movie? It was Nicolas Cage. Yeah. Okay. So that was like middle school age for me. 80s. Yes. And I immediately wrote down all of those things that they said and was trying so hard to be a Valley Girl. Like gag me with a spoon. You took notes? Yes, we all did. In cursive?

Oh, for sure cursive. 100% cursive. I wonder if that's coming back around, like the gag me with the spoon, or is it just the affect of the voice? I don't think it ever went anywhere. I think it's evolved much like

You know, pubic hair grooming has evolved throughout the years. So when we were younger, it did exist, this kind of affected voice. And they were valley girls. And I think I practiced it and I nailed it for years. So you're a part of the problem. So I am a part of the problem. 100%. Yeah. Well, I don't talk like that now. No, you just sound like a fucking redneck now. Right. Which I am a redneck. So that's at least okay. Yeah.

We both have pretty big Southern accents. When I listen, I think I don't have one. But I think when I hang out with you too, it really- Gets worse. Yes. Because it's like a comfort thing. You know, it's like a comfort way to speak. Kelly, who's next? Up next, we got Jonathan G. I'm just so thrilled we have all these men.

Hey, guys, not sure if you're still sharing these things, but I thought I would give you an Australian perspective. I don't think the I've had it has as much impact as I'm fucking done with this shit. And that's like the Australian version. So I'm fucking done with people turning up to my house unannounced.

Like friends, family, anyone. Like do not turn up to my house unannounced. It's such a cunty thing to do. Totally agree. Okay. It is a very cunty thing to do. And how international are we? I love it.

I love that we have two men, both from Australia. I mean, it makes me just so happy. We are hot fucking shit today, Pops. We are killing it on the international scale. We are crushing Australia. Yes. Okay. But let me just, I could not agree with you more about the unannounced show-ups. I have a very strict unannounced show-up.

policy at my house that you cannot come over unless you have clearance beforehand. Right. But I've also branched this policy to my interior design office. As we well know. And it is constantly abused. And I am at the cusp of committing mass homicide in Oklahoma City because I am so fucking mad about this situation where on my door,

It says, do not enter unless you have an appointment or a delivery. And despite this being in cap lock, red, bold, as large of a font as I can get it, people constantly come into my office lost asking for directions. And I have fucking had it up to my eyeballs with it. I don't know what to do about it because I am genuinely lost.

this, I mean, this, sometimes I think about it at night and I just get so, to quote him, I'm fucking done. Right. I mean, it is beyond I've had it. I am fucking done. Don't come to my fucking office. Don't show up unless you're the fucking United States Postal Service.

With a package for me or somebody in my staff or Amazon or UPS, or you have a pre-approved appointment, period. End of story. Read the fucking sign. Do not enter. But yeah, but here's the thing I'm kind of worried about with the, um,

the office people. Like at some point, I'm going to snap. You really might snap. I mean, it bugs the shit out of you. Pomsa's famous quote about me, when she can tell we know each other so well, when I'm working up, she can read my eyes and my body language and she'll look at those around us and she'll say, oh, Jenny's about to blow. She's about to blow and it's not pretty. Yeah.

It's coming. The blow is coming for some poor soul. Well, you've already called somebody a fucking bitch. I mean, how much worse could it be without violence? She was a fucking bitch. I doubled down. That's beside the point. I maintain. She got snappy with me that I didn't know where her suite was. And I don't fucking know where it is because I only drive to Jennifer Welch Designs. It's not my responsibility to know where her fucking lawyer office is. Can you not fucking read? I've had it. I'm fucking done. I mean, you're just worked up just thinking about it.

I need to just center myself. Okay. Boy, I mean, we just got you wound up today. I just wound up like a cheap clock. I mean, you were just on a roll. We could do this forever. I know. I know. You know, I'm afraid the listener might think I'm wound up like this all the time. They might not think you're a kind, gentle soul. Yeah.

They might get the wrong impression that you're cynical. Really? Yeah. No, I am cynical. But in daily life, I'm typically – because I've navigated as such that I don't have these interactions that much to get worked up. Right. Right.

I know. I was thinking the other day, I have a pretty drama-free life and I like it like that. Yeah. We have paid our dues in the drama. We've lived the drama. Yes. We've done all the drama that anybody could ever do, but I like having a drama-free life. I agree. Listen up, listener. That will conclude this very special episode. And if you would like to see Pumps balance a wire hanger off her nipple...

And follow her journey in coming out of the closet and joining the lesbian community. Please subscribe to us on Patreon. And if you don't want to do that at a bare minimum, go give us five-star reviews. Subscribe to listen to our podcast. Follow us on all the shit. Do all the stuff you're supposed to do because it helps us more than you know. And we'd like to thank you.

Thank you, listener. We will see you next Tuesday. Nailed it, Pops. Or Thursday. Either way. Either way, it's both good. That's right. Listener, for this episode of I've Had It, we've partnered with eHarmony, the dating app to find someone you can be yourself with. Pops, what's going on out there on the dating apps? It's unbelievable how many people try to be something they're not on dating apps and

And what I love about eHarmony is it's real people for real relationships. You heard her, listener. That's why we've partnered with eHarmony because dating on eHarmony is different. eHarmony knows that to find something real, eHarmony is designed to help you bring out your personality on your profile with their unique personality test. They

They even highlight similarities with your potential matches. And that's when the magic happens. When you form genuine connections and authenticity leads to intimacy. Listener, give eHarmony a shot and get started with their compatibility quiz so you can find someone you can be yourself with. eHarmony, get who gets you. Yep, that's who you think it is.

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