I Didn't Raise Y'all Like That
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I mean, I just knew going up it was going to be a great one. Kylie, were you so impressed? I mean, that was really good. Richard, what about that clap on? Great job, Pumps. Thanks, Richard. I noticed somebody on YouTube or Instagram or somebody said, does Pumps not realize no matter what she thinks of the clap, it always sounds the same?

Really? Yes. Do you think that's true? Richard, you're the sound engineer. No, I think we have our good days and our trash pump clap days, unfortunately. I agree. I agree. We need a discerning listener to be able to tell the difference between, because you really work hard for those.

I really do. And when you nail it out of the gates. I mean, the whole episode's better. It is a fantastic day in the podcasting world. It is. When you do that. It's just like, here we go. Just an inspiration for little young and budding podcasters everywhere. Because people sit their kids around and have them watch this podcast for sure. Absolutely. No doubt about it. It's high quality family content. Yeah.

Absolutely right. Okay. So, listener, there's something that we really haven't shared with you or maybe we've dipped our toes in it. Yeah. And I just want to pull out the permanent record, which, by the way, we have a leather binder now and it's embossed. It says the permanent record and the first entry. I'm still waiting on our secretary from YouTube supposed to get me a full list of records.

All of them. But the very first entry was made by me and it says, Pumps is not a good pet owner. Right. I remember the permanent record. It's in the permanent record. And so I just wanted to refer to... Just a little refresher. To the permanent record. And in that vein, that you're not a good...

Pet owner, there's corroborating evidence out there. And as recently as two and a half years ago, you had two dogs. Correct. And now you have one dog. That I love. And I'm so glad the other dog's gone. And would you please just tell the listener what happened to your second dog? Because the dog is alive, correct? Okay, so here's the deal. I got this dog, this Pomeranian. Name? Scout. Precious, darling, cute, sweet dog.

He never could 100% be potty trained. And he was an escape artist. And it was just, he kept Blaze. Even though Blaze is a Siberian Husky and weighs 90 pounds, my little scout Pomeranian just ruled him with an iron fist. The poor guy was just like a battered spouse. So he just kept everybody in the house in an uproar.

A little terrorist. He was a little terrorist. So he escapes one weekend and doesn't come back. And I'm like, praise Jesus. You celebrated. I celebrated. I was so happy. It took the kids four days to notice the dog was gone. Okay. So then I get a call from the vet one morning and it says,

And somebody's found your dog. Because I knew it had been microchipped. So I was like, okay, if somebody wants to take him and figure out who the owner is, they can microchip, whatever. You didn't like have a stapler and have flyers made and put them on telephone poles. No, I was glad. Okay, okay. I was celebrating his being gone. Oh, I remember. So this person, the vet calls, and I'm like, fuck, I'm going to have to pay the boarding fee for however long this dog's been there. Well, they're like, no, he's still with the people. Okay.

I said, well, here's my number. Have them call me. I wait the whole day. So I call the vet at like five. And I'm like, the people have never called me about picking up this dog. So they never call. Okay. So we never hook up. So then you and I go on this Instagram live. Okay.

And I say like, praise God, this dog is gone. I hope it never comes back. Whoever has it can keep it. Blah, blah, blah, blah. The very same day, the very same day.

That dog starts walking up my street into my front yard. Luke happens to be out front. He walks in holding the dog. And it was like I'd had a stroke. I was like, what is happening? Why is this dog back? So I was just like, fuck me. Well, I'd already decided this was a Friday. And I already decided I'm just going to send it to my girlfriend that runs a shelter in Edmond. They don't kill him. They readopt him, whatever. Because I can't take it anymore. I can't. The dog runs away over the weekend.

I never hear another thing from the dog. That's like two and a half years ago. Thrilled to pieces, although my children say that I had the dog put to sleep, which I did not, and I now have proof of that. And then my oldest every now and then would say, I think that I hear Scout barking in the neighborhood. And I was like, whoever he is, I hope they love him. So two days ago, I get a screenshot from the neighborhood post.

Next door app. Whatever the deal is on your neighborhood. My neighbor sends me a picture and goes, is this Scout? And the caption was, this dog has gotten out. Please get your dog, whatever. So I don't like that dog. This dog is much happier with his new family. He'd been groomed. It was obvious. So somebody loves him. And I think that's great.

But I don't want to say this on this episode and then have them return the dog. I don't want the dog. I agree that the dog is better not with you. I agree. And so whoever has Scout. Yes, keep him. Thank you. Our permanent record reflects that Pumps is a bad pet owner. Your neighbor has recognized that you're a bad pet owner. No.

No, no, no, no. Let me tell you why. There's, I agree. There's a lot. You're fucking incredible. Okay. Just right out of the gates. But we like to nitpick here on this podcast. Right. And I particularly like to nitpick you. Right. Here's the deal. When the dog went missing, he could have been starving, injured, you know, attacked, had a stroke. Multiple things could have happened. Right.

Your response with zero empathy towards his well-being was sociopathic, which led me to put that as the first post in the permanent record. Now, listen, I agree with you that Scout is better with these neighbors, that clearly it wasn't like they found him. It was a rescue mission of sorts.

You know, and I support the rescue mission because I saw your sociopathy and I've seen it now for about two and a half years regarding his wellbeing. And I, I'm glad that he's rehomed. I am too.

I just hope they accept that it's a gift from me and don't feel like they need to return them out of like guilt or anything. Yeah, I think. I've had it with that dog. I know. I know. I had a Pomeranian and my French Bulldog attacked him like three or four times and I had to rehome him. I didn't just let him out the front door and just say, eat what you kill, you little fluffy creature. I didn't. He kept escaping. You had no idea what the lengths I went to to keep him in that yard. And he just wouldn't do it.

Clearly he's escaping in his new home. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, when I saw that, my heart dropped. I was just like, oh God, everybody knows this dog is mine. I'm going to have to get that fucking dog back. That was the worst. Well, I have a really small, I've had it today. Okay. Let's hear it. And it's just something that I've been irritated with and it's just a nothing burger, but it still bugs the shit out of me. So,

Everybody knows that when you message somebody on a social media app, that that's referred to as the DMs. Right. DM me. Even I know that. There's a rap song about it. It goes down in the DMs. I mean, this is like permanent record shit that it's the DMs. Well, you get these people that will post something and then they put PM me if interested. Right.

for a private message. And I just, I don't like that. Can we all just go with DM and stick with DMs, like slid into the DMs? Right. Okay. And they're trotting out the PM. And I just, I'm always like, why are you doing that? Are you trying to be cute? Everybody else does DM. Okay. Are a PM and a DM the same thing? Yes. Okay. So I know how to DM, but I was like, I don't know how to private message.

I don't know. I just got on all this stuff. Everybody, why don't you send pumps a DM and then right after that, send her a PM. It's really confusing. Yeah, no, that's rude.

Why did they call? I don't know. It's just a minor grievance. It's not that big of a deal. I don't know why I care. Could it be an autocorrect thing? No. No. It's somebody trying to be cute on the internet, changing what everybody's accepted in society, in pop culture, as sliding in the DMs. They're saying, PM me. How old are these people in general, would you guess? That say PM? I mean, I would say probably closer to my age. My mind goes...

Older than you. Old. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say. Older than you. Old. Right. Which is perhaps. Because she's not old. I'm old. Like Palm Sage. Yeah. Kylie is just a real bitch today. Uh-huh. Well, listen up, everybody. Welcome to I've Had It Podcast, a safe space for people that are bad pet owners, people

For seniors, for just, I mean, just petty bitches like myself, and then cute young people like Kylie and Richard.

Yeah. You're starting to rub off, I feel like. On you? Yeah. Shit. I just feel myself being really petty out in the world. It's supposed to have the opposite effect, Kyla. Yeah. Yeah. Richard, how are you? I'm doing great. It's crazy weather we're having in Oklahoma. Richard, you know the rules. We don't talk about weather. You just made weather small talk. Sorry, guys. Richard, what are you doing making weather small talk? We just, like a few episodes ago, railed on that shit.

I got to always go aggressive grind. That's right. Richard's a trailblazer. Kylie, what's going on on social media? Can I just read you one good comment? Yeah, I want it. Stephanie commented on TikTok and said, I really do hate these old hags. That hate is so intense because she took time out of her day to use her thumbs to type that out and hit send. I mean, that's like, that is like a lot of hate because I don't,

I mean, you have to really hate something to put that kind of energy in it. You know what I always say? The opposite of love is not hate. It's ambivalence. She's not ambivalent. You are. A philosopher. No, no, no. What do you call it? A guru. A guru. A guru. Guru. A guru. Yeah, you are.

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Well, okay. Listener, today we have a treat for you. Pumps has no idea who this guest is. I've told her it's going to be a surprise. My son over the weekend sent me a TikTok video, which I proceeded to watch about 45 times because it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. And then I found this person on Instagram and D as in dog, not pumps missing dog.

But Dee as in dog, Dee emmed her and asked her if she would be interested in being a guest on our podcast, to which she immediately responded that it would be her pleasure. Yay. So we are going to have her on. She is a mother of five children. She chronicles her life on her viral TikTok account. Okay. She's a teacher.

And she has a set of twins and they just had a one-year-old birthday. Oh my gosh. And so we're going to talk to her about all of these things.

Without further ado, let's welcome my new obsession, Brittany motherfucking Monique to I've Had It. Brittany, how are you? Hi, I'm good, how are you? Thank y'all for having me. I'm so glad to meet you. I have no idea anything about you other than what Jennifer just told me. I just told Pumps that you are a mother of five children. Yes, mother of five. Two of which are twins, whom you just celebrated their one-year birthday. Yes.

Yes. And so will you tell Pumps and me about your five kids? And I believe that you have a bisexual child and a homosexual child. So if you will tell us about all five of your children, she has no idea. She's never seen any of your videos. And then after that, I'm going to play the viral video that made me absolutely fall in love with you. Love at first sight. So Brittany, tell us about your five kids.

I have five kids. My oldest son's name is Big Daddy. Big Daddy. Yes. Miss Daisy and Autumn are also twins, but we don't really consider them twins because they're 20 minutes apart and they were a litter of 11. Both of them were born in my bedroom. Oh, my God. Yeah. On purpose? Not on purpose. She had a whelping area, but she escaped and gave birth in our bedroom. Gotcha. So.

That was crazy. Then we have the two twins, Phil and Lil, who just had their one-year-old birthday. So Phil, Lil, and Big Daddy are English Bulldogs, and Autumn Knight and Miss Daisy are XL Bullies. So I'm going to play for you, for Pumps, this, uh,

TikTok video that my son sent to me last weekend, which I immediately DM'd you after I saw it because I had to have you in my life. I have to have you as my friend. I have two French Bulldogs and they are my children. So I'm going to play this video for pumps. What's wrong? You keep running up to me. Show me. What's wrong? Show me the

- Phillip got her ball, Lord have mercy. Phillip, can you please give her back her favorite ball? I'm trying, you see, I'm trying. Can you please give her back her favorite ball, Phillip Cartel? That is really her favorite ball. - What the hell? - Ha, ha! - The hell wrong with you? Go to bed, everybody, go to bed right now. - Oh my God, they're doing it. - Go to bed. Good night, everybody go to bed. Y'all done lost y'all damn mind. Go to bed. The hell wrong? Ooh, I didn't raise y'all like that.

I don't control them. They are little people. They do what they want to do. Yeah, but you told them to go to bed and they did. I can't even get my kids to do that. Oh, they know I don't play the radio. I've been talking to them since they were babies as they are humans. So they literally understand everything that I say. What about y'all done lost your damn mind?

Didn't raise y'all like that. But you can see I'm trying to get the ball. I love this shit so much because I have my, my dogs are my children and they're my biological children. And I've heard you tell your dogs, you know, I pushed you out and I have that same mentality and approach with my biological children. And so when you are with your dogs, are you talking to them all day long? Because they're very interested and captivated by everything you have to say.

All day. We talk all day. They know all of my secrets. They know all my business. I know all their business. So it's a very open relationship. Tell us about the sexuality of, I saw a TikTok video where you have a bisexual dog and then you referred to one as like a gay dog, but like Ellen DeGeneres gay, meaning not playing both teams. Yes. Yes.

So Miss Daisy is my bisexual slash homosexual child, but her mother who birthed her was also a bisexual woman. She had an affair with my dog Zoe and she also got pregnant by the neighbor Jockey. Little slut.

Yeah, she really did. She took it there all the time. But Miss Daisy came to me one day after her boyfriend moved because we started off in an apartment. So after her boyfriend moved out of the apartment and I guess she had an entanglement with the woman at the dog park that I knew nothing about. And she came to me and she was just like, Mom, I think I like everybody. And I was like, that's fine. Mama's been there, done that. That's fine. Good for you. Right. It was Pride Month during the time. And I mean, we

Well, you know what's so interesting about that? Pumps has a Siberian Husky. And I have a very attractive French Bulldog named Tubby. And we used to go out to her house frequently.

And her big dog Blaze looks like a wolf was constantly mounting sniffing tubbies private areas. And I told her I was like, you have a gay dog and she would get defensive and say he's not gay. And I'm like, there's no shame in having a gay wolf. I mean, there's no problem with having a gay wolf like I accept it.

And Tabby's accepting it. I mean, I don't think he wants to go there, but he's kind of just saying, OK, you know, you can do it. Then we had a dog psychic come out and say that he was gay. Yeah, it was confirmed via a dog psychic. Yes. And he pees like a girl. He does pee like a girl. And see, Miss Daisy used to pee like a boy. So that was also an indication that I knew she was gay. Exactly. OK, so Big Daddy.

Big Daddy seems to be your most stubborn child. He is definitely my most stubborn child. He is the child that even made us who we are today because he's just in a world of his own. Like you can talk to him like I'm talking to you and he'll walk off because he doesn't care. Right. He doesn't care.

Well, and all of the others seem to mind you and they go to their places they're supposed to go. And Big Daddy's flopped out on the human sofa and you go in there and you do your countdown. One, two, three. And he doesn't give a fuck, Brittany. No, he is like, I'm not moving. I'm going to fluff up right here on this sofa.

Yeah, he feels like because he gets a check now because he's sponsored by a coat defense, which is a dog skin care line. He feels like because he makes money, he doesn't have to listen. He feels like he pays just as much bills as I do. He feels like he's the boss of everybody. He does. He does. And he's and at one point he was the only boy. So I think that does play a part in it. He was like.

the only boy and the biggest boy so he will always get more attention than the girls because people always afraid of them because they're so big like the camera does them no justice they're really really big they're like horses so he's so used to having one-on-one attention and being the spotlight that when it comes time to mind his mother well he calls me britney he doesn't even call me mom very disrespectful when it comes time to do what i say he just doesn't care

All right. Tell Pumps about the time that you got a surprise for your dogs. You were so excited to give this surprise to your dogs and tell her what happened. Tell her what the surprise was and get the camera rolling and paint this picture for Pumps and for our listener.

So because Big Daddy is addicted to the couch, like he loves the couch. So we got the idea from some of his aunts and uncles in the comments. It was like, you need to get Big Daddy his own couch. So I went to Burlington and Marshalls and TJ Maxx to look around for a couch. And I did end up finding him a couch. I get home, bring the couch into my office. It's on the other side of my office. And I gather everyone up and I'm trying to tell them, you know, I got a surprise for you guys. Everybody's excited.

They want to see what the surprise is because they love packages. They know what a surprise is. They know what packages are. So I'm leading everyone to the back and they see the couch and everybody's going crazy on the couch and Big Daddy ends up on the couch by himself and he pisses on it.

Pisses on the couch. Doesn't care. Yeah. Pisses everywhere on the couch. And it literally hurt my whole boob. She chews his ass out. Big Daddy, you haven't even had this for five goddamn minutes. She was about to cry because they were so excited. They're all hopping around on the sofa. And she's like, I got a surprise for you guys. And then Big Daddy squats and pisses. And I mean, she is madder than a hornet.

Yes, he really did his big one that day. Okay, so we've been remiss. I had to just kind of bring our listener and Pops up to speed on what a fabulous, fantastic, fine dog mama that you are.

But I've been remiss in not asking you, Brittany, what have you had it with? So many things. Okay, let's go. The first thing I've had it with is the comments about if you have more than one pet that your house has to absolutely smell like a zoo.

Your house absolutely does not have to smell like a zoo. People get crazy in my comments. They call me all type of nasty, trashy, like you live in the... Somebody told me last night I live in a kennel.

But that's why I try to push the importance of keeping your house clean, showing people products they can use, because a lot of people really don't know. And it's your pumps' house. It's so goddamn cold. A scent can't even live in the air. It does. She's got that wolf, the gay wolf, the homosexual wolf I was telling you about that's constantly trying to hunt my dog. Borderline raping, but that's a different...

That's a different podcast episode. That's how big daddy is with his baby mamas. I mean, he has 17 kids, three baby mamas. So,

Big Daddy has 17 kids? He has 17 kids. I have 17 grandchildren. Do you get to see him? No. His baby mamas are very bitter because they're not at Big Daddy's status. So they keep the kids away from us. They don't reach out. They didn't reach out for Father's Day. So I had to go and give my son his extravagant Father's Day because none of his baby mamas would. That is disrespectful. So disrespectful. They want that champion seed, but then they just forget about Big Daddy. No.

No wonder. I mean, no wonder he's so tormented in those videos. I see where he's kind of laid on the sofa there a little bit. Maybe there's a little bit of depression, you know, because all these all of this abandonment from the baby mamas and all of these 17 kids of his. Yeah. I mean, he told us a story before he got on TikTok and told a story about how he dreams of being in his kids lives. But that's just not the life he wants to live. Right.

It's just taking a different path. Okay. One thing you told me about when we emailed is that you've had it with the stigma that black people don't like animals. So let's talk about that. Yes, I get. Oh, my gosh. I get so many comments like thanking me for opening this door for people to really show love for pets because it's the stigma that black people don't like animals. We don't like animals.

on our furniture. We don't let animals in the house. We keep dogs outside on chains. And that's just not true at all. Like the black people that I know, the black people that I'm surrounded with, the black people who follow me, the black men and women, older and younger, it's a new generation. Now that might've been a thing of the past.

But now a lot of African-Americans, as myself, we really treat our babies like children because that's what they are to us. And people don't see that things are changing. Like it's not what it used to be where, like for example, my great-grandma, she had a lot of dogs, but they lived in the back. She would throw grits outside to them, whatever she was eating, she would throw the pot outside to them. And that's just not what it is today. Like these animals, we really have a relationship with them. Like they're really,

our children, like they're really our children. Yeah. I mean, and that's the way my dogs are to me. I grew up with dogs as well, like you. And I mean, the dogs are like, I mean,

I tell my kids all the time, they'll say, I have two sons, human sons. And they'll say, mom, I feel like you love the dogs more than me. And I'm like, it's not that I love them more than you. It's that their lifespan is shorter. So I have to overtly show a lot more affection to them. Yours is spanned out over my entire lifetime. Yeah.

These dogs, I've got 10 years that I've got to throw into them. And so if you sense favoritism, if you scale it out over the course of your entire life, it evens out, you know? And here's the deal. My biological French bulldogs are consistent. They're always happy to see me. They always want to please me. They are always interested in what I'm doing. They don't backtalk me. They really like me.

Everything that I do, they monitor. If I'm going to the refrigerator to get a bottle of water, their eyes are moving along with my body. My sons, Dylan and Roman, they don't even know probably that I even have a fucking podcast, Brittany. But you know who knows? Cha-Cha and Tubby know. They fucking know. Yeah, they know.

They know about it. They love their mama. We were just talking about before you got on here. So I have this book here, Brittany, it's called The Permanent Record right here. And it's embossed this leather binder and it says The Permanent Record. And we like to keep things written down. Our very first entry in this book says, Pumps is not a good pet owner. I had one bad pet owner experience. That was it. Here's the cliff note version. She had a Pomeranian. She hated it.

It ran away. It ran away. She celebrated that it ran away. Didn't put up flyers. Didn't try to find the dog. Basically somebody else in the neighborhood has the dog, right? She could give two shits about the dog's wellbeing celebrates that it's been rescued. And I'm not saying this makes her a bad person. I'm saying it is such an issue that it's number one at the top of the dog. Cause a big daddy went missing. What would you do, Brittany?

If Big Daddy, first, Big Daddy's not going to go missing because he doesn't run. He doesn't run. So he's never going to go missing. But if Big Daddy was to ever go missing, I don't think it would be that hard for me to find him. All I need to do is stand out there and say, Bubby. But in the case that he did go missing, I don't, the Big Daddy, their dad, their stepdad, because the Big Daddy and them have.

the big dad and them haven't have him back here in three seconds like you couldn't get away with it because our followers our supporters do not play about their nieces and nephews so but that would never happen would you celebrate if big daddy was gone and he didn't come home no i would be on it on live on all our platforms begging and pleading please bring me my son that's right he needs to come home he has to eat that's right

See, do you see what I'm saying? You should be ashamed. I know I should be, but I'm so not. See, do you see what I'm up here against Brittany? Like she's everybody's favorite people. She's the star of our show and there's, you know, everybody's got some flaws and she just has this sociopathy around this dog. And I said, you know, what if this dog had a stroke? What if he was run over? What if he was injured? She didn't care. I mean, I mean, it's like serial killer Dexter, Dexter,

That's not true because one time this was bad. I was driving home and there was like a corpse on the road and it kind of looked like his fur and I was like, motherfucker, I'm going to have to go home, scoop this dog up out of the middle of the street before my kids come home from school. So I go back to my house. I do the loop around to double check it was a raccoon. So what?

on that because he kind of looked like you know so let me let me get this straight you'd go scoop the carcass off the road to keep my kids from knowing that scout was like plastered in the middle of the street yes do you understand the psychology of what you're talking about here like he's missing he could be you know like somebody could be selling off his organs you never know what's going on the black pet market they would call me if he were dead from the animal shelter

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I'm just saying, Brittany, it's this, it's a different, it's a different world that she lives in than you and me. But you know, I have that battle all the time. People come at me all the time. You treat them too much like humans. You do too much for them. These dogs only get, like you said, a short life. Right. And as long as I have in my body, they will celebrate Christmas. They will celebrate Halloween and they will celebrate every birthday. They will eat good and sleep good every day. Well,

Well, and here's what I say to people that tell me like pumps, when she says you treat your dogs better than you do humans. I say, you're goddamn right. I do. I double down on it. I'm like, you're fucking right that I treat them better than I treat humans.

Because they are my little precious angels. Okay, we're going to play a game with you called Had It or Hit It. Okay, so if you've had it with something, tell us had it. And if you would love this thing, you tell us you'd hit it. All right. Oh my God. Welcome to Had It or Hit It. I would hit it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Okay, had it or hit it, cats. Hit it. I was a cat person before I was a dog person.

You like a cat? I love cats. I've got a cat right now. I don't like my cat. I'm good to her. Unlike pumps, I'm good to this cat. I take care of this cat. This cat has had asthma. It had a cat inhaler. I nursed it through the asthma. She's had diabetes. We've done all the shots. She's 15. And sometimes, you know, that, that.

that I give a creature for a finite amount of time. That is tick, tick, tick. It's just time for that cat. I mean, when she goes to piss, Brittany,

She sticks her front paws in the litter box and then squats. And I have to have these goddamn puppy pads out. And then she just fucking pisses on that because she won't piss in the box anymore. I don't know if she's senile. I'm good to her. I'm good to her. I tell her I love her. She's fed. If she ran away, unlike other people, I would try to find her. I would advocate for her safety and well-being. But I'm kind of over cats.

Look at how you talk about the cat compared to Tubby. The cat, the cat, the cat. Tubby, the baby. Tubby, and then I have a daughter, Brittany, and her name is Cha-Cha. When I first got, Tubby was furious. Like, he looked at me like...

What have you fucking done? But he reluctantly, he has reluctantly fallen in love with her. And sometimes we have to have conversations about mounting his sister, who's also a minor. So we're working through some of those things because I see this afternoon delight situation, which is really weird because they go missionary, not doggy. And I'm always like, Tubby, Cha-Cha is your sister and she's a minor, both illegal and unacceptable. Okay. Okay.

Had it or hid it, small talk. I'm a talker, so I can talk about anything. So I hid it. We can talk about anything. I don't really care. See, we're both talkers and we're anti-small talk. Yeah. So let me ask you this, Brittany. Let's say that you, you know, you go into Starbucks, okay?

And there's this goofy looking, maybe 60 year old white dude. Okay. I'm talking, he's got like the pleated khakis on and probably, you know, like a golf shirt. That's a dry fit, but he's wearing it like it's a dress shirt, but it's actually a dry fit. And he comes up to you and he sees your t-shirt on with the dogs. And he goes, you got a bunch of dogs or something. What's going on with your shirt? Yeah.

That happens to me all the time. That just happened to me at the gas station this morning. It wasn't a white man. It was a Latino man. And he was like, your shirt, you're a breeder. And I was like, no, I'm a mother. My children are outside in the car right now. Okay. Had it or hid it dog birthday parties.

I just had a dog birthday party yesterday. My nephew had a Star Wars party. Me and Big Daddy were there. Who's cute as Star Wars?

I mean, before we die, we have to get our dogs together. I mean, it just has to happen because I will go and I want to bring pumps just to torture her. You should be there. Actually, you can be on the serving team so you can serve. Right. I'm a great server. Yes, exactly. OK. Had it or hit it. Doorbells.

Had it with the doorbells because Miss Daisy has a doorbell that she uses every day, all day. Had it with the doorbells. Please. I just ordered a camera to have evidence to prove to her uncles and aunts on the internet that she really like hit the doorbell all day.

So I've had it. So you send Miss Daisy outside to go potty or just to go outside and take care of her business. And does she ring in the front doorbell? On the back door. So we have a back doorbell. I don't let them out in front because we live like on a road. So like one day, Phillip was in the middle of the street and he stopped traffic. It was just a whole thing. It was just crazy. That has never happened to me before. But like I tell people, these twins of mine,

are demonic because the stuff that they do my other children have never done ever but she has a doorbell on the back so i let everyone out at the same time every day they're on a very strict schedule they go outside and five minutes later when she's done she's ringing that doorbell let me back in regardless of her siblings regardless of her niece and nephew she's ready to come in the house

So she goes outside, pees, and then she just starts psychotically ringing the doorbell. Did you teach her to ring the doorbell or she just figured it out? And I just put the doorbell outside. I show her where it is. She's the sheriff of the house. So she has to know, you know, where everything's at to keep everything in order. So I let her know this is the doorbell in case of an emergency. Right. If I take too long, ring the doorbell. Now what?

She just brings it just because she wants to. All right. And then just tell us before we let you go about, you have a life partner and he has this, is he the step? He's the step father. You will not let him be the biological father of your five kids. I have different baby daddies to all my kids. So big daddy's father is Drewski and Drewski, when you see this,

We've been waiting on you to email us back, get back with us. I've been reaching out to his manager, reaching out to his team. He's just been avoiding his son. He can't avoid my son because number one, they look just alike, especially in that nose area.

Drew Skin, Big Daddy, same nose. Miss Daisy's father is Charleston White. And I know Charleston is a busy man, putting people in jail, going on these podcasts, exposing people, that type of thing. But he needs to expose himself to his child because she's going in the wrong direction. Going in the wrong direction. And Autumn Knight, her dad is Lil Baby.

I don't know what the issue is with him right now. He seems to be going through some type of life crisis, but he does need to realize he has a daughter. Then she goes in that living room and she turns on those music videos and she goes on his Instagram and she just scrolls. And I have to take the phone away. You know, Autumn, it's okay. Mama got you. So when you say little baby, you're talking about the rapper. Yes. That's the biological father of...

Yes. That's the biological father. Okay. And who's the biological father of the twins? So they have different dads. I know it's kind of crazy, but I was used to meeting at one time. Kind of crazy. But Lillian's dad is Kodak Blake. She acts and looks just like him. Just, I mean, it's like he spit her out. That's her father. And he just denies my child. And, um,

Phyllis' dad is kind of, I don't even want to talk about Phyllis' dad because he always threatens to put me behind bars and expose me. One of those. Right. It's a toxic situation. Right.

Listener, you have got to go. Do not walk. Run immediately to this woman's TikTok page and tell our listener. We'll also link it down in our notes. But tell our listener how they can follow you on TikTok, on Instagram or whatever other social media app you're on. So on TikTok, Facebook and Instagram, you can find us at Big Daddy NEM. So it's Big Daddy N-E-M.

On all platforms. And I'm telling you guys, this is high quality content. This woman does not fuck around. She fucking balances loving her dogs unconditionally, but she also gives them tough love when needed because these dogs are well behaved. They mind. They do mind. They listen. They go to church. They do. They do.

They are church going dogs. Every Sunday she sings gospel to them. They have to get the word. Brittany, I absolutely adore you. This has been so much fun. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. And let's do better by our dog.

I'm a lost cause with that dog, but I do love my other dog that I still have. She loves the homosexual. I love the homosexual wolf. I just didn't like that little dog, but I can't wait to go down the Brittany rabbit hole. Thank you. I appreciate it. Cause this is a steep one. All right. Bye Brittany. Thank you so much. Oh my gosh. I can't get my kids to behave that well. She doesn't go to bed. She just went.

She didn't raise them like that. No, she did not. You have got to go. No, I need to now. It's so hysterical. These dogs and she does on Sunday. They're all like laying around and she sings gospel music to them.

Their stepfather will be like, everybody's taking a nap. And then she's like, she's always just talking to him. They're always just like intently focused on her. She's an incredible mother. Yeah. And she'll be disciplining one of her dogs. And she'll be like, I can't believe you acting like that after I pushed you out. Yeah.

She's not fantastic. She's the best. Love her. Love her. Absolutely love her. Listener, I hope that you loved her too. She is my new obsession. So fun. Brittany motherfucking Monique. Go find her at Big Daddy Nim on all socials. But speaking of all socials, make sure you're already following I've Had It Podcast,

Come to the Hot Shit Tour. Coming near you. And go to Apple and give us five stars and write a review because we really want to collect a lot of those, don't we, Pumps? Yes, we do. And we would love your DMs on our Instagram direct message of what you've had it with. Thanks, listener. We'll see you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday. I'll tell you what I've had it with.