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This episode of I've Had It is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Oh my. Might have been the best one ever. Look at that smug AF face with the little shimmy over there. So happy. Great start for the day. It is so good. Yep. I mean, I just feel like I'm walking on

A cloud. I'm so happy. Well, Meemaw, what have you had it with? What I've had it with will come as no surprise that I fucking had it with the Supreme Court. I've had it with their playing politics. I've had it with the special rules for Donald Trump. I have had it with them dodging the issues.

that affect most Americans. I've had it with the overturning of Roe. I've had it with their racist, homophobic rhetoric. I've had it with Clarence Thomas. I think he's fucking gross. I

I've had it with John Roberts because he's a pussy. I've had it with all of them. I've had it that they're taking this immunity case not until April. I have fucking had it. Everything I learned in law school to revere them, to trust them, to be in reverence to the words that they write has just been like a big shit sandwich they shoved in my mouth. And I've had it. All right. Let me ask you this. Since you are an attorney and one of this country's greatest legal minds,

Is there any chance you could file a bar complaint against them? You know, that's a great question. But here again, in the judiciary, you file complaints with the counsel on judiciary. They don't have any. They have no ethics panel. No oversight. They have no ethics rule. They have zero oversight. So what I could do is I could write a letter and shove it up my own ass because that would be exactly how much that would be –

That would be as effective because there is nobody that tells them what to do except them. I fucking had it with that Clarence Thomas weighing in on an opinion about an insurrection from January 6th that we all saw that his wife was a planner and participator in by her own testimony to the January 6th committee. And his fat ass doesn't recuse.

Yeah. I've just had it. Well, you know the situation with Clarence Thomas is he is funded by this Dallas billionaire named Harlan Crowe, who is a collector of Nazi memorabilia. Right. But he has a signed copy of Mein Kampf. He collects napkins with swastikas on them that were owned by Hitler. Hitler art. He has a collection of Hitler art. It's nuts.

It's crazy. And he'll say, oh, I just appreciate art. And I'm like, bullshit. I would not get a piece of Donald Trump art full stop. I mean, there's nothing. People collect things that they're fond of. You collect Ashley Longshore's art. Why do you do that? Because you like it. You don't collect shit you don't like. Nobody collects bird shit. Nobody collects dog shit because nobody likes that stuff. He doesn't.

Likes it. Right. And I think this situation with the Supreme Court, if our country is able to make it through the upcoming election, is something that has to be robustly addressed. Robustly. Because it is a joke. It's a joke. And it's sad because this court has completely been...

It's a minority Supreme Court. Absolutely. You have three picks from Donald Trump who did not win the popular vote by millions. And he got those three picks. The majority of Americans do not agree with the overturning of Roe. The majority of Americans support gay marriage. And the majority of Americans support equality. You have this fever pitch of.

I'm going to throw a temper tantrum nonstop fever pitch minority that screams at the top of their lungs. We're the silent majority. I'm like, then why the fuck are you yelling and why are your numbers not so strong? Right. Anyway, we could go on and on and on about this. You can join us on our YouTube channel where we have our news segments where Pumps does a complete breakdown on the court, which is dynamic. Yeah.

We also started a little side hustle podcast of ours called Girl Please on our Patreon. In an alarming turn of events, I clap us on on that one. Right. It's a real, it's disorienting. It drops every Monday. Girl, please. But let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay. I have had it with people on social media that make a huge stink and a huge announcement

that they're going to take a break from social media. That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

Don't announce it. Just go. Hey, guys. I just wanted everybody to know I've kind of been going through a lot and I need to take a mental health break for myself. And this is going to include me cleansing myself from all social media. So if you don't see me on here for a while, it's because I'm going to be taking a much needed break. Love you guys so much. Thanks for following.

Shut the fuck up. If you're going to take a break from social media, take a break. Posting about your break is in fact bad.

Right. Right.

auto, it's like automatic. So these breakers that announce to the world wide web, their break, because by God, I'm sure that the void would have been felt had they not announced it. Well, and my whole deal is, do you really think that everyone else on social media is going to send out a search party for you? And that everybody's so worried about what

John Doe or Jane Doe is doing that you need to make an announcement. Let me just update you on this. Nobody gives a fuck. Nobody even notices that you're not on social media until you tell them. It gets worse. Oh, no. So then after their break, they reappear. Hey, guys. What?

I feel rejuvenated after my much needed break from social media. It was so great being off social media and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

These are the people that, you know, like back in our younger days, all the people are like, I'm taking a break from drinking. And you and I would always say only the alcoholics need to take a break from drinking. Otherwise, it's not an issue. Right. These are the people who are consumed so much with social media that they're projecting that, you know, everybody's going to give a fuck when I enter and when I exit. And I've got a hot newsflash. Right.

Social media is full of not only billions of people, but also billions of animals and places and all sorts of fuckery. Your absence is not even remotely going to affect anything. Nobody cares. At all. And I would argue that the announcement of the departure and the announcement of the re-arrival of

It's nothing short of just overt, documented narcissistic personality disorder. Grandstanding at the very least. In the permanent record. Because people screenshot that shit. Right. You're announcing that you're dying for everybody to ask you why you're taking a break. You're dying for everybody to ask where you are. You're dying for everybody to ask how it went. It's just a full social media grandstand, in my opinion. Like it's immediate...

unfollow. If I ever saw that on mine, it would be an immediate unfollow. Let me ask you a follow-up. Do you know how to unfollow somebody? No, but I could ask Kylie. All right. Welcome to I've Had It podcast. My name is Jennifer. I'm Angie. She is the country's greatest legal mind as evidenced by her banger of a had it at the top of this episode where she fucking eviscerated

Justice Clarence Thomas justifiably. Yes. Because that motherfucker is the worst. Kylie. Hello. Hi, Kyles. On the same note, I've got some MAGA hate comments. Oh, good. That I'd love to read you. From the Patriots? We posted about Patriots on TikTok. Oh, goody, goody, goody. They have something to say. Okay. Hunter comments and says...

Having patriotism woman-splained to me by a girl with blonde hair is hilarious. I am secure in my love for my country. First of all, he had to bring up the fact that we were women. That was very important because he is a misogynist and he doesn't want women to have an opinion about anything. Right. So that's threatening to him. Hunter. Hunter.

Hunter, hunter, hunter. Patriot. Thanks for engaging with our content, Patriot. Okay, up next, Meg comments and says, I cannot seem to get these two liberal cockroaches off of my timeline. Probably because you keep commenting, Meg. Yeah, yeah. Maggie, you know how you could do that? Not look at our page. Not listen to our podcast. It'd be real easy for you. All right, Maddie P commented and just said,

Looks like Botox leaked into their little brains. You know, everybody thinks they really own us when they talk about our Botox. And I'm like, I'm just glad I'm paying this much fucking money and people notice. So thank you. I want you to notice that not one person in any of those comments said,

defended any of the criticism that I hurled at the so-called patriots for wanting to dry hump Donald Trump and for the attempted coup d'etat. They don't defend any of that. Because they can't. They attack us and our appearance and our age and our love and affinity for botulism, none of which hurts my feelings in the least bit and further confirms in my mind why

What a bunch of fucking idiots, uneducated rubes these fucking people are. And guess what, listener? If you're still hanging around, it's an election year. Here's a little additional thing that I've had it with. To all the white women that look like pumps in me that come into our comments section with your entitled fucking self and you say,

I really like you guys a lot better when you don't talk about politics. What I have to say to you, Joyce, is we get to talk about whatever the fuck we want to on our podcast. And we actually care about politics. We both read the news daily. So you can take your smartphone and cram it up your ass and maybe start your own podcast, Joyce, and let it circle back with us and let us know how it goes. Right. Pat it. Pat it.

had it. Don't tell us what we can talk about. That is like...

Could you imagine like commenting on somebody's podcast and saying, hey, please curate this to my sensitivities and sensibilities, curate it personally for me? But these are the same people that when Donald Trump says, come to the White House, it will be wild that they think he called them like, hey, John Brown, please come. You need to come. They're like, he called me. Right.

We're not dealing with the sharpest knives in the drawer. You know what? This is gross. And I can't even believe I'm going to say this, but I kind of think it's kind of true. These women probably have Trump in their spank bank.

Oh, they've got to. Because he's so like they defend him and they think he's so great. And the men, I mean, like the men probably have him in their spank bank, too. Yeah. It is really bizarre. The affection that this and here's the deal. They also comment this in the comment section. Good job. Way to go, ladies. You just pissed off half the country.

No, you're not half the country. Right. You're not. You're the majority of the Republican Party and that's it. You're a minority of this country. Donald Trump would have given an appendage to have won the popular vote. That failure on his part to not produce numbers large enough to

to win the popular vote, to not produce numbers large enough to have a bigger crowd at inauguration than Obama occupies a lot of space in his brain. You don't have the numbers, motherfuckers. You don't have it. Well, here's the deal. I don't think it's any secret that size is a real issue for Donald Trump. And I think everybody knows why.

He has a little bitty tiny mushroom penis. He doesn't know how to use it very good. Therefore, he is obsessed with size. I mean, it is just the most obvious thing in the world.

Why are you laughing? It's true. Anybody that obsessed with science has a little dick. And his looks like a mushroom. But here's the insanity of this. This man is who these idiotic Republicans have chosen to be their leader in the last three presidential cycles. This is who they are. Yeah, it is. I mean, he is an adjudicated rapist in the state of New York.

He's been found unanimously by a jury. So Marsha or whoever just made that comment, I'm like, so you support sexual abusers because that's what you're doing. You're rubber stamping sexual abuse. So you'd want your daughter to be alone in a dressing room with him? Listen, the grab him by the pussy thing, it didn't affect him at all. He's immune to this. He is...

It's this really weird thing where even where you have people that are in our socioeconomic demographic and they will say, oh, I just vote for the economy. Nope. He wasn't great at the economy either. $7 trillion in debt in four years. And so right now they're all just exposed for supporting the shit that they hate. And what they hate is other people getting the same that they have. Right. They don't want equality. It's just...

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Go to happy mammoth.com and enter the promo code had it on the checkout page. Kylie, what's going on in the news? I just have one quick news story. I'm going to throw your way because I just want to piss you off. Jennifer Welch. Okay. You remember that? Don't take me ash.

She's always sitting on the edge. Cheap date. You remember the pink Starbucks Stanley Cup that everyone went nuts for at Target? Yes. It's what they were fighting over. It was a limited edition. Right. The violence. The criming. The one that caused the violence and the criming. Right. Yeah. So a woman on Facebook Marketplace is selling $10 selfies with the pink Starbucks Stanley Cup for people who didn't get one. So posting on Facebook Marketplace, the entrepreneur wrote...

Selling selfies. The entrepreneur. Entrepreneur wrote, selling selfies with an authentic pink Starbucks Stanley Cup. If you couldn't buy one, now is your chance to rent one and take some cool pictures with it for social media for only $10. Did anybody do this? I mean, I'm going to guess yes. Even though it seems crazy, people do shit like this. And I mean...

It's a grift. It is a fucking cup. It is a fucking cup. It is a goddamn cup. It's an oversized cup. It is a fucking cup. And everybody is acting like somebody just fucking cured cancer with this thing. It is unbelievable. My hatred for these cups does nothing but grow. And

and boil over and fester. I have had it with these cups. They're taking, renting the cups for fucking selfies. Are you fucking kidding me? This is not a koala bear. This is not a kangaroo. This is not a human being that was born with like a gigantic penis. This is not anything that is worthy of a photograph. And I'm going to, I want somebody out there to do a fucking study.

And I guarantee you that there is a link between Trumpism and the Stanley Cups. I called it here first. I want it injected into the permanent record. Somebody out there fucking figure this shit out because I guarantee you there is a direct link to Trump and the Cup. I know it. Jen, I have to tell you that the entrepreneur posted that all of the slots were booked up and had to make a wait list. It's fucking unbelievable. Yeah.

And here's the deal. International viewers and listeners, all you need to know about the current state of American culture is what our executive producer found in the American news. A woman puts on Facebook Marketplace, come take a picture with my cup, and it fucking sold out and morphed into a wait list. That does seem...

astonishing, quite frankly. I mean, I know everybody does something. There is so much fuckery around these cups. I just want to say that I'm a proud Stanley Cup owner and a proud Democrat that I would never vote for Trump if they had said they're going to cut off each of my 10 digits one at a time. I would let them have them. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this.

If the study that I talked about that I think is a great study for some whippersnapper scientist. Maybe a PhD could do the thesis on it. Latch onto immediately. Is there a link between the Stanley Cup fetishists and the cult of Trump? If they came back and said there is no question that a Stanley Cup is a gateway drug for Trumpism. I would stop.

I would take them all and I would throw them in the trash. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about the cups. Some people are going to be hearing this and saying, well, the cups are actually good because they're for the environment. So you're not using single use plastic. What I would say to that is these fucking people that are Stanley Cup fetishists, they collect the cups.

which completely annihilates the argument that you're being pro single use, blah, blah, blah. Even pumps herself has confessed that she would like to open up her cabinets and see nothing but Stanley cups there. I would. But you would quit. I would quit. A link to Trumpism. If we have documented proof, there's gotta be somebody that could do this study. I think they're PhD students.

made you know phd students that are doing their dissertations i think something here's i mean it can't i mean it's kind of why is this why is it that exciting to have a photograph made with a cup i have no idea but it's not a monkey it's not a koala no it's not a cute dog it's not a drink it's not the grand it's not the grand canyon it's not you're not on a beach in italy you're not i mean

It's a fucking cup. Yeah, I don't know. I do find it interesting. But I mean, here's the deal. I'm going to give the woman credit that's selling it for $10 a pop. It's a grift. But if people are paying her to do it, good for her. I think the bigger question is who are the people paying to do it? And what are they going to do with the pictures like posted on Instagram? Like I have no concept of why one would do that. You can imagine how I feel. Yeah.

No, I can't. I have been whistleblowing for a long time about these cups and it just continues to get more and more kinky. Yeah.

It's just a kinky fetish. It's really fucking weird. Also, like, are people so, like, devoid of culture that a thermos provides this level of culture to them? I mean, there were, you know, back in the day, people liked literature and art. And now in the modern world, you can like film, documentaries, all forms of different art. For these people...

That art is a mass-produced thermos cup. With a straw. With a plastic straw. And a handle. My job is done. It's unfortunate. Now you've got our blood pressure up for the whole day. Yep, that was my goal. All right, let's do this. Let's take some voice memos. Let's see what other people have had it with. Get your mind off your hat. I really want somebody to do a link connecting video.

All right, for voice memos today, up first, we're going to hear from Joshua T. Hello to the pickleball champion, Jessica, and the mongero lesbian pumps. This is Joshua from Manchester, UK. Pumps, I really hope your Siberian husky is ready for its first cunnilingus experience. And by that, I mean the new name for your vagina, not your dog, Blaze. And I hope you're ready for your first cunnilingus experience.

I have fucking had it with yak mouth Americans on guided tours in European cities across the continent. The worst offence is when the tour guide says, does anyone have any questions? At this point, it's game over. The Americans have questions prepared, memorised, printed, laminated and distributed to each member of the group.

This then triggers an entire monologue about their European ancestral history. And then they proceed to tell us every detail about their European vacation itinerary. I have fucking had it. Love you both so much.

Joshua T. Joshua T., you speak my love language. I love you. Pumps loves your accent. Love the accent. I love that he referred to my vagine as the Siberian Husky. The Siberian Husky is over there purring because of that accent, Joshua. But here's the thing.

I agree. As an American, I offer an apology. Yes. And here's where all of this stems from. We are raised and we are indoctrinated to be incredibly ethnocentric. We're also very lacking in identity. So when Pumps and I were growing up, it was very common to say, what are you?

And what that meant is what is your European descent? It was like, oh, I've got some English, I've got some French. And that was the big talk. I mean, that was a big thing because we have, we lack a national identity. And in lacking a national identity, you see things like the Stanley Cup come in and be important pieces for American culture. And then you get these Americans that go to Europe and,

And want to grandstand about their great, great, great, great, great. And we're all so diluted over here. Right. Nobody even really has a bunch of something that's too strong. But I mean, you have people that go, well, I'm Irish. And I always go like, Irish, Irish or American Irish? Because you sound American. Right. Irish to me is somebody that lives in Ireland. Yeah.

That is an Irish person. But somebody say, oh, I'm Irish. And I'm like, oh, so three great grandfathers ago you were Irish? You know who's English? Joshua. Absolutely. That left the voice in my mind. And you know why we know? Because he sounds like it and he lives in Manchester. That's right. That's how we know. That's how we know. And we are like really good at deduction. We're investigators on the side. But I also agree with you. American tourists...

are insufferable, but this will also also segue over to something that I've absolutely fucking had it with. And it is when somebody has explained something thoroughly and at the end of a very thorough explanation as a courtesy, they say, does anybody have any questions? Anybody, anybody

that cares about anybody but themselves, zips their lips. They even might even hold their breath because they're not going to ask a question. But Americans are the fucking worst at this shit. They start asking stupid questions that...

It's annoying. It's frustrating. And I've had it. Don't ask questions. I think it's inherent in every group where somebody is giving information, whether it's a tour group, whether it's a classroom, whether it's a Zoom call. Anytime someone is in a group and then holds everybody in the group hostage with their stupid questions, it's

I don't know if it's because they want to grandstand and show you, because almost always the question is designed not for further information, but for the person asking the question to let you know how smart they are. Like, I'm so smart, you probably want to hear what I have to say, so I'm going to couch it in terms of a question. Because I've got some nuanced thing that I want you to know that I know. And invariably, in every group,

Every person in the group hates the person that is asking the question. Here's another spin on that. In mom groups and parent groups...

the leader of the school or the basketball team or whatever it is, they give a very thorough presentation and then they open it up to the parents for questions. And sometimes these mothers and or fathers use it as an opportunity to show everybody that they think they are a much better parent than the rest of the members of the group because they asked the one fucking question. And

And I immediately think, I hate this person. I hate them. I hope my kid doesn't hang out with their kid. Shut the fuck up. Nobody needed to come to this meeting. Nobody needed to be here. You are bored to tears and you think you're such a great parent. Everybody hates your guts. And I hate you double. Right. For that question. Yeah. I could not agree more. There's one or two parents in every group. Joshua, here's the deal. You're just dealing with this-

and glimpses of American tourists. We live here. Right. We get it every day in every group. We fucking live here, Joshua. We can't get away from this. This is our life. This is our country. This is the shit that we have to put up with from the minute we get up till the minute we go to bed are fucking obnoxious, annoying Americans. So the deal, Joshua, is...

We live here. You have to come help us. You were talking about you, but now we're making it about us. We live here. We can't. It's help us. I can send rescue. Send boats and planes. Come get us. Come get us. Oh, my gosh. Okay. I've caught my breath. Pumps, it's been a while since you've taken a victory lap about your bowel movements. Why don't you share with the listener what's transformed your life?

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prettylitter.com slash had it code had it terms and conditions apply see site for details all right up next we've got someone with the username at cranky whore 69 love the username hey patriots i have fucking had it with people who make double my salary responding to my work emails that i have proofread i

I have scanned for everything because I'm professional like that. You know what I mean? And they will respond in all lowercase, no punctuation, and worst of all, at the bottom of the tagline, sent from my iPhone. Girl, please. A punch in the fucking face would be less disrespectful than that. I've had it. Also, the worst of all I've ever been sent is one that said, sent from my Samsung Galaxy on the Verizon network. Girl, you just called yourself out. I got it.

Sent from my Samsung. Oh, my God. That's so good. You know what all of this just illustrates? It's just how insufferable it's become communicating with each other. It is. Highlights insufferable people. I agree with him. Like, where's the professionalism in the grammar these days?

In writing a letter, I know it's an email. It's not a letter. I know that I am older, that I grew up with where you sent formal letters. I understand that that's a bias on my part. But I just think it's important in a professional setting to

To spell correctly, to capitalize correctly. Agreed. To have grammar that's correct. I agree. I just, I don't understand why we want to be so casual in the workplace. Now, if you want to send all lowercase to your girlfriend about what you're doing Saturday night, I'm in. 100% in. But when I take the time, like he says, you know, when I'm listing very important, necessary topics to do my job and you respond with no capitalization,

No correction of grammar and run on sentences. I immediately think you're a dipshit. You are a dipshit. I'm dealing with a dipshit. I agree. I mean, it's just. I completely agree. I do not appreciate the laziness and the lackluster approach to not capitalizing the beginning of a sentence and putting a punctuation mark at the end. I like a common word. This is the equivalent term.

to me of not, if you eat at a fast food restaurant, of not clearing off your table. This is laziness. It's not cute. The all lowercase, you might think it's cute. You might think it's neat. You might think it's fun. But I have a hot news flash for you. It is identifying you as a lazy motherfucker. That's what it is.

I'm lazy and I think I'm cute. Right. I think I'm cute. And I think I'm entitled to not capitalize my shit. I've had it. I've had it. It's a great had it. You know, it just goes back to you're not that cute.

You might think you're that cute. Your mom and dad might think you're that cute. Do we sound like rogue Gen Xers right now? We do. We do. Do we? I like it. What do you, the millennial, what do you think about this? I agree. So the all lowercase. I remember when that started becoming a thing that was cute. I think I even did it for a while when I was younger. My daughter did it in high school. It's extra work because your phone automatically capitalizes. You have to go back and undo it and put a lowercase. Yeah.

I think it's trying to be cute. It is. It's trying really hard. Work is not the place to be cute. Work is for professionals. And I just, I think that the thing is, and here's the thing, and maybe we do sound like rogue Gen Xers, but I just want to say this. We should always put an emphasis on education and decorum around things, especially in a professional setting. We don't want to see...

People celebrating the misuse of the only language that these fuckers speak. Because here's the situation. If you're American...

And your parents were American. Your grandparents were American. You go back a couple generations. You probably only speak English. Right. Like Pumps and Kylie and me. Guilty. All right. We are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Right. Americans. Okay. So you have one fucking language that you're writing in. One language you're speaking in. One language you're dreaming in. And guess what? When you go to every other country, they've all learned English because the Americans are so goddamn lazy and stupid. Right. Right.

The bare minimum thing that you can fucking do is punctuate it and capitalize it and use the proper verb tense and the proper grammatical structure. You lazy fuck face Americans. I've had it. We're just.

Absolutely. Inseparable. Inseparable. Why are we so mad today? I don't know. Do you think you'll even be able to air this episode with this level of hostility? I'm going to have to put a warning, a not safe for work warning. Right. We're talking about people that operate out of rage and what are we doing? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. You know what we started off with?

We started off with this fuckery. Yeah. You know, and then you and I just get riled up. We get fired up. Rile each other up. These callers are riling us up. It's just. Rile up city over here. It's just rile up city. Meemaw's probably going to have a stroke any second. Fucking stroke out. We'll start doing the podcast from the assisted living center next week. She's in her stroke recovery plan. You might have to come in and trim the Siberian husky for me.

Oh, it's gone so low. It's gone so low. I don't think we can get it back. Do you think we have listeners left? No, I think they're all like, those fucking women are horrible people. Kylie, do you think anybody has made it this far? I think there's one left. Joe Estrada. Joe Estrada. I proud beat him the other day, but I'm going to take it back because he's the last man standing. And your mom, Linda. And Linda. We can count on Linda. We've got Linda. All right, listen.

Jen, I think it's time to just knock you down a notch. Okay. This is a loyal listener, a resident voice memo lever. It's Juju and she's mad at you. Oh, good. Okay. Hey, ladies, it's me, Juju. So I'm listening to the pod and I was listening to the egregious story told by the Jennifer Welch. And you would think that I was on Miss Jennifer Welch's side, but no, I'm not. I

I'm even shocked myself by saying I'm on Josh's side. But Jennifer, you dead ass wrong for taking a bite of that man pie and mad about how big of a bite he wanted to give you. He did it out of the kindness of his heart and you want to take it upon yourself to blast him on the I've Had It podcast, which I'm glad you did. But you dead wrong.

wrong, Jen. You knew you wanted some pie. You knew after you got done eating your petite, small, itty-bitty, tiny steak, because you got a small back, that you wanted something sweet when you got done. But Josh already knew. He had it in his plan to get something sweet. But you want to take it upon yourself to take a bite of his pie and get mad at him? Mm-mm. You did wrong, and I've had it. I love you, Juju.

Juju, here's the deal. You're right. It was so good. You know, the thing is, the thing is you're right. And I really wanted a couple bites of Josh's pie. And you have a sweet tooth after you eat. I do. I like a little bit of dessert, Juju. And you're 100% right that my vain ass didn't want to order a full pie. I did not want to have to put myself in a situation where I had to exercise restraint and

So it is a much easier life plan for me to...

blame Josh Welch for pretty much everything in my life. Well, I think that's... A large portion of my problems have been because of Josh. But Juju, we are in a great place in our marriage where now we are fighting about pie because we used to be fighting about drugs and rehabs. And now we've graduated to fighting about pie. And so Juju, as much as I deserve that ass chewing, it kind of turned me on and I liked it. I liked it. It was great.

All right. Listen up, listener. Join us in our after show that starts right now on Patreon. You can go to patreon.com. I've had it to join us there. We launched a new podcast, Patreon only, called Girl Please. It's fantastic. It comes out every Monday. We have post shows. We have the news, our IHIP news, where we are wound up like cheap clocks on that. And that is on YouTube only.

For the love of God, go to Apple Review and leave us a five star. Leave us your had it there. Leave us your cell phone number. Leave us your blood type. Just go.

It's an Apple review. We don't care what you're doing there. I mean, like we're at the point right now where we just want to see us have 10,000 reviews. Right. You could even like give us a five-star review and motherfuck us and tell us how horrible you think we are. Yeah. We're going to appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah.

100%. All right. We have a tour. Go check that out. Right. Go to the link in the bio. Got new merch. Oh, my God. Meemaw's been modeling this merch lately. This merch. You wouldn't believe how hot it looks on Meemaw and her Siberian husky. All right, Patriots. Pumps, tell the Patriots. Tell them. Tell them, Pumps. We will see you next Tuesday or Thursday or Thursday.

Do you want me to do it again? No. They get it. They know. I'll tell you what I've had it with.