Armpits, Feet and Butt Play
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Free with a 30-day home trial. New members only. Not available in remote locations. See additional terms at onepeloton.com slash home dash trial. Pops, anything interesting happen to you this week? No, but I'm about to gag over my own breath right now. Because it's so terrible. What'd you eat? Caesar salad. And it's bad. So don't try to French kiss me. You will not be happy. Well, it's interesting you bring up French kissing. Because we're going to get into this episode later.

fetishes. I cannot wait. Like I'm salivating at the thought. I'm so excited. I'm Jen. I'm Pamps. This is a new episode of I've Had It. And it's starring Pamps with a Bad Breath. Yes. You remember in that Beyonce song, Becky with the Good Hair? I'm Pamps with a Bad Breath. Yeah, that's right.

When we first decided like a year and a half ago to do this podcast, I found this article. And I thought, I'm going to save that. I'm going to read it to pumps for the very first time on the podcast. Because it is right in your wheelhouse. The title of it is Breast Milk is Not for Men. Okay. Now I'm just going to read the highlighted areas that I found interesting. Global demand for human breast milk has never been greater.

Breast milk banks and peer-to-peer sharing have long existed for mothers in need, but now it is increasingly being sold for profit. And not just to parents wishing to feed their babies. There is a dark side to this trade, as there always is when human body parts and products are brokered. Lactation and pregnancy pornography.

Oh, gosh. Okay.

A mother of three infants who made 30,000 pounds selling lactating videos online. In an attempt to understand why an adult man would buy such services, I spoke to someone who hides behind the pseudonym Breast Milk Enjoyer.

He told me he was introduced to the concept by the online bodybuilding community who drink breast milk for the human growth hormone IGF-1 and because it is rich in probiotics. A friend gave me a bag of his wife's frozen milk to try to see if I liked it before making it a staple, he told me.

It was much sweeter than I expected. Breast milk enjoyer also tells me that, quote, online right-wing bodybuilding community, which I am a part of, sources almost entirely from wives of men in the sphere or women who are adjacent to it. I very much enjoy it now. It's not a fetish thing. I've just had so much of it over the years that any taboo is broken.

Once you go frozen, you must try it fresh off the tap. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Direct quote. He says, you have no idea the state of our inboxes. Women will advertise a full-service milking experience complete with costumes for thousands of dollars. So a couple of things are happening here. More than a couple. Number one, you got the bodybuilders.

that want some sort of pure milk, why don't they just take steroids like a normal bodybuilder? Hey, Jennifer, can I ask you a question real quick before you, I guess, bash the breast milk? It's not a fetish of mine, but just last week, me and my wife had a conversation because we were watching our youngest brand new nephew and her sister brought over breast milk packages. And my wife knows I don't like outsource breast milk.

But while she's pregnant, it's not like a fight for who gets the titty milk. But if they're not watching. Compete with your children. It's not a competition. You're a part of the problem, Richard. But it tastes good.

Richard. Sorry. This is alarming. I feel like we could have gone all our lives without knowing that. But I feel like on this show, like you guys needed to know. You're a sound engineer. And I'm about to just deep dive into these fucked up men that drink titty milk. And Richard's a titty baby. Again, part of the problem. My wife was like, you bet not.

drink none of my sister's breast milk in there. Did you do it? I haven't. You cannot. I haven't. You can't. I think like it's I'm not saying I'm think it's normal for your own wife's breast milk.

But her sister's not right. Well, so there's that. Disturbing. I just... It started out on accident. You know you got to test the baby's milk because you don't want to make it too hot before you give it to the baby? Yeah, typically you just kind of dab it on your arm. I was like, well, let me just... Whoa. Oh, God.

Oh my God. Again, Richard, part of the problem. Oh my God. A part of the problem. I can't even really process that right now. Right. I want to get to the people I don't know that do this. I'm much more comfortable talking about them than the person who is on the other side of the glass. Right fucking there. Right, right. That's a real life titty baby. There's the bodybuilders that are doing this for their own, like you said, why are they not fucking taking steroids like a normal bodybuilder? Like a normal bodybuilder.

And number two, then you have these fetishes, lactating orgies and shit. Like doing it online, like you rent somebody to come over with the breast milk in a costume? Because there has been such an increasing demand, obviously poor women are selling their milk and they're getting further marginalized. Like these women in Cambodia, there's literally like these milk farms that they're hooked up to to satisfy their

the Richards of the world, so they can drink this goddamn milk. Then there is a human exploitation side of this too. As always. For these freaks. But anyway, I just, I want to poll, poll the producers. Richard, I already know what your fucking problem is. Neil, but let me ask Pumps first. Pumps, do you have any fetishes?

thinking about that. I think my tea, having to have my tea all the time, is that a fetish or just an eccentricity? She's a kinky motherfucker. That's about as much as it would get. Your iced tea. My iced tea? Is your fetish. Because I have to have it all the time. It's weird. You always make fun of me for carrying that gold thing around. I think there's a reason that you're not getting laid. And it's like, hey, baby, what's your fetish? I love that iced tea. What are yours? I think, I don't know if it's a fetish, but I have a just an

abnormal attraction to these tennis players. Right. Who are gorgeous. So that's not like... And like super alpha male and yeah. It's not like you want to... But I don't have like a while I'm in the sack, I have this... Like it turns me on if you suck my toes or something. Right. I don't know. I don't have anything like that. We're pretty normal. Yeah. Okay. Except for Richard. Nellie, do you have a fetish? Sure.

I do like DJs, female DJs. Like if there's a DJ. You like a DJ? I like spinning it. Yeah. Jen? Everybody has a crush on a DJ at some point in their lives. Yeah, let's ask Jen. Jen, do you have any fetishes? Yes. Oh gosh, can you tell us? Will you tell us? Feet? She's obsessed with my feet. Her feet. I think that would be a hard fetish to have because people's feet like get sweaty and they stink. It's a mind field. Nails are the nails. Mine don't.

Yeah, hers actually smell really great. I guess I just need to get a turntable and some headphones. Right. That's what you're missing. Maybe you could get down on the beach. So I have a funny fetish story. So this gay friend of mine, he used to live in Oklahoma City and now he lives in Detroit. He was on like Grindr and all this shit, right? So he tells me there's this guy he matches with. They do a dick pic exchange. Yeah.

And so I say to my friend, I'm like, so what, what happened? He goes, so I, I go over to this guy's house, answers the door, totally exactly what's delivered the body, everything. There was no bait and switch. Right.

The guy escorts him to this dresser in the bedroom. He opens up the dresser and it's like serial killer style organization, folded socks, real psychotic, like totally perfect, like at a retailer. And so he says, pick out your pair of socks and put them on your feet. The guy instructs him to turn over so that his feet, the arch of the feet are kind of like together and

The guy like got so turned on about these socks. That was his deal. I mean, if that's not like totally like that's mommy issues or daddy issues with the dirty socks. I mean, just total Freudian bait, like analyze forever. But that was, that was the jam. I'm just, I'll say like this. I think he sounds like a great guy. I mean, it sounds, I mean, there's a lot of good qualities to him. He's neat. He's organized. Here's what's remarkable about Freud.

The 10 minutes we've been in this episode so far. Okay. We never are the normal people, you and me. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. No. And we are, we're not into DJ sex. We're not into titty milk, socks and feet and toes and all that shit. I mean, but there's no funky, freaky,

weird fetish like these producers that are doing this podcast of ours. Right. Right. Yeah. Well, I like that you pointed that out because never ever would we be average normal people. Well, I have a treat for you, my dear. Okay, good. We have a guest. Yay. He is a former MMA fighter. Okay. Bare knuckle fighter. I think like that means you don't have a glove on. Right. Turned drag queen. I love that already. From fighter...

Drag queen. And apparently has major fetishes. His name is Diego Gatillo. Very well done. Thank you. Thank you. Very well done. Check out his name. What is it? Mr. Butthole. Oh my God, Diego. Mr. Butthole. Hi, Diego.

It's French. It's actually pronounced Mr. Boussole. Boussole. I like it. Diego, I'm Jennifer. This is Pump. She's fucking crazy shit. You'll love her. Jen and Nellie tell us that you used to be a bare-knuckle fighter, a former MMA fighter.

And then you turned into a drag queen, which I love, love, love that transition. How did that come about? I was taking some emotional intelligence courses. I was trying to transition from being a full-time fighter to being a full-time artist. Right. And...

it was just something that they were doing the course. They're like, what could you do? That's outside of your comfort zone that, um, you've never done before. And I was like,

I don't know why. It just like, that's the thing that popped into my head. I was like, I don't know what if I did a drag show and everybody's like, Oh shit, that's crazy. Um, everybody at that class had met me like straight from a match where like I had broken my hand. I had like a metal rods coming out of my hand. I had like stitches all over my face. So these people, they met me, they like their first impressions like, Oh shit, this guy's like,

some really tough fucking gnarly macho dude. Right. And so during the class, all, you know, mostly like, not mostly, but a lot of emotional intelligence courses, like I think a heavy subject has to do with vulnerability, which is very hard for, uh, you know, especially toxic males and shit. I think that's a huge problem with them. Right. And since I was like, Oh, what if I do a drag show? Everybody was like, Oh shit, that's perfect. Like, that's like,

Like you can't get the mission more than that to be like, hey, I'm going to do something that's vulnerable for me to do. Do you have the name and number of your emotional intelligence teacher or the course information so I can sign pumps up for that? I think it'd be really, I think it'd be really helpful for you. She told me a couple of days ago I was the least emotional person on the planet. Oh, geez. Borderline sociopath.

So what's your drag name? Yeah, dying to know that. What's your drag name? Lola Pistola, which is a play on my fighting name, which is Diego Dos Pistolas. Garijo was how I would be billed when I was fighting. So I thought it was real cute. Did you know you could dance and stuff? And you have to have pretty good moves to be a drag queen. But I guess you have to be pretty good moves to be a fighter too. Yeah.

Yeah, footwork helps a lot. Like actually, like I know some really high level fighters that are actually really good dancers. And it's like, it does have a lot to do with rhythm and footwork.

it doesn't mean it necessarily carries over. But I think ever since I was a small child, I really enjoyed dancing and probably enjoyed it more like on the feminine side than other kids. I was raised by a single mom and there was a lot of gay folks around our home when I was growing up. So to me, it was like very acceptable to express my feminine side. I didn't have a dad in the house that was like,

Because I'm Latin, you know, I come from like Mexico, so it's a Latin culture and it's like...

I didn't have that in the home where somebody was saying like, oh, if you do that, you're going to turn gay, which is very common in a Mexican or Latin American household. How'd you get into fighting? I think I always liked like action movies as a child. And I love Bruce Lee and I just love that whole thing. And then I went to see a documentary at my brother's house and it just like opened up my eyes and I was like,

at that time I was a little bit lost you know I was like just barely like getting out of a life of crime and I needed something with a lot of passion in my life and I saw that documentary and even though it didn't depict like a good lifestyle for MMA I was like oh that's what I want to do you know and then I was like saw it on a Friday signed up to a gym on a Monday the next Monday and uh

I was like dropping out of college probably to be trained full time within, you know, less than a year. I like this kind of impulsivity that you have. Like I'm going to be a fighter and you just start and you're at emotional intelligence class. And it's like, I'm going to be a drag queen and you just do it. I mean, see pumps, there's hope for you. There is hope for me. Yeah. You can, I don't think I'd be a very good drag queen though. Cause I'm not coordinated. I never get the footwork. And also you're already a woman.

Oh, that does suck. Yeah. Yeah. That's a problem. They do have drag kings, though. I don't know. Drag king. Yes. I got a drag king. Yes. What we're talking about before you joined us are fetishes. Okay. Okay. And pumps, neither one of us has any fetishes. The producers, I'm not going to even get into the kinky shit that these people do. It's un-fucking-believable, and I'm not going to bore our audience with the filth. Again,

But I want to talk about, I heard that you may have some fetishes. What are they, first and foremost? Well, first of all, I'm super open-minded. So, and...

I like to try new things all the time. I think that keeps things fresh. So I go through cycles. And then, you know, right now it's like I'm really into my girlfriend's feet. You know, like I love smelling her feet and kissing her feet. So you have a rule about like you have to shower immediately preceding any kind of footsie games? Yeah.

No, I disagree. I think like sex should be dirty and you should shower after sex, not before sex, especially the way I do it for sure. Listener for this episode of I've had it. We've partnered with eHarmony, the dating app to find someone you can be yourself with. Pops, what's going on out there on the dating apps? It's unbelievable how many people try to be something they're not on dating apps.

And what I love about eHarmony is it's real people for real relationships. You heard her, listener. That's why we've partnered with eHarmony because dating on eHarmony is different. eHarmony knows that to find something real, eHarmony is designed to help you bring out your personality on your profile with their unique personality test. They

They even highlight similarities with your potential matches. And that's when the magic happens. When you form genuine connections and authenticity leads to intimacy. Listener, give eHarmony a shot and get started with their compatibility quiz so you can find someone you can be yourself with. eHarmony, get who gets you. So like, what if your girlfriends had her shoes on all day, like without socks?

Well, I think that's what's like hot is like if you're attracted to somebody, you're probably attracted to their pheromones, you know? And I think like that's what's hot. It's like when you can smell your partner, it's like I don't want to smell like a bunch of deodorant and perfumes. Pops here, she got divorced how long ago? So she went through like a decade-long dry spell, possibly more. And then recently...

went on a date, had sex again, and then now we're back to totally being asexual again. And, Pumps, do you want to have sex with anybody? If I liked them. You do? Yeah, I would. You would? Yeah. I like smelling my partner. I do. I like, you know, smelling their armpits and stuff. Like I said, lately I've been into the foot thing, but...

Man, it's like when I think about it, it's like what fetish haven't I had? You know, like I've tried everything with my partner, you know, and explored all kinds of things. And, you know, lately we've been discussing maybe bringing in a person just to watch us have sex, you know, like not participate. You know, that's something that we have. Yeah. Yeah. Like, are you both really fit? Obviously, you're pretty fit. Is she pretty fit?

Yeah, I mean, I love my girlfriend's body. You know, she's not as athletic as I am for sure. Like I, you know, like working out is like almost not even a part of my routine, but a part of my job. Let me ask you this. I want to get back to the voyeur. Do you interview the voyeur? Do you take applications? How do you find the voyeur for you all to be the exhibitionist with?

Well, it's something that we've just barely been discussing. And so it's not something that we like, it's not developed, jump, you know, 100%. Like, you always have to be mindful of your partners, you know, their pace, because it's different. I want to know, how do you find the voyeur? Like, if she can sense and she's like, yeah, I want the voyeur. Is there a specific type of voyeur? Is it any voyeur? Well, for like I said, for sure, we're just like barely starting to discuss this topic.

We're just at the beginning of the discussion. So I would imagine that, yeah, you're going to like discuss what they're comfortable with. Right. What kind of person do you want to bring in? Right. You know, I wouldn't like pull a stranger off the street, you know, like that seems like a little bit risky because you're still, I mean, I feel very confident to take care of myself and my partner still involved in the equation. So, yeah.

At the same time, it's like, to me, that's not something that sounds super attractive to have a person that we see on a regular basis. So I wouldn't like ask somebody, you know, it would have to be a situation where you meet somebody, maybe the vibe is right. And you, you know,

you're probably not going to be seeing this person on a regular basis and say, Hey, you know, would you be interested in, you know, watching us have sex? And then you have to discuss limitations because you'd have to be like, well, look, this is just a show. You're not allowed to touch. What about, have you ever had a threesome? Yeah, I have had a threesome. Okay. So is it girl, girl, boy, you're the boy, or is it two boys and a girl? I've had both. I've had both. Would you be a voyeur?

Like an in-person voyeur, like in the room? In-person voyeur. No. Would you be a webcam voyeur? And I think you could be sexually frustrated. Didn't your mother clean out your closet recently and threw away your vibrator? It's been a while. Those things are expensive, man. They are expensive. She bought a goop vibrator and then her mom comes over and does this manic organizing of her closet and the vibrator gets by my... Yeah, I don't... Yeah.

I'm so thrilled for everyone to hear that. Thank you so much. So what about like, okay, I've always wondered, like people like butt balls. Like what's the advantage of a butt ball? I wouldn't say like an advantage. It's just something you either like it or you don't. Do you like it?

Uh, it's, it's like, um, I do like to do butt stuff on my partner. So I think it's always very fair that like, if they want to do something on me, I let them do it. You know, like I just sweetest. Where was he when we were procreating? It's like, I want to do something with your butt, but you can also mess with my butt. Okay. That brings me to another question. Turnabout butt play. I'm listening. Okay. Okay.

Do people, is it like routine for people to lick each other's assholes? Because people will say, I ate her ass. Dude, I mean, apparently with the young kids it is now. Like, you know, I'm still 43. You know, my partner's 33, so she's younger. But all I hear is like,

kids are always joking about eating ass and shit. And I'm like, man, this next generation is like, that's the kiss on the lips of, I mean, everybody's just getting freer and more loosey goosey with their morals. Again, even with a good fresh shower, I think I'd be out. But Diego prefers no shower. So would you lick an ass with no shower, Diego? No.

I would and I have. I think I have a real strong immune system. I can't catch COVID. Man, I've been trying. Five days off. Has somebody ever licked your ass? And if so, does it feel good? Is there some turn on to it?

Yeah, for sure. It feels good. I think there's the... Really? Yeah. Yes. And everybody has different erogenous zones, you know? But for sure, there's like nerve endings there that make things feel good or people wouldn't be into ass play all the time. You know, I've also like done tattoos for a living at different stages in my life and...

People say like different areas hurt on them, you know, and it's because some people say, oh, that's funny. You know, my ribs didn't hurt, but my knees hurt a lot. Well, it's the same thing with erogenous zones. You just have more nerves somewhere than other people. And if somebody has more nerves in their butthole than other people, then they're probably going to like butt play more than a regular person.

You know what I like is now, Angie, you have a new word in your arsenal. Butt play. Butt play. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. A little butt play. I like butt stuff too. You like to do butt stuff? You know, when you're talking to somebody, like, you know, like –

But getting to know somebody on the dating apps or something, you might want to be like, Hey, I'm just curious. Are you into the butt stuff? You had to the butt stuff into the butt stuff. If you had to pick your voyeur right now, would it be a male or a female? For me, the biggest turnout would be a female. Okay. Let me ask you this. Does the,

female does she get to comment that's a great question uh i you know what that hadn't even occurred to me but if these are questions that need to be asked before you before you start interviewing voyeurs and we're here we're here to help just for the sheer fascination of it yeah yeah i like it you bring it up i like it we're just good old girls from oklahoma this is a whole new point for us yeah

Yeah, no, that's very interesting. I never actually thought about that, but that's something I could discuss with my partner. What if like, what if y'all come up to all agreements and,

And then the voyeur goes off script. It could be like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. I think at some point I want to follow up with you after you do it. Sure. Definitely. I think that's hilarious. That's another thing I never considered. Like, what if they go super off script? You've got to be careful about this voyeur. I mean, they could really come in and try to throw a grenade in the whole thing. So, Diego, if you were to give Pump some advice, who...

I think she needs to get back out there in the dating world. Well, you know what? If you were to give her some advice, like what advice would you give this fabulous woman here to like just get back out there, get into it, but play the whole nine. First of all, is like,

First of all, I would say go out there if you want to do it for yourself. You don't have to if you're happy. That's a thing also that it's like when people are looking to be happy in a relationship, if they're not happy by themselves, they're not going to be happy in a relationship. You have to be happy with yourself first before you start dating people. So sometimes if you're in a place in life where you're happy,

by yourself and everything's going along. And then sometimes, you know, you meet the right person when you weren't even looking for them. I find that works most of the time rather than, um, you know, people that are out constantly looking for the right person in the wrong place. What about a dating app? What about a dating app for pumps? I've never used one, you know, I've always been like real, real world. Yeah. You know, have you guys ever heard the joke that, uh, everything's a dating app if you're creepy enough? Yeah.

No, but I love it. Yeah. So it's like, I mean, I do remember one time I started dating somebody that I had met from Instagram. And I don't want to say I went on to regret it because it was a huge learning experience in my life.

But I definitely in the future going prefer to not meet somebody that's long distance and then try to make it work. Because I think it's that's a whole different bucket of worms. So I think what you've got to understand about pumps is if the person lives in a different state,

That is an asset. That's an asset. For her, not a deficit because then she would only have to see them once a month, once every two months because that's about how much you could tolerate. Right. Dating, yeah. Right. That'd be my right. I'm a long distance dater. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that's the thing about the apps too, though. If you like put in what you're looking for and you can find somebody, you find an app that has the right algorithm or the right search function, that's going to help you find something, somebody that's looking for the same things you're looking for. And then, yeah, that's probably a benefit, you know? And that's where I think the dating maps might come in handy if people have real specific things and what they're looking for, you know? Right. Right.

I forgot what they're called, but I think they might be called feeders. But there's people that have a fetish for feeding overweight people. And they constantly like to feed them and help them get fatter. What? What? What?

Start over. I know that fetish exists. So they're feeders. They feed people to make them fatter. What I'm saying is like if you have an app, it's probably easier to find an app with the right search function that's going to help you find that than if you just walk around to overweight people and be like, hey, can I feed you? You see what I'm saying? Like if you're going for something very specific, you might be better off on the app. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think I'll do that. Yeah, pumps, like maybe you could put like, I'm into butt play. Yeah. I'm into butt play in a long distance relationship. Call me pumps. For a good time, call pumps. For a good time, call pumps. I could put butt play and strap on. Come with strap on.

Oh, you would strap it on. You would be, you would butt play on him. Yes. You reverse it. You flip the script. I wear the strap on. Flip that shit. Flip that shit, Larry. Okay. Maybe, maybe you want to be a dom. Like, have you ever explored that?

No, I have, I find that so interesting, but no, I haven't. Yeah. It doesn't mean you have to do it as a job or anything, but it's like, just by what you said. And maybe it's like, you know, maybe you want to like try to hook up with a submissive man that where you're the one in charge in the bedroom, you know? I like it. Okay. So here's her profile. I think you could help us with this. Pumps, dominant. I'm into reverse butt play. Flip that script butt play and you can have a little whip.

Oh, yeah. I can have a little. Yeah, I could do that. I like it. I could do that. I like it. Diego, that's amazing. Diego, will you tell us? I heard from Jen that you are an amazing artist. Will you tell us about your art journey?

Yes, she is correct. I'm an artist. Yeah, I enjoy painting. And it's very funny because just recently I made a sculpture that some people might call assemblage art because you're assembling things together. It's not actually like sculpting clay, but a lot of people still call it sculpture. And I really enjoyed that very much. And I was speaking to an art dealer in New York who would be interested in promoting that. Cool.

And so in the near future, I think at least for a while, I'm going to be switching from painting to this form of sculpting or assemblage art, as some people call it. So some of the pieces are pretty big and it's not really what you like. Just pick up.

you know, like going through Etsy. It's like, you know, really. Yeah. It's like gallery pieces for like serious collectors and stuff like that. So my Instagram is just Diego Garijo, the way my name is spelled, not Mr. Butthole. That's just my, like I said, Mr. Mr. Butthole.

That's a family name that we use for the Zoom. The Zooms. The Zooms. The way to reach me or look at my art is through my Instagram, DiegoGorijo. One word. You're a beautiful woman.

Thank you. You really are. And then the fighting one, the contrast, I like that. But it's in Spanish. Or is it French? He's Mexican. He already told us that. Okay, okay, okay. But then he said it was French. No, that's just my Zoom name. My Zoom name is French for some reason. But he is ethnically Mexican. Got it. I was born in Mexico. I'm like, yeah, mostly, well, actually, my 23andMe says otherwise. But I identify as Mexican. Okay.

Spanish is my first language and I was born in Mexico so I see myself as Mexican but

Excellent. Well, Diego, thank you so much. I mean, this is very eye-opening and interesting, and I appreciate how open you are. And I especially appreciate how everything is deferred to your girlfriend. Like, you're game for anything, but it goes at her pace and whatever she's comfortable with. More men like Diego need to be out there. I agree. Yes. Yeah, I think so. And I really enjoy sex a lot like her.

And I'm really grateful to be with a partner that does as well. Because, you know, we rarely a day goes by that we don't have sex.

So I think for guys listening out there that if you're having problems with your partner, not guys, anybody, you know, that's having a hard time with their partner, it's like maybe just try listening more what they want, you know? And then if you can kind of like make sure you're fulfilling their needs, I think they'll be more likely to fulfill your needs. I like it. Great tip. Thank you so much. Thanks Diego. Bye.

Thank you for having me on. Once again, it's just Diego Garijo on Instagram. And I always have a link in my bio where you can click and see any paintings for sale. And I just tore my biceps. So I would love to sell some. Okay. Love it. Cheers. Cheers. Okay. So, I mean, I think that's really interesting. It's unbelievable. He's just like everything you would want in a partner.

Yes. And I just love how open he is that you can just, a lot of the questions that I know you were asking about, he's sniffing toes, sniffing asses, he's doing all of it. And you could just ask him a question. He doesn't act offended. And he just answered these questions that we needed answers to. The only thing that I don't think I could do would be sex every day, every single day. Wow. I mean, the soccer moms at America just about went

Every day. A lot of sex. Every day. Maybe we could include this in your future dating app profile. That will do it. Right. An ass eater. I want an ass eater butt play. Butt play, but it's the reverse butt play. Reverse butt play. You're saying, you're not getting in my ass. I'm getting in your ass. I'm getting in your ass, motherfucker. And then you could browbeat him. Right.

What is this podcast evolved into? No, it's bad. We got to end it. Horrible. Horrible people. This is the lowest hanging fruit. Had it. Had it. That's it. Bye. Bye.

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