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Well, Schlatt, what do we have here? Why are you asking me what we have here? What do we have here? You're just doing your little shake in your stupid-ass jacket. Would you find that on Depop? No, I didn't. I bought it new. New? Yeah. Wow. That could have fooled me. And I'm feeling sexy in it. Oh, my God. He's got... How many? Four? Wait, actually, hold on. Unironically, four right now? Hold on, wait. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
Oh, dude. Good times. I don't know if you guys see that in the back, but that's, uh, that's the baseball bat where we, uh, murdered two homeless people out on Melrose. Oh, the thumb ring. Ah, now here we go. Dude. Here we go. Now I'm. Dude, you're in chain mail. It's chain mail at this point. This is, this is like, if I got into it. That's brass knuckles. If somebody fucked with me, I would just be like, yo, I just, I'll go like this and go, excuse me. Uh,
You can't mess with me. I'm fashionable and ready to fight. Then you get stabbed because you're in Los Angeles. But it's like chain mail. So like they try to stab me and I'm going to go, I'm going to grab the knife with just the metal so I don't get cut. And I'm going to go like this.
I'm gonna bend the knife. You gotta grab a thick hard. Yeah, and then I'm gonna f*** him. Start jerking it off. Yeah, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start going like this. I'm gonna go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna bend the knife and then I'm gonna grab. I'm gonna grab his c*** and it's metal. So I'm gonna go. And he's gonna go. No, no, no. It's gonna hurt. It's not gonna be fun. And then he c***s and then it's like a happy ending. And then I'm like, you look like an idiot right now. And I'm gonna walk away like this. I'm gonna go. You c***s.
Yeah, I'm covered in it, and I'm saying, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I walk away like that. And then he goes, oh, that was amazing. Oh, welcome to Chuckle Sandwich. Welcome, everyone, back to another episode of Chuckle Sandwich. Today's an unfortunate day. I mean, well, it's fortunate for one reason, because we're standing. We're using our stand-in desk. We're not fully sedentary today. I mean, Schlatt's in a field. He's in a field.
A beautiful... Oh! Oh, no. No, we wouldn't. Nothing like a little bit of room edging for the audience. I'm at the Capitol building, guys. I'm back here. I'm with my boys. What's going on? Hey, what are you doing there? What are you doing there, Slav? Oh, you know, me and the boys. Just, we get a... We go to...
Up to Capitol Hill every now and then. Oh, yeah? We do some tinkering. We do some tinkering. Tinkering is an interesting word to use. Specifically tinkering. Like in a... In what way? Like in an elf sort of Christmas way? Or more like a... No. More like a develop. Develop. Start inventing things. Maybe 3D printing items that you wouldn't be able to get in the real market. Yeah.
Right, right. And then add them on to our AR-15 receivers. Hey, listen, we have fun around here. I have this thing where I ask my audience and I'm like, hey, show me your cool thing or give me a presentation on this cool thing. Yeah, of course. And it turns out I have a lot of engineers in my audience. Oh, do you? Oh, yeah. There's this kid who made a Jambo extension for YouTube where...
all the youtube thumbnails had jambo in it somewhere oh i think i saw that on the chuckle sandwich subreddit where they were it was like yeah it put jambo over my my face or something like it replaced me with jambo but it didn't replace yours so i think it has like a schlatt detector so like it won't cover you or something like that that's good it's a it's a great extension it's got like 50 000 people using it i think there's a lot of there's a lot of smart people
That does seem like a more tame, other than what you were implying, though, it seems like a more tame kind of thing. Oh, it gets worse. It gets worse. I wasn't done. There was a kid who made an instrument that plays notes based on where you piss into it.
And in the video, he showed himself using it. What did he play? He was pissing. I know, but did he play a song? Shut it off. I wasn't inclined to watch it past that. Yeah, imagine if you open up the video and you just keep watching. It's like... Yeah, that guy on TikTok. Oh, man. Wow. Well, it's good to see you. We missed last week.
sorry guys should we tell them the news should we tell them why why we sold the podcast yeah well yeah we did we did sell the podcast we sold it and now we are owned we're owned boys no it's just it's for the year maybe we'll maybe we'll resign but basically that you guys are going to see ads you're going to start hearing ads i mean i think audio listeners you guys were hearing ads already but now we're you're getting like mid rolls and stuff that
You're getting more now. You're getting more now. But if you're wondering where it's coming from, that's from we signed this deal so they're taking care of all of our ads. So we're going to have an ad on this episode too. So be prepared for that. But...
That's more of a... I guess that's a housekeeping thing. It's housekeeping. We're doing some chuckle housekeeping, I guess. I mean, every time we joined the call, I was like, Ted, where are our ads? Where's our money? Where's my money? Why haven't I been paid? Don't go down that route. I said, Ted, it's been... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12? 12 months without payment? So, yeah, that's what we did. Just some housekeeping, you know? Yeah, a little bit of housekeeping, but...
Sorry we were gone last week. This is where I do my housekeeping, by the way. This is where I do it. Yeah, what's behind you there? You're in a submarine? Oh, what? I hear strange noises. Submarine? I feel like I shouldn't be making that noise. It's just like, oh, there's a leak coming in from the submarine? Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Wait, my...
Dude, my Wii isn't working. The rudders aren't working on my submarine anymore. What the heck? Dude, using a Wii controller to control a submarine would be crazy. A nunchuck? Fuck, man! I don't have Wii Motion Plus! I'm on the older
Yeah, you don't have we motion plus and they're like it does that thing where the fucking Wii remote gets like you have to like push it off to the side so you can like kind of Reconnect it, but you're already dragging along the ocean floor And it implodes on you and kills you And you're definitely that you brought along with you cuz yeah, like what does that call a horizon horizon seven deep or whatever the fuck it was and
What? I don't know. Submerger Deep or Falconer. You trying to say the name of the submarine that imploded? Yeah. Fuck, I forgot it already. Yeah. Challenger Deep. Isn't that crazy that we kind of like move on that quick? Challenger? No, that was a spaceship. That was a rocket ship that exploded. I honestly feel... Challenger was the rocket ship. Challenger Deep is the deepest node and point in the seabed of Earth. Okay. Okay.
That's where the submarine might be, but it wasn't called that. But that is ironic. It is called that. But I don't know, man. Sorry, dude. Sorry, man. Sorry I'm trying to learn a little bit. Sorry I'm trying to learn a little bit. It's okay, man. I mean, the better you dress, the dumber you get. No. No. I actually think that I've gotten smarter. I think I've gotten cooler.
You think you look smarter right now than what you used to look like? Also, let's rip the band-aid off now. I think Charlie bimbo-fied himself. Do not call Charlie a bimbo, brother. Charlie turned into a bimbo. I'm going to say it. That's a slur. I'm going to say it. No, if you aren't dressing sexy, then you cannot reclaim bimbo. You cannot reclaim bimbo.
I'm reclaiming that. I'm incredibly sexy right now. I don't know what you're talking about. You're wearing a Terry Black. I'm in my Terry Blacks. I'll admit it is corduroy. It is corduroy. So there is an aspect of fashion there. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Look what else I got. What do you got? I'm double. I'm going to be double corded today. Look at me. Okay.
Double cord. See, here's the thing. Here's the thing. You will have a problem with my outfit of the day that I come on the podcast with, and then immediately after, you'll start competing with it by throwing, I'm just like, you'll start throwing articles of clothing on. Well, hey, at least I know what I'm doing. You know what I'm saying? I'm double corded up right now. You are double corded up. I'll say it. You're looking good. You know what you should do?
You should do a video where you just get a bunch of like you go visit YouTubers, tell them a lie. Maybe I should just use, you should go. You're struggling right now. Can I just point this out? You're struggling to like stand up. Are you drunk? No.
No, I'm not drunk. Dude, you were slurring your words and you were like doing this. Okay, the reason is that I'm standing so there's more room for me to gesticulate. I can move around a little bit more. Less blood in the head. Yeah, a little bit less blood in the head. You're right. Okay, I'll keep my feet planted here.
So you go to YouTubers houses. All right. You go to YouTubers houses and you will lie to them. You'll tell them you're going to do something. You then find all of their white shirts specifically. I mean, it could be black shirts, but you cut out holes in the nipples things. And then you tell them that you want to do
do some sort of contest some sort of thing with the white shirts they come out with the white shirt on their nipples are exposed you laugh at them you make fun of them it's like a prank video thing but it's sort of a conspiracy because you're like cutting out all the nipple holes uh the youtubers you know and i think that that would be a good idea and what do you what do you think of that we're gonna cut that out no why we're gonna cut it out i don't i just don't think it was funny
That's so rude. That's so rude. I just don't think it was a good part of the podcast. No, we're going to keep that in, actually. We're going to keep that in. We're going to argue about whether or not it was worth staying in. Let me tell you what's worth arguing about. Charlie fucking bimbo-fied himself. He did. You can't tell me he didn't. Charlie Slimesicle turned himself into a bimbo. Bimbo.
He's a bimbo. He's like that image of that. You remember that image, Ted?
Of that studious bookworm girl who's got her backpack and her books, and then she finds, like, something on the ground and she goes to pick it up. Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. And then all of a sudden she's got, like, these fucking double Ds. The progression of her finding, like, high heels or something and then, like, she's becoming... Yes, it was high heels. Yeah, no, I know exactly what... Oh, because you know what it is? The original...
was a bimbo discovering a book and then progressively turning into like a studious woman. People photoshopped it so it was like a girl becoming a bimbo.
Oh, yeah. No, that would be crazy to see Charlie in high heels and a short skirt, though. I mean, it would be not something I would miss out on. It would be trending on Twitter. Yeah. Oh, it would be trending on Twitter. I need an iPhone with bigger storage after that. You're...
You're going to be having a whole album. You're going to have a whole album. You're going to upgrade to a fucking 250, 512 gigabyte iPhone. I need the one terabyte iCloud. Do they have that? I don't know. Another thing that, Chucklers, you might notice today, because usually he doesn't say anything until after the first 10 minutes, but Tucker is actually not here today. We're actually missing our little cherub. Another bit of housekeeping, guys. We are topical.
I think it's important we address this and nip it in the butt. We used to be non-topical, but now we are topical. Have you heard of the Willy Wonka AI disaster at all? Have you seen any of this? Yeah. Oh, you have? Yeah. Well... Who the fuck hasn't? I don't know. I wrote that down. So I wrote this down in our topics chat, like literally on the 27th. So five full days ago, I saw this going on. But...
I'm very excited about this because it's the fucking organ. There's these people who organized a Willy Wonka. It was in like the, where was it? It was in like, like Scotland or something or England or it was in Scotland. Yeah. And it was this, uh, Willy Wonka experience that was happening. Um,
in Scotland and sorry, I'm like, I'm not good at it. - What is going, dude. - I'm not good at doing this screen thing. - I'm missing Tucker right now. - Me too. I'm trying to do this screen thing and this is why we need him, dude. This is why we need him. The Willy Wonka chocolate experience thing, they advertised it with AI. So it was like these enchanting, beautiful fucking pictures of
of Willy Wonka and then people showed up and it was this empty warehouse with like trash bags and like and like like just maybe like four props
I've seen two photos from this. Really? Yeah, this is showing a whole other perspective. Yeah, no, this is like, yeah, that's what the right there. That's how they advertised it. That's how they advertised it. And what's crazy about this is that like they were offering like refreshments and stuff. The refreshments were like a table that had quarter cups of lemonade in them.
Quarter cups of lemonade, I'm telling you. Quarter cups? Yeah, quarter cups. Quarter cups of lemonade. What else happened? First of all, the entrance fee was $45. So people paid $45 to show up. Kids had like... Did you just ingest a fucking... I just totally burped. I just had to run through it. Who the fuck was Zach Bagans for that? Get some ghost adventures on this shit.
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go to your happy price price line what the fuck just happened i'm so excited about what i'm saying god i'm getting hot i gotta take this why is this okay why does this excite you this excites me because it's it's such a clear sort of indication that like ai can be used for such bad shit that like
In a very negative way where it's like, yeah, we need to regulate the usage of this. Like, this is very, I mean, I suppose there is, like, there is stuff about false advertising, I suppose. You could just, yeah, you could just make this without AI. You could get in Photoshop. I mean, we do this all the time with our thumbnails, make them look like they're entertaining videos. Yeah. Yeah.
And then the final result is just 45 minutes of slop, you know? But I just think it's just hilarious. I think why this is also especially funny, though, is because this is... And maybe in a somewhat negative way, this is at the expense of children. And, like, this is so sad that it's funny. Because, like, they promised, like, on the website, it was promising visitors to make their chocolate dreams become reality. And...
And it was a warehouse with one bouncy castle and like AI art pasted to the walls as little photo opportunity. Oh, they were calling it Paradise. And there was like, oh, okay. Yeah, here's another good one right here. That's wild. That's what they were advertising. Oh, and they put it up on the wall. They put it out on a poster. Uh-huh.
Like imagine the first thing you see is a little rainbow thing. Like half of it wasn't even like related to Willy Wonka. Jesus Christ. You have to be sued for this, right? Oh, absolutely. Dude, look at this. Look at this one.
That's just ridiculous. That's just ridiculous. This is a whole factory that they're showing in this photo. This is the factory they're showing. They had a rainbow road. They had a rainbow road. Like, if I was a kid and I thought I'd be showing up to this, I would have thought that I was going to be able to go to, like, the Johnny Depp one where they had the actual chocolate river.
Yeah. Which I would have been significantly excited about the Chocolate River. I would have been excited about the Chocolate River. My favorite one part is they also hired actors to do like a little scene for them, right? Well, Oompa Loompas. Not Oompa Loompas. They hired Oompa Loompas. Well, yeah, they did have Oompa Loompas, and they hired a guy to be like Willy Wonka who just like,
He actually spoke out about it and he was like, he was like, my first regular flag was being cast as Willy Wonka because I don't look like Willy Wonka. Yeah. They also used AI to make the script. So I don't know if the people making this event actually had an understanding of what Willy Wonka was about because there was a new character that was created and it was called the unknown. Look at this.
The un... Look at this. Ready for this? I'm gonna turn up the volume here. What is that? It's the end of... What the fu- What's that? Yeah. Yeah. The kids started crying! It's the end of... He said, is the guy going, Willy Wonka? It's the end of...
What the fuck? So this is... How is this not in the coverage I saw? Yeah. What the fuck is this thing? This is why I feel like we need to talk about this. This is the unknown.
This is a character that was created from the AI script that is apparently an evil chocolate maker that lives within the walls of the chocolate thing. And you've got this Willy Wonka thing doing his little tour, and he's like, what is that? It's the unknown. And you can hear children going, oh, because they've seen Willy Wonka, and they're probably like, what?
They're learning new lore for themselves at this Willy Wonka experience. That's fucking hilarious. I actually kind of respect the fuck out of that. There's zero proofreading at all. They had to get a costume for it. Yeah, just completely new Willy Wonka lore. There was apparently people making fan cams of it.
Oh, wow. She looks happy to be there. She seemed like she was having a good time. Apparently she's... Oh, actually, no, she doesn't look like she's having a good time. What do you mean? Look at her face. What? I run a very successful company with high morale, and I'm tapped into all their webcams, and they all look similar to this, all my employees. Oh, this is a consistent thing you do? So you were the one who installed that thing, because it was like...
I opened up the chuckle portal and I saw that we had this new webcam thing. And I thought, I was like, Oh, I guess that's just like what happened when we set it up. I didn't know that. Like that was something you put in there. That was me. That was me. That was a Trojan that you put in? Trojan? No, it was a, it was just, it's what, like what professors use when you're doing a test. Oh,
Oh, you're using a jerry-rigged test proctoring program to monitor your employees? I shouldn't have said this. This violates... It violates several... What is it? OSHA? Probably OSHA. Of my NDAs that I give everyone. What? You've signed with yourself? Yeah. I've signed several NDAs with myself, and I can't speak on the issue of how I'm treating my employees.
What if you do that, though? Like, what if... Can you bring that into, like, a Jim Can't Swim video? Like, a criminal investigation thing? And they're like, did you kill that young child? And you say...
- Buddy, I got an NDA about it. I signed an NDA with it. - Honestly, that is something that people do during, I don't know, I saw this one TikTok a while ago where it was like two people that were doing like high IQ fucking salary negotiations. Have you seen this? Where it was like the guy was like, what's your, what was your salary your last job? And then he's like, I signed an NDA. Like you can't say, so he's like, I don't know, trying to get a higher payment or whatever.
But I think that there was one last thing about this Wonka thing that was... Is this like the... This is a parent, I think, speaking out maybe? Okay. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Here we go. So this father was there. Yeah, this is a father that's describing the disastrous Willy Wonka event right here. Listen in, folks. Listen in, audio listeners. It was all described as a massive...
So it was definitely in Scotland. Definitely in Scotland. You can tell from the fucked up accent and the even worse sight inside this guy's mouth. This guy didn't make...
The event. This is a victim, by the way. Oh. This is not the creator of the event. This is the father. Experian. Oh, but you're right. Chocolate fountain, sweet e-trails. Willy Wonka needs to hook him up with some braces. A nice day out for the children and the family. And when we got there, as you can see by the pictures and stuff, it just was not that at all. Horrified. God.
four or five props two jelly beans for the kids um that's oh yeah that's another thing they they would give them they gave them like a handful of jelly beans as the candy like it was one of those things where it was like hilariously underfunded for something where it was like children were gonna go to a chocolate factory was not what was promised whatsoever was there any chocolate no that was the worst part there was no chocolate either
Was this... Okay, big question time. Sure. You can't, as a regular person...
who is not related to whoever owns the Willy Wonka IP, you can't just create a Willy Wonka experience. - No. Honestly? Well, it was a book, right? It was a book. So for the movies, they bought licensing and stuff for it. I guess, I don't know, honestly. - Has the copyright run out on the original work?
Where anyone is he? Is it like Mickey Mouse where you can create a Mickey Mouse experience? I don't know. That's like 75 years. I mean, I don't really know how Willy Wonka is a Roald Dahl book. So I don't know if that's a isn't Willy Wonka Roald Dahl book. Yeah. Willy Wonka. I think that's a Roald Dahl. That seems like some Roald Dahl would make up. Yeah. Some others. Yeah. Next to his stupid shit about a giant peach.
Dude, okay. And a BFG. Well, hold on. Nah, hold on.
big fat girthy big fat girthy what more like bfgc if you know what i'm saying yes um no but i do have a problem with what you just said about james and the giant peach why why because there was an awesome 3d animated or it was a stop motion film i think it was tim burton maybe no it might have not been tim burton but it was a it was james and the giant peach the stop motion animated movie have you seen this no
Oh, it was like my childhood. We watched a VHS. We'd rent it from like blockbuster or something like that. And, uh, I love that movie. That was an awesome movie. Sorry. Yeah, no, it's, it's okay though. I mean, um, there is the creator of the event though, of this Willy Wonka thing. Apparently is he named? Uh,
It looks like we have something here. I have all new details about that viral Willy Wonka experience in Scotland, especially on the mastermind behind it, and it is way crazier than you thought. Mastermind? I'm sure you've all seen the story by now. People paid $45 for an immersive Willy Wonka's experience, and when they got there, it was just an empty warehouse and a handful of props and the world's saddest oompa loompa.
Kids were literally crying and parents got so mad they actually called the cops on the place. It was put on by this company called House of Illuminati, which is really just one of them. Okay, okay. It was put on by the House of the Illuminati? They did not get any rights to put that on. They did not get the Willy Wonka license. The fuck? That's a big license too. That's a big license to get.
House of the Illuminati. Jesus Christ. So what's this guy? Which is really just one guy named Billy Cole, and he is something. He used chat GPT to generate everything, which appears to be his MO, because he wrote and published 17 novels on Amazon in one year, and they are all...
Mm-hmm.
Like the Twilight Tunnel, this is what the guests were expecting and what the actors were anticipating interacting with. But instead it was just these black curtains on either side with these checkerboard posters on it and mirrors. Like, what is that supposed to be? That is crazy. That is crazy. Well, whatever the case...
This was a ridiculous thing that was like blowing up on Twitter. I remember when I first saw it, I was like, this is going to be a great topic for Chuckle to talk about because this is going to remain a relatively potentially unknown thing. And then it just kind of just kept more and more information. It kept coming out about it. I was like, and we hadn't really talked about it.
Oh, you thought we were beating everyone to the punch here. Well, I saw it when the tweet about it that somebody, some Twitter thing had tweeted about it. And I was like, I saw it when it had like,
like 2k likes so i was like i was like this is fucking awesome this is like this is on like fucking national news at this point like this is everyone is talking about i think danny gonzalez actually he made a he just made a video talking about this as well um but it's it's so fucking funny if you guys want to learn more about it i would i would friend of the show danny gonzalez check out his video on it but yeah i mean
I think that we should do something like this. Why?
Like why? What kind of like a, okay, well this is weird. I feel like I'm coming to you right now with like an idea and you're immediately just being like, it should be, I don't know. I just feel like I'm not, I mean, you've had, you've had ideas before that I've responded positively to. Well, I just, when he said, let's, let's, let's do a week in Los Angeles. Let's my idea. And you were like, you were like, you were like, you wanted it cut out of the podcast. I know, I know.
But look, you have ideas all the time that I like. Yeah? Name one. You have some... Well, when you said... When you said, Schlett, let's FaceTime each other after the podcast and kind of like fucking...
And jerk off? Well, I'm just saying that I don't always respond negatively to your ideas. But this one in particular confused me. It doesn't seem like you thought that one through. I think it would be really funny if we were to do something similar to this. Like where it's like...
Sort of a... Like, it's another prank, you know? Where it's like... Like a Chuckle Sandwich meetup, but it's just two cardboard cutouts. Like a Chuckle Sandwich, like, experience. Oh. Yeah. And it's like, we generate it in chat GPT with, like, the Chuckle AI...
Well, we don't mention it's AI. We do not mention it's AI. We do chuckle, and it's like, oh, experience wonderful sandwiches, delicious corridors of, like, delicious diner corridors and stuff. It, like, looks like the chuckle sandwich you get. The chuckle sandwich experience is experience delicious sandwiches? Yeah.
Yeah, and then at the end they can build their own sandwich, kind of like the lightsaber building thing in Star Wars World and Disney. They'll go maybe through like a ritual where they'll learn what part of the sandwich they are. Like people would sign up for this shit, dude. There's a whole merch booth, so we'll make money off of it. We'll charge like $100 at the door. And they show up and it's like...
It's like a warehouse, an empty warehouse. There's like a foldable table with like seven unrefrigerated cartons of Oscar, Oscar Meyer, like bologna. And that's like the only option for what part of the sandwich they are because you can only be bologna. You can only be Oscar Meyer bologna. And then maybe, and then maybe like one container of boar's head, uh,
like oh like yeah like black forest turkey that's the premium that's the premium ticket though it's the 150 i mean i like i like i like boris trust me that comes with the meet and greet yeah no that does that's like that's like an extra price um no but listen here i gotta drink this water but i'm not okay yeah i know you you got good ideas recently you put on all that jewelry and then i do i do
It's like how I markedly improve my balance after putting on one of those power balance bracelets in middle school. Yeah, yeah. Or how you improve your popularity just slightly by wearing silly bands. You know, silly bands? Do you have those?
Oh, yeah. Oh, I had silly bands. I had silly bands. I grew up during silly bands. Tech decks, too. I could never do an all-in with a tech deck. I couldn't do that. No, I would totally cheat every time I put my pointer finger under. Oh, you'd do the thing like that? Yeah, of course. Of course I did. And then I just flicked it up. That was fun. I'll tell you someone who's really good at tech decks. Nicky Jakey. He can actually use a tech deck. He's a little millennial. I bet he says doggo.
He says doggo, and he says that's a nice pupper right there. That's what Nakey Jakey says when he walks in. Nakey Jakey walks into my house, and he goes, that's a nice little catto you got. That's a nice... Catto? I don't know. What do they even say? I think they say little doggo, or then, what, like Mr. Meow? Mr. Meow? Little Mr. Meow? Maybe. Maybe.
I don't know. Millennial terms. Yeah. Look up some millennial terms. Give me some millennial terms. Oh, wait. But I didn't finish this idea about the chuckle thing. Okay. Yeah. So there's the Oscar Mayer stuff. Then there's like a person sort of covered in like this... Like, imagine like...
Any of those movies where there's a villain or a scientist that's trying to combine two things together, or in a very Rick and Morty way, you know when a creature just becomes this sort of slop of meat and organic organism, right? And it's just a meat pile thing, kind of like Cronenberg, like The Fly, the movie The Fly. I don't know if you've seen the movie The Fly. Just meat masses. Imagine a meat mass, but it's kind of covered in all this white stuff, and it's this actor in there, and they're moaning, and they're like,
Help me! Help me! And then we have a sign, and it's like a Minecraft sign or something, and it says, Charlie. Dude, that would be Trill. Trill? Oh, you brought up the millennial. You brought up the millennial list, didn't you? That'd be Trill. What does that mean? That'd be true and real at the same time. I feel like we would have heard that. What do you mean? Over the course of our lives. I was hearing that all the time. What do you mean? Trill? I don't believe it. Word out of your mouth. I don't think that that... Trill!
I don't think that people are saying Trill, dude. I don't think anyone's saying it. True and real. I get what it means. I understand what the core... Everyone in the comments knows this. Comments of what? Everyone in the comments has been saying this for a while. This is like, it's basically an inside joke on Chuckle Sandwich at this point, Trill. Okay. So this is like, is this the Gaslight Ted portion of the video? Do you have any new information on the Sphinx, by the way?
No. I haven't been thinking about the Sphinx. Really? I thought you were... Yeah, there's bigger things...
I know. I know. But then we missed one and then our podcast manager that we sold it to was like, hey, let's cool it on the Sphinx section because we want to censor you and your ideas. Yeah. No, there was. There was. I think that's sort of why Schlatt has been feeling a little bit...
I guess sensitive about the ideas flow in the podcast is because yeah, you know I've been saying all these ideas about doing the chuckle sandwich immersive experience AI immersive experience and
And they were like, we love that. We love that. We love that. And then Schlatt did his swing section twice. And they were like, they were like, shut the fuck up about this. Because I care. It's because I care. Okay. And I want to have a part on the podcast that I can call my own and we can both enjoy. You need a home is what you need. You need a home.
need. You needed a whole... But every time I come up with an idea, it's flat, that's stupid, that's fringe right-wing nonsense. Yeah. And every time Ted comes up with an idea that... They're like, this is liberal and cool. They eat it up. They eat it up. That's so woke, Ted. That's so base. That's so awesome. You're such an ally. Fuck this, man. Yeah, I mean, it is... I will admit, it is pretty woke to do the Oscar Mayer table with sweaty meats, but
No, no. Shratt, you're promoting fringe ideology. Stop doing that. Emphasis on the fringe, it seems. Tell me what the fuck is on the top of its head about. Yeah. We can't even be talking about it. We do have to. Ask us to cut it. No, no, no. I think that we can. They're going to ask us to cut it. We'll just say that we're talking about a different Sphinx is what we'll say. We'll tell them. They'll ask us about it and we'll say it's a different Sphinx. It's the notion of a Sphinx.
Not the, it's not the Sphinx. Just imagine a Sphinx. Yeah. In Egypt. With a hole in it. Next to three triangles with the fucking iron, iron trap door on the top of its head. Wait, is it, I thought it was just a hole. I didn't know it was an iron trap door. Oh, look it up. Look it up. Sphinx, great Sphinx, iron trap door. Before they cut this out of the podcast. Great Sphinx, iron trap door. On head. On head.
On head. And you tell me! Okay. They're gonna make us cut it. They're gonna make us cut it. Is it this? The sponsors aren't gonna like this. Yes! It was this thing right here? The Sphinx... Sphinx Tunnel and Chambers.
The hole in the head of the Great Sphinx of Giza measures approximately five feet square... Five feet square and nearly six feet deep. Why did it say... Oh, okay. An iron trapdoor was fitted to the mouth of the hole. It has been theorized that the hole began as a means for affixing a headdress to the Sphinx in the manner of the New Kingdom. The photo below was later deepened in search of hidden chambers. So... So...
So the original reason for the hole was because it was actually made like that? Yeah, there's holes in the side of its ears, too, that they thought that they'd put on like a little outfit on him sometimes. Oh, you think that they did that? Or maybe that's where the dog mask sat. You think that the dog face was a mask and it wasn't rebuilt to do the thing? Maybe. Or maybe they found it and chiseled it. Whoa.
yeah but look look dad we're gonna have to you're right we need you're right part of this they're gonna ask us to cut it out you're right they have the ai running checks on us too they have an ai system that checks to make sure that we're not they're not seeing the sphinx so we're just so we have to say we have to come up with like a new word you know we're gonna sit on the unknown right now for now yeah dude the unknown
It's the funniest thing. Like it's, it's cause it's that, that's gotta be, I'm sorry. I'm going back to this, but that has to be absolutely something that an AI would say where it's like, and create fun. Like it created me have fun. The guy's gotta be bad at using AI too. Like he doesn't look over what it makes. He just assumes that it's making something good for him. Called himself a wordsmith. Yeah. I'm a prompt engineer. Enigmatic wordsmith. There was enigmatic used twice in some of the stuff. Like, I think that that's,
Really, at the end of the day, that's what makes it the easiest to discover that something is AI is when, like, they're using words that it's like if somebody wrote that themselves, they'd be like, I sound like an asshole writing this. I shouldn't be using this word. Like, they're using too many words that are like, it's like AI when it speaks is pedantic, you know? Mm-hmm.
Unless you tell it not to be. Unless you tell the AI, I want you to sound like a... Like a cool guy. Yeah, like a chill dude. Act like Roald Dahl was writing this script. Come up with an awesome character. Act like Roald Dahl was jerking off. What? I mean, I don't know why I said that. Ted, what the fuck? No, that's like the fourth jerking off joke, too, that we've done on this podcast.
It's fine when I do it, but you? Honestly, something I've seen that I have seen in the comments, I've been a little bit more edgy with my jokes, a little bit more funny in the jerking off category. So you think edgy is funny? Yeah, dude. You think the farther you get to that line, the funnier it is? Dude, I fucking love Filthy Frank, dude. Okay. Yeah, you ever watch Filthy Frank?
I've watched Filthy Frank. Back in the day? Did you used to watch Filthy Frank? Yeah, I watched Filthy Frank back in the day. Filthy Frank and iDubbbz and Hair Cake and all that? I watch iDubbbz. I watch Max Malfoy. We were raised on that stuff. I wouldn't say raised. That was what formulated Schlatt's sort of ideology for the world today, right? Yeah.
No, Tucker Carlson did that mostly. Oh, interesting. Yeah, when he'd come on at 9 p.m. every day on Fox, but then they kicked him out. No, dude, you know what? I'll tell you who was what formed my ideologies these days. It wasn't Tucker Carlson. Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly? Yeah, the guy who preceded Tucker Carlson.
Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. When Tucker grabbed that spot. Yeah, I would walk into like my living room, like on any like sort of just normal day when I was growing up, my dad would be watching Bill O'Reilly and I'd be listening to this guy and I'd be like, what the fuck is this guy talking? Because I didn't know anything at the time. I didn't know what the hell he was talking about. And I was like, why is he so mad? There's a lot to be. Well, when you watch enough Fox, there's suddenly there's a lot to be mad about. Oh, I agree. You're you're 100 percent right on that.
I don't know where this silence came from. Did you have nothing? Was that it? You just ended? Yeah. Oh, okay. Jeez, man. You know Jacob Waters? What? From Waters World. What's Waters World? Waters World is the 7 p.m. segment on Fox. That doesn't sound... I'm Mr. Waters and this is my world, he says.
Are you telling the truth? Is this a real section of the show? Yeah, look up Waters World. Jesse Waters. And he says, I'm Waters and... I'm Jesse Waters and this is my world, he says. I'm Jesse Waters and this is my world. I'm looking this up. I'm Jesse Waters and this is my world. I want to hear him say that. I'm Waters and this is my world.
First, I'd like to thank the incredible production team on Waters World. You guys are the best and make everything look perfect on air. And thanks to the technical team, our director. Oh, he says that at the beginning, idiot. Yeah, well, why didn't he say it? That's the outro. Yeah, well, I looked up. I'm just. I'm Waters. Why is he? Why can't it? Surely there's a. Surely there's a. They always cut it out. They do?
They always cut it out. They always cut it out. It's the intro. You have to watch it. You have to watch it live. Damn, dude.
I'm telling you. You have to watch a lot. I feel like I'm missing out on something now. I want to hear this guy say, I'm Jesse Waters and this is my world. It sounds awesome. It's like a fucking kid show slogan. It's like a fucking kid show for adults. I'm Jesse Waters and this is my world. Me and my friends grew
The whole world changed one day when all these cards started falling from the sky.
I'm Waters and this is my world. What are you gonna do? You're really good at that voice. You're shockingly good at that voice. Well, I used to watch that show religiously. And then he became a fucking Chad at the end of season one and that was it. And that's what I've turned into too. I got my leather jacket and my motorcycle because I saved the world. Are we talking about Bakugan Battle Bros right now? Yes. This is what's happening all around me
You're a Chad now, and you've got the Stacey. I've always been a Chad. Charlie's a bimbo now, and everyone's changing, and I feel like the world is leaving me behind in the dust. No, the world is not leaving you behind, okay? And also, I'm not a Chad. I want to be a bimbo with Charlie. I want to be a bimbo. Tell me I'm a bimbo, Chad.
Come on, man. Tell me I'm a bimbo. I got to see you in high heels first. No. Have you seen Charlie in high heels? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What? I missed out on that. I didn't get invited to that function. What are you talking about? He DM'd that to me. He DM'd you a photo of him in high heels? Really? That's crazy. And you're going on record for that? Sure am. Hell yeah, dude. Damn. Okay. Shit.
God, I want to see a picture of Charlie and I. I hate you. Sorry. Sorry. But yeah, also, I just want to mention, sorry, well, actually. What the hell? Oh, your Barbie stuff. Yeah, that's my Barbie stuff right there. You did get that video out finally. I did. You did get it out. That's the reason why...
We're a little bit delayed on this episode as well. Long time coming. Long time coming. Yeah, I did that. People are a little bit confused on the timeline a little bit. I tried to make it an easy explanation in the video, but I filmed that before I was, I watched every Barbie movie ever made before I even went on the Margaritaville trip. On the first one? That's the rainforest you're thinking of.
Oh, shit. Before I even left on the Margaritaville trip, a month before I left on the Margaritaville trip, I did... Actually, no. It was like a... That's a lie. I don't know why I said that. It was like not a month. It was like a week before I left for the Margaritaville trip. I watched every Marby movie ever made. And then I left and went to every Margaritaville thinking I would have it out in like July before the...
movie came out and then it's March. You're a fast worker. It's March of 2024 because the writer's strike happened. Yeah, because they did, oh yeah. Yeah, well, it was mostly actually because of the SAG strikes because they put out a thing to influencers where they were like, hey, don't these movies that we're striking again. Don't talk about the, or you'll never be in one. Yeah, I wasn't going to cross the picket line. You know? Oh, that is funny. That is a, they should have said that, used that line though.
That's what they were saying. That's what they... Right? That's essentially what it was, right? They were like, we're blackballing you. Yeah, you're right. It is. But, you know, at the end of the day, they won. They got everything they needed. So I can't be next to them. And I got my video out. So it's a win-win. It's a fucking win-win, man. How was it watching all that? Dude, it was...
It was like... It was weird. It was definitely like you were kind of like floating through something, you know? It was definitely like...
because it wasn't like I could just relax during it. You know, that was, that's working. It was, well, it was active work throughout because I had to take notes on every single one because if I watched all of them and then, and then like, I don't, I keep scratching this and it's getting worse. Um,
If I watched every single one and then went down, sat down later and was like, all right, it's time to start writing on this. I'd be like, what the fuck happened to this? So I had to write the notes on every single one. So that was like me actively having to pay attention. And it was, it got to the point where on the fifth day, I fell asleep when I was in the middle of watching it and I was taking time lapse. So there's this time lapse that I have.
of me watching the barbie movies and then me suddenly just conking out and then it shows the progression of the light of my living room moving from darkness today and then right at the end of it is me going is me like sitting up and being like and then my first thought being did that take that i took a time lapse of that and then looking at the camera and then it ends
But it was like, for some reason I couldn't include it in the video because it was like really laggy and weird. But it is funny. It is funny that it exists to some capacity. What about you? You got any projects you're thinking of? So I'm compiling a lot of TikToks recently. Yeah? For what? Yeah, I'm going to make a movie length reaction to it. So we're going into, this is becoming, are you going to add like a whole score to it? You should hire, you should hire...
like a composer to give you a movie length score with a whole orchestra and make an 120 minute TikTok reaction with an official movie score. So I've spoken with Trevor about this, Modest Cube, my fantastic editor who did the Funny Sticks video and the Drift video that's coming out soon. Yeah.
We were thinking of making a movie length reaction video that kind of like goes off the rails and has some crazy shit happening in it. But I don't want to give away too much, you know. The last thing that I do want to tell you about, though. Have you seen the stuff about the breakdancing dead? No. Oh, you haven't? No. You haven't seen about the... Oh, okay. Well...
You clicking off the Sphinx? Okay. Basically, there's this woman. There's this woman who came out and basically was telling this little story about her trauma. But it was like a lighthearted trauma thing. It's like, what trauma is funny? So just listen to what she's saying here.
What's a piece of trauma that you have? That's funny. It has to actually be funny. I'll go first. My dad abandoned my family when I was five years old. That is a wife and four kids. He abandoned us and then pursued amateur breakdancing and he got really good.
He like blew up. Like he became like a D-list celebrity status, like viral breakdancer. He became like the oldest actively competing breakdancer in the world. Then he got on Good Morning America and talk shows and Washington Post wrote about him and he went super viral and he did all these interviews and he danced with Paula Abdul. Here, I'll show you. Take a look at this 60-year-old breakdancer. Look at this guy. This is a man who has abandoned her and then stopped. Imagine that you were abandoned by your father.
And they start calling him the breakdancing dad. That's awesome. And his name is Ben Hart, but he goes by Benny Hanna. And the fact that they're calling him the breakdancing dad when he also has a dad. He's not a dad. And his family is hilarious. Like, were they telling...
was he telling people that he was a dad like he became famous after he abandoned his family um but then there was like this whole drama online where like they're getting into they got mad at him they got mad at the well the people got mad at the dad the dad started replying about this like the dad started replying about like the like she so okay
She mentions that he wouldn't pay her medical bills. You know, he responds and then he does like a whole like response thing where he... Oh my God. Where this guy is like talking. He's like, he's wearing a Bitcoin shirt, first of all. He's wearing a Bitcoin shirt. Yes.
It's a Bitcoin collared shirt. He's defending his honor? I'm not even going to play this video. He made a 10-minute long video. Is he video? Wait, where is this? I want to find this. Oh my God, where is that? Next to a giant Bitcoin flag and an American flag. Dude, what the fuck? What was his response to not paying the medical bills? It like...
Like he breaks down that he didn't abandon the family. And like, since Matt, Maddie, the girl was so little, like he, it's like, just, he's just talking about like the financial aspects of the divorce. He goes on to like this whole thing later on about like how men should never marry women and like how they're like, true, true. Like,
But then he also says, like, was I at fault in the divorce? And he says, yeah, I was about 70% at fault. He also admits to that later on. Those two things can coexist. Yeah. Is this him? Oh, this video stopped loading. It's not even going to load, man. Yeah, I know. I'm disappointed. But, yeah, no, he had a whole response. Elon Musk replied to him saying, you are awesome. That's cool. And then...
He replies, thank you, Elon. I'm a huge fan of yours. Hashtag Tesla and hashtag Bitcoin are my two biggest investments. So this guy is like... That's true. This guy is like going hog wild on Twitter. And yeah. Good for him. He had like a whole back and forth thing. But I really wish that...
I really wish that that video of them dancing would load. But either way, that's another thing that's been going on. And honestly, if you want to know more about that situation, because these are both topics that have kind of come up since before we have been able to record again. Another friend of the show, Curtis, Curtis Connor, made a video on that that you guys should look at. And I made a video reacting to your guys' best presentations recently. And you should check that out. You should check that out.
And you should check out Ted's... Ted did something with Barbie. Yeah, I watched every Barbie movie ever made. If you got an hour and 48 minutes to spare. Fuck me, man. I'd rather watch Dune. What? Well, Dune's like three hours long. Dune is fucking shit. Dude, the first Dune movie was... Are you going to see the second one? Did you see the first one? No, I didn't. No. Oh, it's really good, dude. It's really good. I like that... I like that... I like Denis Villeneuve, though. Yeah. So I might have to go see it. 29 Blade Runner was good. Yeah.
It's really good. And there's this whole interesting thing about how they used sand screens instead of green screens. What's a sand screen? So it's like they used... So they could like... You know how with your green screen you got right there? It's like sometimes there's a green spill.
Because of the, just the way that light reflects off of things. It's like you get a green smell on you. So they use these things, sand screens, which are essentially just sand colored, like kind of a tan screen as their green screens. Because in doing so, it like prevented like the, it prevented the light from being, it made it look even more realistic. So they were able to like be inserted in VFX and stuff into that world better. Damn. Yeah. Yeah.
I love... I get... That didn't seem... I'm so tired. I've been standing up for an hour, dude. Yeah, it's all right. I need to sit down. Thanks for listening to this episode of Charcoal Sandwich. Audio listeners, love you to death. Hey, make sure to... I don't know. Make sure to fucking rate us five stars on Spotify. I forgot that we have that. That's an option on Spotify. Rate us five stars. Love you to death. Say something sweet to them. Say something sweet to them before they go. Um...
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