The Quackity Exclusive
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Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich. Quackity is here. Good to have you, my friend. Yeah. I didn't think you were gonna make it. You really didn't think so? No. Why not? Why not? I was the only one that had faith in you that you were gonna show up on this podcast. Ted was like, "This guy is never gonna show up. He's the biggest flake." Why not? Why not? Explain that. I-I-I'm gonna explain it. And then Ted says it. And in fact, I really hope he doesn't. This actually seems like a bit of a setup here. I feel like I'm getting framed. I was the one who reached out to you initially. And I didn't respond. Well, 'cause I was like, "Holy shit." Uh...

- Quackity's in town, we should get him on the podcast because we had loads of people that were just totally dipping out on us. But we knew that you were, you know, in terms of, you hadn't said no yet, so in terms of everything you were probably the closest thing to a yes. - I wasn't gonna be the one, I wasn't gonna be the one to dip out on you, no.

You got damn close. I don't like that, right? You got damn close. No, I will say, I will say, I was like, oh, he replied, and you guys both looked at me like, what? Really? Yeah, yeah, and you were like, let me think about it. You and him don't have faith in me. I had faith in you. He had the least faith. There's very few things I have faith in. G.O.D.,

Oh God. Let me tell you what I don't have faith in. T-H-O-T. We got you comfortable. We buttered you up. What do you want to talk about today? You want to talk about Mexico? That was a serious question. What's so funny about Mexico, man? What's so funny about Mexico? What can I say? What can I say? Mexico has a lot of issues. A lot of issues? Yeah.

What's your favorite issue? No, I don't have a favorite issue. What's your least favorite issue? Yeah, that's a better question. What's your least favorite issue? Cartel? Well, he's talked to us about how whenever he goes home to Mexico, he gets stopped by a cartel. Yeah, yeah, I've talked about it. I've talked about how the cartel is a real thing. Yeah. It's a real thing. I've never seen it. People make jokes about it a lot, but it's a real thing, man. Yeah, you were telling us one time about how it's like- And you laughed. Well- And you laughed. Yeah.

Well, because it's just- Why did you laugh about it, Ted? Because it sounded so ridiculous, it didn't sound real. They protect avocados. Avocado is a big market over there. It's a really big market. There's an avocado cartel. You're laughing. You're laughing. It's funny.

It's a real thing. I mean, avocados are a huge export. Yeah, I imagine. They are. You control the export. You control a lot of money. It depends on every state, what they export, what they make money out of. You love eating avocado. I love my guacamole. How do you say guacamole? Say guacamole. Guac. You say guacamole? Is that what you say?

Guacamole. Guacamole. I say guacamole. No, I don't. I say guacamole.

Guacamole. Guacamole. Say it to the camera. Hey, I'd love me to spread some guacamole, have it with some chips, maybe have a little bit of a, maybe have a little bit of a avocado toast. Yeah, you find a big hole and you chase down the guacamole. You grab, squeeze it. Hey man, I'd love me an avocado toast. And then once you squeeze all that juice out of it, you're left with a plate of free shavacadoo.

If you get stopped by them, so say you're going back home. Do they recognize you? The reality is, you know, if you get stopped by –

I wouldn't even call them cartel members, but you know, you'll get stopped in the road, right? The same way you go on the 5 freeway, you'll get stopped by people over there. Is it like a car blockade? Yeah, what is it like? People. People are there. I wouldn't call it a blockade. It's people are in the middle of the road. Oh, shit. Yeah. So I wouldn't call it a blockade like so, but it's real, man. It's real. Well, so what? I mean, have you been stopped?

I've been sopped before. Yeah. And so what does it look like? What happens? They sop you, they ask you, like, "Who are you? What do you do?" "Do you know Dream?" "What's your profe-" They don't- They don't- You think the cartel knows about Dream? You think the cartel asks you who is Dream? I thought it was funny! I thought it was funny! "Do you know what the point of the mask is?" The fucking cartel comes up to you and you ask them, "Do you know what the point of the mask is?" He shows you his grades. "Do you see this? I'm failing all my classes!"

This is where it got me. No, but it's a... So you say, do you say you're a YouTuber? Yeah, I'm going to tell him I'm a YouTuber. That's right. How does it go? What do you do? What is your profession?

If you got nothing to do with them, I'll let you go. That's fine. So what do you sign, like for your profession? Well, I'm studying law. I'm studying law right now. Oh, really? I'm studying law. Yeah. I'm actually studying law. Law here or in Mexico? Over there. But the way it works is if I move to the United States, all I have to do is take an exam. That's awesome. I didn't realize you were studying law. How deep are you in law school?

School for a thwomp. I'm three out of five years. I got two more years left to go. Oh, shit. That's it. Is it hard?

Yeah, fuck yeah, it's hard. It's a lot of reading. Do you guys like reading? No. Oh, I fucking hate reading. I like reading. I wish I was a literary. It's a lot of reading. It's a lot of reading. You have a book club with your girlfriend? I have a book club with my girlfriend. What have you been reading? We read, what did we read? We read The Electric Kingdom, which was a good one. I don't remember who it was fucking by. But to kind of conclude that, the cartel is a real thing.

As far as I'm aware, they won't bother people that's not into deep shit, right? Okay. But it's still a real thing. So, like, what would happen if you, like, can you eat avocados? Yeah.

This- what? Alright! Ask more questions! Let's go ahead. I don't know. We just wanna know. We just wanted to- we came up because- Well, like, we got bagels on the way here, like, I had my bagel at Avocado's. You eating guacamole? That's- that shit's fucking illegal. So what if the- You get fucked over there. I don't- You pull up, you get like, Tostitos and some fucking guac. And you're like, "Shit, you just choked over there!"

Like the fucking ball? No, it's... What is that? Math, I don't know. I'd like... It's not what it looks like. I'd like to see someone eat an avocado like an apple. I've tried it.

I'm pretty sure I did it on this podcast. Oh really? Really? Yeah, well we did one of the earlier things and I'll speak about it now. I'm comfortable talking about it. Earlier you weren't. Yeah, earlier I wasn't. Okay, well now it's a go ahead. I used to be a lot like this lady. This used to be me actually. And I would bring on like a, I would bring on, here you can hold this spider.

Fuck that dude. I'd bring out a vegetable every episode and we wouldn't have cameras, so they didn't know I was doing this and I would just eat the whole vegetable. And it started off because I will eat raw vegetables. What's wrong with you? Like a raw tomato or raw carrots. A bell pepper perhaps? I did that. I actually got three different bell peppers and I never told anyone this but when I wanted a conversation to end I would eat the red one and when I enjoyed it I'd eat the green one. And when I was lukewarm I'd eat the yellow one.

And we never knew about that. It was not a bit that you could really understand if it wasn't explained. You were using a stoplight system to yourself. Yeah, it was a fully, and I was having such a good time with it. So that's how I entertain myself on this miserable show. But yeah, I did an avocado once. I cut it in half and I tried to eat it like a little boat or like a little pizza slice. Fucking sucked. It was so fucking bad.

Avocado, like so, is very tasteless. But you add salt, you add a lemon, you add fucking tomatoes. You look like a doorman. My favorite is... I'll get you a room. It's right over there.

You gave me like a... I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's a joke, right? It's a joke. We joke around a little bit. We joke around. We joke around. That's fine. You started pointing before the joke was done, so I thought you were actually making references over there.

So, okay. Yeah, that's pequeño. What got you started on YouTube, Quackity? Because maybe not a lot of people who are listening to this podcast actually know who you are, what you do. I'm sure that there's plenty of people who are fans of you since we're using your name in the title of this podcast to get that sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet money. Ad break. What's the ad break? And we're back. We're back. So, what got you started on YouTube? What was the...

The dark roots. The dark stain on your career. I'm not even gonna lie. Well, I would hope so. One day I woke up and I looked on YouTube. This was around in 2008. Okay. And I looked up, I'm not even joking, Roblox videos, right?

So I saw a shitty ass video called "The End of Roblox" I thought it was so cool. The way they added the music. Was it like a cinematic? Yeah, it was like- A machinima? You've come full circle. No, not that produced, right? But it was like a stupid video, right? So I saw it, I took inspiration on it, I made my own version. I made "The End of Club Penguin."

It was you. It was- That was me. That was all me. You were the man. I was the one. You ended that shit? What? You ended Club Penguin? I ended it. I ended a lot of things. What was the video like? It's called the end of Club Penguin. It was a picture of a penguin. And Windows Movie Maker text over it. It said, the end of Club Penguin. What?

That was the amazing movie I made. To me, it was a movie. To me, it was a movie. Is that it? That's it. You were telling me just the title was the whole video. That was the movie. Was there any music? Did you add any pizzazz? You know, there's this band called Two Steps of Hell.

Oh my god. Do you remember that? Two steps from fucking hell. You know that, you know that, right? I only know it because of videos like this. It was on like the YouTube. I had one fucking song on my iPhone. It was Lux Eterna, like a...

It was called they renamed it to requiem for a dream, that's what they named it Because

Because that song was used in the movie Requiem for a dream. No, I didn't even know this were used in a movie I just use it. I just by the way. I just want to point this out. You pronounce a requiem wrong. I

You said Requiem. He said Requiem. You're really going to bring that up on me? I thought he said Requiem. It's like this dude thinks he knows. He comes here onto the podcast, thinks he knows what he's talking about. You know I'm not from here, right? You know English isn't my first language? Ted, wow. Look at the camera and apologize. Ted, we've got this camera, this camera, and this camera. Go ahead and say sorry. Tell everybody why.

Why you said what you said. I've got to say, on this day, I heavily oppressed my good friend Quackity. Thank you. I've got to say I'm sorry for this. I don't accept the apology. I don't accept it. I don't accept it. Don't accept it. No one's accepting it. I don't accept it. You're gone. I'm going to go eat some avocado.

So well, that's actually that's that's funny because I mean what you're doing now in sort of a sense is Kind of what you started doing exactly and that's actually one one time. I wanted to get to windows. He's editing with Windows Movie Maker Yeah, yeah, it's a picture of his minecraft skin. It says dream SMP. It goes banana. Yeah, that's it And then it goes cutting my life into pieces This is my last resort! Suffocation!

I don't know the rest. Do you guys remember the 009 dreamscape? Oh, yes. There you go. There you go. That's it. That's it. That shit is what the point of the mask is, man. That's what the point of the mask is. What the fuck?

So have you ever seen the show then this was around the same time happy tree friends Years old I was well like a little I refused myself to watch oh my god Person because you

The Let the Bodies Hit the Floor song, I remember seeing in a compilation of this one character on that show that was a military guy. Flippy. Flippy. The green bear, the lovable green bear. Which is kind of a fucked up name because he sort of flipped into these states where he was having sort of trauma and flashbacks. Wow. It was like...

Bit on PTSD from like veterans which is kind of fucked up I can't it was just it was this thing where he'll just get going to this state and just kill people and like kill these other animals and shit But it was it was played to So you got your start that's how I got I know I just realized it like

The happy tree friends of today is like the meat canyon videos Yeah, well the thing about happy tree friends is it looked like a kid's cartoon right up until the point that they started like Tear like pulling their ass test like don't hug me. I'm scared. I like to hunt me I scare more because it was more existential. Yeah, that was fun. I agree You know I had to I had two shows which I refused myself to watch happy tree friends and Ray William Johnson

You didn't watch? I saw a few of them, but I'm like, he says a lot of curse words. He curses a lot.

Ray William Johnson was the copyright free king. You wanna know just the worst thing? Yeah. He was a touch point out. But I was a kid and when I was discovering what parody was on YouTube, and so I made a parody of, uh, like- Without knowing what parody was? Yes. Well, I was trying it out for the first time, so I made a parody of Ray William Johnson. It was Equals 3, right, is what it called? Right. Yeah, I called it like Equals 4 or some bullshit, but I'd never watched Ray William Johnson. I just looked up pictures of him and did things I thought-

thought that he would do. So I got hair gel and spiked my hair up and made some fucking attempt. Is this available anywhere? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. No, is it not available to the public? Is it available to me to see? Or me. I'm the guest here, right? Come on. Surely you'll let us have it. How old were you? Maybe after the pod. Oh yeah, of course, after the podcast, but how old were you when you did this? I don't know. This was probably...

I think I was in middle school Wow That's fucked up What do you mean that's fucked up? That's fucked up Yeah it was That's a go to thing right now That's fucked up Dude that's fucked up Well no I was serious about you I was serious about you Really? I would like to formally apologize to Quackney in this episode I feel like I've really Thank you You know he was a true true friend and I didn't act that way

sorry i'm sorry you had to come on you just made me super uncomfortable that's it i said though we like to do that here um so so you you were doing the sort of a discord talent show that kind of vibe what made you change to sort of a bit of a mind that's always been my thing dude you know you know and i actually want to talk about this yeah there's a lot of people out there who who tweet out a bunch of they're like

I miss the old Quackity. Fuck the new Quackity. You've changed. He did Dream SMP and he fucking got ruined and he's shit now. He's shitting in bulls and he's throwing them into traffic. I actually agree with that. Really? Okay, okay, let's hear it. I actually tweeted was one of those, I was on my alt account. Really? And I tweeted. I tweeted a little Quackity neck. A thread.

His quackity neck, yeah. I did a little quackity neck and I said, I miss the old quackity. That's fucked up. Before he became one of...

One of dreams side men. One of dreams lackeys. One of dreams little goons. His faceless, you know, he's a side character. They call it a side character. I'm a side character. That's what I am. Of the dream cinematic. Because now you're only a character in a story. That's all I am. That's all I am. Not a man. No. Not a man. I went past that phase. Not a man, but a walk. That's not what I am anymore. But generally, like what, like...

Obviously there was a shift in like what you did for content. So like, I mean what- It's not the first time. That's the thing. It's not the first time. I've been eight years on YouTube and I've changed things maybe like five times. I've changed my content like five times. You know what people say nowadays? They're like, I miss the Texas speech quackity. Texas?

Texas Beach? I used to make Texas Beach videos, right? I used to make Texas Beach. What does that mean? You fucking type a thing on a robot and the robot reads it for you. It's like Siri. It's like Siri. Bro, I thought you said Texas Beach. Is that not what he said? I thought he said Texas Beach. I was like, where's Texas Beach? I would never lay in Texas under any circumstance. What happened on Texas Beach? What did you do? There's not too much coastline in Texas either, so it's like... A little bit. A little bit. Gulf of Mexico. Well, yeah, exactly, but like,

What the hell did you do on the Gulf of Mexico?

I did hear Texas Beach at first, but I did eventually hear Texas Beach. Are you talking about like those videos where they just read Reddit posts? Yeah, so you look up Texas Beach, AT&T, that's what I used to do. AT&T, Texas Beach. AT&T? AT&T used to have a Texas Beach program. So what I would do, I would type in like, hey guys, my name is Quackity. And it would be like, hey guys, my name is Quackity. Hey guys, my name is Quackity. And that's how I used to make my fucking videos, right? Is this like...

Are you making like no pit? Wait, listen to Charlie. Do it. What? Do it again. Do what? You know what you want. Yeah, I do know what you're talking about. Give me something to say. Hey guys, my name is Quackity. Hey guys, my name is Quackity. That's exactly.

That is exactly what I used to do. Were you like showing people how to open, how to... No, no. I was doing fucking Roblox videos, right? With the text-to-speech over it. I was miserable. I fucking hated that shit. Because I couldn't share my real voice. I couldn't share my real emotions. That's it. What is that one song, and I'm going to try to do an imitation of it right now. Christ.

Oh, that's Dreamscape. That's 009 Dreamscape. Okay. There you go. Probably. No, yeah, you put it in tutorials. I don't really. You put it in tutorials. Yeah, and it's copyright now. Oh, really? What? Yeah, I used to do Inside the Mind Overwatch videos, and for one of them, I just decided I wasn't going to do any commentary. I was just going to do text in that song because I thought it would be funny, and it got taken down. It got claimed. So you can't- You just lost out on three fucking dollars. Yeah, you can't use the trans sound. Hey, fuck you. There's probably so many videos.

There's probably so many videos from old YouTube that is now just unavailable. There are and it's a bummer. Okay, so yeah, that was one of the chefs. I want to know all of them. All of them? I want to know all the chefs. I started out- do you guys know Toontown? Do you guys ever play Toontown? Oh, yes. Oh, we know Toontown. There you go. We know! Fucking big chug. Come on, take a big chug. Let's go. Cheers to Toontown. Cheers to-

Toontown, I started out with Toontown videos. You know what I did? There was these fucking three Toontown creators, right? Yeah. Each of them had like max like 8,000 subscribers. But I thought that was, that shit was like huge. So I was like, I want to fucking add him in the game. So I started making my own Toontown videos and I succeeded.

But way beyond. Way beyond. Way beyond your wildest dreams. Way beyond my wildest dreams. That's a great way to just like tell a story. You know, for a time I was doing this. I succeeded. That's like Jeff Bezos talking about his creation of Amazon. Yeah, for a while I ran a book selling service. Now I'm almost a trillion dollar company.

Congratulations, Jeff. That's literally what happened to me. And I'm going to space. We're proud of you. I wanted to fucking add him in-game, so I started making Toontown shit. But then a bunch of shit happened. The enemies you fight in Toontown are pretty much Jeff Bezos, now that I think about it. It literally is. It really is. They're the corpos? Yeah, it's like corpos. They're called cogs. Are they called cogs? They're called cogs.

Yeah, so I started making that. I figured I don't want to be in this community anymore. Well, I didn't think that. It kind of happened out of... Bunch of cucks. It was an accident. Do you guys remember Undertale? Do you guys remember Undertale? Yeah, of course. Yeah, I started making fucking Undertale sucks. I literally call that the video, Undertale sucks. And that's what boosted me beyond Toontown. Undertale sucks.

Undertale songs or sucks? Me talking shit about a video game. Negativity brought you to a new level. Undertale neck. You're an Undertale neck, yeah. Undertale neck, yeah. Undertale neck. You know what? The funny thing, I got a shit ton of dislikes, right? The dislikes overtook the likes. Fucking three years later, YouTube removes all the dislikes. There's no dislikes on that video anymore. Yeah, fuck Undertale. Fuck Undertale, right? Maybe it was from the creator of Undertale and he made a bunch of alt accounts and then YouTube got rid of them

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Minecraft world sort of Dream Mississippi crowd kind of content is a new form of content. It is. But the last one was sort of the Discord. Discord's got talent. That's right. I'm going to

That's right. Animate some people. They move left and right very fast. A lot of zoom-ins. And shake. We like to shake. We love to shake. I wouldn't be no one without a shake. A shake save. How long did that period go on for before you changed? That went on for...

Probably a year. A year? A year and a half maybe? It must have, I think it was a little longer. I feel like it must have been at least two years. That was a big part of my career. I feel like. The air shake. When was the first time we met each other? Because it was like, that was like. 2008, 2007.

19? 19? I've known him for- I've known you guys for a long ass time. We've known each other for like at least three years. Right? Yeah, I met you at like VidCon at some point. Really? Yeah, you were very cool. We just like- it was very brief though. Like really? This summer it has to be like a three year mark of knowing each other. Yeah, probably. Probably. I did that shit for a long time. We used to do the little truck driver sims together.

I want to talk about that. I want to talk about that. You used to go on Shlatt. Shlatt at one point became my only friend. You don't know that. You don't know that either. Really? Yeah. It was, it was the middle of the pandemic. It was the middle of the pandemic. I was like, I was just on my computer every fucking day. I had no one. I'm like, and Shlatt I think was like, come be in a video. I was like, okay, I'll be in a video.

And Shalab was essentially the only person I talked to during the pandemic, at the start of the pandemic, at least. And all I was doing, I was just... I had bought a... I had bought a steering wheel that I clamped onto my desk and a fucking gas pedal. And every night, I was just like...

American truck driver I would do that shit too! I would do that shit too! And I was just- and Quackity was just like "Yeah, so you know, I'm- I got all this stuff going on" and I was like Was that- was that what you were doing while I was fucking spilling it all out? Yeah man. I gotta make a turn. I gotta make a fucking turn. Yeah. It happens to the best of us.

You guys, it's like, you know what you guys are? You guys are like those truck drivers that drive cross country because they all got radios and they're the ones that while they're on the highway, the ones that are near each other will just chat with each other. He shared with me- Pork chop coming in. I was like Spencer. I was like Spencer and I was like Carly with that fucking CB radio. And you shared with me your one Spotify playlist. Do you remember that? Yes, I do. It was like Mellow- Mellow and Folk.

Oh, fuck. There you go. I still have that. I still listen to that. And you shared with me. Uh-oh. Canciones facil de cantar. Yes, I did. I was talking to Shlatt at that point. I was like, I want you to hear it to Mexican music. Voy a arrancar. Voy a arrancar. Soy el chofer.

And I was just fucking, yeah, man. This is great. I'm sorry. This is not one to listen to. I've never heard of it. I was pissed off every five minutes you'd go a little too fast. And the cops always would go the speed limit in this fucking game. And if you passed them even a mile per hour over the speed limit, they'd always give you a fucking ticket.

I think that you actually showed me that playlist that young Alex here showed you. I'm sure I did. That's how impactful it was. I showed it to a lot of people. Really? It's a great playlist, yeah. Really? I still have it. I still have it. But going back to the original thing, I've gone through like five fucking faces of my channel, which is going back to what you asked. You asked it, so I'm answering. I'm not mad. Yeah, Ted. You think I'm mad? You have to go and ask it, man.

You think I'm mad that you're coming back to my original question? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he succeeded in all of them. And he won every step of the way. I... This is one thing I want to say. Compared to what I used to... No, no. I don't know why your friends are like that. Relax. I enjoy... That'll last me a while. That's a hearty... It'll last me a while. Just sip it. I'm gonna sip it. I don't want to keep holding the fucking bottle. Give me a break. Lottie Willisters love you to death. I've been drinking Fireball.

What I want- Drinking water. Thank you. Thank you, Borough. There you go. Keep going, though. I don't mean to- Hey. Hey. Hey. It's nice to see you guys. Keep going. I have shorts. I have shorts. And your thighs are luscious. I have shorts. I'm just saying. You have beautiful legs. What I was going to say is that I think the major criticism I receive nowadays is people saying I miss old quackity. And I-

And let's just spell that right now. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I've, I've, um. Look to the camera. I think in terms of what I'm doing nowadays, in terms of content, is what I've enjoyed the most. That's really good. For a long time. Probably the most I've enjoyed ever. Really? You know, people see Dream SMP, right? They see, they say Dream, it's like, oh, the fucking, that fucking guy. Fucking green guy with the smile. I'm gonna lose my mind. Like that?

And to an extent, they're right. Maybe. But I started out my channel with fucking the end of Club Penguin. Now I'm doing the end of fucking Dream SMP, right? Yeah, full circle. It's a full circle. A lot of cycling. I'm enjoying a lot what I do right now because I get creatively challenged. Like, I creatively challenge myself. So I fucking like it. I like it. I like the fucking stupid little ass stories that people are like, fuck, that's a fucking...

stupid ass story I enjoy it last time we were talking you said you were working on something that you were very very excited about for creatively for this thing I think I think that's the difference between the audience I have now and the audience I have then I have people that watch me I have people that are interested in what I do

So I enjoy it. Obviously, if you had 10 million more subscribers than you have now, would you enjoy it? Even if they were a bunch of people that you don't know if you like this or not, would you enjoy it? Yeah. 10 million more subscribers. I'd be making so much fucking money. There you go. That's one thing. That's one thing. Which leads me to the next question we had penned in. How much money do you make in a month? In a month. All right.

You don't have to answer that question. Is it more than the average income, median income family in the United States? Almost. For a year? For a year, for a whole year. Do you make more than everyone who's watching parents combined in a year? I gotta calculate it, right? Right. How much do you make? Oh, fuck me. Because I gotta make sure that I... You just sold some plushies last month. I mean, holy shit, I'm grossing over a million a year. No, forget about it. Forget about it. I don't.

I mean, based on your income alone. More? Probably not. No? You think I'm making more than you? How much do you make? This is an awkward conversation to have, I feel like. How much do you make? No, no, no, no, no. How much do you make, Ted? I keep all my videos monetization off and then I run a lemonade stand. That's what I do. I think, I mean, it's like we're all kind of like...

open with each other, but I feel like nobody really wants to just tell the world how much money they make, because that's just like, that's just generally publicly private. - That's because people will stop donating. - Well, I feel like it's kind of like a private thing, but I also don't really know why.

Sharing income because corporate okay, so here's the thing right is it is it corporate America dissuades you from talking about your your money with your peers But in the YouTube sphere It's a different situation where I personally feel very guilty for doing as well as I do you can I feel like we should just pay our teachers more This is bullshit. This is absolutely bullshit. You just give it to me. I know how to spend it.

I'll spend some money right now. I am, you know, for- I am, for- for a new- For a new Tesla! Talk about it, talk about it! You're just gonna use it on in-app Tesla purchases for more sound effects. You know those shits are capped? For a new person that's out of like, out of school, out of college, I'm doing very, very well. Which is also part of why it feels weird to do streams, for me at least, because it's like the whole donation thing.

Like that's part of the reason why I don't I money could go anywhere You know it's like I could spend that same time I do streaming right now like working on videos or something I'm self sabotaging right now. No I said so yeah, but saying like your donations like why are you well a lot of I mean even when I did streaming when someone would donate something crazy I'd be like you really don't have to send that much. Yeah and then they do it again. And then oh my god they charge back everything

That was so fucked up I had I had some dude when I was streaming back in the day donate like 50 times $2 each time charge back all of them and then each time that you get that charge back and $20 fee from PayPal every time time someone charges back this could be Fueling maybe some villains online, but this could also information instantly

You really we get the money if you really want to ruin quickies day If you if you donate 1,000 $1 donations to quackity and then charge them all back you will cost him $20,000 you want him in the debt you want to know what happened one time some guy donated like this Minecraft youtuber it was literally a youtuber he

He gifted me like a thousand five hundred dollars, right? It was an insane amount. I was like, okay, this guy's not going to charge back because he's a YouTuber. As a YouTuber, you got to protect your rep, all that. So I bring him in the call. I'm like,

Yeah, well, not a big YouTuber. It was like some small-time person. Oh, he's not a big deal, says Quackity. What can I say? I bring him on stream. I bring him on stream. I'm like, "Thank you, dude. Come play fucking Habbo with me." Habbo Hotel? Habbo Hotel. I'm like, "Come play with me, blah blah blah." Next day, he fucking charged his bag. Oh, I guess he really hated Habbo Hotel. Did you expose him?

No, I didn't. Why would I? Because you're nice and he took advantage of you.

Well, yeah, but you're not gonna just like- You can't put- I would've come on stream the next day and been like- But you would do a lot of things that I wouldn't. That's very true. You should've gone then on his stream and said, "Hey, this guy's audience-" I fuckin'- I was like, "That's fucked up. I'm gonna follow him. I'm following him on Twitter." "Fuckin' asshole has the audacity to follow me back. That's fucked up." He fuckin' charged his bags. That's fucked up. Maybe he didn't- I don't know. Maybe he didn't know. Probably he did. I don't know. Damn. But, charge bags.

Chargebacks are tough. Especially an issue for someone who's trying to make a living on Twitch, but they're not necessarily a larger streamer. They can offset that because a chargeback for someone who's maybe doing 100 viewers a stream or something like that, that can fucking...

If it's a lot, if it's a lot like a hundred chargebacks of like two dollars like that. Let's be clear as well, like chargebacks suck when it is like an intended sabotage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, because that money's like not going to work.

But you also have to be responsible with it. I had a person which I knew in the Toontown days back when we get like fucking 50 viewers. Yeah. So I'm donating $2,000 to him. Next day he buys like a full set of speakers. And then he got charged back. He got charged back. He got charged back. He's like, how did I not know this was going to happen? Yeah.

The general rule of thumb is to wait three months before spending any money you make off of that sort of yeah because it's like that's the that's the how long it takes for the Opportunity for people to be able to do the chargeback. Oh, you didn't know?

Yeah, it's like a net 90s kind of thing. I guess. Where'd you get that suit? I don't know. Somebody donated 50 bucks yesterday. I suppose we haven't really referenced the elephant in the room. We're all getting cozy today here with Quackity. Yes! We're wearing not our merch. We're wearing Game Grumps merch that they so graciously allowed us to have. What are you-

10 minute power hour merch! It's 10 minute power hour merch. Oh, this is 10 minute power hour merch. Yeah? Okay. Okay. This is a show that they do- I don't fucking know. Quackity, what do you like to spend money on? If there's like one thing you treat yourself to- Okay, yeah, that's a better way to say that. There you go. Rather than- How much money do you make, but what do you spend money on?

You seem to be really focused on his money. I've always been really reserved with what I spend money on. That's good. The only major purchase I've made in the last eight years, which is how long I've been doing YouTube for, is just a car. I like cars. I like driving. That's my hobby. My literal hobby is driving. So the only thing I've spent it on is a car, and that's it. You should have seen this dude when I was originally moving to L.A. and I was road tripping with my dad. He was replying to like half my stories being like, whoa.

"Oh, Jed, dude, that's crazy!" "Jed, you're on the road!" Dude, I mean, 'cause you really like- I love driving. I mean, you've never- have you never really done a long road trip? Or are you just really enthralled with the concept of them? I went all the way to Seattle on the car that I got. From California? Yeah.

Yeah, okay, so you know I do your road trips. That's a good road trip. That's a good road trip. Yeah. I fucking love driving. Driving is my only hobby apart. I like driving too. Apart from what? You know who hates driving? Who? This guy. I rent cars that drive for me. He rents a Tesla. I rent a Tesla and I just put it... I love doing this. I'll put it in self-driving and then I'll just like be...

Do something else. And the car is just like, hey, you know, you still have to hold on to the wheel. And I'm like, what? Just fucking do it. Shut the fuck up. Why do I need to intervene? The car drives itself. It doesn't want you sleeping. Well, I'm going to. There's nothing that car is going to do.

It's gonna you're gonna crack gonna pull you we told you it's gonna. What is it? So here's the thing the Tesla has cameras all around the fucking car so that makes it fine to text It sees everything so like what if you're driving and you like you're like fuck I gotta make this light and so you step on it real quick And then the test is like what the fuck are you doing? And then it just it just hits the brake for you pull

Pulls over to the side of the road, locks the doors, and calls the cops on you.

And then it just waits there, and you're just in the car. It's like a bait car. They just shut the car down, and you're like, ugh. That's the future you're looking forward to right now. And then the cops come, and then the Tesla's like, here are the violations. Here are the violations. Here are the files. It's like, I fucking bought you, dude. What are you doing? 18-2 text-to-speech. There you go. The text-to-speech, was that like the really dumb-sounding one? Like, hello, today I'm...

That's it and I remember the name it was uh yellow no, I don't remember the name I lied to you I just remembered that I used to make montage parodies

MLG, MLG era. And I did a couple of those. You made a couple of those? You made a couple of those. I know you made a couple. I made Smash Bros. MLG parodies. That's how I got my stuff. I made Two Town MLG. When I was still doing my gaming videos with Gibberdare, I did, I played Altus Life for a long time.

What the hell is that? It's a server type that you can go on in Arma where it was basically like GTA. It was like the GTA RP servers that happen now with GTA 5, except it was in Arma 3 on the island of Altus. And you could go and you could run drugs and stuff. And there were people who played cops and stuff. It was basically the same thing. It was an RP server. And I made a fucking... I made an MLG fucking...

parody from that name. Dude, that shit was comedy, man. I think a lot of us have roots in that people. We went through that, right? All of us. I did that shit. Oh yeah, you said, Toontown. Toontown. How much can you do MLG on fucking Toontown, man? How much?

I had a good system because I would do it for every new Smash character. Ooh, that's easy. I would do like a, yeah, a new one. So I remember like Mega Man. I remember fucking like motion tracking instead of a mountain he was standing on a fucking like bag of Doritos or some stupid shit like that. That's funny. Yeah, it was great. I was really proud of it too. You know that EB Games commercial where the guy's like, copy that.

No? No. Oh. Copy that. No. No, no, no. Nervous. It's the guy who walks in and he's dressed in the military gear and he says he wants Call of Duty and then he says... Call of Duty. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Modern Warfare 2? Yeah. Copy that. And then I edited that and I put...

I put- I thought it was funny. Come on. You can say it. Go on, go on. I thought it was funny. Shut up. Right after he said "copy that" I put "9/11" in front of him. Oh my god. And it- that was- and the video got like hundreds of thousands of views and I was like, "This is perfect." And you're proud of that. I'm gonna keep doing that. And you're proud of that. I succeeded. You kept doing it. I succeeded. You kept doing it. Okay. I succeeded. Yeah, I don't know what the moral of that story was. Um... That was- And then, I did this really fun- Oh no. Then I just got funnier.

I'll save you the headache, you know. I'll save you the trouble. Well, yeah, I don't think I... I'm trying to think of what the edits were exactly. It was like I would find the green screen assets for it. Like I would look at green screen, like hit markers everywhere. Lifesavers. The green screens guys. And the sound effects guys. Oh my God, yes. Lifesaver YouTube channels. Yes, it was. And I would just slap on a chroma key and be like...

That's an edit Did you ever use the asset with all the fucking guns like yeah? Yeah, I had so many green screen explosion where did you find that one asset you talked about 9/11 once you find it I

The 9-11 archives? I don't know. I probably Googled it. I probably Googled it. You're the one who made it. I made it. I'll take responsibility, but I can do it because I was in New York when that happened.

Oh shit you were! Jesus, really? Were you actually? Yes, my dad was in New York City, my uncle was a fucking firefighter. Do you have any memories from it? No, I was in- no. I was- who? Yeah, that's true. My uncle was a FDNY dude. Did he take you- did he take him with- He worked on the fucking pile for like weeks after it happened, first responder. Did he take you with him? No, he didn't take me. To the wreckage?

Like bring your son into work. Ted, you had another question. Ted, you had another question. Ted, you had another question. Departing from the 9-11 conversation. No, let's keep going. No, let's keep going. I'm not done here. So departing from the 9-11 conversation, we usually, whenever we have a guest on, we usually ask them a very important question. But since I don't usually ask,

ask the question, I'm going to pass this off to Charlie. Hey, thanks for passing it off to me, Ted. I just got one question for you. Okay. You're here on Chuckle Sandwich. We've gotten in a couple chortles. Okay. A couple chuckles even.

Whatever that is, Slatt's having an asthma attack now. And what we like to do is we like to go around and establish that we are all different parts of the sandwich. So, for instance, Ted is the butt- Jesus, man, you are panting. We were both doing that. You are a beast. I was doing it, and he was doing it, and you were kind of doing it. Ted is the butt loaves of bread. Okay. Slatt is the mayo.

I am the meat. Of course. Of course. You are the meat? I'm the meat. What am I? What am I? No, what are you? So that's not how the game is played. You tell us what you are in the sandwich. Now. I'm the times two meat. I'm the extra meat. He's the double meat. Dude, he's the, when you order extra meat. That's it. That's it. I'm so glad someone finally said that. You know, it's like Mike. What did everyone else say?

I literally always forget. When it comes to this question, I'm so excited to ask it, and then I have the memory of a goldfish on what was actually said. We had cheese last time. We had pickle last time. No one said pickle. He just said cheese. There was chips on the side. Will Neff was the chips that you crumble up and put on it.

I only know Will Neff from one place. I went to a sushi place with Austin Show. And he says, Will Neff recommended this to me. What place was it? That guy's fucking awesome. He's really sweet. You guys had a Will Neff in here? Which seat? Which seat? You saw him.

On the way out! That was Will- Yes! Holy shit, that was Will Neff! You literally saw him and you shook his fucking hand! No fucking way. Yeah! And he said, "Hey, I'm Will Neff!" Do you remember that? When he said that, when he said that, he was Will Neff. I don't remember that. I was going through your head when you said, "Hi, my name is William Neffio." I said, "I gotta act normal in front of all these people." He was probably like, "Hi, my name is Will Neff," and he was like, "No, that's not possible." And then just deleted it from his brain. Can you guys bring him back? No.

No, it was hard enough getting all these people. He doesn't really want to come back. That's fucked up. Yeah, no one has wanted to come back after this. Yeah, no one ever comes back. We have everyone on once. That's the strap. Oh, wait. Well, I said on the... I said on the... Ted.

Thank you, Ted. I said I'm the double meat. What does that mean? It means that you're a part of the sandwich. I mean, you said it. I hope that you know. It's, we ask you, yeah, like everyone that comes on is now a part of the sandwich. The sandwich only grows. But I was just happy that you said double meat is because Ted has been telling me that meat is like monopolizing, like, oh, you're intimidating the guests. You're scaring them. Well, I was afraid that- Stop, stop, stop, stop. Will you at least let me make my argument here? No, it's stupid. I was afraid that by saying I'm the meat, he was sort of encapsulating all the meats and would make guests feel uncomfortable.

saying another type of meat. Do you feel uncomfortable? Do you want to? I'm trying to be an open and understanding member of the Choco Sandwich Podcast, of which Charlie seems to be going against. He doesn't seem to really care about people. Test me. You want me to make you uncomfortable right now? Oh, God. I don't know if this is a game you want to play. Let's see. Maybe we should cut to an ad break. And we're back. Can I go?

No, we've got a couple more minutes with you at least. You've got a couple more minutes. Let's talk into the microphone. So you said you were into road tripping. Have you gone to any crazy, you have any crazy stories? Do you have any crazy stories of when you road tripped or places you've seen? Quite frankly, no. No? No. No. No. Okay. That's it? That's it. I went driving.

I ended up in a hotel and I went back home. So what do you drive for? The enjoyment. Do you drive for yourself or for the people you're trying to save? Do you drive for yourself or do you drive for family? Are you going the distance? Reluctantly crouched at the starting line. Engine. Are you insinuating I speed? Is that what you're insinuating? That I speed? No. Illegally? No. I'm just saying everybody else has left the track.

He's made me uncomfortable. Someone's left with the cup already, Alex. Someone's left with the cup. He's making reference to a song. He is, and I can't remember any of the lyrics. I can't remember the lyrics, so I can't support this bit. I don't know the bit. Ted, you were asking the very important question, so you can go on. I was. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Slap. Yeah? Yeah.

Leave the fucking mic alone. Fucking shit. That's fine. We tried. I mean, what's... Here's the thing. Here, I'm going to ask a question here. I mean, what... Who do you... I mean, who do you... In the space... Jesus Christ, guys. Appreciate it. Hey. Are you okay? No. In the... God. In the YouTube space, I mean, who do you look up to the most?

I was gonna say Philip DeFranco. Quite frankly, I don't, I, you know, it's, didn't matter what the question was, the answer was gonna be Philip DeFranco. Good old Phil. I don't, I don't really, I don't really look up to anyone in particular. I kind of just do my thing. Well, you look up to like me and Schlatt. Yeah. Because we're both taller than you. That's, hey.

They're just insufferable. You wanna ask a question? Yeah, I wanna ask a question. Yeah, go ahead. So... I know how you feel. Now you know how I feel. You can put it on the spot. Go ahead and ask a question. I got one. No, I'm asking a question. Dude, I literally have a question. I got a different one. Go ahead. Give Charlie a chance, though. You're studying law. Favorite law. Here's the thing. Criminal law in Mexico...

Oh, it's for no laws? It's gonna get you fucked. It's gonna get you fucked. You're probably gonna have someone knocking at your door saying, "Hey, why did you go against my fucking client?" Bam bam, you're done. Wait, so are you studying criminal law for- So, I'm- I'm property law? Yeah, I don't know what it's called here, but I like property law. It's like real estate? Yeah, real estate. That's the kind of stuff. So like, what is like a law? Yeah, what's a law you like? Do you like uh- And hey, and to piggyback off that, what's a law you don't like? Alright. It's not a law I can't like.

Come on. There is no way that's true. Well, Article 1 in Mexico. What's Article 1 in Mexico? Article 1. Freedom for everyone. And you don't like that one very much? Wait, it just says freedom for everyone? That's very vague. I translate it, but you wouldn't. Freedom for everyone. Can you translate it for us? Libertad.

Yeah, and article two, I don't remember. You put me in a tough situation here. I would like to move on. Okay. Different topics. Yeah, we can move on to a different topic. Okay. Yeah, okay. And so, and I've got one right here to just bounce into again. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I mean, come on. Like, what?

And going off of that, I mean, here's the thing. Who's your... And you know better than anyone about this. And just to bounce off Ted again. Oh, okay. So you know what I'm going for. He didn't even ask anything. Just follow up on what he was saying earlier. And Shlet, even a little bit of what you were saying in the past about sort of what had happened. I mean, like, how...

Like, where are you with that? I think what he's trying to say is like, and I was touching on this before, back when we were doing the whole thing. And we were in the call together, and it got a little bit intimate. But, you know, that's neither here nor there, and not even related to the question, so I don't know why I brought that up. Exactly. I'm just kind of dishing it at this point, but I'll keep going if you want me to. Well, let me piggyback off of that. Yeah, let me piggyback off of that.

piggyback on that real quick because I'm curious on what your opinions are related to the subject of which we are talking about right now because before we knew about the subject, we were asking who do you think you were before you knew who you wanted to be and that was a very interesting question to ask ourselves because before the time that we came in here, we wanted to know who were the people that you knew before the time that you knew who you were.

who you might be. - It's important to know that we aren't actually asking that anymore, which kind of brings us into the final sort of question, which is, I mean, with how everything has been, with you and with us and with everyone generally and how things are going to be eventually, I mean, where, like, do you-- - Yeah, and to just summarize it, I mean, just like, are you okay? - First and foremost, fuck Slatt. I think that's what I gotta start off with. - Whoa, okay.

Second, am I okay? I've had the most fun with my platform right now than I've ever had in my life. Really? Yeah. In your whole life? I'm not even joking. In my whole life. I've been doing this shit for eight years. You're just real happy. What is it in particular? Because I don't want to put words in your mouth. The freedom of creativity. Oh, yeah? The freedom of creativity. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

Shut up. Shut the hell up, man. You gotta fucking podcast the film. Time for the frame of creativity. You gotta fu- No, don't grab the- You're just trying to get yourself over the edge of the water. You're gonna bring up more controversial topics? Cut in! Cut in on your fingers! Sit down! Sit down, asshole! I'm gone. Sit down! Get out of here. I really- You want me to sit down? Is this- This is who you were before you knew who you wanted to be right now. Hey, let's make this a two-hour podcast. It's 56- I mean, we could, because Pokimane fucking canceled. Because I gotta go piss- Oh, she did? Oh, she officially canceled, yeah.

You're our last guest on the chuckle week. This is last guest on the chuckle week? YES! I'm gonna talk about everything that- Can I take a piss? Yeah. You're trending right now. This is- yeah. Oh, it's because of the Instagram story I posted with you. There's 20,000 tweets cause of that. Ted, you fucked up. Did I fuck up? You fucked up. Wait, are they mad at us?

Are they mad? No, no, no. Oh my God, they're furious. Guys, right now, coming live from the Chuckle Sandwich studio, fans are raging and trolling after finding out that Quackity... I just want to talk about avocados. That's what it came for. Yeah, we're not going to fucking do that. So, I personally...

Since getting the opportunity, the Dream SMP is a fun thing and that's where a lot of your cinematic stuff happens. When I first went on, I canonically died three times 'cause you killed me once and then I overdosed from cocaine at Connor's party and then that was my second life and then I got shot into space on a rocket and that was three. But then you reached out about the whole Las Nevadas thing and I made a little character for it and it's been super fun just doing the improv with you.

Because personally, I'm of the belief that any chance there is to sort of... I guess what I mean to say is Minecraft's a very, very good outlet for any sort of creative improv because of how variable and open-ended it is. Yeah. And I'm going to tell you firsthand, I admire the way you have these improv skills.

You improv. Thanks, man. Charlie's got some really solid improv skills. He is so good. In fact, I made a video with you and Charlie. Yeah, the Discord improv. It got deleted because I put a furry character and the person who made that furry costume took it down.

I'm not even joking. What? That was such a good video. I was so proud of that. That was such a good video. I'm going to try and get it back just for you. But I'm going to say firsthand, your improv skills are insane. Oh, sheesh. And I appreciate the time and effort you've put into the whole lore thing. Because I said it initially. I said it initially. I'm a big fan of being creatively...

Yeah, having this creative freedom, right? Oh, I have a lot to talk to you about. And Dream S&P, you know, whether, whatever opinions people might have of it, you know, they're like, oh, it's childish or it's not good. Cringy. It's cringy. I've had a lot of,

My brain has exploded creatively due to the way I do things and due to the way I tell stories, right? And that's why I've said I enjoy a lot the way I'm doing stuff right now because it's challenged me creatively. And that's something I've always wanted. The end of fucking Club Penguin. Fucking...

End of Club Penguin! The end of Club Penguin was still your magnum opus though, is what I'm sort of gathering. It was all downhill from there. Nothing's ever gonna top that. I mean, it's interesting because really the way that it is run, which I don't think is honestly the most, like, you know, it's not the most applicable, like, cohesive story perhaps. Everyone's doing like separate things, sure. But what that means...

is that it's a large-scale outlet to do whatever story you want on a big platform. That's what really it is because everyone's doing things individually. We coordinate shit with just each other and stuff. Exactly. And that's very freeing. Exactly. Freeing. Like a bird. Like Article 1.

Like Article 1, baby. Back to the cotta. Wait, don't quote me on that. I don't know if that's Article 1. You've gone to fucking law school for three years and you don't know the first article, man? I fucking studied a bunch of shit, man. I'm not gonna fucking remember every article. No, um, so my, like,

Thank you, by the way, thank you. I really appreciate it. No, that was really sweet of you. That was really nice of you. Yeah, when I did the Chuckle Dungeon with these guys, like that's... Well, explain what Chuckle Dungeon was. Oh, yeah, yeah. By the time this is out, the Chuckle Dungeon will already be... Sorry, I haven't explained it. Yeah, it's... So I do a Dungeons & Dragons podcast I've done for a few years called Just Roll With It. Just Roll With It. Look it up. Just Roll With It. Look it up. It's on all platforms, just like this. Get us up there. Yeah, it's very... It's smaller because it's a more niche thing.

But I did a little Dungeons and Dragons special for these guys. And like, I think what I can get in a character that to an extent has, you know, like some of my personality and traits in a way that like makes me comfortable. I think that's kind of where I thrive.

That's what I enjoy the most about it. I imagine more on the production side for you for Dream SMP. Right, yeah. It's more creatively, you know, I always try to make the best out of it. And it's the way I saw it. You know, Dream SMP lore, it's a whole fucking, like, it's a treat, right? And there's branches all around and people do it the way they want to do it, right? And...

Each branch is a different kind of like it's a different perspective. Right. So I decided to give my own perspective to it.

But what I admire from you guys is everyone individually has these strengths. You have an amazing storytelling ability. You can sit in front of a camera, fucking say a story. I don't know if you remember, but we were in your apartment and you were telling me a story about how the fucking Tesla beep made a fart sound. Yeah.

Was laughing my ass off. He was just telling it. I was laughing I was laughing you have an amazing improv ability Anyways, let's move on I'm gonna tell you first off. You're tall You have an amazing you

You emit this energy, this vibe where you're just social with anyone, anywhere. You have this, like, I don't know if you're an extrovert, an introvert by nature. I'm a little bit of an extrovert, I'd say.

I wouldn't be able to guess it. You all have amazing attributes and amazing skills. For instance, you ran into Dream SMP. I'm like, this guy has an amazing improv ability. We're being buttered up right now. No, no, no. What are you buttering up? He's a massive fucking... I have a question. What the fuck do you want? Yeah, what's the catch here? Snow beef.

We'll get you some snow beef, but also, I'm not buying any timeshares. I'm not interested in this. But I think you all have incredible abilities and incredible skills. And, you know, Charlie was the one who got into the Dream SMP. I even asked you to be on, like, a Dream SMP lore thing.

type thing. But Charlie was a wonderful guy. Hey man, if you need any other people to throw themselves into the law. Hey, we did a bunch of improv when the Epic S&P was a thing. That was fun. We did, yeah. That was very, very fun. It's hard to...

That gave me a lot of respect for what you guys do on the Dream SMP because it's a lot to keep track of and have the energy and keep to the story necessarily because it's a very loose story. And because it's fucking Minecraft, so if you die, what do you say? Yeah, exactly. That wasn't kind of a coup and I reformed. Yeah, that happened to me on the Epic SMP where I had this whole thing planned for the void, this big hole in the ground, and then I was running into someone. Sometimes when you run into other people and they're not fully...

sort of aware of your story you might just like have sort of a conflict there and then I ended up doing this bit where they were trying to kill me and then I just threw myself into the void and I was like that's not what I was supposed to do that was literally a month early but I did that and it was like I had to like literally say on stream hey guys what I just did there not canon not part of it not part of it I think that's the thing that like in this stuff every time that I've been so I don't

Like streaming right? I don't know why or what it is I think I'd like having that creative control that comes with a video so like for me when I'm logged like even if I'm not recording or something when I log on to the SMP it's I don't like the divide between the you know like the this isn't canon disclaimer This is canon. I'm just mine. Yeah, I don't like that shit Yeah, and I think it's because like I think it's because I come from this background of like you know I do Dungeons and Dragons I play character for the whole time I don't

break character I will sometimes break character and say something like I'll fucking play my character and be like among us but like that's it right like yeah yeah and I think um

I don't know, there's something to be said for like, you know, you enter the fucking gamersphere and I'm gonna like, I'm gonna sort of play my character about it. I don't think of like a canon, you know, it's like what, I die and I'm like, I'm fucking goop, I reformed, right? We were doing the epic SMP stuff right at the end of like when you and I both pretty much stopped streaming and you were talking about how,

how you had just at that moment started doing the no face cam streams and how just that is freeing. So being able to just be present in another person's recording and being able to just do your bits, which Schlatt in particular has sort of mastered. - I just show up to shit. I don't do anything for myself.

I'll just like I just say yes to anyone who's like hey you want to do this bit yeah like yeah which is like such a fun thing to do because it's like you don't need to have any cameras on you you can just focus on just like elevating whatever that other person's oh it's so freeing yeah absolutely like that was that's sort of you know I feel like the Tommy videos I'm in or whatever

That's fun. And the reason I don't do face cam for the stuff for Dream SMP is because, again, I think it takes away from the fact that you're supposed to be a character. And I don't know. It's a very weird dissection of what's canon and what's not canon. And as soon as you need to say what's canon and what's not canon, to me the story becomes a lot less compelling because it's like, well, what's the way? Was that?

It's supposed to be a tense moment? I don't know. Or was he just a fucking creeper and he's not real right now? So, I don't know. I think the Dreamers and PSA whole has become so... so very planned because the fact of the matter is you cannot improvise things anymore. Because...

There is a whole story behind it. There's a whole it's like a tree, like I said, and there's different branches and it's a whole tree. And you can't fucking like stab the tree and be like, fuck the tree. I'm going to do my own thing is really planned. It's it's it has a big story to the point where you cannot, you know, improvise things. And no one knows what it is.

Exactly. I remember getting that fucking Google Doc. The script, yeah. Wilbur penned in for me, Shlet literally has a heart attack and dies. And I was like, fuck yeah. Let's do it. I can make it happen. Exactly. And it's all planned. I remember when I asked you during the elections thing, and a few people will know, but during the elections thing, I asked you, hey, vouch for me. Vouch for my presidency. You're like, sorry, Tommy already contacted.

And I gotta do it for him. I like fuck Fuck I was already booked You drinking a little too much Charlie. Yeah, I yeah something I do don't do that Yeah, and a lot of my characters an out-of-character. I am an alcoholic so that is

But to kind of conclude that topic, I'm a big fan of the storytelling that I'm able to tell in the Dream SMP because, like I said, I've come full circle. I started off my channel with fucking the end of Club Penguin and I'm doing big shit for an audience of 100,000 plus people.

So it's like, to me, it's like a dream come true. That's crazy too. Fucking 100K Andy, dude. Like, that's wild. What's it, what's, like, what's the fucking difference between, you know, I mean, you and a tomato, just kidding. Um,

It's because you know what it's like to stream at the lower numbers, I mean a couple thousand, which is still a very high number, obviously. But when it gets to that 100K zone, I feel like it's got to have some sort of metamorphosis it goes through where it's just like- You don't feel it. You don't feel it? You don't feel it. You're so concentrated- Do you feel anything anymore? You're so concentrated into what you're doing and the craft you have. It depends on-

difference there's a difference there's a difference between each and each individual person you know like some people say 100k fuck yeah like holy shit to me it's kind of crazy to me it's been like I don't

I don't feel it. You know, like you could say like, I could eat with fucking 100 people, 100,000 people, you would feel out of like a stadium. So it's the same production. It's essentially. Yeah, it's definitely healthy in one way too to like not really pay attention to that number because then if that number goes down or if that number goes up, then you feel like you have to act different and really you shouldn't. You should just keep doing it.

the core of what makes what you're doing good. I appreciate the fact that so many people are interested in what I do, and I think that's something I've maintained in myself for so long. It's like people are interested in what I do, whether it's fucking...

whether it's fucking discord talent shows or fucking Minecraft lore storytelling. I, I, I appreciate the fact that so many people are that interested in what I do that I'll keep doing it, you know? Um,

I get a lot of opinions. I have a large audience people say why did you reference me? I got a lot of pins from this But essentially it's like I have a large audience. I have a lot of people People have opinions Everyone has an opinion on you

And that's something you can't control. Yeah. That's something you're never going to be able to control. Yeah, you just got to let go, you know? Exactly. Some people say new Quackity is shit. He does his fucking dream. He's a dream side character, right? And people will have opinions and there's nothing I can do about it. So as long as I enjoy it and as long as I like what I'm doing, I'll keep doing it.

There's no other way around it, and I like what I'm doing even though to some people it's cringy It's like oh you're making stories for the day. It's like those people aren't you and it's like you're gonna Do you they can't control what that's just another you can't control them? I mean that's just sort of a factor of like this

I mean, I hate to say the word, but the parasocial kind of thing where it's like they view you. You said it. Take a shot. Take a shot. I'll take a shot. They view you. I enjoy doing what I like. Yeah. And having an audience that watches me for what I do is...

It, to me, is a blessing, honestly. Because I've done the end of Club Penguin and I got like 100 views for it. Right? Like, I did that shit when I was a kid. I didn't even know what a subscriber was. I did that as a kid. I was like, fucking the end of Club Penguin. No one gave a shit. Right? No one fucking cares. 100 viewers. They would now, though, if you posted it. You would probably be really psyched about it.

When the first video got 100 views. Exactly. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. So now that I'm able to create a story and challenge myself creatively in front of a large audience, I fucking love that shit. I love it. And I love including anyone that I can to, you know, to make the story work, to make, you know, to present to an audience that likes it. You, for instance, your character is amazing. The way you've presented your character is...

Fucking great. You've said it. I don't like Schlapp. I don't like Schlapp, but his character is really good. Yeah, I don't like Schlapp, but I also don't like his character. Exactly. But the way you present your character, it's really amazing. Ted, you're not in the Dream SMP, bud. I'm not in the Dream SMP. You're next, man. I make fucking commentary videos, man. But what I want to get to is the fact that

I enjoy what I'm doing, man. And, you know, peoples will say, fuck old, like, fuck new quackity. I loved old quackity. They will say that. They will. They will. 100%. You don't care. And you make a shit ton of money now. Boom! I don't even want to come across as, like, fucking faker. Like, I've been incredibly fucking blessed with...

a lifestyle. Me too, buddy. Yeah. You and me both. I've been incredibly blessed with a fucking lifestyle that I really enjoy, right? And I'm not gonna say, holy shit, no, I've never made anything from it. No, I have. I have. But I think at the end of the day, what comes secondary to what I do and what I enjoy doing

At the end of the day, it's money, it's to me... Survival? It sounds like the... Money power? It's like you put your work first, and then it's like if you can make money from that, then that's wonderful. But it's like what the core of it is. And I've seen so many fucking YouTubers, man, who said, Oh, yeah, I love my audience. Thank you so much for everything. Oh, you're going in.

Hold on. I am so blessed with the lifestyle that I live right now. And I fucking love it, man. I don't think I take for granted anything that I do.

I don't take for granted anything that I do because I enjoy what I do. If I was making fucking clickbait fucking videos every single day of my life. 3am challenge. 3am challenge. I met Casper the friendly ghost at 3am and he sucked off my mom. He was gonna fucking eat you. That shit, you went so far deep that would get like 10 views. But like that

That's the kind of thing I would make. Casper the friendly ghost gave me a knobber. Imagine you make those fucking 3am videos every day. Do you really enjoy what you do? Do you really enjoy the craft that you're creating? There's no fucking way. There's no fucking way, man. There's one time I come along and- Well, you have- Excuse you? You're making this shit that'll only make money for every day of your life. He's talking directly to you. It'll work. He's talking directly to you. He's talking directly to you.

And you should be ashamed of yourself. Am I your kitten? You don't do zoom-ins, you don't do a shake, and I fucking love what you do. I do zoom-ins. I do a lot of zoom-ins. I've seen a lot of your shit. The time when you got high and you told that story in front of the camera, that is an ability. That is an ability. That is not something you can get in front of the camera and just say, oh, this happened to me. It's an ability. I will argue, though, it is not

It's not a talent though. I would say it's an ability that everyone can learn. Like a talent is something that you have. - Guess what Ted, no one's gonna take the time to learn that ability. Not a lot of people. - So the perspective that's coming from is like when I first started doing the commentary videos in college. - Here we go. Jesus Christ.

What? That is so mean! When I first started doing it, my first video, commentary video, I was like, it was in like 2016 when like Instagram comedians were like all the rage to shit on. And I, yeah, and like I had such a hard time like getting across my jokes and like speaking well to the camera. It's like Charlie Brown, like he's in the class with the teacher. What? What?

Oh my god. I'm gonna say right now, I fucking hate commentary. I saw Ted's video on fucking getting high, and I was like, this is a good storytelling. Thank you. This is a good story to tell. And the person, even if you have a good fucking story, you have to have the ability to tell that story. My point is, it wasn't always like that. You have that. You have that.

You have that, personally. You guys both have that. I will say that is the... You have an amazing fucking improv ability. It's not the same, though. It's not the same. Charlie, you know how to tell a story. Charlie, I've told you. I've told you. In a way. I've told you. Your character knows nothing about the world.

That's it. That's all I've, the fucking, the fucking details I gave you. You get on stream, you're like, you make this whole fucking character out of you. Wait, wait, wait, okay. So here's what I will say. That's fucking insane to me. I understand what you're saying, Charlie, about like maybe it's like, it's a, can I say it?

Um, no. Yeah, yeah, you can. Yeah, well, what I want to say is that's the thing that I envy about you guys is, like, even off-camera, I know that weakest comedically is when I just need to tell a story of things that actually fucking happened to me. Right, and just kind of... And it's like, I finish it, and I'm like...

That's it. Hey! Yeah, what do we think? It's hard. You know, it's like, yeah, like Universal yesterday, like, this is gonna be fucking awesome. I'm gonna tell a story and it's like not gonna land. So we were in Minion World with all the minions, banana, and we were walking through and it had been like a rough day. I don't remember why. I was kind of exhausted for some reason.

Because it was just... It's like sensory overload. I was having fun, but I was having fun with a droopy face. It was. And that made you upset. Well, it made me... Okay, because... Because, I mean...

Shalott had skipped out on us because he was already totally exhausted. So it was like the only person I had left was Charlie and I wanted to make Charlie happy. I wanted him to have a good time at Universal. You were my last option. You were my last person that I had to make happy. And I guess Charlie must have just been exhausted from the whole previous week. So it was like whenever he wasn't like speaking. That's just my face. I know, but it-

It's like, like, I don't know what you want from me. Maybe it was droopier than normal or something like that, as you were literally just saying. Did he have a stroke or something? No, I mean... I think he was just like, when he was on, like, the escalator or something, he was, like, on the escalator, and he was like... It was... It's... I was like, are you okay? It's like, I mean...

I have that. I don't know. This is my fit. You know what I mean? It's resting bitch face. Here's the thing, Charlie, though. I also haven't seen you in a year and a half. So I don't know specifically. So you don't know my sadness. Well, I don't know specifically what those, I don't know your specific social cues. I know, and you wanted to so badly. I really did. What's going on? And I'm like, nothing.

I wanted you to be happy. I just wanted you to be happy. So anyway, he just wants me to be happy and I found something that would make me happy as we walked past the water park and we watched all these children joyfully playing in their fucking swimsuits or full clothes or whatever. And it made me realize I had this like headache coming on and I was like, I know exactly what would make me feel better is if I hold Ted's hand and walk fully

into this fucking water park. Fully clothed. Fully clothed. In and around the entire thing. Like, just weaving in and out of the kids through all of, like, the wettest things. And I don't know fucking why I thought it would make me happy. It made me happy. But it absolutely did. It's like one of those things where for some reason... And I was happy that he was happy. For some reason, for me, my joy is brought from, like,

Finding something that I absolutely should not do and then forcing myself to commit to it fully so like that was that happened twice I'm the exact same way. I I'm emotionless you know off-camera I don't if I'm happy I want to express it you know my brother over there. He is just I just I just turned over I said that's not true isn't he said and he said

- Kind of. - My brother over there, he complains a lot about the fact that I'm emotionless, right? If I'm happy,

I was feeling this the entire time. And that's something people don't see. The fireworks are happening inside, right? Exactly. You don't owe them anything. I'm fucking thrilled on the inside. But outside, you don't express it. And that's the way you were born. That's the way you are. You can't change that. You're a therapist. You can't change that. Charlie, if he's fucking happy and he's like this...

You can't tell him be fucking happy, dude. I know, and he would ask me, and I was like, I'm trying, like, I just turned on. Listen, I just, okay, I shouldn't get too much shit for this. I just wanted you to have a good time at Universal. Oh, no, yeah, I don't think you should. That makes sense. Okay, it's like, you should get the opposite of shit for it, because I appreciated it, for sure. You were checking in on me, and it was great, but then it was, like, also, like, when are

What did I do in my face? I will admit I did it a little bit too much. I should have just like calmed down and like chilled out for a second. Yeah, no, I was having a great time. Just to reassure you. One of the things that we did also because going off of the vein of like Charlie does something and he just commits to it and it's just like a thing. When we had finished our time. See how my story ended and like no one felt it? That's exactly what I mean. What are you talking about? That was a good story. No, but like you know what I mean, right?

Yeah, you didn't know. It wasn't memorable at all. Like, that's crazy. No, it was memorable. He was talking about... What even did I say? What did you do? I don't know. You went... You're literally lying. You got fucking wet? Like, what the hell? Yeah, wet? Okay. Yeah, fuck off. You know what I mean? Like, that's how I feel. So I think that you guys... Do you want to tell the story of what we did after? No, I don't. I just... No, don't. It won't be funny. I wanted to emphasize how based on the previous point that I... You told it well, though. I laughed.

In the middle of it. Yeah. Well, you laughed at the... Right? That's like, okay. Well, because it's a laugh at the end. You laugh in the middle of it and then I finish the story. Does every story have to have some huge punchline? Well, I don't know. Is that it? I don't know. Is this a lesson I need to learn? Maybe, I don't know. Maybe it is. Anyway, stories can be funny throughout and I think you did a very good job saying that story. I... Stop! But the final thing that we did after we'd had our corndog and we went on the...

Jurassic World ride for the final time There's from the lower lot to the top lot at Universal there is four sets of stairs I think that there's maybe over 300 steps on them Yeah, I also did go to the wettest part of the Jurassic World ride just because I thought it would be funny to be wet at night Yeah, it's a sick thing to do. And it was so fucking cold too. Oh it was! It was like a single drip of water was like misery. Um

But basically we had just eaten a corn dog. We had just gone on a ride and then we, and we were tired after a full day at Universal. And we decided, me and Charlie, we're like, we're going to do all the steps. We're going to climb up every single step. But not only that, we decided to go into it with two

two steps at a time pace. Running. Like, we're like going, "Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo." We went up the first one, we get onto the second one, and like, maybe like 15 steps in we realize, "Oh no, our thighs are starting to not work anymore." Like, our- our- our- the- the tendons in our muscles are breaking down. I was like- like so happily just in pain, like I was like, "We gotta do the whole thing!" Like, we committed to it! Yeah, and then we had to take a break at the next one.

More so me. Charlie's a little bit more in shape than me because he's a swimmer. He's a swimmer. He's got muscles. He's got abs. He's got abs, guys.

We, I mean we finished it. We kept going and it was like, Stop! What are you doing? And Shay was with us and the whole time she was taking the escalator the whole way and just like each time she would see us and we'd be like progressively more exhausted. And by the time we got to the top of all these steps, these like 350 steps, Charlie and I were both like, I felt like shit. We were like close to passing out like,

nauseous. We like shoved down fucking corn dogs in a churro and we were like, let's fucking go. Yeah, our strawberry shortcake churro that we thought was a really good idea to eat. A fan caught me as I was like, I had it like down my throat from your hand. Well, no. You were holding it and you were like, want a bite? I was like, yeah. Oh,

A fan walked up to us as I was feeding Charlie a churro. I was like, I'm so sorry you had to see that. And we were both double fisting snacks. Oh, I was double fisting corn dogs. I was like, imagine these are thumbs up. And I was like, they're corn dogs though. I mean, it was a very, very good time though. I'd say... I think that marks the...

Everyone has their own personality. Everyone has the only way they are. He's going to monologue again. I'm going to fucking monologue. I'm fucking doing it. He's going to milk it a little bit. Dude, he's monologuing. You're a certain way. You're a certain way. You're a certain way. But we all have abilities. A certain way.

What are you? What are you, Charlie? This is my thing is I quietly whisper jokes that I think are funny into the microphone while other people are talking. We're all connected at the end of the day in one way or another. We are. I think we're all in the same space. We're all in a society. Even though you have a different demographic, even though I have a different demographic, I think we're all going through the same exact thing. Okay.

As you mean as content creators? As content creators, yeah. I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that. But as content creators, we're all going through essentially the same thing.

So I think we all have abilities and we all have skills that pertain to each of our demographics. Right. So at the end of the day, not any of the story, we're just better and more special than anyone. And we make way more money than you. Absolutely. We barely have to work and it's all because of you. It's largely undeserved. They call us the talent in here. And I think it's fucking funny.

We have zero to no talent. You could be doing this right now. Essentially, Boroff is here, and he's the producer of this whole thing. He's the star of the show. He has to know how to work three separate cameras at the same time. He has to know how to import the data, how to mirror over separate external drives from each other, be able to upload that, be here on time, run the thing, run the sets, be able to rig up all of these lights to the speed rail up there.

And we're pieces of shit. We just say shit. We're pieces of shit. We just say fucking Among Us, Big Chungus, and that's all we do. You know what I mean? It's funny. That's funny. I got to laugh at a Borath. Borath, that's why you're back there, man. We love Borath, though. No, you're awesome. I want to ask something to each of you. Where do you think you're going?

Oh, cool. Just straight up like that. Hell. What do you think? Yeah. I was gonna say great. Alright, Charlie. I have a real answer. We're in the same zone. You, inevitably, whether you want to or not. Well, we're generally inedible except to cannibals. Anything is edible once. You've gone high. Too far. You've gone high thanks to... Where am I going? I'll tell you where I'm going. Oh boy. Right. Tomorrow I'm getting on a plane and leaving this shithole of a fucking city. That's it. That's it.

I'm going back to Austin. And what are you gonna do in Austin? I'm gonna spend time with the people I care about. What the fuck? This is so off-brand. And I'm gonna... It made me really uncomfortable. But there's the implication there that he doesn't care about us. Ah, there it is. There it is.

All three of us. Yeah. He doesn't give a shit. I'm just going to be on the plane ride. I'm going to be on JetBlue. I'm going to be hooked up to the free Wi-Fi that American Airlines still charges $19 for for just an hour. $19? Just an hour. Just one hour. It's $19.35 if you want the full fucking flight pass. How have you found a way to make it about this?

But with JetBlue, it's complimentary and you just sign in. You put in your name and then the email. It's probably JetBlue's from New York. It's a quality brand. Fuck it. Are you happy with what you're doing right now? And I'll be on the plane and I'll be smiling because I'll be leaving this fucking shithole. He's happy leaving fucking... There was a fucking... That's it? That's fair? We walked out of our hotel and a guy... We walked out of our hotel that was...

Above a nightclub. Above a nightclub. That's what I heard from 8 p.m. to fucking 2 in the morning. My bed had rumble. It was worth it.

It was like a dual shock controller we were laying on. And we walk outside. That was funny. In the fucking, in the morning, we're like ready to start this great new day. We both got terrible sleeps, but it's getting better. A fucking homeless guy is throwing CO2 canisters at us. I didn't hear about this. The second we walk outside, he's throwing CO2 canisters at us. Literally? Did he hit? Yes! No, he was hitting the door.

He was hitting the payphone, and it was making a loud metal clang. And I knew, because we had to walk by him in a way that he would be throwing it. He was throwing them. Yeah. I was like, okay, if I feel a sharp pain behind me, I'll know what it is. Skimming right by us. And I was like, Charlie...

That's what you put in airsoft guns. You see that right? You load those up. You have a gas blowback airsoft pistol. You load that right into the magazine and you twist it and then the gun has power. Wait a second. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, he could have been throwing whippets at you. That's true. He could have. He could have. I think it was whippets. And you know what they do? I thought I was in Britain for a second. I don't think people are just huffing CO2 canisters. Because there's a little CO2 cartridge. I think it's whippets.

No, it's Whippets. So what are you gonna- where do you see yourself again? Oh, Austin. Austin. Texas. Not in Los Angeles. Are you happy with what you do right now? I fucking love leaving Los Angeles. That's it. That's fucking it. You love the feeling of leaving Los Angeles? I love the feeling of departing. Leaving Ted? Ted and everybody else. All the terrible people that call this place their home. Fucking Pokeymane. Uh...

Hassan. Yeah, Hassan. You can just name everyone who came on the podcast. William Osmond, Eddie Burback. Ethan. Jaden. Crank Gameplays. Everyone. Jaden, Matt Watson. Jaden Animations, Matt Watson, Ryan McGee. Aaron Hansen. Oh, right. I forgot about that guy. What?

But it's like everything in this city is so just like terrible and I hate all of it. And whenever I leave and go back home, I just feel this overwhelming sense of happiness. So it's funny because this isn't like an exaggeration. I mean, he has been an absolute...

I love the podcast recordings. I have a fantastic time. As long as I have my caffeine, I'm doing fantastic. You know what I do every morning with you? You will come out onto the street. We will both have slept or whatever. We'll meet in the lobby or outside or whatever it is. And I'll look at you and you won't fucking say anything. And I turn to the side and I'm like, how was your night? And he's like, well, I'll tell you about my night.

Everything else has been just absolutely- The fucking floor was like a dual shot controller. Every fucking thing else besides the podcast recordings has been dog shit. Everything else. The food has been nice. The food is okay. I have been doing a crack job of finding places that Schlatt would enjoy at dinner. I took him to sushi for the first time. He liked it. I like the sushi. Just feed him some. Just feed me the snow beef. That's it. That's it.

It's been definitely, I think we've learned a lot this week on what will work and what will not. So I think that it was helpful and constructive. Pull it together. Are you feeling better? It's almost over, Schlatt. Pull it together, you little rascal. I'll just step out the door. We put you in the middle for a reason. Yeah.

You kept your funny juices on for a lot longer than you normally do, though. So that's been impressive. Yeah, I did. It's just the caffeine. You replaced your funny juices about halfway through the week with Monster Entertainment. Do you replace your funny juices with something else? My funny juices? My funny juice?

I'm here. Okay, so it's fading now. You enjoy my presence right now. Yeah. There you go. I like your presence. You've been wonderful too and you are so more philosophical than I expected you to be. I feel like we got Socrates on the goddamn podcast today. I just, I just, I genuinely like to figure out how everyone thinks.

And you guys are people I've met, I've known for many years. So might as well, you know, fucking find out. I'll keep it going then. I'll keep it going. Um, there you go. Where are you going? Where are you going? Where am I going? Um,

I'm going home as well, and I'm gonna sleep. I didn't hate LA as much as you did, but I will say LA, I can never live here. It's too much. Fuck Los Angeles. Terrible people. For me, it's just sensory overload. You know what I mean? It's just too much stimulation. My ideal place where I want to be is...

Secure enough that I can... Borf, we're doing everything in the valley next time. We're doing everything in the valley. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, well... Yes, we did the first day I was here. I took him to Hugo's Tacos over in Atwar Village. Have you had it? We got a so-so from Borf.

Um, yeah, no, where I want to be is, um, I still want to be doing the D and D show. I really hope to meet eventually some of the guys, like I want to sort of, uh, crawl inside the mind of some like DM people like, uh, like Brennan Lee Mulligan. I really like, um, he's super funny. Uh, and I think, uh, I think the answer really is, you know, I want to carve out at least a piece of the internet. Yeah.

I'll be happy with that. I'm happy with it right now. And then I want to do, you know, I like what I do now. I think I could see myself doing video essays and sort of improv based entertainment stuff and this sort of thing. So I think ideally, you know, like I'll just be making stuff that makes me creatively fulfilled, spending a month in a cave and then putting out shit I like and nothing else.

That's the one thing we've talked about. That's the one thing I'm so jealous of your ability to do to just, I mean, and you kind of view it as a curse in many ways. Yes. But I am, as someone who just kind of has a very adept ability to just not focus on all the things I need to do for long periods of time. We both want those traits. We want...

what each other have and I feel like we should do some sort of maybe visit a witch of some sort. - Maybe a brainstorm or a brain swap. - Kinda do like I'll take your left side of your brain, you give me your left. - Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm very one track with stuff. - I hope you guys have a great fucking podcast. - What if you locked lips?

Are we kissed? Yeah, we could be like Dementors and we could suck our souls out. Dementors. Oh, that's fun. That's a fun story. I wasn't sure if we were going to say it. No, it's okay. I'm great at telling stories. Guys, we went to Universal and we went on the Harry Potter ride and we went on the Harry Potter ride and we got in the Harry Potter thing and Hermione Granger went fucking...

Expelliarmus or whatever. And then we flew up into it and we were going all around and there's the whomping willow and we didn't get whomped because if they got whomped, then the place would be sued. And then we kept going and we saw a screen and there was Harry Potter and he was playing Quidditch and he went through the castle. And then all of a sudden. No. And then we went through another one and then it,

Yeah, yeah. And then, no, okay, so then after that. Okay, so after this, no guys, I'm getting the skill. I feel like this is artificial, what you're doing. No, this is great. This has got to be artificial, what you're doing. Well, we went into the Dementor part. Why am I fucking calling him Dementor? Thank you. I'm going into, we're going to the Dementor part, and as soon as we're on a screen, Harry's like, Blimey, look out! Dementors!

"Hunters!" And then the thing swoops up to the screen, starts to suck out our soul, and the second it fucking hits the camera, the whole ride just stops. Instantly. The whole ride stops. Music, everything. We just hear like muffled over the chatter. Oh, no idea what they're saying. No idea what they're saying. Just in silence.

And then it picks up again, but the screen doesn't restart and the music doesn't restart and we go into the Dementor Land and it's just all of them like *roars* and there's fucking no music. Silence. Fucking silence. Just like coming out of the shadows. Animatronics coming towards us just terrifying. Screaming at us. The scary part of the ride. Yeah, just absolute fucking silence. And it was my favorite part of the ride. It was great. It was a good part. I mean, I think my favorite part was like waiting there in silence and then turning to you and saying, "You know,

When this ride starts back up, that screen's gonna turn on and it's gonna be a Dementor there. And it's gonna be sucking our fucking soul out. And it's gonna be sucking our- sucking our- our big, big, big cock. Yeah, so there I am with like three quarters of a soul sitting in there. Huh? Hm? What? You're excused. Oh, thank you. Remember, we were sitting in line just like making shitty jokes and we're like, "Blimey, a Dementor's sucking me off!" It was like, "What the fuck is this?" "Dementor." I did- I did- I did, "Oi, bruv." "Me- me brother."

"Storlie got sucked off by a Dementor on the other day." And he was just doing this like, nice non-existent fucking character. "Close a blimey time, I'll tell you what." And then I- yeah, it's, uh, fucking, "Dobby has a cock and it's being sucked by a Dementor!" That's that one, that's pretty good. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah, so, um, um... Uh, Ted, where do you see yourself?

Let's go. What's next for you? I mean, I'm just gonna keep... I mean, really with the idea of what next is, just post videos more and then also do more film stuff. More film world stuff I want to shoot and direct music videos and films and utilize my E-list fame for such endeavors. I think it'd be very fun. Love being on set. Love being here. Love Boroff.

And yeah, I mean, it's tough because with this sort of business, it's really hard to determine where you're going in the future and what's in your future. So you just kind of have to hold on to like, what is something you're interested in doing? And then maybe if that opportunity comes up, then okay, you can act on it. Yeah.

But I don't know. It's hard. It's very, very hard to determine, you know, where you're going to go. People's interests change over time, too. So but I'm very, very happy where I am right now that I get to do this wonderful podcast with these two wonderful, extremely funny friends of mine. So, yeah.

Wait a second. Two. Maybe he's talking about like Alex. Yeah, because you don't you're not good at telling stories. So I feel like we have a story. All right. What? Where are you going? Your original question you asked us if this was like

Six months ago the answer quackity would give is I'm going back to Mexico for my dentist appointment I would travel a lot I would travel a lot for my dentist appointment This fucker I'm done man The old It's gone It's gone Wow Get those chompers The chompers are clean man It was always I'm going back I'm going to a different country Ha ha ha

Just for the dentist. Fucking everything health related here is expensive as hell. That's true. How do you guys live with that? That's... We... You don't. You don't. I'm not 26 yet, so I don't really have a deal plan. Still on the parents' plan. Still on the parents' plan. Very good.

Sorry, boy. Listen, man, I'll go where everything takes me, where my creativity takes me, and where my brain takes me. Ryan, you think maybe two years ago I would predict a fucking Minecraft roleplay server to do what I'm doing right now. I would have never. No, because Minecraft was dead at the time three years ago. Exactly. Two years ago? So I don't... More dead than it is now. Two years ago I made a tribute to Minecraft.

Yeah, because you thought it was dead. Yeah, I did. That outro song you used? Fucking used it so many times. You know, it's funny. It's funny, and this is something no one ever wants to admit or will admit. Oh. But if you look at Google Trends for Minecraft, the exact month and year I uploaded a tribute to Minecraft was the lowest point Minecraft had ever been.

And it started rising and didn't stop since. So I basically brought back Minecraft. You made the Dream SMP. I did. You made the Dream SMP. Yeah, I did. And let's talk about, actually, let's go and talk about the new lore I'm planning for my character on the Dream SMP. Okay. I would do lore with you on the Dream SMP. You want to? Yeah, let's do it. That sounds fun. Let's think of a plot. I think I canonically have your bones.

That's true. So you put my bones... I canonically ate your heart. Really? That's true. Yes.

So how are we going to do this? You gotta grind his bones up into a powder and release it into a fire. And then from the fire you will emerge. I was gonna say, I'll let you on my setup and you live vicariously through me when I have your bones. You know, last time, for you and Laura, it was a thing where we made a bet. And depending on that bet, you were brought back to life or not. Was I? Yeah.

Who knows? Oh, my goodness. Did I win the bet? Did you win the bet? Maybe I won the bet. Who knows? Maybe it's time to reveal to everyone on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast that I actually won the bet. And the last couple months have just been me planning this. What is your first line going to be when you come back on the Dream? What's up, bitches? Don't.

My first line on the Dream SMP. You don't want to ask him that. No, I don't. My first line on the Dream SMP. That's very risky. When I rise from the ashes, I'm going to look at the camera and I'm going to say, it's time to do something funny. Like the Joker. Yeah. Do you relate to the Joker shot? What's funny to you, though? What's funny? That's a real question. What's funny to me?

I'm going to stop you right there. I'm going to stop you right there. So, I mean, did you really give a full answer or was it more of like a... In terms of what? Yeah, was that answer real? No. I agree with Charlie on that. I've quite literally gone through five...

change phases throughout my whole entire career right so whatever phase whatever takes me next in terms of that you know different phase because I'm not going to be on the Dream SMP for my entire life what huh I'm sorry excuse me

I've got to come clean. I can't wait for you to trend when this episode comes out. Things are going to change. I'm changing as a human being. I got it. You leave. Okay. I come in. Oh. That's where I step in. You replace me. I replace you. You replace me. I run less Nevadas.

People are going to love that so much. They're going to love that so much. The Dream SMP is about to get a lot funnier. Our relationship is going to be so wholesome. A thousand times funnier. A thousand times funnier. Jay Schlatt makes the Dream SMP a thousand times funnier. You know how many people would shit their fucking pants if they saw that title? That'd be so funny. Just like out of sheer fear. So we are reaching towards the end of our podcast time for sure, but

Before we let you go, I mean, every time we have a guest on. Oh, yeah. We have this thing, you know, that I'm sure you know quite well. We have a little question. Okay. Some noise in the background. What the fuck? That's so unprofessional. That is so unprofessional. Jesus Christ. Quackity, would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or would you rather have games, unlimited games? Unlimited games.

But no games. I'm not. Listen, I was born and raised in Mexico. Listen to the question or be forever lost. Are you monologuing again? Oh, no, no, no. Go ahead. Go ahead. I asked you the question. What's the question? I want to do it. Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games? Unlimited games. Unlimited games. But no games. No games. 60, 59, 58, 57.

I have every morning a ham sandwich with mayo, lettuce, tomato, and bacon. And I don't think I'll ever be able to replace that. That. 42.

I don't think I'll ever be able to replace bacon in my morning routine. No. So you're going with unlimited bacon? Fuck Minecraft. Fuck everything else. Whaaat?! I'll have bacon for the rest of my fucking life.

Wow. Wow. Okay. Jesus Christ bit of a cop-out pussy answer Bit of a cop-out pussy answer. I agree with you, Schlatt. Thank you so much Quackity for joining us. I enjoy my fucking sandwiches in the morning. On the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast. No one can change shit from it. But before we let you go we want to uh to roll out the red carpet for you here this camera this camera this camera There's one there and there's one there

That camera. That camera. That camera. There's a camera hiding west. We got that timer. I've got this camera right down here. Cup. Cup. You can look. Tell everyone what you got going on. Spider. Boroff will be pointing to the camera you need to address. Okay. This one or the... You point at that one first. Where can people find you? People can find me at Quackity. My name is Quackity. Dude. My name...

With a little bit of anticipation, there you go. People can find me at Quackity. All my socials are Quackity. And I do whatever I fucking want for... I figure out whatever I want and what I want to do, I'll do it.

Follow me at Quackity at all socials. Are there any projects, any new things you got going on? Mind your own business. Okay. All right, let's go. Holy shit. All right. Okay. Thanks so much to Quackity. I appreciate it. Thank you guys for inviting me. That was Chuckle Week. Yeah, that was Chuckle Week, everyone. Chuckle Week. Thanks so much for joining us on Chuckle Week. This is probably...

Depending on how we release this, this could be like two months down the line since we ended Chuckle Week. Like three. Or four, maybe. Maybe two and a half months down the line. It's finally time. Fuck you, Punky Mane. Fuck you. Don't say that. Did you guys not get along? Why are you guys ending it? No, we're ending it because it's finally time for Fuckle Week. Fuckle Week!

Fuck you later