Ted & Tucker's Solar Eclipse Catastrophe
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What's going on? We're waiting on Ted. We're always waiting on Ted. I know, but it's 15 minutes and you'd think he'd be here by now. You'd think, but you know how it is. Usually he's only like 5 or 10 minutes late. I wouldn't think that we'd have to be just sitting here dick in hand. Dick in hand, yeah. At least a message or something. I mean, we film these at night. You'd think he'd be awake at least. Well, well, well, Tucker, what do we have here? What? You're not supposed to be here. Oh, but I

But I am, Tucker, but I am. That's crazy. Ted is in Tucker's apartment right now. Hello, Schlatt. Hey, Ted. I'm here in Tucker's setup. Why? I'm actually here to deliver something. It's happening. You're not going to like what's about to happen. What did you guys plan? Tucker, give me your wrist. Oh, my God. The bracelet ceremony. Here we go. I got to say, man, this is disappointing to see.

This is him rubbing off on you. You know he's rubbing off on you right now. He's about to be rubbing me off. I hate seeing Ted rub off on people. Here we go. Come on. Here we go. Here we go. Yes! Yes! It happened! Oh my God. Oh. Whoa. It happened. We did it. And just like that, Schlatt, Tucker has been christened

With a little bit of bling. He converted him. My cheeks are like wet now. Oh, I'm a sloppy guy. Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich. I don't know what's going on. Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich, everybody. They didn't tell me this was happening. Yeah. And apparently Ted is just in...

In Tucker's apartment today. I'm just in his setup. And you want to hear something crazy? My setup is still there. Really? My setup is still there. The... Okay, your house? We'll cut to it right now. Can we pan to that? Yeah, cut to that. It's just... Oh my God. Yeah. It's going right now. Empty. It's going and it's...

That's just kind of how it is, you know? But, yeah, no, I came here to Chris and Tucker, but also I came because out here is where the path of the eclipse. Here is a relative term. Yeah, here is not. We had a hell of a journey.

From this launching point. To see the totality, huh? Yeah. So did you come? Okay. We got to set the record straight here. Ted. Yeah. Tucker, can you take off your headphones for a second? Yeah, I can do that. Ted, we've had problems with Tucker's punctuality and certain other issues we've talked through. Yeah. Are you here to...

Fix that and address that with him or was this a buddy buddy trip to see fucking fire moon? Um, it was definitely what you just mentioned that Tucker hasn't heard you say guys under that second thing you just said Um, so I've been doing a little bit. Hey, come on. No eating on the job, dude Come on, no eating on the job. That's never been a rule before Well it is now

Yeah, no, but I've been looking around. I mean, you know, and to be frank with you, there's a lot of things that are a little bit concerning. Tucker, you can put your headphones back on. Tucker, what's going on here? You have weapons of mass destruction on your table, littered across your table. That's got to be illegal. He's got this. That was a gift from you. What do you mean? I don't understand what you're saying. And so is that one. What's that, a little toy fighter jet? That's incredibly silly thing. It's an F-4 Phantom.

A toy on your desk. I didn't know you still played with little toys. Not only that, he's got merch from other businesses currently. The Krusty Krab hat. Yeah, yeah. This is... Interesting. This is concerning to say the least. In fact, I believe it's in your contract that you're only allowed to wear Chuckle Sandwich merch, and you don't actually seem to be wearing your staff shirt right now, which is actually a little bit concerning. This is embarrassing. It's interesting.

Yeah, I mean, his house is in a mess. I mean, you know, I would have in my place. I would have been have, you know, bleached my floors in preparation for my arrival. But I did that. What are you talking about? I smelled it. I'll tell you what it smelled like. It smelled like cat piss when I was walking through the hallway up in here. And and I was like, he doesn't even own a cat. How is that possible?

You'd think how could that smell even happen? Even this. Look at this. No, no, no. Look at this. He's got totems to pedophiles it looks like basically. Totems to pedophiles? That's a piggy bank. Yeah, this looks like a totem to a pedophile if I had it. What else could you call this? I don't know. That's some weeb shit. Yeah. That's some weeb shit. That's got to be some weeb shit. I've been in your kitchen. Fair enough.

But yeah, other than that, you know, he's scoring pretty low right now. There's definitely going to be a write up happening as I leave. But he's doing his best to make up for it. OK, but yeah, I mean, in other news, we did you know, we did go to the we did go to the totality, the total solar eclipse of the sun. Nice. That's fun. What were you doing for the eclipse? I was sitting here.

And then once it, yeah. And then once it came over, I looked outside through your window. You didn't even go out. Like, did you not even physically go outside? You're just like, ah, I didn't even have the, I didn't even need the glasses. You looked at it. You looked at it raw. What are you talking? It was, it's safe to in totality. Oh, okay. So you saw that totality. Yeah. So it went over Austin, dude.

Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah. Yeah, no, it did cross over. You think I had to drive five hours? Yeah, I guess not. Oh, yeah. You think we only drove five hours? How many hours did you drive to see it? So we wake up at seven. We're on the road at 730 in the morning. We know that we have a lot of drive. Originally, we were going to drive to Rochester, New York.

It's like two hours. Yeah. Who would have guessed all of New York state was cloudy? Yeah. The whole state of New York. And I kind of knew this was going to happen when I was, when I was coming out here, I was like, what are the odds in New York? Like, you know, I went, spent four years at Ithaca. I know what it's like in, in, in April. It's cloudy and miserable. Yeah. Pretty much all the time. And it's like, well, this is a cosmic event. I need to be able to see the sky for this. Really taking a risk.

on the next 20 years of American eclipses, of which there are none, until like 2042 or whatever to go out to New York. So yeah, we're looking at this cloud map thing, and it's like all of New York basically is 60% to 80% cloud cover, which is like, that doesn't sound good. And I don't know if you saw, excuse me. You're fucked.

I don't know if you saw this, but there was a post by someone on Twitter and we can put it in. Emma can put this on screen right now. We can find it. Uh,

where it's like a map, one of those, you know, cool, it's like stat porn, you know, something you'd see on stat porn, r slash stat porn or whatever. And it's like a map of the pathway of the totality. And it's a Monday that it happens, right? So like people aren't getting Airbnbs on Monday, but it's a map of like all the booked Airbnbs across the country. Right, yeah, I saw that. And all the dots are along the totality. Yeah, no, it was really...

And I think, personally, because I've seen the last eclipse in 2017 in North Carolina, I saw it. And in my experience, booking something in advance, for an eclipse, especially when you're relying on the clouds, you've got to be mobile. You've got to be like a nomad in order to see it. It's sort of like...

nomadic sort of event anyways. I feel like it's an event only deserving of nomads, you know? So you looked at the map, you saw there are clouds in New York. Did you drive like into Pennsylvania? We decided, you know what? Let's keep going east.

So we decided you found it East. We now we're going, we've adjusted it. Now we're going to Burlington, Vermont. Ted, the clouds move. They were quite literally running them yesterday. Well, cause the other option was like, okay, so it goes like this across the country, right? Our only option was East. Cause like the, the closest like ending of clouds going to the West was like, yeah,

Like, past halfway through Ohio. So it would have been more driving going the other way. Well, actually, it would have been about... Without traffic, it would have been about the same. Don't tell me that. Um...

And so we're now, we've adjusted our new location to Burlington, Vermont. Okay. So now we've got a six and a half hour drive on our day and we're driving. And yeah, no, it was long and we're driving and we're going there. Just there. Just there. Yeah. Well, and then we adjusted. Yeah. Well, as we're driving there, it's like,

Tucker's real nervous as we're driving there too. He's like looking for any sign of like the eclipse traffic, you know, where he's like, he's looking at the license plates and he's like, oh, that guy's from Florida. He shouldn't be here. Maybe he's traveling. Yeah.

But it wasn't until we saw a car, and we can put this on screen because I have the video, but a car where it's like two, an old couple, and they've got like that fucking grease marker on the back of their car, and it says Eclipse Bound on the back. So we started getting the fanatics. And yeah, no, the traffic started like increasing a little bit. But it was never bad going up. Oh, it wasn't bad going up. It was never bad. It was busy, but it was never slow. Like it was never traffic. Yeah. And once we were getting closer to Burlington, and we started seeing the updated map, and I was like, oh, look.

Burlington's now going to be 60% to 80% cloudy. We got to keep going fucking east, baby. So I chose a town that's right where it opens on the map to 0% to 20% cloud cover. Newport, Vermont. It's like literally in the upper right-hand corner of Vermont. It almost touches like New Hampshire and Canada. Yeah, it's like the top half of New Hampshire or like pretty much getting towards Maine. And so we're driving there. And at this point, it's like we're...

We're riding it close. Like the eclipse is at the eclipse is at three 30. We were going to get to where we were going to go at two or at, at, at three. Uh,

So it got to a point where we just started looking at little areas because people started setting up. You'd see like an old guy sitting back in his chair like this. Glasses on, staring at the sun. Once the partial eclipse started, you know. Not moving. And then eventually we just chose like a little dirt pathway where some other people had set up. Definitely some private farms rode. They were pissed that we were all there. Oh, yeah. There was... Tell me... Say the thing that...

You were talking about the blue-collar opinion of the eclipse. Oh, yeah. I was getting the vibe the past week or two weeks about the eclipse. Kind of like as if the blue-collar kind of red-pilled the men of America. We're kind of like, fuck this goddamn eclipse.

I don't even know Eclipse. This is for the kids. Yeah, like they're the people that just like they sit in there like, what? Like your dad, who's like an electrician, is just like, what the fuck is this shit? I ain't traveled for that. Yeah. Like, you know, just like pissed about it for no reason. Yeah. I wouldn't drive seven hours to see it. I think it's cool.

But I'm 24, you know? Right. That's crazy. You're getting so old. I got time left on this planet, man. I'm not trying to lose an entire day to see some rock. You know what I'm saying? Some rock? More than a rock. I mean, I've been lucky because it was literally right over me. Yeah. So I had to walk outside and then look at it. Yeah, that's the romantic, like the nice and easy. That's like the perfect one for you, too. Yeah.

Easy, man. But yeah, I mean the eclipse happened. Tucker had never seen it before. I'd seen one before. Oh yeah. I was blessed. It was cool too because we were in a pretty snowy area. So it was like when the temperature by J peak, cause like the, the, the,

the light, it gets dimmer, you know, like it's, it starts to get, I mean, if you like, it's like somebody like turned down, it's like somebody turned down the dimmers. Dim dimming is really the word for it because every, you can still see the shadows and stuff. So it was just a very weird, it's not actually get, it's not getting darker. It's just getting dimmer. Yeah. I think that's the same thing though.

No, no. It's darker. It's not the same as getting dimmer. This is like, hey, we're taking the sun. We're putting it at 20% volume. Yeah. Power. Okay. All right. I don't know if I buy that, but I'm on board. No, I think you're a little too blue-collared to understand what we're saying. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, you might be right. You might be right, yeah. I got to say, though, very...

I wouldn't have, if I didn't get lucky, I wouldn't have done it, but holy shit, that was cool. It was cool. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's one of those things where when it hit,

you wonder yourself if you're like what the fuck were people gonna do with their self after they after they saw it's affecting me in this way like emotionally and visually i think you had a tear coming down that was just because it was fucking cold out dude that was oh yeah you were looking at the fucking sun for for an hour straight i was messing with my camera too and i was like trying to get the focus right and it was cold my fingers started to hurt a little bit because it was like every minute that the eclipse was getting closer it was like yeah the wind because when the

the wind started coming through too as the eclipse happened too. I mean, it was like,

Go to your happy place for a happy price.

All those aspects, like the cold draft that comes through when the shadow comes over, and also the fact that the moon blocks out the sun, is like a lot of little...

like stage effects that would make any ancient human believe like, oh, okay, they're pissed right now. We're done. We're done here, you know. Oh, but in reality... We should probably sacrifice something. Yeah, we... Probably go throw some pregnant woman off the mountain. Everybody cut your balls off right now. How often do you think... Dude, that'd be crazy. Everyone's just like...

All those who happened to be holding the knife at the time. Yeah. You ever think about like when it came for societies that had to sacrifice people, they probably chose the least liked guy. Okay. Timeout. Interesting word had to.

What do you mean had to sacrifice people? Son turned black. Some guy was like, hey, get my firstborn daughter. He doesn't make the right choice. Well, I don't think it would be the firstborn daughter. I think it genuinely, if we, because people can't, if you see old colorized videos of like people in the 1800s or late 1800s, you know how you look at them and then you're like, oh shit, they're actually just like acting like us. Like,

Like you go all the way back further. It's like, you gotta know that people who are like in, in societies, ancient societies that sacrifice people are also like doing stupid shit. They're getting drunk with their buddies. Like they're, they're like smack, they're smashing clay pots on ladies houses to do a prank on her. And those same guys are also the ones where they're like, when the priest comes in, like we got to sacrifice someone. They're like,

Well, Derek's kind of pissing us off lately. Maybe we should fucking get rid of Derek. Because they definitely have that guy where he's like, hello, friends, and they're like,

*Groans* It's Derek, it's Derek. Oh, and they're trying to like- They're like, "Ah, we should probably get back to work." Yeah, we should probably get back to toiling on the fields, dude. I don't know. Are you guys going to the celebration of the sun later? Oh, yeah, no, we might make it, though. We'll let you know. Yeah, no, they're definitely- they were sacrificing the least socially liked people, without a doubt. Dude, we're way off track.

Well, yeah, but this is our only topic for the podcast that we can think of, so we need sidebars to make it last. After the eclipse had hit, though. Three minutes later. Let me ask you a question, Schlatt. I'll put on my glasses to answer you. And this is a real toughie, too. What do you think everyone who drove up to the eclipse is going to do after the eclipse is over? Drive back home, probably. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. All at the same time. Everyone showed up at different times, different levels of preparation, but everyone, for everyone, the eclipse ends at the same time, which means that everyone is leaving at the same time. And it could not have been any, like, I don't think it could have been a worse traffic situation. I don't think I've ever seen a traffic situation like that. No. Tucker kept repeating, well, you can tell me, say what you kept repeating all

Well, we were in Vermont. I think that is the worst traffic Vermont has ever or will ever see again in history. Without fail, he said that the same way every time he says it. Every time. I said it all day yesterday. Well, Vermont's also got like one lane. Yeah, yeah, I know. You're damn right it does. Like there's nothing going on up there. Across the entire state, there's like three roads down. Yeah, because I think there's like mountains. There are mountains. I think there's like mountains. I think there's like a couple of mountains.

Yeah, yeah. So anyway, we were at the Eclipse for a half hour maybe. Yeah, we got on the road, drove down the road for like two minutes. Boom, traffic immediately. We're talking like a country bumpkin fucking road in Vermont where no one, like you'd probably see like one car every hour. Yeah. And like...

It's bumper to bumper. We're stuck there. We're like, shit, what are we doing? It was bumper to bumper from that point at almost Canada to the bottom of Vermont. Yeah, and our first thing was like, okay, well, maybe we'll go to a restaurant and try to wait out the traffic. Booked, no tables, no wait list. Yeah, they were reserved the whole night.

We eventually found a restaurant. We camped out there for an hour and a half or something like that. We're back on the road, same traffic, dude. Still going. We were on the road from the time that we left to the time that like 3.30 hit when the eclipse was over, so we're leaving, to the time that we got back. Assuming that we're in traffic and on the road that whole time, we were on the road minus the time we were at dinner, I guess, for 12 hours.

Oh my god. Just for three minutes. A minute of darkness? But it was worth it. Was it worth it? It was worth it. Black Sun. Black Sun. The day of the Black Sun. Yeah, we got up at six and we went to bed at four. Yeah. And we were moving the whole time. We were almost awake for 24 hours. Yeah, it was a journey. Dude, my dad's pissed. He hates the fact that we did that.

Why? He hates long... Oh, is he one of them? Wait, one of what? He's one of the blue collar that hates... Oh, maybe a little bit, yeah. He's a... He is blue collar. No, well, he hates long drives. Like, getting him to drive more than two hours is like pulling teeth. He just can't fathom it. He's like a European. Yeah, yeah. I called him today. I said, hey, did you see the partial eclipse? He's like, yeah, I saw it. I saw it. It was pretty cool. I was like, oh, did you have the glasses? And he was like, no.

I was like, something ain't adding up here. Dad's looking at the picture of Trump, like, staring at the fucking sun. It doesn't look like anything until the fucking total thing happens. You need the UV filter, otherwise you're just literally looking into the sun. You know the best way to look at it without glasses is take a quick peek and then close your eyes, because you'll see it.

Have you not done it? Well, I'm not. Surely I've done it. He's got some blue collar in him. He's a hybrid. I did it yesterday and I had the glasses. I just, I don't know what happened. But yeah, you can look at it and then if you close your eyes, you can see it clear as day. Wow. It's like as, it's, I probably shouldn't be telling you that. You know that that's you burning your retinas, right? No, I know. I know. I didn't mean to. I just...

It all happened so fast. Next time we got Mr. Sark on, we got to ask him about looking at the sun. Yeah? Yeah. Just throw this out there. Sprinkle it in next time you're talking to the dude. Just sprinkle in whore alley.

So how do we, how do we, my question for you is how do we work in the words looking into the sun and whore alley? Yeah, no, I was over in LA back in, I think like whore alley or something. I decided I feel like I need to look into the sun. It is in LA. It is. Is it really? Yeah. He can tell you all about whore alley in LA. Tucker's looking up whore alley. This isn't a, I don't think there's a real thing. Oh, it's first thing comes from r slash Sark. So yeah.

Oh, it is in LA. Yeah, it's the street behind the old Machinima warehouse where they used to film the respawns and they had a bit where they used to just look at the sun and see who could do it the longest. That's really funny. Who would just burn their retinas and hate.

Sark got to see it too. Or Ali. I'm going to text him about it right now, actually. But yeah, no, we traveled really far and long and hard. But I took a photo. I'll edit the photo. Because there's only three minutes. It's actually twice as long as the last one, Schlatt. It's only three minutes to watch the eclipse. Uh-huh.

I decided it would be worth my time to take at least a portion of that pie out for content, though. I don't know if you saw I looked at Twitter or you saw my TikTok. Yes, I did. I see those every single time. They do so well. They do so well. Every single time. And I don't know why, but people just like seeing me do a little jig, dude.

You know what people don't like seeing is when your friends are with you and the eclipse is about to happen. There's people with their kids. There's old people never seen it before. There's people around. And your influencer buddy is setting up his phone to do a TikTok dance as soon as the black sun happens.

That's the side of it that people aren't seeing. And me and my wife are like, oh, geez, are people looking at us? And then you hear it. Then you hear it. Like everyone's around. It's quiet. Well, they weren't looking. They weren't paying attention to me. We're at least 50 meters away from them. No, the thing is, too.

You'll notice that that video... I heard that song, that bit, probably 300 times yesterday. As Ted's editing on his phone in the back of the car for four hours. It's just on repeat. I had to add the lowest volume. I'll give you an explanation. Okay. We had, like, barely any servers while we were on the road. It was terrible. It was really bad. And it was so bad that, like, I couldn't even open up TikTok on my phone and load a sound into the video thing.

So I couldn't do it at that double speed thing that usually I make that TikTok where I'm like dancing really fast. So I had to play the sound off of Tucker's wife's phone on repeat. And then and then I had to like try my best to dance to it while it was playing while my phone was on like 5K.

5% battery. So it was like your three minutes of eclipse time. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, it ended up working out and I think it's doing pretty well. It's almost got like, it's almost got like 400 K likes on ticky talk. So that's good. That's good. Hey, well worth it. Well, we're throwing away precious time spent with buds for a couple of likes, you know, then I looked at it for, for like a minute and

Oh, then you learned. That's like the first thing I did. The first thing I did was do the TikTok. Yeah, as soon as it went totality, Ted went, hit record! Yeah, no, I literally turned around, just crouched down, set it up. Yeah, no, we'll play the full version of the video right now over the thing as we're talking about it. But, um...

Yeah, no, it was a good time, man. It was a good time. It was a good time. What'd you guys do during that, actually? We weren't even really talking. What'd we do during the video you were making? Well, no, because I did the video, and then I went and I started taking photos, too, of the eclipse. Hey, what were you guys doing during that? Like, we weren't all standing, like, side by side. I don't know. You guys were chatting. I was stressed because I was on a timer for getting all the things I wanted. Yeah, we were chatting. I was going, wow, this is pretty intense, huh? And Memo went, yeah, this is crazy.

That's about what we were saying. Yeah. I mean, what else to say? Yeah, no. I think Emma shed a tear. Really? Yeah. You know, she's emotional. Because woman. Yeah. You said it. Not us. Damn. Damn, dude. Oh, I'm going to get on Twitter. No. Oh. All right, guys.

Hello, everyone. I've been seeing a lot of what's been happening on Twitter. I'm already getting on top of it. And I actually love women. My mom was actually a woman. And I know I have a sister. I have a sister. I am the brother of a sister. And, you know, what you saw there was not who I am. You're so brave. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh wait, I wish I had a dog that I could have been like asking if it was gonna be okay. Yeah, you're petting it during this? You hold both of its hands. What are we gonna do? It's gonna be a really tough video to make. Yeah. Have you seen that? No. That's a real thing that I... Look it up. Look it up. Get it on screen. T-Martin apology. T-Martin. Damn, he noticed it.

I remember T Martin, I used to watch T Martin way back when. Oh shoot. Oh, this is a critical video. I just can't believe people don't know about these old ass references, man. Oh no. Look at that house he's in, dude. Where- what is this- wait, what is this painting? This is the only piece of... not structure here. It's like a naked woman. Well also, he's in an office building, he's not even in a house. Look at that door.

Yeah, what is this? This is the only thing that isn't part of the structure. This is like, this is like, that's like one of those Etsy paintings that Shalette hated from the Airbnb. I'm going to make this as short and sweet as possible. I don't want to take up too much of your time. Whoa. Yeah, you can pause it now. Short and sweet as possible. Damn. Yeah, no, that's, that's crazy that he did it. He opened up with the, with the, with the dog. But, um,

Yeah, yeah. Tucker's an influencer now, though. He's going to have to apologize real soon. Yeah, yeah. We don't know what for yet, though. Oh, I do. Yeah, for whooping you at NBA Streets. Day and night. Have you played that shot? No. I'll get the copy so you can see the... No, you're stuck, dude. Oh, okay. You want to get it? Nah, man. NBA Streets. Volume 2. GameCube? No. Have you heard of it?

No, I didn't get the GameCube. Well, it was also on PS2 and Xbox. Calm down. You need to calm down. Let him speak. My first console was the Wii. It was the Wii, okay? And you know what? One second. Oh, I like where this is going. Oh, I like where this is going. He's rummaging around. I can't lift that weight. Are you kidding me? Yeah, no, you can't. That's a big weight. He's really strong. He is strong. He's got leverage like you.

Oh, you got no leverage. I got a lot of leverage. You do. Yeah. Schlatt's way taller than he looks. He's a giant. He's a beast. He's like a minotaur. You've been playing too much Twilight Forest. No, I've been suffering in the Twilight Forest. You've been getting your ass kicked by minotaurs. Yeah, I got PTSD. What do we have here? Got a big old box from the parents the other day. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's... Shut up. We balance board.

Oh, nice. That goes for about five bucks at the thrift store. Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party. Two. With included mat. Oh, that's excellent. For the Nintendo Wii.

That's a good stream game for Schlatt right there. I feel like the Dance Dance Revolution feels like the same energy that iCarly feels like. Yes, yes. This is, this is... Wow. About 50 pounds worth of Wii games. Guitar Hero 3 Legends of Rock. Oh, dude, that's where I learned to do music. And 5-year-old creatine. I don't know why they, this was probably... Are you gonna finish that? Dude, this has probably been expired for half a decade.

Damn, dude. So are you going to start, because you've been getting back into streaming, are you going to start streaming those games? I think there's a possibility of it. Or maybe we play them on Sleep Deprived or something. I don't know. I don't know. But hey, you know, the streaming's fun, dude. The streaming's fun. Yeah. Have you just been doing the SDMP or are you doing anything else? Yeah, just the SDMP. But I feel so loose, you know? It's crazy that I have that alt channel.

that I'll just stream whatever the fuck and get drunk a little bit. And dude, I was just walking around the server the other day and playing Jumping the Line by Harry Belafonte. Full blast. They couldn't even fucking hear me talk.

And the whole chat was just going wild with like the dancing emotes and shit. And I was just like, this is so easy. Why did I ever put pressure on myself to make a good stream when I can just do that? Because there's a lot of streamers that are of the same, you know, in our community.

community that we know that are like they've got i mean like ludwig he's like incredibly organized he's like a fucking monster dude i don't have if i had even an inch maybe even two inches of ludwig's executive function i would be a multi-millionaire by a long shot yeah you literally would if i had two extra inches i'd be you'd be

Average. You'd be tearing up the town is what you'd be. Yeah, you would. You'd be tearing up the town. That'd be a blessing. That is fun, though, to like... Did you load it up in the GoXLR or something? No, I was just playing it on Spotify. Oh, how'd you get it going through your... What? What are you talking about? Oh, I see what you're saying. No, I thought you were saying that you were playing a song through your voice, like...

proximity voice chat on the sdmp and you were just like running up to people and just blasting it and that's what i thought you couldn't even jump in the line yeah people couldn't even speak to you like that's what i thought yeah i was just mining dude i was looking for diamonds blasting that fucking music wasn't even interacting with people on the server and it was just people were there for it and uh and

In that moment, I was like, man, I could probably do this more, you know? Yeah. I was doing a thing on the server where I, I mean, you saw it happen. I was playing the fitness gram pacer test and I just was. Oh, that was fun. I saw that. I was subjecting people to it. I would like people come up to talk to me while I was just trying to

Well, I knew that people, I was going to get, I was getting some stuff done off stream, some off screen mining. And I knew that people would come up to me and try to talk to me. So I was like, I got a, I got a great end gamer here. I got a great thing where I could just totally throw them all off entirely. And then, and then I could,

dib after. So, cause I was trying to get some objectives done. Uh, so I loaded up the fitness gram pacer test thing and then I would subject them to a full fitness gram pacer test and then I would get out of there. So whatever they started talking to me about, they'd forgotten it because the fitness gram pacer test is playing. That was your first victim. I was like, Oh, I witnessed that. I was in the family mart as you guys were doing laps around it. I think you were actually the third victim. Really? I had done it earlier. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah.

Good times. Good times on that funny little place. Good times on the SDMP. SDMP.org.

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's the site. I'm starting to... I think the way to approach streaming is just to not care and just let the funny moments come instead of trying to curate specific... And most of the time what I would do is try and make the entire stream watchable as like a video level quality. Yeah, you were trying to make it all retention full. Dude, yeah. I mean, I have...

So many different playlists and stuff and so many different stream deck macros to like dial in exactly what I want. But people are going to be there regardless. Right. Which is which is funny. I need you to teach me about all those stream deck macros that you got going on. I feel like you're really smart with that stuff. Like you just you you have a really good knowledge of just like a bunch of little things.

Like you showed me the everything app on the computer too. Like you just have like a lot of little secrets in your computer that like. It's like computer science background, dude. Yeah. I mean, if you saw Jarvis at Jarvis Johnson's computer, it would take it up another level. Jarvis, he's got like a Mac or something. He like when he's looking for a file or something, he runs code.

And he can put in a pulls up like the files and stuff. He's like, well, I'm like, I'm like, Travis, what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, he's like a, he's like a hacker. Like it was like, it was awesome. It was awesome. But I was, I didn't know what I was looking at. Like I was like, holy shit. I mean, Trevor's worked at Patreon too. Like he was, he's like, he's a legit adult with, I hope he didn't make those fucking logos. The, the Patreon logo. Oh, like the change that they did. Both of the redesigns. What was the page? Have you seen the, wait, have you seen the new Patreon logo?

Oh, it's like a little bean? Oh, it's like a little bean. Okay. Wow, this is like minimalism taken to the... I could tell you one thing. If somebody showed me that Patreon logo and they asked me what that was, I'd be like, is that like an art palette?

Yeah, this is yeah, you're fucking kidding me. Yeah. No, this is something this was it seems like it was targeted against you shallot - after you made your video patreon was like Wait, there's like we can take it a step further. Yeah. That was awful. It's awful What's I gonna say? I don't even remember Oh, well in my head I was like what I

because i i when i was doing my twitch streaming i was very very hungry at the time i was working you know my deli job full-time college basically almost full-time amounts of work as well at the call center and and at the deli and it was like the it thing i was like yeah i was like i need to i need to

I need to make this make more money because I was completely overworked and I just needed it to be more efficient. And I was watching these Twitch streams and I was like, man, it feels like

It feels like these people put in no effort at all. Like there's so many little things you can do, just quality of life stuff that make it so much better and make for a much better, more rewatchable stream experience that people even today don't do. Like what? Well, here's something. Get my notepad out. I don't want to upset anybody. I don't want to upset because recently I've only been watching SDMP streamers. Yeah.

But like, what do you mean? Why do you have these bars on the top and bottom of the Minecraft window? I get that you're playing it in windowed mode. That's fine. You could play the game in windowed mode. You don't have to have it full screen so that...

You know, you still have the task bar. And so the game is like this wide. And so you punch in and then all the text on both sides of the game get cut off because you're resizing it. Just have just resize the window on your desktop or something and make it fit. Yeah, no, I stretch it vertically. No, just resize it in there.

Get a perfectly 16 by nine window of Minecraft. Have it a little smaller. Make that change for the content's sake, Ted. Also, people have a fishing game. People have a fishing game now with their chats where it'll pop up. Like you're watching someone play Minecraft, but then all of a sudden it'll pop up in a huge window. Wow, you just caught a big fish. And then like you use channel points to like catch fish. And I get it like, yes, but...

It makes sense for the stream, but any other purpose you try and get this content into on TikTok or something, oh, there's a fucking fish in the corner. People know what the fuck's going on. Like, keep it simple. There's nothing on my screen. I just have the game. Yeah.

You'll have to show me how to do that thing where you can do a live stream and then have music playing, but then it doesn't show up in the VOD. I need you to show me how to do that. Oh, yeah. If I could get a tutorial on that, too. Yeah, because it's like... Put me down. Yeah, because I feel like that's the one thing preventing me from uploading VODs, and everyone's screaming at me wanting these fucking VODs, and I'm like... Yeah, I'm having the same issue. Yeah. And Twitch is like, you know this is copyright, right? You have no strikes, but you know you could. Yeah.

That is what they say, isn't it? That is what they say. You don't have any strikes, but we could kill you. Somebody could be upset about this. Somebody could, if they cared, which they don't, but they could. Yeah, it's true. Then it's all muted. Yeah, it's...

I can teach you. I can walk you through easy. And, you know, it's kind of funny that I'm saying this and then I preface this whole conversation with, I think I'm going to try less on Twitch. But I'm at that point, you know, I've already climbed up the ladder. Fuck yeah, I'm going to kick it out from under and not let anybody else climb up. Yeah, you're going to kick down the ladder and you're going to drop a lava bucket above and watch it slowly come down into the hole of obsidian.

Mm-hmm. While you guys are playing with your little fucking fishing games. I don't have the fishing game. Yeah, that's not me. I don't have the fishing game. And Tucker doesn't have the fishing game. There's no way. Tucker doesn't have the fishing game. No, I have a simple, I run a simple show. Honestly, Tucker's got more advanced stuff than I do on my stream. He's got like this text-to-speech thing where Joe Biden will start talking. Well, it's not just Joe Biden. They have a whole selection they can pick from. They've got a whole selection. I asked him how to put that on my stream. He told me he doesn't know.

He told me he doesn't know. I set it up and then that knowledge, whoop, gone. I'd have to look it all up again. Yeah, I was like, what do you mean you don't know? You're the one who put it on your stream. Yeah, it was a stressful day. You haven't streamed in a week. Bro, what's been happening? Ted's here.

That's why. Okay. It hasn't been a week. Grind doesn't stop. Yes, it has been a week. I check. Maybe we'll stream after this. A week? No. Yes. It can't be. It can't be. Well, Schlatt's a big fan. Well, Schlatt fucking scared me the other day. He was lurking. The founder's always lurking. The founder always watches. Look, that's April 6th or 7th. It's been four days. Yeah. Four days. Okay.

And we're streaming tomorrow. That was close, though. That was close. It was closer to seven than it was to zero. To zero. Yeah, okay. Half credit.

What was that? E rating? C. One of the things that I was doing the other day on stream that I was really enjoying. We're so stream pilled right now. That's like all we're talking about on our podcast. All I see is purple. Yeah. We bleed purple. We bleed purple. Oh, yeah. What? That's such a cringy fucking line, too. I hate that Twitch is like that. It's like this isn't like a fucking army, dude.

Like, we're not enlisted in Twitch. Wait, oh, is this like a real thing? I just said that. Yeah, no, this is like a hashtag bleed purple. I'm like, shut the fuck up. I don't want to bleed. I don't want to bleed purple. And if I bleed purple, I'm going to be like, I need to go to the hospital. I'm not going to get on Twitch. I have no allegiance to Twitch. I'm only there because they have the fucking free Amazon Prime subs. Oh.

They get rid of that. I'm fucking on YouTube. Fuck it. I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. You could, you could stream both. You could also stream on YouTube too at the same time. Yeah. But then it gets, then you gotta pay for Streamlabs premium. What? Really? Yeah. You can't multi-stream through Streamlabs unless you pay their subscription price. Oh, but you can do it. You can do it on, on.

Oh, but any other you do it on OBS. I know I'm just entrenched in this. Yeah, you are I set him up on the wrong platform and now he's addicted I know I basically got him addicted to meth essentially the method of streaming services and now Like something clean like like OBS is like water Streamlabs is like fucking crack cocaine. Yeah, and cuz it's got all those bells and whistles It looks nice, but then once you want to do anything advanced or anything

Or it stops working on you or breaks your computer. Then you're like, oh shit, but I can't get off even though I can't get off. Yeah, my donations and text-to-speech and everything's already entrenched into that ecosystem. Yeah. What I was going to say, though, is that the other night I did something really fun that I hadn't been able to do really on stream before because I've always been a sub-1K Andy. My chat has gotten really into gambling. They're really into gambling.

Dude, like they're they're they're obsessed with it. They're the subs is gambling channel points. And for a while it was just like coin flips and I'd be playing the game and I'd be looking over and then like half the people are like, I lost a thousand. And like and like some people are like, well, I just gained five thousand. I'm up. I'm up like 50 today. And like I was like, OK, well, let's make this interesting, you know, because I saw Sandwich.

I had rated the other day of whom you continue to keep mentioning them, but you will almost refuse to know who they are. Doesn't ring a bell. Friends with Barry. Oh, Barry. Yes. Yes. Remember Barry? I remember Barry. I know Barry. Somehow you're going to meet Barry and you're going to be like, Barry, Barry. Wait a second.

But I was doing a gambling thing. And at first it was like I started I just started I started doing anything with gambling where it's like gamble which say because it's two options for those of you who don't know when you gamble on Twitch. You gamble channel points. You're not gambling real money. You're gambling the amount of time points you have for watching the stream. And you can gamble on blue or pink.

So it was like, one of the things I did was like, I saw Sam do this. I was like, gamble, which one you think is going to get more points, which side. Oh, and then at least when I started on Sam's, there was like this whole thing where it was like one side would get, it seemed like it was getting all the points. And I even got in and I, I donated some points. But then at the last second, these fucking,

fucking whales came in and they were donating 250,000 channel points each. It was like three guys that donated 750,000 channel points and then took the other side and it was a huge upset. I did it on my channel and it was like, I don't stream that much so there's not that many people who have a lot of, it was like they started unionizing. They were like, everybody go blue and they were all going blue. So then I was like, okay, let's make things interesting again. I change it. I'm like, all right, vote on which one you think is going to have less.

And then they unionized again. They were like, keep it equal, keep it equal. But then I started looking around at my desk. I'm like, I got a lot of items out of frame here that I can just start doing stuff with. So basically my opening thing was, guys, looking at a box of crackers there. And I, it's Cheez-Its. And I say, I'm like, I'm going to trick them. I say, what do I have on my, what snack am I looking at on my desk right now? Is it Cheetos? Cheetos?

or Cheez-Its. I specifically said Cheetos at the beginning so people would think that it was the first thing on my mind. So they would choose Cheetos. It was like I kept tricking them. I kept grabbing little things and having them gamble on it. And I would play like a bunch of Las Vegas jazz. And they were really into it. And it

And it was a blast. They eat it right up. Like slop. Oh, they are eating it up like slop, dude. I was getting postcards on the SDMP where people were like, I'm going to go to Vegas after this stream. Like, I had a blast, dude. I'm going to Vegas putting 1,000 on black, dude. Like, oh. We should go. No, dude. No, you would hate Vegas. I did watch that stream, Ted. I was only there because...

I was in the console of the server and I typed in "captcha forcecaptcha Ted Nibison." Yeah, we haven't talked about that yet actually. No, because you were in a dungeon too. Yeah. You got upset at that I think. Oh my god. So there was this one time that I was streaming. I was on my first adventure in Minecraft.

You know, I had been doing a lot of building. I had been doing a lot of getting various things. But everyone else on the server had been diving in the deep depths, like fighting. Tucker's getting his ass eaten out by a Minotaur left and right. Oh, yes. And, you know, Sneak Snag, he's flying around on the server because he's got every god item known to man in the mods. And I'm like, geez, I've got to go on an adventure. This seems like a blast. So I find a dungeon. I'm going in there.

Every there's like four levels to this dungeon. I'm going down. I'm fighting guys. I'm killing zombies I'm having a good time and I get down to like the harder levels and

And while I'm fighting one of the boss mobs, all of a sudden I get a captcha. For those of you who don't know, on Slatserver, they have fucking captchas like the ones you'd fill out to log into a website, but in Minecraft. They're awful. It's every like 10 minutes, like an ad. Yeah. Yeah, it pops up just to verify, you know. Yeah, just to verify whether or not you're a computer and not a monster. Yeah, and sometimes they're a little hard. Sometimes they have math, which I'm actually decently good at because of my alarm. But yeah.

Can I make a comment about the Capses? I don't like that they're case sensitive.

Because I'm using caps lock a lot to talk to people. Why are you yelling at people in text? No, I'm holding it down. I'm going, hey, bird, bird, can I have some of your stuff? But then my caps is on. So I go to type and I'm like, it's wrong, wrong, wrong. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Maybe you should just work on your typing. Are you struggling with the captures, Tucker? Yeah, sometimes it takes me five, ten minutes to get through one of them.

Five, ten minutes. Five, ten minutes? How long does it take you guys? Maybe less. Seconds? Oh, well, I got really good at them because of what I'm about to talk about with Schlatt. Because basically... I was filming an episode of the Sleep Deprived podcast. Oh, were you? While I was recording this. And I was just like, I was getting bored because those guys suck.

And I went on to see who was streaming. I was like, oh, Ted's online. And then I was like, oh, Ted's in a dungeon, which is filled with monsters. Interesting. And I open up the console. I'm constantly in danger where I need to have my controls and be able to move. So one capture comes up. I'm like, oh, 5 plus 10, easy. 15, let it go. Walking around, fighting. Oh, another capture. That was kind of quick. Well, fill it out.

Do it again. Another capture. What is going on? Hello? Do it out. Another capture. Almost immediate. Capture again. Huh? And then my cat starts saying... As the skeletons are coming. Oh, as the... Yeah, as the... Like, there's zombies coming towards me. So, like, now I'm, like, trying to do... Like, what's 15 times 20? Half the time I would, like, do a wrong answer until I could find, like, an easy enough math question. Yeah.

And then my chat starts saying, it's like, Schlatt's in here. He's doing this. I'm like, Schlatt's stream sniping? I had to deal with, and this wasn't like a fine thing. Schlatt did this to me for like an hour. You know, it's an hour long podcast we got to record. I think you were doing that the whole time you're recording that podcast. You're doing that the whole time. You think I'm paying attention? But not only that.

- That was like a mute, that was apparently that affected everyone on the server. - Yeah, 'cause I did, 'cause I was just doing @everyone instead of singling you out.

Oh, so you can single people out. Yeah, I realized that afterwards once I saw a message in the server be like, is anyone getting a lot of these captures right now? Yeah, I responded like, yes! Yeah, no, it was awesome. So a couple days later, Tucker was like, yeah, dude. I was telling him about it. He was like, is that why we got all those captures that day? Yeah.

I was trying to build something. It was the most irritating thing in the world. Oh, yeah. You were probably sitting over a building or something, and you were about to jump down, and it's like...

You died or something like that. I bet you got really pissed. I die a lot on that server. Dude, it's always, you know, it's Tucker Keane is dead. People see it, they laugh. They say you suck. I'll tell you one thing I'm pissed off about. I'll tell you one thing that we could probably move on to a different topic because we've been talking about Minecraft for almost two episodes straight. It's good stuff. On one of these mods that you have on this server, I built the mob spawner, right? Yeah.

And it's meant to get me good equipment and get me some XP until I found out the cheesy way to do it. But there are these mobs that will spawn, the boss ones. There is one that has a very low chance of spawning. But when it does, it's like you want to kill yourself. It is called an infernal level, like an infernal level of mob. It's yellow. This motherfucker slipped...

of my mob spawner because it can teleport and because it can teleport, it has regeneration, it has an ungodly amount of XP, it could...

put spider webs on me, it would set me on fire. It would also grab my weapons out of my hand. Oh yeah, it takes them. And then if it walked over them when it's on the ground, it'd pick them up. So I get killed by this thing. It takes all of my great armor and stuff. And now it's one of those things where it's like, I can't just run away and waiting for this thing to despawn. I've got an investment in this thing now. I need this thing to die. But the thing is, whenever I touch it, I get disintegrated immediately.

I, and this was like 2 a.m. in the morning when I'm on my like, like degenerate Minecraft run. The only person who's seen this happen is Michael Michiel. And he's messaged, he's seen me die to a skeleton and all the different permutations of the way that sentence can come out. And, and, and he's like, you good, dude? And I'm like, I'm like, infernal skeleton, help. And...

Michael's pissed about the infernal skeletons. I think he lost some shit to those two. But basically, my saving grace was that because this motherfucker could teleport, I tried to trap him in obsidian at one point. Didn't work, by the way. He teleports. So he teleports into blocks. So at one point, he teleported into some obsidian and he just started suffocating. So I was like, as I'm like, and I see him teleport, I'm like, whoop.

And he's like, he's dying. And I'm like, okay, well, let's see where this goes. So I sit there and I wait for it to die. And then I was like, looking at its health go down. And I was like, this is going to take a while. I set a timer. It took it 15 minutes to suffocate and die. I was sitting there waiting for this mob to die for 15 minutes of it being constantly damaged. Yeah. So that's the infernal mob squad. Yeah.

It was crazy. It'll make some mobs stronger. Like the greatest monster I'd ever fought in Minecraft, I think, ever. And I solved it because it killed itself, realistically. Yep.

Dude, I put in all those mops and mods and shit because I was like, okay, people are going to log on. They're going to want content. They're not going to grind. But then you've got people like Bird and Sneak Snag who have every fucking item in the game. And it's just like, how do you... Do you have like...

what else are you doing always online always streaming it and i'm like bro there's something i'm telling you i'm glad you're enjoying the server but like i think i was telling you this last time there's a i'm i'm kind of like that person too a little bit of piece of me is you know i love to grind dude i love to get all the little items i like to get the little pieces and stuff when we play on when we start a new realm tucker sees me we blogging the server and i'm almost i'm i'm a

I'm already in the ground. - We're like, so this is spawn, I turn around, grab some wood, I make a crafting table, we turn around, Ted's diamond armor. - Yeah, I'm standing like this, I'm like, hey, what are you guys doing? Oh, you're still using stone tools? - It's like, Ted, it's been like five minutes. - No, I'm like glistening too, I'm enchanted at that point.

Oh, and you know what? Do you move 10,000 blocks away too? Yeah, I do. You do? Yeah, every time. Yeah. Every time. Every time. Every one. All of our. Honestly, I was like, I don't know why I did it this time. We didn't move that far away. Honestly. We recovered well, I think. We recovered. I mean, we built our. We've got like, now we've got like a retirement home. We've got a nice, you, me, and Swagger. We've got a nice little community right there. Yeah. Those are the nice houses.

Oh, yeah. Sinjin's got a nice house, too. I'll give them credit where credit's due. They got a really nice house. But some of the people make some dog slop houses. Dog. Cincinnati dog slop. Yeah. That's why you made the HOA. That's why we did make the HOA. That's why we did make it. Dude, while I was on my alt jamming out to, like, music, I couldn't even hear what was going on. I just hear someone in the back of my, like, behind me. And I turn around and I'm like, what? What?

And it's Captain Sparkles. And he's like, it's come to my attention that there's a new house in the village and it's quite ugly. And I think we should take a look at it. I'm like, oh, hey, Jordan, what's up, dude? See, he's going hard on it, too.

it's crazy man it's crazy and the house was dog shit it was dog there's some dogs meika and telepathics made a dog shit house they made a dog shit house and and those two are hoa denied bro and they're and before they even fix their bullshit they're building another terrible house yeah they're they're they keep trying i actually haven't gotten my hoa inspection yet

There should be a second round. Yeah, we'll go around. We might have to do another round. I've got my, I've got my, I've got a nice house. Tucker's dude. Tucker was like really hyping it up. How, how his house is going to be so nice. And he was like, you're not going to be able to be what I got going on. Ted, watch a guide.

Yeah. Ted used that build guide. I didn't follow it exactly. I took inspiration from the... Everything's inspo, dude. Everything's derivative. See what I mean about Tattletail Tucker? He comes in and he's like... I'm not going to let you get away with...

You know, being like, oh, my builds are so epic, dude. That's the whole premise of being a tattletale. Ted built this whole village on our private realm, and he's like, oh, my village is so cool. It's incredible. And I'm like, wow, this is really, really nice. And it took me having to ask, so is this a... Did you use a build guide?

I shouldn't have to ask. You should open with that. I'm not following exact bill guides, though. You saw my basement. That shit's all fucking custom, too, baby. The basement is nice. I'm in there a lot. I'm in there a lot. Yeah, Tucker's hole. Looking through all your shit. I'll tell you what. Tucker's hole honor system. Tucker, look through my shit. Tucker, look through

Bro, I tuned into his stream and he was in my chest room. My hidden chest room. Tucker's whole honor system is out of whack right now. Because he used to have morals when it came to Minecraft. He used to be like, dude, you know, I don't really believe in people going through other people's chests. I just don't think it's right. Would you go through my stuff in real life? I don't think so. Now Tucker's streaming. He's like, ah!

What is Ted doing right now? Basically, no, I'm usually trying to justify it. I'm like, listen, listen, Chad, I'm down on my luck. I normally wouldn't do this. Why are you like a traveling? He literally said I normally wouldn't do this to me when I caught him.

I was going through Schlatz, I was like he's gotta have like a beater rod that he doesn't need anymore, just something he's gonna throw it out anyway. I think he caught you, didn't he? No, yeah, he's in my chat, he's watching. I caught him right in the handle. I feel like half the time when you're looking through someone's... They're watching! Yeah, when you're looking through someone's inventory or something, like I'm in your chat, it's like almost any time I tune into your stream, you're walking through my house.

I'm like, what are you doing in there, dude? I'm looking for a stack of redstone dust. It's usually, it's always something inconsequential.

Yeah, no, it's awesome. It's awesome. I'm not going to sweep out all your books, but I just needed like a stone brick stack. It's crazy, too, because you're building the most useless thing in Minecraft right now. Tucker's trying to become a rail baron. He's trying to build like a railroad. That's for me. Okay, sure. But like that's not how I don't think the last time people don't travel by railroad anymore. No one does rail. I haven't been doing that shit since Alpha, buddy. It's crazy.

It's like a classy way to travel, though. It's classical Minecraft. It's an ode to the older generation. That's something you could add. If you add some trains, some good-looking trains. Hey, we do have good-looking trains. It's called skinned minecarts. You can have a little penguin minecart or a little turtle minecart. You've got really cutesy options in there.

I've not seen anybody use them. I'll be using them. Yeah, he'll be using them. But I'm talking about stuff like where you get like a... You can build like an engine thing. You can make like a caboose. Oh, you want an actual caboose. I want a caboose, dude. Dude, you've got a caboose, man. I want a caboose to put my caboose in. You know what I mean? Look, the problem is that those mods are usually...

Way too grindy and tedious. And I wanted to make it fun and like you don't have to grind, you know. So that's, but people will do it regardless. It is what it is. I think it is good. Honestly, like when I first died to that infernal mob, at first I was like, it was that thought that was floating in my head. Especially because Michael was freaking out about it in the chat too. He was like, you got to talk to Shad about this.

about this and I was like maybe I should and then I was like but wait if this happened to me on stream that would have been the funniest fucking shit ever so like I think it's honestly and it's also it's fucking Minecraft like it's not a big deal if you lose all your stuff then you got more stuff to do so yeah that exactly yeah yeah and I think that people like seeing people suffer too so oh I think it's early

Yeah, surely. God, we are so Minecraft pilled right now. This is insane. I know, we are. You said like 15 minutes ago, you were like, let's change the subject. We've been talking about Minecraft for too long. But here we are again, three weeks in. It's what we're doing right now. It's what we're up to. I'm about to kick you out tonight and get announced.

And dude, I said at the beginning of the server, I was like, as long as it scratches that itch for like two, three weeks and everyone's happy by the end of it, I think it will have done its job. And we're already there, dude. Already there. Yeah, no, we're... It's definitely... I definitely haven't felt...

You know all my respect and love and joy and sweetness in the world to the epic SMP I had a good time on it But it didn't scratch the itch in the same way I think it was because I was trying to do lore streams like that was like like that was like I was trying to do lore streams and I was like but I also like wasn't invested enough in the lore to like even achieve that and I also didn't know that like people who do lore streams like straight up has like people helping them with that like I was trying to figure that all out on my own but

No, it's fun, dude. I'm having a great time. And also, it's very poetic because this is Tucker's grown little chair thing. This is my first SMP that I will look back on and be like, oh, that was such a good one. It reminds me very heavily of 2019 vibes, so it's been a good time. Yeah, there's kids who are watching this that when SMP Live was a thing, they were eating on Zoopals. Yeah.

You know, they don't remember. Well, what's wrong with eating on zoo pals? Oink, oink, zoo pals. You know, nothing, nothing. They're great. But I'm just saying, like, put the mac and cheese in the ears, put the pretzels in the ears, and you get your chicken nuggets in the middle. I'm just saying it's crazy seeing some of the postcards that get sent to me where they're like, hey, man, I was watching, I was in middle school.

When we were doing SMP Live and now I'm in college. Yeah, or someone said, now I'm a pilot. That's great. I don't even know how it's possible. But, hey man, it's crazy. Well, maybe he's just messaging it from the plane. And it's like, now I'm a pilot. Puts it down. Storms the fucking cabin.

Now I'm a pilot. The next day, fatal crash. Last app he had open, Jschlatt Twitch livestream. Claim to be pilot. Claim to be pilot as he ripped the door open with his brute Minecrafter strength.

Good times. Good times on the SDMP. SDMP, yeah. If you are a listener to Chuckle Sandwich and you are not watching the three of us play on this server, you're missing out on a lot because it's basically like Chuckle Sandwich extra features, but in Minecraft too. Everyone is very cool on there. Very cool. We got a good cast. Oh, Emma Langevin's got a great house going on. I don't think I've seen it. Emma gave me the full tour. Yeah.

I need to see this place. She's my king, too. She gave me a lot of rubies when I needed it most. And she's also a friend of the pod as well, and she's probably listening to this episode. She's been on the pod. Well, she also listens to Jungle Sandwich, too. Yeah. So she's listening right now. Hey, Emma. Oh. He's got nice teeth. He does. He does have nice chompers. Yeah. I'd love to get inside that thing.

What? Inside like a Titan? I don't know. Say that again. No, I don't think I should. Yeah, I don't think I should either. Hey, just the way you said it. I want to get inside that thing. I want to get inside that thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that was like. Nice teeth. I just was trying to be focused. Tucker watched. Have you seen Attack on Titan?

Not really. No, say it with the truth. Well, I watched the first season like 10th grade. First season, right. No, not even ninth grade. In 10th grade, that's a... I don't remember it. I've been thinking about re-watching it, but Emma's like, no, we can't. Because once we start watching anime, we're not... Then you're going to start wanting me to dress up like a titan and put me in your mouth. What? Dude. And that's how he ended up like this. That's why he's like, I'd love to get inside that thing. He sees a pair of chompers now, and he's out of control. Yeah.

A lot of money spent on this mouse. A lot of money. I said those are nice. Yeah, no. Oh, are they veneers? You go to Turkey for that? No. You wear veneers? I have braces, a retainer, a whole lot of root canals and all that or whatever.

So what are the odds? If we do a gambling thing on the SDMP and we roll a dice, what are the odds that you go to Turkey and get your teeth grinded down to get those veneers? I also wouldn't go to Turkey for something like that. I mean, I think I can afford it here. They're not real veneers, though. It's like they get crowns. They get their teeth shaved down and replaced.

with the things on top. That's why they look so crazy. Is that how it works though? No, veneers are like something else. They pile them down. No, that's a crown. But the whole mouth? I've seen people pre-op

Where they're all pointy and small. I'm telling you, dude, those are the people that go to Turkey to get the crown. Hey, that's not for me. That's not for me. If we got any chuckle dentists in here, let us know. My mommy and daddy spent a lot of money on this mouth. I'm not going to go file all my teeth down. Yeah, that's fair. I wouldn't want to do that either. And if Tucker wants to get in there, you know what? Come on in. But I'm a biter. Oh, he's a biter. Well, Tucker.

Lad, open up. Tucker, dive in.