Making Karl Jacobs Uncomfortable
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I'm almost in disbelief that you're even sitting here right now because it has been such a... Whatever he says, I love you. Good for you, man. It has been such a f***ing nightmare getting this little... And do you know whose fault it is?

You! It's your fault. No. No. He's had a lot of audacity when we've had conversation about this because he'll say something along the lines of, when are you going to have me on Chuckle Sandwich? Excuse me. Excuse me, Carl. I'll be honest with you right now. He didn't even believe you were coming on. Really? If I didn't do it this time, were you going to invite me again? I don't know if I was going to try again, man. And Shlash is...

Little bit less positive than me, so he was like a man. He was already like that He was already ready for it never work. That's like. I'm gonna get car on good luck. Yeah, that's what you said That's what you said you said good luck man with the freaking tilt and everything But welcome welcome welcome Carl's Carl. I'm just called Carl sandwich Carl's called Carl sandwich

Welcome Carl Jacobs to the final episode of Chuckle Week and we are so excited to have you. This is usually when you woo and start clapping. Carl Jacobs! Woo! To me? Okay. To me? It's strange, right? It's strange. I woo? It's strange that he didn't do it this time. Who's wooing? He's supposed to woo? Welcome Carl Jacobs to this episode of Chuckle Sandwich. Woo! Woo!

There you go. We're jazzed to have you here. I'd love to introduce you to our Jamie over there who was just investigating his hands. Our Jamie? Yeah, this is our Jamie. This is our little cherub. This is our little concubine. Catamite. No, no. It's the wrong one. Concubine's funnier.

Porcupines even maybe even yeah, he's our little court porcupine concubine. He is rough around the edges rough around the edges He's got a chuckle sandwich official staff shirt right there. Can I have one of those? No, are you an official? Are you official staff member of the chuckle sandwich? I don't know so I didn't even get one. I Didn't you well he said you said no when it was offered. Oh

You said no. I probably did say that. Well, yeah, because I sent a bunch to Tucker because I did custom ink and I made five of them. I had to make six of them in order to send them. So Tucker had a bunch and he was like, Shly, you want one when I come out? You said no thanks. I don't think there was a thanks. Oh, there's no thanks. Boom. I just said no. Just like that. Yeah. Let me tell you who wasn't very thankful. Jesus, when he got put on that fucking cross. I feel like he was super thankful.

In the stories. Didn't he like, call out to his father? He was probably thankful on the third day when he rose again. Didn't he call his father and was like... But he knew that was going to happen. But he called out. You think he knew? He was like, is this what you wanted? Didn't he know? You think Jesus knew he was going to come back in three days? Well, I don't know. God like daft on him. He was like, you got this, bro. He was dead. Or did he wake up and was like...

There we go. Well, there it is. Yes, I am the son of God. Just got to move this stone. He's like, as long as there's no big boulder. Just got to move this boulder. Oh, that wasn't surprisingly easy. Yeah, no, I feel like things are really starting to line up here for me. That's awesome. So, Carl, I'm really excited to have you here on the podcast because, you know, despite everything I was saying before about scheduling you, you were begging, practically begging to come on this podcast.

Because you had a lot of things you wanted to talk about. Get off my chest. Yeah, get off your chest. If you want. I mean, if you want. But it's going to be everywhere. Retention. We'll keep it for later. Okay. Keep watching. Carl's going to take his shirt off and he's going to do a goatsy on top of the table. It's kind of crazy how many times...

There have been goat seed on the... Never mind. On the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast when we had our Twitter username changed and then the old at has just a photo of goat seed on the... Yeah. The old at has goat seed on it. Martin Plyer goat seed us. Did he? Yeah. Well, you won't see that ever. Yeah. You won't ever see that. Anthony Padilla just goat seed us. Recently goat seeded. We like hour and hour, no more than an hour ago.

No more. And we put a pink frosted donut right up his ass. Sprinkle donut. Yeah, good for that. I mean, I always rooted for the pink. You're looking at us like we're joking. No. I guess I'm looking at you in horror because I know you're not joking. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's where I'm at. Let me make that clear. But I'm excited to have you here because I feel like

You... I don't know what the deal is with you and Schlatt, but I know that you and I... What the fuck does that mean? Let me finish my fucking sentence. You and I have a lot of lore over the years that we haven't ever been able to speak about on a podcast together. I feel like we have a lot of stories. Have we ever been friends online? I think it's one of those things where it's like we don't really show up and stuff.

together often, I don't know. We don't really stream together. We don't really, but when we- You definitely wouldn't let me go on the Rainforest Cafe video. Even though you told it to me before he went to do it. So, okay. So that, there's one of them. There's one of them we can talk about. He invited me. I invited him. And then didn't. You uninvited him? I didn't uninvite, okay. From the Rainforest Cafe video? So, it was one of the-

It was one of those things. Even him? I said no. It was one of those things where when we were rolling through Florida, it was like it would have made sense to have you come on when you were in Florida or something. Because the only other time that we were going to be near Greenville was when we were in Nashville. I remember because you invited me at first. Yeah, but then we were just like stopping through Opry Mills and it wasn't like a huge stop. Yeah.

So it just didn't make sense. Didn't even message me. We were there for a moment. We were there for as long as it took for us to eat the dinner and then we were out. Can you imagine that? Like, you fly all the way out to Nashville and then it's like we were literally not even in Nashville for a full night. Like, you fly out for that. Just for a Rainforest Cafe. Like, we would just say hi and then we would leave you behind. How was that Rainforest Cafe? I never watched the video in spite. We went there at 11 a.m. That's really rude of you.

I didn't see it either. We had to wait for the restaurant to open. Can you imagine the shame? Just, I mean, it's you and just the other worst people on the planet waiting for a Rainforest Cafe to open. Have you met Eddie before? No, I'm not saying Eddie. I'm just saying you guys. The other worst. No, I'm saying whoever else would wait. You think there were other people queuing at the entrance of the Rainforest Cafe? In Nashville? There's some sick people there. Well. Well. City country. Right? Country city.

That is the city of country. Country music. Yes. It's just the way you said it. Yeah, the city of country is like, that's an almost inherently confusing statement. When it came out of my mouth, I was like, that was kind of weird, but they're just going to play it off because they're good people. And then you just looked at me like... Oh, sorry I didn't play off. How do I play off something that's almost a different language? Alright, you know what I'm not going to play off? This set.

Because it is ridiculous that there's no napkins on this side. Yeah. Oh, shit. Fuck. Listen, man. No, that's breaking too much immersion right here, please. You think we had the budget for that? It's just like three more napkins you could have put there. Yeah, that's true. That's going to be awful for the audio listeners. Oh, wait. You have to put it like... No, come on. Do it with the...

This is like almost, because this isn't going to go into the actual version, so this is almost directly against cord. Ted, do you mind? Dude, come on. Sorry, not even our mic. Jesus. Is there even a napkin on this side? How many? One. One? Is this even a napkin? It's folded. It's the notion of a napkin.

I mean just go to McDonald's. Yeah. Just be like, "Can I have a few extra napkins?" You're good. We'd get the- we wouldn't get the- we would get- Oh, you'd get the brown ones? Like the brown napkins? Yeah. It wouldn't be like- That wouldn't be- It doesn't play off the white vibe. Yeah. So, what I was saying though, besides this- what are you doing? Why is your lip quivering? Finish your sentence without coming out. Well, 'cause I looked over at you and you were looking at the center thing and you were like,

I don't know, I was just doing a little something for me. Do you kind of consider yourself to be like scared? Like a scared human? Do you feel like you're scared all the time? I don't know, what is your perception? Well, I don't know. If I was in a thing with MrBeast and I was on his channel and he could just do whatever he wanted of me and he could just pay off anyone. I don't know if you know what a MrBeast shoot looks like at all.

I heard, wait, I heard they put fake tears in eyes. To Andropolis? Yeah, and then you have to pretend to, like you were just given a million dollars, but he doesn't give you anything. Where are you getting this info? I don't know, what's just, like, come on, let's just be honest here, what's the most abusive thing that Jimmy's ever done on set?

What? What? We gotta know. I don't think he's done anything. I don't know. You know what? Emotionally. I know what the most emotionally abused I've been on a Mr. Beast set. Really? Is whenever I thought I was going on Chuckle Sandwich and then you ghost me. That's when. And that was you. Maybe I goated you, but I didn't ghost you. Come on. Come on. Come on. I'll tell you. No, but seriously.

You want him to answer that? Yeah! What is the most, like actually, abusive thing? When's the most, when were you most abused by Jimmy Donaldson? Yeah. What is, I have a mic. Um...

I guess I... I wish I had some. I would tell you. Okay. Well, I'm glad that you would tell me if he was abusive. So he's actually a nice guy? I'd break it on Chuckle Sandwich. He's a nice guy. Wait a second. But he gave a car away. Oh, with a logo. I hated that. That was ridiculous. I hated seeing that. I would have been embarrassed if I drove to school in that. Yeah. That was pretty fucked up. In that new car. Yeah. The brand new Toyota Corolla. Does he actually cover the taxes that would come with that? Yeah. Pretty sure. Yeah, that's cool. Pretty sure. I could be...

Don't believe my yeah, because I don't know. Are you logging that in? As a representative of MrBeastCorporate. For the island video, for instance, when we had the chance to win an island, Chandler beat me at the end. I'm sure you've seen it. Oh, that was in the video. They talked about the taxes would be too much. They gave us the option to take it, but then they told us how much the taxes would cost, or...

They would sell it back to the guy for like a discounted price and then we would just get the money from it. Oh, that's pretty cool. Or help us sell it. Yeah. So, Carl, you're here. I am wasted. Yeah. What is something you've been working on? In seven weeks.

In seven weeks. Just other than my multilingual SMP. Yeah, which I think you have to do to become a Twitch streamer. That's a good name, though, to be fair. That's a good name. It's not going to happen, but that's a good name. What's up with your association with the word honk? I have a fun little backstory for that. Because you used that when you were texting me as you were showing up. You were like, the traffic is honking bad or something. Yeah.

I'm not even lying. I had a friend when I first went to college that he was like Christian, grew up in a church. He was a videographer, but even his start was working churches and stuff. And he was never allowed to curse in front of his family. Was he Mormon? No, he was like the non-denominational style Christian. Oh. Was that in relation to...

A lot of religion takes out of this side. I feel like we're like five minutes in. There's not many religions that are left. There are two sides to the coin here. You got the religious side, then you got the non-pious side or whatever that is. Which one's your favorite then? Favorite religion? Oh, gotta be Islam. Okay. Don't laugh. Who's laughing? No one laughed at that. You choked a little bit. I saw you laugh a little bit. No one laughed at that.

He's doing Ramadan right now. I'm actually doing Ramadan. Really? Yeah. That's why I didn't drink. Hmm. Catholicism. Is your least favorite? No. Oh. I just think that Islam has a cool history. What were we talking about? We were talking about what you've been doing. What have you been up to, man? You're asking me what my favorite religion is. Man, I don't even know. What have I been doing?

In seven weeks, what I've been doing is the real question. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you have to look into the future and see where you will be because we got a backlog because we don't want to work for seven weeks. Yeah. Well, I've finally gotten, at this point, a backpack, a streaming backpack. Is that the backpack you were walking around with? No. I was just wearing a Jansport. Yeah, I was going to be confused because it was a Jansport. I just walk around in that so people don't rob me and they're like, that's just a high schooler. He's good. Oh, okay.

Is that actually the reason? No, but that sounds like a good excuse. It does sound like a good excuse. Or it could be a bigger target because there might be some goodies in there. Yeah. Really? You got this nice college shirt. You got this probably $700 million watch. It's not. You could have seen men like, oh, that's a rich high schooler. Take him hostage. Hold him for ransom. Call your parents. I guess, but I'm an adult, man. Yeah, I'm 24. Yeah.

Did you know that? I did. Yeah? Yeah. How old are you again? 23. Yeah. I'm 25. Okay. You're turning 24 or 25 soon, aren't you? July. Yeah, I'm only like, I'm like half a year older than you. That's cool. We have like a... Backpack streams. Right, yes. So you're going to be doing a lot more IRL stuff. I don't know if you noticed, I don't stream ever anymore. Well...

Yes, I am. Yeah. I know you are. My notification is like you're checking. I've been waiting for the Carl streams. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? This is so rude. At least pretend, right? That's rude.

Go to your happy place for a happy price. Go to your happy price, Priceline.

That was crazy. I don't know. Okay, can I just explain this? Yeah. Do I make good streams to you? I think that you are passionate. Do I make good streams to you? You don't think my streams are good? Ted! I think you're a passionate streamer. You don't think I make good streams?

I think you're passionate. I think that you're passionate. I think you're natural. I think you're beautiful. I enjoyed when we streamed poker together. Historically, in the past two years, worst performing stream of all time. Wow. Really? Yeah. Damn. See, what do you think you're doing when you say that?

It's like you just talked about it. It was not a dig at me. It was a dig at the fact that you're getting anger from him and you're like projecting it on me. No, Ted, picture my fan base. Try to picture somebody that you can picture in my fan base. Okay. And then picture them trying to play poker.

No, they wouldn't do it. They wouldn't be able to do it. It would be too much like math. We made a shit ton of money that day, though. That was insane. We did. We did. I'll tell you one thing, though, to explain my response to Carl about the streams. Is that Carl and I have like...

Strange rapport whenever we see each other where we're almost at odds, but also in the same team. Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm okay with that because and it also it started with the first time that I met Carl I think I'd have been a dinner but it also I think the most notable time that I Interacted with you was when we were at the Blue Jay. Okay, and we were I was in

I was in a state of highness. I had just smoked some weed from the misfits. Again, for some reason, there's always experiences that follow after smoking misfits' weed. And we were downstairs in the basement, and

Was there he was there to be clear he was Also a lot of other people there, but he doesn't you weren't here today. Yeah, this weird today I'm not like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed might as maybe like it like The second you stepped in everything chism me. I don't know if you were downstairs for this part though. We were watching squid game Yeah, you were watching squid game

No, this isn't in the movie theater. Oh, this is in that open area where the computer. I know the story you're telling now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why am I getting crucified? I wasn't there. Yeah. There for this story. What you know about rolling? No, because he walked in late. Remember, you did walk in late. I walked in late and he was like, anything missing? And then there was like, there was like a live studio audience. It was weird. But basically, I'm high and I'm sitting down there and Carl is like, you know how like you've always got that kid?

That kid that... You're so ready. Why are you... Like, that enters into, like, oh, we're in bit mode. I'm in performance mode, you know? Kind of like how I was with the other night at dinner where I was talking about all the mods. You know what I'm talking about. Basically...

Carl starts doing this thing. We'll get up on the TCS that I'm high and he's like little gears in his head This is my favorite bit for high people gears turn his head where he's like, oh I can start fucking with this person So he gets up on this table It gets on a table. He says alright guys. I'm about to do a backflip I'm gonna do a backflip right now and then I look at him and I'm like there's no way backflip there's no way I see you're not gonna be able to do a backflip and he says

Oh, well, you don't think I'm gonna do a backflip? Well, okay, fine. I'm not gonna do the backflip. I'm not gonna do the backflip. And then... I'm like, you know what? Maybe in a few minutes. Yeah, maybe in a few minutes. And I'm like, okay, okay. And then... So it gets down. And then the conversation continues. And then it's like, nothing happens. And then in the middle of everybody talking, I'll be like, guys, in the next three minutes, I'm gonna be doing another backflip. Yeah, and I'm like, well, you didn't do the first one. And second of all, no, you're not. And it's like, when you're high, you're like...

What is going on? What is happening? What is this person trying to do? And then Carl gets up there. And it was almost like he was taking any sort of thing that I said.

to him from me and twisting it into a reasoning for him not to be doing the back flip. No, but like you have to keep in mind like it'll be like the fourth time of this guy's going through the cycle and like he doesn't say anything yet because he wants to see the back flip. Yeah, I'm like sitting there and I'm like patiently waiting for this back flip to happen. I'll be standing on the table and I'm like pretending to about to do it and I'm like, oh, and then I'll take out my phone and then put it down. Yeah. And then I'll get up and I'm like, all right. Yeah. Oh, I gotta take off my watch. And then he's like, dude, this is, I'm like, sorry?

What was that? Oh, okay. Well, if I can't do a backflip, I guess I'm getting down now. And I'm like, no, man, what are you talking about? And then this goes on for about 15 to 20 minutes of just... Which high time?

Oh, two hours, maybe. I'm stuck in fucking Black Mirror, fucking that little egg timer they put the guy in for jail in where he's watching the kid die over and over again. And then I came downstairs. You came downstairs and everyone deflated. Yeah. And you're like, what's happening, guys? We're like, nothing. Nothing at all. You want some money? You want to watch Squid Game? You guys want to watch Squid Game and then go to sleep? Ha ha ha ha.

Was time I'll shoot my Wii game video that weekend. Yeah, you were that's that with that awesome fucking set Yeah, that's said I want you to know that that inspired a project that I'm working on right now, and it's called the dirt I was gonna tell you before I released it, but yeah, okay Yeah, I guess I just saw you coming out in seven weeks time. No, okay It's yeah, it's a Minecraft thing but not an SMP everybody. Oh

We broke that set. We- we damaged it. Really? Yeah. Ah, it was mo- it was mostly you. It was because you put that shit under my eyes that makes you cry. You're just such a passionate performer. Oh, what we use at Mr. B's?

Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Ted was like, he unscrewed a little cap and lips. Wait, what about Mr. B. Saturday? Jimmy taught me this one, and then he just put it under my... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a pinball stick. This is a little trick I learned from Jimmy Donaldson, and then I put this on, and then I put it... No, it's a...

It's a menthol cry stick that I got off of Amazon. That's a real thing. Yeah. It's like, I guess actors that can't compel themselves to cry will put it on where your eye bags are or whatever. Tell them to learn how to act. Yeah. Right? And it's basically just it makes that mintiness and it goes up into your eyes and it just makes you start to cry. And wow. I don't need that. I just start thinking of tragedies. Yeah. Yeah.

Are we going back to the Jesus thing again? So basically, I brought that to the set of the schlat of that video, that schlat video. And I didn't tell him. In that video, he did not know what that menthol cry stick was. I just told him I got something funny.

That is a tear. That is a straight up tear rolling down your cheek. I'm good at it. I'm a sociopath. I can do it whenever I need. You got another one coming. Yep. Wait, give it a little like, so it like starts rolling. Oh, it goes back up. But that was, that story right there is a very, that story right there about Carl.

Sort of became the impetus of the back and forth that I think that we have going on now. That and the time that we were at a dinner and... Making our rounds. Oh, we were making our rounds. Yeah. Where Carl and I both had drinks and we were at a dinner with a large group of people. And I don't know how this happened, but you're like the most disruptive person I've ever known. Bar nothing. Bar nothing. Bar nobody. Bar like a... No, man, don't put that in there. You're going to throw that out.

You're gonna th- Come on guys, it's not like we're not renting these. Have some respect. Dude, I'm gonna kick you. That thing's fucked, Ted. I don't know what to say to you. This is that Pixar light. You are the most destructive group of fools that I've ever had the misfortune of interacting with. What are you talking about? Yeah, it still tastes bad. What? Yeah, it still does taste bad. Ugh. Tucker, how's this going so far? How's this going? Yeah, it's enjoyable. What do you think of Carl?

It's a bit of a nut. A bit of a nut? Yeah, but he's working with you guys. What do you think that Carl could be doing better right now in this podcast? Wait, Carl, listen up. What do you think Carl could be doing better in this podcast? Please tell me. I think he's doing fine. Yeah? What about Schlett? I think you're the weak link. Really? Yeah, because they have chemistry. They're being fun. You don't think that Carl and I have chemistry? Because we know exactly what we're going to do. Of course we do. Nope.

He doesn't know how to play chopsticks, man. I just didn't think we were about to play. Oh shit, am I wrong for that? No, I don't think you... You can swap them? Yeah, you can swap them. Why would you do that? Because that one's out. Now you're out.

Now you're gonna lose. No. You can't swap it into a dead hand. Yes, you can. You cannot swap it into a dead hand. That's actually a... A dead hand is a dead hand. No. It's sort of like a... That just goes forever. It's a topic of controversy in many circles. You can't, no. Amongst many recesses. Everyone has a different way of playing Uno. Tucker, have you played... I'm so... Not really. So drunk. I know. I've watched a lot. You've seen it around the town. I will pass that. Whoever loses gets sprayed with the Purell.

You didn't have two? You just- We got a dead hand! How nice is that shirt? It's nice. Dammit. I just got it yesterday actually. I won't do it to you. What do you mean it's nice? What is this? It's actually like a little artistic touch. I like it. Really? You don't like it? That's artistic. Look how big this is. This pocket is like- Yeah, it's like literally just covered in shnibleys. Yeah, that's the point. That's the point. Look how big this pocket is. Whoa! Big. Yeah. And it can hold- Let's- let's- let's- let's reel things in here. Shall I?

You got anything funny to say? No. You got anything funny to say to Carl? Anything funny stories?

I'm actually not allowed to chat in his chat because he banned my name. He banned my name as part of that big ban thing. Because anything related to Carl gets banned? Yeah. So obviously you guys, when Schlatt came back to Twitch, you and Dream and all you guys were all probably in a little Discord bunker, right? No, we were all... You were all in a bunker. I picture Twitter thought that it was like...

Schlatt behind his little mound trying to... And then...

Us over here trying to fuck. Yeah, you think that people fought in trenches with pistols? Oh Moisen Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah my bad. Sorry. That's such a story thing to nip it also like that. Yeah, it's awful It was just funny you're talking understood the reference immediately it was well It was just funny that like like what were they fighting with revolvers and they had a revolver They definitely did commanders in the army had revolvers. They had Tucker fact check

Are you asking if they had revolvers in World War I? Maybe they had guns. They had pistols. Yeah, they've had revolvers since the Civil War. Revolvers?

- Yeah. - No, no, if they were using them. - Pussy boy? - Yeah, they were using them. - The pussy boy? - Fine, but I'm pissed. - Yeah, I would be pissed if I was a wrong idiot too. - So I did, I might have banned you. There were a lot of names on that list. - Yeah. - I was 100,000, wasn't there? - Yeah. - I was actually, I made the short list that you said out loud. You were like Quackity, Tommy, Carl. - You were the first one I said. - Maybe it was me, yeah. - I said, I'm banning anybody who has the username

Carl Jacobs. Yeah, yeah. Not found. I looked at my Twitch name. I was like, that is exactly mine though. Do you think, did it count me? Yeah, you were like, wait, that's me. I was like, how am I going to reach up? Who is he talking about if this is like not about me? Are you really banned? I don't know if I'm still. Oh, there's someone at my doorbell. Maybe they'll tell you. Who? I don't know who these guys are. That's terrifying.

They were like showboating for the ring. We'll have to get to that later. They were ring showboating. Did I really ban you from the chat? You're banned. Let me check if I'm still banned. Try to chat in the Jschlatt chat. Is it the schlatt? No, it's schlatt. In the schlatt chat. Know your lore. In the schlatt. That's what we say. In the schlatt. Okay. That's good. You, Jschlatt, is your second though. No. Big guy is my second. How do I chat? How do I go chat? Oh, chat.

Oh, don't get banned. Minecraft are banned on site. I didn't even said that. Yo. That's my mods. I'm back in and I'm VIP. Oh, you're VIP. And I got some channel points just now. Nice. I'm VIP now. See, it's all better guys. Yeah, we were so pissed at each other back then.

What is that? Why are you holding that? I'm holding this so you can't hold it and start spraying Purell at me. But me holding it? I got sprayed with Purell from this thing like three, four times in a single podcast. I like these pants too. Thank you. You like mine from Unique Clos. I like these pants. I do like these pants. You want a link to these? What is the link? These are my Cole Waffle Joggers from... What is the waistband? Oh, they're medium-large XL. That's why I like them. They're a little elastic. That's nice. Yeah. I like them. They're like waffle. Yeah, Cole Waffle. So, what?

Carl, what have you been up to lately, man? Just a bunch of... Why are you shaking your head? I asked that. Yeah. I asked that. No, you said what he's got going on in the future. Just admit you brought Carl here and you had nothing to say. And for four times, four attempts at trying to get me to think like... And this is what we've got for you, man. You want to tell that one story about the backflip. It's a good story. It's a good story. It's a good story. I honestly think we could end the podcast now and we'd be fine.

You live in North Carolina. I do. Did you move to North Carolina? Where are you from? I'm from New York originally. No fucking shit. I am. The city? I was born in the Bronx, but I lived upstate. You were born in the Bronx? Yeah. Wow. Forty minutes north of the city, probably, up to Hudson. Nice. Wow. Very cool. So you started in New York. When did you come to North Carolina and why? I

Went to from New York to Charleston for high school in Charleston, South Carolina for high school. I went to high school there Oh shit. Yeah, did your whole family move there? Yeah, it wasn't like it wasn't for high school I just went there through my duration of high school and then from there went to Oregon for college or again out Portland. Oh Yeah, you have some doughnut doughnuts. Oh

That's what I think of when I think of Oregon, too. Really? No other thoughts. Like what? What other thoughts don't you have? Nothing. But if you were to have a thought, what would those thoughts be? So across the country, what coast is better? The East Coast is better. East Coast. Yeah. I like the East Coast more. East Coast is pretty good.

So from Oregon, I went to visit my friend in North Carolina who worked at Mr. Beast. Your friend? Yeah. What was their name? Garrett. He was like a on-screen person. What was his star sign? Like Zodiac? Yeah. I don't know. Okay. November, I think. What is November? I don't know. Maybe it was November? What would it have done for you if I said... Sorry, that was a...

It was an inappropriate interjection. Continue your story. And then they were like, I was visiting and I was going to school for video editing at the time. Okay. And then they were like, yo, we're starting this new channel for Jimmy's brother, but we don't have an editor yet. Oh.

You were the editor for Mr. Bro? I was the inaugural editor for Mr. Bro. Oh, shit. Inaugural. Yeah. You only edit it once a year? Is that what inaugural means? No, it's not. That's annual. I'm just being a smartass. Just an incorrect smartass. How long did it take for you to go from Mr. Bro inaugural editor to an on-screen persona? Have you ever been on camera before that?

I streamed to like nobody for like three years at that point. But it was- I really wanted to do that too, so I'm glad he did it. I'll do it too. That was way better! Wait, wait, wait, wait, before we do it again, Ian. Is that a rental? Uh, no, you own that extra venue. Guys, this is mine! Wait!

You're right it is. I remember it now. Why would you rent that? That is a crazy thing to rent. This is like something that like, you'd be like, "Oh, what's up?" and then I could like let go right here and it'd be like, boing, and smack you in the face. Can we talk about the fucking story? Sorry, you guys got just as interested as I did. Here's the thing. Didn't take my medicine this morning. That was a problem. I haven't taken my medicine since 11th grade. Really? Yeah. Oh wow, that explains a lot. Continue though.

I'm sorry man, it's so easy to be rude to you. It's so easy to be rude. It feels that way. It's so easy, like, I'm not like this with anyone else. Like, like, Schlatt is like, like, Schlatt is shocked right now. You know what's the worst part is behind the scenes he is so nice to me and I hang out with him and we talk about yes.

I literally had a- Just saying the opinion stronger doesn't make a true card. It is true. You're getting upset at the fact that he called you nice? I don't want to be misunderstood. Yeah, go ahead. Because this is what you want. Are you going to let this happen? I feel like it would be cool. It wouldn't hurt, right? Oh my god!

You okay? You kind of like snapped my earring a little bit. It's good. It's just a twist on too. You alright? I'm okay. See? Nice. He probably forgot he was recording.

I did, I did for a second because that hit your head and it sounded loud. It sounded bad. And so I got hit with a moment of empathy, which is just not how I normally am with Carl, believe me. Is it like cool for you want it to be like your... My thing? Yeah, is that your thing? It was like Schlatt with the banning thing. You're going to try to like... Oh, sorry. That was actually an accident. Oh! What a crazy reason.

Whoa! Whoa! Like you're falling down a waterfall. You fucking...

Hey, hey, how am I the drunk one? And yet I'm the only one who's interested in talking about fucking Carl Jacobs. I laugh for real when I'm crying. He just said he's interested to talk about fucking Carl Jacobs? No! No one said that. When? He just said that. He said that? He probably did. Fuck, I did not say that. That's not untrue. But, you are hot, dude.

I'm sorry, man. It's been a long week. I said that behind closed doors. Look. I don't know what's happening to me right now. I'm like crying. You're editing for Mr. Bro. Yes. And so I'm editing for Mr. Bro. They need a camera person because their camera person is bad. Okay. And then I'm camera person and editing. For Mr. Bro. For Mr. Bro. So you're Mr. Bro's top bro.

You're Mr. Bro's top bro. Top bro. Yeah, I'm the top bro for the sake of it. When did you start being on camera? So at the end there, they didn't really have enough on screen for Mr. Bro. They didn't have enough people they enjoyed having on screen. He's crying. Oh, wow. So when I cry or when I laugh really hard, I start to cry. This is awesome. I always have to get me to cry. Yeah. Yeah.

I just don't even remember making that noise. So like your claim that I was doing that was just so ridiculous because I was like, who was that that you're talking about? Like what person? No, it's just like, it's just like, it's like you're in like an

see when you run past somebody in GTA too fast. Well, you're tired about it, like I was doing the Wilhelm scream. Like, I was like, ahhh! No, I never said that. Like, Carl is just such an egregious liar that it's just like so ridiculous. Tucker, am I going fucking crazy here? I'm wasted. And I feel like I'm the fucking sane one on this podcast. Yeah, you are. The chaos switched from you to that. How? I don't know, it's like a pendulum. I've got so much vodka in me right now. It's a chuckle pendulum. I couldn't handle it.

We had a plan. You gonna do a fucking backflip now? Well maybe. Oh my god. Well maybe man, I don't know. I don't know what's happening. Are you doing a backflip? I didn't even get high, it's not gonna work this time you fucking prick. You don't think that my backflip is gonna work?

Hold on you speak that okay. Well if you don't think my backflips gonna work I see this imagine that but for like way too long I had a great view for a second there. Okay, so you see okay? You're editing from mr. Bro, you're a manning I'm doing it basically there's a point in time where I'm editing on screen directing and camera no shit Yeah, like there was a there is one video at mr. Roe last to leave candy and

Why'd you say it like that to me? I don't know, it was an interesting title. Yeah, I suppose. And I was inside of the candy while directing it. Whoa. Last to Leave the Candy? It was like a big hot tub filled with candy. It was like a Halloween special. That would release in November. Because we missed the deadline. That's some pristine temple marketing right there, man. Last to Leave Candy. Last to Leave Candy. Did you come up with that one? No.

I never said I did ideation. Okay, that was Mr. Bromso. I don't know. That was straight from the mind. Okay. And there was a put in time where they needed all hands on deck for Mr. Beast for a second. Because that was when... Did you ever see, like, Last Take Hand Off, Million Dollars Keeps It a couple years ago? Yes. Yeah. So it was, like, during that... So...

Basically it was four last to leave challenges. The winner of all four competed in last take handoff. Million dollars keeps it. Yeah. Five videos. We filmed all of them in December. So they needed all hands on deck. And I then moved over to Mr. Beast to be an editor and cameraman there. I see. So then you worked on basically the same shit, but on a bigger scale. Yeah. Then I just kind of became friends with like Chris, made my way up kind of. What is this?

I'm looking for a shot. Yeah. I need to cool down. Well, so that December, it was like basically living at the studio because I was getting paid to be a full-time editor, but I wanted to do more. So I kept doing camera work and I kept going to writing sessions. Like a Disney character.

Okay. Yeah. They do that. Yeah. Like you were living in, like you're doing your like real thing. Yeah. And then you were like, but I want more. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Actually there, I see it. I do see it now. That's my bad. Sorry about that. It's okay. And, um, I wanted to keep like working on other stuff cause I just went from Mr. Bro doing everything until they're not doing anything. Um,

What was this? I'm sorry, were you cheersing or something? I was just trying to cheers him, but he wouldn't do it. You could cheers. Cheers. You drinking now? Yeah, I'm drinking now. Do you guys watch the episodes before you release them? Do you watch the episodes before? I'll watch all of these. Before you release them? Yes. And if there isn't mention of this, I'll be upset. And I'll leave. Yeah, you can be upset. I'll leave. What does that mean? It means I don't believe you is what it means. Watch. I don't watch any of our episodes. I just force George to do it.

Alright, you've got banter. Yeah, uh, yeah. Oh, you ready? Come at me, come at me. What? Do it. I saw that. What? You saw it. Little thing. Yeah, yeah, just go ahead. Well, I was about to say, I was about to like go on a tangent where I would introduce you like all the things that you do. Yep. Because we usually do that with guests. I always be like, Carl James is a star of banter and he's got a Twitch channel and he is a popular cast member of the Mr. Beast extended universe. Why are you blanking so much, man? You make me worried.

I just don't know. It's like when somebody's singing like happy birthday, you don't really know what to do. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? That's what you look like when someone's singing "Happy Birthday"? I just didn't know what to do. He's like, "Uh..." Yeah, yeah. You've had a lot of interesting characters on your little podcast. I'm sorry, I had to say something weird. I'm sorry to... Can we do one thing? Can we speak in sentences? He's so fun, though. He's so fun! Carl is so fucking fun, man. Don't give me that shit. No. Come on, man. Uh...

How was banter though? Have you guys ever... Are you guys on a hiatus right now? We're not done talking about the fucking Mr. Beast and how he got in trouble. It seemed like he wanted to talk... We kinda almost concluded it. Almost? We got there. It seemed like he wanted to... Okay, fine. Fine. Well, I just became friends with everybody. And then, um... There was just a point in time where they were like looking for more on-screen people. And it was Hide and Seek 2. You have a good laugh too. Where they were like... I have a good laugh? Yeah. Yeah.

You're right. I'm siding with you now. Okay, okay. What did I do wrong there? I gave him a compliment. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was related to your on-screen presence. You have a good on-screen presence, so I'm not surprised that they chose you for on-screen talent. No, I'm mixing it. Can you continue? We're doing a podcast right now, buddy. Um...

So, fuck. So you met everybody. They liked you. They put you on camera. So Hide and Seek 2 was, it's Hide and Seek. It was like the second Hide and Seek they did for $60,000. And it was, they needed 10 people to hide. So it was a safe one to try me out on because it was like, if he's not funny, he just doesn't make the video pretty much. Right? Like we had 10 people to work with. So then I just went like try hard mode and I just,

just figured it all out. I went the day before, bought a bunch of props and shit, and like really tried. And luckily got second. So then people were like, oh, we want Carl Davichitz to win next time. He got second. There's a word for that. It's like, it's the word for like putting yourself out there, but it's like...

I'm sorry. I was there's a really good word for that though, but you're advocating for yourself is what it was Yeah, I was attempting to I was trying to put my best foot forward. Yeah, that's good people liked it That's usually you know, especially in the world of entertainment and like film and stuff That's usually what I found to be the most effective thing you can possibly do Even more so than then, you know, I mean obviously knowing people is a good thing But I mean, you know getting on set

and really just putting your best foot forward and like showing people that you care and you're excited about whatever you're working on is usually what gets you the furthest out of anything I've ever seen. Yeah, that's how I see success. And it seems to have worked because then you ended up on the Mr. Beast team. And even beyond that, I ended up on Chuckle Sandwich. Yeah, which out of all the things that you've done is the highest honor. Especially as it's been going thus far. What would you say in like...

When you got on the Mr. Beast crew for the on-screen town and stuff like that, what would you say is the video that... Because obviously the scale was continuously increasing. What was the video that you were on where you were like, holy shit, this is my fucking life? That's crazy. Where you just kind of had a moment. Because I feel like everyone has a moment where they kind of sit back and they're like, what?

It actually wasn't that large scale of a video. But it was... I think I had that feeling whenever I was like, oh, I'm actually a part of the crew now and not just somebody that they occasionally bring on. Right? And I think for me, that was... We had two teams building the world's largest Lego towers side by side. And it got to the point where we were using cherry pickers to keep putting blocks on top of each other. Cherry pickers? Oh, like a machine? Yeah, yeah. Like full-on...

Yeah. Wow. That's when you're in the big leagues. Well, and then at that point... Like a genie, like a... Yeah, like literally that. Yeah. That's cool. And we lost by one Lego block, actually. Just the worst. Wow, what stakes. That was crazy. Ridiculous. Did you always want to eventually wind up to be like this on-screen guy? You wanted to be rich and famous?

I definitely wanted to be on screen. You always want to be rich and famous, Carl? Like us. Do you have any dreams of being rich and famous, man? I always wanted to do content, like be front-facing for content. Yeah, I think so. What do you think of the phrase creator economy? Does it make you feel weird? I hate the creator economy. I don't like that. Hate that. It's like influencer. I don't like it.

I feel like a lot of people that say it also just don't understand any of it at all. Colin and Samir, you don't think they know what they're talking about? I love Colin and Samir though. They literally say career to comedy. I said a lot of, I didn't say everybody. Okay, that's fair, you did say that. I love Colin and Samir. I'm sorry, I apologize to you. But there's a lot of people that will watch Colin and Samir and be like, oh, I just understand all of YouTube now. And then they'll just, yeah. Right. Or it's like a Twitter thread or something like that where they're like 10 tips on doing the best you can. And some are good. Can I have a cup?

I'm doing this for a purpose right now. No, you're not, bro. Yes, I am. I'm mixing it up. This is the most homogenous next rep scene of my life. The most homogenous. It is sufficiently mixed. It's not homogenous. It's heterogeneous. No. It's just...

So you said you went to college for editing videos. Like was it film production, that kind of stuff? I was going to a trade school. Trade school? A lot of people in the trades. No, everybody should go to trade school. If you know what you want. Trade school is way more efficient than college. Well, that's one of the things that's not going to be affected the least by AI. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. Is the trades, like plumbing and stuff.

Okay, you think that's gonna be affected the least? Is plumbing? Yeah. Are we doing this? Is this like a mirror? Oh. It's like a dark night or something. I don't know what you want from me, man. So, where were you? Well, I went to school for computer science. Yeah. And I would do video editing on the side, and I, you know, my rationale was, hey, I can get a real job at any time if I go through with this degree. Fair enough. I was doing two degrees.

So I was going video production and multimedia. Okay. So multimedia was kind of the catch all more like, yeah, like I was also learning like UI UX web design and stuff like that. So I was going to be fine. But yeah, I always, yeah. I just looked at it like video editing was like the easiest way to become good at making content.

because when you're editing videos, you're looking at the content and you're seeing what's actually making it and what people are doing that doesn't make it. So that's... I mean, every kid wants to be a YouTuber now. Every kid wants to make their own shit. And guess what? They fucking can't. Well, here's the thing, right? Everyone wants to do it. How much would you say you...

Where do your skills come from? Was it self-taught? Did the trade school help? Did learning, specifically video editing from a professor in a class? To me?

I didn't even open Premiere until I went to college. Oh shit. Rude. I never learned editing because I didn't want to, I knew that I would like learn bad habits and like editing, like especially Premiere, there's like definitely bad habits that you can acquire and stuff. I will say that I didn't open Premiere until I got to college, but that is because up until then I used a cracked version of Sony Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. No, I didn't use anything. Sony Vegas. I never edited. Illegal.

That's good shit till 11:00. I wasn't I was a Windows Movie Maker. Oh, yeah, when you want to hear some crazy shit shit I am still under my student discount for the Adobe suite Wow, don't you have to reshow your I don't know how I just don't Reshow your thing. I haven't been in college since 2019. So there's a hack I actually pay half price for Adobe products Oh, everyone should because at the end of the term they'll always

Convert you to the actual paying tier that normal people have to pay right when that starts Cancel it and then they'll like ask you four times you really want to you really want it you really and then the fourth one it'll be what do we give you half off and then you're like, okay, I'll do that It's like when you overbook a flight and they're like trying to get you off. Yeah, three grand credit. Oh

Have you ever gotten offered that? No, but somebody on the plane that I was on, dude, they were one person too much of the weight capacity for the plane, which I didn't even know was a thing on commercial planes.

Imagine being the person that they walked up to and said that they were at weight capacity. Sorry, fat fuck. This is the end of the road. Surely they don't choose the heaviest person when they do that. I was all the way in the back. You don't see a flight attendant scanning the plane and they're like, they see someone who's got a little bit more weight on them and they're like, you! Yeah.

Get him in! Yeah, that's you. No, but the person was like, no, I'm on the flight. Like, this is my flight. And they kept saying no until they were like, how about three grand? And they're like, all right, three grand. Yeah, that's enough. There always is a moment in which it would be unreasonable for you to say no. Yeah. Like, at a certain point, it just becomes about, like, morals. It just becomes about, like, it becomes just like a pure belligerency. Yeah.

At what point did, okay, you're on camera. Yep. Do you have a Twitter account? Like, are you building your own brand on the side? Was that a goal of yours? I stopped streaming for the first like year I was at Beast because I was like, I just need to put like that December that I was talking about. I slept in my house four nights out of that whole December just because I was like trying to do extra work. Like, and it was like literally. Where were you sleeping? In the editing room because I was like. Oh my God. And it was like, not like actually like.

What is the term when you force people to work overtime? Crunch. It wasn't like a crunch mode thing. It was like me doing it to myself. Does that make sense? Right. Yeah, that's usually the case with most YouTubers. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Where we compel ourselves to... I've taken more all-in-inders as a YouTuber than I have as a college student, so...

Damn. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know what else. What was I? You were talking about how you're doing the crunch nights and sleeping all night. Building your own brand on the side? Building my own brand on the side came after it was like...

I made a deal with them that I wasn't gonna edit any more videos that I was in because I don't like editing myself because I'll just cut myself out of the entire video usually. I don't know how you guys work. Do you guys edit your own videos? I love myself. I cut myself out of all my whole videos. Yeah. Do you do the same thing? Yeah, I'm in my videos. Do you edit your videos? Yeah. Oh. I'm used to seeing myself now. Yeah, I just don't... I feel like I'm like...

too hard on myself when I edit. So I like cut myself out of everything. So I just made a deal where I was like, if I'm in it, just don't make me edit it. And then it became a point where I was just in everything. So I just stopped editing. Right. So then I was just a full time on screen and then much less work because the editors, the people that actually work in the onscreen talent are the people that are like, oh, just show up to be funny and stuff. So then I was like, I have time to stream again. So I started streaming.

And that's when it all came crashing down. Yeah. In the upward direction. It all came crashing up. Whoa. That was awesome. You were talking about something else. We wanted to get through this story so that we could talk about something else. I forget. Oh, don't try to ask me what I was talking about before. I'm not going to remember that. Tucker, you got any idea? Tucker's not tracking? Not this episode, dude. You guys are everywhere. Too much?

Am I too ADD, Tucker? No, I've been friends with Ted for a while and you know, he's trying to hold it down. Right now? Right now. Yeah, you can tell I'm like pulling. You're slipping. Well, yeah, no, I could tell Slash Lad was getting pissed at me so I was like, I gotta fucking pull that shit together. That's okay.

I could tell. I could see him. He was kind of like, he was like, what the fuck? Because he's usually the, because he's used to being the, what's it called? The instigator of madness. And when I'm the instigator of madness slash, like, wait a second. It doesn't make any sense. I don't understand what's going on. And I'm like, I'm like,

That was that was a lot that starts doing it too cuz he's like I think this is what I'm supposed to be doing You're a good guy, thanks, but you're really gonna figure this out okay figure this whole thing yeah, I can figure out it for ourselves I

When you guys are in the Mr. Beast videos, you kind of know what is going on. I've thought this for a while, but I wasn't sure. I want to ask you directly now on this podcast. Yes. And I'm hyping it up way more than it actually is.

Because of the manner in which you guys edit the videos where it's like it's sort of like shot reaction shot reaction. Here's a moment. Here's a reaction and it's not like you can do a long-winded bit for like a whole video. Have you guys kind of like once you enter into recording mode in a remastered video, have you kind of like Pavlovian trained yourself to just say things very in short moments like where you're like, wow, look at this. Oh man, that's great. Like, you know, you know what I'm saying? I'm going to say yes and no. Okay. Okay.

We film these videos, we probably have like 70 hours of footage per video that they have to condense into an 11 minute video. When you think about it. - I'm thinking about it. - Yeah, keep thinking. And even like, for instance, a video that's gonna be out before this is out, is we did a last to leave and we had a person from the age one all the way to the age 100

Each doing a last to leave. So one, two, three, all the way to 100. A one-year-old child all the way to a 100-year-old person. A child, like a newly born into this world. A one-year-old. Born in 2022. Well, yes. Jeez. Yes. And they were all in their own little cubicles that are... How do you...

How do you measure when the child's done? The child got out almost immediately. The two-year-old got out during the injury. Did they understand the context? No. And you know what's also true is that the 90s, they started losing the context as well, which was interesting.

Like one of them got out and then went to the bathroom. Even though they have bathrooms like accessible to them obviously. But they got out and then knew they were out and then went to the bathroom and then came back in and thought they were still competing. And it was like, it was like, oh. That's sad. Come on, grandma. You're done. Exactly. It was Schleit's grandma. Let's get you home. No, she's dead. That was mine. Recently. What are you doing?

You're celebrating that. You're celebrating my grandma's death? More like celebrating your acceptance, potentially. I've never come to terms with it. There's nothing you can do about it. That sentence right there is acceptance. There's nothing you can do about it, to be clear. Okay. Are your grandma alive? One of them is dead. Both of my grandpa's paws are dead. I've never cried twice. No. On a pod. On a pod? But I think I might. Do I do it? Do I do it? Just, as long as you don't... Oh! Oh!

We're back, we're back, it's funny. A little bit of slapstick never hurt anyone. Just forgot what we were talking about. Run into the tunnel, Kevin. It's real. Have you seen that? Have you seen Skinnamorink? Come on, man. On your phone. On your phone a little bit. I have a question. Carl, would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games? Or games? Shut the fuck up. Fuck you. Unlimited games, but no games. Um...

I have an answer. Okay. And I've seen this. Okay. You've seen this? I'm sorry about this. Yeah, right. I've seen this. I've seen this. All right. I'm a fan. Yeah, right. And I'm going to go ahead and pick Unlimited Bacon, the first one, the first one. All right. What was that one? Jog my memory. Unlimited Bacon, but no bacon. What do you mean you've watched this? In Unlimited Bacon? You clearly don't understand it. I'm pretty sure Slav was being crystal clear. Can you say it again? I think he was being cut and dry. No. No.

I'll say it one more time. Carl Jacobs. Yep. Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games or games, unlimited games, but no games? I just don't like bacon. It's the only thing. It's so homogenous. It's competing with the water for how thoroughly mixed it is. You don't like bacon? I don't like bacon. Why not? Am I a bad guy for that? Why don't you like bacon? I don't know. My taste buds decided that. So why would you pick the first one then?

Cuz I thought that was the one where I ended up with games, but now I'm feeling like it none of them end up with games Well, do you need me to repeat it one more time or do you think you've got it unlimited bacon? But but no games games games unlimited games, but no games games. Whoa Come on, thanks slipping on a banana peel um

Guess I'll take the first one still take the baby. Take the I will take the bacon all right I think why that's good wait. No. I'll take the second one what you'll take the games I will say well. What are you realizing when you say that no wait? I figured it out though, okay? Is there something to figure out yeah? Yeah? Yeah, there is your choice is this was a math equation okay? We take games which is like me mmM unlimited games will call B. Oh

But no games is still A, because A is this... So your A plus B is AB minus A is still B, so I still get unlimited games. No? C or no? I would consider games to be part of unlimited games and you just... So they're all a factor of A? I think they're all A. Okay. It's just infinity A. Then I'll take the first option. Okay.

Okay. Carl, whenever we have a guest on, we ask them what part of the chuckle sandwich they are. Okay. For instance, I am the two butt pieces of bread. You know, those butt pieces you get in the fucking loaf of bread. The end pieces? Yeah, the end pieces. Butt pieces. And that's at the top and bottom of the sandwich, holding it all together. Yeah. Flat? Well, he's the mayo. The cream. No, he's the mayo.

Would you like to be the cream? I'm what makes the sandwich a little bit wet. I could be, I'll be, um. You could be anything you want. I'll be Slime-sicle. No. That's terrifying. I could do that. You're gonna be the body of Charlie. Yeah. Is this possible?

Tugger, is this allowed? No, it's not allowed. It's not allowed? You can't have any more meat products in the sandwich. Oh, no more meat? They're out. What do you mean? People have been meat. People have been adding meat. I just don't know if- Well, that's against the rules. Well, I just don't- Can you just, like, find some law in there about not adding a human body to the sandwich? I feel like the meat was- As long as- Just look at the laws, though. Just start typing a little bit. Look at the laws. Can we come do a- Just type a couple things into your laptop, you fucking asshole, and just pretend like you're finding something.

Okay. Why can't I be Charlie? Well, no, how about this? Well, he's looking up the laws right now, man. Look at it, he's typing. I'll get some potentially though. Okay, wait. He isn't meat. He's slime-tickle meat. Quackity said I'm calling slime meat, but after a funny attempt to make a joke, slime started disliking the name and privately told Quackity that he isn't meat and slime from the ground that gooped up gradually learned to be a person. Oh, this is Lost Nevada lore right now. This is some Dream SMP stuff. That's what's happening. Well, if he's not meat, then you can be a slime-tickle. I'll be the slime-tickle.

He's like goo in there, canonically. He's the slime circle. What are you doing? What? What is this? This is making... Please. What am I doing? You can do that, but you're also going to have to buy at least a seven ton crate of white phosphorus from us. What's happening with that? Shall I? Do you agree on those terms? Yeah. Where'd you find the white phosphorus? You can be slime circle. You can be all the slime circle you want, but you're also going to be... Seven tons of white phosphorus? Yeah, it's about... How do you store that? Well, it comes in pallets. Yeah, pallets! How do you store it? That's a lot of pallets. Um...

Probably in Connex boxes. Connex boxes. Connex boxes. On a bunch of pallets. Those can fit on a pallet, right? No, they're way bigger than a pallet. Okay, way bigger than a pallet. Maybe you put pallets in the Connex boxes. It's like a shipping container. Yeah, a shipping container. Like maybe some shipping containers. Maybe a couple shipping containers. Can you send that to... Do I have to pay to send that to North Carolina? I mean, yeah, we could probably put it on a train, but if it's going through Ohio, there might be a problem.

What was that? That was crazy. 12-year-old TikTok joke. That was crazy. It goes to Ohio. It might be a problem. No, no, no. That was another Ohio. There was a devastating train crash in Ohio. What happened? Where there was an ecological disaster because of a train derailment where it caused a giant cloud of smoke to appear in the air and it's getting in the water and the water looks like a fucking oil slick from a car after it's been sitting at a stoplight. It was bad.

I didn't hear about this. Yeah. Yeah, it would be a problem if we sent our white phosphorus through Ohio because it doesn't seem like their infrastructure is very good for trans. Do you think other than Ohio? We could probably take a southern route through Texas or something. That's all right with flat. That's fine. Okay.

Yeah, we'll get some white. We will supply Mr. Beast and Carl Jacobs with seven tons of white phosphorus in Connex boxes on traveling on a... Mr. Beast didn't get any of it, I feel like I got it. Well, I mean, it's just going to be in the area, and he's going to be like, Carl, oh, man, I really need some white phosphorus. Where can I get some? And you'd be like, well, it's funny that you mentioned that. I don't fucking know. I don't know.

That's not what I would expect you to say, but... I don't fucking know. Actually, you know what? You're right. This white process is for you. Thank you. And you shouldn't have to give it up to Jimmy at any point. Locked in. Lock it in, baby. What the fuck? What was that? I heard. Whoa! All right. Carl, do you have anything you want to promote before we get you out of here?

And by that I mean in handcuffs. Do it, please. I'm good. Don't you hate it when YouTubers pretend to be friends and don't have anything to promote on the show? What am I supposed to say? I don't even know, Carl. I'm doing YouTube videos again. Really? Yeah. Nice. I'm trying to do more effort rather than just sitting there. Is there anything that's going to be out by the time this comes out in seven weeks? I've been doing...

Higher effort videos rather than like I know that but I don't know if I have a specific one. Oh, I spent a hundred hours in VR Where I never saw the outside. It was the craziest hardest thing I've ever done. Oh, did you ever get a headache? I got a headache at hour three until our 100 and I slept in it and I showered a lot of Advil and I yeah, I took ibuprofen a bunch. Jeez and it was- You showered in VR? Yeah, do you want to see what my eyes looked like? Yes. After I took it off after a hundred hours? You're gonna be blown away.

That's after a hundred hours. Let me see, let me see, let me see. In VR. Oh, God. Yeah, I look like... And then I got a rash. You could see the rash formed on my face from the goggles. From, like, the sweat. Shit. Yeah, it was a lot.

Jeez. Do you think it's going to get a lot of views? Man, I hope it'll at least be a 5 of 10 because that's just what we aim for. Isn't that always what we hope for? A 5 of 10 or more? At least. Honestly, a 6 of 10 feels like a 5 of 10. Once you hit the 7, it's like, oh, we're slipping, we're slipping, we're slipping. We're slipping into the deep below. Well, thanks so much, Carl, for coming on this podcast. You're signing off Chuckle Week. We've had a wonderful Chuckle Week. We've been...

You all right? It was a callback to last time I was quivering at the camera. Yeah, you were quivering. That wasn't even a strong quiver. This is a big chuckle week. We're glad to have had you on finally, despite how hard it was. I'd love to come on again. Oh, man. You're going to have to let me know when you're ready for that. When you're ready for that. Because...

And the thing is, too, I've used my social anxiety card now, so I can't hardball him anymore. He can. Oh, he can. I'll reach out next time. Well, he's even more mysterious than me, so if he gets all angry with you, you're going to be like, fuck. I get angry. I'm quick to anger. Yeah, that's his thing. And he owns a gun.

That's his other thing. I sit by four rifles. That's how we go whenever he's preparing for bed. He sits in a big leather chair by his fire with a shotgun in hand and he's just waiting for people to come and bathe. I just sit there for hours a night and I load it and unload it. And unload it, clean it out again. He's got a picture of his safe full of money on the outside of his lawn with a message under it and it just says, try it. Go for it.

Can we get out of here? Yeah, we can get out of here. Thanks so much for joining us on this episode of Chuckle Sandwich with Carl Jacobs and for enjoying a wonderful Chuckle Week. Hope you're doing well seven weeks later in like May or June or something. I don't know. But yeah, see you around. Bye, Chucklers. See you around. Bye-bye.

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